Speaker 1: All right, it's the Been and Skin Show ninety seven
Speaker 1: point one. The Eagle Man.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited for Saturday, Saint Patti's Day Parade on
Speaker 2: Greenville Avenue. We will be there and we will be partying.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have our own Eagle float, Woodie, Teresa, Everybody's
Speaker 2: gonna be here, even our program director Elliott. So we're
Speaker 2: gonna be hanging and partying. We might try to smuggle Mike,
Speaker 2: the drummer of Drowning Pool on our float. Who knows,
Speaker 2: but you need to be there hanging out. We are
Speaker 2: probably just on you know, supervised, gonna put roller Town
Speaker 2: on our float.
Speaker 3: Try to stop us. That's the brewery.
Speaker 2: Ben and I are partners in up Enslana. So anyways,
Speaker 2: hope to see you down there on Saturday. That's gonna
Speaker 2: be a whole heck of a lot of fun. Now,
Speaker 2: we also like to give stuff away on this show.
Speaker 2: I want to giveaway right now, Volbeat the Greatest of
Speaker 2: All Tours with special guess Hailstorm and the Ghost Inside.
Speaker 2: That's at the Toyota Music Factory the Pavilion on July
Speaker 2: the twenty eighth. Now, if you want to win tickets
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Speaker 2: their name, their phone number, their email address, and the
Speaker 2: answer to the question which major local company just had
Speaker 2: a massive PR blunder involving Luca. We were just talking
Speaker 2: about it, and if you were listening, you know, and
Speaker 2: you're gonna win those tickets. Good luck, everybody. I've got
Speaker 2: some MAVs and some cowboys to talk about here in
Speaker 2: about thirty minutes.
Speaker 3: But right now it's time for.
Speaker 1: This juicing your news.
Speaker 3: Hot God, every live, come.
Speaker 4: Stay on top in the high woot shovel.
Speaker 1: I have some more proof that I'm a content king
Speaker 1: because I h all over the prep sides and all.
Speaker 1: This was this thing, and I had this thing ready
Speaker 1: for yesterday, and I was like, Okay, it's not urgent,
Speaker 1: we'll do it tomorrow. Not a big deal. So this
Speaker 1: thing ready for today. But I would like to tell
Speaker 1: you that this in a few minutes will be posed
Speaker 1: as the ben and skin Pole question of the day,
Speaker 1: because yesterday or two days ago, we were talking about
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio's in the discussions to play Evil Canievl. Adrian
Speaker 1: Brody is in discussions to play Shelley Saltman. Shelley Saltman
Speaker 1: was the promoter who Evil Knievel beat the tarnation out
Speaker 1: of with an aluminum bat, shattering his wrist and arms.
Speaker 1: But he was paid out thirteen million dollars in the
Speaker 1: late seventies. So would you in the late seventies take
Speaker 1: thirteen million dollars to have your arms broken and risk broken?
Speaker 1: To get thirteen million dollars? But it is Evil Knieval
Speaker 1: beating you with an aluminum bat?
Speaker 3: What age? Evil Canievl?
Speaker 2: This is his forties. Okay, we determined he was in
Speaker 2: his late forties. Do we have to go back and
Speaker 2: live in the seventies now?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Would you take thirteen million dollars to have your arms
Speaker 1: and risk broken?
Speaker 3: I'd rather live in the seventies exactly?
Speaker 1: Thirteen million not a part of the question.
Speaker 3: But wait, what is that today?
Speaker 2: Dollars Today it's way more, dude, It's probably like twenty
Speaker 2: six to thirty million. Yeah, I think I'd rather have
Speaker 2: thirteen million in the seventies. All right, on the seventies,
Speaker 2: I'll take six million in the late sixties.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I think we could do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we can see.
Speaker 4: I'm worried that can I have his frame because my
Speaker 4: frame I don't think could handle a whole lot of
Speaker 4: hits from evil?
Speaker 1: Can eevil?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's fair, But let's just assume there's no hits.
Speaker 1: Just to take the broken arm, just say the broken arm.
Speaker 3: See, you don't have to picture him smashing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that'd be bad in a woman. You know,
Speaker 1: that's not acceptable.
Speaker 3: Why it was the seventies?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so we're I regret everything about to set up?
Speaker 1: And okay, hold on, I would I would let evil?
Speaker 6: Can Evil have at my arm and smash it for
Speaker 6: thirteen mil?
Speaker 3: Even today?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Does he get to hunt my broken arm? No?
Speaker 1: And not a part of it?
Speaker 3: I say, jump or hump both? Yep.
Speaker 1: So I was watching Jimmy Kimmel the other night, and
Speaker 1: I don't know, I hear it just happened to be
Speaker 1: on Joel Mchal's gonna be on Joel McHale. I'm in
Speaker 1: one of my heroes, right, We're good. So Joel McHale
Speaker 1: comes on and this which I promise I was gonna
Speaker 1: air yesterday, and I wake up today and I see
Speaker 1: that all the radio prep sides are like putting it
Speaker 1: out there, and I'm like, the sons of bitches, I
Speaker 1: should be the radio prep side. What does that pay?
Speaker 1: Either way?
Speaker 3: It could be your future.
Speaker 1: They are slacking. You should Joe Man Joel Mchal goes
Speaker 1: to the farmer's market every Sunday morning. He gets a
Speaker 1: bunch of food and he's explaining it for our family.
Speaker 1: But I also have rabbits. And he explains the story.
Speaker 5: We used to have this rabbit up until three weeks ago,
Speaker 5: and I'm not kidding. We had another rabbit, yeah, and
Speaker 5: they were buddies, and then one of them passed away. Uh.
Speaker 5: And then the other one lived till eight uh, and
Speaker 5: he was a great bunny.
Speaker 8: But our one rabbit, the one rabbit who did pass
Speaker 8: away did at one point they were battling each other
Speaker 8: and uh, we we noticed. We took him to the
Speaker 8: vet and he's like, yeah, this one rabbit has eaten
Speaker 8: the testicles off the other. And I was like quite
Speaker 8: the fight and uh whoa.
Speaker 5: And we said, well, why would he eat the testicles
Speaker 5: of the other rabbit And goes, well, just in case
Speaker 5: a female rabbit shows up and I was like, we
Speaker 5: don't have any female rabbits, and he was like, tell
Speaker 5: the bunnies that they so wait.
Speaker 7: As a matter of self defense, in order to keep
Speaker 7: their genetic line going, rabbits will eat each other's balls.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, I had no idea wild this wildlife
Speaker 1: fact I've ever heard, and he didn't appear to be joking.
Speaker 4: Is this just to promote Monty Python turning fifty?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I don't think it was that. Yeah, good, fine, So
Speaker 1: your Benskin Poll question of the day is the woman
Speaker 1: of your dreams? Would you bite the balls off of
Speaker 1: another man? Who's the woman your dreams? Who's the man?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 1: Your wife?
Speaker 3: So you're definitely not. No, I'm sorry, I see it.
Speaker 1: Keep your balls, guy.
Speaker 2: It's difficult because I landed her without doing what you
Speaker 2: wanted me to do. So it's kind of hard to
Speaker 2: go back and go, Okay, yeah, I'll go.
Speaker 1: Ahead and do that to the balls.
Speaker 4: Okay, halle Berry, Okay, you can have halle Berry, but you.
Speaker 2: Gotta do that before or after a monster's ball.
Speaker 1: Halle Berry? Now or two? She's still hot?
Speaker 3: Did she still got it?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Well, you let me feel good.
Speaker 2: I I don't can I slice them off with a
Speaker 2: knife and cook them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, yes, I like this, A pairing knife beneath
Speaker 6: a milking table, right into a frying pan.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it might be good. Do I have to
Speaker 2: be the one to slice them? Can I get someone
Speaker 2: to do that?
Speaker 3: I have about this.
Speaker 1: It's turns fifty today.
Speaker 6: Just batter them up and included in my triple dipper
Speaker 6: and it'll be a quad squad.
Speaker 2: I would dip the quad squad. They should set the
Speaker 2: quad squad promotion. Quad squad is great, ben, Can I
Speaker 2: dip them in caso?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, then this is easy? All right.
Speaker 6: So now it's just who's the dream girl? Probably Sophia Vedegarra.
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, there's probably a good three to thirty
Speaker 2: five hundred women that well lexis Texas, right, really might
Speaker 2: just have to stand in line beating up.
Speaker 1: You don't want that?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't want that?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: She probably has done what you have to dude, She's
Speaker 2: just some Texas state gal.
Speaker 6: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: My queen and the power parting you said queen with again,
Speaker 1: we're transitioning to the next story. Oh gush, check your phone.
Speaker 1: I just sent you this.
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I got a wedding gift which I got married in
Speaker 1: October and we didn't have a you know, fourm all
Speaker 1: like wedding. We went to Vegas and had a quick one, right,
Speaker 1: and uh, what you.
Speaker 2: See on a card? One of y'all just read it
Speaker 2: out live from Dallas, Texas. It's Kevin and Roxy Turners. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's cool. And it's from my buddy Kent.
Speaker 1: Okay. And Kent's a good dude. But Kent's like he's
Speaker 1: been telling me for like about a week and a half,
Speaker 1: Hey man, you go delivery coming, let me know when
Speaker 1: you get it, Okay, let me know. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: what why does he want me to let him know?
Speaker 1: Just to confirm that it didn't get lost in the mail.
Speaker 1: So I see it and I'm like, okay, that's cool.
Speaker 1: It's a QUE card like from a Smello could have
Speaker 1: made it great. But I also noticed at the bottom, right,
Speaker 1: I noticed that there's a signature. And the signature on
Speaker 1: that Q card is a guy named Wally. And Wally
Speaker 1: is the guy and I know this because I see him.
Speaker 1: He has a small on air roll on the seth
Speaker 1: Myers show at night. Sometimes everyone a walk and Seth
Speaker 1: will basically yell at him because he tries to go
Speaker 1: in the air. You know, that's the bit. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: Wally is Wally trying to get on there? Well, then
Speaker 1: Kent sends me a video of an older man and
Speaker 1: I know who he is. It's Wally in his living
Speaker 1: room or at his kitchen table actually, and he's got
Speaker 1: his markers out and he's making this que card from
Speaker 1: SNL and I want you to listen to this. It's
Speaker 1: the best gift I've ever gotten.
Speaker 7: Okay, Hey, Kevin Roxy, I'm Wally Ferriston. I'm a head
Speaker 7: cue guard guy. I'side that live. I think you already
Speaker 7: know that I'm doing a cue card for you guys.
Speaker 7: You guys are from Dallas, Texas. Not going to hold
Speaker 7: that against you. Your football team has not been good lately,
Speaker 7: and I'm a Patriots fan and neither have we. All right,
Speaker 7: this is a wedding gift from your friend's Kent. He said,
Speaker 7: you guys do an SNL fantasy draft that you run, Kevin,
Speaker 7: where you guess the host the musical guest for each episode.
Speaker 7: We do something like that too at the show, like
Speaker 7: in the summer. We'll guess hot people you know, like
Speaker 7: hot actors, and who hasn't hosted, and maybe who's coming back.
Speaker 7: We don't bet money on it, thought you guys gamble,
Speaker 7: you guys bet money?
Speaker 1: What is the win or win?
Speaker 7: I wonder Roxy, I know nothing about you. You told
Speaker 7: me nothing about you. I'm assuming you're a lovely young lady.
Speaker 7: Although you did marry the biggest SNL dird in Dallas, so.
Speaker 3: No judgment.
Speaker 7: I like that name Roxy too. Let's feed your card
Speaker 7: live from Dallas, Texas. It's cabin at Roxy Turner Graduations
Speaker 7: and maybe I'll see you guys. If you guys wouldn't
Speaker 7: tickets for a lotarry let me know and we'll I'll
Speaker 7: come down and say hello, or come up and say hello.
Speaker 7: Where every sitting and uh, you'll be thankful because I'll
Speaker 7: come stay Hello Graduations.
Speaker 1: He's been there the whole time. He's the guy. He's
Speaker 1: in charge of the whole Q card department. And then
Speaker 1: if you see it's in the picture I sent you. Wait,
Speaker 1: he's been there since the seventies. I think he's been
Speaker 1: there since the beginning. Wow, And he is if you
Speaker 1: see at the top right corner it says one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like he said, I edited out some of the
Speaker 1: minutia of that, but that is would have been like
Speaker 1: if there's eight cards in the sketch, like one, two, three, four,
Speaker 1: So she just put one. That's how they do it.
Speaker 1: And I know, like with the actors, like okay, you're
Speaker 1: you're black, you're gonna be blue, you're green, you're red.
Speaker 1: And Nate Bargatzi is one of those, he's color blind
Speaker 1: and he is like, I didn't know I was reading
Speaker 1: these lines. I don't know, but I was like, that's
Speaker 1: the coolest gift I've ever gotten. And I was just
Speaker 1: I'm very wanted to share that with you guys.
Speaker 3: So they still use Q cards. They don't use teleprompters.
Speaker 1: Q cards is the way it is, and it's the
Speaker 1: way it will always.
Speaker 3: Are you going to frame that?
Speaker 1: Absolutely gonna frame it?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: It's so perfect, like he misspelled her name. We don't
Speaker 1: live in Dallas, she did not take my last name. Like,
Speaker 1: there's so many things wrong with it. It's so beautiful.
Speaker 3: I love it. What if she accidentally threw it away?
Speaker 1: Would you know she was? She was stoked about it too.
Speaker 3: That's all. Let's go yeah, it can't. Yeah, what's underneath?
Speaker 3: Is that a dirty sheet? What's underneath the card?
Speaker 1: That's just on. It's on the guests bedroom right now.
Speaker 1: We don't have a friend. Okay, it's office. Okay.
Speaker 6: There is the Hollywood shuffle coming up next and around
Speaker 6: the sports Patrick Dumont has spoken, and what are the
Speaker 6: cowboys doing?
Speaker 3: We never know what they're doing in there. That's next.