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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's the Been and Skin Show ninety seven

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<v Speaker 1>point one. The Eagle Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so excited for Saturday, Saint Patti's Day Parade on

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<v Speaker 2>Greenville Avenue. We will be there and we will be partying.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna have our own Eagle float, Woodie, Teresa, Everybody's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be here, even our program director Elliott. So we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be hanging and partying. We might try to smuggle Mike,

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<v Speaker 2>the drummer of Drowning Pool on our float. Who knows,

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<v Speaker 2>but you need to be there hanging out. We are

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<v Speaker 2>probably just on you know, supervised, gonna put roller Town

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<v Speaker 2>on our float.

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<v Speaker 3>Try to stop us. That's the brewery.

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<v Speaker 2>Ben and I are partners in up Enslana. So anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>hope to see you down there on Saturday. That's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be a whole heck of a lot of fun. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>we also like to give stuff away on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to giveaway right now, Volbeat the Greatest of

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<v Speaker 2>All Tours with special guess Hailstorm and the Ghost Inside.

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<v Speaker 2>That's at the Toyota Music Factory the Pavilion on July

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<v Speaker 2>the twenty eighth. Now, if you want to win tickets

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<v Speaker 2>app where you can stream and leave talkback messages. Click

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<v Speaker 2>that microphone right now, and the third person that leaves

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<v Speaker 2>their name, their phone number, their email address, and the

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<v Speaker 2>answer to the question which major local company just had

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<v Speaker 2>a massive PR blunder involving Luca. We were just talking

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<v Speaker 2>about it, and if you were listening, you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna win those tickets. Good luck, everybody. I've got

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<v Speaker 2>some MAVs and some cowboys to talk about here in

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<v Speaker 2>about thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>But right now it's time for.

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<v Speaker 1>This juicing your news.

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<v Speaker 3>Hot God, every live, come.

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<v Speaker 4>Stay on top in the high woot shovel.

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<v Speaker 1>I have some more proof that I'm a content king

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<v Speaker 1>because I h all over the prep sides and all.

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<v Speaker 1>This was this thing, and I had this thing ready

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<v Speaker 1>for yesterday, and I was like, Okay, it's not urgent,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll do it tomorrow. Not a big deal. So this

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<v Speaker 1>thing ready for today. But I would like to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that this in a few minutes will be posed

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<v Speaker 1>as the ben and skin Pole question of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>because yesterday or two days ago, we were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>Leonardo DiCaprio's in the discussions to play Evil Canievl. Adrian

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<v Speaker 1>Brody is in discussions to play Shelley Saltman. Shelley Saltman

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<v Speaker 1>was the promoter who Evil Knievel beat the tarnation out

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<v Speaker 1>of with an aluminum bat, shattering his wrist and arms.

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<v Speaker 1>But he was paid out thirteen million dollars in the

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<v Speaker 1>late seventies. So would you in the late seventies take

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen million dollars to have your arms broken and risk broken?

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<v Speaker 1>To get thirteen million dollars? But it is Evil Knieval

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<v Speaker 1>beating you with an aluminum bat?

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<v Speaker 3>What age? Evil Canievl?

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<v Speaker 2>This is his forties. Okay, we determined he was in

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<v Speaker 2>his late forties. Do we have to go back and

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<v Speaker 2>live in the seventies now?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 5>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you take thirteen million dollars to have your arms

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<v Speaker 1>and risk broken?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd rather live in the seventies exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen million not a part of the question.

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<v Speaker 3>But wait, what is that today?

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<v Speaker 2>Dollars Today it's way more, dude, It's probably like twenty

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<v Speaker 2>six to thirty million. Yeah, I think I'd rather have

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen million in the seventies. All right, on the seventies,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take six million in the late sixties.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, I think we could do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, we can see.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm worried that can I have his frame because my

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<v Speaker 4>frame I don't think could handle a whole lot of

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<v Speaker 4>hits from evil?

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<v Speaker 1>Can eevil?

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's fair, But let's just assume there's no hits.

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<v Speaker 1>Just to take the broken arm, just say the broken arm.

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<v Speaker 3>See, you don't have to picture him smashing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that'd be bad in a woman. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not acceptable.

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<v Speaker 3>Why it was the seventies?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, so we're I regret everything about to set up?

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<v Speaker 1>And okay, hold on, I would I would let evil?

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<v Speaker 6>Can Evil have at my arm and smash it for

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<v Speaker 6>thirteen mil?

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<v Speaker 3>Even today?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Does he get to hunt my broken arm? No?

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<v Speaker 1>And not a part of it?

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<v Speaker 3>I say, jump or hump both? Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was watching Jimmy Kimmel the other night, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I hear it just happened to be

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<v Speaker 1>on Joel Mchal's gonna be on Joel McHale. I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>one of my heroes, right, We're good. So Joel McHale

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<v Speaker 1>comes on and this which I promise I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>air yesterday, and I wake up today and I see

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<v Speaker 1>that all the radio prep sides are like putting it

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<v Speaker 1>out there, and I'm like, the sons of bitches, I

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<v Speaker 1>should be the radio prep side. What does that pay?

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<v Speaker 1>Either way?

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<v Speaker 3>It could be your future.

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<v Speaker 1>They are slacking. You should Joe Man Joel Mchal goes

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<v Speaker 1>to the farmer's market every Sunday morning. He gets a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of food and he's explaining it for our family.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also have rabbits. And he explains the story.

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<v Speaker 5>We used to have this rabbit up until three weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 5>and I'm not kidding. We had another rabbit, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 5>they were buddies, and then one of them passed away. Uh.

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<v Speaker 5>And then the other one lived till eight uh, and

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<v Speaker 5>he was a great bunny.

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<v Speaker 8>But our one rabbit, the one rabbit who did pass

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<v Speaker 8>away did at one point they were battling each other

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<v Speaker 8>and uh, we we noticed. We took him to the

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<v Speaker 8>vet and he's like, yeah, this one rabbit has eaten

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<v Speaker 8>the testicles off the other. And I was like quite

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<v Speaker 8>the fight and uh whoa.

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<v Speaker 5>And we said, well, why would he eat the testicles

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<v Speaker 5>of the other rabbit And goes, well, just in case

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<v Speaker 5>a female rabbit shows up and I was like, we

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<v Speaker 5>don't have any female rabbits, and he was like, tell

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<v Speaker 5>the bunnies that they so wait.

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<v Speaker 7>As a matter of self defense, in order to keep

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<v Speaker 7>their genetic line going, rabbits will eat each other's balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, all right, I had no idea wild this wildlife

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<v Speaker 1>fact I've ever heard, and he didn't appear to be joking.

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<v Speaker 4>Is this just to promote Monty Python turning fifty?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it was that. Yeah, good, fine, So

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<v Speaker 1>your Benskin Poll question of the day is the woman

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<v Speaker 1>of your dreams? Would you bite the balls off of

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<v Speaker 1>another man? Who's the woman your dreams? Who's the man?

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<v Speaker 6>So?

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<v Speaker 1>Your wife?

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<v Speaker 3>So you're definitely not. No, I'm sorry, I see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep your balls, guy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's difficult because I landed her without doing what you

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<v Speaker 2>wanted me to do. So it's kind of hard to

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<v Speaker 2>go back and go, Okay, yeah, I'll go.

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<v Speaker 1>Ahead and do that to the balls.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, halle Berry, Okay, you can have halle Berry, but you.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotta do that before or after a monster's ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Halle Berry? Now or two? She's still hot?

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<v Speaker 3>Did she still got it?

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<v Speaker 2>All?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you let me feel good.

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<v Speaker 2>I I don't can I slice them off with a

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<v Speaker 2>knife and cook them.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, okay, yes, I like this, A pairing knife beneath

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<v Speaker 6>a milking table, right into a frying pan.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, it might be good. Do I have to

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<v Speaker 2>be the one to slice them? Can I get someone

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<v Speaker 2>to do that?

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<v Speaker 3>I have about this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's turns fifty today.

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<v Speaker 6>Just batter them up and included in my triple dipper

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<v Speaker 6>and it'll be a quad squad.

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<v Speaker 2>I would dip the quad squad. They should set the

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<v Speaker 2>quad squad promotion. Quad squad is great, ben, Can I

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<v Speaker 2>dip them in caso?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, then this is easy? All right.

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<v Speaker 6>So now it's just who's the dream girl? Probably Sophia Vedegarra.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, honestly, there's probably a good three to thirty

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<v Speaker 2>five hundred women that well lexis Texas, right, really might

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<v Speaker 2>just have to stand in line beating up.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want that?

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<v Speaker 4>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you don't want that?

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<v Speaker 3>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>She probably has done what you have to dude, She's

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<v Speaker 2>just some Texas state gal.

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<v Speaker 6>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>My queen and the power parting you said queen with again,

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<v Speaker 1>we're transitioning to the next story. Oh gush, check your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I just sent you this.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a wedding gift which I got married in

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<v Speaker 1>October and we didn't have a you know, fourm all

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<v Speaker 1>like wedding. We went to Vegas and had a quick one, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, what you.

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<v Speaker 2>See on a card? One of y'all just read it

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<v Speaker 2>out live from Dallas, Texas. It's Kevin and Roxy Turners. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's cool. And it's from my buddy Kent.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. And Kent's a good dude. But Kent's like he's

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<v Speaker 1>been telling me for like about a week and a half,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey man, you go delivery coming, let me know when

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<v Speaker 1>you get it, Okay, let me know. And I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what why does he want me to let him know?

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<v Speaker 1>Just to confirm that it didn't get lost in the mail.

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<v Speaker 1>So I see it and I'm like, okay, that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a QUE card like from a Smello could have

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<v Speaker 1>made it great. But I also noticed at the bottom, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed that there's a signature. And the signature on

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<v Speaker 1>that Q card is a guy named Wally. And Wally

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<v Speaker 1>is the guy and I know this because I see him.

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<v Speaker 1>He has a small on air roll on the seth

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<v Speaker 1>Myers show at night. Sometimes everyone a walk and Seth

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<v Speaker 1>will basically yell at him because he tries to go

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<v Speaker 1>in the air. You know, that's the bit. It's like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>Wally is Wally trying to get on there? Well, then

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<v Speaker 1>Kent sends me a video of an older man and

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<v Speaker 1>I know who he is. It's Wally in his living

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<v Speaker 1>room or at his kitchen table actually, and he's got

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<v Speaker 1>his markers out and he's making this que card from

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<v Speaker 1>SNL and I want you to listen to this. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the best gift I've ever gotten.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, Hey, Kevin Roxy, I'm Wally Ferriston. I'm a head

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<v Speaker 7>cue guard guy. I'side that live. I think you already

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<v Speaker 7>know that I'm doing a cue card for you guys.

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<v Speaker 7>You guys are from Dallas, Texas. Not going to hold

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<v Speaker 7>that against you. Your football team has not been good lately,

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<v Speaker 7>and I'm a Patriots fan and neither have we. All right,

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<v Speaker 7>this is a wedding gift from your friend's Kent. He said,

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<v Speaker 7>you guys do an SNL fantasy draft that you run, Kevin,

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<v Speaker 7>where you guess the host the musical guest for each episode.

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<v Speaker 7>We do something like that too at the show, like

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<v Speaker 7>in the summer. We'll guess hot people you know, like

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<v Speaker 7>hot actors, and who hasn't hosted, and maybe who's coming back.

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<v Speaker 7>We don't bet money on it, thought you guys gamble,

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<v Speaker 7>you guys bet money?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the win or win?

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<v Speaker 7>I wonder Roxy, I know nothing about you. You told

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<v Speaker 7>me nothing about you. I'm assuming you're a lovely young lady.

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<v Speaker 7>Although you did marry the biggest SNL dird in Dallas, so.

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<v Speaker 3>No judgment.

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<v Speaker 7>I like that name Roxy too. Let's feed your card

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<v Speaker 7>live from Dallas, Texas. It's cabin at Roxy Turner Graduations

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<v Speaker 7>and maybe I'll see you guys. If you guys wouldn't

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<v Speaker 7>tickets for a lotarry let me know and we'll I'll

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<v Speaker 7>come down and say hello, or come up and say hello.

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<v Speaker 7>Where every sitting and uh, you'll be thankful because I'll

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<v Speaker 7>come stay Hello Graduations.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been there the whole time. He's the guy. He's

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<v Speaker 1>in charge of the whole Q card department. And then

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<v Speaker 1>if you see it's in the picture I sent you. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>he's been there since the seventies. I think he's been

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<v Speaker 1>there since the beginning. Wow, And he is if you

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<v Speaker 1>see at the top right corner it says one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like he said, I edited out some of the

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<v Speaker 1>minutia of that, but that is would have been like

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<v Speaker 1>if there's eight cards in the sketch, like one, two, three, four,

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<v Speaker 1>So she just put one. That's how they do it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know, like with the actors, like okay, you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're black, you're gonna be blue, you're green, you're red.

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<v Speaker 1>And Nate Bargatzi is one of those, he's color blind

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<v Speaker 1>and he is like, I didn't know I was reading

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<v Speaker 1>these lines. I don't know, but I was like, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the coolest gift I've ever gotten. And I was just

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very wanted to share that with you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>So they still use Q cards. They don't use teleprompters.

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<v Speaker 1>Q cards is the way it is, and it's the

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<v Speaker 1>way it will always.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you going to frame that?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely gonna frame it?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>It's so perfect, like he misspelled her name. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>live in Dallas, she did not take my last name. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>there's so many things wrong with it. It's so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it. What if she accidentally threw it away?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you know she was? She was stoked about it too.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all. Let's go yeah, it can't. Yeah, what's underneath?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that a dirty sheet? What's underneath the card?

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<v Speaker 1>That's just on. It's on the guests bedroom right now.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have a friend. Okay, it's office. Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>There is the Hollywood shuffle coming up next and around

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<v Speaker 6>the sports Patrick Dumont has spoken, and what are the

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<v Speaker 6>cowboys doing?

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<v Speaker 3>We never know what they're doing in there. That's next.