WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.880 --> 00:00:04.799 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the 2 00:00:04.919 --> 00:00:09.279 Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. We're gonna 3 00:00:09.279 --> 00:00:13.480 talk about India here in just a moment. Halfway through 4 00:00:13.480 --> 00:00:16.879 this hour, we're gonna talk about, well, the crappiest country 5 00:00:16.879 --> 00:00:19.839 in the world. It's the tournament continues. I'll get to 6 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:24.399 a bunch of emails. They lie about everything at all times. 7 00:00:24.559 --> 00:00:28.079 That's a little there's an eye popper, an eye popper 8 00:00:28.160 --> 00:00:30.079 from NBC that I'll give you in a little bit. 9 00:00:30.480 --> 00:00:33.159 Oh that and so much more still to come on 10 00:00:33.240 --> 00:00:35.840 the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. And yes, we're gonna 11 00:00:35.880 --> 00:00:40.119 get to making fun of Dome. Now, before we get 12 00:00:40.119 --> 00:00:46.880 to India, I'm gonna talk about a dangerous situation. A 13 00:00:47.079 --> 00:00:51.280 country can find itself in a dangerous situation. In fact, 14 00:00:51.479 --> 00:00:55.759 it's more than just a country, a company, a family. 15 00:00:56.479 --> 00:01:01.920 You know what a very dangerous situation is young men 16 00:01:02.719 --> 00:01:09.879 who are listless, directionless, and bored. It's a dangerous situation. 17 00:01:10.359 --> 00:01:16.519 Young men are full of energy, and young men desire 18 00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:18.959 a purpose. I'm not talking about ladies right now. Ladies, 19 00:01:18.959 --> 00:01:20.239 I know you didn't need a purpose to I'm not 20 00:01:20.239 --> 00:01:23.920 talking about that I'm talking about young men. And when 21 00:01:23.959 --> 00:01:28.640 you get groups of young men, large quantities of young 22 00:01:28.719 --> 00:01:33.680 men who don't have that, bad things will happen. Every 23 00:01:33.719 --> 00:01:36.120 single time. It was actually a lesson they taught us 24 00:01:36.159 --> 00:01:39.280 in the Marine Corps over and over and over again. 25 00:01:39.319 --> 00:01:42.840 They would teach us, if you have young marines, and 26 00:01:42.879 --> 00:01:45.280 when we were young marines, we experienced this. But when 27 00:01:45.359 --> 00:01:49.120 you have young marines, let's say you're out in the field. 28 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:51.319 You're out in the field, you're doing a shoot. You're 29 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:53.400 going to be out there for a few days. And 30 00:01:53.519 --> 00:01:56.480 let's say there's a lull in the action, as sometimes 31 00:01:56.480 --> 00:01:59.159 there is. Maybe it's a long ball, maybe it's four 32 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:03.680 or five hours. Do not just let them lay around. 33 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:08.439 They are young men. They're going to be bored. There 34 00:02:08.439 --> 00:02:11.719 are weapons around, there are dumb things they will find. 35 00:02:12.360 --> 00:02:14.560 It's a small example, but no, no, no, no, I don't 36 00:02:14.599 --> 00:02:17.240 care if you have them go dig holes, do classes, 37 00:02:17.479 --> 00:02:20.759 work out, find something for them to do. You know 38 00:02:20.840 --> 00:02:23.680 the old saying, idle hands of the devil's workshop. Now, 39 00:02:23.759 --> 00:02:28.000 let's expand beyond that and talk about nations. You know, 40 00:02:28.039 --> 00:02:31.400 when you get to talking about men and women and 41 00:02:31.479 --> 00:02:34.080 getting married and making babies and things like that they 42 00:02:34.120 --> 00:02:37.199 can always they can always turn into a spicy conversation 43 00:02:37.280 --> 00:02:40.199 really fast. People get offended or embarrassed or whatever it 44 00:02:40.240 --> 00:02:41.639 may be. But I don't care about any of that. 45 00:02:41.800 --> 00:02:48.039 So let's discuss it. As a country. You ideally have 46 00:02:48.439 --> 00:02:51.439 the same number of men as you do number of 47 00:02:51.479 --> 00:02:54.639 women for a very obvious reason, which I'm sure you've 48 00:02:54.680 --> 00:02:57.840 already figured out. You need the young men marrying the 49 00:02:57.879 --> 00:03:00.280 young women, you need them to stay married, and you 50 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:02.840 need them to make babies. Does not mean that's everybody's 51 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:04.520 a lot in life. It's not. If that's not your 52 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:07.800 lot in life, that's totally fine, not saying you're wrong. Nationally, 53 00:03:08.680 --> 00:03:12.759 that's what you need, men marrying women and making babies. 54 00:03:13.800 --> 00:03:17.439 Which brings us to the country of India. It's a 55 00:03:17.479 --> 00:03:19.759 fascinating place. And I'm not actually gonna go off on 56 00:03:19.840 --> 00:03:22.080 India because they're part of our crappiest country in the 57 00:03:22.120 --> 00:03:25.199 world tournament. You are, you already know some India facts. 58 00:03:25.280 --> 00:03:27.439 Indian facts, I guess I should put it that way. 59 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:32.360 But India has a situation on its hands, and it's 60 00:03:32.400 --> 00:03:36.000 a serious situation, and they are doing something about it. 61 00:03:36.039 --> 00:03:42.479 Here's the situation. Depending on the study, India has roughly 62 00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:48.280 ten percent more men than women. Now, I've seen ones 63 00:03:48.319 --> 00:03:51.280 that say six percent. I've seen ones that say twelve percent. 64 00:03:51.319 --> 00:03:53.719 We're gonna stick with ten percent because everyone has a 65 00:03:53.719 --> 00:03:57.919 reason to lie. Things get screwed up. Now that doesn't 66 00:03:57.960 --> 00:04:01.960 sound like a big number, does it. Ten percent? Okay, 67 00:04:02.039 --> 00:04:04.960 so it's not fifty to fifty. They didn't happen to 68 00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:10.080 nail it. But it's not the end of the world, right, Well, 69 00:04:11.400 --> 00:04:14.680 it wouldn't be a big deal except for the fact 70 00:04:14.719 --> 00:04:21.600 that are one point one billion people in India. I 71 00:04:21.680 --> 00:04:25.720 don't have an exact number because again, in my reading 72 00:04:25.800 --> 00:04:28.800 on this, the numbers were all over the place. I 73 00:04:28.839 --> 00:04:34.879 have seen numbers from sixty million men without female prospects 74 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:40.480 up to one hundred and fifty million men who don't 75 00:04:40.519 --> 00:04:47.000 have a woman because there aren't enough women. Now that's 76 00:04:47.079 --> 00:04:50.040 a lot of people. Because you when you adjust that 77 00:04:50.160 --> 00:04:54.439 for scale, because India has so many people, that's half 78 00:04:54.519 --> 00:04:58.759 the population of the United States of America of young 79 00:04:58.839 --> 00:05:04.319 men without female prospects. If you are the Indian government, 80 00:05:04.879 --> 00:05:09.040 that is a huge problem, an enormous problem. Did you 81 00:05:09.079 --> 00:05:10.879 know pause on this for a quick moment. I'll come 82 00:05:10.879 --> 00:05:14.639 back to it. Did you know This is something Islamic 83 00:05:14.839 --> 00:05:19.439 countries regularly struggle with, and it's part, a small part, 84 00:05:19.480 --> 00:05:22.680 but it is a part of a reason that Islamic terror, 85 00:05:22.800 --> 00:05:27.160 Islamic jihad takes hold. There aren't as many women oftentimes 86 00:05:27.160 --> 00:05:31.120 in these societies because men are prioritized over women. There's 87 00:05:31.120 --> 00:05:34.240 a londer list of reasons, but there oftentimes aren't as 88 00:05:34.240 --> 00:05:38.160 many women, and so you have large numbers of disaffected 89 00:05:38.199 --> 00:05:42.560 young men, angry, bitter, looking around, nothing to do. Oh, 90 00:05:42.639 --> 00:05:45.720 I would like to sample your suicide vest. That's how 91 00:05:45.759 --> 00:05:48.600 that happens. Now back to what we were discussing India, 92 00:05:50.920 --> 00:05:53.480 let's put the difference. Let's call it one hundred million, 93 00:05:53.680 --> 00:06:00.240 one hundred million men without prospects. Now, you as a country, 94 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:03.279 India is like any other country, and they're a large country, 95 00:06:03.680 --> 00:06:07.360 large economy, large military. They have a lot of concerns, 96 00:06:07.399 --> 00:06:11.600 a lot of things to worry about. You can't afford 97 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:17.240 to have a one hundred million man problem in your country. 98 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:21.720 And so for years in years, in years and years 99 00:06:21.720 --> 00:06:25.279 and years. This is not a recent phenomenon. For years, 100 00:06:25.399 --> 00:06:31.759 the Indian government has been very focused on getting them out, 101 00:06:32.199 --> 00:06:38.040 getting them out, sending them to other countries. Maybe you've 102 00:06:38.079 --> 00:06:41.680 been following some of this H one B visa stuff, 103 00:06:41.720 --> 00:06:45.360 which obviously Indian people are going to be very prevalent. 104 00:06:45.399 --> 00:06:48.839 Whenever you discussed that, the White House came out and 105 00:06:48.839 --> 00:06:52.279 the White House said, hey, uh, these H one B visas, 106 00:06:52.519 --> 00:06:55.519 there's going to be a charge. Here's the headline. India 107 00:06:55.639 --> 00:06:59.720 sends high level team to Washington as Trump's one hundred 108 00:06:59.680 --> 00:07:04.759 thousand dollar visa fee takes effect. Okay, so Trump comes 109 00:07:04.759 --> 00:07:06.360 out and says it's going to be one hundred thousand 110 00:07:06.399 --> 00:07:09.399 dollars fee for these companies trying to bring in a 111 00:07:09.439 --> 00:07:14.040 bunch of Indian workers. India doesn't say, okay, well, that's 112 00:07:14.079 --> 00:07:18.120 your call. India freaks out, tosses a bunch of Indians 113 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:19.839 on a plane and flies into Washington. 114 00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:20.920 Woll woa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 115 00:07:21.680 --> 00:07:26.879 Now this is the fallback position. Headline, new US H 116 00:07:27.040 --> 00:07:31.680 one B visa fee will not apply to existing holders. 117 00:07:31.800 --> 00:07:34.800 None of these details are super important. What is what? 118 00:07:34.920 --> 00:07:36.879 They are important, but for a purpose of our discussion, 119 00:07:36.920 --> 00:07:40.360 they're not important. The purpose of this is to discuss 120 00:07:40.839 --> 00:07:43.040 what we have in front of us. And by the way, 121 00:07:43.079 --> 00:07:47.639 it's not just America. India does this repeatedly with other 122 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:52.920 countries around the world in an effort to offload young 123 00:07:53.120 --> 00:07:57.160 single men without female prospects. Now, that is not in 124 00:07:57.240 --> 00:08:00.360 any way to say you never want any Indian demigrating 125 00:08:00.399 --> 00:08:01.920 to your country. That's not what I'm saying at all. 126 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:06.399 We have to understand that India is purposeful about this, 127 00:08:06.600 --> 00:08:09.639 and they try to do it en mass, and they 128 00:08:09.680 --> 00:08:13.040 have figured out a wonderful way to get it done 129 00:08:13.120 --> 00:08:17.759 in America, completely legal, because our lawmakers are total scumbags 130 00:08:17.920 --> 00:08:20.920 who won't get control of this thing. They have figured out, well, 131 00:08:20.959 --> 00:08:24.399 wait a minute, let's just have them work for less 132 00:08:24.439 --> 00:08:28.560 than American workers will work for. These companies will then apply, 133 00:08:29.279 --> 00:08:33.360 Hey I need five thousand employees. I did five thousand 134 00:08:33.519 --> 00:08:36.039 H one B visas, and then you end up with 135 00:08:36.159 --> 00:08:40.000 headlines like Disney having a bunch of people come in 136 00:08:40.080 --> 00:08:44.080 on H one B visas and they're American workers having 137 00:08:44.120 --> 00:08:47.440 to train the person who is about to replace them. 138 00:08:47.879 --> 00:08:51.639 This has been happening and it will apparently continue to happen, 139 00:08:51.919 --> 00:08:55.919 and it is a gigantic problem. India is focused on 140 00:08:56.039 --> 00:08:59.759 getting these people out of its country. They don't necessarily 141 00:08:59.799 --> 00:09:03.000 care where they go. That they have for a long 142 00:09:03.159 --> 00:09:07.519 time found a very willing recipient for these people the 143 00:09:07.679 --> 00:09:11.440 United States of America. And of course Democrats love this 144 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:15.840 because Democrats only look at things purely demographically. Democrats look 145 00:09:15.840 --> 00:09:18.960 at how Indians vote. Oh wow, large majority vote Democrats. Sweet, 146 00:09:19.000 --> 00:09:21.639 let's bring in as many as humanly possible. This comes 147 00:09:21.679 --> 00:09:25.320 back to the mass migration thing we've talked about before. Remember, 148 00:09:26.879 --> 00:09:31.200 immigration doesn't suddenly become wonderful just because some dirtball politician 149 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:35.519 determines it to be legal. The mass importation of foreigners, 150 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:40.279 legal or otherwise, is always devastating to whatever country they're 151 00:09:40.279 --> 00:09:43.279 brought into. It's just always has been, it always will be. 152 00:09:44.039 --> 00:09:50.120 It's a gigantic problem, and Trump administration knows it. At 153 00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:52.559 the same time, they feel like they're kind of over 154 00:09:52.600 --> 00:09:55.639 the barrel as they're trying to do trade deals. There's 155 00:09:55.679 --> 00:09:58.720 a fee, but not on you that it's a problem. 156 00:09:59.240 --> 00:10:03.320 Let's do some MEMI. It is the Jesse Kelly's Show 157 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:06.799 on a Wonderful Tuesday. Member, you could email the show 158 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:10.879 Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm so hopped up 159 00:10:10.919 --> 00:10:13.759 right now. It's probably this manly monkey Chai tea. Let's 160 00:10:13.759 --> 00:10:18.879 get to these emails. Magic hands Kelly. I think that 161 00:10:18.919 --> 00:10:23.080 when the founders said freedom of religion, they meant that 162 00:10:22.320 --> 00:10:26.080 that meant within the Christian faith, and that they said 163 00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:28.840 freedom of denomination. Do you think that would have made 164 00:10:28.879 --> 00:10:31.960 a difference over the last two hundred and fifty years 165 00:10:32.440 --> 00:10:35.559 of America. Well, at the founding of the country, that's 166 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:38.440 exactly what it means. In fact, you had to express 167 00:10:38.519 --> 00:10:41.799 a belief in God before you could hold positions in 168 00:10:41.840 --> 00:10:45.440 the government. Did you know that Over the years that meant, well, 169 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:49.679 you have to let fifty thousand Muslims pour into Minneapolis, 170 00:10:49.879 --> 00:10:53.559 and now there's a Muslim called a prayer. Over time, 171 00:10:53.799 --> 00:10:57.279 things get watered down and broken, and people don't know 172 00:10:57.360 --> 00:11:00.200 their history at all, So people don't know these things. 173 00:11:00.320 --> 00:11:03.639 Jesse I found it amusing every time some pathetic unit 174 00:11:04.039 --> 00:11:08.720 qualifies his disgust with Charlie's assassination with while I do 175 00:11:08.759 --> 00:11:15.399 not agree with everything Charlie said, this is a qualifier 176 00:11:15.799 --> 00:11:18.240 that is a dead giveaway for who you're dealing with, 177 00:11:18.759 --> 00:11:23.559 A dead giveaway for who you're dealing with. People fail 178 00:11:23.679 --> 00:11:27.679 to speak boldly now so often, and it disgusts me 179 00:11:28.679 --> 00:11:34.200 because people are uniquely afraid of criticism these days. They 180 00:11:34.200 --> 00:11:37.799 don't want to be criticized they don't want a nasty email, 181 00:11:37.919 --> 00:11:41.159 your stupid, I hate you, you're wrong. They don't want 182 00:11:41.200 --> 00:11:44.679 anybody on social media dog piling on them. They're worried 183 00:11:44.720 --> 00:11:49.480 about offending other people. And so I've talked about this 184 00:11:49.559 --> 00:11:54.879 with you before. Some people are more naturally people pleasers, 185 00:11:55.639 --> 00:11:59.080 and some are not. There is a real man woman 186 00:11:59.480 --> 00:12:03.600 thing this as well. Not at all universal, I should note, 187 00:12:03.639 --> 00:12:05.679 not at all universal. There are plenty of women who 188 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:10.919 aren't this way. But Ab, for instance, my wife, much 189 00:12:11.000 --> 00:12:13.919 more so than me. She doesn't want to offend anybody. 190 00:12:15.639 --> 00:12:18.759 She doesn't want to say something that is wrong or 191 00:12:18.799 --> 00:12:22.159 out of line, or viewed as mean or something like that, 192 00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:25.320 Whereas I just don't care. That doesn't bother me at all. 193 00:12:25.720 --> 00:12:29.919 People getting offended has never bothered me, and so AB 194 00:12:30.080 --> 00:12:32.519 is more inclined to say something to me like please 195 00:12:32.559 --> 00:12:35.799 don't embarrass me. What she mean by that she doesn't 196 00:12:35.840 --> 00:12:37.720 want me to say something that makes me look like 197 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:40.080 a barbarian in front of a bunch of other people. 198 00:12:40.080 --> 00:12:43.720 That's what she means by that. It's not that she's 199 00:12:43.840 --> 00:12:51.679 wrong and I'm right, but she is more susceptible to 200 00:12:51.840 --> 00:12:54.360 communist manipulation than I am. Don't get me wrong. She's 201 00:12:54.360 --> 00:12:57.360 as hardcore right as it is. But people pleasers, and 202 00:12:57.399 --> 00:12:58.919 you know if you are one, you know, if you 203 00:12:58.960 --> 00:13:01.919 are one, if this is you, you have to be 204 00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:06.600 hyper aware of this. If you are a people pleaser, 205 00:13:07.240 --> 00:13:11.759 that is a value the communist loves in his enemies 206 00:13:12.240 --> 00:13:16.360 because he figures out how to use it for his cause. 207 00:13:16.919 --> 00:13:20.320 You know, Trump brought up immigration earlier. I played it 208 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:22.639 for you earlier. How they you know, they trying to 209 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:26.399 be nice or using compassion. And while what he said 210 00:13:26.480 --> 00:13:29.360 wasn'tcorrect about the elites who were doing it, they're doing 211 00:13:29.360 --> 00:13:32.080 it to destroy their country, what he was one hundred 212 00:13:32.080 --> 00:13:35.559 percent right about is any of the masses who buy it. 213 00:13:36.159 --> 00:13:39.600 Oftentimes that is the case. And when it comes to 214 00:13:39.679 --> 00:13:42.799 us on the right, even if we disagree with something, 215 00:13:43.320 --> 00:13:46.960 oftentimes we won't say anything because we don't have an argument. 216 00:13:47.279 --> 00:13:49.159 We don't want people to yell at us. I'm not 217 00:13:49.200 --> 00:13:51.679 really sure. And so even in the wake of a 218 00:13:51.720 --> 00:13:55.279 political assassination, you see this a lot. Like I told you, 219 00:13:55.360 --> 00:13:57.799 there's a famous pastor in my area who I'm not 220 00:13:57.840 --> 00:14:01.519 going to name. I was told imediately that's what he said. Well, 221 00:14:01.519 --> 00:14:06.480 I didn't agree with everything he said. Why Why do 222 00:14:06.480 --> 00:14:08.960 you have to say that. Why don't you get up 223 00:14:08.960 --> 00:14:12.679 and say, we lost a Christian martyr and it's awful, 224 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:16.799 and he's with Jesus now and we should stand against 225 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:20.360 us and fight boldly. That's what you say. Why why 226 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:22.279 do you have to throw that? Well, I didn't agree 227 00:14:22.320 --> 00:14:24.039 with everything. Why did you have to throw that in? 228 00:14:25.600 --> 00:14:30.240 Because you're afraid you don't want that democrat and your 229 00:14:30.240 --> 00:14:33.440 congregation to pull you aside afterwards. I guess you didn't 230 00:14:33.440 --> 00:14:35.720 hear he was a racist or some other stupid thing. 231 00:14:35.759 --> 00:14:40.879 They would say. You're afraid, you don't stand strong, and 232 00:14:40.960 --> 00:14:45.159 so you throw in qualifiers so you don't get criticized. 233 00:14:45.879 --> 00:14:50.279 It's terrible. Avoid that. Jesse, tell me how to continue 234 00:14:50.279 --> 00:14:53.960 listening to you, even when baseball is on our local channel. 235 00:14:54.480 --> 00:15:00.720 I prefer Jesse. Okay, So remember I always tell you 236 00:15:00.000 --> 00:15:03.399 you can download the show on iHeart, Spotify and iTunes. 237 00:15:03.440 --> 00:15:05.879 You can download a podcasts. But for a lot of people, 238 00:15:06.120 --> 00:15:08.000 they like to listen live. And I get that. I 239 00:15:08.000 --> 00:15:11.159 get that. Maybe you're listening live right now. Remember this. 240 00:15:12.240 --> 00:15:15.960 Different affiliates have different deals. They have to make money too. 241 00:15:16.399 --> 00:15:19.360 Whatever affiliate you're listening to, they have an obligation. 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You can listen to any affiliate you want 264 00:16:30.919 --> 00:16:35.080 for free on the iHeartRadio app or download the podcast. 265 00:16:35.519 --> 00:16:40.600 All right, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, 266 00:16:40.679 --> 00:16:45.000 wonderful Tuesday, and now you know what time it is. 267 00:16:45.120 --> 00:16:50.639 The tournament of tournaments has been hotly contested, if you will, 268 00:16:51.080 --> 00:16:54.840 and we have not had a matchup as close as 269 00:16:54.879 --> 00:16:58.720 this matchup was. In case you missed the first round 270 00:16:58.759 --> 00:17:05.359 or anything, just know, India emerged in Afghanistan emerged, and 271 00:17:06.200 --> 00:17:09.160 look they're both. It's rough. It's a rough area. It's 272 00:17:09.279 --> 00:17:13.960 very rough area. Here is our second round matchup, and 273 00:17:14.000 --> 00:17:18.000 it's a tight one. 274 00:17:18.359 --> 00:17:22.160 It's the twenty twenty five crappiest country in the world competition. 275 00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:28.279 Tonight's matchup is between Afghanistan and India. Brought to you 276 00:17:28.440 --> 00:17:31.880 by Stinky Petez Outthouses flies included. 277 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:40.640 So is a way of introduction. Let's recap what these 278 00:17:40.680 --> 00:17:44.640 countries are all about. And I should note these recaps 279 00:17:45.160 --> 00:17:47.200 the second round is the only time we're going to 280 00:17:47.279 --> 00:17:50.240 do this. The third round, you know the countries by 281 00:17:50.279 --> 00:17:52.400 then we'll add a little tidbit there, at a little 282 00:17:52.400 --> 00:17:55.240 tidbit here, and just kind of declare the winner. But 283 00:17:55.359 --> 00:17:59.440 for now, let's introduce everybody to a little place known 284 00:17:59.480 --> 00:18:03.440 as afghan At a glance, you have to consider Afghanistan 285 00:18:03.680 --> 00:18:06.200 one of the favorites out here. I believe there are 286 00:18:06.200 --> 00:18:10.279 a sixteen seed in our tournament. Chris not quite sure 287 00:18:10.359 --> 00:18:14.039 how that happened, because boy, they look like they could 288 00:18:14.079 --> 00:18:16.839 be a number one seed easily. They might run the table. 289 00:18:16.880 --> 00:18:20.079 I mean, I don't know who's gonna win yet. But again, 290 00:18:20.480 --> 00:18:24.039 we'll start out with the State Department Travel Advisory four 291 00:18:24.160 --> 00:18:26.720 Levels one. You should go enjoy yourself all the way 292 00:18:26.799 --> 00:18:28.920 up to number four. If you visit the country, make 293 00:18:28.920 --> 00:18:31.160 sure you have a will because you're probably going to die. 294 00:18:31.400 --> 00:18:34.240 That would be Afghanistan. They are a level four, and 295 00:18:34.279 --> 00:18:37.599 I don't mean one area or another. The US State 296 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:41.000 Department says, please do not visit Afghanistan for any reason. 297 00:18:41.359 --> 00:18:44.160 If you do happen to visit Afghanistan, don't bother looking 298 00:18:44.160 --> 00:18:47.200 for the US embassy because that closed down years ago. 299 00:18:47.359 --> 00:18:51.000 We don't even have government personnel inside of Afghanistan, at 300 00:18:51.079 --> 00:18:54.680 least not ones that we know about terrorism. Oh don't worry, 301 00:18:54.680 --> 00:18:58.079 it's your one stop shop for terrorism. It's practically an 302 00:18:58.079 --> 00:19:01.480 old town sizzler buffet. You go, you want to meet 303 00:19:01.480 --> 00:19:04.720 alt Kaeda, They're there, isis, they're there. In fact, all 304 00:19:04.759 --> 00:19:07.240 of them work with the terrorists group, the Taliban, who 305 00:19:07.279 --> 00:19:10.039 are now the government of the country. Two thirds of 306 00:19:10.039 --> 00:19:14.079 the countries living in poverty. Honor killings are a thing. 307 00:19:14.519 --> 00:19:17.640 In case you don't know what these are, it can be. 308 00:19:18.799 --> 00:19:24.960 Here's what happens. A woman does something, oftentimes the most 309 00:19:25.079 --> 00:19:29.359 innocent sounding things in the world, and her own family 310 00:19:29.440 --> 00:19:33.880 members will murder her, often violently, stoning her to death, 311 00:19:34.039 --> 00:19:38.160 strangling her. Yeah, that's common practice in Afghanistan. Also, young 312 00:19:38.200 --> 00:19:41.839 boys are routinely assaulted in terrible ways. This is part 313 00:19:41.880 --> 00:19:45.960 of Afghan culture. It truly is a living hell. Women 314 00:19:46.279 --> 00:19:49.079 are not even allowed to be educated now, they're not 315 00:19:49.119 --> 00:19:52.359 allowed to hold any kind of public office. The one 316 00:19:52.400 --> 00:19:54.079 good thing you can say is at least they're not 317 00:19:54.160 --> 00:19:57.319 in the workforce. The good news is if you happen 318 00:19:57.319 --> 00:20:02.319 to visit Afghanistan, you can buy American military equipment though, 319 00:20:02.359 --> 00:20:04.480 because we left so much of it behind. So if 320 00:20:04.480 --> 00:20:07.799 you're looking for state of the art envgs, Humbies, even 321 00:20:07.799 --> 00:20:10.319 a black Hawk helicopter, it can all be purchased in 322 00:20:10.400 --> 00:20:13.519 Afghanistan if you're not too busy on her killing your sister. 323 00:20:14.319 --> 00:20:20.119 Not overall a very great place. Like I said, Afghanistan 324 00:20:20.200 --> 00:20:23.440 is gonna be a tough out. But hey, in a 325 00:20:23.440 --> 00:20:27.799 tournament like this, the other guys play too. Just because 326 00:20:27.839 --> 00:20:32.680 you're bad doesn't mean someone else isn't bad. Let's remember 327 00:20:32.720 --> 00:20:37.359 what India is. Let's talk about India. My word, there's 328 00:20:37.400 --> 00:20:44.079 a lot of rape. There are articles stacked on top 329 00:20:44.119 --> 00:20:50.039 of each other about the rape epidemic in India. Tourists 330 00:20:50.119 --> 00:20:54.440 get raped all the time. Wives are routinely raped by 331 00:20:54.480 --> 00:21:00.839 their husbands in India. Children are routinely raped in India. Well, 332 00:21:01.160 --> 00:21:05.240 I read one estimate that has a hundred and fifty 333 00:21:05.240 --> 00:21:12.200 three million girls and seventy three million boys have been 334 00:21:12.319 --> 00:21:16.200 raped in India. It is. It happens by gangs, it 335 00:21:16.279 --> 00:21:20.759 happens at night. It, by all appearances, is the rapist 336 00:21:20.799 --> 00:21:25.039 country on the planet. That's not a good thing. Also, 337 00:21:25.240 --> 00:21:28.720 eighty million people live below the poverty line there. And 338 00:21:29.519 --> 00:21:32.880 on top of the rape, the country is most famous 339 00:21:32.920 --> 00:21:38.160 for being absolutely filthy in every possible way. A good 340 00:21:38.200 --> 00:21:40.440 friend of mine has traveled all over the world. He 341 00:21:40.480 --> 00:21:42.920 works in oil, has been all over the world has 342 00:21:42.960 --> 00:21:46.519 seen everything. He said, it is the most wretched place 343 00:21:46.599 --> 00:21:48.880 he's ever been to in his life. It is the 344 00:21:48.920 --> 00:21:53.519 worst country on planet Earth. He swears he's never smelled 345 00:21:53.799 --> 00:21:57.640 anything that bad. Why the smell, Well, there's no garbage 346 00:21:57.720 --> 00:22:00.240 infrastructure really to speak of. You know how you put 347 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:03.160 your trash can on Saturday and the trash man comes. Yeah, 348 00:22:03.160 --> 00:22:06.559 that's not happening in India. So people just chuck entire 349 00:22:06.640 --> 00:22:11.920 garbage bags into the river or the road. There's trash everywhere. 350 00:22:11.960 --> 00:22:15.200 But it's not only garbage, you see, it's poop. It's 351 00:22:15.279 --> 00:22:19.160 p not just animal poop and p human poop and 352 00:22:19.319 --> 00:22:23.400 p all over the streets. The entire country apparently is 353 00:22:23.519 --> 00:22:27.759 like San Francisco rivers full of trash. And to compound 354 00:22:27.799 --> 00:22:32.039 this problem, it's one of the dustiest countries on the planet, 355 00:22:32.279 --> 00:22:36.440 which means it smells and everything looks dirty. Oh, and 356 00:22:36.519 --> 00:22:40.279 they still have a cast system there, a caste system, 357 00:22:40.359 --> 00:22:44.400 which is it's been outlawed, but apparently it's still very 358 00:22:44.519 --> 00:22:47.200 much in place. Meaning if you are born to one 359 00:22:47.240 --> 00:22:50.400 of the lower casts, don't get your hopes up. You 360 00:22:50.440 --> 00:22:55.000 are never getting out of those socioeconomic circumstances. Just hope 361 00:22:55.039 --> 00:22:58.440 you get home from your crappy job before somebody rapes you. 362 00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:07.960 That's India. I will level with you here. I thought Afghanistan, 363 00:23:08.559 --> 00:23:12.440 with all the terror and the honor killings and the 364 00:23:12.519 --> 00:23:16.880 young boy rape, I thought Afghanistan was going to beat India. 365 00:23:17.640 --> 00:23:20.440 He India is still in a lot of ways a 366 00:23:20.480 --> 00:23:26.079 fairly modern place, certainly a big economy, and the kind 367 00:23:26.079 --> 00:23:30.079 of a first rate military not that bad. I thought 368 00:23:30.319 --> 00:23:34.079 that in the end would win out. I decided to 369 00:23:34.160 --> 00:23:36.599 leave this one completely up to you, and it was 370 00:23:37.079 --> 00:23:43.200 neck and neck, but India won. You called it, and 371 00:23:43.279 --> 00:23:46.240 I it's so close that I don't feel right overruling it. 372 00:23:46.920 --> 00:23:51.079 India got fifty one percent of the vote. Credit to them. 373 00:23:52.079 --> 00:24:01.160 India moves on. Afghanistan. I want you to know something, 374 00:24:01.200 --> 00:24:06.359 though you put up a great fight. You put up 375 00:24:06.400 --> 00:24:09.599 a great fight, and just because you lost in the 376 00:24:09.720 --> 00:24:14.839 second round, that doesn't mean you're not a champion at heart. 377 00:24:14.599 --> 00:24:20.759 You could easily have been a champion. Remember something, Afghanistan. 378 00:24:22.039 --> 00:24:26.440 Sometimes luck just isn't on your side that it goes 379 00:24:26.519 --> 00:24:29.480 that way. Sometimes sometimes luck just isn't on your side. 380 00:24:29.519 --> 00:24:31.759 You know, fifty one percent of the vote is not 381 00:24:31.920 --> 00:24:36.319 a huge win. India's had some bad publicity. Lately, we've 382 00:24:36.359 --> 00:24:39.839 been scuffling with them over trade and then all this 383 00:24:40.000 --> 00:24:43.079 argument over H one B visas and things like that, 384 00:24:43.200 --> 00:24:48.200 so India's on people's minds uniquely. I have to assume 385 00:24:48.799 --> 00:24:51.400 that came into play when it came to the voting 386 00:24:51.440 --> 00:24:54.640 either way. Afghanistan, I don't want you to feel bad. 387 00:24:55.799 --> 00:25:00.319 You are a wretched, horrible place and I I would 388 00:25:00.319 --> 00:25:04.440 never even I wouldn't even want to fly over Afghanistan 389 00:25:04.799 --> 00:25:09.119 because your country is so disgusting and horrible and virtually 390 00:25:09.200 --> 00:25:11.680 every way. So you need to feel good about yourself. 391 00:25:11.960 --> 00:25:15.000 You put up a good fight. There's only one champion, 392 00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:17.240 that's the thing. We have to keep that in mind. 393 00:25:17.599 --> 00:25:21.720 There can only be one. We don't do participation trophies here. 394 00:25:21.839 --> 00:25:25.319 There's not even a reward for second place. There is 395 00:25:25.480 --> 00:25:29.720 one champion. And remember, the champion is going to get 396 00:25:30.119 --> 00:25:34.039 a generous gift from the Jesse Kelly Show, something I 397 00:25:34.039 --> 00:25:38.839 think they will treasure a great deal. Tomorrow we have 398 00:25:38.880 --> 00:25:44.960 another barn Burner. Rwanda takes on North Korea and the 399 00:25:45.039 --> 00:25:48.960 winner of that wow, the winner of that one takes 400 00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:52.839 on Haiti. That's gonna be a bloodbath, which is pretty 401 00:25:52.839 --> 00:25:57.319