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Speaker 1: All right, it's Steve Shackleford from his very expensive news
Speaker 1: studio somewhere in Allen, Texas, taken over for.
Speaker 2: KT Steve, do you have us?
Speaker 4: I do have you? Is Katt dead?
Speaker 2: Ben? You know, we don't know at this time.
Speaker 1: All we know is that our news has been much
Speaker 1: better over the last twenty four to forty eight hours.
Speaker 1: It's been incredible. It's been really good. Wonderful, Yeah, wonderful
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Speaker 4: Well, let's get right down to it then, all right,
Speaker 4: We're going to start first with single men. Apparently single
Speaker 4: men are unhappy and sexually unfulfilled.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: A recent survey showed that single men in their thirties
Speaker 4: and forties, unlike Leonardo DiCaprio or any of those guys,
Speaker 4: what have you believe, they don't enjoyed the freedom of
Speaker 4: being seen and are generally unfulfilled with their sex lives.
Speaker 2: Then that's not what married guys think. This is.
Speaker 1: This is just proof that everybody wants a different life
Speaker 1: than they have yes, you know, athletes want to be rappers.
Speaker 1: Rappers want to be athletes. Married guys want to be single.
Speaker 1: Single guys want to be married. Wait, I love the marriage.
Speaker 2: What are you saying?
Speaker 1: You love your marriage so much that you bought your
Speaker 1: wife an expensive thing that she hasn't seen and I
Speaker 1: love them's marriage too. Oh really, thank you? Thank you
Speaker 1: the marriages. See if he likes to watch our marriage.
Speaker 4: I definitely do hotel chair style. But apparently in this
Speaker 4: survey on the contrast, single women in their thirties and
Speaker 4: forties report that they are extremely happy with their single
Speaker 4: freedom and extremely happy with the quality of their sex lives.
Speaker 6: Christina, I'm not single side.
Speaker 2: From the female perspective.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know about the sexual part, but
Speaker 5: I would get so much done if I was single,
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 2: Holding her back.
Speaker 5: I like to spend time with Mike, so that's all
Speaker 5: on me. But I like to sit and watch TV
Speaker 5: shows with him. But if it wasn't for him, then yeah,
Speaker 5: I wouldn't be just sitting and watching TV shows. I'd
Speaker 5: be getting other things done.
Speaker 1: So to spend time with Mike, do you just sit
Speaker 1: in the room that he's just laying on the couch on.
Speaker 6: Uh, I sit on the couch next to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get fantastic, Yeah fantastic.
Speaker 1: Here's why single women have really fulfilled sex lives and
Speaker 1: single men do not.
Speaker 2: I know where you're going with this.
Speaker 1: There are far greater sex toys for women than there
Speaker 1: are for men. Okay, I thought you were going people
Speaker 1: better and a dog what? No, I'm like it. So
Speaker 1: they say that men are as faithful as their options.
Speaker 1: I'm just like the idea is a woman all she
Speaker 1: has to do is, you know, I'm thinking about hooking
Speaker 1: up with it, And then there's seventy guys in life,
Speaker 1: and a guy's like, you know, I really would like
Speaker 1: to hook up?
Speaker 2: Is this mic on?
Speaker 1: I don't am I okay, I can't even talk to
Speaker 1: a woman. I'll buy you whatever you want, Will you
Speaker 1: please talk to me?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Still?
Speaker 1: No, you know it's like it's totally different game. A
Speaker 1: woman could have a man any time she ever wanted,
Speaker 1: and a guy has to be able to lie in
Speaker 1: a bar to get laid. Yes, you know, really good liar? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and look great right, but you don't have to be
Speaker 1: that good of a liar?
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah?
Speaker 1: If you look good? No, I'm just saying because they're there.
Speaker 1: Lie radar is not good. Oh yeah, in general, they'll
Speaker 1: believe whatever I think.
Speaker 2: So, oh my god, you're an astronaut. Yeah, did you
Speaker 2: not see the news story.
Speaker 1: I've been on every planet, that's right, even the ones
Speaker 1: that may or may not be planet. It's like Pluto.
Speaker 1: I've been everywhere.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: That's something I learned too late in life. I wish
Speaker 1: I would have been armed with that information earlier. How
Speaker 1: to be an astronaut? I just made it way harder
Speaker 1: than it needed to be. Yeah, my problem is that.
Speaker 2: Just I wasn't physically desirable.
Speaker 6: It's good that you didn't lie to women. Ben, I'm
Speaker 6: proud of you.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 1: I missed a real opportunity to tell all sorts of
Speaker 1: lies to women.
Speaker 2: You he just lied to you. What do you mean
Speaker 2: you said? That's good? Look at him? Of course he
Speaker 2: lied to women.
Speaker 1: That sulfur in the shower, that's right, that's right. She's
Speaker 1: been in a thirty two year lie.
Speaker 6: We know the truth.
Speaker 5: We just let you guys think that you got away
Speaker 5: with it, just to make you feel good about yourself.
Speaker 1: Okay, So do you think my wife knew there wasn't
Speaker 1: a soulfur problem with her apartment.
Speaker 6: Water on thousand Ben.
Speaker 1: She thought Stottle was a Green Beret. There's zero chance
Speaker 1: that she did not believe that, right, No, she believed
Speaker 1: the lie.
Speaker 5: I don't think she did. Yeah, or maybe she wanted
Speaker 5: to believe the lies.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, right, I think Christina wants to believe
Speaker 1: that cat believed the lie.
Speaker 4: Ye yeah, yeah, Steve, I agree. And all of this
Speaker 4: is backed by science. I just want to remind you
Speaker 4: this is science.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Back to all of this year talking about science. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Continuing down that road, a new government study has also
Speaker 4: found that Americans specifically, we're losing interest in sex.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The rates of sexlessness are climbing for adults age or sorry,
Speaker 4: adults age twenty two to thirty four, so the real
Speaker 4: prime pounding years there. And for men specifically, sexlessness is
Speaker 4: doubled over the last ten years. And like twenty four
Speaker 4: percent of dudes said they didn't have sex in twenty
Speaker 4: twenty two or twenty twenty three. Whoa women, it's like
Speaker 4: nine percent. You know why handwork porn is so accessible.
Speaker 5: They're saying they don't even like it though, but they
Speaker 5: still like to at least do that is that is
Speaker 5: that what we're going with here.
Speaker 4: I believe. So I think a lot of it is
Speaker 4: they have a hard time accessing it. Single women do
Speaker 4: not appear to suffer from acxing intercourse in any way.
Speaker 4: So I think men are just kind of giving up
Speaker 4: at that age range. So the interest is going away.
Speaker 1: I think they're giving up because they already took care
Speaker 1: of the plumbing because they watched it on the internet
Speaker 1: and did that thing, and then they're good. There's you know,
Speaker 1: the in a real relationship, the sex tax is enormous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, and Steve always says, in poorn there is
Speaker 1: no tax, right.
Speaker 4: No, you just clicked that little inter button and you
Speaker 4: tell them what like you're into, and then that's pretty
Speaker 4: much the only tax you have to pay.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The young guy that grew up with porn grew
Speaker 1: up shopping for his niche.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: He grew up going, all right, I wanted to do
Speaker 1: my thing, let me see, Oh yeah, I'll take this today, right,
Speaker 1: And then they you know, and then they click on it.
Speaker 1: Then they do their thing and then they're like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm play video games.
Speaker 2: Is that healthy? Christina?
Speaker 6: I don't think that's healthy.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, like, because clearly they're too scared to
Speaker 5: just bring it up with some girl that they just
Speaker 5: went one.
Speaker 6: Night stand with. Right, They're like, oh, I don't know
Speaker 6: if she'll be on the list or and bring it up.
Speaker 1: Well, it's hard in that first conversation. Yeah, it's difficult.
Speaker 4: I guess a lot of them, if they're twenty two
Speaker 4: to thirty four, they might be waiting for an amateur
Speaker 4: redhead milf right like that, right, they might just be waiting.
Speaker 2: It's so difficult.
Speaker 1: In your first conversation with her at the bar is like,
Speaker 1: are you willing to dress up like a naughty librarian
Speaker 1: in the first twenty seconds? That's a bad thing. They
Speaker 1: usually that shunned. So these guys just end up just
Speaker 1: going to the route of the internet and think about.
Speaker 2: It from the girl perspective.
Speaker 1: She's at the bar, she meets a guy and he says,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you're not my stepsister, realtor, you know,
Speaker 1: and so it's like it gets off on a bad
Speaker 1: foot immediately.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Christina, Yeah, I don't know where it's going with that.
Speaker 5: I don't think porn is unhealthy, but it is kind
Speaker 5: of sad that they're just like, you know what, it's
Speaker 5: not worth the effort to talk to a girl.
Speaker 6: I'm good like, come on.
Speaker 1: Guys, well some of the stuff the girl says, it's
Speaker 1: not great.
Speaker 5: One high. That's how some guys are. What do you
Speaker 5: mean they'd rather not say anything.
Speaker 4: Yes, I just want them to smile more, make eye contact.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, speaking of eye contact, let's talk about BUCkies.
Speaker 4: But no real transition. Just does BUCkies own the beaver?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Now that's a transition.
Speaker 4: There we go. Yeah, exactly. So BUCkies is staking claim
Speaker 4: to their beaver. So they are suing a North Texas
Speaker 4: gas station known as super Fuels, and I guess super
Speaker 4: Fuels has only three locations. But a lawsuit filed by
Speaker 4: BUCkies claims that they feature a quote anthropomorphic and cartoon
Speaker 4: representation of a smiling animal that closely resembles a beaver,
Speaker 4: which is similarly positioned in a right facing angle and
Speaker 4: depicted in front of a circular background.
Speaker 2: Okay, so they did a knockoff.
Speaker 1: Why I don't know enough about copyright stuff whatever, But
Speaker 1: why couldn't you have a gas station called Beavers where
Speaker 1: the beaver is just facing the other direction and it's
Speaker 1: in a different color, like.
Speaker 2: You can claim an animal. I don't think you can.
Speaker 2: You can claim a name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, it's not Mickey Mouse. It's just a random beaver.
Speaker 4: And apparently the super fuels is a dog in a cape.
Speaker 4: So we can't help that. Dogs happen to look like beavers. Right,
Speaker 4: you can see there's a similarity. It's a small, brown,
Speaker 4: smiling animal wearing some sort of a clothing garment.
Speaker 1: What if you put a put some sunglasses on it, right,
Speaker 1: it would differentiate it. I think, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think BUCkies is just reaching here because they're like, wait,
Speaker 1: no gas station can have an animal mascot, but us Right,
Speaker 1: I do like the idea of beaver supergas m that'd
Speaker 1: be a g I think we should start that.
Speaker 2: We'd make it killing. What is what does BUCkies mean?
Speaker 2: It's the Bucky beaver? But what is it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Why is it called that he's got buck teeth? Yeah,
Speaker 2: beaver's have buck teeth. Buck teeth.
Speaker 1: I told you, I've told you guys that story before.
Speaker 1: Right when I was a seventh grader, this eighth grade
Speaker 1: girl came up to me and she goes, is it
Speaker 1: true they call you Bucky? Beaver, and I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: what who calls me that? And I had these giant
Speaker 1: buck teeth. It's like, wait, hold on, that's being said
Speaker 1: about me. I mean it was horrible for my confidence.
Speaker 6: Oh you never shared that story.
Speaker 2: I haven't known.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it wasn't a particularly attractive girl, but
Speaker 1: it was a girl nonetheless. Uh and so yeah, No,
Speaker 1: that rattled me. I was like, oh my god, and
Speaker 1: I gotta get braces immediately.
Speaker 5: It's worse when someone not attractive said something bad about
Speaker 5: You're like, right, what you you said that about me?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: You're not desirable and you're saying I'm not. Oh my god, no, okay,
Speaker 2: oh ninety pounds of me.
Speaker 1: So the founder of Bucky's arch Beaver applin what here's
Speaker 1: his nickname, Beaver, that's part of the name. Okay, he's
Speaker 1: a Catholic arch Beaver and Buck refers to the fan
Speaker 1: under dog, a Labrador Retriever. And they say there was
Speaker 1: a toothpaste mascot inspiration. Bucky Beaver was also the name
Speaker 1: of a cartoon mascot for a toothpaste. So that's how
Speaker 1: it came together. So they they were robbing someone else
Speaker 1: to begin with. Now, they're worried they're getting robbed. I
Speaker 1: like the idea of our story for our supergas station Beavers,
Speaker 1: which is we liked what BUCkies was doing and we
Speaker 1: thought we could improve upon it.
Speaker 4: Right right, come see the bees. Yeah, all right, and
Speaker 4: a quick one, because I think we're run out of time,
Speaker 4: but you can cut me off if we have to.
Speaker 4: Spirit Airlines updates their dress code. Apparently they don't.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Steve. We appreciate it. Did a really good job. Buddy,
Speaker 2: that is Steve Shackelford.
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