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Speaker 1: He was a Commander who Goes podcast episode five thirty seven.

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I'm Brandola here with Ryan and I'm gonna tending the

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ark of evolution by talking about Monte Black.

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Speaker 2: Now are extra fast?

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Speaker 1: That was maybe the fastest.

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Speaker 3: That was the fastest insure there ever was.

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Speaker 1: I haven't done one of those in a good, long one.

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I feel good about that. I wanted to make sure

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that we did it in between wind gusts. Sure, because the.

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Speaker 3: Wind is the only wind gust I heard was your

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breath exiting your body super fast?

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Speaker 1: In the form of words.

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Speaker 3: How does he sound?

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Speaker 1: Noah? Do we sound good? Oh? Noah says we sound good.

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And when he says we sound good, that means I

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can say, hey, Ryan, we're back forget another whirlwind adventure.

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How you doing good?

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Speaker 3: What is going down?

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Speaker 1: Whole bunches going down? We got producer nowhere in here.

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We got producer Gary, We got cousins just in the house.

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We got a very exciting episode to get into as

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we talked about the evolution of magic since the beginning

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before universe is beyond as it pretends to Commanders. Before

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that one might be the one. I think that might

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Speaker 1: Coming up in two weeks. Is it two weeks?

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Speaker 3: It's about two weeks. Yeah. If you want to get

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in Patreon dot com slash CEO podcast, it's gonna get

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you an invite. It's gonna get you in the discord.

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That's where all the inviting and planning happens. And we

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have got a house, we have got some drivers, we've

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got the We actually took a vote and you weren't there,

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but but I counted. No, I voted for you.

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Speaker 1: What did I vote?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, doesn't what you mad?

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Speaker 1: Did I vote?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Man?

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Speaker 1: Somebody exercised my democratic thing for me.

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Speaker 3: No politics, no religion in the ufferent Avenue Media Studio,

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Network Studio.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to them for having us.

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Speaker 3: By the way, yeah that's that's great. But we voted

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for open flippy dot drinkie packs.

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Speaker 1: Do we ninja turtles? No? Just listen, Okay, do we

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all ye.

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Speaker 3: All do the same pack? Or do we do chaos

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and do all different acts all different packs?

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Speaker 1: And the answer is yes, let's just do both. What

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the what the hell?

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Speaker 3: Why didn't you ask.

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Speaker 1: Me this sooner? We just do both.

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Speaker 3: I've got a.

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Speaker 1: Cicio nation fucking boon both, we say all the time.

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I actually a little bit, a little bit splurged on packs.

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Speaker 3: Not gonna, not gonna spoil anything.

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Speaker 1: Are they collector boosties?

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Speaker 3: They are out, They're not collector boosties, but they are

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something that has many many many Commander Staples above twenty

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dollars M twenty one, Shapher ash Hunter.

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Speaker 1: Strict saving.

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Speaker 3: So no, they're not strict saving. But we old stricks

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can confirm, can confirm that we do have a collector

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box of new stricksaven for open flippy. There you go,

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see you looking after you, making sure ship's fucking thing.

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And also hold on a second you go. Then I

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got matching packs everybody, because that's what we voted. That's

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what you voted for, by the way. And also I

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got some stinkers for guys who got pounded the worst.

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You get pounded the worst in the packs that I got,

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You're gonna get another stinker. Oh no, just so you

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can just wallow in your pounding. Yeah. So I hope

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Crimson Vow.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm going to be opened opening some

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midnight hunt Crimson Vow over the weekend.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna see no dang.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the.

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Speaker 3: Promo code at checkout. Got a discount on them. The

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patrons are going to be their magic con Las Vegas.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: If anybody wants to donate to the CEO Sleeve Project

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to get their free te free playmat, I will have

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the last couple there and we can work something out there.

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But of course, listeners to the show who want to

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donate and the patrons who were notified early did get

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first crack at that. And I think before the show

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I said I had like three left or two left,

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and I fixed that. I can't confirm, but if I

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need to get more, I'll order more.

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Speaker 1: So we don't want them.

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Speaker 3: You take them, You take them, you have enough play

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at everybody on the fucking internet was ripping them off.

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They obviously want them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so come get the real shit. Yeah, support

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the real artist. That's real stuff.

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Speaker 3: That's it, Dan our buddy, Dave Wong.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actual, a real thing. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Today we're talking about the arc of evolution yep.

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Speaker 1: If you want to hear the full explanation. A couple

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of weeks ago, we didn't want a white we kind

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of did. Why we're doing this, give us the the

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Coles notes of it is. People say Universes Beyond is

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too strong, it's taken over the format, it's wrecking everything.

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So we went back to the time before Universes Beyond,

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using some data from the glorious folks and wonderful people

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over at dh rec dot com.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I like those guys.

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Speaker 1: We got the top ten commanders in yep. Is it

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descending order when you go from ten to one? Whatever?

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Sure from twenty nineteen, because that's the year before Universe

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Is Beyond happened to I Korea. Wow, And we're going

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all the way forward to today, and we're going to

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compare the two top ten lists to see if really

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it's what's changed. And I think that over the last

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couple of weeks we've found that, yeah, there's some UB influences, Yeah,

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but I think more over than that.

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Speaker 3: Far less, far less than I was expecting, and.

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Speaker 1: We're doing it really kind of points out that they've

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they've been supporting under supported win conditions and strategies, and

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I don't know, I think that it kind of shows

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that maybe the game is actually kind of pretty healthy

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right now. I think so based on what we've done

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forty percent of the monocolor decks that we've done, I

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don't know, it seems pretty good.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, and I think in White there was two

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in the top ten and Blue had two in the

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top ten or one and two something like that.

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Speaker 1: I think so Blue had two for sure.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, White had two because it had Anti Venom and

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it had Cloud.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got I got one more. Thank you before

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we get into the list. And you'd know what I'm

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talking about if you're watching on YouTube. Should I've got

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my pile of bones brewing co hat on.

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Speaker 1: It's it's I can't flash, I couldn't see it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like I got only half a head.

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Speaker 1: I just saw like a little like a buffalo.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got a Northern Planes bison on. It's crazy,

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but it's actually pile of bones brewing cold. They're on

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the table here. I have gloriously on display our cosmic celebration.

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IPA very sweet cuts the bitterness of the normal IPA

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with the sweetness of space. Space. I suppose space is sweet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm washing it.

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Speaker 3: Down with a little frickin' Uncle Brando special hold brew

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Americano stout.

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Speaker 1: I like stout slots maybe.

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Speaker 3: Black black sniff my crack. Are we getting into it?

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I don't want this episode to take two hours like

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the one which was some of them are.

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Speaker 1: It's hard because like you're seeing stuff that you didn't

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expect and we're getting surprised.

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Speaker 3: It's like, we got a lot to say about this game.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie about

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this one in order to prevent myself from knowing the

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lists really well. There is a non zero percent chance

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that I had maybe imbibed a few pile of bones

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is while I made the slideshow for the episode, So

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maybe I don't necessarily know what we're gonna see either,

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so we should maybe get into that so we can

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all be surprised together. This is very fun then then,

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meaning twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 3: Good graphic. I can tell you had some pile of

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bones because it's just a black blob. You see it

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if you're watching.

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Speaker 1: On YouTube, which you should be.

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Speaker 3: Okay. First card, this is card number ten from twenty nineteen. Yes, hmm,

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Schizos Caretaker from Camera Gala Betrayers. That is, this is

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a two to two spirit for five. What this is

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sucky already?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Why are we playing that?

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Speaker 3: Whenever a creature power one or less is put into

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your graveyard from the battlefield, you may return that creature

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play under your control. Uh if chary blah blah blah

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stilln't play at the end of turn, yes, so small

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thing dies, you get it back at the end of turn.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. You sack all your little dudes to do a thing,

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all make magic, put counters on your black market, kill

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the creatures with attrition, whatever you're doing. Then you get

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it back. All of the above and we'll never see

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this card again probably, hey.

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Speaker 3: Like definitely not, especially if there's no like rat colonies

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or relentless rats or oh persistent petitioners. Yeah, definitely, God, yeah,

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this is this is this is a Ron Karr's commander

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for his freaking the coolest death that ever existed.

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Speaker 1: Way to blow the surprise. Are gonna see Sharai this

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shitty Camagawa commander again. Way to ruin it for everybody, Ryan.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I guess I'm just inexperienced at this.

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Speaker 1: Now we should probably just go to the next card.

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Speaker 3: Just to this card's good. It is very good, this card.

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I see this card in the ninety nine lots.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I'm actually surprised that it was on the list

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for twenty nineteen because things that you had mentioned rat

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colonies and all that shit, like they didn't really exist yet.

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Speaker 3: So are you sure?

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Speaker 1: I don't think so.

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Speaker 3: We' rat colony and consistent conditioners. What I meant is

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restless those are star stars, So those stars exist everywhere

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that they are right, So actually she can't get those back,

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so I shouldn't have said those. What I meant was

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the other cards that you could play any number of

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in a deck, and that is.

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Speaker 1: Well, star is less than one, Well no.

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Speaker 3: Not if you've got a bunch of.

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Speaker 1: When they're in the bin. There star it's not big.

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Speaker 3: Are they zero when they're in the bin, Yes, because

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it's only in play.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh so if you sacrifice all them, you get them

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all back. Yeah, that's really good. That's why this card's good.

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And the same with what's the demon one that I.

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Speaker 1: Just said, Presidition. No, that's the blue one with Mills Godol.

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Speaker 3: Shadow Born Apostle. That's we did and we almost got

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yelled at the man Apostles.

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Speaker 1: I can actually feel the gears in my head stop turning.

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Speaker 3: Yes when we're looking. Yeah, like I never find this.

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Speaker 1: I hope Brian gets it because I will not.

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Speaker 3: Okay, she ray, Yeah, she's good, she's good. She's good.

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Speaker 1: Man are oh man speak like it's like people are

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playing rats. We just talked about rats. This is a

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two three also from Cama Gabba block Ye black black

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three for a two three rat rogue. All rats have

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fear that means they can only be blocked by black

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or artifact creatures. Yep, you can tap her. I believe

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Zach a rat. You put x one to one rat

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creatures into play, where x is the number of rats.

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Speaker 3: You can see it's a rat doubler. Yes, it's a

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rat doubler and sense this and sense relentless rats, and

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sense rat colony and share goes in this deck. By

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the way, you got like the Piper thing from Piper

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of the Swarm. Piper of the Swarm. You got a

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bunch of rat stuff in Ninja Turtles. There's there's a

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ton of rat support. Rat might be the de.

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Speaker 1: Facto like go wide strategy in Black Now I think

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that it is over zombie.

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Speaker 3: I think so. I think zombies zombies kind of have

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that go tall and make a stronger army. But that's

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all for nought if I've got like ninety rats.

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Speaker 1: That's true, right, that's true. It's easier to make the

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rats bigger than the zombies. It's easier to shrivel the

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zombies down too. With like the little couple removal spells.

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You got to sweep the rat, but you can like

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pinpoint kill the zombies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta sweep the rats. And a lot of

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the times they are tokens, but not with colony or relentless,

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But with.

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Speaker 1: Maron are they are probably the best mono Black Rat commander.

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I'm just gonna say it, Well, I think so.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll have to see if we've see the.

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Speaker 1: Others will have to to find out and see what

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we get.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, let's move on next on our list.

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Speaker 1: Let's have a look. Oh yeah, razakat the Foul Blood.

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It is an eight eight four eight demon flying trampler,

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pay two life, sacrifice another creature. Search your library for

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a card, put that guard into your hand, then shelfy

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your library. So it has demonic tudor attached to it

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and it's an eight eight and it flies and it's

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against trample.

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Speaker 3: This guy focks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is insane.

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Speaker 3: This guy is good.

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Speaker 1: He's the backbone to a lot of combo decks, like

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a Razakath deck.

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Speaker 3: Will just look to power him out as fast as

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you can.

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Speaker 1: And another creature in play to find the thing you

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need to tutor for combos. Or he'll be the leader

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of your demon deck. So you could just find all

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the Liliana demons, right, and it's like a theme deck.

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I can see why for a couple different reasons. This

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guy might be your Oh man, he's from a he's

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from an Amanket. He's like from amakt. So I don't

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think people are gonna make an ama Cat deck with

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this guy as the as the leader. But the Demon deck,

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the Combo deck, the Tutor deck, the Sacrifice deck, the

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pay life.

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Speaker 3: Deck, He's gonna be all of that. Yeah. I like

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this guy. I like guy. I play this guy.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, He's a dude. I ever think about though as

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a commander, never even I like. I get having the

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power of having a tutor in the command zone.

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Speaker 3: But he costs eight. This this I'm actually surprised that

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he is this high because he costs eight and he

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goes just as well in the ninety nine of your

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Demon deck. I think there's better demon commanders than this guy,

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I agree, and better demon commanders than this guy that

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actually give you access to more than one color. Yeah,

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so we won't see any of those today, but we'll

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see if there's any other demons.

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Speaker 1: But I'll bet you we will in ractose specifically.

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Speaker 3: Oh, yes, now that you mention it. What else we

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got to say about this guy? Oh, we've been keeping

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track of Watssea identifying cards that they think are going

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to be good with the pre release date stamp, and

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this guy follows suit.

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Speaker 1: All three of them so far have had a date stamp.

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Speaker 3: Really today, Oh, they did, but all three colors that

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we've done, have had multiple date stamped cards in the

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top ten. And I said, in white or blue, I

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don't remember. It's as if Watsy knows which cards are

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going to be good, and some of them I don't

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think our cards that I would have thought that are

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going to be in the top ten. You know what

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I mean? Yes, it just goes to show that they

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know more than I do. Yeah, but that's probably not hard.

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They Yeah, maybe they're just guessing and they're right more

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I got a higher clip than they should be. I

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don't know if that's the case.

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Speaker 1: Probably isn't. Oh, another date stamp card, Another date stamp card,

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and another tutor in the command zone.

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Speaker 3: And this time a zombie for five in Sidisi undid

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Vizir four to six zombie snakes and I did there

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snack yep for five with death death touch that has

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exploit when this creature enters the battlefield quite important. Actually

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it's not cast. So if I reanimate this guy, I

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can still sacrifice something. And when I do, when it

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exploits a creature, I search my library for a card,

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put it into my hand, then shuffle. This card has

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everything that it takes to be a good commander. It

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costs five or less, which is becoming increasingly important with

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the speed of the format.

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Speaker 1: Now, yep, it's a zombie, which is important, and or

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a snake if it's in your ninety nine, that could

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be important. I like snake.

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Speaker 3: It's got a high toughness.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 3: It has sacrifice a creature written.

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Speaker 1: On it, which is good in black.

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Speaker 3: And it could sacrifice itself. That's how exploit could work.

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And it tutors for something, yes, and at ETBs not

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cast et. Everything about this card is good and it

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fucking blocks good because it's got death touch. Yes with

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the six toughness, the six in the ass, Yeah, six

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in the ass, don't go that it's a mini van. No,

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that's five in the back. Two in the front.

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Speaker 1: You're right, two in the front, five of the back. Yeah,

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you're right, you're right. When you're right, you're right. What's

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four in the front, two in the back, four in

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the front, two and four in the front.

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Speaker 3: Six in the back. That's like four. That's like four

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dudes in a pack of Pilsner.

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Speaker 1: Now, four in the front, six in the back is

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the drive in movie in the sixties.

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Speaker 3: When you hide in the trunk. Yeah, can confirm. My

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wife and her sister hid in the trunk in the

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drive through drive in so her parents didn't have to.

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Speaker 1: Pay in the drive the burger cake get in the

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trunkrunk right, like, But why shut up in the trunk.

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But it's it's stuffy in there. Just let air out

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of the spare tire. You'll be fine, right, Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: The fucking spirit tire is a snorkel.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, what's the next card. We've got two tutors

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in the commands.

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Speaker 3: This card cards from time guy card and I played

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the last two cards in the ninety nine? Am I

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the bad guy?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Dang, dang, he's supposed to say, No, I enjoy my

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time with you. Couldn't be happier to have a podcasting

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partner that plays these frick gandhy asshole.

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Speaker 1: No, this guy sucks. He's terrible. He is a two

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three with death touch four four. Whenever he enters the battlefield.

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Look at the top card of target Opponents Library. Remove

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it from the game. You can play it for as

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long as it remains exiled. You can pay any man

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as was any fucking type whatever. So instead of tutoring it,

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lets you steal your opponents cards.

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Speaker 3: Do people just play this because it lets you steal

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their cards?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yes, because it's an ether born rogue two three for four,

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Like none of that matters. Yeah, this guy's not doing anything.

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They can't fucking blink them because it's black unless you

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do a bunch of bullshit, because it's like artifact blink stuff.

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Speaker 1: You have to jump through so many goddamn hoops, or

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play cards that aren't very good. Yes, Like because you're

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not playing blue or white to black. That's a hoop. Oh, okay,

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playing bad cards hoop.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're on the same page.

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Speaker 1: At ah.

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm I got some feelings about this card and

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our good friend Fugoff, he plays this card. It's fine.

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I like playing with Geoff.

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Speaker 1: I do too.

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Speaker 3: I do too, And I don't mind playing against his

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Gaunty deck because he's my friend and I like playing

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with him, and I kind of know what it's about,

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and it's a stereotypical Gaunty deck. But then I sit

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down when somebody's playing Gaunty in the wild, like at

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Command Magic con Las Vegas in a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 1: I will take my deck that was fun and put

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it back in my bag. And pull out bellow, yeah,

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and just pound the shit. Man. It's just not.

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Speaker 3: I think the person who plays Gaunty is the person

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I don't like playing against. Yes, that's why I made

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a point to say that I like playing against Jeff.

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Speaker 1: Yes, there's the exceptions to every rule, but I would

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say that the rule is you probably I don't like

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playing against Ganti deck. I just I don't.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna push this a step further. I'm gonna push

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this a step further, the way people don't like to

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play against Baral chief of Compliance and a zombie lady

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of scrolls counterspell dot deck from last week. That's how

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I feel about playing against Gaunty. And it's not even

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that they're stealing my stuff. If I build my deck right,

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losing four cards or eight cards or twelve cards isn't

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gonna make my deck not work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Probably if it does, it does, like you got me fine,

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I don't care about that. It's the play pattern that

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it creates. It takes so fucking long because all my

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cards I know what they do. Yeah, and the amount

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of words on cards these days, jesus right, it's a

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fucking dissertation. Yeah, you take four of my cards or

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you blink gaunty and you're just like, oh, just give

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me eight all at once. I'll do both triggers. It's like, man, bitch,

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it's like, Okay, I guess I'll go for tacos and

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I'll come back later.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, after you're done reading. If you're trying to figure

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out my deck my combos exactly, I don't like and

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I play fucking rev who's way worse.

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Speaker 3: And I'm saying in that yes, because does Rev L

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you cast them? Yep, Okay, ID of like that either.

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Speaker 1: But man, I can't be used as any color.

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Speaker 3: Ah yeah. So if you get like a white thing.

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Speaker 1: And you're like, I can't do this, it's just like

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treasures and all that stuff. Like the point is I

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don't I can understand why people get frustrated with REV

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because I get frustrated with Guanty.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, that's I like that. I like that,

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And that's you having perspective because you've done it, You've

470
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:27,319
done the thing.

471
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 1: Yes, I appreciate I play the deck that does this

472
00:23:29,839 --> 00:23:33,920
exact same thing for the same cost with higher power.

473
00:23:34,519 --> 00:23:36,160
Speaker 3: Give me this, give me this, give me the give

474
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,039
me the mono black blink deck that blinks. Gaunty to

475
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,240
fucking mil me give me that deck.

476
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it'll get there eventually. That's what I want,

477
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,440
you know, I want it to happen to me. I'm

478
00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:51,119
full spready, I'm waiting for it. I don't because I'll

479
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:52,799
bet you it's gonna not just happen.

480
00:23:53,319 --> 00:23:56,559
Speaker 3: It's gonna be like a like a Gunty steals some

481
00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,680
blink engine and then blinks you and they leave you

482
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,240
at like one card. Because if they fucking take all

483
00:24:04,319 --> 00:24:06,160
your cards and you draw and then you lose, you

484
00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:07,720
they lose their blink engine.

485
00:24:08,799 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 1: That's one of the things I don't like about steal decks.

486
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,400
And we'll say this and then we'll move on. But

487
00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:14,359
I think that one of the things, and again i've

488
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:19,000
experienced this, is it almost encourages you to keep players

489
00:24:19,079 --> 00:24:21,720
in the game because they're stealing their stuff. When they die,

490
00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:25,400
their stuff goes away. So like, if you're really working

491
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,279
on a guy because they have the best shit, you're

492
00:24:27,319 --> 00:24:29,920
the dinosaur deck, I'm gonna steal all your great shit.

493
00:24:30,039 --> 00:24:32,640
Yeah yeah, well, now I can't kill you, and I

494
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,039
can't let them kill you either, because I've been in

495
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:37,519
a situation it's like, holy shit, Like, he's got this

496
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,400
board state that's insane and we can't get through it.

497
00:24:40,759 --> 00:24:42,759
So let's kill the guy that owns all the cards

498
00:24:42,839 --> 00:24:44,519
that he's using to get us a.

499
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 3: Right, so all your cards go away?

500
00:24:48,079 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is it's fun, but if you're not prepared

501
00:24:53,519 --> 00:24:56,799
for that, it can make for kind of shitty games sometimes,

502
00:24:57,559 --> 00:24:59,880
and if you're playing against decks that are garbage, just

503
00:25:00,039 --> 00:25:03,799
especially now in the era of like, uh synergy as

504
00:25:03,839 --> 00:25:08,160
opposed to just bombs, sometimes you just end up with

505
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,079
a gamer like my deck doesn't fucking work?

506
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,799
Speaker 3: Cards are we should do the arc of synergy versus bombs?

507
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:20,720
What's better? That's a working working title obviously bombs bombs bomb.

508
00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:22,519
Speaker 1: I always play bombs like bombs.

509
00:25:22,599 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 3: You're a nass guy though.

510
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:28,759
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, I smother me, yes, I don't want.

511
00:25:28,839 --> 00:25:32,480
I fucking hate air. Ryan hates money. I hate air.

512
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 3: I hate money and free time. Yeah yeah, next card,

513
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,880
massacre girl, speaking of smothering.

514
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,640
Speaker 1: Weren't expecting that, were you? Not?

515
00:25:41,759 --> 00:25:42,079
Speaker 3: At all?

516
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 1: It's a wrath in the command, Zoe, That's what it is. Uh?

517
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 3: Actually the last gaunty end this one also uh please

518
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,240
promoms Yep. It's like they do I know. I think

519
00:25:54,279 --> 00:25:55,799
that's just such a cool thing.

520
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:58,599
Speaker 1: Four four for five. It has menace when it comes

521
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,480
into play. It kills everything but her, and it doesn't

522
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,039
say that on the card, but that's what it does.

523
00:26:05,319 --> 00:26:07,839
That's what it fucking does. To the point where I'm

524
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,599
not even gonna bother reading. I'm not and they I

525
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,640
think it's here because it's a wrath in the command zone, and.

526
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 3: I think that a human assassin. Maybe that matters, that

527
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,799
that that's not irrelevant.

528
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,799
Speaker 1: It matters. Now I don't think it mattered then.

529
00:26:20,599 --> 00:26:23,839
Speaker 3: No, But you know what, this is the kind of

530
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,759
way that it matters that people don't always think about

531
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,960
is like, oh, I cracked a kavan as souls and

532
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:35,200
I play ten creatures in my deck because Massacre massacregirl

533
00:26:35,599 --> 00:26:39,240
dot deck is a control deck, and I play ten

534
00:26:39,319 --> 00:26:42,680
creatures and like nine of them are humans. She's a

535
00:26:42,759 --> 00:26:46,440
human And you just lay down Kavan or searle cavern

536
00:26:46,559 --> 00:26:49,279
up souls and then you've got an uncountable wrath in

537
00:26:49,319 --> 00:26:53,359
your command zone. That's fucking sick. So that's mega powerful.

538
00:26:53,559 --> 00:26:58,319
Speaker 1: So we've had two rat commanders, a tutor, two tutors.

539
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:01,599
A tutor, Yeah, a drawing engine and a wrath of God.

540
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,319
That's a lot of utility in the command zone so

541
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:09,000
far in Mono Black in twenty nineteen. I suppose that's

542
00:27:09,039 --> 00:27:11,680
a lot of utility, not a lot of theme, not

543
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,119
a lot of any of that stuff.

544
00:27:13,319 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 3: No, there's there's no through line that I've identified yet.

545
00:27:16,519 --> 00:27:17,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tutors is close.

546
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 3: If we if we get another one, yep, sacrifice engine

547
00:27:21,839 --> 00:27:25,440
or reanimate engine. If we get another one or two. Sure,

548
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,599
like we've seen sacrificing, maybe be a theme massacre girl.

549
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,640
Maybe we want our guys to die, Maybe we want

550
00:27:31,759 --> 00:27:36,400
death triggers. Then we've got Razikkath, We've got Sheira, right,

551
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,519
we've got the Marronar, Like, these are all things that

552
00:27:39,599 --> 00:27:44,759
care about sacrificing. Maybe that's the very up to way

553
00:27:44,839 --> 00:27:46,960
to build that argument, though I don't know if that's.

554
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: Let's just keep going and we'll we'll see.

555
00:27:50,559 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 3: Let's see.

556
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:56,319
Speaker 1: Oh, I like this guy is another eight eight for eight.

557
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,079
It's another demon. It's another Liana demon too, right, that's

558
00:27:59,119 --> 00:27:59,759
the theme.

559
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:01,759
Speaker 3: Demons.

560
00:28:02,039 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: It's a flying and black pay two life creature gets

561
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:07,440
minus one minus one to let them turn, and whenever

562
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,480
you lose a life, you draw that many cards.

563
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 3: Fuck This card is so good.

564
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:17,279
Speaker 1: It's another draw engine and it enables itself like this.

565
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,079
Do we need to explain why that's good?

566
00:28:19,279 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 3: Is this the most powerful card so far that we've seen. Yes,

567
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:27,039
Black Pay two life minus a dude. I'm just gonna

568
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,279
do that till your dude is dead. I don't care

569
00:28:29,279 --> 00:28:32,480
if it takes ten life to do, because I'm gonna

570
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:39,160
draw ten cards. Yeah, freaking grizzle brand. Who yuh what

571
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,920
this guy costs eight is way more than grizzle Brand. No,

572
00:28:43,039 --> 00:28:48,119
it ain't. This card is so freaking good. Yeah, least

573
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:48,680
promo two.

574
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know.

575
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 3: Who'd you rather play? Razikkath or Villis Villais Villis.

576
00:28:58,119 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: He doesn't just let you tutor, I know, but let's

577
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,680
mean draw more ship.

578
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, at the cost of life. I hate life. Life

579
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,000
is for the weak, Life is for shitty.

580
00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. If I could give my life up at any moment,

581
00:29:10,079 --> 00:29:12,039
I would do it, except for when you have one

582
00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:17,119
life even then, even then, even because you your Platinum Angel.

583
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,759
Yeah yeah, that's totally why. Oh that's definitely why.

584
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,799
Speaker 3: Because you drew yourbistle persecutor and then donated it to somebody.

585
00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:31,279
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that's more likely. Yeah, maybe that happened. Yeah,

586
00:29:31,319 --> 00:29:32,079
that might have happened.

587
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 3: Yes, somebody else was playing gaunteer rev and cast your

588
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,759
bristle persecutor and you go, oh, idiot, villis all my life?

589
00:29:39,119 --> 00:29:43,240
Kill everybody except that guy, Kill everybody except a bistle persecutor.

590
00:29:44,599 --> 00:29:47,599
What a what a great world? Can you imagine living

591
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,079
in that world?

592
00:29:48,279 --> 00:29:49,799
Speaker 1: That would be a good world to live, man, That

593
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,759
would be less sucky than the world we live in.

594
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,359
I heard that. Let's see the next.

595
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:54,759
Speaker 3: Phyllis broker of blood.

596
00:29:54,839 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: Man, he fucks, it's a good one.

597
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 3: Jeez, look at his biceps.

598
00:29:59,119 --> 00:30:02,799
Speaker 1: It's jacked. He's only mildly jacked. He's less jack than me,

599
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,880
I suppose. Yeah. Oh, now we're.

600
00:30:05,759 --> 00:30:09,559
Speaker 3: Into another promo card, Ayara? Is that how we say that?

601
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,279
Speaker 1: Ayara? First? That the lock thwe I knew that.

602
00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 3: We would see this card somewhere on the list.

603
00:30:15,119 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: Two three for black, black, black Elf noble. So it's

604
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,319
got one relevant creature type.

605
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 3: I don't know, Hey, that noble deck type that's coming together.

606
00:30:22,759 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: And whenever she or another black creature comes to play

607
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,039
under your control, each point it looses a life, you

608
00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:30,440
gain a life, and you can tap her to sack

609
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,839
a black creature to draw card.

610
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 3: So she this is the Aristocrat dot deck. That's what

611
00:30:37,079 --> 00:30:37,519
people do.

612
00:30:37,799 --> 00:30:39,359
Speaker 1: This is mana black aristocrat.

613
00:30:39,519 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 3: So you go turn one, aristocrat, turn two, aristocrat, turn three,

614
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:49,200
her turn four. Just blast out as much of everything

615
00:30:49,359 --> 00:30:52,319
that you can as you can, because when they etb

616
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,400
you lose life. And when they die, like I don't know,

617
00:30:56,599 --> 00:30:59,920
when I sacrifice a guy to draw card, you fuck

618
00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:03,119
can lose life because all my aristocrats and there's a

619
00:31:03,559 --> 00:31:06,480
mega redundancy of aristocrats now in Commander.

620
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: Yes, that's that's the deck we're talking about. That's the

621
00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:12,480
only deck we're talking about.

622
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 3: She might go on, Oh no, she's an elf?

623
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: Yeah? Does she go in the and she's sexy too?

624
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,160
Which I like?

625
00:31:19,319 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 3: But yeah, she's kind of sexy.

626
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't I don't like to go to like

627
00:31:22,039 --> 00:31:23,519
the physical, but oh no.

628
00:31:23,599 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 3: We can, we can go to physical.

629
00:31:25,359 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 1: But here we are.

630
00:31:26,079 --> 00:31:30,279
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Ah does she go in the Gulgari elf deck?

631
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,119
Does she go there?

632
00:31:31,319 --> 00:31:31,519
Speaker 1: Yeah?

633
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,759
Speaker 3: I guess she'd be in the ninety nine. That's not

634
00:31:33,799 --> 00:31:35,200
what we're talking about this week.

635
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I would say that she probably does. Yeah.

636
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,799
Speaker 3: Is there other decks other than Aristocrat doc deck that

637
00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:43,960
we put her in is she is she the commander

638
00:31:44,039 --> 00:31:47,000
of any shadow born apostle decks that you've ever seen.

639
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: No, No, she's she'd be fine, but you can do

640
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,960
better elsewhere she's she is the aristocrat commander.

641
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,119
Speaker 3: What about a self mill shadow bourn apostle deck where

642
00:32:03,119 --> 00:32:05,960
you mass reanimate them all and then mass sack them

643
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,799
all to get all your demons, because there's a lot

644
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,119
of freaking life losing when that shit happens.

645
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,079
Speaker 1: Well, that's I mean, you might as well. If you're

646
00:32:13,119 --> 00:32:16,200
gonna do that, you just play Sir Conrad and just

647
00:32:16,279 --> 00:32:16,720
do it better.

648
00:32:17,839 --> 00:32:20,599
Speaker 3: Good point, Sir Conrad. Pretty good. I wonder if you're

649
00:32:20,599 --> 00:32:21,160
going to see him?

650
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,839
Speaker 1: Who can say? I can't.

651
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,559
Speaker 3: I can't either. I don't know, but that's a good guess.

652
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,440
If this bitch is on the list, Sir Conrad better

653
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,720
be on the list because.

654
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,839
Speaker 1: He costs five though, who cares for how good he is?

655
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 3: Oh man, So we were talking about Joey Schultz yesterday

656
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:43,839
on the cecopreciow we were and he's playing Babba Asagna

657
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,559
his bubbaa Saga deck and he had a Sir Conrad

658
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:52,400
in play, and I before he played his Sir Conrad,

659
00:32:52,599 --> 00:32:58,480
I ripped out a freaking the one where you switch

660
00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:04,359
your grave aird in your library morality shift. I morality shifted,

661
00:33:04,759 --> 00:33:06,759
so I had like eighty cards in my graveyard. My

662
00:33:06,839 --> 00:33:09,400
library had like ten cards. Yeah, and then he goes,

663
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:14,920
Sir Conrad, cool, cool bro right. So it comes back

664
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,640
to my turn and.

665
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: I go.

666
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 3: Rallity shift again. No, I go like Twilight's call, and

667
00:33:23,359 --> 00:33:26,920
I go, wait a second. I can't Twilight's called because

668
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:31,200
like eighty creatures are gonna come on of my graveyard. Man,

669
00:33:31,279 --> 00:33:33,359
Twilight's call gets me into a lot of trouble, doesn't

670
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,039
it does?

671
00:33:36,319 --> 00:33:38,759
Speaker 1: Frick? Yeah, I shouldn't have eaten that one.

672
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 3: No, keep going yogma. This has got to be number one.

673
00:33:45,559 --> 00:33:49,559
It's number one. Okay, let's go back, let's go all

674
00:33:49,559 --> 00:33:50,039
the way back.

675
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: I don't think it is man like. We're going pretty

676
00:33:52,039 --> 00:33:56,880
slow one okay. No, she raised ten ten, nine nine,

677
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:05,640
Marinara eight, Raven DC six, Gante five, ask Girl four

678
00:34:06,839 --> 00:34:13,440
Vellous three Iyara two log mob yoggy.

679
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 3: Maybe it is Sir Conrad Man we suck okay, yom

680
00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:20,519
this guy. I thought this guy is going to be

681
00:34:20,599 --> 00:34:20,920
number one.

682
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,599
Speaker 1: He's a two four for black black two human cleric

683
00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:30,159
generally well associated stripes, Protection from Humans. Sure, pay one

684
00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:32,000
life sack of bro put a minus from minus one,

685
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,440
calendar up to one target creature and trock.

686
00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 3: Card very good in hypatra, very good.

687
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: Black black discarded card, proliferate.

688
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, lots of good words on this card. High toughness,

689
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,280
that's good. Pro humans, that's surprisingly relevant. Actually, there's this

690
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:54,480
guy gets in for two frickin' lots and blocks frickin' lots. Yes,

691
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:59,599
pay one life, sack another creature. Actually good. I would

692
00:34:59,679 --> 00:35:01,559
probably just play a card that said that.

693
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,559
Speaker 1: Yes, pay a life sacking creature. We've gone on the

694
00:35:04,639 --> 00:35:07,280
record as saying if you had a card that said

695
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,400
sacrifice a creature.

696
00:35:09,159 --> 00:35:11,039
Speaker 3: On it, you'd probably just pay it.

697
00:35:11,159 --> 00:35:14,159
Speaker 1: And it's just what you did. You would play that card. Yes,

698
00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:16,239
it gets your dudes the go out of here.

699
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you put a minus one on a guy

700
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,800
and then discard a card, which you might want to do.

701
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: You don't just struck card.

702
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 3: Yeah. But his other ability discard a card like I

703
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,199
don't know a Villas or a Razakath, so it's in

704
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,559
my graveyard. And the card I drew with yogmath from

705
00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:36,440
his first ability is like an anime dead yep.

706
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty good.

707
00:35:39,599 --> 00:35:44,280
Speaker 3: And there's all kinds of ways to build efficiencies into

708
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:49,880
this guy. Everything he does is a decision point for

709
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,559
what you put into your deck. So not only does

710
00:35:52,639 --> 00:35:55,880
he reward you for doing lots of different things and

711
00:35:56,079 --> 00:36:00,360
giving you options and the ability is a smart, thought full,

712
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,639
creative social DH player. I'm better than you because my

713
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,519
card has more words. But I can put things into

714
00:36:07,559 --> 00:36:12,400
play that have et B and etby, enter the battlefield,

715
00:36:12,559 --> 00:36:16,840
enter the bin abilities that trigger and draw and proliferate

716
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,000
and die triggers and cast triggers and ETB triggers, and

717
00:36:20,079 --> 00:36:24,079
I can play reanimate spells, and I can like every

718
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,280
single frickin' guy that we've seen on this list so far,

719
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,199
and this is number two, yep, could go in this

720
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:29,800
guy's deck.

721
00:36:30,039 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: Yes, And and you can go in all of their

722
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,400
decks like it's they're all it's we're basically building a deck.

723
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,880
Here's like ten really good cards for your fucking black deck,

724
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,960
is what we've sort of done.

725
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that the first time that we've seen this?

726
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: Yes?

727
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, because in white and in blue, these are very

728
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,960
like acute like pointed decks.

729
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,599
Speaker 1: Whereas these are not.

730
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,519
Speaker 3: These maybe marronar like, that's kind of like one.

731
00:36:57,519 --> 00:37:01,119
Speaker 1: Deck you'd probably play Marronar with these other eight dudes

732
00:37:01,159 --> 00:37:01,320
in it.

733
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,519
Speaker 3: I put Yogmoth in a Maronar deck. There you go,

734
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,079
that's pretty good.

735
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, there it is. I played him. I played him

736
00:37:10,559 --> 00:37:12,679
in a Patra and it just maybe win all the

737
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:14,360
games that they came out together.

738
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, And how different is a Patra snake deck from

739
00:37:17,159 --> 00:37:19,440
Maronar rat deck?

740
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: Not a ton?

741
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:25,599
Speaker 3: Not a ton exactly, That's what I mean. Yeah, huh yeah,

742
00:37:25,679 --> 00:37:27,039
yom really freaking good.

743
00:37:27,199 --> 00:37:30,079
Speaker 1: Number one black card from twenty nineteen. Baby, here we go,

744
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:39,639
Peop pew be prepared Crick crick, son of boy human

745
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:40,119
is boy.

746
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 3: Do you think they went to Little League together?

747
00:37:42,039 --> 00:37:45,119
Speaker 1: Yes? And when you read what the guy does, you're

748
00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:48,599
immediately gonna understand why he's here. Oh yeah, he's a

749
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:52,119
two to two for seven. Fuck two of those seven

750
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,440
or three of those seven can be played paid with

751
00:37:54,599 --> 00:37:55,800
two life instead of.

752
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,280
Speaker 3: Man, so he cuts four. He's a two two for

753
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,679
four instance, colorless. You could play this guy on turn

754
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,480
two with a freaking grim monolith or some ship.

755
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's got life link so you can get

756
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,960
some of that life back and each black in the

757
00:38:09,079 --> 00:38:11,559
cost of spells you pay can be paid with two

758
00:38:11,639 --> 00:38:15,400
life rather than black, and whenever you cast a black

759
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,920
spell he gets a plus one plus one counter.

760
00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:22,519
Speaker 3: He gives all your guys can has Ferrexian black manner. Yes,

761
00:38:24,199 --> 00:38:25,519
that's combo waiting to happen.

762
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:30,679
Speaker 1: I would suggest that he is the most he embodies

763
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:35,320
like the philosophy of playing mono black in magic. Yes,

764
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:38,960
so much more than any other. Grease is like I

765
00:38:39,159 --> 00:38:45,239
love the power at any cost, kind of the philosophy

766
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:49,159
that kind of went into building Black Cards is Crick

767
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,000
son of Yama. That's what it is. It's like you,

768
00:38:51,559 --> 00:38:54,840
you don't give a shit about life. Fuck it, We're

769
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:55,800
just gonna do it.

770
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:56,639
Speaker 3: I hate life.

771
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: We're gonna play all this shit.

772
00:38:59,039 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 3: That's what's like on Hello Stone, what's the what's the plan?

773
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:02,840
Fuck it?

774
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

775
00:39:04,119 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 3: Fuck it?

776
00:39:04,519 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 1: Probably fuck it. Never seen that show?

777
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:12,559
Speaker 3: Well, just trust me, I I do fuck this one case. Yes, Yes,

778
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:19,840
Krick is freakin' rip and jog Math is Kevin Costner.

779
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:23,079
Speaker 1: Are we talking rip from now Hold's part? No? Rip

780
00:39:23,159 --> 00:39:26,800
them that an awesome movie. No, he brucy Gary like

781
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:27,719
that when he gets that one.

782
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 3: But man, I've played against Crick decks before.

783
00:39:32,119 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: Yep. They are brutal.

784
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 3: I've played against decks with crick decks in Krick in

785
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:38,480
the ninety nine.

786
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: Yep.

787
00:39:39,119 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 3: And as soon as he lands, it's a different game, yep,

788
00:39:42,119 --> 00:39:43,320
because Krick rips.

789
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:48,559
Speaker 1: Yes, very good. Yeah, we have to appe all this life,

790
00:39:48,599 --> 00:39:50,639
but you have to remember right on the card, he

791
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:51,960
also gets all that life.

792
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,199
Speaker 3: Back because and he has plus one counters on him.

793
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

794
00:39:54,599 --> 00:39:56,559
Speaker 3: And when you put him and I know this is

795
00:39:56,599 --> 00:39:58,320
not what we're talking about in the ninety nine, but

796
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,840
you put him in a freakin Arzov deck, he gets

797
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:01,400
even better.

798
00:40:01,679 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy because you're all his life and shit,

799
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,199
it's fucking crazy.

800
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 3: What's what's the combo in the crick deck? Do you

801
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,159
just like, do you just trying to freakin' add nauseum

802
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,760
your whole deck and then just crick everything and you

803
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,800
obviously you tutor for something and you play a bunch

804
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,119
of like low cost stuff that gives you extra man out.

805
00:40:21,159 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 1: It's blood bot combo. Let's not fuck around.

806
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,519
Speaker 3: I suppose that is a thing that you could do.

807
00:40:26,639 --> 00:40:29,280
Speaker 1: That for sure, that's what it is. Probably I don't know,

808
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,719
but that people will tell us in the comments. But quick,

809
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,320
very good, And again he's an enabler. We did the

810
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,679
top ten list of cards with. I would say the

811
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:41,679
exception of Marin on her have been things that just

812
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:45,639
enable the deck that you're playing to do the thing

813
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:46,719
more consistent.

814
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,119
Speaker 3: They're kind of like the block of the engine, where

815
00:40:49,159 --> 00:40:52,119
it's like, hey, this is a really strong piece of

816
00:40:53,119 --> 00:40:57,039
forged iron. Yeah, put whatever components on it that it's

817
00:40:57,159 --> 00:40:59,719
asking you to put on it. Yep, and it's gonna

818
00:41:00,119 --> 00:41:02,119
it's gonna hold up to the abuse.

819
00:41:03,159 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: Yes, and this is certainly the first time we're seeing

820
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,400
that in the arc. Uh.

821
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is okay. Here's another one. You know, I

822
00:41:11,639 --> 00:41:18,239
like the automotive analogies similes. This is as to magic

823
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:23,239
as a transmission is to a race car. It's putting

824
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:28,079
the power onto the road. Yes, Krick is the guy

825
00:41:28,159 --> 00:41:31,519
that's putting the power down. Razakath the power down. Villis

826
00:41:31,639 --> 00:41:35,360
the power down. Ayara the power down. Sir Conrad. I

827
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,440
thought we were going to see in the top ten, didn't.

828
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,719
He is the guy that you land it. You keep

829
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:45,760
an opening hand because you know this is the opening

830
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:49,719
hand that contains the pathway to my win. Con and

831
00:41:50,039 --> 00:41:53,920
a bunch of the Mono black guys have have showed

832
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,079
us that that's a strategy that you can take.

833
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: And the then list, we're not seeing the path to

834
00:42:02,039 --> 00:42:04,719
my win con. We're seeing that it makes the road

835
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:11,239
wider to get to my wing con. Right, Okay, well

836
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:17,679
this is the the Nows. We're gonna move to the nows. Yes, okay,

837
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:22,840
so we've got the the Nows, the Nows.

838
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 3: Yes, what.

839
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: Uh fucking Brando, No, no, no, don't go back to

840
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:36,519
the nows. See, it's a ghost, the ghost of black. Now,

841
00:42:38,039 --> 00:42:42,119
it's a ghost ghost, spooky like black. Okay, moth yog

842
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:46,039
moth thrond physician went from number nine, number two to

843
00:42:46,119 --> 00:42:49,760
number ten. Oh no, right, and this is the final

844
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,719
fantasy areas. Yes, Emperor, Emperor, hell.

845
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 3: That's okay.

846
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: I just thought that was cool.

847
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:01,559
Speaker 3: So h yeah, that's fine. That's number two to number ten.

848
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a that's a long way to fall, that's.

849
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 3: A well yeah, but they're still on the list. We

850
00:43:08,199 --> 00:43:10,559
saw ones that went from something on the list and

851
00:43:10,679 --> 00:43:12,800
not even being on the list. That's true, So we

852
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,400
don't even know how far they felt they could have

853
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:15,679
fallen into infinity.

854
00:43:16,079 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 1: Also true. Let's let's see how the rest of the

855
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,599
Blacklist turns out here.

856
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 3: Now, the Blacklist, the Blacklist. Everybody shout up that you

857
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,199
know what it's it's it's not the Blacklist because people

858
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:28,199
are playing these cards.

859
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:30,679
Speaker 1: That what does that make it?

860
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 3: It makes it the white List.

861
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,679
Speaker 1: No, that's not okay, it's just the list.

862
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, this is nine she ray Oh look at

863
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,239
she ray again.

864
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,800
Speaker 1: Because it got better because shadow Born Apostle was printed.

865
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,719
There's a lot more interest, I would suggest in your colony.

866
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 3: Shadow Born Apostle got reprinted, Yes, because it was like

867
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,800
creeping up at five and six dollars, eight dollars for

868
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,119
a while, wasn't it. Yes, And then it got reprinted.

869
00:43:59,159 --> 00:44:03,039
Then I got the Secret Layer treatment. Remember it was

870
00:44:03,079 --> 00:44:06,320
the CCO Experience Minneapolis when Zoidi j cracked like the

871
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,360
four hundred dollars shadow Born out of his secret card

872
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,199
in the in the Secret Layer.

873
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,079
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool, that's pretty sweet.

874
00:44:13,159 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 3: He traded in for a duel land. Good for him,

875
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:20,440
good investment, Yes, yes, very smart. Cool. So Smitty ordered

876
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,800
all those white Castleburgers.

877
00:44:22,639 --> 00:44:27,760
Speaker 1: Yes, that was one of the best moments because he

878
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,239
was he was asleep in the fucking chair.

879
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,199
Speaker 3: He was the world records all the time. Smitty has

880
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,199
the world record for most times falling asleep in a chair.

881
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,599
Speaker 1: During a magic game. He was playing a game of

882
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,920
magic and he went to sleep and he was sitting

883
00:44:44,519 --> 00:44:49,800
a and he wakes up and he gets his phone

884
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,000
and doesn't say a word, doesn't play his turn, doesn't

885
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,039
say a word to anybody.

886
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,639
Speaker 3: We just acted like he got eliminated from the game.

887
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:02,079
Speaker 1: And then he goes yeah, and a half hour later,

888
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:05,039
fucking white Castle shows up with a briefcase full of

889
00:45:05,199 --> 00:45:10,159
cheeseburgers you ordered, and he hope he wakes up, those

890
00:45:10,199 --> 00:45:11,159
are my burgers.

891
00:45:11,599 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 3: It was freaking the door getting banged on. I thought

892
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,079
it was the police.

893
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, because we had already been like, yo,

894
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,119
you're gonna go on the list because you pete in

895
00:45:20,159 --> 00:45:22,840
the alley because apparently you can't pee in publican America.

896
00:45:23,159 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 3: No, can't be in public in America. Fuck with not

897
00:45:26,079 --> 00:45:28,239
with freaking Uncle Brando's too Popkins stuff.

898
00:45:31,599 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: But the guy, let's go to the next card. We've

899
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,920
talked about Charre Lotts. She's only gotten better with time.

900
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:41,280
Oh no way, here's our very very first you be

901
00:45:41,519 --> 00:45:45,719
commander coming in number seven on the modern list. Im

902
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:50,079
the storm Lord. It's from them Techmo tech The Storm

903
00:45:50,119 --> 00:45:53,719
Lord it's from the Mono Black Commander deck from Warhammer

904
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:54,719
on Deck.

905
00:45:54,639 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, Warhammer forty thousand, Yeah, Yeah. This is a three

906
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:05,719
to three for Black Black route to Artifact Creature Necron Necron. Look,

907
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,760
it's an artifact creature which which matters, and whenever one

908
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:15,199
or more artifact cards leaves your g create two two

909
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:20,000
to Necron artifact creature tokens and at the beginning of

910
00:46:20,119 --> 00:46:23,280
combat on your turn other target artifact creature you control

911
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,039
gets plus one and gains menace until and the turn

912
00:46:26,159 --> 00:46:29,039
plus two plus two. Sure. The important part there is

913
00:46:29,079 --> 00:46:34,000
when one or more artifact card leave graveyard. So instances

914
00:46:34,119 --> 00:46:38,280
of artifacts leaving your graveyard makes this trigger, and every

915
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:42,159
time that happens you get a two two.

916
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: Give two.

917
00:46:46,039 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 3: Two two twos. This card is good. It feels a

918
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:53,039
lot like the the one that you get a bat

919
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:58,639
when when it leaves your graveyard. And there's also there's

920
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:03,400
a legendary zombie from like Commander Legends that does kind

921
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,519
of the same thing, right when something leaves your graveyard

922
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,079
Tormaud maybe Merciless or whatever.

923
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,800
Speaker 1: I think so I don't remember crime Geese it is

924
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,519
the same thing too, where you commit a crime and

925
00:47:14,559 --> 00:47:15,239
you get two guys.

926
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 3: So there's some redundancy at that slot, but you could

927
00:47:18,519 --> 00:47:21,880
have probably what is the best version of it in

928
00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:28,000
your command zone. This one is surprising, really, you know,

929
00:47:28,599 --> 00:47:32,400
I think so. Granted, the Warhammer forty K decks were

930
00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:37,000
very popular, very well received. Everybody loved it and are

931
00:47:37,039 --> 00:47:40,760
clamoring for more Watsey. By the way, this is the

932
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:45,840
best deck out of the four of them, and it's

933
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,519
in a strategy that people like Mono Black Graveyard bullshit,

934
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,960
which I think is a win win win win. Like

935
00:47:54,039 --> 00:47:56,840
I've said a couple of times, every every word or

936
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:01,280
sentence or ability or piece of information on this card

937
00:48:02,079 --> 00:48:05,719
can be used for good or bad in this case

938
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:10,000
evil evil, yeah yeah, and or can be weaponized. Yes,

939
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:14,000
It's like there's no wasted text here, you know, there's like, oh,

940
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,079
we just played for this top and the rest is

941
00:48:16,159 --> 00:48:16,679
just bullshit.

942
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this one doesn't have any We play it

943
00:48:19,559 --> 00:48:20,519
for the bullshit.

944
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,599
Speaker 3: Though we would, we would, but most.

945
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,119
Speaker 1: People probably would. Let's just see number six, Ryan, let's just.

946
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 3: Six braids, new braids.

947
00:48:32,519 --> 00:48:35,280
Speaker 1: It's new braids. Well, old braids was banned for a

948
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,719
long time, so yeah, I bet you if we did

949
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,239
this list in two years old braids would be on here.

950
00:48:42,519 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 3: Old braids.

951
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 1: She hits, She just hits different new braids. Is a

952
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,199
three to three for black black one. She's a nightmare.

953
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,000
At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice

954
00:48:53,039 --> 00:48:56,920
an artifact or creature or enchantment or land or planes walker.

955
00:48:57,519 --> 00:49:01,079
If you do, each opponent can sacrifice permanent that shares

956
00:49:01,119 --> 00:49:04,599
a type. You draw a card for each opponent that doesn't,

957
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,440
and those players lose two life if.

958
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 3: They don't, I'm gonna sack my bro. You got a

959
00:49:10,079 --> 00:49:13,559
socker bro or pay two life and I draw card. Yes,

960
00:49:15,199 --> 00:49:23,400
this feels a little bit to me like slow massacre girl. No, no, no,

961
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:28,159
this card is wild card in real life, like.

962
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:34,639
Speaker 1: Us reading it. Isn't you playing against.

963
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 3: Braids, feeling how she makes you feel?

964
00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: I play braids in the ninety nine of one deck,

965
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,280
and every game I get her onto the field with

966
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,000
she immediately takes over and just fixs everybody's life up.

967
00:49:46,199 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 3: And that's at the beginning of your end step. So

968
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,840
you it's it's not like you don't have to wait

969
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,000
a hole round to the table.

970
00:49:51,159 --> 00:49:54,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, you pay three, it comes in. You pay you

971
00:49:54,880 --> 00:50:00,760
could hypothetically and this is real. Pay one on turn

972
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:07,119
one dark ritual, Braids and your turn sacrifice your fucking land,

973
00:50:07,639 --> 00:50:12,760
and if you went last, everybody else either sacks their

974
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:17,119
land they have in play, or they take two when

975
00:50:17,159 --> 00:50:23,360
you draw card. That's the reality of Braids is so

976
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:27,960
good and she's so game defining when you can if

977
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,000
you were to build around her, she'll fick your whole

978
00:50:31,039 --> 00:50:34,760
life up. She's the ultimate goth baddie. She will ruin

979
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,079
your life and you will love every moment.

980
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:40,199
Speaker 3: She will sit on your face until you stop moving. Yeah,

981
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,039
and you'll say thank you, Could I have some more?

982
00:50:43,159 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, You'll have an erection the whole time, Corby, or

983
00:50:48,119 --> 00:50:49,840
like a lady erection. I don't know what the word

984
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,719
for that is, but like whatever folts your boat, you'll

985
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,920
have it, and Braids will do it to you because

986
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,239
she's she's great.

987
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:01,519
Speaker 3: I'm gonna revise my previous sentence. I don't know if

988
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:04,039
I like that. I like the idea that that exists,

989
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,559
I don't know if i'd like playing against it, And

990
00:51:06,639 --> 00:51:08,039
I don't think it would be the kind of thing

991
00:51:08,079 --> 00:51:11,639
I like doing because I like a little bit more

992
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:16,480
engaging game in like outside of hard control sacrifice control,

993
00:51:16,599 --> 00:51:19,800
Nie stacks, not always the kind of thing I like

994
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,119
to do, because my friends don't like it. If you

995
00:51:22,199 --> 00:51:23,800
guys like doing that, I would do that all the

996
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:26,719
time because I like control decks. I like control decks

997
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:30,719
that just control and stay alive until I can combo.

998
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:36,079
I like that, but my friends don't. So yeah, this

999
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,119
card gepers creepers. She's a face sitter.

1000
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she'll sk you up bad.

1001
00:51:42,679 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 3: Cool.

1002
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:46,559
Speaker 1: So that's why she's there. She should probably be higher.

1003
00:51:46,639 --> 00:51:47,880
I was actually surprised she was.

1004
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,559
Speaker 3: Well, maybe it's because people don't like playing against her.

1005
00:51:52,519 --> 00:51:55,039
Speaker 1: Give the list time, I might not remember the list.

1006
00:51:55,599 --> 00:51:57,599
There's a couple of people being on here that I

1007
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:01,280
remember that you will reach. Consider what you just said.

1008
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,199
Let's just keep going.

1009
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,599
Speaker 3: This is number five coming up.

1010
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:12,639
Speaker 1: Yes, tiny Bones, Babble Burglar one three with is this

1011
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:17,239
the death Touch one? No, it's not, Mother as Black one, Skeleton, rogue, whatever.

1012
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:20,480
An opponent discards a card, exile it from their graveyard

1013
00:52:20,559 --> 00:52:25,639
with a stash counter on it. Of course, during your turn,

1014
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:28,800
you can play cards you don't own with stash counters

1015
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,920
on them from exile. Man I can be used as

1016
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,320
if it was any type, and you can pay some

1017
00:52:33,559 --> 00:52:36,239
number of manna and tap and tap him. Each opponent

1018
00:52:36,519 --> 00:52:39,880
discards a card activated a Sorcerer that one. So this

1019
00:52:40,119 --> 00:52:44,880
is discard dot deck, plus it's Gaunty. This is new Gaunty.

1020
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 3: This is discard dot deck New Gaunty, and it costs two. Yes,

1021
00:52:53,599 --> 00:52:59,000
I don't like it because I think it's miserableplaypattern dot deck.

1022
00:52:59,199 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: I agree, one hundred percent agree. So but I and

1023
00:53:03,119 --> 00:53:06,119
I forget if Gunty exists on the list anymore. But

1024
00:53:07,599 --> 00:53:11,119
I feel like tiny Bones Babble Burglar is the same

1025
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:16,400
deck as Gaunty, but even more miserable because taking your

1026
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,920
top card is gal whatever. Maybe I wouldn't have drawn that.

1027
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,920
That card could have been on the bottom of my libry.

1028
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,480
I never would have saw it anyway. Sure this one

1029
00:53:23,599 --> 00:53:26,159
takes something out of your hand. Maybe you kept your

1030
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:30,039
opening hand thinking okay, and then turn after turn after

1031
00:53:30,119 --> 00:53:32,360
turn and said, yeah, I discard your fucking shit and

1032
00:53:32,599 --> 00:53:36,559
it rips your hand apart, like uh, decks of old

1033
00:53:37,199 --> 00:53:40,039
turn one dark ritual like we talked about before mind

1034
00:53:40,079 --> 00:53:43,079
twist and the hypno expector and then turn then the

1035
00:53:43,159 --> 00:53:44,119
next turn is.

1036
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:48,119
Speaker 3: Dark to mind twist discard four Yeah, and now you're fucked. Yeah,

1037
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,800
And that's that's the game.

1038
00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: And I think Tiny Bones Babble Burglar aims to do

1039
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,760
that same kind of like kind of miserable play pattern,

1040
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,239
which I HATEKA but I understand why people want to

1041
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,880
do it. But I also hate it.

1042
00:54:02,119 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 3: But do we now? More important than the how is

1043
00:54:07,559 --> 00:54:11,840
the why? I think, why do people want to do this?

1044
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,679
What is it about this card that has people saying

1045
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:19,639
I want to do this thing? Is it because they

1046
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:23,320
say I want to make my opponents miserable?

1047
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: Now? If yes, those there are those people.

1048
00:54:26,159 --> 00:54:33,280
Speaker 3: If my experience on every big social media group is

1049
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:37,920
any indicator, it's yes, I want to make this miserable

1050
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,760
thing because I want to see how miserable I can

1051
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,239
make my opponents. I want to see how powerful I

1052
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:46,199
can push this thing that doesn't let them do anything

1053
00:54:46,639 --> 00:54:50,079
as if they enjoy that or think that they're going

1054
00:54:50,159 --> 00:54:53,039
to enjoy it. Because most people who ask that question

1055
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:57,679
don't have any knowledge of other players's experience outside of

1056
00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:58,199
their own.

1057
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 1: This is or don't give it any consider This is

1058
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,760
a deck that you build and then take apart like

1059
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,079
pretty quick, but.

1060
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 3: It exists on dh wreck And because people don't don't

1061
00:55:09,519 --> 00:55:10,960
delete their arcadect.

1062
00:55:10,559 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 1: List, they haven't figured it out.

1063
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 3: Yet they theory craft this list and say, hey, I

1064
00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:17,199
want to do this, and this is a thing. We

1065
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,000
haven't talked about this yet, but I know that they

1066
00:55:19,079 --> 00:55:22,599
talk about it on dhreck dot com or Edia trick

1067
00:55:22,639 --> 00:55:26,480
has because those guys are smart. Is how many people

1068
00:55:26,519 --> 00:55:30,199
are doing this in theory? How often does this actually happen?

1069
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:33,559
How often does it happen A couple times, like your

1070
00:55:33,639 --> 00:55:36,639
dragon storm deck or your whatever it was, right, your

1071
00:55:36,679 --> 00:55:39,400
tmat dragon jerk off deck, and then you take it apart,

1072
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:43,199
but it still exists on arcadect dot com. Therefore it

1073
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,559
exists in dhreck dot com.

1074
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 1: Mind doesn't.

1075
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's great. You're responsible at all, which is

1076
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,280
fucking weird of me saying that to you.

1077
00:55:51,559 --> 00:55:53,320
Speaker 1: I know, right, that's crazy.

1078
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:58,280
Speaker 3: How often do people play tiny Bones? That's that's a

1079
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,519
legitimate question. I have zero times ever played against a

1080
00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:02,320
tiny Bones deck.

1081
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,079
Speaker 1: I have seen it two times.

1082
00:56:04,159 --> 00:56:04,639
Speaker 3: Times.

1083
00:56:05,119 --> 00:56:08,519
Speaker 1: I've seen it two times, and it was at the

1084
00:56:08,559 --> 00:56:11,599
same event, same guy, And no, it wasn't the same guy,

1085
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:17,519
but the guy and the guy were like friends, so

1086
00:56:17,599 --> 00:56:19,199
I think it wasn't the same guy, but it might

1087
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:20,039
have been the same deck.

1088
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:24,079
Speaker 3: Oh, so, I actually don't hate that sharing a deck.

1089
00:56:24,159 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I've played Tiny Buddy twice, but I think

1090
00:56:27,159 --> 00:56:29,280
they were I think that they were just sharing just

1091
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:32,239
different decks or whatever. And I think in the second

1092
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,639
game it was one of those ones where it's like

1093
00:56:35,639 --> 00:56:40,599
player three and four were like, yeah, we're gonna go

1094
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:43,760
this level of power, and I'm like, okay, I'll kind

1095
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,679
of go, and then Buddy was like, I don't think

1096
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:48,519
I have anything to compete with. That asked his buddy, Hey,

1097
00:56:48,559 --> 00:56:50,400
can I borrow something that's like to compete with this

1098
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:50,840
and this and this?

1099
00:56:51,119 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1100
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,760
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, here's Tiny Bones. And I think that's how

1101
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,800
that went. That was in Calgary actually last November.

1102
00:56:57,079 --> 00:57:00,599
Speaker 3: I actually think that Tiny Bones be because it's a

1103
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:06,440
hand disruption control deck can compete above its weight class. Yes,

1104
00:57:06,559 --> 00:57:08,840
in the bracket system, because it can stop you from

1105
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,760
what you're doing very efficiently, and I think that that's

1106
00:57:12,119 --> 00:57:15,480
great for it. I think also that people don't like

1107
00:57:15,559 --> 00:57:18,199
to be stopped in that way. Yes, am I gonna

1108
00:57:18,199 --> 00:57:20,159
tell people not to play the deck? No, I'm not,

1109
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,159
because I like to sit down and play magic, especially

1110
00:57:23,199 --> 00:57:24,400
against shit I've never seen before.

1111
00:57:24,719 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: Empty hand control is shitty, but like you can do it.

1112
00:57:29,559 --> 00:57:33,199
Speaker 3: It's fine. Last thing I'll say about Tiny Bones. The

1113
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:34,960
art that you have on the screen you'd see if

1114
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,760
you're watching on YouTube, which it should be, is the

1115
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:42,079
Magic Foundation's Extended Art wide screen version. Fucking love it.

1116
00:57:42,599 --> 00:57:46,159
Speaker 1: If you're a YouTube watcher of this arc, I'm always

1117
00:57:46,239 --> 00:57:50,519
going to try and find the og printing or the

1118
00:57:50,679 --> 00:57:54,000
date stamp. One. Yeah, for the then and all of

1119
00:57:54,039 --> 00:57:56,280
the now is are going to be like the coolest art.

1120
00:57:56,519 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 3: Okay, I like that.

1121
00:57:57,639 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 1: So we're gonna see some there's some neat stop action.

1122
00:58:00,679 --> 00:58:03,239
This I remember this too. This list in particular has

1123
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,960
some pretty cool ship on it. Okaya looking cards. Okay,

1124
00:58:06,079 --> 00:58:08,760
we're while we're on number five or four whatever, that

1125
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:10,039
was fire, whatever the fun.

1126
00:58:10,119 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 3: Let's check it out.

1127
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 1: Let's see it.

1128
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 3: Apocalypse.

1129
00:58:14,679 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 1: What the goddamn card? And there's this one. I don't

1130
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,840
think this card actually needs a ton of explanation. Why

1131
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:23,159
it's here.

1132
00:58:23,199 --> 00:58:25,719
Speaker 3: It's four five for Exian praytor for four. It's a

1133
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,519
four or five for four with death touch. Fuck.

1134
00:58:28,599 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it and that's enough.

1135
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:35,239
Speaker 3: Also, we've got two more abilities, two more.

1136
00:58:35,159 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 1: Lines of text. Are they Are they good? You think

1137
00:58:38,039 --> 00:58:39,039
they're good? Let's read them?

1138
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:46,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, whenever you draw card. That's me. I gained two

1139
00:58:46,159 --> 00:58:48,800
life fully ship. That's the opposite of what black does.

1140
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:50,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, this card sucks.

1141
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:52,199
Speaker 3: Well wait, there's more.

1142
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:53,079
Speaker 1: Okay, there's more.

1143
00:58:53,440 --> 00:59:00,719
Speaker 3: Whenever an opponent draws a card, they card fucking.

1144
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 1: This card is insane, and I'm gonna I'm gonna go,

1145
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,480
I'm gonna I'm gonna flex my privilege here a little bit.

1146
00:59:07,119 --> 00:59:11,239
I opened so many of this whoa bro, can I

1147
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:13,960
have one? You could have had? I not if you

1148
00:59:14,039 --> 00:59:16,239
came to Vancouver. I probably would have given you one

1149
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:20,239
day because I traded three and in Vancouver, and I

1150
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:24,559
still have my like Ferrexian foil one and my ink

1151
00:59:24,639 --> 00:59:26,960
stay in foil one and like two of this one

1152
00:59:27,519 --> 00:59:28,239
and another one.

1153
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 3: So what your says in is I can still have one.

1154
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:34,039
Speaker 1: Probably. Okay, this card is crazy, but that's that's just

1155
00:59:34,159 --> 00:59:37,719
me talking about like it's obvious why this card is good.

1156
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 3: It's this this sheer efficiency and power, and it rewards

1157
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:44,679
you for everything you're doing and it punishes them for

1158
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:46,119
everything that they want to do.

1159
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: Yes, it's just which is just insane. It's insane. I

1160
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,360
would argue that maybe this card is better in the

1161
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,440
ninety nine because in a deck that includes something like,

1162
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:59,840
I don't know red where you can play I don't

1163
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:04,840
know wheels Like that's where this card really shines.

1164
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 3: I don't know, doesn't it just like go infinite with

1165
01:00:08,519 --> 01:00:11,880
a pay life draw card freaking demons that we just

1166
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:12,360
looked at.

1167
01:00:12,639 --> 01:00:16,719
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, pretty good, not too bad, not too bad,

1168
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:17,280
pretty good.

1169
01:00:18,519 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 3: I hate things that are not too bad.

1170
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. She goes in villis a lot, and villas is

1171
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:24,679
gonna always be in her deck because you can pay

1172
01:00:24,719 --> 01:00:28,239
two life to draw two cards and gain four life

1173
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:32,639
and do it right, right, Like, that's the kind of

1174
01:00:32,679 --> 01:00:35,320
shit that she sets up. This card is insane.

1175
01:00:35,519 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 3: Nobody who heard that for the first time does that.

1176
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,679
I don't want to be the influence of that bullshit.

1177
01:00:41,519 --> 01:00:44,599
Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, everybody ignore that. I said that just now. Yeah,

1178
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,039
elis Norn, she's the best creator.

1179
01:00:47,199 --> 01:00:50,199
Speaker 3: It's like I will edit that out and post or something.

1180
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:54,079
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna neither of you. No, but just ignore that.

1181
01:00:54,119 --> 01:00:56,079
I said that. Let's go in the card real quick, right,

1182
01:00:56,199 --> 01:00:58,559
go fucking first, goddamn it, let's pick the next one.

1183
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,880
There she is, there's my girl.

1184
01:01:02,079 --> 01:01:05,119
Speaker 3: Turget game. Change your freaking nine band card.

1185
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:09,639
Speaker 1: I think she is the last? Is she the only

1186
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:15,639
commander because in the ninety nine Turgrid is nothing in

1187
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:19,880
the command zone. Tur Grid. And again, there's an episode

1188
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:27,000
of c CEOs Sidewalk Slam that illustrates how much of

1189
01:01:27,079 --> 01:01:29,480
a menace turgrit Is and Turgrid. And I'm gonna, I'm

1190
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:31,159
gonna make this call right now for when we go

1191
01:01:31,239 --> 01:01:34,639
to Vegas. If you're going to Vegas, be fucking prepared

1192
01:01:35,079 --> 01:01:37,440
because they're printing pox.

1193
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 3: Again in Stricta and pox plague.

1194
01:01:41,079 --> 01:01:45,519
Speaker 1: And they're doing another version of Parks like megapox. Yeah,

1195
01:01:45,679 --> 01:01:50,880
so Turgrid's gonna be back, baby, and be fucking prepared

1196
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,880
because people are gonna they're gonna do this.

1197
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 3: Let's reader, she's a four or five, so she's got

1198
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:55,800
some back.

1199
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, baby, got back.

1200
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 3: She's a four five for five with mena legendary creach God.

1201
01:02:02,039 --> 01:02:08,039
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a non token permanent or discards

1202
01:02:08,119 --> 01:02:11,360
a permanent a permanent card, mind you, you may put

1203
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:15,599
that card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

1204
01:02:16,039 --> 01:02:18,679
So if you sacrifice it or discard it, I get it. Yes,

1205
01:02:19,199 --> 01:02:20,480
And do you have the other side of her?

1206
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 1: No, okay, the other side the other side of her,

1207
01:02:24,519 --> 01:02:29,760
her lantern that makes your opponent's discard cards and sackreaches. Yeah,

1208
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:32,119
so it's just if you can have both, it's amazing.

1209
01:02:32,239 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 3: But you play for you.

1210
01:02:34,119 --> 01:02:37,119
Speaker 1: Here's how it works. You play tur Grid, you play Pox,

1211
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,760
You're probably gonna win that game. I didn't on CCO

1212
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:45,079
sidewalk Slam, but that's the goal.

1213
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:50,119
Speaker 4: And people call me me bad at magic, I played

1214
01:02:50,159 --> 01:02:52,920
shields down Turgrid, and to be honest, to be fair,

1215
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:56,920
I never had anybody complain because it was I was

1216
01:02:57,039 --> 01:02:57,760
upfront about it.

1217
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 1: This does everything you think it's gonna do, and I

1218
01:03:01,159 --> 01:03:04,840
do nothing to stop you from stopping me from doing it.

1219
01:03:05,599 --> 01:03:06,519
Speaker 3: I think that that's fine.

1220
01:03:06,599 --> 01:03:09,679
Speaker 1: I have no tutors. I'm balls to the fucking wall.

1221
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:13,039
I'm doing it. I that that was my turger deck

1222
01:03:13,079 --> 01:03:14,559
and I had a lot of fun playing it.

1223
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 3: I think what you mean is nuts to the wind, Yes, yes,

1224
01:03:19,239 --> 01:03:19,760
yes to the.

1225
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: Wind, balls to the sidewalk with like the goth baddie

1226
01:03:23,039 --> 01:03:26,320
with the really high platform mode. Oh yeah, stepping on Yeah,

1227
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,599
that's that's what I did, and it was awesome.

1228
01:03:29,719 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, I didn't mind playing against the deck.

1229
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. Zero people in our regular playgroup had any complaints

1230
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,480
to say about you. Includes everyone.

1231
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:43,159
Speaker 3: You know what shuts down this deck wrath of God. Yeah,

1232
01:03:44,079 --> 01:03:46,239
you know what's actually really good against his deck? And

1233
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,679
this is a little bit of a misdemeanor or an oxymoron.

1234
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,519
Speaker 1: Anything that was a graveyard rest in peace.

1235
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:57,639
Speaker 3: Yeah that's fine. Yeah, Cyclonic rift. Cyclonic rift makes it

1236
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:02,400
so everything for everybody is fair. You tried to do

1237
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:05,960
a bunch of cheat and bullshit with Turgrid ice iclonic rift,

1238
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:08,760
and it goes back to everybody's hands so they can

1239
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:11,840
do it again. It's like as almost like a game

1240
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,400
changer and a game changer cancel each other out. It's like,

1241
01:04:16,119 --> 01:04:18,679
you know, minus ten plus positive ten equal zero.

1242
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:22,320
Speaker 1: And this is a game changer. Not because she's so good.

1243
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,199
Likes the chlonic rift, it's because it feels.

1244
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 3: It's because of the play pattern that it creates.

1245
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:31,159
Speaker 1: The play pattern of tur Grid is brutal. My Turgrid

1246
01:04:31,239 --> 01:04:34,639
deck Without tur Grid, I always felt bad because, like

1247
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:38,440
I could you can wipe a board of everything with her,

1248
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,440
and you can strip a whole player a whole table

1249
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:45,440
of hands if you want to. But like you kind

1250
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:48,000
of feel shitty because I'm not getting any.

1251
01:04:48,079 --> 01:04:50,559
Speaker 3: What are you doing to further the game? Then? It

1252
01:04:50,599 --> 01:04:52,840
feels like you're playing a stacks deck, which is kind

1253
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:57,199
of a a bracket four or five style play pattern.

1254
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 1: It feels like you're just doing something shitty for the

1255
01:05:00,119 --> 01:05:02,559
sake of being shit. I want to make my opponents

1256
01:05:02,559 --> 01:05:04,280
as miserable as I can make them.

1257
01:05:04,559 --> 01:05:08,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, no, no bad idea. If you're

1258
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:14,920
doing that pox or hard control, hand disruption stealing play pattern,

1259
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:22,079
have there be a payoff so you can somebody right

1260
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:24,320
and Turgrid gives you that ability.

1261
01:05:25,559 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 1: But let me hit you with this play smoke Stack

1262
01:05:28,079 --> 01:05:32,760
before when Turd comes around, you'll have enough to pay

1263
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:33,039
for her.

1264
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 3: I promise, smoke Stack. I haven't played a smoke stack

1265
01:05:37,039 --> 01:05:40,039
in a long time. That is the card that gave

1266
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:43,679
that archetype, that strategy, stacks. It's name just a little

1267
01:05:43,679 --> 01:05:46,679
piece of magic history. We've got a couple more here.

1268
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:48,639
Let's go Marnar.

1269
01:05:49,639 --> 01:05:53,239
Speaker 1: Mar Naar went up well because we've seen so many

1270
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:56,679
rats with our return to l Drain and our return

1271
01:05:56,840 --> 01:06:01,079
to this place, I think name might have been the

1272
01:06:01,119 --> 01:06:03,719
big one. But like so, we've already talked about Marinar.

1273
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:07,559
It's the rat deck. It's the best mono black rat commander.

1274
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:10,559
I'm gonna argue, so would this list. And if you're

1275
01:06:10,599 --> 01:06:14,599
gonna play Rats in Mono black, here's Maron ar He's

1276
01:06:14,679 --> 01:06:16,760
way higher on the list. Good for him.

1277
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:19,519
Speaker 3: Good for him. He got a promotion and you know what,

1278
01:06:19,679 --> 01:06:20,320
he deserved it.

1279
01:06:20,599 --> 01:06:22,760
Speaker 1: And you know what I'm happy about with this card specifically,

1280
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:26,639
and again we're on an MTG finance podcast. I'm glad

1281
01:06:26,719 --> 01:06:29,239
that you can get a Marinar for a buck. Hey,

1282
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,880
I don't because there was a time when you couldn't

1283
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:32,280
do that.

1284
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:36,519
Speaker 3: Can you imagine using ccation promo code of Fusion Gaming Online,

1285
01:06:37,719 --> 01:06:39,000
I can and yess than.

1286
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:42,039
Speaker 1: A buck, believe it or not. If you're watching on YouTube,

1287
01:06:42,039 --> 01:06:44,519
which you should be. The art on the screen right now.

1288
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:47,519
I did use CCO Nation promo code to buy the

1289
01:06:47,719 --> 01:06:50,239
exact art that's on the screen right.

1290
01:06:50,199 --> 01:06:52,599
Speaker 3: Now, the wide screen one from Bloomborough.

1291
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: Because I really wanted one, not because I want to

1292
01:06:55,039 --> 01:06:58,360
play relentless Rats again, because my Rats got traded in there.

1293
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:02,559
That's gone, it has sailed, I will, but I wanted

1294
01:07:02,599 --> 01:07:05,119
to keep one so that I could just remember, like, yeah,

1295
01:07:05,159 --> 01:07:07,719
this is my marind that's fucking cool.

1296
01:07:07,559 --> 01:07:08,840
Speaker 3: There and here we are.

1297
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 1: So you're such a fucking nerd, I know, I'm very sentimental.

1298
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:16,519
It turns out this is what is this number two?

1299
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,920
Let's let's see. I only remember what number one is?

1300
01:07:20,159 --> 01:07:24,079
Speaker 3: Crack him? Here we go, Here we go. This could

1301
01:07:24,119 --> 01:07:24,679
be number one?

1302
01:07:25,039 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 1: Oh did it too?

1303
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:32,039
Speaker 3: Also, Crick Crick is fucking still there.

1304
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:36,760
Speaker 1: He's number one. No, he's not number one, you freaking guy.

1305
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:43,440
Crack Crick is still number high because of course, of

1306
01:07:43,639 --> 01:07:46,239
course he fucking is for all the reasons we said

1307
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:49,840
that he's very good. He's still good. So here he is?

1308
01:07:50,199 --> 01:07:50,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1309
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:53,599
Speaker 1: Am I right? And I got the final Fantasy version.

1310
01:07:53,599 --> 01:07:57,119
I think it's the final Fantasy fourteen guy, which immediately

1311
01:07:57,199 --> 01:07:59,760
makes him less impressive. I don't but here we go.

1312
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,119
Speaker 3: I don't care about Let's.

1313
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:02,760
Speaker 1: Just do the new one. Fuck the new art. Everybody

1314
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:03,639
knows why quick is good.

1315
01:08:03,719 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 3: Everybody knows is but no, no, no, like is the

1316
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:07,000
next one coming up?

1317
01:08:07,079 --> 01:08:07,440
Speaker 5: Number one?

1318
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:10,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I I literally don't remember.

1319
01:08:10,119 --> 01:08:13,119
Speaker 3: Let's do a recap. We're doing a recap, everybody.

1320
01:08:13,159 --> 01:08:15,239
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna go back a little bit and we're gonna.

1321
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,720
Speaker 3: See Hey, We're going to see them now, ok is

1322
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:19,359
ten YEP nine.

1323
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:30,680
Speaker 5: Eight mo tech Yeah, seven grades six tony bones, five

1324
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:37,000
children four, Turgrid three, Maron Are two.

1325
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:41,840
Speaker 1: Crick Crick. I was like, oh, man, cat says it.

1326
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,880
What the fuck? Okay, what's number one?

1327
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:45,319
Speaker 3: What's your prediction?

1328
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:46,359
Speaker 1: I know what it is.

1329
01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:50,199
Speaker 3: Oh, I actually know, and I'm saying, give me a

1330
01:08:50,239 --> 01:08:51,199
prediction that isn't it?

1331
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:54,159
Speaker 1: Okay? Let me hit you with this. When I saw

1332
01:08:54,239 --> 01:08:57,039
the when I saw number one, of now, I was

1333
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:02,319
surprised because of how knew the card is. But like

1334
01:09:02,399 --> 01:09:04,600
when I really sat and thought about it's like, yeah,

1335
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:07,920
of course, of course it is, and not because of fandom,

1336
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:11,479
but because of yeah, this this does a.

1337
01:09:13,079 --> 01:09:16,359
Speaker 3: Oh is it the is it the final fantasy? Freakin'

1338
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,039
the final fantasy?

1339
01:09:19,079 --> 01:09:20,920
Speaker 1: You'll have to push the button to see where it?

1340
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,640
Speaker 3: Don't have to push the button, that's my guess. So

1341
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:23,600
I don't remember what his name is.

1342
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:25,760
Speaker 1: I I know who you mean, and you're you're right.

1343
01:09:26,279 --> 01:09:28,119
It is se Fabel.

1344
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:30,359
Speaker 3: Soldier for off fabled soldier.

1345
01:09:30,199 --> 01:09:35,079
Speaker 1: The three three for three human avatar soldier. Whenever sepharav

1346
01:09:35,279 --> 01:09:37,800
enters or attacks, you can sack a bro if you

1347
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:40,159
do draw card. That's a very black thing to do.

1348
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:44,159
Whenever another creature dies, target opponent looses a life and

1349
01:09:44,279 --> 01:09:46,359
you gain a life and this is the fourth time

1350
01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:47,920
this has happened. You flip them over.

1351
01:09:48,359 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 3: I do have the other side of this kid flips

1352
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:54,520
over to really muscly dude that looks like freaking Goku.

1353
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:58,399
Speaker 1: One Winged Angel one everybody's favorite wrestler on the Earth,

1354
01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:03,279
Kenny Omega name his finishing move one Winged Angel after Sephiroth.

1355
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:07,279
It's a five to five with flying And what does

1356
01:10:07,319 --> 01:10:11,479
this do? As this creature transforms into Cephroth wondering the Angel,

1357
01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:14,199
you get an emblem that says, whenever a creature dies,

1358
01:10:14,239 --> 01:10:16,640
target opponent loses one life and you gain one life.

1359
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:20,680
And whenever it attacks, we can sacrifice any number of

1360
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:22,880
other dudes if we do, we draw that any cards.

1361
01:10:23,199 --> 01:10:26,960
Speaker 3: Holy titty ass. Okay, let's let's let's go back in time.

1362
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:32,520
Here to Cepharroth, human avatar soldier, all relevant creature types

1363
01:10:33,359 --> 01:10:36,079
three MANA three three. So he's right on point there,

1364
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:42,239
probably on your curve, fits in above and below other aristocrats.

1365
01:10:43,119 --> 01:10:48,960
Whenever he enters, enters or attacks. Mind you draw card.

1366
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:59,439
Maggie is crying all over the place. Whenever another creature dies,

1367
01:11:00,119 --> 01:11:02,680
target opponent loses one life and you gain one life.

1368
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:05,800
Why not why not?

1369
01:11:06,199 --> 01:11:07,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, why why wouldn't it say.

1370
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:11,920
Speaker 3: That if this is the fourth time this ability is triggered,

1371
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:15,560
this turn Okay, you get an emblem.

1372
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:17,920
Speaker 1: This is an uninteractable emblem.

1373
01:11:18,079 --> 01:11:21,239
Speaker 3: This is all part of the same bullshit. Could I

1374
01:11:21,359 --> 01:11:23,399
respond to that a bunch of times and make more

1375
01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:25,840
guys die and that'll just trigger and trigger and trigger

1376
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:29,199
and trigger before it transforms. Yes, okay, but it wasn't

1377
01:11:29,239 --> 01:11:32,359
It wouldn't matter because as it transforms, you get an emblem.

1378
01:11:32,439 --> 01:11:35,319
Speaker 1: So even if he dies, Yeah, and he's.

1379
01:11:35,199 --> 01:11:41,359
Speaker 3: A five to five angel avatar that also sacrifices and

1380
01:11:41,479 --> 01:11:42,279
draws that many cards.

1381
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:47,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's it's insane. And and again I'm gonna

1382
01:11:47,039 --> 01:11:50,399
criticize a fandom I am a part of. I would

1383
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:53,000
I'm gonna say this, and you can tell me if

1384
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,560
I'm wrong in the comments, but I'm not.

1385
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:55,199
Speaker 3: Probably are.

1386
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:58,680
Speaker 1: I would argue that Sefroth is the Final Fantasy character

1387
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:07,279
that has the most finishes of Final Fantasy characters. I

1388
01:12:07,399 --> 01:12:10,399
love finishing, you know, like, if if you have finished

1389
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:13,680
to a Final Fantasy character, I would be willing to bet.

1390
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:16,159
Speaker 3: At least once it was I understand now.

1391
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:19,640
Speaker 1: And that's the thing. I'm also going to argue that

1392
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:22,079
he's a shitty villain and a badly written character. But

1393
01:12:23,319 --> 01:12:25,640
you can at me personally if you want.

1394
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:27,840
Speaker 3: Have you ever finished him?

1395
01:12:28,119 --> 01:12:28,159
Speaker 1: No?

1396
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:29,600
Speaker 3: Oh I have not.

1397
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:31,439
Speaker 1: I was one of a TIFA guy myself.

1398
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,560
Speaker 3: Okay, good, No king shame in the nation if you

1399
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:34,159
if you had?

1400
01:12:34,439 --> 01:12:36,439
Speaker 1: Oh hell no, yeah, if you're if you like, I

1401
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:39,520
understand why people dig him and think he's fucking cool,

1402
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:43,880
because he was what he was written, designed to be

1403
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:46,880
fucking cool. And then his card that came out is

1404
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:49,319
one of the most expensive cards in the set, one

1405
01:12:49,319 --> 01:12:51,399
of the most powerful cards in the set, and it's

1406
01:12:51,439 --> 01:12:55,000
a ub card that stands far and away at the

1407
01:12:55,119 --> 01:12:57,279
top of the fucking Mono blacklist.

1408
01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,760
Speaker 3: Oh okay, he's far and away, he's.

1409
01:13:00,079 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 1: I've digits above the card that came before him.

1410
01:13:03,359 --> 01:13:05,760
Speaker 3: Oh wow, let's let's look at this then.

1411
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:07,880
Speaker 1: Uh.

1412
01:13:08,359 --> 01:13:12,720
Speaker 3: In our now, we've had two universes Beyond and two

1413
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:18,560
in blue and two in white. Yes, so twenty twenty

1414
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:24,279
percent is an average of twenty is an average of

1415
01:13:24,319 --> 01:13:24,840
twenty percent.

1416
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:30,319
Speaker 1: Yes, So I think this is fine. Yeah, I think

1417
01:13:30,399 --> 01:13:33,319
that this is our first universe is Beyond at number one.

1418
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:38,319
I think that this this No was cloud no no, no, yes, okay,

1419
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:43,560
I think that this this one is I think that

1420
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:46,760
I I don't know what red or green or any

1421
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,840
of the gild colors are going to say, yeah, but

1422
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,199
I'm going to say this. I think that this one

1423
01:13:51,319 --> 01:13:54,359
is the apparition. This is it, because this, this one

1424
01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:59,520
says what every black deck wants on every single line

1425
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:02,479
of ten, every line of the card, on both sides

1426
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:05,000
of the card. This card says so much what the

1427
01:14:05,039 --> 01:14:07,319
Black deck wants to do that they had to print

1428
01:14:07,479 --> 01:14:12,640
more card on the back. So this one, obviously it's

1429
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:13,560
gonna be really high.

1430
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:14,239
Speaker 3: I give you yes.

1431
01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:16,279
Speaker 1: I'll bet you we're not going to see a number

1432
01:14:16,359 --> 01:14:18,199
number another number one. I'll bet you we're not.

1433
01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:21,760
Speaker 3: And and and everything you said is correct. The manecost,

1434
01:14:22,279 --> 01:14:26,920
the toughness, the creature types, the ability, the other ability,

1435
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,159
the other ability, the other ability, the other ability, the

1436
01:14:29,239 --> 01:14:32,880
other power, and toughness, all of that is all of

1437
01:14:33,039 --> 01:14:37,119
what the Black deck wants. The black deck that has

1438
01:14:37,239 --> 01:14:42,359
aristocrat themes or sub themes, which we also saw was

1439
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:46,920
a thing. Sacrificing also saw was a thing. Plus. This

1440
01:14:47,119 --> 01:14:51,560
is the most popular character in the most popular magic set,

1441
01:14:52,079 --> 01:14:55,880
in the most popular universes beyond franchise that we've seen.

1442
01:14:55,960 --> 01:15:04,119
So it literally checks every single box everyone and at

1443
01:15:04,279 --> 01:15:09,159
some point somebody had to be the top universes beyond Commander.

1444
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:12,399
Somebody had to be the top one. It just so

1445
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,520
happened that the top one was also the one that

1446
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,399
they gave all of the top abilities in that color to.

1447
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:20,479
So can you be mad at them? I don't think

1448
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:24,239
so them, I mean WATSI and whoever made the design

1449
01:15:24,399 --> 01:15:27,399
choices for this card, I don't think so. I've played

1450
01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:31,880
against this card one time in the ninety nine ever. Okay,

1451
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:35,199
granted it ain't that old. I own zero of this card,

1452
01:15:35,279 --> 01:15:37,760
but if I did, it would go into my lended

1453
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:41,119
deck that is an aristocrat's dat sure for the kind

1454
01:15:41,159 --> 01:15:43,199
of the most part, it would go in there and

1455
01:15:43,279 --> 01:15:46,079
I would play it. Am I going to build this deck? No,

1456
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:48,880
I've got other Mono black decks that do things that

1457
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:53,720
I think are unique or different or interesting or what

1458
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:58,279
have you, And I don't need to do this. It's fine.

1459
01:15:58,479 --> 01:16:03,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you have actually in our local playgroup. You

1460
01:16:03,079 --> 01:16:08,520
know who plays this five color Angel Aaron Smitty's son Ethan.

1461
01:16:09,119 --> 01:16:11,239
Speaker 3: This is not not who I thought you're gonna say.

1462
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:14,159
Speaker 1: And I guess it isn't a white angel, and uh,

1463
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:18,880
to be fair, to be fair, I did trade to Ethan,

1464
01:16:19,239 --> 01:16:23,640
like I think it was eight. He gave me a

1465
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:25,760
little piece of papers. Do you have any of these? Brando?

1466
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:32,239
And I was like yeah, yeah, like you want to

1467
01:16:32,279 --> 01:16:33,800
trade for him? I was like okay, sure, and I

1468
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:36,279
traded on like those eight cards. And the next game

1469
01:16:36,359 --> 01:16:38,600
he played was like yeah, I went infinite and killed

1470
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:43,319
everybody five and it was like, oh, sh no, he

1471
01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:46,000
already had. He already plays CEP.

1472
01:16:46,319 --> 01:16:50,159
Speaker 3: That's his that's his main that's his that's his main squeeze.

1473
01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:55,159
Speaker 1: That's his nor in the Wherry or Soul of Elements,

1474
01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:58,720
Animal Animal, So yeah, that's the deck that he wants

1475
01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:01,680
to just make sure it's fun good Yeah, and well, hey,

1476
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,399
you can't go wrong with this guy. He says all

1477
01:17:03,399 --> 01:17:05,600
the right words. Yeah, he says everything right, and he's

1478
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:08,880
from a cool franchise and he's pretty sweet, Like yeah,

1479
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:12,560
I think, let me see it, let me make all

1480
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,880
the let me make all the final fantasy nerds. Mad.

1481
01:17:16,039 --> 01:17:19,920
He's a pansy, asked Mama's boy. Who is large? Ooh

1482
01:17:20,199 --> 01:17:23,199
my appearance student love me. So I'm going to crash

1483
01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:27,760
media or into the Earth about it, but he's still

1484
01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:31,640
a really good commander. There you go, but let's be honest.

1485
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:34,399
Speaker 3: Fuck media is into the Earth is kind of what

1486
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:35,640
you do in magic, isn't it.

1487
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:36,840
Speaker 5: Well?

1488
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,600
Speaker 3: You literally play the card called Shiven Meteor.

1489
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:43,479
Speaker 1: Damn right. I play Star of Extinction two in the

1490
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:47,319
same deck. Here you gozep like, did it like out

1491
01:17:47,399 --> 01:17:49,399
of angst as opposed to out if I want to

1492
01:17:49,439 --> 01:17:51,520
win the game. He didn't want to win the game.

1493
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:52,720
He just wanted to be cool.

1494
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:54,119
Speaker 3: I don't know he was.

1495
01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:59,760
Speaker 1: He wrote wristcutter fucking poetry in high school and he

1496
01:18:00,119 --> 01:18:02,520
sure he did that. He had I did, and he

1497
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:05,680
had super long, sweet hair like me, pretty sure during

1498
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:08,520
his emo phase, just like me.

1499
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,199
Speaker 3: I know how lame it is.

1500
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:12,920
Speaker 1: I know because I was him.

1501
01:18:13,319 --> 01:18:14,119
Speaker 3: I got two things.

1502
01:18:14,279 --> 01:18:15,279
Speaker 1: I know how lame it is.

1503
01:18:15,439 --> 01:18:16,239
Speaker 3: Final two things.

1504
01:18:16,279 --> 01:18:20,640
Speaker 1: Okay, stop idolizing this assholes, Go out and do something

1505
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:23,439
with your life. Treat your parents and your friends and

1506
01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:26,039
the people in your life with respect, and you.

1507
01:18:26,079 --> 01:18:28,279
Speaker 3: Know what's gonna happen. You know what's gonna happen.

1508
01:18:29,079 --> 01:18:32,079
Speaker 1: You're gonna have relationships that mean something, and you're gonna

1509
01:18:32,159 --> 01:18:35,039
grow up to be a healthy, happy human being.

1510
01:18:35,359 --> 01:18:38,039
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't feel like that's what you did.

1511
01:18:39,039 --> 01:18:42,960
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm okay.

1512
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,880
Speaker 3: Probably I got two things.

1513
01:18:46,319 --> 01:18:46,640
Speaker 1: Okay.

1514
01:18:47,439 --> 01:18:50,399
Speaker 3: Sepharroth's abs not as nice as yours.

1515
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:51,199
Speaker 1: Correct.

1516
01:18:51,439 --> 01:18:55,640
Speaker 3: Correct, He's like he's got like thirty percent as mini.

1517
01:18:55,479 --> 01:18:58,079
Speaker 1: Abs as he only has six like a whim.

1518
01:18:58,239 --> 01:19:03,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brando's got like eight, yeah, twenty four like that?

1519
01:19:03,159 --> 01:19:06,920
So many abs? Your abs have six packs each? Yes, Yes,

1520
01:19:07,279 --> 01:19:07,560
it's a.

1521
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:10,199
Speaker 1: Little weird sometimes because like when I grate cheese on them,

1522
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,680
people like what are you doing? And wash clothes on

1523
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:15,199
them and I'm like, shut up, this is awesome.

1524
01:19:15,399 --> 01:19:17,319
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's like on Kung Pau enter the fist when

1525
01:19:17,359 --> 01:19:20,159
the guy's tongue has the tongue Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

1526
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:23,479
Second thing, if you wanted to get a Shiven meteor

1527
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:26,840
or a Star of Extinction or a sepher Off or

1528
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:30,479
an Aara or a Villis, where would you go to

1529
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:31,319
get those things?

1530
01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:34,399
Speaker 1: I would absolutely go to Fusion Gaming Online dot com

1531
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:36,640
and I'd check out after I added those cards to

1532
01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:39,399
my card, I would use promo code CCO Nation. I

1533
01:19:39,439 --> 01:19:44,000
would save myself five percent off and let them know

1534
01:19:44,239 --> 01:19:47,720
that their bodies at CEO podcast have sent them and

1535
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:52,000
let them know that their continuing relationship with us is

1536
01:19:52,039 --> 01:19:54,640
a good one. Yeah, So I'd get everything that I wanted,

1537
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:56,800
I'd get it in a way that I wanted, and

1538
01:19:57,159 --> 01:20:00,159
I'd help out people that entertain me every day or

1539
01:20:00,239 --> 01:20:01,880
every week. I guess, I don't know if people listen

1540
01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:02,600
to us every day.

1541
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:06,720
Speaker 3: If you do, we really listen to Commander cookouts seven

1542
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:07,279
days a week.

1543
01:20:08,039 --> 01:20:10,640
Speaker 1: If there's a there's a wrestling podcast I listen to

1544
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:13,239
and it comes out like two times a week and

1545
01:20:13,359 --> 01:20:15,239
each episode is three hours long.

1546
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:18,159
Speaker 3: And it just seems got less of a life, then

1547
01:20:18,199 --> 01:20:18,640
we do it.

1548
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:21,880
Speaker 1: Just so happens that, like that's the exact amount of

1549
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:24,600
time that I listened to podcasts throughout the weeks. It's like,

1550
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:28,079
oh man, this is cool. I like this. So if

1551
01:20:28,119 --> 01:20:32,760
you're doing that with us, we appreciate you, We really do.

1552
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:34,239
And I hope that we can bring a smile to

1553
01:20:34,319 --> 01:20:37,560
your face and enjoy to your life and that that

1554
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:38,279
actually is.

1555
01:20:38,319 --> 01:20:41,600
Speaker 3: The black stacks to your life that too.

1556
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:44,000
Speaker 1: But hey, yo, that's the best confident we can ever

1557
01:20:44,039 --> 01:20:47,359
get is when people say, yo, you've made my day better.

1558
01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:49,720
That to me, that's the best thing. So whenever we

1559
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,479
can do that that's pretty fucking cool.

1560
01:20:52,119 --> 01:20:53,720
Speaker 3: I got I got one more shout out. I got

1561
01:20:53,800 --> 01:21:00,239
one more shout out to uh petite Bobby. He's a

1562
01:21:00,319 --> 01:21:03,399
patron supporter. He just got into the discord. Pet It Bobby,

1563
01:21:04,399 --> 01:21:07,520
Bobby the stroker. Freaking guess where he lives.

1564
01:21:08,119 --> 01:21:13,439
Speaker 1: Tell me Winnipeg. Oh my god, pet it. You can't

1565
01:21:13,479 --> 01:21:15,960
pet something when it's peging you because it won't do anything.

1566
01:21:16,239 --> 01:21:18,239
Speaker 3: No pet in the shaft.

1567
01:21:18,439 --> 01:21:22,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, well of course, because that's how you fuck do it.

1568
01:21:22,439 --> 01:21:25,199
But if you pet something while it's because pegging generally

1569
01:21:25,279 --> 01:21:29,520
indicates it's silicone. And let's no kink shaming in the nation.

1570
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:29,920
Speaker 3: Okay.

1571
01:21:30,039 --> 01:21:34,920
Speaker 1: The point is, thank you Winnipeg guy for being in

1572
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,960
the nation. We're sorry, yeah, and we're sorry that you

1573
01:21:38,279 --> 01:21:42,000
stumbled into the best community that you can possibly be

1574
01:21:42,119 --> 01:21:44,119
in because we're gonna love you and we're not gonna

1575
01:21:44,159 --> 01:21:45,960
judge you, and we want to we want you to

1576
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:50,800
be a part of us, which also sounds weird. Not

1577
01:21:51,159 --> 01:21:53,079
in real life though, Like if you want to stay

1578
01:21:53,159 --> 01:21:56,680
up until five am and beat metal Slug four, let's

1579
01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:59,239
do it. Do you want to cry about it later?

1580
01:22:00,239 --> 01:22:00,920
That's cool too.

1581
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:01,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they'd be crying.

1582
01:22:02,279 --> 01:22:05,279
Speaker 1: You know what? That's okay, We're totally cool with that.

1583
01:22:05,399 --> 01:22:06,960
But then world of the story is, if you like

1584
01:22:07,039 --> 01:22:09,640
what we're doing right now Patreon dot com, slash you

1585
01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:11,800
see a podcast that allows us to keep doing what

1586
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:13,720
we're doing. It really helps out a whole lot, and

1587
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:17,359
we really appreciate it very very very much. Down in

1588
01:22:17,439 --> 01:22:19,720
the comments below a freeway to support if you would

1589
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:22,920
like to hear us do this for the ten colors.

1590
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:23,600
Speaker 3: Of the guilds.

1591
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:26,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we we would love to do it.

1592
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:30,600
I'm really enjoying this arc. Let us know, and then

1593
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:32,600
I can get the DH guys wreck on it, the

1594
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:36,039
EDH wreck guys on it. There we go to do

1595
01:22:36,159 --> 01:22:39,520
some of the work because they don't have enough to do.

1596
01:22:40,079 --> 01:22:45,359
Come help us out. And what's the what else?

1597
01:22:45,439 --> 01:22:49,560
Speaker 3: What else? We'll see you next time on another.

1598
01:22:49,399 --> 01:22:52,560
Speaker 1: Oh shit, you know what happens after black in the color?

1599
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:57,600
Holy shit? Let's do in the comments down below if

1600
01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:01,680
you can guess the number one, come Mandarin Mono red

1601
01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:03,680
from twenty nineteen until today.

1602
01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:07,079
Speaker 3: What's the list? What's the freaking top ten list? Give

1603
01:23:07,159 --> 01:23:09,880
us your prediction number one.

1604
01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:11,800
Speaker 1: Everybody knows.

1605
01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:17,039
Speaker 3: Everybody knows it too easy, too easy. What's the top ten.

1606
01:23:17,279 --> 01:23:18,960
Speaker 1: Let's just doo easy. Let's do it because it was

1607
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,359
a commander that I played, and it might have led

1608
01:23:21,399 --> 01:23:24,840
into one of the better Commander Cookout experience moments of

1609
01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:27,039
all time. And we're going to tell you about that

1610
01:23:27,239 --> 01:23:33,000
next week on the next exciting episode of Commander Cookout

1611
01:23:33,159 --> 01:23:33,880
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