Speaker 1: Hopefully you like the lights down load a turning low
Speaker 1: just for you, baby, and hopefully ready because it's time.
Speaker 2: It's about to get weird.
Speaker 1: Be preparing for it to get weird.
Speaker 2: Things are gonna get weird.
Speaker 3: It's getting weird.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's get it weird.
Speaker 2: Let's get it word where get?
Speaker 3: Where?
Speaker 2: Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
Speaker 1: I'm ready listening a two hundred and fifth episode of
Speaker 1: Let's Get Weird.
Speaker 3: FU trying to say a lot get you get it?
Speaker 1: Going on?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Hopefully with that kind of sending, no, we can get
Speaker 1: the three oh five, then we can believe pitbull line
Speaker 1: we hung out of? Two years ago? Was that last year?
Speaker 4: I don't remember. I feel like I'm pit pulled out
Speaker 4: between you guys the freaking the toast?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, because Rob does the toast too much.
Speaker 3: You guys see Rob.
Speaker 1: In case you didn't know, you see that video of
Speaker 1: Piple doing the toast. That's from our Hotney nine to
Speaker 1: five jingle ball Person of My Capital one.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Two years ago?
Speaker 1: Was that last year? I don't remember, dude, I don't
Speaker 1: remember we did last year, but it was from one
Speaker 1: of them, and I think it was from its two
Speaker 1: years ago, and we we got to drink with Piple
Speaker 1: because our interview went really well with him. It was
Speaker 1: it was two years ago, that's correct. Uh. Last year
Speaker 1: we didn't do an interview because of a haircut. Ah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you remember. It was a state. He was a state
Speaker 1: in the south. Okay, cool. I don't know anyway, but
Speaker 1: we did that and he gave us his piple alcohol.
Speaker 1: It was the heales. I can't remember.
Speaker 2: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: And you did well. You do every jingle boll and
Speaker 1: sit in the same area instead of floating around with everybody.
Speaker 1: That's what leads to the magic. You're floating around.
Speaker 2: I'm the magic.
Speaker 1: That's true. That is true, the magic in my heart base.
Speaker 2: I'm so mad.
Speaker 3: Why don't you.
Speaker 1: Give me sweet kisses anymore?
Speaker 2: Because your wife said I thought more didn't like it.
Speaker 1: She's being funny.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, it's fine.
Speaker 1: It's because Lindsay, isn't it.
Speaker 3: She said sweet kids.
Speaker 2: About our sweet kids?
Speaker 4: Now she does now she knows about sweet kisses because
Speaker 4: she listens.
Speaker 1: So thank you to americ and I think you'll find out.
Speaker 1: She'll find out this this week.
Speaker 2: Oh, man when I slapped that booty at.
Speaker 1: Your Okay, Yeah, but yeah, so Rob was in that
Speaker 1: and his face was he was only on visible in it.
Speaker 1: Back to there and so he's been riding that high
Speaker 1: for two years.
Speaker 2: For two years now. It's even on his social media.
Speaker 1: The guy I'm gonna be doing a jingle ball again.
Speaker 1: I could tell you I'll walk away. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I quit. I know what it is, dollar
Speaker 1: dollar jingle balls next week. We're excited for that, are we?
Speaker 1: Did you get your sweater yet?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's in my mailbox at my things are hen
Speaker 4: pick it up today.
Speaker 1: And see if it works. You know, my jackets all wrinkley, so.
Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta just let it. Uh its it.
Speaker 2: I guess I got stealing right.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think this is the closest year I've
Speaker 1: lived in jingle Ball, So I'm excited for that. On
Speaker 1: to drive an hour from jingle Ball home at night anymore?
Speaker 1: So you don't need a hotel, No, I was just
Speaker 1: saying for everybody else who.
Speaker 2: Needs a hotel, you do. I lived two minutes away.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I would treat what apartment number sixty something at the Gables, right?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I don't live there anymore. Okay, close though close, very
Speaker 1: close across the streets, someone's saying. Some would say, can't
Speaker 1: go far for no way, but we're excited for that.
Speaker 1: We got the holiday party this week at John's. You
Speaker 1: know we both want a thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: I have a ticket raid this Saturday at Montgomery. I
Speaker 4: have him one to three pm.
Speaker 1: I have a Commander's watch party this Sunday at the
Speaker 1: Green Turtle and Navy Yard, so we work in it.
Speaker 1: I think I also have jingle ball tickets. Maybe yes,
Speaker 1: some commander stuff, but I got jingle are gonna be
Speaker 1: the Navy Yard Green.
Speaker 2: Honey, you can hang out.
Speaker 1: CF was right there. It is right there. You probably
Speaker 1: gotta do something fresh DF you anyway, I do keep.
Speaker 1: I'll get you some cheese fries.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got those last off for the promo kids.
Speaker 2: They were really good. The Turtle like, hey, we're gonna
Speaker 2: split this, were like, I'm gonna pay for it, Like, yeah.
Speaker 1: I'll pay for it. Okay if you like, if you
Speaker 1: come to my event, I'll pay for you, baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with a missus allowance.
Speaker 1: When she comes to Uh, she care she wants, but
Speaker 1: I mean she didn't care I mean, I love the commandity.
Speaker 1: She's not really in a football like we are. Because
Speaker 1: you're always dominating fantasy right now. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: How are you dominating because I'm going so many because
Speaker 4: I pay attention.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what you really do.
Speaker 1: But really that's the main thing is pay attention and
Speaker 1: make sure you if you want something and added to
Speaker 1: your fantasy football team, added immediately because you get DIBs
Speaker 1: on everybody else.
Speaker 3: Yeah you do.
Speaker 1: On the Wednesdays, yeah you do.
Speaker 4: And the home I'm trying to go to the fantasy
Speaker 4: right now to see. I hate the Yahoo app because
Speaker 4: I don't get it sometimes.
Speaker 2: And it's if you have two leagues. All right, so
Speaker 2: you're eleven and three?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, brother, I was on defeated for a while.
Speaker 1: I think I was like nine and oh three. I
Speaker 1: got mainly because it was a three way time. Allen
Speaker 1: as my quarterback. Josh Allen, Sorry Josh, oh, Josh Allen,
Speaker 1: thank you. Hayley Seinfeld.
Speaker 4: Oh but Jessin Jefferson's also good. T Higgins, you have
Speaker 4: no good running back Philly's defense.
Speaker 1: I have Cuba and Tony Pollard. They're just not my
Speaker 1: bench right on my bench right now because they're going
Speaker 1: to do good next week.
Speaker 2: Who's Cubabb, Who's Chubb?
Speaker 1: He's the Panthers running back and Tony Poller is the
Speaker 1: only good thing on the Titans right now, so he's
Speaker 1: definitely getting traded next year or something. That's football sports.
Speaker 2: There's sports for it. Wait, can you show how we
Speaker 2: did how I took?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta go to the last week.
Speaker 4: Matchups where matchup matchups alright.
Speaker 1: Then clicked that they switched it in four team beat
Speaker 1: you by five point.
Speaker 2: Five points because Jared Allen had Josh Allen.
Speaker 1: T Higgins yesterday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you had Brown got you twenty one points,
Speaker 4: and you have Neighbors Guide.
Speaker 1: I got the good player on all the bad teams
Speaker 1: pretty much. Yeah, I're excited. Did you buy that big
Speaker 1: gift for someone special that you're supposed to buy that
Speaker 1: you're supposed to buy yesterday at a certain big box store.
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: He listens so randomly.
Speaker 2: Well, because he found your podcast on the.
Speaker 4: YouTube, so pumped he was like, daddy, look it's hoodie.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, buppy, he's got a podcast, and he
Speaker 4: puts all the clips on YouTube.
Speaker 2: And then I was showing him your videos and then
Speaker 2: he was like, these are too long. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, Max, we get it.
Speaker 1: You have a ten span of you eight year old.
Speaker 2: But I did. I went yesterday.
Speaker 4: And the funny thing is I looked online first as
Speaker 4: they had in stock, and it said zero it's out
Speaker 4: of stock. So then I called the store like, ohyeah,
Speaker 4: we got fifty of them, fifty fifty of them. Yeah,
Speaker 4: oh this, I got the new one, the Slimmer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with a disc or no dis yeah, just in case,
Speaker 1: especially if he asks for games. Yeah, people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know how.
Speaker 2: What Max is going to listen to this? What am
Speaker 2: I going to do now with my Xbox?
Speaker 1: I mean, we mainly use my Xbox as the media
Speaker 1: player because what I've noticed being an Xbox person to
Speaker 1: a PlayStation person, then the UI is a little faster
Speaker 1: on the Xbox compared to PlayStation. So if I put
Speaker 1: Hulu on both, it'll load up faster on Xbox. And then
Speaker 1: went on PlayStation. But mineus so many mine three years
Speaker 1: that's old. Maybe just put in Max's room for like,
Speaker 1: if you want to watch DVS.
Speaker 2: No, we're not putting anything. No, we're not putting the
Speaker 2: TV in.
Speaker 1: His room or for you if you want to watch DVDs.
Speaker 2: I have all the streaming services on my fire stick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well then you don't need it. You can probably
Speaker 1: get rid of it.
Speaker 2: Does game? Would games stop by it? Will they give
Speaker 2: me credit.
Speaker 1: Like twenty bucks?
Speaker 2: Put it towards that. What's the game that he wants
Speaker 2: to get?
Speaker 4: The instro whatever good that comes with the bundle, but
Speaker 4: not gonna go buy the.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so there. So the PlayStation if you buy one,
Speaker 1: heads up this holiday season because pro tips from Hoodie,
Speaker 1: it comes with a free game that's mostly like a
Speaker 1: demo tech getting of tests how the game, the console works.
Speaker 1: But they made an actual full sixty seventy dollars video
Speaker 1: game on it that came out this year. That's actually
Speaker 1: one of the best video games this year.
Speaker 2: Oh is it? Really?
Speaker 1: It's not many for the game of the year.
Speaker 2: I gotta buy that too. Crap, we want to target later, so.
Speaker 1: I will say, probably get that. He just liked baseball,
Speaker 1: so I don't need to get that. Ratchet and Clank
Speaker 1: is I think would be a good one for him too.
Speaker 1: Now another dumb tech question. It's a kid it's a
Speaker 1: kid friendly.
Speaker 4: It's very colorful, so I have Fortnite on the Xbox.
Speaker 4: All I gotta do is just log into Fortnite.
Speaker 1: And connect your PlayStation account to whatever you have.
Speaker 2: I don't have a PlayStation account.
Speaker 1: You're you're gonna make one. Oh, like you know how
Speaker 1: you have Xbox Live. It's mister er or whatever. They
Speaker 1: do the same thing and then Fortnite. How it works
Speaker 1: is you can connect like the switch and Xbox on
Speaker 1: mine or I'll connect it. So when I had the
Speaker 1: PlayStation one, everything from that moved over. So you have
Speaker 1: to figure out do you want to connect Max's switch
Speaker 1: again or do you want to connect what you had
Speaker 1: for your Xbox.
Speaker 4: I got to connect all of them because he uses
Speaker 4: my mister Eric V account.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so whoever is using the PlayStation when you all
Speaker 1: play Fortnite, whoever is going to use the PlayStation mostly
Speaker 1: probably you need to put your epic account connected to it.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Oh, so whatever the Xbox is right now, because I
Speaker 1: know you play the Xbox One right.
Speaker 2: But it's it's not the mister Eric V Max.
Speaker 1: Using Yeah, the the beabear or whatever. How do I
Speaker 1: put that over? Just like connect, it's just be sign
Speaker 1: in and connect it.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what the log.
Speaker 1: For Eric's happen. It's like, hey, it's the modern install
Speaker 1: the batteries of its day.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 1: Able to start fresh if you don't connect it sickles.
Speaker 1: Maybe the v Bucks is probably Bucks. I don't know
Speaker 1: that many I don't do we want to buy the
Speaker 1: hot to go moat.
Speaker 2: By the way, you didn't seem interested in it.
Speaker 1: I sent that to you and tagged you. I was like,
Speaker 1: we need to buy this x.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, I mean maybe we should.
Speaker 1: Maybe, I think because I probably have enough V Bucks
Speaker 1: to buy on a moat.
Speaker 2: It's not cheap.
Speaker 1: It's like six hundred probably so usually Okay, sure, but hey,
Speaker 1: don't you I didn't yawn at all today, baby, that's
Speaker 1: on you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I got two hours of sleep last night.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's on you.
Speaker 2: I had a great time with the your schedule.
Speaker 1: But that's not on anyone else, not.
Speaker 4: On anyone else's You're right, I'm not saying I'm not
Speaker 4: blaming you. I already got called condescending today, so I'm
Speaker 4: not trying to be condescending trying to weasel this topic,
Speaker 4: and are you not trying to weasel any topic in?
Speaker 4: I know how you get when I try to do this,
Speaker 4: you don't like it. You'd rather stay out of all
Speaker 4: the stay out of the podrama politics.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I like to fight fire with fire because crazy soum
Speaker 4: the bitch and the wars happened.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and wars need to happen. Damn it. We're not friend,
Speaker 5: It's fine. But what I'm about to say is about
Speaker 5: to make you feel a whole lot better. Yes, I
Speaker 5: want to hear this story this weekend. What happened this
Speaker 5: weekend to you?
Speaker 1: I was violated? What I my leg was violated?
Speaker 2: What did Moore say?
Speaker 3: More?
Speaker 1: I felt bad for me?
Speaker 2: But why did she say anything? Because we're in a
Speaker 2: movie theater. Say something?
Speaker 4: Say something onto you seriously.
Speaker 1: But as we saw what, I took more and I
Speaker 1: took her sister and her mom to go see Wicketing.
Speaker 1: Uh huh there first time, our second time? Correct, great love.
Speaker 1: It had a great time. They enjoyed the movie. We
Speaker 1: went to a regal in Hawthorne area, So at Springfield.
Speaker 2: Where the hell is that?
Speaker 1: It's exactly because here's a fun thing we found out
Speaker 1: when looking at tickets. There's two regals in Springfield on
Speaker 1: Springfield Mall and there's this one that's Lily five minutes
Speaker 1: down the road, and we're like, why is like when
Speaker 1: we booked the tickets, like why is this theater completely empty?
Speaker 1: And we were like, ohways a bad ass Savara because
Speaker 1: she you know, she lives in that area. And she's like, no,
Speaker 1: everyone just goes the other one. The theater was like
Speaker 1: not fool really, but you're like, I could see why this.
Speaker 1: No one goes.
Speaker 2: Strip Mall is its own building. Uh yeah, Strip Mall Like.
Speaker 1: There's Panara and a bunch of stuff around it. But
Speaker 1: we with the pan pan.
Speaker 2: Before craving pan Pan too, buddy.
Speaker 1: I just had it. So I know it's okay, can
Speaker 1: only macacheese so much?
Speaker 4: You know I don't get the mac and cheese, Okay,
Speaker 4: well I do, so so basic needs pepper in it.
Speaker 1: Honestly it needs some season. And yeah, so we get
Speaker 1: in theater. Great, love it. We you know, we got
Speaker 1: the middle seats. Uh, we get in there, Moore's mom
Speaker 1: seats squeaky. We're like, all right, cool, that's toy. Okay,
Speaker 1: no one's sitting next to us, so scoot down and
Speaker 1: they did great. So that happens. Trailers started so many
Speaker 1: more commercials played in trailers nowadays, especially in Regal. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't think I'm a fan of Regal. Right.
Speaker 1: I didn't like the audio quality of the theater either.
Speaker 1: It might just be that theater too, But we could start.
Speaker 1: So all of a sudden, this couple comes up. I
Speaker 1: have my jacket next to me, thinking, no, surelie, no
Speaker 1: one's gonna sit next to me. If people come late,
Speaker 1: they won't have a seat immediately next to someone else.
Speaker 1: That's common courtesy. You know, leave a gap nowadays when
Speaker 1: the theaters. When the theater's empty, you leave a gap.
Speaker 3: It's empty.
Speaker 1: So just you guys, I mean it was. It wasn't
Speaker 1: empty empty, but like where like we were the only
Speaker 1: ones in our row. Yeah, and like they could have
Speaker 1: definitely sad anywhere else. So this couple, I don't know
Speaker 1: how old they were. They seemed a little bit older,
Speaker 1: maybe a little bit older than you. So like forty
Speaker 1: four or forty five or something like that.
Speaker 2: Only forty two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit older is three years than your baby.
Speaker 2: Okay, in front of the dog.
Speaker 1: Sitting next to me, they're lowed off the rip. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's okay. They just came from outside. All right, they're
Speaker 1: getting settled whatever they'll settle in. Turns out they smuggled wine,
Speaker 1: and which I'm not mad about. Smart Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I brought in mcdonal whole ass McDonald's me. I've seen
Speaker 1: people bring Chipotle and do what you gotta do get
Speaker 1: that money. Uh, brought their own cups two hours and
Speaker 1: forty one minutes, that wicked man that is it is
Speaker 1: and they started drinking. I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: that's the okay. All of a sudden find out the
Speaker 1: woman in this relationship does not like Ariana ground or Glinda, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know which one.
Speaker 1: She did like every time Glinda popped up. She's like,
Speaker 1: I hate this bitch. Fucked this bitch. I hate these
Speaker 1: are things She's saying. I'm not making these up. I'm
Speaker 1: not in Bellichen at all. And I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: that's fine, Like I get it whatever. I've seen it twice,
Speaker 1: so I'm taking the bullet here or whatever. Uh. She
Speaker 1: then proceeds to make her guy go four different times
Speaker 1: outside to consessus stand.
Speaker 2: To get what.
Speaker 1: I don't know it didn't come back with that, so
Speaker 1: that she's just sitting next to me alone or whatever.
Speaker 1: More is on my right, she's on my left. Then
Speaker 1: when the guy comes back the last time. This is
Speaker 1: maybe like two songs into the movie, by the way,
Speaker 1: it was like twenty five thirty minutes into the movie. Wow,
Speaker 1: I see lifts up her feet. I'm like, she's taking
Speaker 1: her shoes off. She's taking her shoes off. I know,
Speaker 1: but this is not a recliner seats, by the way.
Speaker 1: These are normal stadium seats, so like there's not a
Speaker 1: lot of built in gap or whatever. If people were
Speaker 1: to sit in front of us, they'd be right there too.
Speaker 1: She puts her dogs on the seat on top. So
Speaker 1: if you're like, oh, if you have a problem with
Speaker 1: sanitariness in a movie theater, and she's the reason why,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, cool. She gets up, goes
Speaker 1: the bathroom three times, probably because she's drink a lot
Speaker 1: of wine times, and now she's going left. So that's okay,
Speaker 1: we're in the middle. That's totally fine. Find out she
Speaker 1: didn't put her shoes back on to leave the theater,
Speaker 1: so she's walking around barefoot. I'll tell you, well, she's
Speaker 1: wearing socks. I know why because I'll tell you a
Speaker 1: little bit. Around the theater I'm hoping she didn't go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom because she would have walked bare sock
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I'm really hoping about what I'm about
Speaker 1: to tell you what happened is she decides, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lay hors on my boyfriend or husband or whatever,
Speaker 1: lifts his armress up. I don't blame you for that.
Speaker 1: It's tokay. I for you're a couple. You don't get coupley.
Speaker 1: She goes full horizontal, not oh, let me lean in there,
Speaker 1: full horizontal. You want to know why her feet grazed
Speaker 1: my leg? And I know she had fuzzy socks on,
Speaker 1: and that's did she rest them on you? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: was like, so I look and she's shouting random stuff.
Speaker 1: There's a point in the movie where like, uh sent
Speaker 1: to revokes character on the Grande have this heart to heart.
Speaker 1: It's dead quiet. She goes, I fucking hate this bitch.
Speaker 1: It's trying to get a reaction out of everybody. No
Speaker 1: one says anything. She's like because the audience isn't with me,
Speaker 1: and everyone heard that shit, Like, what the hell did
Speaker 1: you complain?
Speaker 2: I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to
Speaker 2: be that guy at.
Speaker 6: The theater that caused the ruckus, because I feel if
Speaker 6: I caused the ruckus, things were gonna ruckus, you would
Speaker 6: agree movie to the people put the person next to
Speaker 6: me something.
Speaker 1: Then I was like, all right, fine, whatever, like I'll move,
Speaker 1: I'll move my legs over. And then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: she's stretching her legs out more.
Speaker 3: So they gonna be even closer.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm gonna say something. Boyfriend's passed out
Speaker 1: because he drank too much.
Speaker 2: Wine three times.
Speaker 1: His wife or whatever went into the bathroom. And then
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, cool, I'm gonna fight fire a fire.
Speaker 1: Just start kicking her to get her feet away, and
Speaker 1: she moved them a little bit. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: all right, great, I got my seat back. I put
Speaker 1: my legs in. I'm like, all right, let me let
Speaker 1: me see my little space spread out a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's my space.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, I feel fuzziness in the back
Speaker 1: of my leg. She's this decided to scoop around the
Speaker 1: back of the leg and put like her feet around
Speaker 1: so they kind of like hooked my leg in, Like
Speaker 1: what the hell is going on here? And then I
Speaker 1: said it. I went and I vice scripted her legs
Speaker 1: into the position like against the seat, and then she
Speaker 1: moved them away. Then it got real quiet because she
Speaker 1: also passed out. And I know they passed out because
Speaker 1: the movie ended defying gravity. That's a pretty heroic moment.
Speaker 1: Whatever credits roll, we're leaving, they're stagnant, staying there, not
Speaker 1: doing anything at all. Both passed out they fell asleep.
Speaker 1: I got violated.
Speaker 3: Why did you say something?
Speaker 2: I know what to do, buddy.
Speaker 4: You gotta say something or have more say something or
Speaker 4: be like excuse me, excuse me, part am or have
Speaker 4: more go get the MANI or while you're getting.
Speaker 1: The thing in me instinctfully was like, this is Morris
Speaker 1: sisters and Mom's first time seeing this movie. I want
Speaker 1: them to enjoy it as much as they could and
Speaker 1: not be like, oh, something happened and tarnishes the movie
Speaker 1: for him.
Speaker 4: You know, I get I get where you're coming from,
Speaker 4: but I would have been like, yo, homie, get your.
Speaker 2: Feet off me. That's putting feet on somebody.
Speaker 1: Is weird.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 1: Never going to that theater again, never, never boy life.
Speaker 1: But it does it does mean, like, man, I appreciate
Speaker 1: that where it's quiet and you can do you can
Speaker 1: like you can passive aggressively write it on a note
Speaker 1: and they'll serve it to come do it and they'll
Speaker 1: do it for you. Like I didn't do anything at all.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: Kicking out of the theater.
Speaker 2: That's a punk witter do it.
Speaker 1: No, that's the smart way.
Speaker 2: It's the condescending way. Well, at least now we know.
Speaker 4: Never go to that Springfield Regal, not at the mall,
Speaker 4: not that one, the one in the Strip mall, or
Speaker 4: else you'll get your feet.
Speaker 1: Not byana in the walmart.
Speaker 4: Get attacked by a woman in Fuzzy Suck get you.
Speaker 4: She was rubbing up against your legs.
Speaker 1: I think at one point she was filming the movie.
Speaker 1: For sure, I saw the red camera record button. If
Speaker 1: you're on an iPhone, you totally not supposed to do that.
Speaker 2: But that's a guesst.
Speaker 3: What is that? What is it? It's the FBI. What
Speaker 3: is it called.
Speaker 4: I don't know because I was talking to Lindsay about
Speaker 4: it last week because they're talking about like watching movies illegally,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, you can still get arrested and gets
Speaker 4: at the jail for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even if you post it and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: they didn't catch me. They'll get you, catch you, they
Speaker 1: will catch you. But yeah, just avoid that theater at
Speaker 1: all costs. But well, you can't avoid Eric. It's something
Speaker 1: I hear off in the distance that he has to
Speaker 1: look for it. It's good, it's far off in the distance.
Speaker 1: That's not in that one. You went the wrong one,
Speaker 1: the wrong.
Speaker 2: One, daddy, O, it's time.
Speaker 3: His name name? Who is he?
Speaker 1: He did not and voice, uh, okay cool. This is
Speaker 1: where we read actual misic connections from Washington, DC dot
Speaker 1: Craigslist dot org. Maybe you know I'm on there talking
Speaker 1: about I got foot seed with this At Footseed, this.
Speaker 3: Guy like the white boy in the seat.
Speaker 1: She had a white boy next to her. So oh,
Speaker 1: I also tell you for to mention that, uh, no
Speaker 1: one sat next on the other side of the boyfriend.
Speaker 1: So but times she had come back from the bathroom,
Speaker 1: why not sit on the other side and your boyfriend
Speaker 1: no one was sitting on.
Speaker 4: People are so weird when it comes to movie theater seats.
Speaker 4: They like have to sit in their seat they bought.
Speaker 1: Well, like you have to now because you have to
Speaker 1: reserve a seat. But by the time the movie starts
Speaker 1: you can see that no one. Yeah, yeah, that's why.
Speaker 1: Like More's mom and her sister moved over one because
Speaker 1: no one was sitting next to us because of the
Speaker 1: squeaky seat. But they decided, no, we're gonna stay where
Speaker 1: we're at, even though we came late after Like if
Speaker 1: they were there before, okay, cool, but like we were
Speaker 1: there well before they were.
Speaker 2: You got a little foot action.
Speaker 3: Who do you got?
Speaker 2: Footy?
Speaker 1: I didn't like it.
Speaker 4: You know you did not like it, and not like
Speaker 4: knowing you, you did not to burn those pants. Also
Speaker 4: shocked your wife didn't get up me like he's my man?
Speaker 1: Well, because I would go like Laura, Laura, it's happening again.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, save me, What do I do?
Speaker 3: How did I get out of this?
Speaker 1: But let's read some misconnections. Uh, these are real people
Speaker 1: finding love with the dmv oh. I like this one
Speaker 1: trying to find the handsome guy from the Spy Museum.
Speaker 1: I gotta go any long one. Whoa, Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: a long shot, but I had to try. You were
Speaker 1: a tall guy six one sixty six, I bad eye, bearded,
Speaker 1: blue eyes, and had a locked and his shirt on.
Speaker 1: You were doodling in a notebook. When I saw you,
Speaker 1: we briefly made eye contact, and I thought your smile
Speaker 1: such a great smile. By the way I saw you smile,
Speaker 1: which was a great smile. I thought you were super cute,
Speaker 1: but didn't have the confidence or time to stop and
Speaker 1: ask for your number. You see this, I was a
Speaker 1: girl of brown hair wearing a teal beanie, black boots,
Speaker 1: black turtleneck, and then eighties winter jacket. Would love to
Speaker 1: take you to a dinner, fress, coffee, good conversation, and cadoodling.
Speaker 1: I think she meant canodling, noodleodling. Next one a what's
Speaker 1: a b d L? Adult baby diaper lover? It's the
Speaker 1: same guy every every month. People say the same things.
Speaker 2: Blonde mom with the dentist.
Speaker 1: Her at the dentist an hour ago.
Speaker 2: I saw the smile when you looked at me.
Speaker 4: You're pretty cute yourself, write me if you see this,
Speaker 4: I'd love to see that smile again.
Speaker 1: It was just your dentist, That's all. That's all it was.
Speaker 1: We've read this one before. Uh ooh okay, Siki. Women
Speaker 1: who are members of the prominent bubble club Capital let's
Speaker 1: look it up. Eric bubble Club, bubble.
Speaker 4: Club urban dictionary Urban urban dictionary a club at which
Speaker 4: people join per se.
Speaker 2: Click it okay.
Speaker 1: A club in which people join at the place of employment.
Speaker 1: Aka you go out to drinks, kissing upper managements behind
Speaker 1: and do weird things behind office doors.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, all right, two thousand and nine, though seeking
Speaker 4: women who are part of that.
Speaker 1: All right. I don't expect this to see the lot today.
Speaker 1: It did, but if it makes it through and you
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, well we should probably chat chick.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that's probably an HR violation in the making.
Speaker 2: So I don't think boba klup be the same thing like.
Speaker 4: You were at Ross with for female friends Silver Spring
Speaker 4: seven hours ago, two girls at Ross and Rockville that
Speaker 4: went to the bathroom together and stream out and I
Speaker 4: saw and I was by the door, and you both
Speaker 4: looked over at me and made my heart slip a beat, not.
Speaker 1: Skip slip slip a beat, so like it died and
Speaker 1: came back.
Speaker 4: I died and came back to you, my dear, If
Speaker 4: that was you, that was one of the two girls,
Speaker 4: let me know. That's literally no punctuation, nor grammar, nor anything.
Speaker 4: I had a read it like that, sure good luck.
Speaker 1: Pen pal friend Fairfax. I think this might be your
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Speaker 2: You're a pen pal guy hoodie.
Speaker 1: I mean everyone had a pen pole one point. You
Speaker 1: didn't have one back in.
Speaker 2: Elementary school and do that stuff in private school.
Speaker 1: In elementary school, hope that's what the public's us US
Speaker 1: kids in public school did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't do that.
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Speaker 1: from area, changing funny emails about life and just an
Speaker 1: easy work data distraction points. To start off, what's your
Speaker 1: favorite XPIST gift you received as a child. Three places
Speaker 1: you want to visit in the next five years if
Speaker 1: you had a superpower for one hour a week.
Speaker 2: What is it and why lye?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's go out. Your favorite Axis gift you
Speaker 1: received as a.
Speaker 2: Child the original Nintendo on it back in the day.
Speaker 1: Okay, the we for Andrew. Three places you want to
Speaker 1: visit the next five years.
Speaker 2: London middaying and.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Barcelona, Canada Disney World again. Yeah I've
Speaker 1: never been. I really want to drive through the border thing.
Speaker 1: But more went's to fly But that's okay that one,
Speaker 1: and I would like to go to Mexico. I've never
Speaker 1: been to Mexico. Is beautiful. Yeah, we'll get there one day.
Speaker 1: And if you had a superpower, you already said flying
Speaker 1: for one hour a week? What is it? Aren't flying mine?
Speaker 1: It would be teleportation so I don't have to sit
Speaker 1: here and trapping.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I.
Speaker 1: Know, right, because flying here's the thing. Eighteen miles, eighteen
Speaker 1: miles teleportation. I'm there already, baby. Yeah, I want Nightcrawler
Speaker 1: powers where I leave the trail of behind me going.
Speaker 2: You have to see where you're going this way flying
Speaker 2: you no.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes they're like, hey, just get us there, and
Speaker 1: it's always like, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know where we're going.
Speaker 1: And then it works, you know. It's all happens with
Speaker 1: Nightcrawler X Men ninety ninety seven. Good tell you man,
Speaker 1: that fifth episode you watched that, you watched all you'd
Speaker 1: love that fifth episode.
Speaker 2: I gotta watch that. I gotta watch Blink twice. I'm
Speaker 2: slacking on stuff that I need to watch.
Speaker 1: You do too, busy, Well, you're not slacking on is
Speaker 1: listening to us where you can see us everywhere on
Speaker 1: all the social media's at Andrew Hoodie with the y
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Speaker 1: Gotta be a great week ahead. We probably won't be
Speaker 1: doing a lot to get weird. It'll be a late
Speaker 1: one probably next week, probably on a Thursday, just because
Speaker 1: we we'll see, Yeah, maybe have a Christmas party recap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll do that one. All right. So we're back Monday
Speaker 1: talking about the intern John's Chrismas party. What went down?
Speaker 1: How Eric stayed until three in the morning. Did I
Speaker 1: think you're going on? I think you're gonna be like, this.
Speaker 2: Is lindsay, this is my life? And then yeah, welcome
Speaker 2: to Brazil.
Speaker 6: Remember he does that in the movie like Fast five,
Speaker 6: Bring it back to.
Speaker 1: The Brazil Man. You know that that last movie is
Speaker 1: supposed to come out next year?
Speaker 3: Is it really?
Speaker 1: And you remember he's supposed to die because there was
Speaker 1: a damn that blew up at the end of that movie.
Speaker 1: I watch the We gotta watch all of them. You
Speaker 1: went to a Fast Fast and interview for this podcast?
Speaker 3: No? Why not?
Speaker 2: Actually they're not. All of them are on streaming except.
Speaker 1: The last one is all on Peacock.
Speaker 2: Are you sure you got that?
Speaker 1: You got the you got the cock on your phone?
Speaker 4: I got the right here I don't think they're all
Speaker 4: on here speaking speak.
Speaker 1: Don't want to say so fast and all right, you
Speaker 1: got fast X, which is the last one? Nine, I'm
Speaker 1: just shocked fast and Fearce, what's that one?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Well we can watch the recent ones and because the
Speaker 1: other ones are on Netflix, Okay, well we got you
Speaker 1: got that too, I have so all right, maybe we'll
Speaker 1: do that, but you'll plan it out the ten weeks
Speaker 1: before Transformers, before the last one comes out, we'll do
Speaker 1: that ahead. But we hope you have a great week.
Speaker 1: Jingle Ball. Jingle Ball is next week. Tokyo so good.
Speaker 1: Don't sleep on Tokyo. Drift theme song alone is amazing,
Speaker 1: too fast. But have a great week. And I always
Speaker 1: remember it's okay to be weird.
Speaker 3: Family.
Speaker 1: It got weird, didn't it.
Speaker 3: Yah,