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the problem with you, guys is that I have shared

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my heart. I've told you about Manifestation. I've told you

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about the retention rates. I've told you about the portals

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that we use for the comment boards. And everyone is

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Sutton goes, babe, babe, see that's what we're talking about.

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Talk about your children, okay, and then Amanda starts talking

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about our kids and how they're fucking losers and they

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don't make any money. And they go, oh, actually, you

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know what, let's just move on. Hey, bitches now, I

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don't want to do it like that. Yeah, but we

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did it like that. It's bad TV. I'm Dylan. That's

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Pat Ruby is calling in from Parts Unknown.

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Speaker 2: Hi, jel Hi Pat.

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Speaker 3: How are you great to be here?

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Speaker 1: Caitlin, Oh, the gang is here. We're here to talk

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about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Before we get

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into that, The Real Housewives of Rhode Island will be

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a Patreon dot com slash another podcast network coming up

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very soon. I am a little concerned about this show

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because when I heard Rhode Island, I thought, oh, the

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old money Robert Baron Turn of the century twentieth century

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kind of money is not satisfied with being able to

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buy humans, you know, they now want to taste of fame.

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That's what I thought this show was going to be there,

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letting the cameras into the illegal ivory hallways of their

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own their domiciles. But now this is actually just someone

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from Bachelor and Paradise and her friends acerned about that.

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Speaker 3: It's I've seen both the first two episodes. It's it's new.

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First off, it's great. It is new money. Ashley I

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the Crier isn't actually from Rhode Island, doesn't know anything.

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Speaker 1: About and what money does Ashley the Crier, So what

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are we doing here?

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Speaker 3: Well, we're having fun. There's a They'll enjoy it. You

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enjoy it, Okay, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm not worry more about.

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Speaker 3: The Valley, which will be cover for free.

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Speaker 1: You're worried about the Valley.

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Speaker 3: I'm concerned.

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Speaker 1: Should we just do the podcast that we've always wanted

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to do, where we just break down episodes of family feud?

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Speaker 3: Maybe?

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Speaker 1: I honestly think if an episode is is if Bravo

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fails us, if Bravo fails us, which means they've failed

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the audience, you know, the customers. We should just say

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we're not even going to Magnif I with a response,

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We're gonna watch family Food for thirty minutes and cover it, people.

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Speaker 3: Would probably enjoy that.

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Speaker 1: I think they was sorry.

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Speaker 3: This is so self serving. When I ran into Schwartz

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about six months ago at Petco, by the way, they

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better show his lizard that he was buying food for

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at Petco, and he walked by me and I said Hey, Swartz,

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and he turned around because we had made eye contact

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for he clearly recognized me as mocking him for three

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and a half years. He gave me a death stare

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for a full thirty seconds, like he was gonna punch me.

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I felt like Katie did when he poured a full

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drink of vodka overhead with cameras around him, or in

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the first season where he covered who do he pour

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a beer over? I think it was Shena. He's an

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angry little bastard. I don't like him. He's a fraud.

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I'm gonna have a tough time covering him. I'll tell

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you my best that.

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Speaker 1: Rubes is Schwartz's number one fan. Ruby loves Tom Schwartz,

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don't you do?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 3: Do?

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Speaker 1: All right? We are in Italy. It as our last

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evening or last night in Tuscany. What happened to the

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banana milkshakes? Oh they're over there. No, I'm okay.

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Speaker 3: I want to say this. I think we're ramping up

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the season. I think we might get back and then

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we're going to start seeing trailers for their union.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they already did they do the seating chart?

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They already did it, right.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Interesting.

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Speaker 3: Ruby's getting married next week.

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Speaker 1: So very exciting, very exciting. I'm not actually going to

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black out. I don't like blacking out. I have an

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alcohol poison kind of thing where I just throw up.

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I'm not fun. I'm no fun. But I'll have a cocktail.

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Speaker 2: Hope, my god.

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Speaker 3: I'll have a couple. But it's gonna be early.

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Speaker 1: And do you have appetizers?

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Speaker 1: Is you little or dev little toast points or anything like that?

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Speaker 2: Can I can I actually tell you something I do?

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Speaker 4: One of them? This is what I'm most excited about.

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Haven't even eaten it, won't eat it. They're a little

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little one bitter beef Wellington's with little sauce on.

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Speaker 2: It just came with it. We had to pick like five.

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Speaker 1: Oh, okay, got it? Yeah, you don't even need beef.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I don't, I don't. What does it look like?

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Speaker 1: Got it? Let's get into this episode of the Real

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Housewives of Beverly Hills. I want to start with my

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babyes because last week I mentioned that I feared that

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Amana may be gaining ground on these women because they're

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so bad at having genuine animosity or conflict. Okay, so

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we get a little sloppy when we're truly inventing things

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to get upset about. Right, So with Amanda, let's take

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Bos for example, who really really screwed the pooch last week.

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an annoying, grading likely con woman, right, But Bo's will

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turn it into this very, very big thing where it's

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about the heart of the person, the heart of the

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business woman. And that's where we start to just pull

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at arbitrary horseshit and you seed ground to Amanda, who

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is just in the pocket. And I really think that

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phoenix tonight in that we found out that Bo's do

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Speaker 3: They're in the same same They're in the same space.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're in the same space. They're both doing horseshit,

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and Amanda's just way better at the horseshit than Bo's is.

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Speaker 3: Uh sorry, I'm not stepping on your baby, no please,

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was doing this her first episode where she was introduced

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she was doing a life coaching seminar. Yes, but it

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is pretty It's pretty revealing that Bo's would just go

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after her because they are kind of doing the same thing.

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good episode. I'm starting to believe that Dereit is Bobby

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Fisher correct about everything. Now. She seems to be, you know,

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pissing in bottles and duct taping the window shut. But

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I do think that she's actually correct when she says,

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these women are trying to pull a cannibal like maneuver

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around my flank and kill me, and that's on display tonight.

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Kyle is as rat like as she has been all season. Tonight.

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She is a snarling rat. Ninety babies. Wow, pat okay,

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you know why don't we go rubes?

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Speaker 3: Okay, she's getting married next week.

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Speaker 4: I thought that this episode was a lot more fun

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than I expected it to be because I learned things.

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I didn't know that Bo's was also a fraudulent queen.

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I was unaware that Erica could make me laugh as

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hard as she did.

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Speaker 1: Quick break for a Patty cookie. Patty's just having a

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little cookie, real quick quick break for that.

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Speaker 2: Oh first and only mail of the day for him.

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Speaker 1: No, this is actually his second cookie of the day.

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Had a couple of the gang over last night and

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there were some extra cookies laying around, so he's popping

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Speaker 3: Of the day.

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Speaker 1: Good for you, Patty, Good for you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead, okay.

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Speaker 4: Erica during the scene where they were bullying to made

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me laugh incredibly when she was just ordering the gelato.

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I just I loved her this episode. Uh, Juri should

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be referred to as Bobby moving forward, right. I didn't

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think it could happen. I had a lot of fun

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in Italy this week. Ninety two babies.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna have to make me quiet, baby, that's right, baby.

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Speaker 3: You don't even know how to do it. Baby.

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Speaker 1: I was just telling you to stop interrupting me. Never

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has anyone haven't told me to stop talking, baby, and

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I'll never do it. I haven't done it my entire life.

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No one treads on me. Okay, I was just it

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wasn't that big. I'm just saying.

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Speaker 3: Anyways, all right, I follow a lot of Housewives Facebook groups.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, and I.

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Speaker 3: Cannot tell you how divided people are.

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Speaker 1: Your ankles look great today.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. How the fans are of this particular franchise

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are on the cast. Some people love Kyle, some people

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hate her. Clearly, I am with people that hate.

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Speaker 1: Kyle loves Kyle.

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Speaker 3: Well, can I say this? I think excuse me, I'm joking.

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Chocolate chip, Yeah, Kyle's annoying.

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Speaker 1: Those looked to have a really good texture.

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Speaker 3: Oh, those are good cookies.

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Speaker 1: You don't like a crispy cookie.

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Speaker 3: No, it's got to be soft and mushy.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm so surprised that the popularity of tats,

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you know, tats in the green bag.

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Speaker 3: That's what they are. No, those are tats, at least

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one of them are tates.

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Speaker 1: Tats is a crisp.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I have two different types of Oh

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Speaker 1: Yet chips a hoy recently? No, it's disgusting.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't eat.

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Speaker 4: Those, Dylan. Can I tell you something? I did have

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them recently? I did not so bad vile. Don't eat

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them if you haven't had them, Let them live in

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your memory as they were, because they're inedible.

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Speaker 1: Just just a chemical sludge of dough and chocolate. It's

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really bad. Yep. Sorry, That's why I'm trying to get

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them out of all our foods.

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Speaker 3: Now, I'm gonna drink wine for that hackey bit.

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Speaker 1: We have to be drinking milk. But also I do support.

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Speaker 5: Spraying. Life is late on everything.

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Speaker 1: We can zoom for national security.

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Speaker 2: Cheryl, Cheryl Dylan, he picked that voice?

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Speaker 1: No, he did, He really did.

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Speaker 3: Before we lose any more listeners.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, sorry for our MAHA fans.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Carl Kyle is annoying. That's why people hate her.

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But what she says is it wrong?

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Speaker 1: No, it's the way she goes about it. Such a

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fucking sick thing, all right, is everything?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay? Is det all over the fucking place?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Is does Duri put on a fake accent. Yeah, okay,

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she's that's pretty much what she's saying this entire episode.

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Speaker 2: Yeah okay, but pat the issue is, and thank you.

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Speaker 4: I think Rachel at one point is like, I'm around

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people that are like this all the time.

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Speaker 2: Why do you care so much? Kyle?

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Speaker 4: Why do you care so much? It's because she hates

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her so deeply, and I think it's fun to watch.

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Speaker 3: But why, Rachel Zough You've been filming for two months

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and you've already said, as they pointed out with looking

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back three times, how annoyed you are with her being late,

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working with her for ten years.

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Speaker 1: Patty always devil's advocate on this show. He always it's

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such a valuable thing, because otherwise it would just be

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a just a column of vitriol and bile towards, you know,

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the people that we love. But in comes pat an

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agent of complete chaos, sticking up for people like Kyle

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Richard's and Amanda Patuli what's her last name?

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Speaker 3: Who cares? Francis No, but Rachel Zoe says at some

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point in this episode that she's basically Switzerland. I haven't

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been around this enough to even comment on Oh, whoa,

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whoa whoa, whoa. And then when you were in the

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vans with Drid, it's clearly you've picked a side.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 3: The other thing Bose, as I've pointed out, is completely

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in the mud and not good at it and abandoning

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all her principles of the high road being a mentor.

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I think Variety or the Hollywood Reporter, after the third

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episode of her first season, wrote an article talking about,

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this is the first house housewife that is now teaching

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other women how you can be better on this show.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you remember that movie? What fucking

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grotesque think piece? Naivete? Go ahead, rubs.

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Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, I vaguely recall it is

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a joke of an SNL piece. They can think that

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this is something that should exist just in the.

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Speaker 1: World, right, Yeah, because everyone who's watched Housewives, even half

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a season, you can pick up on this is a

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long con effort to publicly and ritually humiliate women of

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a certain age. That's what the show is about. It

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what it's for.

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Speaker 3: By the way, that the fact that that article was written,

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that's not bo'ss problem. Like Bose has a mission. She's

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coming to here and making good sure, but the fact

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that some idiot wrote that that does not serve anybody.

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Speaker 1: Well, Bo's will be a semi national embarrassment within a

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season and a half.

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Speaker 3: Last note, Deree, what is going on here? My gut

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initially was some either a lack of pills or a

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lot of pills. I now think and this is sad,

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and I'm not making light of this. I think it

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is late on set, some kind of OCD. You know

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how you have to test doors a certain number of times? Yeah, yeah,

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I used to have it more when I was a kid.

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I completely got rid of it if I didn't go

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through this certain ritual of touching.

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Speaker 1: I think you're right. I think you're right. I hadn't

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thought about that, but I think that she's probably, Yeah,

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she's dealing with she probably has a disorder.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's also a self important witch. Right, So the

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combo of those two, you're going to be really late

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to things.

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Speaker 4: Go ahead, Rubs, But if you think about the witch

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also going through what she's going through with her kids

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and her ex husband, I think there may be slow

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cracks starting to form and reality is slipping in and

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it's really really, it's not able to be absorbed, and

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it manifests itself in all sorts of ways.

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Speaker 2: And I think that's what we're seeing here, right.

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Speaker 1: Because I don't think women usually look through their purse

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for that long, right, because that's kind of a man thing.

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Like I'll look at a refrigerator and I can't see

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what I'm looking for, and then I'll do a little

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Dorothy twirl and It'll appear right in front of me.

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It was there the whole time. I just couldn't see it.

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It's kind of like a crazy thing.

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Speaker 3: But haven't you ever done the thing like if I

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don't do this fourteen times, my mom will die.

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Speaker 1: I do a thing where I I always have to

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kiss a certain part of the refrigerator for my daughter.

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I know that's weird, but I also I've gotten over

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this too. But the door's locking thing? Did I lock

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the door got to go back? Did I lock the

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door got to go back?

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Speaker 3: You know something like that? Nothing like that anyway, not enough.

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I think it was mentioned once in this episode OCD thing.

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But anyway, I think it's that all right anyway. Fourteen

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Babies a great episode.

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Speaker 1: Caitlyn, how many babys don't you dare say fifty babays,

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why not?

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Speaker 3: That's his score.

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Speaker 1: Fifteen babys, that's his score. You're right. It's our last

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night in Tuscany, and I just have to say it was.

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It was a quick glance. We were afforded. The breakfast

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spread at this villa.

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Speaker 3: Is just.

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Speaker 1: Beautiful and and and I know that the housewives aren't

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on a game show, but why is Trader so good?

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They have eggs, they have underwripe, honeydew and cantalobe, and

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they have if they're lucky, slices of nova. That's it, Okay,

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they're essentially prisoners of war. These women are afforded all

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of these luxuries, and there are too many croissants. Okay,

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I think that we should. What I'm saying is, I

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think we should start starving the housewives. Sorry, not for

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a weight thing, for a mental thing before.

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Speaker 3: Before we start. Yeah, two notes, sorry, the audience loves

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when Patty talks.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 3: Throw up two tangents.

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Speaker 1: One.

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Speaker 3: As we know now, the Bachelorette has been thrown in

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the garbage this season.

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Speaker 1: Oh the footage.

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Speaker 3: The rumor is they are quickly trying to pull together

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a replacement season starring Moura from Traders.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, have you heard the same thing I have?

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Speaker 2: And I don't think?

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Speaker 4: I think? Okay, she is way too on the rise,

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way too good, whatever you want it. She wants to

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date like like Leo. She's not going to go for

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a fucking loser influencer that has like twelve hundred followers

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on Instagram guitar. Let me rephrase don't yeah, okay, fair enough.

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Speaker 3: Second thing, you refer to the nice spread these ladies had, Yes,

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it's this beautiful villa. Have you ever heard the quote

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or the adage young is wasted on the youth? Okay,

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I have a play on that. Beautiful dinners are wasted

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on the housewives.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 3: The end of this episode, we have that beautiful view,

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those beautiful dinners, the beautiful ambiance. None of it is

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a appreciated because they're fucking fighting.

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Speaker 1: Let's all raise a glass, right, remember we're here, everybody.

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We want to say it's a fantastic dinner. You think

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bos for.

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Speaker 3: Saying the dinners are wasted on the housewives. Anybody would

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die to get these experiences, and none of them appreciate

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it because they're too busy being anxious about gearing up

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a confrontation. Yeah, let's begin the episode.

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Speaker 1: It's tough to always look at life this way. It's

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not a practical thing to do because so much of

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the world does not live in these conditions. But it's

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important to remember that there are people in this world

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that are really really struggling incomprehensibly so and when you

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think about that, and then you look at these women

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doing what these women are doing, it can make you

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actually physically ill. They're just some of the most abhorrant

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representations of humanity we could possibly imagine. But they're of

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trying to be representatives of humanity. They're just trying to

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fight with one another in Tuscany. So anyways, lighting up

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Sudden and Aman to have a little chat. And speaking

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of little these beds are just flat out inappropriate for

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the housewives.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't allow elves to them, yeah, little people.

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Speaker 1: With that being said, I do think that the beds

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should get smaller for everyone. I'm just trying to make

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the housewives a little bit like the first half of

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Full Middle Jacket. I think it would be better for

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the French.

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Speaker 3: But I do want to jump back because the first

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scene we actually get del as we wake up in

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that beautiful villa. Is Bo's and Zoe taking a little sun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, Zoe tans like Ruby would tan.

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Speaker 3: And you know, Caddy Patty is wide awake with them

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in the boarding, you know, and I have to say,

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with Caddy Patties, what are you there? Yeah, Caddy Patti's here,

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wide awake? Is Rachel Zoe in her look? Is her

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look tattooed on her body? This Caddy Patty again? Her

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six inch heels aren't like a tramp stamp, you know, uh,

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you know her, It's not like her favorite Aerosmith album

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is like on her back. You know, you can't, you

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can't take that off. But the six inch heels on

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her feet, you can. You know, girlfriend, feel free to

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take off, take off that outfit, get the sun in.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: You're on vacation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead, you just you can't.

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Speaker 2: It can't be done. It won't come off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And the shoes take them off? No, so she hates feet?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, No, it's a really good point that what

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is Rachel's What does she wear when she's watching Netflix?

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You know, we were afforded, We were afforded a really

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rare glimpse in to the normalcy of one Erika Girardi

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who's living in a poolhouse watching Netflix and she's just

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crushing a bag of something from Trader Joe's. Right. We

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rarely see that. It's always all glammed up. We're doing

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a kid's birthday party, you know, it's it's all this

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big affair, right. We don't have any like normalcy with

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these people. I don't know what Rachel Zoe is doing

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when she's just at home. Is she a calftan on

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the couch?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? So here's what I think she does. If she

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is ever, she's probably in robe like calftan houseware. And

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if she's not, she's in like a beautiful matching cashmir

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set or something, right.

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Speaker 1: Right, Well, lifestyles are the rich and the famous. They're

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always complaining in Good Charlotte. I think one of them's

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dead alive, Okay, Sutton, you know what?

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Speaker 3: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: I thought one got involved in a plane crash or something.

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Speaker 3: Once married to uh Cameron Diaz. The other one's married

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to the simple life girl.

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Speaker 1: No way married to Cameron Diaz. You didn't know that,

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Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Benji, I think and the other one I don't

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think is married to the Simpson anymore.

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Speaker 2: I think they got divorced.

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Speaker 3: Not Simpson, Richie Richie.

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Speaker 2: Oh who was actually Simpson married to Nicholas.

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Speaker 3: Now he's married to Diana Ross's son and they're still married.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, then they're cute.

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Speaker 1: Lionel Richie's face is so big now he's eighty.

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Speaker 4: Uh he said he doesn't he doesn't believe in love.

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Speaker 3: By the way, Diana Ross, that kid's dad, Diana Ross

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and him went mountain climbing. She kicked him off the

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fucking mountain. He was a billionaire. She fucking kicked him

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right off the fucking mountain.

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Speaker 1: He's done, he's dead.

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Speaker 3: She's got his billion dollars now.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, I do the same thing. So Sutton

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is showing up for work. She says that when we

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were in the car, I want to tell you something

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happened that was very distance. Erica pulled up the chet

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robot thing. I don't know what you call that, but

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they found some things and we're reading it out loud.

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She's on the verge of tears. She's moved by the

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harshness of this act. And this is where I go.

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Bobby Fisher duct taping the windows. Is she correct? Because

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I'm very very confused why Sutton is essentially emotionally submissive

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to Amanda in this moment. Maybe I'm reading it to Macavelian, like,

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but like, what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: I have a theory, but I want to hear rubies.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well I kind of when she was like, Amanda

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has no bad bones in her body out loud, said oh,

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even if I don't necessarily know if they're bad, I

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think they're shifty.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on?

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Speaker 4: Sudden? She used your pillow as a desk and seventy

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two hours ago, you really you really disliked this person.

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This feels like Sutton woke up, took pills, and now

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we're here.

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Speaker 1: Pop yo. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, let me just say

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this really quickly, and I'm maybe going to get us

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into trouble. But it's also important to remember that she

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used the passing of her child as a way to

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disarm conflict at a dinner that she went to, even

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though it was the anniversary of said child's passing. So

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maybe not bad, but definitely fucking weird.

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Speaker 3: I black that out of my memory. Yeah, here's my theory,

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and it's a horrible, cynical one. But I believe the

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housewives clearly read the comments about what people say about

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their overall arc on a particular season. I think this

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is Sutton's redemption. I think she's trying to play nice here,

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and she's trying. She's realizing that Bose is being mean,

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dere eats off in her, Bobby Bobby Fisher, Yeah, and

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Rachel Zoe's being particularly mean. Also, all successful women, and

468
00:25:53,559 --> 00:25:57,440
you also have a younger successful person and they're all

469
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,680
being fucking mean. Yeah, and Sutton's gonna be the one

470
00:25:59,720 --> 00:25:59,920
for ten.

471
00:26:00,599 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 1: You're saying, when you're playing war games, you have to

472
00:26:02,759 --> 00:26:03,559
have alliances.

473
00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:05,759
Speaker 3: You have to well, you have to stick up for

474
00:26:05,799 --> 00:26:09,359
the one that's not really sticking up for herself. And

475
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,680
I think it's a good play for Suton.

476
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 1: Actually, well, we'll see. Amanda says that bos is jealous

477
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,519
because her business doesn't make any money and hers makes

478
00:26:16,559 --> 00:26:19,640
millions of dollars. And Amanda really Amanda is out, she

479
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,200
gets she gets wimpy, she does that thing where.

480
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,759
Speaker 3: She goes, oh, can I say this?

481
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: My eyes are falling out of my head.

482
00:26:28,599 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 3: If I'm a pr person and I could be working

483
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,079
with Amanda through this like, you know how Bose has

484
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,640
four people in this villa helping her with all the

485
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,720
looks and stuff. I would just be with Amanda going

486
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,720
all right, cool it with the baby voice. Shit.

487
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

488
00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 3: Also, stop mentioning that you're the breadwinner. Stop mentioning that

489
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,599
your fiance is a fucking loser.

490
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, drop. Ninety percent of who you are is what I'm.

491
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 3: Saying, that your fiance makes. You make in a month,

492
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,599
what your fiance makes in her all that stuff, and

493
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,720
stop everything that you say, stop saying it's about your business,

494
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,559
and ninety percent of this will be cleared up. Bring

495
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,759
up some stuff about your life and start asking questions

496
00:27:09,759 --> 00:27:10,519
about the other women.

497
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,839
Speaker 1: Right, So, you, as a PR person, would say change

498
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,759
almost everything everything about what you present, right right, right.

499
00:27:15,839 --> 00:27:18,519
And my most important thing is if I was a

500
00:27:18,599 --> 00:27:21,920
PR person, I'd say, let's choose one milk. Let's just

501
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,119
pick one milk, right, one milk.

502
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 3: I'm like the Geico guy that sits by the old

503
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,799
people going hey, yeah, you're changing your tires over there.

504
00:27:32,079 --> 00:27:33,680
I'm the guy that goes, hey, don't ask that.

505
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: Strang to that question, right right, Rubes, go ahead.

506
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 4: She would be the only thing that would be Worse

507
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,759
than having to be her publicist would be the responses

508
00:27:43,799 --> 00:27:45,880
she'd give you, because you'd be like, Okay, Amanda, people

509
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,119
aren't the milk is too much, We need to pick one,

510
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,119
and she'd be like, well, I don't think that ceremonial grade,

511
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,359
Mancha tis good.

512
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 2: With one milk?

513
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you want me to not enjoy my latte, right,

514
00:27:56,839 --> 00:27:59,240
and yes, that's exactly what we're asking.

515
00:27:59,319 --> 00:28:00,759
Speaker 2: Okay, speak to me like that.

516
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. But then you would be like, yes, I want

517
00:28:04,279 --> 00:28:05,839
you to pick one milk, and then she would go,

518
00:28:06,279 --> 00:28:10,559
do you know how short live is for so much

519
00:28:10,599 --> 00:28:15,000
of us. To pick one milk would be to diminish

520
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,640
the brief.

521
00:28:18,039 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 2: And then you quit.

522
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: Kylen sneezed. I fucking hate when he sneezed. God, I

523
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,960
can't stand that. All right, let's get to breakfast before

524
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,640
I just blow a gasket a kitlin, all right. Kyle

525
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,680
is still blown away by Natalie's revolting behavior, and Kyle's

526
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,920
chemical imbalance is really on display here. Not having Natalie

527
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,680
involved in the show really in any way, shape or form,

528
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:49,079
makes Kyle's manic lashing out at her even weirder. It

529
00:28:49,119 --> 00:28:53,279
doesn't make any sense, and at breakfast, she starts talking

530
00:28:53,279 --> 00:28:56,039
about how disgusting it is that Natalie lied, and Kathy

531
00:28:56,119 --> 00:29:01,759
goes Kyle, and Kyle says, Kathy, I'm your sister. Okay,

532
00:29:01,839 --> 00:29:05,200
who's fucking side are you gonna pick? And if I

533
00:29:05,319 --> 00:29:08,400
was Kathy, I would just I would say no side.

534
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,759
We all lie. It's not a big deal, babe. But

535
00:29:12,039 --> 00:29:13,400
Kathy just picks her battles.

536
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,559
Speaker 3: By the way, there's two things mixed into this conversation.

537
00:29:16,759 --> 00:29:19,440
It gets kind of convoluted because she also then brings

538
00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:22,920
up Dret as well. Yes, and this is when you

539
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:23,960
know I'm older than you.

540
00:29:24,079 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: Two failed marriage of Conrad Hilton and Jajah.

541
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,039
Speaker 3: By the way, if Conrad Hilton was alive today, and

542
00:29:30,319 --> 00:29:33,440
this is I'm not like exaggerating. If he was alive today,

543
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,359
he'd be one hundred and seventy six years old. Yeah,

544
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:36,680
that's why I love the reference.

545
00:29:36,759 --> 00:29:38,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, and real vampire.

546
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 3: He had married Jajah gaboor H the original Do you

547
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,359
know who Jajah Gabor is? Ruby?

548
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 2: Yes, Patrick, I do?

549
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I think they invented the the Golden Globes

550
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,519
to give her an award.

551
00:29:55,640 --> 00:30:00,599
Speaker 3: Really, I think so, the original Diva. Yeah, Okay, he's wonderful.

552
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,559
She punched a cop when she was eighty nine. I'll

553
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,680
kill you because he pulled her over when she was

554
00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:12,119
with expired tags on her in her Rose Royce. Yeah yeah,

555
00:30:12,359 --> 00:30:16,720
on Rodeo drive and she fucking swung and punched him

556
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,039
in the fucking face. Yeah, and they gave her three

557
00:30:19,119 --> 00:30:22,480
days in the pokey god eighty nine.

558
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: I would I don't care how old she is. If

559
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,839
jah a boor took a swing at me and I

560
00:30:26,839 --> 00:30:29,119
was a peace officer, i'd front kicker straight to the ground.

561
00:30:29,319 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 3: I think he did, by the way, not to be

562
00:30:31,559 --> 00:30:36,960
in her cell mate. Hey, hey, Josh, can you you

563
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,839
stuff this ball of crack in your asshole?

564
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: Hey, Jaja, we're having beans tonight. You want any I

565
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,400
heat it up? This this cand lid for you if

566
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,559
you in case you want to eat some bushes baked bean.

567
00:30:47,799 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm going to talk to my boyfriend on the

568
00:30:49,759 --> 00:30:50,440
bowl later.

569
00:30:51,079 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

570
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 3: But oh yeah. She had one of the most famous

571
00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:57,720
quotes ever. She said, do it in her voice, Oh babe,

572
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,799
I'm I'm a great housekeeper. Do you know? I won't

573
00:31:04,839 --> 00:31:07,480
know how I get that name. Every time I get

574
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,799
a divorce, I keep the house.

575
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah, Wow, that's really good.

576
00:31:14,559 --> 00:31:16,839
Speaker 3: By the way, this is a sad story. I hate

577
00:31:16,839 --> 00:31:21,079
that I know too much about her. Died at ninety nine.

578
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:23,519
She was on life support because she asked to be

579
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,240
in case they could resuscitate her for five fucking years

580
00:31:28,039 --> 00:31:28,839
in a coma.

581
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: I have another house to keep, baby.

582
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 3: That's right. Maybe I'll marry again. I'll keep that fucking

583
00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:34,880
house too. But I'm dead.

584
00:31:35,319 --> 00:31:39,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I do it. Oops, you're dead. Yeah, sorry,

585
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:44,079
she's Jane, Yeah she is. She was the first swamp rat. Okay,

586
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,880
so because we've got to stomp grapes, we go to well,

587
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,720
Darita is late once again, we should say, and we

588
00:31:50,759 --> 00:31:54,200
go to stomp grapes. Now, dearit and Kyle and Erica

589
00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:58,599
Jane baby will go off to an odd place. It's

590
00:31:58,599 --> 00:32:01,079
like kind of like the churn Noble of Italy. Though.

591
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 3: This is one place. This is where rich people normally

592
00:32:04,039 --> 00:32:08,839
go to hunt humans, well actually specific humans. These are

593
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,640
where college kids got kidnapped. And this is where, By

594
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,759
the way, my wife the other day, this is how

595
00:32:14,839 --> 00:32:17,839
far she's getting into these conspiracy things. She actually thinks

596
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:23,000
rich people do pay to hunt people. Yeah, oh, you

597
00:32:23,039 --> 00:32:24,480
think that happens too.

598
00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:29,039
Speaker 2: Wouldn't shock me, shock me.

599
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,039
Speaker 1: I don't think that they're in the hunting spirit. I

600
00:32:32,039 --> 00:32:37,880
think they're probably more in the kind of pig on

601
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,920
a platter kind of thing. But I don't know. I mean,

602
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,799
who knows. We're not in those circles. We're too good

603
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:43,279
of people.

604
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,359
Speaker 4: It's not the lack of billions of dollars. It's just

605
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,400
because we're too good.

606
00:32:51,559 --> 00:32:55,119
Speaker 1: That's why we're not there exactly. Because if me and

607
00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:58,559
you and Pat, maybe Calen, although I think Calen would

608
00:32:58,599 --> 00:33:04,640
be a turncoat, start just eating people so quickly we would.

609
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,680
We would round a corner and he would have a

610
00:33:06,799 --> 00:33:08,960
rib in his hands, and we would be like, what

611
00:33:09,079 --> 00:33:13,319
is going on, dude? It tastes good. It's a fucking

612
00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:16,960
it's a child from Detroit. What are you doing? You

613
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,200
can't eat that? But I feel like all of us

614
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:25,079
would go, hey, hey, not cool, not cool, guys. We

615
00:33:25,119 --> 00:33:27,519
would really snuff it out and we would be killed

616
00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:32,680
for it. So anyways, we're stopping grapes and the host

617
00:33:32,799 --> 00:33:36,799
is way too much. If I was fun, no, isn't

618
00:33:36,799 --> 00:33:37,400
that stuff fun?

619
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 3: No? It's not.

620
00:33:38,079 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think yeah, this is the villa man, it's.

621
00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: The villa man.

622
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 3: Oh well, you can't forget that smile once you saw it.

623
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,519
Speaker 1: Now, I usually go to these things pretty high, and

624
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:51,559
I should stop doing that. But if I was, if

625
00:33:51,599 --> 00:33:55,480
I was fairly stoned, this kind of temperament would not

626
00:33:55,599 --> 00:33:59,279
jive well with me. Too much, too happy, way too happy.

627
00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 4: If you were not stoned, this type of temperament would

628
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,799
be too much too happy. Calm down a little and

629
00:34:04,799 --> 00:34:06,519
the grape right.

630
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: So the women are not okay with stomping. They find

631
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:13,000
the fucking stomping disgusting. I don't know why we've booked this,

632
00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:16,719
but the ladies gather are around and we launch into

633
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:20,039
kind of arbitrary, completely fucking made up arguments between Amanda

634
00:34:20,079 --> 00:34:23,920
and Bo's. Bo says that you're taking a defensive position

635
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:29,880
and not telling us the heart of you. Where did

636
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,920
you just what lucky charm marshmallow did you just pluck

637
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,760
out of the bowl? There? Okay, and it's just nuts.

638
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 3: I want to back up for a second. Yeah, I

639
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,360
want to thank Sutton for teeing us up here in

640
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:43,800
the absence of producer Kyle, Sutton tease us up, and

641
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,480
Amanda goes for Bos for shitting on her business first,

642
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:52,840
and that's how we get to Bos with this ridiculous retort. Okay, now,

643
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,239
Zoe first attempts to squash this fight out of the gate,

644
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,360
like hour drinking wine. Why should we do this? Why

645
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,480
don't you shut the fuck up, go wash your feet

646
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,960
and call Jerry to make sure he got his ice

647
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,639
cream on that first plot? Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up.

648
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:10,199
Speaker 1: Well no, no, but, but, but but for one moment to

649
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:13,800
actually hang on, I'll throw to Ruby for any criticism

650
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,400
of what Pat said before anything else.

651
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,639
Speaker 4: I'm happy Pat that you can be the devil's advocate.

652
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: Okay, right, right, right, because what actually happened was Amanda

653
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:29,800
launched into her horseshit about her again FBI, hurry up business,

654
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,039
and Rachel Zoe said, we're at a Winherry, Right, we

655
00:35:33,079 --> 00:35:35,679
don't need to hear about the retention right of your

656
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,599
fucking herbal life scam. Right, we don't need.

657
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 3: To Oh, okay, listen to that. But those can do

658
00:35:41,599 --> 00:35:47,000
three episode arc essentially an infomercial about shitting on her business. Yes,

659
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,679
and then when she attempts to push back on that,

660
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,159
we we will hear none of that.

661
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, them's the rules.

662
00:35:53,559 --> 00:35:56,199
Speaker 3: By the way, wouldn't you love it if someone started

663
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,199
talking shit about Rachel's business or.

664
00:35:58,199 --> 00:35:59,559
Speaker 1: God forbid her marriage.

665
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,199
Speaker 3: I'm sure Rachel would have nothing to say about that,

666
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:08,079
right right, No, no, you too, you too, you too?

667
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:08,559
Speaker 1: Yeah.

668
00:36:08,599 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 3: But but but but we're getting into it because we

669
00:36:11,079 --> 00:36:14,679
hate people and the way they articulate things. They're little

670
00:36:15,519 --> 00:36:19,480
isms like we hate Kyle's isms, Amanda systems. It doesn't

671
00:36:19,599 --> 00:36:23,800
you can't not hear what they're saying. Like a lot

672
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,039
of things can be true at once. Bose, what she

673
00:36:26,159 --> 00:36:31,199
did is awful. She's jealous, she's being petty. Yes, Rachel

674
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:36,559
Zoe is being dismissive and she's being a mean girl.

675
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,119
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, I.

676
00:36:38,199 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 3: Know, Rachel, take six seats back. I know you don't

677
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,679
want to hear this because you're rich and successful. But

678
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:48,800
go call Jerry and make sure he got the pod seat. Okay,

679
00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:52,840
we listen to your bullshit, right and now Amanda, let

680
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,880
her defend herself and hear the coct defense.

681
00:36:56,599 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: Mom, the chair didn't recline all the way. It was broken.

682
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,800
It couldn't go back the last bit of the chair.

683
00:37:02,199 --> 00:37:03,679
I'm calling to tell you that.

684
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 4: What I will say though, just to go back to

685
00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:09,679
living in my truth, which is defending Rachel Zoe.

686
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:11,199
Speaker 2: Until everyone's dead.

687
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,559
Speaker 1: You're going to try to steal her house though, that's why.

688
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,760
Speaker 4: Oh, well, she can stay there, we can split it.

689
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,440
Her marriage is done, so you can't talk about her marriage.

690
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,280
Come for her business.

691
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 2: They would if they could.

692
00:37:23,639 --> 00:37:24,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm serious.

693
00:37:24,639 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 4: So it's like, you can't come for Kyle's money. She's

694
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,320
rich because Mauricio is rich like dread.

695
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 2: On the other hand, your honor, how do we do this?

696
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,280
We have negative eighteen dollars? What do we split?

697
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: Ga, well, gavell it's actually eighteen million. They want Amanda

698
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,199
to share her heart, and she says, the problem with

699
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:41,920
you guys is that I have shared my heart. I've

700
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,440
told you about Manifestation. I've told you about the retention rates.

701
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:48,000
I've told you about the portals that we use for

702
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,039
the comment boards. And everyone is Sutton goes babe, they

703
00:37:52,559 --> 00:37:55,840
see that's what we're talking about. Talk about your children, okay,

704
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,320
And then Amanda starts talking about our kids and how

705
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,440
they're fucking losers and they don't make any money, and

706
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,760
they go, oh, actually, you know what, let's just move on.

707
00:38:03,519 --> 00:38:06,360
Dereet Erica and Kyle head out to a little Chernobyl

708
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,360
in Italy. As I mentioned the place looks like a

709
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,519
counter Strike map. Do you ever play counter Strike?

710
00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 3: No?

711
00:38:11,199 --> 00:38:13,760
Speaker 1: Share them? A lot of the audience has I don't

712
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:18,239
know how to discuss this. Dearite and Kyle are both

713
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,280
so nuts. I genuinely have no idea what they're even

714
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,320
talking about.

715
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 3: Well, I think Durit has a good point. Bobby Fisher,

716
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,079
who is he?

717
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,679
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. You know that SNL

718
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:37,519
sketch it's a Will Ferland and a guest.

719
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:43,599
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I don't know, I don't know. Yeah, really.

720
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 2: Zero idea.

721
00:38:49,679 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 3: So anyway, I have a question for Ruby. When it

722
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:59,239
gets heated between Dee and Kyle and Erica interjects in

723
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:03,559
their fighting, they're getting gelato? What was Erica gonna say

724
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:04,360
to Dree?

725
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,159
Speaker 4: Do you mean when after she says like, if we

726
00:39:10,199 --> 00:39:13,039
say anything to you, you freak out.

727
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 3: Well, there was something that Kyle and Durite were going

728
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:20,519
at it, and then Dured stops Erica. Erica when she

729
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,559
tries to She's like, I'm getting ambush right now? What

730
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,840
was what hash was Erica trying to settle with?

731
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: Due?

732
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,039
Speaker 4: I think Erica and Kyle are trying to do the

733
00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:34,639
same thing that they're just like, you're insane and you're

734
00:39:34,679 --> 00:39:37,400
being really manic, and we're all concerned about you. What's

735
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,000
funny is that Kyle isn't concerned. She's been talking shit

736
00:39:40,079 --> 00:39:43,400
about her the entire time. And I assume Erica was

737
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,000
just there because she was told to go by producers.

738
00:39:46,039 --> 00:39:47,280
Speaker 2: I don't really, I don't really know.

739
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,519
Speaker 3: I love how it was a sightseeing trip slash intervention,

740
00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:53,119
which we've seen before, but it was on Salt Lake

741
00:39:53,159 --> 00:39:55,320
City with Meredith Marks. Do you remember that one?

742
00:39:55,480 --> 00:40:00,559
Speaker 1: I won't partake in that. I can't do Meredith both and.

743
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 2: With women walking on the side of the road in foreign.

744
00:40:03,519 --> 00:40:06,639
Speaker 1: Countries, Ruby, can you do your Meredith?

745
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 4: No?

746
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,119
Speaker 2: Right now? Come on, I just by the way, I

747
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,199
know I can't.

748
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: By the way.

749
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:20,360
Speaker 3: Weird tangent people on the internet have showed footage of

750
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,800
Saint Patrick's Day of them filming Salt Lake City with

751
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:28,639
Meredith Marks. In footage she's supposed to not be on

752
00:40:28,679 --> 00:40:29,159
this season.

753
00:40:29,199 --> 00:40:31,280
Speaker 1: I thought she is she a friend of or something.

754
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:37,760
Maybe I thought she retired all right. Anyways, this evolves

755
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,840
into a moment wherein as we mentioned Erica, Jane interrupts

756
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,400
to read who says, please let me finish the sentence

757
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,480
and Erica Jane says, you're never going to silence.

758
00:40:49,559 --> 00:40:54,039
Speaker 3: Maybab that's right, babbe. I don't chat up. No one

759
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:54,920
chats me up, babbe.

760
00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:00,199
Speaker 1: Now you know ever, well, uh, Erica, please babe, I'm

761
00:41:00,199 --> 00:41:01,920
trying to finish the sentence. Do you know where I

762
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:06,159
came from? I came from the swamps. Everyone tried to

763
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,880
quiet man the swamps to read, and I won't be quieted.

764
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:09,679
Go ahead, Ruby.

765
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 4: This made me feel she was like on Broadway doing

766
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,320
a bit and it was like the like, hey, could

767
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,159
you pass the milk? And She's like, I could pass

768
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:19,840
the milk or I could walk it over to you.

769
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:20,639
Speaker 2: Which one do you want?

770
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:22,159
Speaker 4: And I can tell you I've walked a mile in

771
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:22,719
these shoes.

772
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 1: In you It's like, Eric, Erica, No it's not that

773
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:32,360
big though, No, it's just not that big. Listen. Bo's well,

774
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,480
we should say, Dar gets in the van and drives

775
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,519
away and leaves them stranded in this place where the

776
00:41:38,639 --> 00:41:39,840
rich hunt the poor.

777
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 3: Can I tell you the only way Dark could have

778
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:45,960
pulled this off? In power to her is the fact

779
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,559
that she spoke very good to tell you.

780
00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 1: I love Dared is having an awesome season. She's a

781
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,320
nutbag and she has negative money, but I love her.

782
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:59,599
Speaker 3: I think it speaks very uh not well of her

783
00:41:59,679 --> 00:42:02,880
character her to just say I'm going to just drive

784
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,440
off in this communal.

785
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: Certainly not, but in this hunger games, I think that

786
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:13,000
she's an apex predator for that very reason. Let's get

787
00:42:13,079 --> 00:42:17,519
back to the home, the mansion, the villa and.

788
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We we have that van ride

789
00:42:21,679 --> 00:42:26,079
with the bug that Erica Jane helped Kyle with.

790
00:42:28,599 --> 00:42:30,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do, we do?

791
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:34,679
Speaker 3: Because can I ask, Yeah, what.

792
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:38,079
Speaker 4: The fuck was DEREI doing this entire time? Because we

793
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,639
Erica and Kyle have to assume assuming get new transportation,

794
00:42:43,159 --> 00:42:46,719
they're traumatized by this bug, they get back, they debrief,

795
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:50,119
all of this time passes durit is nowhere to be found.

796
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 1: So before two thoy and fifteen, when Instagram really, you know,

797
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:59,719
people started really doom scrolling, I think Dee was just

798
00:43:00,039 --> 00:43:03,119
sitting in rooms and looking at walls. Now that she

799
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:06,639
has a phone that she can absolutely just erode her

800
00:43:06,679 --> 00:43:09,440
brain with, I think that's what she's doing. I think

801
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,599
she's just up in a room on her phone.

802
00:43:11,679 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 3: And by the way, she thinks she's right to have

803
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,199
left them there, she'll like, they'll find a way. I

804
00:43:17,199 --> 00:43:21,840
have a personal story here in college senior year, my

805
00:43:22,039 --> 00:43:26,679
roommates Stu we both liked the same girl. He was

806
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:27,960
my ride back to our.

807
00:43:28,079 --> 00:43:31,079
Speaker 1: Stu or Stwu.

808
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:36,039
Speaker 3: We he was my ride back to our house. And

809
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:40,039
I start talking to the girl that he liked I liked,

810
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:45,119
and uh. I go to the bathroom and he fucking

811
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:48,239
takes off. And the only way to get back to

812
00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:51,039
the house was a two mile walk in the dead

813
00:43:51,159 --> 00:43:56,519
of winter, and he fucking ditched me in every fucking foot,

814
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:58,920
every step. I was like, I am going to beat

815
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
the shit out of him. When I got back there,

816
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,239
he fucking ditched me. I was so pissed.

817
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: Did you beat the shit out of him?

818
00:44:05,519 --> 00:44:07,519
Speaker 3: No? I was so tired. Once I got back to

819
00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:09,079
the house, I just went to bed, but I was

820
00:44:09,199 --> 00:44:10,360
really angry the next week.

821
00:44:10,679 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

822
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then when I confronted him, he was like,

823
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:17,480
fuck you anyway. We're still friends, but I never forgot that.

824
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: But you guys are friends.

825
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're Facebook friends.

826
00:44:22,119 --> 00:44:25,639
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's but you just.

827
00:44:25,639 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 3: Lied, I did.

828
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: You're not friends Facebook friends.

829
00:44:31,199 --> 00:44:32,639
Speaker 3: We like each other's pictures.

830
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. Stu posted the other day having a tough one.

831
00:44:36,599 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 3: And I liked it, and I don't I don't even

832
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,960
know what that means. Yeah.

833
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, when someone says lines today down at Gopher Market,

834
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:45,480
I don't understand.

835
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 3: We gotta have like a different thing than like like

836
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,880
when someone posts like today I lost my dad. He's

837
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:58,679
my best friend, my pal, he was like my inspiration

838
00:44:58,920 --> 00:44:59,920
and then you like it.

839
00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

840
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,599
Speaker 3: I guess I like that your dad's debt.

841
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, like a compassion like maybe like a soft

842
00:45:10,079 --> 00:45:11,760
like or you know, something like that.

843
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 2: They should do that.

844
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,079
Speaker 3: That's right, switch it up a.

845
00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: Little bit, yeah, because it's essentially like commenting.

846
00:45:17,159 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 4: Lol, you know, right, Can I tell you something? So

847
00:45:22,079 --> 00:45:25,320
I'm rewatching oc for comfort and just to get us

848
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:29,559
back into somehow of the Housewives I was rewatching. I

849
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,360
like when they make them do things that they wouldn't

850
00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:38,599
normally do. So get back to your location without transportation,

851
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:42,199
take transportation away from other cast members, things like that. Yes,

852
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,920
they were at the Ropes course and Vicki gun Wilson

853
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,199
gets her finger stuck. It's one of the greatest scenes

854
00:45:47,199 --> 00:45:50,159
of TV I think I've ever seen on any of

855
00:45:50,199 --> 00:45:50,960
the franchises.

856
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:58,599
Speaker 3: A I like, sorry, this is dark when her mother died.

857
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:04,559
Speaker 1: Hot, you're liking her status right now? Yeah?

858
00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, Anyway, in the vans Erica helping kill that bug

859
00:46:09,079 --> 00:46:17,599
said a lot about her saving Kyle. Don't you think No, Look, babe,

860
00:46:17,679 --> 00:46:21,519
killing bugs is easy. I faked orgasms for twenty years, baby,

861
00:46:21,639 --> 00:46:24,840
count them twenty. Try smiling when you're riding a corpse,

862
00:46:25,199 --> 00:46:27,800
a corpse, I'll tell you it's not easy.

863
00:46:28,199 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 1: He sounded like Orson Wells.

864
00:46:30,559 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 5: Yeah he did.

865
00:46:31,519 --> 00:46:32,119
Speaker 2: That was fun.

866
00:46:35,119 --> 00:46:38,079
Speaker 1: Okayes, who's that talking to me?

867
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:39,760
Speaker 3: That's not supposed to.

868
00:46:40,639 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: The French ship. It's the finest in the world, only

869
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,320
the French.

870
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:48,119
Speaker 3: Owston.

871
00:46:48,199 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: Let's take it again. You're drilling again.

872
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 3: Who's talking to me? Right now?

873
00:46:51,639 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 1: Bo's is mad that she got dragged into the situation.

874
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,519
When we're back at the house and recounting what happened,

875
00:46:56,519 --> 00:46:59,239
and Rachel Zoe has a Donald Rumsfeld moment where she

876
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,559
says that we all that we understand, we all aren't

877
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:06,599
can't be the we all that we know we all are. Okay,

878
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:13,559
don't know what? Hey, what's your that's pat George Bush.

879
00:47:13,599 --> 00:47:16,960
Ruby is losing her mind. Okay, So we flash to

880
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:23,800
Kyle talking to literally every single person about to Read.

881
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,760
And this is where we have to look at Kyle

882
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:31,000
and just thank god she doesn't have any real levers

883
00:47:31,039 --> 00:47:35,480
of power, because she truly is a vomit inducing person.

884
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,400
Not only is Kyle going around and telling and talking

885
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:43,039
to everyone about to read, she's framing it as though

886
00:47:43,119 --> 00:47:47,880
she genuinely cares about to read, which is a thin

887
00:47:48,039 --> 00:47:51,000
veneer that you can see through very very easily. It's

888
00:47:51,039 --> 00:47:54,039
like X ray paper. And behind the x ray paper

889
00:47:54,159 --> 00:47:58,199
is Kyle wanting to literally slit to Read's throat.

890
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 3: Can I tell you something that would be so freshing

891
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,920
herd it just as they were in that like little

892
00:48:05,679 --> 00:48:08,159
walkway or whatever getting to a lotto, Just go, you

893
00:48:08,199 --> 00:48:11,920
know what, fuck it, Dere. I hate you.

894
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:15,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, I amazing.

895
00:48:16,119 --> 00:48:18,119
Speaker 3: I've hated you for so long.

896
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:18,559
Speaker 1: Yeah.

897
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:22,760
Speaker 3: You are constantly late, You hold up production. Sorry guys,

898
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:28,280
and you're an awful person. I take PK side all

899
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:28,800
day long.

900
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: Yeah.

901
00:48:29,679 --> 00:48:30,159
Speaker 3: Just do it.

902
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, because and I get it right, like you know,

903
00:48:34,519 --> 00:48:37,159
it's like me and you, for example, like I have

904
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:42,920
to you know, you you can just go about your

905
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:47,320
life eating slices of turkey and drinking sugar free monsters,

906
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:51,039
and you can have these beautiful ankles, right, Kyle looks

907
00:48:51,039 --> 00:48:54,719
at Durreit and she goes, I'm out here pretending to

908
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:58,360
be a fucking lesbian. I am running fifteen miles a day,

909
00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:02,559
I'm not drinking, and here you are. I don't know

910
00:49:02,679 --> 00:49:05,280
what you do. It's this is rarely genetics. You're just

911
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:09,440
walking around gleaming, and it pisses me the fuck off,

912
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,199
you know. I think that's really what it comes down to.

913
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,280
Speaker 3: Oh there's yes, there's lots of components.

914
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,280
Speaker 1: But really, though Ruby, it's more that she's just so

915
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:18,559
much hotter, right.

916
00:49:19,199 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it is.

917
00:49:20,039 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 4: And it's also that, like somehow I think, deep down,

918
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,519
Kyle and knows Duri will end up with a very

919
00:49:25,639 --> 00:49:29,119
very rich international man and Kyle will have to keep

920
00:49:29,119 --> 00:49:31,440
being a lesbian, and l MO takes her back in

921
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:32,039
their eighties.

922
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,679
Speaker 3: I take you back these careers in the shit just

923
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,599
I'll mention to be able to shove babe.

924
00:49:37,639 --> 00:49:41,079
Speaker 1: I hate, I hate, I don't like it, Okay, all right,

925
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,519
So at some point we get into gondola to go

926
00:49:44,599 --> 00:49:50,119
to the restaurant durid. It's very very upset and it's icy.

927
00:49:50,599 --> 00:49:53,079
It's icy in the gondola, and we sit down Jennifer

928
00:49:53,119 --> 00:49:56,000
Tilly orders not one, but two pastas and the best

929
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,199
wine you have, because we are fancy people. Okay. Now,

930
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:04,880
Kathy Hilton raises a glass. As we mentioned, she's the

931
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:08,039
guiding light of this group, and sadly, I think that

932
00:50:08,079 --> 00:50:11,079
she's a perfect north star of America. Right now, Kathy

933
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Hilton is what America is.

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Speaker 4: Yep.

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Speaker 1: She is cheers, she is wealthy, she is cheers ing

936
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to nothing. She is screaming homophobic epithets a DJs past

937
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her bedtime. She is our country now, Kyle, and to

938
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re pick up their conversation, it's very clear that once

939
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again Kyle is a rat, framing this as, oh honey,

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we're all just so concerned about you, babe, as if

941
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she's doing a public deed for Dart and then trying

942
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to wrap everyone in the cross hairs a little bit.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember if it was on this show. I

945
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think it was below Deck. We were talking about throwing Mikey

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in front of the oncoming bullets and your shaped ambush.

947
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Kyle is trying to take Durite down with no accountability.

948
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She's trying to frame this as though all of the

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women have naturally been very concerned and not spurred on

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by my hatred.

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Speaker 3: It's a stupid way to frame things like just go

952
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,360
for like small bites. Hey, you left me and Erica today,

953
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Like we don't know this place? Why would you do

954
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that to us?

955
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Speaker 1: Right? Like Pat wants, Pat wants this distilled down into

956
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like a Jim Downey in Happy Gilmore kind of or

957
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Billy Madison kind of.

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Speaker 3: What you did today?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, we're not from here, right, we don't know

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where we're going. We don't speak this language. What are

961
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you doing?

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Speaker 3: Why would you do that?

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Speaker 1: Credit to Durret, she doesn't get distracted. She stays on

964
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Kyle the whole time, and that spurs on Kyle to go, so, well.

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Speaker 5: Are you always fucking riding me?

966
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Speaker 1: That's the Kyle. That's Kyle right there?

967
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Speaker 3: Can I tell you you guys were asking what was

968
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Deuri doing it all day in that room? Forming an argument?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? And that is when we get our to

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be continued card? Ruby. Do we need a to be

971
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continued card here?

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Speaker 4: I think it's when they don't want to show you

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scenes from next week about the fight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can show us, right, It's okay, it's okay,

975
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what's gonna happen? Next week, maybe a lunch.

976
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Speaker 3: We're gonna see a big fight, and then we're gonna

977
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see the trailer for the first part of the reunion.

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Speaker 1: Maybe hopefully it's fireworks. Get in the comments, let us

979
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know what you thought about the episode. Say congrats to

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Ruby on her coming and pending nuptials, and uh yeah,

981
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just fucking let your freak flag fly this weekend. Fucking

982
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:58,880
get out there and fuck it up. I'm dyling saying

983
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goodbye Pat, say goodbye bye baby, bye bye jail.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Still it's still the bad, still in the head.

985
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Speaker 3: On the stone.

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Speaker 4: I could walk on the back, stumboking all s walk

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on fire, I can walk on the head.

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Speaker 5: I'm walking all the sty not

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Speaker 4: You did