Speaker 1: It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnes,
Speaker 1: e O and JP Sorrow. We've got an excited Christmas
Speaker 1: program lined up for these folks. We've been to a
Speaker 1: Little Boys that year. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's an artificial tree. So I did artificial job at trimming.
Speaker 2: Timness is only exceeded by an inability to.
Speaker 1: Adjust allow the ringling deer. The Lapsed fanboy got a
Speaker 1: price for the million dollar man, even Santa Claus and
Speaker 1: so no, say it's not so start off, It's that
Speaker 1: time of year again. Oh yes, laps Fan solar system
Speaker 1: and we're broadcasting by a crackling fire. We are the
Speaker 1: Sorrow Compound not far from t l F h Q
Speaker 1: where for months and months and months.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean well and for someer since last year.
Speaker 1: Gifts have been flowing to your co chairman and recognition
Speaker 1: of our duty, our sacred obligation absolutely to ensure that
Speaker 1: for our listeners Christmas is a special time.
Speaker 2: Well you know listen, I mean you know, Christmas is
Speaker 2: all about the birth of Christ, and I say it's
Speaker 2: about the birth of Lapsed.
Speaker 1: What's the difference? Right, exactly ten years going in celebration
Speaker 1: of our tenth year. It's a very special tf exmus. Yes,
Speaker 1: but you know that by now. So we always talk
Speaker 1: about this. What's special about this as it brings us
Speaker 1: together face to face as we podcast remotely, as you
Speaker 1: all know. But due to the generosity of the solar
Speaker 1: system and getting us Christmas packages to open and react
Speaker 1: to every year, this has become a cherished tradition.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. I think it's one of the its. It provides
Speaker 2: much laughter, it provides I mean mirth, mirth indeed, and
Speaker 2: mer and Frankenson Frankensteiners. Yes, so I mean, yea, we
Speaker 2: have we have uh Goldberg's and Frankensteiner's and mmm r.
Speaker 1: Okay man, can you can you activate the Christmas tunes
Speaker 1: from here.
Speaker 2: By any chance?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Alexa play Christmas music?
Speaker 1: Yes, such a lovely sound.
Speaker 2: Indeed love it.
Speaker 1: And that is if you can pick up any vestiges
Speaker 1: of crackling fire. Oh, yes, that's a shoot, absolute shoot.
Speaker 1: Boss man's been tending the flame all day.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's and I'm sweating my balls off head.
Speaker 2: Open up up a window. Oh we got a wow. Okay,
Speaker 2: he's not gonna get away with that, No, no he's not.
Speaker 1: Let we'll talk about what that is. Later, tell the
Speaker 1: people what we're looking at, because this is on a
Speaker 1: different level. And you've been you've been going to the
Speaker 1: post office box.
Speaker 2: This is I send pictures to Jack every time I
Speaker 2: go to the post office because it's absurd how many
Speaker 2: gifts you you people have given us. I mean they're
Speaker 2: over there, maybe about thirty thirty gifts here, thirty gifts
Speaker 2: and it's insane. Thirty package. I shouldn't say thirty gifts,
Speaker 2: thirty packages because most packages that we get can plain
Speaker 2: multiple gifts because you know, fuck it.
Speaker 1: So three years running three and the third year is
Speaker 1: by far the most.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is definitely the WrestleMania three of Christmas shows,
Speaker 2: because yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: What they say. Yeah, here comes the puppy. Okay if
Speaker 1: you're wondering. So yeah, the first year was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we can't do this again. This is too insane. Yes,
Speaker 1: And now here we are in year three and it
Speaker 1: couldn't be it couldn't be more ridiculous in terms of
Speaker 1: the turnout and the generosity. So we're gonna try to
Speaker 1: make it an extra extra special one. Yep, boss, all
Speaker 1: the solar system. Sure, And I think with all that said,
Speaker 1: we have in your hot little hands the first gift.
Speaker 2: The first Christmas. It's from Zach Voke. Let's see what
Speaker 2: we got here.
Speaker 1: The big homie Zach, of course, about his thorough of
Speaker 1: a supporter as you could ever hope for, is the
Speaker 1: boss man does the honors. Fires crackling. He actually had
Speaker 1: the halls decked. I feel like I walked into a
Speaker 1: Christmas show set.
Speaker 2: Look, it's been that kind of a year, needed Christmas early.
Speaker 1: It's everywhere, just just an amazing setup in so many ways.
Speaker 2: It's not even all of it too. There's so much
Speaker 2: more that we have to put out. All right, let's
Speaker 2: see what we got here. Boxes open and.
Speaker 1: We're doing this one at a distance, like the first year,
Speaker 1: so I don't know until he takes it out of
Speaker 1: the box. Well, okay, we're wrapping.
Speaker 2: We got two here, Why don't you take this one? Sure?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is like throwing the presence at home on Yeah,
Speaker 1: right exactly, he go, keV you go first, boss? What
Speaker 1: is Zach from Minnesota? Saw fit to wo It is
Speaker 1: not a World Championship Wrestling hat an original purple and yellow.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a beauty. That's a who was?
Speaker 2: What? What I don't know what that was. It was
Speaker 2: a voice. But let's sit here, I'll put it on here.
Speaker 1: That's the snap back over his head. It looks like
Speaker 1: what lets say, who like my uncle Pat?
Speaker 2: Uncle Pal?
Speaker 1: You look completely ridiculous. On a whole other level. It's
Speaker 1: like a Pa news hat too. That's a beauty. That's
Speaker 1: a really nice piece. That is a very nice hat,
Speaker 1: so thoughtful from from the Homies act. There here's the
Speaker 1: second of two gifts, right, m so does this mean this?
Speaker 1: There's like thirty one gifts or thirty.
Speaker 2: I mean, listen again, I count the thirty one packages.
Speaker 2: I don't know how many gifts is insane.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be here all night, which is a good thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Christmas Eve, see what we have? Uh uh oh so
Speaker 1: I'm unfolding it now and.
Speaker 2: Pan new shirt. New shirt isn't well.
Speaker 1: No, it's a beauty though, my friend. And it appears
Speaker 1: to be an original because the tag is worn down
Speaker 1: as it existed in its time. It isn't just like
Speaker 1: a retro tea presenting to the boss.
Speaker 2: Wow. That hey, it's Jesse the body Ventura. Jesse's back.
Speaker 2: The body is back. It's a W C W Jesse
Speaker 2: Ventur Ti, do you remember him, Jesse Ventura?
Speaker 1: Could that be? Could it be the voice of a
Speaker 1: Christmas Angel? Have the members of the Solar System been
Speaker 1: joined on this Christmas Show by the Star of the
Speaker 1: Moat tear herself Mama's sorrow in the Sorrow we tried,
Speaker 1: We tried to keep it. We tried to keep it
Speaker 1: on the down low early, and we encourage her to
Speaker 1: weigh in whenever she felt the motivation. What do you
Speaker 1: think looking at him in that hat first ball?
Speaker 2: Yes, the bone is back.
Speaker 1: That's right, it's a bone Thugs and Harmony t shirt
Speaker 1: from Zach. It's a bone Street It says the body
Speaker 1: is back, as in Jesse the body you called Jesse Manura. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what did you think of that on his head? That
Speaker 1: looks it's like a high schools softball.
Speaker 2: All them, all them golf as well, even the whole thing.
Speaker 1: So this is gonna be really cool. We have Mama
Speaker 1: Sorrow here for the duration she'll be reacting. I want
Speaker 1: you in the Solar System here for the remainder of
Speaker 1: our Christmas Show episodes to think about this as in
Speaker 1: furtherance of our goal to take you back to the
Speaker 1: living room. Carpet of your tragic right, and what better
Speaker 1: way to open gifts than with mom?
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: Uh, that's my approximate comm commenting exactly on what relatives
Speaker 1: have gotten over the years, Mama sorrow. Have have you
Speaker 1: been a close observer of JP's gift opening and and
Speaker 1: what have you observed? Does he does he tend to
Speaker 1: be grateful or ungrateful? Now he was our son, of course.
Speaker 2: Was I'm not maybe more he's now married and a man,
Speaker 2: but I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: He did Christmas every year and uh we lived in
Speaker 1: New Hampshire and the rest of the live was in Massachusetts,
Speaker 1: so we tried to make it special and uh so
Speaker 1: we went to his grandmother's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one lived in Drake at the other lived in Yole,
Speaker 2: and there we go.
Speaker 1: We did many Christmases with many packages. But he loved
Speaker 1: it all.
Speaker 2: Yes, there we go.
Speaker 1: Liked getting gifts.
Speaker 2: So, yes, this is very special.
Speaker 1: I've never seen such a thing happen when you're not
Speaker 1: on television.
Speaker 2: Right right, right, No, you know, but I'm looking at
Speaker 2: a feast, the feast boxes and bags yep, and wrap
Speaker 2: up embodies and it's just amazing and bullshit, look at
Speaker 2: that who's going to be the lucky one man?
Speaker 1: Stay tuned, no you never know to the twenty twenty
Speaker 1: four TLF Christmas Show as we continue the unwrapping.
Speaker 2: The Unwrappening Part three.
Speaker 1: For all of you out there in the Solar System,
Speaker 1: We'll see you next time.
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