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<v Speaker 1>It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnes,

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<v Speaker 1>e O and JP Sorrow. We've got an excited Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>program lined up for these folks. We've been to a

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<v Speaker 1>Little Boys that year. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an artificial tree. So I did artificial job at trimming.

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<v Speaker 2>Timness is only exceeded by an inability to.

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<v Speaker 1>Adjust allow the ringling deer. The Lapsed fanboy got a

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<v Speaker 1>price for the million dollar man, even Santa Claus and

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<v Speaker 1>so no, say it's not so start off, It's that

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<v Speaker 1>time of year again. Oh yes, laps Fan solar system

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<v Speaker 1>and we're broadcasting by a crackling fire. We are the

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<v Speaker 1>Sorrow Compound not far from t l F h Q

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<v Speaker 1>where for months and months and months.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I mean well and for someer since last year.

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<v Speaker 1>Gifts have been flowing to your co chairman and recognition

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<v Speaker 1>of our duty, our sacred obligation absolutely to ensure that

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<v Speaker 1>for our listeners Christmas is a special time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you know listen, I mean you know, Christmas is

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<v Speaker 2>all about the birth of Christ, and I say it's

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<v Speaker 2>about the birth of Lapsed.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the difference? Right, exactly ten years going in celebration

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<v Speaker 1>of our tenth year. It's a very special tf exmus. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know that by now. So we always talk

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<v Speaker 1>about this. What's special about this as it brings us

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<v Speaker 1>together face to face as we podcast remotely, as you

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<v Speaker 1>all know. But due to the generosity of the solar

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<v Speaker 1>system and getting us Christmas packages to open and react

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<v Speaker 1>to every year, this has become a cherished tradition.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely. I think it's one of the its. It provides

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<v Speaker 2>much laughter, it provides I mean mirth, mirth indeed, and

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<v Speaker 2>mer and Frankenson Frankensteiners. Yes, so I mean, yea, we

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<v Speaker 2>have we have uh Goldberg's and Frankensteiner's and mmm r.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay man, can you can you activate the Christmas tunes

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<v Speaker 1>from here.

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<v Speaker 2>By any chance?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, Alexa play Christmas music?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, such a lovely sound.

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<v Speaker 2>Indeed love it.

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<v Speaker 1>And that is if you can pick up any vestiges

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<v Speaker 1>of crackling fire. Oh, yes, that's a shoot, absolute shoot.

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<v Speaker 1>Boss man's been tending the flame all day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and it's and I'm sweating my balls off head.

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<v Speaker 2>Open up up a window. Oh we got a wow. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he's not gonna get away with that, No, no he's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Let we'll talk about what that is. Later, tell the

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<v Speaker 1>people what we're looking at, because this is on a

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<v Speaker 1>different level. And you've been you've been going to the

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<v Speaker 1>post office box.

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<v Speaker 2>This is I send pictures to Jack every time I

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<v Speaker 2>go to the post office because it's absurd how many

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<v Speaker 2>gifts you you people have given us. I mean they're

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<v Speaker 2>over there, maybe about thirty thirty gifts here, thirty gifts

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<v Speaker 2>and it's insane. Thirty package. I shouldn't say thirty gifts,

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<v Speaker 2>thirty packages because most packages that we get can plain

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<v Speaker 2>multiple gifts because you know, fuck it.

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<v Speaker 1>So three years running three and the third year is

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<v Speaker 1>by far the most.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this is definitely the WrestleMania three of Christmas shows,

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<v Speaker 2>because yeah, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>What they say. Yeah, here comes the puppy. Okay if

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<v Speaker 1>you're wondering. So yeah, the first year was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't do this again. This is too insane. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>And now here we are in year three and it

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't be it couldn't be more ridiculous in terms of

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<v Speaker 1>the turnout and the generosity. So we're gonna try to

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<v Speaker 1>make it an extra extra special one. Yep, boss, all

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<v Speaker 1>the solar system. Sure, And I think with all that said,

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<v Speaker 1>we have in your hot little hands the first gift.

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<v Speaker 2>The first Christmas. It's from Zach Voke. Let's see what

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<v Speaker 2>we got here.

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<v Speaker 1>The big homie Zach, of course, about his thorough of

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<v Speaker 1>a supporter as you could ever hope for, is the

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<v Speaker 1>boss man does the honors. Fires crackling. He actually had

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<v Speaker 1>the halls decked. I feel like I walked into a

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas show set.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, it's been that kind of a year, needed Christmas early.

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<v Speaker 1>It's everywhere, just just an amazing setup in so many ways.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not even all of it too. There's so much

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<v Speaker 2>more that we have to put out. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 2>see what we got here. Boxes open and.

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing this one at a distance, like the first year,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't know until he takes it out of

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<v Speaker 1>the box. Well, okay, we're wrapping.

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<v Speaker 2>We got two here, Why don't you take this one? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is like throwing the presence at home on Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>right exactly, he go, keV you go first, boss? What

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<v Speaker 1>is Zach from Minnesota? Saw fit to wo It is

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<v Speaker 1>not a World Championship Wrestling hat an original purple and yellow.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a beauty. That's a who was?

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<v Speaker 2>What? What I don't know what that was. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a voice. But let's sit here, I'll put it on here.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the snap back over his head. It looks like

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<v Speaker 1>what lets say, who like my uncle Pat?

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<v Speaker 2>Uncle Pal?

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<v Speaker 1>You look completely ridiculous. On a whole other level. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a Pa news hat too. That's a beauty. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a really nice piece. That is a very nice hat,

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<v Speaker 1>so thoughtful from from the Homies act. There here's the

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<v Speaker 1>second of two gifts, right, m so does this mean this?

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<v Speaker 1>There's like thirty one gifts or thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, listen again, I count the thirty one packages.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how many gifts is insane.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be here all night, which is a good thing. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas Eve, see what we have? Uh uh oh so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm unfolding it now and.

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<v Speaker 2>Pan new shirt. New shirt isn't well.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's a beauty though, my friend. And it appears

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<v Speaker 1>to be an original because the tag is worn down

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<v Speaker 1>as it existed in its time. It isn't just like

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<v Speaker 1>a retro tea presenting to the boss.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. That hey, it's Jesse the body Ventura. Jesse's back.

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<v Speaker 2>The body is back. It's a W C W Jesse

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<v Speaker 2>Ventur Ti, do you remember him, Jesse Ventura?

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<v Speaker 1>Could that be? Could it be the voice of a

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas Angel? Have the members of the Solar System been

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<v Speaker 1>joined on this Christmas Show by the Star of the

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<v Speaker 1>Moat tear herself Mama's sorrow in the Sorrow we tried,

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<v Speaker 1>We tried to keep it. We tried to keep it

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<v Speaker 1>on the down low early, and we encourage her to

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<v Speaker 1>weigh in whenever she felt the motivation. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>think looking at him in that hat first ball?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, the bone is back.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, it's a bone Thugs and Harmony t shirt

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<v Speaker 1>from Zach. It's a bone Street It says the body

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<v Speaker 1>is back, as in Jesse the body you called Jesse Manura. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you think of that on his head? That

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<v Speaker 1>looks it's like a high schools softball.

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<v Speaker 2>All them, all them golf as well, even the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is gonna be really cool. We have Mama

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<v Speaker 1>Sorrow here for the duration she'll be reacting. I want

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<v Speaker 1>you in the Solar System here for the remainder of

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<v Speaker 1>our Christmas Show episodes to think about this as in

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<v Speaker 1>furtherance of our goal to take you back to the

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<v Speaker 1>living room. Carpet of your tragic right, and what better

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<v Speaker 1>way to open gifts than with mom?

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, that's my approximate comm commenting exactly on what relatives

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<v Speaker 1>have gotten over the years, Mama sorrow. Have have you

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<v Speaker 1>been a close observer of JP's gift opening and and

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<v Speaker 1>what have you observed? Does he does he tend to

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<v Speaker 1>be grateful or ungrateful? Now he was our son, of course.

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<v Speaker 2>Was I'm not maybe more he's now married and a man,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't know about that.

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<v Speaker 1>He did Christmas every year and uh we lived in

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<v Speaker 1>New Hampshire and the rest of the live was in Massachusetts,

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<v Speaker 1>so we tried to make it special and uh so

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<v Speaker 1>we went to his grandmother's.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one lived in Drake at the other lived in Yole,

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<v Speaker 2>and there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>We did many Christmases with many packages. But he loved

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<v Speaker 1>it all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Liked getting gifts.

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<v Speaker 2>So, yes, this is very special.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen such a thing happen when you're not

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<v Speaker 1>on television.

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<v Speaker 2>Right right, right, No, you know, but I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 2>a feast, the feast boxes and bags yep, and wrap

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<v Speaker 2>up embodies and it's just amazing and bullshit, look at

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<v Speaker 2>that who's going to be the lucky one man?

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<v Speaker 1>Stay tuned, no you never know to the twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 1>four TLF Christmas Show as we continue the unwrapping.

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<v Speaker 2>The Unwrappening Part three.

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<v Speaker 1>For all of you out there in the Solar System,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you next time.

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<v Speaker 2>The Greater Is Know is a production of the LAP

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry sorry, we want