1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:03,759 Speaker 1: Hey everyone, Tony here. You might have noticed that there 2 00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:08,000 was no episode this week. Last week I got sick 3 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:12,240 after my event at dhs Fest, and then I had 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:16,000 an event this past weekend in Rochester and I wasn't 5 00:00:16,039 --> 00:00:18,920 able to finish editing the episode. But I am doing 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:23,120 it now and it should be up tomorrow on the 7 00:00:23,199 --> 00:00:26,280 video feed and then the next day on the audio feed. 8 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,359 But since I feel bad you guys didn't get an episode, 9 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,640 I decided to upload an episode I did of movie 10 00:00:32,719 --> 00:00:37,600 Dumpster called Carnoisaur. You might have seen me on their 11 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,479 show recently doing Proteus. This was the episode I did 12 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:44,359 before that with them, and you guys know I love Carnosaur. 13 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,039 I bring it up a lot, and I've reviewed two 14 00:00:47,079 --> 00:00:50,719 and three on Patreon as well as doing a commentary 15 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:54,320 track for it with Clayton Fierti. But this is the 16 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,840 first time I did like a full on review of Carnoisaur, 17 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,039 a movie that I love based off of book and 18 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,799 has nothing to do with the book. And uh yeah, 19 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,359 I think you'll enjoy this episode and stand by, you'll 20 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:10,480 get two episodes this week, so look forward to that. 21 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:14,120 And sorry again, I tried my best, all right, enjoyed 22 00:01:14,159 --> 00:01:15,599 this bonus episode. 23 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 2: Welcome Back to Movie Dumpster, Season eight, episode sixteen. Today 24 00:01:20,599 --> 00:01:23,439 we're talking about Carnosaur from nineteen ninety three, directed by 25 00:01:23,439 --> 00:01:27,640 Adam Simon and does Roger Corman's Carnosaur stomp Jurassic Park. 26 00:01:28,239 --> 00:01:31,280 We're gonna find out. I'm Joela Scola, I'm Seana Rourke. 27 00:01:31,719 --> 00:01:33,040 Speaker 1: I'm Tony from Acla Movies. 28 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 2: Welcome to the Dumpster. Welcome my Green brothers. How's everybody 29 00:01:49,519 --> 00:01:52,000 doing today on this Carnoisaur celebration. 30 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,879 Speaker 3: I cannot believe you just revealed my secret identity of 31 00:01:54,879 --> 00:01:56,239 the world. Yes, I'm an alien. 32 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:57,519 Speaker 1: He's a reptiliare. 33 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,519 Speaker 3: This is just my skin suit. 34 00:02:00,519 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: You need to know the past. 35 00:02:01,439 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 3: Go to get through showing. It's definitely not mixed and click. 36 00:02:06,079 --> 00:02:10,039 You need some sugar water, Yeah, some sugar in my water. 37 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,479 My skin's barely hanging on right, Joe, exactly. 38 00:02:15,039 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 1: Welcome. Also, by the way, Tony. 39 00:02:17,599 --> 00:02:20,159 Speaker 2: The Movies here, he is in his glory. 40 00:02:20,479 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: So happy. I feel like I just saw you guys, 41 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:23,319 but I'm happy to be back. 42 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,879 Speaker 2: Well, we gotta talk some connoisseur dude. 43 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,159 Speaker 1: We do, and it's I'm glad you have me on here. Uh, 44 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,879 to get plugs out of the way early. But I've 45 00:02:30,879 --> 00:02:34,039 reviewed Carnosaur two and three on Patreon, yes, and I've 46 00:02:34,039 --> 00:02:36,159 done a commentary for this movie. 47 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:38,039 Speaker 2: The first one, but I've never actually reviewed it. 48 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,439 Speaker 1: Well, here we are. I saved. I saved that for you. 49 00:02:40,479 --> 00:02:43,080 I saved my Carnosaur virginity for you. If you go there. 50 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,680 I wanted. 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Then on Sunday, director 102 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,160 Adam Marcus will screen his brand new documentary Hearts of 103 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:57,120 Darkness The Making of Jason Goes to Hell, followed by 104 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,959 a screening of Jason Goes to Hell The Final Fry. 105 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,120 Grab your tickets now and let's ring in a spooky season. 106 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:03,399 Speaker 1: Right. 107 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,759 Speaker 3: We'll see you there, so we'll see you out there 108 00:05:05,759 --> 00:05:08,519 and check it out over at movie Dumpster podcast dot com. 109 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:11,759 Speaker 2: So, yeah, boys, Carnosaur. This has been a long time 110 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,920 coming for the Dumpster Boys. We've talked this, We talked 111 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:18,079 about this a lot, and before we kind of jump 112 00:05:18,079 --> 00:05:20,439 in everything, you know, before we jump into behind the scenes. 113 00:05:20,439 --> 00:05:23,439 I want to have everybody get their experience out of 114 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,720 growing up with Carnosaur. 115 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,639 Speaker 1: Well, I I can go first, you can go for it. 116 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:31,879 So how I discovered Carnosaur. My parents came home with 117 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:37,399 like a bootleg copy of Carnosaur two. Okay, didn't even rent. 118 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,079 I guess there was a guy used to sell tapes 119 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,439 near my mom's work. They were just like recorded off stuff, 120 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,399 and they gave her Carnoisaur two. And then my dad 121 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,959 was like, hey, we got you the new Jurassic Park, 122 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,079 the Lost World that was before even the Lost Girl 123 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,360 came out. And I went, there's another one and he's like, yeah, 124 00:05:53,399 --> 00:05:56,519 here it is. And my dad, I guess, was unaware 125 00:05:56,759 --> 00:05:59,560 that I could read. And I went, this word be 126 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,360 this one. This is just one word. 127 00:06:01,519 --> 00:06:03,399 Speaker 2: I don't worry about it to re. 128 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,120 Speaker 1: Begins with the C. But there's the two at the end. 129 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:10,720 I'm like I guess I'll put it on you wager rop. 130 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 2: I watched Cardi Churassic Park. 131 00:06:13,199 --> 00:06:16,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched carcisso Or two, not knowing what happened 132 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,040 in Carnisour one, but it was easy to follow the 133 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:25,319 plot because it's just aliens. It's literally the plot of aliens, 134 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:29,160 only they're electricians, not marines. And instead of Newt it's 135 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:32,279 John Connor. No, I'm not lying. Yep, the kid they 136 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:35,519 find it looks exactly like John Connor, and he even 137 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,360 has the hacking device they did. 138 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,360 Speaker 3: They have a terminator go back in time and shoot 139 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:40,199 them while he's drinking up. 140 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,759 Speaker 1: If they had time, I'm sure they would. 141 00:06:42,399 --> 00:06:44,160 Speaker 2: They got Miguel Junior in there. 142 00:06:45,879 --> 00:06:49,279 Speaker 1: Then I watched the tape a million times. Uh, And 143 00:06:49,399 --> 00:06:52,040 eventually I would rent the first Cardosoer because I was 144 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:55,480 so lost in the story. I needed to know saw 145 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,639 a lost world. No, no, I mean I saw that too. 146 00:06:57,759 --> 00:07:00,879 That was okay, it's no Carnisaur. And eventually I watched 147 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:03,800 Carnissur three, and I watched them a lot in the nineties. 148 00:07:03,879 --> 00:07:06,480 And I'm looking at this DVD case here. I wanted 149 00:07:06,519 --> 00:07:09,199 that DVD case. Pan This DVD case you could buy 150 00:07:09,199 --> 00:07:13,120 these individual DVDs for like nothing. What are you pointing at? 151 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:16,199 For audio listeners? Sole me point this out here. So 152 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:19,720 this DVD case, which you might remember me holding in 153 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,079 a clip with McCaulay culkin when I asked him to 154 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,800 talk about Carnosaur, where did you get that from this? No, 155 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,759 that's mine, I know, I know that's here. No, I'm 156 00:07:27,759 --> 00:07:30,240 saying I've always wanted this. Oh gotcha, So I've looked 157 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,600 it up. I can get these DVDs really really cheap, 158 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:37,120 these same three DVDs in this cardboard case. Very expensive. 159 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:37,839 Speaker 2: The cardboard. 160 00:07:37,959 --> 00:07:40,519 Speaker 1: Yes, apparently you just put so I might just buy 161 00:07:40,519 --> 00:07:41,639 the DVDs and print this. 162 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 3: Out so that finally gets creating. Is what Joe's been 163 00:07:44,639 --> 00:07:47,279 telling me to for years. Don't throw the slip kens out, 164 00:07:47,319 --> 00:07:49,519 just save them for save them years later. 165 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: So yeah, just to retum, you know I love Carnisaur 166 00:07:53,079 --> 00:07:55,399 and we if you're a fan of this channel and 167 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,199 my channel, it's very documented how I covet the Carnoisaur 168 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,800 clock two clock. 169 00:08:01,519 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 3: Going back to the Texas Chainsaw for our first video episode. 170 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 1: You were looking at it. This is the this is 171 00:08:06,079 --> 00:08:08,480 the grail item right here. Yeah, but not anymore Joe. 172 00:08:09,199 --> 00:08:11,360 Some people might know that I own a Carnosur Troupe poster, 173 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:15,519 but I recently just got a Carnosaur one post. 174 00:08:15,279 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 2: And it's fucking sick. Dude. 175 00:08:16,759 --> 00:08:19,240 Speaker 1: I still want the clock, but I will be content 176 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,560 with my posters for now. 177 00:08:21,759 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 2: I won't upset you and tell you that I have 178 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,720 both Carnosaur one and two one sheets as well. 179 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:27,399 Speaker 1: You probably can't see this. Could you could have just 180 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,319 let me have this one. You couldn't let me have 181 00:08:29,439 --> 00:08:30,360 this one, Joe. 182 00:08:31,639 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 2: Sorry, I have something else too, but I'll show that 183 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:34,519 one when I. 184 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:36,480 Speaker 3: Was gonna stay in the corner there. You can't really 185 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,559 see it now that Tony's rolling up. It's from the 186 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:42,279 the Academy of Science and Horror Films Science Fiction and 187 00:08:42,279 --> 00:08:44,399 Horror Films, the Golden Scroll Award. 188 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:49,159 Speaker 1: But yeah, that's my experience with carn Lover. How about you, guys. 189 00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:52,879 Speaker 3: I was not bathed in or baptized in fire like 190 00:08:52,919 --> 00:08:53,480 you Tony. 191 00:08:53,759 --> 00:08:56,279 Speaker 1: Carnheized and chicken for Summerson. 192 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,679 Speaker 3: For a second there, I thought this thing could shoot 193 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,360 fire out of its mouth, But no, that the browser 194 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:01,519 with the Mario shirt through me. 195 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 1: I'm in Dino City over my side of the Dungeon. 196 00:09:04,399 --> 00:09:06,279 Speaker 2: He belongs in Copa City. 197 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,279 Speaker 3: My experience as a child didn't fucking have one shocker 198 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,240 on this show with a movie brought to the table 199 00:09:12,279 --> 00:09:15,960 from Joe and Tony to some extent, but by proxy. 200 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:17,440 Speaker 1: I guess h No. 201 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,360 Speaker 3: Last year I watched this because for my day job, 202 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,200 I worked for James Rolfover at Cinemascer. He finally reviewed 203 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:26,200 it for his Halloween series Monster Madness, and I. 204 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:26,960 Speaker 1: Had to edit the videos. 205 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,759 Speaker 3: I was like, I guess I should finally fuck go 206 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,279 watch this again. Joe and Tony for years have been 207 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,039 telling me it's great watching What are you doing? 208 00:09:33,159 --> 00:09:36,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Carnoisaur Funny enough. When rental reviews was still 209 00:09:36,519 --> 00:09:38,320 going on, we had list of movies we wanted to 210 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:41,000 do and I had car on there. We never got 211 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:41,240 to it. 212 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:45,639 Speaker 3: Apparently that was also James's first viewing for anyone at 213 00:09:45,639 --> 00:09:49,559 home that cares, So that was my first viewing, which 214 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,879 I wasn't crazy about it. Second viewing for this episode, 215 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,240 maybe that's changed. 216 00:09:54,279 --> 00:09:55,080 Speaker 1: We'll find out. 217 00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:59,279 Speaker 2: Well, it's stay tuned. Yeah, just like you Tone, this 218 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,600 movie has filtrated my life since I was a wee 219 00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:04,480 little one. Of course, Drastic Park dropped I'm a little 220 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,200 older than you, not too much. I'm on like three 221 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:06,960 years older than you. 222 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,919 Speaker 1: I'm about to turn thirty six. 223 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,039 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be thirty eight. 224 00:10:11,279 --> 00:10:12,039 Speaker 1: Ok. Yeah this year. 225 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be thirty eighth. 226 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 1: Checks out. 227 00:10:14,279 --> 00:10:18,159 Speaker 2: I saw Drastic Park. I remember vividly my father take 228 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,919 me to go see Drastic Park when it came out, 229 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:20,960 and it wasn't allowed. 230 00:10:21,159 --> 00:10:24,279 Speaker 1: I got to see the Little Rascals movie The Grassic Park. 231 00:10:24,399 --> 00:10:26,639 We actually got a bootleg. My uncle got a bootleg. 232 00:10:26,879 --> 00:10:28,559 Speaker 3: Someone with the cam in the back of the theater 233 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,399 couldn't fucking tell it. 234 00:10:31,159 --> 00:10:31,480 Speaker 1: I was. 235 00:10:31,879 --> 00:10:34,720 Speaker 2: I mean, like most little boys, I was really into dinosaurs, 236 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,960 like so much so that I wanted to be a 237 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,600 paleontologist when I was a kid. So Drassic Park comes 238 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,039 out and this hits video. I didn't see this in 239 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,200 the theater, of course. Yeah, but this hits video. But 240 00:10:45,279 --> 00:10:48,600 it's among things that I've all that I've rented a 241 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,039 lot as a kid as well. Like it's a New 242 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,639 Horizons joint, so you got Munchie in there, you got 243 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,399 step Monster, you got all the New Concord shit. So 244 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,039 this falls into that category because it's a Roger Corman joint. 245 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:01,759 So when it hit home video, immediately of course I 246 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:04,519 rented it. There's a big dinosaur on the cover, and 247 00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:06,679 it was like, holy ship, there's actually people getting eaten 248 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,720 by dinosaurs in this movie and like getting their gut 249 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,639 drip out and stuff. So as a little as little Joey, 250 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,679 it was. It was amazing. And then of course Cornosaur 251 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,559 two and three came out, So I've been a huge 252 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:20,600 fan of Cornoisaurs since I can remember. I got some 253 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,440 good stuff over here I picked. I remember specifically, I've 254 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:26,840 told the story about going to Sun Coast and having 255 00:11:26,879 --> 00:11:29,799 my stack of movies my list I would i'd hand over. 256 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,679 Speaker 1: That's where I saw this. That's where I saw this box, and. 257 00:11:34,799 --> 00:11:37,039 Speaker 2: That's where I got it because it was coming out 258 00:11:37,039 --> 00:11:38,679 and I fucking was like, well, I need the Cornosaur 259 00:11:38,759 --> 00:11:42,120 collection on DVD. So I grabbed that, and then I 260 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,600 have all the Cornosaurs on VHS, but they're in the 261 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:49,279 other room it is. But this specifically, what I'm pointing 262 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:53,080 at is the Carnosaur VHS box set, which I didn't 263 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:57,080 even know existed, and my buddy Rick had that at 264 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,440 a convention or at a show. It was one of 265 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,080 the criffety shows. The first time I met Rick was 266 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,679 was in Baltimore and he had that, and that was 267 00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:06,879 that's how I met Rick. I was like, dude, I 268 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,559 fucking need that, and He's like all right, And then 269 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,639 that's how we became friends. 270 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,679 Speaker 1: Crip videos where I got this laser disc. 271 00:12:11,759 --> 00:12:13,840 Speaker 2: Oh there you go. See, I don't have the laser discs, man, 272 00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:16,279 you got me beat on those, but I do have 273 00:12:16,279 --> 00:12:19,080 a carn store two o clock. I got this fucking 274 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:22,360 shit when eBay was like just starting so like to. 275 00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:24,600 Speaker 1: Like early two thousands, like two thousand and five. 276 00:12:25,039 --> 00:12:28,120 Speaker 2: Fuck West man, I'm still living with my folks and like, 277 00:12:28,519 --> 00:12:29,960 and you know, I was always on the hunt for 278 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,080 movie Memorabilian stuff and this popped up and I fucking 279 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,080 snagged that shit. Meanwhile, on my. 280 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,440 Speaker 3: eBay days, I gotta get this game Boy Advanced Cars 281 00:12:36,519 --> 00:12:38,039 just for like five dollars cheaper. 282 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 2: Sit there trying to hit the. 283 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,879 Speaker 3: Button for some asshole in their basement on the other 284 00:12:41,919 --> 00:12:44,440 side of the country. Got ww have no mercy for 285 00:12:44,519 --> 00:12:45,720 the fucking game Boy. 286 00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:48,240 Speaker 2: Before the buy it. Now I have to snipe right. 287 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,600 But yeah, and since then, I've I've a crewed a 288 00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:53,600 bunch of different Carnistore stuff. I have posters and shit, 289 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:55,240 I have some other stuff. I'm gonna show you real quick. 290 00:12:55,799 --> 00:12:58,840 I have a carn Store screener, but the only one 291 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:02,159 I could find for the show was the Carnosaur two screener. 292 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,320 And I love the screeners because they have like all 293 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,080 like the promo shut on them, and in the screener 294 00:13:07,399 --> 00:13:09,919 it's like, buy six copies of Carnissour two and get 295 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,919 a Carnisour clock. So the Carnosaur two is the one 296 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,840 with the clock and the t shirts. Okay, Carnisfour three 297 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:21,840 had something really cool. I didn't know either. Yeah, I 298 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,799 just saw today on the on the screener VHS. It's like, 299 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,919 buy twen copies of Carnistore and get this dinosaur or 300 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,159 Carnoisaur three survival kit. And it comes into fucking tin 301 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,080 with like a red cross on it and and the 302 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:39,799 and it has temporary tattoos, window decals and like shelf 303 00:13:39,799 --> 00:13:41,960 talkers and ship like the little the little guys that 304 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,320 go on the shelf. It said you had to own 305 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,080 a video store to get any of this cool ship. 306 00:13:45,399 --> 00:13:47,320 Speaker 1: Just get it. After that person got. 307 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,919 Speaker 2: Well, this shit comes, you gotta understand, like once video 308 00:13:50,919 --> 00:13:53,120 stars went out of business, everybody was selling their ship, 309 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,919 so if they had promo items like that's where I 310 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,200 got a lot of the standees and stuff was on 311 00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,919 like eBay or marketplace or ship like that. 312 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,000 Speaker 1: So that's where I got my cardboard cutout of Terminator 313 00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:05,480 three Arnold. There you got. He was going out of business, 314 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,279 that dude. 315 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:09,159 Speaker 2: That was great because I remember getting my Freddy and 316 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,559 Jason cut out. It's like two bucks or something crazy 317 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,360 from like Coconuts or some ship. Yeah, but I do 318 00:14:15,399 --> 00:14:17,200 want to show one thing before we keep going. Okay, 319 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,600 sometimes you get lucky and you get a cool score 320 00:14:19,679 --> 00:14:21,559 for not a lot of money. And these were fucking 321 00:14:21,559 --> 00:14:24,200 too cool. I could not pass them up. They are 322 00:14:24,759 --> 00:14:29,240 Carnosaur tie lobby cards. 323 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:30,720 Speaker 1: That is awesome. 324 00:14:30,799 --> 00:14:34,919 Speaker 2: I believe they're tied with the titular get away Bitch 325 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,320 scene a get away from her you dinosaur. 326 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,000 Speaker 1: There you go. 327 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,360 Speaker 2: We got a lot of cool stuff. This one's my 328 00:14:40,399 --> 00:14:43,240 favorite of the little guy and the jeep killing the chick. 329 00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:45,080 That's it's so good and one of my favorite scenes 330 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,759 in the movie when he's like roaring at the sky. 331 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:49,360 Speaker 1: After that, I think it's his tie. 332 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,519 Speaker 2: Somebody's gonna be like, you're an idiot, it's actually something else, 333 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:55,279 but whatever, and then my other you know, the iconic 334 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,840 scene at the end, which we'll talk about with the 335 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,879 bobcat of course, and that's it. So I thought these 336 00:14:59,879 --> 00:15:01,720 were really a really cool grab and I got them 337 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,879 for pretty cheap. So that's always a cool, fun thing. 338 00:15:03,879 --> 00:15:06,360 Speaker 1: That seemed is so iconic. They try to one up 339 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,960 it in the next movie with the fork left, but 340 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,879 since they love reusing footage, sometimes it is the bob 341 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:17,240 kap of the original Corman. You're giving all the Corman. Sorry, sorry, 342 00:15:17,559 --> 00:15:22,840 everyone knows now, just just let them all spill out right. 343 00:15:23,919 --> 00:15:25,799 Speaker 3: It is shocking to me as a kid, I wasn't 344 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:26,360 into these. 345 00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:28,240 Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just we've talked about in the 346 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:28,679 show before. 347 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,519 Speaker 3: Some of the stuff just either my mom didn't let 348 00:15:30,559 --> 00:15:32,639 me watch you, or it wasn't something my dad was 349 00:15:32,679 --> 00:15:34,879 particularly into. So I guess it just kind of went 350 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:38,039 figuratively and literally over my head because I fucking love 351 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,919 Jurassic Bark yeah so much. 352 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,399 Speaker 1: I had all the toys. Don't know how I missed this. 353 00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:44,840 Speaker 2: I think I think it was definitely like your mom 354 00:15:44,919 --> 00:15:47,159 not letting you see it, and like dad being like, 355 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,720 if I show Sean this, I'm gonna get my fucking 356 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:50,440 ass handed to me. 357 00:15:50,519 --> 00:15:55,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, but here's Jaws, here's Alien. Well, they're skip, he's 358 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,039 like universal monitors. 359 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,519 Speaker 2: Yes, artists are well if somebody's head is fucking ripped 360 00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:03,159 off at so Yeah, So let's jump into the BTS 361 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:08,799 shit so produced and acquired by Roger Corman, the King 362 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,000 of b We've talked about Roger Corman many, many times 363 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,919 on this show. We just recently talked about him on 364 00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:16,360 our HB love Craft Summer of Lovecraft month. We talked 365 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,960 about him on our Munchie show. We talked about him 366 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:22,639 on a bunch of other things. He's crossed over him, 367 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,320 Charles Band always coming up. 368 00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:26,639 Speaker 1: I've talked about him recently. Oh yeah, we did what 369 00:16:26,759 --> 00:16:29,559 is the worst Fantastic Four so far? We walked, Yeah, 370 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,960 we talked about the Corman one and still one of 371 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,840 the best ones, Argue and the documentary about the Corma. 372 00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:36,000 I think you guys did too. 373 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,840 Speaker 2: I haven't seen the documentary, but we did. We covered 374 00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:42,519 the ninety three Corman or ninety four Corman's Fantastic Four 375 00:16:42,559 --> 00:16:43,399 with the David Dfour. 376 00:16:43,639 --> 00:16:46,320 Speaker 3: We've talked enough about Fantastic Four recently, so I'll keep 377 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,919 this brief. But right around when the new one came out, 378 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,919 I rewatched the original, Like I mentioned a couple episodes back. 379 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,639 Speaker 1: Fucking Somebody with Marvel. 380 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:56,000 Speaker 3: I guess was going after YouTube because like there was 381 00:16:56,039 --> 00:16:57,559 like thirty copies of this movie on YouTube. 382 00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:00,440 Speaker 1: There's like none. You had a hunt, like yeah archive 383 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,360 to find it now. 384 00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:04,599 Speaker 2: Because I feel like, because Disney has the rights and 385 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:05,960 that's it, and you can't. 386 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:06,640 Speaker 1: Watch that ship for free. 387 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,279 Speaker 3: We got a couple of the actors in a scene 388 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,240 where you really have to actually be like eagle eye 389 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:13,480 viewers even find them, so now they're like aware of it. 390 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,279 Speaker 1: You know, it's kind of a shame because that movie 391 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:15,799 is great. 392 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:19,480 Speaker 2: So I thought, just real quick, Fantastic Side Tanger, real quick, 393 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:20,920 I started it. 394 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,160 Speaker 1: I thought, by way, that movie ties in the Carnatore. 395 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:23,960 We'll get to it later on. 396 00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:26,960 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, I brought it up. I thought 397 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,160 we were gonna have like the Fantastic Four alternate universe 398 00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:34,799 versions of Roger Corman in the movie, but it was 399 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:38,960 just like the actors from the movie, like as just. 400 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,839 Speaker 3: Like pedestrics, which honestly is the better way to do it. 401 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,359 Speaker 2: I was like, holy shit, they're gonna be like He's like, 402 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,319 he's gonna be like bug from fucking Uncle Buff. It's 403 00:17:46,319 --> 00:17:47,119 gonna be the hume of George. 404 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,119 Speaker 3: If you were to go by the internet speculation, we 405 00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:55,079 were gonna have counsel or Reads and the Council. That's 406 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:57,480 pretty cool idea, but let's wait on that seems like 407 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,440 a lot for this movie. 408 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,839 Speaker 1: But the spoilers but didn't get that. I hope that 409 00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:02,279 doesn't br anybody's day. 410 00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:05,200 Speaker 2: So yes, While Roger Corman acquires this title to put 411 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:09,319 it out and funds the first iteration of Carnoisaur, there 412 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,759 is a novel released by Harry Adam Knight and whose 413 00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:18,160 real name is John Bronsnan, like Brosenan, like Pierce brosene 414 00:18:19,079 --> 00:18:20,759 It's a book called Cornoisaur. 415 00:18:20,839 --> 00:18:22,319 Speaker 1: I have it here there it is right. This is 416 00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:26,319 one of the re release. Speaking of expensive things, I 417 00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:28,680 got this in twenty eighteen for like sixty bucks, and 418 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,279 then that's pretty expensive. I don't know what happened after 419 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:35,319 twenty eighteen, but then they went hard up in price, 420 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:36,880 hundreds of dollars. 421 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,960 Speaker 2: That chrisp Mine's upstairs. Chris Barr bought me that copy 422 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:45,160 for Christmas, one year in like twenty eleven, and I'm 423 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,119 sure he didn't spend sixty dollars on them. 424 00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:49,440 Speaker 1: No, dude, I don't know what happened afterwards, because I 425 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:52,119 looked it up again through the freaking roof. 426 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,559 Speaker 2: Try and finding the original version. Man, that's the reprint 427 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:55,359 after the movie came. 428 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,440 Speaker 1: However, it's since been reprinted again, so I think you 429 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,839 can get an affordable copy. Yeah, maybe went out of print, 430 00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:03,559 I guess is where I was going to go in 431 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,519 the startling tradition of Jurassic Park. I can't stress it up. 432 00:19:06,599 --> 00:19:10,200 They were not shying away that Jurassic Park. What is 433 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,440 the year of that book? Well, you know it. 434 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,960 Speaker 2: Is before Jurassic Park, Grassic Parks ninety and that's what 435 00:19:15,039 --> 00:19:16,319 I wanted to say. 436 00:19:16,319 --> 00:19:17,079 Speaker 1: Park's late eighties. 437 00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:19,200 Speaker 3: I think now the book is ninety. Book is ninety 438 00:19:19,279 --> 00:19:19,839 A double check? 439 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:20,319 Speaker 1: Is it really? 440 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:20,599 Speaker 3: Yeah? 441 00:19:20,599 --> 00:19:22,720 Speaker 2: Okay, That's what I wanted to stress about this novel 442 00:19:22,759 --> 00:19:27,000 is that harrietam Knight or John Brosen had already did 443 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:32,440 a almost verbatim idea that Michael Crichton happened to use 444 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:35,039 for Jurassic Park before Michael Crichton did so. 445 00:19:35,319 --> 00:19:38,599 Speaker 3: November twentieth nineteen ninety right, the ass in there. 446 00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:40,559 Speaker 1: So when I looked up, I went on like a 447 00:19:40,599 --> 00:19:42,799 deep dive on him and whatnot a few years back 448 00:19:42,839 --> 00:19:47,000 for reasons to probably talk about it. Yeah, but yeah, 449 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,880 so I think he got wind that Hollywood might be 450 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,839 going all in on dinosaur movies. Yeah, so he pumped 451 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:56,480 out this book and then Hollywood didn't go all in 452 00:19:56,559 --> 00:19:59,519 on dinosaur movies for a long time. Yeah, and then 453 00:19:59,559 --> 00:20:01,880 I think Roger Corman wanted to kid again on drafs Bar. 454 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,240 So he's like, what what do we have? What can 455 00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:07,200 we buy? That's before So if anyone called it out, 456 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,079 He's like, well, our book was written first. I've read 457 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:10,440 the book. 458 00:20:10,559 --> 00:20:13,319 Speaker 2: The movie is made first too. I'm pretty sure wasn't 459 00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:16,680 it Wade what carnishour was like conceived first? 460 00:20:17,519 --> 00:20:19,640 Speaker 1: The book? The books first? No, no, no. 461 00:20:20,279 --> 00:20:22,640 Speaker 2: I know the book existed first, but I'm saying Roger 462 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,960 Corman had gotten the rights and did it before Draft 463 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:26,680 Park had come out. 464 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,599 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you read the movie time, but I 465 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,400 think Jurassic Park was taking longer to make. 466 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:35,359 Speaker 2: I think two years and hit he took like two months. 467 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, But no, the 468 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:41,440 book is written ahead of time, and there are some similarities, like, uh, 469 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,960 what's the author did see Jurassic Park and he's He's 470 00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:48,279 quoted saying like I enjoyed that it ended, like you know, 471 00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:50,559 the visitor center. It kind of minds of his part 472 00:20:50,599 --> 00:20:52,519 of the book where there is like a dinosaur chase 473 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:55,799 through a museum, which then happened in a later Jurassic 474 00:20:55,799 --> 00:21:00,599 Park movie that little home museum. Oh yeah, way, But yeah, 475 00:21:00,599 --> 00:21:01,920 I don't know how much you want to talk about 476 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,160 the book. 477 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,640 Speaker 2: I don't want to talk too much about it because 478 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,519 I want to save that for c b. 479 00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:06,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, we got got to get the real nitty gritty 480 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,319 info from him. 481 00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:09,960 Speaker 1: I did read the book. So if you have any question, 482 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,680 I can tell you what is it this movie from 483 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:15,000 the book. I'll tell a few things. 484 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:16,000 Speaker 3: Like Salem's a lot, except it won't be me getting 485 00:21:16,079 --> 00:21:17,559 yelled at for spoiling the book. 486 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,680 Speaker 1: Well you just kept saying it. It was so much better. 487 00:21:21,519 --> 00:21:24,720 We no, this this movie is a carnosaur name only. 488 00:21:24,759 --> 00:21:27,359 There is a few kernels they take from the book. 489 00:21:27,839 --> 00:21:32,200 No characters, location different, which is of events different, which is. 490 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,920 Speaker 2: Really strange because John Brosman wrote the fucking treatment for 491 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:39,119 the movie. So it's like, well, why did you change 492 00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:41,880 so much of your own material? You know, I feel 493 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,160 like we budget. 494 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:45,240 Speaker 1: As someone who read that book, I'm like, yeah, it'd 495 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,799 be kind of hard to do on a Corman budget. 496 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,519 Speaker 2: Well right, but I feel like you can narrow down 497 00:21:48,519 --> 00:21:50,720 the main idea, which I guess is what they did essentially. 498 00:21:51,079 --> 00:21:53,400 Speaker 3: My head canon is also they had somebody on the 499 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,640 lot at Universal, like on set somewhere or in the 500 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,559 editing room, taking notes. They didn't write that exactly what 501 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,079 was in Park, but there's a I mean, maybe there's 502 00:22:02,079 --> 00:22:05,519 a parallel thinking dinosaurs going through windshields. I guess two 503 00:22:05,519 --> 00:22:08,440 people could have had that thought. I mean, a jeep 504 00:22:08,519 --> 00:22:09,480 is very specific. 505 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was in the book. That was in the books. 506 00:22:13,559 --> 00:22:15,759 Speaker 3: Was it in Harry's book first or John's That's a 507 00:22:15,759 --> 00:22:18,519 good question. That was it was in Michael Crichton's book. 508 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,519 That's kind of where I'm going with. Oh, yeah, right, 509 00:22:21,559 --> 00:22:24,279 they lifted that's literally that's one of the things that 510 00:22:24,319 --> 00:22:26,240 made it from the book to the famous movie. 511 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:28,160 Speaker 1: There's a lot of Jurassic Park the book, not in 512 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,200 the movie. That's that's a major scene. I love it. 513 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,640 Speaker 2: It's great. Cormanck was a fucking genius. 514 00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:34,160 Speaker 1: He was. 515 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,799 Speaker 2: He was, and he was so happy in the static 516 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,400 about thee Like we were talking about that in little 517 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,039 interview things. 518 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,119 Speaker 1: I love that promo, they that news report. They're like, 519 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,119 everyone knows Jurassic Park is coming out. There's a whole 520 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,519 there was like a whole exhibit, which actually reminded me. 521 00:22:49,559 --> 00:22:51,839 I went to Universal for the thirtieth Diniversity and they 522 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,000 had a thing. Even though they have a whole Jurassic 523 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:58,039 Park land, they built an exhibit in the regular park 524 00:22:58,079 --> 00:23:00,359 with even more Drastic Parks stuff, Like why you just 525 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,119 put this in the Jurassic anyway. 526 00:23:02,519 --> 00:23:04,640 Speaker 3: Because they can't do a whole park, I guess. 527 00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:08,160 Speaker 1: So they had everything over there, but it looked like 528 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,839 this news video he saw in the news video of 529 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:13,920 drastic Parks exhibit all the stuff, and somewhere over here 530 00:23:14,079 --> 00:23:17,839 Roger Korbit is working on his own dinosour movie. 531 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,440 Speaker 2: I love it so much because Corman is just like, 532 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,279 why don't you go? 533 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,640 Speaker 1: She too movies? 534 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,920 Speaker 2: Go she both buy movies. 535 00:23:24,759 --> 00:23:27,799 Speaker 1: But that thing they keep showing off, that t Rex suit, 536 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,359 other than the t Rex feet, that suit's not in 537 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,319 the movie. It's just the puppet and the full size thing. 538 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,599 The man of the suit is not in the movie 539 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,079 other than in the promo. 540 00:23:37,279 --> 00:23:38,920 Speaker 2: I don't think there is a man in a suit 541 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,000 if you watch if you watch the stuff, John Beekler 542 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,519 did the effects for this, so let's get that out 543 00:23:43,559 --> 00:23:45,079 of way. One of our favorites. We talk about him 544 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,839 all the time, huge part of Empire Pictures and all 545 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,319 that great stuff, made some of our favorite monsters, Gulies 546 00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:51,839 and troll and all that kind of skoo of stuff. 547 00:23:51,839 --> 00:23:54,279 So he does the dinosaurs for this, And in that 548 00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:57,319 promo you're talking about, he's got like a slave device 549 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,000 that's like working the arms and ship for the big animatron. 550 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:01,359 The hands and shit. 551 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,680 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure well that video I sent you, they 552 00:24:03,759 --> 00:24:06,519 kept chopping up and moving things around. Oh the full 553 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,599 news report, Like, if you watch the full thing, there 554 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,039 is a guy in a t Rex suit and they 555 00:24:11,079 --> 00:24:12,960 don't use it for I think the only shots you 556 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,400 see are when the t Rex's feet are walking. That's 557 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,759 the only shot of the suit. The full suit must 558 00:24:17,799 --> 00:24:20,799 have looked so bad they went, no, no, we're not 559 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:21,240 using that. 560 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,440 Speaker 2: But the animatronic was cool, and it was pretty fucking big. 561 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,440 It wasn't big as Mama t Rex in but it 562 00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:27,119 was pretty big. 563 00:24:27,279 --> 00:24:29,279 Speaker 3: But again, like we didn't say it yet, but also 564 00:24:29,319 --> 00:24:32,200 like Jassic Park, how much of a fuck this is 565 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,920 one and fifty grand soup to nuts? 566 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,119 Speaker 1: I mean, so you got to keep that in the 567 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,920 back of your head. But being thrifty, you know, they 568 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:42,039 had to rebuild those t Rex puppets for every movie. 569 00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:44,519 The Corman t Rex shows up in like ten other 570 00:24:44,559 --> 00:24:48,160 bott logic. 571 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,920 Speaker 2: You're talking about another movie where ILM had made like 572 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:56,000 some pioneering moves h for Jurassic Park. That's still fucking 573 00:24:56,039 --> 00:25:00,400 hold up, gang Bosters with listen, you know what I mean? Yeah, 574 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,039 before I move on from John Brazen as well, he 575 00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:06,799 wrote he also wrote Slimer, which was was adapted into 576 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,079 one of my favorites and one of our favorites of 577 00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:12,200 the VHS era, and that was Proteus, which is right here. 578 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,920 We've been talking about doing that one for a while, 579 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,759 which we'll get to. So now there's a tangential connection 580 00:25:16,839 --> 00:25:19,759 I can also. Yeah, also, it's a book called It's 581 00:25:19,759 --> 00:25:20,400 called Slimer. 582 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:21,960 Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's what you're just saying. 583 00:25:22,039 --> 00:25:25,759 Speaker 3: Sorry, he's a slimeris into the ghost spots. 584 00:25:25,759 --> 00:25:28,640 Speaker 2: Well, clearly that's why they changed it. Because they if 585 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,440 they put out a slimmer movie, all the kids would 586 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,000 be trying to rent it. 587 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,160 Speaker 1: Where's Peter? 588 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,440 Speaker 2: One more thing I wanted to bring up about Cornistow too, 589 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,640 because I want to talk briefly about the sequels to this. 590 00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:40,440 So Carnostar two, like you said before, it's basically Aliens, 591 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,480 but it's. 592 00:25:41,319 --> 00:25:41,960 Speaker 1: Such a good movie. 593 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,319 Speaker 2: It's such a different movie than this, and I appreciate 594 00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:45,839 it for that even though it's just Aliens. 595 00:25:45,839 --> 00:25:48,119 Speaker 1: It's not a very good sequel considering the ending of 596 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:48,599 this movie. 597 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,160 Speaker 2: But no, but it's totally it's totally fun and fun. 598 00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:53,279 As some people would like to say that are sitting 599 00:25:53,279 --> 00:25:55,599 next to me. Before I forget, I wanted to mention 600 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,359 that not only is Miguel Nunya's junior in this movie, 601 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,759 but Rodmin Flander is also in this movie. Who you 602 00:26:00,799 --> 00:26:01,920 did an interview with? 603 00:26:02,079 --> 00:26:05,599 Speaker 1: Yes, I interviewed Robin Flander and he mentioned both characters 604 00:26:05,599 --> 00:26:10,200 he played in Carnosaur two and and how he didn't 605 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,079 want to cut his hair so they wrote it into 606 00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,519 the plot to make fun of his hair because he 607 00:26:14,519 --> 00:26:16,400 didn't want to cut his hair in real life. Oh 608 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,000 my god. 609 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,680 Speaker 2: Rob and Flander, of course, is the director of Leprechaun 610 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,519 two and what else did he do? The Unborn, which 611 00:26:23,559 --> 00:26:25,000 I really love, and of course Idle Hand. 612 00:26:25,079 --> 00:26:28,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, I don't care for that movie. Oh, 613 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,039 I like, really, I don't care for it. 614 00:26:30,079 --> 00:26:31,039 Speaker 2: I need to watch it again. 615 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,880 Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, watch it again. I feel like 616 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,400 that'd be right up your album. I mean, I'm not 617 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,480 gonna be hurt if you don't like. No, I just 618 00:26:37,519 --> 00:26:38,680 feel shocked that you. 619 00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:41,359 Speaker 2: Don't like anybody watching or listening. Do me a favor, 620 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,119 do not go back and listen to our Idle Hands episode, 621 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,079 because I feel like I might have been unjust to 622 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,319 that movie. 623 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,640 Speaker 3: While I was just say, don't really listen to it 624 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,720 because my audio is fucked in that episode. 625 00:26:51,799 --> 00:26:52,440 Speaker 2: That's good enough. 626 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,400 Speaker 1: I like it, But I mean there's some good jokes 627 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,400 of that episode. Don't get me wrong. I'm not gonna 628 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,920 say don't. Don't, definitely don't. But were you gonna move 629 00:27:00,039 --> 00:27:00,839 when you watch the movie? 630 00:27:00,839 --> 00:27:01,920 Speaker 2: I might have been in a mood. 631 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,720 Speaker 1: That happens to me sometimes I rewatch a movie, I'm like, 632 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,240 I like this, it's been in the moon. 633 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,039 Speaker 3: Also, are probably remembering that the ending is fucked and 634 00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:11,319 they had a way better original ending than they didn't use. 635 00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,400 Speaker 1: I'm about to fight you. I like the theatrical. 636 00:27:17,839 --> 00:27:20,839 Speaker 3: Well funnier is debatable, but the original ending was more 637 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:21,680 in line. 638 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,880 Speaker 1: With the story being told. I don't know what it was. 639 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,839 Speaker 2: Maybe it was the fact that I recorded it in 640 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,359 a hotel room on the floor covered in pillows. That 641 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,519 could have been the thing. 642 00:27:29,559 --> 00:27:31,200 Speaker 1: The problem, My problem was that's the part. 643 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,119 Speaker 2: Was grumpy about it. Yeah, yeah, little It might have 644 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,519 been a little too harsh and I got to revisit 645 00:27:35,599 --> 00:27:37,599 that ship for sure, but also directed that. 646 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,279 Speaker 1: Is that what you were saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Robin 647 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:41,839 he did a lot of work recording. 648 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, a bunch of He's another one who got his 649 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,839 start too, just like so many other great guys like 650 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:50,359 James Cameron and uh oh my fucking god, Joe Dante, 651 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,640 Joe Dante, excuse. 652 00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,319 Speaker 1: Me, and actings got Nicholson Yeah. 653 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,039 Speaker 2: Little horrors, I mean, so many fucking people. 654 00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:57,559 Speaker 1: Yeah. 655 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,880 Speaker 2: Dick Miller, yeah yeah. We talked about that on the 656 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,799 HP love Craft Oh yeah, on the the Dunwich R. 657 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,240 I talked about the promo stuff that I wanted to 658 00:28:05,279 --> 00:28:08,480 about Cornisfur three. But fucking Scott Valentine, uh is the 659 00:28:08,519 --> 00:28:12,000 main character in that from classics such as My Demon Love. 660 00:28:12,079 --> 00:28:14,839 Speaker 3: I was convinced for a while while watching Carnosaur that 661 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,359 the main character Doc was fucking Scott Valentine. 662 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,079 Speaker 1: How he looks like I'm a little bit in the 663 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,720 dark lighting. A lot of this movie has. 664 00:28:21,799 --> 00:28:25,000 Speaker 2: It's not We got to revisit Scott Scott Valentine's Day 665 00:28:25,599 --> 00:28:27,440 next to We also did. 666 00:28:27,279 --> 00:28:31,559 Speaker 3: That Patreon episode, the Mini Scott Vampire. Yeah, yeah, that's 667 00:28:31,599 --> 00:28:35,440 and Charlie Spradling, that boro Line sex movie. That's a 668 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:40,680 soft core movie by surprise Guard. 669 00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:44,039 Speaker 2: Well you see Charlie Spratling's tits like two seconds. That's 670 00:28:44,039 --> 00:28:46,279 what was That's the benefit of having it on Vimeo 671 00:28:46,319 --> 00:28:48,319 because we can give you guys that on Patreon. 672 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,759 Speaker 1: It's a Patriot exclusive. 673 00:28:50,359 --> 00:28:52,599 Speaker 2: So this is where we're getting into the fucking weeds 674 00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:55,519 because you only see three movies in this Carnoisaur movie set. 675 00:28:55,759 --> 00:28:58,240 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but don't worry, you get plenty more Dinasaur. 676 00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:01,119 You want to see these dive Saurs and other movies. 677 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,680 They're out there. 678 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:08,240 Speaker 2: So technically Raptor, which is directed by Jim Minorsky, who 679 00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:10,839 was a big Corman guy, especially for New Concord directed 680 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:15,160 He directed Munch he sure did, starring Eric Roberts. Okay, 681 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:20,920 the Hulk, what Nor Roberts, Julian. 682 00:29:22,599 --> 00:29:25,079 Speaker 1: Eric Roberts, who Eric Roberts, who will be in a 683 00:29:25,359 --> 00:29:27,240 the biggest movie of two thousand and eight, and also 684 00:29:27,839 --> 00:29:31,519 Shark to Puss that one also just running those Corman movies. 685 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:36,319 Speaker 2: That movie is almost entirely comprised of footage from the 686 00:29:36,359 --> 00:29:38,200 previous three card Store movies. 687 00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:42,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, like Combine Raptor, they just keep using, just inserting 688 00:29:43,119 --> 00:29:44,319 Eric Roberts occasionally. 689 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, well they're in it. It's essentially the the It's 690 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,359 like Raymond Burr's shots of Godzilla put in. 691 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,319 Speaker 1: Which I've experienced something similar. We and Lena did all 692 00:29:55,359 --> 00:29:59,440 the Subspecies movies, and we included the vampire journals. Oh yeah, 693 00:29:59,519 --> 00:30:01,319 but then we learn that there was something else called 694 00:30:02,119 --> 00:30:05,680 malevolent What was it? A Decade in Evil one and two. Oh, 695 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,240 I don't really don't know that, Like why are these connected? 696 00:30:08,279 --> 00:30:11,000 And what Charles band directs them? And like why are 697 00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:13,640 people saying this is connected to subspecies? Is not included 698 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,599 Charlie directed them? Yeah, I know. I'm just shocked the 699 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,680 beginning of Decade and Evil is just like fifteen minutes 700 00:30:21,759 --> 00:30:25,480 summarizing what happened to Vampire Journals, but changing the name 701 00:30:25,559 --> 00:30:30,079 of the characters and ignoring the end. So most Yeah, 702 00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:32,720 it's just a record. They just used, recycled the footage 703 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,039 and started their own new story. But so much of 704 00:30:35,079 --> 00:30:38,519 it is just recap from Vampire Journal. God of course 705 00:30:38,519 --> 00:30:41,279 of that one of all of them. Yeah, I'm curious. 706 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,279 Speaker 2: I can't seem to remember decad and Evil. I gotta 707 00:30:43,279 --> 00:30:45,759 go look at those and check it out. Now, you don't, 708 00:30:46,559 --> 00:30:48,599 I need to know my own more pecuriosity. 709 00:30:50,039 --> 00:30:52,640 Speaker 1: Don't watch. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna really help. 710 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,759 I know you like little puppets and everything. I'm gonna 711 00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:55,720 let you off on a thing. 712 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,119 Speaker 3: Oh, you're getting more more recentable watch. 713 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,079 Speaker 1: And the little guy from Troll one is in it 714 00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:03,039 in the they recast them in the second one. I'm 715 00:31:03,039 --> 00:31:06,480 gonna just save you, like four hours, don't just skip it, 716 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,960 just skip it, Joe, you don't have to watch everything. 717 00:31:09,079 --> 00:31:12,720 Speaker 2: I feel like it's my duty to watch Charles Band 718 00:31:12,839 --> 00:31:13,240 Full Moon. 719 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,960 Speaker 1: You know you mentioned Phil fond of Carrol again, Joe. Joe, 720 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,079 me and Lena talked about we have to watch Subspecies 721 00:31:19,119 --> 00:31:21,240 five and then talk about Subspecies for two hours. And 722 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:22,480 then we're like, you know what, we're in it to 723 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,279 win it. Let's watch both of these. We both regret it, 724 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:29,200 Like I think midway through one we were like, shouldn't 725 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,960 have done this, But now we're right, we have to 726 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000 finish it committed. 727 00:31:32,119 --> 00:31:34,119 Speaker 2: But I can see being wrung out by the fifth 728 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,079 Subspecies movie, just like you know what, fuck you, I 729 00:31:37,079 --> 00:31:37,599 can't take that. 730 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,160 Speaker 3: Let's watch watch all thirteen pup up masters. Let me 731 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,759 know how you feel by the end of it. 732 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,720 Speaker 2: As far as I'm concerned that move those movie stopped. 733 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:48,319 Speaker 1: We're talking about recycling footage. Yeah, so uh. 734 00:31:48,359 --> 00:31:51,519 Speaker 2: There is also a technically a Carnosaur five, which is 735 00:31:51,559 --> 00:31:54,359 called the Eden Formula, directed by John Carl Beekler. He 736 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,119 does the effects for it. It's got fucking Tony Todd, it's 737 00:31:57,119 --> 00:32:00,680 got Jeff Fahy, and it's got d Wallace in it. 738 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,720 Speaker 1: Yes. Is it good? No? 739 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:03,519 Speaker 2: No? 740 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,880 Speaker 1: If I remember right, they use like speakers, they have 741 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,359 like a bunch of radios. It's confused. Is that that's 742 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,279 one of the Cgi Corman t rex? 743 00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:13,240 Speaker 2: Like that's what I thought, Yeah, but I don't know 744 00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:15,400 if it is because Beico did effects for it. 745 00:32:15,799 --> 00:32:18,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, keep in mind when I say there's CGI, like 746 00:32:18,359 --> 00:32:21,279 it's so they make are it's either this movie or 747 00:32:21,319 --> 00:32:24,200 another one. They make a digital version of the Corman 748 00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:27,759 t Rex, which is not the one that's on the poster. 749 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:32,000 That's like a different t'ffer. Yeah. So there's a digital 750 00:32:32,079 --> 00:32:33,960 version of the Corbin t Rex, which is pretty funny 751 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,960 to see. I think it's eating formula, but I could 752 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:36,640 be wrong there. 753 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,759 Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about, because I was like, what, 754 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:42,839 there's another Cornoisaur movie or adjacent movie. It technically it's not. 755 00:32:43,119 --> 00:32:45,680 I mean it is Carnistre five, but it's not. I 756 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,720 feel like there was another one with CGI specifically, and 757 00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:50,599 I remember it being really really awful, whether like in 758 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,680 a museum, like doing a presentation and there's like dinosaurs 759 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:55,640 in the in the museum. 760 00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:56,720 Speaker 1: That one. I haven't seen it. 761 00:32:56,839 --> 00:32:58,880 Speaker 2: It exists, and I'm forgetting the name of it, and 762 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,119 if I can remember it will pop it in. So 763 00:33:01,319 --> 00:33:06,359 but the fucking weirdest thing about the Carnoisaur series is 764 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:15,279 the Carnoisaur three remake called Scorpius Gigantis, like Scorpius from Farescape. 765 00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:17,759 It's it's free on YouTube if you want to watch. 766 00:33:17,519 --> 00:33:19,839 Speaker 1: It, or two be Carnisaur three remake. 767 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:24,039 Speaker 2: It's a remake of Carnoisaur three called Scorpius Gigantis. 768 00:33:24,079 --> 00:33:27,920 Speaker 1: Why did they remake I don't fucking know. It's already stunned. 769 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,279 Speaker 2: It's like the same exact plot as Carnisaur three, but 770 00:33:32,319 --> 00:33:37,119 it's a different month and everything I was scrubbing through it. 771 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:42,079 I'm not entirely sure, but like it's it looks from 772 00:33:42,119 --> 00:33:43,680 what I saw. I didn't watch it. I didn't have 773 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,000 time to sit down and watch it, but like that 774 00:33:45,119 --> 00:33:46,440 is something that I need to go do a deep 775 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,000 dive into. 776 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:49,920 Speaker 1: I want to too, but now after taking it evil, 777 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,599 I don't know if I wonder these things I've never 778 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,880 seen before, Like Cornosaur six, you opened the box, Tony, 779 00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:58,640 you summon them. I was saying, like, is Joe confused 780 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:02,039 because they the other? So Carnosur three is also called 781 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,440 uh primal primal species. Primal species, that's the subtitle, but 782 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,639 the foreign release because I have I should have brought it. 783 00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:12,239 I have a physical release of Carnosurar three. That's just 784 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,760 primal species. Dude. 785 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,039 Speaker 2: I was this fucking close to buying a print of 786 00:34:17,119 --> 00:34:20,679 primal species, thirty millimeter print, but it was Russian language 787 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,000 version only, so I was like, motherfucker. 788 00:34:23,119 --> 00:34:24,519 Speaker 1: Yeah. So for a minute, I'm like, oh, is he 789 00:34:24,559 --> 00:34:27,880 talking about that? But a rebig I've never heard of this. 790 00:34:28,039 --> 00:34:30,599 I I'm scared, but I'll check it out. 791 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,599 Speaker 2: I mean, it's really fucking bad. Like it's I was 792 00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:35,719 scrubbing through it. It's like shot on video. You know 793 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,480 how we were doing that the low budget shit in 794 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,880 the two thousands. They were like, well, shit, we don't 795 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,400 have to shoot on film, let's save some money. We'll 796 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:44,079 shoot on fucking mini DV tape. We talked about that 797 00:34:44,119 --> 00:34:46,239 in our rag Doll episode and that was one of 798 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,599 the first movies that came out from Full Moon that 799 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:51,480 was shot on video. 800 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,199 Speaker 1: Rag Doll does a great job with that. 801 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,119 Speaker 2: Rag Doll pulls it off, especially with the lighting and everything. 802 00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:01,159 Speaker 1: This one not so much. I wonder why. 803 00:35:01,679 --> 00:35:03,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, So that's like something that I might want to 804 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,519 go explore or maybe we'll come back to it a 805 00:35:05,599 --> 00:35:07,920 later date, because it's just so fucking bizarre to me. 806 00:35:08,559 --> 00:35:09,679 Speaker 1: Of all the fucking things. 807 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:14,199 Speaker 2: Yeah. So with that being said, I want to I 808 00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:17,800 want to tackle one thing real quick. I've known Tony 809 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,960 for a long time. I think we've known each other 810 00:35:20,079 --> 00:35:22,320 for since like twenty ten ish. 811 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,199 Speaker 1: I want to say, like when out House came out, 812 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,559 I think twenty eleven. Yeah, somewhere there was a monster 813 00:35:28,679 --> 00:35:30,800 I could I could, I could go on Facebook or 814 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,960 find the picture I took at that Monster Mania, and 815 00:35:33,039 --> 00:35:34,000 I know that's when I met you. 816 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:36,239 Speaker 2: That was when I yeah, that was when I promised 817 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,079 you Timmy in the t Rex, That's where that story 818 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,480 delivered it like fifteen years. I came through on my 819 00:35:41,559 --> 00:35:44,480 promise with the Gore cut in four K. 820 00:35:44,599 --> 00:35:46,760 Speaker 1: You were waiting for that specifically, like I know, one 821 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,719 day this will happen. 822 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,159 Speaker 2: I willed it into existence this show. 823 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,400 Speaker 3: We talked about it so much it happened. 824 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,039 Speaker 1: I was like, I want to review that on my 825 00:35:54,159 --> 00:35:58,559 very famous show Hack the Movies ten year twelve, people 826 00:35:58,639 --> 00:35:59,639 watch it. 827 00:35:59,639 --> 00:36:05,000 Speaker 2: It's so Tony was trying to acquire the carn the 828 00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:08,400 rights to Carnisour because he wanted to do a proper carn. 829 00:36:08,079 --> 00:36:11,440 Speaker 1: Of four yes, a Carnifore or at least like eight 830 00:36:11,559 --> 00:36:13,280 like I had. At that point. I had read the 831 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,559 book and I'm like, actually, the book could make a 832 00:36:15,599 --> 00:36:17,760 really cool movie or series. 833 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,599 Speaker 2: And the idea was cool, and like I was going 834 00:36:19,639 --> 00:36:21,239 to do the effects for it at that point. 835 00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:25,400 Speaker 1: Yes, but we had to figure out licensing foremost, and 836 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,199 that was a journey. So at first I thought it 837 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:32,079 was screened because at that point Corman had sold so yeah, 838 00:36:32,119 --> 00:36:34,360 Corman was like selling off a lot of us. Yeah, 839 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,199 so he had sold a bunch of his films to 840 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,400 screen Factory and show Factory. So I had to like 841 00:36:39,559 --> 00:36:42,639 get in contact with like their socials and stuff try 842 00:36:42,679 --> 00:36:45,000 to find everything. I'm like, hey, is this there? Do 843 00:36:45,039 --> 00:36:46,679 you guys own this? Where is this? And They're like, 844 00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,960 we don't own it? And I'm like okay, I'm like, well, 845 00:36:50,039 --> 00:36:53,559 let me call Henry Adam Knight or whatever his real 846 00:36:53,639 --> 00:36:57,159 name is, John John Brosden. Let me call his estate 847 00:36:57,199 --> 00:37:01,199 because he's since died. Yeah, So that I call his 848 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,920 estate and they're like, uh no, we don't have that. 849 00:37:05,679 --> 00:37:07,480 Uh they were sold to Corman. And I was just 850 00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:11,760 like cool, Hey, Corman wasn't stupid. So I eventually it 851 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,559 was just like okay, New Horizons. I'm like what, I'm like, Okay, Corman. 852 00:37:15,639 --> 00:37:18,840 So I got like whatever Corman's business was, I got 853 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,440 the number and I talked to a nice lady on 854 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,840 the phone and I went, Hi, who owns Cardosour By 855 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,119 the way, I was expecting, like not his assistant. I mean, 856 00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:36,280 I thought Roger Corman is gonna be go the phones. 857 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,400 I didn't think it was like a legit like that 858 00:37:38,519 --> 00:37:38,920 close to it. 859 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,360 Speaker 2: He's in the other room. Holme One was like, yeah, hey, 860 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:45,519 Roger the famous Yeah. 861 00:37:45,599 --> 00:37:47,679 Speaker 1: So I so I knew there was something because I 862 00:37:47,679 --> 00:37:49,840 think I was telling you if I remember right, fact 863 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,559 check all of this. By the way, he was back 864 00:37:51,599 --> 00:37:54,199 in twenty eighteen when I was doing this. Yes, I 865 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,519 think his sons were annoyed that he gave everything to 866 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,039 a bunch of stuff to screen factory, and they tried 867 00:37:59,119 --> 00:38:02,280 to do some legal thing. So what I learned is 868 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,519 that his daughter one of his daughter. I don't know 869 00:38:04,519 --> 00:38:07,639 how many daughters he has a daughter of his at 870 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,360 least around twenty eighteen. Don't know what's changed since then. 871 00:38:11,159 --> 00:38:13,079 I can be a daughter anymore. That's a good point. Yeah, 872 00:38:13,079 --> 00:38:14,880 it could be that too. I think she's some kind 873 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,320 of artist. 874 00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,880 Speaker 2: I know you're a single guy, so I already got 875 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,280 a plan around this when you're finished. 876 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,920 Speaker 1: So basically, she owns the Carnosaur films along with a 877 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,320 bunch of other films. It's some kind of trust thing. 878 00:38:26,639 --> 00:38:28,840 I forget the specifics of it. So I was able 879 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,360 to get her email, and I was able to email 880 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,400 her like, hey, I have this idea, we want to 881 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,679 do this. We were wondering what the licensing was for it, 882 00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,000 and if I remember right, it was fifty thousand a 883 00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:41,760 year to license the carnosaur property. 884 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,039 Speaker 2: Okay, and then actually not that much. 885 00:38:44,119 --> 00:38:46,800 Speaker 1: And then a person who will not be named, who 886 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,519 has money, who was interested. I was like, this is 887 00:38:49,519 --> 00:38:52,280 how much? And they went now, and that was the 888 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,840 end of my journey. I still have her email, so 889 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,360 maybe one day I'll circle back. 890 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,960 Speaker 2: You got to keep having babe. Well, that guy was saying, 891 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,559 you're seeing your single gentlemen. You go, you try to 892 00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:03,559 you try to hook up with Corman's daughter, and then 893 00:39:03,599 --> 00:39:05,639 you're we're fucking in Like sin dude. 894 00:39:05,679 --> 00:39:07,519 Speaker 1: You steal the paperwork of her desk. 895 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,079 Speaker 2: However, it all goes to me. 896 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,880 Speaker 1: But like I was saying, so when I would look 897 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,480 her up, she is like an artist up. But I 898 00:39:12,519 --> 00:39:15,719 don't think she does many movie things. And we were 899 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,239 talking like, why are there no releases? I think maybe 900 00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,360 she has to approve it and no one's gone to 901 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,199 her or because these movies are all on YouTube. No 902 00:39:24,199 --> 00:39:26,840 one ever takes them down. She could, but she does. 903 00:39:27,079 --> 00:39:29,559 Except for the Fantastic Four. They took all those. Yeah, yeah, 904 00:39:29,559 --> 00:39:30,039 they took those. 905 00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,119 Speaker 2: Well, we were talking about this before we got on 906 00:39:32,199 --> 00:39:34,880 and we're like, you know this, these movies, even the 907 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:39,639 third one, really deserves a Blu ray set. Get something good. 908 00:39:39,639 --> 00:39:43,360 And it's a shame that Beakler's gone. Now, Diane Ladd's gone. 909 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,159 You know, all these people are, not all of them, 910 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,199 a lot of them for the for the first movie, 911 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,719 so it's like great, but I would still love to 912 00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,400 see a proper blu ray set. I would love to 913 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,039 see these fucking movies like in proper like widescreen. 914 00:39:56,239 --> 00:40:01,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's look, look, no one's no one's gonna buy 915 00:40:01,159 --> 00:40:03,320 carnosour three blu ray on its own. If you get 916 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:04,519 a three pack, A. 917 00:40:04,559 --> 00:40:06,000 Speaker 3: Lot of people, well they used to do it, like 918 00:40:06,079 --> 00:40:07,679 Nine of the Demons. You put the four k of 919 00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:09,760 each one. It's like the third one, most people are 920 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,719 gonna buy it. But yeah, the after so the collectors 921 00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,000 are like, fuck it, drop the extra money. 922 00:40:14,199 --> 00:40:16,320 Speaker 2: I would love to see all the fucking corner store 923 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,639 movies we just mentioned, including Gigantis Scorpius in one big 924 00:40:19,679 --> 00:40:21,920 box set that would be throll on by the same 925 00:40:22,079 --> 00:40:23,679 you know, it's all part of the same ship. Unless 926 00:40:23,679 --> 00:40:24,599 one of the Sun's owns that. 927 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't know. Yeah, so hopefully something happens with 928 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,159 one day at least as I might be misremembering some 929 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,719 of this stuff, but as far as twenty eighteen, I 930 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,880 think she owned it and that was it. So if 931 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,159 you want a license car, yeah, or I don't know 932 00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,719 if the number has gone up or down since, then. 933 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,119 Speaker 2: We should try. We should try. We'll pull money at 934 00:40:43,119 --> 00:40:46,039 some point when we're when we're rich, let and we'll 935 00:40:46,079 --> 00:40:46,800 and we'll be like. 936 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:52,000 Speaker 1: Hey, let's just crawfu ugo, go dot com slash buy Carnoisaur. 937 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,639 Speaker 2: We want Carnasaur. 938 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,239 Speaker 1: We promise we'll make it. Oh, I will. 939 00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:00,519 Speaker 2: I will literally interview everybody that's alive that can say 940 00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:02,920 something about cars completing the fifth. 941 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, part of our scam, I mean school. 942 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,840 Speaker 2: I would never you might, I would not. But yeah, 943 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,360 with that being said, uh, you want to plot crunches 944 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,880 for us real quick? Just the first one? 945 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,840 Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's what we're talking about today. 946 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, if you start going on these other ones, I'll 947 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,199 be totally fucking I did want to do a joke, 948 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,920 and you told me about I was gonna be like, well, 949 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,320 you can tell you about the plot's not and I 950 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,679 was gonna read the book summary. 951 00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:30,280 Speaker 1: He can do the same thing for Jurassic Park. 952 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,519 Speaker 3: The book back and you're talking about the movie. 953 00:41:32,559 --> 00:41:35,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, uh carnoisaur. 954 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,559 Speaker 2: Uh this is a tough one. 955 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,760 Speaker 1: What do you mean, it's real easy. It's about a 956 00:41:40,199 --> 00:41:47,119 scientist who uh plays around with genetic engineering and recreates 957 00:41:47,159 --> 00:41:50,800 prehistoric monsters that get loose and kill a bunch of people. 958 00:41:50,559 --> 00:41:52,000 Speaker 2: Spared no expense. 959 00:41:52,079 --> 00:41:54,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, stop me if you heard that one before, Guys, 960 00:41:54,639 --> 00:41:56,840 I never heard that one before. Yes, No, this one's 961 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,719 a little bit moreous malicious. The lady is insane. She's 962 00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,719 an evil scientists. 963 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:06,039 Speaker 3: Like the Jurassic Park book kind of sort of, they 964 00:42:06,079 --> 00:42:07,079 were more money hungry. 965 00:42:07,159 --> 00:42:09,519 Speaker 1: This lady is out to destroy the world. 966 00:42:09,559 --> 00:42:13,280 Speaker 2: She's trying to do a genocide of the human race 967 00:42:13,519 --> 00:42:14,639 via dinosaurs. 968 00:42:15,039 --> 00:42:18,800 Speaker 1: Yes, because she feels bad or something real quick plan 969 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,239 is flawed. We get into that later when she's doing 970 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,800 her bad eye story. Yeah. Yeah, so they she tries 971 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,079 to take over the world with dinosaurs by spreading a 972 00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:31,719 virus that makes men sick and get knocks women up 973 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,760 with dinosaur pabies. Pretty great. 974 00:42:34,199 --> 00:42:34,320 Speaker 4: Uh. 975 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:38,760 Speaker 1: Meanwhile, her plans start a little prematurely. A dinosaur breaks 976 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,639 out earlier than it should have, yeah, and starts causing chaos. 977 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:47,880 And then an environmentalist and a guy whose security for 978 00:42:48,039 --> 00:42:52,280 a construction site had to set aside their differences to 979 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,000 stop these monsters. And also Clint Howard's there, sure, and 980 00:42:56,039 --> 00:43:00,280 the guy from the Fatigues episode of Seinfeld. Oh yeah, 981 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,239 fallon right, Yeah, very very good. 982 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,119 Speaker 2: Tone. That was great. That was good. I'm so proud 983 00:43:04,159 --> 00:43:05,320 of you. Didn't have to read the box. 984 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,800 Speaker 1: I could have picked up. Well, there's a little synopsis 985 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:14,880 on the back ship that's white on bright greens. 986 00:43:16,599 --> 00:43:18,519 Speaker 3: Maybe I should start reading the box. Gonna make my 987 00:43:19,079 --> 00:43:20,000 block crunch shorter. 988 00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:25,239 Speaker 1: So yeah, we open up in a chicken factory mm hm. 989 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,920 Speaker 2: And this is the whole title sequence, and it's all 990 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:34,119 stock footage of real chicken slaughter just like Slaughterhouse if 991 00:43:34,119 --> 00:43:36,320 you ever saw that movie with the pigs. So it's 992 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,039 kind of like that. But then but then it stops 993 00:43:38,039 --> 00:43:40,280 and it'll punch in like a like a fucking terminator, 994 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:44,159 and it'll be like species vulture. Also crossbread with other 995 00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,559 species t rex or some ship like that I wrote up. 996 00:43:46,559 --> 00:43:49,280 Speaker 3: But yeah, what it says like sample species iguana, target 997 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,280 species chicken, Like what the fuck me? 998 00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:55,119 Speaker 1: And uh, here is I said, I'm gonna do this 999 00:43:55,159 --> 00:43:58,599 a couple of times. Here is like one weird kernel 1000 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,880 left over from the book. Okay, the book actually is 1001 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,000 kind of like what they were attempting to do in 1002 00:44:05,039 --> 00:44:09,760 real life, manipulating pre existing bird embryos, manipulating the DNA. 1003 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,360 So recently we've gotten a chicken embryo that had like teeth, 1004 00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:18,159 they ended up not birthing it for ethics or whatever, 1005 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,239 like that seems cool as hell, let's do it. But again, 1006 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,440 remember jenegan engineering like the eighties, like seventies, eighties and nineties, 1007 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,800 that was like a new thing, thinking machine, supercomputer. Yeah, 1008 00:44:28,039 --> 00:44:31,280 people were really like writing stuff about this. That's where 1009 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,079 drastic Park comes from in this In the book, he 1010 00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:38,480 is able to make dinosaurs by manipulating chicken DNA and 1011 00:44:38,559 --> 00:44:41,280 restructuring it to be more like a dinosaur. 1012 00:44:42,119 --> 00:44:46,920 Speaker 2: Ancestors fucking toads in Jurassic Park. Like, hello, so they 1013 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,559 gotta fillm the gene sequencing caps. 1014 00:44:48,599 --> 00:44:51,679 Speaker 1: So apparently I guess this maybe is how she brought 1015 00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,079 back the dinosaurs, but the whole chicken thing is part 1016 00:44:54,119 --> 00:44:58,039 of like the dinosaur district. They changed it into dinosaur 1017 00:44:58,119 --> 00:45:00,880 distribution and kind of glo us over the fact that 1018 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,800 maybe the dinosaurs have manipulated. It's just weird how that 1019 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,440 one thing spread out into this whole other thing. In 1020 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,360 the script, it's this crazy nefarious plan. 1021 00:45:11,079 --> 00:45:12,840 Speaker 3: I just think it's funny that it's like, yeah, I 1022 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,119 guess it's genetics. How else do you bring dinosaurs back 1023 00:45:15,119 --> 00:45:18,119 besides like a really weird time machine or something. But 1024 00:45:18,199 --> 00:45:20,960 it's like, yeah, literally exactly the same as Jurassic Park, 1025 00:45:21,079 --> 00:45:25,440 just change the Actually I mentioned iguana's, crocodiles, reptiles are mentioned, 1026 00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,000 but yeah, chickens. 1027 00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:30,920 Speaker 1: They had some actual dinosaur DNA, which doesn't exist in 1028 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,679 real life. This one is like one hundred percent. They're 1029 00:45:32,679 --> 00:45:35,559 supposed to be mutated, like pre exists the game. 1030 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,639 Speaker 3: Later they're like in a month later seem they're like, yeah, 1031 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,440 the cows, you had some turnip DNA and oh. 1032 00:45:41,599 --> 00:45:46,800 Speaker 1: I why genetic stuff? Yeah, which was our boys in DC. 1033 00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:48,800 I don't know how the fun I'm not saying this 1034 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,039 movie did it well or smart labor. 1035 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,480 Speaker 2: No, but I like the idea of because they do 1036 00:45:53,519 --> 00:45:56,199 explore that andsic park where they're like, well, these aren't 1037 00:45:56,199 --> 00:45:59,960 really dinosaurs, they're just mutated dinosaur things, and this goes 1038 00:46:00,039 --> 00:46:01,679 full bor on that when it's like she's like, yeah, 1039 00:46:01,679 --> 00:46:04,280 I made it Dinah by splicing all these animals together, 1040 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:06,199 and then I put them in a human and a 1041 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,079 chicken or something. 1042 00:46:07,119 --> 00:46:09,119 Speaker 1: Yeah. Then I then I turned it into a virus 1043 00:46:09,119 --> 00:46:12,760 and chickens that I didn't test it well enough, and 1044 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,559 now it's kind of gotten out of control. 1045 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,320 Speaker 2: This movie used to freak me out as a kid 1046 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:20,239 because of the virus element. It feels very like gross 1047 00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:21,880 in a lot of parts, and we'll get to it. 1048 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,239 Speaker 1: But by the virus thing totally ignored to the next. 1049 00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:27,239 Two starts with two and then goes to one, and 1050 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,639 you're like, I didn't know about this too. 1051 00:46:28,679 --> 00:46:30,800 Speaker 3: Should have started with like the Apocalypse, like a Resident 1052 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,880 Evil movie where it's like the world is dead and 1053 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,159 the chicken zombies have taken over. 1054 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,119 Speaker 2: To two is very much like we made dinosaurs and 1055 00:46:38,119 --> 00:46:39,400 now we're using them for weapons. 1056 00:46:39,559 --> 00:46:43,880 Speaker 1: And then like the not even sorry sorry too, they're like, yeah, 1057 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,480 so something happened. We took care of it. We left 1058 00:46:46,519 --> 00:46:49,559 the eggs here at a nuclear reactor in the desert, like, 1059 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,760 break the eggs, what are you doing? And it turns 1060 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:57,159 out the nuclear reactor hatch the eggs. Like who's playing 1061 00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:57,559 was this? 1062 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,480 Speaker 2: What do you mean? Like gudz alocides. 1063 00:46:59,519 --> 00:46:59,760 Speaker 1: I don't know. 1064 00:47:00,039 --> 00:47:01,159 Speaker 2: Anyway, they need. 1065 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:01,440 Speaker 1: To doc there. 1066 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,400 Speaker 2: He was all willing to shoot the eggs. Nobody else 1067 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,960 was willing to. So we bounce around a lot in 1068 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,719 this movie. So I kind of want to if things 1069 00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,880 are going to be covered a little quickly. Yeah, we're 1070 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,920 at a board meeting in DC, and it's about the 1071 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,639 different advanced research projects that are going on across the world, 1072 00:47:16,679 --> 00:47:21,960 and there's different bio labs that are doing different things. Specifically, 1073 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:26,360 Unice is the one doing food research there, and that 1074 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,519 kind of ties into the chicken shit. No pun attended. 1075 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,519 Speaker 3: Also, Corn got his Coca Cola money in this movie. 1076 00:47:32,559 --> 00:47:35,480 They're all drink coke, diet cokes, regular code. 1077 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,280 Speaker 2: And product placement. That's how you do that show. So 1078 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,239 each time a new scene comes up, you're introduced to 1079 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,760 like maybe a character or like where they are, and 1080 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,920 then on the bottom of the screen there is an 1081 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,239 infection rate. Yes, right, and it said it's infected by 1082 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:52,000 per million and right now. It's at zero percent when 1083 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,280 we're having this conversation, and it quickly jumps just by 1084 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,760 a couple hours, by quite a bit. 1085 00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,199 Speaker 1: It's like up to seventy one. 1086 00:47:59,519 --> 00:48:01,039 Speaker 2: Yeah, by the end of the By the end of 1087 00:48:01,039 --> 00:48:03,599 the movie, it's like, what the fuck? But we get 1088 00:48:03,599 --> 00:48:06,280 some lord dropped here about a scientist that's at the 1089 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:11,039 UNICE laboratory that's doing experiments that they don't know anything 1090 00:48:11,079 --> 00:48:15,280 about because because there is like an NDA in place 1091 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,599 where they're like, oh, I don't know. We just gave 1092 00:48:17,599 --> 00:48:19,199 her this stuff and we're not allowed to talk about 1093 00:48:19,199 --> 00:48:20,639 it or else we lose the patents. And that was 1094 00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,519 kind of the deal. We just she just asked us 1095 00:48:22,519 --> 00:48:24,199 to be quiet about it so we don't look at it. 1096 00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,199 Speaker 1: That doesn't seem like a good idea at all in 1097 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:28,840 a bio research lab. 1098 00:48:29,199 --> 00:48:30,519 Speaker 2: I don't think so. 1099 00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:32,760 Speaker 1: She They mentioned later on that she is like a 1100 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:36,519 huge genetic research person, like she could probably get away 1101 00:48:36,559 --> 00:48:39,199 with it. But that was a Jane tip Tree, right. 1102 00:48:39,159 --> 00:48:41,400 Speaker 2: Jane tip Tree played by Diane Ladd, which is of 1103 00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,840 course the mother of Laura Dern, who is in the 1104 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,360 More the Larger movie That Comes Home. 1105 00:48:48,119 --> 00:48:49,079 Speaker 1: God, I did it. 1106 00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:51,159 Speaker 3: That was not obvious because this is the first time 1107 00:48:51,199 --> 00:48:52,320 I've ever heard that trivia. 1108 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,440 Speaker 2: That was a big talking point when they were talking 1109 00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,920 about these films on the news. 1110 00:48:57,519 --> 00:48:59,159 Speaker 1: She was Clark Riswold's mother, and. 1111 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:05,000 Speaker 3: I missed the major fucking Laura Dern Laura. 1112 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,400 Speaker 1: Durd's mother, and I think blue Velvet and wild. 1113 00:49:08,559 --> 00:49:10,239 Speaker 2: Oh yeah. 1114 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,119 Speaker 1: But now I'm upset that David Lynch never made a 1115 00:49:12,119 --> 00:49:18,360 dinosaur movie with both of them. Imagine that's what it was, Diane, 1116 00:49:19,079 --> 00:49:21,360 baby dinosaur. Everybody's like, what is that thing made out of. 1117 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:25,400 Speaker 3: Carnoisour Okay, I'm picturing it now, everything in heaven, everything is. 1118 00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:28,480 Speaker 1: It's funny because our our friend Clayton Theed who you 1119 00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:29,599 guys did Theodore Rex? 1120 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:30,199 Speaker 2: We did? 1121 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:30,519 Speaker 1: He? 1122 00:49:30,599 --> 00:49:32,960 Speaker 2: I mean Theodore Rex is coming up later, baby, don't worry. 1123 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,960 Speaker 1: He on his channel, he did a thing called like 1124 00:49:37,079 --> 00:49:39,880 Engines List where he would break down each dinosaurs and 1125 00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,000 it's funny. The first thing I ever did with Clayton 1126 00:49:42,639 --> 00:49:45,159 uh for he would do April Fools videos, we did 1127 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:48,639 Tip Tree's List, where it was basically for one day. 1128 00:49:48,679 --> 00:49:51,960 His channel was Carnoisaur Theory, and I broke this whole 1129 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,079 thing for him, breaking out every dinosaur that was in 1130 00:49:55,119 --> 00:49:57,480 the thing and the like to the whole thing. We 1131 00:49:57,559 --> 00:50:00,360 rewrote it to where he was just a carnoisaur panel 1132 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,239 and this is like the thing and the pants were 1133 00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,599 like well, and of course goes by the way, this 1134 00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:06,480 was a Joe. Oh my god. 1135 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,119 Speaker 2: I don't even know if Diane Ladd knows what the 1136 00:50:09,159 --> 00:50:09,960 fuck she's making. 1137 00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,079 Speaker 1: She's like, oh, it attached. 1138 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,199 Speaker 3: I don't think she knows what the fuck she's saying. 1139 00:50:14,599 --> 00:50:19,719 Speaker 1: Diane, let the gene to tree tip tree. Her problem 1140 00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:23,639 is that like, only she knows the plan. She doesn't 1141 00:50:23,639 --> 00:50:26,239 have any crazy disciples. She's just kind of giving. It's 1142 00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,880 like the Manhattan Project. Well, you guys know some stuff, 1143 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,679 but only she knows the full plant. So that's kind 1144 00:50:31,679 --> 00:50:34,159 of why it gets fucked up, because no one really 1145 00:50:34,199 --> 00:50:36,519 knows what they're supposed to be doing or what the 1146 00:50:36,599 --> 00:50:37,119 plan is. 1147 00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:38,880 Speaker 2: It's kind of genius because she's one of the only 1148 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,079 ones that doesn't tell anybody the find Yeah, but her 1149 00:50:41,079 --> 00:50:42,199 plan is very complicated. 1150 00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,880 Speaker 1: You need some radicalized disciples to pull this off, and 1151 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:45,719 she does not have. 1152 00:50:46,199 --> 00:50:48,119 Speaker 2: Her brain is radically deteriorating. 1153 00:50:48,599 --> 00:50:51,400 Speaker 3: I do like this like classic sci fi framing that 1154 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,000 they give her where she's just like this overlord talking 1155 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,519 into a computer monitor for most of the movie. 1156 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:57,280 Speaker 2: It's cool. 1157 00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,760 Speaker 1: That's how that's how you film her uh scenes on 1158 00:51:00,119 --> 00:51:02,039 three days. 1159 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,519 Speaker 2: And we're done, and they're all in this fucking room 1160 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,719 and then we want you to lay down and burthen 1161 00:51:07,199 --> 00:51:10,679 we'll talk about. So she's experimenting on chicken specifically, like 1162 00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:15,280 we talked about, and she didn't expect this chicken to 1163 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:19,480 pop off so early. And this chicken, its whole ass 1164 00:51:19,519 --> 00:51:24,639 explodes from this egg that comes out of there's three situation. Yeah, yeah, 1165 00:51:24,679 --> 00:51:27,719 And these two guys are dispatched to like clean it up, right. 1166 00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:29,760 They're like, she's like destroy, you know, bring me the 1167 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,679 egg or whatever is there, and you know, I need 1168 00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:34,639 all the samples and stuff. So they go, Okay, they 1169 00:51:34,679 --> 00:51:38,000 get there and the fucking thing had the carnisour TM 1170 00:51:38,039 --> 00:51:39,920 hatches out of the egg and scratches his dude's face 1171 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:40,400 and runs off. 1172 00:51:40,559 --> 00:51:42,480 Speaker 1: Also, it's this big ass fucking egg. 1173 00:51:42,519 --> 00:51:45,039 Speaker 3: There's like chicken guts and feathers everywhere. 1174 00:51:45,119 --> 00:51:48,360 Speaker 2: This poor chicken, this poor chicken's ass exploded. This fucking eggs. 1175 00:51:48,639 --> 00:51:50,760 Speaker 1: The chicken couldn't lay the egg. Now I had to 1176 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,079 explode out of the chicken. Yeah, I swear the guy. 1177 00:51:53,079 --> 00:51:55,360 Speaker 3: I thought this one guy was Leader from Incredible Hulk, 1178 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,039 but total name. 1179 00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,320 Speaker 2: I thought he was the guy from Jingle All the 1180 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,960 guy who's sick driving the truck. I thought that was 1181 00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,840 the guy from Jingle All the Way that laughs at Arnold. 1182 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,920 Speaker 1: But it's not. I don't know if it's okay, one 1183 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,840 of the guys. I don't know if there was this 1184 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,039 truck or another truck. There's a lot of truck drivers 1185 00:52:10,119 --> 00:52:12,960 and stuff of this. A lot of the minor characters 1186 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,599 I tend to like forget or mix up. One of 1187 00:52:15,639 --> 00:52:18,280 them I think is like the weird Bug, one of 1188 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,000 the weird bug scientists from Silence of the Lambs, one 1189 00:52:21,039 --> 00:52:23,239 with the wonky eye, I think is in this at 1190 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,719 some point. I don't know if he's one of the 1191 00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:25,719 guys drives the truck. 1192 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:26,400 Speaker 2: I can't remember. 1193 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,039 Speaker 1: He's like a military dude. He's in this. 1194 00:52:28,159 --> 00:52:30,320 Speaker 3: He's in this is the point. There's a lot of 1195 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:31,159 that guys in this. 1196 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,599 Speaker 2: Yes, So now we're at the poultry plant and infected 1197 00:52:34,639 --> 00:52:38,159 cells have none now gone up to fifteen percent a million. 1198 00:52:38,039 --> 00:52:42,239 Speaker 1: And they say no one in or out. Yeah, don't 1199 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,599 let even do the gate. Goddamnit. No one in or out. 1200 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,760 Speaker 2: Well, Clint Howard is packing up the chickens. He's like, man, 1201 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,599 never saw so many scared chicken before. I guess the 1202 00:52:51,679 --> 00:52:54,519 skytish falling or something like welcome back. 1203 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:58,440 Speaker 3: Clintuh for like the third or fourth, fifth, sixth time. 1204 00:52:58,639 --> 00:53:01,320 Speaker 2: This is before he starts the weed farming gets killed 1205 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:01,760 by ticks. 1206 00:53:02,039 --> 00:53:04,199 Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't get infested in this movie. 1207 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,119 Speaker 3: Unfortunately, would expect this would be the movie he would 1208 00:53:07,119 --> 00:53:09,440 get infested. But I love how they're like, yeah, you're 1209 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,239 gonna help it. I was like, I drive the trucks. 1210 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,440 Speaker 1: I don't load him. 1211 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,360 Speaker 2: The fucking the other scientist guy that's helping Diane Ladd 1212 00:53:15,519 --> 00:53:17,000 is just like he's all. 1213 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:17,400 Speaker 1: Sick and shit. 1214 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,599 Speaker 2: He's like, don't don't let anybody out, don't let nobody goes. 1215 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:20,880 Speaker 1: In or out. 1216 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,840 Speaker 2: We gotta contain this guys in the guard of the 1217 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:24,400 Friend's like, okay, whatever. 1218 00:53:24,119 --> 00:53:27,480 Speaker 1: You say, second later, I'm gonna be late. Okay. 1219 00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,960 Speaker 2: He like, man, people coughing on shit in this movie. 1220 00:53:31,079 --> 00:53:33,320 He like coughs into his hand. He's like he's like, oh, 1221 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:35,840 he's just going John or whatever. He's like, come on, man, 1222 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,360 I gotta get these cluckers back to fucking I don't 1223 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,599 know where before dark for three hour drive and he's like, 1224 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,800 all right, sure, go ahead, we'll say you left early. 1225 00:53:44,119 --> 00:53:46,639 Speaker 1: It's like, what are you doing? The guy just holding 1226 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,039 up fucking let anybody out than one job. 1227 00:53:49,119 --> 00:53:51,679 Speaker 3: Not to mention those guys with Clint Howard. So again 1228 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,280 we just talked about it. They saw this destroyed chicken, 1229 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,280 his exploded chicken with this this thing maybe moving around. 1230 00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,480 They don't see it, but they know something weird loaded 1231 00:53:59,519 --> 00:54:00,119 on the fucking. 1232 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,920 Speaker 2: Whatever this bloody pen don't be eating any eggs from 1233 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,159 the fucking pure x chicken. 1234 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:05,599 Speaker 1: Yeah. 1235 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,079 Speaker 3: I love how this guy's driving down the road and 1236 00:54:08,079 --> 00:54:10,199 now with it. Like a minute, he's like, huh but 1237 00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:12,599 their house growing with these chickens and it broke out, 1238 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:13,719 pulls over. 1239 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,400 Speaker 2: The fucking dinosaur eats one. 1240 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:18,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it is. A monster vision. The Green Vision, 1241 00:54:19,039 --> 00:54:22,480 which again the one of the last kernels Oh book 1242 00:54:22,519 --> 00:54:25,840 opens with a dinosaur eating chickens and a chicken coop 1243 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,159 and for the movie they're like, put the chicken coop 1244 00:54:28,199 --> 00:54:30,320 on a on a truck. That's the only change. 1245 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,280 Speaker 2: Well, we got me driving home that these things come 1246 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,440 from chickens, but they also eat the chickens, and then 1247 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:38,119 people also eat the chickens in the eggs doesn't love chicken. 1248 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,199 There must be like fucking five people eating chicken in 1249 00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,960 this eating chicken, not knowing what's happening, walking around before. 1250 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:44,360 Speaker 1: They get killed. 1251 00:54:44,519 --> 00:54:47,280 Speaker 3: A lot of act sat tire, which kind of appreciate 1252 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,440 the It is like kind of a dark comedy and 1253 00:54:50,039 --> 00:54:52,159 it's kind of hilarious when Clein Howard's walking through the 1254 00:54:52,519 --> 00:54:53,880 chicken coop when we get chicken. 1255 00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:58,079 Speaker 1: This one is really satirical and funny that you watch too, 1256 00:54:58,119 --> 00:55:02,119 and it's like taking itself dead and then three tries 1257 00:55:02,159 --> 00:55:05,039 to be funny again, You're like, what a weird tonally different, We're. 1258 00:55:05,159 --> 00:55:07,840 Speaker 2: All over the place. But it's so cool because the dino, 1259 00:55:08,039 --> 00:55:10,039 like the cornistare team, jumps out of the back of 1260 00:55:10,039 --> 00:55:12,800 the chicken coop truck and fucking tears this guy up 1261 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,679 and you see him like you see like the dinosaur 1262 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,920 eating him first like in the mudflap of like the chrome, 1263 00:55:18,079 --> 00:55:19,599 and then you just see this thing fucking eating this 1264 00:55:19,639 --> 00:55:21,920 guy's umb against Like all right, now we know exactly 1265 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,960 what we're getting in this movie. And that's a big 1266 00:55:25,039 --> 00:55:25,679 reason why. 1267 00:55:25,559 --> 00:55:30,079 Speaker 1: This is unusus, which is which I remember, right. My 1268 00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,440 dinosaur knowledge I didn't look it up ahead of time 1269 00:55:32,599 --> 00:55:35,360 is kind of like a raptor is kind of raptor, 1270 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,320 but it's like the correct size of raptor. It's like 1271 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:42,440 it's sized right. But I think Donicus were actually bigger. 1272 00:55:42,639 --> 00:55:44,719 But the Durassa Parker is like, we're doing velociraptors, and 1273 00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,960 someone said, well they're actually smaller, and they're like, fuck 1274 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,880 that guy, We're making ours bigger. But after this they 1275 00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,320 do raptors going forward. 1276 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:56,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, well itonicus as as seen on the Cornisaur three cover, 1277 00:55:58,239 --> 00:55:58,920 because the way. 1278 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,119 Speaker 3: This one is presented is almost like just a dinosaur 1279 00:56:01,199 --> 00:56:04,480 that's very quickly evolving and getting bigger and bigger because 1280 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,559 it's eating so much. Again, kind of playing off the 1281 00:56:06,599 --> 00:56:09,320 idea that she didn't think the chicken would hatch this quickly, 1282 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,960 this particular one is is moving. 1283 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,920 Speaker 1: She says like, uh, this wasn't supposed to happen. This 1284 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,920 might be an anomaly. Uh, yeah, there's a reason this 1285 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:17,960 went way too early. 1286 00:56:18,079 --> 00:56:20,320 Speaker 2: Not yet, it wasn't supposed to happen yet. 1287 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,519 Speaker 3: I think for a movie with very little background, they 1288 00:56:23,519 --> 00:56:25,519 give you just enough that you're like, all right, I 1289 00:56:25,519 --> 00:56:27,440 buy it's muting fucking chicken that's. 1290 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,239 Speaker 1: A mutated dinosaur. 1291 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:33,960 Speaker 2: Also, see we get introduced to uh Doc Smith and 1292 00:56:34,039 --> 00:56:37,199 he's a drunk that is basically the night watchman for 1293 00:56:37,639 --> 00:56:40,679 the units the Unice Minerals plant. Yeah, because they have 1294 00:56:40,679 --> 00:56:42,960 a monopoly on like all kinds of different things. 1295 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,800 Speaker 3: So there were those like ringos, sunglasses down like a 1296 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,599 bottle of brandy watching brain surgery. 1297 00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:50,039 Speaker 1: And he's going, I love this movie. 1298 00:56:50,159 --> 00:56:52,599 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was trying to remember what movie this is, 1299 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:56,920 and I it's a real movie. Just watch a brain surgery, 1300 00:56:57,119 --> 00:56:58,480 like like stock footage. 1301 00:56:58,519 --> 00:57:00,360 Speaker 2: It sticks out in my mind. They have the stash 1302 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,199 getting the fucking brain work, and I can't I couldn't 1303 00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:04,559 remember what it was, and I didn't find anything about 1304 00:57:05,639 --> 00:57:07,320 if anybody had figured out what it was. 1305 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,840 Speaker 1: But sure, I just love when he goes outside, he's like, 1306 00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,519 I'm drunk and I can't shot for shit. He just 1307 00:57:12,639 --> 00:57:15,320 anvinced that he sucks, kind of. 1308 00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,360 Speaker 3: Like Tony was saying in the plot crying shot. 1309 00:57:17,519 --> 00:57:18,960 Speaker 1: This guy's like at a trailer. 1310 00:57:18,639 --> 00:57:21,760 Speaker 3: And he defends like the excavators and stuff that these 1311 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,119 activists because they're trying to destroy. 1312 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,360 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because they're trying to sabotage the mineral place, 1313 00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,679 and he's like, you know, I do this just because 1314 00:57:28,719 --> 00:57:30,920 I it's a paycheck. You know, I do what I'm told. 1315 00:57:31,559 --> 00:57:34,480 And then he catches one of them, right and pulls 1316 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,519 the mask off, and who is it, Jennifer Runyon. 1317 00:57:37,119 --> 00:57:38,679 Speaker 1: This is I don't know if this is before or 1318 00:57:38,719 --> 00:57:39,679 after Ghostbusters. 1319 00:57:39,679 --> 00:57:41,320 Speaker 3: Have to Bill Murray hung her high and dry on 1320 00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,880 that date she turned to an activist. 1321 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:44,239 Speaker 1: Definitely. 1322 00:57:44,239 --> 00:57:46,800 Speaker 2: I think it's after Ghostbusters, right, That's what happened. 1323 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:50,159 Speaker 3: She thought she was psychic. She missed that date changed 1324 00:57:50,159 --> 00:57:53,599 her whole outlook on life. Well, well he didn't show 1325 00:57:53,679 --> 00:57:56,480 up that I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, eight o'clock never happened. 1326 00:57:56,559 --> 00:57:59,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, twelve good night. Of course she had. She had 1327 00:57:59,719 --> 00:58:01,199 that whole horrible thing happened to her where there was 1328 00:58:01,199 --> 00:58:02,320 two killers trying to kill her. 1329 00:58:02,559 --> 00:58:03,960 Speaker 1: Again, go back to that episode. 1330 00:58:04,079 --> 00:58:06,039 Speaker 3: She's still called the ball and all that ship that 1331 00:58:06,199 --> 00:58:07,880 the movie tries to pay her like a victim. 1332 00:58:08,039 --> 00:58:11,280 Speaker 2: She was part of the problem. Well, then she moved away, 1333 00:58:11,599 --> 00:58:14,000 of course. Then she went to school and then met 1334 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,880 Peter Vankman and then it was all downhill from there. 1335 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:19,119 Speaker 1: And yeah, she had to rush. 1336 00:58:19,199 --> 00:58:22,239 Speaker 3: Oh my, I used to be called, and now I'm thrush, 1337 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:25,039 you know her her way as a fuck using society. 1338 00:58:25,239 --> 00:58:29,039 Speaker 2: So apparently, like Doc Smith knows the sheriff and he 1339 00:58:29,119 --> 00:58:30,559 was he's trying to get him to come pick up 1340 00:58:30,599 --> 00:58:34,840 Jennifer Runyon because she's one of the protesters. But Sheriff's like, look, man, 1341 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,039 I can't. I'm picking up this fucking guy that's in 1342 00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:38,400 pieces on the side of the road. 1343 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:41,079 Speaker 1: I love that. He goes, how about you just hold 1344 00:58:41,119 --> 00:58:42,800 it there and I'll send a car eventually. I'm like, 1345 00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,840 what the Eventually, I'm gonna send a car over as 1346 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,800 soon as I can, not like, you can hold on 1347 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,920 to her. You're good, right, It's whatever, It's not a 1348 00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:50,360 big deal. 1349 00:58:50,599 --> 00:58:52,239 Speaker 3: And this is where we find out that this town 1350 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:55,320 apparently has a massive bobcat problem. 1351 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:56,840 Speaker 1: Anymore. 1352 00:58:58,159 --> 00:59:00,800 Speaker 2: It hasn't been a Bobcat attack. They're like, they're not 1353 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,079 in the area anymore. 1354 00:59:02,119 --> 00:59:04,719 Speaker 3: That is the only thing they could possibly conceive of 1355 00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:08,079 doing the damage to this body. Not a bear, not 1356 00:59:08,159 --> 00:59:09,079 an alligator. 1357 00:59:09,239 --> 00:59:11,960 Speaker 2: There's no bears or alligators, and give bobcat. 1358 00:59:12,599 --> 00:59:15,119 Speaker 1: Fucking bob it's a mountain liner or a Bobcat. 1359 00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,679 Speaker 3: I guess, I guess my first thought would have been dinosaur, 1360 00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:18,880 a resurrected dinosaur. 1361 00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:21,800 Speaker 1: Sure, but ah, Bobcat's doing that. 1362 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's no way it would be any other 1363 00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,400 large predator. I don't think there's any other large pre. 1364 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:27,760 Speaker 1: Maybe a wolf, I guess. I don't know. 1365 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,360 Speaker 3: Utah, well off, I'm just saying shit that would make 1366 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,920 more sense than whatever they do. 1367 00:59:32,039 --> 00:59:34,320 Speaker 1: Bob, it's gotta be a probably. Maybe it could be 1368 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:37,159 a Mormon. That's probably statistically. 1369 00:59:36,559 --> 00:59:38,000 Speaker 2: It was the dog man, is what it was. 1370 00:59:38,079 --> 00:59:41,199 Speaker 1: Fucking Sasquatch. He's looking for a Harry in the family. 1371 00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:45,440 Speaker 2: He got confused somebody on Skinwalker ranch or something. So 1372 00:59:45,679 --> 00:59:47,639 the only level one of the only level headed people 1373 00:59:47,639 --> 00:59:49,960 in this movie is doctor Raven because he's like now 1374 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,239 he's doing an autopsy on the body and he like 1375 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,840 takes a huge chunk because he cannot fucking figure out 1376 00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,639 what has made these marks and drive him nuts. He's 1377 00:59:56,639 --> 00:59:57,960 got like a book out trying to look at the 1378 00:59:58,039 --> 01:00:00,679 last rations and other attacks from other animal that it 1379 01:00:00,679 --> 01:00:02,840 could have possibly been, even though it doesn't make sense 1380 01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,840 geographically where they are. So he sends it off to 1381 01:00:06,119 --> 01:00:09,400 this company that I guess or the fishing game place 1382 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,079 that will like analyze it and ship to tell him. 1383 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,800 Speaker 3: What, I imagine you missed that phone call. You just 1384 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:13,840 get the letter in there. 1385 01:00:13,639 --> 01:00:14,280 Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck? 1386 01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:18,760 Speaker 2: Flush, Hey, happy birthday, I'm sending you some fucking uh 1387 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,119 a sample, a bite wound sample. 1388 01:00:21,239 --> 01:00:21,440 Speaker 1: Yeah. 1389 01:00:21,519 --> 01:00:23,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, So he's kind of skeptical of what the fuck's 1390 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,599 going on, and he's kind of like a tertiar characters 1391 01:00:25,599 --> 01:00:27,880 without the whole thing, This poor fucking guy. Yeah, so 1392 01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,760 they're still trying to leave. Diane Ladd still sends these 1393 01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:32,159 guys out to go look for the Dino. 1394 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,360 Speaker 1: Keeps saying, we need to fight it. You need to 1395 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,480 fight it. Yeah, what how will you know it? You'll 1396 01:00:36,519 --> 01:00:38,440 know when you see it, They say that multimi, you'll 1397 01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:39,480 know when you see you. 1398 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,039 Speaker 2: Oh, you'll know it when you see it. 1399 01:00:41,159 --> 01:00:42,719 Speaker 1: What are we looking for? You'll know? 1400 01:00:43,199 --> 01:00:45,880 Speaker 3: I love how they separate Jennifer Runyon from the doc. 1401 01:00:46,239 --> 01:00:48,280 It's just like he's supposed to be keeping an eye 1402 01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:50,280 on her while the cops send like a car or whatever, 1403 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,639 like you were saying, and he just. 1404 01:00:51,559 --> 01:00:53,599 Speaker 1: Fucking passes out and he's drunk. 1405 01:00:53,599 --> 01:00:54,559 Speaker 2: A shit, he's a drunk. 1406 01:00:54,639 --> 01:00:57,400 Speaker 3: He drinks out the whole He's like, oh, you fucking idiot, 1407 01:00:57,519 --> 01:00:58,639 just leaves sales. 1408 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,559 Speaker 2: So the next day, he's going with a hangover. The 1409 01:01:00,559 --> 01:01:04,880 sheriff takes me to the protesters like commune and he's like, 1410 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:06,519 all right, pick him out, which which which one is? 1411 01:01:06,519 --> 01:01:08,280 And she's like, gosh, she's not here, even though he 1412 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,519 knows exactly it's her. So now he's already starting to 1413 01:01:10,519 --> 01:01:12,239 go soft on her. He's got like a thing flour 1414 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,920 and that's like something that runs throughout this movie. 1415 01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:15,440 Speaker 1: And he did say she was cute and she was 1416 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,199 wearing black licrose, so he's into her. Yeah, he's into her. 1417 01:01:18,519 --> 01:01:20,639 Speaker 3: He's like, I finally have a shot A can't blow. 1418 01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:24,440 Speaker 2: So now the lab guy that was sick earlier, now 1419 01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,679 he's really fucking sick. Who was Who told that guy? 1420 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,880 Not the security guard not to let the fucking trucks out? Uh, 1421 01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,400 he's on the phone. It's like, oh God, damn it, 1422 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,559 we gotta contain this. We still gotta do it. Meanwhile, 1423 01:01:34,599 --> 01:01:36,760 his daughter's like sneaking out the back door to go 1424 01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:39,639 like on a fucking drunk joy ride with her where 1425 01:01:39,639 --> 01:01:40,280 her boyfriend. 1426 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, they're going to hit fucking that little kid in 1427 01:01:42,599 --> 01:01:45,760 p head's gonna come out. 1428 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:47,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, the spirit of vengeance Carnoisaur because I. 1429 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,679 Speaker 3: Don't know what the point of this. This this it's 1430 01:01:50,719 --> 01:01:51,199 not even. 1431 01:01:51,079 --> 01:01:51,559 Speaker 1: The b plot. 1432 01:01:51,559 --> 01:01:53,599 Speaker 3: It's like a deep plot, Like what is the point 1433 01:01:53,599 --> 01:01:55,800 of this? They come hi back to it like three times. 1434 01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:59,880 Speaker 1: I count my brother, the couple in the cart. I guess. 1435 01:02:00,039 --> 01:02:02,400 The only thing I can think of is early in 1436 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,239 the book there's a couple making out in the car 1437 01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:06,360 and the dinosaur eats the guy and that might just 1438 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:09,280 be a kernel that's left over again, but even then, 1439 01:02:09,639 --> 01:02:12,280 it's not similar at all. I mean, it is just 1440 01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:12,800 a body. 1441 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,000 Speaker 3: It does lead to a great kill scene. I'm not 1442 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:15,840 trying to poop poo it. 1443 01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:18,039 Speaker 2: I just was like, all right, I know, I know 1444 01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,039 a bunch of people have said it before, but like 1445 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,320 it's so fucking Jurassic Park, Dennis Niderie and Theaurus. 1446 01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:24,880 Speaker 1: It's crazy. 1447 01:02:25,039 --> 01:02:28,360 Speaker 3: It felt like time like but we but we see 1448 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,639 it all yeah, right, A little like the t Rex 1449 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:33,119 like I kind of I actually mentioned this little earlier, 1450 01:02:33,159 --> 01:02:35,559 but like it crashes through the windshield after him, but 1451 01:02:35,559 --> 01:02:38,440 maybe getting a little ahead of ourselves because they're drunk 1452 01:02:38,519 --> 01:02:41,519 drive and they're spaining, they're fucking going up on the hill. 1453 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:45,920 Speaker 2: It was off the fucking cliff, Like whoa, that was close. 1454 01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:48,079 One of the fringets had to take a piss with 1455 01:02:48,159 --> 01:02:50,280 the beer, and the fucking dinosaur come up there and 1456 01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:51,400 like bites right in the dick. 1457 01:02:53,519 --> 01:02:58,000 Speaker 1: The monster. It's so good monster, we mean handpuppet, but 1458 01:02:58,039 --> 01:02:58,519 it's great. 1459 01:02:58,719 --> 01:03:01,320 Speaker 2: And it like jumps like rips through the jeep and 1460 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,760 just starts ripping these two people apart. And it's so 1461 01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:04,480 fucking cool. 1462 01:03:05,599 --> 01:03:08,920 Speaker 1: It's so tidy. No one can kick this thing, Dude, 1463 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,280 I don't know. Minutes all teeth and claws, man, I 1464 01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:14,440 guess so, but I feel like I feel like adults 1465 01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:17,159 could dog pile it. And I mean it's. 1466 01:03:17,039 --> 01:03:22,280 Speaker 2: Kinda hurt Tony. We're talking about razor sharp claws and talons. Yes, 1467 01:03:22,519 --> 01:03:24,760 if it's a fucking raptor, I mean a raccoon could 1468 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:26,159 probably do as much damage. 1469 01:03:27,519 --> 01:03:28,079 Speaker 1: I don't think so. 1470 01:03:28,119 --> 01:03:31,920 Speaker 2: It's fucking head is this big like a shark, but 1471 01:03:32,119 --> 01:03:34,760 that could go like right around your face anyway. 1472 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:37,159 Speaker 3: This guy's whole stomach is like spaghetti sauce. 1473 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:39,119 Speaker 2: This thing is just like away. 1474 01:03:39,679 --> 01:03:41,280 Speaker 3: I love the way it looks in the lightning, though, 1475 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,079 Like it looks pretty good in the daylight, Like they 1476 01:03:43,079 --> 01:03:45,280 don't leave it out in the dayly like too long. 1477 01:03:45,599 --> 01:03:47,079 But just enough so you're like, all right, yeah, I 1478 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,039 buy it. 1479 01:03:48,039 --> 01:03:49,840 Speaker 1: It still looks fake, but it looks cool enough. 1480 01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:52,159 Speaker 2: And I was saying on the lobby card like I 1481 01:03:52,159 --> 01:03:55,480 love that that sunsetting shot where like the roars and 1482 01:03:55,519 --> 01:03:56,440 the distance, I love it. 1483 01:03:56,639 --> 01:03:58,440 Speaker 3: Oh God, that's like right, they knew that was gonna 1484 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,320 be a Jurassic Park. They gotta get this in there. 1485 01:04:01,119 --> 01:04:04,039 Speaker 2: So Jennifer Runyan like ends up hooking up with Doc 1486 01:04:04,079 --> 01:04:05,960 Smith again and she goes to like see him and 1487 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000 gives them like a friendship not and she's like, look 1488 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,280 at this to not and it means peace. 1489 01:04:10,039 --> 01:04:13,480 Speaker 1: And it's fresh, like big environmental hippie stuff was in 1490 01:04:13,519 --> 01:04:17,280 the late eighties early nineties. It's like in everything. I 1491 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:19,599 just want to mention this scene specifically, because she's. 1492 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:22,079 Speaker 2: Like, you know, she should be Dinosaur Alley and they're 1493 01:04:22,119 --> 01:04:24,760 ripping it all up. They're destroying something to make nothing, 1494 01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:27,079 and he's like, I don't give a fuck. I just 1495 01:04:27,119 --> 01:04:27,800 get paid to. 1496 01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:28,440 Speaker 1: Do my job. 1497 01:04:28,719 --> 01:04:31,280 Speaker 2: This is like the Dinosaur Alley specifically. I wanted to 1498 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,920 mention that, like, okay, like. 1499 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:37,320 Speaker 1: What you should this be a graveyard for the dinosaur. 1500 01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,760 Speaker 2: Like, I mean, just just where they used to migrate through. 1501 01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:43,320 We gotta like keep her preserved for millions of time. 1502 01:04:43,679 --> 01:04:45,960 Speaker 3: Also, but again, Tony, you don't know that there's a 1503 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,679 line later in the movie that that she's got a 1504 01:04:47,719 --> 01:04:48,559 reference back to this. 1505 01:04:48,679 --> 01:04:48,840 Speaker 1: Yeah. 1506 01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,480 Speaker 2: I agree with her in the fact that this should 1507 01:04:51,519 --> 01:04:54,320 be a dig site for fossils and shouldn't just be 1508 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:55,039 plowed over. 1509 01:04:55,079 --> 01:04:57,119 Speaker 1: But I don't think she wants anyone doing anything. No, no, 1510 01:04:57,159 --> 01:04:59,679 she wants to be a dinosaur graveyard. Like, well, that's 1511 01:04:59,719 --> 01:05:01,159 just called the planet that we're. 1512 01:05:01,039 --> 01:05:04,280 Speaker 2: All, oh, yeah, my excavation site. So this is really 1513 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:07,960 go back to Washington and the guy Fallon. He's like 1514 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:11,280 the the balden guy who's like the Bellamy. Yeah, he's 1515 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:15,760 like he's like the fucking uh the big wig guy 1516 01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:17,800 there who like gets all these people to like make 1517 01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:19,039 shit for him, who kept like. 1518 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,960 Speaker 1: Popping up in movies I was reviewing last year. I 1519 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:22,679 forget really most of them, but one of them was 1520 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:26,039 He's the chiropractor and ed Wood who were places oh 1521 01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,119 no shit, yeah for whatever he is. I feel like 1522 01:05:28,119 --> 01:05:29,639 there were like two or three movies that guy just 1523 01:05:29,679 --> 01:05:34,360 like kept showing. I think he's in Charlie's Angel. Yeah, yeah, 1524 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,599 here's the phone call to the FDA. I love this 1525 01:05:37,239 --> 01:05:40,559 where he's just like, I don't understand. All right, we 1526 01:05:40,639 --> 01:05:42,800 have what was it? A turnip? What's the difference between 1527 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:47,480 a cow a cow with a small So turnips don't 1528 01:05:47,519 --> 01:05:50,519 have to be approved by the FDA and our cows don't. 1529 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:53,039 So we put a cow with turnip DNA. Why does 1530 01:05:53,079 --> 01:05:56,119 that have to be approved by you? And it's just 1531 01:05:56,159 --> 01:05:58,320 like when you made the cow a turna DDA. Why 1532 01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:00,360 did you think this was the thing that was gonna happened. 1533 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:01,400 This is gonna happen. 1534 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:02,880 Speaker 2: Why the fuck are you putting turnip? 1535 01:06:03,079 --> 01:06:05,199 Speaker 1: Which again was the fear. This is when we were 1536 01:06:05,199 --> 01:06:07,760 mapping like the human genome and everything, so there were 1537 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:09,800 concerns about it. Then we were trying to bring back 1538 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:13,599 a wooly mammoth, not mix a turn Instead, we made 1539 01:06:13,719 --> 01:06:15,880 the chicken's breast bigger so we can have more chicken. 1540 01:06:16,719 --> 01:06:20,079 Wow like that America. Yeah, we ended up using it 1541 01:06:20,119 --> 01:06:22,239 for food stuff, which I mean, like, all right, whatever, 1542 01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,079 but can we also have a wooly mammoth. 1543 01:06:24,639 --> 01:06:26,000 Speaker 2: I think they just want a wooly mammoth. 1544 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,920 Speaker 3: I think they might have actually done the wooly mammoth. 1545 01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,159 Speaker 1: Wellcheck check my math and not in the coms, they 1546 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,840 get other stuff. Anything they bring back is inevitably some 1547 01:06:33,039 --> 01:06:33,760 form of hybrid. 1548 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:34,039 Speaker 3: Yah. 1549 01:06:35,119 --> 01:06:37,239 Speaker 1: They tried it with the Tasmanian tiger. Didn't last long. 1550 01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:38,679 They did it for like a goat and it didn't 1551 01:06:38,719 --> 01:06:39,239 last too long. 1552 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:39,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they did. 1553 01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:40,880 Speaker 1: The sheep was lucy. 1554 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, was just a click. 1555 01:06:44,159 --> 01:06:46,400 Speaker 1: Like when it comes to bringing back in endangered stuff, 1556 01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,679 it's always been some weird hybrid and I think they 1557 01:06:48,679 --> 01:06:49,320 don't really like it. 1558 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,440 Speaker 3: Is kind of funny though, like not to keep robson 1559 01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,440 in the Jurassic Park, because again, I feel like in 1560 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:55,840 this instance, probably just parallel thinking, this is the one 1561 01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:57,360 you could do, but you had it like in a 1562 01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,159 research center. And while he's like taking this calling have 1563 01:07:00,199 --> 01:07:02,000 all like the science shit in the back, I really 1564 01:07:02,079 --> 01:07:02,480 sell that. 1565 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:04,760 Speaker 1: Like, oh no, we're saving lives here, guys. 1566 01:07:06,119 --> 01:07:09,679 Speaker 2: So his secretary or whatever comes in and she's like, look, 1567 01:07:11,159 --> 01:07:14,039 remember that thing I told you about? Uh that's going 1568 01:07:14,039 --> 01:07:16,239 on at Unis with the chickens, and he's like, chickens. 1569 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:19,639 What about the chickens. He's like, well, somebody was killed 1570 01:07:19,639 --> 01:07:23,079 by this thing and they sent off one of the 1571 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:26,360 wound samples to somebody and they did an analysis on it. 1572 01:07:26,639 --> 01:07:30,559 And they found one of our genetic codes in the 1573 01:07:30,599 --> 01:07:32,840 saliva or whatever. Yeah, and he's like, well, couldn't the 1574 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:34,800 animal just eat a fucking chicken and then kill somebody? 1575 01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:37,199 Speaker 1: And she's like, well, yeah, it's a really big chick 1576 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,199 or it's a really big. 1577 01:07:38,119 --> 01:07:39,360 Speaker 2: Chicken killer chicken. 1578 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:42,079 Speaker 1: We have this thing out like on the prow. Jennifer 1579 01:07:42,519 --> 01:07:44,280 is walking around aimlessly. 1580 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,519 Speaker 2: Definitely not a chick. Well, I mean it is kind 1581 01:07:46,559 --> 01:07:50,960 of a chicken. So a mutated chicken dot picks up, 1582 01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:52,760 picks her up, and gives her a ride back to 1583 01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:55,480 the compound. Not even like a mile up the road, 1584 01:07:55,559 --> 01:07:57,760 they find that poor fuck with his dick bitting off, 1585 01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:58,840 just lying in the roads. 1586 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:01,719 Speaker 1: Spanish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't know what the fun 1587 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:03,159 he says to Spanish. 1588 01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:07,239 Speaker 3: Yeah, Penis is missing, that's all we got in off. 1589 01:08:07,559 --> 01:08:11,199 Speaker 1: He's like la dinosaurio, which a Spanish for it's a dinosaur. 1590 01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:13,800 She's like, I have no fucking what he's saying. 1591 01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:18,479 Speaker 2: That wertes the five deaths. 1592 01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:22,520 Speaker 3: Well, anyway, they don't have a flashlight any kind of light, 1593 01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:25,199 but docs make sure to have a lighter and a joint. 1594 01:08:25,199 --> 01:08:27,840 Speaker 1: He's like around this. 1595 01:08:29,079 --> 01:08:30,600 Speaker 2: So they're trying to save this guy, but they also 1596 01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:33,199 don't save him at all, and then it just cuts 1597 01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:34,920 to the two guys that are looking. 1598 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:37,319 Speaker 1: For the Connoisseur TM. 1599 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:38,720 Speaker 2: And they're like, what the fuck are we looking for? 1600 01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:39,119 Speaker 1: Anyway? 1601 01:08:39,359 --> 01:08:43,359 Speaker 2: By the way, Diane Ladd has like cameras everywhere. Yes, 1602 01:08:44,399 --> 01:08:47,159 she's watching them drive everything, they say, everything they do, 1603 01:08:47,479 --> 01:08:49,199 and they're like, holy shit, watch out, and they hit 1604 01:08:49,239 --> 01:08:52,199 the brakes and this fucking dinosaur or car excuse me, 1605 01:08:52,239 --> 01:08:55,880 cornoisaur comes through the fucking windshield and rips this guy 1606 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:56,520 out rips his. 1607 01:08:56,560 --> 01:09:00,199 Speaker 1: Like fucking survival. It's like, what, hey, dinosaur, what you 1608 01:09:00,279 --> 01:09:02,680 just eat animals out in the wild? Why are you 1609 01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:04,760 going through the giant truck when she. 1610 01:09:05,119 --> 01:09:08,199 Speaker 3: Second time because every time the ship out there, Man, 1611 01:09:08,239 --> 01:09:08,920 it's the desert. 1612 01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:10,920 Speaker 1: There's ship in the desert. 1613 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:13,199 Speaker 2: Not that this thing knows to eat. 1614 01:09:13,319 --> 01:09:15,760 Speaker 1: Right Still, I don't think it should be headbutting a truck. 1615 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,520 Speaker 2: Well, it's starving. 1616 01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:20,880 Speaker 3: It doesn't understand glass that we established now twice and 1617 01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:22,239 it kills them both in the truck. 1618 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:23,720 Speaker 2: This guy's guts up. 1619 01:09:24,279 --> 01:09:25,680 Speaker 1: Then we go to fallon again. 1620 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:27,840 Speaker 3: This time I swear to god, he's laying down on 1621 01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:30,119 this fucking senator's desk just a battle. 1622 01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:33,479 Speaker 1: Bacon berry guys, if you had room, I would have 1623 01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:35,840 done this whole episode like that. 1624 01:09:36,319 --> 01:09:38,600 Speaker 2: It's the funniest thing because he's just like laying in 1625 01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:39,960 front of the center and he's like he's like like 1626 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,239 that fucking blueberry pine. 1627 01:09:41,279 --> 01:09:43,720 Speaker 1: And Connie Chong did not like this. No, she brought 1628 01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:46,720 it up in her h Yeah. 1629 01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:50,000 Speaker 2: This was she has like a chart of JP and 1630 01:09:50,079 --> 01:09:53,359 Carnosaur and it was like gross lines. Yeah, and that 1631 01:09:53,399 --> 01:09:54,399 one got the check Martin. 1632 01:09:54,479 --> 01:09:58,079 Speaker 1: Yeah. And I think even Ciscler I think maybe they mentioned, 1633 01:09:58,079 --> 01:10:01,520 like how comedic it was just laying on the table. 1634 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:07,439 Speaker 4: The best tasting blueberries, the best most delicious blueberry pie 1635 01:10:07,439 --> 01:10:08,239 you ever tasted. 1636 01:10:08,359 --> 01:10:12,239 Speaker 5: We coated it in a thin embryonic layer of goat 1637 01:10:12,359 --> 01:10:15,560 ebry It's like, what if that pie could sit on 1638 01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:18,079 a shelf, not not refrigerated, mind you, a shelf for 1639 01:10:18,119 --> 01:10:21,119 eighteen months and still be the freshest pie you ever ate. 1640 01:10:21,159 --> 01:10:23,079 Speaker 1: It's like, that's amazing, How fuck did you do that? 1641 01:10:23,279 --> 01:10:25,920 Speaker 4: It's like when we took each little blueberry and we 1642 01:10:26,039 --> 01:10:29,199 coated it in a thin layer of goat embryonic fluid, 1643 01:10:29,239 --> 01:10:29,399 and the. 1644 01:10:29,399 --> 01:10:34,279 Speaker 1: Guy just starts like throwing up his Clark Riswold was 1645 01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,359 just in his pants, was like all the food. 1646 01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:38,479 Speaker 2: He's like, He's like, you know, I made that fucking 1647 01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:41,239 lacquer for corn flakes. I should have did that embryonic 1648 01:10:41,239 --> 01:10:45,119 fluid for the Oh. He's actually probably more the. 1649 01:10:45,039 --> 01:10:48,560 Speaker 3: Belt that lasts for three years in the bagkie. 1650 01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:51,000 Speaker 2: He's working for Brian Doyle Murray. 1651 01:10:52,199 --> 01:10:53,920 Speaker 1: That's the he's the CEO of. 1652 01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:58,039 Speaker 3: Unice and they're gonna tell those blueberries covered in goat something. 1653 01:10:58,119 --> 01:11:00,640 Speaker 1: You're gonna get the embryonic Blueberry of the Month club. 1654 01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:03,279 Speaker 3: They're gonna sell it to Robert de Nero and Casino. 1655 01:11:03,279 --> 01:11:05,720 He's gonna have the exact right amount of blueberries. 1656 01:11:05,239 --> 01:11:07,640 Speaker 1: In each month. Oh my god. With the goat shit on. 1657 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:09,319 Speaker 2: John Rickles is eating it and thrown it up in 1658 01:11:09,359 --> 01:11:09,760 the corner. 1659 01:11:10,319 --> 01:11:12,560 Speaker 1: He likes it, but he throws up anyway. Brian Doyle 1660 01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:15,079 is like, got me that chicken lady. She's gonna make 1661 01:11:15,159 --> 01:11:20,359 chickens better. It's good Brian Doyle. I don't think I've 1662 01:11:20,399 --> 01:11:23,399 heard many Brian doyleberry impressions, but if I did, that's 1663 01:11:23,399 --> 01:11:25,279 probably the best. That was good. Yeah, that took me 1664 01:11:25,319 --> 01:11:27,600 out of my seat a little bit. You gotta meet 1665 01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:29,840 my friend Joe. He does really good impressions. Oh, like, oh, 1666 01:11:30,079 --> 01:11:33,840 Brian doyleber I'm also I do I do good voices. 1667 01:11:34,079 --> 01:11:36,680 Speaker 3: I love how though his like an assistant or whatever 1668 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:39,039 comes up to fallon and like kind of shuffles them 1669 01:11:39,079 --> 01:11:41,680 away to tell them some information. He's like, oh man, 1670 01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,800 this isn't good. Don't let the center fire. 1671 01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:46,680 Speaker 1: This is a big fucking mess. Is the biggest Like 1672 01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:50,399 what mess? Huh. He's like, oh, I mean this mess here, 1673 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,640 let's clean that up for you. 1674 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:53,960 Speaker 2: Clean up that pie. By the way, I don't want 1675 01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:56,920 to have a bio hazard about fucking chickens anywhere. Can 1676 01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:57,399 we clean this up? 1677 01:11:57,439 --> 01:11:59,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it's about. The chicken. And then he's like, 1678 01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:01,560 let's go get ship mased something. 1679 01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:04,720 Speaker 2: Come on, Uncle Sam's the executives are gonna buy you 1680 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,720 a drink down at the bar. I guess that's they're 1681 01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:08,680 at fucking the Sinjohnore Company. 1682 01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:11,800 Speaker 3: Then we have this guy Jesse played by Frank Novak. 1683 01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:14,399 He had like call Tip Tree earlier, like nervous. 1684 01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:16,279 Speaker 2: This is the this is the dad of the chick 1685 01:12:16,319 --> 01:12:18,159 who got eat in the GP. He's the other scientist. 1686 01:12:18,279 --> 01:12:19,359 Speaker 1: He's like, we gotta contain it. 1687 01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:20,399 Speaker 2: And he's all sick and ship. 1688 01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:22,840 Speaker 3: Okay, that makes more sense because he does mention where's 1689 01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:23,319 my daughter? 1690 01:12:23,359 --> 01:12:24,199 Speaker 1: Where's my daughter? 1691 01:12:24,239 --> 01:12:27,720 Speaker 3: And Tip trees like it's okay, calm down, like through 1692 01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:29,760 the monitor, I'm taking you right. 1693 01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:32,399 Speaker 1: Through her to her. We're gonna go down this elevator. 1694 01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:35,039 She was attacked and she's fine, we saved her. And 1695 01:12:35,039 --> 01:12:40,520 he's like really, yeah. 1696 01:12:39,199 --> 01:12:42,920 Speaker 3: Right over the top pandicked acting by this guy not sweat. 1697 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:43,880 Speaker 1: He needed more sweat. 1698 01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:44,319 Speaker 2: He's like. 1699 01:12:44,399 --> 01:12:46,600 Speaker 1: She's like, it's okay, we'll show you. And he's like, 1700 01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:48,079 oh really, and she's like, yeah, go. 1701 01:12:48,079 --> 01:12:48,640 Speaker 2: Through the door. 1702 01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:50,720 Speaker 1: Right through the door that says do not go in 1703 01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:51,720 you're a dinosaur. 1704 01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:55,000 Speaker 2: And well he she opened it opens up to like 1705 01:12:55,039 --> 01:12:56,439 this fucking laser light. 1706 01:12:56,359 --> 01:13:00,560 Speaker 1: Show with a t Rex seems mean to t Rex, 1707 01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,000 It's like, I thought you liked these things. Why are 1708 01:13:02,039 --> 01:13:05,439 you put them in a laser room scaring the shit out. 1709 01:13:05,479 --> 01:13:07,399 Speaker 2: She's gotta put baby in the cage. It's like a 1710 01:13:07,479 --> 01:13:08,319 laser cage. 1711 01:13:08,399 --> 01:13:11,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, just sitting there like, ah, I don't know what 1712 01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:14,520 I'm supposed to do. You can help the next generation 1713 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,960 by by feet getting fed to it, and she like says, 1714 01:13:18,159 --> 01:13:19,600 you know, she's calling out fucking. 1715 01:13:19,439 --> 01:13:23,039 Speaker 2: Numbers, like Lex Luthor, she's like a one. Two things 1716 01:13:23,079 --> 01:13:26,479 go off and the t rex just goes over and 1717 01:13:26,479 --> 01:13:28,720 and like goes to bite him and he falls into 1718 01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:32,520 like the thing from Resident Evil to Arm and gets 1719 01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:33,000 cut off. 1720 01:13:33,079 --> 01:13:34,479 Speaker 1: Didn't hit the button fast enough. 1721 01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:36,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just all the things you want to see, 1722 01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:39,479 because it's like this giant puppet eating this fucking guy 1723 01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:41,119 and it's like shaking him around and ships. 1724 01:13:41,159 --> 01:13:44,119 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like they're doing it in all three. It's great, 1725 01:13:44,119 --> 01:13:46,640 but it'll be like maybe a giant puppet and then 1726 01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:48,840 like as soon as it bites someone, it's just ragged off. 1727 01:13:50,039 --> 01:13:52,039 Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, well it's like a hand puppet eating 1728 01:13:52,079 --> 01:13:53,279 like a smaller puppet. 1729 01:13:53,279 --> 01:13:53,640 Speaker 1: It's great. 1730 01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:56,079 Speaker 3: I also wonder if the Beakler and his team were like, 1731 01:13:56,079 --> 01:13:58,399 you know what, even if these dinosaurs aren't one hundred 1732 01:13:58,399 --> 01:14:01,439 percent up the snuff again budget, we got at least 1733 01:14:01,439 --> 01:14:04,359 a cool laser handcuver the movie. 1734 01:14:04,399 --> 01:14:05,600 Speaker 2: I mean, there are some cool shit in there. 1735 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:06,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it is. 1736 01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:08,560 Speaker 3: I just I like that added detail. It's not always 1737 01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:10,800 just a dinosaur killing somebody or maiming them. 1738 01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:12,640 Speaker 2: In this case, we do get a small scene here 1739 01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:14,840 that we have to note where like the proests. The 1740 01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:17,840 protesters from the camp like chain themselves to the fucking 1741 01:14:18,039 --> 01:14:18,680 backo and. 1742 01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:21,039 Speaker 1: Shit, I love this because you know where this is gone. 1743 01:14:21,119 --> 01:14:23,399 Speaker 2: You're like, oh, they're fun. And Doc Smith's like, yeah, 1744 01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:25,279 enjoy see you later. I'm going to the diner. 1745 01:14:25,359 --> 01:14:28,760 Speaker 1: But by the way, there's some bobcats around. They're back 1746 01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:32,960 and there right, They're like bobcats, Yeah, real funny. Yeah. 1747 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,560 Speaker 2: Well, he's trying to scare them, unchain themselves and leave. 1748 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:40,039 But he goes to fucking the diner. Joy's Diner and 1749 01:14:40,279 --> 01:14:42,159 Clint Howard's they're eating his meat loaf or whatever. 1750 01:14:42,199 --> 01:14:43,960 Speaker 1: I would ask Clint Howard to leave and I would 1751 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,800 fire that chef if I own that place. 1752 01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:48,479 Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, the chef's talking about bobcats today. You're 1753 01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:49,279 the bobcats. 1754 01:14:49,279 --> 01:14:50,359 Speaker 1: Attack that guy. 1755 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:52,399 Speaker 2: Right when you walk right when he walks in, Clint 1756 01:14:52,399 --> 01:14:54,720 Howard's like, I don't have my gravy from my meat loaf, 1757 01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:57,079 and he's and like one gravy coming up and he 1758 01:14:57,199 --> 01:14:58,840 like coughs on it and he gives it to him 1759 01:14:58,840 --> 01:14:59,479 and hits the bell. 1760 01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:02,640 Speaker 1: I'm like so disgusting. And they start talking about like 1761 01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:05,680 violent attacks with bob guts and the guy's like, do 1762 01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:09,000 you mind quiet down? You're upset of my wife. She's pregnant. 1763 01:15:09,039 --> 01:15:10,279 Speaker 2: I know my wife is pregnant. 1764 01:15:10,319 --> 01:15:12,680 Speaker 1: You know, we don't know, we don't know who you 1765 01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,159 guys are. 1766 01:15:13,239 --> 01:15:15,359 Speaker 2: And Clinton, how just like ship, I were telling you 1767 01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:18,039 about the chime that uh that that one guy like 1768 01:15:18,119 --> 01:15:20,560 caught that prize buck and his wife was pregnant, right, 1769 01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:21,600 well they had. 1770 01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:23,359 Speaker 1: She had the baby, and the damn baby came out 1771 01:15:23,399 --> 01:15:24,439 in his little antlers. 1772 01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:29,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, and all the other characters are just like laughing 1773 01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:34,159 like yeah, fuck damn n didn't pay Fuck the nice one, Clint, Yeah, Clinton, 1774 01:15:34,159 --> 01:15:38,319 you're you're picking that up right, ha nah. 1775 01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:38,720 Speaker 1: Getting his heart chacket. 1776 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:44,039 Speaker 2: This guy's eating and every fuck uh so exactly what 1777 01:15:44,079 --> 01:15:45,680 you think is gonna happen is about to happen because 1778 01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:48,760 the cornistore fucking comes up and wakes like the head 1779 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,239 of the protesters up and he's like he's eating. 1780 01:15:51,479 --> 01:15:55,960 Speaker 1: He's like, hello, my green brother, it's an alien. What 1781 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:56,359 the fuck? 1782 01:15:56,439 --> 01:16:00,439 Speaker 2: This guy gets a viscerated immedi gets jumped on by 1783 01:16:00,479 --> 01:16:01,760 the fucking carnoisaur. 1784 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,520 Speaker 3: Jennifer Runyan's the only smart when she changed herself to 1785 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,159 the inside of the excavator. 1786 01:16:06,199 --> 01:16:08,960 Speaker 1: Greetings, my green brother fucking like eats his face off. 1787 01:16:09,079 --> 01:16:11,159 That looks so good. It looks great. What is the movie? 1788 01:16:11,159 --> 01:16:13,680 What is the land on? Are we for the environmentalist 1789 01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:16,520 or the construction eyes were destroyed because they kind of 1790 01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:21,840 the construction dude ends up saving the day. But then also, well, well, tony, 1791 01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:22,279 they're out. 1792 01:16:22,279 --> 01:16:25,079 Speaker 2: They're back from extinction and out for revenge. Don't forget 1793 01:16:25,439 --> 01:16:28,920 this is Dinosaur Alley. It's returning to its roots. 1794 01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:33,000 Speaker 3: Definitely anti corporation, anti government covering ship up. But it 1795 01:16:33,159 --> 01:16:35,560 also is, like you kind of said earlier, in that 1796 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:38,039 era where activists were kind of made fun of on 1797 01:16:38,159 --> 01:16:39,199 the regular. 1798 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:42,039 Speaker 1: There's really no good guy to kind of root for. 1799 01:16:42,279 --> 01:16:45,760 I guess like the mothers who were dinosaurs. 1800 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:47,800 Speaker 3: Early nineties were coming off the eighties. 1801 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:49,479 Speaker 1: There's that that sentiment still there. 1802 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:52,399 Speaker 2: And it's funny you said that that's that's a that's 1803 01:16:52,439 --> 01:16:56,880 a point of death machine. Oh yeah, yeah, there's like 1804 01:16:57,239 --> 01:16:58,680 radicals in that that are trying to bring down the 1805 01:16:58,680 --> 01:16:59,760 big corporations and stuff. 1806 01:17:00,079 --> 01:17:01,520 Speaker 3: I mean that one even goes a little deeper where 1807 01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:05,560 the corporation is secretly due to Brad Dwarf's bullshit actually 1808 01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:06,479 causing a lot. 1809 01:17:06,359 --> 01:17:09,840 Speaker 2: Of this, like like man's best friend when uh, you know, 1810 01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:12,279 Ali Sheet's like part of that where she's trying to 1811 01:17:12,319 --> 01:17:13,920 save the dogs from experiments and ship like. 1812 01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:16,600 Speaker 3: That, except in this case there's a fucking dinosaur on 1813 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:19,520 the loose, not a Carnisaur TM the what was that again? 1814 01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:23,119 Speaker 1: The Delapoys, Oh. 1815 01:17:23,079 --> 01:17:26,560 Speaker 3: It's definitely carniscore TM definitely gonna eat this guy's face 1816 01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:29,680 off and then go after this other woman and rip her. 1817 01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:31,640 Speaker 1: Fucking leg off. Yeah. 1818 01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:34,960 Speaker 2: I love I love her reaction because she's screaming and 1819 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:36,800 then she just immediately goes into shot and the camera 1820 01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:41,239 pans down. She has no leg and this fucking puppet's like, no, right, 1821 01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:43,600 it's like seven ft tall. 1822 01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:45,720 Speaker 3: Man, I was gonna say, it's like raptor size, eating it. 1823 01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:49,840 Speaker 2: Like a fucking lamb chop lollipopra park Raptor. Just clarify, Yeah, 1824 01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:51,199 like we said the wrong Raptor. 1825 01:17:51,319 --> 01:17:55,039 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, not wrap, not five, not cardis are five rapped? 1826 01:17:55,119 --> 01:17:57,720 Speaker 1: Although they did find a Utah raptor that was kind 1827 01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,079 of big like the movie. 1828 01:17:59,279 --> 01:18:02,760 Speaker 2: Really yeah, Okay, that's what Alan Grant is brushing off 1829 01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:03,319 in the beginning. 1830 01:18:03,399 --> 01:18:14,119 Speaker 1: Duho philosopher Aptor. They look it up, like, are those Asiana. 1831 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:15,640 You gotta read the book. 1832 01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:17,960 Speaker 3: Michael Crichton lays it all after it makes it make 1833 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,600 as much sense as he possibly could. 1834 01:18:21,359 --> 01:18:23,680 Speaker 2: So Doc Shock shows up, chases it off. He gets 1835 01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:25,319 out of the car and shoots it, and it runs 1836 01:18:25,319 --> 01:18:29,960 away somehow. Jennifer Runyan she like unchanged herself in the 1837 01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:31,600 madness and like hid inside the. 1838 01:18:32,239 --> 01:18:33,840 Speaker 3: Like I said, she was the only one smart enough 1839 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:35,960 to chain herself to the inside of the vehicle. 1840 01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:39,439 Speaker 2: So he's able to save her. And there's like fucking 1841 01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:41,880 hands hanging from the chains and ship. It's great. 1842 01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:42,920 Speaker 1: That's a great visual. 1843 01:18:43,079 --> 01:18:45,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, So we get a quick scene too with the 1844 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:48,880 sheriff and and uh doctor Raven, not Doc Smith, but 1845 01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:52,319 the actual doctor. And this is where it establishes the 1846 01:18:52,319 --> 01:18:56,319 fact that either there's multiple animals or this thing is growing, 1847 01:18:56,359 --> 01:18:58,840 because the lesions on the on the first bodies compared 1848 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:02,159 to the most recent bodies have grown exponentially, like the 1849 01:19:02,199 --> 01:19:03,479 bite marks, the claw. 1850 01:19:05,119 --> 01:19:08,159 Speaker 1: Like now it's like seven inches. This is getting big. 1851 01:19:08,399 --> 01:19:10,720 Speaker 3: And the fucking sheriff is still like, I don't mean 1852 01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:12,720 to beat this into the dirt, but the movie kind 1853 01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:13,720 of does itself, like. 1854 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:16,119 Speaker 1: All right, fucking Bobcat, Yeah, yeah. 1855 01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:18,560 Speaker 3: And the Doctor's like, I don't know if that theory 1856 01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:19,880 is holding water anymore. 1857 01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:24,359 Speaker 2: Then this gets a little dicey because they put uh, 1858 01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:28,279 you know, Jennifer Runyan and doctor like in the you know, 1859 01:19:28,319 --> 01:19:31,279 he puts her in the in the trailer, but then 1860 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:34,319 she's by herself. He leaves to do something and she's 1861 01:19:34,359 --> 01:19:35,960 like looking through his art books. She finds out she's 1862 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,279 an artist. But he also has like a real macabre 1863 01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:40,439 side to him, we find out because there's like a 1864 01:19:40,479 --> 01:19:43,319 there's like a fucking Clyde Barker painting and in his book. 1865 01:19:43,439 --> 01:19:45,680 Speaker 1: That's just in there like for this jump scare that's 1866 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:46,199 about to have. 1867 01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:49,000 Speaker 2: Well yeah, but like when he sees the guy with 1868 01:19:49,039 --> 01:19:51,000 the dick bitting off, he like zones out, so something 1869 01:19:51,039 --> 01:19:53,079 has happened to him before, which is probably why he's drunk, 1870 01:19:53,119 --> 01:19:54,600 which is also good visual story. 1871 01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:56,199 Speaker 1: That's why we need that blurry, we need. 1872 01:19:56,119 --> 01:19:58,239 Speaker 3: The extended cut behind the scenes. 1873 01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:00,600 Speaker 2: So this thing starts to break in the fucking trailer 1874 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:02,960 and Jennifer run like grabs a gun and like shoots 1875 01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:04,319 it and chases it off like. 1876 01:20:04,359 --> 01:20:05,199 Speaker 1: Jason or some shit. 1877 01:20:05,279 --> 01:20:07,840 Speaker 3: And the part of what too, I guess that was, 1878 01:20:08,399 --> 01:20:10,720 But again, like we said it does not understand class. 1879 01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:14,239 Speaker 1: It just says, all right, that's that's a Cli clear plane. Yeah, 1880 01:20:14,399 --> 01:20:15,800 me jumped through this fucking thing. 1881 01:20:16,039 --> 01:20:18,680 Speaker 2: So Doc is just he finds the truck with the 1882 01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:20,840 two Hunter guys and he's like, oh man, I can't 1883 01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:23,880 believe they're dead. And he hears Diane Ladder's secretary on 1884 01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:26,279 him like, hey, did you guys find a subject number 1885 01:20:26,279 --> 01:20:29,439 one yet? And he's like, yeah, we found subject number 1886 01:20:29,439 --> 01:20:31,159 one and bringing them in now and they're like great, excellent, 1887 01:20:31,199 --> 01:20:31,840 they're on their way. 1888 01:20:32,079 --> 01:20:34,239 Speaker 3: He knows how to get to the UNIS facility and 1889 01:20:34,279 --> 01:20:35,159 every yeah, he. 1890 01:20:35,039 --> 01:20:37,079 Speaker 2: Puts the fucking jumpsuit on, puts one of the guys 1891 01:20:37,159 --> 01:20:38,840 under a tarp and he's like, yeah, uh yeah, I 1892 01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:41,039 got it right here, shot it with a dark it's fine. 1893 01:20:41,319 --> 01:20:43,479 Speaker 1: Let me in. They're like, okay, come on in, not 1894 01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:44,520 let me see the. 1895 01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:47,720 Speaker 3: God yeah, there's no fucking X ray machine in this 1896 01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,560 high tech facility. 1897 01:20:49,159 --> 01:20:51,680 Speaker 2: Or like, you definitely don't look like the guy who 1898 01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:53,239 was driving that truck before. 1899 01:20:53,319 --> 01:20:55,920 Speaker 1: Again, that's the problem with her being the only one 1900 01:20:56,079 --> 01:21:00,399 in on the bad guy. You need who are also 1901 01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:02,680 in on the plan. Well, I don't know how you 1902 01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:03,439 find them. 1903 01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:05,640 Speaker 2: Rod Steiger had it figured out in the Kindred. 1904 01:21:06,279 --> 01:21:07,000 Speaker 1: That's a good point. 1905 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,800 Speaker 2: He made his own people a fish. 1906 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:10,560 Speaker 1: Woman, that's how you do it. That's how you do it. 1907 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:13,279 This is make your own mute working man. This is 1908 01:21:13,279 --> 01:21:15,079 how someone can just walk in and just suck up your. 1909 01:21:15,279 --> 01:21:17,800 Speaker 2: She needed to genetically engineer a fucking person who was 1910 01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:20,119 part fucking dinosaur, like doctor Moreau. 1911 01:21:20,439 --> 01:21:23,640 Speaker 3: Yes, well that's that's her fucking idol. 1912 01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:27,079 Speaker 1: We'll find out because now of all the fucking idols 1913 01:21:27,079 --> 01:21:27,840 of the world. 1914 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:30,680 Speaker 3: Because the other shoe has now fucking dropped, is now 1915 01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:33,560 people aren't just coughing now, the clinic isn't just full 1916 01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:34,119 with people. 1917 01:21:34,439 --> 01:21:36,760 Speaker 1: Have they found the egg yet? That's where I'm leading 1918 01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:38,199 up to the epidemic. 1919 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,479 Speaker 2: They find this fucking egg. You see the sheriff at 1920 01:21:41,479 --> 01:21:42,880 home with his wife. He gets home early in the 1921 01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:45,800 morning and all his whole family's sick, and he's like, oh, 1922 01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:47,399 if you're sick, you know, go with the girls and 1923 01:21:47,439 --> 01:21:50,319 I'll make breakfast. And he's cracking these fucking eggs open 1924 01:21:50,359 --> 01:21:52,840 and they're just green goo inside. 1925 01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:55,159 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well that's kind of again, Like I just said, 1926 01:21:55,199 --> 01:21:57,800 that's the the other shoe drop And the next plot 1927 01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,680 point finally being delivered spoon fed to us. 1928 01:22:00,479 --> 01:22:02,279 Speaker 2: And he drops one of the eggs and inside is 1929 01:22:02,319 --> 01:22:05,119 a fucking dinosaur embryo, like, oh that's. 1930 01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:06,399 Speaker 1: Alive that he takes the doctor. 1931 01:22:06,479 --> 01:22:09,560 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're looking at it under I guess a microscope. Yeah, 1932 01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:10,319 I don't know why. 1933 01:22:10,159 --> 01:22:12,640 Speaker 1: You need that. I guess her plan. Like the eggs again, 1934 01:22:12,680 --> 01:22:15,119 it's working too fast, like one hatch and now other 1935 01:22:15,159 --> 01:22:18,680 ones are starting. The eggs are just starting to grow dinosaurs. 1936 01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:20,800 Speaker 3: That's why it could have led to a kind of 1937 01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:22,119 not that that was the point, but it could have 1938 01:22:22,199 --> 01:22:26,079 led to a cool like zombieesque yeah, like part two. 1939 01:22:26,279 --> 01:22:29,760 Speaker 2: But the end game is that people are women are 1940 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:32,159 going to consume the chicken eggs and then the embryo 1941 01:22:32,239 --> 01:22:35,479 grows within them. But also it's a spreadable disease by 1942 01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:37,039 contact and airborne. 1943 01:22:37,119 --> 01:22:40,119 Speaker 1: No, I think it's because people have been eating the chickens. 1944 01:22:40,439 --> 01:22:42,399 Oh is that why they're still like a while? I 1945 01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:44,720 think she might have been doing this for a minute now. 1946 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:48,960 Speaker 2: It couldn't be because, uh, Jennifer Runyon is a vegetarian 1947 01:22:49,680 --> 01:22:52,680 and she doesn't need the eggs and she gets sick 1948 01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:54,960 at the end. Plus they make a lot of notes 1949 01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:57,119 to like cut people coughing on shit and coffee. 1950 01:22:56,960 --> 01:22:58,760 Speaker 1: Like, yeah, maybe it is a little bit of both. 1951 01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:02,600 It definitely comes from the chickens. It's airborne, it's kind 1952 01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:05,960 of the bird. But I think it's also from the 1953 01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:07,840 eggs and shep. I think there's two ways to spread it. 1954 01:23:08,159 --> 01:23:10,600 Speaker 2: But you know, Clint still eating that fucking chicken and 1955 01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:12,119 he's got a bucket of it as he's. 1956 01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:14,720 Speaker 1: Walking through this. Yeah, that throws it off. He's eating 1957 01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:15,239 a lot of it. 1958 01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:19,079 Speaker 2: I mean, my chicken checking on, he'd be patient zero. 1959 01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:22,880 He's just Clint Howard. He's just like immune. It's like, 1960 01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:26,279 imagine I am legend with Clinton Howard. Oh my god, 1961 01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:27,680 the dinosaurs. 1962 01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:30,039 Speaker 3: But like I said earlier, he's a fucking say this, 1963 01:23:30,079 --> 01:23:32,279 He's eating that chicken leg in front of all the chickens. 1964 01:23:32,319 --> 01:23:34,319 Speaker 2: It's like, oh yeah, I don't know if they know 1965 01:23:34,359 --> 01:23:37,520 what it is, but uh yeah, he you know, of 1966 01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:39,079 course doesn't. He's just you know, when we got up 1967 01:23:39,079 --> 01:23:42,119 the body count. So this fucking dynamicis carnisaur is like 1968 01:23:42,199 --> 01:23:42,600 up in the. 1969 01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:44,439 Speaker 1: Rafters build a spider man. 1970 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:46,920 Speaker 2: Dude drops down and fucking kisses him right on the 1971 01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:49,159 head because he bites it off and rips it off. 1972 01:23:49,159 --> 01:23:49,600 It's great. 1973 01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:52,039 Speaker 1: He's got a spider web at the bott it's him 1974 01:23:52,079 --> 01:23:52,479 back up. 1975 01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:56,119 Speaker 2: It's so fucking good, dude. So so like Sean said 1976 01:23:56,159 --> 01:23:58,520 that the sheriff takes the dinosaur of the doctor and 1977 01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:01,159 they're like, huh, it's just fucking weird. Hmm. And that's 1978 01:24:01,199 --> 01:24:02,359 pretty much the end of that. 1979 01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:04,960 Speaker 3: Also, just before he moved too far away from it, 1980 01:24:05,039 --> 01:24:07,000 his wife's like, yeah, I'm really sick. I'm coming down 1981 01:24:07,039 --> 01:24:08,680 with something. Yeah, our kids are sick too. 1982 01:24:09,119 --> 01:24:09,720 Speaker 2: I had mentioned that. 1983 01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:12,359 Speaker 1: Uh no, I know. He's like, all right, honey, have 1984 01:24:12,399 --> 01:24:13,399 a nice day. Kids. 1985 01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:15,800 Speaker 3: Lift I'm like, all right, you do not give a fuck. 1986 01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:18,720 Speaker 1: Well, if she's gonna be sick, I'll be sick too. 1987 01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:20,920 Speaker 2: If my wife is sick or if I'm sick, we 1988 01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:22,880 don't care about that. It's like, well, yeah, we're gonna 1989 01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:23,720 be sick. We're gonna be sick. 1990 01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:26,399 Speaker 1: You know, maybe he didn't realize how sick she was. 1991 01:24:26,399 --> 01:24:28,880 Speaker 2: Well, I don't think that he figured that a fucking 1992 01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:32,039 dinosaur was gonna be ges stating in her stomach or 1993 01:24:32,199 --> 01:24:32,680 his eggs. 1994 01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:34,960 Speaker 1: For that man. Yeah, because I saw this movie at 1995 01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,119 such a young age, I always think that if I 1996 01:24:37,119 --> 01:24:39,039 have a girlfriend, She's like I'm sick, and I'm like, 1997 01:24:39,079 --> 01:24:41,920 get that fucking you got a dinosaur, baby, get it 1998 01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:42,399 away from me. 1999 01:24:42,439 --> 01:24:44,000 Speaker 2: These are the scenes that gross me out as a kid, 2000 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:45,880 and I was like, that's fucking funky man eggs and 2001 01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:48,680 fucking with my food. It's scarier than the dinosaurs, scarier 2002 01:24:48,720 --> 01:24:54,000 than and the contamination in that like plague thing that's 2003 01:24:54,079 --> 01:24:56,119 happening in the movie was always freakier to me than 2004 01:24:56,159 --> 01:24:56,760 the dinosaurs. 2005 01:24:56,800 --> 01:25:01,000 Speaker 1: This does feel really resident evil, oh big nice, feels 2006 01:25:01,039 --> 01:25:02,239 like umbro dude. 2007 01:25:02,319 --> 01:25:07,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, even though yeah, it's a fucking bio's evil. Yeah, 2008 01:25:07,239 --> 01:25:09,079 it's funny you mentioned that because some of the music 2009 01:25:09,159 --> 01:25:12,880 cues in this kind of reminded me Ris should you mccamie, he's. 2010 01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:13,760 Speaker 1: A fan of Carnoisaur. 2011 01:25:14,239 --> 01:25:16,960 Speaker 3: The truth comes out he did do Dinal Crisis or 2012 01:25:17,039 --> 01:25:18,239 Capcom did so. 2013 01:25:18,319 --> 01:25:21,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, we're at the lab and Doc has figured it 2014 01:25:21,199 --> 01:25:24,079 all out, and he's and he's got Diane Ladd. At gunpoint, 2015 01:25:24,079 --> 01:25:25,720 he's like, what the fuck is going on here? 2016 01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:28,560 Speaker 1: Can I mention something about the lab? Yeah? Something I learned? 2017 01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:33,920 Oh okay, uh that lab is also Doctor Doom's Layer 2018 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:38,600 from Fantastic four? Are you kidding me? And also the 2019 01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:44,920 Fantastic fours uh from the Baxter Building. I watched it 2020 01:25:45,079 --> 01:25:47,159 when we me riley A meant we were watching the 2021 01:25:47,159 --> 01:25:49,439 Doom documentary and they point out that they just as 2022 01:25:49,479 --> 01:25:51,880 soon as like Carnosaur was done, they repurposed it for 2023 01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:52,760 fantastic for. 2024 01:25:53,319 --> 01:25:55,159 Speaker 2: I gotta watch that. I gotta watch that documentary now. 2025 01:25:55,319 --> 01:25:59,319 Speaker 1: Like the documentary is on YouTube. The movie because but 2026 01:25:59,399 --> 01:26:01,840 he's like under a gun pointing there. There's like those 2027 01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:04,960 walls with those like triangle sort of columns that is 2028 01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:08,199 from Doctor ship Man. It was like repaint it, thrown 2029 01:26:08,239 --> 01:26:10,479 shit up there. Yeah, because he fucking gets in there, 2030 01:26:10,479 --> 01:26:11,520 like we were talking about earlier. 2031 01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:14,159 Speaker 3: No Wax Raymond, she no way to No security's just 2032 01:26:14,279 --> 01:26:16,119 in there and she's like, all right, let me see 2033 01:26:16,119 --> 01:26:17,960 what's in the bag, opens it up at just one 2034 01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:18,840 of the mooks and. 2035 01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:20,920 Speaker 1: She's like, oh, fucking points and god at her. 2036 01:26:21,039 --> 01:26:24,000 Speaker 2: He's got our gun point and he's in there talking 2037 01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:25,600 and he's like, tell me what the fuck's going and 2038 01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:28,319 she's like, there's nothing you can do. You can't be safe. Meanwhile, 2039 01:26:28,439 --> 01:26:30,640 the secretary pops up on the screen. She's like, oh, 2040 01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:33,840 mistivvid Topper, I'm sick. 2041 01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:37,279 Speaker 1: She's like, Okay, honey, why don't you come up here and. 2042 01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:39,399 Speaker 2: You know, let me see you first before you leave. 2043 01:26:39,479 --> 01:26:42,319 Speaker 1: He's like, ok going like one of these like mister Burns. 2044 01:26:42,319 --> 01:26:44,399 She's like, oh, I can finally use my experiment. She 2045 01:26:44,439 --> 01:26:46,680 turns to Doc and she's like, let me show you what. 2046 01:26:46,760 --> 01:26:47,479 Speaker 2: I've been working. 2047 01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:49,840 Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, she goes fi evil, but. 2048 01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:53,520 Speaker 1: So she like takes her tempt She's like, a perfect 2049 01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:56,079 you're at the perfect spot. He'll lay down down the couch. 2050 01:26:56,640 --> 01:26:58,319 All of a sudden, this woman starts going into fucking 2051 01:26:58,399 --> 01:27:02,359 labor and Doc's like, oh my odd, breathe, push, breathe push. 2052 01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:05,319 Speaker 3: She's like, your DNA is now a battlefield. It's like 2053 01:27:05,399 --> 01:27:08,359 the fire of creation. And he's like, what the fun? 2054 01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:11,439 Speaker 2: Every cell of you is turning into something more beautiful. 2055 01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:13,920 Speaker 1: This one's not so much gory, but it is the 2056 01:27:13,960 --> 01:27:17,159 most effective in the film. Those legs going. 2057 01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:21,079 Speaker 2: Yeah, and like the noises of this ripping open. 2058 01:27:21,199 --> 01:27:24,119 Speaker 1: Dude, the legs going spread out and the sound effect. 2059 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:26,960 I'm like, oh, it hurts to watch it. 2060 01:27:27,079 --> 01:27:28,760 Speaker 2: You remember that chicken from the beginning that we were 2061 01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:30,760 talking about, and that's what happens here. Pops out a 2062 01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:34,800 fucking dinosaur record like this, but I guess it's similar 2063 01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:36,680 to the size of a baby, but it's not as pliable. 2064 01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:39,560 I think, right, it's just a hard shelled thing, like. 2065 01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:42,640 Speaker 3: The same size as the that larva that the chick 2066 01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:43,960 pops out and Apple gates. 2067 01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:45,800 Speaker 1: It's about the right na. 2068 01:27:46,439 --> 01:27:49,239 Speaker 3: Yeah, while later somebody else pops one out and ends 2069 01:27:49,319 --> 01:27:51,439 up like the one on Apple Gates. Because now that 2070 01:27:51,439 --> 01:27:54,439 they've established that this is how these things pro create, 2071 01:27:54,479 --> 01:27:58,319 for lack of a better term, now that she starts 2072 01:27:58,319 --> 01:28:00,520 explaining it in a moment, but it's like, oh, oh shit, 2073 01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:03,119 they're like xenomorphs. Yeah, kind of like xenomorphs, but they 2074 01:28:03,159 --> 01:28:06,239 come out of the female body through the vagina into 2075 01:28:06,279 --> 01:28:07,840 an egg and they kill you in the process. 2076 01:28:08,039 --> 01:28:10,279 Speaker 2: And when I like about this too, as we see 2077 01:28:10,279 --> 01:28:12,760 it as a movie keeps going, they it starts, they 2078 01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:15,239 start to become more mammal like than they become than 2079 01:28:15,239 --> 01:28:18,239 they're reptile like, because right now an egg pops out, true, 2080 01:28:18,279 --> 01:28:19,359 and she gets the egg. 2081 01:28:19,239 --> 01:28:21,279 Speaker 3: And I think it is also just the speed at 2082 01:28:21,279 --> 01:28:23,359 which these things are again, not to keep reasoning use 2083 01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:26,079 the word evolving because it's not the right word, but 2084 01:28:26,079 --> 01:28:28,399 I think you get what I mean, they're growing faster 2085 01:28:28,439 --> 01:28:30,600 and faster, so you're right. Eventually it's like, well, we 2086 01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:31,680 don't need the egg anymore. 2087 01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:33,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, as this breothing scene has happened, I just w 2088 01:28:34,279 --> 01:28:35,960 we jump back to Follin real quick because he's like 2089 01:28:35,960 --> 01:28:38,000 what what he likes talking? Now we're in the tent 2090 01:28:38,039 --> 01:28:38,640 and he's talking. 2091 01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:39,680 Speaker 1: To what are you talking about? 2092 01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:41,720 Speaker 2: She's been doing jeans blazing on fucking chickens. 2093 01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:43,439 Speaker 3: But I didn't know about this shit when you even 2094 01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:45,960 razy this military set they set up as part of 2095 01:28:46,039 --> 01:28:50,159 like the infant state infestation like outbreak, and this is when. 2096 01:28:50,079 --> 01:28:53,079 Speaker 1: They're talking about theoretical scenarios that might happen. Yeah, with 2097 01:28:53,239 --> 01:28:56,680 like they're like humanity could be fifty percent in like 2098 01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:58,920 seven weeks, and they're just like this could wipe us out. 2099 01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:01,119 And the guy goes, well, not, actually, we've been working 2100 01:29:01,159 --> 01:29:03,680 on artificial wounds and we can have a we can 2101 01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:06,000 grow a new crop of females, and I love that 2102 01:29:06,039 --> 01:29:07,840 all these and her saying this in front of the 2103 01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:10,600 girl who's quiet, It's like, what did you just say? Yeah? Right, 2104 01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:14,159 Falon's assistant, You're like, well, you're just gonna replace Okay, 2105 01:29:14,359 --> 01:29:17,000 We're not gonna try and stop those artificial uteruses. 2106 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:18,039 Speaker 2: We're fine, although they do. 2107 01:29:18,119 --> 01:29:20,239 Speaker 1: You say, like, is there a seerum? They're like, if 2108 01:29:20,239 --> 01:29:21,960 there is, we don't know what it is. We don't 2109 01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:23,399 have this lady do whatever the fuck she wanted. 2110 01:29:23,439 --> 01:29:26,600 Speaker 2: Apparently, why aren't we storming the fucking lab that she's 2111 01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:28,399 in and being like, what are you doing? 2112 01:29:28,560 --> 01:29:30,439 Speaker 3: Right? Just get twenty people to shoot her in the 2113 01:29:30,439 --> 01:29:30,880 face and. 2114 01:29:30,840 --> 01:29:34,479 Speaker 2: Call her Yeah, like, well we'll get to They put 2115 01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:39,079 Utah under quarantine or at least that town, and now 2116 01:29:39,119 --> 01:29:42,319 we get the whole thing about what Diane Lad's plan is. 2117 01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:42,800 Speaker 1: Right. 2118 01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:46,880 Speaker 2: She wants to give the world back to the dinosaurs, 2119 01:29:47,960 --> 01:29:49,840 and Doc says that man, that would make a great 2120 01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:50,720 theme park, wouldn't it. 2121 01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:53,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, Which is funny because Brimitive War is coming out 2122 01:29:53,439 --> 01:29:53,880 this fall. 2123 01:29:54,159 --> 01:29:55,079 Speaker 2: I wanted to bring that up. 2124 01:29:55,159 --> 01:29:57,520 Speaker 1: Yeah. The tagline is like this ain't no walk in 2125 01:29:57,560 --> 01:29:57,960 the park. 2126 01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:00,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's great. I can't wait for By 2127 01:30:00,680 --> 01:30:02,520 the way, that that was weirdly enough, you're doing a 2128 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:04,600 live on that. If you don't, Aready have somebody. 2129 01:30:04,119 --> 01:30:06,600 Speaker 1: It's probably gonna be on the September other wrap up 2130 01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:07,159 on some I. 2131 01:30:07,159 --> 01:30:08,159 Speaker 2: Would love to talk about that. 2132 01:30:08,159 --> 01:30:10,279 Speaker 3: That was partially why we did this episode. I don't 2133 01:30:10,279 --> 01:30:11,880 know if we'll have time to do a Ripe review 2134 01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:13,960 on it, but that kind of inspires. 2135 01:30:13,399 --> 01:30:16,079 Speaker 2: This later on doing a commentary yeah video, Yeah, because 2136 01:30:16,239 --> 01:30:18,680 I mean that's that's also what spurred this Carnivore episode 2137 01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:22,359 was Primitive War. Yeah, yeah, coming out curious and what's 2138 01:30:22,399 --> 01:30:24,159 good and the new Jurassic Park that also dropped. 2139 01:30:24,239 --> 01:30:24,720 Speaker 1: That's true. 2140 01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:28,560 Speaker 2: So Diane lads vamping about, you know, wiping out the 2141 01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:32,439 human race, making complete genocide, but also taking human DNA 2142 01:30:32,439 --> 01:30:36,640 and putting it into the dinosaurs and making essentially making 2143 01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:39,800 fucking Koopa City one is what we're getting to, right. 2144 01:30:39,920 --> 01:30:43,399 Speaker 1: So she wants to give the world back to the dinosaurs, 2145 01:30:43,439 --> 01:30:47,920 and my problem is, well, you don't have all the dinosaurs. No, 2146 01:30:48,239 --> 01:30:50,359 some of these I don't think we're the late Cretaceous 2147 01:30:50,359 --> 01:30:51,680 when the dinosaurs were done. 2148 01:30:51,720 --> 01:30:55,399 Speaker 3: Well that's a Jurassic World problem also or park rather. 2149 01:30:55,399 --> 01:30:57,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'll just well, yeah, that's just like at 2150 01:30:57,560 --> 01:30:58,840 least there to any It was like, well, no, if 2151 01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:00,600 you want to pick up where the dinosaur is left off, 2152 01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:03,479 you don't have some of the right ones. Also, like 2153 01:31:03,760 --> 01:31:06,800 the world has changed since that. She's like this world 2154 01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:08,840 was built for them. Like, okay, well, now the continents 2155 01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:11,479 are all in other places, the air is different, Like 2156 01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:14,439 this isn't meant you couldn't bring a dinosaur back, like. 2157 01:31:14,439 --> 01:31:18,000 Speaker 3: It was built for their socks on in the tropics, right, Yeah, 2158 01:31:18,039 --> 01:31:21,720 and also there were several extinctions before, like like people 2159 01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:24,000 like to think of t Rex and Stegosaurus being around 2160 01:31:24,079 --> 01:31:24,520 the same time. 2161 01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:27,800 Speaker 1: No, they were separated by millions of years. Like there's 2162 01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:30,640 been but six they mentioned in X files this like 2163 01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:34,079 five extinctions, yeah, mass sections. Like lady, what is your 2164 01:31:34,199 --> 01:31:35,880 I get you want to kill humanity because you don't 2165 01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:37,920 like them, But the whole we got to bring back 2166 01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:40,319 the dinosaur make sense? 2167 01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:43,199 Speaker 2: Why not just make the disease of chickens and kill. 2168 01:31:43,039 --> 01:31:46,640 Speaker 1: Everybody or bugs destroy the crops. 2169 01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:50,000 Speaker 3: But she's going on like an all time hater's rant 2170 01:31:50,039 --> 01:31:53,800 about this, like about how humanity has squandered basically their 2171 01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:56,159 right to exist. And then she like even throws out 2172 01:31:56,199 --> 01:31:59,640 like you know, God is an acronym for a generator 2173 01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:02,560 of diversity, And I'm like, Jesus, Lee, you've lost the 2174 01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:03,439 fucking plot. 2175 01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:06,159 Speaker 2: Well, this is what happens. Alazar Kane comes, which is 2176 01:32:06,159 --> 01:32:09,920 her protege, picks up her work and creates the fucking 2177 01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:13,640 Theodore Rex universe. That's what happens. 2178 01:32:14,960 --> 01:32:17,359 Speaker 1: She is doing like a James Bond villain, but she's 2179 01:32:17,399 --> 01:32:19,640 like the worst James Bond villa because again she doesn't 2180 01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:22,880 have followers or henchman. She's like, I did a thing, 2181 01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:25,920 I got a little out of control and to early. 2182 01:32:26,039 --> 01:32:26,880 You're right, though, Joe. 2183 01:32:26,920 --> 01:32:29,279 Speaker 3: She takes the technology, she goes with Job Buchanan. 2184 01:32:29,399 --> 01:32:29,800 Speaker 2: Oh yeah. 2185 01:32:29,840 --> 01:32:32,279 Speaker 3: At the end of the movie, disappears into a different dimension, 2186 01:32:32,359 --> 01:32:33,159 different part of the movie. 2187 01:32:33,199 --> 01:32:36,479 Speaker 2: Dumps universe takes takes Santa whoopee and makes her a 2188 01:32:36,479 --> 01:32:37,439 fucking android or something. 2189 01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:38,720 Speaker 1: Somewhere in the MDU. 2190 01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:41,520 Speaker 3: It does exist, right, there's that little tiny robot that 2191 01:32:41,560 --> 01:32:42,279 talks to them. 2192 01:32:42,479 --> 01:32:45,680 Speaker 1: So then she mentions that Doctor Moreau is her idol, 2193 01:32:46,199 --> 01:32:49,039 the fictional doctor who's the bad guy he gets murdered. 2194 01:32:49,159 --> 01:32:50,960 You know, I made a little womb guy, but I 2195 01:32:51,039 --> 01:32:53,319 never made a dinosaur pis and let's try it where 2196 01:32:53,439 --> 01:32:54,920 neils A Dalea Rosa fit into this. 2197 01:32:55,039 --> 01:32:56,319 Speaker 2: They're playing piano together. 2198 01:32:56,279 --> 01:32:57,880 Speaker 1: Like that's not who you want your idol to be. 2199 01:32:58,039 --> 01:33:00,479 Let's seem like I'm in following case to go to 2200 01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:02,359 that mansion. There's like a Mary Shelley painting him like 2201 01:33:02,399 --> 01:33:04,239 the lady who said you shouldn't do this, you have 2202 01:33:04,239 --> 01:33:06,560 a painting of her and then you did it anyway. 2203 01:33:06,279 --> 01:33:08,359 Speaker 2: Well we know what happened with that joke, you can, 2204 01:33:08,399 --> 01:33:14,399 and that is why we have genetically engineered dinosaurs. 2205 01:33:14,399 --> 01:33:16,399 Speaker 3: Like when the Emperor told Danik and all about how 2206 01:33:16,479 --> 01:33:19,840 much he admired this guy Darth Play, and nobody put 2207 01:33:19,880 --> 01:33:20,560 together that he. 2208 01:33:20,640 --> 01:33:23,399 Speaker 1: Is the dark lore. He was great, he could make 2209 01:33:23,439 --> 01:33:26,159 people come back from the dead. I definitely didn't kill 2210 01:33:26,239 --> 01:33:30,720 him do it anyway. 2211 01:33:31,479 --> 01:33:33,399 Speaker 2: So, Yeah, the sheriff is at home and like, here's 2212 01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:36,760 the carnisour outside, so decides to take it upon himself 2213 01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:37,319 to go kill it. 2214 01:33:37,399 --> 01:33:39,239 Speaker 1: Talk about it all the time, hater. He's got the 2215 01:33:39,279 --> 01:33:40,079 fucking jaka. 2216 01:33:40,319 --> 01:33:42,279 Speaker 3: Come on where it's like, fucking I know what you 2217 01:33:42,279 --> 01:33:44,000 did last summer, Come on and get me. 2218 01:33:44,079 --> 01:33:47,359 Speaker 1: Where are you wait? Is his family like dead when 2219 01:33:47,359 --> 01:33:50,319 he's reading to them. I don't they're dying because like 2220 01:33:50,399 --> 01:33:52,479 their eyes are just something like when I was watching it. 2221 01:33:52,479 --> 01:33:54,600 Speaker 2: The other day, Rice Man, you know, I think so 2222 01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:55,880 because it's a dark scene. 2223 01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:58,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's like reading them and he seems sad. 2224 01:33:58,159 --> 01:34:01,600 I'm like, did they die and not blinking and yeah, 2225 01:34:01,640 --> 01:34:04,520 I think we're led to believe that they died and 2226 01:34:04,560 --> 01:34:08,319 he's just going out shock and he knows a dinosaur 2227 01:34:08,399 --> 01:34:11,039 is yeah, so he's just gonna take his anger out 2228 01:34:11,119 --> 01:34:12,000 on the dinosaur. 2229 01:34:12,039 --> 01:34:13,680 Speaker 2: I was gonna gloss over that, but now that you 2230 01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:17,159 mentioned that, like that's a really sad scene. Especially if that's. 2231 01:34:17,079 --> 01:34:19,720 Speaker 1: Really depressing scene, it's starts one coming up with like 2232 01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:21,439 an execution, Like this is sad. 2233 01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:23,840 Speaker 3: So I mean, up unt this point, there's no cure. 2234 01:34:23,960 --> 01:34:25,680 So yeah, it probably is that they're just dead. 2235 01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:27,079 Speaker 2: I don't even think they know what's going on. It's 2236 01:34:27,119 --> 01:34:28,680 just like a massive epidemic. 2237 01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:30,520 Speaker 1: The way I read that scene is that they're dead, 2238 01:34:30,680 --> 01:34:31,880 they died, and he's lost. 2239 01:34:31,920 --> 01:34:34,520 Speaker 3: If that's not true, I like your yeah, because the 2240 01:34:34,640 --> 01:34:36,640 next scene, he's going out there looking for something the. 2241 01:34:37,359 --> 01:34:39,840 Speaker 2: Corner store, like rips into like a pet shop and 2242 01:34:39,920 --> 01:34:42,640 like eats a bunch of fucking pets, and then like 2243 01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:44,840 he's out there with a shotgun. But yeah, like Seun said, 2244 01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:47,359 basically calling out this fucking dinosaur and it runs up 2245 01:34:47,359 --> 01:34:49,720 behind him and he fucking turns around and blash this 2246 01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:51,079 thing right in the chest. 2247 01:34:51,279 --> 01:34:52,800 Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that's all it took. 2248 01:34:53,520 --> 01:34:54,319 Speaker 2: I mean a shotgun. 2249 01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:55,560 Speaker 1: Yeah right. 2250 01:34:55,840 --> 01:34:57,439 Speaker 2: Haven't you ever played Dino Crisis. 2251 01:34:57,600 --> 01:34:58,520 Speaker 1: I mentioned it earlier? 2252 01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:01,159 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but it gets him in the process as 2253 01:35:01,199 --> 01:35:03,199 it is dying, he's like screaming at it still instead 2254 01:35:03,199 --> 01:35:05,000 of just finishing it off like shooting in the head 2255 01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:06,840 and move on, claw. 2256 01:35:06,680 --> 01:35:10,239 Speaker 2: Them right through foot like goes backwards and gets the 2257 01:35:10,319 --> 01:35:12,800 raptor clowth through his stomach and then he fucking blows 2258 01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:13,640 this thing's head. 2259 01:35:13,520 --> 01:35:15,119 Speaker 1: Ahead off there. 2260 01:35:15,800 --> 01:35:19,239 Speaker 3: It's great, what a fucking badass to go out again. 2261 01:35:19,319 --> 01:35:23,279 You probably could have survived, but like muldoon, clever girl. Yeah. 2262 01:35:23,840 --> 01:35:28,279 Speaker 2: Now the government wants to save these dinosaurs or like 2263 01:35:28,439 --> 01:35:30,920 save the race of these things or whatever. 2264 01:35:31,479 --> 01:35:33,159 Speaker 1: Well I think they want to like contain it. But 2265 01:35:33,239 --> 01:35:35,560 then like they see they because they talk about like 2266 01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:38,359 we could grow a whole new generation to humanity that 2267 01:35:38,479 --> 01:35:40,800 will be like we can direct. 2268 01:35:40,520 --> 01:35:41,479 Speaker 2: And hard dinosaur. 2269 01:35:42,079 --> 01:35:45,079 Speaker 3: Well, the fucking cook from the diner comes driving in 2270 01:35:45,279 --> 01:35:47,800 like down the road and you don't know who's with them. 2271 01:35:48,039 --> 01:35:51,760 Speaker 1: You find out it's the waitress. But he's like, oh, yeah, okay, 2272 01:35:51,840 --> 01:35:53,279 there's the government. They'll help us. 2273 01:35:53,319 --> 01:35:58,319 Speaker 3: And it's like all guys in like contamination. Yeah right, 2274 01:35:58,319 --> 01:36:00,479 it's the Blob. Or again, I keep mentioning Zimmy movies, 2275 01:36:00,479 --> 01:36:02,119 but if you've seen Zombi movies. 2276 01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:06,840 Speaker 1: You're like, oh no, Like the CDC guys from Siphon 2277 01:36:06,880 --> 01:36:09,000 Filter the Yellow, they. 2278 01:36:08,960 --> 01:36:12,039 Speaker 2: Remind me of the Crazy or like Ratsarian. 2279 01:36:12,119 --> 01:36:14,520 Speaker 3: It's a common trope by this movie has come out. 2280 01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:16,279 But it's like, yeah, if the government's wearing those suits 2281 01:36:16,279 --> 01:36:18,199 and they got machine guns, they ain't gonna help you. 2282 01:36:18,399 --> 01:36:20,319 Speaker 2: They're more likely to just killing you, and we might 2283 01:36:20,359 --> 01:36:21,720 as well talk about it right here. But when they 2284 01:36:21,760 --> 01:36:24,600 bring that lady back there, the way she's giving birth 2285 01:36:24,680 --> 01:36:26,800 to this fucking dinosaur, like, ah, what's going on here? 2286 01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:30,039 This is like the first instance of her spitting out 2287 01:36:30,119 --> 01:36:33,359 a dinosaur with the egg kind of falling apart, so 2288 01:36:33,520 --> 01:36:37,399 like they're starting to not need eggs because people's bodies 2289 01:36:37,439 --> 01:36:39,600 are changing, so now they're becoming more mammal like, and 2290 01:36:39,720 --> 01:36:41,680 that half breed shit is kind of kicking in. And 2291 01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:44,119 this is like the tent where Fallons posted up and 2292 01:36:44,199 --> 01:36:46,279 he's like, holy, she's like just just gratty picks up. 2293 01:36:46,319 --> 01:36:48,279 Speaker 1: He's like, we're gonna make a fortune with this place. 2294 01:36:48,760 --> 01:36:50,399 Speaker 2: Maybe we'll have a coupon day or something. 2295 01:36:50,920 --> 01:36:54,520 Speaker 3: See the John exactly, the bloodsucking lawyer. He's like, all right, 2296 01:36:54,560 --> 01:36:58,960 get some of these into Cairo. Wow, that's how I 2297 01:36:59,079 --> 01:36:59,760 used did I say? 2298 01:37:00,039 --> 01:37:04,159 Speaker 1: I say it? It's been a while since problem with 2299 01:37:04,239 --> 01:37:06,960 the Egyptians? You know what I said? Dinosaurs the egypt 2300 01:37:07,119 --> 01:37:09,359 to go back to Project Metal Beast. I think that 2301 01:37:09,439 --> 01:37:10,000 was the episode I. 2302 01:37:10,039 --> 01:37:13,239 Speaker 2: Said, Kyro, it was alien alien Romulus. 2303 01:37:13,520 --> 01:37:13,960 Speaker 1: I didn't know what. 2304 01:37:14,640 --> 01:37:16,039 Speaker 2: I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about. 2305 01:37:16,079 --> 01:37:17,720 Speaker 3: I'm like, I must have missed something. And then afterward 2306 01:37:17,720 --> 01:37:19,760 he's like, oh, I meant crying like fun when you 2307 01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:21,760 say in the beginning, you say a word wrong. For 2308 01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:24,439 almost forty years, it takes a little while to get 2309 01:37:24,479 --> 01:37:24,800 all right. 2310 01:37:25,039 --> 01:37:26,479 Speaker 1: Crying cry. 2311 01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:27,159 Speaker 2: That's ak. 2312 01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:31,279 Speaker 1: When you say words wrong and pronounce it wrong and 2313 01:37:31,279 --> 01:37:32,760 everyone makes fun of you. Are you guys gonna go 2314 01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:34,319 see jewels in theater? Jewels? 2315 01:37:34,399 --> 01:37:35,920 Speaker 2: Well, you you just have a bad accent. 2316 01:37:36,520 --> 01:37:39,640 Speaker 1: That's different. I'm just stupid. You go see jowels. 2317 01:37:40,840 --> 01:37:44,000 Speaker 3: It's not as bad as I'll drop this nuke on myself. 2318 01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:45,800 It's not as bad as for years I thought MacB 2319 01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:47,920 was maca bright and I said it wrong in. 2320 01:37:47,960 --> 01:37:50,000 Speaker 1: Front of somebody. It might even have been what the 2321 01:37:50,199 --> 01:37:51,119 fuck are you saying? 2322 01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:54,079 Speaker 2: Just saying a lot of ship where I'm like, what. 2323 01:37:54,199 --> 01:37:56,159 Speaker 1: The nobody ever corrected me? I don't know. 2324 01:37:56,479 --> 01:37:59,560 Speaker 3: You pretty good about that, There is occasionally. 2325 01:37:59,079 --> 01:38:00,760 Speaker 1: There are times where you have to read it right 2326 01:38:00,800 --> 01:38:03,199 out loud and you're like sure, like I've never said it. 2327 01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:03,880 Speaker 3: And. 2328 01:38:05,439 --> 01:38:07,640 Speaker 2: You can look at all of us. So, yeah, this 2329 01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:10,920 is where Doc holds Diane Land a gunpoint and she 2330 01:38:11,239 --> 01:38:14,600 she's her secret egg room, right, and he's like, you motherfucker, 2331 01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:15,720 you're making these things. 2332 01:38:15,600 --> 01:38:17,600 Speaker 1: And he's running out the back door. 2333 01:38:17,960 --> 01:38:18,039 Speaker 4: Right. 2334 01:38:18,159 --> 01:38:20,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got like a whole suitcase full of these eggs. Yeah. 2335 01:38:21,479 --> 01:38:23,640 Speaker 2: So he's like, he's like, you either start talking and 2336 01:38:23,720 --> 01:38:25,279 tell me how I'm gonna fix this, or I start 2337 01:38:25,319 --> 01:38:26,560 scrambling these fucking eggs. 2338 01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:28,520 Speaker 1: So she's like, there's nothing you could do. So he's 2339 01:38:28,560 --> 01:38:30,880 she's he starts shooting the eggs like the fucking. 2340 01:38:30,600 --> 01:38:34,039 Speaker 2: Alien queen, almost making a bargain with this woman. So 2341 01:38:34,199 --> 01:38:37,760 he ends up getting the raw virus to make an 2342 01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:40,760 anti virus with right how he knows how, I don't know, 2343 01:38:40,960 --> 01:38:43,239 but it doesn't work like that because you need to 2344 01:38:43,399 --> 01:38:46,800 synthesize an anti virus. Sure, if you ever played Resident evil. 2345 01:38:46,840 --> 01:38:48,680 You know, you need the piece of the T virus, 2346 01:38:48,760 --> 01:38:51,960 and you need some other ship to synthesize a fucking cure. 2347 01:38:52,279 --> 01:38:55,119 You don't just shoot yourself with the original virus. 2348 01:38:54,960 --> 01:38:58,119 Speaker 1: And get better. We need Tony Tony Chopper up in here. 2349 01:38:58,159 --> 01:38:58,600 He could do it. 2350 01:38:58,800 --> 01:38:59,000 Speaker 3: Yeah. 2351 01:38:59,119 --> 01:39:00,920 Speaker 2: So yeah, she's like, okay, fuck you, and he takes 2352 01:39:00,960 --> 01:39:03,680 the He takes the thing, and he leaves. Meanwhile, she's 2353 01:39:03,680 --> 01:39:05,960 setting herself up with like hot water in a blanket, 2354 01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:06,319 and shit. 2355 01:39:06,920 --> 01:39:07,399 Speaker 3: I like that. 2356 01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:11,079 Speaker 1: She's so dedicated to this plan. She'll also be a 2357 01:39:11,159 --> 01:39:14,079 victim of it. This was always the plan. Yeah, I'm like, 2358 01:39:14,159 --> 01:39:16,039 you're not gonna stick around to see if it works? Well, 2359 01:39:16,159 --> 01:39:17,359 She's she pretty much did. 2360 01:39:17,399 --> 01:39:19,920 Speaker 2: She's like, everything's working, she's giving birth to the egg 2361 01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:21,800 and everything's quarantined and fucked up. 2362 01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:25,319 Speaker 3: She should have took some novacine or something before she decided. 2363 01:39:24,960 --> 01:39:25,279 Speaker 1: To do this. 2364 01:39:25,520 --> 01:39:27,359 Speaker 2: She knew she was going out, right. Did you think 2365 01:39:27,399 --> 01:39:28,920 she was gonna She was like, yeah, I'm gonna pop 2366 01:39:28,960 --> 01:39:30,720 out an egg and then maybe I'll die or maybe not. 2367 01:39:31,039 --> 01:39:32,880 Speaker 3: I think that's exactly what she thought, because that's what 2368 01:39:32,960 --> 01:39:33,399 happened to her. 2369 01:39:33,520 --> 01:39:33,840 Speaker 1: Systance. 2370 01:39:33,960 --> 01:39:37,159 Speaker 2: Susan Earl, she's been prepping her vagina the whole fucking 2371 01:39:37,239 --> 01:39:39,359 time to make sure it was wide enough to give birth. 2372 01:39:39,399 --> 01:39:41,880 Speaker 1: So she didn't die, right exactly, She lowed it up anytime. 2373 01:39:42,000 --> 01:39:43,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, but then what did she plan. 2374 01:39:43,199 --> 01:39:45,079 Speaker 1: On freeing that t rex? She didn't have it on 2375 01:39:45,159 --> 01:39:45,920 a time or anything. 2376 01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:50,439 Speaker 2: It just lets itself out, doesn't because he goes. Because 2377 01:39:50,560 --> 01:39:54,439 Doc goes to leave and he she like kind of 2378 01:39:54,520 --> 01:39:56,680 traps him in the laser room and she's like a 2379 01:39:56,880 --> 01:40:00,319 six twenty four eleven DC engage and the fucking laser 2380 01:40:00,399 --> 01:40:03,239 shut off, and the t rex chases after Doc. He 2381 01:40:03,399 --> 01:40:05,920 climbs up and out, and the t rex punches its 2382 01:40:05,960 --> 01:40:09,319 fucking head through a concrete wall while she's giving birth. 2383 01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:11,880 She's getting birth to a t rex, and it's like 2384 01:40:11,960 --> 01:40:14,119 a live birth. At this point. It doesn't come out 2385 01:40:14,119 --> 01:40:16,560 of her vagina. It pops out of her fucking stomach, 2386 01:40:16,920 --> 01:40:19,800 like the Howling three, or like the or like basket 2387 01:40:19,880 --> 01:40:20,279 Case two. 2388 01:40:20,520 --> 01:40:23,840 Speaker 1: She's regretting that decision, She's like, oh she dies. She's 2389 01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:24,199 loving it. 2390 01:40:24,239 --> 01:40:28,720 Speaker 2: She's like, okay, like I said, and be the blood 2391 01:40:28,760 --> 01:40:30,239 Dinosaurs in nineteen ninety three. 2392 01:40:30,279 --> 01:40:32,119 Speaker 1: You could have seen you could have went into one theater. 2393 01:40:32,199 --> 01:40:35,079 It's all Lara Durn chased by a raptor, walked into 2394 01:40:35,159 --> 01:40:37,840 another theater and it saw Lara Durn's mom ship out 2395 01:40:37,880 --> 01:40:38,079 of tea. 2396 01:40:38,359 --> 01:40:40,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, you could have saw Diane lands bread Eagle, and 2397 01:40:40,640 --> 01:40:42,159 you could have walked another theater and saw the Little 2398 01:40:42,239 --> 01:40:44,279 Rascals and shot. 2399 01:40:44,319 --> 01:40:46,680 Speaker 1: He's into the riddle of Little Rascals, not unaware of 2400 01:40:46,800 --> 01:40:48,119 what's going on in any other. 2401 01:40:48,319 --> 01:40:50,319 Speaker 2: Baking in the gang are riding the fire hose, trying 2402 01:40:50,359 --> 01:40:52,800 to put out the fucking fire on the Woman Haters Club. 2403 01:40:53,039 --> 01:40:54,840 Speaker 1: They're they're disguise as ballerinas. 2404 01:40:54,880 --> 01:40:55,039 Speaker 3: Now. 2405 01:40:55,199 --> 01:40:56,840 Speaker 2: Meanwhile, in the next fruit. 2406 01:40:58,159 --> 01:41:03,880 Speaker 3: Sht literally across from each other except Carnisar's way ladder. 2407 01:41:03,920 --> 01:41:06,399 Speaker 1: So you're just hearing it in the Little Rascals theater, do. 2408 01:41:06,520 --> 01:41:12,800 Speaker 2: You go, little one push Push, Yeah, funny, yeah, right. 2409 01:41:15,479 --> 01:41:20,119 Speaker 1: To trust me. I love Doctor Burrow all in Judison, 2410 01:41:20,560 --> 01:41:21,399 so uh so. 2411 01:41:21,479 --> 01:41:24,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, now the fucking t Rex is loose. Doc Doc 2412 01:41:24,560 --> 01:41:26,960 Smith runs back to the trailer to see Jennifer Runy 2413 01:41:27,039 --> 01:41:30,199 in the fucking t Rex is walking through town and 2414 01:41:30,319 --> 01:41:33,560 it hears the fucking payphone ringing, and I'm like and 2415 01:41:33,640 --> 01:41:37,880 I'm like, that's Michael Rex calling his friend on the payphone. 2416 01:41:37,920 --> 01:41:39,880 Speaker 1: And he didn't pick up looking for Tammy. Yeah, he 2417 01:41:39,960 --> 01:41:40,720 was looking for Tanny. 2418 01:41:41,039 --> 01:41:42,600 Speaker 2: And he was just like, now, fuck that ship, I 2419 01:41:42,640 --> 01:41:44,760 gotta go down to dinosaur Alley, walks right past it, 2420 01:41:44,920 --> 01:41:46,439 trying to reach him on that fucking payphone. 2421 01:41:46,520 --> 01:41:46,640 Speaker 5: DA. 2422 01:41:47,159 --> 01:41:49,119 Speaker 2: So Doc's back in the trailer and he's like trying 2423 01:41:49,119 --> 01:41:50,079 to he's calling for a He's. 2424 01:41:49,960 --> 01:41:50,920 Speaker 1: Like, oh, we need help. 2425 01:41:50,960 --> 01:41:54,119 Speaker 2: There's there, you know, there's anybody out there. And they're like, yeah, 2426 01:41:54,239 --> 01:41:58,600 we're here, come over, blue Jay Robinson, whatever. Oh my god, 2427 01:41:58,720 --> 01:42:02,159 holy fucking dying shore. It's on it's on the road there, 2428 01:42:02,279 --> 01:42:03,079 t Rex. 2429 01:42:02,960 --> 01:42:04,840 Speaker 1: It's on the dinosaur Highway. Yeah. 2430 01:42:05,439 --> 01:42:07,840 Speaker 4: Doc is like, oh my god, it's on its way here, 2431 01:42:08,239 --> 01:42:11,439 like the dinosaur Highway. It's genetic. It's in their DNA 2432 01:42:11,720 --> 01:42:15,119 to come back to their migration pattern. Any dinosaur, it 2433 01:42:15,159 --> 01:42:15,600 doesn't matter. 2434 01:42:15,640 --> 01:42:16,479 Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be a. 2435 01:42:16,520 --> 01:42:19,079 Speaker 1: Galim Mi mister, a t Rex, or a diiconomist or 2436 01:42:19,079 --> 01:42:22,119 a fucking Ankleosaurus. I mean t Rex is for North American. 2437 01:42:22,199 --> 01:42:24,119 I guess he's got baby. He's got a point there. 2438 01:42:24,159 --> 01:42:27,079 But again, the whole environment has changed. Wasn't even a desert, but. 2439 01:42:27,119 --> 01:42:29,359 Speaker 2: It wasn't instinctually, and they're like He's like, where's all 2440 01:42:29,359 --> 01:42:31,319 the fucking trees and water trees? 2441 01:42:31,800 --> 01:42:34,600 Speaker 3: Jennifer Runyon pushes up her non exists in glasses. She's like, 2442 01:42:34,640 --> 01:42:38,079 I fucking told you, Dinosaur Highway, it's in this valley. 2443 01:42:38,079 --> 01:42:40,199 Speaker 1: I'm like, what have there been water here at something? Yeah? 2444 01:42:40,520 --> 01:42:41,720 Right in that canyon. Yeah. 2445 01:42:42,199 --> 01:42:45,199 Speaker 2: Uh So he loads up a syringe of reagent from 2446 01:42:45,239 --> 01:42:48,159 the fucking little file sticks Jennifer running with and he's like, 2447 01:42:48,199 --> 01:42:49,479 this will make you feel all better. 2448 01:42:49,720 --> 01:42:53,119 Speaker 3: He's got that uh that science degree behind some papers 2449 01:42:53,239 --> 01:42:55,279 or something that does exactly to do this formula. 2450 01:42:55,479 --> 01:42:58,800 Speaker 1: So just for behind the Man the Man magazine paint. God, 2451 01:42:59,560 --> 01:43:00,000 what he knew. 2452 01:43:00,279 --> 01:43:02,640 Speaker 2: We'll get to that right before, right before we get 2453 01:43:02,680 --> 01:43:05,520 the big face off. While he injects Jennifer running with that, 2454 01:43:05,640 --> 01:43:08,600 we cut back to the doctor Raven's office. The quarantine 2455 01:43:08,600 --> 01:43:12,239 people come in and just start fucking shooting everybody who's 2456 01:43:12,279 --> 01:43:14,159 in there that's sick, just lights them all up, kills 2457 01:43:14,199 --> 01:43:14,479 them all. 2458 01:43:14,640 --> 01:43:17,119 Speaker 1: Like I implied earlier, you're kind of expecting it to happen. 2459 01:43:17,159 --> 01:43:21,079 Speaker 3: You're just waiting for when it's pretty ruthless though, man considering. 2460 01:43:21,359 --> 01:43:23,880 Speaker 2: So here we go, boys. My one of my favorite 2461 01:43:23,920 --> 01:43:25,920 parts of the whole movie. Every time I see a 2462 01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:28,720 fucking Bobcat in any construction site, I think of this. 2463 01:43:28,800 --> 01:43:32,680 Speaker 3: Series an actual Bobcat, not the animal, but a Bobcat excavator. 2464 01:43:32,960 --> 01:43:35,119 Speaker 2: Little boys, it's a yeah, yeah, it's a it's like 2465 01:43:35,159 --> 01:43:38,479 a back hoe. So my god, I love it so much. 2466 01:43:38,520 --> 01:43:40,560 He jumps in the fucking back home. Jennifer runions in 2467 01:43:40,600 --> 01:43:42,600 another one. He's like, stay here, I'm gonna fight this dinosaur. 2468 01:43:42,760 --> 01:43:45,479 You see this fucking dinosaur fucking trump into the into 2469 01:43:45,560 --> 01:43:49,319 the canyon and he goes fisticuffs with this fucking dinosaur. 2470 01:43:49,439 --> 01:43:52,199 With the Bobcat. It's like, get away from her, you dinosaur, 2471 01:43:52,319 --> 01:43:53,399 and it like runs into him. 2472 01:43:53,439 --> 01:43:56,640 Speaker 3: It's like Aliens a little ye, not as good, but 2473 01:43:56,920 --> 01:43:57,840 the idea is certain. 2474 01:43:57,920 --> 01:43:59,760 Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. 2475 01:44:00,119 --> 01:44:02,079 Speaker 3: It also helps, like the inside of the Bobcat has 2476 01:44:02,119 --> 01:44:03,720 those like metal grades like Aliens. 2477 01:44:03,920 --> 01:44:04,119 Speaker 1: Yeah. 2478 01:44:04,319 --> 01:44:05,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, it's like a powerloader. 2479 01:44:06,039 --> 01:44:08,920 Speaker 1: It's like the most memorable scene in the Frigid movies. 2480 01:44:09,960 --> 01:44:13,039 It was on those on your head. I think it's 2481 01:44:13,119 --> 01:44:17,720 on that's not on it's on the back. Yes, well 2482 01:44:17,760 --> 01:44:20,960 that's from two. Because again they did the forklift. They're 2483 01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:23,239 like we don't want to repeat ourselves. It can't be 2484 01:44:23,319 --> 01:44:24,680 a tractor. Let's make it a fork. 2485 01:44:25,199 --> 01:44:27,319 Speaker 3: And you know, Corman knew, or at least someone on 2486 01:44:27,479 --> 01:44:30,199 staff who actually had read the fucking book and probably 2487 01:44:30,279 --> 01:44:33,560 Jurassic Corman was like deferring to was like, well, they 2488 01:44:33,600 --> 01:44:36,199 don't actually kill the t Rex in Jurassic Parks, so we. 2489 01:44:36,279 --> 01:44:36,880 Speaker 1: Could do that. 2490 01:44:37,439 --> 01:44:40,680 Speaker 2: No, we're not doing that. So the t Rex flips 2491 01:44:40,960 --> 01:44:43,199 his Bobcat and Jennifer running comes to the rescue and 2492 01:44:43,279 --> 01:44:46,319 like stabs this thing in the leg and she like 2493 01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:49,960 passes out and he gets out and jumps. Now you 2494 01:44:50,039 --> 01:44:51,439 ever been you ever worked a Bobcat? 2495 01:44:51,680 --> 01:44:52,079 Speaker 3: I have not. 2496 01:44:52,239 --> 01:44:53,079 Speaker 2: It's a one seater. 2497 01:44:53,960 --> 01:44:55,840 Speaker 1: I know, it's got those those little bars. 2498 01:44:55,880 --> 01:44:58,640 Speaker 2: Well yeah, but I'm saying the seat there's only room 2499 01:44:58,760 --> 01:45:01,319 enough for one person. So Jennifer Runyon is still in 2500 01:45:01,439 --> 01:45:04,920 the Bobcat and Doc jumps on her lap and basically 2501 01:45:05,079 --> 01:45:07,680 squishes her, like if Wedge Antilles had to be in 2502 01:45:07,720 --> 01:45:10,960 the same seat as Luke Skywalker in the Speeder, Like 2503 01:45:11,000 --> 01:45:11,760 this is what it looks like. 2504 01:45:11,880 --> 01:45:12,840 Speaker 1: Where's nine nub. 2505 01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:16,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's driving the Millennium Falcon. 2506 01:45:16,279 --> 01:45:20,680 Speaker 1: Okay, sure, we're hanging out king in it with Lando. 2507 01:45:21,600 --> 01:45:23,920 Speaker 2: He's sitting on Jennifer running his lap, who's fucking passed out, 2508 01:45:23,920 --> 01:45:27,239 and he ends up ripping the guts at like rips 2509 01:45:27,279 --> 01:45:29,960 his things stomach open and fucking punches it in the 2510 01:45:30,039 --> 01:45:31,880 face with the bobcat and pushes it over. 2511 01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:34,319 Speaker 1: He's got his tag, He's got his one liner. I 2512 01:45:34,600 --> 01:45:35,840 hate wildlife. 2513 01:45:37,079 --> 01:45:39,520 Speaker 3: It's like it's not really wild but well that's what 2514 01:45:39,600 --> 01:45:42,640 I mean though, right they kill it. Yeah, they don't 2515 01:45:42,680 --> 01:45:44,319 kill the t Rex in Jurassic Park, so that's what 2516 01:45:44,399 --> 01:45:46,079 I mean. Korn's like, oh, we got one up on it. 2517 01:45:46,199 --> 01:45:47,119 We got one up on it. 2518 01:45:47,560 --> 01:45:51,239 Speaker 1: They killed the big bino. Do that on JP. It's 2519 01:45:51,319 --> 01:45:53,600 like one. I think there's maybe two t rexes' book 2520 01:45:53,600 --> 01:45:56,800 at their babies. They're not even full grown Cardiff book. 2521 01:45:57,239 --> 01:45:59,760 Speaker 2: The t Rex inadvertently saves everybody in the Graftic park. 2522 01:46:00,800 --> 01:46:02,840 The people kill the t Rex. 2523 01:46:03,479 --> 01:46:08,279 Speaker 3: That t Rex is still alive, Cannon and like seeing. 2524 01:46:08,079 --> 01:46:10,319 Speaker 2: It dying on the like this giant puppet is kind 2525 01:46:10,319 --> 01:46:12,840 of like, oh, that's kind of sad. Yeah, because they 2526 01:46:12,920 --> 01:46:14,520 do it again in the next one with a lot 2527 01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:14,720 of the. 2528 01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:18,359 Speaker 3: Same I was fully expecting the shot gonna come out 2529 01:46:18,359 --> 01:46:20,039 another head to get blown off, but it just kind 2530 01:46:20,079 --> 01:46:20,720 of dies. 2531 01:46:21,239 --> 01:46:25,359 Speaker 2: Carnosaur three, So I remember I was gonna say that before, 2532 01:46:25,479 --> 01:46:28,600 whereas Raptor is like all the footage there is some 2533 01:46:28,760 --> 01:46:31,960 stock footage from Carnisaur to in Carnosaur. Yea, so we 2534 01:46:32,039 --> 01:46:34,359 did it, man, we killed this t rex. We're gonna 2535 01:46:34,359 --> 01:46:36,880 be all right. I'm gonna go inside. Jennifer unions, fine, 2536 01:46:36,880 --> 01:46:39,079 I'm gonna lay her out. You're doing You're gonna be okay. 2537 01:46:40,399 --> 01:46:43,239 Oh my god, help us and made it. Come in, 2538 01:46:43,439 --> 01:46:46,159 help us And okay, buddy, where you're at. Oh, thank god, 2539 01:46:46,239 --> 01:46:50,960 the cavalry's coming. These fucking suits, not suits, but these 2540 01:46:51,279 --> 01:46:54,119 the government kicks up in the fucking door, and he's like, 2541 01:46:54,279 --> 01:46:57,479 hey guys, and they just fucking light this dude up 2542 01:46:58,039 --> 01:47:01,079 and just just picture they shoot the shit out of 2543 01:47:01,119 --> 01:47:02,680 him and Jennifer running at the same time. 2544 01:47:02,880 --> 01:47:05,399 Speaker 1: And then somebody comes in with the Polaridos click and 2545 01:47:05,479 --> 01:47:06,680 they're like, okay, like this bad. 2546 01:47:06,960 --> 01:47:09,159 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And then they just in case you weren't sure, 2547 01:47:09,279 --> 01:47:11,039 they bust out a flamethrow and just light the whole 2548 01:47:11,079 --> 01:47:15,600 thing up. And man, the way this movie ends is 2549 01:47:15,960 --> 01:47:18,279 with a picture of Alfred E. Newman on the wall. 2550 01:47:18,720 --> 01:47:20,520 It's a you know, the famous like what Me Worry 2551 01:47:20,840 --> 01:47:22,319 from that magazine. 2552 01:47:21,840 --> 01:47:23,560 Speaker 1: Which was the first thing you saw when they were 2553 01:47:23,560 --> 01:47:24,720 first introduced to Doc. 2554 01:47:25,319 --> 01:47:28,439 Speaker 2: The whole face burns away, and behind that the credits 2555 01:47:28,479 --> 01:47:32,359 start coming up but background, yeah, down, yeah, and it's 2556 01:47:32,439 --> 01:47:35,680 like you're going from the bottom up. It's really weird. 2557 01:47:35,920 --> 01:47:37,279 Speaker 1: It's bizarre. 2558 01:47:37,880 --> 01:47:40,880 Speaker 3: I have zero evidence of this information. This is just 2559 01:47:41,000 --> 01:47:44,199 my gut feeling. Even though the end of this movie 2560 01:47:44,279 --> 01:47:47,359 is kind of crazy with them gutting a fucking te rat. 2561 01:47:47,880 --> 01:47:51,439 I feel like Corn was like, it's like that memorable. 2562 01:47:51,560 --> 01:47:54,399 Let's do this shock ending with this weird credit speek, 2563 01:47:54,600 --> 01:47:56,359 because that's the thing I remember. 2564 01:47:56,840 --> 01:47:59,119 Speaker 2: It is the shock ending. It's so bleak and I 2565 01:47:59,239 --> 01:48:01,880 love it. It's like, after all that ship. 2566 01:48:01,800 --> 01:48:04,600 Speaker 1: It was weird to put that up against dressic, right, 2567 01:48:05,159 --> 01:48:07,560 but okay, it's not even down. All the kids are 2568 01:48:07,640 --> 01:48:12,920 crying walking out of corner store because everybody else fist 2569 01:48:13,000 --> 01:48:16,199 pumping out of JP like, oh yeah, that was so good. 2570 01:48:16,279 --> 01:48:19,079 Stevie Spielberg's gen someone walked late into the movie and 2571 01:48:19,079 --> 01:48:20,239 they're like, I don't know why you guys like that 2572 01:48:20,279 --> 01:48:22,000 movie so much. When the girls ship, the diners are 2573 01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:22,720 out they're like, wait. 2574 01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:25,079 Speaker 2: Movie, and they then get shot at the end. 2575 01:48:25,119 --> 01:48:27,840 Speaker 3: Actually people walking out a little rascals also fist bumping 2576 01:48:28,119 --> 01:48:28,640 cart store. 2577 01:48:28,920 --> 01:48:34,359 Speaker 1: The only sad ending funny enough because we just said, 2578 01:48:34,479 --> 01:48:36,680 like two, just completely ignore it's the whole thing. It's 2579 01:48:36,720 --> 01:48:39,119 just like it was fine, and it reminds me. It 2580 01:48:39,239 --> 01:48:42,359 reminds me of one of my favorite most underrated shows, Millennium, 2581 01:48:42,640 --> 01:48:44,319 The X File Sister Show. 2582 01:48:44,239 --> 01:48:46,079 Speaker 2: With Lence Hendrickson with Lance Emerson. 2583 01:48:46,199 --> 01:48:50,279 Speaker 1: Season two was building up to a huge viral outbreak. 2584 01:48:50,640 --> 01:48:51,880 Speaker 2: It was carnoisaur and then it. 2585 01:48:52,800 --> 01:48:56,199 Speaker 1: Was involved with chickens and birds. Birds were spreading it. 2586 01:48:56,640 --> 01:48:59,840 It was manipulated by the Millennium Group to manufacture in 2587 01:48:59,880 --> 01:49:03,119 a apocalypse, but by one sect of the Millennium Group. 2588 01:49:03,199 --> 01:49:05,720 The other sect didn't agree with anyway. Point is what 2589 01:49:05,720 --> 01:49:08,960 I'm saying, because seasons two they thought they weren't getting renewed, 2590 01:49:09,439 --> 01:49:11,479 so they're like, hey, let's just go big. It just 2591 01:49:11,760 --> 01:49:14,479 ends with this viral outbreak and it's like him and 2592 01:49:14,560 --> 01:49:16,159 his wife and his daughter in the cab and the 2593 01:49:16,239 --> 01:49:19,279 wife dies. We see all this news report of everyone 2594 01:49:19,479 --> 01:49:21,560 dying all over the world. And then I got picked 2595 01:49:21,600 --> 01:49:24,279 up for season three. Oops, and then someone said, well, 2596 01:49:24,319 --> 01:49:26,640 we can't be the Apocalypse, and then someone else probably said, 2597 01:49:26,680 --> 01:49:28,560 didn't we put this in the X Files universe? That's 2598 01:49:28,560 --> 01:49:30,880 gonna be weird if no one's dead in X Files. 2599 01:49:32,479 --> 01:49:36,039 So the season two ends on this incredibly bleak ending, 2600 01:49:36,239 --> 01:49:38,479 his hair turns white. You think everyone's signed, and then 2601 01:49:38,520 --> 01:49:40,960 season three is like, yeah, I've in Washington State, like 2602 01:49:41,039 --> 01:49:46,800 seventy people died, Like that's not time. Well, that series 2603 01:49:46,840 --> 01:49:49,079 had different showrunners for each season, so even though I 2604 01:49:49,159 --> 01:49:51,560 love it, it's inconsistent. But I'm like, that was a 2605 01:49:51,840 --> 01:49:54,880 huge clifbagger and you just dropped it, not as bad 2606 01:49:54,920 --> 01:49:57,760 as cardisertooed him. But they're like, oh, yeah, nothing happened. 2607 01:49:57,880 --> 01:49:59,640 Speaker 2: Well, Ton, I don't know if you know this or not, 2608 01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:01,960 but this is fucking MD you my man. So what 2609 01:50:02,119 --> 01:50:06,039 happened was Lence Henrickson was already working for Bishop Wayland. 2610 01:50:06,079 --> 01:50:08,920 As far as i'm he made. He made them fucking 2611 01:50:09,720 --> 01:50:13,600 chicken disease get short. Yeah that was yeah. Then that 2612 01:50:13,800 --> 01:50:16,119 carnosaur happens, and then and then he builds a synthetic 2613 01:50:16,159 --> 01:50:18,239 in his own image and there you go. Yeah, tied 2614 01:50:18,239 --> 01:50:19,159 it right back to Aliens. 2615 01:50:19,239 --> 01:50:21,439 Speaker 1: He tested it out first on a dog. Yes, that 2616 01:50:21,560 --> 01:50:26,079 knows how people's break line. Yes, and it could turn 2617 01:50:26,159 --> 01:50:29,279 invisible and piss acid and everything. The invisible in the 2618 01:50:29,359 --> 01:50:31,520 break line part is where the movie We Gotta Do 2619 01:50:33,159 --> 01:50:36,560 loses me around the break line Man's best friend we 2620 01:50:36,600 --> 01:50:38,319 Gotta Do. We've been talking about it. Did it with 2621 01:50:38,439 --> 01:50:40,199 James a few years back? You want to watch that? 2622 01:50:40,359 --> 01:50:41,479 But yeah, you guys have. 2623 01:50:41,560 --> 01:50:43,399 Speaker 2: To Hell yeah, I want to do it so bad 2624 01:50:43,600 --> 01:50:46,239 that no, boys, where are we putting Carnoisaur? 2625 01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:52,760 Speaker 1: Top shelf? Top shelf? Baby? I mean this dumpster? I think. 2626 01:50:53,319 --> 01:50:56,119 Speaker 3: I think this Okay, I'll phrase is a specific way. 2627 01:50:56,359 --> 01:50:58,680 Last year when I watched it, I really didn't like it. 2628 01:50:59,560 --> 01:51:00,840 This year, I liked it more so. 2629 01:51:00,920 --> 01:51:02,199 Speaker 1: It was like top dumpster. 2630 01:51:02,319 --> 01:51:03,840 Speaker 3: It's dumpster in the sense of like I feel like 2631 01:51:03,880 --> 01:51:06,479 it belongs to her because it's like that kind of movie. 2632 01:51:07,359 --> 01:51:09,000 It doesn't equate make it to the shelf for me. 2633 01:51:09,199 --> 01:51:12,039 I don't like it that much, but I liked it 2634 01:51:12,359 --> 01:51:12,760 last time. 2635 01:51:12,800 --> 01:51:15,239 Speaker 1: I was like, Wow, that ending? What the fuck? This 2636 01:51:15,439 --> 01:51:16,399 time I was prepared for. 2637 01:51:16,479 --> 01:51:18,039 Speaker 3: I think the ending kind of really took me out 2638 01:51:18,039 --> 01:51:20,720 of it last time, But on this second viewing didn't 2639 01:51:20,760 --> 01:51:21,279 bother as much. 2640 01:51:21,319 --> 01:51:25,439 Speaker 1: I was kind of like, well, okay, sure, it's very memorable. 2641 01:51:25,479 --> 01:51:28,800 Speaker 3: I gotta give Corman that one, and the puppets held 2642 01:51:28,880 --> 01:51:30,560 up a lot better than I remember. I don't know, 2643 01:51:30,600 --> 01:51:32,960 maybe I've seen more things since then, so my brain 2644 01:51:33,000 --> 01:51:35,560 has more movies of the ILK in the last three 2645 01:51:35,760 --> 01:51:39,600 sixty not even you get what I'm saying. Yeah, it's 2646 01:51:39,640 --> 01:51:42,720 a fun ass movie. I just wish that there was 2647 01:51:42,840 --> 01:51:45,359 more going on. But again, like we talked about at 2648 01:51:45,359 --> 01:51:47,720 the beginning of this review, less than a million dollar budget, 2649 01:51:47,800 --> 01:51:48,800 there's only so much you could do. 2650 01:51:48,880 --> 01:51:49,800 Speaker 1: It kind of plays like some of. 2651 01:51:49,800 --> 01:51:52,520 Speaker 3: Those Godzilla movies, where you get a little bit of monster, 2652 01:51:52,640 --> 01:51:56,399 but it's mostly that human story. That's what you kind 2653 01:51:56,439 --> 01:51:58,640 of get in a lot of these these creature features. 2654 01:51:58,840 --> 01:52:02,359 Not everything could be alligate or unfortunately that might still 2655 01:52:02,439 --> 01:52:04,760 take Taco for the one that shows the monster the 2656 01:52:05,000 --> 01:52:07,840 most that we've at least covered on the show, let's say. 2657 01:52:08,880 --> 01:52:10,039 Speaker 1: But yeah, it's a fun ride. 2658 01:52:10,079 --> 01:52:12,399 Speaker 3: I don't know if it's actially cashing in on Jurassic Park, 2659 01:52:14,279 --> 01:52:16,159 well it is, but I think Corman's a little too 2660 01:52:16,239 --> 01:52:17,880 big for his bridges. Even if it's. 2661 01:52:17,800 --> 01:52:18,399 Speaker 1: Corman on this. 2662 01:52:18,880 --> 01:52:21,800 Speaker 3: They were writing on the success and release of Jurassic 2663 01:52:21,840 --> 01:52:24,079 Park to push this, I guess what a better way 2664 01:52:24,119 --> 01:52:25,920 to put that is. I don't think it quite gets 2665 01:52:26,039 --> 01:52:31,039 there in the low budget realm, and absolutely is there. 2666 01:52:31,079 --> 01:52:33,720 It's eating its lunchleas again the budget I think you 2667 01:52:33,720 --> 01:52:35,840 get what I'm saying on the show for a while, 2668 01:52:36,039 --> 01:52:38,960 but JP still one of the best movies ever made. 2669 01:52:39,199 --> 01:52:42,840 Speaker 1: Carnoisaur enjoy it, but nowhere close. I think, I think 2670 01:52:42,880 --> 01:52:46,079 you gotta watch Carnoisaur too. Hey, maybe I'll take you now. 2671 01:52:46,199 --> 01:52:47,159 Carnosaur one's better. 2672 01:52:47,840 --> 01:52:52,039 Speaker 2: You're gonna be a bigger fan of Cornostour two. This 2673 01:52:52,199 --> 01:52:55,760 is top shelf, baby. This is such an influential movie 2674 01:52:55,840 --> 01:52:58,600 in my life. I can't think about Jurassic Park without 2675 01:52:58,600 --> 01:53:02,600 Cornoisaur or Carnisur without Drassic Park. We grew up when 2676 01:53:02,680 --> 01:53:04,680 these two movies were coming out. I was a huge 2677 01:53:05,239 --> 01:53:09,840 dinosaur kid, and I still am a dinosaur adult. This 2678 01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:14,359 first movie, in particular, is such a unique movie because, 2679 01:53:14,840 --> 01:53:17,960 like we said about Carnisar two, it's like basically Aliens, 2680 01:53:18,000 --> 01:53:19,880 and like Carnisaur three is another one where it's like 2681 01:53:20,159 --> 01:53:24,119 there's army guys fighting dinosaurs. But the first one is 2682 01:53:24,399 --> 01:53:27,760 kind of this slow burn. We you know, we shouldn't 2683 01:53:27,800 --> 01:53:30,640 mess with genetics kind of topical. 2684 01:53:32,720 --> 01:53:35,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, the Tirical of Barts. It is comedic. So yeah. 2685 01:53:35,720 --> 01:53:39,079 Speaker 2: The special effects are amazing and they have so much 2686 01:53:39,199 --> 01:53:42,720 charm and wonderful wonderfulness to them that John only John 2687 01:53:42,760 --> 01:53:45,079 Beekler can do a big thing for this. When I 2688 01:53:45,119 --> 01:53:47,159 was a kid, was the gore in it, like, you know, 2689 01:53:47,279 --> 01:53:49,159 one of the only one of the first movies to 2690 01:53:49,199 --> 01:53:51,520 have like dinosaurs actually like ripping people apart, which was 2691 01:53:51,640 --> 01:53:54,199 really cool, especially when I was a kid. It's still 2692 01:53:54,199 --> 01:53:55,960 and it still holds up pretty well. But yeah, at 2693 01:53:55,960 --> 01:53:59,479 its core, it's like this it's a pandemic movie and 2694 01:54:00,239 --> 01:54:02,520 that always freaked me out as a kid. And then 2695 01:54:02,560 --> 01:54:04,359 coming back to it now to actually dissect it and 2696 01:54:04,640 --> 01:54:08,760 go through it for the show. It really it really 2697 01:54:08,840 --> 01:54:11,359 does it effectively. And I think, like Sean to Shann's 2698 01:54:11,359 --> 01:54:14,159 point about the human element of this film, it needs 2699 01:54:14,239 --> 01:54:16,399 to be there or else. It's because with the two 2700 01:54:16,479 --> 01:54:19,960 other movies it's just dinosaur high jinks, but this has 2701 01:54:20,000 --> 01:54:22,359 a really strong backbone to it, and I think that's 2702 01:54:22,439 --> 01:54:25,279 why it holds up better than the other movies. So yeah, 2703 01:54:25,319 --> 01:54:27,960 I love Cornoisaur so much. I'm looking forward to talking 2704 01:54:28,000 --> 01:54:30,119 about the other ones in some different way, maybe a 2705 01:54:30,159 --> 01:54:33,159 commentary track or something later. Yeah, but Carnisaur fucking rules. 2706 01:54:33,159 --> 01:54:34,920 If you hadn't seen it, definitely check it out. I 2707 01:54:34,960 --> 01:54:38,159 mean it's definitely worth It's definitely worth watching at least once. 2708 01:54:38,239 --> 01:54:38,640 Speaker 1: For sure. 2709 01:54:39,279 --> 01:54:41,479 Speaker 2: It's just a fun ass ride. And it's like, this 2710 01:54:41,680 --> 01:54:43,720 is one of those video store movies that you would 2711 01:54:43,760 --> 01:54:46,920 always see and look for. And this is what this 2712 01:54:47,159 --> 01:54:49,560 was Corman in his nineties prime. 2713 01:54:50,760 --> 01:54:50,920 Speaker 4: You know. 2714 01:54:51,520 --> 01:54:54,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, the man pioneered a lot of shit and what's 2715 01:54:54,039 --> 01:54:56,159 like the King of B movies. But like he was 2716 01:54:56,199 --> 01:54:59,079 still going fucking strong into the eighties and into the 2717 01:54:59,119 --> 01:55:01,720 early nineties before he got to Shark to put in 2718 01:55:01,760 --> 01:55:03,880 all the sci fi bullsh well him. 2719 01:55:03,800 --> 01:55:05,800 Speaker 3: And Charlie band that I love to put together all 2720 01:55:05,840 --> 01:55:08,079 the time. By the two thousands the magic was gone. 2721 01:55:08,399 --> 01:55:10,560 They needed the money so they had to do something. 2722 01:55:10,640 --> 01:55:12,399 But nineties they were still putting out some good stuff. 2723 01:55:12,399 --> 01:55:15,439 But this is peak, dude, Fucking puppet Master three, four 2724 01:55:15,479 --> 01:55:17,439 and five are right around this time, you know what 2725 01:55:17,520 --> 01:55:19,520 I mean, right in the pocket there there's still good 2726 01:55:19,560 --> 01:55:22,560 shit coming out. I will say not a negative because, 2727 01:55:22,600 --> 01:55:25,439 like we said, the cover's amazing, but like Silverman, a 2728 01:55:25,479 --> 01:55:26,439 bit of a band switch. 2729 01:55:26,520 --> 01:55:28,800 Speaker 1: You don't. You do still get dinosaurs. It's not like 2730 01:55:28,880 --> 01:55:31,319 silver mamors a lot of dinosaurs. He's holding that gun, 2731 01:55:31,399 --> 01:55:33,479 he never uses it. We don't get this one. Nine. 2732 01:55:33,800 --> 01:55:36,359 I'm a little disappointed at that. Okay, no, it's not 2733 01:55:36,560 --> 01:55:39,840 this one. Does she wear this red dress in the movie? 2734 01:55:40,000 --> 01:55:40,119 Speaker 5: Uh? 2735 01:55:40,319 --> 01:55:40,479 Speaker 2: Never? 2736 01:55:40,880 --> 01:55:43,079 Speaker 1: Okay, can you show the back of Carnosaur? 2737 01:55:43,159 --> 01:55:43,279 Speaker 3: Two? 2738 01:55:43,479 --> 01:55:45,720 Speaker 1: Oh, there she is hanging with the red dress. She 2739 01:55:45,800 --> 01:55:48,600 doesn't wear the red dress in this movie. This girl 2740 01:55:48,680 --> 01:55:50,439 in the red dress being eaten by the t rex 2741 01:55:50,600 --> 01:55:53,119 is also not in the movie. So for both movies, 2742 01:55:53,239 --> 01:55:56,600 they did weird promotional things where they put ladies in 2743 01:55:56,720 --> 01:55:59,159 red dresses who aren't in the movie. 2744 01:55:59,319 --> 01:56:02,039 Speaker 2: That's because they the puppets before the movie and they 2745 01:56:02,079 --> 01:56:04,520 were like, let's just get some promo pictures eating a 2746 01:56:04,560 --> 01:56:05,880 beautiful woman or something. 2747 01:56:06,039 --> 01:56:07,640 Speaker 1: So they had a t rex that's not the main 2748 01:56:07,720 --> 01:56:09,960 t rex, and they re used the same t rex prop. 2749 01:56:10,000 --> 01:56:12,720 But again they get a different t rex for the poster, 2750 01:56:13,000 --> 01:56:14,680 such a nippick in the actual scheme. 2751 01:56:14,760 --> 01:56:20,520 Speaker 2: I feel like that's either John Beekler's maquette or it's 2752 01:56:21,119 --> 01:56:28,000 uh the iss Dononicus grown I mean, it definitely has 2753 01:56:28,039 --> 01:56:28,880 the t rex arms. 2754 01:56:29,039 --> 01:56:31,199 Speaker 1: I will say this is the raptor from the movie. 2755 01:56:32,399 --> 01:56:34,960 Speaker 2: The raptors look like yeah in front on the DVD cover. 2756 01:56:35,199 --> 01:56:35,399 Speaker 4: Yeah. 2757 01:56:35,760 --> 01:56:37,800 Speaker 1: I do want to encourage everyone now that they did 2758 01:56:37,880 --> 01:56:40,039 do a reprint, check out the original book. Yeah. The 2759 01:56:40,119 --> 01:56:43,880 book is fun. It's very sleazy. It is a little fun, 2760 01:56:43,960 --> 01:56:45,640 you know. I like it. Definitely a book to the 2761 01:56:46,079 --> 01:56:47,960 movie in the future. Yes, I think you guys are 2762 01:56:47,960 --> 01:56:49,560 gonna have a lot of fun with it. I wanted 2763 01:56:49,600 --> 01:56:51,960 to reread it, but I didn't have time. But I 2764 01:56:52,159 --> 01:56:54,319 enjoyed reading it a few years back. It's a quick read. 2765 01:56:55,279 --> 01:56:57,039 I would love to see that as a movie, as 2766 01:56:57,079 --> 01:56:59,319 you know, I've tried to do it. Yes, but I'm like, 2767 01:56:59,399 --> 01:57:01,319 this can actually work as a movie or mini series, 2768 01:57:01,479 --> 01:57:04,960 especially after Tiger King, because there is a Tiger King 2769 01:57:05,079 --> 01:57:09,760 moment where they called get out. You know, do you 2770 01:57:09,800 --> 01:57:12,079 guys watch Tiger King Now? They tell the story about 2771 01:57:12,079 --> 01:57:13,640 the other guy who had his own private zoo and 2772 01:57:13,680 --> 01:57:17,039 he just let them as something similar happens in the book. 2773 01:57:17,239 --> 01:57:18,720 Speaker 2: I don't want to take care of these dinosaurs. 2774 01:57:18,760 --> 01:57:19,399 Speaker 1: Ony Mantle. 2775 01:57:19,760 --> 01:57:22,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, Ton, where can we find you? And 2776 01:57:23,039 --> 01:57:24,439 all your episodes and stuff? 2777 01:57:24,560 --> 01:57:27,039 Speaker 1: Well, you can find me over on Hack the Movies 2778 01:57:27,199 --> 01:57:33,319 on YouTube or Rumble for twelve people, or on wherever 2779 01:57:33,399 --> 01:57:37,119 you get your audio podcast and actually for free members 2780 01:57:37,159 --> 01:57:40,039 of Patreon, I put the public podcast feed on there. 2781 01:57:40,800 --> 01:57:44,760 Patreon's got better notifications whatnot. So each description I had 2782 01:57:44,800 --> 01:57:46,640 to go back and add it to all the descriptions 2783 01:57:47,479 --> 01:57:49,279 is gonna have like a YouTube or Rumble links. So 2784 01:57:49,359 --> 01:57:51,399 if it's you know, some of my episodes got kicked 2785 01:57:51,439 --> 01:57:54,640 off YouTube, I'm gonna add the video links in all 2786 01:57:54,760 --> 01:57:56,920 the descriptions. So yeah, if you sign up for Patreon 2787 01:57:57,000 --> 01:57:59,560 for a free membership, you at least get all the 2788 01:57:59,600 --> 01:58:04,600 public stuff and free upgrades and samples if you want 2789 01:58:04,640 --> 01:58:07,079 to listen, if you want to watch me and Clayton 2790 01:58:07,159 --> 01:58:09,560 talk about carnisour two and three, or listen to our 2791 01:58:09,600 --> 01:58:12,359 commentary track. But you don't want to pledge, that's fine. 2792 01:58:12,880 --> 01:58:16,680 I made them available for individual purchase. 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It's just like, well remember that part 2802 01:58:36,880 --> 01:58:37,399 in Aliens. 2803 01:58:37,479 --> 01:58:38,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and there it goes. 2804 01:58:39,680 --> 01:58:43,199 Speaker 1: But yeah, check out all of that stuff, follow me 2805 01:58:43,279 --> 01:58:44,600 and my socials. 2806 01:58:44,159 --> 01:58:46,279 Speaker 2: And uh yeah that's all I got and there you go. 2807 01:58:46,520 --> 01:58:48,039 But if you want some more movie dumpster content, you 2808 01:58:48,079 --> 01:58:50,199 can have a patreon dot com slash movie dumps. You 2809 01:58:50,319 --> 01:58:52,399 can get an ad free audio version the show for 2810 01:58:52,520 --> 01:58:55,239 only two bucks a month, plus some other great stuff 2811 01:58:55,239 --> 01:58:58,039 at the five and ten dollars tiers. If you don't 2812 01:58:58,039 --> 01:58:59,960 want to do that, you can also jump over to YouTube. 2813 01:59:00,000 --> 01:59:02,960 We have a YouTube subscriber program there. 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I screw it up, But we really 2830 01:59:45,239 --> 01:59:47,720 do appreciate you guys doing the reviews and sharing the 2831 01:59:47,760 --> 01:59:48,359 word on the show. 2832 01:59:48,640 --> 01:59:50,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, man, leaving those comments and those reviews really help 2833 01:59:50,920 --> 01:59:53,279 more than anything. It doesn't cost a dime, it's free. 2834 01:59:53,760 --> 01:59:55,800 Leave them, do it, share it with your friends, do 2835 01:59:55,840 --> 01:59:57,680 all that good stuff. But if you do want to 2836 01:59:57,680 --> 01:59:59,079 spend a little bit of money, you can go to 2837 01:59:59,119 --> 02:00:01,600 movie Dumpster podcast dot com. We have a store there 2838 02:00:01,600 --> 02:00:03,720 where you can buy hats, t shirt stickers, all kinds 2839 02:00:03,720 --> 02:00:05,560 of good stuff like that. We also have a calendar 2840 02:00:05,600 --> 02:00:07,479 there which will tell you where the Dumpster Boys are 2841 02:00:07,520 --> 02:00:09,399 gonna be. And here's some stuff we got coming up. 2842 02:00:09,600 --> 02:00:12,359 Speaker 3: September twenty seventh and twenty eighth. We will be vending 2843 02:00:12,399 --> 02:00:15,319 at Crypt Video Rentals goes to Hell at the Shamani 2844 02:00:15,399 --> 02:00:18,399 Creek Brewing in Croydon, PA. Come out for Found Footage 2845 02:00:18,439 --> 02:00:22,399 Festivals Spooky Spectacular with an opening musical performance from Lapses, 2846 02:00:22,520 --> 02:00:25,520 followed by a screening of Six Slices Pizza Party Massacre 2847 02:00:25,680 --> 02:00:29,399 on Saturday. Then on Sunday, director Adam Marcus will screen 2848 02:00:29,479 --> 02:00:32,560 his brand new documentary Hearts of Darkness The Making of 2849 02:00:32,720 --> 02:00:35,359 Jason Goes to Hell, followed by a screening of Jason 2850 02:00:35,439 --> 02:00:38,720 Goes to Hell the Final Friday. Grab your tickets now 2851 02:00:38,800 --> 02:00:40,720 and let's ring in the spooky season, right. 2852 02:00:40,760 --> 02:00:41,439 Speaker 1: We'll see you there. 2853 02:00:42,119 --> 02:00:44,439 Speaker 2: So yeah, check it out at movie dumpsterpodcast dot com. 2854 02:00:44,720 --> 02:00:47,000 Speaker 3: And remember, folks to check your eggs to make sure 2855 02:00:47,000 --> 02:00:50,680 there's no green in them and your ham So that's it. 2856 02:00:50,800 --> 02:00:54,039 Speaker 2: That's Karnasour from nineteen ninety three, directed by Adam Simon. 2857 02:00:54,359 --> 02:00:56,359 I'm Joela Scola, I'm Seana Rourke. 2858 02:00:56,560 --> 02:00:57,800 Speaker 1: I'm Tony FROMACAM Movies. 2859 02:00:58,159 --> 02:01:03,119 Speaker 2: Thanks for visiting the Dumpsters. 2860 02:01:06,039 --> 02:01:19,920 Speaker 1: Stopping and STO STEPSTSSTO sst stop