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Speaker 1: I'm Laura Kane and these are her boobs. This shirt
Speaker 1: is a little bit more sheer than I thought it
Speaker 1: was gonna be.
Speaker 2: Put it that way, Do not do what I do
Speaker 2: and just do a quick once over in front of
Speaker 2: my mirror.
Speaker 1: You'd never do that. I always have VPL because you
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Speaker 6: Look at that.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: And we have producer Brian.
Speaker 4: I love the new backdrop, by the way.
Speaker 1: Do you really? Okay? So I needed to take down
Speaker 1: all the Halloween decorations and I did that furiously today
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what.
Speaker 5: Am I going to stick up there?
Speaker 1: So I just I have blackout curtains in my room,
Speaker 1: so I took two of them and I stuck them
Speaker 1: up here. And I just I found some stuff and
Speaker 1: I got these like little signs made. They were there's
Speaker 1: one of his producer Brian. But I don't know, Brian,
Speaker 1: I don't know where to put it, like like you.
Speaker 5: Like on your head? Like should you just wear it
Speaker 5: like as a.
Speaker 4: Like a big chain?
Speaker 1: Put it? You want to want to go on, You
Speaker 1: want to be a big boy and be on the
Speaker 1: big the big, big backdrop.
Speaker 7: Above your guys' names.
Speaker 4: He can he can be underneath me, okay right there?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 7: Well I'm the top okay too?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, as you will see Abigail is joining us.
Speaker 4: God, that thing is still here.
Speaker 5: We have an update on.
Speaker 7: Are we She seems happy.
Speaker 1: With Abigail and has anything happened. We'll let you know
Speaker 1: in just a minute. In fact, we have a special
Speaker 1: guest joining us to talk about it. Okay, and I
Speaker 1: have some Oh, and then I have I also have
Speaker 1: something to read about haunted dolls.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 1: Election day is Tuesday, and so everybody is freaking out
Speaker 1: or not freaking out or whatever. But we're going to
Speaker 1: play a game called the voting game. It has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with politics. That's what we are. We are
Speaker 1: your escape from all the insanity that's going on right now.
Speaker 5: As far as the election, I told him to be what.
Speaker 7: Let's know in the comments that you're voting for.
Speaker 1: We are not a political show. We don't do that.
Speaker 1: That's why we purposely don't saving now. We also gained
Speaker 1: an hour of sleep.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, it's getting dark at fucking four.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 5: I love this time of year.
Speaker 7: We need to get rid of daylight saving No, so.
Speaker 1: Daylight saving time ended yesterday, dumb. And if you're feeling
Speaker 1: it right now, you're not alone. The people who feel
Speaker 1: that the most of the generation Boomers.
Speaker 7: Feel they're racing up at like three am now.
Speaker 1: Then gen xers, that's us. Yeah, we're feeling it. Uh
Speaker 1: the no wait boomers, the most fifty four percent of
Speaker 1: gen Z feels it a lot. What are you?
Speaker 7: I'm technically gen Z okay, kind of on the cuss
Speaker 7: between gen Z and millennial.
Speaker 5: I feel it in a great way.
Speaker 4: Not me.
Speaker 1: Why not you didn't enjoy that extra hour, that luxurious time.
Speaker 4: I love the extra hours. I don't like the fact
Speaker 4: that it gets dark so early.
Speaker 7: I agree, it's not worth the extra out now, but
Speaker 7: why not?
Speaker 5: I mean just because you're there's things you can't do anymore.
Speaker 2: No, because I like to go home and work out
Speaker 2: and stuff. And when I when you get home and
Speaker 2: it's dark, all you want to do is just.
Speaker 4: Like get in bed and watch movies.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I hate leaving the house when it's dark. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I like, I don't mind being out in stark, but
Speaker 7: I hate having to leave my house when it's dark.
Speaker 1: You'll get used to it, you always do, because we
Speaker 1: have like six before I just wait, Oh, so you
Speaker 1: become a bitch and fall during like right as the
Speaker 1: holidays are hitting out.
Speaker 4: But I look great because I geld to wear all
Speaker 4: my sweat and jackets and stuff.
Speaker 1: But but you're really a great looking bitch.
Speaker 4: I'll be a really good looking, well dressed bitch.
Speaker 7: Ironically, he's wearing summer clothes right now.
Speaker 4: Yes, I am.
Speaker 5: I know you're wearing a weird get up.
Speaker 6: I am.
Speaker 4: It's my Psycho Bunny.
Speaker 5: These are not even they're not sweats, they're not shorts.
Speaker 5: They're not they're they're like.
Speaker 7: Uh, they're designer.
Speaker 5: They are technically they come right above his knee.
Speaker 7: No, they come to my calfs when I stand. Guys,
Speaker 7: Winter ten on, this're weird.
Speaker 1: What made you buy these pants? Are they called? Are
Speaker 1: they pants? Are these sweatpants?
Speaker 6: Like sweats?
Speaker 5: But they're like not because they're not very real. It'll
Speaker 5: go all the way down.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll be honest. I don't really understand Psycho Bunny
Speaker 7: as a brand.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, okay, it's the brand. Then it's the brand.
Speaker 1: Okay. Before we get to our Abigail situation, I got
Speaker 1: to tell you what happened to me on Halloween. So
Speaker 1: I yus. I have various costumes. Usually every Halloween, I
Speaker 1: dress up for the podcast, I dress up for a party.
Speaker 1: I dress up for the actual day, and I do
Speaker 1: different things. So I had a great outfit that I
Speaker 1: thought could be a winner for our company Halloween cost
Speaker 1: costume contestsy So I got all dressed up and I
Speaker 1: really nailed it. I got in the car, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get there early because it was at noon, right,
Speaker 1: So I got there a little bit before noon.
Speaker 7: You went to a noon Halloween.
Speaker 5: Party, well, because that's you know, everybody, it's lunchtime.
Speaker 1: They were They were serving like boo eados and like,
Speaker 1: you know, fun things. It was like a fun.
Speaker 5: During lunchtime.
Speaker 1: I thought, I get there, no burritos left, everybody has
Speaker 1: straggled out. It was at eleven and my costume was
Speaker 1: I was the Queen of Walmart. I had a shirt
Speaker 1: that said Queen of Walmart out of Tiara. I was
Speaker 1: wearing a Leopar print skirt with nylons that were had
Speaker 1: runs in them, boots, a jacket, a crazy looking jacket, oh,
Speaker 1: a belt that had a clearance tag on it, A fuzzy,
Speaker 1: really ugly purse that didn't match I looked, I know.
Speaker 1: I wore the wig that had the the dark roof,
Speaker 1: and then I wore blue eyeshadow.
Speaker 6: Did you happen to take a picture of yourself and.
Speaker 1: That I did, I'll show it to you. No, I
Speaker 1: should have should have given it to.
Speaker 4: Grind the body suit that you gave me.
Speaker 1: Oh did you because we wear the same.
Speaker 7: What he did?
Speaker 4: Well, I had people over on Halloween.
Speaker 5: Yes, thanks for the invite, and I was gonna wear it.
Speaker 5: Oh was it too revealing?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: Well, you kind of wore an underwear with it, right,
Speaker 1: you could have worn like a layer of like protection.
Speaker 4: I told you it was then it was that you
Speaker 4: could see.
Speaker 1: Or you should have just worn it and worn shorts
Speaker 1: over it or something, because it was it was a
Speaker 1: full body skeleton suit and you could have worn whatever.
Speaker 5: So you didn't wear it.
Speaker 1: What did you do instead?
Speaker 7: Wore nothing?
Speaker 1: Oh, you're so bad about Halloween. I cannot all right now,
Speaker 1: last episode was Halloween and last week was Halloween. And
Speaker 1: Brian so graciously got us a gift.
Speaker 5: Like last year, I got got us board this year.
Speaker 1: Abigail.
Speaker 4: Yes, and.
Speaker 1: Abigail has been quite active. Antonio, please come up to
Speaker 1: the hot seat. Antonio is one of my roommates. Marie
Speaker 1: is my other roommate. There's Antonio right there. I don't
Speaker 1: think we've told Marie about the situation because I don't
Speaker 1: want to scare her. Now, take that mic. Put it
Speaker 1: up next to your mouth, right there. It's not like
Speaker 1: you've never used a mic before. Here, pull it, put
Speaker 1: it up to your face.
Speaker 5: Oh now, I got to turn it on.
Speaker 6: There you go.
Speaker 1: There we are okay. So this is what happened. Abigail
Speaker 1: joined us on Monday night. Last Monday night, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put her in your lap.
Speaker 4: He won't even look.
Speaker 1: He won't look at her, he won't touch her. But
Speaker 1: he didn't know about her until the next morning, and
Speaker 1: I asked him. I said, Hey, just curious, did weird
Speaker 1: happened to you last night?
Speaker 3: You know, by the way, this is the first time
Speaker 3: that I see the doll like face to face.
Speaker 1: He won't he won't touch it or look at it.
Speaker 1: And I've I've been torturing him with it.
Speaker 4: I didn't see it all the week.
Speaker 1: I've had it down here in the main room.
Speaker 3: When you moved it and then I saw just a dress.
Speaker 3: When I saw the dress, I stopped, like looking up.
Speaker 5: He believes in this kind of stuff, like wholeheart, Oh
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 4: I do have a lot of respect Oh, so.
Speaker 1: He respects the doll. That's a good play.
Speaker 7: That's goods exception good.
Speaker 1: So tell me what you said to me when I said, Hey,
Speaker 1: did anything, by the way weird happened to you in
Speaker 1: the last twelve hours?
Speaker 4: Well that was the next day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't even know about the doll.
Speaker 3: I didn't know about the doll, but so you asked
Speaker 3: and I said no. But well, yeah, I heard my
Speaker 3: name Antonio, like really soft I go and I woke up.
Speaker 3: I was I was deep sleep and he woke me up.
Speaker 6: Oh how about you others? Ductress?
Speaker 5: Okay, number one?
Speaker 3: And then I didn't talk much about it, and then
Speaker 3: I just went back to sleep, and probably seconds later,
Speaker 3: Hey and woke me up again. All right. I didn't
Speaker 3: know what time it was, but then the smoke alarm
Speaker 3: goes off, and that was I look at the clock
Speaker 3: and it was two am. So I tried to, you know,
Speaker 3: to turn it off, and finally I did a few
Speaker 3: seconds later it went off again. I well, if you think,
Speaker 3: but I doubt it.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to read you something.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, while she sits on your lap, love you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you already gave me the piece of death.
Speaker 1: All right, now listen to this. I got this off
Speaker 1: the internet. It's about no no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I mean it is from like a from like a
Speaker 1: thread from people who have haunted things, haunted dolls. Here
Speaker 1: are things that go on people, persons. Maybe everyone will
Speaker 1: be challenged with a new problem every day. For me,
Speaker 1: I've been like overly tired. In fact, the first night
Speaker 1: that she was with us, I slept until noon. I
Speaker 1: haven't done that since, like college, like slept. Like the debt. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's not that big of a deal. Okay, the next thing,
Speaker 1: intensive and sudden financial losses will be encountered.
Speaker 4: Done.
Speaker 1: My bank card was compromised. I lost three hundred dollars
Speaker 1: due to fraud it and my bank had to get
Speaker 1: a new card.
Speaker 5: The whole thing during this.
Speaker 1: Last tis do they reimburse you for the three hundred No, no,
Speaker 1: because they is. It's a whole thing. Don't even get
Speaker 1: me started.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 1: Most of the electrical appliances in the house will start
Speaker 1: to malfunction. The smoke alarm and our WiFi has been
Speaker 1: freaking out over the last week. Like it goes on,
Speaker 1: it goes off, like my phone will. It'll be on
Speaker 1: my phone and then it just drops out. And I
Speaker 1: have the highest, the biggest, the most powerful Wi Fi
Speaker 1: you can buy. I pay a lot for this WiFi
Speaker 1: because we live stream. Okay, if there is a new
Speaker 1: born or a child in the home, it's really dangerous.
Speaker 1: Thank god there's new kids in the home, because they
Speaker 1: can sense the hauntedness really, really, really clearly because they
Speaker 1: have no filters, fire accidents in the kitchen.
Speaker 6: Great.
Speaker 1: Well, have you noticed, Antonio that the light on the
Speaker 1: stove that says the door is open has been on
Speaker 1: constantly since she arrived. It will not go off.
Speaker 4: Yes, no matter what we do, No, Brian, that was
Speaker 4: a great investment made.
Speaker 1: At least one member of the family will get encountered
Speaker 1: with a ghoster spirit in the house, Antonio. When she
Speaker 1: actually said his name, his real name, twice that night
Speaker 1: that she got here. Strange occurrences or events inside the
Speaker 1: house will become common without any reason the last week twice.
Speaker 1: For I haven't fed him anything different, I haven't left
Speaker 1: anything on the floor. But what Elvis has had and
Speaker 1: he never ever has diarrhea.
Speaker 5: I'm talking wait, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Strange occurrences. This is a strange occurrence that happened twice.
Speaker 7: I don't think that's what they mean.
Speaker 1: Diarrhea everywhere.
Speaker 7: I feel like this is reaching a bit.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying these. These are the things that
Speaker 1: have happened since this little girl who and Tonio won't look.
Speaker 5: Directly in the face because he's too afraid.
Speaker 1: Has joined our family. I've spent all day to day,
Speaker 1: uh using that little green machine carpet cleaner. It was
Speaker 1: in the carpet, it was on the floor, it was
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, it was in the kitchen. That's unrelated,
Speaker 1: but it happened two separate times during the week. Like why,
Speaker 1: I know what.
Speaker 7: Else could cause a dog to have diarrhea?
Speaker 1: I know, but like Elvis doesn't get diarrhea, this doesn't
Speaker 1: happen to this dog. And I haven't fed him anything strange,
Speaker 1: and I haven't left anything weird like on the ground.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 7: You think I'm just saying something.
Speaker 5: No, I just think that her being here is upsetting him.
Speaker 3: Well, what about your loud burping? Has that got nothing
Speaker 3: to do?
Speaker 7: That is strange?
Speaker 4: That's been quite often now, that is a strange occurrence. Okay,
Speaker 4: is it burping out of your mouth or burping out
Speaker 4: of your back?
Speaker 7: She's like, cough the stream.
Speaker 1: All right, get out of here right now, Antonio, your
Speaker 1: time has I appreciate you being gone.
Speaker 3: I'm convinced she's gonna be out of this house tomorrow.
Speaker 1: No, I have to tell you how we have to
Speaker 1: get rid of her. If we have to get rid
Speaker 1: of her, it's a whole thing. You have to like
Speaker 1: bury her with salts.
Speaker 7: And I just gave her away and that seemed to work,
Speaker 7: are you.
Speaker 5: Sage New palacelto whatever effect?
Speaker 7: After I gave after I gave her to you, I
Speaker 7: drew a pentagram in my house just to, you know,
Speaker 7: try to encourage her to stay. But she left.
Speaker 5: Well, we are a family of believers in his house.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 1: I don't mind her being close to me, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't think she's gonna hurt me, but dang, weird stuff
Speaker 1: has happened. So thank you, Brian. That's an update on
Speaker 1: the doll.
Speaker 4: Don't try and give her a don't try and regift
Speaker 4: her to me either.
Speaker 7: I'll take her back of you if you can't handle it.
Speaker 1: You say you don't you I thought you didn't believe.
Speaker 7: I don't after the ship that's gone on in place? Literally,
Speaker 7: what what if I told you I just bought the
Speaker 7: doll on Amazon. It's not haunted, and I just gave
Speaker 7: it to you and told.
Speaker 6: You it was.
Speaker 1: That'd be pretty funny.
Speaker 7: Something that's That's not what happened. I did on the
Speaker 7: eBay and I claimed to be haunted.
Speaker 1: But I know, and I know what you've said, and
Speaker 1: I know your whole thing is there's so many of
Speaker 1: these dolls on eBay.
Speaker 5: Anybody can say a doll is haunted.
Speaker 1: But I've been reading through some like chat rooms and stuff,
Speaker 1: and this is this is like real, the real deal.
Speaker 7: This is real stuff.
Speaker 6: The doll.
Speaker 1: No, oh my god, if I burn the doll, she'll
Speaker 1: start screaming. There's no probably that'd be amazing, horrific, it'll
Speaker 1: be horrifying.
Speaker 7: But you know, Elvis doesn't seem to mind her though,
Speaker 7: which usually animals freak out about that.
Speaker 1: Hence the diarrhea. Like he's upset somehow, he's not showing
Speaker 1: that he's upset, but he's upset.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I'm going to bed, so I have about
Speaker 3: good night everybody, and good night.
Speaker 7: Hopefully you don't hear it.
Speaker 4: Abigail will be up shortly to tuck you in. Yeah,
Speaker 4: a great idea.
Speaker 7: Oh boy, well, now that you've said.
Speaker 1: It, I know, can I Antonio Atonio and Tonio No.
Speaker 1: But that was so weird like that. I didn't even
Speaker 1: know about the doll, and he's like, oh, get that doll.
Speaker 1: I don't want that doll.
Speaker 7: I go.
Speaker 1: I'm not putting her in a closet because that's too scary.
Speaker 1: I'm keeping her in a main room. She's been in
Speaker 1: the living room just sitting around, and shit's gone down
Speaker 1: for sure. Okay, So before we get we're going to
Speaker 1: play the voting game. It's just a fun game, and
Speaker 1: we're going to see who wins this election, our little
Speaker 1: podcast election. After Eric does the double tea news, Did
Speaker 1: you do anything exciting going on in the world of celebrities?
Speaker 4: I got a whole lot this week.
Speaker 2: Legendary producer Quincy Jones died at ninety one years old.
Speaker 7: I bet Abigail did that.
Speaker 2: Probably Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Teddy Mellencamp remember her.
Speaker 2: She's the daughter of John Mellencamp. Course, yes, she filed
Speaker 2: for divorce from her husband, Edwin Arroyer after thirteen years
Speaker 2: of marriage.
Speaker 4: They have three kids.
Speaker 1: She went through some health thing. Maybe he just wasn't
Speaker 1: there for her. You know what.
Speaker 7: That's just with anyone in Hollywood. I think they can
Speaker 7: get it's for a zillion reasons. Yeah, you're right, typically careers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so too. James Van Derbeek was diagnosed
Speaker 4: with colorecto cancer.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, bad name, always thought about that was a
Speaker 1: bad show. But his name Jim James Vanderbeek. But what
Speaker 1: was he on again?
Speaker 6: Dawson's Creek.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Dwson's Creek.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2: Jason Kelsey smashed someone's phone for calling his brother a
Speaker 2: gay sler.
Speaker 5: Oh so he somebody called Travis Kelsey a Yes.
Speaker 2: Outside the Penn State Ohio State game on Saturday, Jason
Speaker 2: Kelsey grabbed a fan's phone and slammed it to the
Speaker 2: ground after he called Jason's brother Travis a goesler for
Speaker 2: dating Taylor Swift.
Speaker 7: That's not cool, that is.
Speaker 5: It was all caught on video too, Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: And did you hear that Kim Richards has relapsed?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: Very Some like Brandy Glenville posted something like really mean
Speaker 5: about it?
Speaker 4: She's awful. She is.
Speaker 5: The definition of mean girl.
Speaker 6: Yeah she is.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we have a big election coming up tomorrow
Speaker 1: or twoesday or well whenever you're listening, it's this week. Okay.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I'm doing with my fun new
Speaker 1: job that I am participating in. They're sending me out
Speaker 1: on the street man on the street interviews I'm doing
Speaker 1: with people who have just voted, and I have to
Speaker 1: get sound from people like who, not well, who'd you
Speaker 1: vote for? Why'd you vote? And like how are you feeling?
Speaker 1: Like that kind of thing, just me talking to people.
Speaker 1: What are the chances that I'm going to be like,
Speaker 1: get that freaking phone out.
Speaker 4: Of my freaking face.
Speaker 7: Probably that's not going to happen.
Speaker 1: Well, it seems like it's a very angry like.
Speaker 5: Time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but people are just like I think when people
Speaker 7: are more likely to be passionate about who they're voting for.
Speaker 1: Not mad that you're asking, right, well, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to make any judgments on anything of my horse question.
Speaker 5: So you could ask, God, is this going to be?
Speaker 6: Is this.
Speaker 1: We're not getting political? I'll tell you off the air, okay, please,
Speaker 1: cause but that's what we do. We do not we
Speaker 1: are an escape from the politics, because that's.
Speaker 7: Well, if you can escape it, if I know, right,
Speaker 7: So I love election Day. I stay up as late
Speaker 7: as I can. I pop on like three different infographics
Speaker 7: on my computer and I just watch the chaos. It's
Speaker 7: kind of fun. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I need your pen. Okay, why did you grab it
Speaker 5: back from me?
Speaker 6: Because I have to write something down?
Speaker 1: Okay, see, I want to ask questions about who you
Speaker 1: guys think, but I'm not going to just do it.
Speaker 7: It's not that big a deal.
Speaker 5: All right, Okay, we know we're Eric's leaning.
Speaker 7: He really wants to say a big Trump supporter.
Speaker 6: No no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: What do you think? Okay? Did you know that they're
Speaker 1: boarding things up and they're there? It's getting scary, like
Speaker 1: there they are in DC because of like what what's
Speaker 1: going to happen when the results come out? Either way?
Speaker 5: I guess the.
Speaker 7: Crazy part is I don't know which side is more
Speaker 7: likely to riot.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, it's just, uh, it's unlike anything
Speaker 1: I've ever witnessed in my od.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's crazy lifetime.
Speaker 5: So that'll be also something.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be interested to hear what people's reactions like,
Speaker 1: especially like older people, like have you ever been part
Speaker 1: of an election?
Speaker 7: Like this people are saying they haven't never expected to
Speaker 7: be probably the closest election, Well we might ever see
Speaker 7: because oh yeah, I think all seven swing states pulling
Speaker 7: on all of them is all within margin of error,
Speaker 7: so we actually have and some of them like even
Speaker 7: like the projective polls are within point one of each other.
Speaker 7: Like there is truly no way to predict how this is.
Speaker 1: Going to turn out, Oh my gosh, or like can
Speaker 1: I have the pen back? Or what's going to happen?
Speaker 1: And who's going to riot or not riot? I hope,
Speaker 1: I hope Betty's peace. I know, please just pray for peace.
Speaker 7: We'll close out. Let's close out the political talk with
Speaker 7: just by saying a reminder, no matter who wins, you'll
Speaker 7: wake up next morning, your life probably won't be that different.
Speaker 5: You know, you're probably right.
Speaker 7: We survived four years of Trump, four years of Biden.
Speaker 7: I'm sure we'd survive four more years of Trump or
Speaker 7: four more years of Kamala, regardless of how you've shared it.
Speaker 7: The country's not falling apart.
Speaker 1: You're yeah, got something in that, You've got something there,
Speaker 1: You've got.
Speaker 7: Something now, yeah, twenty years from that, who knows.
Speaker 1: But now I'm gonna read some questions like who would
Speaker 1: be the blah blah blah blah, And you guys all
Speaker 1: have to vote which one of us would be the
Speaker 1: person that would be most likely to do this or
Speaker 1: be this thing? Okay, and we'll see who gets the
Speaker 1: most votes after this thing called the voting game.
Speaker 5: Okay, cue some music. I don't care what kind of music,
Speaker 5: just to make it exciting.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 5: I know all we have is like spooky music because
Speaker 5: I haven't changed me.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 6: That's fine.
Speaker 1: Who out of the three of us would be the
Speaker 1: leader of a cult?
Speaker 4: Brian? I know, I don't. Yeah, he dogmatic like that
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 7: I'm not persuasive. I'm not like charismatic like that.
Speaker 5: I don't think you need to be to be Why
Speaker 5: do you say why do you say it's Brian?
Speaker 4: Because he's very subtle in his approach. Yes, and I
Speaker 4: think he'd just be like, just drink the kool aid
Speaker 4: and people would be like, yes, oh, he's believable too.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I could see that persuasive through like a lack
Speaker 7: of charisma. Yes, okay, No, there's like there's yeah.
Speaker 1: There is something too that could be all right, who
Speaker 1: hits this news on their alarm clock at least five times.
Speaker 5: Before they get out of bed.
Speaker 4: Oh me, how many times do you hit it?
Speaker 1: Three?
Speaker 4: I hit mine probably seven or eight times.
Speaker 7: I haven't hit my snooze in years.
Speaker 1: Oh my, there are those people. And there were the US.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I used to a lot. But then college I had
Speaker 7: like a bunch of eight am classes or eight thirty
Speaker 7: a ms and I was like working. Like if I
Speaker 7: did not jump out of bed the second that alarm
Speaker 7: went off, I was falling back asleep.
Speaker 1: What okay? So you set you set seven alarms.
Speaker 4: I set my own.
Speaker 1: Lad you set one and you just persuoze snooze.
Speaker 2: Yes, I set my alarm an hour early before I'm
Speaker 2: supposed to get up, and then I hit the snooze
Speaker 2: button at least ten.
Speaker 7: And then he goes to work wearing this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, who would keep their composure during a life
Speaker 1: threatening natural disaster? That would be me, It would be Prian.
Speaker 7: No, for sure, I've kept my composure during life threatening
Speaker 7: I am.
Speaker 4: So cool as a cucumber during I can see that.
Speaker 7: I can too. Yeah, not me. I had a gun
Speaker 7: pulled on me once. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 6: I was cool as cut me too, Like.
Speaker 1: In your face. Yeah, yeah, you had a gun pulled
Speaker 1: to in your face. What was your circumstance.
Speaker 2: I was at a nursery working and it was right
Speaker 2: before Christmas and somebody pulled a gun on me and
Speaker 2: said give me the money out of the cash rechister,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 4: Was allowed, fuck you go get a job. No you didn't, yep,
Speaker 4: and they ran.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I got in so much trouble too. Yeah, well that
Speaker 4: is not the.
Speaker 1: Proper response that you're supposed to get that situation.
Speaker 7: It's funny though, because you'll like, in the moment, like
Speaker 7: with the like it's an insane amount adrenaline.
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine, But in the moment, you'll like
Speaker 1: everything's probably in slow motion.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it literally is. But like you'll also have like
Speaker 7: your brain will instantly decide whether that like whether that
Speaker 7: person will actually pull the trigger, and if they won't,
Speaker 7: you get like really kind of cocky about it too.
Speaker 5: So you make a judgment about the person that's holding
Speaker 5: the gun.
Speaker 4: I just got pissed. I was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll give you guys both a point, because that
Speaker 1: is pretty crazy that both of you have had a
Speaker 1: gun pulled on you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, who would do the best job singing the national anthem?
Speaker 4: It is Alaura?
Speaker 1: Yeah you, I mean it would still be horrible. But who.
Speaker 5: Is secretly from the future.
Speaker 4: Brian, because he's young and very wise.
Speaker 7: No, that would be more like I was reincarnated but
Speaker 7: kept all my past like memories or something. Or I'm
Speaker 7: like a I don't know your age, ageless immortal god
Speaker 7: or something. I'm trying to be humble here.
Speaker 1: Who would be the most uncomfortable living in a nudist colony?
Speaker 7: Brian? Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: Whose funeral will be attended by the most people.
Speaker 5: Laura or I know, See this is a toss up.
Speaker 7: You have enough friends to constitute a small nations.
Speaker 1: So but then I I was on a really big
Speaker 1: morning show for all anyway, have you heard of Jeff
Speaker 1: and jer No? Was that like, I'm thinking it'll be
Speaker 1: really really Oh I love that. I want that. Well enough, Yeah,
Speaker 1: remember we're gonna have my ashes of my bowl of ashes.
Speaker 1: Every could take a little scoop, and then you're supposed
Speaker 1: to have the little goodie bags and stuff.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you, I'm gonna have to well this is oh,
Speaker 4: this is great because I can just cross that out. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there you got done. Okay, great.
Speaker 1: Who would be the most upset if all of their
Speaker 1: possessions were lost? Fire?
Speaker 4: Oh I think we missed.
Speaker 1: I'd be devastating. Okay.
Speaker 5: There was a box that my dad made me when
Speaker 5: I was like eleven.
Speaker 1: It was beautiful, it was it was handmade, big box
Speaker 1: with a lock on it, and inside.
Speaker 5: It was all lined in velvet, and it had all my.
Speaker 1: Most precious possessions, like feathers from my very first bird,
Speaker 1: little toys given to me from relatives when I was
Speaker 1: really young, love letters, everything. Somebody broke into a house
Speaker 1: when we lived in Spring Valley when I was married,
Speaker 1: first married, we lived in Spring Valley. Somebody broke into
Speaker 1: our garage took it. I'm still devastated.
Speaker 7: My people used to take boxes a lot. My mom
Speaker 7: had the same story.
Speaker 4: I think we should all get but we would all
Speaker 4: be over correct, all right.
Speaker 7: I only collect cool stuff though, so all my stuff
Speaker 7: was cool.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, it's sentimental, though, You've got to have some sentimental.
Speaker 1: Who makes you? Is that versamof Oh my god, Margaret stopped,
Speaker 1: who makes a point to always take the stairs?
Speaker 4: Not me?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 5: For some reason, because you're mister workout.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: If you are going to the second floor, you will
Speaker 1: take the elevator and not two flights on what kind.
Speaker 6: Of shoes I'm wearing.
Speaker 7: Oh, I don't even think to take the stairs. I
Speaker 7: just get in the elevator.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm giving myself a point, then, No, I'm not,
Speaker 1: because I don't I take the elevator like one floor.
Speaker 5: I feel like I drive to bonds and it's like two.
Speaker 5: It's like one pluck that I know.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, yeah that's grocery shopping.
Speaker 1: No, I hate it.
Speaker 7: I hated yourself the point. I feel like you're the
Speaker 7: person like, guys, let's take this stairs, all right?
Speaker 5: Who has gotten pulled over for going too slow on
Speaker 5: the freeway?
Speaker 6: Not me?
Speaker 7: It's not me.
Speaker 5: It's me.
Speaker 7: I don't even drive that fast anymore.
Speaker 4: I drive like a bad eye.
Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes I look down and I'm going like forty
Speaker 1: eight fifty months on the way. What am I doing?
Speaker 1: Because I'm like deep in thought or.
Speaker 4: Something barely on the gas.
Speaker 7: I get that like on my.
Speaker 5: Ax right now. I'm like, oh, maybe because I'm not
Speaker 5: going the speed limit.
Speaker 7: Once I turned twenty three, I was like driving fast
Speaker 7: as such, it's so much effort, like I'm just gonna
Speaker 7: cruise cruise control.
Speaker 1: Who dances like no one is watching? What everyone is watching?
Speaker 6: For sure?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know who spends.
Speaker 1: Most time crafting their image on social media?
Speaker 4: Laura.
Speaker 1: I want to contest that, no, Eric Rimmer, what filter?
Speaker 1: King two nose holes with a completely white feet?
Speaker 4: Oh yes, you?
Speaker 1: Your image on Instagram or on Facebook is like you're
Speaker 1: freaking ghost with two nose holes.
Speaker 7: Yeah. But he'll post anything though. He's got no filter
Speaker 7: on his like posting though, so me, yes, hairdresser, he'll
Speaker 7: post anything.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I posted getting my teeth cleaned.
Speaker 5: Whose favorite day of the week is Monday?
Speaker 3: Not mine?
Speaker 1: Laura, it's not mine either. It's not my it's not
Speaker 1: my least favorite day. I like Monday because it's a
Speaker 1: fresh start.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 1: I guess I guess who would have the most fun
Speaker 1: going to a night club alone?
Speaker 7: Laura?
Speaker 4: Yeah, not me, he'd probably I would.
Speaker 7: I would.
Speaker 5: Who is currently reading a self help book?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 5: Eric's the reader over here?
Speaker 7: It was a self help YouTube video.
Speaker 1: We already know that I'm reading my freaking history, So Eric,
Speaker 1: who who wears the pants?
Speaker 6: Me?
Speaker 7: Not the underpants.
Speaker 4: Who wears the pants in this relationship.
Speaker 1: In this setting you.
Speaker 5: I was hoping it's that. Who would be an amazing
Speaker 5: local news anchor?
Speaker 6: Me? Eric?
Speaker 1: Wait what?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Because you got the personality. What experience do you have?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: It would be such a good news anchor.
Speaker 7: You have experience in broadcasts?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I want to kick your butt right now.
Speaker 7: You just do a podcast.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'd be so good. I'd be great at that.
Speaker 1: You would see the light would turn on on the
Speaker 1: teleprompter and you'd pull a Cindy Brady and you'd be like, No,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 7: Now, you'd do great.
Speaker 4: I would be amazing.
Speaker 7: I would be on Yeah, like I think Laura would
Speaker 7: be awkward.
Speaker 5: I think that he would mispronounced names more frequently.
Speaker 7: You know that's endearing. If you just had a little
Speaker 7: more like a little bit of a resume for it,
Speaker 7: I would say, you are ye.
Speaker 4: Sack, all right?
Speaker 5: I put down Eric.
Speaker 1: Who would die first if they woke up naked in
Speaker 1: the middle of the Amazon Eric?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 3: Eric?
Speaker 5: Yeah you don't, Yes, you would, Yes, you would.
Speaker 1: You would get one bug bite and you would wait
Speaker 1: to die. If it was a spider yes, Amazon, the
Speaker 1: Amazon Forest. There's spiders like this.
Speaker 4: Big all right? Yeah.
Speaker 7: Probably if you saw it too, if you had like
Speaker 7: an on you, you would just lay down and like
Speaker 7: just wait to pass naturally, for sure. Yeah, you'd surrender yourself.
Speaker 1: Who will climb Mount Everest?
Speaker 6: Thought about it?
Speaker 5: I think, Brian, you know what, we're too old.
Speaker 7: Probably never do it, but.
Speaker 4: Hey, take the elevator up one floor.
Speaker 1: I climbed Mount Whitney, which is the highest point in
Speaker 1: the contiguous United States, and I almost passed out. It
Speaker 1: was not fun.
Speaker 5: It was not a fun None of us are likely
Speaker 5: to alight, all right.
Speaker 1: Who would survive the longest in a zombie Apocalypsey?
Speaker 6: For sure?
Speaker 1: Over here? Why do you see you?
Speaker 4: Because I'm smart? What weapons would you use?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: I'd stay hidden.
Speaker 5: He's pretty scrappy.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, but then he would like he would he
Speaker 7: could dodge this second month. He would make a risky
Speaker 7: play to go raid Lahoya Cosmetic because you went out
Speaker 7: of out.
Speaker 4: Have you seen cabinet?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I would have that. I would have that shit stored up.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: I'll put down Eric who has the least amount of
Speaker 1: respect for authority? Eric and and businesses and customer service.
Speaker 7: Workers.
Speaker 1: Well, this is kind of convenient at this point. Who
Speaker 1: has received the most human resource violations at work?
Speaker 4: Laura?
Speaker 5: I currently have. I'm currently under probation.
Speaker 4: Wait what h did something else happen.
Speaker 1: Other than the dog?
Speaker 7: You on probation for the dog? No?
Speaker 4: Oh, what happened that around probation?
Speaker 7: Now? Let's talk about later.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know if I should talk about it now.
Speaker 4: I want that be a part of it.
Speaker 1: It's just it wasn't anything that I did or said
Speaker 1: on the ear.
Speaker 5: How about that?
Speaker 7: Thank god?
Speaker 4: I want to ear.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you later.
Speaker 7: To go back and poop again.
Speaker 4: No, I did not.
Speaker 1: Who can fix almost anything with a roll of duct tape?
Speaker 7: Brian stuff? I don't know. I don't know. If it's
Speaker 7: it would be you, you know what, I.
Speaker 1: Think it would be me.
Speaker 4: You did that whole chair pretty much a duct tape.
Speaker 5: I made a bikini, had a duct tape. I made
Speaker 5: an outfit out of duct tape.
Speaker 7: I wouldn't brag about it.
Speaker 1: That's when I remember all the those colorful duct tapes
Speaker 1: that came out and those patterns.
Speaker 5: I spent a lot of time.
Speaker 7: I knew kids my age that were like selling duct
Speaker 7: tape wallets and they were awful, but I know.
Speaker 1: And duct tape flowers and stuff like that. Who makes
Speaker 1: the best lemonade when all they have is lemon me?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: You you would just buy it? Yeah, yeah, I would
Speaker 4: just buy it.
Speaker 1: Well, here we go.
Speaker 5: Who has a tattoo they regret?
Speaker 4: Laura, Laura, why why do you say that? Because actually
Speaker 4: I have one?
Speaker 1: You do.
Speaker 7: It's really tiny though, it's just like it's a cross
Speaker 7: on my right arm. I don't regret for like because
Speaker 7: of the religion or anything. It's just it didn't heal well.
Speaker 7: And it's like a spot that takes up a lot
Speaker 7: of space, and it's really small.
Speaker 1: Is it not a nice looking cross?
Speaker 7: It's super basic. It's the first time I got it
Speaker 7: cost me twenty bucks on Friday the thirteenth. It just
Speaker 7: it didn't heal well. Was that a crappy tattoo shop?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, you should get that redone or something I could.
Speaker 7: I could get removed in like two minutes, two lines. Like,
Speaker 7: it's super basic.
Speaker 1: Well, I like this tattoo that I have of these bracelets,
Speaker 1: but what I shouldn't have done is added these long
Speaker 1: lines here.
Speaker 5: I have like the heart and I have c and
Speaker 5: e for Evan and Charlie because I wanted them to
Speaker 5: be on my wrist.
Speaker 1: But sometimes I kind of feel like that looks a
Speaker 1: little weird, And you know what, I ain't going anywhere ever.
Speaker 4: You're not getting any more tattoos.
Speaker 5: I am, I am, I'm getting one more.
Speaker 4: No, you're not.
Speaker 1: I am because two of my friends want to get
Speaker 1: like a little friendship ten to tattoo on just one
Speaker 1: I know another one.
Speaker 7: Don't get friendship tattoos like matching. God, you are really
Speaker 7: starting to honk me off, honk you off. They're so corny.
Speaker 7: It's like it's like getting relationship tattoos. It's a kiss
Speaker 7: of death.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 7: That's the only like like real light witchcraft.
Speaker 5: They just like my little rosary ones, just keep going.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 1: Who would be the best greeter at Walmart? Of course,
Speaker 1: Queen queen, and you would be the worst.
Speaker 3: I'd be the war like, tell people.
Speaker 5: Get the hell out of here Walmart, please get out
Speaker 5: of your.
Speaker 1: Pajamas, get back home and put some pants on.
Speaker 4: People will walk in. I'd be all no, uh uh, nope, nope,
Speaker 4: not comming in.
Speaker 1: Who can't walk more than a block without saying hi
Speaker 1: to someone they though, Oh, yes, most definitely. Who gets
Speaker 1: at Ben and Jerry's or thirty one flavors vanilla?
Speaker 7: Not me?
Speaker 1: No, out of the three of us, I think it
Speaker 1: would be you.
Speaker 7: No, I don't think so. He seems like the EXE.
Speaker 7: He seems like the type of guy that doesn't get
Speaker 7: ice cream, he gets gelato.
Speaker 1: No, well he would take we're taking gelata out of it.
Speaker 1: What would you get at an ice cream chocolate chip
Speaker 1: cookie dough?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're you're you're in pretty deep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about you?
Speaker 7: Coffee anything? Coffee flavors?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: I love coffee really, yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 5: It's I I like coffee.
Speaker 1: But coffee, ice cream?
Speaker 5: Heck no, and pumpkin spice anything?
Speaker 4: Bye bye bye?
Speaker 6: What? Wait?
Speaker 1: Who's moral humpass is beyond broken? It's broken beyond repair.
Speaker 1: Whose moral compass is broken beyond repair?
Speaker 7: I wouldn't accuse anyone of that.
Speaker 5: I'm accusing myself.
Speaker 7: Oh, you have no moral compass.
Speaker 4: No. I do have.
Speaker 1: Morals, but I don't know. Maybe it's the addict and
Speaker 1: me and the alcoholic that sometimes I make impulsive decisions
Speaker 1: that are not No.
Speaker 5: I have a moral Yeah, okay, I'm gonna take that away.
Speaker 7: Are you saying you'll make impulsive decisions that you actively
Speaker 7: disagree with morally?
Speaker 5: I don't know what I'm saying anymore.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm not going to do.
Speaker 7: You don't accuse yourself, Okay.
Speaker 5: Who would be the creepiest clown?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 7: Yeah? For sure, because he would. You'd be so scared.
Speaker 7: He'd be naked and not on his nose.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Who always sees the glass half full? You?
Speaker 7: Eric, not me?
Speaker 5: Who would be the best partner for trivia night?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 5: Mister wise man, young wise Man? Don't you think Brian
Speaker 5: would be?
Speaker 6: I'm pretty good at trivia.
Speaker 7: I feel like we should have a trivia off.
Speaker 4: We should be fine.
Speaker 1: On all, like like trivial pursuits.
Speaker 4: I'm the oldest, so I know.
Speaker 1: But you know a lot about pop pop culture, like
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know a lot about history
Speaker 1: or see. So I mean this is all encompassing. Yeah, Brian,
Speaker 1: who was the oldest when they stopped believing in Santa Claus?
Speaker 5: Oh god, I was so sad when I found out
Speaker 5: it wasn't real.
Speaker 4: I was like six, I was older than that.
Speaker 1: I was too, I think I was like I was
Speaker 1: probably eight or I think I was probably eight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or nine as well, So I'll put us both down. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so okay. Who will have the most positive impact on
Speaker 1: the human species in their lifetime?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Probably really?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Why because of your what you do?
Speaker 1: My journey?
Speaker 4: Yeah, my journey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's definitely not me. I'd tell people to get
Speaker 2: a grip you. You're much more gentle than I am.
Speaker 1: Who will win the lottery but lose the ticket?
Speaker 7: You probably already won the lottery.
Speaker 1: I'm it's probably at the bottom of my freedom recycling.
Speaker 7: I have never bought a lottery ticket never will.
Speaker 1: You know what, It doesn't make any sense when people
Speaker 1: when it's like up to like one billion dollars, like
Speaker 1: the most biggest jackpot ever, everybody goes out and buys it.
Speaker 1: It's like I buy it when it's like the lowest
Speaker 1: because you have more of a chance, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean statistically, it's Oh my god, this is a good
Speaker 1: one who regularly orders delivery from less than five blocks away.
Speaker 4: She would order it if it was literally up the street.
Speaker 7: She would order if it was in her kitchen. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Probably.
Speaker 7: She paid thirty bucks plus two.
Speaker 1: Get out absolutely, Oh whose last name would you take
Speaker 1: as your own if you had to pick one?
Speaker 4: Not, No, nobody would want my last name.
Speaker 7: I do Kine Cain, I'll keep mine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just pretty basic.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's safe.
Speaker 1: It's a well what about my maiden name, which is Heater?
Speaker 1: That sounds like hedonism backseater, Heater they used to call me,
Speaker 1: even though I wasn't that way in high school. I wasn't.
Speaker 4: It was a joke. Meet rim Job, Peter Eater, Heater, Hi,
Speaker 4: rim job, Hi?
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 5: That was another one, Peter Eater, Heater, Peter Eater?
Speaker 7: Was there a kidnamed Peter?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: No, Peter is another name for a penis you know?
Speaker 7: How did you get that name?
Speaker 1: I did? When I was in high school, I had
Speaker 1: three things I would not do what you had. Three
Speaker 1: no no's, no sex, no oral on me, no oral
Speaker 1: on somebody else.
Speaker 7: Does all kind of fit into the first one?
Speaker 5: So I those all went away when I went to college.
Speaker 7: Wait, so you're like, no sex, no penetration.
Speaker 1: No no anything. I mean I did everything else in
Speaker 1: high school, but they didn't do those three things, which, okay,
Speaker 1: just heavy petting, I guess. Okay, who would end up
Speaker 1: practicing a religion. They didn't grow up in believing in LA.
Speaker 7: You're spiritual?
Speaker 1: I am, I am, I'm I'm a sensitive.
Speaker 7: You're basically a wick in or something.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not a no, not really, No, I'm not that.
Speaker 1: Whose life would you like to live?
Speaker 7: Mine? I'm cool with mine.
Speaker 5: No, you have to choose somebody else's and you cannot
Speaker 5: choose your own.
Speaker 4: Okay, now, the three of us.
Speaker 7: Death.
Speaker 1: Obviously I would choose Brian because he has so much
Speaker 1: life left in him.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I would choose me too.
Speaker 4: I would choose right, Okay.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be Brian Boyant because he has all
Speaker 1: those years, who is ruthless about correcting spelling and grammar,
Speaker 1: like really yes, yes, like when like there and there
Speaker 1: and were and we're yes, like.
Speaker 4: Even when people have come after you, I'm like, learn
Speaker 4: how to spell.
Speaker 7: We'll show him.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, who could.
Speaker 1: Give the best toast right now on the fly?
Speaker 7: Probably maybe Laura if she had two minutes to type
Speaker 7: it up and chat Cheptini.
Speaker 5: Hey, I have only used that for the show. I
Speaker 5: don't use that on the.
Speaker 4: Regularly for the show.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I use that for some enough thing. I did, probably,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't even that wouldn't occur to me.
Speaker 7: Probably want to think, oh my god, all right, disqualify
Speaker 7: all right.
Speaker 1: I want you to give a toast to everybody who
Speaker 1: is watching and listening to this podcast right now.
Speaker 2: So thank you everybody for watching and listening and supporting us.
Speaker 4: We greatly greatly appreciate you, and we love you so much.
Speaker 6: Cheers.
Speaker 7: Okay, that's just an outro.
Speaker 1: But I know whatever. Who is the passenger who won't
Speaker 1: stop talking on an airplane?
Speaker 4: Well, Laura, my god, to her on a plane I
Speaker 4: would literally allerge for and swan Do.
Speaker 1: You know your career, your family, your interests, your hobbies?
Speaker 4: Like, excuse me, can I switch seats? Like this woman
Speaker 4: won't stop talking to me?
Speaker 7: The cry?
Speaker 5: Who is late so often that you no longer show
Speaker 5: up at on time?
Speaker 4: Laura?
Speaker 7: No, I was gonna say.
Speaker 5: I won't say, Eric me, Yes, you're five minutes of
Speaker 5: the two of us were you're it's you just know.
Speaker 7: Although wait a second now, if the podcast was held elsewhere,
Speaker 7: who that Laura actually to drive.
Speaker 4: To it would be Laura. Yeah, here's the thing. I
Speaker 4: get off at six o'clock.
Speaker 7: Get here. Wait, what do you mean like go home
Speaker 7: and change that's just walking two hundred.
Speaker 4: Feet, I know, but no, I get it.
Speaker 1: Here's a full day. And then he comes and does this.
Speaker 1: I understand some of us have jobs, la.
Speaker 5: Sort of Okay.
Speaker 1: Who gives the most awkward hugs?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Brian Bryan.
Speaker 7: Yeah, probably not a big hugger.
Speaker 1: No, try to go in on a hug with him.
Speaker 1: Not it's weird. We guess.
Speaker 7: I can give good hugs.
Speaker 5: Who intimidates the opposite sex?
Speaker 7: Mmmm?
Speaker 4: You or you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: All women love you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's Laura.
Speaker 7: Do you intimidate me?
Speaker 4: You intimidate? You might know because she tells way too
Speaker 4: much stuff and then they're.
Speaker 5: Like, oh god, yeah that's right, like my first date night.
Speaker 4: Oh god, we need to talk about that again. I mean,
Speaker 4: oh that your spot.
Speaker 1: I was a fifty one fifty one time, and then
Speaker 1: I went to rehab and.
Speaker 4: They're like, wow, look at the time I got it.
Speaker 7: Marry me yead.
Speaker 1: I've blown it so many times?
Speaker 4: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: Who rarely tips over ten percent? We're almost done me?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 7: What? Here's the thing in restaurants that so believe me
Speaker 7: when I say tipping stupid?
Speaker 5: So you because I always do twenty Okay.
Speaker 7: Well here's the thing. Who I actually probably always tip
Speaker 7: twenty or higher because that's the only option. Like, where
Speaker 7: do you have you ever seen like a thing that
Speaker 7: even any more that you can even tip only.
Speaker 5: Ten percent custom? Oh you could do custom.
Speaker 7: I will pay the extra ten percent and not have
Speaker 7: to go type in a number manually. Well, I think
Speaker 7: I think tippic I was at a place and my
Speaker 7: minimum was twenty four percent.
Speaker 1: Okay, that is stupid.
Speaker 5: Oh on the little screen thing on the day that it.
Speaker 7: Was twenty or twenty two, twenty six and twenty eight
Speaker 7: were the only options.
Speaker 5: I was like, so I pressed no tip right, and
Speaker 5: you feel like an asshole?
Speaker 7: I don't, okay, I have they're trying to scam me
Speaker 7: out of money like that?
Speaker 1: Who will yell at you for not sorting your recycling?
Speaker 4: Me?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 6: Yeah? For sure?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're you're pretty. I was gonna say an oald.
Speaker 7: Film I am, among other things.
Speaker 5: Who is most recently lied to get ahead?
Speaker 4: Laura?
Speaker 7: What are you probably true?
Speaker 5: What do you okay?
Speaker 6: Not me?
Speaker 5: What do you okay?
Speaker 1: Paint me a scenario please in your little mind. Why
Speaker 1: does your your wheels turning? And think of me immediately
Speaker 1: that I would lie to get ahead biz.
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, it's not me, And I'm sure it's
Speaker 7: not Eric.
Speaker 1: Who would fail in eighth grade math exam all of
Speaker 1: us boom? And who seems like they were homeschooled this one,
Speaker 1: yeah a little bit. And who doesn't believe who put
Speaker 1: a man on the moon? Do you believe that Jack conspiracy?
Speaker 1: That it was not that we didn't actually do that?
Speaker 1: There's a Stanley Kubrick documentary.
Speaker 7: It's a joke, Okay.
Speaker 1: I just won't put anybody down. And who believes money
Speaker 1: can buy happiness?
Speaker 7: Mm here's the thing. I don't think money can buy happiness,
Speaker 7: but you can definitely leave a lot of the causes
Speaker 7: of unhappiness.
Speaker 1: I believe if you're already happy, money would just enhance
Speaker 1: that greatly.
Speaker 7: Sure, yeah, I think.
Speaker 5: There's okay, Well we'll end with this one.
Speaker 4: A couple more these are good who will be the.
Speaker 5: Most hardest to recognize in ten years.
Speaker 7: Laura, I know, would be like a couple more trips.
Speaker 1: No, I need to go to Law's cosmetically.
Speaker 4: Oh wait a minute, Yeah, it could be you.
Speaker 2: Because if if for sudden, for some reason, you couldn't go,
Speaker 2: everything would go back to the way.
Speaker 1: It'd be like a crumpled paper bag. Oh my god.
Speaker 7: Yes, it's like when they opened the Lost Arc on
Speaker 7: their faces melted.
Speaker 1: Whose stories always seem to drag on and on and on, Eric, Okay.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 7: They always start with I was driving naked?
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 5: Who would be the best double agent me? It's a tie.
Speaker 1: I think between the two of you, you because you
Speaker 1: both have you've you have resting bitch face, but also
Speaker 1: poker face.
Speaker 5: You definitely have a poker face.
Speaker 7: He would he would blend in better, but I wouldn't
Speaker 7: crack under pressure.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't either.
Speaker 1: I think you would better.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean if somebody came at me and tried to
Speaker 2: waterboard me or put something under my fingernails, I give
Speaker 2: it every secret I knew, or try and pull my
Speaker 2: teeth out, I think, oh god, oh I could. I'd
Speaker 2: sing like a fucking canary.
Speaker 1: I put your.
Speaker 7: Definitely take a signie Bill lodged in my false tooth. Though.
Speaker 5: Who would show up to their high school reunion in
Speaker 5: a Lamborghini rental?
Speaker 4: No, that would just mean that you have a small penis.
Speaker 1: It's dumb, Laura, I know probably who has started a
Speaker 1: rumor knowing it was false.
Speaker 7: I don't think I have no, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Maybe, but I don't. I don't remember. Whose last photo
Speaker 5: on their phone is a selfie?
Speaker 7: Oh definitely probably you, one of you two, not me.
Speaker 4: What is your last photo, Naomi Campbell?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 7: Why?
Speaker 4: Because I was sending it to a friend.
Speaker 7: Why what's the last photo you've taken?
Speaker 1: Let's see, I can't because of my being used right now? Oh,
Speaker 1: the last video I took was was promoting the podcast
Speaker 1: for photo.
Speaker 4: Oh, it was for the show.
Speaker 1: For me.
Speaker 5: I think it was me and my last photo that.
Speaker 1: Little Dicky lube cakes, little Diddy loop cake.
Speaker 4: Yeah boy, yeah, sorry? All right, more, all right, more?
Speaker 1: Who has watched a whole season of a TV show
Speaker 1: without leaving the house?
Speaker 4: All of us, all of us?
Speaker 1: Okay, boom, boom and boom. And who picks truth over dare?
Speaker 7: Think I would? There is too much power to give someone.
Speaker 5: I love the dare truth?
Speaker 1: Really? All right, I'll give it to you and Debrian.
Speaker 1: All right, So the voting game has ended. We're doing
Speaker 1: this because it's election week and oh what oh who
Speaker 1: is the most disrespectful to customer service?
Speaker 7: I think Abigail picked that one. She made sure it
Speaker 7: was the last one.
Speaker 5: Eric, All right, So.
Speaker 1: Eric, I won. I'm I won. I am the candidate
Speaker 1: who's now taking over whatever like you are.
Speaker 2: You are. You are the president of the Republic of chadnggulations.
Speaker 1: Congratulations one, two, three, four, five, twenty twenty seven and
Speaker 1: you have twenty.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, addressed enough electoral votes and you.
Speaker 1: Have I'll be the first man oh to your Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I would crack under pressure so hard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you'd have to hold you. You have a big job,
Speaker 1: I do. God, are you ready for this?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: I am, because I'm gonna fall A Lot's gonna fall.
Speaker 4: On your shoulders.
Speaker 2: That's fine, Okay, God, I'm going to having to dress
Speaker 2: you for all your pres events is going to be
Speaker 2: the worst because all she has are like thigh high
Speaker 2: go go boots and hideous animal print.
Speaker 1: I can't wear animal print president. All right. Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: you guys, thanks for listening and watching, and have happy
Speaker 1: election week. And we have a new show coming up
Speaker 1: on Thursday, which includes random news, including a creepy ring
Speaker 1: cam story This is why I Don't get a ring cam,
Speaker 1: the word of the Year for twenty twenty four, and
Speaker 1: a new game called Agree or Disagree, and we have
Speaker 1: to talk and we're going to talk.
Speaker 4: About Oh yes, and have you heard about the Little
Speaker 4: Squirrel Peanut?
Speaker 5: No, but stop right there, stop right there, stop right there.
Speaker 5: Is it a good story?
Speaker 4: No, no, it's terrible.
Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, that's great.
Speaker 5: That's coming up on Thursday.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh no, anyway, bye guys, Thank you love your podcast.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I actually love this nude lip on you.
Speaker 4: Thank you, just say it.
Speaker 5: Thank you because it's an hour we're doing. We're an
Speaker 5: hour in.
Speaker 7: Wow, I'm just gonna end it. I'm so tired of
Speaker 7: plank you.
Speaker 4: God you were buzzkills.
Speaker 1: I love you, my sweet babies. Bye, everybody, Bye,