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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media. He air, OK, you had a good Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news Shane Gillis

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<v Speaker 1>and a new commercial for bud Light that's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of fun. In the commercial, we see Shane Gillis in

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<v Speaker 1>a dirty, graffiti filled freeway underpass. He's sitting next to

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<v Speaker 1>model and like there's a guitar player and it's all

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cool. Gillis then realizes he's in the wrong commercial.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's listen to part of it. We are all lost. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm lost. I'm one hundred loss here, but we are

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<v Speaker 1>on the end, all right, I just spotting for us,

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<v Speaker 1>that's yeah. Hey, I think I'm in the wrong commercial.

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<v Speaker 1>What h This isn't right. Wait aren't you Andre? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm Shane Shane. Huh. Oh, I see what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>You're supposed to be in a bud like commercial. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm supposed to be in a bud like me, a

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<v Speaker 1>bud like commercial. Not here. So that's why I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>odd one out down here. Well, if you're here, Andre Is.

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<v Speaker 1>We then cut to the model type guy who's supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be in the first commercial, and he's in the

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<v Speaker 1>commercial Shane should be in where it looks like they're

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<v Speaker 1>basically a beat ups having some wings and having some beer.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot of fun. Ton Allen is the senior

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<v Speaker 1>vice president of Marketing for bud Light and says as

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<v Speaker 1>a passionate college football fan himself, Shane Gillis was the

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<v Speaker 1>perfect partner to connect to our college football audience with

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<v Speaker 1>his distinct style of humor, and it doesn't hurt that

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<v Speaker 1>he loves a bud Light or two. On game day,

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<v Speaker 1>I shared in the Facebook group the lengthy article with

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<v Speaker 1>Anthony J. Justsin Aca. They facebook group is daily Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>News podcast group. Feeling encouraged to join us there, Cracked

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<v Speaker 1>was curious, Hey, Anthony, after twenty years of touring, are

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<v Speaker 1>the people who come to the shows who don't understand

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing? Anthony said occasionally yes, but at this

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<v Speaker 1>point Lauren Michael's once told me he was talking about

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<v Speaker 1>Conan and his success. The longer you're there, the longer

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<v Speaker 1>you're there. So just by doing it for twenty years,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone knows. Now, that's a great line by Lord Michaels.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very few people who would think I'm a monster.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you are, you've been living under a rock.

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<v Speaker 1>My comedy's more accepted than it's ever been, just through

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<v Speaker 1>the virtue of being around long enough for people to

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<v Speaker 1>understand what's happening, could follow up by crack. They were

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<v Speaker 1>curious if that changes the level of difficulty, because people

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<v Speaker 1>go in expecting an edge and you got to keep

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<v Speaker 1>upping and upping it. Jessla next said, it's certainly a challenge,

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<v Speaker 1>but in every challenge there's an opportunity. It's where do

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<v Speaker 1>they think I'm going? You've seen the special the bit

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<v Speaker 1>about gallus. Humor only works if you've seen Thoughts and

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<v Speaker 1>Prayers and you think you know where I'm going with that.

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<v Speaker 1>There are opportunities in this long career I've had, and

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<v Speaker 1>all the negatives those are champagne problems. There's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of comics who make it five years and never have

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<v Speaker 1>to deal with this. I'm not going to complain, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's certainly in my mind when I'm writing new material,

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<v Speaker 1>how do I still surprise them? The audience tells me

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<v Speaker 1>what works and what doesn't. There are plenty of jokes

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm like, this is obvious, and I asked a friend,

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<v Speaker 1>is this obvious? And they're like, no, only to you

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<v Speaker 1>would this be obvious. So it's really a conversation with

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<v Speaker 1>the audience because something that's obvious to me is not

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<v Speaker 1>to them, and vice versa, where I think this joke

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<v Speaker 1>is brilliant and they're like, no, no, no, we saw

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<v Speaker 1>that coming a mile away. To keep going darker and darker,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be serving one segment of my fan base

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<v Speaker 1>who was always going to complain of the first album

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<v Speaker 1>was the best, was the most shocking. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a slave to my audience. Ever. I will

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<v Speaker 1>not do that. The only way to get through it

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<v Speaker 1>instead of going darker is to become more clever and

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<v Speaker 1>to become a little bit more flexible. Things that you

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<v Speaker 1>think are going to go dark, they end up being silly,

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that's where my future lies, and the

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<v Speaker 1>silliness and trying to come up with a longer format

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<v Speaker 1>narrative in order to hide the punchlines just going dark.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm too old for that crap I loved at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>But people rank my specials much differently than I do.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of the OG fans love the original. I

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<v Speaker 1>love the more subtle I still got you there kind

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<v Speaker 1>of thing. You'll often hear me Soapbox about watching a

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<v Speaker 1>particular comedian and being frustrated that I don't believe any

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<v Speaker 1>of the stories that said. I'm a free thinker and

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<v Speaker 1>I can understand that Jesslinick is doing a character. Larry

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<v Speaker 1>the Cable Guy is doing a character. Jesslinick talks about

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<v Speaker 1>the character and says, the character's so fully formed, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're a good hands where if it's a lie, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a lie throughout the hour. I'm not pulling the rug

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<v Speaker 1>out for you, being like, you're an idiot for believing that.

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<v Speaker 1>I never want to be told what to do by anyone,

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<v Speaker 1>even if it's Chris Rock He's like, yeah, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a bit fore you. I'm like, get out of my face.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to think of it myself. That's the fun part.

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<v Speaker 1>Recently I admitted to you that I was wrong. I

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<v Speaker 1>know we were all shocked. It was absolutely shocking that

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<v Speaker 1>I was wrong about something because it almost never happens.

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<v Speaker 1>I was wrong about how I got news for you

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<v Speaker 1>being canceled after nine weeks if in case you missed it,

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<v Speaker 1>Cee and it is bringing it back for season two.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Ian Black shared on his substack that he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>watch the show. Black said, for the record, I do

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<v Speaker 1>not watch the program and probably never will. I tried

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<v Speaker 1>once when it first came on, but I found I

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<v Speaker 1>had to turn the channel within moments of seeing my

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<v Speaker 1>own stupid, grinning mug. Many times I leave the taping

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<v Speaker 1>thinking everybody else was great and I was fine. This

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<v Speaker 1>has been a perennial issue. I very much want to

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<v Speaker 1>be a smart comic who's this smart and funny things,

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<v Speaker 1>and sometimes I am, but most of the time I

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<v Speaker 1>just feel like a fraud. Sam Bee shared why she

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<v Speaker 1>canceled kind of late on the Have I Got News

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<v Speaker 1>for You Folks? This from Late Nighter. Sam told the

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<v Speaker 1>story on her podcast, The Daily Beast Podcast. Sam said,

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<v Speaker 1>I pulled myself out of it, which I do apologize

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<v Speaker 1>to the whole team for leaving them in a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a spot. I just didn't feel like it was

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<v Speaker 1>the right time for me to be on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Like for context, I really like the show. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually really good. I like and admire everybody who's

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<v Speaker 1>on it, but my personal boundaries that I really can't

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<v Speaker 1>go on like a fun, loving comedy quiz show with

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<v Speaker 1>someone who just stands so opposite to every value that

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<v Speaker 1>I hold dear. The episode in question was the November

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<v Speaker 1>sixteenth installment of the show. The guest that she had

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<v Speaker 1>a problem with was Tennessee Republican Congressman Tim Burchett. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>personally not familiar with Tim, but Late Nighter says b

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<v Speaker 1>sided issues with Burchett's stances on mass deportation, guns, and

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<v Speaker 1>opposition to transgender rights, as well as desire to dismantle

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<v Speaker 1>the Department of Education into fun planned parenthood. Sam said,

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<v Speaker 1>I just think these questions and these issues that we're

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<v Speaker 1>facing are literally existential, and I don't have a good

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<v Speaker 1>sense of humor about it. I just wasn't willing to

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<v Speaker 1>sit on a comedy show with a grim facial expression,

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<v Speaker 1>thinking what am I gonna say? What am I gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>What is this like? Why am I here? The next

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<v Speaker 1>thing I'm going to be wrong about, and that'll be

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<v Speaker 1>twice in one year, which would be amazing, is that

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<v Speaker 1>Jason Kelsey's late night show on ESPN is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be a disaster. Now it's all only gonna run for

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<v Speaker 1>five weeks, so they'll guest him up into the super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't know about a one am at Jason

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<v Speaker 1>kelse TV show. I'm sure it'll do great with viral clips,

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<v Speaker 1>but is anyone gonna actually watch it? Who knows? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>willing to be wrong here. Kelsey is working on it.

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<v Speaker 1>He showed up at the UCB Theater in la and

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<v Speaker 1>was on the ASCAT show Late Night. Our tells as

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<v Speaker 1>Kelsey took the stage beer in hand, and he was

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<v Speaker 1>tasked with delivering a series of autobiography stories intended to

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<v Speaker 1>inspire scenes from the improvisers on stage. They call it

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<v Speaker 1>Late Night with Jason Kelsey five weeks starting Friday, January third,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty five. The show will be shot in front

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<v Speaker 1>of a live audience in Philadelphia. Last week, Jason Kelsey

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<v Speaker 1>told Jimmy Kimmel on the ABC owned show and said,

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<v Speaker 1>I love late night shows. I've always loved them. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember it's sleepovers watching Conan O'Brien with my friends. The

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<v Speaker 1>show's even gonna have a live house band, the Philadelphia

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<v Speaker 1>based seven piece Brass Ensemble Snack Time. The show's primary

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<v Speaker 1>focus will be on sports personalities. Jason says, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have a bunch of guys up there, legends of the game,

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<v Speaker 1>friends that I played the game with, coaches and celebrities.

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<v Speaker 1>If you would like to see Jason's appearance, UCB does

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<v Speaker 1>a live stream of the recorded shows. It will cost

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<v Speaker 1>you ten bucks and it'll be up there until Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of Jimmy Kimmel, a boy, Google's got a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money, so much money that they're gonna mind trick

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny mackintom playing a commercial here. A big campaign sees

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Kimmel hosting a Google Shopping branded game show called

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<v Speaker 1>Can You Gift It? Some of the other folks in

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<v Speaker 1>this show Ronnie chang Otska at Kotzka, Roy Wood Junior,

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<v Speaker 1>Robin Feed, Matt Rodgers, Joel Kim Booster, somebody's got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of budget. This campaign runs through December fifth. Let's listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Pay You Gift, the Google Shopping game show

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<v Speaker 1>where the deals are endless and everyone wins. I am

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<v Speaker 1>shopping for my biggest hater, my grandma. I'm shopping for

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<v Speaker 1>the phone i'd like to shop for you. Am I

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to do that? Yes you are. The goal is

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<v Speaker 1>to score as many deals as possible to mark them

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<v Speaker 1>off your gift list. Turntable, Come on on, quote, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to play the forty chess for Google. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going with Fluffy Dat very very wrong. Who who

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<v Speaker 1>is the better gift? It looks like Dana Carvey is

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<v Speaker 1>going to continue to be on SNL. I don't understand it.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a cast, let the cast do things. Dana

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<v Speaker 1>is great, Dana had his time. I don't understand this

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<v Speaker 1>thing where now we're coming back to the show. Dana

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<v Speaker 1>on his podcast said, we leave the good nights at SNL.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you do with the host. You going to the

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<v Speaker 1>bleachers and you come out. So I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>John Mulaney. He went out right before me, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think he was going and then he started skipping and

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<v Speaker 1>I started skipping too, And skipping feels really good compared

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<v Speaker 1>to walking and even running. It's kind of gentle. So now,

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<v Speaker 1>if you ever see me on SNL and I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>back in December, if you see me come off the stage,

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<v Speaker 1>just remember within seconds I will be skipping for quite

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<v Speaker 1>a while. That's kind of inside baseball I mentioned earlier

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<v Speaker 1>in the week. I feel like comedy is moving towards edginess.

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<v Speaker 1>Looks like Hulu's gonna grab the Sebastian Gaffigan corner and

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<v Speaker 1>Netflix is getting Edgier. They just announced that Arishafir Deal

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Schultz is taping his special for Netflix tonight and

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow at the Beacon Theater. Blond Medicine has a comny

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<v Speaker 1>album out Tonight's I already support your nomination for Best

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy Album for the Grammy, because Best Comedy Album should

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<v Speaker 1>go to albums, not Netflix specials. This one from Aaron

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<v Speaker 1>Judge and Jenny Chilakian. It's called Romantic Comedy Live at

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<v Speaker 1>the Ripped of bo Dice. Eron and Jenny have been

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<v Speaker 1>hosting a monthly comedy showcase at a romance bookstore since

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<v Speaker 1>twenty sixteen. For this stand up album, Eron and Jenny

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<v Speaker 1>open up the show together and then each performed long

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<v Speaker 1>sets of their own material. The result is a delightful

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<v Speaker 1>and hilarious glimpse into what these two dynamic co hosts

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<v Speaker 1>experience in their day to day lives as queer women

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<v Speaker 1>in La And if you missed yesterday show, I was

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<v Speaker 1>poking away at the Vulture Comedians you should and will

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<v Speaker 1>know Emil will keem He had so much good material

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<v Speaker 1>that I split it in half, so I did half

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<v Speaker 1>of it yesterday. He was asked the biggest financial hurdle

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<v Speaker 1>he's encountered to his becoming a comedian and said, did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys know you have to pay your taxes? That

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<v Speaker 1>really blindsided me. I couldn't believe we were really doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, clearly, no one's going to check

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<v Speaker 1>up on the little guys. And then I got audited

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<v Speaker 1>the first year I filed taxes as a comedian. The

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<v Speaker 1>irs sent me a letter and they were like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's like way more money. I called my dad

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<v Speaker 1>and started ranting about how Bernie should have been the

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<v Speaker 1>nominee and something about Jeff Bezos or something. It's so

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<v Speaker 1>annoying you can't use that as a reason, like in

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<v Speaker 1>court for tax evasion. I feel like I should be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're on Eric Capitalism America, and then the jury

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<v Speaker 1>would stand up and applaud me. But I do pay

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<v Speaker 1>all my taxes on time. Now, I think, what comedy

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<v Speaker 1>opinion hill will you die on? I love this one,

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<v Speaker 1>he goes. I mean, obviously CrowdWork should be wiped off

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<v Speaker 1>the face of the planet, but I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 1>hack at this point to say that, almost as hack

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<v Speaker 1>is asking somebody what they do for a living in

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<v Speaker 1>all seriousness. Short form content is melting my brain, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think it should be outlawed unless my clips start

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<v Speaker 1>doing good, and then it's awesome and it's the future.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to admit, though, that I'm bad at crowd work,

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<v Speaker 1>which is probably part of the reason why I and

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<v Speaker 1>so many comics crap on it, because it is a skill.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a skill that's ruining the world and may

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<v Speaker 1>even lead to the downfall of civilization. And that's your

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<v Speaker 1>comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, tell

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<v Speaker 1>a friend about it too. If you like this without

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<v Speaker 1>commercial interruption, there's a link in the show note to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you how that works. I'm gonna continue with my

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<v Speaker 1>mission to pretape the entire weekend. Let's see if my

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<v Speaker 1>voice holds up. You'll find out tomorrow. See then,