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<v Speaker 1>What up is mustle you're checking out the Cruise Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>That is back on the Cruise Show. So food, what's up? Food?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Crucial? Doggie? Hello? Everybody doing it? You get

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter right here? Now what man crew said, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta pay that support. We can't got your daughter here.

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<v Speaker 1>Raging Food on Netflix is out. Now it's out now, man,

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<v Speaker 1>go watch it. Man, Yes, sir, bootlegged salad. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want anyone bootlegging. Yeah they botleg let me the

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<v Speaker 1>way you solid. So that's right, as long as it's

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<v Speaker 1>a This is your fourth special, Philip, my fourth special,

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, man, my fourth special, my second one with Netflix.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, very cool. But it wasn't a deal with Netflix.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't come up to me and go, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>we want a two comedy deal. I had to like

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<v Speaker 1>put on my own money and pay for everything and

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<v Speaker 1>then started to Netflix's what it takes. So now at

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<v Speaker 1>least they watched it, you know, it's fun and like

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes they grab comedies specially without watching them and put

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<v Speaker 1>them up there like one hour ted talk no jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>When I were about me and celebrity hanging out.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, it takes like, you know, you know, putting your

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<v Speaker 2>own money in and your own time and uh and

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<v Speaker 2>developing it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's how they know. You know you're in.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're in, then they're in. Right. It's hard, Bro

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<v Speaker 1>to like write new jokes, you know. Yeah, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>you come up with them, but then like you forget

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<v Speaker 1>about them, man, So you gotta write them down just

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<v Speaker 1>recording on my phone? That's right? Is that what you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Rather you just recorded your phone? How many jokes do

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<v Speaker 1>you have in that phone? Bro? That we haven't heard?

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<v Speaker 1>A lot Bros going through my now? A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>them in funny man, Well they're they're you're working on them, right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a joke where I say that I remember

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<v Speaker 1>when I was a young man, a kid, I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to watch Ozzie bro like Ozzy Osbourne when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, like where my mom said, no, man, he

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<v Speaker 1>watches the Devil you know, but now and needs to

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<v Speaker 1>buy bats bro like and pigeons on stage. But now

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<v Speaker 1>that he's old, do I want to watch him now

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<v Speaker 1>that I could afford to watch him? Bro? Old Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>Now he's on stage eating a cliff bar. Yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 1>sitting down the whole story, the whole show to put

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<v Speaker 1>up smoke, you know, because they're gonna wheel him in there.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you don't want to see him now. You

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<v Speaker 1>know it's sad, Bro, Like the whole show Sponsorbley depends

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<v Speaker 1>it's over by four pm. Yeah that does sound kind

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<v Speaker 1>of nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine bro, that'd be crazy, bro. But yeah, it's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of sad, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. We just want to appreciate him from far away. Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just watching him on television. Man, you don't want

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<v Speaker 1>your feelings hurt. Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>In Raging Fool, you talk about your dad cheating on

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<v Speaker 2>your mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bro, I come on, da cheating on my mom. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>The same time he caught memoking weed crazy. We both

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<v Speaker 1>just looked at each other.

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<v Speaker 2>You talk about your wife as well, right, and your

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<v Speaker 2>wife doesn't mind. I mean I know that you two

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<v Speaker 2>are in business together. She's your manager.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, I talk about how you gotta remember a

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<v Speaker 1>smart woman. Man, two dumb people ain't gonna make it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's right. I've been there. Yeah, Man, dumb

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<v Speaker 1>couple break up in parking lots.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro, that's right, that's right. Over something dumb yeah, they

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<v Speaker 2>can't find a car.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo.

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<v Speaker 2>Why didn't me and Dan again into a crazy argument

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<v Speaker 2>at Dodge Stadium was because we couldn't find the.

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<v Speaker 1>Car Meal, Yeah, I know right. You get like you'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into a father your whether your loved one over,

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<v Speaker 1>like stuff that you would let your friends slide, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're like your friend could like make ten horrible

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<v Speaker 1>wrong left turns, Bro, and get lost. You want me

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<v Speaker 1>one wrong U turn? You're like, you know they're looking

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<v Speaker 1>at us. Now, that's so true while you stop in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of traffic.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the smallest shit makes you so angry. I know

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<v Speaker 2>why Raging Food, Oh, because I saw that movie Raging

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<v Speaker 2>Bull Legendary Classes, and I remember that in that movie

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<v Speaker 2>when Jake Lamont, you know, he was done with his

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<v Speaker 2>life and he had nothing else to do with his life.

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<v Speaker 1>No, what am I going to do now? I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a boxer. I just came out of jail for serving

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<v Speaker 1>young minders in my bar. What should I do now?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, you know what, I'll do stand up comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>So he started doing stand up comedy, Bro, And I figured, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>he had no That's how I started because I had

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<v Speaker 1>nothing else better to do, because I ran into things.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't good at so and this old this old

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<v Speaker 1>guy man. And when I used to work at Dodger Stadium,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy like he was a teacher full time and

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<v Speaker 1>he used to work with me at yoshio Ya at

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<v Speaker 1>Dodger Stadium. And he goes, man, you've been entertaining me

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<v Speaker 1>for four seasons, for full seasons killing it. Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you should try to be a comedian or something, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know how I wanted to, man, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know I should try it. And then I told my dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember I told my dad I want to be a comedian,

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes, yeah, And you you could tell when

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<v Speaker 1>you meet Paul Driguez, tell him to costide it for you. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>Like just fame is that easy? Bro? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly exactly right? Were you ever high on stage? Like

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<v Speaker 2>really really high? In the beginning, I wasn't. I was sober.

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<v Speaker 2>I was sober. I didn't drink or smoke. No, I

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<v Speaker 2>was sober.

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<v Speaker 1>But then you know, like people start hanging out laid

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<v Speaker 1>with loser comics you know, have habits, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, hey, man, you want to bump? I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you never ask? Right, start staying up to do this networking. Networking,

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<v Speaker 1>right right, we should collaborate. That's write a few jokes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a mirror in my straw. Let's collab. You know

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<v Speaker 1>I never used a straw, man, it's sad. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>use the dollar bill? Dollar bills? Yeah, the no, theydn't

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<v Speaker 1>have that either, man, ll just rock it up, bro

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<v Speaker 1>go all the way, bro that was my habit. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I liked that rocking it up man. Man, look

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<v Speaker 2>at him. It's taking them back, traveling back.

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<v Speaker 1>To that maybe twenty four hour laundro. Man. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. That's a good time for one of those

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<v Speaker 1>puzzle because Zuku's even know to know what I'm doing,

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<v Speaker 1>just like looking smarty, right right, right. Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>In Raging four, you also talk about getting beat up

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<v Speaker 2>in front of your family. That's always tough. Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 2>do I yes, what's in the trailer? Yeah, see we

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<v Speaker 2>took him way back.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's right. Oh yeah, road rage, I don't come

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<v Speaker 1>back from the flashback scene. First, there's so many roads.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many road rages. Brovin won't tell me. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to road rage. And like, I followed this guy

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<v Speaker 1>who cut me off, and we're both flipping his shoulder off. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I followed him inside the supermarket. Bro, I'll behind

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<v Speaker 1>him at Bonds with my shopping cart. Nah. Now you're

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<v Speaker 1>on foot, yeah, bro, now getting close to assault. Never

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<v Speaker 1>follow I used to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what why, I don't know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>But late to work now, bro, right, because he's trying

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<v Speaker 2>to die. I'll tell people pull over, full pull over,

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<v Speaker 2>they will pull over.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep going, Bro, that's right, that's rights. Watch him

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<v Speaker 1>get out of their car and then peel off. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's my dad's move. We're talking about my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>The night we got to a fight with this guy

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<v Speaker 1>in a range Rover and on Melrose and then we

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<v Speaker 1>were honking. Then we both got off and then well

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<v Speaker 1>the thrill will looked at each other. This is stupid, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we were back in our car and we left, so

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<v Speaker 1>so we agreed on just being this is stupid, right,

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<v Speaker 1>we all say the same time. There we went back here.

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<v Speaker 1>I just gave up on the whole thing. He was

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<v Speaker 1>like he would killed us, Bro, that's right. He came

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<v Speaker 1>out in shape. He was one of the one of

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<v Speaker 1>the combat aerobic instructors. That's right, Like those do that

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<v Speaker 1>never been to the Armor of the Marines. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>Barry's boot camp. There's one of those, bro, They're an

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<v Speaker 1>echo park man.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, that teacher that inspired you kind of are pushed

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<v Speaker 3>you in that direction? Did he Has he ever been

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<v Speaker 3>to one of your shows out of curiosity? Have you

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<v Speaker 3>ever got an opportunity to go back and thank him

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<v Speaker 3>or anything?

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<v Speaker 1>No, but they run into the people that used to

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<v Speaker 1>run that rehab. I run into one of the guys.

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<v Speaker 1>He went to my show and Las Vegas back in

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<v Speaker 1>the day. What's up, brother, donation now that you're doing well? Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy that used to run the rehab where I

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<v Speaker 1>was at, he was from this area, from San Fernando

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<v Speaker 1>and Proco in my area. Yeah. And then I guess

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<v Speaker 1>he was like a bank robber, bro. He robbed all

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<v Speaker 1>the banks in Fresno County. Yeah. And then he just

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<v Speaker 1>gave himself up to the lord. That's right, that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the move. Yeah, that's the move. Re opened up

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<v Speaker 1>a rehabit and he must have helped like thousands of

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<v Speaker 1>people quit drugs. That's right. Cool.

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<v Speaker 2>My man turned his life around. You know, Phelipe man

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<v Speaker 2>takes care of people, you know what I mean? Hooks

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<v Speaker 2>people up with tickets. But I've seen it, right, But

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<v Speaker 2>how do you feel about people that hit you up

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, yo, Bro, I'm going through this. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going through that, Bro, Please help me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sad, bro. Like I had a woman hit me up. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>She said that her mom was dying. Bro. Her mom

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<v Speaker 1>died and they needed forty five thousand dollars to bury her.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, damn, did you mama ever make

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<v Speaker 1>forty five thousand dollar him one year? Because I think

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<v Speaker 1>your funeral should be the amount of money made that

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<v Speaker 1>year that after you worked. That would be fair. My

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<v Speaker 1>mom was cremated bro, two weeks ago. Bro. Everybody got

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<v Speaker 1>to keep her ashes. Wow. Yeah, man, that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>want to die. When I died, I want to be cremated.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be a burden to my family.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get a burden them to them a life,

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<v Speaker 1>right right, that's true. I don't want to be I

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<v Speaker 1>want everybody to take my ashes with them home, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, mix it up with your weed, mix

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<v Speaker 1>it up with your coke. Smoke me, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>then like snort me. Bro. I want to see somebody

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<v Speaker 1>bleeding at the after party, Bro, I believe it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a T shirt and let me bro snort me Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>they're bleeding, Bro, what happened? Bro? Bro? I guess they

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<v Speaker 1>must to cremated him in a cheap PLP bro imanst

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<v Speaker 1>to snort it a bone and sad, Bro, like I

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<v Speaker 1>had a friend die like he died like in nineteen,

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<v Speaker 1>I had that mixed emotions that day. Man. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. But after Man, did you're still leave anything behind?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna away check in his pockets. Everybody was like, no, man,

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<v Speaker 1>he died too soon. He too had so much to

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<v Speaker 1>give give me. Bro. They were were bury this fool

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<v Speaker 1>his cell phone, No, Bro, they kept ringing during the

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<v Speaker 1>to the funeral. They shouldn't let me have it, Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>just to hear message. What happened Julio, you left all

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<v Speaker 1>mad with my motorcycle helmet you were rather you took

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<v Speaker 1>off all married mona. You know, hikes, Bro, what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? Bro? We miss you hey? After we saw

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<v Speaker 2>Would you have settled to snort him?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? Bro? To probably like cut his ashes? Brother? How

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<v Speaker 1>that's right? For sure? Yo.

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<v Speaker 2>Your wife is educated, right, She's got degrees on top

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Is that? Is that ever intimidating? Yeah? Bro, I

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<v Speaker 1>my wife a bachelor's degree and a master's degree. Crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, So I don't have to google anything, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>Just go ask her, ask her. She's got the answer.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like a five year old. Why is this guy blue?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is the sky blue? I look up? Like random?

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, why are eggs white? How? A? My wife like?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do why am I? Why do I? Why am

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<v Speaker 1>I six foot one but my legs are twenty eight? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't make sense? Right? Yeah? Man, I'm not a tall Perton.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a tall little person for real. Bro, That's what

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<v Speaker 1>when you look at my body and you see six

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<v Speaker 1>standing up right now, you are tall. But when I

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<v Speaker 1>that's short legs. Bro. That means that we were called knights,

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<v Speaker 1>Bro because the Mayans. You know, the after there were

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<v Speaker 1>Shore Bro little Warriors five foot two, five three, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>then the Mayans came in bright six two. You know Spaniards. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like mixing that you wa the pet bull Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, because I have like a great Dane body, Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>But I have a legs, That's right. They look long though,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like a centaur. Bro. Are you excited about the Dodgers? Yeah? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I went to one game last year. One game, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>right behind home play Bro. That's right. What it was

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<v Speaker 1>season on? Bro? Like how great it was to be

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<v Speaker 1>back on top again? Man? Man, Man, I'm so glad

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<v Speaker 1>man because can I remember like the eighty eight World

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<v Speaker 1>Series and then this one. Bro. I remember when Kirk

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<v Speaker 1>Gibson hit that home run. Bro. Every time I had sex,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, come, on, come on, that's right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember wh when the Dodgers lost ninety nine games Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>back in the day Bro and Tammy Soda. Was he

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<v Speaker 1>lost like ninety eight pounds? Bro? Because of us? He

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<v Speaker 1>was doing those Jenny Craig commercials right right, like when

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<v Speaker 1>I first started writing jokes, you know, and I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to be a comedian. He goes, Man, Tamalo Soda loses

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<v Speaker 1>ninety eight pounds and the Dodger lose one hundred games.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes on that Jenny Craig, Man, he should start

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<v Speaker 1>eating a game. Bro, bring back Tommy Lasagna right right,

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<v Speaker 1>breaking back. Have you ever thrown out the first pitch? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>In two thousand and ten, Yeah, I threw out the

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<v Speaker 1>first twenty eleven, I threw out the first pitch when

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<v Speaker 1>I won last Comic Standing. Oh very cool. Yeah man,

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<v Speaker 1>it was good. Bro. I'll practice in the Allegian Park

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<v Speaker 1>all day and I was practicing my knuckleball because I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to throw a knuckle And when I get there,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a mound, bro. Yes. And if you grew up

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<v Speaker 1>in the inner City, you never pasted on a mound ever,

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<v Speaker 1>not even a cardboard box. I did it. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what am I doing? You're throwing down? Yes, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>were you two like throwing straight right? Yeah, you know kickball,

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<v Speaker 1>you know straight right, But this is like up on

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<v Speaker 1>a hill, bro. Yeah yeah, man, Larry yees a rich

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<v Speaker 1>man sport. That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard a story about you and last comic same

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<v Speaker 2>You won, and then immediately you had to go on

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<v Speaker 2>tour with the guys that lost, and you guys are

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<v Speaker 2>stuck on a bus and everybody like was looking at you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, they were upset because you won. They were

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<v Speaker 1>all saddy.

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<v Speaker 2>They were all sad because every comedians are so competitive.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you bought like the driver a jacket or something,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they realized, oh man, he's just a normal guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a nice guy. He's not an asshole. Yeah man, right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We're on the bus, all six of us touring bro

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<v Speaker 1>eighty five cities, and I was a headliner at every show.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're all doing the same amount of time twenty minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>and a lot of them thought that the show was

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<v Speaker 1>rid or whatever. Yeah, you know, but I won, And

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<v Speaker 1>because I remember the guy that in charge of NBC

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<v Speaker 1>Universal was when they merged. It was the main guy

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<v Speaker 1>that was in charge of We're gonna put Friends on

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<v Speaker 1>Tuesday nights. We're gonna put whatever show after Wednesday. That dude, Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>the big shot he got. He came, he came out

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<v Speaker 1>of the corner after I won, and he goes Philippe,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, big Columbian accident. He goes congratulations. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you noticed, but you know, we had big

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<v Speaker 1>ratings in cities that we normally don't get big ratings.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the show because I was on but like

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<v Speaker 1>Pacific Northwest, Bro, like Seattle, nobody watches the NBC over there,

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<v Speaker 1>but they were watching it that day. They had like

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<v Speaker 1>eleven point two million people watching it. When I want cool,

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<v Speaker 1>that's crazy. Sure it was sad people, Bro, Yeah, sad.

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<v Speaker 1>There was one time where we went to his place

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of nowhere, Bro, like Allentown, Pennsylvania. I've

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<v Speaker 1>only heard that in songs, Bro, with Billy Joe Shining

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<v Speaker 1>down the plant in Allentown Billy Joe's song. They were like,

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<v Speaker 1>get there, Bro, and then running a front. There was

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<v Speaker 1>like these old be Hito, these old Polish couple, Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>like the seventies and they were wearing t shirts that

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<v Speaker 1>said Team Phelippe. So cool, and I'm like, whoa, bro

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<v Speaker 1>I crossed over? But like PARTRICI said, bro. I asked

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<v Speaker 1>the one time man, how do you cross over your

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<v Speaker 1>jokes so that everyone in America can understand them, not

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<v Speaker 1>just some black people and Mexicans. And he goes, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't gonna worry about that, because if you're fun,

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<v Speaker 1>you go across over to you. That's right, that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, speaking of TV, I saw you on Shifting Gears.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, bro Man.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, hey, look at Philip Man. That's a

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<v Speaker 3>good show. It's a funny, funny sitcom. Did you work

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<v Speaker 3>with Tim Allen? And then how was that?

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<v Speaker 1>Dude? He is og Man. My friend Morgan Murphy, she's

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<v Speaker 1>a writer on the show, and she wrote me in

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<v Speaker 1>one of the characters, Bob and Man. I never worked

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<v Speaker 1>on a multi camera, only works single cam because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>super stared with one camera and they just follow you

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<v Speaker 1>around and there's that camera everywhere, so you really got

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<v Speaker 1>to do it that many takes. But on that one

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a play. You know, every every scene is

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<v Speaker 1>in a different room, so all they do is shift

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<v Speaker 1>the camera to the next place and then you move

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<v Speaker 1>your body over there and you act right there. So

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<v Speaker 1>that like a play. And I don't know that about

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<v Speaker 1>cars to choose. My wife knows everything about cars too, too,

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<v Speaker 1>like my besides acting, Oh I what's concerned about was

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<v Speaker 1>not scratching Tim Allen's covered buckle. There you go, there

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<v Speaker 1>you go, Bro. I had. I had a hammer and

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<v Speaker 1>a screwdriver, bro, and I was pretending I was fixing

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<v Speaker 1>something in there. Bro. And then Tim Allen's daughter, she's

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<v Speaker 1>like a technical advisor and she she's in charge of

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<v Speaker 1>all of the cars. She told me so she knew

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<v Speaker 1>the scene and she said you have to hold this

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<v Speaker 1>too and this too if you're gonna go in there

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<v Speaker 1>like that. And then I was holding a hammer, Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>and U and a screwdriver. Bro. I was like a transmission. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>You know when if I look at the gasoline and

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<v Speaker 1>trying to start, it look like you were trying to

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<v Speaker 1>steal it. I know. Boom, Let's go Felipe.

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<v Speaker 2>As far as a raging food on Netflix, now, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just for a special, you know, Philpople, We love you

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<v Speaker 2>here man, thank you very much for your time.

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<v Speaker 1>We're having me Fool. What's up everybody? Check out Raging

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<v Speaker 1>Fool and check out my podcast What's Up Food and

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<v Speaker 1>the History for Foods podcasts where you can learn about

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<v Speaker 1>history and laugh. That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's it's it's comedy and history all in one, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>We talk about a lot of stuff, bro, like the

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<v Speaker 1>history of stand up comedy, the history of Native American

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<v Speaker 1>stand up comedy. We had a real estate problem and

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<v Speaker 1>that's the name of the book. And we had the

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<v Speaker 1>history of the Irish Uprising of nineteen sixteen. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, that's right. The history of serial killers. I

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<v Speaker 1>love that, love that. Yeah, man, Jackie is a big

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<v Speaker 1>fan of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Felippe Spars appreciated man, Netflix, Raging Food, Let's go What's

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<v Speaker 2>Up Food?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Jackie Ridge.

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<v Speaker 2>For the Cruise Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for listening to The Cruise Show podcast. Make sure

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