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<v Speaker 1>This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI

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<v Speaker 1>AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand

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<v Speaker 1>on the iHeartRadio app.

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<v Speaker 2>So why don't you send us a quick email, just

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<v Speaker 2>five bullet points, maybe something that's stuff that you do

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<v Speaker 2>all week?

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, you know, I was thinking about this all weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>How f't I would be if I got an email

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<v Speaker 1>from my boss that says, tell me what you've done

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<v Speaker 1>the last week. I mean, I was on vacation last week.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm up at my mom's this week. But even in

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<v Speaker 1>a normal week, when I'm there in Burbank and we're working,

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing the show. If we got an email on

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday night that said, hey, shoot me an email quick

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<v Speaker 1>rundown of things you accomplished this week, I would get

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<v Speaker 1>into some serious creative writing.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you could say I did Monday's show.

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<v Speaker 1>I could say I paid attention to the news alerts

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<v Speaker 1>when they popped up on my phone. You know, But

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<v Speaker 1>and I could I could definitely get into some creative writing.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we all know how to fudge what we do.

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<v Speaker 1>It just requires a little imagination.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, welcome back, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>How was spring training? Tell me everything?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>So my buddy and I our two sons, got us

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<v Speaker 2>tickets to go see the beginning of spring training basically,

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<v Speaker 2>so we were there this last weekend in Arizona. Drove

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<v Speaker 2>out there Friday night, drove back last night Saturday. We

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<v Speaker 2>saw the Giants take on the Rangers in Surprise, Arizona

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<v Speaker 2>Surprise beautiful stadium where the Rangers and I think the

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<v Speaker 2>Royals share the facility there. And then the Angels take

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<v Speaker 2>on the Guardians in Goodyear and also a beautiful stadium,

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<v Speaker 2>and both places are set up for the automatic ball

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<v Speaker 2>and strike system, which means we got to see for

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<v Speaker 2>the first time these ball and strike challenges played out

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<v Speaker 2>right in front of us.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, so, how does it work?

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<v Speaker 3>So the only thing at.

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<v Speaker 1>The risk of having people get bored to tears and

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<v Speaker 1>drive into a wall, tell me how does the automatic

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<v Speaker 1>balls and strike system work?

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<v Speaker 2>The rules are I don't on the radar and all

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<v Speaker 2>the cameras or whatever. I don't know that part of it.

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<v Speaker 2>But the rules are the picture. The catcher and the

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<v Speaker 2>batter are the only three who can challenge a ball

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<v Speaker 2>strike call by patting their hat or their helmet, and

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<v Speaker 2>they have to You have to do it immediately. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no you don't get to walk halfway to the

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<v Speaker 2>dugout and have them tell you to challenge.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to do it right away.

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<v Speaker 1>Quick question. Isn't a pat of the hat kind of

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<v Speaker 1>just common language that pictures and catchers and batters use

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<v Speaker 1>it normally.

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<v Speaker 2>It can be. It won't be going forward, I'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>you that. Yeah, but it can be.

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<v Speaker 1>And sometimes it's part of their their whole routine a batter.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you think of like no more garcia para,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, stepping out of the box back and the

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<v Speaker 2>old whole routine. Right, there was a dance routine and

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<v Speaker 2>some of those guys do tap the top of their helmet.

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<v Speaker 2>Now this is different. You make it clear and you

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<v Speaker 2>direct it to the umpire, and the umpire does it.

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<v Speaker 2>So in the first game on Saturday, there were five

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<v Speaker 2>challenges at the plate. Get you get two incorrect challenges?

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<v Speaker 3>How's that?

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<v Speaker 2>And then an everyone you win, you get to you

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<v Speaker 2>retain your challenge, just like other sports. Of the replays

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<v Speaker 2>you immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>Get sorry keep interjecting, you get two. You get two

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<v Speaker 1>challenges the whole game.

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<v Speaker 2>Two challenges the whole game. Okay, but if you're right,

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<v Speaker 2>you retain your challenge as long as you want. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't get extras when you get into extra innings either,

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<v Speaker 2>so you got to be judicious with how you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to use them. On Saturday's game, the ball and strike

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<v Speaker 2>calls were challenged five times. The umpire was wrong four

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<v Speaker 2>of those times, the one yesterday. Yesterday's game, there were

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<v Speaker 2>only two challenges that I remember, and they came on

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<v Speaker 2>consecutive pitches. One where the umpire called a ball, the

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<v Speaker 2>catcher wanted it, wanted it reviewed, and it was a

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<v Speaker 2>correct call. It was a ball by less than an

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<v Speaker 2>inch off the outside of the plate. And then the second,

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<v Speaker 2>the next pitch was a strike.

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<v Speaker 3>Three.

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<v Speaker 2>Umpire punches out the batter, and the batter immediately calls

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<v Speaker 2>for a challenge, and he was right because the ball

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<v Speaker 2>is out of the strike zone by less than a

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<v Speaker 2>half of an inch. I mean, it is that specific.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how they can be yeah, right, exactly, And.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the hard part about it. I mean, it was quick.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very quick because as soon as the batter,

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<v Speaker 2>whoever challenges, the umpire spins around to the spectators, to

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<v Speaker 2>the booth and he turns on his mic and he

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<v Speaker 2>says the batter is challenging the call of strike. Three,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody goes out, Everybody turns and looks at the scoreboard,

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<v Speaker 2>and it says that pitch is being challenged. And within seconds,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean maybe two three seconds, the graphic pops up.

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<v Speaker 2>You see the picture of the ball, the video of

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<v Speaker 2>the ball, you know, through the fake strike zone, and

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<v Speaker 2>then whether it just determines if it hits any of

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<v Speaker 2>the strike zone, it's a strike.

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<v Speaker 3>If it's out of the strike.

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<v Speaker 2>Zone, it's a ball, and then the umpire either confirms

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<v Speaker 2>the call or changes the count.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, More importantly, Ugh, tell me about the sunshine and

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<v Speaker 1>the beer and the food, and did you have any

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<v Speaker 1>dippin' dots?

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<v Speaker 2>Did not have any dippin' dots. I had a great

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<v Speaker 2>hot dog yesterday, though, Yeah you did.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you put on it?

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<v Speaker 3>Just mustard?

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<v Speaker 1>Just mustard?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that move. I like that move.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was at the Goodyear Ballpark, which is where

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<v Speaker 2>the Cleveland Guardians and the Cincinnati Reds share facility. So

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<v Speaker 2>this is a lot of Ohio corn fed milk drinking,

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<v Speaker 2>good old boys, and they like their sausage to meats,

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<v Speaker 2>like their meats.

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<v Speaker 1>Man so meats and cheese and butter.

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<v Speaker 3>That was really good. It was really really great.

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<v Speaker 2>So and it was beautiful out there, seventy five degrees

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<v Speaker 2>both days. The first day we were in the shade

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<v Speaker 2>most of the time, which was fine. But then yesterday

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<v Speaker 2>we started in the sun for like the first five

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<v Speaker 2>innings or so, and then just it went in the

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<v Speaker 2>shade kind of moved over us and it was still,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, seventy five degrees.

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<v Speaker 3>It was perfect. It was just perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Quick recap of my vacate last week. Went for a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of days. Support a varta. If you want to

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<v Speaker 1>get away from inflation Mexico people, Mexico kind of was

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<v Speaker 1>cheap and then got not cheap, and now it's cheap

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<v Speaker 1>again in terms of pesos to a dollar and in

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<v Speaker 1>terms of eating out and even you know, taxi fare,

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<v Speaker 1>uber rides whatever. Mexico is so much cheaper than us

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<v Speaker 1>right now. If you want a quick little trip, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half hour plane ride down to PV

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<v Speaker 1>nice and easy. Despite other reports, everyone is very welcoming

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<v Speaker 1>to Americans and it's cheap as hell. So anyway, so

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>Whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>What am I doing today? I'm doing this show I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to go to pants and do some grocery shopping. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>mom's got some health issues. So if you're a praying type,

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<v Speaker 1>we will take the prayers fire and deserves prayers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, folded hands and.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't shut the door on love. The pope is gonna die.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of prayers, I mean, eighty eight's are really bad, age,

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<v Speaker 1>asked ROBERTA Flack.

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<v Speaker 3>You. Oh boy, well, it's it happened, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And for my money, I don't think it gets better

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<v Speaker 1>than her cover of Will You Love Me Tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 3>That's a great that's a good didn't I didn't pull

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't pull that one. I pulled a couple of songs,

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<v Speaker 3>but I didn't pull that one.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say this when the Associated Press leads its

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<v Speaker 2>stories about the Pope with these four words, Pope Francis

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<v Speaker 2>woke up right, you know?

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<v Speaker 1>It's dire, it's yeah, you know whatever, any would asks

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<v Speaker 1>you how you do it? And you start with, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I woke up this morning, right, Uh, you're probably not

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<v Speaker 1>in good, good condition? All right?

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<v Speaker 3>So what would you say you do? Here? This elon

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<v Speaker 3>musk email that's going out?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh are you gonna? I was gonna say we should

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<v Speaker 1>ask people what have they accomplished in the last weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought it might get a little bit chippy,

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<v Speaker 1>but why not, you know, why not? Oh? Also, I

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<v Speaker 1>know we're late, but I just wanted to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>right out of the gate that you're not leaving the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you leaving the show? I got a rumor that

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<v Speaker 1>you were leaving the show. What well, Lester holds out

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<v Speaker 1>at NBC Nightly News. Oh, and I got a text

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<v Speaker 1>that you got the gig.

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<v Speaker 2>That is very weird because I had a dream that

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<v Speaker 2>someone was trying to get me to run for a governor.

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<v Speaker 3>In the state of Washington.

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<v Speaker 1>I could see that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I could not see that.

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<v Speaker 1>I could see that.

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<v Speaker 2>Vladimir Zelensky has apparently told an interview that he is

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<v Speaker 2>willing to step down as president in order to secure

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<v Speaker 2>peace for Ukraine. He said he would stand down in

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<v Speaker 2>exchange for NATO membership. As that continued negotiation goes on.

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<v Speaker 2>French President and Manuel Macron is going to be at

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<v Speaker 2>the White House today. He and President Trump are expected

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<v Speaker 2>to hold the news conference coming up about eleven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Does Zelenski think he is the problem, or if he

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<v Speaker 1>is the problem, that he's willing to step aside to

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<v Speaker 1>kind of backpedal well whatever strife. This has become.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the criticisms of him, leveled by both President

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<v Speaker 2>Trump and Vladimir Putin, is that he hasn't held an election.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what happens, That's what the rules dictate, right,

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<v Speaker 1>It's the same thing that happened in previous wars.

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<v Speaker 2>The what else lester Hole baby vaping Oh conclave took

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<v Speaker 2>the best ensemble in a motion picture.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, how apropos is that? Because we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>have a whole Who's up Next Pope extravaganza. I'm excited

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<v Speaker 1>for it. You know, there's a lot of There's one

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<v Speaker 1>guy who looks way too young to be the Pope,

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<v Speaker 1>who's like all about Mary. He devotes all of his

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<v Speaker 1>prayers and his whole bit to Mary, which is that's

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<v Speaker 1>a wild card.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like knowing who the third prospect is in

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<v Speaker 2>the Dodgers second base them.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, No, it's not I can't believe you

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<v Speaker 1>would even compare that. That's apples and oranges. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the Pope we're talking about, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>But there are people I don't know who's I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know who's in triple A to be Pope.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. I don't know who.

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<v Speaker 1>There are a lot of people that are paying attention

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<v Speaker 1>for Christ's sake.

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<v Speaker 1>You miss me.

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<v Speaker 2>You say it again, you miss The FBI, State Department,

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<v Speaker 2>and the Pentagon have instructed their employees not to comply

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the demand went out Saturday from Musk that all

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<v Speaker 1>this seems like an snl skit doesn't it. Well, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>It's just so vast, And even Elon Musk said, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>It's he just wants to see who's reading their email

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<v Speaker 2>in the first place, Like, who's going to reply this

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<v Speaker 1>This like Elon Musk reads his email. I think that

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<v Speaker 2>But this, actually, I mean, this was dominated. This is

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<v Speaker 2>me at the ballpark yesterday and Goodyear Arizona, where people

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<v Speaker 2>were like, well, I'm not replying to that email until

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<v Speaker 2>a very last minute. I've told my people in my department.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I don't know what government agency they're working for,

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<v Speaker 2>trying to figure out, how are they going to respond

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't want it. It's not hard.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not that's the problem. It's not that hard.

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<v Speaker 1>I could sit down and fudge an entire email right

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<v Speaker 1>now about what I did last week when I was

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<v Speaker 1>down and just fudge it, Okay, if you can't sit

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<v Speaker 1>down and legitimately say what you did last week, fine,

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<v Speaker 2>That is. I think the issue is who who is

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<v Speaker 2>actually doing this or who is afraid to do this?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it something that we in the private sector have

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<v Speaker 2>to do a lot of. We have performance reviews, or

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<v Speaker 2>success or not success of our show. It's measured, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a measurable thing. And all he's trying to do is say,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get some bullet points out here as to what

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<v Speaker 2>it is that you say you do around here, Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember Bob, when you first got this job and you

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<v Speaker 1>lied your way through your entire resume, do that? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's when

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>People just make things up all the time. So why

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<v Speaker 1>you couldn't just make it up? I would have been

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<v Speaker 1>one of the first in line probably if I got

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<v Speaker 1>that email Saturday night. They would have had it by

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<v Speaker 2>Well let me just let me point out that I

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<v Speaker 1>You have I do not read my email.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, because you read it, Shannon Farren, I'm so glad

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<v Speaker 4>you're back. See even if you're not, and stop beating

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<v Speaker 4>around the bush at the baseball crap. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>We all want to know because.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you.

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<v Speaker 4>Where have you been? And are you even in the

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<v Speaker 4>studio today? I mean a no wires, sports broad fuzzy

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<v Speaker 4>slippers whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I am at my mother's house. My mother wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>point out that this was the room where I'm broadcasting

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<v Speaker 1>where I was in a baby in a crib. I

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<v Speaker 1>do that when you're working from home. And she said,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's listening to the show and she goes, you

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<v Speaker 1>remember you were a baby in a crib in that room.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Okay, I'm sure people really give a crap

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<v Speaker 3>Well listen if you are.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm here all week and we have these broadcast

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<v Speaker 1>units where I get to play sounds like this.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, I thought we dismantled those. I thought we disabled those.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, So I'll be here all week.

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<v Speaker 3>I doubt it. I doubt it. Hey, what are the

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<v Speaker 3>five things you did last week?

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<v Speaker 2>Leave us a talkback feature a talkback message on the

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<v Speaker 1>They asked for five things.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, five bullets as to what you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh wow, that's pretty bare minimum.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the other thing is he's not shooting very high

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<v Speaker 2>and people are losing their ever loving minds.

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<v Speaker 3>Over this worle.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's great.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, Pope news when we come back.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Pope news, unlike your non God fearing ass.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just not Catholic. I know Catholics. This is their

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<v Speaker 2>supers a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a big freaking.

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<v Speaker 3>Deal for Christ's sake.

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<v Speaker 1>You're Joe Biden. So I have heard stories from people

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<v Speaker 1>who have been in meetings with Karen Bass that she

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<v Speaker 1>is freaking steel she is steel balls, like she is

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<v Speaker 1>a politician of the highest level when it comes to cutthroat,

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<v Speaker 1>that this is exactly who she is. I'm surprised, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>when I heard that news on Friday. I was listening

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<v Speaker 1>to you actually driving up here and I was surprised

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<v Speaker 1>that it took the I thought that she'd get the

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<v Speaker 1>acts quickly. And if you if you if you're good

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<v Speaker 1>at reading people, or even not even good, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>mediocre at reading people. When she came out and addressed

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<v Speaker 1>Kristen going to the media and throwing Bass under the

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<v Speaker 1>bus in the wake of the fire, saying that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the city failed us. We didn't have what we needed,

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<v Speaker 1>and the mayor said, and then then the report came

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<v Speaker 1>out that she was fired, and then the mayor comes

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<v Speaker 1>out it was like, no, we had a great meeting

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<v Speaker 1>and we talked. That was all total bs from go

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<v Speaker 1>and like it was obvious to many people. I think

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<v Speaker 1>at that moment that she was on borrowed time the

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<v Speaker 1>fire chief after she leveled the mayor publicly like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and listen, kra Bass is a career politician. She's

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<v Speaker 2>been at the state level. She was a member of Congress,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, she was Assembly speaker for so she's she's

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<v Speaker 2>got the bona fides in terms.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the the.

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<v Speaker 2>Sharp knives if necessary, and that was that was not

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<v Speaker 2>necessarily a surprise, But I think you're right, it was

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<v Speaker 2>the timing of it that that chief Crowley lasted as

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<v Speaker 2>long as she did after coming out on January tenth

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<v Speaker 2>and suggesting that it was the city that failed the department.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's kind of why I'm worried about your race

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<v Speaker 1>for governor in the state of Washington. Per your dream

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<v Speaker 1>last night. I just don't think you're an a hole

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I wouldn't want it.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you'd need me to help you be

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<v Speaker 1>an a hole.

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<v Speaker 2>To be there, and I would direct my communications director. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Pope Francis, they say you had a RESTful night. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>the Associated Press is on Pope death watch when every

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<v Speaker 2>story that they write starts with Pope Francis woke up.

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<v Speaker 2>They said the night went well, he's slept, that he

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<v Speaker 2>is resting.

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<v Speaker 1>Last week, my husband told me, oh, I got an

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<v Speaker 1>alert the Pope. He's got the pneumonia and both lungs.

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought he he had one lung because you

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<v Speaker 1>said a couple of weeks ago You're like, he only

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<v Speaker 1>has one lung left, and I'm like, oh, that's really bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I totally believed you. You just made that up. Why

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<v Speaker 1>would you make it up.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't make it up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's that he had he had a portion of one lung.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh when he was a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry, I was like, why would Gary?

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<v Speaker 2>When he was twenty one years old, he had he

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<v Speaker 2>had pneumonia and cysts in one of the lungs, so

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<v Speaker 2>he had to have part of a lung X six.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well this is not his first issue. He has

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<v Speaker 1>had serious health issues for a series of years. So

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<v Speaker 1>it gets us to start talking about you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>white smoke. Is it the white smoke or black smoke?

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<v Speaker 1>It's white smoke, right, it comes out when the pope dies.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's white smoke. Why am I asking a

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<v Speaker 1>non Catholic?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was when the when the they pick

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<v Speaker 3>who the I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think there's smoke that comes out when that dies, when

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<v Speaker 1>he dies or when a new pope is picked, I believe.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, he's going to die. I think we should

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<v Speaker 1>all come to grips with that. He's eighty eight years old.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you've got the conclave. The rules of the conclave.

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<v Speaker 1>There are one hundred and thirty eight electors of the

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred and fifty two cardinals. Why are some left out?

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<v Speaker 1>Because only those under the age of eighty may take

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<v Speaker 1>part in the secret ballot in the Sistine Chapel. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't under the age of eighty, which is like

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<v Speaker 1>which is you can see how many are are not

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<v Speaker 1>right right over one hundred. So there are some front runners,

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<v Speaker 1>some names that we can get into. Cardinal Pietro Peroline

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<v Speaker 1>this is the Vatican Secretary of State since twenty thirteen.

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<v Speaker 1>He's at the young age of seventy. He's the highest

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<v Speaker 1>ranking cardinal in the electing conclave. Now, in the movie

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<v Speaker 1>that just won the Golden Globe, was it?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, last night it won the SAG Awards.

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<v Speaker 1>SAG Awards. If I'm not mistaken, and I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 1>the movie, it's about the conclave. It's called Conclave, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's a pope in there that is a trans person,

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<v Speaker 1>potentially the potential pope that's a potential trans person.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe you Catholics make funny movies, so I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding? Every movie has to have a trans

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<v Speaker 1>person in it. It's twenty twenty four. If you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have a trans person in your movie, it does a

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<v Speaker 1>guy too? Oh shoot d almost the bad word. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know what I mean. I mean, you look

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<v Speaker 1>at all the nominated movies, and every one of them

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<v Speaker 3>You have to I don't know when you started hating

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<v Speaker 3>trans people.

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<v Speaker 1>It's when you started hating women.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh's it the same?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So you've got that guy, he's been the Secretary.

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<v Speaker 1>He's kind of like the safe choice. They say. He's

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<v Speaker 1>not left or right when it comes to politics. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a sensible, moderate figure. Then you've got Cardinal Peter erdu

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<v Speaker 1>This is the cardinal I think looks a little too

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<v Speaker 1>young to be the pope. This is the one who's

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<v Speaker 1>a devout Marion. What does that mean? He devotes his

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<v Speaker 1>practices to marry mother of g he's seventy two, but

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<v Speaker 1>looks like he's lived a good life of clean living.

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<v Speaker 1>He's Hungarian. He's a conservative, more conservative. He's opposed the

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<v Speaker 1>practice of divorced or remarried Catholics getting communion. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>big that's not going to fly, not in Hollywood, not

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty twenty five. Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagel, which looks

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<v Speaker 1>Asian to me. He looks Asian to me. Oh he's Filipino. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Philippino Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagel, Okay, listen, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to put anyone in a box. He's only sixty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a baby in pope years. A baby. He's criticized

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<v Speaker 1>the church's attitude and language towards gay people, onwed mothers,

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<v Speaker 1>divorced or remarried Catholic, so he's the opposite of the

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<v Speaker 1>Marian guy. He's more progressive. Here's my pick, Cardinal Matteo

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<v Speaker 1>Zoopie Zoopie. I like that a great name, right. He's

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<v Speaker 1>been president of the EPISCO Conference, which is like Catholic

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<v Speaker 1>Light of Italy, since May twenty twenty two. He's sixty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>He was made a cardinal by Francis in twenty nineteen.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been on a peace mission to Ukraine where he

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<v Speaker 1>met Zelenski. He he's he's got positive views of the

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<v Speaker 1>LGBTQ community as well. He's kind of a people blazer.

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<v Speaker 1>And then a bunch of other guys. Well, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>just the one. Cardinal Raymond Leo Burke is the other name.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a big fan of him. He doesn't look

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<v Speaker 1>as cool as the other guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe we're handicapping the next pope.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm all with Tea, I'm all about team

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<v Speaker 1>mateo keo Zoopy. I mean, come on, think, I think

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<v Speaker 1>as a global community we need a pope named Matteo Zook.

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<v Speaker 3>They're going to change his name.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, this pope's name, Pope Francis is Jorge Brigolio,

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<v Speaker 2>and they changed to the Francis. I couldn't find anywhere

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<v Speaker 2>that the smoke is used to announce the death. But

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<v Speaker 2>the black smoke means there's no decision, the fumta bianca.

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<v Speaker 2>The white smoke means there is a new pope.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, so no pope. No smoke on the death.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the pope. No pope smoke on the death.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, what happens when the pope dies? They do anything?

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<v Speaker 1>They they do make anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they smoke anything.

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<v Speaker 2>They do make an official announcement from the head of

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<v Speaker 2>the Vatican's Health Department and the Cardinal Chamberlain of the

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<v Speaker 2>Holy Roman Church, who becomes then the de facto administrator

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<v Speaker 2>for them.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like there should be some sort of pomp

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<v Speaker 1>and circumstance. It's, after all, the church, and they do

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<v Speaker 1>do the big funeral in the procession of the or anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, Gary and Shannon.

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<v Speaker 1>If the pope passes, can we expect another conclave. The

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<v Speaker 1>musical boy, Yeah, I think that you can't do that

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<v Speaker 1>in this day and age, you know, for Christs sakes,

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<v Speaker 1>give a try.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody sing along in the Vatican, waking up in the morning,

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna be poke, gonna be close to God, Gotta have

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<v Speaker 2>a ring, Gonna have my slippers, blessing everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Time is going ticking on and on everything.

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<v Speaker 3>You rush and gotta get down to the.

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<v Speaker 2>Systeine, gonna make the cross. I say my prayers in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Front pew, sitting in the back pew. We need to

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<v Speaker 1>update the sun.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's Francis, It's Francis, Francis Francis.

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<v Speaker 3>The old days.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you sound like you're going through puberty in that song.

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely was. I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen the AI images of President Trump kissing

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<v Speaker 1>Elon Musk's feet in the Oval Office? Obviously AI generated video?

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<v Speaker 1>Long Live the Real King is the bold caption. Apparently

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<v Speaker 1>hackers hijacked the TVs at the US Department of Housing

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<v Speaker 1>in Urban Development and they are playing this video kind

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<v Speaker 1>of as a pushback to Trump and Elon Musk telling

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<v Speaker 1>federal workers earn your keep, tell us what it is

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<v Speaker 1>you do here Bob Well. Now, the HUD spokesperson is

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<v Speaker 1>saying that this is another waste of taxpayer dollars and

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<v Speaker 1>resources and that everyone involved will face serious consequences. The

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<v Speaker 1>footage is very bizarre. It's a kind of cringey. It

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<v Speaker 1>is playing as professional government officials strolled down the corridors

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<v Speaker 1>business as usual, while Trump, on all these screens is

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<v Speaker 1>chomping on Elon Musk's toes. There you have it. I

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<v Speaker 1>would love that if that could happen in our building,

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<v Speaker 1>if all of those screens would make inside jokes involving management,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love that. I think that would be a real

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<v Speaker 1>boost for morale, don't you.

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<v Speaker 3>I do think there? We know the people who have

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<v Speaker 3>access to those screens. We do.

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<v Speaker 1>But wouldn't it be cooler if like our bosses were

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<v Speaker 1>okay with it, Like if they were like, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>get that you guys dig making fun of us, so sure,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead and put images of us eating each other's

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<v Speaker 1>toes whatever. I mean. It doesn't have to be the

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<v Speaker 1>toe thing. It could be anything really up with a.

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<v Speaker 3>Couple some soft egos around here. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 3>that would go. What what are.

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<v Speaker 1>You talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you serious? I am I've been really serious, really

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<v Speaker 3>serious about that.

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<v Speaker 2>People who would not take kindly to that, what would

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<v Speaker 2>you say you do?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Pray Gary. Just to let you and Elon Musk in

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<v Speaker 5>the world know, I didn't do Jack last week, and

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<v Speaker 5>I'm damn proud of it. I worked hard at not

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<v Speaker 5>doing Jack. Some people don't do jack and they just

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<v Speaker 5>don't do anything. I put some effort into it, and

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<v Speaker 5>I think that needs to be recognized. Take care Shannon,

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<v Speaker 5>praying for your mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Take care of by.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's very sweet. That's the whole point of the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Office Space is that he is valuable

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<v Speaker 1>to this company of pencil pushers and data crunchers. He's

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<v Speaker 1>valuable when he decides not to do any of the work.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the whole point of the movie. That's what makes

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<v Speaker 1>it brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a piece of American cinematic graphic history. Is that

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<v Speaker 3>we didn't do three more hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but we don't have time for terror in this guy,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're gonna forget. We'll have to get a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of them later in the show, a lot in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Five different terror in the Sky stories we're gonna get.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, Mayor Karen Bass has removed the fire chief.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll talk about this absolute baller move that she made

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<v Speaker 2>and whether or not it was a good deal bad deal,

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<v Speaker 2>and kind of the fear around city Hall now that

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<v Speaker 2>Karen Bass is a I guess firing everybody who knows.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I came across the article this morning because our

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<v Speaker 1>computers and our devices listen to us. Here's the headline,

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<v Speaker 1>the six most dangerous expired condiments in your kitchen. The

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<v Speaker 1>reason I was given this article by the Internet is

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<v Speaker 1>because it probably has listened to me get in trouble

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<v Speaker 1>for throwing things out in my mother's home, which I

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<v Speaker 1>think we all get in trouble with when we go

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<v Speaker 1>to the parents' house and we find expired things or

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<v Speaker 1>things that we deem to be no longer good. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>but this article was kind of shocking to me. Things

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<v Speaker 1>that you thought that probably didn't expire, they do. So

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get to that as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Gary and Shannon will continue right after this. You've been

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<v Speaker 2>listening to the Gary and Shannon Show. You can always

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