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Speaker 1: Yes, well, I want to hear about your your No.
Speaker 3: I want to hear about Sonny first, Sunny's weekend.
Speaker 1: No, I want to hear about you first.
Speaker 3: Dare you? Why can't you go?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll go, uh so yeah, so it was uh
it was parents weekend and okay, so you know it
was I just saw him last weekend r and I
just dropped him off like maybe a month ago.
Speaker 3: It's funny because this is just adding to the conversation.
The same with LB. I've been seeing a lot of
her and now I'm like, oh hey, it's you. Yes,
I know. It was crying the day that I moved
her in there. And now I'm just like, oh.
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, right, see you later. And he's going to
be home and for Thanksgiving in another couple of weeks
or whatever.
Speaker 3: Okay, so and then back for Christmas brand back break.
Speaker 1: I know. So it was it was so.
Speaker 3: The thing.
Speaker 1: The thing is is he does go to the university,
but his allo of his friends have their parents. Not all.
I mean, he's going to get a couple of friends,
but their parents were coming for the weekend. I tell
you about the Portland mom though, right, did.
Speaker 3: I tell you about it? No? I don't think so that.
Speaker 1: His good friend that he's there with and that does
go to the university, his mom didn't want him to
go to Eugene. So did I tell you that? Yes? Yeah,
So instead of her flying into Eugene for parents' weekend,
what she flew to Portland and had her son take
a train or whatever to meet in Portland and spend
the weekend week about well, what kind of parents weekend
is that? Like? Are you supposed to go and see
that your kids a school and things like that. I'm
weird hill to die on too. I don't want you
in that city?
Speaker 3: What does she have again? I hate Eugene, Eugene.
Speaker 1: Of I mean, come on, it's it's bizarre.
Speaker 3: How do you get hurt?
Speaker 1: I know they do, right, and it's like the sister
to Portland, Like it's not vastly that different. I just
don't get it. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, where did she want him to go because like
University of wait, yeah, University of Oregon is in Eugene,
and then Oregon State is in like Corvallis, I think,
or it's like an smaller So where was.
Speaker 1: She didn't want him even to go to that? I
think you want she wanted him to stay in California,
so or San Diego or something like that. Oh no,
I don't know. I've never met.
Speaker 3: Okay, so wow, okay. So she just she's like, if
I'm going to go to Oregon, I'm not going to stupid.
I hate Eugene.
Speaker 1: I want to go to the big I want to
go to because Eugene is small, like there's not.
Speaker 3: I get it, but like you're there to see your kids.
Speaker 1: I hear her.
Speaker 3: Know, it's go out bar hopping.
Speaker 1: So there's the big football game on set Saturday of
the weekend for parents weekend, and so, you know, studying
with the football. You know, He's like, what if you want,
you can come out and we can go to the
football game. He thought I was going to be there
with Melissa.
Speaker 3: Right, but most Melissa is like Halloween party. So so anyway,
so I flew in. There's only one airline that goes
from Burbank to direct flight to Eugene, and it's called
a Velow, which nobody's ever heard of it. I've only
heard of it because when I was going to take
LB to go see University of Oregon, even though I
did not want to pay to center there. That was
I found that out right only from literally researching that.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so, and I know this is like an
snl skit, but I live like twelve minutes from Burbank
Airport right whereas opposed I live forty five fifty to
an hour over an hour in traffic, lax, So it's
worth it. I want to go out of Burbank. So
this one airline never flew it before. It's three seats
and three seats. It's like it's like a Southwest, But
I swear to god it's smaller than Southwest.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: The seats are teeny tiny and just you it's like
you're in you know, you're smashed up against it just seems.
And then on top of it, of course, all the
overhead bins get filled up. So by the time I
get on the plane in Group C, you know, it's like, oh,
we got to check your luggage that kind of thing,
you know, And I love that. I just have to
carry it on and bring it on the plane, but no,
you gotta check it whatever. Anyway, so the flight going
out was fine, but.
Speaker 3: But so so what time did you leave?
Speaker 1: So I left on Friday Friday, okay, in the morning,
in the afternoon, and then I got in and like
in the evening, and then we had din't We went
and met for dinner, and then he was going to
go meet up with his friends. And by then it
was like late and I wanted to go to the
hotel and go to sleep because the football game was
you know, it was like daytime. It was uh, you know,
it's like eleven thirty twelve or something like that. So
went to the hotel next morning.
Speaker 3: So he was able to get the tickets. I remember
last time. Yeah, he's got a he's yeah, he was
able to get tickets. Yeah, it doesn't matter like where
the seats are or anything.
Speaker 1: It's just good. But he got really great seats. They
were like right behind the field goal the what do
you call?
Speaker 3: Oh that's so funny. That's where I sat when I
went to the UCLA game because the stude is such section.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yes, so we were by the super us.
Speaker 3: Living parallel lives. I know, I know, so crazy. Yeah,
all these years later, right, it felt when we when
our kids were super little, it felt like we weren't
living parallel lives because I was like, what kind of
crazy dream life do you have that your kids are
five and minor two? I know, God, you just must
feel like you're on a freaking cruise every day, like
it's gonna get better. And now we're like, remember we would.
Speaker 1: But one thing we did have in common is bumming
a pirates booty off people at the park. Yes, do
you have an extra diaper with the diapers? And yes,
the diaper bag at home? Yes? So so the next day,
you know, so I we meet. We planned to meet
like close to the stadium and uh, oh.
Speaker 3: So you were just meeting up with him you didn't
like go get him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it didn't make sense for me to
take an uber to go to him and then to
get back into uber and go to We were gonna
kind of walk, I guess from his place to the stadium,
but he said, why don't we meet instead, I'll just
meet you. Don't come here, We'll just meet at some
restaurant and then from there we'll we'll walk over to
the stadium, so have the car drop you off. Anyway,
So it was a nice walk. And you know, in California,
the weather is just hot, except for today, hot all
the time. It was nice to wake up with this,
like the cloudy weather, but yet sunshine, sweater weather, my gosh.
And like the wind is blowing with the leaves like
autumn leaves. You know, it's like you never see that
out here blowing around unless it's the Santa Anna wind.
It was just really a beautiful day. It felt like fall.
It felt like, oh, you know, we're going to a
football game, and it just it felt nice. It was
a really nice day.
Speaker 3: Did Sunny come alone or his friend was, no, just
it was just just you two were going to get together, yeah,
because his friends were.
Speaker 1: And then most other friends. Ulissa wasn't there, and then
his other friend they're all with you know, they were
with parents. When I got on the flight, everybody was
dressed in duck gear, like you know, oh that's kind
of cute, all ducked out as they say, and they
were like yeah, they were yellow and green. Lot you know,
going a lot of parents going for parents weekend. Same
on the way home, sat with parents. I mean, it
was I mean, the flight was full, but most mostly
everybody on that flight was parents coming home because it's
it's one it's like one flight a day to Eugene,
so Sunday night, it's like all parents coming back. So
that was it was cute. Yeah, it was nice. It
was cute. So we went to the game, had the
best day ever. It was so fun. You know, just
being in a college football game is fun. And I
only went the other time well gone of like UCLA games,
but it is the only time that I went recently
was with Natalia when we went to u of A.
But it was like she was just we were checking
out the school, you know, it wasn't like this was
you know, this is like his neighborhood, his It just
it just felt so cool and and different.
Speaker 3: It was it different.
Speaker 1: It's different, Yes, it does when your kid's there, yes, yes,
and just meeting everybody around. Everybody's high five in each other,
like you know, and we met people behind us and
uh sunny exchange like snap chat info or whatever. I
don't know. Yeah, it was, it was. And then you know,
other parents at the game with their kids. It just
felt so like it was, you know, this community feeling
and this camaraderie and then it was a blowout like
they won. They won, so uh, yeah, it was nice.
Did you watch the game? It was on?
Speaker 3: Was Onb's been doing well because don't forget number one.
Never forget that. The one UCLA game that I've gone
to was against organ right, and it was a blowout
for Oregon.
Speaker 1: They're number one UCLA.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it was not very enjoyable for us, right.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: I remember I was texting my friend who was there,
one of my neighbors, and she was like and she
was like, oh, did you leave or whatever? We had left,
Like I mean we were like whatever, thirty points behind
or something, and so we had left and then she's like, oh,
did you leave already? And I go, yeah, I left.
I go who who? Who won? We're just kinda.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it was. It was a blowout. But it's like,
how often do you get to go to a college
football game, especially when your kid is in that neighbor
going to school, and especially when they're number one in
the country right now? Like, how often do you get
to do that? Yeah, it's really it was really fun.
It was really cool. And talked about the Aaron Hernandez
story the whole time, talks sunny Zier Off because I'm
obsessed with that show. I'm all caught out.
Speaker 3: Now had you watched it when? Or did I? Did
you get that info from me?
Speaker 1: From you? Yeah? And I was so good, yea, so good.
Speaker 3: The next episode you're listening on Tuesday? I think it
drops tonight.
Speaker 1: Does it? Is it tonight? Come out eight? It's so
sad and so good.
Speaker 3: So I so after the kid who's playing Aaron Hernad's amazing,
so good. I feel like it's.
Speaker 1: Him, right, I know, I know. And and so I
watched a lot of it, like as I'm you know,
waiting for the plane getting on the plane, like I
was a dickt I was like I wanted to get
to the hotel. So I could watch get got caught up.
And then when we're watching the football game, like, well,
you know in the Aaron Hernandez show, they show the
combine the combine, and what is exactly what happened to
Urban Meyer? Didn't some scandal happen? Like and then I'm
like not to bring up Aaron Hernandez again, But he's like,
all right, do you know anything else about sports college
sports other than Aaron Hernandez. You know, he was on
the Gators. You know, whatever happened to Uh uh, what's
the I asked, Sonny, what happened to the quarterback for
the the Gators? Who was hot for a while? What's
the quarterback for the Gators? It was hot Tim Tebow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well he wasn't even that he was he was.
It wasn't that he was hot because he was such
a good player. It was that he was sort of
notorious because he was super religious, right, he was like
judging everybody? Oh he did. Yeah, he was big and
then and he was so he played at the same
time as Aaron Hernandez. Did you know that look at us?
It's easy right, Yeah, they were teammates.
Speaker 1: So yes, and now you got drawed to the Broncos.
Speaker 3: Grow something Kowski, Thank you exactly. That's took the words
right out of my mouth. They were both this was
a new thing, both tight ends. They were both tight ends.
Hadn't been done before. Okay, it was kind of a
new thing. Yeah, I hadn't been tried before I met Gronkowski.
By the way, you did have a picture with him
on my Instagram. Really, yeah, he was.
Speaker 1: It was we were doing a Corolla drinks event in
Vegas and it was by the pool and he was, like,
you know, out there drinking. He has this like headband on.
He just looks like the biggest frat doufa sy dufus guy,
but super nice, really nice. Yeah, took a picture with him.
This was years ago, but anyway, so yeah, so I'm
dropping a lot of Aaron references.
Speaker 3: I love, love, love though that our sports references are
like from watching crime dramas about football, But now I
feel like I know a lot about football.
Speaker 1: It's yes, I highly recommend that show to watch. It's
on Hulu. Yeah, it's done by Ryan. Everything is done
by Ryan Murphy. Now I know the fuck I see
his name on everything I.
Speaker 3: Know because he did the Monsters thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, doesn't he he also did all this.
Speaker 3: He should do the Casey Anthony story. If you want
to have the Casey Anthony story. Okay, I'm referencing right
now Patreon that you will get tomorrow if you're a
Patreon member. But this will be so funny.
Speaker 1: To you, right, you will be laughing. You will laugh
tomorrow when you look at Patriarch, You're gonna be like, oh,
that was slick slick reference. Right.
Speaker 3: But if they want to bring back that's how he
could maybe have a resurgence of the Casey Anthony.
Speaker 1: I said he should do the Casey Anthony thing. Yes,
although I hear he's doing the uh. The next Monsters
one is the about the guy I don't know his name,
but he's the serial killer that was based uh, the
Silence of the not Silence of the Lambs, the Texas
Chainsaw massacre. The guy like skinned people ed something. Oh,
he was a serial killer. He was big in Wisconsin.
He didn't play football.
Speaker 3: Everybody knew him in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: Everybody knew him in Wisconsin. He was it was back
in like the salon.
Speaker 3: Are you are you googling right now?
Speaker 2: Why googled? Ryan Murphy and his next project seems to be.
It's called American Love Story and it looks like it's
between JFK Junior and No.
Speaker 3: No, no, no no. Look, yeah, he's got a million serial
killer Wisconsin. See if gets get a hit.
Speaker 2: Well, I googled another one. But that's not us, that's
not it.
Speaker 1: It's something and he was on Remember did you see
the show mind Hunters where they went.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know who you're talking about. Isn't that the
one that was like weirdly close to his mom?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, he was obsessed with his mom. Yes. In fact,
I also heard that Psycho was was written about him,
but I thought Psycho came out earlier before he was around.
Speaker 3: Before he was Yeah, Psycho is a super but.
Speaker 1: No, he's from the sixties too. Oh he is, that's
what I heard.
Speaker 4: So, yes, it does say.
Speaker 2: Murphy's next subject for his Monster series for Netflix.
Speaker 4: Will be Ed Gain.
Speaker 2: Yes, the plainfield man who confessed in nineteen fifty seven
to killing two local women and to digging up bodies
from graveyards and using body parts and skin to make
everything from trophies to lampshades.
Speaker 3: Okay, right, well that guy for sure was obsessed with
his mom, right right, And and so that I think Psycho.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, yeah, that Psycho was based on him. We
have just broken.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, does anybody know? Did anybody know that?
Speaker 3: I think I think people have just learned a little
bit today.
Speaker 1: That Psycho is based on Yeah, Ed Gaines, Ed Gain.
Speaker 3: Had to be.
Speaker 1: It had to be.
Speaker 3: Makes a perfect sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she in Psycho. He dressed like his mom. Yes,
and he was very close he wres Yeah, weirdly close
with his mom. Yes, yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: No one's ever said that before, but.
Speaker 2: There's a couple of articles the who inspired Psycho?
Speaker 4: Ed Gain?
Speaker 3: Okay, well you have to dig for that.
Speaker 1: You have a still Oh my god, come on, we're
teaching our people exactly.
Speaker 3: We're here doing this silver barrels as to you don't
have to do the googling.
Speaker 1: We just did it for you.
Speaker 3: You're welcome. Yes, okay, So you're at the game, you're
dropping the air and Hernandez stuff. So what did you
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Speaker 3: Okay, so you finished the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we had a great time at the game,
and then we walked back to Sunny's place. It was
about a twenty minute walk, but it was really nice
because you're walking out, you're walking with the fan, everybody's
going kind of in the same direction, and we we Yeah,
Sonny had to talk to me about more sports, just
a lot. Oh, there was a UFC fight that happened
in Saudi Arabia that morning, so he recorded it. So
he didn't want to look on the line to see
who won yet. So he wanted to get back to
his place. Did you watch the fight?
Speaker 4: But there was a fight this weekend talking about.
Speaker 1: Yes, so he wanted to get back to his you know, apartment.
He really wanted to his his friends back home. We're
texting him like, oh wait, do you see this fight?
Blah blah blah. So then we went back to his place.
He watched the fight. What did we do? Oh? I
started promptly cleaning. Okay, okay again, Well this is those times.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah he was here, you're right y, Yes, so
I haven't been there in a while. It's been a month.
Speaker 1: Not really that bad, but yeah, it looks basically in
a version of his whole bedroom, like his bathroom was
a mess.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine Sonny on his own thinking to change
his sheets.
Speaker 1: That's thank you. I had to. I showed him when
we moved in, but I showed him again. But no,
there's no way this kid is going to get a
duvet on his on his comforter. I tried to show
him again, He's like, wait, what, like you put the corner.
Speaker 3: I literally just last night had to put my duvet on,
and I was doing it at midnight because that's when
the dryer was done. And John's like, is there any
way I can help you with this from the outside
because I'm like, I'm crawled into the middle of it,
under it, and John's like, can I help you in
any way? And I was like, no, leave me here
to die now.
Speaker 1: It sucks. And then do you do the thing where
you tie the corners?
Speaker 3: No, that's a pretty I could, it has the little
ties in it, but I don't know how to do it,
so I just do it the old school way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it because I had to size.
Speaker 3: We have a king size, so it's like ten times.
Speaker 1: Worse, right, Yeah, that's that's the worst. Yeah, the bigger
Well his is a twin extra long, so not that bad,
but still as he was like, he's never gonna do it,
so I washed his sheets. The other thing is the
socks I forget about, like is out of control, just
so many socks and they're all fucking inside out when
you watch them, and you gotta like take them back.
So okay, So I said, like, let me just we'll
get i mean clean a little bit tomorrow Sunday. I
don't have to leave until my flight didn't leave until eight,
eight o'clock at night. Oh okay, So I said, I
have all day. I'll come back and tomorrow I'll do laundry,
watch football. So I'll save the laundry for tomorrow. So okay.
One thing I didn't count on is in his building,
the laundry room. It's Sunday. Of course they're all taken.
So now it's like waiting, waiting, waiting. Then I go
back down and check. And this kid, his fucking machine
was over forty five minutes ago. Is he ever gonna
come get a shit out of his machine? And I'm like, okay,
the other ones are going, this one machine is it
was gone. I don't know where did this kid go,
but he was gone for so long, Like is he
ever gonna come back? You know, I'm waiting. So anyway,
we're you know, we're watching football. We order food and
that was nice. That was fun, you know, hanging out
with him. Dust the dust was just out of control, vacuuming,
you know, so doing all that stuff, and now it's
getting like, okay, I have to leave for the airport
in like two hours, and I'm still waiting for washing machines.
So finally one way opens up. It fills a sunny's
dirty clothes. It fills the whole machine. Now you need
another machine. Of course, no you can only there's like
only four machines, so the other ones were taken. So
I'm like, oh boy, okay, well maybe I could wash.
I'll wash the socks with the dark clothes, like get everything,
you know. And so now I'm cleaning. I'm doing this
lun I'm washing this stuff. Now the machine's over. Now
it's time to put everything in the dryer. D no dryers.
And there's one bath mat in a dryer and it's
done and it's dry.
Speaker 3: We'll take it out.
Speaker 1: And I was like, should I take it? I know,
I know.
Speaker 3: I was like, take it out and put it on top.
Speaker 1: I was thinking. I was like, okay, I'm gonna I'm
gonna give it. Let me come back. So then I
come back, it's still sitting there. So then I was like,
I don't I don't. I don't want to be like
the mom in the laundry room and go like oho.
But so the girl comes in and she was like,
oh gosh, I'm so sorry, and then she took it
out and then she got her other stuff out. So
now but now now two dryers. Anyways, the point is
it was now on the clock because I got all
this lunglaundry that I want to fold put away. I wanted, like,
you know, especially the socks, which we're at it. It's just
so many of them. And I'm at his apartment now
now it's like, okay, I gotta leave for the airport
in half an hour. Now, I take everything out of
the dryer. It's still damp. I said, I don't care.
It's still damp. But let me hang everything. It'll dry,
hang everything, and you know, and he's helping me, but
not really like it's like, I can bring you some
more hangers. Who are you hanging it in his in
his closet. It's a closet damp, it was still some
of them were dry, some were damp. So yeah, I
was just tying hanging him on a hanger in his closet.
Speaker 3: Why well, why didn't you just leave it in the dryer.
Put it in the dryer, and then let him take.
Speaker 1: Him track it out. I want to trust now he
hasn't done laundry there yet, right, you know, I don't know.
I wanted to get everything put away as much as possible,
so and and I knew the sock I was the
socks thing was what's killing me because I know this kid,
he's never going to go through his socks and match
him up and folk, you know, and hook each other up,
you know, and put him away there. He's gonna just
leave all his socks in a pile and that's gonna
be that.
Speaker 3: And I and his place is so small, like I
wanted everything put away so he you know, I didn't
want to leave him with a pilot laundry.
Speaker 1: So I know he whatever. So I got all his sides.
So now I'm like, okay. Now he's telling me, you know,
the airport's only fifteen minute drive from here. It's a
small airport. He said.
Speaker 3: When I went, I got through security, they don't even
ask you to take out your laptop. And I said
that yeah, and.
Speaker 1: He's like no, yeah, and he said, you have to
take off your shoes, but you don't have to take
the laptop out. He was right about that, and he's like,
it's you know, it's like Burbank. It's a small airport
and it's Sunday night. But I knew my flight was booked.
I mean it was full. So now I'm like, okay,
it's seven o'clock. My plane leaves at seven fifty five.
Oh shit, yeah, and I'm still folding socks. And now
I'm like, okay, I think I gotta go sunny. So
I get it all done, I finish it. I get
it done, and he walks me. I takes my suit
case out. They called it Uber and then the Uber
takes like ten minutes because in Eugene, they don't really
come around that often, right, so it takes like eight minutes,
you know, to ten minutes to pick up.
Speaker 3: So now what time is it?
Speaker 1: So now I okay, So the Uber picks me up.
Speaker 3: It says you will arrive at Eugene Airport at seven
twenty seven. My flight leaves at seven fifty five. Okay,
that's still not that bad. I'm thinking, because if it's small.
Speaker 1: Right, but I know that they're already boarding, and I
know that when I went out to Eugene. When I
left on Friday, I got I mean, I got to
the airport, like I don't know, I don't know, half
an hour before the flight left. As I'm going through security,
I hear they're calling my name. They're going flight to
Eugene Lynette Corona. Like they're calling a couple of passengers.
You're already booked in, Like get on the plane because
everybody was on the everybody was on the plane. And
if they'll leave early, if they have everybody on the
plane right, So they're like waiting for me and like
two other people as I'm going through security. So now
I'm running to get so that freaked me out. So
now I'm like, oh my god. Now I'm looking at flights,
like when's the next flight out of here? Next one is,
you know, tomorrow morning, Monday morning. So anyway, I get
to the airport, I get dropped off at seven thirty.
I walk into the airport. There's nobody there. I've never
probably I don't. They were already get it, they were
already at their gate. There was nobody in security, nobody.
I never had that happen ever in my life. I
run up. It's like, first of all, all the stores
are closed. You never the chains are down that the
cages are every every store, every everything is closed. And
it's not even eight o'clock yet. Eugene airbors so weird
A sandwich? No, well by the gate there was other places,
but when you're walking in it was a complete ghost down.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: So what I run? I get right through security. He says,
you don't want to take your laptop out, go right through.
Then I run and he goes, Okay, the airline available.
Air is all the way at the end. Just take
the escalator and I'm running like oh, j through the
thing and I'm running. I get to the gate and uh,
They're like, okay, final, you know, final, the final group
can get on the plane.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Now there's like still like thirty people boarding the plane
at plenty of time.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So I got on the plane, which was in the
nick of time, which was great. And then when we
got to Burbank, hot, oh my god. This we get
to Burbank. When I parked, I valeied because I was
kind of cutting it close. So I valeied at Burbank. Okay.
Some times they you know, they'll give you the ticket
and on the ticket it'll say when you arrive, text
this number and we'll pull the car out or whatever.
I'm looking at the ticket when we land and there's
no there's no phone number to text on this ticket.
So I'm like, okay, so now I get to I
guess you have to go to the office anyway, the
valet office. You pay, you know, and you give them
the ticket, you pay, and then you they get the car.
Speaker 3: Right, So you're in your mind, you're just like, well,
so it's just we're just talking about a little extra time.
Speaker 1: Right, right. So I'm thinking, okay, I'm just gonna go
to the airport and just there's always the same little
old ladies. There's two of them all the time, like
because when I go to Vegas and stuff, I just
it's easiest. I just pull in my park what.
Speaker 3: Places this because I know Burbank long term parking, but
this is like near Burbank Airport.
Speaker 1: It's in the airport. Yeah, it's like right, it's right
when you pull in the valet. Yeah, okay, yeah, it's
right airport official valetta. Yes, So I pull in. So
I've been thinking I'm going to go to the office.
So I get off the plane and I get my bag,
and I don't have to wait, you know, I don't
have to go to the get my check luggage. I
get my bag off the thing, and I'm walking to
the office to get my car and there's usually nobody there.
I mean, you just walk in, you pay, and you leave,
and then they bring you the car. Well, there's a
line out the door of like ten people. Well, oh,
what's this line? Apparently everybody else had the same ticket too.
Their system. There's a thing on the window. Our systems
are down. We have to do everything manually, including the
credit including if you pay with a credit card. They
have to do every everything manually. Everything they can't just
like go on the computer. So I'm like, okay, now,
it's like it's ten thirty whatever. I fell asleep on
the plane and I because I was sweating. I was
like folding clothes, you know, half hour earlier, and I
was I was really tired. I got on the plane,
I went right to sleep. I slept for two hours.
So I felt like you know, when you wake up
and you feel energized, you're like, oh, you know, I
felt like okay, So it was like a wake Anyway,
it's like ten thirty. I'm waiting in line. The line
is moving really slow. I get up there now, I
look behind me. I swear to God, I should have
taken a picture. There was a line all the way down.
All these people that got off my flight that checked
luggage were now waiting in line for their cars with
little kids and stuff, and the line these two little
old ladies behind the counter are only going as fast
as they can. You know, they're like, they're they're they're working,
but they're not. But I'm like, you guys know the
systems down. Obviously you knew the system was down on
Friday because you gave everybody the same ticket. Don't call,
you know, come to the office. Why isn't there anybody
else helping these ladies? You know, Yeah, there's just two.
There's other cash register.
Speaker 3: This is an airport. Yes, it's not like a little
mom and pop.
Speaker 1: No, but that's what it felt like. I felt like
these little I felt bad for them, and I really
felt bad for all the people behind me. It was
those poor people. There was probably like the rest of
it felt like the whole plane was like in mine.
There was like at least fifty people and the line
was moving so slow. I mean, you could imagine how
slow everything went.
Speaker 3: You know, they should have just let people go get
their cars. That's I was been like, I was that.
Speaker 1: I was thinking that too. I was. I was thinking
the same thing, like just fucking go get your cars
or you know, I don't know how you pay for it, like,
you know, because you have to pay by the day
and they got to look at your ticket.
Speaker 3: I don't know how this money. Then they feel like
it's free. Right, we're screw screwed up, yeah, because that
whatever happened.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean I'm sure those people were in
line until way past midnight and they had little kids
and stuff. It just but anyway, that was that was
my night. That was my weekend.
Speaker 3: So you finally got your car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I flew home, got home, got home, and
then could not sleep right right right the rest of
the night. Couldn't sleep, okay, and especially when I know
I have to go do the podcast in the morning. Yeah,
so I'm like, go to sleep, go to sleep. You know,
it's like two o'clock, three o'clock, four o'clock. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Oh well, let's take a quick break and then we
have more. And then I do have good news about
Phil oh yeah, yeah, he had his surgery and everything
and uh no cancer. Oh really not in any of
those spots. Oh great, it was great, But why the rush?
Speaker 1: Why did I get to you know, like I remember
her going like, oh, this is the this is a
mass this looks like a mass cell tumor and she
literally said that, and we're going to send it for biopsy,
but you know, he needs to get it removed. And
I've said okay, and she's like yeah, like in the
next week. That's why I you know, I so, I
don't know, but it's great news that he doesn't have cancer.
But then I look back and it's like, well, why, okay,
I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like they all do that.
Speaker 1: They do, don't they.
Speaker 3: I've never met a single vet that didn't like, want
you to do some kind of surgery on dogs. Yeah,
and I mean, well, I will say that the vet
that we use now is pretty amazing and has said
you don't want to do that, but yeah, they usually
want to treat stuff that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what outside don't like you call them.
You go, well, my dog is feeling sick, or my
dog ate this or something, Well you got to bring
them in gotta bring Yeah, we can't tell you, you know,
gotta bring him in, gotta do blood tests. And it's like,
well but really, like he ate, I don't know, soy
sauce packet? Does it? Do I have to bring him
in right?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Or can he just shit it out?
Speaker 3: Also, I don't like it when they say, like, you
can send a picture, but then they're like, yeah, you
gotta bring him in. Like are they ever gonna look
at a picture and go, oh it seems fine? I
know exactly, Like, then what's the point needing the picture?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Why did I go through all that taking the pictures,
sending it to you? Yeah, go ahead and bring him in?
And do you want to make it a point?
Speaker 1: And they never go no, it'll be fine, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: Never, They never go like, yeah, that seems pretty minor, right,
it'll just heal on its own.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Never.
Speaker 3: No, I know with kids stuff too, although I do
like the the advance of technology that we can like
take a picture of stuff and put it on the
internet to our friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's this? Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 3: Always that Sometimes though there's like a Reddit thing. There's
a lot of dog advice on Reddit. It is so
crazy because Almost all of it is people that have
stuff that seems pretty serious going on with their dogs,
and then most people are like why are you on Reddit?
Asking for why are you not at the emergency vet
right now? You know, they'll be like, I don't know.
My dog is like you know something bad, you know
something bad? My dog is like fuck collapsing on the floor.
Or one person had a thing that was like this
looked like this giant. They said, my dog's like jaw
like explo like it was like this huge, look like
a tumor. And they're like, that's as of like they
woke up this way. And people are like, oh my god,
go to the hospital immediately, like why are you on Reddit?
Why are you taking a picture? And going is this weird?
Like so, yeah, it's really fucking weird.
Speaker 1: It's scary. Go right, what are you doing? I know
it's so bizarre.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so I like a little crazy. Well, maybe
do I save this story for Friday? Yeah, I will
tell you just a little bit about So we had
our big fundraiser, the kids' school harvest Fest, and it
was first of all, you know, they say twenty percent
of the people do eighty percent of the work yes,
it is so true about this school where my kids are.
I'm doing a lot of work and it's fine. But
it's just funny that like when Elbe was at her
big public high school which was called Taft, which doesn't
matter because she didn't go there anymore, which was you know,
like three thousand kids or something, I set foot in
there like one time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like first of all, I went there on orientation, like
on the day that you go there with your kids
before ninth grade, and then I went to a back
to school night ninth grade. Now tenth grade was COVID, yes,
and then eleventh grade who could I couldn't be bothered,
and same with twelfth grade, but obviously, But it's just
other than that one time I went there to check
lb out because she was sick. I did not do
one thing. I wouldn't know anything about any kind of volunteering.
But now with this high school with Sadie and Xander,
it is like back to elementary school days. Yes, it's
a lot like and I kind of wish that I
was the kind of person that was like, well, my
name's Paul, that's between y'all, like you know, it'll get done.
Like I'm not gonna like, oh, you need me to
just send a little money. There are parents who I'm
sure have like never been seen at school. I don't
know what it is, what kind of fucked up people
pleaser thing that I have where I'm like, you know,
I made the mistake ninth grade of contacting the woman
that's become a little notorious on them on Patreon that
was in charge of stuff and saying like, hey, maybe
I could do this fundraiser. And then after that they
were like I was just my name was added to
all the things, and I was at all the meat,
and then I would go to the meetings and then
they'd be like, we need a volunteer for this. That's
how I got sucked into the staff breakfast thing. Yes,
was remember me saying, well, maybe we could kind of
do it like this, and then the woman going I
don't have the broad you take it, and I was
like all right, and then all of a sudden I
got this big job. And that was the same thing
with this year, where I was like somebody I'm friendly
with was like, hey, you want to be the co
chair of the fundraising committee, And I was like, what
is that ntail that seems hard, and she was like,
oh no, it won't be like and I was like, okay,
cut to being drowned in emails, Yes, okay. But as
I said, somehow I became in charge of I did
not take it on. I never said, hey, why don't
I be the silent auction baskets person. I never said that,
but I was like, hey, I think I could get
some stuff for this. You know, somehow there's just not
enough people doing stuff, so nobody was doing it, and
I didn't want my co chair of the fundraising community
to be in charge of all of it. She was
doing so much other stuff that I could not be
bothered with. She's very detail oriented. I'm really not detail oriented.
I'm a big ideas person. I'm like, here's a good idea,
see if you can make that one. You know, I
don't want to be the person who makes it work.
I have no follow through. I'm not good at that,
and I let a lot of things slip through the cracks.
So if you try to follow up with me on
something and you go, whatever happened with this, there's a
very good chance I'm going to be like, what whatever
happened with what? Remember the thing that we talked about
last week that I sent you four emails about that
you were supposed to call. Oh, I didn't do that, sorry, Like,
could we just hey, what about this other big idea?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: How about we do it this way? And then they go,
I'm the kind of person that says stuff and then
somebody else ends up having to do a thing that
they didn't want to do but that I brought up,
you know, kind of like that.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: I was really trying though, to kind of turn over
a new leaf. And I literally said to my CoA chair,
her name is Nancy, she's super nice. I was like,
you know what, do not worry about the silent auction
or the baskets. Meanwhile, she'd already worried about it quite
a bit. She'd brought in a bunch, she'd coordinated with
a lot of parents, so I'm sure she was kind
of like, oh, really, don't worry about it. I just
worried about it for the past month. But I was like,
from here on out, I got it. And then, of
course there were a bunch of things I didn't got.
You know, there were a lot of emails from me
to her going, hey, what happened to the did we
ever have this, or her saying did you have this?
And anyway, but I did. I remember, I think I
told you that. There was a meeting and I said, guys,
I'm not crafty, I'm not good at making baskets. Who's
going to help me? And then a couple of moms
were like, I'll help you. I'm good at that. Sure enough,
they were freaking great at it. People came in, people
were super helpful. So a lot of stuff got done,
like in the days before. So the day of this thing,
which was Saturday, I mean, we did not have enough
people setting up. We were setting up an entire like
imagine like a carnival. Yes, a bunch of kids who
were supposed to be in charge of stuff just didn't
really show up. So there were like certain booths that
the kids were supposed to run that they just didn't come,
which I get it. It would have totally been me
senior year of high school. Like I'm sure a lot
of these kids woke up in the morning and they were.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, shine that noise, Yeah yeah, just not going
to do it.
Speaker 3: But then you got a bunch of moms who are like, well,
what is happening with the aqua Fresca booth or whatever,
and they're like, yeah, there was a student. I don't know,
they're not here, Well are they coming, because if they
are not putting up a hand painted sign if there's anyway.
So there was a lot of pandemonium. Then we couldn't
get internet spot We're supposed to be taking tickets, selling tickets,
so I was supposed to be in charge of selling tickets,
but I couldn't get on the internet to be able
to take people's credit cards. So there was one person,
the woman who's in charge of everything, who's new to
it this year, who I absolutely love, nothing but good
things to say about her. And you know, it just
goes to show you that like last year, someone else
was running it and made everybody a little crazy. And
this woman was like super calm about everything, and I
was stressing out, just going I can't get the I
can't get the internet to work, so I can't get that.
But she was like, Okay, we can only do we
can only do what we can do, Like if there's
nothing we can do about that. I was like, are
you in the non drinking and doing better at it
than I am? Anyway, it was a little bit crazy.
Kids played in their bands. Well John Te, yeah, well no,
I have another story for you on Friday. But it
was like it was it was like day the kids,
they both their bands play and I can post some video.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cute.
Speaker 3: It was like a really ended up being a nice day.
But here's what I was going to say too. So
I got there at ten am. The thing didn't start
till three, and it went three to six. So then
so I was so sore and my feet hurt so bad.
Imagine we were running back. It's like a pretty big
space where the school is, and I was going back
and forth. You're getting chairs, you're getting tables, you're going
back to get decorations. I was so uncomfortable toward the
end of the day. But then like the fucking people
didn't A lot of people didn't stay to help clean up.
And that's where you start going like, all right, I
get it that you didn't want to get there five
hours early to help set up. I get that you're
but like, help move the freaking chairs back in, Like
this is your school too, and students too. A bunch
of kids just sitting around on their phones, like hanging out.
And then I became that person where I was like hey, hey,
I was like, guys, like, do you see all the
chairs over there? Like can you guys? Well, first I
was nice about it. I was like, hey, is there
any way you guys can help move the chairs. I've
got John, like there's a ton of chairs. There's like
fifty chairs, and I'm like starting to do it myself.
And then I see all these kids. I'm like, hey,
can you guys help with the chairs? And they were
some of the guys were like chure, okay, So they
go they bring like one round of chairs in then
they all go cars back down and I was like, oh,
hell no, yeah, and then I was like hey, I
was like they're not, like we shouldn't be doing this
all ourselves. You guys go to this school, can you
help out? And they're like oh, okay, sorry, huh. And
then they helped with more chairs. But yeah, by the
end of the day, didn't they have.
Speaker 1: Sign up like like with Kaylin school and stuff with
the parents have to be there a.
Speaker 3: Yes, But some of the people just didn't show up
some of the yes. So it was the people that
signed up ended up having to do like everything. Like
I had John over like running this obstacle course and
taking tickets, and he told me that at one point
hit our kids were performing. So he tried to walk
away from the He's like it was pretty dead. So
I walked away, and then he looks over and a
bunch of kids just start running over there, like they
see nobody manning the obstacle course. So they it's like
one of those blow up obstacle courses. It's really for
kind of younger kids. And he goes, I walk away
for a minute, and I'm like, hey, he said he
so he missed videotaping. I videotaped the rest of the
song because he you know, he became like get up, Yeah,
my obstacles kids and their obstacle course. Yeah, he goes
running over there. He's like, hey, where's your ticket or whatever?
So but he so he was there like the whole time.
I'm at the ticket booth the whole time. Then I
got to be watching my silent auction booth and like
getting people to sign up for stuff, and it was
just it was a crazy day. But uh was it fun,
I guess. But we raised a bunch of money.
Speaker 1: Well that's good.
Speaker 3: Apparently last year they just broke even Oh really Yeah,
so this year we made like no, like five grand
or something that was great for our little school. It
was pretty good.
Speaker 1: You yeah, all because of your baskets.
Speaker 3: Probably maybe a little bit because of that, but no,
partially a lot of these baskets that we got, like
nobody was bidding on stuff, which I kind of felt
like a little bit like I told you so. Yeah,
silent auctions are good for like really big events where
people have money, right, not for like poor small schools.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, nobody's gonna bet on Oh we had we
were giving away tickets to a live to the after
the final rows of the Golden Bachelorette. Somebody donated that.
Not one person bit on it.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like there were a couple of our big ticket
items people did not spend money on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. People, maybe they're jaded. I don't know, Like I
feel like that would have gone over well in like Cleveland.
Speaker 3: The things that went overwell were the baskets. So half
of it was silent auction and half of it was
like you drop a ticket in for the item you
want to try to win, And it was like I
had a bunch of kick ass baskets that were like
makeup and like skincare and gift cards and dinner out
and people were donating wine bottles. So we were putting
together like these beautiful wine baskets and like those got
a lot of interest.
Speaker 1: That, well, that's probably the way to go then, yeah,
instead of going through all that trouble to get tickets
to this or that.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I guess so yeah. But anyway, so
that was that. Now, Kaitlin, you volunteered at your kids thing, I.
Speaker 4: Had more volunteer hours to do. Yes. This time it
was it was at night. It was uh what was it?
Speaker 3: Was there an actual Halloween?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It was called trunk or treat. So they decorated a
bunch of the trunks of cars with their own For.
Speaker 3: A minute, I literally said trump, Trump or treat, and
I was like, what kind of school do your kids
go to?
Speaker 1: I'll take the treat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, trunk or treat. Yes, people set up the
back of their cars and they designed them with Halloween stuff.
Speaker 4: And so I got there at six fifteen.
Speaker 2: Six fifteen to eight thirty was my time, okay, And
I guess the girl that was in charge of assigning
all the volunteers is a friend of Amy's went to
school with her at that school when they went to school,
and she's like, oh, oh you're your your Amy's husband,
You're gonna be working for her. Okay, well I gave
her the booze cart this time, so I hoped you
guys up. So I was able to just sit there
and hand out the alcohol to people and watch the
Dodgers game, which was directly behind me.
Speaker 4: So it was a lot more fun than my.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, what was Amy doing.
Speaker 2: She was taking the girls around to the to the
cars so they could go crunker treating or whatever.
Speaker 1: That's cute.
Speaker 3: That's really cute. But it was at the school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh okay, this was Friday night.
Speaker 4: This was Saturday.
Speaker 1: Oh okay. Game two of the World Series.
Speaker 3: Did they win?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So did Amy ever have to take a shift? Did
you guys switch off?
Speaker 2: Initially planned she was like you do an hour and
then I'll come and leave you for an hour. But
you know, she had the car seats in her car,
and I was like, it's fine.
Speaker 4: Just just I'll do them. I'll just ride it out.
So it was fine.
Speaker 1: See, there needs to be more.
Speaker 3: Kalin's like He's like, I'll just ride it out, Like Yeah, Yeah,
it's okay, it's okay. I got this handle, like I'm
gonna do the heavy.
Speaker 1: Lifting exactly while she's taking the kids.
Speaker 3: Any asshole parent stories, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't really deal with parents, so I want,
you know.
Speaker 3: They ever try to just go like, what's so, what's
your name? Who's your kid?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit, and I answer them and then
that's usually about it. There wasn't nearly as much interaction
between the volunteers in this one as the last one.
Was a big carnival, there's lots of people. There weren't
nearly as many people as this at this one, so
I didn't really have to talk to too many people,
which is.
Speaker 3: Nice now when people listen to this. Oh, this is tomorrow,
so it's still only what October twenty ninth.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow, tomorrow's the twenty ninth.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're not so have the kids zeroed in
on their costumes yet?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Isla is a witch and Blake is a dog.
Speaker 3: I love that the closer it gets, the more basic, right.
Speaker 4: A dalmation to be specific.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Yeah, that's cute. A dalmation is cute.
Speaker 3: Oh so I was just going to tell you this
before before we wrapped. So Elbie went to another rave.
This girl is so into raves. She swears to me
she has never done Mollie, which I'm happy to hear she.
I mean, I don't think she had. I think she
would tell me. That's you know, she's I know, she's
not driving anywhere, and she it's all very planned out.
I think she's a little too much of a control
freak to try it. I'm not saying she'll never try it,
but I think she would tell me. And she made
us a point of saying because she and her one
of her BFFs go together and they met these two
guys and she was like, luckily, she was like they
were really cute or whatever, and they were not, like,
they were not Molly people. So she was like, yeah,
she was like, which was really nice. We're not either.
So she made a point of that, right. But you know,
it's just so funny because she sends me pictures and
I'm still it's like I still get a little scandalized.
Like they dress, ah, I know, so skimpy. Yeah, like literally,
like the skirt like you think a mini skirt, you think, like, oh,
but just barely covering their unmentionables. Now this is like
above like it's like you see every like that's the
point of it. It's above her butt.
Speaker 1: Like I know the way the girls dress, I think,
like we must have. I know that I dress kind
of you know who provocative. Yeah, but I don't feel
like I was showing that much skin. It was more
tight clothes, maybe tight ties, right, and maybe like short
short jean shorts. But that's about it. I wasn't walking
around in like a tank top and biker or not
even bikers, those like volleyball shorts, those little skimpy short
shorts right well up the ass. I wasn't. That wasn't me.
So I know that. What I'm saying is I know
that girls have dressed, you know, scantily like Hucci mamas
like Sean Muta's throughout our lifetime and stuff, and it evolves.
But nowadays it's like the girls are getting they might
as well just not wear like they just wear pasties.
I know.
Speaker 3: That's why I made that joke last week about like
telling Ilbi, like why not just go to the Halloween
thing in your underwear? Like you might as right. She's like, wait, yeah,
I mean, she just thought that was funny. But so
she's getting ready to for Halloween at college and it
is like a contest to see who can wear less
clothes with their outfit. But she showed me one of
her outfits which wasn't showing as much skin but like, yes,
super tight, Like it's she's wearing she's going as a cat.
She's wearing a little cat suit but without the legs
of the cat suit. Like so it's like little teeny
shorts and a really tight top to it and then
fishnet stockings under it. But the thing to the rape
the raves is where they take it to the next level, right,
Like the object is to wear. It's just it's a
certain attire, right, It's like rave attire is this like
and like traps but like they're not wearing anything like
little bras and then little look like I have to
be so like oh yeah cool, because you can't you
can't be right, yeah, and listen, these girls, like God
bless them, like they have agency over there, they should
be able to dress however they want. It's my old
you know, I'm in my fifties.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like right, that would have never Okay,
So So Natalia is dressing for Halloween as mister White, Right,
okay for breaking bad. Now what do you think she's
gonna wear?
Speaker 4: Like, you know, you can wear his hat.
Speaker 1: Right, mustache maybe or or you know, maybe a jacket
sports jack. No no, no, no no. So she sent me
a picture. She's wearing like glasses that look like a
teacher's glasses, kind of like what you have on, you know,
regular glasses. And she's wearing yellow volleyball shorts and a
yellow a yellow sports bra. So she's wearing yellow and yellow.
And then she's got the like gas mask around her neck,
and she's walking around with like the blue gloves and
that the blue gloves is like covering up the most.
It's like, that's that's mister White. I said to study,
I go, did you see your sister dressed? Did you
see your costume? And he goes, what the fuck? He's like,
that's mister White. I go, yeah. And her friend is
supposed to be Jesse Pinkman. Where's I didn't see a
picture of him. I can only I mean, how can
you dress Gantony be Jesse Bankman. You know, it's either
one or the other. You can't be Jesse Pinkman and
not what are you gonna wear? But she's wearing yellow
because it's like, you know the color of you know,
when they're in their suits, they're yellow has mat suit right, right,
it's a a hazmat suit. Right, It's not, it's it's
short shorts and it's in it's.
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