Speaker 1: All start to what you want to presents. Off the
bench with Jacob Hester and T. Bob Abert. Yea, yea,
off the bench with Jacob Hester and Bob Abert.
Speaker 2: To come off the bitch.
Speaker 1: Now here's Jacob Hester and T. Bob Abert.
Speaker 3: Welcome back our three of o T bay. Uh. We
need the Pope to blasts the Superdome. I agree, Uh,
I agree. So this comes from let me see here
we've done further research into the pope being from New
Orleans and shout out to Jonah Gilmore of WDSU Channel
six in New Orleans says we're looking at Pope Leo's
directories to oris. His maternal grandparents married here in eighteen
eighty seven. The family lives in the seventh Ward until
nineteen ten and migrate to the Chicago Centis status shows
the families listed as people of color creole, while in
New Orleans, bro we got a creole pope. Let's go down. Yes,
I might become Catholic. I don't think. I don't think catholic,
but I'm very happy. But I'm still very happy. I
think it's very cool. Anyway, guys, we're gonna have a
fun hour. This hour. It is hour three on a Friday,
which you know, like I can't. I know, this show's
been ridiculous anyway, It's in a pretty chill show. It's
probably only going to get weirder and more out there.
I mean, Taylor wants me to talk about the Akron Zips.
That's right now, so tell me then, Taja, talk to
me about the Akron Zips coached by Joe Moore, which
I have not thought about that name in a long time.
Speaker 4: Okay, so Akron they have been to a bowl game
since twenty seventeen, so it's not gonna matter. But uh,
they have a postseason ban for twenty twenty five. No,
they failed their academic progress rate for twenty three to
twenty four. It's a nine to fourteen multi year report score.
The threshold is nine to thirty, which is your requirement
to remain eligible.
Speaker 3: For the ERA. Was in a little bit of hot
water with this, I think.
Speaker 4: Which remember they did well, they did the one year
self imposed Bowl bay well.
Speaker 3: Also, COVID was something.
Speaker 4: There's some sort of COVID extortion. They lowered it for COVID.
But yeah, so they they actually had a nine to
twenty last season, but their two year total is only
nine to fourteen. This is only like the fourth time
this has ever happened, So it doesn't happen.
Speaker 3: This has not happened often. This is hard to do.
You have to be actively terrible and checked out academic.
Speaker 4: You can be two years to bring it up. It's
a two year total, so even if you have a
bad year, they do a two year total. So I
was thinking, Okay, well they're all ball, no school. Yeah,
well if they're not ball either, because they're eight and
twenty eight and three seasons under Joe Moorehead has never
recorded more than four wins since twenty seventeen, So what
the hell are they doing at Akron? They're not practicing,
they're not going to class.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: I love this, Oh my god. And Joe Moorehead made
six hundred and twenty k a year. Joe moreheads out
of here making six twenty a year to be awful
in football on the field, awful in the classroom off
the field. What an absolute disaster. You know how hard
you have to try.
Speaker 2: To get any kind of academic punishment these days, Like.
Speaker 3: You have to like that. So Taylor said, it's only like,
what what to fifth time?
Speaker 4: I think it's the fourth or fifth time it's happened.
Like ever.
Speaker 2: You have to like just have a full team of
nobody going to class or doing anything.
Speaker 3: What a disaster, bro Penn State OCS. I don't know, dude.
Speaker 2: You see ESPN dot com had their post spring way
too early, top twenty five, and they've got Penn State
number one. I'm like, guys, yeah, people are high on them.
Speaker 3: They're gonna fall forward again. They're gonna be good.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be good. But come on.
Speaker 6: When I was leaving the room, I heard you say
you might become Catholic.
Speaker 3: No, I like, yeah, it was. It was a fleeting thing.
Speaker 6: No, I was a fleeting I'd be a little too
conservative for you.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I think I like a lot about.
Speaker 6: It's still pretty like it does it does.
Speaker 2: It is like if I had to guess what religion
you were just from Denia, religion denomination, okay, yeah, based
off your you know, buy you roots and just growing
up and like everything New Orleans.
Speaker 3: I would have guessed Catholic. Yeah. Well, I mean my
grandparents of we were, but my dad did not end
up being I don't I don't look. I got to
see so I in some ways.
Speaker 6: I Yeah, I was just about to be kind of happy.
Speaker 3: I love Look, I love the the history of the
Catholic Church.
Speaker 4: You were all in on the pope.
Speaker 3: And I love the art.
Speaker 6: Of cathedltry of everything is good and bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Yeah, I'm just saying it's a rich
it's it's it's there's a lot. I love the art
of the cathedrals. I like the traditions, and I can
appreciate the dogma, but at the end of the day,
I'm just not a terribly dogmatic person. Like I go
to a Presbyterian church and I joined it, but that's
mainly because I love the man who teaches the sermons,
and I find a lot of value in what he
has to say. So I'm more down for the individual.
And I find that sometimes in Catholic Church, and there
are excellent priests, yes there, it's just like the the
actual messages. Can somebody be trunk case for all the
sort of pomp and circumstance. And I don't mean that
in a negative way when I say pomp and circumstance,
because I do think that that's one of the attractive
parts of the church for a lot of people. Are the
rituals and everything else. But again, I'm not terribly dogmatic.
I think arguing, I think getting into real arguments between
denominations just completely misses the point of everything. But I know,
so my family doesn't agree, because I was just.
Speaker 6: Going to sponsor you in your RCIA journey.
Speaker 3: But one family member recently informed their parents that they
weren't going to be having a Catholic wedding, and it
was immediate drama, to the point where, like I was
when I was told about it, the story was started
with such grave concern that I thought I was about
to be told that they were breaking up, right, and
it was no, They're just not having a Catholic wedding.
I was like, oh, okay, all right, so no, look,
I shay Catholicism. I've gone to plenty of masses, love
a Catholic wedding. I'm actually one of the believers that
a Catholic mass juices you up for the reception, more
delayed gratification, you know, well build it up. Yeah, but.
Speaker 5: That's the whole point of like the lint and not
eating meat on Friday kind of thing, And people like
to make fun of that, like, oh, what are you
really sacrificing. It's like a delayed gratification kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just it's just not for me at the
end of the day to join in any official capacity.
But I appreciate the game from Afar for sure.
Speaker 6: My ears just perked up, though. Yeah, got my hopes
up for nothing.
Speaker 2: I was just grabbing our breakfast, so I didn't. I
didn't hear it.
Speaker 3: I was gonna make jokes and I did it. Credit
to me, guys, I'm a reformed man.
Speaker 6: Credit to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Not on this day, the day of Poplio, not today,
not today, for this one day, we will just let
it go.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: I did not forget something in the car and have
to go get it.
Speaker 5: I had to go get a giant It's freezing in
here and I had a tank top on.
Speaker 4: Matt Jake had to go unlocked T BOP's car for you. Yeah, exactly,
that's actually where he went. People couldn't find his keys.
Jake went and found him, got it done.
Speaker 3: I did not grow up Baptists. If it was again,
if it was anything as Presbyterian pickings, I don't. I don't,
I don't. I could go to any church if I
like the guy who's telling the message.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the saying way not really necessarily anything.
Speaker 3: I've even been to kind of. I mean, the church
I grew up going to was not a mega church,
but it was not a church. It was like the
Presbyterian version of megachurch a little bit, which is not
too over the top. But there was one other church
that we go to sometimes. I can't remember why, but
this was straight megachurch that the guitarist from Kansas was
in the band or one of the members. Yeah, one
of the members. One of the movies machine smoke machines.
Speaker 2: But this is not the.
Speaker 3: Regular church straight rights.
Speaker 4: Have you seen for Christmases?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you Vince Bond's mom's church.
Speaker 3: The the the the the second church I'm talking about
there is that one. Yes, my favorite scene in Four
Christmases is when she has the stage fright and that's
me and my wife up there. She doesn't like that.
She's like hates like be looked at and obviously I'm
attention whore and so h yeah, with Vince Bonds like
this mother that was that's me. Look, my mom grew
up Pentecostal, dude. I used to go to Pentecostal church
all the time.
Speaker 6: Like the long denim skirts and.
Speaker 3: The yeah, long hair. I've seen old women speaking tongues.
My one of my favorite church memories is and Goblet
of Fire just dropped and I bought it, and I
was just rapidly consuming with every week second of my life.
So we had church at Sunday and the entire sermon
was about the witchcraft and devilry of Harrick PoTA on
how you know if you read such stuff? Yea, you
know the fire and brimstones waiting on you. And I
literally had the book underneath me, and I felt like
I had heroin in my backpack. Going through TSA, I
was I was sweating in that pulpit or pew. I
was sweating thinking he was going to find out that
I had gobblet a fire on me and not be
very happy. Didn't catch me though.
Speaker 2: Going back to Jersey numbers, Yeah, Cam Scattaboo forty four.
Speaker 4: Oh God, that's gonna look good on Kim Skataboo.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 4: That's gonna be good on camp.
Speaker 3: Like two twenty two would have been better. Two would
have been better, But I do like forty.
Speaker 4: Big bodied white running back in forty four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's and something.
Speaker 2: It was a little on athletic some what wha wha, wha,
whoa who just saying true, Mike Alstot wore forty and
made it look good. Somebody was asking who I was
talking about when I said forty seven earlier. I only
recognized one, who is John Lynch. Of course it is everywhere.
Speaker 3: Were what numbered?
Speaker 2: John? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, duh, that's right. I told you forty seven was
a good number.
Speaker 2: Now you said forty seven was good on on Danny Sutsman,
Danny Stutsch. It's a good number for Danny sutch good
on John Lynch, And it's good on Danny Sutsman, John Lynch.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's that's what I'm saying, John Lynch, John the
Baptist paid the way for Danny Sutchman.
Speaker 4: Let'll sell you what we were talking about, like Jake
being forty and like you know, he like the Mike
all Stott number and all that. Jake Scott some some
meatheads coming up in the NFL that he like birthday
was and we'll see in the forties that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, forty good.
Speaker 3: That's a that's a great meathead too.
Speaker 4: It's a good decade for Jake, Yeah, for sure. Wait,
what do you mean, Like Mike Alls thought was forty
but like think about number yes, a little bit further,
Like there's there's some good forties.
Speaker 2: The list of forty sevens in the NFL. It's John Lynch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't think of another.
Speaker 3: And now and now John Lynch, and now Danny Stutsman.
Let's go Danny, let's go.
Speaker 4: Bybe Forty three is actually a lot more than I thought.
There's a lot of forty threes out there.
Speaker 3: Since your doing religion talk, Ben says, let's go around
the room at least our list our least favorite religions.
Speaker 4: Tale you go first, break everything down. I don't know,
the flat Earthers, that's my least favorite religion in Texas,
A and M that's my least favorite.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, A very good Branch Davidians were pretty bad.
Speaker 3: The brand what is Branch Davidians?
Speaker 6: The Waco able to.
Speaker 3: Drink the kool aid?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, they didn't stand off, they didn't drink the
kool aid.
Speaker 5: Jim Jim David Jim Jones is kool aid.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, so idology Actually I feel very safe.
Speaker 5: Obviously, but there is like this weird time where I
got like weirdly into documentaries about cults and stuff.
Speaker 3: They're gonna say, weirdly into scientology.
Speaker 7: Oh no, there's a Church of Christian Science, like right
across the street from my house.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and uh my brother said I should go in
it and see like what they got going on.
Speaker 6: But I'm like, I don't know about it.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't.
Speaker 6: I think she would get me.
Speaker 3: I don't think you.
Speaker 6: I feel like they would get me.
Speaker 3: I was always look at that crazy. That's a that's
a Church of Latter day Saints. Golden building that's here, right,
that's not scientology. I don't know. The golden statue of
a Highland, the big rotunda building.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I know you're talking about, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: I'm cool to Mormons, though, I'm cool to Mormon.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're vampires.
Speaker 3: I mean, I know they probably. I know some people
do some question things, but again, every Mormon teammate person
anybody ever known has actually been the kindest person ever,
and like kind of a sincere kindness which I don't
fully understand. So screw Scientology, Texas A and M. And
what was the third one? We said, Oh yeah, Bran Savidians.
There we go. Those are the four worst religions.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I think Scientology is definitely number one.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, even though I do got to give credit
to l Ron Hubbard being a fantasy writer and just
you know, set writer, just being like, you know what,
I'm going to create a religion. Yeah, and he did it.
I mean what el rod.
Speaker 6: Leah Remedy, King of Queens. Yeah, so she was scientologist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was in it. She's the one that has
like going clears. I mean, what's she did some documentary
she got all about it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and well, like I listened to her podcast that
she did with Joe Rogan. It's really good.
Speaker 5: Or she talks about all of it and Tom Cruise
is basically their Jesus.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I mean you know it's been good to him.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh okay. I do want to clarify this. Tea says,
I love the team upstands and Catholic histories. I love
it all the good and the bad, instead of I
love it to spite the bad. That's what I was
trying to say. That's what I was actually trying to
say I love it to spite the bad. It's just
a it's a it's a it's a lot of history.
Speaker 4: You said you love the good and the bad.
Speaker 3: To say that, I did not mean to say that,
but you did. I did mean to clip it. See
about Baptist pressed year and again none none under an exactly.
Speaker 4: Catholic hard today.
Speaker 3: That was good. That was good.
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Speaker 2: All right, welcome back in to O T b Alandra.
I do want to hear about your trip. And I
did miss you during the trip because yesterday on my birthday,
the playlist would have been straight heat.
Speaker 6: Was it not?
Speaker 3: You know you kind of had to give something.
Speaker 2: Well, but then I kept forgetting he forgot to ask,
and I wouldn't have had to say anything to you.
Speaker 6: Yeah known, so I would have let you pick yeah.
Speaker 2: But I could have picked like two and you have
been like okay, I get it, yeah, and you go
with it.
Speaker 5: To tie it back to my trip. Tucker wet Moore,
he's like an up and coming artist. He's played at
the Texas Club a couple of times. He was telling
us what his pre show playlist was, and so I
was like, oh, you should listen to one of them
that he said.
Speaker 6: He said like the Eagles and.
Speaker 5: Some other stuff, and I was like, oh, you should
listen to how Soon is Now by the Smiths, Like
that's like the vibiest song of all time.
Speaker 6: And then he like.
Speaker 5: We saw him the next day and he said that
he listened to it, and he was like, dude, he
nailed it, Like that is that like I was going for?
And I was like, I mean you, yeah, thank so
what he did? He even do our and me Thursday,
No Day on your.
Speaker 3: Birthday and moves defense. I did just pass him in
the hallway and he agrees with the plan to be
sacrificed and do an angel Okay, Yeah, I just talked
to him the hallway about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's good.
Speaker 4: Okay, So how are we gonna do it?
Speaker 2: Uh, well, we'll brainstorm.
Speaker 3: I want to do it in a straight Viking style.
Speaker 2: I knew where let's king.
Speaker 3: Let's okay, so let's get a boat that we're gonna
float to the middle of l s U Lakes and
we're gonna tie Moose up and put him on the boat.
And then Taylor's going to fire a flaming arrow from
the edge of the water into the boat and it
will burn him alive.
Speaker 4: I'm actually I'm actually down for that role in the.
Speaker 3: Middle of Lshue Lakes, right next to the cranes.
Speaker 6: I have missed what you said, so kind of like
on Game of Thrones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they did. They do that on Game
of Thrones.
Speaker 5: Wait are you talking about when they put them in
the boat and then they let them go in the
water and then they were.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they fire. Yeah, they fired the flaming area. Yeah,
even though generally they're already dead at that point. But whatever,
I just would do that, So Moose agree.
Speaker 2: I told you he would. Thank God, I know, Alandra.
How was the tripe?
Speaker 3: Was good?
Speaker 6: I told you, Okay, I'm just kidding me.
Speaker 3: That's the last time I'm gonna do that. Do you
believe me. It's like, I'm not going to talk about it.
I promise you. I actually do want to hear about
the trip.
Speaker 6: I swear you're talking and he's like.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I swear to God, I swear what did
you think I did? Take down an entire chicken, egg
and cheese biscuit in the break so incredibly good. It was,
Oh my god, that was good. I don't even think
I mind. That was Oh my god. I can still
taste it coat in my mouth. That's so good. Okay,
how was trip? So?
Speaker 5: The thing about these trip is like they're very exhausting,
but at the same time, like we get to do
some cool stuff as well. So it's like it's I
don't know if bittersweet is like the way to describe it,
but it's just an experience.
Speaker 6: I guess I would.
Speaker 3: Say, yeah, I get that.
Speaker 6: Most of the time.
Speaker 5: It's like, man, me and Brittany were like very stressed
throughout the day, but then you go out and you
go to like these events or whatever, and it's like,
oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm in the same room.
Speaker 6: As like these people. Like I'm just like this normal
ass person.
Speaker 3: How does it work with music? I feel like you'll
have way more access to the stars and like in sports.
Speaker 5: Well, I guess because there's a record label, right, So
there's like the record labels, and then the labels have
like radio people that like are in charge of they
give you. Yeah, so they give you there's radio people
for each region.
Speaker 3: So like the idea is that if they have a
good relationship with you, you'll play their song more.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, or they'll ask you your spins.
Speaker 6: Or like whatever.
Speaker 2: You get certain artists based off you being a Louisiana station.
Speaker 6: No, it's it's everywhere.
Speaker 5: So like Morgan Wallen has people that are so like
Kelly Bradshaw's Morgan Wallen's radio person, and she's in our region,
but he also has people that are like.
Speaker 6: In different regions.
Speaker 5: It's like he has a bunch of different radio people.
It's the same thing for everybody. Yeah, So like it
doesn't matter the region or anything like that. But mostly
when we go here, it's a lot of like up
and coming people, but we also get cool people like
Cody Johnson and stuff like that. But like with him,
we see him so often now that like it's just yeah,
we're like, oh, hey Kojo again, Like we just saw
him too.
Speaker 3: You're no Miranda Lambert man.
Speaker 5: So when I was like growing up, that's when Miranda
Lambert started to come out and like she had like
crazy ex girlfriend is the name of one of her songs,
so like totally my vibe right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Like so she's just like super badass, super awesome,
and I like grew up listening to her and Jack
Ingram is a Texas country artist, and y'all know, I've
got like this, like I love Texas country.
Speaker 6: My grandparent's on that bar.
Speaker 5: Like, so they came out with like an album together
called like the Marfa Tapes, and they were playing some
of the songs from it at her like this was
her event that show. So it was just like in
the same room as Miranda Lambert, Like it was.
Speaker 3: Crazy and you got to take a picture with it.
Speaker 6: We took a picture with her. I didn't get one
with Jack, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so outside of that, who was who
is the you know, the best conversation the person y'all
vied with the most maybe gave you all the most time.
Speaker 5: So actually, Ella Langley, she was only supposed to be
there for a little bit and she's really big right now,
but she went out of her way to like stay
there longer and like, so.
Speaker 6: I love that. Yeah, but Coacho is always great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't think of Brittany with Russell Dickerson.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh, Russell is so it's funny, he's so funny,
like so.
Speaker 6: Yeah, probably Russell.
Speaker 5: They were all great, though, there's only a handful where
I'm like, I could do it without it.
Speaker 3: Well, who's the worst again? You can't say yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't really want to say no. We didn't meet Morgan.
Morgan doesn't ever do any stuff like this.
Speaker 6: He's too big.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's huge. I wonder if he's gonna come
up with another song where drinking could be used as
a metaphor for relationship. I hope so he actually just
did yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah that makes sense. I
believe it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Las Night, Rascal Flats Flats did a song together.
Speaker 3: What Yes we need.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get it. It's apparently already like whatever Rascal
Flat song they chose, they just like redid it with
both of them.
Speaker 3: It says backs you boys and Rascal Flats unite for
epic genre blending performance. This was at the a C.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: This is one of the things about country music that
I'm not loving right now, is that every single genre
wants to blend with country music.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is. It is a big.
Speaker 5: Push in country music right now, and I don't love it. Wait,
but they do have hold on, I pulled it up. Okay,
we gotta let that pass go ahead.
Speaker 2: They do have for Premium Phil.
Speaker 3: I feel like at the same time though, there is
also kind of like a we're not called like real
country movie, Like there are some young guys Yeah, yeah,
doing like real country as well.
Speaker 5: I totally blanked Zach Topp. We like interviewed him, we
do every single time he's there, but like he's always
like fun, great, Yes he is huge right now. Yeah,
but yes, you're totally right. There are a lot of
people that are trying to bring that sound back. Jake
Worthington he played at the Long Branch a couple of
years ago, signed he signed to Miranda's Lambert or Miranda's
label now and he played at that same event that
I was at, And I was like, Jake, like, you
just played at my grandparents bar and he was you remember,
and he like, I took a selfie with him. We
sent it to my grandparents. He was super happy, like
it was awesome.
Speaker 3: That's cool. Yeah, it's very cool.
Speaker 5: So Jake Worthington's another one, like he's very merle Hacket, Like, yeah.
Speaker 2: T Bob for the last thirty seconds has been trying
to inc of is Zach top I I I've had.
Speaker 3: You don't really want to know all the jokes that
have gone through my head in the last two minutes. Yeah, sure, okay.
I wanted to ask where was Jack Was Jack off
the stage? There was Russell Dickerson. I wanted to say
Russell Dick's daughter. There was Zach Top. I didn't really
have a well formed one here, but I was gonna
do some sloppy top thing or topsack bottom and something there. Yeah,
before there was Jack Bottom. Okay, I forgot about Jack Bottom.
That's good, actually write that down. Oh there was one more.
Of course when you mentioned long Bridge was a short
stick again?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Uh so, yeah, I held back from a lot of those.
Speaker 6: If we wanted.
Speaker 5: I posted the Russell so you know, the Louisiana street
name things that I did at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so we did that during the A c M S.
Speaker 5: And there's an.
Speaker 6: If you want to pull it up. I posted it
on what's.
Speaker 3: The what was it? Who was Tucker? What was Tucker's name?
Speaker 6: What more?
Speaker 3: Tucker dry list was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 3: Anyway. Okay, give me Rascal Flats and Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, here it is. This is Rascal Flats and
Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 6: I don't like this.
Speaker 3: I don't either.
Speaker 6: I don't think I hate this.
Speaker 4: It's actually.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I can't I get is this a Rascal Flat song
or I can't Rascal Flats?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, oh yeah, because it hurts the most. Okay, yeah,
it just sounds like the Rascal Flat song, like where's
the actually boys?
Speaker 2: Influence beat a little bit, background in the background, a
little bit.
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have the Rascal Flats always been Backstreet Pois and we
just never realized.
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Marler is calling me right now he knows I'm doing
this show.
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sponsors Rascal Flats, not the brad Guys.
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Snap clothing companies that sponsor us.
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making Pearl Snaps anymore. We have the two companies that
are like, we're bringing back Pearl snaps. Yeah, okay, uh,
what are you guys? What are you talking about?
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Speaker 1: Welcome in to the best morning sports this show around
off the Bench with Esther and t Bob.
Speaker 3: Josh Bradley tweets the pope being from Chicago but going
to Villanova for undergrad is an enormous l for Notre
Dame Historic fumble. If we can't recruit our own backyard
dot dot dot true true one an upset for Nova.
But again, Nova's going super nova right now. The Nova
Nicks look like they're about to take care of business
against the Seas. Now you got a pope, I mean, sheeesh.
The Natty's not too long.
Speaker 2: Ago chose Philly over Chicago.
Speaker 3: Two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, Chicago's kind of Notre Dame territory.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, That's what I'm saying. In the backyard Historic
recruit Fumble, who's the worst recruit to ever get out
of Louisiana. I always think of work done.
Speaker 4: Ed Reid, Ed Reed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is like like Edge Wayne.
Speaker 3: Reggie, Wayne's up there, Mars F. Marshall, fuck Cordell Stewart Cordell. Yeah,
I ain't where s last go to high school?
Speaker 2: Some New Orleans?
Speaker 3: What damn? That's badass?
Speaker 6: I know that has this Russell Dickerson video already if
y'all want to watch it.
Speaker 5: I just anybody trying to pronounce Louisiana street names that
aren't from Louisiana is really funny to Yeah, let's see this.
Speaker 1: You're from Baton Rouge, Louisiana and we.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like I could say that word out loud?
Speaker 6: What is that?
Speaker 2: Words?
Speaker 3: I'm using those videos where they where they say yes
to everything, like you get right? Yes?
Speaker 2: So good is.
Speaker 3: Jack?
Speaker 1: Next words? I really wish I could just like, yes,
you should, but I wouldn't be able to keep a
straight faing.
Speaker 6: All right, So I got one more for you.
Speaker 1: Act, But you're very close the entire time.
Speaker 3: So who is that?
Speaker 6: That's so he's good looking?
Speaker 2: So when I yeah, it's a big goode Army, Navy
and Boston. Remember we had a big serious XEM private
concert and I had to introduce artists.
Speaker 3: That was him nice, I like you his. I also
love pocies. Yeah time, what do you say for the
poochies chopping?
Speaker 5: And then we were laughing after because I was like,
have you ever seen Jerry maguire? And I was like
all I could think about is like, I didn't shoplift
the pooty.
Speaker 3: Oh, I think about what Jerry McGuire is. Jonathan Lipnikky, Yeah,
a little bit cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Cordial Stewart, John Air by the way in high school. Yeah,
shoutout slash dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So the point is, yeah, that's pop Leo getting
out of Chicago. Yeah, it's Marti fault Edery Cordell all
wrapped up into one. Really, it's like every great. It's
like every great they got out wrapped into one.
Speaker 4: So like poosh yesterday it said Chicago got a poop
before a four thousand yard passer, which is just what.
Speaker 3: Was the one?
Speaker 5: What was the one that I sent in the group
chat they decided who the new pope was going to
be faster than Shador got drafted.
Speaker 3: Yah, yeah, two days or three days. I am shocked
out quickly because you normally go that fast. No, no way, right,
I don't think so I gotta watch Conclave.
Speaker 6: You should watch the Tutors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, you keep telling me that I'm not going.
You should. That's too much of a lift. There's way
too many episodes.
Speaker 6: It's amazing how.
Speaker 3: Many episodes are there, how many seasons? Yeah, knock get
out of here. And Hadn'm sorry, but I'm happy for you,
but I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2: What are you watching?
Speaker 3: I am trying so hard to watch uh and Or,
but they're doing three episodes a week and I'm not.
I'm like barely getting the episodes done before the next batches.
Do you not watch the Last of Us yet? No?
I hadn't spoiled for me? Then who did that?
Speaker 2: Who did that to you?
Speaker 3: Accidal group text? You know, thinking everybody who's on the
same pitch school group text nerd the boys. Yeah. Also,
though I kind of I wouldn't expected an episode two,
but I didn't know slightly what was coming from the game.
I never played the game, though, but whatever, it doesn't
matter what am I talking about? And Or is awesome
though I still haven't even watched a single of Tuesday's episode.
So I'm watching light Magic a little bit that I
love behind the scenes, how it's made documentary and light
Magic's all about industrial light magic. I was still knocks about
it last night that he needs to watch it, So
tell me if he doesn't.
Speaker 2: All right, did you get a chance to talk with
not How tall is he?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Just grown up? They're all grown up crazy. Yeah, it's crazy, yeah, Jackson.
So Katie sisters haven't seen Jackson like in person. God,
maybe almost a year. Yeah. One of them walked right
by him. Oh what, Yeah? You did like probably the Yeah,
the crazy long hair. That all hair we're wearing mustache
and mustache.
Speaker 3: Sounds like dead. I don't like the long hair. No, No,
I feel like that's the dad's get even life though,
is to complain about the long hair. I like.
Speaker 2: I like the hair, it's just it's it's too big.
Sometimes put a hat on you like, get some shake
to it or something.
Speaker 3: My grandfa used to My grandpa was a high and
tight guy. He used to hate hairs. He only liked
my hair with buzzed.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's gonna be me as a dad.
Speaker 3: I feel like that I mean it is.
Speaker 4: You'll see I like I keep my hair pretty short.
That's yeah, that's me. Now ah shout out.
Speaker 3: Jack's shut out all the all the all the chillens.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 3: When we get back, guys, let's close out this week
with a little ask the bench f the hogs Moro
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Speaker 1: We're sports talk meets pure chaos. Off the bench with
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a hunt Palmer tweet against Tennessee and Texas A and
M Kate Anderson and Anthony Ions and have combined for
twenty eight innings, pitched eighteen hits sixer and runs forty
five k's eleven walks. It's a one nine to three.
E Er says Tennessee, A and M in Arkansas may
be the three most talented lineups in the country if
they keep it going this weekend. It is very real.
It's been to watch fortnight. Ass the bench brought you
by Jesseki's best football number that can fit in any position.
Speaker 2: The offensive line?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the most, you'll say, the most positions. By definition,
it has to be a single digit.
Speaker 4: Like ten, tens clean.
Speaker 3: Ten is pretty clean.
Speaker 2: I think eleven was gonna be.
Speaker 4: My Eleven is a good one too.
Speaker 3: I think ten. Actually, tell you you've convinced.
Speaker 2: I think like a middle linebacker wearing eleven. We've seen it.
That good quarterback wearing eleven.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 2: BTJ wearing eleven. Receiver looks good.
Speaker 4: Eleven strong. I really, I really like ten to twelve
like that range.
Speaker 3: Yeah good, Ask the bench, Buddy Heeled or coach tieth
tea always. I mean, Budd's pretty pretty hot right now.
Speaker 4: He's hadn't done nothing yet.
Speaker 3: Asked the bench. Favorite thing to do on a rainy
day sleep?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I watched watch watch a movie.
Speaker 2: But just like ye saw in bed popcorn, I used
to get die hard to on the TV. I used
to get so you stop on it.
Speaker 3: It's so hype as the kids, I knew my mind
couldn't force me outside or gosh, video games all day.
Let's go.
Speaker 2: Oh, we had such a different childhood.
Speaker 3: I know my little brother's like you. He always wanted
to be outd I just want to play video games
all day.
Speaker 2: You and my older brother same. And I was just like,
can we please go outside play football in the front yard.
Speaker 3: Asked the bench. Does Miszoo get a win this week
in versus text A and m.
Speaker 2: No that.
Speaker 3: Be? Should Coachman ever be fired after it last night's
twenty four to two lost Auburn.
Speaker 5: He should quietly retire, he should quiet quit tripping over
the baths ago.
Speaker 6: I know what, why are you saying?
Speaker 3: No? He's gotta try for at least one more year,
he said the other day. I know the other day
very less miles of Kansas is.
Speaker 4: The other day he said, I underestimated the talent in
the SEC. Try You might, yeah, like it's it's it's
not just losing.
Speaker 3: The craziest thing about South Carolina's decision is just that,
like we're in the nil era, you gotta go with
like somebody who's come up in this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this isn't Pulmonary's fault in South Carolina's fault for
hiring him.
Speaker 3: Has tech guess the bench did? Actually, this is good.
Did Gritty Jake insist in the lug Nuts finishing practice
before the party? Foolishists, Yes, the loud Nuts actually practiced
during the party. Memphis is learning there over there how
to learn. He's learned how to pitch. They're about to
be into kid pitch here. Yeah, coming up this weekend.
The lug Nuts got it in and then I saw
them break it down and get very excited they could
finally go play.
Speaker 4: You and I were laughing Tea because like we were
looking at the practice and t Bub goes, look at
the lug Nuts. They got a pitching coach, they got
a hitting coach over here. I'm looking. I'm like, Jake
Hester has got a nutrition coach somewhere around here, Like
he's got the whole staff.
Speaker 6: Well, they're thinking ahead, full last staff.
Speaker 2: I'm the defensive coach.
Speaker 3: Yeah you called shifts?
Speaker 2: Yeah oh yeah, no way not shifts. But I'm placing people.
Oh yeah, oh based off what the team does the
game before.
Speaker 3: What do you have analytics on the guys. Absolutely, I
guess there's the reason why Lugnuts win.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, look look like I told her by accident,
Like I told our head coach, a guy a guy
looks like me probably shouldn't play six years in the NFL.
There's you know, I had to come up with different
ways to stay alive.
Speaker 3: True, and it worked out. We're gonna have the Lugnots
to as the bench. Would you rather Chinese buffet or sushi?
Speaker 4: Chinese?
Speaker 3: Chinese Buffet? Chinese buffet?
Speaker 2: Like there's no better fat boy meal than Chinese. It's
just not doesn't matter. It's the most comfort food that
you can have if you're having a bad day. If
you're stuck in Atlanta for three d have Chinese. It'll
make you for at least fifteen minutes. Forget about everything.
Speaker 3: Has to have been sports. Content of any show was
seventeen point three percent good or bad. I think it
was the perfect show after that, after last night celebration,
come in here, just have some fun hanging out on
a Friday. I love it.
Speaker 6: About that we apologize. I left early. I feel like
I was starting to space out.
Speaker 3: So some people have like energy batteries that when they deplete.
They're just done. You had very clearly run out of battery.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I ran out of battery.
Speaker 3: You were I could tell. I was like, and I'm
always like is she mad at me? And I'm like no,
it's just it's just exhausted.
Speaker 5: I think I started like space out. At one point
I was like, yeah, I gotta get.
Speaker 2: You should just like moving forward. Just give us like
a countdown like when we first see you. Just hold
up five fingers and every time you walk by us,
maybe just for like a get like the way we
know you're.
Speaker 3: Not an iPhone. Sorry, like an iPhone battery hits the
red Yeah, just to get a sticker to slap on
your phone.
Speaker 6: It's like, okay, funny. We're on the hotel.
Speaker 5: Room and I was like, all right, guys, I'm gonna
go back to my room. And this girl Bree was
like a lot of just people out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, straight up, straight up.
Speaker 6: It happens.
Speaker 3: It does happen. Does Jake use a glove or just
as Bear mitts, I got a glove?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, and glove out.
Speaker 3: There do Jake and the coaches have be wearing full uniforms. No,
they we need to let me show up full Jo
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