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Speaker 1: Now, to her credit, I have to say, we took.

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Speaker 2: A look at the dish soap that they use, and

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we all know what olive oil looks like. What kind

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of other world shit is happening where the dish soap?

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Is this sodden, dead brown liquid that looks like shitty

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olive oil. It's so confusing to me.

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Speaker 3: I have a dare I say a better question? Why

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are you using the exact same container to store both liquids?

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Speaker 2: And why are they.

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Speaker 3: Next to each other without a fucking label?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not.

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Speaker 3: It's not if it's going to happen, it's when you

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fucking dumb sea rat.

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Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to back TV. I'm Dylan.

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Speaker 3: That's pat great to be here. Permission to come aboard.

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you did you when you walked in here?

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Speaker 1: Did you think that it's stunk?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Really really, because let me tell you it was. It

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was feted in here was absolutely disgusting. I walk in.

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Kalyn's sitting there with the most relaxed posture. I mean,

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man spreading all over the place, just a disgusting site.

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I got stinks in here, he goes, I had zangku,

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I go you ate the Zanku in here he goes.

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Speaker 1: No, I've been burping it up.

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Speaker 3: That's a guy for you.

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Speaker 2: Kln is here as well. Hello, Hey, everyone, Welcome to

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the show. Patreon dot km slash another podcast network Summer

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House Summer House Baby, also Rhode Island our favorite New Housewives.

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Speaker 3: What can we say for everyone in that entire state

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municipality is having sex with a guy named Dino.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and each other, And but Dino is the Ganghis

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Khan of the what is it called crane? It's a

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stop that I don't know the towns yet.

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Speaker 3: I think it's one of those things where it's like

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he was born to have sex with a lot of

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people just by his given name. Dino, right, right, right.

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If your name is Dino, you're gonna have sex with it.

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I guess at least one hundred people.

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Speaker 2: Is there a Boogie Knights thing? Is there? Is there

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a Dino in Boogie Knights?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: I don't think so. No Dino and Boogie Knights. Well, anyways,

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it's a great season and everyone's banging everybody. You know,

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when we have depictions of incests, it's usually some kind

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of mongrels in the desert mountains, you know, where the backwoods.

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Speaker 1: No, it's happening.

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Speaker 2: It's happening in Rhode Island right now. It's actually on

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Real House five, So that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? And what did you think of

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this episode?

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Speaker 3: Below deck? Oh? So many thoughts. And I think this

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is one of the best episodes definitely of this season,

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possibly of the calendar year.

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Speaker 2: In a long time. And I think that it sets

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the show up for a lot of fun.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely a comedy of errors. I mean, we've seen levels

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of incompetence that have just blown our mind before, but

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dish soap in the scrambled eggs.

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Speaker 2: Well on the top, it was a garnish, all right,

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fair enough? Yeah, and there was a fuck ton of it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mikey heard you're a nice guy. I

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haven't seen any part of that. And you're a big

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fuck up. Wowsa you a fuck up? My god? And

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then I lastly, I completely understand why the yachting industry

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as a whole really despises this television program. It makes it.

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It makes you guys look bad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely.

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Speaker 3: And then I want to finally thank the listener the

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Barnacle that came out and said, yes, Pat you have

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seen Tyler the before. He's the human Ken doll that

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was on the television show Botched. He came in there.

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He wants to look like the Ken Doll. Now he

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states that he's twenty eight years old. I have I

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have doubts about that. I think he's much older.

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Speaker 2: Wait, watched he wasn't on Swan he was Unbotched.

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Speaker 3: Wow, boy, No, Swan was twenty years ago or more? No, no,

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no watched. I think their last season was like three

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: And pots Pots, Oh god god, I mean we have

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Game of Ores going on. It's an insane episode. Yeah,

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I'm gonna give it fourteen fourteen? Is that good? Fourteen?

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Speaker 2: You know that upsets me and the fans. You know,

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I'm sorry. I was on my I was fiddling around

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I want to play clip. It's really important that we

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play Joao's conversation with Ellie because it is some of

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the most dot said sicle words period.

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Speaker 1: From a man.

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Speaker 2: That's the end of the sentence.

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Speaker 3: And you know what's great about that conversation. We'll probably

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analyze quite a bit of it, is that the great

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part of men and women. They both walk away from

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that conversation having completely different understandings about what took place there.

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Speaker 2: Sure, so, as you mentioned a comedy of errors. I'm

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so excited to get to the sushi. I'm so excited

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to get to the food. I'm so excited to get

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to the soap. I'm so excited to get to Mikey,

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who we I think loathe. But it's important to say

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that Mikey's complete inability to perceive this as a work

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environment is baffling, frustrating, I would imagine, but great television.

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I mean tonight we had a sea rat go to

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each and every one of the paying guests and try

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to make them swear a blood of to him. We've

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never seen anything like that. Okay, I'm going to give

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it fourteen pumps too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, great episode.

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Speaker 2: Really, really good episode, Calen, how many pots would you

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Speaker 4: Give it ninety eight pots? That's really It's a good episode.

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Speaker 2: Alicia spills the tea to Daisy. As we saw last

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week that Joao quote unquote has a thing for her. No,

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Daisy says that Ellie has marked her territory already. And

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as we mentioned last week, marking Juwau is.

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Speaker 1: Like marking a bucket of piss.

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Speaker 2: There's no way to tell who has marked it or

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even what it is.

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Speaker 3: Wow, you know that's true. But there are two people

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fighting for his love. I know Daisy's playing keeping it

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close to the vest, but it is in fact a

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game of war, is Dylan.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm not disputing that it is a

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game of war.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and the steaks are real ned. Stark getting his

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chop head chopped off is nothing compared to what the

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Balkan biscuit will do to Daisy if she finds out

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that she likes.

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Speaker 2: Jowell, quite honestly, quite literally. Maybe even chaos is a ladder.

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It's game of wars. Now, let's get to the first

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impression game at the dinner table. This is where you'd

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Speaker 3: Oh, sure, I'll go there. You know, I often think

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about this, you know, because our gay counterparts we often

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get separated from them, as they're more of a evolved creature,

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a version of straight men. The gay guys.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know about that, but yeah, I mean

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they have really admirable qualities. Oh absolutely, they smell incredible

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for the most part.

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Speaker 3: They do you ever see their lawns?

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Speaker 2: It's been said when the gays move in by the

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real estate. Oh absolutely.

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Speaker 3: Also, they love women's fashion, Broadway musicals. There, they always

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got a six.

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Speaker 2: Pack, except for the bears. Sometimes the bears have a

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bit of a ro ton gut, but it's not anything

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like a beer gut or a dad bought. It's still

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composed and full of fur.

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Speaker 3: But that does not mean they're not savage. Sexual deviance.

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little origin story how they all met.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this would be.

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Speaker 3: Dylan and I giving the same thing. Hey, where'd you

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meet Dylan? Gang Bang? I saw as balls. First I

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thought they were hummingbird eggs in a nest, and then

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I realized they were his ball.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, that's an accurate description of my genitalia, but

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just not that cute. It was quite an astonishing tale.

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The friends met at an orgy.

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Speaker 3: You've been to orgies, right, Well, No, I went to

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a warehouse hangs sex party in a warehouse thing with

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a girl, a girlfriend, and a bunch of friends.

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Speaker 2: We just watched okay, and Kaylin has hosted hosted Wow. Yeah,

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he's got a pretty important one. You know how there

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are AA meetings with like more famous people than others.

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His orgies have a lot of big names. Yep. I

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was going to say a name, and then I thought,

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you know, we might as well not get in trouble, right,

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because that would be defanmatory because Kellon does not host orgies. Okay,

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so the first time Nick met Luigi, he saw his cock.

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He said it looked like an animal balloon, which is

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kind of a horrifying image. And then he said that

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his boyfriend had an even bigger dick than him. So

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I was imagining like there's a dog and then there's

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like a reptile or a dragon something that the clown

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spits out. Either way, that's not what penises should look.

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Speaker 3: Well he should have just said his boyfriend's dick was

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so big that now it feels like he sat on

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a fire hydrant.

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Speaker 2: All right, we can move on. Now, let's move on

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now for sure. Okay, So now, Daisy, remember she has

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a wall. It is impenetrable, it is tall. That is

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a wall you cannot leap over. So that thing that

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Alicia brought up four minutes ago about y wow, you know.

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Speaker 1: She said, it is my credo, it is my code.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to get involved, and that within I

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don't think that the moon has even moved an inch.

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She's just like, do you know what, Actually, I think

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that this might be something I'd like to pursue. So

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tonight is going to be cash, babe, It's going to

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Speaker 3: I love this.

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Speaker 2: An enchanting dinner.

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Speaker 3: You know, once again, I must give it to the

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gays if they don't see that as any disrespect referring

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to him in that manner. They have thought this out.

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We have fire dancers, some food that's cooked on the.

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Speaker 2: Spot these days have done it right, not some.

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Speaker 3: Haphazardly wrapped up tuna, fish sandwiches and saran wrapped and

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then driven over on a boat in a cooler.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, noah, I know.

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Speaker 3: And then you have to see all those dogs walking

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around during the daytime. Known, this is the way that

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you do a picnic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Tyler was very clear about the menu, the festivities,

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and that all of the dogs would be removed or

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killed before they arrived to the beach. And can you

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blame him, not at all? Okay, it's disgusting what straight

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people put up with these dogs are climbing all over you.

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You're eating warm chicken salad raps. It's disgusting. It's disgusting.

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So it is lobster ribs, beautiful vegetables. Now when we're

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doing like a cash evening, they can knock get out

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of the park because this is all This is what

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people want. Really, this kind of food, you know, this

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is what makes you happy. But we'll get to the

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sushi later. Again. It was the stuff of nightmares. It's

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a lovely beached in. Uh. I think that he I

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think that Ben excels because Ellie was not standing next

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to him calling him gay slurs or whatever she does.

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I think he was more focused.

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Speaker 3: Can I say this about Ben too? I have done

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a one eighty on this young man. He's won me over.

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I like him now.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, this is really earnest, isn't that?

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Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if he's faking it.

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Speaker 2: Or he's given up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I like someone when they've given up then, yeah,

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because it's the beginning of redemption.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's at the beginning of a berth of new

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I kind of wish I was named er Nesto. It's

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a fun name. I feel like you could instantly do

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the splits if your name is or Nesto and he can.

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Everyone takes their turn blowing fire, and Alicia really excels.

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It had not show's words, not mine, you know what

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Speaker 1: Can you help me out here?

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Speaker 2: I wasn't insinuating that it was a show's words, not mine.

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Speaker 1: Okay, she was good at it.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, it hasn't been going too hot. But let me

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read this. Let me read this. It hasn't been going

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too hot. And buldeck, she may want to turn into.

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Speaker 1: A fire breather.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's just good advice for sea rats.

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Speaker 1: I think that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally.

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Speaker 3: Can I do a meanwhile?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Please?

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Jenna and Eddie prove that nothing there's nothing a

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young sea rat can't get past when faced with the

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loneliness of the sea. If you'll remember Dylan. Two days ago,

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Jenna had sworn off Eddie because he was texting they

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didn't want anything to do with her and actually wanted

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her roommate Alicia, who keeps stealing that stuffed penis dollar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so crazy that she keeps doing that.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, going well, and.

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Speaker 3: Now today he's the greatest thing since sea rat. Slice bread, right,

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and I think the I think the problem is is, well,

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maybe problem with all my exes is that I should

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have dated him on a boat.

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Speaker 2: What would the sea rat slice bread be AfterAll espressopods, siggs?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, the guys get back to the boat, Jenna and

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the guys laugh about Alicia being good at blowing. Okay,

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and here in here in liesa moment where these boys

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have gotten a little bit of gossip. Here they've sensed

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the tension. They're going to jump on it. But then

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we get to Mikey who continues to just be such

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a little fuck.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I all right, And this comes in later when

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he drops that little secret about sneaking the stylus on board.

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I honestly believe he's doing these things on purpose to agitate.

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It's I don't know why people do this. I've I've

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known a few people in my life that do things

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intentionally to agitate. They cannot help them.

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Speaker 2: So he's treating it like a show, which I appreciate.

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He's he's it's manufactured, like he's going out of his

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way to over dramatize stuff and be a little shithead,

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which again I find annoying. What it's good TV. I

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mean he literally blew the entire surprise and then went

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around with the blood oh thing. I mean, it's crazy.

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We we've never seen anything like it. It's absolutely insane.

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Thank you Mikey. Wow. But he is a little fuck.

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He tells Alisha that they go down and this is

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where you mentioned he just has to agitate. He goes, oh,

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we were just sonning. We were just hanging out and sonning.

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And this really sets Alisha off. Daisy says it it's

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He tells Daisy, I think that it's not his job

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to clean the vessel.

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Speaker 3: Something along those lines, something along, and now he pisses

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off Daisy.

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Speaker 2: Not only is it your responsibility to clean the vessel,

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but whatever stains may come as a result of what's

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transpiring on this boat, that's your responsibility too, whether it's

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from you guys or any of the paying guests. Okay,

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you've got to get down and dirty, buddy.

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Speaker 3: Now we've contemplated a lot of sea rats who could

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possibly be terminated on this vessel. This right now. If

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I'm a betting man, it's Mikey.

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Speaker 2: A pole position. Pole position. I think get fired.

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Speaker 3: I think the ball can biscuit I think the worst

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is behind her and Alicia. All her stuff is just personal,

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personal issues. It's not a work thing anymore. Mikey gets

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work and personal. You can't have both.

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Speaker 2: I think they could both get shit can but we'll

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see what happens. The Gays tell Alicia that Jenna had

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a thing or two to say about her, and Alicia

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tries to engage them in conversation, and multiple Sea Rotes

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do this throughout this episode, and the Searets have to

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be reminded.

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Speaker 3: You were.

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Speaker 2: Filthy Sea rats. You're not supposed to talk to these people.

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They shut them down.

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Speaker 1: Very very quickly.

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Speaker 2: Throughout this episode, Alicia's trying to give her side of

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the story, and they're just like, yeah, no, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: We'll have a drink though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we get to the next day. I believe. I'm

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sorry if I missed anything.

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Speaker 3: Now that's about it.

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Speaker 2: Mikey gives Joel some life advice. He goes, you should

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break with l even though I told you that you

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could have her, even though she was really into me.

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But I think that she would be better for you.

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But you should for sure talk to her and break

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up with her. He's just he's he's a bottomless pit

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of life advice this kid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, although I would, I don't know why Jawah would

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feel compelled to do anything at this stage of the game.

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Speaker 2: It's really bizarre. Yeah, yeah, it's really bizarre.

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Speaker 3: Well, then Alicia once again steals Jenna's teddy bear penis.

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And I know it doesn't seem like a big deal

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that she's doing this, but this is, in fact the

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third time. I think I've told this story before, but

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when my Grammy we put her in the assisted living home,

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eventually she began sneaking into the other guests rooms that

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were in the assisted that she started stealing their dolls

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and then hiding them under her bed. To be fair,

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she was ninety five and didn't know what planet she

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was on. So Alicia doing this has me asking a

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lot of questions, sure, like where does milk come from?

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Or how do you spell cat?

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Speaker 2: You think that she would have a tough time answering

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this question, or you're having a tough time answering this question.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, she we should we should ask her because

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this behavior is odd.

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Speaker 2: It is really odd. Yeah, yeah, I think if we

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asked Alicia where milk came from. She would definitely not answer,

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but she would get pretty upset. It'd be it would be, uh,

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you know, how could you do this? How dare you

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do this?

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Speaker 1: And then walk off and we go.

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Speaker 2: Wow, she still hasn't told us where milk comes from.

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Speaker 3: So, Alestia, what day is it?

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Speaker 2: Leave me alone? Well, come on, you got to answer something.

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So we get to Tyler. Who did the fans say

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is ripping him to pieces? Todd gout balls or something?

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Todd goutballs. Remember Tyler's hass a he has a benefactor?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think they said gout balls. That was

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obviously just joking around.

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Speaker 2: It's a joke.

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Speaker 3: No, but someone was analyzing the hand around his shoulder

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and they had said that it was very creepy, old,

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very crip keeper. Yeah, so very old, okay old.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, he's living it up. Man, He's paying a

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makeup artist twelve k to sneak onto the boat and

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do him in drag.

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Speaker 3: Now here's my problem with this. Yeah, I forget what

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the name of his makeup artist is.

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Speaker 2: Forgive me, but I do not.

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Speaker 3: Okay, if you're going to go to all the trouble

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of sneaking him on the boat and then after dinner

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disclose that he is in fact on the boat with you.

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Doesn't that?

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Speaker 2: Patrick? Can I tell you how confused I was by

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the entire thing. I was very very confused by the

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entire thing. I didn't know why he was sneaking him on.

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I didn't know why it was such a big deal.

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I didn't know why the guests were so unhappy with

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You know, it was all very confusing.

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Speaker 3: Right, Why would your makeup stylist, whatever guy he is,

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be on the boat and then you announced that after

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dinner that he happens to be here unless he was

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in fact makeup?

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Speaker 2: Is it a thing where it's rude to not pay

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for the other people to get makeup?

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Speaker 3: Perhaps that was the thing. Although aren't you floating this

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whole benefactory.

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Speaker 2: Going on here?

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Speaker 1: So let's get to breakfast.

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Speaker 3: Soft eggs served for a king or a disswasher. Ha ha

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haa okay, the same thing.

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Speaker 2: All right? Okay, we get soft scrammys with a little

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pepper and olive oil. This is a classic preparation, okay,

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one that I think anyone would welcome on their breakfast table.

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The important thing, the important distinction here with this is

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though that he is covered in dish soap, so it's

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actually disgusting. Now, how did we arrive at this mishap?

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Ben instructed his gally hand whatever we're calling galley assistant,

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to adorn the soft scramby with olive oil. Now, to

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her credit, I have to say, we took a look

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at the dish soap that they use, and we all

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know what olive oil looks like. What kind of other

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world shit is happening where the dish soap is this sodden,

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dead brown liquid that looks like shitty olive oil. It's

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so confusing to me.

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Speaker 3: I have a dare I say a better question? Why

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are you using the exact same container to store both liquids?

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And why are they next to each other without a

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fucking label? Right, yeah, it's not. It's not if it's

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going to happen. It's when you fucking dumb sea rats.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, now, now the guests go, hey, this tastes

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like attempted murder. Actually, okay, this is what some of

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Putin's guests taste.

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Speaker 3: When this is what it felt like, and Putin said, hey,

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it's great, a fine, keep eating.

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Speaker 2: It's just covered in olive oil. Let don't know what

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you're talking about. It's doused and olive oil. I don't

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know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: And they say, I think you're trying to poist me.

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And then he says, look, you can eat the fucking

470
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eggs and die this way, or there's a couple guys

471
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behind the boat. They'll put cent to your feet and

472
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throw you over the boat. So which way you want

473
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to go?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a tough negotiator.

475
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Speaker 2: But the the paying guests go so again, this tasted

476
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like we were gonna die if we eat all of it.

477
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And Ben says, it's such a shame. Mm hmmm, it's

478
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such a shame.

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Speaker 3: Ben.

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Speaker 2: I I agree, it is such a shame, but it's also.

481
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Speaker 1: I mean, can we find a different word?

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Speaker 2: You pour dish soap all over breakfast? That's he's so insane.

483
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Speaker 3: Now, this is where this is where character comes in.

484
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I think the old Ben that we had seen at

485
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the beginning of this season would have started with calling

486
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her names, and it wouldn't have been lovely no no no,

487
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or honey or sweetie pie or whatever he was doing.

488
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It would have been something more offensive, and then he

489
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probably would have insisted that she be fired. The now

490
00:25:25,839 --> 00:25:31,599
new Ben essentially took blame for it, accountability, yeah, and

491
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didn't beat her up about it and said let's move on.

492
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He's been a new he's been a new That speaks

493
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character to me.

494
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Speaker 2: He's no longer has been he's been a new.

495
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Speaker 1: M Wow, that's beautiful.

496
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Speaker 2: Well, he tells Ellie he's got her back. Very confusing

497
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,319
to me. I don't know why she's flew off a handle,

498
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screamed at you, and then poured dishop all over the eggs.

499
00:25:50,839 --> 00:25:53,599
It's kind of a two strike policy, I guess. But

500
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unfortunately for Ellie, Captain j Man overhears them talking about

501
00:25:58,319 --> 00:26:01,839
this little misshap, this little gift, and Ellie tells him,

502
00:26:01,839 --> 00:26:03,640
you know, I'm really sorry, I'm really embarrassed, but I

503
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,400
actually I doubt their breakfast and dish set.

504
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Speaker 3: I mean, it's like crazy, you don't hear that?

505
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:17,559
Speaker 2: And he goes you what you heard, correct, dish soap.

506
00:26:17,599 --> 00:26:21,880
I covered it all in dish soap. And Jason walks

507
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away and he says, and I quote, I'm actually really.

508
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Speaker 1: Embarrassed about this.

509
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Speaker 2: That's good. That's good.

510
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean acceptance, I think is the first is

511
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:44,200
the start of rectification, right, Yeah, Because Captain hotpants. Jason,

512
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you are on a television show, but you are definitely

513
00:26:47,559 --> 00:26:51,839
responsible for this. You're setting people up for failure. I mean,

514
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,599
Ellie's never been in a kitchen before.

515
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,319
Speaker 2: I'm actually really embarrassed about this. Okay, that's crazy. So

516
00:26:57,559 --> 00:27:01,079
we get to a plan that has been hatched. All right,

517
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,720
while the guys are snorkeling, we're gonna sneak the makeup

518
00:27:05,839 --> 00:27:10,079
artist on, and to complicate things, two, we're gonna stay

519
00:27:10,079 --> 00:27:14,960
behind quite the wrench. Now, Daisy, in a wonderfully eighty

520
00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:18,240
yard line, says over the radio, please remember to be

521
00:27:18,319 --> 00:27:19,680
careful with the makeup artist.

522
00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: This is a secret. Okay, Now the makeup artist is

523
00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:27,920
I thought at this point this was.

524
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 2: Gonna be Daisy's fault because the plan that she comes

525
00:27:30,559 --> 00:27:35,000
up with is to send the two behind on a

526
00:27:35,039 --> 00:27:39,960
paddle board out into the waters where the dinghy is

527
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,279
coming to the boat from. It made no sense.

528
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,519
Speaker 3: Here's I have another idea. Put a gigantic raincoat on

529
00:27:47,559 --> 00:27:50,440
the dude, right, you know, like I know he did

530
00:27:50,519 --> 00:27:52,599
last summer, the guy with the hook, you know, just

531
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,440
call him an engineer, put some sunglasses on him, have

532
00:27:55,559 --> 00:27:56,039
him walk on.

533
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,799
Speaker 2: What was that guy? That was? He? Like a dead

534
00:27:58,839 --> 00:28:00,000
guy or no, that's.

535
00:27:59,839 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 3: What's so horrible about that movie. No one ever knows

536
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:02,519
who it was.

537
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 2: Calen, do you know the guy with the hook? Is

538
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:08,119
he like reanimated or did he just survive the car accident?

539
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,079
Speaker 3: I have not seen the movie, unfortunately, speaking of surviving

540
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,359
car accidents, you know who else was in that film?

541
00:28:13,799 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 2: And hey, that's right? No, yeah, yeah, no way we

542
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,720
should have said speaking of not surviving car accident. Correct, sorry,

543
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:28,079
which we don't need to get into it. Rest in

544
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:31,519
peace and hash very troubled life, I will say, though,

545
00:28:32,079 --> 00:28:34,119
not to get into the technicality.

546
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: She did survive it.

547
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:39,799
Speaker 2: For a moment.

548
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 1: It's weird and uh okay.

549
00:28:43,359 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 3: It's all a very terrifying vision. We can all live

550
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,400
it for the rest of our lives, all right.

551
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: So anyways, let's get to sushi because.

552
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,119
Speaker 2: Everybody gets back from history cling, the makeup artist arrives,

553
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,480
it all goes off without any well hitch.

554
00:28:57,359 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 3: Well kind of is this when Mikey drops the diner?

555
00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:03,599
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna be driving the dime at sushi lunch.

556
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:09,559
Sushi lunch is haphazardly cut and plated, and I would

557
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:15,759
implore everyone to pause when Daisy sets down the platter

558
00:29:17,039 --> 00:29:20,000
because we really have to take a look at this

559
00:29:20,319 --> 00:29:22,319
sushi platter. Now I've taken a photo of it. Can

560
00:29:22,359 --> 00:29:24,960
you take a look at this please, because I've committed

561
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,960
it to memory. Okay. Now you'll notice first that the

562
00:29:29,119 --> 00:29:33,400
rice is stripped off of the majority of the pieces. Okay.

563
00:29:33,559 --> 00:29:38,599
Speaker 3: Also, King Kong would choke on this, Okay, So maybe

564
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,319
you're thinking that this was a stylistic choice that half

565
00:29:41,359 --> 00:29:44,079
the rice is just ripped off, almost as if the

566
00:29:44,119 --> 00:29:45,200
wind got to it.

567
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,519
Speaker 2: But multiple other pieces of sushi have the entire rice

568
00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:54,920
surrounding the role. So anyways, that's confusing. We also have radishes.

569
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,480
There are four radishes just dead on the plate in

570
00:29:58,559 --> 00:30:01,920
the corner of this platter. Okay. It is one of

571
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,680
the most pathetic things I've seen. What there are five

572
00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:06,839
pieces that just have a shit tone of black sasme

573
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:13,440
seeds on them. It's wild zero pots, an affront and

574
00:30:13,519 --> 00:30:16,480
an assault to the eyes.

575
00:30:16,359 --> 00:30:17,839
Speaker 1: And Japanese cooking.

576
00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:21,359
Speaker 3: But well, it gets better though.

577
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:27,519
Speaker 2: We have to get to Mikey. Okay, Mikey heads out

578
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,279
and he's our favorite fuck up.

579
00:30:30,359 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: He asked the gang their thoughts.

580
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:38,559
Speaker 2: On the makeup artist that is secretly stashed in the

581
00:30:38,599 --> 00:30:43,160
boat somewhere. This is like an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

582
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:50,759
Quite honestly, they don't know about this makeup artist. It's

583
00:30:50,799 --> 00:30:54,839
been told to the sea routs multiple times, probably three

584
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,039
or four times. This is a secret. And so the

585
00:30:57,119 --> 00:31:00,279
question is do we think Mikey knew or do we

586
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:02,480
think he's just that big a fuck up.

587
00:31:04,039 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 3: Well, I know one thing for sure. He doesn't fucking listen. Okay,

588
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,240
he does it. I used to have that problem. Then

589
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:17,240
I got better because it wasn't working out for me. Mikey.

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00:31:17,839 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 2: You know, I'm really sorry, but I've been duped all

591
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:24,000
evening by this thermos. I've been thinking that there's water

592
00:31:24,079 --> 00:31:26,119
in here, that the ice is melted. No, it's dry,

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Speaker 3: Back well, Daisy finds out and she's really pissed and

669
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she says, Mikey, go fix this.

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Speaker 2: So Mikey, uh, it's so crazy, Like okay, So there's

671
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a couple of things with with Mikey going to Daisy

672
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that are really really bananas. So he goes and he

673
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,960
tells her and I'm not sure if you got this.

674
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He said, it must have slipped out of my head

675
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:33,199
because I haven't spent much time with the guests. While

676
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:38,760
being chastised for ruining one of the main requests of

677
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:44,800
the primary, he critiques Daisy's placement of him in the

678
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:53,119
boat really unbelievable stuff. Okay. Then she says, you need

679
00:35:53,159 --> 00:35:57,760
to fix this. Go bother them with your weird haircut

680
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,320
and your cockneyed accent or whatever the fuck it is.

681
00:36:00,519 --> 00:36:01,760
How is that a solution?

682
00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:06,639
Speaker 3: Well, regardless, he does it anyway. He heads out works

683
00:36:06,639 --> 00:36:09,400
his way around the boat, bribing the guests with a

684
00:36:09,519 --> 00:36:15,320
bottle of champagne in his quote unquote charm ha.

685
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I want to talk about you know, I

686
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:25,079
want to talk about sea rats and their condition really quickly,

687
00:36:25,119 --> 00:36:28,400
because Mikey's motivated, he knows that his back is against

688
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,679
the wall, and typically in this situation. Sea rats can

689
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:37,320
spiral in one of two ways. Okay, there's a passive way.

690
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:43,960
It's an internal route. It's kind of introverted binge drinking

691
00:36:44,039 --> 00:36:47,440
and paranoia. You know, the quiet kind, right, we've seen it.

692
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,519
They melt in their cabins. Then there's the active kind

693
00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:56,599
where they start pitching horrible ideas. They're over confident, they

694
00:36:56,599 --> 00:36:59,960
have mania. Okay, and this is what Mikey is battle

695
00:37:00,199 --> 00:37:02,440
right now, and he's actually losing. He goes around to

696
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:06,320
every single charter guest and asks them not to mention

697
00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:12,960
to the primary that he told them about the makeup artist.

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He goes to every single one, goes in their room

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00:37:17,199 --> 00:37:20,800
while they're relaxing with drinks that they didn't ask for,

700
00:37:21,679 --> 00:37:27,159
and says, I need you to shut your fucking bathy.

701
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, and by the way, they pledge allegiance to him.

702
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,800
Of course we won't do this, which lasts about four

703
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,840
and a half seconds after the first entrack.

704
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,599
Speaker 2: Because but to be fair to them, they're paying an

705
00:37:39,639 --> 00:37:43,960
absurd amount of money. They're on their balcony in no

706
00:37:44,079 --> 00:37:48,039
clothing with one another, and this best Buy employee with

707
00:37:48,159 --> 00:37:52,320
a weird haircut walks in offering them an oath pact

708
00:37:52,559 --> 00:37:55,320
and a drink that they didn't order. It's fucking insane.

709
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 3: Also, it's a lose lose for them because if they

710
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,320
agree to this then and they're kind of lying to

711
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,400
their buddy too, rather than call everyone's gonna watch this

712
00:38:04,519 --> 00:38:04,840
on TV.

713
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 2: It's stupid. It's so stupid.

714
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 3: You know what else is stupid? Dylan is the balk

715
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,840
and biscuit and making that cake for Jua.

716
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,559
Speaker 2: Ellie is really excited about Chuau and it's honestly really sweet.

717
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:21,280
It's insanely wrong. Well, but it's really really sweet.

718
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 3: Well, she says, going for Juau shooting for the stars

719
00:38:26,119 --> 00:38:32,239
is like buying a lottery ticket. Yeah, it's actually the

720
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,360
first time I agree with.

721
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 2: An analogy of perfect analogy.

722
00:38:35,559 --> 00:38:38,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, buying a lottery ticket is one of the saddest

723
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:44,360
human experiences, especially observing buying a lottery ticket.

724
00:38:44,599 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, the ladness washes away very quickly to anger because

725
00:38:48,639 --> 00:38:51,880
you are so gross and you've bought seventy tickets and

726
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,760
I'm just trying to get a fucking Celsius.

727
00:38:55,039 --> 00:38:58,639
Speaker 3: That's right, the line of society's lost souls waiting at

728
00:38:58,639 --> 00:38:59,760
their local rundown.

729
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 2: They sure it's just what the computer says man, I'll

730
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,719
run it again.

731
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,679
Speaker 1: You lost, man, That's what it's designed for.

732
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 3: Also, like they got somewhere to go with a handful

733
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,880
of life's other bad choices. A pack of SIGs forty,

734
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,639
a malt liquor, maybe a pregnancy test or two or.

735
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can't forget the biggest sodas you've ever seen.

736
00:39:21,519 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 3: It all looking like they live in their car. Yeah

737
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:29,159
if they don't want so, Yes, Yes, going for Jay. Wow,

738
00:39:30,119 --> 00:39:35,440
it's like buying a lottery ticket. Yes, No one's winning, okay,

739
00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:41,199
so and whoever does is lacking the fundamentals of responsibility anyway,

740
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:42,079
because they'll piss through.

741
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 2: I love to play the lotto every once in a while.

742
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,559
You just got to be quick about it, all right. Anyways,

743
00:39:49,599 --> 00:39:52,800
we're getting geared up for the Dragon Night and things

744
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:53,920
are really tense.

745
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,159
Speaker 1: We've got Alicia popping off a Jenna.

746
00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 2: We've got Daisy trying to take a shower and Piece

747
00:39:59,039 --> 00:40:01,039
yelling in the Walkeet's absolute chaos.

748
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,199
Speaker 1: And then we get to Mikey and the hair.

749
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,119
Speaker 2: Uh, he's running a little late. He's not really helping

750
00:40:06,159 --> 00:40:08,400
the rest of the interior out. You know how to

751
00:40:08,519 --> 00:40:11,760
read's late to everything? Yes, Okay, if you're a man

752
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,000
and you're gonna spend this time, this much time on

753
00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:19,960
your hair, and you're going to let women do all

754
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,280
of the hard labor required in the interior, wake up

755
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,280
when you need to wake up so that your hair

756
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,239
can look stupid. You know you want that. That's fine.

757
00:40:29,599 --> 00:40:35,320
I think it looks Listen to each their own. I'm

758
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,840
sure he looks at things. His hair look great. It

759
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,840
might it might look great, but you got to wake

760
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,280
up early and get it done and be on time.

761
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,280
Eddie walks out in address and with tool comments on

762
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,199
his big balls.

763
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: It's good to see her on the show.

764
00:40:50,519 --> 00:40:52,159
Speaker 2: I know, yeah, it's just she's not on the show.

765
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,599
It's good to see her on the show. Also, Jason

766
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,199
walks like a stripper. Okay, so the ladies make their

767
00:40:57,679 --> 00:41:01,000
their entrance. There's a very uncomfortable about the whole thing.

768
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,960
The friends have been told by Mikey they're disgusted with

769
00:41:04,039 --> 00:41:07,920
the entire charade. And we do the drag and eventually

770
00:41:08,119 --> 00:41:12,320
the makeup artist is unveiled, standing there like an extra.

771
00:41:12,519 --> 00:41:15,199
The whole thing was really stellar and awkward.

772
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,760
Speaker 3: M didn't make sense.

773
00:41:19,119 --> 00:41:20,519
Speaker 1: Caln, what did you think of it?

774
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:25,280
Speaker 3: I thought it was great entertainment. I can't deny that. Okay,

775
00:41:25,679 --> 00:41:28,119
was there dinner? Did you discuss dinner? Sorry?

776
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,760
Speaker 1: Did I scoop over dinner?

777
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,679
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, I think I just fast forward in

778
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,800
this accident. So Alicia is in a bad way. She's

779
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:39,960
getting hammered with drink orders and she kind of slips

780
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,159
into a bit of a trance. She goes, I can't

781
00:41:44,199 --> 00:41:48,599
find anything. It was like there was this horseshoe of

782
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:52,400
gay guys, this horseshoe of drag queens screaming at her

783
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,760
that they want Cosmos. And in that moment, she was

784
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,280
kind of like Tom Hanks on that beach.

785
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 3: She was just hearing a ring.

786
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:04,039
Speaker 2: There was just a ring. So she goes down and

787
00:42:04,079 --> 00:42:07,000
she sees Mikey just standing around. She goes, hey, it's

788
00:42:07,039 --> 00:42:09,639
a living fucking nightmare up there. Do you want to

789
00:42:09,639 --> 00:42:11,400
come help in any way? Shape of Mikey.

790
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,599
Speaker 3: Actually, Mikey came walking down the stairs. He was holding

791
00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:19,000
his arm. I never forgot that scene. You know what

792
00:42:19,039 --> 00:42:22,000
I was gonna say about Lisia. She's suffering. And there's

793
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:24,559
been a couple cast members on Below Deck over the years.

794
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:28,679
It's the second season Curse. You had a decent first season,

795
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,679
So you say, you know what, what the hell, I'll

796
00:42:30,679 --> 00:42:32,039
come back for a second.

797
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:36,119
Speaker 1: The second album and it does not go well. It's

798
00:42:36,199 --> 00:42:36,920
such a shame.

799
00:42:37,199 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's that band? Where did I go wrong? You?

800
00:42:45,159 --> 00:42:48,119
Did I go wrong? Helloa friend?

801
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about is that

802
00:42:51,159 --> 00:42:55,360
I don't know. I don't like that band. Though I

803
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:56,119
don't like that band.

804
00:42:56,199 --> 00:43:01,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, it says this, it's some great emotional punch.

805
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:05,519
Speaker 2: He hits they do. Huh yeah atle bit on this

806
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,920
all right, let's get to dinner. Dinner is ten still

807
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:14,880
between the queens. I'm just very confused about the whole

808
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,760
dynamic at this point. But the food is disgusting. There's

809
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:21,400
slop on the bottom. Okay, it's a league in garlic

810
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:25,039
risotto and a bucket of port reduction. Honestly, it looked

811
00:43:25,079 --> 00:43:29,039
like a fucking eating contest. Amount of port reduction. It

812
00:43:29,119 --> 00:43:32,679
was crazy. And then we go back to nineteen fifty seven.

813
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,320
We've got a carrot ribbon as a garnish on top

814
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:39,920
of your beef. Okay, it was maybe a seventeen pot dinner.

815
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 1: Not that great. Tyler the primary goes.

816
00:43:43,639 --> 00:43:50,039
Speaker 2: And confronts Mikey at the end of the the walk

817
00:43:50,159 --> 00:43:54,159
and the ceremonies, right, what did you think of his tactics.

818
00:43:55,119 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 3: I'm surprised he did it. I'm happy he did it.

819
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,840
And then Mikey lies right to his mother fucking face, no,

820
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,159
I didn't do it, but I'll let you know if

821
00:44:02,199 --> 00:44:06,400
I hear anything though. Uh huh, yeah, yeah, that's right.

822
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:11,360
Speaker 2: And then after he says that, he looks to camera

823
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,800
and he goes, I can't believe him getting away with it.

824
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,599
All right, so we're about to head down, Daisy delegates

825
00:44:21,599 --> 00:44:24,519
to Mikey and Alicia. And Alicia, she's so fucking weird.

826
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,159
She goes, We're gonna lean on each other, isn't it right?

827
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,920
We're gonna lean on each other. He goes, I don't

828
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,639
even want to fucking have this conversation right now. Okay,

829
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,679
I don't know what the fuck she's talking about. And

830
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:41,639
this is intercut with odd shots of Ellie showering, and

831
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:45,280
then we get to the moment we've all been waiting

832
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,719
for it. I really do want to just take a

833
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:52,280
moment and play this audio because it's truly special stuff

834
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:52,880
from Joao.

835
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,079
Speaker 3: All right now, I gotta tell you it is hard

836
00:44:55,079 --> 00:44:57,280
to break up with someone face to face it is.

837
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 2: And maybe it maybe it just didn't make any Sen

838
00:45:00,039 --> 00:45:02,079
sends to me because I had taken an edible, but

839
00:45:02,119 --> 00:45:05,119
I think it was pure nonsense. Let's go back. I

840
00:45:05,159 --> 00:45:05,559
do want to.

841
00:45:05,519 --> 00:45:10,119
Speaker 5: Speak to you that I like you and I think

842
00:45:10,159 --> 00:45:14,199
that our friendship and stuff is strong. I hear so

843
00:45:14,199 --> 00:45:19,320
I'm trying not to go back to my if I

844
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:23,280
if we continue, then I feel like I'm leading my weaknesses.

845
00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:26,159
Speaker 2: When because.

846
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,599
Speaker 5: I'm just I feel like I don't want to close

847
00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:35,039
myself off from something that's great and then ruin something

848
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:40,519
between us by allowing something to be more, And then

849
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,760
you know, I'd rather maintain.

850
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 3: Can I tell you what doesn't help him? It's her

851
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,079
saying right, right right, because he thinks he's he thinks

852
00:45:51,119 --> 00:45:52,800
he's making ground here.

853
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,119
Speaker 2: I think she I think what really didn't help him

854
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:03,079
is she goes one time, throughout the entire babble of nonsense, she.

855
00:46:03,119 --> 00:46:05,519
Speaker 1: Goes, what do you mean by that?

856
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,159
Speaker 3: That great question?

857
00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 2: That was a speed bump that he could not overcome. Okay,

858
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,400
I want to help you out.

859
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 3: Hey, I want to be real with you. I like you,

860
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,719
but I don't want anything serious at all, and I

861
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:22,239
don't want to lead you on I have feelings for

862
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,840
someone else, and that's kind of it, and I just

863
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:26,880
don't want to lead John.

864
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 2: So there's no reason to get so poetic about it

865
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:34,360
that I can't pull it off. So anyways, that was really,

866
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,880
really cringe worthy, and Ellie leaves the conversation, as we

867
00:46:38,039 --> 00:46:42,920
mentioned hopeful. Normally, this is a dude that leaves this

868
00:46:43,119 --> 00:46:50,360
like so I think, yeah, No, She says that it

869
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,320
sounds like they're on the same page.

870
00:46:54,599 --> 00:46:57,599
Speaker 1: Now, the reason why she might be confused.

871
00:46:57,599 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 2: About what he said to her, well, you heard it.

872
00:47:01,079 --> 00:47:03,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot of words.

873
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,119
Speaker 2: There's a lot of nonsense. So let's get up next day,

874
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,639
next morning. It's gonna be a tough one for Daisy.

875
00:47:09,039 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 3: Well, she's on fire.

876
00:47:10,639 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 2: I feel bad for her.

877
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 3: Honestly, I kind of do too, and I've probably been

878
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,480
a little too harder on this season. But because I'm

879
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,519
pulling it a lot of her past ante, we.

880
00:47:19,519 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 1: Have to keep it into it, we have to factor it.

881
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,599
Speaker 2: That's okay, but she is surrounded by such a carnival

882
00:47:24,599 --> 00:47:27,519
of characters. First, she pulls Jenna and Vince about Mikey

883
00:47:27,519 --> 00:47:31,079
and Alicia. Great moment from Jenna, I'm younger than both

884
00:47:31,159 --> 00:47:35,320
of these idiots. Great line. Then Daisy gets really pissed

885
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:39,599
at Ellie because Ellie is making a lemon meringue cheesecake

886
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:44,719
for Juwau. Where's birthday? Where's birthday? Aka? The guy that

887
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:49,119
told her in very uncertain terms.

888
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:52,519
Speaker 3: Very uncertain. We're all uncertain what that sa' not on

889
00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:55,960
the same page, I will say, and Ben once again

890
00:47:56,079 --> 00:47:59,400
a man of character as I've come to see. Yeah, uh,

891
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,400
he says, she woke up an hour early before her

892
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,679
shift to do this right.

893
00:48:04,039 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 2: Okay, so leave it alone, leave.

894
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 3: It alone, regardless, she is in the right here. She's like,

895
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,760
everybody's doing something but their job.

896
00:48:13,119 --> 00:48:16,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like, I appreciate that she woke up an

897
00:48:16,039 --> 00:48:18,719
hour early, but that means that she lost an hour

898
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:24,079
of sleep. And given the absolute fucking chaos that we

899
00:48:24,199 --> 00:48:27,400
have been in for the past three charters, maybe we

900
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:31,000
don't do extracurriculars and just sleep and try to do

901
00:48:31,039 --> 00:48:33,039
the basics. She's losing her mind.

902
00:48:33,079 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 3: Although I do like that point.

903
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:41,119
Speaker 2: But Daisy's running plates and Ellie. Ellie has a command

904
00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:45,320
of the position that is not necessary. Okay, she gets

905
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,280
on the walkie because Daisy has not brought up the

906
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,039
butter and the frittata, and she goes, what the fuck's

907
00:48:52,079 --> 00:49:00,480
going on? And Daisy goes, they're docking a fifty million

908
00:49:00,519 --> 00:49:03,440
dollar yacht. Have you ever been on these before? Don't

909
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,239
talk to me while they're doing that. That's the end

910
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,079
of the episode. Next week they're going to be rewarded

911
00:49:09,159 --> 00:49:11,559
for all this insanity. Buy a day off at a

912
00:49:11,639 --> 00:49:14,639
villa as.

913
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 3: I always love that. Yeah, this team is absolutely incompetent.

914
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,639
I have an idea how to make it better. Let's

915
00:49:23,679 --> 00:49:27,039
let see rats drink for two days straight, right right right?

916
00:49:27,199 --> 00:49:27,719
That will help.

917
00:49:28,119 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 2: So get in the comments. Let us know what you

918
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,119
thought at the episode. You got a patroon dot comver

919
00:49:32,119 --> 00:49:34,719
Sesson on the podcast network for Real Housewives of Rhode

920
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,760
Island and Summer House and more. We love you very much.

921
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,679
I'm dyl and saying goodbye, Pat, say goodbye day dam

922
00:50:01,159 --> 00:50:04,760
Speaker 3: Sen misting, sustanding,