Speaker 1: It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with Jack and Carnascio.
Speaker 2: So JP Sorrow Think You're Untouchable.
Speaker 3: Word Light Pass, word Light special reporting.
Speaker 2: The last time is now was decided as part of
Speaker 2: the Clunrappening, and we're feeling untremendous work soon for like
Speaker 2: a tremendous sense of gratitude, as we do each and
Speaker 2: every year thanks to the outpouring of support from the
Speaker 2: solar system. But as part of our planning of the
Speaker 2: unwrappening this year, we thought to ourselves, you know, sne
Speaker 2: is coming to Bustin for the last time on the
Speaker 2: weekend that we had penciled in for the unwrapping, and
Speaker 2: we thought, if this is the last time for John Cena,
Speaker 2: maybe it's the last time you and I go to
Speaker 2: the Boston Garden for a show.
Speaker 4: That's true, That's true.
Speaker 3: I mean the last time is now, and the last
Speaker 3: the last time is.
Speaker 2: Wow, and the last time is how.
Speaker 3: I just I sit here wondering as we're like passing
Speaker 3: all these there in traffic, and all these cars are
Speaker 3: obviously going to the Garden to go see John Seen's
Speaker 3: final show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: The traffic was backed up for miles obviously everybody is
Speaker 3: coming to see John Cena's show. But I wonder, I
Speaker 3: asked the question, are we the only ones who are
Speaker 3: absolutely miserable to go see John Ceena's last show.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're. I don't think that there's possibly
Speaker 2: anybody in Boston Garden who's gonna feel as kind of
Speaker 2: dragged into this thing as we are. Like we are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're basically forced ourselves to buy tickets to go
Speaker 3: to something we don't want to go.
Speaker 2: It just worked out too well. Yep. And that's the
Speaker 2: story of our lives. You go looking for trouble, trouble
Speaker 2: comes looking for us.
Speaker 3: That's Laps last. Serendipity is against us. That's the thing
Speaker 3: people don't understand. Laps Center and Deputy is not always
Speaker 3: a blessing. A lot of times, more often than not.
Speaker 2: It is a curse. And so if we're going to
Speaker 2: go through this and pretend that there's something special and
Speaker 2: significant about Sena cutting a promo at the top of
Speaker 2: the show and then a series of tournament matches with
Speaker 2: mid Carver's to determine who's going to face him in
Speaker 2: the city, that would actually Poney up for his last
Speaker 2: match on like his well beloved hometown, which I think
Speaker 2: is a as we make away in is a huge
Speaker 2: storyline here.
Speaker 3: Well that's I mean, that's a good point because I
Speaker 3: out of all the people who would wrestle in their hometown,
Speaker 3: Seena was always booed. Sene has never been cheered fuck
Speaker 3: at Boston. I don't think I've ever seen Johnsena cheered
Speaker 3: in Boss. I don't know how often he's come in
Speaker 3: his like, you know, in his where now people like
Speaker 3: him where now that the kids from two thousand and
Speaker 3: five are now adults. But you know, I have never
Speaker 3: seen him in Boston since then. But every time I
Speaker 3: remember seeing him in Boston, they would play up this
Speaker 3: hometown hero thing and he'd get booed out of the building.
Speaker 3: Nobody in Massachusetts likes John Cena.
Speaker 2: I mean, what I will say is when you talk
Speaker 2: about like hometown support, yes, in pro wrestling, often what
Speaker 2: it means is no matter whether the guy's a face
Speaker 2: or a heel at any given moment, when he caught,
Speaker 2: when Jericho comes to Winnipeg, when Brett goes to Calgary,
Speaker 2: when Seampunk goes to Chicago. Ok, yeah right, more Tampa
Speaker 2: for that matter. Although within Ympoot and Timpoto. But the
Speaker 2: idea is that people will go nuts like even Seth,
Speaker 2: even Seth Rawlinson, like des Moines, Iowa, We'll gotta pop.
Speaker 2: That's never been John Cena's thing in Boston. They have
Speaker 2: never they have always been feeling about him how the
Speaker 2: rest of the ww fan base had felt about him.
Speaker 2: They hated him when it was when he was corneas fuck,
Speaker 2: they loved him when he wasn't corneas fuck, and he
Speaker 2: was never like Boston's favorite son and all this it
Speaker 2: never that never really sunk in with him.
Speaker 4: I don't think no, I mean that.
Speaker 3: I remember I'm trying to think of there was a
Speaker 3: Summer Slam specifically, and it was the did he Face
Speaker 3: Agdus SummerSlam that was in Boston?
Speaker 4: Was it two thousand and six? Did that happen in Boston?
Speaker 2: Two thousand and six was in Boston? Yeah, that was
Speaker 2: Hogan versus Radio, Right, So I think about that show,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you so. I remember I watched that show
Speaker 2: on pay per view. I was in LA at the time,
Speaker 2: and I remember thinking I was curious how Boston was
Speaker 2: going to.
Speaker 3: React to John Cena, Like are they going to give
Speaker 3: him the hometown hero welcome, and I just was I
Speaker 3: remember being like, nope, this.
Speaker 4: Guy just guy can't fucking win anywhere. He can't.
Speaker 3: I mean, he wins all the time, but he can't
Speaker 3: fucking win over the crowd anywhere he goes, even in
Speaker 3: his home tune.
Speaker 2: And and I mean.
Speaker 3: Maybe if he went to West Newbury, maybe the Fazios
Speaker 3: would share him.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well that's another thing too. I mean he essentially from
Speaker 2: New Hampshire. You know, if his real homecoming should be
Speaker 2: like Nationalea or Salem should be fucking yeah, Salem, New Hampshire,
Speaker 2: Verizon Wireless Arena, and maybe.
Speaker 4: That's that's where you should be.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know Elzers are boarded that. You know
Speaker 2: they wanted to do the last match in Boston, but
Speaker 2: Boston wouldn't pay to have the show in Washington, d C.
Speaker 4: Would Who are you talking at, John? Who that's from?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 8: Why do we want to fucking celebrate a guy from
Speaker 8: mathun Those guy's Carlton Fisk now?
Speaker 4: Because I don't. I mean, look, okay, he's from West Newbury, great,
Speaker 4: but like, what has he done? He's a fake? He's
Speaker 4: a faker.
Speaker 2: That's another interesting thing, as I think about Boston sports
Speaker 2: celebrities and the people that Boston the athletes that Boston
Speaker 2: has embraced the most and considered the fabric of the city,
Speaker 2: they aren't from Boston. You talk about Larry Bird, do
Speaker 2: you talk about David Ortiz, you talk about Carlton Fisk,
Speaker 2: you talk about people that when they come back here,
Speaker 2: they're just revered to a degree that like, there's no
Speaker 2: hometown pride in these people. It's just that they delivered
Speaker 2: for the home franchise, right.
Speaker 3: And I think that honestly, when I think if John
Speaker 3: Cena his hometown, I don't say, you know what I
Speaker 3: think of La To me, that's a hometown you know
Speaker 3: as well been born there, you know. I mean, I
Speaker 3: just I just can't. I cannot see the city of
Speaker 3: Boston in the state of Massachusetts giving a rats ass
Speaker 3: that John Cenen's final Boston Garden appearances happened tonight. So
Speaker 3: as we turned that over in our minds, we thought,
Speaker 3: you know, we probably should go because it's, if nothing else,
Speaker 3: it's something to see. We're not going there to have
Speaker 3: a you know, a syrupy sentimental experience overseen is which
Speaker 3: is gonna be a promo anyway, probably and maybe he'll
Speaker 3: give someone an AA, but we're gonna get the first round.
Speaker 2: Someone to a There's certainly a lot of people in
Speaker 2: that locker room that they're on the wagon. But it
Speaker 2: won't take it won't take much more than a stiff
Speaker 2: breeze to knock them off. Yeah, that's one of them.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, John, Oh John, Oh my god, it's
Speaker 8: your last time in the big city.
Speaker 4: I do wonder.
Speaker 2: I do wonder if they can can vint some like
Speaker 2: know nothing mayor like that this guy's like or no
Speaker 2: nothing governor from the past, that this guy's a big deal.
Speaker 2: You should be here at this thing. And they're like, okay,
Speaker 2: Like if people tell me that he's a local hero,
Speaker 2: I'll be there. And he's like, maybe he's not.
Speaker 4: Romney would be a tremendous raw.
Speaker 2: General manager, magnificent.
Speaker 4: He would be spectacular.
Speaker 2: There's a guy who would get a pop at Salt
Speaker 2: Lake City because they're so keen.
Speaker 3: On Utah these they're gonna have as many shows in
Speaker 3: Utah as you'd want. And Romniey would always get a
Speaker 3: big pop, biggest pop of the night, tell you Austin
Speaker 3: type pop.
Speaker 2: They could have used him to fill that house for
Speaker 2: Center Nate's main event. Wage didn't do so well a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago, but of course they they were.
Speaker 2: They were in the black several million dollars just to
Speaker 2: bring the show there in the first place, to start with.
Speaker 4: Yet nine months name kid, Mitt, It's Willard.
Speaker 2: Actually his first name is Willard's Mitts. I believe his
Speaker 2: middle name and.
Speaker 4: Or nicknamed way Why what baseball Mitt Romney?
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Catcher's Mitt Romney? Mittens called Carlton Fisk Mint,
Speaker 2: That's exactly. But yeah, I mean, get your hat, Mittens, Romney,
Speaker 2: go out in the cools. We're making that drive. We've
Speaker 2: made it a bunch of times, and in a lot
Speaker 2: of ways. I will say, it is a bit nostalgic
Speaker 2: for us to do a short thing like this.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, this is this goes back to to the two
Speaker 3: thousand and two two days early days, for sure.
Speaker 2: I agree. So we're kind of taking a break from
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Speaker 3: I might I'll tell you, I might get a shirt.
Speaker 3: I might, I might get the last time is now?
Speaker 2: Sure? Yeah, before we start to record a bus because
Speaker 2: you know, the question is do I get a shirt?
Speaker 4: Question?
Speaker 2: And now why why is it a question in your mind?
Speaker 2: What I said, By the way, for the record, I
Speaker 2: said you will get one.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying you should or shouldn't that you will,
Speaker 3: I know, because well, the questions I don't like.
Speaker 4: I just.
Speaker 3: So I in the last like maybe ten years or so,
Speaker 3: I'm at the point where I think to myself, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm in the moment, and I think about all the
Speaker 3: WrestleManias we've been to. You're in the moment and you
Speaker 3: want to buy something. You're like, I want to buy
Speaker 3: a shirt, But I think to myself, when the fuck
Speaker 3: am I gonna wear this shirt? I'm not gonna wear it. Ever,
Speaker 3: I don't want to wear it outside the house.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: I guess I could wear it inside the house. That's fine.
Speaker 3: But so I'm like, why do I want to give
Speaker 3: this company money? More money than I'm more to giving them.
Speaker 3: I'd rather give myself money and buy one of my shirts?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 4: And I get, you know, have too many of those
Speaker 4: two I know exactly.
Speaker 3: But I'm all fine, I'm fine supporting us, But I
Speaker 3: so but at the same time, I'm like, you know,
Speaker 3: it does feel kind of for It feels, for lack
Speaker 3: of a better term, it feels somewhat poignant to buy
Speaker 3: a last Time is Now in Boston shirt. I honestly,
Speaker 3: I think back to two thousand when I bought my
Speaker 3: Finally the Rock has.
Speaker 4: Come back to Woolster shirt that I used to have.
Speaker 3: You know, it's a unique It's like because to me,
Speaker 3: it feels at least somewhat unique in that it's like,
Speaker 3: it's really happening right here.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all the Wrestlmingia shirts too. That could you could
Speaker 3: say that, But I don't know, it just doesn't. This
Speaker 3: feels different to me. It probably doesn't. It's probably stupid.
Speaker 3: I'm probably giving in. I'm probably giving in to the devil.
Speaker 3: And that's fine. You know, I suppose we all do it.
Speaker 3: We've all been there. We've all given Satan some fucking
Speaker 3: sweet cheddar at some point.
Speaker 2: This is so, this is such a t KO experience,
Speaker 2: you know, Oh.
Speaker 4: My god, that's true.
Speaker 3: I don't think have we well, I guess for some
Speaker 3: of the restaurants we've been with the t KO, But
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It feels different. Well, this t KO era feels different. Oh,
Speaker 2: no question, I mean everything is so the kids say
Speaker 2: today it hits, HiT's different. Yes, Sin is going to
Speaker 2: hit different too, and that his punches are going to
Speaker 2: look more fake than ever tonight.
Speaker 4: Fact, isn't it true pretty much that nothing is really
Speaker 4: hitting these days?
Speaker 2: And the w W the isn't The metrics are there,
Speaker 2: but they don't understand the difference between that and people
Speaker 2: wholeheartedly being and excited. They don't understand that the Roman
Speaker 2: run is over and as much as as capable as
Speaker 2: Cody is, I think we're learning that Cody's thing was
Speaker 2: the chase, you know, and even though he's I'm not
Speaker 2: saying there's anyone better suited for that position right now.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying now that he's had the belt for
Speaker 2: a while and things have taken several different twists and turns,
Speaker 2: he had the street fighter opportunity, it's like, okay, well
Speaker 2: that it's not going to be the Cody run that
Speaker 2: a Steve Buston had no think about how we're truncated
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, think about how well think about all the people
Speaker 3: that you know, they get to this certain point and
Speaker 3: all of a sudden movies start coming to them, right,
Speaker 3: So it's like, you know, we're going to get to
Speaker 3: Hollywood Cody Road sometime soon, sooner than we like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, before Cody can establish something that we look at
Speaker 2: as like the scene or run, right, but the Dybu
Speaker 2: title for years and years or on top for years
Speaker 2: and years.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, honestly, you know, his run was stardust,
Speaker 3: So let's just remember that, all right, that's when he
Speaker 3: was at his prime.
Speaker 2: Look, I mean, I think scene even though it was
Speaker 2: a heel line, and he continues saying it, even if
Speaker 2: he turned back baby face in the summer, went with
Speaker 2: the last real world champion, because it's not I don't
Speaker 2: think it's so much John saying that he's better than
Speaker 2: everyone's ever we're gonna come after him. I think it's
Speaker 2: them acknowledging that the way they do business going forward
Speaker 2: around the top guy is going to be so much
Speaker 2: more fleeting and so much more swamp in swamp out
Speaker 2: and guys are going to be so much more, so
Speaker 2: much more ephemeral. They're gonna come and go a lot
Speaker 2: more than what we used to think of as the
Speaker 2: top WW guy.
Speaker 3: You think you think you think by next WrestleMania, they're
Speaker 3: gonna change the title to the t KO Championship.
Speaker 2: I think there's a chance. I think t k O
Speaker 2: Mania is coming.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think I think when I say entertainment Frenzy
Speaker 3: is going to be the new one said WrestleMania, entertainment Frenzy.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's always what I wanted to be anyway, March
Speaker 2: Shapiro's here tonight. This is our new best friend here
Speaker 2: at the t KOC suite. This guy. Every time you
Speaker 2: read an obnoxious quote about them trying to overlay like
Speaker 2: Deloitte consultancy language around running a fake fighting business, it's
Speaker 2: always coming.
Speaker 3: Out of his mouth. He's the chief of ender, this guy. Yes,
Speaker 3: and listen, and you know what, he's right. He's right
Speaker 3: and everything he says, and you have to accept the
Speaker 3: fact that he knows better than we do. And I'm
Speaker 3: fine with that.
Speaker 2: Don't be mad because Mark Shapiro drives margins, drives margin
Speaker 2: improvement across all.
Speaker 3: Verticals, and drives incredible cars as well for that matter.
Speaker 3: So I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 3: He obviously he worked his way, he found his way
Speaker 3: to the top, whatever whatever way it was, whether it
Speaker 3: was honorable or not not my place to judge. He's
Speaker 3: been with Ari and Patlitzel from the beginning days of WM.
Speaker 3: I just say, you know what, here's this guy. This
Speaker 3: guy knows entertainment, and this guy knows what sells, and
Speaker 3: this guy knows better than we do what we want.
Speaker 3: And he especially knows when money's being left on the
Speaker 3: table exactly, and I think the ticket price is tonight.
Speaker 2: Speak to that and.
Speaker 4: Listen if he's going to I don't even ask you
Speaker 4: that much of those work.
Speaker 3: And he'll tell you what if he sees money on
Speaker 3: the table, he's going to put in his pocket.
Speaker 2: I think that's safe to say.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't blame him.
Speaker 2: I'll do the same thing. We're just enter, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, they cancel house shows. There's no house shows anymore,
Speaker 2: and so you're not going.
Speaker 3: To get Who cares? Why do you want to go
Speaker 3: see them? It's not televised. I wouldn't want to go
Speaker 3: do that. What a waste of time? Go see you
Speaker 3: just live wrestling? What fuck is that?
Speaker 2: I don't disagree with the decision. The point I think
Speaker 2: is that without a house show circuit, we're really never
Speaker 2: going to get another full time ww champion. That we
Speaker 2: can think of is the successor to Bruno Hogue. Full
Speaker 2: time exactly what I'm saying. If there's only TV twice
Speaker 2: a week and a place once.
Speaker 3: A month, like full time, full time is whatever people
Speaker 3: at home on Washington TVC. If they see the Champion
Speaker 3: every Monday night, every Thursday night, every Wednesday night, every
Speaker 3: every day on their fucking YouTube clips every day on
Speaker 3: their Instagram fucking shorts and their tiktoks and their whatever, you.
Speaker 2: Know, that's full time.
Speaker 3: Listen, the full time demands are different because the Champion
Speaker 3: has to be constantly creating its own content. So what
Speaker 3: do you expect. You can't have house shows. People need
Speaker 3: to create content, not house shows.
Speaker 4: Oh that's so true.
Speaker 2: And so I think we're we're leaving a time period
Speaker 2: where we're ever going to be able to again make
Speaker 2: apples to apples comparisons between top guys, and I think
Speaker 2: that's what dies with John Cena is the last guy
Speaker 2: to actually work you know, Sheboygan and these in between
Speaker 2: towns and actually be able to say, Okay, how did
Speaker 2: they pry.
Speaker 4: So about three hundred seats in that one?
Speaker 2: I mean, how did he perform versus Hogan in these
Speaker 2: cities and versus Flair and versus Rock. We're not gonna
Speaker 2: be able to do that. And going forward because we're
Speaker 2: entering a new era where we streamline and maximize profitability
Speaker 2: in a per eventized basis.
Speaker 4: Just stream from.
Speaker 2: Streamline, just stream, everything's already profitable before you sell one
Speaker 2: ticket and it's event tized. I don't think people have
Speaker 2: really realized the the adjective of the moment.
Speaker 3: For every raw should be in a stadium, every raw
Speaker 3: should have sixty thousand people at least in each one.
Speaker 2: Sounds like like a like Xijenping making it like a
Speaker 2: proclamation to his to his bureaucrats, you know, to his uh,
Speaker 2: his ministers, to make it so right, this.
Speaker 3: Is this is it okay, Like you don't get it.
Speaker 3: If you're not behind it, you don't get it, and
Speaker 3: you shouldn't watch anyway.
Speaker 2: And speaking of Jijen Ping and the Chinese Communist Party,
Speaker 2: John Cena in Spotlight Tonight and certainly, hey, you know
Speaker 2: who's gonna do? I bet Don Wallan for the fucking
Speaker 2: Caloon's gonna be there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, listen, he's gonna.
Speaker 3: I am sure they are having an incredible We should
Speaker 3: drive by actually afterwards and just see, like, look at
Speaker 3: the fucking trucks. I'm sure there is going to be
Speaker 3: a massive after part.
Speaker 2: We could make some real trouble.
Speaker 5: We could make some real are we Route one bound?
Speaker 4: Listen? I got nothing to do tomorrow?
Speaker 2: Well we're uh, we're locked in the last time. Maybe
Speaker 2: now for your coach chairs as well as for John
Speaker 2: Cena here in Boston, and we hope you enjoy this
Speaker 2: special report from your coach Chairs on the road to
Speaker 2: John Cena's final Boston show.
Speaker 4: Okay, so all right, we're talking about this fucking line.
Speaker 4: This is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I've never seen this. I mean, I just came to
Speaker 2: a Celtics game. There is no line at the TV Garden.
Speaker 2: This one is called the way around the corner. These
Speaker 2: people all have tickets that they want to line up
Speaker 2: an hour before the first match.
Speaker 3: They've all got seats, right, They've all got assigned seats,
Speaker 3: same place, just like the last time.
Speaker 2: Is now? Okay, okay that I don't go ahead please,
Speaker 2: Well I'm just gonna say.
Speaker 3: So, I'm walking around and this is this is awful,
Speaker 3: this is very this is me be my absolute judgmental worst.
Speaker 4: Okay, but I'm walking around.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at all these people online and I think
Speaker 3: to myself, if I were a pro wrestler, I'd be embarrassed.
Speaker 4: To have these people as fans.
Speaker 2: Right, They're just.
Speaker 3: Fine, pathetic that you what they are? There are people,
Speaker 3: That's that's the thing. I mean, Listen, I always it
Speaker 3: never ceases to amaze me when when I come into
Speaker 3: a place and I come into a wrestling show, okay
Speaker 3: specificly with wrestling shows, and I'm one of the thinner
Speaker 3: people here. Okay, this happened the garden, this happens every
Speaker 3: time we go.
Speaker 4: I'm like, wow, I'm I'm I guess I'm doing okay.
Speaker 2: Still, I'll tell you as much as wrestling has changed
Speaker 2: and gained an acceptance, still one thing hasn't changed. You
Speaker 2: can tell when you're at an arena for a pro
Speaker 2: wrestling show versus any other sport or entertainment. I come
Speaker 2: to this for a million different things, this building, and
Speaker 2: nothing looks and feels like the wrestling crowd. Nothing.
Speaker 4: And that's neither a good thing nor a bad thing.
Speaker 4: It's say I it's all again.
Speaker 3: It's awful, But I don't know if there's something about it.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, you know, I don't know why I've
Speaker 3: read you here.
Speaker 4: I think it's you.
Speaker 2: Know, first of all, wrestling is very popular lower on
Speaker 2: the socioeconomic ladder, So you see people coming out to
Speaker 2: events that you normally wouldn't see on a night out
Speaker 2: in Boston.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, that's that's just it, That's what I guess
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like, these are people.
Speaker 2: Who don't go out for fun, right and and God
Speaker 2: bless them all, Yes, you just don't see them except
Speaker 2: when there's a wrestling show, right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: They really don't leave the house. And the ones I'm
Speaker 2: talking about, I'm sure many of them do. But the
Speaker 2: ones I'm talking about, the ones that stand out as
Speaker 2: not being at anything else you ever go to, or
Speaker 2: at least presenting if they do go, they don't present
Speaker 2: the way they present going to a wrestling show. You
Speaker 2: can just tell. You can tell a mile away it's
Speaker 2: a wrestling crowd. But not just the fact that they
Speaker 2: were in ww T shirts.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's the fucking line. For some it's a
Speaker 3: line for an event that sold that pre sold tickets.
Speaker 3: Everybody is around the fucking block, I.
Speaker 2: Mean it is, it is stretched.
Speaker 4: What are they gonna?
Speaker 3: What are they gonna what are they they're gonna miss
Speaker 3: Like we're all going in at the same time. Like
Speaker 3: we're all like, I've got an assigned seat. You've got
Speaker 3: an assigned seat, Like you said, the same time. But
Speaker 3: what's different about this time? I guess it's the last time.
Speaker 5: It's now.
Speaker 9: Time.
Speaker 2: So we're seated. We're the wise.
Speaker 5: You don't have to stand in that line.
Speaker 2: Just cross the street when the gates opened, and your end.
Speaker 4: But uh, never listen, never stand in the line.
Speaker 2: Or a wrestling show, you've got tickets, Well that's the thing.
Speaker 2: Only the wrestling crowd would think you have to stand
Speaker 2: in line to get in an hour before the main
Speaker 2: event taping.
Speaker 3: Do you think do you think that they're they're thinking
Speaker 3: they're gonna get like an autograph, they're gonna see somebody
Speaker 3: walking in.
Speaker 5: I think they're just they they don't go to anything
Speaker 5: or wrestling anyways. Yeah, I think they think time is
Speaker 5: of the essence. And well, when we're talking about time.
Speaker 4: Well the last time is of the essence. The last
Speaker 4: time is now.
Speaker 2: So we're sitting here with all the time in the world,
Speaker 2: we speaking of time, and we're just thinking thisself. You know,
Speaker 2: time to think about popcorn, have time to think about merchandise?
Speaker 3: And then what time to think about John Cena. It's
Speaker 3: his last time, time to think about his last time
Speaker 3: to think about time.
Speaker 2: Well, no, we can't ever put things like this out
Speaker 2: into the other verse, as we just did talking to
Speaker 2: each other without recording, without making sure we put it
Speaker 2: on the record.
Speaker 4: It taste later.
Speaker 5: We proved to be prescient.
Speaker 2: But what did you say?
Speaker 3: What I'm thinking? So I'm thinking of myself? All right,
Speaker 3: what if tonight? What if tonight?
Speaker 4: All right, he's.
Speaker 3: Listen, he's not wrestling as far as we know, right,
Speaker 3: he's just cutting up chromo.
Speaker 4: We don't even know if he's cutting a prome. He would
Speaker 4: just be waving to the crowd. He would wave into
Speaker 4: the crowd. And so he comes out.
Speaker 3: But he comes out, all right, and he they're already
Speaker 3: got annoyed with us a level, and and he comes
Speaker 3: out and something stupid happens, and like you know, he
Speaker 3: he trips walking up the ring steps and he tears
Speaker 3: both of his quads and this is the last time,
Speaker 3: like this becomes the last time he doesn't make it
Speaker 3: to DC his quads.
Speaker 2: We would be proud of him then, or what.
Speaker 3: Else didn't didn't just didn't like his his tit muscle
Speaker 3: fucking get ripped off his chest at one point, John Yeah,
Speaker 3: or turn bicycles.
Speaker 5: Than Kennedy on rod r Taorris Peck like cold.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking trick that off right off the boat.
Speaker 2: Seen it comes out. You know, I've reached the finish
Speaker 2: line of my career, and you know my whole career,
Speaker 2: I've said it's a marathon, not a sprint. And that's
Speaker 2: why tonight in Boston, I want to announce my final
Speaker 2: opponent in this city.
Speaker 5: Jahar sar All triple.
Speaker 10: Ah Levic, of course, is the first guy in the ring.
Speaker 10: Bring Vince back, Bring Vince back.
Speaker 4: I love him?
Speaker 2: Here boss, what another hometown hero.
Speaker 5: I'll find it interesting a brother in New England or
Speaker 5: comes up before John Zita. I don't even I don't find.
Speaker 2: It into yeah, but here will we won't imagine what
Speaker 2: time do.
Speaker 6: We've called me here for night like this? We also
Speaker 6: live in a time where people don't agree on money.
Speaker 5: There we go.
Speaker 11: Everybody has their opinion.
Speaker 6: Especially when it comes to this business.
Speaker 4: Oh shucked up?
Speaker 2: What comes with.
Speaker 6: Everybody has an opinion, whether it's fans, whether it's talent,
Speaker 6: whether it's media, whether it's for people in.
Speaker 2: The back running that there's.
Speaker 5: Every he knows what him on?
Speaker 11: Who the greatest of all time is?
Speaker 2: It's you? Obviously, no one.
Speaker 6: You're getting measured from a million different ways in ringing performance, uh,
Speaker 6: the ability to.
Speaker 11: Tears somebody up in this misa, your ability and a.
Speaker 5: Few pr He's gonna ready, Who's the greatest of all time?
Speaker 4: Right there?
Speaker 2: Huh, there's the only man to get one of those common.
Speaker 12: Words in the English language.
Speaker 6: Overs they are all subjective.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, I have the unique ability.
Speaker 6: She has some a lot of different sides as a fan,
Speaker 6: as a talent, as.
Speaker 2: A who has the unique ability business.
Speaker 11: Man, as a propit. I can see all the.
Speaker 6: Sides of what it takes to be considered break in
Speaker 6: this and I think idea that.
Speaker 11: Tonight might be one of those nights.
Speaker 6: Where everybody in this building can agree on one thing.
Speaker 5: My mom is the greatest of all time.
Speaker 6: The satings on there from every pice and from every side.
Speaker 11: I look at it.
Speaker 3: Stop.
Speaker 11: Maybe the most.
Speaker 6: Subjective person there is there is only one person at
Speaker 6: the top of that list.
Speaker 11: What a person who in the blocks off is attraction?
Speaker 2: What persons the race.
Speaker 6: Is what person that was ruthless on his microphone?
Speaker 11: I compare everybody in art what a person who did
Speaker 11: it all?
Speaker 2: This is not talking about.
Speaker 12: This is a split since someone.
Speaker 6: I thought it was view business as much as anybody
Speaker 6: on the face of this planet and just wanted to
Speaker 6: see it elevated to the biggest form of inner case.
Speaker 11: He's planet possible.
Speaker 5: He's still talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah that what person, when I look at and objectively, is.
Speaker 11: Without a doubt, the single great Oh my god, assad.
Speaker 2: Has never seen asshat is already said for me.
Speaker 6: Objectively, he is, without a doubt the greatest of all time.
Speaker 5: It is that I went in two thousand and six
Speaker 5: a father.
Speaker 11: To bring him out to hear now.
Speaker 13: Roch it be like Sean Michaels or something. Who ay,
Speaker 13: how would right side the right side up?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Well, quatch turns, quatch turn, knock you out of ten.
Speaker 5: I want you to sit down.
Speaker 2: We're holding up, but holding up the ten beats blanket
Speaker 2: at the game. It's the biggest moronic. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 2: gonna try you.
Speaker 15: One question I've heard of is who would you like
Speaker 15: to face?
Speaker 2: Here we go? I predict, I predict the damn you.
Speaker 5: I can see the chance up in Boston.
Speaker 1: He talked and to sit down, and they didn't.
Speaker 11: It does not cappin without each and every one of them.
Speaker 11: Thank you, it's amazing. This question came up, who should
Speaker 11: should see the face?
Speaker 7: Let's through it all.
Speaker 11: There was one question that I ask you wanted to
Speaker 11: do one person?
Speaker 5: I shouldn't they face?
Speaker 11: Would do? I want to do trouble?
Speaker 5: You're still on the round?
Speaker 11: What goal in this exercise?
Speaker 8: The greatest to do my daddy's to try to pay
Speaker 8: back all the opportunities and chances to showcase myself in front.
Speaker 11: Of an audience. The doubt you're gonna do and then
Speaker 11: the fans have been gracious enough to put up with
Speaker 11: opal leaders.
Speaker 15: But I play about tonight because tonight is the time
Speaker 15: is now turned.
Speaker 5: That's the stupidest sucking.
Speaker 11: Will showcase their spills.
Speaker 16: Heard an opportunity for the champs.
Speaker 1: Maybe they get tired, don't see they got they gotta
Speaker 1: stop the word showcase like, oh.
Speaker 11: You're gonna have to bring it because I'm not going
Speaker 11: now without a fight, go to no pat.
Speaker 5: I'm not not worried to not worry enough to do
Speaker 5: It's not jobbing.
Speaker 11: And he said, this is an announcement. It needs so
Speaker 11: much to be right here here.
Speaker 15: When my last performance this the seven thirteen Seturday nineteen eight,
Speaker 15: agn so lame.
Speaker 5: They're boing they wanted and he took a pause. Big
Speaker 5: mistake to take a pause, Big mistake. Come, I thought
Speaker 5: it instinct.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 15: This is where it means so much to me. It
Speaker 15: is ignited to close one chapter, but.
Speaker 2: It is also to be.
Speaker 11: Nine of opportunity. Oh my god, yes that's right.
Speaker 5: One many times it's sa an opportunity words.
Speaker 6: But also a chance the tar people a time to
Speaker 6: shot and showcase.
Speaker 5: This still the case again.
Speaker 11: We'll be a pickyware man.
Speaker 15: W w ross the Superstars post exhibitions for the XDS.
Speaker 5: To for the future like this fucking terroris what was
Speaker 5: I talking about?
Speaker 3: That it was even an England without that's in the
Speaker 3: ring making sure plangemic.
Speaker 12: Sing here he ceased to exist.
Speaker 15: So December thirteenth, it's about closing one chapter.
Speaker 2: Also it is about paying the road. Look at you
Speaker 2: get it. That's we're not watch for this too.
Speaker 4: Why do you have to do that here?
Speaker 11: I did have one last episode.
Speaker 15: Thank you also for this one because it self I
Speaker 15: wanted to come in Boston one last.
Speaker 2: Time because it never comes here again ever.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 11: I don't tell man did Russell in London? We did earth?
Speaker 11: I just passed up to Boston.
Speaker 5: H hear this boomys.
Speaker 11: So in your old garden? And if he was everything for.
Speaker 2: Me to stay.
Speaker 11: Two thoughts, you know the magic in the air to
Speaker 11: look up the panels from the left to tell them lest.
Speaker 12: You sur foudy like the d.
Speaker 17: To fill.
Speaker 5: N see.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 12: Mama, Wow we're doing this. I don't excerted. I'm be
Speaker 12: gonna work my panel.
Speaker 18: Whoa h.
Speaker 12: Yes, the real champions here.
Speaker 2: Don do dam.
Speaker 19: At the back, but out of the zoo we got
Speaker 19: I guess the greatest of all time and the greatest
Speaker 19: of future time.
Speaker 4: I hope he catch him in the balls.
Speaker 5: I hope John Cena and John.
Speaker 2: Cena Senior, Space Ray and Doom the series.
Speaker 5: That is the only man event we are.
Speaker 2: What's the going? Oh?
Speaker 20: Oh see d a bus.
Speaker 11: You're talking about a child.
Speaker 13: Accept the fact the dominant mysterio is who you mean,
Speaker 13: He is who you want.
Speaker 2: You just can't accept that yet. That reminds me of
Speaker 2: what you said about Sea nine two thousand and seven.
Speaker 16: Accept dominant the stereo as your savior, as your christ child,
Speaker 16: your Messiah.
Speaker 11: Are you sure another thing? How men to me? I
Speaker 11: interrupt old man's calibrations.
Speaker 5: Yes it does, old old man somewhere, yess.
Speaker 7: It does.
Speaker 8: Me?
Speaker 11: Oh, hold on?
Speaker 2: Is he on? The tournament? Is dominic?
Speaker 11: The German?
Speaker 5: Thank you will be?
Speaker 2: But they haven't announced that dumb.
Speaker 11: Mysteriom supposed to do?
Speaker 5: Don versus do and see that German?
Speaker 11: I don't know. I'm about your boding.
Speaker 7: I think.
Speaker 2: I have a business.
Speaker 11: There someone to.
Speaker 6: I'll put my time.
Speaker 2: He's talking and ship no question, someone's turning up on
Speaker 2: the night. Let us I want to take you far.
Speaker 2: He talk, you know.
Speaker 15: Or in the speech, But I think you miss the
Speaker 15: nager and your ego, and you forgot where you were,
Speaker 15: and you forgot.
Speaker 11: Who you're talking to you.
Speaker 2: He said, let's go.
Speaker 11: Give the other city. I give you a chance tonight.
Speaker 11: Who don't have a chance.
Speaker 7: That's a boy for end.
Speaker 2: I mean to the book, isn't it very carefully?
Speaker 15: Because if your next are trying to pick a bike
Speaker 15: with me, I promise tonight.
Speaker 11: You will lose.
Speaker 13: Hona Pits John Flopits Donna bit.
Speaker 15: O.
Speaker 4: Don should say, he's the Derek Jeter.
Speaker 11: Set I have for your father.
Speaker 21: Who right down.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna let you turn around and you walk your
Speaker 11: ass back to him.
Speaker 2: A look at this day?
Speaker 11: Oh my god, oh lively, John, is he talking about?
Speaker 5: Which doubt is he talking about? They called that out
Speaker 5: of Monday. It was hilarious that he said, don't talking
Speaker 5: about my mother.
Speaker 7: That any time any place anyhow?
Speaker 19: John?
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh no, no, no, dumb, dumb they having the
Speaker 2: new president the clocks truck.
Speaker 3: Is not what they say when the when the the
Speaker 3: person done up their coffee for a second. Yeah, trips,
Speaker 3: get out of here done wants.
Speaker 11: Are with the people here at Bostom in Massachu.
Speaker 7: What did you say.
Speaker 11: Anytime any place seems ever party game.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tonight.
Speaker 5: I don't think.
Speaker 7: Place.
Speaker 16: I don't say.
Speaker 11: It seems like one hell of a time, not about
Speaker 11: m So the talk the day with you, God, you
Speaker 11: will defend.
Speaker 2: What time is.
Speaker 7: But then.
Speaker 5: That's nice.
Speaker 1: And the friends climbed away the baby face himself the love. Seriously,
Speaker 1: what Adam Paris couldn't do that? Adamparisons are a little match.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Mercy great right, a lot of Netflix.
Speaker 5: Let's goill do commercials are willing.
Speaker 12: I don't want sows no.
Speaker 18: See a very very delequan.
Speaker 2: Situation because.
Speaker 8: They cannot have John Cena lose, but they can't.
Speaker 5: Have Don lose either. They put the belt in your line.
Speaker 7: Change.
Speaker 12: John Zuemer can lose his wine, and I don't know
Speaker 12: if I mean that would be that would be a
Speaker 12: balls of thin John say you know what, I'm gonna.
Speaker 11: Dropped the domasuy can exchange time.
Speaker 18: I mean that would be very not quite hard, but.
Speaker 12: Not in Montreal.
Speaker 2: Looking sweating, no.
Speaker 4: M h.
Speaker 11: With each every.
Speaker 5: Last Yes, no one's no one's done that yet. This
Speaker 5: is hard and that's hard.
Speaker 2: That's so freaking big.
Speaker 22: Yea, yeah, so excory I knocking down Senor.
Speaker 1: That's a good start for anybody. I don't think anybody
Speaker 1: has interrupted this celebration at that intro.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 12: Let's go dumb.
Speaker 5: Yes, are you ready for John Senior or the intercont champion?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: First time right?
Speaker 15: Uh?
Speaker 4: Yes, I I guess the first time is now.
Speaker 2: Ironically, the last time is his first time and it's now.
Speaker 5: The first time is now? Who are the fun It's
Speaker 5: not what I've been told the whole time.
Speaker 2: Near it was January thought it was the last time.
Speaker 5: Johnson was a wrestling.
Speaker 2: I think, what's gonna happen? Have you said to a
Speaker 2: Survivor series?
Speaker 4: Right, I don't know, I'm getting you.
Speaker 18: Did I did?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gonna be a string finish and that it's
Speaker 3: gonna be prolonged till the Survivor series.
Speaker 2: Take a what it's a good move.
Speaker 12: It's a good move.
Speaker 3: Look if if if Drake Wat's his button needed a
Speaker 3: moment to fucking take your time out, you know, to whatever,
Speaker 3: throw the ball and whatever, you know, you.
Speaker 5: Know, dialed into Hitler hair.
Speaker 2: It's not falling the same. Well, wait till he sweats
Speaker 2: a little bit. It's the bill cream. Someone just said
Speaker 2: such of the commercial break while it's taking you so long? Yeah,
Speaker 2: take a walk go home?
Speaker 18: Good, that's great.
Speaker 12: Yeah, what's your back?
Speaker 23: Damn?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is the is the walkaway?
Speaker 5: And the Titans trying so smaller regularly now? Yeah, pretty
Speaker 5: usually get in.
Speaker 7: The same.
Speaker 2: What are the steps? What was John Cena certainly stainly
Speaker 2: didn't see those.
Speaker 18: What the woman right, uh diagonal?
Speaker 2: You know, she was like she's gonna go to Colos
Speaker 2: and I'm hoping to fuck John seen at all?
Speaker 8: Do you know that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's had that hope a couple of times now.
Speaker 8: Yeah, every time every time they comes up to Boston,
Speaker 8: she comes down and she like always goes and she's
Speaker 8: always hoping to get a good grab on the spring wall.
Speaker 5: But a little look at a duck's off that is
Speaker 5: B fifty two.
Speaker 12: We go.
Speaker 2: Whoa, she's likeing to fry her rice.
Speaker 24: No, we're out.
Speaker 2: The future.
Speaker 5: I mean this is clear, right, I mean this, that's
Speaker 5: what this means.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you there's no mystery about it. Okay,
Speaker 2: Dom is the future.
Speaker 25: Right right, may be the king of mystery, but there's
Speaker 25: no more mystery anymore.
Speaker 5: The king is dead.
Speaker 2: That's right. Here we go.
Speaker 5: How many amigos I did through four?
Speaker 26: The quattro amgos, Yes, tribute to your Dad, Mother.
Speaker 11: And Don.
Speaker 5: I thought Sena was gonna lose them for three amigos.
Speaker 2: You mean Chevy Chase, Steve, Martin and Martin Shut. I
Speaker 2: knew that was coming.
Speaker 5: I saw them horseback in my mind.
Speaker 2: Honestly, Yes, drill them.
Speaker 5: He's seen immediately roll under the rope, have to kick
Speaker 5: you out. That's good, ring veteran ship. I'll try.
Speaker 4: That's that's you know what that shows Uh, you know
Speaker 4: he's ring in general ship.
Speaker 26: Uh, don't come on, that's not fair.
Speaker 2: That's not fair.
Speaker 5: Don't say that about him.
Speaker 2: If you were all at church, would you say Jesus
Speaker 2: sucks or God sucks?
Speaker 5: Here's the corolary? Mm hm, come's Tom on the charge
Speaker 5: in the corner. I wouldn't do that again.
Speaker 4: What the hell was that? I was awful?
Speaker 2: I guess he's gonna do it again.
Speaker 18: Who sucks?
Speaker 5: Miss sit on the hut. Guy's powers like, that's great,
Speaker 5: but I'm fucking sold out. A guy got dif from
Speaker 5: downtown on that one.
Speaker 2: Downtown crossing.
Speaker 1: You did the red line of that one. The last
Speaker 1: line is done, Jack, We got to Springfield.
Speaker 5: College all that.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's beautiful. Dom knows what he's doing.
Speaker 5: He's master tactician. He hadn't started.
Speaker 2: That's what exactly. He knows what he's doing. Where is
Speaker 2: it all time?
Speaker 3: Domsty one better than Holgan, better than better than Austin,
Speaker 3: better than Rock. Yeah, how is he going for the
Speaker 3: triple A bell? There's an intercontinental belt which built it
Speaker 3: up for probs.
Speaker 4: Intercontinental.
Speaker 5: That's when he hoisted up in the introduction.
Speaker 2: I thought if it was the other belt, the triple
Speaker 2: A belt. Right, surprised I haven't been renamed the cripple
Speaker 2: h belt.
Speaker 5: Shut one Chino, one chinos. It goes in the end
Speaker 5: the head butt.
Speaker 27: Number So I'm gonna pick the ring steps over there,
Speaker 27: the ring steps till Yeah, they just leave.
Speaker 5: Him on their side.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 5: M hmm, good right hand. Put see it on his seat.
Speaker 4: I want to have seen his said to Dom, take
Speaker 4: a moment. I need to take a breather.
Speaker 5: Maybe he's going for a very slow paced diving.
Speaker 7: Good.
Speaker 5: But number two, I'm the sling shot.
Speaker 2: Here we go. He's gonna miss it.
Speaker 16: Oh he's upright, How he's reaching?
Speaker 12: He's reaching?
Speaker 5: Ye, he needs your support, Boston, I'm.
Speaker 7: My support, uk.
Speaker 5: Tampo.
Speaker 2: How does it not know that's coming?
Speaker 5: How did an he did the first time?
Speaker 2: I can see it, Jesus if you're wondering, Yes, we
Speaker 2: do stand for the five huckle shuffle.
Speaker 5: Yes, but I do see them the right and yes,
Speaker 5: hey did that?
Speaker 2: Very dangerous?
Speaker 5: He's he gonna lose the pail o, Yes, right him
Speaker 5: into the post, shoulder first, kick him in the balls.
Speaker 5: Got just qualified.
Speaker 2: Do what you gotta do. Get out of there. I'll
Speaker 2: kick him in the balls right now, so we gotta do.
Speaker 23: There.
Speaker 24: He is, yes, yes, yes, he's I'm doing the tune
Speaker 24: about the bar.
Speaker 2: Look at that. Smart move, smart move. He just got
Speaker 2: to distract the rough. He's gonna grab something wrong right,
Speaker 2: the ref is.
Speaker 5: Gonna retie the post and he's got the chair.
Speaker 2: How old is gonna get.
Speaker 5: That's the eddy? Oh god, girl gets cheer about himself.
Speaker 5: Rough three doesn't know who did what?
Speaker 7: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Houble you qu such an idiot?
Speaker 5: What a ham he is?
Speaker 4: Just hit him in it anyway and keep the belt.
Speaker 7: Knock over the chair.
Speaker 5: Seen us creeping out?
Speaker 2: No, not good, zenus creeping up like a silver cooke.
Speaker 5: Got the ropes. No, rough, come it out out, let out.
Speaker 5: That's tup.
Speaker 7: Talk.
Speaker 2: But you don't lose.
Speaker 5: You dont talk righting a cold?
Speaker 7: What a cold?
Speaker 2: What an idiot? Was he fucking the rookie?
Speaker 5: Is this n then?
Speaker 2: Well they don't do that show anymore. They don't do
Speaker 2: they want anymore. Come on.
Speaker 5: The rough end the rough mayb be dead. Down's doing something. Yes, John,
Speaker 5: turn around, Joe, don't turn around.
Speaker 24: Turn around, Come on kid, that's uh ship yeah, well.
Speaker 19: Hold on, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah, say
Speaker 19: kicked out, your ducking rugger kicked out.
Speaker 5: You're all suckt stake.
Speaker 2: You're all losers.
Speaker 12: Don't kick out.
Speaker 5: Here's the king. Go you don't let him kick out
Speaker 5: to win the bat?
Speaker 18: Love tis one.
Speaker 2: Nine, don he's gonna catch him.
Speaker 5: What if he finishes it? He's gonna kick out of two?
Speaker 7: Here do you go? Oh?
Speaker 11: Oh, I don't know, sup?
Speaker 5: He does one to.
Speaker 16: Name fulish selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish, selfish.
Speaker 18: That's your go selfish books.
Speaker 7: I never couldn't heard, my lord.
Speaker 18: That I'm selfish booken, go.
Speaker 12: Selfish, selfish, selfish.
Speaker 5: I am pet If you ever get any drink bullshit,
Speaker 5: you don't demalizer my whole soul.
Speaker 2: Look at this.
Speaker 18: Person, bullshits.
Speaker 2: Keep browser.
Speaker 18: Absolute discrition, shot as pass.
Speaker 26: And no.
Speaker 5: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: He's a la fan wrestling podcast with Jack and jo
Speaker 2: It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast. Okay, all right, so
Speaker 2: uh exiting the garden? Yeah, last time, it's just now. Yep,
Speaker 2: this is the last time we're in the garden.
Speaker 9: I'm sure you're in for all my all the matches
Speaker 9: after John's Hi. That is fucking It's sort of god,
Speaker 9: it's just a it's just like it's it's like a
Speaker 9: Louis to short film, Like it's like that's what it is. Like,
Speaker 9: it's just all this goofy, like, let's we have no
Speaker 9: logical way to get to where we're getting, so we're
Speaker 9: just gonna fucking announce it like it's a fucking joke.
Speaker 4: Oh, the war games thing is so.
Speaker 2: So played out, they have to switch it up. We
Speaker 2: were talking. I mean, he draw random partners in war
Speaker 2: games that you can't control, like Survivors, enemies on the
Speaker 2: same team. Yes, let's have some fun.
Speaker 4: I don't know why they I said to you.
Speaker 3: I don't know why they've never repeated that Formula had
Speaker 3: a pay per view like that, or Survivor series.
Speaker 4: It's ridiculous. This is one too many.
Speaker 2: Like everyone takes care of themselves and then come November,
Speaker 2: everyone needs five people back in the month, right, Like
Speaker 2: they see him Funk, Cody Roads, Jay Us all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, like they're there for each other, right, Well,
Speaker 2: usually they're left to fight for themselves, right, and then he.
Speaker 3: Fucking calls out for William Regal like in the most
Speaker 3: fucking postmodern you know, scenario of the evening.
Speaker 2: I thought a little bit of headlines are an La
Speaker 2: Knights promo that's gotta cut off. We had an INtime thing.
Speaker 2: We had an interesting dvantage point on it because was.
Speaker 4: He selling tickets? That guy and shows? Does he know
Speaker 4: the match is over?
Speaker 2: He's not a taxi taxis all right.
Speaker 4: Point because the season's one through?
Speaker 2: What of taxi? Right behind Night and it is kind
Speaker 2: of the program so we could see the spotlight. We
Speaker 2: could also see the the digital clock they hold up
Speaker 2: with the countdown over his head and as he was
Speaker 2: wrapping up the promo, there was about ten seconds left
Speaker 2: of the countdown and they pulled down the marquee that
Speaker 2: displays the red digital countdown to where it left him
Speaker 2: kind of blind is how much time he actually had left.
Speaker 2: They pulled it down early, you know, and the sentence
Speaker 2: slowing down his promos and then.
Speaker 4: They just cut hi up. Oh as time was up right,
Speaker 4: if it's if it's if it's Johnson, his last time
Speaker 4: is happened? Dan Ellie Night's.
Speaker 2: Time was up? Well, what do you think?
Speaker 5: All told so seen his last Boston appearance.
Speaker 4: It was you know there there there was.
Speaker 3: The scene of stuff was fine, I mean for the
Speaker 3: most part up until up until Donjon and I thought
Speaker 3: it was completely pointless, like he said nothing that was
Speaker 3: of interest. It always like plugging random bizarre NXT shit
Speaker 3: that like, I mean, I guess I kind of understand that,
Speaker 3: but I don't know.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, there you go, you know, like, but
Speaker 3: you kind of want him to have a sense of
Speaker 3: closure and not just fucking building up to the next thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 12: It was fine.
Speaker 5: They knew you were coming to They booked him to
Speaker 5: lose the strap.
Speaker 8: I mean, obviously, listen, that's that's why I haven't been
Speaker 8: able to watch any Patriots games this year.
Speaker 3: But otherwise I start losing. So I mean, I think,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, if I guess you're gonna
Speaker 3: lose to somebody, they booked.
Speaker 2: Him pretty strong. Yeah, and it I mean, you look.
Speaker 4: Great if he beats I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: If they do book him.
Speaker 3: Against his dad at Cyber Series and he beats him,
Speaker 3: I'm calling it now. Rumble Winner twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here we go. Yeah, we're good. Here you go.
Speaker 2: All right, So we are now in the car leaving
Speaker 2: the lapsed time is now, that's right, John Cena saying
Speaker 2: goodbye to Boston. Yeah, it wasn't really like a big
Speaker 2: tiery thing. It was just like we're moving on with
Speaker 2: business here again. It was so phony because like there's
Speaker 2: no family, friends, nothing, no dignitaries.
Speaker 8: Like a.
Speaker 4: You can't play them for that.
Speaker 2: I'm not showing no details. I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know he's not like he's
Speaker 2: you know, Boston's first son. Now, wouldn't you say, Governor,
Speaker 2: You're gonna go, well, is this so this guy's a wrestler?
Speaker 2: I mean, like pro like ww s, Wait did he
Speaker 2: do Olympic? He is the Olympias. I would expect my
Speaker 2: staff to come up to me and propose that I
Speaker 2: take time out of my schedule to go to something that's.
Speaker 4: Essentially understand like you want me to go like to
Speaker 4: go to a live like you want me to go
Speaker 4: to a play?
Speaker 2: Is what you're wanting to do? Right?
Speaker 4: You want to what is it a musical?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 12: Is it?
Speaker 2: Stephen Sondheim presents John Cena. Well, Madame Governor, they have,
Speaker 2: you know, elements of every form of entertainment.
Speaker 4: I see.
Speaker 2: Do they have kabuki? Yes, they're the main event and
Speaker 2: they want. They're gonna win the tag titles from what
Speaker 2: I understand.
Speaker 3: But see this is the problem. It's it's all predetermined, right,
Speaker 3: we all know who's gonna win.
Speaker 2: So we are going to as a special treat to
Speaker 2: ourselves into you in the Solar System for this lap
Speaker 2: special report made possible by you know, essentially the gods
Speaker 2: of serendipity that saw to it that when we plan
Speaker 2: to convene for the fourth annual Unwrappening just happened to
Speaker 2: coincide with John Cena's final TD Garden appearance here at
Speaker 2: his hometown. And there's always been a lynch pin, if
Speaker 2: you will, yes of Boston Wrestling shows that you become
Speaker 2: acquainted with the longer you become a fan, especially if
Speaker 2: you're around here. You hear about it and you know
Speaker 2: about it, but never doesn't seem like a good idea
Speaker 2: to check it out for yourself.
Speaker 3: Honestly, you know, it's not even that. It's also like
Speaker 3: I don't even think about it after the show's over.
Speaker 3: It never dawns on me, Hey we should go to
Speaker 3: Kowloon Kowaloo. And this is basically a palace of Chinese
Speaker 3: food and Polynesian.
Speaker 2: Cuisine Cuisine, Palace of Cuisine, fifteen minutes north of Boston
Speaker 2: and big wrestling fans. The Wong family runs it and
Speaker 2: if you go and if you ever go in there,
Speaker 2: you see wrestling pictures.
Speaker 4: All all over the place.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know that Conrad Thompson and Pritchard did
Speaker 2: it live comedy show there one time, and yeah, in
Speaker 2: conjunction with one of the Boston ww pay per views.
Speaker 2: And it's a place that you know, for at least
Speaker 2: hardcore wrestling fans, it resonates. So we're going to check
Speaker 2: it out, see what we can see. It'll probably be nothing, honestly,
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I'm actually half expecting him to
Speaker 2: uh not have it there. I mean I said, I
Speaker 2: think I'm wait even to have a sign that says, aha,
Speaker 2: fuck you, laps man, We're not here.
Speaker 4: We went some place.
Speaker 2: Alves went to fucking Beningans.
Speaker 4: We went to Kelly's Roast Beef.
Speaker 2: I'm getting the slightest I mean, nowhere nearest dramatic, but
Speaker 2: the slightest tinge of silver dome anxiety. Yes, it's like
Speaker 2: I need to start preparing myself for this to be
Speaker 2: a complete dud. But there's never going to be another look.
Speaker 2: The last time is the last time is now. The
Speaker 2: only time is now. There's never going to be another
Speaker 2: time in our lives where things line up to where
Speaker 2: we might actually try to do This show didn't get
Speaker 2: out too too late, we didn't have a terrible parking
Speaker 2: situation in terms of an hour to get out of here,
Speaker 2: and it's only fifteen minutes away, slightly north of Boston,
Speaker 2: so we're going to see what we can see.
Speaker 4: I don't want to do live pressing anymore.
Speaker 2: I know, isn't that the take home? We're just talking
Speaker 2: about it, Like, I can't watch these guys and women
Speaker 2: go through the motions of a match anymore in person.
Speaker 2: I don't understand the point of sitting there watching them
Speaker 2: play out the string.
Speaker 4: It just it just seems so fucking phony.
Speaker 3: It's it's more so than ever, like really, it just
Speaker 3: like it just he feels so contrived, Like even with
Speaker 3: guys that are supposed to be like edgy, you know,
Speaker 3: guys that are supposed to be these uh, you know,
Speaker 3: real wrestling guys, It's like it just fucking feels like garbage.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of sameness to it. I'm tired. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm tired.
Speaker 4: I'm tired. I'm tired, and you know, everyone goes crazy
Speaker 4: for Ria Ripley and I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I don't know fucking why. She's
Speaker 2: just so dull. That's really Yeah, that's a that's a
Speaker 2: big disconnect one like the crowd is going nuts and
Speaker 2: it's like I don't see it.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, there were two run ins at the end.
Speaker 3: There was an idiot Kyrie saying, and then there's fucking
Speaker 3: you know this guy what oh what?
Speaker 4: Who cares?
Speaker 3: And then I know how Japanese women look alike. Well,
Speaker 3: no that's not that's not it. I just don't know
Speaker 3: their names as well. Left, I'm trying, you know, I'm
Speaker 3: luckily not gonna be easy. It's never easy. It was easy,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't do it. Jimmy Dugan brother put it that way.
Speaker 3: Jimmy Duggan, Yeah, Jimmy Tangan But okay, so yeah, what
Speaker 3: who is it? Iosco Io Canuity made it? And they
Speaker 3: just so I could say war game right, and it's
Speaker 3: like like they come out and and I literally just
Speaker 3: waved my hand like oh fuck, this like this is yours.
Speaker 2: A lot of people are standing boss is sitting in
Speaker 2: his seat and he throws the hand down that waved
Speaker 2: off like it's just not for me anymore, He's not.
Speaker 4: And also like, I mean, okay, it's like the okay,
Speaker 4: like as if we almost didn't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sitting there, like I guess, kind of
Speaker 3: questioning who's gonna come out, and then when they do,
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, of course it's these fucking.
Speaker 2: Clombs, you know. Yeah, it's they're in a weird position
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just think I think it's time.
Speaker 2: After ten years, the time is now, right, John cen
Speaker 2: is it's time to hand it off to another generation
Speaker 2: who can find deep enjoyment in the way they present
Speaker 2: wrestling now, because it's certainly not us. I mean, we'll
Speaker 2: be around, we'll be watching, we'll be suffering, dumb, dumb, dumb,
Speaker 2: and we'll be driving all kow loon. He's down. The
Speaker 2: solution is the solution. He's all they got, He's all
Speaker 2: they got, all they got.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: He is the only thing of interest, he is the
Speaker 3: only thing of excitement. I mean, you all heard it
Speaker 3: as I was fucking screaming for him all the time,
Speaker 3: screaming at the idiots who don't realize that that he
Speaker 3: is there, he is their new messiah. That was remarkably
Speaker 3: full circle. You want to talk about it, Kim.
Speaker 4: Was it really was?
Speaker 2: It was full circle From Wrestling A twenty three. Anyone
Speaker 2: who knows that story Boss is standing at a parking
Speaker 2: garage at Ford Field when going into WrestleMania, screaming down
Speaker 2: at all the people that have seen the suck signs
Speaker 2: that Johnson is their messiah, their savior, and one day
Speaker 2: they're gonna be glad they had seen it.
Speaker 4: I think we just saw I saw it. That circle closed.
Speaker 3: We absolutely did. We absolutely did, and Dom and Dom
Speaker 3: is waiting in the wings, and it's gonna be magic,
Speaker 3: absolutely magic.
Speaker 2: And we're just gonna keep rolling here about ten minutes
Speaker 2: out from the famed Calo and it won't be I'll
Speaker 2: tell you what we see now. You should know at
Speaker 2: home that the restaurant is closed, right.
Speaker 3: Yes, we they closed at nine point thirty. I mean
Speaker 3: we used didn't you say you saw the owners at
Speaker 3: the ringside?
Speaker 2: I saw, honestly, somebody that I think is a member
Speaker 2: of the Kalo family in the front row and seem
Speaker 2: punk was slapping hands. Started a commercial break, but I'm
Speaker 2: not sure about that, right.
Speaker 4: So you know, is this a private party function?
Speaker 15: Now?
Speaker 4: Yes, are there going to be fans there? We'll find out.
Speaker 4: Is it even the thing?
Speaker 2: Is it even happening? You made a great point too,
Speaker 2: and that like Sena is gone after the first sement,
Speaker 2: Auntie at a met.
Speaker 3: Oh, listen, all right, I'm I'm fully expecting, Like, first
Speaker 3: of all, I am I if it is happening, I
Speaker 3: would bet you that Randy.
Speaker 2: Orton and brock Leather have been there since like two
Speaker 2: in the afternoon, just.
Speaker 3: Fucking loading up on my ties, sucking down spring Rolls,
Speaker 3: shitting Fried Rice all right, like just living it up,
Speaker 3: and like he's wing off and he's just like screaming.
Speaker 3: I can see fucking Randy Orton just causing so much
Speaker 3: fucking trouble and they're just waiting for scene. They washed
Speaker 3: raw from from there, you know, and Scena left. Listen,
Speaker 3: I guarantee you've seen the moment.
Speaker 8: That's why I seen his match was first because normally
Speaker 8: back in the golden days, you would know that.
Speaker 3: Okay, you set it up at the beginning of the show,
Speaker 3: so people saying watch the end of the show. But
Speaker 3: he was done, like it was Saturday's main event. He's
Speaker 3: out and he goes, he went. He's been a Calvin
Speaker 3: for the last hour and a half. Yes, wow, we're
Speaker 3: about to find out. But yeah, today any any listen,
Speaker 3: he had a last time is now with Nicky Bella
Speaker 3: on the way out.
Speaker 2: How funny it is that she's booked at the same
Speaker 2: time he's having his farewell tour. He's got to deal
Speaker 2: with her being around. But yeah, I mean this has
Speaker 2: been the sight of some controversies over the years. I
Speaker 2: believe back in the day when Randy Orton was, you know,
Speaker 2: acting out all the time, he had a confrontation with
Speaker 2: a fan of the calendar.
Speaker 4: When he was acting out. Please, I know, right, listen.
Speaker 8: I think they just keep some things quiet nowadays, but
Speaker 8: I think he's always acting out.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't trust that guy. I wouldn't be able to
Speaker 2: be around him for about ten minutes. Absolutely not, absolutely not,
Speaker 2: especially in the public situation.
Speaker 6: No way.
Speaker 2: So it's been I think Jericho had a shouting match
Speaker 2: one time with the fan because it became a thing.
Speaker 2: Fans got hip to this and they they're there and
Speaker 2: again you can't get into the restaurant, so it's not
Speaker 2: even sitting next to the wrestler rant or see them,
Speaker 2: because I believe they keep the place open just for them,
Speaker 2: just like the decidedly non mob influenced North End Boston
Speaker 2: restaurants would stay open for Brunoso Martino back in the day,
Speaker 2: having absolutely nothing at.
Speaker 3: All to do with the mafia nothing, which is great.
Speaker 3: Perry was always watching. Listen, Brno is as clean as
Speaker 3: a precious.
Speaker 2: Sheets, thank you. And so we're going to see what
Speaker 2: on John Cena's final night in Boston as a wrestler. Yep,
Speaker 2: the Kowloon's looking like that's really about seven minutes out now,
Speaker 2: the Scenic north Shore, the Scena north Shore, the scene. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how do you spell that? I guess we'll get sonic
Speaker 2: maybe if it's there out here, yeah, scenic. So Kowloon
Speaker 2: is is well, it's been called New England's premiere Asian
Speaker 2: dining and entertainment complex.
Speaker 4: You think it's a restaurant, it's not. It's a it's
Speaker 4: a complex.
Speaker 2: It has it has complex. It has like three restaurants
Speaker 2: in one. Essentially it feels like huge.
Speaker 3: It's so fucking big, although it's not as big because
Speaker 3: the other one that closed down though, what was that
Speaker 3: one called Rememory. Yeah, on a hill there was like
Speaker 3: a it was oh yeah, it was like it almost
Speaker 3: opened for like two seconds, and it's millions of dollars
Speaker 3: were spent on it, and also through this.
Speaker 2: Prestigious like elite high end Asian rush hallice of Asian
Speaker 2: Quisy Ryot, and it just fucking and it's like ruins
Speaker 2: and stuff for a long time.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's gone now, but for a long
Speaker 3: time it's it's empty. Like it looked like you know,
Speaker 3: a palace in China or something like that, so it
Speaker 3: was like abandoned.
Speaker 2: There's the kind of restaurant that got so big that
Speaker 2: the founding family ended up getting elected to the Statehouse, right, yeah, they're.
Speaker 4: So they get their tentacles.
Speaker 2: It's so many different things around here because they have
Speaker 2: such a big franchise that like they become politically powerful
Speaker 2: in addition to commercially powerful. So it's just it's a
Speaker 2: it's a it's a riot. It's just the most Boston
Speaker 2: place I can think of, because there's nothing of sloppy
Speaker 2: Boston drunk likes more than Scorpion Boll.
Speaker 4: I mean it's funny, Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 3: You think of all the things that are Boston, and
Speaker 3: yet Kowloon is one of them, and it's like it's
Speaker 3: none of those Irish Italian No, No, it's just.
Speaker 2: The kind of food and drink those Irish and Italian
Speaker 2: want when they get fucking hammered.
Speaker 3: Right, stuff that stuff that makes you ship fast, and
Speaker 3: they're all hammered at all times. It's it's quite a
Speaker 3: place to go. Think of how many how many fucking
Speaker 3: glasses rocks thrown against the.
Speaker 2: Floor today, just today, you'd be such a fucking customer
Speaker 2: service nightmare and demanding ripping his shirt off like fucking
Speaker 2: you know, you know, he and Borton have like are
Speaker 2: doing like you know, uh.
Speaker 4: Like it's basically sumo battles on the on the on
Speaker 4: the floor.
Speaker 3: Went right then, say to each other, either are fucking
Speaker 3: puffed out steroid were riddled faces.
Speaker 2: It's fine, shut up, it's fine, just sitting facts and
Speaker 2: it's listen.
Speaker 3: We'll all get there someday, all right, we all we
Speaker 3: all need to stick an even on an ass at
Speaker 3: some point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell you if the last time is now,
Speaker 4: let it be.
Speaker 2: So we got some dude who knows what it waits
Speaker 2: is the world famous Kells and yeah, I've been there
Speaker 2: a bunch of times over the years. You said they
Speaker 2: used to go after Thanksgiving. We did some Thanksgiving trips there.
Speaker 2: On the Saturday after Thanksgiving. We went a couple of
Speaker 2: times with my family. It was like after Tube of
Speaker 2: Christmas at Fanuel Hall. We would do Union Oyster House.
Speaker 2: But then sometimes we're up for a change and we
Speaker 2: would go to Caloun. I only have been there for
Speaker 2: like fifteen years. Oh wow, that far back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been a long time since I've been there
Speaker 3: because I think even the last time I went.
Speaker 2: To I wanted to go, it was closed, yep, for
Speaker 2: whatever reason.
Speaker 4: But it's been a long time.
Speaker 2: Just a few minutes up the road is the world
Speaker 2: famous Golden Banana Strip Club. I'm gonna left right here,
Speaker 2: right here, Okay, I was right here full and left. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I said right here is and right where I'm pointing.
Speaker 2: That was about call right there. You just said left
Speaker 2: here we go, guy peeling out and the Golden Banana.
Speaker 2: Here's a trivia note about the Golden Banana Strip Club.
Speaker 2: I once did a AM wrestling radio show in the
Speaker 2: Golden Banana Strip Club. I remember years ago we posted
Speaker 2: uploads of me interviewing like Jeff Hardy and Edge on
Speaker 2: this radio short lived radio show and one time the
Speaker 2: host of the show, we're having me on as like
Speaker 2: a guest. And yeah, sure enough. They were broadcasting live
Speaker 2: from the Golden Banana and some kind of soun promotional arrangement.
Speaker 4: Okay were they were they stripping? There were a.
Speaker 2: Couple of dancers on stage, but it was like it
Speaker 2: wasn't prime time. It was like early evening on a weekday.
Speaker 2: It was just like a just like an advertisement. Alright,
Speaker 2: we're coming up about two minutes out by the fucking
Speaker 2: Route one and so long. Oh yeah, it's a big,
Speaker 2: dense cookie counter commercial strip, but there's a lot of wacky,
Speaker 2: weird thing.
Speaker 3: Well it's just weird because it's also like it's not
Speaker 3: it's not like a typical commercial strip, like it's a
Speaker 3: it's a major highway that all of a sudden becomes
Speaker 3: this commercial strip and it's like, you know, it's it's
Speaker 3: just so weird, like it's almost like you gotta you
Speaker 3: gotta jump off a speeding train to get where you
Speaker 3: want to go.
Speaker 2: So true, I can see in the distance it's a
Speaker 2: lit cathedral ceiling yep that they have there. You made
Speaker 2: a minute with Brocks, like helicopters, land restaurants, roof.
Speaker 3: Exactly doesn't They like don't allow it for anybody, and
Speaker 3: they really don't want to do it for Brock, but
Speaker 3: they can't not do it for Brock.
Speaker 2: Brock. Guess what he wants saying right listen, he'll fucking
Speaker 2: rip your head off. He's landing the god damn hellic
Speaker 2: up there on the roof. It's that simple.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fucking wear like a suit but no shirt.
Speaker 2: One minute out, one minute, Here we go. John seen
Speaker 2: his final night wrestling in the garden, looking like on
Speaker 2: the kowloon side. What's his last time of kowloons. We're
Speaker 2: on the case, folks, glf on the ground like we
Speaker 2: fucking do. Wacky things happen when we press for Corn.
Speaker 2: I know, I think you should know this by now.
Speaker 4: Kalon Cow.
Speaker 7: Cow.
Speaker 2: I see it. I see it beckoning in the distance,
Speaker 2: like the Statue of Liberty. That's beautiful, fluorescent. Bring you're hungry,
Speaker 2: here you go coming out.
Speaker 11: Look at the look at the fucking cars.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I just thought this place was closed.
Speaker 2: Cars.
Speaker 4: Look at this fucking clown's going.
Speaker 3: We're not the only ones, friends, I'll get the twenty
Speaker 3: forty cars easily, easily.
Speaker 2: All right, you just see cars at this point. Do
Speaker 2: you see talent? Do you see grapplers? Do you see
Speaker 2: autograph seekers? This thing is sla like.
Speaker 3: It's it's if you wouldn't fucking Maybe they are opening,
Speaker 3: maybe app maybe they can definitely try to go in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh for sure, I'm definitely going in. This is insane.
Speaker 2: I didn't plug this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now we're going. We'll form again a live folks.
Speaker 2: I'll just for no off car.
Speaker 4: Oh, I mean the kitchen. They will smell the kitchen
Speaker 4: still cook in.
Speaker 2: Fast. They're cooking for the wrestling. Yeah, don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so yeah, of course they're cooking for the wrestlers. If
Speaker 2: I hit this, the screen shuts off. Uh yeah, I
Speaker 2: can see some people sitting in their car or stuff.
Speaker 2: What's that we got hooters? Well, the rs is flickerings.
Speaker 2: This is hoody. Look at all the Look at all
Speaker 2: the fans outside this place.
Speaker 4: Holy ship, this is wild. Rush past to cover the.
Speaker 2: With all these fans?
Speaker 7: Is this all?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're all clustered against the door.
Speaker 4: Look at this.
Speaker 5: What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: That's that's just some wings that's going.
Speaker 5: It's all let up for the holidays.
Speaker 2: Look at it in so fans just literally stand outside
Speaker 2: of the front door. It's it's it's all.
Speaker 5: She was already in their shops.
Speaker 2: That's why he made tracks. He's in, he's eating.
Speaker 5: He ain't come out the front door.
Speaker 2: He ain't coming out.
Speaker 5: The front door.
Speaker 2: He's probably got a tunnel from the garden right here.
Speaker 3: Listen, listen, he's he's listen. Any minute now, we're gonna
Speaker 3: see a fucking chopper come up from the ceiling. And
Speaker 3: that's where scene is gonna be with rock all right,
Speaker 3: but it's a cathedral ceiling.
Speaker 4: You can't land.
Speaker 2: Rock firings away.
Speaker 4: Rock always.
Speaker 2: This is so fucking golf. There's just like probably thirty people,
Speaker 2: maybe fifty, just standing around talking and laughing like what
Speaker 2: they're waiting for? We got champions here, got with the belt.
Speaker 2: Fucking idiot with a belt walking out like he's gonna
Speaker 2: like what is that gonna do? Like, okay, listen, it's
Speaker 2: bad enough that you bring your fucking belt to the
Speaker 2: goddamn arena. What do you bring the calumn?
Speaker 4: You calum before they're gonna serve your fucking mute meal
Speaker 4: a little?
Speaker 3: How do you expect this many people are. I mean,
Speaker 3: it's obviously a legend a legendary thing. They're ready. She's
Speaker 3: like like, why are you going by the doors. It's
Speaker 3: a kind of funny thing, like as if I know.
Speaker 4: It's just like there's a lady here, there's seventy years old.
Speaker 4: What's the fucking ship didn't What are we doing here?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I know, Well we're here because we want to cover
Speaker 4: these idiots.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get a beat on people who are
Speaker 2: walking as if they belong, as if they are actually gonna.
Speaker 3: Be trying to see like who, yeah, I want to
Speaker 3: see a door open, Like so many people are walking
Speaker 3: in like they're expecting you had dinner, you know.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's also like almost like we're gathering at
Speaker 4: Grandma's house.
Speaker 2: We're gon're all caroling or something. If it does feel
Speaker 2: like this is a staging area for the Christmas parade
Speaker 2: exactly like we're fucking yeah, it's so bizarre. Last time
Speaker 2: is now I want to get your side this wings yeah, right,
Speaker 2: the last Parsley Sage Rosemary in Time is now.
Speaker 4: The last General Sews.
Speaker 15: Is now.
Speaker 2: General?
Speaker 7: So what well?
Speaker 2: I mean, We've I think sufficiently described the scene. There's
Speaker 2: Sina hats and Sina shirts everywhere. Yeah, and they're just
Speaker 2: people just standing at the lock the front door of
Speaker 2: this restaurant. They're crowded by the front door.
Speaker 3: It's bizarre actually, because like, I don't understand what they're
Speaker 3: expecting out of this, because if I were the people inside,
Speaker 3: the last thing I.
Speaker 4: Would do is kill out the front door.
Speaker 2: It's it's exactly like the sense of like, what are
Speaker 2: you doing under the belt. It's like, right, like do
Speaker 2: you what do you think is gonna happen if you
Speaker 2: stand here? And what do you think is gonna happen
Speaker 2: if you bring your belt?
Speaker 18: Right?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 18: Like what do you think?
Speaker 4: Johnson is gonna say, Hey, you're a chance, me too,
Speaker 4: Me too? Were both chants. We have so much in Colin.
Speaker 2: You want to hang out.
Speaker 4: We're gonna bear Come on, Conna, come to my house.
Speaker 5: Why can I had with me my dad.
Speaker 2: And me and my dad was thorn. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 2: next stop, Johnson the Senior's office in the hall. All right, Well,
Speaker 2: we'll stop recording for now. If we if we see anything,
Speaker 2: we'll certainly pipe in and if not, we'll we'll see
Speaker 2: you for final thoughts on the way back to home
Speaker 2: base following John Cen this final wrestling of Parents in Boston.
Speaker 2: All right, so we decided to case the joint in
Speaker 2: the Circle, this massive complex to look at the back
Speaker 2: doors and stuff, and people like, what do you know
Speaker 2: where you're going? Did you see anybody?
Speaker 4: Anybody show up yet?
Speaker 3: Everyone's going very crubs a year around now, like and
Speaker 3: like everyone's kind of giving up them stuff.
Speaker 4: Well, I guess here it kind of stops.
Speaker 2: Let's why, what's going on here?
Speaker 4: Who's that guy?
Speaker 7: What you do?
Speaker 2: I don't think you want to know?
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Is probably true?
Speaker 4: Where go back home?
Speaker 2: This is the same complex as the We're in some dark,
Speaker 2: oh lit parking lot.
Speaker 4: And what Marsaugus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's people loading like chemicals into vans.
Speaker 4: And giant round tubes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've now I think we've now walked past the
Speaker 2: full footprint of the building. Yeah, it was like and
Speaker 2: if you were wondering, yes, of course there are women
Speaker 2: here would as much cleavage as possible in thirty degree weather.
Speaker 3: Listen, I thought the rats were hibernating in the sum
Speaker 3: of year, but that is definitely not the case here.
Speaker 3: Just going around here, because let's makes I think this
Speaker 3: makes the loop okay and a whole fucking like some.
Speaker 2: Kinds of like food trucks partners here, right, Kowloon food truck.
Speaker 2: That's one called Kowloon.
Speaker 4: Mobile right exactly?
Speaker 5: That is that more affordable than cricket wireless?
Speaker 4: Could I uh, could I have that delivered to my
Speaker 4: house to us to end up where.
Speaker 2: We are right now, completely abandoned parking lot with chairs
Speaker 2: and spare tables and a ton of excess you know,
Speaker 2: I don't say inventory, but supplies and equipment. You Now,
Speaker 2: some guy who like asked us did seem to say
Speaker 2: that right around now, and it seems like he kind
Speaker 2: of has done it before. Is when the wrestlers tend
Speaker 2: to arrive but I want to eat, can believe it's
Speaker 2: a problem. I'm then smell's fantastic. That's the problem too.
Speaker 2: The wrestlers love the ego trip of the PAM because
Speaker 2: they for once like like real celebrity, right exactly, They
Speaker 2: fucking matter. Meanwhile, no one mentions they're in Saugust right
Speaker 2: exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: And uh and the fucking governor Masscusets is not showing
Speaker 3: up to raw tonight. Definitely not all right, So you
Speaker 3: make the full circle. Yeah, at least we.
Speaker 2: Have a three hundred and sixty different view of the
Speaker 2: potential back end.
Speaker 3: We're not like those little bitches that fucking stop and like,
Speaker 3: no nothing over here.
Speaker 2: We can confirm that they can't confirm.
Speaker 4: We can't confirm there is nothing.
Speaker 2: Over here, Like we said that year at Wrestledania, like
Speaker 2: the real fans are in Detroit's right exactly. We go
Speaker 2: somewhere else.
Speaker 4: We go the complete opposite direction of where everyone else goes.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll be back with nor if there's more
Speaker 2: to say, Okay, all right, So more and more people
Speaker 2: showing up here, and we decided to I decided to say,
Speaker 2: you got to think some of the guys are going
Speaker 2: to Golden Banana. Tyme, they're definitely going.
Speaker 5: And you said Randy's the one that would be the
Speaker 5: one to like the bad.
Speaker 23: For come on, he gets right, and John's come on, John,
Speaker 23: come on, it's not cheating. It's not cheating, John. You're
Speaker 23: not fucking anybody, all right. I heard Nicky's dancing kits out, John,
Speaker 23: come on.
Speaker 3: So rather than face, he's like thirteen deep puffied eyes,
Speaker 3: you know, puppy eyes, that fucking flat nose, that he's
Speaker 3: got now, you know, and he's just like.
Speaker 4: Come on, come on.
Speaker 5: It's exactly how Randy would be.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 4: It's like when he it's like when he's having fun
Speaker 4: in a match.
Speaker 3: You know, he's like is that expression where he's like,
Speaker 3: just he knows he can manipulate anybody at any time.
Speaker 2: At that moment, you got to know, right behind the
Speaker 2: glass doors, you can see a guy in a Kloon sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: He's the only barrier between wrestling fan chaos and these
Speaker 2: guys having a decent dinner. And he's standing there at
Speaker 2: the breach waiting.
Speaker 3: I told Jack, I don't know how many of you
Speaker 3: have listened I've seen this movie or not. I said,
Speaker 3: it reminds me of the of the Black Friday scene
Speaker 3: in Thanksgiving, the Eli Rothry Thanksgiving, where everyone just fucking
Speaker 3: is just rabbit, rabbid rabbit, greedy humans who are ready
Speaker 3: just to fucking pounce on their on their sales.
Speaker 5: And the till Yeah, I mean that's the amount of
Speaker 5: people that keep arriving.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: Makes me feel like something's gonna happen here, right, But
Speaker 2: you do hear the random person saying things like yeah,
Speaker 2: he was in the first segment of row tonight.
Speaker 3: So oh, listen, he's I believe that he's not here,
Speaker 3: or that if he's here, he is here, and that
Speaker 3: he's like deep in the restaurant and they're just already there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, highly possible.
Speaker 4: More updates to come, that's right, Okay.
Speaker 2: You know, as people continue to file in, I mean
Speaker 2: there's like one hundred and fifty people at least, it
Speaker 2: was like, this parking lot is full, and this restaurant
Speaker 2: closed two hours ago.
Speaker 4: Anally, the parking lot is full, the restaurant is empty.
Speaker 2: Only wrestling fans with these stupid shit and so, and
Speaker 2: of course none of them are dressed for the weather.
Speaker 2: Shorts and short sleeves, like just fucking it is tank tops,
Speaker 2: absolute fools, and everyone's like waiting for there to be
Speaker 2: some hint that someone recognizable is behind the glass. We
Speaker 2: also don't know if they're to get to arrive as
Speaker 2: opposed to hear already. I think if they were here already,
Speaker 2: some of these people were probably here long enough that
Speaker 2: they would know. Anyway, we got to thinking, Okay, in
Speaker 2: situations like this, it's prudent to plan, and what if
Speaker 2: we had the opportunity if just for a second to
Speaker 2: shove a microphone in John Cena's face and ask him
Speaker 2: a question as he left with a tummy full of
Speaker 2: spare ribs, And we has boss one thing you would
Speaker 2: ask seen if you had one chance holding the thing
Speaker 2: in his face, John, John, John, what would you say?
Speaker 4: John John? Do you think you could get an oscar
Speaker 4: before Rock?
Speaker 3: I also would to say I had another one too, John,
Speaker 3: Did you guys visit with the Fazios?
Speaker 2: Did you see Cidy Fazio? Did you show your abs?
Speaker 2: Did you visit with the Phazia? Awesome?
Speaker 4: Fucking like what what he'd be fucking wait, I'm sorry
Speaker 4: you said the Fazios. What do you mean that Fazio?
Speaker 2: You know the Fazios.
Speaker 4: He'd go all home in paranoid.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Really, I'm so tempted to just scream, look there's.
Speaker 5: Seriously, Hey, look is Xandr Woods well crickets?
Speaker 2: What an impact they made in the main event? Take
Speaker 2: things huh.
Speaker 5: All the day?
Speaker 2: They're the only ones who are on the main event
Speaker 2: but not in the main event. So we also got
Speaker 2: to thinking, what's some absurd things you could ask John.
Speaker 5: Cena, such as, John, are you gonna win an oscar
Speaker 5: for rock?
Speaker 2: Ors?
Speaker 4: Rocks time now, John, John, can you do you think it?
Speaker 4: Do you think it's my last time?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: Do you think my last time is now? How about.
Speaker 3: John, do you have a list of whose last time
Speaker 3: it is now? It's a total stranger, asked John Cena.
Speaker 3: Do you think my last time is now? It's like
Speaker 3: going to like see the Pope and like is going
Speaker 3: to see like a fortune teller. Yeah, John, I went
Speaker 3: to go see doctor Tom Fazu. He said, my last
Speaker 3: time is now as well.
Speaker 5: John, Please, you weren't the only one that had the
Speaker 5: last time.
Speaker 4: To know you weren't the only one who had.
Speaker 18: The last time.
Speaker 2: Now, please see that I need this.
Speaker 5: My mom's basically homeless.
Speaker 4: Basically she's not there yet, but he's basically homeworks.
Speaker 2: Her last time was a longer ago, John, My mom's
Speaker 2: on her deathbed.
Speaker 3: Her last time could be at any moment. He could
Speaker 3: be now, he could be later. Her last time is
Speaker 3: an hour later, which is neither here nor there.
Speaker 5: My last time is neither here nor there.
Speaker 2: From all we were saying, like, you know all these things, bosses,
Speaker 2: people stand out in the cold, and like how they
Speaker 2: justified in their minds.
Speaker 5: And he said, oh, John, his last time.
Speaker 3: Yea, I tried John say his last time he's come
Speaker 3: in mind last time to do it, Calhoun, He's not
Speaker 3: coming to Calorn again.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to be calm again. That's what mam said.
Speaker 2: I said, no Calum for you fat fuck so again?
Speaker 2: Last up day until we think of something even dumber to.
Speaker 3: Say, is the cold penetrates our flesh like fucking steak knives.
Speaker 2: We just had a Byron Sacks name WW announcer arrived, right.
Speaker 2: They were chanting Byron Sacks. That's like the probably the
Speaker 2: only time anyone was ever chand this name. But their
Speaker 2: confirmation they're going in, not coming out, And then you're
Speaker 2: thinking to.
Speaker 4: Myself, what if what if they all right?
Speaker 3: So again this idea that they that they haven't that
Speaker 3: they bought out the restaurant, but people going elsewhere, But
Speaker 3: they did it as a diversion, all right. What if
Speaker 3: they brought in like a bunch of the new ECW
Speaker 3: guys to like just they got a quick payday just
Speaker 3: to come.
Speaker 2: To calhouns That's it.
Speaker 3: They flew them in just to go to column Marcus
Speaker 3: corvaon Elijah Burke fucking saboo, hello, rest in peace?
Speaker 2: What was the Kevin Thorn, Uh fucking what's your name? Kelly?
Speaker 4: Kelly Kelly?
Speaker 3: The exhibitions she was, they were they were the u
Speaker 3: W extremists, you c W exhibitionists, exhibittion.
Speaker 5: M that's what we just saw.
Speaker 2: Things are heating up at the call. It's like cool
Speaker 2: down like cars. I'm pepping up. Someone starts pointing.
Speaker 4: We got word. We got word from somebody that cars
Speaker 4: like people do that of cars when they.
Speaker 2: Clark, I don't know, browns showing up and then escalat
Speaker 2: or something. Then one it's gotta be like crew.
Speaker 4: Yeah they're going into let's see they're going in, and
Speaker 4: see they're going home.
Speaker 2: They're going in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, who they go right in, they go right
Speaker 4: through the crowd.
Speaker 2: I think, what's the passwords?
Speaker 6: I know?
Speaker 4: Right, please let me past. I don't want to I
Speaker 4: don't want to talk to me about it.
Speaker 2: I just want to fucking eat. We get when you're
Speaker 2: in STV to take the windows, you know, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: what did you say one time Vince went to Calown?
Speaker 4: Well there's that one time? All right, all right, all right,
Speaker 4: one time people do that? Yes, yeah, I know it's
Speaker 4: been a long time.
Speaker 2: We'll do it.
Speaker 4: I want you to know why I go mcormack mixed,
Speaker 4: but I.
Speaker 2: Understand, I'm I like the happy Hour.
Speaker 5: But all right, well on the table, on till.
Speaker 3: On the table, fucking take out his cock and dipped
Speaker 3: it in the general shows and.
Speaker 4: Shat in the wings. But we have like do we
Speaker 4: have a big.
Speaker 2: For me?
Speaker 4: Have big what do you call it?
Speaker 5: Aquariums in there too?
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, shipy quariums.
Speaker 5: And they're okay with it, Coder like Jerry.
Speaker 2: Lawler's pool at SummerSlam ninety six.
Speaker 4: Jerry Lawer's pool has got a lot of floaters, all right.
Speaker 4: They all float here at Georgia. They all float down here.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 5: You don't see someone else pulls up.
Speaker 4: I guess it'll be Barren barn will come back again by.
Speaker 2: The ss continue here outside the world famous calo, and
Speaker 2: we've now moved back into the car. We got a
Speaker 2: nice vantage point on the front door. Cracked the window
Speaker 2: and cranked the heat.
Speaker 8: They're just getting too much out there. It was like
Speaker 8: daggers in my ears.
Speaker 2: But I'm almost mad that Byron Saxton showed up because
Speaker 2: it absolutely confirmed they're in there. It makes it that
Speaker 2: much harder to pull a plug in, right, but also
Speaker 2: makes you realize that they're in there, which means that
Speaker 2: they're getting in there without us knowing. Well, I think
Speaker 2: a lot of them probably arrived before sure fans did
Speaker 2: if they were at Raw. I think the move is
Speaker 2: if you live around here, you just don't go to Rod.
Speaker 2: You spuck and see right.
Speaker 8: I mean, there are a couple of hours we saw
Speaker 8: up there up there, you know ship.
Speaker 2: Then on money night rode a little TV where you
Speaker 2: can enjoy raw and nice warmth. And then the second
Speaker 2: you see signs of activity, you've been dashing through the
Speaker 2: backyard into the parking lot.
Speaker 4: Wasn't that concerned that caln was going to close?
Speaker 2: At one point?
Speaker 6: There was?
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 2: All it's been is a negotiation about rebuilding it, but
Speaker 2: demolishing this iconic structure so that they can build something
Speaker 2: that has galloon and a ton of other things so
Speaker 2: they can make way more money and rent off this
Speaker 2: existing property, which I.
Speaker 4: Can't they just build out where they're doing this all
Speaker 4: the ship.
Speaker 2: And I don't. I think it hasn't happened yet for
Speaker 2: a reason. Yeah, there there's a while there that people
Speaker 2: just assumed it was closed, and it's like, woh man,
Speaker 2: you can still dull. It is not closed in resting.
Speaker 2: There are a couple of guys from the office that
Speaker 2: showed up. You could tell you pulled up with tinted
Speaker 2: back windows. We thought that there's something going on. These
Speaker 2: sons of bitches get out and you can do thosele
Speaker 2: smirks on their.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 3: They're just a bunch of idiots who fucking probably a
Speaker 3: bunch of pas, you know, poss right exactly. And I
Speaker 3: noted to boss, and I'll note to the solar system.
Speaker 3: When you're around fans in a situation like this where
Speaker 3: they're kind of loosely socializing or not, like, you know,
Speaker 3: crushing each other to get into a venue, they have
Speaker 3: this there's a wrestling fan half smile I call it,
Speaker 3: where they walk around with this like knowing smile on
Speaker 3: their face.
Speaker 2: But they're also antisocial at the same time. It's very strange.
Speaker 4: It's this, it's this, it's this weird like.
Speaker 3: Thing because like it's almost like you feel cool for
Speaker 3: five seconds because what you like is in town, what
Speaker 3: you like is here, all right, and it's like the
Speaker 3: thing is the difference is is that nobody gives a shit,
Speaker 3: you know, so it's not actually cool.
Speaker 2: You feel cool, but nobody else thinks you're cool.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like when it's like when.
Speaker 2: Is it dangerous?
Speaker 3: Yes, it absolutely they're the ones who wear belts. But
Speaker 3: I equate it to when the Super Bowl was in
Speaker 3: New Jersey in twenty fourteen and I'm walking through New
Speaker 3: York City and there are these out of town ers
Speaker 3: who are walking around like they're fucking kings in New
Speaker 3: York and I'm like, you're just you're in Times Square.
Speaker 3: You're a bitch, Like, get out of my fucking city,
Speaker 3: all right. You don't belong and you're not cool, and
Speaker 3: you're not a kid. You're just a you're a little
Speaker 3: peon the bitch, right. I mean, there's more people than
Speaker 3: ever folks.
Speaker 4: I mean, is it's really wild.
Speaker 3: Fans just standing at this front door, and I really like,
Speaker 3: I want to know what is the endgame?
Speaker 4: What is the end game when they call it off?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: What are they looking for that tells them all right,
Speaker 3: there's no no more there. But I guess the lights
Speaker 3: turn off and then it's like all right, game over.
Speaker 3: But still like, I want to know what is what
Speaker 3: do they hope to gain from this?
Speaker 2: All the wrestlers coming out stop and sign autographs and
Speaker 2: take selfies, and they could meet the wrestlers, but do
Speaker 2: they really just come.
Speaker 7: In.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen anyone coming exactly.
Speaker 4: I don't think we will.
Speaker 7: And the.
Speaker 2: McMahon poopas are also falling too. At the same time.
Speaker 3: What do you you know that fucking Triple Ah is
Speaker 3: holding court in that pleasure you hear, although he's probably
Speaker 3: taking it back. He's probably actually in a production meeting.
Speaker 8: All right, after all right, let's just talk about what
Speaker 8: went were all, what went well, what we did right,
Speaker 8: what went wrong?
Speaker 2: What can we do better? What what can you do
Speaker 2: better to put a fake fight on television? Is that
Speaker 2: what you mean? Can make it look what? Less fake?
Speaker 2: Or more fake? What about that?
Speaker 4: I don't know if we even talked about that.
Speaker 8: Fucking that that incredibly grotesque video package that opened the
Speaker 8: whole night.
Speaker 17: Yeah, it was kind of like a raw raw like
Speaker 17: the show starts now raw wwe is live now in
Speaker 17: your ass, But it's just like all this like two.
Speaker 4: Year old footage from like right of people doing things.
Speaker 2: It is just so stupid. I felt just a general
Speaker 2: sense there was very dreary presentation. It's very kind of
Speaker 2: dull and like well, it felt like it not alive.
Speaker 3: And no, I mean, I also don't need video package
Speaker 3: after video package reminded me that I'm watching wrestling live. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, the last thing I should be watching is
Speaker 3: a video package to remind me that I'm watching wrestling live. Right,
Speaker 3: it's awful.
Speaker 2: You can't see me. Guys leaving which one Johnson? Imagine
Speaker 2: how you looked to him, right, and John's just.
Speaker 3: Walking in his car knowing you imagine like he's like
Speaker 3: just out here, like just having a cigarette.
Speaker 2: A cigarette. He's a scandal. I was thinking, like, probably
Speaker 2: get the rats come out. You could probably get catch
Speaker 2: one of.
Speaker 3: Them getting blown in the back Listen, I'm sure there's
Speaker 3: a private room, absolutely sure, a bunch of private rooms.
Speaker 2: I'm sure. I'm sure mouths are wrapped around. There's a
Speaker 2: there's a whole like special entrance away for daughters of single.
Speaker 6: You know how.
Speaker 4: Wow, this guy's got a container. This guy's out of
Speaker 4: the company, have a snack kind of bit guy.
Speaker 8: He definitely was like, this is the guy fucking hates wrestling,
Speaker 8: all right, this guy hates wrestling, but it's a job in.
Speaker 2: The biz in his mind. What did you guys do
Speaker 2: on Monday night. Well, we parked in the parking lot
Speaker 2: with caloon till midnight.
Speaker 4: We parked park ship. People walk by.
Speaker 3: Park the parking lot of a restaurant that was closed.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about people who were leaving.
Speaker 2: Oh it is now. Listen.
Speaker 4: If you cross in front of my car, you are
Speaker 4: in trouble.
Speaker 2: You are in trouble.
Speaker 4: You're not safe.
Speaker 3: You are as Bill Goldberg would say next, Yes, you
Speaker 3: are a fucking target.
Speaker 2: And who's who's to say what's coming next? But it's something, folks,
Speaker 2: you know, something's gonna happen. That's inevitable, that that is
Speaker 2: something I can guarantee.
Speaker 3: Something will happen, whether it's whether it's going home right
Speaker 3: here in the parking lot, spending the night in the
Speaker 3: parking lot.
Speaker 4: Something will happen.
Speaker 2: Found passed out the parking.
Speaker 3: Right, bustling fans, found frozen to dead like Jack Nicholson
Speaker 3: and the Shining I.
Speaker 2: Didn't note that Byron Saxton, the pirito arrived by himself.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, Byron, you're the last one. You're gonna
Speaker 8: be the end. All right, you're the bookend. When you
Speaker 8: come in, that's the end. And then we can all head.
Speaker 2: Out everyone's eating, everyone's laughing, everyone's cavorting. All of a sudden,
Speaker 2: you hear this spoon. Paul stands up. Can I every
Speaker 2: one's attention real quickly, quickly, sorry, just real quick. I
Speaker 2: think we all know that tonight was a very special
Speaker 2: night for a very special guy. And John, I personally
Speaker 2: want to say that it's been one of the great
Speaker 2: honors of my career to stand shoulder to shoulder with you.
Speaker 21: In that end of the night in Boston and just
Speaker 21: give you the spotlight and the attention and the and
Speaker 21: that we all feel for you and on a special
Speaker 21: night for you, and for the business on behalf of TK,
Speaker 21: a publicly traded company on the nastack five one.
Speaker 8: All right, nobody has offices your piece game, nobody has offices.
Speaker 8: And you gotta get in New York and la and
Speaker 8: Hong Kong and Japan and a bunch of numerical places.
Speaker 2: It's silly season.
Speaker 3: It's silly season in the parking lot of Kaloon for
Speaker 3: the Solar system.
Speaker 2: Are you sure we.
Speaker 4: Didn't get in there?
Speaker 5: Are you sure we didn't have to score?
Speaker 7: I feel.
Speaker 2: Look at these fans looking at each other. Clown justin
Speaker 2: long over here, people get aggressive. Now they're casing the Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like we guys, there's nothing in case. We did it.
Speaker 4: We cased it.
Speaker 2: Somebody's hitting the line on this car next.
Speaker 4: Make me nervous?
Speaker 2: Is that Robert rud Then when you're fucking besting?
Speaker 4: What if you do Robert Rude off from like three
Speaker 4: miles away?
Speaker 2: Guys coming out Kim I was saying, I see a
Speaker 2: bunch of dads and moms here. I would hate to
Speaker 2: be a parent this thing. Like, you know, the kid's
Speaker 2: gonna blame you if they.
Speaker 3: Don't get a lot of graph You know, at some
Speaker 3: point you're gonna be the reason that they hate life.
Speaker 2: See, we should have come here an hour earlier.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like I said, we should come right after Johnson
Speaker 5: is match.
Speaker 2: Do you believe everything you read on Reddit? You'll meet
Speaker 2: fucking so codd you might thine.
Speaker 4: They advertise that tonight, can't you here?
Speaker 2: They make no money, they just do. They advertise Hull
Speaker 2: Cogan coming tonight.
Speaker 4: November whatever it is to.
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty five. Hull Cogan live in Kowloun, alive, and
Speaker 3: I think Bruce Pritchet's in the Oh fuck my life.
Speaker 3: Oh you got it, you know, you know he is
Speaker 3: just like Telle.
Speaker 4: He is, Yeah, he is.
Speaker 3: He saw everyone to order. He's like mister cool guy.
Speaker 3: I've been to Boston a million times. You know, I've
Speaker 3: been coming here with a company for years, for decades.
Speaker 2: The thing we used to come here and just me
Speaker 2: and who was b pat I think uh Nelson Schwegler
Speaker 2: would come.
Speaker 8: Sometimes he wouldn't. That's the thing, and you know what
Speaker 8: you're doing this way before? You know, who wasn't there?
Speaker 8: Bruce Pritchard was never there. They all were, but Bruce
Speaker 8: Prichard never was. It became a big thing with all
Speaker 8: the boys. Yeah, there was a time it was just you.
Speaker 2: Know, people in the office and it stopped by after
Speaker 2: the show. You know, it's kind of you know, it's
Speaker 2: kind of stretch out a little bit.
Speaker 4: It's kinda hang out. Oh make stretch out?
Speaker 2: What the fuck does that mean? Stretch out?
Speaker 4: You're going, where's the yoga studio? Stretch out?
Speaker 2: The wipers a load off? Well, I think we're close
Speaker 2: to hitting a jet here phips. But we're hearing for now.
Speaker 2: We'll be updating as soon the lap of time is now.
Speaker 2: That's right, Well, that was a complete bust. Ladies, gentlemen,
Speaker 2: we are. We'll get Byron Sacks. We got Byron Sacks,
Speaker 2: and we can always say that that's the one thing
Speaker 2: we're gonna remember about this guy. As we pull out,
Speaker 2: take one last look at the front door of the Calhoon.
Speaker 2: Still you know twenty fans, thirty fans, there's got fifty
Speaker 2: here's pressed up against the front door. Wait. Wait, it
Speaker 2: would be such a great idea to show up here
Speaker 2: and like with a you know, a big suv and
Speaker 2: shoot everybody.
Speaker 4: Tell you what you should do? Oh, yes, that'd be amazing.
Speaker 3: There are fans down the side what you should do? Actually, yes,
Speaker 3: has come here? Yeah all right, and come to the
Speaker 3: restaurant and then hide out in the bathroom to be closed.
Speaker 5: Who is it?
Speaker 2: Gonnada?
Speaker 8: I think to stay there and do you start hearing
Speaker 8: people and then make your way out and I'd like
Speaker 8: you move along there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, with like a black shirt on or something
Speaker 2: with a black collared shirt. The dystopian foil Hilltop. Look
Speaker 2: at that Hilltop steakhouse and landmark Neon Garish side on
Speaker 2: this one old fucking school. Oh ship.
Speaker 4: So that's gonna wrap it up for the last time.
Speaker 2: Is downs come price that's nice, right, that's nice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh man, there's nothing like there's nothing like a bunch
Speaker 2: of clothes restaurants on a freezing cold night.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean. It's like reminding you of exactly.
Speaker 2: It's like, why aren't you home right now? That's all
Speaker 2: the landscape screams at you. Why aren't at home?
Speaker 4: To saying we don't have anything for you right now?
Speaker 7: So go home.
Speaker 2: Always found that super press.
Speaker 4: From there, right Ye. The thing that the wind Falls
Speaker 4: got it mere falls.
Speaker 2: The first directions. I did notice that the side entrance
Speaker 2: that we gave up on was Kelly Trust was also
Speaker 2: packed with fans on the side of the building. So
Speaker 2: they're getting desperate here.
Speaker 3: At some point they'll empty out. I mean, it's I
Speaker 3: don't know why they're still in there. I don't think
Speaker 3: that they will. I think that they have got some
Speaker 3: kind of I'll tell you. I'll tell you why, because
Speaker 3: it's not just that there are are wrestlers on the walls.
Speaker 3: They have celebrities like they place. It's like a New
Speaker 3: York establishment where they're a headshot lying in the walls.
Speaker 3: Yeah enough to run.
Speaker 4: And so to me and a building that big, they've
Speaker 4: got entrances that we don't know about.
Speaker 3: And I think that is how they get in to avoid,
Speaker 3: to avoid having to talk to these fucking idiots fans here.
Speaker 2: You closed? Why you're closed? Sup? My mean? But I
Speaker 2: can see my mean, you know. So there's that.
Speaker 4: There they they are.
Speaker 8: They are making sure okay, they are making sure that
Speaker 8: that that the wrestlers don't have to talk with the
Speaker 8: people who support them.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Story of a wrestler's.
Speaker 7: Life, right.
Speaker 3: You know, I would want nothing to do. I would
Speaker 3: want to quiet at night of Tawloon's with all my
Speaker 3: drunken friends. I would not want to be around the.
Speaker 7: US.
Speaker 2: But what a way to end it? Oh shit? The
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