Speaker 1: Who gives a shit. Get in the car, Lindsay, it's fine.
Speaker 1: We're talking about a mom card. We're talking about rooms.
Speaker 1: I thought we're disappointed. Should not really be anywhere near
Speaker 1: this fucking pissed Kumbaya circleels fucking pissed is better? Right?
Speaker 2: But what you what I'm releasing right now as we're
Speaker 2: being filmed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this show is boring, right?
Speaker 1: Notice right?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 1: Hi, Hello, and welcome to bad television. I am here
Speaker 1: with Ruby. Hi Jell, how are you hey? My sister
Speaker 1: Ruby Klein is here as well. Someone who is not
Speaker 1: here this evening is our dearly departed Pat. He's actually
Speaker 1: not dead. He's just celebrating his birthday month in Napa, California.
Speaker 1: He is turning thirty seven or sixty five. We do
Speaker 1: not know.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter, but it's great.
Speaker 1: His place is the great Lori Alterman of the fan
Speaker 1: or Fanatic podcast.
Speaker 2: Hi, it is a pleasure and an honor to be here.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you for your posture, thank you for
Speaker 1: your great energy. We're here to break down. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's you know, it's really in the city and
Speaker 1: the Valley are vying for whole position of most dogshit shows.
Speaker 1: On Bravo TV. This season has ended with a whimper,
Speaker 1: not a bang. We're here to break down the finale
Speaker 1: of In the City, Laurie. How's your experience within the
Speaker 1: City been this season?
Speaker 2: It's been a real mind fuck? Can I say fuck
Speaker 2: on this show?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You can't real mind fuck because you know, normally your
Speaker 2: reality TV and this is a bad thing. It's shot
Speaker 2: way behind and you find out what happens. It's like
Speaker 2: I already know, but this.
Speaker 1: Show, it's like a Christopher Nolan movie.
Speaker 2: It is are Chris Nolan right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, the Odysty needs help. So we are
Speaker 1: here to just get people to the theaters. You were
Speaker 1: talking about the city.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyhow, Christopher Nolan, it just was weird because we
Speaker 2: knew what had happened and the Amanda and Kyle of it,
Speaker 2: and then that I love a flashback and I love
Speaker 2: a fast forward.
Speaker 1: I love two months later.
Speaker 2: So that got me off. But the actual meat of
Speaker 2: the show sure didn't work for me, But I think
Speaker 2: it could.
Speaker 1: I think that's optimistic. It's a silver lining kind of
Speaker 1: position to take Ruby. Ruby lives in New York City
Speaker 1: aka the Big Apple aka Hudson Yards, so she knows
Speaker 1: that city so well.
Speaker 2: Round zero free.
Speaker 1: My daughter lives around zero.
Speaker 3: Well, we will chat offline about that. Would love to
Speaker 3: meet you're daughter and Dylan. Yeah, I'm going to give
Speaker 3: my thoughts now. Yeah, just because I didn't know that
Speaker 3: this was the finale until you said it. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: that's that says a lot, and that says everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was excited about the flashbacks and forwards and I
Speaker 3: was excited about nothing else. Yeah, and the mashed potatoes
Speaker 3: that when when they asked about boxed and we'll get
Speaker 3: to the dinner, like so.
Speaker 1: Many things with the mashed potato alarming things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of that. And the room was so big,
Speaker 3: there was so much space too.
Speaker 1: It looked like a bar mitzvah hall.
Speaker 3: The lighting wasn't great but yeah, and nobody came to
Speaker 3: your bombs and the lighting was terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, the lighting was dog shit and no one
Speaker 1: came to the bar metzvah and it was friends giving
Speaker 1: and the food the mash was skin on, I believe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they talked about a skin on mash. We'll talk about
Speaker 1: the entire thing.
Speaker 3: I'm interrupting, No, but just overall it was not I
Speaker 3: think you're right. It was a whimper, not of just
Speaker 3: an ending, but the entire season it was was whimpering.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna go ahead, and I believe when we
Speaker 1: had you on the Valley. We have a rating system
Speaker 1: for every show that we do.
Speaker 2: Jack's, Taylor's Bumps.
Speaker 1: Yes, for the Valley and or shell Fish. How many
Speaker 1: crab legs before Majors reconstructive surgery. It gets a little convoluted.
Speaker 1: But this show, the rating system is actually sylveneers, which
Speaker 1: is what Pat thought the word souvenirs was. So how
Speaker 1: many sylvenirs do you give this episode? One out of
Speaker 1: one hundred?
Speaker 2: Oh, the finale itself.
Speaker 1: Yes, the finale in the city, season one sylvenirs? Please?
Speaker 1: Just one or one hundred sylvenirs or anything in between there.
Speaker 2: Let me just think. Okay, I tell you what, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'd tell you what.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love mashed potatoes and gravy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and I don't like family,
Speaker 2: and so this was a friends giving and for that,
Speaker 2: I'm going to give it twelve point five.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll going wow. Decimal that is, I don't think
Speaker 1: we've ever had a decimal. Now you are an innovator
Speaker 1: in your own right, Kaylen, how many thank you, Dylan, Kaylen?
Speaker 1: How many Sylvenirs would you give the episode? I'd give
Speaker 1: it to Silvenirs. Okay, did you watch it now? Okay, Rubes,
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Kaylin's not far off. Everyone's failing grade of
Speaker 3: Sylvenir is accurate. This wasn't good until we got to
Speaker 3: see things that kind of just reminded me of how
Speaker 3: fucked up the summer House entire thing was. But as
Speaker 3: you mentioned, we're not there anymore. We've moved and it's
Speaker 3: only a month ago that they filmed this in stuff.
Speaker 3: So I can't imagine how annoyed they are. All round
Speaker 3: up because it's the summer, thirty one Solvenirs, What does
Speaker 3: that mean?
Speaker 1: All round up because it's the summer. What does that mean?
Speaker 3: In the winter people are more mean. It's not a sunny,
Speaker 3: it's not warm, it's cold. You're cold. Now, you know,
Speaker 3: I would go I would go kalein, I'd go four maybe,
Speaker 3: you know, but no, I'll go thirty one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it seventy seven Sylvenirs. I did not
Speaker 1: like this episode, but you know, the banquet Hall was
Speaker 1: absolutely hilarious. Gavin continues to be just a meatball that
Speaker 1: It's like if a meatball got cursed by which and
Speaker 1: turned into a human. It's a little convoluted, but he's
Speaker 1: just such a revolting human being. I'm really excited as
Speaker 1: a man to talk about when you can use the
Speaker 1: mom card and when you can't. I'm really excited to
Speaker 1: give my opinions on that. So I'm gonna give it
Speaker 1: seventy seven silvenirs quickly on picking cameras back up to
Speaker 1: film things that we've known about for almost half a
Speaker 1: year now. We'll discuss it when we get there. I
Speaker 1: thought we were gonna get a little bit more out
Speaker 1: of this. As it turns out, there is not a
Speaker 1: drop left of this fucking Amanda and West thing. There
Speaker 1: is not a scene you could film. There is not
Speaker 1: a thing you could tell me that would reignite my
Speaker 1: interest in these two just coming on one another. I
Speaker 1: don't care anymore. That video that they just posted on
Speaker 1: TikTok where she's getting pickles and ice cream? Have you
Speaker 1: heard of this?
Speaker 2: Have I heard of it? I did a really viral
Speaker 2: video reacting. I'm glad you liked it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I just wanted you to pluck it. That's
Speaker 1: what I mentioned it.
Speaker 2: By the way, meatballs, pickles, mashed potatoes, you're in heaven.
Speaker 2: I'm in heaven. That mess Hall was not messing.
Speaker 1: Around right now. If they weren't, Yeah, it was very
Speaker 1: It was like a full metal jacket kind of thing.
Speaker 1: But anyways, last week left off, Kyle and Amanda were
Speaker 1: fighting about essentially who hates the other person more.
Speaker 2: I don't think Kyle Cook has hate in his heart.
Speaker 3: You don't think Can we just get a really quick
Speaker 3: like just a benchmark of where are you on you?
Speaker 3: Do you have feelings of hate for them? Do you
Speaker 3: think they're what do you think about them?
Speaker 2: I am obsessed with Kyle Cook.
Speaker 1: Amazing, It's not healthy.
Speaker 2: I could be his mother. Actually, his mother has commented
Speaker 2: like DM, she won't come on my show, sweetest woman
Speaker 2: in the world, and she's just grateful for what she
Speaker 2: thinks is support. It's just lust.
Speaker 1: Wow, his glow up.
Speaker 2: I wish that my husband would cheat on me with
Speaker 2: my best friend or whatever the storyline is. So the
Speaker 2: collagen and the glow and my hair.
Speaker 3: He is in. Speaking of witches cursing people, whatever the
Speaker 3: drunk witch did to Gavin, she reversed did to Kyle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a wine hag that cursed him, But
Speaker 1: it was a blessing.
Speaker 3: On accident maybe because like you shouldn't give like that
Speaker 3: ability to drink and party and never sleep and do
Speaker 3: drugs and work out somehow at six in the morning
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 1: To that guy. But we did.
Speaker 3: It's incredible.
Speaker 1: I'm blown away at the stamina. You know, we discussed
Speaker 1: before the MIC's heated up. We're Jews. So when I
Speaker 1: see a blonde stout man drinking as much as he does,
Speaker 1: doing the drugs that he does, the thought of getting
Speaker 1: up at six and six o'clock in the morning to
Speaker 1: work out after a RESTful night of sleep sounds exhausting
Speaker 1: to me. Dylan, he has a six's.
Speaker 3: It makes no He eats chips in the in the
Speaker 3: kitchen by himself.
Speaker 1: I know I am thirty five. When I am forty,
Speaker 1: I'm going to have hospice ward energy levels I don't know.
Speaker 2: So I'm here at fifty eight telling you I haven't
Speaker 2: worked out since Reagan was so again, Kyle, not all
Speaker 2: heroes were capes, and he just he's won me over
Speaker 2: and listen, we know he's a sweet guy. You can
Speaker 2: just tell that in the interactions with Mandy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we know he's just the sweetest.
Speaker 2: I mean now, I mean, now, that's all that matters
Speaker 2: is now he.
Speaker 1: Slipped into just the most unbelievable pr trampoline, and it's
Speaker 1: because his ex wife is really that disgusting of a
Speaker 1: human being, despicable.
Speaker 2: The only way he was going to come back was
Speaker 2: this one of badillion scenario. And I think that's part
Speaker 2: of the reason he's sweet to her, because he's like,
Speaker 2: I owe you my life, right he does. And he
Speaker 2: ought to go on that double date with Sally Cars
Speaker 2: at least he could do.
Speaker 3: I mean, also, I love him and Sally. I think
Speaker 3: that would be such a great runaway. Do it? Why
Speaker 3: not go for it? She's she's gorgeous, she has her
Speaker 3: ship together. She would probably.
Speaker 1: No like she she like has her own she's legit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's crazy though. Start spreading