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<v Speaker 1>Who gives a shit. Get in the car, Lindsay, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about a mom card. We're talking about rooms.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we're disappointed. Should not really be anywhere near

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<v Speaker 1>this fucking pissed Kumbaya circleels fucking pissed is better? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>But what you what I'm releasing right now as we're

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<v Speaker 2>being filmed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this show is boring, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Notice right?

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<v Speaker 2>God?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Hello, and welcome to bad television. I am here

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<v Speaker 1>with Ruby. Hi Jell, how are you hey? My sister

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<v Speaker 1>Ruby Klein is here as well. Someone who is not

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<v Speaker 1>here this evening is our dearly departed Pat. He's actually

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<v Speaker 1>not dead. He's just celebrating his birthday month in Napa, California.

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<v Speaker 1>He is turning thirty seven or sixty five. We do

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<v Speaker 1>not know.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't matter, but it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>His place is the great Lori Alterman of the fan

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<v Speaker 1>or Fanatic podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, it is a pleasure and an honor to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Thank you for your posture, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>your great energy. We're here to break down. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's you know, it's really in the city and

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<v Speaker 1>the Valley are vying for whole position of most dogshit shows.

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<v Speaker 1>On Bravo TV. This season has ended with a whimper,

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<v Speaker 1>not a bang. We're here to break down the finale

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<v Speaker 1>of In the City, Laurie. How's your experience within the

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<v Speaker 1>City been this season?

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a real mind fuck? Can I say fuck

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<v Speaker 2>on this show?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You can't real mind fuck because you know, normally your

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<v Speaker 2>reality TV and this is a bad thing. It's shot

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<v Speaker 2>way behind and you find out what happens. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>I already know, but this.

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<v Speaker 1>Show, it's like a Christopher Nolan movie.

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<v Speaker 2>It is are Chris Nolan right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, the Odysty needs help. So we are

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<v Speaker 1>here to just get people to the theaters. You were

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the city.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, anyhow, Christopher Nolan, it just was weird because we

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<v Speaker 2>knew what had happened and the Amanda and Kyle of it,

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<v Speaker 2>and then that I love a flashback and I love

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<v Speaker 2>a fast forward.

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<v Speaker 1>I love two months later.

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<v Speaker 2>So that got me off. But the actual meat of

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<v Speaker 2>the show sure didn't work for me, But I think

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<v Speaker 2>it could.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's optimistic. It's a silver lining kind of

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<v Speaker 1>position to take Ruby. Ruby lives in New York City

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<v Speaker 1>aka the Big Apple aka Hudson Yards, so she knows

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<v Speaker 1>that city so well.

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<v Speaker 2>Round zero free.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter lives around zero.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we will chat offline about that. Would love to

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<v Speaker 3>meet you're daughter and Dylan. Yeah, I'm going to give

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<v Speaker 3>my thoughts now. Yeah, just because I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 3>this was the finale until you said it. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 3>that's that says a lot, and that says everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was excited about the flashbacks and forwards and I

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<v Speaker 3>was excited about nothing else. Yeah, and the mashed potatoes

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<v Speaker 3>that when when they asked about boxed and we'll get

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<v Speaker 3>to the dinner, like so.

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<v Speaker 1>Many things with the mashed potato alarming things.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a lot of that. And the room was so big,

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<v Speaker 3>there was so much space too.

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<v Speaker 1>It looked like a bar mitzvah hall.

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<v Speaker 3>The lighting wasn't great but yeah, and nobody came to

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<v Speaker 3>your bombs and the lighting was terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, the lighting was dog shit and no one

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<v Speaker 1>came to the bar metzvah and it was friends giving

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<v Speaker 1>and the food the mash was skin on, I believe. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they talked about a skin on mash. We'll talk about

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<v Speaker 1>the entire thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm interrupting, No, but just overall it was not I

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<v Speaker 3>think you're right. It was a whimper, not of just

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<v Speaker 3>an ending, but the entire season it was was whimpering.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna go ahead, and I believe when we

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<v Speaker 1>had you on the Valley. We have a rating system

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<v Speaker 1>for every show that we do.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack's, Taylor's Bumps.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, for the Valley and or shell Fish. How many

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<v Speaker 1>crab legs before Majors reconstructive surgery. It gets a little convoluted.

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<v Speaker 1>But this show, the rating system is actually sylveneers, which

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<v Speaker 1>is what Pat thought the word souvenirs was. So how

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<v Speaker 1>many sylvenirs do you give this episode? One out of

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the finale itself.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the finale in the city, season one sylvenirs? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Just one or one hundred sylvenirs or anything in between there.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me just think. Okay, I tell you what, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd tell you what.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I love mashed potatoes and gravy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and I don't like family,

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<v Speaker 2>and so this was a friends giving and for that,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to give it twelve point five.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we'll going wow. Decimal that is, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>we've ever had a decimal. Now you are an innovator

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<v Speaker 1>in your own right, Kaylen, how many thank you, Dylan, Kaylen?

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<v Speaker 1>How many Sylvenirs would you give the episode? I'd give

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<v Speaker 1>it to Silvenirs. Okay, did you watch it now? Okay, Rubes,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, Kaylin's not far off. Everyone's failing grade of

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<v Speaker 3>Sylvenir is accurate. This wasn't good until we got to

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<v Speaker 3>see things that kind of just reminded me of how

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<v Speaker 3>fucked up the summer House entire thing was. But as

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<v Speaker 3>you mentioned, we're not there anymore. We've moved and it's

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<v Speaker 3>only a month ago that they filmed this in stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So I can't imagine how annoyed they are. All round

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<v Speaker 3>up because it's the summer, thirty one Solvenirs, What does

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<v Speaker 3>that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>All round up because it's the summer. What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>In the winter people are more mean. It's not a sunny,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not warm, it's cold. You're cold. Now, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I would go I would go kalein, I'd go four maybe,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, but no, I'll go thirty one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give it seventy seven Sylvenirs. I did not

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<v Speaker 1>like this episode, but you know, the banquet Hall was

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely hilarious. Gavin continues to be just a meatball that

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<v Speaker 1>It's like if a meatball got cursed by which and

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<v Speaker 1>turned into a human. It's a little convoluted, but he's

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<v Speaker 1>just such a revolting human being. I'm really excited as

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<v Speaker 1>a man to talk about when you can use the

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<v Speaker 1>mom card and when you can't. I'm really excited to

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<v Speaker 1>give my opinions on that. So I'm gonna give it

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<v Speaker 1>seventy seven silvenirs quickly on picking cameras back up to

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<v Speaker 1>film things that we've known about for almost half a

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<v Speaker 1>year now. We'll discuss it when we get there. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought we were gonna get a little bit more out

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<v Speaker 1>of this. As it turns out, there is not a

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<v Speaker 1>drop left of this fucking Amanda and West thing. There

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<v Speaker 1>is not a scene you could film. There is not

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<v Speaker 1>a thing you could tell me that would reignite my

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<v Speaker 1>interest in these two just coming on one another. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care anymore. That video that they just posted on

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok where she's getting pickles and ice cream? Have you

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<v Speaker 1>heard of this?

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<v Speaker 2>Have I heard of it? I did a really viral

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<v Speaker 2>video reacting. I'm glad you liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I just wanted you to pluck it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I mentioned it.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, meatballs, pickles, mashed potatoes, you're in heaven.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in heaven. That mess Hall was not messing.

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<v Speaker 1>Around right now. If they weren't, Yeah, it was very

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a full metal jacket kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyways, last week left off, Kyle and Amanda were

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<v Speaker 1>fighting about essentially who hates the other person more.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think Kyle Cook has hate in his heart.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't think Can we just get a really quick

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<v Speaker 3>like just a benchmark of where are you on you?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have feelings of hate for them? Do you

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<v Speaker 3>think they're what do you think about them?

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<v Speaker 2>I am obsessed with Kyle Cook.

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<v Speaker 1>Amazing, It's not healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>I could be his mother. Actually, his mother has commented

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<v Speaker 2>like DM, she won't come on my show, sweetest woman

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<v Speaker 2>in the world, and she's just grateful for what she

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<v Speaker 2>thinks is support. It's just lust.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, his glow up.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish that my husband would cheat on me with

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<v Speaker 2>my best friend or whatever the storyline is. So the

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<v Speaker 2>collagen and the glow and my hair.

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<v Speaker 3>He is in. Speaking of witches cursing people, whatever the

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<v Speaker 3>drunk witch did to Gavin, she reversed did to Kyle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a wine hag that cursed him, But

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<v Speaker 1>it was a blessing.

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<v Speaker 3>On accident maybe because like you shouldn't give like that

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<v Speaker 3>ability to drink and party and never sleep and do

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<v Speaker 3>drugs and work out somehow at six in the morning

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<v Speaker 3>all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>To that guy. But we did.

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<v Speaker 3>It's incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm blown away at the stamina. You know, we discussed

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<v Speaker 1>before the MIC's heated up. We're Jews. So when I

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<v Speaker 1>see a blonde stout man drinking as much as he does,

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<v Speaker 1>doing the drugs that he does, the thought of getting

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<v Speaker 1>up at six and six o'clock in the morning to

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<v Speaker 1>work out after a RESTful night of sleep sounds exhausting

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Dylan, he has a six's.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes no He eats chips in the in the

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<v Speaker 3>kitchen by himself.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I am thirty five. When I am forty,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to have hospice ward energy levels I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm here at fifty eight telling you I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>worked out since Reagan was so again, Kyle, not all

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<v Speaker 2>heroes were capes, and he just he's won me over

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<v Speaker 2>and listen, we know he's a sweet guy. You can

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<v Speaker 2>just tell that in the interactions with Mandy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we know he's just the sweetest.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean now, I mean, now, that's all that matters

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<v Speaker 2>is now he.

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<v Speaker 1>Slipped into just the most unbelievable pr trampoline, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>because his ex wife is really that disgusting of a

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<v Speaker 1>human being, despicable.

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<v Speaker 2>The only way he was going to come back was

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<v Speaker 2>this one of badillion scenario. And I think that's part

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<v Speaker 2>of the reason he's sweet to her, because he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I owe you my life, right he does. And he

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<v Speaker 2>ought to go on that double date with Sally Cars

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<v Speaker 2>at least he could do.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, also, I love him and Sally. I think

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<v Speaker 3>that would be such a great runaway. Do it? Why

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<v Speaker 3>not go for it? She's she's gorgeous, she has her

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<v Speaker 3>ship together. She would probably.

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<v Speaker 1>No like she she like has her own she's legit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's crazy though. Start spreading