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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. My name is Clayton.

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Speaker 2: I am the brother of Satan, and this is my

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show where I interview every soul in Hell in the afterlife.

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Normally I'm joined by my friend Chris, but unfortunately, back

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in December, there was an elf uprising and Chris managed

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to slip through my fingers and he got away. But

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I'm here to announce, ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

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The elf uprising was quelled. All of the elves have

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been dealt with swiftly. They've all been crushed down to agnog, which,

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as you know, is the remains of elves squished down

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into a liquid, delicious drink. So anyways, yeah, if you

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drink agnog, you've been drinking elves. It was actually elf noggin,

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it's their brains, but we shortened it to agnog just

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to simplify it. So anyways, Napkin, he's dead and we've

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isolated Chris's. Look, it looks like he is in a

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strip club in Tijuana. Uh so Seal Team six x

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six is moving in. They're about to teleport him now.

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Speaker 1: Uh and we're gonna We're gonna we're gonna catch him

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by surprise.

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Speaker 2: So here we go and uh teleporting him back in

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three two one?

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Speaker 1: Did you have a change for a five? Welcome back? Chris?

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Oh my god, yeah, you thought you'd get away, Chris, Come.

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Speaker 3: On, I just I just needed five more minutes with Candace.

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, sorry, that's very unfortunate. But I'm sure she

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was going to become your next wife or something. Chris.

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That's sorry to break, sorry to break your heart, like.

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Speaker 3: Could you break this five instead of my heart?

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Chris? No, no, you're you gotta get back to work,

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all right. You know it's a it's a new year,

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a new show, new us.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so new new year. Okay, so anything changed?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, nothing, the calendar changed, but the year.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's trust me, twenty twenty one is just

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gonna be just as bad.

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Speaker 1: Just just wait till March. You know, things are getting

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a rocky.

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, what happens in margin.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna tell you. You'll just have to find out,

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all right. Anyways, Uh, let's bring on our guests. It's

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so we got to get back into interviewing people. We

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got a lot of people to get through.

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Speaker 1: Chris.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good list this year, great list? Yes, okay, So

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who's up first this year.

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Speaker 1: Well, Chris, I was looking through some of the files.

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm always looking for guests and you know,

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people to bring on, and I came across this brother

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and sister, and I I don't really know why they're.

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Speaker 1: Down here in hell.

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Speaker 2: They seem perfectly normal. You know, maybe you heard them

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and when, you know, in your bedtime stories. But I

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really it's a head scratcher why they're down here in hell.

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So I thought we'd bring them on, get their side

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of the story. So, uh yeah, come on in, Hans

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Fling Gretel, Come on, guys.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, Hello, so nice to be here. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are so cute. Do you guys need

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booster seats or anything like that?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that would be nice.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Dunker, Dunker.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 2: Your little legs are dangling, so I just want to

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make you because you're nice and comfortable.

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Speaker 5: Yeah that's right. Hi guys, So nice to be here. Wow,

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this nice place.

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Speaker 4: Oh you pulled my ready, you.

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Speaker 1: Don't want you to. It's gone down, so all right.

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Well hello, my name is Clayton. This is my friend Chris.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Chris, Hello, Hello, Hello.

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Speaker 3: So y'all are the Hansel and Gretel from all the stories.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm handsl Yeah, we're from all the stories. You know,

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you probably know the stories. We're a little bit famous,

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born in deutsch Land. Yeah, that's right, and you know

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you're kind of the basics.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 4: We went into the woods. We like to walk in

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the wood.

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Speaker 5: We love to walk into we love to fall and

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we you know some you know, just one time, the

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one that everybody knows, you know, we got lost.

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Speaker 4: Snooze first, everybody knows this one.

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Speaker 5: And then we put some bread crumbs out to try

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and find our way home. We didn't want to get lost,

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that's right, and said, you know, the birds take the

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bread crumbs.

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Speaker 4: And we can those pisky birds.

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Speaker 5: So we came upon a house.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and if you was so cute.

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Speaker 5: It was so cute, and the lady inside was giving us,

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you know, lots of candy and soups and soups and

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sweets and yeah, then we found out she was a witch.

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And we knew she was a witch, had we had

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to kill her. She had a big nose, Yeah, big

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nose sort of point he had.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this switch she was gonna eat you right and

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murder you.

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Speaker 5: I wanted to fatten us, right, She wanted to give

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us lots of sweets to make us really fat. And

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then she said, you know, you start to she can

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make us rub butter on us skin. Yeah, but that's right,

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that's right. It was like a lotion. Yeah, I guess

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it was like lotion. I guess we did have some

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like dry skin from all the woods walking. So she

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was like, you can put this on your skin to

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make it feel better. But we knew that she was

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a witch because she was trying to, you know, make

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us skin nice and soft for eating. Well. She also

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had a big pot cauldron. Yeah, she had a big, big,

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big cauldron and then oven.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she had a I mean this is a witch.

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She is a witch.

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Speaker 2: I mean, hansel Gre these sound like normal household objects

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to me.

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Speaker 1: I mean what other evidence.

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Speaker 4: I mean, she had a big nose.

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Speaker 5: She had a knife. She had a knife, a short knife.

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Speaker 3: With a knife. Did she like try to stab you or.

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Speaker 5: She cut up an apple and she puts the apple

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in the pot and was like here, I'm going to

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put the apple in the pot. And I was like, whoa,

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is this some witch stuff?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she had a walking stick. Yeah, she had she

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was bent over.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she had a cat. She had a cat. It

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wasn't black, but she had cat.

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Speaker 3: Did the walking stick? I mean, did she like use

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it to cast spells?

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Speaker 7: Like was it a wand was it like a big

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wand yeah?

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Speaker 3: Did she?

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Speaker 4: But she was a lady.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she was a lady. That was the big That

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was the big clues that there was a witch.

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Speaker 3: Right, so she did cast spells or no?

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Speaker 5: Probably yeah, you know, she probably did. But maybe that

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was the part we didn't see because we were like

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sleeping or something. But yeah, she probably did cast spells.

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And at one point I saw her looking through a

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book of of of of spells and and and it

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said recipes on it. In all of the recipes were

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probably spells.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay.

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Speaker 7: And then so so you just you were like, this

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is a witch. She's going to kill you. And then

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what did you do?

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Speaker 5: Well, this is the kind of the fun part. Yes,

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this is very good, because I wait, I wake up

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and I was like, hey, Gretel, to see that witches asleep? Yes,

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And and so we we crept out in a little

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stocking feet.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we were very quiet.

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Speaker 5: We were very quiet. We snuck around like a little mouse,

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and her.

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Speaker 4: House was made of gingerbread and cake and pastries. Also

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some she's a bitch.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right, that's right. And it might have also

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just been sort of architectural detail that sort of looked

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like a gingerbread house. I'm not totally sure about that,

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Speaker 4: Foot floors are very quiet, yeah, ginger bread.

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Speaker 5: Very soft floors.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And so we crept out into her bed, and then

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Speaker 4: We put the pillow over her face.

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Speaker 5: And we slowly smothered her until she was kicking and kicking,

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and you see the last little kick of her little foot.

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Speaker 4: I threw my whole body over her legs, say stop kicking.

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Speaker 5: That's right. And then we pulled her over to the cauldron.

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Speaker 4: Then we had a little disagreement because I said oven

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and I said cauldron and I said oven and I

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said cold and I said oven.

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Speaker 5: And so she won because you know, she said, you

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know it's going to be the oven or it's not

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going to cook.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so you you you.

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Speaker 1: Threw this old woman into the oven. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we threw her in the oven.

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Speaker 4: And she was not completely dead. She would she she came.

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Speaker 5: She came to right that's because she's a witch. She

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came to with some magic powers and was like, don't

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do this, you're killing an innocent person. And we were like,

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that's exactly what a witch would say.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, did she at any point us any mad

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spells she tried?

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Speaker 5: But luckily the oven door was really like a magic proof,

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so it was nice because it couldn't get the magic

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couldn't get out of the oven.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I mean she so she did.

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Speaker 1: Was there any other means for her to exit?

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Speaker 2: I mean did she try to, like like fly away

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Speaker 3: I think she.

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Speaker 4: Tried to climb up the chimney. Yeah, she probably did,

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but it was too skinny.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, too skinny. It's just a nice fat plump, which

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is really nice. And then so you know, you cook

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it about, you cook you about you know, seventy celsius

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for about you know, how long would you say about

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three four hours?

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Speaker 4: Three four hours? These screams only last three four minutes,

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So you really have to enjoy the beginning, right and.

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Speaker 5: Then you really you really want to make sure that

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when you take it, when you take the witch out,

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you let it cool. You have to let it cool

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before before you slice it, you have to slice it

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in very thin, beautiful slices.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's sort to be clear.

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Speaker 2: You you you once you cooked her to make sure

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she was thoroughly dead, you were were you slicing her

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open to make sure she was dead?

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Speaker 1: Or were you planning to do something else with her?

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean with sliced, with sliced her so that

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we could have a good, you know, nice presentation presentation

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for well, did you don't want to you don't you

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know when you when you're plated?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, when you plate oh yeah.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, you have to eat them or they

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come back somehow.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: We added an egg noodle.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you have your egg noodle really spots. Yeah, it's

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very good.

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Speaker 4: It's like I start to taste a bit like.

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Speaker 5: Schnitzer Yeah, a bit like schnitzel, a bit like spats,

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you know, all all the good stuff. And then you

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just slice really thin and then you put it on

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a plate with a nice sauce like a you know,

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apple sauce or just anything sweet, because you know, it

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tastes a bit gamey.

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put it in my caraffe and cook.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, say that again.

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Speaker 4: What was the ashes of the witch You can put

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in your caraffe and cook it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you just put the ashes in there. It's really good.

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Speaker 4: Do you have this do it? Coffee and cooking?

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Speaker 3: I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what that is. I'm kind of

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unscratch my head here.

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Speaker 4: It's saying you make it every morning.

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Speaker 1: People drink coffee morning.

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Speaker 4: It's yeah.

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Speaker 1: Coffee, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: And cooking, cooking like if it's your birthday party.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I do not put human remains. Yeah, coffee. No.

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Speaker 5: That's the one thing that you have to try is

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you have to try some witch powder. The witch powder

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is really good. It's like it's like it's like a

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collagen totally. It's like a good protein powder, you know,

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lean protein powder.

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Speaker 4: That's what protein powder is is bone.

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Speaker 5: I don't think it is basically protein powder is just

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a witch powder.

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Speaker 4: They even do this on Earth.

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Speaker 5: Yes, that's how they make it.

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Speaker 4: They drink bones colorgen powder.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, well that's news to me. I'm disturbed in

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a lot of ways. I didn't know that the protein

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I used to drink it was bones. And also I

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think you murdered sid woman.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, no, I mean she was a witch.

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This is you know, we were saving the children. We're

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saving all the children.

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Speaker 4: This is what you do.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So have you ever had any other like run

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ins with with other witches or was this just the

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one time?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, witches witches everywhere that.

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Speaker 5: They say, you know about eight and eleven people that's

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a lady is a witch.

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Speaker 1: What that's a very strange statistic news to me.

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Speaker 5: We've actually met about it.

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Speaker 7: I mean, we've had witches on the show and I

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don't think I mean, do you don't have any?

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Speaker 1: Quite nice?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, they were very nice. I mean, even as far

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as Hell's concerned you under their spell.

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Speaker 5: Well, you know what was crazy? Remember Tammy's a Witch.

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Speaker 4: Sammy's a Witch was so good.

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Speaker 5: This was fine because you know, right after we ate

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that first witch, we were like, okay, we've got to

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go home now. So we're walking through the woods and

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we came upon this road and this lady was driving

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a horse cart and she was like, do you need

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a ride? And we were like sure, and we got

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into the horse cart and this lady, guys, she was

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a witch.

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Speaker 4: She was a wich.

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Speaker 5: The first lady we saw she was a witch.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what evidence do you have?

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Speaker 5: She was well, she had long, stringy hair. She was

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a female, right, she was female. She had kind of

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a grating voice, like she was like, hey, can I

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help you? And we were just like, oh, my ears,

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that's a witch.

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Speaker 4: She seemed to be very educated.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, very educated. That's always a good sign of witch.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I think she held a master's degree or doctoral degree.

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That's also a sign of a witch.

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Speaker 4: This is very dangerous for females to do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so what happened to Tammy? I mean, did she

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take you home? Or oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? This was cool, guys, this was fun. So you know,

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we were like, okay, this is clearly a witch. And

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we're like back in the hay you know, riding around

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in the hay cut and so basically what we did

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I gave I gave Gretel the look, you know, I

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gave her the wink wink pointing at the witch.

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Speaker 4: I saw that sparkle in your eye.

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Speaker 5: Yeah that was good. And then we crept up behind

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her just so quiet. We got we got a bit

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of rope that was in the back of the horse cart,

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and I was like, this is lucky, this is here,

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or we would you know, maybe not be able to

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kill this week?

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Speaker 4: Also a signed she's a fish.

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Speaker 5: So we put the We put it over her head

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and she couldn't really do much because she was driving

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the horse cart.

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Speaker 4: And we were driving her.

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Speaker 5: That's right, And so we're just one side of the other.

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We start to pull.

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Speaker 4: I climbed up her bag. My feet were on her.

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What do you call these the vases?

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Speaker 5: Yeahs?

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Speaker 4: So what are these bones called back here?

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Speaker 5: The version slash?

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Speaker 1: Shoulders?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, shoulders, shouldery yeah, yeah, I told us, and you

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started pulling. I need to talk, yeah, you know, a

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lot of talk.

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Speaker 4: And so I had my feet on her.

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Speaker 5: What does the shoulder?

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Speaker 4: And then I'm and I'm standing behind, I'm pulling.

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Speaker 5: And I'm going to come on this which is it

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going to die if we don't pull really hard? And

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she's going, hey, guys, I'm trying to try the cart.

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What are you doing? I'm trying to give you a

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ride home. We're going shut up, which we're going to

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kill you.

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Speaker 4: So then we took the rope from around her neck

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and put it in her mouth like a what's it

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called like a horse's bitch?

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Speaker 5: Ye, like a horse bit, like a belling stock because

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I wanted to shut Yeah. Right, and she drove the

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horses right into a ditch, which was really crazy because

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the horses are screaming. She's screaming and we're pulling, pulling, pulling,

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and pop pop of her head. That's when her head

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pops off.

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Speaker 1: It was My guys are incredibly strong for children.

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Speaker 5: What about those poor horses, Well, they were both witches,

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and so what you do with the horses were witches?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: First of all, they were both female. They have chairs

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something as a tail, and that's a right.

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Speaker 5: And the horses are dual doing a lot of work

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that they're not paid equally for. That's pretty clear sign

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that says a witch.

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Speaker 3: Did they cast the horses casting the spells?

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Speaker 5: Look, I don't know why you got are so hung

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up on this closet spell thing, Like, not every witch

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has to cast a spell for you to know it's

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a witch, guys.

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Speaker 4: Is it not constantly casting spell right?

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Speaker 5: Like one of you? You know, you guys do this show.

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You're not constantly doing the show. You know, that's just

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part You've got to have some down time.

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Speaker 3: I mostly am. That's kind of my eternal punishment.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's just you know, it's one aspect of

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your personality. It doesn't mean that you're just like completely

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defined by it. Guys, Come on.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's the case, then wouldn't you argue that,

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you know, all witches aren't that bad? I mean, you know,

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if it's that complex, you know where you're always just

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killing witches.

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Speaker 5: If there's one thing about witches that you got to

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know is that they're complicated and they're complex. But they're

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all definitely bad.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, but the most sinister of witches thinks they're good, right,

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They always think they're good and telling us they're good

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when we kill them. They want to do good, right,

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they want to help, right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? So what sort of witches have claimed to be good?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Like, I'd say, Jesus of Nazareth. Very very strange that

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it was a.

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Speaker 5: Man, right, Johan of arc Yeah, lots of people like that.

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Speaker 4: All the girls from Salem.

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Speaker 5: Right, most of the cast of the Gilmore Girls. Yeah,

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let's see Michelle Obama.

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Speaker 4: Oh, she's such a powerful, glorious dying.

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Speaker 5: Oh glorious Steine. I'm huge witch. I wanted to take

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a shot at her. Now we can't very powerful?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 1: Also, you guys, is witch killing.

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Speaker 2: That was It's just these two isolated events, right, I mean,

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it wasn't anything else beyond that.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I mean basically after that first witch killing,

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we pretty much like redefined our career after that, you know,

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we really had to sort of focus on getting rid

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of all the witches.

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Speaker 1: What were you guys originally before you were witch killers?

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Speaker 4: Well, when we were very young children.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, unfortunately, guys, we are orphans.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm so sorry. How did your parents go?

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Speaker 3: If you know what happened?

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Speaker 4: Oh, we killed him right, yeah. First we killed our

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mother on their way out.

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Speaker 5: Right, because we're twins, you know, and.

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Speaker 4: We were fighting in the canals, right and I'm coming

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out first. No, I'm coming out. No, I'm coming out first.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and she basically just you know, she tore in half.

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And then you know, our father he caught us on

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the way out, and I pretty much I knew right

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away that he was a witch or maybe aware wall

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for warlock or something, so you know, I just went

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ahead and did weigh with him right away. So, now, oh,

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this is really fun, guys. So I took so I

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was like little baby, and I looked at my father

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and he was looking it was his eyes, and he

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was like, okay, cool, cool, kaka or whatever they say

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to a baby. And I was like, this guy is

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probably saying some spell. So I took my little baby

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fingers and I just put them into his eyes and

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I just start pressing slowly, slowly, like slowly, and eventually

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he just screamed enough that he died.

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Speaker 3: Okay, wow.

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Speaker 2: Second an upbringing, So like, where where did your career

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of witch hunting progress after? After you know, the layer

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with the PhD and then the one that was feeding

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you food.

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Speaker 5: Well, you know, guys, we kind of hit the road

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after that. I guess our first thing after that was

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in the New World. We came over and we It

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was really great because the place we landed was just, guys,

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it was filled with witches us basically like a witch Townsetts.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, okay, that makes sense.

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Speaker 4: These people they had so many Christians and so you

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could smell off of the witches.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, totally. And it was really fun because there was

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a lot of people there too that were totally on

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board with what we were doing. So they were just like,

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we'll help you. So it kind of turned into this

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little like like let's kill the witch's party, and that

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was that was really great. Those some of our best

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friends were from Za time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you would also see ladies with a scarlet s

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on zichs.

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Speaker 5: Oh right, yeah that's a witch. Yes, that's a witch.

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We killed her, We did away with her.

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Speaker 3: Did anyone ever question these which is that you were killing? Like,

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I don't know. The authorities, the police, they ever.

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Speaker 4: You cannot open your mind to a witch. If you

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let her start speaking, she might cast a spell on you.

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Speaker 5: Right, So you can't really engage in any sort of

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debate about it, you know, like anything, guys, you just

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have to make the decision and go with it. Sometimes

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some people would be like, hey, wait a minute, are

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you sure about this. That's my mom or that's my

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auntie or something. But you know, most of the time,

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most of the men around are just like, yeah, you're

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probably right. Men. Men don't really care too much when

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you kill a witch.

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Speaker 4: Do you seem to remember Ansie Planet Earth?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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00:19:54,720 --> 00:20:00,000
Speaker 4: The authorities they mostly exist to kill people. See police

476
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:07,319
is the government. They love to kill people, the CIA, FBI, right,

477
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,920
all those guys. So they see two little innocent children,

478
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,319
you know, they say, it looks like they're doing the

479
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,200
lord's work, right.

480
00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:19,960
Speaker 2: See, so I mean, let's role play for a second.

481
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You know, say Chris, for example, is a witch. You know, like,

482
00:20:23,319 --> 00:20:24,920
how do you how do you handle the situation? How

483
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,559
do you assess him? You know, I walk me through

484
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,559
the steps of finding and dealing with the witch?

485
00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:33,200
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, Well, first I would offer him an apple, right,

486
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:37,759
and I would see how he eats the apple. Chances

487
00:20:37,799 --> 00:20:40,359
are he will eat it whole like a horse.

488
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,240
Speaker 5: Okay, let's go ahead and offer.

489
00:20:42,079 --> 00:20:45,640
Speaker 4: Him, Chris, might I offer you this apple?

490
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,720
Speaker 3: Okay?

491
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,440
Speaker 5: Right? Okay, okay, See how see how he's eating it

492
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,480
like that. It's like a little bit like a horse.

493
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Speaker 4: Did he choose it? Visus chumpers?

494
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,559
Speaker 5: See how he draws a little bit, and how his

495
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,039
mouth It looks like an ugly little kind of little

496
00:21:02,079 --> 00:21:04,160
mouth that has like an ugly shape to it when

497
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he eats.

498
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Speaker 7: Well, I was just saying, I was only eating it

499
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that way to test y'all to see if you would

500
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recognize it.

501
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Speaker 3: This is how I normally eat apples.

502
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,480
Speaker 5: Oh wow, that this could be a problem.

503
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Speaker 3: Chris.

504
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 5: We haven't done the three points relicing it.

505
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 4: This peanut butter, this is only a.

506
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Speaker 5: Which Okay, now, we're going to be like, Okay, Chris,

507
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:34,680
I'm a little bit lost. Can you tell me how

508
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:35,640
to get to my house?

509
00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:36,880
Speaker 4: Tin to find my whole?

510
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,640
Speaker 5: Oh I'm kind of cold and tired. What's going on?

511
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:43,240
Speaker 3: I say, well, I don't know where you live? Do

512
00:21:43,279 --> 00:21:44,680
you need help? Okay?

513
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Speaker 5: This is a telltale sign, guys. Like, so basically what

514
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,319
Chris is doing is he's like, you know, I'm going

515
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:54,400
to help because I'm going to eat you. Guys.

516
00:21:54,759 --> 00:21:56,599
Speaker 4: He wants to fatten us up to you.

517
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Speaker 5: That's what that is exactly what it says.

518
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,839
Speaker 2: So, Okay, you've identified Chris, We've marked him. He's a witch,

519
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:04,160
all right?

520
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:04,680
Speaker 1: Confirmed?

521
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,759
Speaker 2: You know that he that he wants to e you. Now,

522
00:22:07,799 --> 00:22:10,039
how do we deal with the situation? What happens next

523
00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:11,359
now that the threat is.

524
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Speaker 5: Well, first, you know, you have to kind of realize,

525
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,359
like what what level of which he is? So like, Chris,

526
00:22:16,519 --> 00:22:18,960
what what kind of education level do you have?

527
00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:19,319
Speaker 4: Well?

528
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:23,279
Speaker 3: I got a college degree undergrad Just.

529
00:22:23,279 --> 00:22:27,759
Speaker 4: That just I think is the role of women in culture?

530
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 3: I mean, answer the question, Chris.

531
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Speaker 7: I think they have many roles and they're not.

532
00:22:37,799 --> 00:22:41,559
Speaker 3: Like what kind of roles anything they want to do?

533
00:22:42,799 --> 00:22:46,079
Speaker 4: Do you do you think they are, would the word

534
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:47,680
you use would be equal?

535
00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 5: Yes, Chris, Yes, okay, Chris, I'm sorry, but I'm already

536
00:22:56,559 --> 00:22:59,000
kind of giving you know, I'm kind of looking at

537
00:22:59,039 --> 00:23:02,960
Gretel right now, and I'm saying, okay, I'm like pointing

538
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,839
at this guy, and I'm going this guy's clearly oh

539
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:10,000
wait yeah, so yeah, now we would. Now we would

540
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,440
just you know, begin a dangerous and violent creep towards

541
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:17,400
you ending your life as violently and entertainingly as possible.

542
00:23:17,839 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 2: I mean, you can show me that, because I mean

543
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,559
can keep in mind, Chris is about five foot ten,

544
00:23:21,559 --> 00:23:23,720
a little gangly, you know, longer limbs.

545
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,640
Speaker 1: He's bigger than you. So so how are we going

546
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:26,319
to deal with this?

547
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,559
Speaker 4: So this is where I uh is a benefit to

548
00:23:30,839 --> 00:23:34,599
be small and coming here and got his shoelaces, tie

549
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them together.

550
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Speaker 5: That's when I'm sneaking up behind. Yeah, I'm taking my.

551
00:23:38,559 --> 00:23:40,920
Speaker 3: Little This is just a role play though, right.

552
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, right right, And so I'm taking my little fingers

553
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,599
and I'm poking them in his sight.

554
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 4: Then I will guys his torso and now I would

555
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,240
put my little sums in his act.

556
00:23:52,559 --> 00:23:57,039
Speaker 5: And I'm taking minds and I'm slowly placing them in

557
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his ears, and I'm feeling his brains.

558
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 4: Start to feel a little bit leaky.

559
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Speaker 2: Don't forget to bind his hands. He's gonna cast.

560
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Speaker 5: I put his little hands, I tie my shoelaces around

561
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,240
his little hands, and I'm poking in his ear. And

562
00:24:15,319 --> 00:24:20,839
now I take his tongue and I pulled, pull harder.

563
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,839
Speaker 1: This is so fun.

564
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Speaker 4: And now you tip him over. Time to die, watter

565
00:24:26,559 --> 00:24:29,640
type him over and I sit on his face. I

566
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:30,519
cannot breathe.

567
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Speaker 5: That's right, he can't breathe. And I'm slowly starting to

568
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:38,400
crack his ribs, crack his ribs, crack, ribs, crack, crack.

569
00:24:39,319 --> 00:24:41,559
Speaker 1: Wow, he's a responsive. I think you took care of

570
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that witch. I knew it.

571
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Speaker 2: Guys, thank you so much for coming on the show,

572
00:24:44,839 --> 00:24:47,839
because all along I thought Chris was a witch.

573
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Speaker 5: And he was just keeping it from Oh yeah, totally.

574
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This guy was definitely a witch, now, you know, definitely. Okay, Hey,

575
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:57,279
do you have any sort of like large cooking device or.

576
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,640
Speaker 4: Maybe two sticks we could start a fire or you know.

577
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 5: What I'm really into right now, I'm kind of into

578
00:25:03,079 --> 00:25:04,720
the hibachi. If you have one of those.

579
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,319
Speaker 1: I have a very large crock pot.

580
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Speaker 2: The only unfortunate thing about that is that he's probably

581
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:14,079
gonna come back, you know, any second now he'll I'll

582
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,519
regenerate and he's gonna Yeah, it's gonna be kind of

583
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:17,680
scary when he comes back.

584
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,519
Speaker 4: I like said, you have a crock pot, Oh yeah,

585
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,480
slow cook has really good. Then you don't have to

586
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,519
make time for making dinner.

587
00:25:27,599 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 5: You know what also works well with the Witches is

588
00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:34,440
the air fryer is so good, nice crispy.

589
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 1: Witch just picked one of those.

590
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, let's do the crock pot. Yeah, the crock

591
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:38,960
pot's good.

592
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,079
Speaker 4: Yeah, shut him in the him.

593
00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:43,799
Speaker 2: Here, Okay, we drop it right there, it is okay, Yeah,

594
00:25:43,799 --> 00:25:45,079
you can just stuff him in there.

595
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,279
Speaker 1: He's small.

596
00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:49,799
Speaker 5: You got to have make sure you set it on low.

597
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,759
It's got to be nice and low and slow, low

598
00:25:51,839 --> 00:25:53,160
and slow to make some meat tender.

599
00:25:53,279 --> 00:25:56,039
Speaker 4: That's what he always says. You're so good.

600
00:25:56,359 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, he looks great. Where am i? Where am i? Chris? Chris?

601
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,559
You're in the crockpot? You're in hell and hell and

602
00:26:06,559 --> 00:26:10,119
Gredel just killed you witch. Yeah, yeah that's right. Yeah.

603
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 5: Wait, why this is very disappointing. This the first witch?

604
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,319
Does it ever come back?

605
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:18,039
Speaker 3: Remember. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm doing this podcast for all eternity.

606
00:26:18,079 --> 00:26:20,680
That's right, okay, yeah, why why am I Crockpott?

607
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,759
Speaker 2: Well you're a witch, Chris Sons? Great, yeah, they found

608
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:24,759
your secret, so.

609
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,039
Speaker 3: Witch were taking care of you. How did you know

610
00:26:27,079 --> 00:26:29,160
I was a witch? How? How am I a witch?

611
00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:30,000
I don't remember that?

612
00:26:30,079 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, the Telltale signs hansle Gretel.

613
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,279
Speaker 5: They figured it out basically, you know, you ate an apple,

614
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,720
like pretty weird.

615
00:26:36,559 --> 00:26:40,640
Speaker 4: And then you had these very strange views on right.

616
00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 5: Yeah.

617
00:26:41,279 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, well at least it's not too hot. It's just

618
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,559
like a it's like a slow swimmer.

619
00:26:46,559 --> 00:26:48,279
Speaker 5: Low and slow. That's how you have to do and

620
00:26:48,839 --> 00:26:52,119
see you have to do the podcast forever.

621
00:26:52,799 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, all eternity.

622
00:26:54,599 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, like where's your work life balance? You can never

623
00:27:00,279 --> 00:27:01,839
you're always recording.

624
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, pretty much. I mean that's I mean, that's

625
00:27:05,039 --> 00:27:07,640
that's that's kind of like, you know, that's my eternal punishment.

626
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,559
What do you all do in hell?

627
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's kind of the bomber is that you know,

628
00:27:11,319 --> 00:27:14,200
we can't actually find a lot of which you actually

629
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,920
as the first witch that we had found since we

630
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,319
got here. So that's kind that's kind of a bumba.

631
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: You know, well, I think we could.

632
00:27:21,799 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 2: Work something out, you know, I think that, you know,

633
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,240
for Chris's mental health. You know, he can take some

634
00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:28,400
breaks on the podcast and it kind of keep you

635
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,839
guys thresh on witch hunting. You can borrow them, you know,

636
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,319
we can set a playdates.

637
00:27:33,759 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 5: It would be like the most dangerous game.

638
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,519
Speaker 2: Exactly, except for Chris is babysitting you without payment.

639
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, so yeah, what what have y'all been doing and help?

640
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,759
Just look wandering around looking for witches or what?

641
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,039
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, you know, when we're not hunting witches, you

642
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,400
have to do something that's kind of innocuous so that

643
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,240
people don't suspect you, because you know, you have to

644
00:27:54,279 --> 00:27:57,519
have what we call a professional cover. So we do

645
00:27:57,599 --> 00:27:59,319
accounting on the side.

646
00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:01,759
Speaker 4: Mostly for performing artists.

647
00:28:01,759 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 5: It's hell right, it's the busy season right now.

648
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 4: They write every single I put on makeup? Can I

649
00:28:09,319 --> 00:28:10,079
write at all?

650
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,559
Speaker 5: And there's so much competition here because this place is

651
00:28:12,599 --> 00:28:14,720
crawling with accountants. It's really unfortunate.

652
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,160
Speaker 3: So so how did y'all die on her?

653
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 5: Okay, guys, this was a big bomber. Guys.

654
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 4: What a drug?

655
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 5: So you know we've been going around we've been killing

656
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,400
all the witches, sweet children, right, just doing a service

657
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,759
for everyone. And then you kind of had how would

658
00:28:31,799 --> 00:28:34,079
you say, Like, she basically came to us and was like,

659
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:36,319
you know, can you help us hunt down the witches?

660
00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:41,400
And we were like sure. She was new to the FBI.

661
00:28:41,599 --> 00:28:44,400
Oh yeah, totally, yeah, yeah, yeah, any capable lady is

662
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,400
going to be a witch. She comes down to this

663
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,279
basement where we were working at the time. We were

664
00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:50,920
down there trying to kill a witch.

665
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,839
Speaker 4: If we had a witches a bottom of a how

666
00:28:53,839 --> 00:28:58,359
do you say lass? Yeah, the well, the well well,

667
00:28:58,799 --> 00:29:02,000
and we had a white dogs and the dog was

668
00:29:02,039 --> 00:29:03,079
barking at the lady.

669
00:29:03,319 --> 00:29:05,279
Speaker 5: So we're trying to get you know, we're trying to

670
00:29:05,279 --> 00:29:07,039
get this lady in the world to put on this

671
00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:07,960
butter on the skin.

672
00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:10,079
Speaker 7: But that's like you said earlier, that's the sign of

673
00:29:10,079 --> 00:29:12,759
a witch.

674
00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:15,799
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. Anyway, so yeah, then you know,

675
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,519
the FBI lady should come in there, and she was

676
00:29:18,559 --> 00:29:22,799
basically like, well, you know, bank bang, and that was

677
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,880
it for us. You know, this gun violence in America

678
00:29:26,319 --> 00:29:27,119
is disgusting.

679
00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, witches right, I mean the casting spells with

680
00:29:31,079 --> 00:29:32,319
their pistols and stuff.

681
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 3: You know, totally.

682
00:29:33,759 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 5: It's kind of lazy. If you use a gun, you're

683
00:29:36,039 --> 00:29:36,880
a lazy witch.

684
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,279
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, hear that guy.

685
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is it's getting hot. Oh yeah, Chris, Chris Simmer,

686
00:29:47,359 --> 00:29:48,119
so do you have it?

687
00:29:48,519 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 5: Do you guys have any warsters here?

688
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:50,359
Speaker 1: Yeah?

689
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:56,039
Speaker 4: Christopher tasted like a kool Oh yeah yeah, Christopher coohol.

690
00:29:56,319 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 5: That's good.

691
00:29:57,039 --> 00:30:00,359
Speaker 1: It's so yeah. Well Chris started super pretty good. I

692
00:30:00,359 --> 00:30:01,240
think I do have some.

693
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,559
Speaker 2: More Chester sauce in the fridge any other room, so

694
00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:05,559
we can go ahead and grab that. But let's we

695
00:30:05,599 --> 00:30:07,759
can wrap it up. Hansol Gretel. Thank you guys so

696
00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:09,640
much for coming by. Oh, just such a treat.

697
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 1: Thank you guys.

698
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:12,799
Speaker 4: The pleasure is blast.

699
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,759
Speaker 5: That's a pleasures edician Petitian And here's our card if

700
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you need any tax.

701
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Speaker 1: Okay, well, thanks for joining us, guys.

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so be sure to check it out at Morning from Hell.

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Speaker 1: That's right. If you want to see a little Hansel

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and Gretel. You follow us on social media? All right?

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Oh Clayton, Hey guys, thanks for listening.

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Speaker 2: We want to thank our special guests Hansol and Gretel

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played by Greg Hess and Holly Larentz from the podcast Mega.

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Speaker 3: Guys.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 4: So fun to play with y'all.

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Speaker 5: Thanks so much, guys, that was a blast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so tell us about Mega for our listeners who

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are unfamiliar.

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Speaker 6: It is an improvised satire said in a fictional megachurch.

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We play characters who work in this megachurch, and on

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every episode we have guests come on to improvise with

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us playing different members of the church staff or community.

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Speaker 5: That's right. Holly plays a character who is a weekend producer,

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and I play an Australian youth pastor of the teen

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ministry called Climax. So it is every every megachurch has

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have a cool Australian youth pastor.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're good.

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Speaker 7: We both thought you were Australian when we listen, and

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that's really kind. If anyone hasn't listened to it, they

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should absolutely check it out. It's very funny and in fact,

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Chris and I are in an episode that should be

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releasing around this time that this episode's out.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that is right. We can't wait to have you

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guys your episode come out. It's really funny and I

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think we'll definitely give people a different flavor than than

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the than the Demon and the podcast host.

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Speaker 6: You played some really interesting double brother in laws from

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the way, yeah, double triple brother in law's lawyer.

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Speaker 4: With a very interesting family tree.

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Speaker 5: It was lawyer Texans.

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Speaker 4: It was so fun.

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Speaker 7: Definitely, you should absolutely go check it out to search

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for Mega anywhere you get podcasts and anywhere else where.

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Speaker 4: People can find it everywhere and anywhere you listen to podcasts.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and like, how else can they find you? Guys?

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Like social media? Do you guys? Are you on Twitter?

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Speaker 3: And you on Instagram?

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Speaker 5: We're we're on socials with Mega at Mega the podcast

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and you can find me at Hey Greg Hess awesome,

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I am at Holly Law.

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Speaker 2: You guys are incredibly, incredibly hilarious and very talented improv

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comedic comedians.

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Speaker 1: So is pleasure working with you guys.

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Speaker 5: It was so fun.

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Speaker 4: It was such a treat. Thanks for creating such a

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fun world.

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Speaker 3: Okay, cool, Thank you very much, all right, bye bye

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Speaker 4: See y'all ya,