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<v Speaker 1>One one Lynch in Taco when Orlando's rock station one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one wjr R got our first trip for

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<v Speaker 2>What else, Taco? Oh well, you got to get your

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<v Speaker 2>votes in for you say we play it. Well you

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<v Speaker 2>can because you only have about fifteen minutes. Wj R

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<v Speaker 2>or Facebook page tell us which Godsmack song you want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear, and somebody who votes is just randomly picked

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<v Speaker 2>for ice nine kills tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool Godsmack tunes, your choices straight out of line, greed

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<v Speaker 1>or Awake all great songs. Been a little while since

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<v Speaker 1>we saw one of these stories, the flying bounce House.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, where the storm comes through and picks it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Only in this case there was no storm, just to

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<v Speaker 1>sudden wind gusts. This in South Africa had a school

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<v Speaker 1>fundraising events picked up a castle bounce House with several

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<v Speaker 1>youngsters inside took the thing like fifty feet in the air.

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<v Speaker 1>Two of the kids fall out and smash onto the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>One broke their arm, the other fractured skull. But they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be okay. And I'm gonna ask the same

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<v Speaker 1>question I ask every time we see one.

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<v Speaker 2>Of these, why don't they tie them down?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't they come with tie downs? I don't know. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never set up a bounce house.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they usually come out and set it up for you.

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<v Speaker 2>But we had when my kids were growing up, we

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<v Speaker 2>had the mini bounce house. Do you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about from here to here, so about five by

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<v Speaker 2>we'll say six by six, give or take. And that

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<v Speaker 2>had little spikes. Yeah, I just high it down.

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<v Speaker 1>Just seems like, uh, spikes, ropes, whatever you need covering

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<v Speaker 1>to that thing to the ground. Surely be a at

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<v Speaker 1>least two lawsuits coming in this case. How is more

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<v Speaker 1>than that takes the video? I have it on our

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Terrified pat They need to get the moulah, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>for all the pain and suffering mental trauma. Sure huh,

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<v Speaker 2>Holy cow, Yeah, that thing's fun. I said, pretty serious

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<v Speaker 2>drop that those two had. Yeah, when you said smash.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I don't even say kids and smash.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's the story, Bob, say what the story is?

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<v Speaker 2>Had the school? How'd the school fundraiser go? That was

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<v Speaker 2>great til Joey flew through the air and a castle

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<v Speaker 2>and broke his skull.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like fun. I got another headline of the week here.

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<v Speaker 2>We used to do it fundraisers at my elementary school.

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<v Speaker 2>We used to do cake walks. Did you ever do

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<v Speaker 2>one of those? It's like musical chairs, but you you

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<v Speaker 2>walk around and then PLoP down.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the cake element? I've heard won a cake?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't know if parents baked the cakes, but

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<v Speaker 2>I remember I went home with like five cakes one

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<v Speaker 2>time and my parents goes, what did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you?

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, well, I'm really good at cake walk.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a cake walk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Oh. I don't know about the phrase something being

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<v Speaker 2>really easy, but yeah, cake walk. I think I won

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<v Speaker 2>five or six cakes. I had have a sugar headache

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<v Speaker 2>for days.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously it must be an easy activity if you're scoring

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<v Speaker 1>five cakes just for you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just used all my tickets at the fair,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the fundraiser are fair. I used all my

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<v Speaker 2>tickets just for.

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<v Speaker 1>The I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was not entrepreneur. I said, okay, I could go

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<v Speaker 2>over there and try to win that eraser, or I

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<v Speaker 2>could sit here and win a cake, said, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>pop in my three tickets or whatever. It was this

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<v Speaker 2>cake master, cake god.

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<v Speaker 1>Which segs perfectly into this next headline of the Week contender,

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<v Speaker 1>second one of the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>End of the week, somebody said everyone was blown away.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, man, it's a broken skull. Pat We have

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<v Speaker 2>bounce house news. Those bounce houses are heavily weighted down

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<v Speaker 2>on the underside.

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<v Speaker 1>Also apparently not heavy enough with.

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<v Speaker 2>The inflated air makes it difficult to move if it's

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<v Speaker 2>properly installed. I guess that one wasn't oh, headline of

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<v Speaker 2>the week, hold only grab my special recording device.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn it?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, all right, it's a go.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the fattest place in America where fresh fruit

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<v Speaker 1>is a twelve mile trip away.

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<v Speaker 2>One more time. Let's play it. Let's see if I

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<v Speaker 2>got the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the fattest place in America where fresh fruit

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<v Speaker 1>is a twelve mile trip away. Come on, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>little sensationalistic. Don't you think I would come? The fresh

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<v Speaker 1>fruit is a twelve mile trip away.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's why everybody's fat.

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<v Speaker 1>That place that is referred to and said headline would

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<v Speaker 1>be Holmes County, in rural Mississippi, where more than fifty

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<v Speaker 1>percent of the population there is a category. Actually almost

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<v Speaker 1>fifty four percent of the population of the adults there

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<v Speaker 1>are obese.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you were gonna say where fifty or more

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<v Speaker 2>fast food restaurants are located every corner. It's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>there's always banks on every corner, as every corner.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's this like a ban on fresh fruit and healthy,

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<v Speaker 1>healthy offerings in Holmes County. I go to the city

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<v Speaker 1>city council meeting to propose building a new business. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>next on the docket we have mister lynch. Uh, what

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<v Speaker 1>is it, sir that I'd like to put up a

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<v Speaker 1>fresh fruit stand tonight?

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<v Speaker 2>Goodbye? No, there's no there's no room for it. Every

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<v Speaker 2>corner has a fast food place. You moved to that

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<v Speaker 2>town and you don't really you know, like you just

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<v Speaker 2>get transferred there for work. Well, I doubt you'd be

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<v Speaker 2>getting transferred to Holmes, Mississippi if there's only you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you have to go twelve miles for fruit. But you

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<v Speaker 2>go there and you just Holy cow, honey, do you

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<v Speaker 2>notice you notice anything? Everybody's fat?

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<v Speaker 1>You got big fat ass, and by god, there it

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<v Speaker 1>is mima. Oh ma, ohma, ohma.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, so I'll write it down. I'll transcribe

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<v Speaker 2>it momentarily.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally, there's this a very special high school graduation in

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<v Speaker 1>Prince George's County, Maryland for thirty thirty teen moms. What

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<v Speaker 1>they had a separate graduation for thirty teenage moms who

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<v Speaker 1>got knocked up during this school year and had kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? Something in the water there, huh?

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<v Speaker 1>And what state was it in Prince George's County, Maryland?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? Do you have pictures of all the moms? Let

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<v Speaker 2>me see it. I can't. Yeah. Wow, Hey, at least

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<v Speaker 2>they still graduate.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I absolutely give credit there, and that's the intention

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<v Speaker 1>of I guesst this the adolescent single parent graduation.

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<v Speaker 2>Are their husbands next to them?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's single parent program.

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<v Speaker 2>I know this joke, just a joke. Hey, did you

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<v Speaker 2>have any pregnant chicks at your school?

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<v Speaker 1>I went to Catholic school too.

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<v Speaker 2>If that was happening, they were all hell was breaking

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<v Speaker 2>with us? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>They answer? No, not one single one in twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>Years I think we had a pregnant one. I think

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<v Speaker 2>in like twelve. I know of one that had had

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<v Speaker 2>a kid at twelve and then at age twelfth grade sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>and then another one. I was laughing at the beginning

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<v Speaker 2>of that story, not because the single mom's pat because

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<v Speaker 2>somebody said, the guy setting up the bounce house is

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<v Speaker 2>one level above the carnival crew. Come on, man, that

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<v Speaker 2>would be a hard job. I see them. They gotta

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<v Speaker 2>go out and deliver it on a Saturday, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Come back and pick it up later Inday or first

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<v Speaker 1>thing Sunday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you gotta think that just wiped out college football. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you can still watch college football. You just

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<v Speaker 2>can't indulge in some cold beers. If they can quit

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<v Speaker 2>the guys, what's what's up? A gym over there? Pick

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<v Speaker 2>up the bounce house?

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<v Speaker 1>Then you know it's it's also it's wet because you

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<v Speaker 1>got an afternoon thunderstorm. Now you're gonna lay the thing

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<v Speaker 1>out and dry it out, or you're gonna have a

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<v Speaker 1>mold and mildew situation going on before you take it

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<v Speaker 1>back to the storage center.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had many encounters with blow ups here. Not the doll,

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<v Speaker 2>but think of all of our inflatables. Yeah, the big

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<v Speaker 2>j R R One. That thing's fun to roll on

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<v Speaker 2>when it's been sitting out in one hundred and forty

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<v Speaker 2>degree heat.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever sniffed that thing? Oh, it smells like

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to see you just smell it from

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<v Speaker 1>all one hundred feet away.

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<v Speaker 2>So that dude's big dirty balls one j R R.

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<v Speaker 2>Orlando's rock station,