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Speaker 1: we saw one of these stories, the flying bounce House.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, where the storm comes through and picks it up.
Speaker 1: Only in this case there was no storm, just to
Speaker 1: sudden wind gusts. This in South Africa had a school
Speaker 1: fundraising events picked up a castle bounce House with several
Speaker 1: youngsters inside took the thing like fifty feet in the air.
Speaker 1: Two of the kids fall out and smash onto the ground.
Speaker 1: One broke their arm, the other fractured skull. But they're
Speaker 1: going to be okay. And I'm gonna ask the same
Speaker 1: question I ask every time we see one.
Speaker 2: Of these, why don't they tie them down?
Speaker 1: Don't they come with tie downs? I don't know. I've
Speaker 1: never set up a bounce house.
Speaker 2: No, they usually come out and set it up for you.
Speaker 2: But we had when my kids were growing up, we
Speaker 2: had the mini bounce house. Do you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's about from here to here, so about five by
Speaker 2: we'll say six by six, give or take. And that
Speaker 2: had little spikes. Yeah, I just high it down.
Speaker 1: Just seems like, uh, spikes, ropes, whatever you need covering
Speaker 1: to that thing to the ground. Surely be a at
Speaker 1: least two lawsuits coming in this case. How is more
Speaker 1: than that takes the video? I have it on our
Speaker 1: Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Terrified pat They need to get the moulah, you know,
Speaker 2: for all the pain and suffering mental trauma. Sure huh,
Speaker 2: Holy cow, Yeah, that thing's fun. I said, pretty serious
Speaker 2: drop that those two had. Yeah, when you said smash.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I don't even say kids and smash.
Speaker 1: I mean it's the story, Bob, say what the story is?
Speaker 2: Had the school? How'd the school fundraiser go? That was
Speaker 2: great til Joey flew through the air and a castle
Speaker 2: and broke his skull.
Speaker 1: Sounds like fun. I got another headline of the week here.
Speaker 2: We used to do it fundraisers at my elementary school.
Speaker 2: We used to do cake walks. Did you ever do
Speaker 2: one of those? It's like musical chairs, but you you
Speaker 2: walk around and then PLoP down.
Speaker 1: What was the cake element? I've heard won a cake?
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if parents baked the cakes, but
Speaker 2: I remember I went home with like five cakes one
Speaker 2: time and my parents goes, what did you do?
Speaker 1: Did you?
Speaker 2: And I said, well, I'm really good at cake walk.
Speaker 1: It's a cake walk.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh. I don't know about the phrase something being
Speaker 2: really easy, but yeah, cake walk. I think I won
Speaker 2: five or six cakes. I had have a sugar headache
Speaker 2: for days.
Speaker 1: Obviously it must be an easy activity if you're scoring
Speaker 1: five cakes just for you.
Speaker 2: No, I just used all my tickets at the fair,
Speaker 2: you know, the fundraiser are fair. I used all my
Speaker 2: tickets just for.
Speaker 1: The I was.
Speaker 2: I was not entrepreneur. I said, okay, I could go
Speaker 2: over there and try to win that eraser, or I
Speaker 2: could sit here and win a cake, said, you know,
Speaker 2: pop in my three tickets or whatever. It was this
Speaker 2: cake master, cake god.
Speaker 1: Which segs perfectly into this next headline of the Week contender,
Speaker 1: second one of the morning.
Speaker 2: End of the week, somebody said everyone was blown away.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, it's a broken skull. Pat We have
Speaker 2: bounce house news. Those bounce houses are heavily weighted down
Speaker 2: on the underside.
Speaker 1: Also apparently not heavy enough with.
Speaker 2: The inflated air makes it difficult to move if it's
Speaker 2: properly installed. I guess that one wasn't oh, headline of
Speaker 2: the week, hold only grab my special recording device.
Speaker 1: Damn it?
Speaker 2: Sorry, all right, it's a go.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the fattest place in America where fresh fruit
Speaker 1: is a twelve mile trip away.
Speaker 2: One more time. Let's play it. Let's see if I
Speaker 2: got the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the fattest place in America where fresh fruit
Speaker 1: is a twelve mile trip away. Come on, that's a
Speaker 1: little sensationalistic. Don't you think I would come? The fresh
Speaker 1: fruit is a twelve mile trip away.
Speaker 2: So that's why everybody's fat.
Speaker 1: That place that is referred to and said headline would
Speaker 1: be Holmes County, in rural Mississippi, where more than fifty
Speaker 1: percent of the population there is a category. Actually almost
Speaker 1: fifty four percent of the population of the adults there
Speaker 1: are obese.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say where fifty or more
Speaker 2: fast food restaurants are located every corner. It's like, you know,
Speaker 2: there's always banks on every corner, as every corner.
Speaker 1: Where's this like a ban on fresh fruit and healthy,
Speaker 1: healthy offerings in Holmes County. I go to the city
Speaker 1: city council meeting to propose building a new business. Okay,
Speaker 1: next on the docket we have mister lynch. Uh, what
Speaker 1: is it, sir that I'd like to put up a
Speaker 1: fresh fruit stand tonight?
Speaker 2: Goodbye? No, there's no there's no room for it. Every
Speaker 2: corner has a fast food place. You moved to that
Speaker 2: town and you don't really you know, like you just
Speaker 2: get transferred there for work. Well, I doubt you'd be
Speaker 2: getting transferred to Holmes, Mississippi if there's only you know,
Speaker 2: you have to go twelve miles for fruit. But you
Speaker 2: go there and you just Holy cow, honey, do you
Speaker 2: notice you notice anything? Everybody's fat?
Speaker 1: You got big fat ass, and by god, there it
Speaker 1: is mima. Oh ma, ohma, ohma.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so I'll write it down. I'll transcribe
Speaker 2: it momentarily.
Speaker 1: Finally, there's this a very special high school graduation in
Speaker 1: Prince George's County, Maryland for thirty thirty teen moms. What
Speaker 1: they had a separate graduation for thirty teenage moms who
Speaker 1: got knocked up during this school year and had kids.
Speaker 2: Wow? Something in the water there, huh?
Speaker 1: And what state was it in Prince George's County, Maryland?
Speaker 2: Wow? Do you have pictures of all the moms? Let
Speaker 2: me see it. I can't. Yeah. Wow, Hey, at least
Speaker 2: they still graduate.
Speaker 1: No, I absolutely give credit there, and that's the intention
Speaker 1: of I guesst this the adolescent single parent graduation.
Speaker 2: Are their husbands next to them?
Speaker 1: No, it's single parent program.
Speaker 2: I know this joke, just a joke. Hey, did you
Speaker 2: have any pregnant chicks at your school?
Speaker 1: I went to Catholic school too.
Speaker 2: If that was happening, they were all hell was breaking
Speaker 2: with us? Right?
Speaker 1: They answer? No, not one single one in twelve.
Speaker 2: Years I think we had a pregnant one. I think
Speaker 2: in like twelve. I know of one that had had
Speaker 2: a kid at twelve and then at age twelfth grade sorry,
Speaker 2: and then another one. I was laughing at the beginning
Speaker 2: of that story, not because the single mom's pat because
Speaker 2: somebody said, the guy setting up the bounce house is
Speaker 2: one level above the carnival crew. Come on, man, that
Speaker 2: would be a hard job. I see them. They gotta
Speaker 2: go out and deliver it on a Saturday, Okay.
Speaker 1: Come back and pick it up later Inday or first
Speaker 1: thing Sunday morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you gotta think that just wiped out college football. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean you can still watch college football. You just
Speaker 2: can't indulge in some cold beers. If they can quit
Speaker 2: the guys, what's what's up? A gym over there? Pick
Speaker 2: up the bounce house?
Speaker 1: Then you know it's it's also it's wet because you
Speaker 1: got an afternoon thunderstorm. Now you're gonna lay the thing
Speaker 1: out and dry it out, or you're gonna have a
Speaker 1: mold and mildew situation going on before you take it
Speaker 1: back to the storage center.
Speaker 2: We've had many encounters with blow ups here. Not the doll,
Speaker 2: but think of all of our inflatables. Yeah, the big
Speaker 2: j R R One. That thing's fun to roll on
Speaker 2: when it's been sitting out in one hundred and forty
Speaker 2: degree heat.
Speaker 1: Have you ever sniffed that thing? Oh, it smells like
Speaker 1: you don't have to see you just smell it from
Speaker 1: all one hundred feet away.
Speaker 2: So that dude's big dirty balls one j R R.
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