Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you got this, you can do this.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be fine. You're just overthinking this. It's gonna
be in and out like ten minutes tops.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was just talking to myself. You know how
much I hate shopping, and that's just in.
Speaker 1: General, like clothes.
Speaker 2: Oh, it makes it five times worse, ten times worse.
Even I am not being dramatic. This place is my
personal hell. Sterile white floors, hundreds and hundreds of different
options for types of clothes, and all these people with
their smiles. Oh. Ough, look, let's just make this quick. Okay,
we go in, get something that fits me, and then bail.
All right, Yes, and we're going through the drive through
on the way home.
Speaker 1: You promised, exactly.
Speaker 2: And I'm getting seven happy meals so I can get
the whole set of toys.
Speaker 1: Got it.
Speaker 2: What haven't you been listening to me? I swear I've
talked about it no less than twelve times. They have
a Jurassic Park promotion going on right now at this
very moment for the new movie. Yeah, and they have
seven different dinosaur toys to collect and I need them all. Well, yeah,
it turns out they'll give you all the toys if
you beg hard enough for it, and beg I will. Hey,
I'm not above embarrassing myself to get what I want.
You should know that by now, I mean, don't you
remember last Christmas? Yeah, I'm pretty sure you were more
embarrassed than I was, and you are just watching.
Speaker 1: Well, what can I say? It's my superpower.
Speaker 2: By the way, we should also check out what legos
they have on sale. I know it's way too expensive,
but I still like to take a look every now
and then. Yes, I am procrastinating. Okay, I don't wanna
shop for a bathing suit.
Speaker 1: I don't want.
Speaker 2: To because no matter what color I try on or
what style, I know that I'm gonna look terrible.
Speaker 1: Yes, I will.
Speaker 2: I was basically born in baggy jeans and some cringe
T shirt. Okay, nothing else suits.
Speaker 1: Me besides that. I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2: I know I'm overthinking it again, But god, have you
tried not overthinking something. It's basically impossible, and once I
get going, I just can't stop.
Speaker 1: I fixate on it.
Speaker 2: I know that you think that, but I really appreciate
you saying that, and you're so supportive and you're so
nice to me. And that's why I wanted you to
come here with me today, because honestly, I trust your
opinion more than anyone else's. And besides, the terror and
agony of shopping for clothes is somewhat reduced when you
have a friend with you, so that's a plus. Look,
just promise me that you're gonna be honest. Okay, you
know that I love your relentless optimism. But I don't
need someone to tell me everything looks good on me.
I need your honesty. Okay, please, Okay, thank you. I
knew that I could count on you. All right, let's
get this over with. Ugh. I guess just grab a
bunch and go to the changing rooms.
Speaker 1: That way we don't have to come back.
Speaker 2: Right, all right, let's see what about this one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think it's alright.
Speaker 2: I like the black clus, it doesn't look too uncomfortable
or anything.
Speaker 1: Oh they don't have my size though.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, this one's not fantastic. I mean I like
the design, but it's a little bright for me.
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, if you think I could pull it off,
I'll try it on.
Speaker 1: I guess what else? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, that is way too revealing.
That looks like a nightmare. Look at all those straps.
Oh god, I hate this. I already want to bury
myself into the ground. No, I'm not trying that one on.
Stop it, Okay, I have an idea. Can you just
grab a bunch of stuff for me, like whatever you
think is best and just bring it to the back
because I think I agree with you. I am overthinking
this and I think that we'll be at this store
literally forever, if it's.
Speaker 1: Up to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just whatever you think will look nice. Okay, Just
nothing too bright and nothing too revealing. Okay, thanks, Okay,
I think the dressing rooms are over this way. Uh yeah,
there's a sign for them.
Speaker 1: Okay, you have everything all right? Now?
Speaker 2: You just wait out here for me and tell me
if anyone else walks past, because I don't want people
to like see me in this in public.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh.
Speaker 2: One, se hold on, all right, I have the first
one on.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? No one else is around? Right? Are
you sure? Can you just check again? Please? Okay? Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, here goes nothing.
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 2: Remember, be completely honest and don't try to make me
feel better, Just for the sake of it. Yeah, I
thought so too. It feels kind of old fashioned, right like,
it's almost.
Speaker 1: Like a scuba outphit.
Speaker 2: I don't want to seem like I'm ninety seven years old.
Oh all right, No, I agree, I don't like it.
At least that's one checked off the list. All right, next,
be patient, you know I'm not used to always I'm
putting on bathing suits. All right, Ready, what about this one? Okay? Okay,
as in like good or okay meh, because I really
don't know about this one.
Speaker 1: No, the color is fine, but.
Speaker 2: It's all these these wavy, fluefy parts. They look weird
and they make me look like wide.
Speaker 1: Yes it does.
Speaker 2: Look in the mirror, I look all wonky and disproportional.
Speaker 1: Oh this is so dumb. M No, it's fine. I'll
try the next one on. All right, let's see what.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my god, oh what's wrong?
Speaker 1: Seriously?
Speaker 2: I can hear how much you're smiling. You know exactly
which one I'm looking at? Oh no, I am not
trying this one on.
Speaker 1: It looks like a disco ball, you psycho. The only
thing that I'm going.
Speaker 2: To attract with that is sharks or like some fashion
conscious squid that will drown me for offending its refined taste. Dude,
you've seen my wardrobe. No, no, no, nine out of ten.
Sea Life has better fashion than me. I am utterly
hopeless when it comes to this stuff. But I am
not wearing a disco ball. No. Okay, why don't you
wear a disco suit to the beach. Huh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 2: Okay, you chose the bikini too, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know about a bikini.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm much of a bikini kind of girl. Dude.
Oh fine, I'll give it a try. But I just
want to say I told you so. Okay, I'm just
saying it now. I told you so. It is not
gonna look good.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm getting it on. I can already tell
this is gonna be horrible. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just one second, hold on, all.
Speaker 1: Right, it's on. But it's no good. There's actually no
need for you to look at it. No, there's not.
Speaker 2: Trust me, dude, I can't come out with this on.
Speaker 1: It's someone will see me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no one else outside now, but the second
I step out of here, somebody's gonna see me and
then I'll get laughed at and pointed out and I
don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, I feel so stupid.
Speaker 2: All right, you know what, Fine, if you want to
see it that badly, then you have to come in here.
I'm not opening the curtain. No, just get in here.
Come on, okay, now, shut the curtain quick quick. I
am calm, mostly sort of. But okay, before you turn around,
just promise me. Promise me that you'll be honest with me. Please, please,
please brutally honest.
Speaker 1: Okay, stop laughing. I am serious. I don't want you
to lie.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you can look I look like an idiot,
don't I Ugh, come on, I wrought you here for
your opinion on this stuff. That middle of the road
perspective does not help me. I don't know what I
think it feels. It feels a little too revealing, but
at the same time, I don't want to wear something
super prudish. And then there's the color. I mean, I
like it, but it makes me look even more pale
than I already am, which is crazy because I'm so pale.
And now I'm realizing that this was all incredibly stupid,
and I don't know why I even tried to branch out,
because obviously stuff like this does not work for someone
like me. I'm sorry, I can't help, but I just
hate doing this stuff so much, trying to express myself
or change how I dress or whatever. Why isn't it
socially acceptable to just wear jeans and a T shirt
to the beach? Ough? Okay, one, I can handle the heat,
and two, who cares if it makes it difficult to swim.
It's not like we're going out further than like.
Speaker 1: Thigh height, right?
Speaker 2: Can you just tell me that it looks awful so
we can move on?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't matter what I think about it. The
only thing that matters to me is what you think
about it.
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't mean what other people think about it.
Speaker 1: I literally mean never mind. Just just go back outside.
Speaker 2: I have one more to try on and then we're
gonna leave. Okay, Okay, you can come back in.
Speaker 1: I'm not coming out for this one either. Wow.
Speaker 2: Is that a good wow or a bad wow? Oh?
Speaker 1: God, it's a bad wow, isn't it. I knew it?
Speaker 2: This is not my color? Oh in, this stupid little
skirt thing probably looks so dumb. You cute, you you
think I you think I look cute? H on me?
Speaker 1: This? This looks cute on me?
Speaker 2: It? Yeah, maybe it's it's it's not so bad. Do
you think that it looks good with my hair?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: And you don't think it's it's too covered up? Like
it's a good A good balance? Oh?
Speaker 1: Good, that's that's that's good.
Speaker 2: Do you do you think that it looks attractive on me? No?
Not attractive to sharks, you dummy? I mean like, as
a guy? Does it look good on me? Do I
look attractive wearing it? Come on, you're my only guy friend.
I need your opinion. Please, there's nothing wrong. Just tell
me the answer. Do you find me attractive?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Or no?
Speaker 1: That's all that I'm asking. Do you find me attractive?
M mm hmmm? Uh so I know if I have
a shot with you?
Speaker 2: Wait did you just kiss me? Okay, that was a blurt.
Can you can you do that again?
Speaker 1: Actually?
Speaker 2: M hm? So is is that a yes? That that
you find me attractive?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh, seriously, you're not just saying that to make me
feel better, right, because if you're lying to me, I
will never forgive you. What are you saying that I'm
a ten? No? It does matter to me. Don't say
things you don't mean. No, I did not squeal, shut up, No,
I didn't. I just well, I don't I mean a
ten out of ten, I don't. I mean, I'm not
that's not no, not not me. I mean, I I'm
just I.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll stop.
Speaker 2: Oh shut don't you dare say an eleven out of ten?
Speaker 1: That's insane. That's you're being insane right now. No, that
is not true. Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to feel like you have to
lie to me because I have such bad self esteem. Okay, Okay, fine, fine, fine,
I believe you. Okay, but just because you didn't technically
say I mean and you did kiss me, but since
you didn't technically say, are you like like into me?
Or and okay, and you know obviously I'm assuming that
you you know that I'm like, I'm I'm into you.
Speaker 1: Too, right?
Speaker 2: Oh God, I'm so nervous sometimes. Well, I mean, that's
why I wanted you to come along and help me today.
I normally don't care about my looks or what people
think about me, but.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We've been hanging out more these past few months, and.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just like you, and I want to look pretty
for you, I guess, And I thought that maybe you
liked me back, but I didn't want to force anything
or scare you away, so I was afraid to say anything.
And then when we made plans for the beach for
a week, just the two of us, I figured that
was the perfect time to figure out whether it.
Speaker 1: Was just a me thing or like an US thing.
And yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: Care if all the other dudes thought my swimsuit looked good,
or if some girls thought it was out of style
or whatever. I just wanted you, you, and only you,
to be impressed.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: I just want to do so badly to look at
me and have your jaw hit the floor and feel
like that girl is so pretty and.
Speaker 1: I want her to be mine. Of God, I sound
so stupid.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, you cannot hold this over me. Please. Hey,
if you do that, I have many embarrassing stories about you. Okay,
don't forget now, behave or I well make you sorry. Okay,
but seriously, are we in agreement? This is the one.
I can't believe you got me to wear a bikini.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you liked it a lot.
Speaker 2: I mean you liked it so much that you confessed
your love to me and kissed me. No, I'm fairly
certain that you confessed first. Oh fine, we'll settle for
a draw then deal. Now scoot out of here so
I can get changed and get back into my normal
human person clothes and not whatever this is okay. Oh
and just because today got out of hands, don't think
that I forgot about the feast that you promised me. Okay,
you know what, Yeah, a date at a fast food
place seems perfect for our vibe.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it is a date.
Speaker 2: And we're gonna get every single dino toy that they have. Okay, Okay,
now put all these silly things, including that horrible disco
ball back where you found it, please, and uh then
we're gonna go a hunting' and snacking and eleving. I'm
fine with being a little cringe every now and then.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't care if I sound stupid, as long as
you think I'm cute.
Speaker 1: Hmmm.
Speaker 2: I think that you're cute too, hmmm. And the way
that you're looking at me right now now, you're looking
at me like you love me.
Speaker 1: You're lucky. I feel the same.
Speaker 2: H