Speaker 1: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, lads and legends, non binary friends,
Speaker 1: Welcome to b FYTW does Task Master.
Speaker 2: The finale, I'm gonna give you all the boring theater stick,
Speaker 2: so please make sure your phones are on silent mode
Speaker 2: because if not, I'll go into fuck you mode. The
Speaker 2: bathrooms are right over there, and the exits are there
Speaker 2: and there.
Speaker 3: Now a couple of things before we get started. I
Speaker 3: need to correct an error. I somehow managed to leave
Speaker 3: our audio engineer, Stephen Colsanti off the credits at the
Speaker 3: end of both this in the previous episode. Cevie has
Speaker 3: been a founding member of the FYTW. He is the
Speaker 3: heart and soul of our show and to leave him
Speaker 3: out is not just gross neglige is sound my part,
Speaker 3: It's a crime against humanity.
Speaker 4: So I wanted to say publicly and on the show, Cebe,
Speaker 4: I love you, and I'm sorry. I love you, sir.
Speaker 4: Can I please have my wallet back?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Okay, that being said, I think it's time to get
Speaker 3: on with it, so let me introduce you to one
Speaker 3: of the six most favorite people in the world, our
Speaker 3: task Mistress, herself, Audre Stevenson.
Speaker 6: Welcome to task Master.
Speaker 7: This is as Aaron said the grand finale of our
Speaker 7: two night extravaganza, and I'm so excited to be here
Speaker 7: and let's give it up four our contestants.
Speaker 6: We've got Hoggi, Caroline, Dave jen.
Speaker 8: In that.
Speaker 7: Amazing.
Speaker 6: So if you are unfamiliar with Taskmaster.
Speaker 3: All right, let's start the show in three two one.
Speaker 9: I hate you. Doesn't want to let you know.
Speaker 3: I hate you.
Speaker 10: Oh god, ah.
Speaker 11: Okay, I'm gonna finish last in this task. I fucking
Speaker 11: know it.
Speaker 12: Thing baby, baby, I need an Oscar winning performance here.
Speaker 13: And becomes a thing.
Speaker 11: Oopsie, poopsie has.
Speaker 9: Happened for me.
Speaker 3: Amazing.
Speaker 7: So if you are unfamiliar with the premise of task Master,
Speaker 7: you did not need to be here last night to know.
Speaker 7: But basically I am the task Mistress and my assistant
Speaker 7: has provided a series of silly and challenging tasks for
Speaker 7: our contestants were completed in isolation. They have an idea
Speaker 7: of how they did on these tasks, but they have
Speaker 7: no idea how anybody else did on their tasks. We
Speaker 7: will see the tasks and then I will judge them
Speaker 7: on a point scale five to one. The winner of
Speaker 7: the night will win a series of prizes. The winner
Speaker 7: of the whole show will win the Jorge Memorial Trophy.
Speaker 7: To care, we get a recap of the scores from
Speaker 7: the last night's show, So the.
Speaker 3: Series scores as it stands on the bottom is Matt
Speaker 3: with eighteen, followed by Augie with nineteen, and then Dave
Speaker 3: with twenty one, and the ladies are riding high. Caroline
Speaker 3: on twenty eight and Jen on twenty nine.
Speaker 7: In incredible and every show, every show begins for a prize.
Speaker 3: Task that is correct. The prize task for a final
Speaker 3: episode of the series felt like it should be wistful
Speaker 3: and bittersweet, so we've asked them to bring in the
Speaker 3: thing they would most like one of the other contestants
Speaker 3: to win. So this could be a really sweet gift
Speaker 3: that they want someone to have, or just some tat
Speaker 3: they want to get out of their house. The best
Speaker 3: prize will receive five points, and the winner of tonight's
Speaker 3: episode will go home with all five prizes, at least
Speaker 3: one of which was probably meant for them to have.
Speaker 7: That's incredible, so I would like to see these. Let's
Speaker 7: start with Dave, what did you bring in for us?
Speaker 14: So the prize that I brought in is a collection
Speaker 14: of original artwork by a local graphic designer.
Speaker 7: This is incredible and who was your Do you an
Speaker 7: intended recipient?
Speaker 14: I didn't know, not an intended recipient, but I really
Speaker 14: wanted someone to have this, because last night's task was
Speaker 14: to find the most interesting thing you could for free
Speaker 14: on Craigslist or Facebook marketplace. I had multiple pans in
Speaker 14: the iron, multiple and this is the one that panned
Speaker 14: out later.
Speaker 3: So I thought this was cool.
Speaker 9: I wanted someone to I didn't.
Speaker 14: Want this to go unrecognized because this was a very
Speaker 14: cool thing. And when I went to collect them, the
Speaker 14: woman who gave them to me had a large lizard
Speaker 14: like sort of resting here on your shoulder, and so
Speaker 14: I could not ask her any further questions because I
Speaker 14: was like, oh, you have a lizard.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry. I'll take my artwork and go.
Speaker 7: That is very pertinent information. Thank you so much for writing.
Speaker 7: I did note it down. Let's see Jen's next. Okay,
Speaker 7: so my uh prize test prize.
Speaker 15: The thing I brought in was this this T shirt
Speaker 15: from a production of Annie.
Speaker 7: Signed by h One Doddy Warbucks. My partner Chris Reagan
Speaker 7: in high school.
Speaker 15: Had his shirt from the high school production that we
Speaker 15: took out of my garage and I had him signed.
Speaker 7: So you have his signature there.
Speaker 13: Chris Daddy Reagan. This was intended for Carolina.
Speaker 7: I wanment so bad. That's why my hair is red.
Speaker 6: I played Annie when I was fourteen.
Speaker 7: Yeah, amazing. What did you bring in?
Speaker 11: Yeah? I brought in a gift intended for Jen. Jenn
Speaker 11: is a fantastic fiber artist and one day would like
Speaker 11: to own sheep. So I have sponsored a sheep in
Speaker 11: Jen's name. That the sheep is also called Jenny, which
Speaker 11: is just a pure coincidence that wasn't planned at all.
Speaker 3: And there is the one side thing.
Speaker 11: Is the sheep is in Scotland, so it is quite
Speaker 11: difficult to access.
Speaker 3: That's that's my sister Lydia with sheep.
Speaker 11: To prove that the sheep actually exists.
Speaker 3: So shout out to Lydia for traveling for that for me.
Speaker 11: And then they also a couple of days ago sent
Speaker 11: me this letter that's written by Jenny the sheep, and
Speaker 11: they closed the letter by saying, I know that you
Speaker 11: live very far away, so you're probably not able to
Speaker 11: come and visit me, but if you are ever in
Speaker 11: this area, please do come and say hi with love
Speaker 11: from Jenny and then it's signed with little hooves.
Speaker 13: You made this up?
Speaker 3: This is real.
Speaker 6: I'm literally crap.
Speaker 16: Sponsor felted sheep from last night birthday he sponsored as sheep.
Speaker 13: And I am.
Speaker 6: Incredible.
Speaker 7: And that's a visitmotion. We must run away from it
Speaker 7: as fast as we can. Oggie, what did you bring in?
Speaker 17: Well?
Speaker 18: You see, I brought in for my task prize a clapperboard.
Speaker 3: I think it's called.
Speaker 19: Nice movie clapperboard. Now here's the problem I ran into
Speaker 19: and I didn't realize it's the left. I bought it
Speaker 19: all my friends. Here are all audio format and that's
Speaker 19: meant for video, so I mean you can at least
Speaker 19: make the sound with it.
Speaker 3: Do you film this film?
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 20: He film b.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's not quite the same.
Speaker 19: But no, you know you don't have to use it
Speaker 19: for film like you can use it to like end
Speaker 19: a conversation.
Speaker 7: Oh this is so good, Caroline.
Speaker 21: Let's see yours as well, all right? I have here
Speaker 21: a lego model of Colonel Sanders. This is intended for
Speaker 21: one Matt Watson. As if you've been to Matt Watson's
Speaker 21: home you will see that there are mythical figures on
Speaker 21: the top of the television, and we need to add
Speaker 21: this figure.
Speaker 7: I also feel you're an American now this will help
Speaker 7: me a similar Yes, you assimilate.
Speaker 12: Also, who doesn't fucking want a leg of version of
Speaker 12: Colonel Sanders.
Speaker 22: It's this is phenomenal, I don't know how swiftly and
Speaker 22: probably incorrect.
Speaker 17: Let's go.
Speaker 7: Starting at the top. Matt the sheep. You almost made
Speaker 7: someone cry. That's getting Yeah, it simply has to. I'm
Speaker 7: then gonna go for I'm gonna go are.
Speaker 13: Augie.
Speaker 7: Yes, because it was unwittingly more accurate than intended, and
Speaker 7: I think that that's special to let something new about.
Speaker 7: Let's go for Caroline with the little lego figures because
Speaker 7: I saw that and I was like, that's probably gonna
Speaker 7: be for Matt. Yeah, and you're right incredible. Then let's
Speaker 7: go for day No. David jen I'm going to put at.
Speaker 11: Two points each.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, nobody in the last place. But Matt wins
Speaker 3: the price task. Congratulations, phenomena. All right, are you ready
Speaker 3: for our first pre recorded task of the night? Yes,
Speaker 3: our first task of the night is our second team
Speaker 3: task of the series. But the real draw is that
Speaker 3: these instructions are not right, Dave, the task would.
Speaker 20: Be in the chat.
Speaker 9: Please read it for me.
Speaker 23: All right, here we go, choose one player to draw.
Speaker 11: Oh god, I could probably reposition.
Speaker 24: Maybe I can reposition better. And I'm actually pretty I'm
Speaker 24: gonna say this early. I'm pretty good at pictionary.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean I can do it because I could
Speaker 12: just do it on paper.
Speaker 3: Okay, I can't really draw doodle.
Speaker 6: I can't, but it'll be fun.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Okay, all right, go Carol.
Speaker 11: I think you're better at drawing than I am as well, so.
Speaker 13: Appreciate the photo confidence.
Speaker 11: Okay, draw the best copy of an image.
Speaker 23: Two of you will see the image and give directions.
Speaker 11: One of you will see the image and give directions.
Speaker 9: The other will attempt to draw the image.
Speaker 11: The person directing may not use any physical gestures, and.
Speaker 23: You may only speak the following phrases.
Speaker 25: Up, down, not left, not right, line, potato.
Speaker 11: Oopsie, poopsie.
Speaker 9: You have ten minutes.
Speaker 11: Your time starts with the first direction given.
Speaker 26: Okay, oh boy boy.
Speaker 11: Okay, I'm just gonna look because the time doesn't start
Speaker 11: until I make the first direction. I'm going to look
Speaker 11: at this for a bit.
Speaker 13: Yeah, and look at.
Speaker 11: The words.
Speaker 13: Oopsie poopsy potato.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's very simple. Two of them could see
Speaker 3: the image but couldn't use all the possible words to
Speaker 3: describe it, and the drawer just had to go on
Speaker 3: what they said, which was very limited.
Speaker 7: Wonderful. I'm loving the stress, the stress and the fact
Speaker 7: that I know that almost every single one of you
Speaker 7: is on edibles right now. I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it should be a good time. First up to
Speaker 3: draw is Australian rock band a CDC. It's Augie, Caroline
Speaker 3: and Dave se.
Speaker 20: Line oopsis.
Speaker 27: Not left.
Speaker 11: Line, potato.
Speaker 28: Line potato line not right down, not right down, not
Speaker 28: right down, not right down, not right.
Speaker 9: Down, right down, not right down, not right down.
Speaker 13: Line let me don't not right down, let.
Speaker 10: Me not right down, posy poo poopy.
Speaker 9: Line down line not left.
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, hold on if I let's get serious.
Speaker 29: Not left, not left, not left line line line potato
Speaker 29: right not right.
Speaker 30: I am I allowed to speak in normal words?
Speaker 7: Oh okay, Oh Jesus, okay, ship okay.
Speaker 30: Okay, let's start over. Now that I know we can,
Speaker 30: I can speak.
Speaker 21: So potato potato is yes, oopsie poopsy, no big rectangle
Speaker 21: around the whole perimeter.
Speaker 7: No, okay, oopsie, poopsie.
Speaker 23: Left down't left down't left, don't left, don't left potato.
Speaker 30: So more of like a like.
Speaker 2: Potatoo okay, potato pat.
Speaker 30: So a circle here big small oh sorry, potato, little.
Speaker 7: Potato up bigger.
Speaker 31: Than little potato potato potato okay, like like bigger up
Speaker 31: potato potato.
Speaker 30: Okay, anything coming off of these.
Speaker 12: Potato potato line line up, down through not right, line
Speaker 12: to the to the left, not left, not left okay.
Speaker 7: To the right, okay, okay, in within here.
Speaker 30: No like connecting.
Speaker 9: Potato, and your time is up.
Speaker 12: I wish I had known that we would such better track.
Speaker 6: If I had known, I wouldn't we would have been better.
Speaker 6: But that's fine.
Speaker 4: Would have gotten it every.
Speaker 7: Gosh, I don't. There was some really frustrated noises made
Speaker 7: with a smile, and that's very fun.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, Caroline had one in particular.
Speaker 4: I really liked.
Speaker 3: The smile never left her face. So do you want
Speaker 3: to see, like, get a close up? Because they did too.
Speaker 3: I allowed them to submit both, so okay, here is
Speaker 3: their final artwork. Would you like to see the original picture?
Speaker 3: Oh shit, and now both together?
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm seeing the little round sunglasses. That's what we've got.
Speaker 7: Looking on the bright side, I'm assuming the other team
Speaker 7: has also done this.
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, let's get to it. Next, up to people
Speaker 3: who could never be a celebrity couple because they would
Speaker 3: be jet or men. Also, I think their spouses would disapprove.
Speaker 3: It's Jen and Matt.
Speaker 25: Line down line, Yeah.
Speaker 11: Popsie, poopsie potato, Uh line potato.
Speaker 4: This is.
Speaker 11: Mm hmm not left line, not right line, uh potato
Speaker 11: potato potato potato line line line uh line line line
Speaker 11: potato potato down, potato down potato.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 11: I think that's all the aspects that we're.
Speaker 9: Going to get.
Speaker 11: Wait, can we start again? Is that allowed? Uh? Not left?
Speaker 11: Not right potato. Now you're as confused as I am.
Speaker 11: Ah not left, yeah, not right, not left, not not right,
Speaker 11: left not left and then not not not right? Uh
Speaker 11: uh wor not left, not right, not left, not right
Speaker 11: potato potato, not right line potato potato down line Uh left,
Speaker 11: not left, not right, line not left, not right line,
Speaker 11: not left, not right line, Popsie, pops that's left.
Speaker 32: Okay, Okay, So Jen's camera was inverted.
Speaker 3: This is what the actual art finished looks like.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: And here's it next to the original. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: And for your judging, here's all three.
Speaker 7: Okay, now for me to pretend this is.
Speaker 33: Difficult, he was getting boy, the team of two.
Speaker 7: There are so many elements here. If I looked at
Speaker 7: that and knew it was a photo of me, I well,
Speaker 7: if I looked at that, I wouldn't be like, that's
Speaker 7: a photo of me with peacock feathers and whatnot painted
Speaker 7: on my face. I probably would not say that. But
Speaker 7: I'm gonna give it four points. Okay.
Speaker 6: The glasses, it's.
Speaker 7: Not the concentric circles. It's incredible. The team of three.
Speaker 7: They got the glasses, and they have an arc. The
Speaker 7: brim of the hat is present. These are two features,
Speaker 7: and I'm going to give them two points. I loved
Speaker 7: Jen's left and right, the passive aggressive left and right,
Speaker 7: and I am famously super.
Speaker 13: I was.
Speaker 15: I'm already confused by last night throwing not what not left,
Speaker 15: So it's right not left. My screen's inverted. We are looking.
Speaker 4: At and not left as well.
Speaker 6: I honestly should disqualify though.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's called blooded.
Speaker 7: Wow. I love the intensity. I'm not gonna go for it.
Speaker 7: N oh, my gosh, that was phenomenal. I hope we
Speaker 7: have more tasks.
Speaker 3: Oh, we absolutely do. In fact, this next task is
Speaker 3: the first of three interlocking tasks I call the Trilogy
Speaker 3: of taxing Tasks. I said it correctly.
Speaker 4: Holy crap.
Speaker 3: Okay, your next task should be loaded up in the chat.
Speaker 9: Go ahead and read it out loud for me.
Speaker 11: Okay, what trick do you have for me?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 7: Okay, read the passage on screen and memorize it.
Speaker 34: Once time has lapsed, the passage will be taken away.
Speaker 11: And you'll be asked questions about the passage. Best meborization wins. Well,
Speaker 11: I already see where this is going, do you Okay?
Speaker 9: Easy.
Speaker 3: Once it's up and you verify that you can read it,
Speaker 3: I'm going to turn my camera off so as not
Speaker 3: to distract you. You'll have roughly two minutes. When I
Speaker 3: come back. I'm going to take the passage down and
Speaker 3: I'll ask you some.
Speaker 4: Questions about it.
Speaker 3: Easy, peasy, Okay? Ready, your time starts now?
Speaker 29: Okay, five, four eyes and three testicles.
Speaker 18: You know this isn't the first time I've seen you
Speaker 18: strip in front of me. Six kidneys, four children named saman, Dave,
Speaker 18: and Alison.
Speaker 3: Quell, what the fuck?
Speaker 9: There's ten million expert testicle? I hate you? Doesn't want
Speaker 9: to let you know.
Speaker 3: I hate you?
Speaker 4: Three more.
Speaker 35: Mm hmm fine.
Speaker 26: Five plus three?
Speaker 36: Oh see?
Speaker 9: Okay, well.
Speaker 3: Put that down as administrative error.
Speaker 11: Oh what's happened?
Speaker 20: Uh?
Speaker 3: Nothing and range in pain?
Speaker 23: Oh okay, okay, okay, let's do it all right, Okay, if.
Speaker 9: You're ready, I'm ready. Here are your questions?
Speaker 11: Okay.
Speaker 3: So I set them to memorize a nonsense story filled
Speaker 3: with grammar tricks, and then lied to them about turning
Speaker 3: my camera off. I deliberately left it on so they
Speaker 3: could watch what I was doing if they wanted, but
Speaker 3: they would lose valuable time memorizing.
Speaker 7: Gosh, would you like me to.
Speaker 3: Read the entire passage out loud? Please?
Speaker 25: Do?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. A monster had four eyes and
Speaker 3: both forearms ended in five clad hands. He had five
Speaker 3: more eyes and three testicles, six kidneys, four children named Simon,
Speaker 3: Dave and Allison Quelt, four years, and ten million eggs
Speaker 3: per testicle, and three more eyes. But author Gripter Swordan
Speaker 3: was not afraid. Hell, she kicked Sam, Dave and Allison
Speaker 3: quel fell off a clip and died, while the other
Speaker 3: children ran away. The monster roared and swiped at Audre,
Speaker 3: who stucked and smashed one of the monster's testicles. Enraged
Speaker 3: in pain, the monster ate ten million of its eggs.
Speaker 3: Audra smashed another testicle, mostly because it was funny, and
Speaker 3: then beheaded the awful credit creature with a vicious slash.
Speaker 3: The dead monster was dead, so you can probably see
Speaker 3: a few things in there that might be tricky. Here
Speaker 3: is everybody answering the questions about the passage. Ready. How
Speaker 3: many eyes did the monster have in total?
Speaker 12: Four plus five plus three is twelve twelve eyes?
Speaker 11: Uh four eyes?
Speaker 23: Twelve twelve twelve eyes, four eyes, five more eyes and
Speaker 23: three more eyes.
Speaker 25: Three.
Speaker 3: How many testicles remained unsmashed when the monster died zero?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 6: One one.
Speaker 11: One testicle.
Speaker 9: One Auger smashed two testicles.
Speaker 3: How many claws did the monster have in total?
Speaker 4: Ten?
Speaker 11: Uh five?
Speaker 13: The one detail didn't pay attention to.
Speaker 23: Three ten claws. The monster had five claws on each
Speaker 23: four arm.
Speaker 11: He was giving both forearms.
Speaker 9: Ten.
Speaker 3: How many of the monster's children survived.
Speaker 7: All of them?
Speaker 11: That was grammatically difficult, but I'm gonna say none.
Speaker 13: Three.
Speaker 23: None of the monster's children survived. The monster had four
Speaker 23: children Sam and Dave and Alison quipped they got kicked
Speaker 23: off the hill, and it said the other children ran away,
Speaker 23: but there were no other children.
Speaker 9: The moster had four children three.
Speaker 3: What kind of attack did Audrey use to slay the creature?
Speaker 7: A nice kick in the nuts? No, no, actually that's
Speaker 7: not it.
Speaker 26: I know she just did it for fun.
Speaker 7: Slashed him.
Speaker 11: Uh, it was a beheading.
Speaker 13: Beheaded, Well, she kicked them beheaded in.
Speaker 9: She slashed its head off, a.
Speaker 3: Smash and finally, how many of the monsters eggs survived?
Speaker 35: Okay, so I think he's got three testicles, two were smashed,
Speaker 35: and ten million were also then eaten.
Speaker 12: Does a smashed testicle? Wait, no eggs or is it
Speaker 12: just smashed?
Speaker 4: Did the passage say it to him?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 12: So, so I'm gonna say twenty million, twenty million eggs remained?
Speaker 11: Ooh, if there was ten million eggs on each testicle
Speaker 11: and two were destroyed, then I guess maybe ten million eggs,
Speaker 11: a ten million eggs, A confident ten million eggs.
Speaker 9: No eggs survived.
Speaker 23: The monster had three testicles, ten million eggs per testicle.
Speaker 23: August smashed two of those testicles, and the monster ate
Speaker 23: ten million of its own testicle eggs, which is disgusting,
Speaker 23: leaving zero eggs zero eggs.
Speaker 11: Remained ten million. Why would you do that?
Speaker 9: Why would you think could do that?
Speaker 3: Aaron?
Speaker 36: Why did you do that?
Speaker 9: Just awful?
Speaker 23: Okay you could have been like I didn't write this,
Speaker 23: I just found this on the internet.
Speaker 9: But no, no, this was an awful range job.
Speaker 11: Yes it was.
Speaker 7: Yes, you're an asshole.
Speaker 3: You're not wrong.
Speaker 4: Any bitching.
Speaker 3: Get it out of the way now. I can't believe
Speaker 3: how bad my memory is.
Speaker 14: I can't believe how much we all paid attention to
Speaker 14: the number of tests we were really on the test, Yeah, we.
Speaker 6: Were locked in there was I felt I did a
Speaker 6: fantastic job.
Speaker 7: Okay, I want to did you use notes?
Speaker 37: Yes, there was nothing in the test that she couldn't
Speaker 37: I use notes, Okay, As you can tell by my
Speaker 37: unbridled confidence, I also did not use notes.
Speaker 3: I forgot where I was.
Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, test mistress.
Speaker 3: I do need to apologize about one thing I did
Speaker 3: make a mistake. I was careless. I'd put on my
Speaker 3: T shirt with all the answers on it. We were
Speaker 3: twelve eyes one remaining. Still there are ten lines or
Speaker 3: ten segments, ten claws, three lines for the three children
Speaker 3: slash and I would like to.
Speaker 7: I would like to return to my previous statement, you're
Speaker 7: an asshole. Oh my gosh, did you get numbers on
Speaker 7: the accuracy of people?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 3: Out of six questions? Caroline got five right? Uh uh?
Speaker 3: Aggie and Dave tied with four, right, then Jen with three,
Speaker 3: and then met with one. You got the testicle, buddy,
Speaker 3: you got the.
Speaker 7: Test Then that's that's the points. We'll go in that order.
Speaker 3: So Caroline is on top with five points, and then
Speaker 3: Aggie and Dave with four.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 3: Do you want them to get four points each?
Speaker 36: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, and then Jen gets how many we'll
Speaker 3: go three? Three? And Matt getz too? Okay? All right, okay,
Speaker 3: I suppose it's time for a break.
Speaker 7: Right, Yes, we can take a short break.
Speaker 3: All right, We're gonna take a short ten minute intermission.
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Speaker 7: Amazing. All right, well I want to see more tasks.
Speaker 3: Of course you do. Uh, don't forget about my t
Speaker 3: shirt just yet because for the second part of my
Speaker 3: trilogy of taxing tasks, this one's a real.
Speaker 9: Read your task out loud.
Speaker 3: For me if you wouldn't mind.
Speaker 9: Okay, here's the next task.
Speaker 12: Say the magic words, say the magic words fastest wins.
Speaker 11: Is your time starts now?
Speaker 23: Please say the magic words fastest wins. Your time starts now,
Speaker 23: say the magic words fastest, fastest wins. So I just
Speaker 23: have to say magic words, the magic words, the magic words,
Speaker 23: the magic words.
Speaker 18: I would say it multiple times. I'm guessing, say the
Speaker 18: magic words fast as winds. Your time starts now, utter.
Speaker 9: The magic words the music worth.
Speaker 11: Or the magic words in that previous task, is it
Speaker 11: Samantha and Dave and Alison.
Speaker 24: Gwell, maybe if I just keep saying the task over
Speaker 24: and over, it's just gonna like come to me at
Speaker 24: some point.
Speaker 23: See, because I do voice over an expert in making
Speaker 23: sure that words fit into a very short time frame.
Speaker 23: So the worse I have to say, like there's worse
Speaker 23: and then be like the magic words may cause Harpern
Speaker 23: or the magic words cause you to leak a fluid
Speaker 23: from your sphincter.
Speaker 7: Okay, what's the Okay, I'm not gonna explain it.
Speaker 11: Sorry, this is why I don't pay you.
Speaker 3: I think it would be more impactful if we just
Speaker 3: watched our first couple try and get on with it?
Speaker 3: Shall we first up to try and puzzle out the
Speaker 3: magic words? Or Colorado's best and brightest Jen and mattch.
Speaker 26: Umm.
Speaker 24: Okay, well we've had no I'm going to stop your time,
Speaker 24: so I'll just say say smart my words, girl pants, knit.
Speaker 13: Collage, mirage.
Speaker 27: I don't know.
Speaker 11: Wait a second, your T shirt's different than before. You're
Speaker 11: wearing a different T shirt and you look like you've
Speaker 11: gone Is that to do with the magic words? Okay,
Speaker 11: so it is.
Speaker 3: Okay, a minute has passed, so I will now tell
Speaker 3: you that if you want, I can just tell you
Speaker 3: what the magic words are, but it will add an
Speaker 3: hour to your time, or you or you can ask
Speaker 3: for a hint, but each hint will add twenty minutes.
Speaker 16: To your time.
Speaker 11: Oh it's all okay. It's one of those like say
Speaker 11: what you see things. Maybe that's between twelve and one,
Speaker 11: So time time web How.
Speaker 24: Confident that I can just say words for the next
Speaker 24: twenty minutes.
Speaker 13: Forget the hint, take the.
Speaker 41: Twenty minutes.
Speaker 11: Time web lady, slash seal.
Speaker 13: Fuck, give me a hint. Okay, I'll take the twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: The phrase you're looking for is three words long, I
Speaker 3: love you, I'm fond of you as well.
Speaker 9: Those aren't the badgwords.
Speaker 11: See slash taskmaster makes me think like a website, like,
Speaker 11: oh there is web there, so web I feel like
Speaker 11: I'm close web web face. What's a web face?
Speaker 42: Inst I knew what your shirt said.
Speaker 9: If you're interested in my shirt, give me a moment
Speaker 9: here you go.
Speaker 11: So much of those things that are like I can't ah, god,
Speaker 11: damn it, I'm so bad at that you say what
Speaker 11: you see things.
Speaker 3: Let's just go.
Speaker 11: Let's go with the hint. We're going with the hint.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're gonna add twenty minutes to your time.
Speaker 9: Your first hint.
Speaker 3: There are three words.
Speaker 11: There are three words that hasn't actually helped me at all,
Speaker 11: So I hope you're happy with yourself. No one, no
Speaker 11: fear face website, side of website that could be website
Speaker 11: because it could be side of face. I'm just gonna
Speaker 11: like search the BFYITW website to see if there's like
Speaker 11: an extra webpage that's been made to do with to
Speaker 11: do to do with task Master.
Speaker 24: No, fuck it, I'm gonna do the funny thing. Just
Speaker 24: tell me what the words are. I'll take the hour.
Speaker 3: Okay, Uh the phrases three of clubs.
Speaker 13: Would have never gotten that, three of clubs.
Speaker 9: And I'll stop the clock.
Speaker 11: Oh, I got it. Now, I've got it. Well, I
Speaker 11: don't have the magic words, but I've got your website.
Speaker 11: There's nothing else slash task master. God's sake, I'm gonna
Speaker 11: I'm gonna finish last in this task. I fucking know it. Uh,
Speaker 11: give you it at the head. Twenty mines, give me
Speaker 11: another head. No, no, actually, fuck this. Tell me the
Speaker 11: magic words, give you an hour.
Speaker 3: Tell me the words, uh, the magic phrases.
Speaker 11: Three of clubs, three of clubs. I'll stop the clock.
Speaker 11: Fuck you.
Speaker 3: So this task was designed to be more helpful the
Speaker 3: longer you stuck this. At the one minute mark, I
Speaker 3: offered them the parachute option to just take an hour
Speaker 3: and bail or get clues for twenty minutes each. But
Speaker 3: the clues aren't that helpful at this stage. If they
Speaker 3: made it to five minutes or asked to see my
Speaker 3: T shirt better, whichever came first, I would throw this
Speaker 3: on the screen, And if they made it to ten minutes,
Speaker 3: I offered them clues about specific images on my T
Speaker 3: shirt for ten minutes apiece, and these clues were much
Speaker 3: more helpful. Yes, Matt did say fuck you, which could
Speaker 3: be construed as insulting, but I honestly didn't take any offense,
Speaker 3: and he pretty much solved it. Our web site slash.
Speaker 3: But he wrote taskmaster it says TM.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: He put bfy cwpod dot com slash taskmaster and there's
Speaker 3: nothing there. If he'd put TM instead, he would have
Speaker 3: seen this. That website still works, by the way, if
Speaker 3: you want to try it at home, like seeing a
Speaker 3: playing card on a website is some kind of novelty.
Speaker 4: Lazy to take it down, man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Matt was this close. So No, I wasn't defended by
Speaker 3: Matt saying fuck you then or fuck you now because
Speaker 3: I had just spent eight minutes watching him himself.
Speaker 7: I have a good question.
Speaker 15: Was it also written between the images on your shirt?
Speaker 3: No, that would have been more clever than I'm capable of.
Speaker 15: I beat myself up and lost sleep over the fact
Speaker 15: that after doing that, when I said can I see
Speaker 15: your shirt? I thought you threw up the image but
Speaker 15: had that there, and then I just missed that detail.
Speaker 7: I've been been boozled for months. Fuck you, No.
Speaker 3: No, no, you didn't miss anything.
Speaker 7: To Jen, you love her?
Speaker 27: I love Jen?
Speaker 3: Of course, thank you.
Speaker 7: We didn't get that at the moment and at the time,
Speaker 7: and I wanted to have it. We wanted to have
Speaker 7: it on record.
Speaker 3: So do you want some stats?
Speaker 7: I would love some stats.
Speaker 3: Matt and Jen both took the twenty minute clue and
Speaker 3: the hour penalty for skipping the puzzle, so it's really
Speaker 3: just a matter of who gave up the fastest. Jen's
Speaker 3: final time is eighty seven minutes and twenty four seconds.
Speaker 3: Matt's final time eighty seven minutes and fifty four seconds,
Speaker 3: so he is currently in last place, where he belongs.
Speaker 7: My two favorite people are so similar. This is so fun.
Speaker 3: Okay, are you ready for more?
Speaker 7: I'm so ready for more.
Speaker 3: Next up, it's two names that sound like they would
Speaker 3: have been more popular during World War One, but it
Speaker 3: turns out Augie is twice as popular now as it
Speaker 3: was then, and Caroline was the ninety second most popular
Speaker 3: name for baby girls in twenty twenty four. Food for
Speaker 3: thought anyway.
Speaker 18: Bechdo petromus or whatever the Harry Potter spell was.
Speaker 29: Uh?
Speaker 7: What the fuck? I just say ship.
Speaker 3: Dick this erectus? Uh?
Speaker 7: Okay, Sarah, Ziggy Olive Willow?
Speaker 43: Hi, Aaron?
Speaker 7: Hey, how's it going. It's so good to see you.
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna talk about stuff.
Speaker 11: Yeah, give me a hint. Okay, whirsh I don't get it.
Speaker 3: The magic words is a phrase three words.
Speaker 12: Long, so so well you'll tell me when I say them.
Speaker 3: Though, right, Yeah, when you say the magic words, I
Speaker 3: will stop the clock.
Speaker 12: Okay, Slay, what the hell?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 11: Does the Princess Diary think the magic words were?
Speaker 20: I love you asstick?
Speaker 7: Shit?
Speaker 6: Fuck?
Speaker 7: Just checking on this? Nice?
Speaker 44: Yeah, okay, Okay, Vagina why aried?
Speaker 3: Why your hint is there are three words in total?
Speaker 7: Okay, this feels like a puzzle. Now I'm looking at
Speaker 7: your shirt.
Speaker 3: Would you like a closer picture of it?
Speaker 22: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 35: Slash Okay, laser eyeballs between twelve and one o'clock okay.
Speaker 20: Twell website slash.
Speaker 26: Taskmaster, Why are for eyeballs leezer?
Speaker 13: Is it put huh bridge.
Speaker 3: Ever, you would reached the ten minute mark, I can
Speaker 3: now offer you hint. I can now offer you hints
Speaker 3: on my shirt, but they will come with a ten
Speaker 3: minute time penalty.
Speaker 12: Can I get a hint on the clock situation?
Speaker 3: What is the stretch of time between twelve and one.
Speaker 11: Called an hour?
Speaker 45: I don't go into a website.
Speaker 11: No one goes to a website website.
Speaker 35: Oh my god, bf ywpod dot com by t tw.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 12: I just slashed the TNM out to see if that
Speaker 12: was something.
Speaker 3: Our website is bfy twpod dot com.
Speaker 18: Yeah, not b fy t w dot com because that
Speaker 18: sends you to somewhere fucking weird.
Speaker 11: Pod slash PM.
Speaker 4: Okay, clubs stop the clock?
Speaker 18: Oh, Jesus married and Joseph.
Speaker 13: Ship, there's a website for that.
Speaker 35: B f y t t W pod dot com slash
Speaker 35: t M.
Speaker 26: Three of clubs, I'll.
Speaker 3: Stop the clock.
Speaker 18: I didn't know I was gonna go on r G today.
Speaker 7: Okay, so we needed more hints, but you did figure
Speaker 7: it out.
Speaker 35: It was fun, and I did think one of them
Speaker 35: was vagina, and who can argue with.
Speaker 7: That being a magic word? Andra, I cannot argue that
Speaker 7: is technically a magic word. Okay, I'm trying to see
Speaker 7: who I feel did better, like predict damn and I
Speaker 7: feel like I feel like they both received the hint
Speaker 7: of an hour, and so let's.
Speaker 3: Go with they received thirty minutes of penalties, one basic
Speaker 3: hint and one shirt hints. Okay, thirty minutes in total
Speaker 3: for each of them. Okay, so it again comes down
Speaker 3: to who got it faster.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna hope that Aggie is more familiar with your website,
Speaker 7: and so I'm gonna say that I have a prediction
Speaker 7: that Aggie maybe did a little better than Carolina.
Speaker 3: Well, Caroline scored a time of forty eight minutes and
Speaker 3: one second. Aggie had a time of forty three three
Speaker 3: minutes and eight seconds. So Aggie currently holds the lead
Speaker 3: at this stage, and Matt is still the last place
Speaker 3: where he belongs.
Speaker 7: Okay, so we just have Dave left.
Speaker 3: Yes, and typically when task Master singles one contested out,
Speaker 3: they either did really really well or really really badly.
Speaker 3: Let's see which it is for days.
Speaker 45: All right, it's been a minute right now, free to
Speaker 45: tell you that you can ask for a hint. However,
Speaker 45: it will add twenty minutes to your time. You may
Speaker 45: also ask me what the magic words are and I
Speaker 45: will tell you, but it will add an.
Speaker 3: Hour to your time.
Speaker 23: So okay, So if I ask you for a hint,
Speaker 23: then my total like log time that it took me
Speaker 23: will be that minute plus twenty yep.
Speaker 9: If I ask you for the.
Speaker 23: Magic what the magic words are specifically, it'll it'll add
Speaker 23: an hour to.
Speaker 9: My total time say the magic words.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 23: I don't feel like it's worth it. I think I
Speaker 23: said the magic words. I feel like I followed the
Speaker 23: instructions pretty well and said the magic words extremely quickly.
Speaker 9: So I'm gonna call it right there. I'm not risking
Speaker 9: adding time to my No. No, I said the magic words.
Speaker 23: That feels like a very task master thing, like take
Speaker 23: the question literally.
Speaker 3: So okay, I'll stop clo if you want.
Speaker 23: All right, Yeah, I think I'm very smart.
Speaker 7: What's his time?
Speaker 3: Dave's current time is four months, nine days, five hours,
Speaker 3: and seven minutes.
Speaker 36: The words talk.
Speaker 20: Said?
Speaker 7: Did you what words?
Speaker 4: Three clubs? Buddy?
Speaker 3: Why you say three O clubs?
Speaker 29: Thank you?
Speaker 3: This final time is four months, nine days, five hours,
Speaker 3: and eight minutes.
Speaker 7: Okay, And I will I will count that because my
Speaker 7: initial reaction, if we did not have this opportunity, it
Speaker 7: was going to be no points. But you're you've got
Speaker 7: the one point.
Speaker 36: Okay, I can word for that.
Speaker 7: I'm so happy that please didn't count as the first one.
Speaker 7: I'm so happy.
Speaker 3: You think please wasn't a magic word, and I have
Speaker 3: not looked like it, but please really was a magic word.
Speaker 18: Say the magic words fast winds, your time starts now,
Speaker 18: please come on fastest words with a New Yorker.
Speaker 9: You're fucking.
Speaker 11: Please. Okay, it's not to say what, it's clear role.
Speaker 11: So it was worth a trib with the magic Woods
Speaker 11: in that previous.
Speaker 6: Tax please.
Speaker 7: And thank you and.
Speaker 3: Three please thank you.
Speaker 7: Super heavy.
Speaker 11: Yeah no, I can't do that one.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, that's why you were holding a three
Speaker 12: of clubs.
Speaker 6: I am so astuard.
Speaker 41: I'll say.
Speaker 7: That's from thirty four Nancy Drew video game.
Speaker 3: Fucking Best. So yes, there was one more hidden rule.
Speaker 3: If anyone said please, I would count to three and
Speaker 3: hold up a three of clubs on my webcam, holding
Speaker 3: up longer and more prominently the more often they said it.
Speaker 3: Augie said it twice and I held up almost the
Speaker 3: full card for two full seconds, and he never saw it.
Speaker 3: Caroline saw it just the tip and said three, but
Speaker 3: didn't finish saying the card. If she had, her time
Speaker 3: would have been Caroline, if you had, your time would
Speaker 3: have been thirty seven seconds. Oh my god, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7: But unfortunately it was forty eight minutes at a second
Speaker 7: quite a bit more. Yes, Okay, so I'm gonna go
Speaker 7: pretty straight laced on this. Let's go Caroline the five points,
Speaker 7: of course. Four points to Aggie, three points to Jen
Speaker 7: because she was a little bit faster than Matt. Two
Speaker 7: points Matt one day.
Speaker 3: All right, yeah, fair enough. It was a lie, and.
Speaker 7: I you know what, I'm gonna give Matt one bonus
Speaker 7: point for seeing the say what you see faster than
Speaker 7: anybody else?
Speaker 3: Did that is correct? Did you did recognize there was
Speaker 3: a puzzle?
Speaker 7: Very great weekly recognizing that there was a.
Speaker 4: Marriage paying off.
Speaker 7: Hey wait a second, you still might be in last place.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, it's time for the last task in the
Speaker 3: trilogy of taxing tasks? Why did I do this to myself?
Speaker 7: This little.
Speaker 9: Like puppets, the dam sunny little strings.
Speaker 3: Apologies? This last task in the trilogy really does make
Speaker 3: a difference. All right, your next task is in the
Speaker 3: chat oy, go ahead and read it out loud for me.
Speaker 24: Say what ten things changed while you were memorizing the passage?
Speaker 11: You have two minutes, most correct answers, wins, time starts
Speaker 11: now passage.
Speaker 26: Your time starts now.
Speaker 7: Ten thing?
Speaker 12: What ten things changed while you were memorizing the passage?
Speaker 7: The number of eyes changed?
Speaker 9: Your time starts now? Goll right, easy. I did a
Speaker 9: great job memorizing that passage.
Speaker 23: So you memorizing the passage?
Speaker 9: Oh oh oh you changed your shirt.
Speaker 3: First up is Caroline all by herself. But before I
Speaker 3: show this, I just want to say Caroline is brilliant, kind, generous,
Speaker 3: an incredible human being.
Speaker 41: Let's play the clip, like, what what does that mean?
Speaker 26: Okay, I'm just gonna say stuff.
Speaker 13: Number of eyes changed.
Speaker 6: The monster died.
Speaker 7: That happened.
Speaker 26: That's a change from the beginning, because.
Speaker 7: Because then he is dead. The dead monster was dead.
Speaker 7: Never forget that. Uh, and then we have.
Speaker 12: We have U ten million less eggs.
Speaker 6: The ball sack was the ball sacks were smashed.
Speaker 4: Were smashed.
Speaker 7: That changed from the beginning. Cool.
Speaker 46: Uh and mm hmmm, I thought you were.
Speaker 12: Going to show me another passage and things were different
Speaker 12: in it.
Speaker 4: So I'm a little ten.
Speaker 13: Say what ten things change?
Speaker 7: While your memories in the passage?
Speaker 26: You have two minutes?
Speaker 13: Its correct? Now?
Speaker 12: Sam and Dave and Alison wealth. Uh, that's something that changed.
Speaker 12: Perhaps one of the names changed.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna take a guess there.
Speaker 3: All.
Speaker 47: Okay, okay, Caroline, do you still have any idea what's
Speaker 47: going on?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 6: Well, I assume it's your camera and it's changed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see the before and after, side by side.
Speaker 3: So that's what Caroline was looking at before the memorized
Speaker 3: passage task, and that's after. And here's everything that changed.
Speaker 3: The books in the shelf were moved to the opposite side.
Speaker 3: The dangan ropoplus she was taken off the top of
Speaker 3: the bookshelf. I changed the poster. I took the blanket
Speaker 3: off the back of the chair, put my glasses on,
Speaker 3: put my new shirt on. I flipped over my comforter
Speaker 3: so it was now a different color. And I separated
Speaker 3: the pillows. And lastly, I replaced my water bottle with
Speaker 3: a different one filled with a different liquid.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 7: I'm assuming everyone did better, and that's why she is separate.
Speaker 7: I would like to see it.
Speaker 3: Oh, everyone did much better. Next, next up, it's two
Speaker 3: things you might find outside a front door. It's a
Speaker 3: matt and a key, Matt and Augie.
Speaker 11: Okay, you changed your t shirt, well, Aaron shirt for
Speaker 11: a one. You changed the poster on your wall. I
Speaker 11: saw you got a little more sun. You changed the
Speaker 11: bottle that's in the foreground.
Speaker 18: I will say that maybe a lamp shaded on moved.
Speaker 11: You changed the light that was on a different light.
Speaker 11: There was different lighting in the room. Might think.
Speaker 18: You took something off your bed and put it on
Speaker 18: the floor.
Speaker 11: You changed the bed spreads, it was like a different,
Speaker 11: different bedding that was there.
Speaker 18: You put on glasses, or change your glasses too.
Speaker 11: I assume I'm just supposed to be talking about this
Speaker 11: your space, your physical space. You didn't change anything in here,
Speaker 11: did you?
Speaker 4: You didn't. That would have been impressive.
Speaker 18: I don't remember if there was something else on your wall,
Speaker 18: but there's a poster now.
Speaker 11: I'd think there was a maybe that was up it's
Speaker 11: taken down. You changed what books were on the shelves,
Speaker 11: but they're quite far away, so you changed multiple books
Speaker 11: on the shelves. Didn't shave, did you? You changed my
Speaker 11: mind on a number of things. Philosophically, you changed my
Speaker 11: state of being. You change. I'm not going to elaborate
Speaker 11: on that. You changed the thing that was on top
Speaker 11: of the shelfing unit. I'm wondering. I don't know what
Speaker 11: that object is onto the furthest right of the screen,
Speaker 11: but let's say that wasn't there before.
Speaker 18: Okay, No, I suppose technically I did age those twenty
Speaker 18: minutes reading the passage, so I.
Speaker 4: Changed, you know, I changed all the time.
Speaker 7: So that's successful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that did pretty well out of ten.
Speaker 11: I can't remember anything, but I'm observant.
Speaker 7: That's so good. Should we see any more of them?
Speaker 3: Yes? So Matt is currently in the lead with six
Speaker 3: Ogg's and second with three, and Caroline's bring up the
Speaker 3: rear with zero. But how did Jenn and Dave fare?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh oh you changed your shirt?
Speaker 20: Goddamn it.
Speaker 24: You swapped out your drink, You took off or changed
Speaker 24: your shirt.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, ten things? What else changed you?
Speaker 10: But no, oh, I hate.
Speaker 24: You put on or changed your glasses. The there was
Speaker 24: a red blanket behind you.
Speaker 13: You took that off and put up on the behind you.
Speaker 13: Oh my god.
Speaker 48: I don't know if you could hear me, but I
Speaker 48: was yelling how much I hated you while I was
Speaker 48: memorizing the passage, for making me memorize the passage, and
Speaker 48: then now I hate you more because of all the
Speaker 48: things I didn't notice.
Speaker 24: Goddamn you adjusted the bed. I think it was made differently.
Speaker 24: I don't remember the poster or some saying that the
Speaker 24: post behind you that I can't read potentially changed.
Speaker 49: You changed your shirt and I noticed it because it's
Speaker 49: a very like it's it's such a shirty shirt. I think,
Speaker 49: oh my god, is there Okay, you're not in like
Speaker 49: a different ten things.
Speaker 24: I don't remember that controller for whatever console you have
Speaker 24: sitting on the black thing behind you.
Speaker 29: Why did you.
Speaker 3: Change ten things?
Speaker 48: I'm just I'm like, I'm looking around the room to see,
Speaker 48: like what could possibly have changed?
Speaker 9: Like, what could have changed besides your shirt? You might
Speaker 9: be wearing a different pair of headphones.
Speaker 13: No, it swapped your headphones or it was just.
Speaker 24: That you took them off and put them back on. Looked, wow,
Speaker 24: my item line noise is annoying.
Speaker 9: You changed your shirt, and you have a different water bottle.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna say that.
Speaker 13: Those are all of my noticeable changes.
Speaker 3: Okay, I can stop the clocker early if you want,
Speaker 3: But you got thirty eight seconds left.
Speaker 13: The colors of the pillows changed behind you. I'm'll go
Speaker 13: with that because I can't think of anything else.
Speaker 9: I'm going to say you changed your underwear camera. Was
Speaker 9: that lamp on before?
Speaker 29: I don't know.
Speaker 23: I'm gonna say that the lamp was not on before
Speaker 23: and now it's on.
Speaker 4: Okay, you were doing something back there in that round.
Speaker 9: About the poster.
Speaker 3: I just relived all that. Jen was very fast. She
Speaker 3: knewed six correct things in under thirty seconds, but then
Speaker 3: she got stuck for the rest.
Speaker 7: Of the time because she just knew her answers. You've
Speaker 7: got tallies on this, Yes, Jen.
Speaker 3: And Matt are technically tied with six correct followed by
Speaker 3: Augie with three, and then Dave with two and Caroline
Speaker 3: was zero.
Speaker 7: Well, then we'll go Matt and Jen with five points
Speaker 7: on that because they got the most Okay, Age with four,
Speaker 7: Dave with three, and Caroline with two points.
Speaker 26: You that's.
Speaker 7: I'm so generous, makes sense? So I have fear in
Speaker 7: my notes if we have another.
Speaker 3: Fun Yes, our final pre recorded task of the series
Speaker 3: is also the last team task, although I do have
Speaker 3: to say this was the first team task we recorded,
Speaker 3: so there will be the players seeing themselves on the
Speaker 3: same team for the first time. I suffice to say
Speaker 3: this task is a rap.
Speaker 9: Ogy Caroline, what's up?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 17: Hey?
Speaker 9: You guys? You you go. You are all over here,
Speaker 9: but my camera's over here, so my eyes are going
Speaker 9: to be like.
Speaker 7: Heard, what's this?
Speaker 11: I sense? Potentially a team.
Speaker 3: The three of you are on a team together.
Speaker 7: Yeah, dream team.
Speaker 9: Who's team leader?
Speaker 3: Who's steam leader?
Speaker 7: Is it me?
Speaker 9: Am my team leader? Who collsteam leader?
Speaker 3: I count leader? Who's steam leader? Go ahead and read
Speaker 3: it out loud for me.
Speaker 11: Okay, you're a okay, have a rat battle about this person.
Speaker 20: You'reared, have a rat battle about this person.
Speaker 11: We will have five minutes to learn as much as
Speaker 11: you can about this person.
Speaker 18: Then you will have twenty minutes to put together a
Speaker 18: one minute long rat battle.
Speaker 11: Your time starts now.
Speaker 9: With a heavy heart, I resign as team leader. Personal
Speaker 9: circumstances are forcing me to resign.
Speaker 7: You know yourself, and I respect that.
Speaker 9: It was a tough decision, but it had to be done.
Speaker 7: Yes, I absolutely respect it. As much as I don't
Speaker 7: want to see these rap.
Speaker 6: I believe we simply must.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to grant you a slight reprieve. First,
Speaker 3: here is everyone getting to know our stranger a little better.
Speaker 7: We'll start easy.
Speaker 18: What is your name?
Speaker 27: DJ Xantis?
Speaker 11: Okay, DJ zanthis if that is your real name? What's
Speaker 11: your favorite? What are your hobbies?
Speaker 27: Actually?
Speaker 40: But djaying is technically a hobby, so I will say
Speaker 40: that video games, watching sports, and hanging out with my family.
Speaker 40: I would say it would be my hobbies these days.
Speaker 11: Nice, DJ.
Speaker 27: Where do you live Missouri?
Speaker 13: What three words would you use to describe yourself?
Speaker 40: Believe or not? Introverted? I think is a word. I
Speaker 40: would use adventurists though as well, which I know is
Speaker 40: an oxymoron? And can I can I give you a
Speaker 40: third one?
Speaker 27: Later? I ask another question. I promise you I'll be
Speaker 27: a third word.
Speaker 7: If you were Jesus Christ, hypothetically.
Speaker 12: What and you we had to eat communion?
Speaker 6: What would your blood and like?
Speaker 7: What would food would represent?
Speaker 27: Your body?
Speaker 7: And blood?
Speaker 20: Oh?
Speaker 40: Wow, well the blood, I'll go whiskey. I can answer
Speaker 40: that one very easily. I promise you. I will come
Speaker 40: back to that. Can we move on to next question?
Speaker 27: Because I need sure?
Speaker 11: If you had to be an animal for a week,
Speaker 11: what animal would it be?
Speaker 27: I think I'll go with a dog nice.
Speaker 11: Yeah, loyal.
Speaker 27: I like toa so I would say Chuawa. Yeah.
Speaker 3: What's your favorite color?
Speaker 27: Red?
Speaker 13: Favorite food?
Speaker 40: Let's say Mexican because I don't know that I have
Speaker 40: a specific favor, but you I'll.
Speaker 13: Get cuisine is fine? That works.
Speaker 27: I don't think I can give you a specific item
Speaker 27: on that menu.
Speaker 12: So you said handle you use on air? What? What
Speaker 12: is that?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 30: What are you on air?
Speaker 27: I am? I'm a DJ. I.
Speaker 40: I am a radio Internet radio DJ twice a week
Speaker 40: and we none of us use our real names as
Speaker 40: per the station requirements.
Speaker 11: What what are your favorite you? DJ?
Speaker 4: What are you?
Speaker 11: What are your favorite artists? To play?
Speaker 15: Cool? I?
Speaker 40: I typically will play metal and rock and stuff. So
Speaker 40: I will give you my top five artists rapid fire
Speaker 40: and let you do what you want with those things.
Speaker 40: So Metallica is number one. Number two is a band
Speaker 40: called Dubbed in English, of which my T shirt is
Speaker 40: you can see. Number three is it Alice in Chains.
Speaker 40: Number four is the Sisters of Mercy, and number five
Speaker 40: is Stabbing Westward DJ.
Speaker 9: What's your pizza toppings?
Speaker 27: Ooh, good question. I'm gonna go pepperoni and mushrooms.
Speaker 34: What do you within your family chosen or blood?
Speaker 13: Do you have siblings?
Speaker 27: Are you asking you just if I have any?
Speaker 20: Yes?
Speaker 27: Yes, I do.
Speaker 13: Okay, what birth order are you?
Speaker 11: I'm the oldest, oldest of twelve because that would be
Speaker 11: an interesting thing to wrap about.
Speaker 27: Oldest of eight, oldest of eight.
Speaker 11: That's still pretty interesting. Okay, pretty interesting.
Speaker 13: Do you have sisters?
Speaker 27: Yes?
Speaker 3: Four?
Speaker 11: What's your favorite movie?
Speaker 27: Let's go Hyphidel I think good one. Yeah.
Speaker 40: To go back to your previous question, I'm gonna go
Speaker 40: steam dumplings for the food for oh love.
Speaker 11: Do you have any favorite places in the world to
Speaker 11: visit or dream places that you'd like to go to?
Speaker 27: The regular favorite is Vegas. In a dream place would
Speaker 27: be London.
Speaker 12: Tell us about your cold you share more about your
Speaker 12: dog name Vibes.
Speaker 40: She's a Chihuahua doction mix and her name is Feats.
Speaker 40: All right, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with adventurers.
Speaker 40: I don't know if that's exactly accurate, but it's as
Speaker 40: clothes as I can give you right now.
Speaker 11: So I think that was your second word.
Speaker 40: Okay, Oh Jesus Christ. Okay, indecisive? How about that?
Speaker 11: A nice DJ What is your profession.
Speaker 40: I work in banking. That's as much as I'm willing
Speaker 40: to say about it.
Speaker 13: You say video games? What are rapid fires? And video games?
Speaker 40: You like Assassin's Creed, Metal Gear sports games?
Speaker 27: There you go. I can't. I can't think I'm any
Speaker 27: more rapid fire right now?
Speaker 20: Nice?
Speaker 11: Do you have a favorite sports team?
Speaker 40: The Philadelphia Eagles? Well that question favorite curse word, I'm
Speaker 40: gonna go with fuck because it's just so versatile.
Speaker 13: You know anything else you would want us to know
Speaker 13: about you?
Speaker 9: Great question?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 40: Just that I I recently moved from New Jersey to Missouri.
Speaker 27: How about that? That's an interesting fact for you.
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, fine, favorite.
Speaker 45: Game show?
Speaker 40: I'm probably gonna have to go Prices right, But there
Speaker 40: are a lot that I really am a big fan of,
Speaker 40: so but yeah, I'll go Prices right.
Speaker 27: And that's time I went fast.
Speaker 7: Okay, what's your favorite color? What's your favorite food?
Speaker 25: And?
Speaker 50: If you were Jesus question Carolina La?
Speaker 7: That was so much fun. Oh gosh, are you gonna
Speaker 7: make me watch a rap now?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sadly we can't put it off any longer. But before
Speaker 3: we view our next video, task, Mistress, what would you
Speaker 3: say is a defining feature of rap. Lyrically, speaking.
Speaker 7: Technically, I would say rhyme.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I brought that up. Here's Matt
Speaker 3: and jan.
Speaker 11: Let me tell you about a guy named xanthus moved
Speaker 11: to Missouri. Dude's so adventurous.
Speaker 24: No, this is the story all about Xanthis metal gear,
Speaker 24: metallic as DJ and gamer.
Speaker 11: This boy wants to be a Chihuahua taco bell places
Speaker 11: older indecisive as hell.
Speaker 34: Stadding westward in the Gateway to the West, dubbed in
Speaker 34: English prefers Mexican.
Speaker 11: Being read in London on the busts. But get this
Speaker 11: guy to Vegas, Royal flushes.
Speaker 34: Eldest of the family, four Sisters of Mercy, and Assassin's
Speaker 34: creed a creed to the birds.
Speaker 36: Don't.
Speaker 7: Yeah, word brothers there were there, rhymes were present. I
Speaker 7: also liked the word sisters of Mercy was a good
Speaker 7: wordplay based on the information. I do also really like
Speaker 7: word play.
Speaker 6: Okay, but like trap does not have to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I have to. And the rappers who don't
Speaker 3: really get roasted by rappers who do twenty years ago?
Speaker 3: What still today?
Speaker 26: What card here?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna allowed.
Speaker 13: Allow it.
Speaker 3: I still think she did a great job did his
Speaker 3: track suit?
Speaker 6: There, I'm telling a little thing about riding the parks.
Speaker 7: Let's let's see the second one.
Speaker 3: And finally you know them? You love them? Can they wrap?
Speaker 20: Oh?
Speaker 3: No? Oh no, it's Aggie, Caroline and Dave.
Speaker 30: Let's lay down some sick rhymes.
Speaker 4: Two.
Speaker 18: There once was a man named DJ Zanthis playing heavy
Speaker 18: metal on the radio.
Speaker 9: The chances pro this jockey but really a banker.
Speaker 11: He's just like his dog, half fishous, half wanker.
Speaker 7: Yo, Oggie, You're sick.
Speaker 12: Rhymes must be made a feces.
Speaker 43: Have you even considered the awesomeness of feat seas DJ
Speaker 43: My love mixing sick tunes, but this Chihuahua docs and
Speaker 43: mix makes this dude swoon nine years young? Yo, That
Speaker 43: little gall is the best. But at a vino you
Speaker 43: take away the rest.
Speaker 23: No, y'all don't even know about sech got to half
Speaker 23: that pepperoni with its cheese, the mushrooms of the bob,
Speaker 23: bring the dumplings for your mom?
Speaker 9: Do we keep washing down an awful lyrics to this song?
Speaker 27: No what y'all know about Jay?
Speaker 9: I ain't even got to tell you why I ain't
Speaker 9: come here to play?
Speaker 3: Fuck Yeah?
Speaker 30: So I think we just wrote uh uh, let's still
Speaker 30: work for music.
Speaker 7: Grammy winning rap?
Speaker 8: That one I went, I went, Emmy, Tony, oh God.
Speaker 11: Don't don't done, don't rhymes?
Speaker 6: Brous was it?
Speaker 4: Was it dope? Did you guys think it was dope?
Speaker 3: For those who missed it? Caroline said, that was a
Speaker 3: Grammy winning rap.
Speaker 7: Incredible, incredible. I'm gonna give the team of three five points.
Speaker 13: Yes, and I'm going to give the.
Speaker 7: Team up to three points. There was workplace, there was
Speaker 7: one needs, so much of the information tried. Yes, incredible. Oh,
Speaker 7: should we get an update on the scores or would
Speaker 7: you like to delay?
Speaker 3: I will give you the episode scores as it stands.
Speaker 3: It's actually pretty close. Dave's on the bottom was seventeen.
Speaker 3: What followed, followed by Jen with twenty, and then Caroline
Speaker 3: and Matt are tied at twenty two and aug He's
Speaker 3: at twenty three.
Speaker 7: Are amazing. Okay, now, if Casey you could play some
Speaker 7: jazzy music, and if all of you could come up
Speaker 7: here and help us set up for the final task
Speaker 7: of the show.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is a deck of very large playing cards.
Speaker 29: For a lad.
Speaker 3: I'm going to ask each contestant to turn around. Could
Speaker 3: you please cut the deck take as many of these
Speaker 3: as you want into your hands. Thank you can, please
Speaker 3: cut the deck, Thank you please.
Speaker 6: This is a mystery to everybody in the audience.
Speaker 7: But they're doing a very good job at grabbing a
Speaker 7: certain number of cars.
Speaker 42: Incredibly, Thank you very much, and whould you like to
Speaker 42: read out the task?
Speaker 5: They go? Fine, all right, play as long as you dare.
Speaker 5: Players each start with one card. They will individually be
Speaker 5: asked to hit or stand. Once they have said hit
Speaker 5: or stand, they may not then change their minds. If
Speaker 5: they choose to stand. Each card they have collected is
Speaker 5: worth one parentheses one task Master point. If they choose
Speaker 5: to hit and the card drawn matches the rank of
Speaker 5: any card that they already have, they are eliminated and
Speaker 5: get zero penthes zero points. Play continues until all players
Speaker 5: have stood or bust.
Speaker 3: That's massive. So this is a relatively standard deck of cards,
Speaker 3: with one minor exception. I left the jokers, So they
Speaker 3: are going to play until they either choose to stop
Speaker 3: at the points they have or until they get a pair.
Speaker 3: As soon as they have a pair, they're eliminated and
Speaker 3: they get zero points. Your first card is an eight.
Speaker 3: Hold it please.
Speaker 4: Here online.
Speaker 39: Your first card is a four, yours is a three.
Speaker 39: You all come to deck, So I didn't you also
Speaker 39: have three?
Speaker 36: Age?
Speaker 3: You have one point? Would you like to hit or stand? Hey?
Speaker 3: You you have an eight? You have a jack? Caroline,
Speaker 3: hit or stand? I will hit your card.
Speaker 4: Is you have a five?
Speaker 36: Dave, hit or stand.
Speaker 4: The seven.
Speaker 3: You're still in Jen, hit or stand?
Speaker 4: You have a nine. You are still in match. Hit
Speaker 4: or stand? Hit Please you have a seven. You are
Speaker 4: still in one of the odds.
Speaker 3: At this point everyone, At this point, everyone has two points. Augie,
Speaker 3: hit or stand'st stand the stand? Okay, you may go
Speaker 3: ahead and sit down and keep your two points. Caroline,
Speaker 3: hit or stand.
Speaker 7: I will hit five and a four you have six.
Speaker 4: You're still you have a three and a seven. Days
Speaker 4: hit or stand?
Speaker 3: You have a queen.
Speaker 25: You are still.
Speaker 4: Jen hit or stand?
Speaker 3: You have a two.
Speaker 21: You were.
Speaker 4: That hit you have a three and a seven. That's
Speaker 4: so sad. You have a five. You're still there.
Speaker 3: Three points for everyone on the podium.
Speaker 4: I feel good about this. Caroline, four, five and six
Speaker 4: of your cards. Hit or stand?
Speaker 17: Okay, I'll hit.
Speaker 4: You have an eight. You are stand?
Speaker 29: Dave, you have.
Speaker 3: Queen and a seven hit or stand. Oh, hit me,
Speaker 3: you have busted Davy may sit down with zero points. Okay, Jen,
Speaker 3: you have two and nine in the King Hit or stand.
Speaker 4: Please you've also busted.
Speaker 3: Matt you have a three, five and seven Hit or stand.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of busting that's been happening.
Speaker 36: Bust it makes me feel good.
Speaker 29: Hit.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna stand.
Speaker 4: I got in a lot to ask. You have four points. Congratulations,
Speaker 4: cloud job.
Speaker 7: Gosh. Now let's get a recap of the live task scoring.
Speaker 3: Well. Sadly three of our players busted. That was Dave,
Speaker 3: Jen and Matt on the end so early with two points,
Speaker 3: but Caroline held out the longest with four points.
Speaker 7: Incredible work. Before we find out who won the episode,
Speaker 7: let's go down the line and see where everyone can
Speaker 7: find you online if they want to aggy.
Speaker 18: Well, you can find me at b f y t
Speaker 18: wpod dot com.
Speaker 3: Where we do b F y t w R podcast show.
Speaker 19: And yeah, that's about it because I don't do the
Speaker 19: internets anymore.
Speaker 7: Hello, I'm Caroline Otto Huila. I'm a voice actress and podcaster.
Speaker 12: You can find me at my website www dot Caroline
Speaker 12: O R E j U E l A dot com
Speaker 12: or on Instagram at Caroline O R J E L
Speaker 12: L S.
Speaker 7: And yeah, thanks, Amana.
Speaker 14: I am actor, voiceover artist and film guy Aggie.
Speaker 3: David auto Vino.
Speaker 14: That's David auto Vino, Auto as in car Veno as
Speaker 14: in wine, don't drink and drive. Everybody google that name
Speaker 14: and you can find me everywhere my website, YouTube, Instagram,
Speaker 14: blue Sky, and just general things that I've done.
Speaker 9: I'm David Autovino. I'm easy to find.
Speaker 51: I am Jen I in my spare time are not
Speaker 51: so spare time? Nick Crochet, Spin Fiber, do all sorts
Speaker 51: of creative things over on Instagram. Half double doesn't I
Speaker 51: made Sarah's hat.
Speaker 11: She I'm Matt Watson. I do a podcast called gates Leapers.
Speaker 11: You can find us on Instagram at Gatesleepers Pod. And
Speaker 11: we also do shows right here at the Peak and
Speaker 11: prov Theater pekingprof dot com. Check out any show that's
Speaker 11: all amazing. We do a show called Slide Splitters on
Speaker 11: the second Friday of every month.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and now for the episode scores to see who
Speaker 7: has won this episode.
Speaker 3: In last place but still did a great job overall.
Speaker 3: I feel David Advina Gods. We are in fourth place
Speaker 3: with twenty points. It's Jen Yeah in third place.
Speaker 4: We really genuinely deserves to be higher. I love you, man,
Speaker 4: I was just kidding bout looking.
Speaker 3: Matt has twenty two points and for the second night running,
Speaker 3: there was one point between first and second place, with
Speaker 3: twenty five points, it's Augie. The winner is Caroline with
Speaker 3: twenty six.
Speaker 6: Gradualations.
Speaker 7: Caroline, googe your prizes that were meant some for you
Speaker 7: and some not for you. Oh gosh, what have we
Speaker 7: learned today? We have learned that Matt has a bad memory,
Speaker 7: but it's very observant. I wrote down funny things we learned.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh. We've learned that Caroline is so generous,
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh. And we've learned most of all that
Speaker 7: she has won this episode of Task Massive incredible. I
Speaker 7: love your ambition.
Speaker 3: It is appreciated. But there's still a little left, big
Speaker 3: thing to deal with.
Speaker 7: As you return to your seat, we are about to
Speaker 7: crown the winner of the season of two episodes. Amazing.
Speaker 7: Everything is so important here, let's crown the series champion.
Speaker 3: One full year of preparation, two special guests, four cats,
Speaker 3: sixty seven hours of video editing, five exasperated but brilliant
Speaker 3: contestants and multiple thousands of dollars in flights in Airbnb
Speaker 3: and countless memories will cherish for at least a day
Speaker 3: have all led to this moment. This is the Jorge
Speaker 3: Memorial Trophy. It is made from the very first microphone
Speaker 3: we use, way back in episode one, and Jorge was
Speaker 3: our first task mass, so it seemed only appropriate that
Speaker 3: it be his to give out, so to speak. So
Speaker 3: this means a lot to us. All of you are
Speaker 3: are some of our favorite people. Yes, even you Jen,
Speaker 3: even though you've only been on our show once, but
Speaker 3: we still love you. Track Suit and all. Would you
Speaker 3: like the final series scores?
Speaker 7: Please give them to me.
Speaker 3: Again in last place? But he really never did that
Speaker 3: badly and he's one entertaining mofo. It's Dave Autobino thirty
Speaker 3: eight points, did you here?
Speaker 9: Only thirty eight was my age?
Speaker 3: In fourth place with forty points.
Speaker 4: It's Matt Watson.
Speaker 3: Matt Watson last in third place with forty four points.
Speaker 3: It's Augie. The women have been our power players both nights,
Speaker 3: so it's no surprise it's come down to this. With
Speaker 3: forty nine points in second place, Jen Reagan wow, now
Speaker 3: you kid callers.
Speaker 19: Oh my back hurts.
Speaker 3: And our winner had fifty four points. It's Carolina or Wail.
Speaker 6: Amazing. Thank you to task Mistress.
Speaker 4: Thank you to everybody who came out.
Speaker 3: Thank you to Ethan Goldman and the Pekimprov Theater for
Speaker 3: letting us do this. They had no idea who we were.
Speaker 3: Thank you to the gate Leapers for being fond friends.
Speaker 3: Thank you Jen for stepping in and making this as
Speaker 3: memorable as you possibly could. Thank you Todave for being
Speaker 3: my friend for twenty five years. Thank you to Caroline
Speaker 3: hopefully we'll be friends for twenty five years. And Augie,
Speaker 3: well done.
Speaker 29: That's our show.
Speaker 9: Good ye.
Speaker 36: Talk talk.
Speaker 9: Personally and we end up going.
Speaker 26: So I stay, so I believe my husband