WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.639 --> 00:00:14.880 Hello, ladies and gentlemen, lads and legends, non binary friends, 2 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:18.000 Welcome to b FYTW does Task Master. 3 00:00:18.120 --> 00:00:25.559 The finale, I'm gonna give you all the boring theater stick, 4 00:00:26.239 --> 00:00:28.960 so please make sure your phones are on silent mode 5 00:00:29.519 --> 00:00:32.719 because if not, I'll go into fuck you mode. The 6 00:00:32.759 --> 00:00:35.399 bathrooms are right over there, and the exits are there 7 00:00:35.679 --> 00:00:36.119 and there. 8 00:00:37.359 --> 00:00:40.679 Now a couple of things before we get started. I 9 00:00:40.719 --> 00:00:44.560 need to correct an error. I somehow managed to leave 10 00:00:44.560 --> 00:00:47.719 our audio engineer, Stephen Colsanti off the credits at the 11 00:00:47.840 --> 00:00:52.719 end of both this in the previous episode. Cevie has 12 00:00:52.719 --> 00:00:55.240 been a founding member of the FYTW. He is the 13 00:00:55.240 --> 00:00:58.159 heart and soul of our show and to leave him 14 00:00:58.200 --> 00:01:00.439 out is not just gross neglige is sound my part, 15 00:01:00.920 --> 00:01:02.520 It's a crime against humanity. 16 00:01:04.280 --> 00:01:07.079 So I wanted to say publicly and on the show, Cebe, 17 00:01:07.159 --> 00:01:09.000 I love you, and I'm sorry. I love you, sir. 18 00:01:09.879 --> 00:01:11.280 Can I please have my wallet back? 19 00:01:16.879 --> 00:01:17.239 Thank you? 20 00:01:19.400 --> 00:01:22.760 Okay, that being said, I think it's time to get 21 00:01:22.799 --> 00:01:24.879 on with it, so let me introduce you to one 22 00:01:24.920 --> 00:01:29.000 of the six most favorite people in the world, our 23 00:01:29.040 --> 00:01:31.120 task Mistress, herself, Audre Stevenson. 24 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:38.480 Welcome to task Master. 25 00:01:38.719 --> 00:01:42.319 This is as Aaron said the grand finale of our 26 00:01:42.359 --> 00:01:45.680 two night extravaganza, and I'm so excited to be here 27 00:01:45.920 --> 00:01:48.239 and let's give it up four our contestants. 28 00:01:48.239 --> 00:01:51.599 We've got Hoggi, Caroline, Dave jen. 29 00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:52.079 In that. 30 00:02:00.040 --> 00:02:00.480 Amazing. 31 00:02:00.920 --> 00:02:04.640 So if you are unfamiliar with Taskmaster. 32 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:11.879 All right, let's start the show in three two one. 33 00:02:13.360 --> 00:02:15.039 I hate you. Doesn't want to let you know. 34 00:02:15.080 --> 00:02:15.560 I hate you. 35 00:02:20.360 --> 00:02:27.719 Oh god, ah. 36 00:02:25.280 --> 00:02:28.400 Okay, I'm gonna finish last in this task. I fucking 37 00:02:28.439 --> 00:02:28.759 know it. 38 00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:33.919 Thing baby, baby, I need an Oscar winning performance here. 39 00:02:34.039 --> 00:02:35.360 And becomes a thing. 40 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:38.280 Oopsie, poopsie has. 41 00:02:38.120 --> 00:02:38.759 Happened for me. 42 00:02:43.560 --> 00:02:44.039 Amazing. 43 00:02:44.120 --> 00:02:46.960 So if you are unfamiliar with the premise of task Master, 44 00:02:47.120 --> 00:02:49.000 you did not need to be here last night to know. 45 00:02:49.840 --> 00:02:53.719 But basically I am the task Mistress and my assistant 46 00:02:53.879 --> 00:02:58.159 has provided a series of silly and challenging tasks for 47 00:02:58.439 --> 00:03:04.039 our contestants were completed in isolation. They have an idea 48 00:03:04.280 --> 00:03:07.240 of how they did on these tasks, but they have 49 00:03:07.319 --> 00:03:12.240 no idea how anybody else did on their tasks. We 50 00:03:12.280 --> 00:03:15.280 will see the tasks and then I will judge them 51 00:03:15.319 --> 00:03:18.639 on a point scale five to one. The winner of 52 00:03:18.680 --> 00:03:22.159 the night will win a series of prizes. The winner 53 00:03:22.159 --> 00:03:25.919 of the whole show will win the Jorge Memorial Trophy. 54 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:33.960 To care, we get a recap of the scores from 55 00:03:33.960 --> 00:03:36.240 the last night's show, So the. 56 00:03:36.240 --> 00:03:39.439 Series scores as it stands on the bottom is Matt 57 00:03:39.479 --> 00:03:48.199 with eighteen, followed by Augie with nineteen, and then Dave 58 00:03:48.319 --> 00:03:53.479 with twenty one, and the ladies are riding high. Caroline 59 00:03:53.479 --> 00:04:02.000 on twenty eight and Jen on twenty nine. 60 00:03:59.080 --> 00:04:04.599 In incredible and every show, every show begins for a prize. 61 00:04:04.199 --> 00:04:08.439 Task that is correct. The prize task for a final 62 00:04:08.479 --> 00:04:11.280 episode of the series felt like it should be wistful 63 00:04:11.319 --> 00:04:14.039 and bittersweet, so we've asked them to bring in the 64 00:04:14.080 --> 00:04:17.519 thing they would most like one of the other contestants 65 00:04:17.560 --> 00:04:21.079 to win. So this could be a really sweet gift 66 00:04:21.160 --> 00:04:23.360 that they want someone to have, or just some tat 67 00:04:23.360 --> 00:04:26.000 they want to get out of their house. The best 68 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:28.920 prize will receive five points, and the winner of tonight's 69 00:04:28.920 --> 00:04:31.879 episode will go home with all five prizes, at least 70 00:04:31.920 --> 00:04:33.800 one of which was probably meant for them to have. 71 00:04:35.639 --> 00:04:40.519 That's incredible, so I would like to see these. Let's 72 00:04:40.720 --> 00:04:45.160 start with Dave, what did you bring in for us? 73 00:04:46.439 --> 00:04:48.959 So the prize that I brought in is a collection 74 00:04:49.319 --> 00:04:52.519 of original artwork by a local graphic designer. 75 00:04:56.399 --> 00:05:00.279 This is incredible and who was your Do you an 76 00:05:00.279 --> 00:05:01.399 intended recipient? 77 00:05:01.639 --> 00:05:05.120 I didn't know, not an intended recipient, but I really 78 00:05:05.160 --> 00:05:09.839 wanted someone to have this, because last night's task was 79 00:05:09.920 --> 00:05:13.160 to find the most interesting thing you could for free 80 00:05:13.720 --> 00:05:20.199 on Craigslist or Facebook marketplace. I had multiple pans in 81 00:05:20.240 --> 00:05:31.319 the iron, multiple and this is the one that panned 82 00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:32.120 out later. 83 00:05:32.439 --> 00:05:34.800 So I thought this was cool. 84 00:05:34.839 --> 00:05:36.720 I wanted someone to I didn't. 85 00:05:36.519 --> 00:05:38.920 Want this to go unrecognized because this was a very 86 00:05:38.959 --> 00:05:41.720 cool thing. And when I went to collect them, the 87 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:44.560 woman who gave them to me had a large lizard 88 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:48.399 like sort of resting here on your shoulder, and so 89 00:05:48.759 --> 00:05:51.240 I could not ask her any further questions because I 90 00:05:51.279 --> 00:05:52.560 was like, oh, you have a lizard. 91 00:05:52.560 --> 00:05:54.120 I'm sorry. I'll take my artwork and go. 92 00:05:55.800 --> 00:05:58.839 That is very pertinent information. Thank you so much for writing. 93 00:05:59.360 --> 00:06:03.439 I did note it down. Let's see Jen's next. Okay, 94 00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:07.759 so my uh prize test prize. 95 00:06:12.279 --> 00:06:15.519 The thing I brought in was this this T shirt 96 00:06:16.720 --> 00:06:18.639 from a production of Annie. 97 00:06:19.040 --> 00:06:24.279 Signed by h One Doddy Warbucks. My partner Chris Reagan 98 00:06:24.319 --> 00:06:25.319 in high school. 99 00:06:28.680 --> 00:06:33.560 Had his shirt from the high school production that we 100 00:06:33.639 --> 00:06:36.519 took out of my garage and I had him signed. 101 00:06:36.120 --> 00:06:37.959 So you have his signature there. 102 00:06:38.040 --> 00:06:40.720 Chris Daddy Reagan. This was intended for Carolina. 103 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:48.279 I wanment so bad. That's why my hair is red. 104 00:06:49.360 --> 00:06:51.040 I played Annie when I was fourteen. 105 00:06:55.639 --> 00:07:01.079 Yeah, amazing. What did you bring in? 106 00:07:01.360 --> 00:07:04.720 Yeah? I brought in a gift intended for Jen. Jenn 107 00:07:04.839 --> 00:07:08.040 is a fantastic fiber artist and one day would like 108 00:07:08.079 --> 00:07:12.399 to own sheep. So I have sponsored a sheep in 109 00:07:12.519 --> 00:07:17.160 Jen's name. That the sheep is also called Jenny, which 110 00:07:17.199 --> 00:07:20.040 is just a pure coincidence that wasn't planned at all. 111 00:07:21.399 --> 00:07:25.000 And there is the one side thing. 112 00:07:24.920 --> 00:07:28.720 Is the sheep is in Scotland, so it is quite 113 00:07:28.720 --> 00:07:32.720 difficult to access. 114 00:07:32.279 --> 00:07:36.399 That's that's my sister Lydia with sheep. 115 00:07:37.920 --> 00:07:43.560 To prove that the sheep actually exists. 116 00:07:44.959 --> 00:07:47.360 So shout out to Lydia for traveling for that for me. 117 00:07:48.279 --> 00:07:50.040 And then they also a couple of days ago sent 118 00:07:50.079 --> 00:07:56.639 me this letter that's written by Jenny the sheep, and 119 00:07:57.040 --> 00:07:58.959 they closed the letter by saying, I know that you 120 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:00.759 live very far away, so you're probably not able to 121 00:08:00.800 --> 00:08:02.399 come and visit me, but if you are ever in 122 00:08:02.399 --> 00:08:04.879 this area, please do come and say hi with love 123 00:08:04.959 --> 00:08:07.040 from Jenny and then it's signed with little hooves. 124 00:08:10.680 --> 00:08:11.879 You made this up? 125 00:08:14.519 --> 00:08:15.079 This is real. 126 00:08:17.040 --> 00:08:18.800 I'm literally crap. 127 00:08:23.199 --> 00:08:43.759 Sponsor felted sheep from last night birthday he sponsored as sheep. 128 00:08:39.480 --> 00:08:42.799 And I am. 129 00:08:45.720 --> 00:08:46.279 Incredible. 130 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:50.240 And that's a visitmotion. We must run away from it 131 00:08:50.279 --> 00:08:53.440 as fast as we can. Oggie, what did you bring in? 132 00:08:53.879 --> 00:08:54.080 Well? 133 00:08:54.240 --> 00:08:58.879 You see, I brought in for my task prize a clapperboard. 134 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:00.000 I think it's called. 135 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:06.879 Nice movie clapperboard. Now here's the problem I ran into 136 00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:09.399 and I didn't realize it's the left. I bought it 137 00:09:09.840 --> 00:09:13.799 all my friends. Here are all audio format and that's 138 00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:18.440 meant for video, so I mean you can at least 139 00:09:18.480 --> 00:09:19.600 make the sound with it. 140 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:22.559 Do you film this film? 141 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:22.759 Bro? 142 00:09:23.159 --> 00:09:23.840 He film b. 143 00:09:25.679 --> 00:09:27.200 Yeah, it's not quite the same. 144 00:09:27.039 --> 00:09:28.720 But no, you know you don't have to use it 145 00:09:28.759 --> 00:09:30.720 for film like you can use it to like end 146 00:09:30.720 --> 00:09:31.480 a conversation. 147 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:43.919 Oh this is so good, Caroline. 148 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:47.639 Let's see yours as well, all right? I have here 149 00:09:48.480 --> 00:09:57.440 a lego model of Colonel Sanders. This is intended for 150 00:09:57.559 --> 00:10:02.279 one Matt Watson. As if you've been to Matt Watson's 151 00:10:02.320 --> 00:10:05.639 home you will see that there are mythical figures on 152 00:10:05.759 --> 00:10:09.879 the top of the television, and we need to add 153 00:10:10.000 --> 00:10:12.120 this figure. 154 00:10:13.080 --> 00:10:18.000 I also feel you're an American now this will help 155 00:10:18.039 --> 00:10:22.759 me a similar Yes, you assimilate. 156 00:10:23.000 --> 00:10:25.360 Also, who doesn't fucking want a leg of version of 157 00:10:25.399 --> 00:10:27.279 Colonel Sanders. 158 00:10:27.360 --> 00:10:36.360 It's this is phenomenal, I don't know how swiftly and 159 00:10:36.600 --> 00:10:37.759 probably incorrect. 160 00:10:37.960 --> 00:10:38.720 Let's go. 161 00:10:40.279 --> 00:10:43.279 Starting at the top. Matt the sheep. You almost made 162 00:10:43.320 --> 00:10:53.279 someone cry. That's getting Yeah, it simply has to. I'm 163 00:10:53.320 --> 00:11:00.399 then gonna go for I'm gonna go are. 164 00:11:01.799 --> 00:11:02.440 Augie. 165 00:11:04.960 --> 00:11:10.080 Yes, because it was unwittingly more accurate than intended, and 166 00:11:10.120 --> 00:11:12.679 I think that that's special to let something new about. 167 00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:19.720 Let's go for Caroline with the little lego figures because 168 00:11:19.759 --> 00:11:21.399 I saw that and I was like, that's probably gonna 169 00:11:21.399 --> 00:11:25.679 be for Matt. Yeah, and you're right incredible. Then let's 170 00:11:25.679 --> 00:11:31.960 go for day No. David jen I'm going to put at. 171 00:11:31.840 --> 00:11:33.279 Two points each. 172 00:11:33.519 --> 00:11:39.399 Okay, Okay, nobody in the last place. But Matt wins 173 00:11:39.399 --> 00:11:44.759 the price task. Congratulations, phenomena. All right, are you ready 174 00:11:44.799 --> 00:11:48.279 for our first pre recorded task of the night? Yes, 175 00:11:48.600 --> 00:11:50.639 our first task of the night is our second team 176 00:11:50.759 --> 00:11:53.440 task of the series. But the real draw is that 177 00:11:53.480 --> 00:12:00.120 these instructions are not right, Dave, the task would. 178 00:11:59.960 --> 00:12:00.559 Be in the chat. 179 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:01.480 Please read it for me. 180 00:12:01.759 --> 00:12:07.720 All right, here we go, choose one player to draw. 181 00:12:11.080 --> 00:12:14.440 Oh god, I could probably reposition. 182 00:12:15.080 --> 00:12:18.720 Maybe I can reposition better. And I'm actually pretty I'm 183 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:20.519 gonna say this early. I'm pretty good at pictionary. 184 00:12:21.399 --> 00:12:23.320 Yeah, I mean I can do it because I could 185 00:12:23.320 --> 00:12:24.000 just do it on paper. 186 00:12:24.080 --> 00:12:26.919 Okay, I can't really draw doodle. 187 00:12:28.559 --> 00:12:30.279 I can't, but it'll be fun. 188 00:12:30.480 --> 00:12:30.679 Yeah. 189 00:12:30.759 --> 00:12:33.080 Okay, all right, go Carol. 190 00:12:34.039 --> 00:12:36.200 I think you're better at drawing than I am as well, so. 191 00:12:38.440 --> 00:12:39.759 Appreciate the photo confidence. 192 00:12:40.840 --> 00:12:43.879 Okay, draw the best copy of an image. 193 00:12:44.440 --> 00:12:48.080 Two of you will see the image and give directions. 194 00:12:48.559 --> 00:12:51.519 One of you will see the image and give directions. 195 00:12:51.919 --> 00:12:54.399 The other will attempt to draw the image. 196 00:12:54.759 --> 00:12:58.600 The person directing may not use any physical gestures, and. 197 00:12:58.559 --> 00:13:01.360 You may only speak the following phrases. 198 00:13:02.320 --> 00:13:08.720 Up, down, not left, not right, line, potato. 199 00:13:08.759 --> 00:13:09.759 Oopsie, poopsie. 200 00:13:10.399 --> 00:13:11.440 You have ten minutes. 201 00:13:12.000 --> 00:13:15.159 Your time starts with the first direction given. 202 00:13:16.320 --> 00:13:19.720 Okay, oh boy boy. 203 00:13:19.720 --> 00:13:22.639 Okay, I'm just gonna look because the time doesn't start 204 00:13:22.720 --> 00:13:27.440 until I make the first direction. I'm going to look 205 00:13:27.440 --> 00:13:28.279 at this for a bit. 206 00:13:29.080 --> 00:13:31.080 Yeah, and look at. 207 00:13:31.039 --> 00:13:31.840 The words. 208 00:13:33.559 --> 00:13:36.559 Oopsie poopsy potato. 209 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:45.639 So yeah, it's very simple. Two of them could see 210 00:13:45.639 --> 00:13:48.519 the image but couldn't use all the possible words to 211 00:13:48.559 --> 00:13:50.840 describe it, and the drawer just had to go on 212 00:13:50.879 --> 00:13:52.919 what they said, which was very limited. 213 00:13:55.399 --> 00:14:03.320 Wonderful. I'm loving the stress, the stress and the fact 214 00:14:03.320 --> 00:14:05.919 that I know that almost every single one of you 215 00:14:06.000 --> 00:14:14.440 is on edibles right now. I'm so excited. 216 00:14:16.320 --> 00:14:19.799 Yeah, it should be a good time. First up to 217 00:14:19.919 --> 00:14:24.039 draw is Australian rock band a CDC. It's Augie, Caroline 218 00:14:24.039 --> 00:14:29.519 and Dave se. 219 00:14:34.480 --> 00:14:54.240 Line oopsis. 220 00:14:50.080 --> 00:14:51.559 Not left. 221 00:14:54.720 --> 00:14:55.879 Line, potato. 222 00:14:57.360 --> 00:15:19.840 Line potato line not right down, not right down, not 223 00:15:19.919 --> 00:15:22.120 right down, not right down, not right. 224 00:15:21.960 --> 00:15:25.000 Down, right down, not right down, not right down. 225 00:15:32.759 --> 00:15:35.519 Line let me don't not right down, let. 226 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:42.600 Me not right down, posy poo poopy. 227 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:54.600 Line down line not left. 228 00:15:55.039 --> 00:16:12.840 Okay, okay, hold on if I let's get serious. 229 00:16:12.840 --> 00:16:18.320 Not left, not left, not left line line line potato 230 00:16:19.440 --> 00:16:20.039 right not right. 231 00:16:30.799 --> 00:16:32.759 I am I allowed to speak in normal words? 232 00:16:33.759 --> 00:16:38.720 Oh okay, Oh Jesus, okay, ship okay. 233 00:16:39.759 --> 00:16:43.200 Okay, let's start over. Now that I know we can, 234 00:16:43.440 --> 00:16:44.000 I can speak. 235 00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:51.759 So potato potato is yes, oopsie poopsy, no big rectangle 236 00:16:51.799 --> 00:16:52.960 around the whole perimeter. 237 00:16:55.399 --> 00:16:59.080 No, okay, oopsie, poopsie. 238 00:17:00.120 --> 00:17:07.880 Left down't left down't left, don't left, don't left potato. 239 00:17:08.680 --> 00:17:10.319 So more of like a like. 240 00:17:11.759 --> 00:17:20.359 Potatoo okay, potato pat. 241 00:17:21.960 --> 00:17:28.000 So a circle here big small oh sorry, potato, little. 242 00:17:29.480 --> 00:17:32.880 Potato up bigger. 243 00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:41.440 Than little potato potato potato okay, like like bigger up 244 00:17:42.920 --> 00:17:44.599 potato potato. 245 00:17:44.640 --> 00:17:47.200 Okay, anything coming off of these. 246 00:17:51.200 --> 00:18:01.119 Potato potato line line up, down through not right, line 247 00:18:01.359 --> 00:18:08.599 to the to the left, not left, not left okay. 248 00:18:08.480 --> 00:18:12.480 To the right, okay, okay, in within here. 249 00:18:13.960 --> 00:18:15.720 No like connecting. 250 00:18:15.920 --> 00:18:19.920 Potato, and your time is up. 251 00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:27.359 I wish I had known that we would such better track. 252 00:18:27.519 --> 00:18:30.200 If I had known, I wouldn't we would have been better. 253 00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:31.039 But that's fine. 254 00:18:31.279 --> 00:18:32.680 Would have gotten it every. 255 00:18:39.720 --> 00:18:44.599 Gosh, I don't. There was some really frustrated noises made 256 00:18:44.599 --> 00:18:46.599 with a smile, and that's very fun. 257 00:18:46.960 --> 00:18:49.000 Oh yes, Caroline had one in particular. 258 00:18:49.039 --> 00:18:50.400 I really liked. 259 00:18:56.680 --> 00:19:04.599 The smile never left her face. So do you want 260 00:19:04.640 --> 00:19:07.200 to see, like, get a close up? Because they did too. 261 00:19:07.640 --> 00:19:11.279 I allowed them to submit both, so okay, here is 262 00:19:11.480 --> 00:19:18.240 their final artwork. Would you like to see the original picture? 263 00:19:18.480 --> 00:19:26.160 Oh shit, and now both together? 264 00:19:29.559 --> 00:19:35.119 Okay, I'm seeing the little round sunglasses. That's what we've got. 265 00:19:37.119 --> 00:19:40.680 Looking on the bright side, I'm assuming the other team 266 00:19:40.680 --> 00:19:42.400 has also done this. 267 00:19:42.519 --> 00:19:45.400 Oh absolutely, let's get to it. Next, up to people 268 00:19:45.400 --> 00:19:47.440 who could never be a celebrity couple because they would 269 00:19:47.440 --> 00:19:50.640 be jet or men. Also, I think their spouses would disapprove. 270 00:19:50.680 --> 00:19:51.680 It's Jen and Matt. 271 00:19:53.359 --> 00:20:04.880 Line down line, Yeah. 272 00:20:08.720 --> 00:20:26.519 Popsie, poopsie potato, Uh line potato. 273 00:20:33.319 --> 00:20:33.640 This is. 274 00:20:35.200 --> 00:20:48.680 Mm hmm not left line, not right line, uh potato 275 00:20:49.839 --> 00:21:12.480 potato potato potato line line line uh line line line 276 00:21:14.759 --> 00:21:27.559 potato potato down, potato down potato. 277 00:21:30.920 --> 00:21:31.079 Right. 278 00:21:31.079 --> 00:21:32.680 I think that's all the aspects that we're. 279 00:21:32.519 --> 00:21:32.920 Going to get. 280 00:21:36.000 --> 00:21:41.119 Wait, can we start again? Is that allowed? Uh? Not left? 281 00:21:41.160 --> 00:21:50.319 Not right potato. Now you're as confused as I am. 282 00:21:50.519 --> 00:22:08.119 Ah not left, yeah, not right, not left, not not right, 283 00:22:08.720 --> 00:22:22.519 left not left and then not not not right? Uh 284 00:22:22.720 --> 00:22:32.079 uh wor not left, not right, not left, not right 285 00:22:36.359 --> 00:22:56.720 potato potato, not right line potato potato down line Uh left, 286 00:22:57.200 --> 00:23:01.240 not left, not right, line not left, not right line, 287 00:23:01.400 --> 00:23:13.000 not left, not right line, Popsie, pops that's left. 288 00:23:13.599 --> 00:23:24.000 Okay, Okay, So Jen's camera was inverted. 289 00:23:24.039 --> 00:23:26.359 This is what the actual art finished looks like. 290 00:23:29.480 --> 00:23:30.880 Oh my gosh. 291 00:23:30.920 --> 00:23:37.599 And here's it next to the original. Oh my god, 292 00:23:38.079 --> 00:23:42.119 And for your judging, here's all three. 293 00:23:44.920 --> 00:23:49.799 Okay, now for me to pretend this is. 294 00:23:49.720 --> 00:24:01.119 Difficult, he was getting boy, the team of two. 295 00:24:03.519 --> 00:24:07.880 There are so many elements here. If I looked at 296 00:24:07.880 --> 00:24:10.640 that and knew it was a photo of me, I well, 297 00:24:10.720 --> 00:24:12.359 if I looked at that, I wouldn't be like, that's 298 00:24:12.359 --> 00:24:17.079 a photo of me with peacock feathers and whatnot painted 299 00:24:17.079 --> 00:24:18.400 on my face. I probably would not say that. But 300 00:24:18.440 --> 00:24:21.400 I'm gonna give it four points. Okay. 301 00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:23.680 The glasses, it's. 302 00:24:23.559 --> 00:24:29.079 Not the concentric circles. It's incredible. The team of three. 303 00:24:29.720 --> 00:24:34.200 They got the glasses, and they have an arc. The 304 00:24:34.200 --> 00:24:37.480 brim of the hat is present. These are two features, 305 00:24:38.079 --> 00:24:46.200 and I'm going to give them two points. I loved 306 00:24:46.279 --> 00:24:50.200 Jen's left and right, the passive aggressive left and right, 307 00:24:50.319 --> 00:24:53.839 and I am famously super. 308 00:24:57.160 --> 00:24:57.559 I was. 309 00:24:57.960 --> 00:25:03.920 I'm already confused by last night throwing not what not left, 310 00:25:03.960 --> 00:25:09.119 So it's right not left. My screen's inverted. We are looking. 311 00:25:08.799 --> 00:25:10.720 At and not left as well. 312 00:25:14.039 --> 00:25:15.960 I honestly should disqualify though. 313 00:25:16.720 --> 00:25:17.920 Oh no, that's called blooded. 314 00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:28.680 Wow. I love the intensity. I'm not gonna go for it. 315 00:25:27.279 --> 00:25:31.480 N oh, my gosh, that was phenomenal. I hope we 316 00:25:31.519 --> 00:25:32.160 have more tasks. 317 00:25:32.200 --> 00:25:35.920 Oh, we absolutely do. In fact, this next task is 318 00:25:35.960 --> 00:25:40.400 the first of three interlocking tasks I call the Trilogy 319 00:25:40.440 --> 00:25:43.359 of taxing Tasks. I said it correctly. 320 00:25:43.359 --> 00:25:43.839 Holy crap. 321 00:25:50.000 --> 00:25:52.759 Okay, your next task should be loaded up in the chat. 322 00:25:52.799 --> 00:25:54.400 Go ahead and read it out loud for me. 323 00:25:55.279 --> 00:25:57.960 Okay, what trick do you have for me? 324 00:25:58.039 --> 00:25:58.200 Now? 325 00:25:58.359 --> 00:26:01.880 Okay, read the passage on screen and memorize it. 326 00:26:02.440 --> 00:26:06.119 Once time has lapsed, the passage will be taken away. 327 00:26:06.000 --> 00:26:10.839 And you'll be asked questions about the passage. Best meborization wins. Well, 328 00:26:10.839 --> 00:26:16.319 I already see where this is going, do you Okay? 329 00:26:19.400 --> 00:26:20.039 Easy. 330 00:26:21.440 --> 00:26:23.640 Once it's up and you verify that you can read it, 331 00:26:23.960 --> 00:26:26.640 I'm going to turn my camera off so as not 332 00:26:26.759 --> 00:26:30.759 to distract you. You'll have roughly two minutes. When I 333 00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:33.039 come back. I'm going to take the passage down and 334 00:26:33.079 --> 00:26:33.759 I'll ask you some. 335 00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:34.839 Questions about it. 336 00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:39.960 Easy, peasy, Okay? Ready, your time starts now? 337 00:26:40.680 --> 00:26:59.880 Okay, five, four eyes and three testicles. 338 00:27:00.279 --> 00:27:01.519 You know this isn't the first time I've seen you 339 00:27:01.480 --> 00:27:07.000 strip in front of me. Six kidneys, four children named saman, Dave, 340 00:27:07.160 --> 00:27:08.240 and Alison. 341 00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:09.160 Quell, what the fuck? 342 00:27:09.680 --> 00:27:12.920 There's ten million expert testicle? I hate you? Doesn't want 343 00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:13.400 to let you know. 344 00:27:13.359 --> 00:27:13.759 I hate you? 345 00:27:15.480 --> 00:27:16.160 Three more. 346 00:27:19.440 --> 00:27:21.599 Mm hmm fine. 347 00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:42.519 Five plus three? 348 00:27:37.359 --> 00:27:47.880 Oh see? 349 00:27:50.160 --> 00:27:51.319 Okay, well. 350 00:27:52.599 --> 00:27:54.759 Put that down as administrative error. 351 00:27:55.160 --> 00:27:56.359 Oh what's happened? 352 00:27:57.920 --> 00:27:58.079 Uh? 353 00:27:58.960 --> 00:28:01.000 Nothing and range in pain? 354 00:28:01.160 --> 00:28:05.759 Oh okay, okay, okay, let's do it all right, Okay, if. 355 00:28:05.599 --> 00:28:09.400 You're ready, I'm ready. Here are your questions? 356 00:28:09.920 --> 00:28:10.279 Okay. 357 00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:16.119 So I set them to memorize a nonsense story filled 358 00:28:16.160 --> 00:28:19.160 with grammar tricks, and then lied to them about turning 359 00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:22.119 my camera off. I deliberately left it on so they 360 00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:24.119 could watch what I was doing if they wanted, but 361 00:28:24.119 --> 00:28:26.119 they would lose valuable time memorizing. 362 00:28:28.880 --> 00:28:30.119 Gosh, would you like me to. 363 00:28:30.119 --> 00:28:32.319 Read the entire passage out loud? Please? 364 00:28:32.400 --> 00:28:32.480 Do? 365 00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:38.759 Okay, here we go. A monster had four eyes and 366 00:28:38.839 --> 00:28:42.279 both forearms ended in five clad hands. He had five 367 00:28:42.359 --> 00:28:46.359 more eyes and three testicles, six kidneys, four children named Simon, 368 00:28:46.480 --> 00:28:50.000 Dave and Allison Quelt, four years, and ten million eggs 369 00:28:50.039 --> 00:28:55.240 per testicle, and three more eyes. But author Gripter Swordan 370 00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:58.440 was not afraid. Hell, she kicked Sam, Dave and Allison 371 00:28:58.519 --> 00:29:00.960 quel fell off a clip and died, while the other 372 00:29:01.039 --> 00:29:04.279 children ran away. The monster roared and swiped at Audre, 373 00:29:04.400 --> 00:29:07.920 who stucked and smashed one of the monster's testicles. Enraged 374 00:29:07.960 --> 00:29:10.359 in pain, the monster ate ten million of its eggs. 375 00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:14.319 Audra smashed another testicle, mostly because it was funny, and 376 00:29:14.359 --> 00:29:17.359 then beheaded the awful credit creature with a vicious slash. 377 00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:23.680 The dead monster was dead, so you can probably see 378 00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:26.680 a few things in there that might be tricky. Here 379 00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:33.559 is everybody answering the questions about the passage. Ready. How 380 00:29:33.559 --> 00:29:37.160 many eyes did the monster have in total? 381 00:29:39.759 --> 00:29:44.759 Four plus five plus three is twelve twelve eyes? 382 00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:49.039 Uh four eyes? 383 00:29:51.960 --> 00:29:57.079 Twelve twelve twelve eyes, four eyes, five more eyes and 384 00:29:57.119 --> 00:29:58.160 three more eyes. 385 00:30:00.720 --> 00:30:00.960 Three. 386 00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:08.279 How many testicles remained unsmashed when the monster died zero? 387 00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:08.880 Wait? 388 00:30:13.960 --> 00:30:15.680 One one. 389 00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:18.559 One testicle. 390 00:30:20.200 --> 00:30:24.400 One Auger smashed two testicles. 391 00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:29.359 How many claws did the monster have in total? 392 00:30:33.359 --> 00:30:33.559 Ten? 393 00:30:35.960 --> 00:30:36.720 Uh five? 394 00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:41.759 The one detail didn't pay attention to. 395 00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:46.279 Three ten claws. The monster had five claws on each 396 00:30:46.319 --> 00:30:46.720 four arm. 397 00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:53.319 He was giving both forearms. 398 00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:53.599 Ten. 399 00:30:54.839 --> 00:30:58.440 How many of the monster's children survived. 400 00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:08.720 All of them? 401 00:31:09.000 --> 00:31:15.559