Speaker 1: Kays for recording. Yeah, so okay, you do the intro, Chris,
do the intro? Why do I? I always do the intro?
I do it like ninety percent of the time. Why
do't you do the intro for once? It's your job?
Chris to the intro. I know, I know it's my job,
but it's not fair that.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Hey, good morning from l This is
a good friend Clayton here with my assistant Chris.
Speaker 1: He died not too long ago, about a year or so.
Speaker 2: His eternal punishment is to do this podcast with me
as a faithful assistant, which he is not being right now.
Speaker 1: Chris, what is up with you today?
Speaker 2: Nothing? Yeah, I mean you're acting like a teenager. No,
that's what you're doing right now. No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: But why do I have to do what you say?
I mean, who are you? I'm Clayton, I'm the host
of the show and the brother of Satan. Hello, you're
just the brother of Satan. I mean, big deal.
Speaker 2: Whatever, Okay, you're being a brat right now. I don't
appreciate it. Who have you been hanging out with Chris?
Speaker 1: No? One, Chris, Who have you been hanging out with?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: Why? Are you trying to always keep tabs on me?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, You've been hanging out with sha again,
haven't you. You've been hanging out with Shae Guvara, haven't you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah you have, Yeah you have?
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, yeah I hung out with them.
Speaker 2: Is this why you're being all, you know, resistancy right now?
Speaker 1: No? No, because I'm just you know, I'm just realizing that,
you know, I'm being mistreated. You know, I'm always the
one doing everything, you know, Chris, it's your job.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm a fair manager. I you know, I
treat you okay, right, not.
Speaker 1: Not according to everyone that I've talked to.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay. Do you think you could find better out there
in Hell?
Speaker 2: Huh yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just you know, like maybe I'll have my
own revolution.
Speaker 2: See, you know, You've got all these revolutionary ideas and
you're acting like I'm some sort of a bad guy.
What is up with you?
Speaker 1: You are a bad guy? Just for the record. Sure, yeah, So.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well hold on, I'm gonna make a
quick call on my Hell phone.
Speaker 1: Uh huh hold on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah yeah, Helen, Yeah, it's Clayton. Yeah, you
got a quick second okay, great, all right, all right,
all right, Chris, we're gonna have a guest on.
Speaker 1: We'll see how you feel by the end of it. Here,
put this on. What is this?
Speaker 2: It's it's an electric color thing. It's like it's they'll
explain it in a second. I'm you'll figure it out fast.
Speaker 1: Why why do I have to put it on? You're
not holding on?
Speaker 2: Hold still, fine, I'll put mine on you stop stop
scorming mine. Okay, all right, here we go. Okay, all right,
now I gotta boot up this sound file. It's a
crowd shearing.
Speaker 1: And you got some some music.
Speaker 2: They like to come out.
Speaker 1: They like to dance when they come out. It's they're
saying who you'll you'll.
Speaker 2: Find out soon enough, all right, introducing Helen Degenerate and
Porsche de Grassy.
Speaker 1: Oh clap, Chris, clap, class im do it?
Speaker 2: Just clap? Well, look at those dance moves. Oh that's wacky, Chris,
Chris lap, Chris Cable interested.
Speaker 4: Yeah, crazy wacky.
Speaker 5: Hey guys, Hey, you happy to be here?
Speaker 6: Yeah? You summoned us?
Speaker 2: That's right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we sure, dude, what's up?
Speaker 6: Don't don't do that?
Speaker 1: Sorry, Chris, you can't look them in the eye. What
don't look at me? Look at me? Don't look at them.
You can't look them in the eye. That's what shy not?
Why can't I look at them in the eye? All right,
give it a go, look him in the eye? Okay,
I do, all right, Yeah.
Speaker 6: That's listen, it's automatic. I don't control it. If you
look me in the eye, it will happen. You may
only look at me in my well fitted men's suit
or directly into my bolot tie, and nowhere else. That's right.
Speaker 5: You can look into my perfectly quaft hair. But that's
about it.
Speaker 6: What's what's going on here? Why did you someone else?
Speaker 2: Oh? Nothing much, ladies. You know, Chris here has been
a little out of hand. You know, he's acting like
I'm some big bad guy, And I thought i'd introduce
him to you, guys, because you have a reputation for.
Speaker 1: Your treatment of your.
Speaker 2: Of your subordinates. So we're gonna teach you crystal lesson
here in management and see what he thinks about that.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, worst worst treatment in the game. I honestly,
I'm kind of proud of this one. The New York Times, yes,
that one, actually wrote an article about how poorly I
treat my staff. It's the I mean, you've experienced the
eye contact, that's only the beginning. You should you should
you should see what I do to the people who
guess on my on my show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris, you want to you want to tango with that?
I guess Wait, I don't even who are you all exactly?
Speaker 2: Excuse me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one come.
Speaker 5: We are Hellywood power couple, couple of sin entertainment. Myself
esteemed acteur. I was on an episode of Mandal, the
Hollywood show about scandals, Oh, starring men. Uh. My name
is Borsia Degrassi, Okay, and I am married to one
of the best worst people in the world.
Speaker 6: Baby. I love you so much, Helen. I love you
so much. You always you always know how to talk
me up. Yeah. We're the two more most powerful people
in all of Hellywood. You've seen our show, You've seen
her antics U. I also had a very middling comedy
sitcom back in the nineties, but we don't talk about that.
What I really do is I appeal to the Midwestern
segment of the hell demographic. Those Midwestern moms. They love me,
they love my dancing, they love my antics. And they
really love how I just torture the souls of the innocent.
I'm so good at it. I'm just I'm a I'm
kind of a bitch, you know.
Speaker 2: But like in a sarcastic, kind of funny way. Oh no, no,
that's your thing, wacky god.
Speaker 6: No, No, I mean it seriously, and I mean it
with my whole Well, I guess I don't really have
a heart, now, do I know?
Speaker 1: That's on gone? Yeah, you have a talk show in
this entertainment industry, what do you?
Speaker 6: Yeah? So basically what I do is I take all
of Hellywood's rates stars. Sometimes I'll do fun little bits
like I'll sentence them to ten thousand years and the
fire pits and just kind of put that into the
old YouTube. Or sometimes I would just simply prank Taylor
Swift multiple times. It gets my blood going, really gets
me up in the morning. But my favorite thing to
do is to just really verbally abuse the people that
work for me. That's not even for the show, that's
just that's just what I like to do for me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's honestly, like she does it and then like
sometimes calls me in like on speakerphone, so I can
just listen to it because it just really does something
for me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's what most of our relationship is based on.
We have a we have a shared love of hatred.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like I hate a love hate hate relationship,
love of hate.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Honestly, the shocking you guys is kind of like,
come here, baby. Oh it's kind of getting me going.
Speaker 1: Oh you see that, Chris.
Speaker 2: You see how organic that love is, how they're holding
hands and how they're madly in love with each other.
That that's great stuff. That's good. Clap clap, clap, Come on, no,
clapp Chris, Chris, you're.
Speaker 6: Not going hard. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5: Honestly, one of my favorite things that Helen has ever
done was one time she brought this kid in who
you know, had had some medical issues and whatnot, and
she brought him in and his ultimate goal was to
attend Disneyland. She was like and she was like, bring
you know, bring little Kevin on. And then we had
like a live shot of Disneyland and as he was watching,
she blew the whole thing up, just.
Speaker 2: Like blew it to smithereens, just like.
Speaker 1: The TV or Disney the Park. Oh yeah, it's gone now,
just to crater.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just creator Yeah, creater Land. Actually we bought it,
so yeah, yeah, six thousand dollars a ticket to go.
Speaker 6: Very affordable if you ask me. I also, one of
my favorite things to do is what I will do
is I will take the most awful, undeserving, evil people,
usually YouTubers or TikTokers, and I'll just give them exorbitant
amounts of money instead of giving it to people who
actually neither deserve it.
Speaker 2: My favorite part is when she brings those people on
and then humanizes them. Yeah, you know, it just makes
them seem like normal people so that they can continue
to do their horrible antics.
Speaker 1: It's breaking work, Helen.
Speaker 6: I guess yeah, I do. I do great work. Thank you,
Thank you for recognizing exact Clayton, Chris, I know this.
You're not groveling enough. Is do you wanna Chris?
Speaker 2: Clap clap?
Speaker 6: Do you wanna? Do you want to do some more
of that?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna shock me?
Speaker 6: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, there you go, there you go, Chris.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's getting up, she's dancing.
Speaker 6: Oh you know, I'm gonna hit the whoa.
Speaker 1: We're doing the wave now, Chris, the way, Chris.
Speaker 6: The wave. It's easier to do the wave and you
have ten thousand volts pulsing through your body.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, it does so Like I mean, if you're
such an awful demon, then how did you end up
getting a show?
Speaker 6: So the thing is, I'm great at facades. Do you
what the facade is? Chris?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 6: Do you ever have to put on a happy face? Chris?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Actually I do working in hell, So.
Speaker 6: That's what it really is. I'm a master at manipulation,
and that's honestly what makes me so good in my listen.
I love it here. I love making people be lulled
into a false sense of security where they think I'm
a really cool, fun happening chick, and then when they
least expect it, I do the most demonic and tortuous
and evil thing that I could think of doing, and
then no one's ever gonna believe them, and then everyone
still loves me. It's honestly, it's my favorite. It's a
good shtick.
Speaker 2: Oh well, yo, yeah, that's great. Wow Chris clap, I'm clapping.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, So Clayton, I have a question. We
all know how I treat my subordinates, but what are
you doing that makes him think you're so bad. I
know that the people who work for me. On Mondays
we do the Lake of Fire. On Tuesdays it's the
cattle prod Room. Wednesdays it's back to the Lake of
Fire because now they're all raw from the cattle prod Room.
I think on Thursdays that's the I have this little
fun I call it. I call it Pandora's Box, And
basically it's a it's a little it's a little speaker
that I've hooked Pandora up to and whatever song comes on,
some sort of ironic torture treatment will be generated by
the song that plays on that Pandora station. That one's
really fun, that's really good for Thursdays, and then on
Friday it's just mostly spikes, it's mostly impaling. Yeah, So, like,
what is it that you do the Chris that that
that made him like this?
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, I mean, I gotta say I'd
never thought in a million years, maybe like two million years,
but not a million, that I would be interviewed by
the Helen Degenerate. I mean, this is this is cool
having you on my show, but you it'd be your show,
so in Borsche, great having you Powate couple.
Speaker 1: Wow, let me see. I mean, you know, I do
the standard stuff.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I put Chris up on a
wall and I you know, I'll taze him on his
various body parts.
Speaker 1: So standard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, regular pirana baths great for exfoliating.
Speaker 1: I learned that from your show. You're health tips.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I love my health tips.
Speaker 2: You know, standard stuff. He's just getting out of hand.
I don't know what to do with him.
Speaker 6: Oh oh my, you know what once a year. Uh,
it's a little it's a little holiday treat that I
like to do. What I like to do is uh
do you know about the Everlasting Pit?
Speaker 5: I love the Everlasting.
Speaker 1: Tell me more?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, babe, oh babe. Remember when we went to
the Everlasting Pit a couple of years ago. It was
so nice.
Speaker 5: It was like one of the best vacations we've ever taken.
Speaker 6: It truly was.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 6: Here's the thing about the Everlasting Listen to that audience,
They're just precious moment, baby baby, I love you so much.
Speaker 7: Chris Coke, go off, Chris, no, no, no, no, shock him,
shock him wrong?
Speaker 1: Afe, yeah, yeah, wrong, But never Ending Pit.
Speaker 6: You were saying, sorry, Yeah, So the thing about the
never Ending Pit is honestly your brother. I'm surprised you
don't know about this, Clayton. Your brother did install it
for me for my eight hundred and ninety seventh rotation.
But basically, what it is, it's this pit in the
center of hell, and when you drop someone in it,
it creates a liminal space where time exists but also
doesn't exist. So imagine the sensory deprivation chamber, but for falling.
And although it's called the limitless pit, it does have
a bottom, but you don't know when it ends, so
you get that, you get that little rush. It's like, hey,
have I been falling for twenty seconds, five minutes, eighty
seven years. I don't know, but at some point I'm
going to hit that spiky, spiky bottom.
Speaker 1: You know WHOA Chris. I think we should take a visit.
That sounds great.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if you guys want to recindole your subordinate superior
relationship and you want him to, you know, respect you again,
I cannot recommend the pit enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, that's great. I'm gonna write that down.
Speaker 6: That's that's actually how we got a DJ twitch into line.
Oh yeah, yeah, he's the one who's actually been shocking
you this whole time. Chris, Right, he's great, Yeah, he
feels zero remorse. Now it's great.
Speaker 5: And then you need to tell the story of how
like we acquired DJ twitch. So basically, one of the
great things that Helen does with her torture tactics, so Clayton,
you might want to write this down, is she's actually
very particular about the temperature of her drinks, and like
hot lattes, she desires them to be at six hundred
and sixty six degrees.
Speaker 6: It's a perfect temperature. It makes the phone, it really
makes the phone absolutely.
Speaker 5: What this evil genius did one time is that she
had like a line of ten assistants get together and
was like, okay, you all have to go and get
the lattes, and I want them at six hundred and
sixty six degrees. And so she sent them off and
then as they were coming back, she made them wait
in line so that no matter what, anytime anyone presented,
they would always be below the degrees. And then she
just throw it in their face.
Speaker 2: Whoa, it's so a pipe in like six hundred degrees
at that point, yes, oh yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, oh it was fully sixty four degrees,
but it's about the principle of the thing. And then
afterwards I threw them in the pit. Oh I think
they're still Oh, I think they're still in there. Actually,
oh wow, Actually yeah, Twitch is the only one who
made it up.
Speaker 4: Hey, Chris, I do love that Nicki Minaj Starships were
meant to fly.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah that song because vern hell and it's only
public domain. But thanks. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How often do you make people watch you dance? Oh?
Speaker 6: Constantly. I've never not made people watch me dance. I
don't why would I do anything else? It's listen. The
thing is I explained this to you. If you weren't listening,
Chris Twitch, I was listening. So the thing about that
is you have to get people to trust you. I
told you it's a facade. We're tricking these idiots, and
dancing vulnerably and poorly is the best way to get
the weak minded to fall in love with you.
Speaker 1: When I when I was on Earth, I dance poorly
every time, and no one fell in love with me. Ever,
not even the weak minded or the good minded.
Speaker 6: Did you do it in front of cameras, in front
of millions of probably Americans. I don't strolling audience members
and captivated audience five days a week at four pm
on a middling public access television network. I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, there was less Midwest Housewives and more middle
school prom.
Speaker 6: Oh, well that's your problem, Like as an adult, that's weird.
Speaker 1: I didn't dance at the prom as an adult.
Speaker 8: Yeah, don't correct me, Sorry, baby baby Portill loves it
when I dance.
Speaker 6: Oh man, I just I just can't get enough of dancing.
But boy does it it really tires to be out?
Speaker 2: So what what's? What else has been going on? Helen
and Borscha? Like, what what else do you guys up
to these days? Aside from the show and you know,
torturing subordinates?
Speaker 6: Hold that, hold that thought. It's uh, the lighting here
is just not working for me. Uh it's listen, I
like it. I like it. It's cavernous, it's dark, it's stingy.
But what if we just I'm just gonna I'm just
gonna bring my set in real quick.
Speaker 2: Oh uh yeah, I mean this is my set, is
my my my studio.
Speaker 1: But no, okay, all right, yep, go for it, go nuts.
Speaker 6: This is my set now time as you can see.
This is my plush chair that I love to sit in,
and this is Hey, you guys are being interviewed. Why
don't you Okay okay, and my beautiful wife Borsha, Yes,
we'll sit on my lap absolutely, okay.
Speaker 1: What is that plush chair? Beto?
Speaker 6: Oh so you're gonna you're gonna love this. Uh have
you ever seen the movie one hundred and one Dalmatians? Yeah,
well that cheer is made of hundred and one babies
that I stole from their mother's. Oh yeah, is it
so curious? Yeah that's why. Yeah, that's why it's so solid.
This is baby this is baby skin, baby skin. Yeah,
it wasn't that hard. The the couch in the back
room is made of the mothers.
Speaker 2: Wow, the green room.
Speaker 5: Couch Yeah yeah, they're from all the audience members that
we deemed they're too ugly.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Oh yeah. I have one rule. It's no uggles
in the audience. It kills the vibe and I don't
want them to witness me dancing.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no grannies.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The rules that I've heard. The rules okay, all right.
Speaker 6: Also, it's subjective, you might think, you know, but hey,
I make my own rules.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you sure, do Helen. Huh uh oh, I noticed
you have this nice coffee table.
Speaker 1: I wonder what material this is made up.
Speaker 2: There's a person there shot me.
Speaker 6: I got you. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Segments.
Speaker 6: Everybody loves the pre hey baby dances. Everybody loves the
prank seer.
Speaker 2: Well you know, I've seen you do that about a
hundred times and it's just never gets old.
Speaker 6: Huh No, it doesn't. Hey baby, watch this. I'm gonna
I'm gonna schalck both of them in the sun.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, please please don't talk about.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. I just I love it. Someone bit so.
Speaker 6: You did you record that? Since it to Satan?
Speaker 2: Okay, I can.
Speaker 6: He's gonna love that. He's gonna love that.
Speaker 1: He's gonna love that.
Speaker 6: That guy so like that. No, that's a that's a
cool guy. You should you should be more like him.
He's just like he's so confident. He just like knows
what he wants, you know. Yeah, like if I wasn't married,
it might be the full wi fi.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean to be honest telling I mean,
you're kind of poking into my personal life a little bit,
and you know that's not something I'm comfortable talking about
on air, So if we could kind of steer away
from that conversation.
Speaker 5: Well, Clayton, I know your notoriety is pretty big here,
but we can definitely help to make it bigger if
you want to come and be like a regular on
the show. The only thing is, I mean, we do
put our guests under contract, so like, if you do
make it bigger than you are, then we will be
taking a portion of your earnings. How do you feel
about that? Yeah, yeah, it's it's honestly industry standard.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Wow, you'll be fun. You'll be making so much
money you won't even.
Speaker 1: Know this, right, but none of it goes to him? Hey, okay, yeah, no,
it's a good idea.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you number one show in Hollywood. Hey, whether it's
going to do numbers like this? Where is she gonna go?
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, where you gonna go?
Speaker 6: What are you gonna do? We're gonna keep doing your
your little pod cast. People even see you. How are
they supposed to know you're dancing? I've done all this dancing.
No one even gets to see it.
Speaker 2: Speaking of dancing, get.
Speaker 6: Up and dance.
Speaker 2: That's quirky, that's crazy. Look at her?
Speaker 6: Go wow, wait, I have to do the I'm hanging
over the seat back down?
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, as she stood up on the furniture. Shouldn't
do that? Put the skate on the count.
Speaker 6: Did you like the part where I danced over the
table to get to the chair, because that's my I
really like that move, and I think it's signature.
Speaker 1: You get hoof marks all over the baby skin. It's okay, right,
So I guess. I mean, you guys are big celebrities.
I mean, have you ever had any other confrontations with
other big celebrities or people in history? I don't know,
you haven't gotten along.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Helen's getting up in age, as we both are.
Speaker 2: That's not something we ever want to talk about.
Speaker 5: But there was one time that Helen was on her
phone and realized that, like the font of her phone
was just way too small, way too small.
Speaker 2: So she called up.
Speaker 5: Of course, she called up Steve Jobs, because that's what
you do when things aren't working out, you go straight
to the source. And he refused to make the font
bigger for her.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, what ended up happening?
Speaker 5: You know what happened to Steve Jobs?
Speaker 6: You know what happened to Jobs?
Speaker 1: You did that?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I did that those dance break.
Speaker 1: She's literally dancing over the grave of Steve Jobs right now.
Speaker 2: I don't know where that was.
Speaker 1: Where did that come from? I don't know. Awful, It's terrible, horrible, horrible.
Speaker 2: Why am I still here?
Speaker 6: Ha ha?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: We have fun?
Speaker 2: We sure do, We sure do, Helen, we do have fun.
Speaker 6: Speaking of baby baby Borscha. Yes, you know, you know.
I love you so much, Clayton. Do you have any
any anyone in your life that you love? I mean
Chris obviously, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're shocking Chris.
Speaker 2: I've had some flings in the past, but you know,
nothing's really coming to mind right now.
Speaker 6: Oh that's that's interesting. I have your health phone here,
and I think we have a little fun. How did
you get that from me? I didn't even I didn't
give it. It fell out of your pocket when you
were convulsing during the ad.
Speaker 2: Break and you danced over and you grabbed it off
the floor.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I danced so yes, it was all It was
all a facade. They told you everything I do is manipulation.
What's the what's the password on this thing?
Speaker 2: That's an extreme violation in my privacy. I refuse to
tell you that.
Speaker 6: One two three four, nope, okay, six good six six
oh six six six x you that's that's original. Did
you get that? Did you get that from your brother?
Speaker 1: Talk about it?
Speaker 6: Let's see.
Speaker 5: You don't have to get it through through I don't know,
just go through his I don't know. Listen, we're actually
really great matchmakers. We are very very well entwined with
like the Hellywood elite, and I think we can really
get you a good match. But like if we just
go through your messages real quick and just kind of go.
Speaker 6: Through, do not answer, who's that? Do not answer? That's
a four. That's a fun name.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's enough of that.
Speaker 2: You can give that back.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna this, do not answer she sounds like fun.
I'm gonna text her, Hey, you up in thinking about you?
Smiley face heart emoji, don't do that, egg plant emoji,
egg plant emoji, egg plant emoji, devil emoji, please stop, no,
not that word emoji. And then the cat covering its
mouth and then the monkey covering its eyes. Okay, that's
and then I'm gonna throw in I don't know what
that seems like a Nordic flag.
Speaker 2: Nordic flag, Helen check his pictures. Maybe he has a
picture we can throw in.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so I sent the message thank you pictures
to see Okay, Chris in the cage, Christ in the cage,
Christ in the cage, Christ in a cage.
Speaker 2: You look good in that one.
Speaker 1: That's a good that's a that's a good picture.
Speaker 2: I really good in that one.
Speaker 6: This is a lot of pictures of Chris and the cage.
Speaker 1: I don't do much else, you know.
Speaker 6: It is oh, oh there's the pitchfork and send and
when they send it to your mom too.
Speaker 3: Don't don't don't don't send that to Lucy want that's.
Speaker 6: Your brother, all right? So yeah, I'm having fun. This
has been a great show. Hey, audience, hasn't this been
a great showy.
Speaker 2: Enough?
Speaker 6: You know it will help with them a little bit
of shocks Clayton.
Speaker 4: You feel hurt so much like Clayton.
Speaker 1: It's just it's your best just to take it.
Speaker 6: Okay, back to the chair, there you go.
Speaker 2: Oh you just moon walked on my testicles?
Speaker 6: Out I did? I did you know? I? I I
taught him that. I taught Michael the moonwalk. Actually we
made the deal so he could do that.
Speaker 1: Well, it's great, cool.
Speaker 5: Well, Chris, you're I don't know, like you've been. You've
been doing really well with us, Like I there pictures
of you in the cage like kind of hot, kind
of fits our vibe. I think you take a shock
really really well. So I don't know, do you want
to I mean, we have position ins open up because
we fired most of our staff and then half.
Speaker 6: Of them left, and by that she means we put
them in the fire and then we have the other half.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, absolutely, I thought that was implied.
Speaker 6: So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean maybe you can get you like an intern position,
like a PA position.
Speaker 2: So he's not up for grabs.
Speaker 6: I think, yeah for her once, let Chris talk, Okay,
can I speak for myself?
Speaker 1: Is that okay?
Speaker 2: Go for it?
Speaker 1: Okay. It sounds like a huge honor, but you know,
I just have to say that I couldn't do it
without finishing up my previous commitments. So I'm gonna unfortunately
have to.
Speaker 2: Wrong answer, wrong answer, wrong answer.
Speaker 6: You know what, this was a great opportunity for you.
Looks like you blew it. Uh No, I'm just gonna
hate twitch. Can you turn it up to maximum and
just let it run while I do the outro.
Speaker 1: Twitch.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's it for the show. Me and gonna
go blow up an orphanage because we need some more seats.
Speaker 2: I think I think they left. I think they're gone. Okay, Chris, Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm okay.
Speaker 2: See that's yeah.
Speaker 1: I could be that bad all right.
Speaker 2: That could be your life.
Speaker 1: I just missed being tortured by you know. Yeah, So
be sure to when you're wherever you're listening to this,
hit the little thing on the app. There's a little lipsies.
Click that and it'll take you to share and then
share it out onto into the world social media, to
you know, spread the bad word of of Clayton, you know,
because man, give it out for Clayton. I just get
I'm gonna I'm gonna dance for Clayton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hell Clayton. Oh that audience is still here, Thanks guys.
I guess I'll do a little dance.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, all right, hell Clayton.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, thanks for listening to another episode of Good
Morning from Hell. I want to thank Caleb Milton and
Mary El Salcedo for joining us. Guys, Thanks for swinging by.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much for having us. That was delightfully
so much fun.
Speaker 6: It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: I wonder who we were parodying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll never know. You'll never be able to get
my ocs.
Speaker 1: So y'all have a brand new podcast, Yes, that is
really really fun that also kind of plays off the
well y'all just describe it, because it'll be better than.
Speaker 6: If it's like half improv half like just us like
dicking around. Like the way I describe it like to
I guess I could to your fans is like this
podcast plus just like an RT podcast type thing. We're
just like talking about stuff.
Speaker 1: And what is it called.
Speaker 6: It's called No Dumb Answers with Mark and Brad. Basically
the premise is that I'm the producer of this long
running podcast called No Dumb Answers to the Mark and Brad.
But uh, the dude, the guys who do the podcast,
they're just not showing up to studio to record. Uh,
So I the producer have to just grab people from
around the studio to do an episode, to like fill
in for them, and we do a lot of We
do a lot of good gags. We got some some
some some ongoing jokes. My favorite bit that we do
is we have them leave a voicemail at some point
during the show explaining why they're not there for whatever
ridiculous reason, like one time they got stuck in a bunker.
I think they got stuck in at the at the
Mexican border because they were trying to smuggle drugs back
in in the first episode. Uh, but yeah, it's a
it's really fun, it's really good. Mariio plays an audio engineer.
She's got a fun soundboard that we're gonna play with eventually.
But yeah, it's it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great times.
Speaker 1: I like it because it's a it's like almost too true,
but also but also it's like it's so if you
if you like Good Morning from Hell, obviously this is
like improvised, half improvised, half planned comedy show and that's
very similar to what y'all do. So I think people
who like this show should absolutely go check it out.
Thanks guys, you just want search search for.
Speaker 6: With Mark and Brad. It's anywhere you can find podcasts.
I give it a listen, give it a download, give
it a good comment on iTunes. Because two people were mean,
it wasn't even like it wasn't even like good. It
wasn't even like good, mean, it was literally just like
what is this? And then and then one star no comment,
Like they didn't even leave a comment. I was like, well,
at least like me created say something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's that's sort of prompt for our listeners
this week is go flood no dumb answers with positivity
and good vibes because we love Kayla and we love
Maryel and we appreciate them.
Speaker 6: Or okay, or leave a five star comment and say
something mean if you want to. But the five stars
is the most important part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, just a numbers game, so we just
need the they just need the five stars.
Speaker 1: You can say whatever you want, I mean, not whatever
you want, but.
Speaker 6: Mostly whatever you want. Nothing nothing Helen's shocky for right, Yeah,
nothing thrown into the pit.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, thank y'all so much for coming on.
Everyone listening, go check out their new show. Thank y'all
both for coming on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for having us guys.
Speaker 6: Yeah dude, thanks for having us.
Speaker 1: Bye byeus.