WEBVTT 1 00:00:16.920 --> 00:00:20.879 Hey bunkies, Hey batties, we have an exciting announcement. We 2 00:00:21.039 --> 00:00:25.039 are doing a meetup at Bravo Con on the Saturday 3 00:00:25.160 --> 00:00:28.559 at six pm at the hard Rock Cafe, right before 4 00:00:28.920 --> 00:00:30.519 Amy Phillips Cabaret Show. 5 00:00:30.559 --> 00:00:33.359 And it's gonna be a blessed you guys. 6 00:00:33.399 --> 00:00:36.679 Amy Phillips Cabaret Show is so fun. And the show 7 00:00:36.880 --> 00:00:39.479 starts at eight and our meetup is gonna start at six, 8 00:00:39.799 --> 00:00:41.679 So you're gonna come to our meetup. You're gonna have 9 00:00:41.719 --> 00:00:44.280 a few cocktails, you're gonna have the best time. Then 10 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:47.079 you're gonna go over to Amy show free. It's free, 11 00:00:47.119 --> 00:00:47.759 free to come. 12 00:00:47.920 --> 00:00:50.079 That I mean, it's free to come. We have a 13 00:00:50.119 --> 00:00:53.679 Bravo playlist so you can dance to your heart's content, 14 00:00:53.920 --> 00:00:57.600 to the smooth sounds of Erica, Jane and so much more. 15 00:00:57.719 --> 00:01:01.079 Come talk with me and Mary Payne about your experiences 16 00:01:01.119 --> 00:01:02.920 that weekend and Bravo in general. 17 00:01:03.679 --> 00:01:06.760 Yes, present your Caber Amy ticket at the hard Rock 18 00:01:06.799 --> 00:01:08.959 and you're going to get twenty percent discount on food. 19 00:01:09.040 --> 00:01:11.280 So go over there, grab some food, get your twenty 20 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:13.719 percent discount. You're there for free. If you get to 21 00:01:13.760 --> 00:01:15.879 talk to me, you get to talk to Ryan and 22 00:01:15.920 --> 00:01:17.760 maybe there'll be some other people there you want. 23 00:01:17.599 --> 00:01:18.040 To meet too. 24 00:01:18.599 --> 00:01:24.000 It's all happening Saturday, six pm, Bravo con hard Rock, 25 00:01:24.439 --> 00:01:26.159 Come meet me in Mary Payne. 26 00:01:26.519 --> 00:01:29.120 Yes, and the ticket link is below. And again the 27 00:01:29.120 --> 00:01:31.040 tickets are free, but you just have to click the 28 00:01:31.079 --> 00:01:32.879 link to let us know you're coming so we can 29 00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:35.439 get a good headcount. I'm excited, Ryan, I'm very excited. 30 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:36.040 You. 31 00:01:36.239 --> 00:01:37.879 I'm very excited. Are you kidding me? 32 00:01:38.359 --> 00:01:38.599 Yeah? 33 00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:39.400 What are you gonna wear? 34 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:40.239 Uh? 35 00:01:40.519 --> 00:01:41.040 Maybe this? 36 00:01:41.879 --> 00:01:42.359 I don't know. 37 00:01:42.519 --> 00:01:45.280 This is a great pestiche but I think I might 38 00:01:45.319 --> 00:01:48.079 have something special I'm wearing as well, So come and 39 00:01:48.159 --> 00:01:50.319 find out what tomfoolery I'm up to. 40 00:01:50.680 --> 00:01:52.480 That's right, that's right. I'm just going to be in 41 00:01:52.480 --> 00:02:01.159 the sparkly dress. Okay, see you there. Hey, everybody, welcome 42 00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:06.439 to Pink Shade. It's mugshot Monday. All right, guys, Keisha, 43 00:02:06.799 --> 00:02:09.400 Sixty days in, we're still feeling good about it. 44 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:13.199 Yeah, Like I would actually watch it if we were 45 00:02:13.199 --> 00:02:15.599 not recording about it, if we weren't recapping. 46 00:02:16.280 --> 00:02:20.039 Okay, that's a true testament that you really like it. 47 00:02:20.800 --> 00:02:24.120 Yeah, and thank you guys for sending such positive feedback. 48 00:02:24.159 --> 00:02:27.000 I've been getting lots of messages about people who are 49 00:02:27.039 --> 00:02:29.800 really enjoying the recap, and some people are like, I 50 00:02:29.800 --> 00:02:31.919 don't like the show, but I like the recap, so. 51 00:02:33.439 --> 00:02:35.479 I didn't get it. Yeah, I got a couple of messages. 52 00:02:35.520 --> 00:02:37.319 It's like I would never have watched this, and then 53 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:38.960 I kind of refuse to watch it. But then you 54 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:40.639 guys are making it funny, so I'm gonna watch. 55 00:02:40.680 --> 00:02:44.840 It's like, okay, great, great, It's part of our lever charm. 56 00:02:44.879 --> 00:02:48.400 We just can make any situation funny. I just can't. 57 00:02:49.159 --> 00:02:50.280 Did you have a nice birthday? 58 00:02:51.840 --> 00:02:52.360 I did? 59 00:02:52.840 --> 00:02:57.560 I did. We did a ghost tour pulk crawl this weekend. 60 00:02:57.919 --> 00:03:00.159 Okay, that's then right up your alley. 61 00:03:00.800 --> 00:03:04.240 Yes it was. And then last night, for my actual birthday, 62 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:06.120 we didn't do anything. But last night we went to 63 00:03:06.199 --> 00:03:08.719 this really really really nice restaurant with one of my 64 00:03:08.759 --> 00:03:11.319 friends his birthdays like a couple of days before mine, 65 00:03:11.599 --> 00:03:13.599 that we have been wanting to go to for so long. 66 00:03:13.639 --> 00:03:15.280 So we did that. We had such a good time. 67 00:03:15.360 --> 00:03:17.719 It was simple but sweet. 68 00:03:18.120 --> 00:03:21.879 Okay that about you, Uh, same idea. I just went 69 00:03:21.919 --> 00:03:24.120 to dinner with some friends and then went to dinner 70 00:03:24.120 --> 00:03:28.479 with some girlfriends as well, and that was really it, 71 00:03:28.599 --> 00:03:30.479 you know, and that's fine. I went and got a 72 00:03:30.479 --> 00:03:32.639 massage and my daughter paid for it. 73 00:03:32.719 --> 00:03:34.520 That was my gift. Nice. Nice. 74 00:03:34.719 --> 00:03:36.240 She handed me her card. It was like, I didn't 75 00:03:36.240 --> 00:03:39.919 get you a present, just pay for your I was like, okay. 76 00:03:39.879 --> 00:03:41.960 Okay, that's what my mom did too. She's like, go 77 00:03:42.039 --> 00:03:44.800 get your all lash she's done. I'm like, okay, I mean, 78 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:49.439 you know, okay, she goes. I didn't, well did she. 79 00:03:49.439 --> 00:03:51.840 She did go shopping for me, but she shopped for 80 00:03:51.919 --> 00:03:55.879 me for myla. So Mala's like, happy birthday, kikey. And 81 00:03:55.919 --> 00:03:59.680 it's cut its fair of pajamas. I love pajamas so much, so, 82 00:04:01.039 --> 00:04:03.560 oh man, it's just something about pajamas and good ones. 83 00:04:05.159 --> 00:04:07.520 I'm in pajama bottoms right now. I'm just doing a 84 00:04:07.520 --> 00:04:08.319 all right shirt. 85 00:04:09.639 --> 00:04:11.199 I'm gonna dressed today. 86 00:04:11.560 --> 00:04:13.479 He sure doesn't look any different than the pajamas, would. 87 00:04:13.680 --> 00:04:15.879 I know, you've got things to do today. I am 88 00:04:15.879 --> 00:04:18.439 going to be sung at this desk recording a lot today. 89 00:04:18.560 --> 00:04:21.839 So at some point I'll leave the house, maybe to 90 00:04:21.879 --> 00:04:23.519 go pick up the groceries, come back home. I've become 91 00:04:23.519 --> 00:04:28.600 a real homebody. I mean, and I don't like. 92 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:33.680 Well, you know, I don't mind being a homebody, but 93 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:35.480 then I get that itch and I gotta get out. 94 00:04:35.519 --> 00:04:39.279 And once once I go out, it is like days 95 00:04:39.279 --> 00:04:41.120 and days and days and days and days of going 96 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:42.920 out until I finally crash. 97 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:45.879 I know, I know I need too much. That's what's 98 00:04:45.920 --> 00:04:47.399 gonna happen to me. When we go to La and 99 00:04:47.439 --> 00:04:48.800 Brah Bakhn. I'm gonna be like. 100 00:04:50.560 --> 00:04:50.959 Day two. 101 00:04:50.959 --> 00:04:52.439 I'll be like, I hate this, I hate fake guys. 102 00:04:52.439 --> 00:04:54.240 I gotta get out. I mean, you know, immediately I'll 103 00:04:54.240 --> 00:04:57.120 start talking about how about I hate it, So you 104 00:04:57.120 --> 00:05:00.920 know that'll be fun for the listeners. Okay, okay, everybody, 105 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:04.040 let's talk about this show now. I told you guys, 106 00:05:04.079 --> 00:05:07.160 I got the lip flip, and it's an effect. So 107 00:05:07.240 --> 00:05:09.639 my toplip is like numb. So when I go in 108 00:05:09.680 --> 00:05:11.519 to like rinse my teeth in the bathroom, all the 109 00:05:11.519 --> 00:05:14.600 water sports out because I have no roll over it. 110 00:05:14.600 --> 00:05:17.120 It'll take it'll take. 111 00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:17.759 A little time. 112 00:05:18.879 --> 00:05:21.240 But if you see me on video and I'm licking 113 00:05:21.399 --> 00:05:23.920 my top lip or licking my teeth is because it 114 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:27.759 feels very strange, it will it will settle down. But 115 00:05:27.839 --> 00:05:29.600 also if you see me drink something and you see 116 00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:31.920 it dribble all over it, just don't draw it. 117 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:34.519 You know what's going on. You know, I wish I 118 00:05:34.519 --> 00:05:37.399 could just dissolve some of my lip and just send 119 00:05:37.480 --> 00:05:39.160 you in so you can have it forever and you 120 00:05:39.160 --> 00:05:41.279 don't have to keep getting these lip flips. I know. 121 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:43.240 I know at some point I won't care. I haven't 122 00:05:43.240 --> 00:05:45.439 had lip flip in a long time, like a year, 123 00:05:45.519 --> 00:05:47.720 or at least a year, maybe year and a half 124 00:05:48.680 --> 00:05:50.879 because it hurts. So I check it out and I 125 00:05:50.920 --> 00:05:52.800 don't do it, but I do like it when I 126 00:05:52.839 --> 00:05:55.439 do it because I'm going you know, I got such 127 00:05:55.480 --> 00:05:56.680 a big week coming up. 128 00:05:56.720 --> 00:05:59.000 I thought, well, let me try to look my best. 129 00:05:58.759 --> 00:05:59.839 You know, for a week, and then I can go 130 00:06:00.279 --> 00:06:06.519 being the inside cat that I am. Okay, yeah, okay, 131 00:06:06.920 --> 00:06:11.639 Season four, Episode three, pieste Off. Now, okay, as I 132 00:06:11.680 --> 00:06:13.800 was telling you this before we started, I said, this 133 00:06:13.879 --> 00:06:16.279 has double meaning, and you're like, everybody's pissed off, and 134 00:06:16.279 --> 00:06:17.920 then you're you must have remembered. 135 00:06:17.560 --> 00:06:20.759 Then I just I literally when you just reset it again, 136 00:06:21.079 --> 00:06:24.399 when you just said it again, I remembered. I was like, oh, yeah, 137 00:06:24.439 --> 00:06:25.519 it has to do with that one. 138 00:06:25.399 --> 00:06:31.040 Part ew Okay, So we're gonna start with Nate, Alan 139 00:06:31.120 --> 00:06:34.519 and Andrew and the five hundred. Now we start off 140 00:06:34.560 --> 00:06:39.560 with Poncho, who is Alan's roommate, had a shank that 141 00:06:39.600 --> 00:06:42.680 he made during the whole Nate versus Carl situation, and 142 00:06:42.920 --> 00:06:45.040 Alan is like, I don't know if I'm he's gonna 143 00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:47.040 shank me in my sleep, you know, I'm like, why. 144 00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:50.360 Would he do that? Like, well, this is I don't 145 00:06:50.399 --> 00:06:53.319 know if there's like a lack of red meat. I'm 146 00:06:53.360 --> 00:06:58.839 sure there is, but Alan is looking super anemic. I 147 00:06:58.879 --> 00:07:03.560 mean he is almost pale, Like this is please get 148 00:07:03.560 --> 00:07:07.439 that boy some some steak fingers or something like that, 149 00:07:07.519 --> 00:07:08.800 because he's looking. 150 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:10.879 He looks terrible. He needs to go stand out in 151 00:07:10.920 --> 00:07:11.519 the sunshine. 152 00:07:12.959 --> 00:07:15.240 He's afraid to get. Here's my thing. If you're afraid 153 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:16.879 that your roommate is kind of shanky, watch you go 154 00:07:16.959 --> 00:07:19.519 spend a little bit of time on the yard. I know. 155 00:07:19.600 --> 00:07:20.959 And I don't know if they're just allowed to go 156 00:07:21.000 --> 00:07:21.959 out in the yard. 157 00:07:22.839 --> 00:07:25.720 Because they're not in prison. This is just jail. 158 00:07:26.319 --> 00:07:30.360 Yeah right, that's right, because I can't saying it's prison, 159 00:07:30.480 --> 00:07:32.199 but it's just it's just a jill. 160 00:07:33.079 --> 00:07:35.920 But sometimes you can be in jail for years, you know. 161 00:07:36.079 --> 00:07:38.800 And I heard that fucking sucks. 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And the Dark 201 00:09:39.240 --> 00:09:42.000 Team is like flip in everybody. They're flipping everything, They're 202 00:09:42.039 --> 00:09:45.879 looking all over and Alan is like, God, I hope 203 00:09:45.919 --> 00:09:47.759 the team finds the shank and removes it. 204 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:50.720 I know. I'm like, how did they find out about 205 00:09:50.759 --> 00:09:54.399 the shank? Did Alan send and Owl perhaps let them 206 00:09:54.480 --> 00:09:57.759 know that could possibly be a shank in room? What 207 00:09:57.919 --> 00:09:59.440 is the five oh two? 208 00:10:00.279 --> 00:10:04.279 But they didn't find it? But it was there, but 209 00:10:04.320 --> 00:10:05.080 they didn't find it. 210 00:10:06.080 --> 00:10:08.919 I don't think they I think they just go in 211 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:11.799 there and just tear shit up. They don't really look 212 00:10:11.840 --> 00:10:14.679 for anything. I mean, because where was it? 213 00:10:15.519 --> 00:10:17.679 Where was it? It was a bunch of plastic, so 214 00:10:17.759 --> 00:10:19.799 it was flat. I don't know if he could figure 215 00:10:19.799 --> 00:10:21.440 out a way to like slide it behind the desk. 216 00:10:21.559 --> 00:10:24.399 But I mean, surely they know all the hiding places. 217 00:10:24.919 --> 00:10:27.600 Well I'm sorry, but a shake just isn't a thing 218 00:10:27.639 --> 00:10:29.559 you can hide in between your book cheeks either. 219 00:10:30.000 --> 00:10:33.360 No, that's what I was thinking. You you can't stick 220 00:10:33.399 --> 00:10:38.360 it up there. Because but Alan says, I worry if 221 00:10:38.360 --> 00:10:42.000 they find the shank in my cell, then I'll go 222 00:10:42.039 --> 00:10:43.759 to jail for real, because they don't you know that 223 00:10:43.879 --> 00:10:46.279 think it's mine. So, because you know Poncho, I blame 224 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:46.759 it on him. 225 00:10:46.919 --> 00:10:48.879 So in a heartbeat. 226 00:10:49.080 --> 00:10:53.120 Yeah, he's like white kid. The talking head the colonel 227 00:10:53.159 --> 00:10:57.080 says the officers were not able to find any weapons 228 00:10:57.159 --> 00:10:59.399 and all the rooms were just trash, and so they're 229 00:10:59.399 --> 00:11:01.639 all like, oh, you did this to my room, and 230 00:11:01.720 --> 00:11:05.000 Alan said it was stressful, but I didn't mention the 231 00:11:05.000 --> 00:11:06.559 shank da Pancho, like I didn't mention. 232 00:11:06.440 --> 00:11:06.759 It, you know. 233 00:11:07.440 --> 00:11:14.000 So then we see Alan questioning Andrew again again. Yeah 234 00:11:14.080 --> 00:11:17.399 he's out there again, and the talking head Alan goes, yeah, 235 00:11:17.440 --> 00:11:20.080 I am suspicious, and I'm trying to figure out if 236 00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:23.120 he and I are in here for the same reason before. 237 00:11:23.159 --> 00:11:25.840 Andrew has like no clue what the guy is trying 238 00:11:25.879 --> 00:11:27.720 to do. You know how the girls kind of picked 239 00:11:27.799 --> 00:11:30.279 up on what they were doing when they were sitting. 240 00:11:30.559 --> 00:11:33.120 Andrew's just so oblivious. 241 00:11:32.639 --> 00:11:35.320 You know, he's just But does Andrew know that other 242 00:11:35.360 --> 00:11:36.879 people are in there or he was he just so 243 00:11:36.919 --> 00:11:38.639 focused on being in there with his dad that he 244 00:11:38.679 --> 00:11:40.559 didn't think like other people could be in there. 245 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:44.000 I think that Andrew did not read the contract at all. 246 00:11:44.879 --> 00:11:47.799 He just went with whatever his dad, who secretly hates 247 00:11:47.840 --> 00:11:51.600 some Uh. Yeah, yeah, I don't think he knows. He's 248 00:11:51.600 --> 00:11:52.320 not mentioned it. 249 00:11:52.519 --> 00:11:54.519 I don't think he realizes that somebody else could be 250 00:11:54.559 --> 00:11:57.879 in there, and so talking head Andrew goes that guy 251 00:11:57.960 --> 00:12:01.120 Alan asked a lot of questions. But but now, like 252 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:03.840 I think, maybe you know, we figured each other out, 253 00:12:04.679 --> 00:12:07.120 talking toad, Nate goes, okay, I can tell these are 254 00:12:07.159 --> 00:12:10.600 the new guys, like Nate goes it, if you're not 255 00:12:10.639 --> 00:12:13.440 from Atlanta, then you're definitely in the sixty day program. 256 00:12:13.559 --> 00:12:15.919 And they are green, and I think they're in for 257 00:12:15.960 --> 00:12:19.919 a treat soon. But I'm keeping my eye out for them. 258 00:12:19.080 --> 00:12:24.080 I'm glad that Nate has picked up on that they 259 00:12:24.120 --> 00:12:26.519 are in the program because they both need a little 260 00:12:26.559 --> 00:12:29.559 bit of help. They need help. They're not thriving like 261 00:12:29.600 --> 00:12:30.759 Stephanie's thriving. 262 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:32.559 They're not like Nate. 263 00:12:32.799 --> 00:12:36.600 Yeah, oh yeah, Look, I think at some point a 264 00:12:36.679 --> 00:12:40.200 and he said, look, Nate, you've done five hundred and 265 00:12:40.240 --> 00:12:45.639 twenty five days. I think you might need to go home. 266 00:12:47.000 --> 00:12:49.519 Nate's like Theate's like, but when I'm here, I'm a 267 00:12:49.519 --> 00:12:51.919 big fish in a small pond and everybody respects him. 268 00:12:52.000 --> 00:12:56.960 I gotta go home. So Andrew goes to log into 269 00:12:56.960 --> 00:12:59.000 his commissary. They have those things on the wall where 270 00:12:59.000 --> 00:13:02.879 they can and he notices twenty seven dollars is missing, 271 00:13:03.759 --> 00:13:05.559 and he goes, and I see that it was missing 272 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:08.039 around the time that I logged in with my pen 273 00:13:08.080 --> 00:13:11.840 for the first time. So now I'm realizing somebody like 274 00:13:11.919 --> 00:13:14.679 behind his back, like watched and got his pin number. 275 00:13:15.279 --> 00:13:17.879 So he goes, so I'm going into detective mode. So, 276 00:13:18.159 --> 00:13:21.320 oh god, he goes, I felt I feel taken advantage of. 277 00:13:21.799 --> 00:13:24.799 So he's going around going, hey, somebody took my pin number. 278 00:13:26.240 --> 00:13:28.000 Hey did you know somebody took my pin number? 279 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:28.679 Hey? 280 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:30.600 Have you ever heard of somebody's taking a pin number? 281 00:13:30.679 --> 00:13:33.120 He is telling everybody. 282 00:13:32.440 --> 00:13:35.039 Everybody, and I was surprised. Wanted a guys saying say, no, 283 00:13:35.200 --> 00:13:37.279 what's your PIN number. I'll see what I can find 284 00:13:37.320 --> 00:13:41.879 out for you, because he would have totally have fallen 285 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:42.279 for that. 286 00:13:42.840 --> 00:13:46.879 You're right, You're right, and nobody everybody's like, I don't 287 00:13:46.919 --> 00:13:48.639 know how that would happen, but yeah, people look over 288 00:13:48.679 --> 00:13:50.639 your shoulder, like, yeah, you got to like cover that shit. 289 00:13:50.759 --> 00:13:53.559 You know you're in prison. You're in jail, boy, like come. 290 00:13:53.480 --> 00:13:57.879 On, and so, uh, talking head Nate goes, oh my god, 291 00:13:58.080 --> 00:14:00.639 Andrew's walking around talking about his pin. Looks like he's 292 00:14:00.639 --> 00:14:05.720 getting himself into some shit. Yeah, So black screated death. 293 00:14:06.279 --> 00:14:10.080 Andrew's talking to somebody, an older guy, and he's pointing 294 00:14:10.080 --> 00:14:12.440 over like where the phones are. This other guy comes over. 295 00:14:12.519 --> 00:14:14.360 He's like, why are you pointing at me? Why are 296 00:14:14.399 --> 00:14:17.480 you talking about me? And there's like huh, and they go, 297 00:14:17.639 --> 00:14:19.440 we were talking, we were pointing at the phones. And 298 00:14:19.440 --> 00:14:24.480 that guy is mad and he says Andrew inadvertently insulted inmate. 299 00:14:24.600 --> 00:14:27.799 Why trying to figure out about his pin number? And 300 00:14:27.799 --> 00:14:30.000 then it says Andrew does not know Nate is in 301 00:14:30.039 --> 00:14:36.360 the program. So Nate pulls to Andrew aside and goes, hey, listen, 302 00:14:36.600 --> 00:14:41.159 quit asking me more about this, Like yeah, you're causing 303 00:14:41.240 --> 00:14:43.720 attention to yourself. And he goes, just get your pen changed, 304 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:45.000 and he goes, yeah, I gotta have to go get 305 00:14:45.000 --> 00:14:47.519 it changed. He goes, just get it changed. But making 306 00:14:47.559 --> 00:14:49.919 a big deal anything can be dangerous. 307 00:14:50.600 --> 00:14:53.240 And he's making a huge I mean, like you said, 308 00:14:53.440 --> 00:14:58.279 he is Jesse's ex wife Michelle when they were at 309 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:03.440 David Busters. Right wait let me oh oh right wait 310 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:04.960 wait wait, let me go tell you guys like he 311 00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:09.679 is like literally making his way through the room talking 312 00:15:09.720 --> 00:15:11.159 about this situation. 313 00:15:11.000 --> 00:15:14.000 Like somebody like somebody's like somebody's gonna go, oh, yeah, 314 00:15:14.039 --> 00:15:20.159 you know who did it. It was so and so so. 315 00:15:20.159 --> 00:15:23.200 So he says, okay, so Alan, Now we see Alan, 316 00:15:23.320 --> 00:15:27.200 Alan goes shakedown. They didn't find anything, but then we 317 00:15:27.240 --> 00:15:30.039 see Poncho slides his shank under the door to give 318 00:15:30.080 --> 00:15:33.799 to whoever's on the trash duty. Then he to a 319 00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:36.960 guy named Shine Shine and then gives it to a 320 00:15:37.000 --> 00:15:39.720 guy named mook And Book is like, why did he 321 00:15:39.759 --> 00:15:41.320 give that to me? That is a bullshit? And it 322 00:15:41.399 --> 00:15:42.639 flush it and they flush it. 323 00:15:43.960 --> 00:15:47.720 So again, how was he able to hide the shank 324 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:50.080 from when they get the shakedown? 325 00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:55.759 Mystery? Mystery? So anyway, Mooka goes, why do you send 326 00:15:55.759 --> 00:15:57.320 that to me? I don't need a shank? Flush it 327 00:15:57.399 --> 00:15:58.960 so that like they're all like, we don't want to 328 00:15:58.960 --> 00:15:59.799 be caught with this bullshit. 329 00:15:59.879 --> 00:16:01.440 So they flung Yeah you. 330 00:16:01.480 --> 00:16:04.279 Heard the toilet blush. Alan goes, I feel better about 331 00:16:04.279 --> 00:16:06.039 the shank being gone because now he won't stab me 332 00:16:06.080 --> 00:16:06.639 in my sleep. 333 00:16:07.519 --> 00:16:10.519 Yeah. He was totally convinced that he was gonna die 334 00:16:11.279 --> 00:16:12.200 within three days. 335 00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:15.679 Yeah, he's like, the shank has been made and now 336 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:16.240 I just wait. 337 00:16:16.519 --> 00:16:19.519 Yeah, Like it's like he did make it for you, Alan, 338 00:16:19.720 --> 00:16:22.639 Like I think he made it for a hostile situation, 339 00:16:22.879 --> 00:16:24.960 not just say, let me stab my roommate to death. 340 00:16:25.679 --> 00:16:29.600 I'll just stabbed my roommate while he's asleep. Yeah yeah, 341 00:16:29.679 --> 00:16:32.720 although I tell you that dateline that I covered with Camberley. 342 00:16:32.799 --> 00:16:35.440 We that guy did get stabbed in prison for talking 343 00:16:35.480 --> 00:16:35.879 too much. 344 00:16:36.679 --> 00:16:40.440 Okay, but Allen hasn't been doing that. No, really, Andrew 345 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:43.080 might have gotten shanked, but. 346 00:16:43.159 --> 00:16:50.240 Asking questions, Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, Onla is that right? 347 00:16:50.279 --> 00:16:51.159 That's right? Okay? 348 00:16:51.200 --> 00:16:53.879 Because I know it's like on Delaiyelai. I want to 349 00:16:53.879 --> 00:16:57.799 make sure, okay, Angelay, this is our first day in 350 00:16:57.879 --> 00:17:00.440 gen pop. Gin Pop is a phrase that we say 351 00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:03.960 around this house a lot. Oh really yeah. It could 352 00:17:04.039 --> 00:17:06.759 refer to anything like you go like you're going on 353 00:17:06.799 --> 00:17:08.680 the airplane, and the kids will be like, do we 354 00:17:08.720 --> 00:17:09.279 have nice seats? 355 00:17:09.359 --> 00:17:10.200 Or are we in gen pop? 356 00:17:13.799 --> 00:17:15.200 And like if we go on the train, are we 357 00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:17.599 in gen pop or we have like reserve seats? I'm like, oh, 358 00:17:17.640 --> 00:17:21.160 we're in gen pop. You're twenty years it's so funny. 359 00:17:21.680 --> 00:17:23.680 We might be in nice seats. You're in gen pop. 360 00:17:23.799 --> 00:17:26.039 You guys are not so. 361 00:17:27.920 --> 00:17:31.599 Okay, so they're talking head. She says, I have a 362 00:17:31.640 --> 00:17:34.039 hard demeanor, so I can't fake it and be like, yeah, 363 00:17:34.039 --> 00:17:36.160 I'm strictly dickli like I like guys, Like, I'm never 364 00:17:36.200 --> 00:17:37.119 gonna be able to do that. 365 00:17:37.960 --> 00:17:41.200 Like you literally can tell us you've never even seen 366 00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:43.000 a picture of a dick on Ngela and we will 367 00:17:43.079 --> 00:17:47.559 believe it. Yeah, she's allergic to dick. Yeah. Yeah. 368 00:17:47.920 --> 00:17:49.640 I don't know why she felt like she would have 369 00:17:49.720 --> 00:17:53.240 to fake it in prison to pretend like she's not gay, 370 00:17:53.400 --> 00:17:54.039 Like who cares? 371 00:17:54.240 --> 00:17:57.680 She could not fake it though it is. She is 372 00:17:57.720 --> 00:18:00.400 the equivalent of when Alla went in smelling like cop 373 00:18:01.240 --> 00:18:05.519 Angelai walks in like I love women. All the women 374 00:18:05.599 --> 00:18:08.559 come to me. Yes, So she goes. 375 00:18:08.599 --> 00:18:11.759 Everybody's staring at me, and everybody is yelling about her, like, 376 00:18:11.839 --> 00:18:13.720 look at her, she's so pretty. 377 00:18:13.799 --> 00:18:14.000 Whoo. 378 00:18:14.079 --> 00:18:16.119 She kind of looks like Lyric and like she's better 379 00:18:16.119 --> 00:18:19.640 looking to that hoe. And they're like asking her about 380 00:18:19.680 --> 00:18:23.200 her tattoos. Ooh, she got tattoos like a man, like 381 00:18:23.519 --> 00:18:26.000 I guess because some of them are strictly dickley and 382 00:18:26.039 --> 00:18:28.799 she's close enough looking to a man, yeah that they'll 383 00:18:28.839 --> 00:18:29.200 take it. 384 00:18:30.079 --> 00:18:32.799 I mean, you would have thought Kim Kardashian had just 385 00:18:32.880 --> 00:18:33.599 walked in there. 386 00:18:34.039 --> 00:18:36.039 Yes, it's like I am here as your lawyer to 387 00:18:36.079 --> 00:18:37.279 release all of you from prison. 388 00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:43.359 Yeah and here. Yes, Surprisingly, Angelais didn't really like all 389 00:18:43.400 --> 00:18:48.279 of the attention. I thought she would love it, but now, like, ooh, 390 00:18:48.400 --> 00:18:50.480 back up a little bit. She didn't like it. 391 00:18:50.680 --> 00:18:53.519 And we see all the other we see like little 392 00:18:53.519 --> 00:18:56.400 talking heads and inmates. She's so, yeah she has tattoos. Ooh, 393 00:18:56.440 --> 00:18:58.359 yeah she's hot, ooh she's got it going on. Yeah. 394 00:18:58.400 --> 00:19:01.599 I was like, wow, okay, I mean these pitchers are 395 00:19:01.599 --> 00:19:04.559 trying to get pregnant by Angela. I mean they're like 396 00:19:05.039 --> 00:19:08.440 it's like okay, all right, Like I met Lyrics, someone 397 00:19:08.440 --> 00:19:11.920 a pretty pissed off, like look at her my hairstyle 398 00:19:11.960 --> 00:19:14.880 and my hair color, because they look a lot are like. 399 00:19:14.920 --> 00:19:17.200 They look similar, I will Angelaie is a lot prettier 400 00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:20.319 than Lyric. So well, we've been doing all that fighting, 401 00:19:20.559 --> 00:19:23.599