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Speaker 1: I'm very excited. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What are you gonna wear?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Maybe this?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: That's right, that's right. I'm just going to be in
Speaker 3: the sparkly dress. Okay, see you there. Hey, everybody, welcome
Speaker 3: to Pink Shade. It's mugshot Monday. All right, guys, Keisha,
Speaker 3: Sixty days in, we're still feeling good about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I would actually watch it if we were
Speaker 2: not recording about it, if we weren't recapping.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a true testament that you really like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and thank you guys for sending such positive feedback.
Speaker 2: I've been getting lots of messages about people who are
Speaker 2: really enjoying the recap, and some people are like, I
Speaker 2: don't like the show, but I like the recap, so.
Speaker 3: I didn't get it. Yeah, I got a couple of messages.
Speaker 3: It's like I would never have watched this, and then
Speaker 3: I kind of refuse to watch it. But then you
Speaker 3: guys are making it funny, so I'm gonna watch.
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, great, great, It's part of our lever charm.
Speaker 2: We just can make any situation funny. I just can't.
Speaker 3: Did you have a nice birthday?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 2: I did. We did a ghost tour pulk crawl this weekend.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's then right up your alley.
Speaker 2: Yes it was. And then last night, for my actual birthday,
Speaker 2: we didn't do anything. But last night we went to
Speaker 2: this really really really nice restaurant with one of my
Speaker 2: friends his birthdays like a couple of days before mine,
Speaker 2: that we have been wanting to go to for so long.
Speaker 2: So we did that. We had such a good time.
Speaker 2: It was simple but sweet.
Speaker 3: Okay that about you, Uh, same idea. I just went
Speaker 3: to dinner with some friends and then went to dinner
Speaker 3: with some girlfriends as well, and that was really it,
Speaker 3: you know, and that's fine. I went and got a
Speaker 3: massage and my daughter paid for it.
Speaker 2: That was my gift. Nice. Nice.
Speaker 3: She handed me her card. It was like, I didn't
Speaker 3: get you a present, just pay for your I was like, okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what my mom did too. She's like, go
Speaker 2: get your all lash she's done. I'm like, okay, I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, okay, she goes. I didn't, well did she.
Speaker 2: She did go shopping for me, but she shopped for
Speaker 2: me for myla. So Mala's like, happy birthday, kikey. And
Speaker 2: it's cut its fair of pajamas. I love pajamas so much, so,
Speaker 2: oh man, it's just something about pajamas and good ones.
Speaker 3: I'm in pajama bottoms right now. I'm just doing a
Speaker 3: all right shirt.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna dressed today.
Speaker 3: He sure doesn't look any different than the pajamas, would.
Speaker 3: I know, you've got things to do today. I am
Speaker 3: going to be sung at this desk recording a lot today.
Speaker 3: So at some point I'll leave the house, maybe to
Speaker 3: go pick up the groceries, come back home. I've become
Speaker 3: a real homebody. I mean, and I don't like.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I don't mind being a homebody, but
Speaker 2: then I get that itch and I gotta get out.
Speaker 2: And once once I go out, it is like days
Speaker 2: and days and days and days and days of going
Speaker 2: out until I finally crash.
Speaker 3: I know, I know I need too much. That's what's
Speaker 3: gonna happen to me. When we go to La and
Speaker 3: Brah Bakhn. I'm gonna be like.
Speaker 2: Day two.
Speaker 3: I'll be like, I hate this, I hate fake guys.
Speaker 3: I gotta get out. I mean, you know, immediately I'll
Speaker 3: start talking about how about I hate it, So you
Speaker 3: know that'll be fun for the listeners. Okay, okay, everybody,
Speaker 3: let's talk about this show now. I told you guys,
Speaker 3: I got the lip flip, and it's an effect. So
Speaker 3: my toplip is like numb. So when I go in
Speaker 3: to like rinse my teeth in the bathroom, all the
Speaker 3: water sports out because I have no roll over it.
Speaker 3: It'll take it'll take.
Speaker 2: A little time.
Speaker 3: But if you see me on video and I'm licking
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Speaker 2: You know what's going on. You know, I wish I
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Speaker 3: I know at some point I won't care. I haven't
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Speaker 2: I thought, well, let me try to look my best.
Speaker 3: You know, for a week, and then I can go
Speaker 3: being the inside cat that I am. Okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: Season four, Episode three, pieste Off. Now, okay, as I
Speaker 3: was telling you this before we started, I said, this
Speaker 3: has double meaning, and you're like, everybody's pissed off, and
Speaker 3: then you're you must have remembered.
Speaker 2: Then I just I literally when you just reset it again,
Speaker 2: when you just said it again, I remembered. I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it has to do with that one.
Speaker 3: Part ew Okay, So we're gonna start with Nate, Alan
Speaker 3: and Andrew and the five hundred. Now we start off
Speaker 3: with Poncho, who is Alan's roommate, had a shank that
Speaker 3: he made during the whole Nate versus Carl situation, and
Speaker 3: Alan is like, I don't know if I'm he's gonna
Speaker 3: shank me in my sleep, you know, I'm like, why.
Speaker 2: Would he do that? Like, well, this is I don't
Speaker 2: know if there's like a lack of red meat. I'm
Speaker 2: sure there is, but Alan is looking super anemic. I
Speaker 2: mean he is almost pale, Like this is please get
Speaker 2: that boy some some steak fingers or something like that,
Speaker 2: because he's looking.
Speaker 3: He looks terrible. He needs to go stand out in
Speaker 3: the sunshine.
Speaker 2: He's afraid to get. Here's my thing. If you're afraid
Speaker 2: that your roommate is kind of shanky, watch you go
Speaker 2: spend a little bit of time on the yard. I know.
Speaker 3: And I don't know if they're just allowed to go
Speaker 3: out in the yard.
Speaker 2: Because they're not in prison. This is just jail.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, that's right, because I can't saying it's prison,
Speaker 4: but it's just it's just a jill.
Speaker 3: But sometimes you can be in jail for years, you know.
Speaker 2: And I heard that fucking sucks. Yeah, Like they say,
Speaker 2: prison is the place to be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you wanna, you wanna. If you gotta go, you
Speaker 3: may as well be prison.
Speaker 2: Yeah. People are living there, Yeah, not just transient. So yeah, y'all.
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Speaker 3: you now. The DART Team, the Direct Action Response Team,
Speaker 3: Uh huh, I think that's what that means is coming
Speaker 3: in and telling everybody to come outside and step outside
Speaker 3: their doors, and so they all get padded down. They
Speaker 3: have to stand against the walls and then they tell
Speaker 3: them to move to the wreck area. And the Dark
Speaker 3: Team is like flip in everybody. They're flipping everything, They're
Speaker 3: looking all over and Alan is like, God, I hope
Speaker 3: the team finds the shank and removes it.
Speaker 2: I know. I'm like, how did they find out about
Speaker 2: the shank? Did Alan send and Owl perhaps let them
Speaker 2: know that could possibly be a shank in room? What
Speaker 2: is the five oh two?
Speaker 3: But they didn't find it? But it was there, but
Speaker 3: they didn't find it.
Speaker 2: I don't think they I think they just go in
Speaker 2: there and just tear shit up. They don't really look
Speaker 2: for anything. I mean, because where was it?
Speaker 3: Where was it? It was a bunch of plastic, so
Speaker 3: it was flat. I don't know if he could figure
Speaker 3: out a way to like slide it behind the desk.
Speaker 3: But I mean, surely they know all the hiding places.
Speaker 2: Well I'm sorry, but a shake just isn't a thing
Speaker 2: you can hide in between your book cheeks either.
Speaker 3: No, that's what I was thinking. You you can't stick
Speaker 3: it up there. Because but Alan says, I worry if
Speaker 3: they find the shank in my cell, then I'll go
Speaker 3: to jail for real, because they don't you know that
Speaker 3: think it's mine. So, because you know Poncho, I blame
Speaker 3: it on him.
Speaker 2: So in a heartbeat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like white kid. The talking head the colonel
Speaker 3: says the officers were not able to find any weapons
Speaker 3: and all the rooms were just trash, and so they're
Speaker 3: all like, oh, you did this to my room, and
Speaker 3: Alan said it was stressful, but I didn't mention the
Speaker 3: shank da Pancho, like I didn't mention.
Speaker 2: It, you know.
Speaker 3: So then we see Alan questioning Andrew again again. Yeah
Speaker 3: he's out there again, and the talking head Alan goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: I am suspicious, and I'm trying to figure out if
Speaker 3: he and I are in here for the same reason before.
Speaker 2: Andrew has like no clue what the guy is trying
Speaker 2: to do. You know how the girls kind of picked
Speaker 2: up on what they were doing when they were sitting.
Speaker 2: Andrew's just so oblivious.
Speaker 3: You know, he's just But does Andrew know that other
Speaker 3: people are in there or he was he just so
Speaker 3: focused on being in there with his dad that he
Speaker 3: didn't think like other people could be in there.
Speaker 2: I think that Andrew did not read the contract at all.
Speaker 2: He just went with whatever his dad, who secretly hates
Speaker 2: some Uh. Yeah, yeah, I don't think he knows. He's
Speaker 2: not mentioned it.
Speaker 3: I don't think he realizes that somebody else could be
Speaker 3: in there, and so talking head Andrew goes that guy
Speaker 3: Alan asked a lot of questions. But but now, like
Speaker 3: I think, maybe you know, we figured each other out,
Speaker 3: talking toad, Nate goes, okay, I can tell these are
Speaker 3: the new guys, like Nate goes it, if you're not
Speaker 3: from Atlanta, then you're definitely in the sixty day program.
Speaker 3: And they are green, and I think they're in for
Speaker 3: a treat soon. But I'm keeping my eye out for them.
Speaker 2: I'm glad that Nate has picked up on that they
Speaker 2: are in the program because they both need a little
Speaker 2: bit of help. They need help. They're not thriving like
Speaker 2: Stephanie's thriving.
Speaker 3: They're not like Nate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, Look, I think at some point a
Speaker 2: and he said, look, Nate, you've done five hundred and
Speaker 2: twenty five days. I think you might need to go home.
Speaker 3: Nate's like Theate's like, but when I'm here, I'm a
Speaker 3: big fish in a small pond and everybody respects him.
Speaker 3: I gotta go home. So Andrew goes to log into
Speaker 3: his commissary. They have those things on the wall where
Speaker 3: they can and he notices twenty seven dollars is missing,
Speaker 3: and he goes, and I see that it was missing
Speaker 3: around the time that I logged in with my pen
Speaker 3: for the first time. So now I'm realizing somebody like
Speaker 3: behind his back, like watched and got his pin number.
Speaker 3: So he goes, so I'm going into detective mode. So,
Speaker 3: oh god, he goes, I felt I feel taken advantage of.
Speaker 3: So he's going around going, hey, somebody took my pin number.
Speaker 3: Hey did you know somebody took my pin number?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard of somebody's taking a pin number?
Speaker 3: He is telling everybody.
Speaker 2: Everybody, and I was surprised. Wanted a guys saying say, no,
Speaker 2: what's your PIN number. I'll see what I can find
Speaker 2: out for you, because he would have totally have fallen
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 3: You're right, You're right, and nobody everybody's like, I don't
Speaker 3: know how that would happen, but yeah, people look over
Speaker 3: your shoulder, like, yeah, you got to like cover that shit.
Speaker 2: You know you're in prison. You're in jail, boy, like come.
Speaker 3: On, and so, uh, talking head Nate goes, oh my god,
Speaker 3: Andrew's walking around talking about his pin. Looks like he's
Speaker 3: getting himself into some shit. Yeah, So black screated death.
Speaker 3: Andrew's talking to somebody, an older guy, and he's pointing
Speaker 3: over like where the phones are. This other guy comes over.
Speaker 3: He's like, why are you pointing at me? Why are
Speaker 3: you talking about me? And there's like huh, and they go,
Speaker 3: we were talking, we were pointing at the phones. And
Speaker 3: that guy is mad and he says Andrew inadvertently insulted inmate.
Speaker 3: Why trying to figure out about his pin number? And
Speaker 3: then it says Andrew does not know Nate is in
Speaker 3: the program. So Nate pulls to Andrew aside and goes, hey, listen,
Speaker 3: quit asking me more about this, Like yeah, you're causing
Speaker 3: attention to yourself. And he goes, just get your pen changed,
Speaker 3: and he goes, yeah, I gotta have to go get
Speaker 3: it changed. He goes, just get it changed. But making
Speaker 3: a big deal anything can be dangerous.
Speaker 2: And he's making a huge I mean, like you said,
Speaker 2: he is Jesse's ex wife Michelle when they were at
Speaker 2: David Busters. Right wait let me oh oh right wait
Speaker 2: wait wait, let me go tell you guys like he
Speaker 2: is like literally making his way through the room talking
Speaker 2: about this situation.
Speaker 3: Like somebody like somebody's like somebody's gonna go, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know who did it. It was so and so so.
Speaker 3: So he says, okay, so Alan, Now we see Alan,
Speaker 3: Alan goes shakedown. They didn't find anything, but then we
Speaker 3: see Poncho slides his shank under the door to give
Speaker 3: to whoever's on the trash duty. Then he to a
Speaker 3: guy named Shine Shine and then gives it to a
Speaker 3: guy named mook And Book is like, why did he
Speaker 3: give that to me? That is a bullshit? And it
Speaker 3: flush it and they flush it.
Speaker 2: So again, how was he able to hide the shank
Speaker 2: from when they get the shakedown?
Speaker 3: Mystery? Mystery? So anyway, Mooka goes, why do you send
Speaker 3: that to me? I don't need a shank? Flush it
Speaker 3: so that like they're all like, we don't want to
Speaker 3: be caught with this bullshit.
Speaker 2: So they flung Yeah you.
Speaker 3: Heard the toilet blush. Alan goes, I feel better about
Speaker 3: the shank being gone because now he won't stab me
Speaker 3: in my sleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah. He was totally convinced that he was gonna die
Speaker 2: within three days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, the shank has been made and now
Speaker 3: I just wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's like he did make it for you, Alan,
Speaker 2: Like I think he made it for a hostile situation,
Speaker 2: not just say, let me stab my roommate to death.
Speaker 3: I'll just stabbed my roommate while he's asleep. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: although I tell you that dateline that I covered with Camberley.
Speaker 3: We that guy did get stabbed in prison for talking
Speaker 3: too much.
Speaker 2: Okay, but Allen hasn't been doing that. No, really, Andrew
Speaker 2: might have gotten shanked, but.
Speaker 3: Asking questions, Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, Onla is that right?
Speaker 2: That's right? Okay?
Speaker 3: Because I know it's like on Delaiyelai. I want to
Speaker 3: make sure, okay, Angelay, this is our first day in
Speaker 3: gen pop. Gin Pop is a phrase that we say
Speaker 3: around this house a lot. Oh really yeah. It could
Speaker 3: refer to anything like you go like you're going on
Speaker 3: the airplane, and the kids will be like, do we
Speaker 3: have nice seats?
Speaker 2: Or are we in gen pop?
Speaker 3: And like if we go on the train, are we
Speaker 3: in gen pop or we have like reserve seats? I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: we're in gen pop. You're twenty years it's so funny.
Speaker 3: We might be in nice seats. You're in gen pop.
Speaker 2: You guys are not so.
Speaker 3: Okay, so they're talking head. She says, I have a
Speaker 3: hard demeanor, so I can't fake it and be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm strictly dickli like I like guys, Like, I'm never
Speaker 3: gonna be able to do that.
Speaker 2: Like you literally can tell us you've never even seen
Speaker 2: a picture of a dick on Ngela and we will
Speaker 2: believe it. Yeah, she's allergic to dick. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know why she felt like she would have
Speaker 3: to fake it in prison to pretend like she's not gay,
Speaker 3: Like who cares?
Speaker 2: She could not fake it though it is. She is
Speaker 2: the equivalent of when Alla went in smelling like cop
Speaker 2: Angelai walks in like I love women. All the women
Speaker 2: come to me. Yes, So she goes.
Speaker 3: Everybody's staring at me, and everybody is yelling about her, like,
Speaker 3: look at her, she's so pretty.
Speaker 2: Whoo.
Speaker 3: She kind of looks like Lyric and like she's better
Speaker 3: looking to that hoe. And they're like asking her about
Speaker 3: her tattoos. Ooh, she got tattoos like a man, like
Speaker 3: I guess because some of them are strictly dickley and
Speaker 3: she's close enough looking to a man, yeah that they'll
Speaker 3: take it.
Speaker 2: I mean, you would have thought Kim Kardashian had just
Speaker 2: walked in there.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like I am here as your lawyer to
Speaker 3: release all of you from prison.
Speaker 2: Yeah and here. Yes, Surprisingly, Angelais didn't really like all
Speaker 2: of the attention. I thought she would love it, but now, like, ooh,
Speaker 2: back up a little bit. She didn't like it.
Speaker 3: And we see all the other we see like little
Speaker 3: talking heads and inmates. She's so, yeah she has tattoos. Ooh,
Speaker 3: yeah she's hot, ooh she's got it going on. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, okay, I mean these pitchers are
Speaker 2: trying to get pregnant by Angela. I mean they're like
Speaker 2: it's like okay, all right, Like I met Lyrics, someone
Speaker 2: a pretty pissed off, like look at her my hairstyle
Speaker 2: and my hair color, because they look a lot are like.
Speaker 3: They look similar, I will Angelaie is a lot prettier
Speaker 3: than Lyric. So well, we've been doing all that fighting,
Speaker 3: so you know, she's she's the living rough, she's the
Speaker 3: bunky boss. So yeah, one girl is like ooh, can
Speaker 3: I touch your tattoos? She's go ahead to take off
Speaker 3: your shirt. She's like what No, and they're like just
Speaker 3: take off your shirt. She's like no, I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: tell and she's like stop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was really surprised by how bauchful she was
Speaker 2: about the attention. She's like, no, I thought she'd be
Speaker 2: like stripping, which goes again to our theory that you know,
Speaker 2: we assume Angela was gonna be the one kicked out
Speaker 2: of the program. M hm, it's gonna be stuff.
Speaker 3: I think it's gonna be Stuffanie so and her talking
Speaker 3: head she goes, no, I was not expecting this, Like
Speaker 3: these women have flocked to me. It's like the thirst
Speaker 3: is real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. They they are dehydrated in there.
Speaker 3: If we see one girl going okay, so you're gonna
Speaker 3: be my girlfriend, and she's like no, And she says.
Speaker 2: But I thought when someone said that, you didn't have
Speaker 2: a choice, Like it's like, oh you're my bitch. You
Speaker 2: don't have a choice not to be that person's bitch.
Speaker 3: I think the girl that said it was just being funny.
Speaker 3: I don't think she was. She wasn't like demanding it, okay.
Speaker 3: And Angela says, I just got out of a relationship
Speaker 3: and I don't want to be in one with anybody.
Speaker 2: Like no.
Speaker 3: So we see all of them like touching her muscles,
Speaker 3: and then we see her like touching because I think
Speaker 3: the girls are like, your muscles are different than mine,
Speaker 3: and they're like having her touch, like, go ahead and
Speaker 3: touch mine, touch me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like, wow, that was too much touching. I'm like,
Speaker 2: where is the hand sanitized?
Speaker 3: Because and they're talking about how cute she is, and
Speaker 3: then they explain what a stud is, and then they're
Speaker 3: all going her a stud because she looks enough like
Speaker 3: a man. And yeah, it is so funny to see
Speaker 3: all the girls talking about her. They're like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: I mean because like in the real world, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: take a double look at Angela.
Speaker 3: Well, if she came in as my electrician, I'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, she's yeah, she's pretty. Would like, oh, look
Speaker 2: at that female power. We got enough female electrician. That's
Speaker 2: what I would think.
Speaker 3: I'd take.
Speaker 2: Good for you girl, like an extra tip. I like that.
Speaker 3: And probably she knows what the fuck she's doing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So and the talking head Stephanie says, yeah, Angelia is
Speaker 3: in here now. She's like a tomboy that came in.
Speaker 3: She's a stud. She's super fucking muscular. Everybody's after her.
Speaker 3: So Stephanie's like, hmm, who's this new bitch coming in
Speaker 3: stealing my thunder.
Speaker 2: They didn't even ask about her hair, and should I,
Speaker 2: I don't know, possibly go after her myself. I think
Speaker 2: she's gonna turn she what is it saying that they
Speaker 2: say gay for for say, oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: If she hasn't already, I think she definitely that's true.
Speaker 2: Hey, because have you noticed a different hairstyles, Like in
Speaker 2: one scene it's braided, and another scene she's got like
Speaker 2: the not braids a little I forget what they're called,
Speaker 2: but it's like you braid a little bit, then you
Speaker 2: put it in a little Oh yeah, she had those
Speaker 2: all over. I mean, this is she's going to peak here.
Speaker 3: You think the girls are like, let me braid your hair?
Speaker 2: I think so? Okay, of course, yes.
Speaker 3: House, Yeah this we got to come up with a
Speaker 3: name for the sorority house that Stephanie's in. Oh Jesus,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be well, I'll come up with it.
Speaker 2: I'll come up with the Okay.
Speaker 3: So now we're over to Matt, the preacher in the
Speaker 3: six hundred. Matt now looks like he has gone in
Speaker 3: the kitchen and dragged his hair through the grease pit.
Speaker 3: He said, it is not greasy enough. Can I rub
Speaker 3: my hair on this griddle.
Speaker 2: It's just so bad, and it kind of looks like
Speaker 2: it's thinning a little bit more watch just shit. Then
Speaker 2: he should be so stressed out about what he's up
Speaker 2: to his son, his hair should continue to fall out.
Speaker 2: It is quite disgusting, and I cannot imagine how it smells.
Speaker 3: I just understand why, like his bunkie or somebody hasn't
Speaker 3: been like, dude, what's up with your hair? Like somebody.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure he has commissary and has.
Speaker 3: Shampoo because they give them a bar or soap, but
Speaker 3: he could literally wash it with so and I would
Speaker 3: still get it clean.
Speaker 2: He's looking he looks like he's about to audi shit,
Speaker 2: to be like an actor in a haunted house with
Speaker 2: that fucking that look of his. You're so right, that's
Speaker 2: exactly what he does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks like one of like if you go
Speaker 3: to like a scary and one of the guys that
Speaker 3: oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Comes out for you. Yes, that is what he is doing.
Speaker 3: Nobody, nobody, nobody tell us again, we don't want these spoilers.
Speaker 2: Nobody tell us. Now.
Speaker 3: I do wonder in the real world now if he
Speaker 3: looks better or if he's still rocking that greasy pony.
Speaker 2: I feel like he's one of those men that's never
Speaker 2: going to let it go. This will all be bald,
Speaker 2: he'll have about this much left. And he's like, I'm
Speaker 2: sticking around. There's still hope.
Speaker 3: You're right, You're right, Yeah, it'll be all bald in
Speaker 3: the front, just one little piece in the back.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So we see Matt. He's trying to teach one guy
Speaker 3: his workout routine, and he goes, yeah, I'm really stressed.
Speaker 3: I'm worrying about Andrew and I you know, when i'm stressed,
Speaker 3: I try relationship building. That's what I do to relieve
Speaker 3: my stress. So I've become Tyrone's mentor, and Tyrone is
Speaker 3: a good man. Does Tyrone know that you're his mentor?
Speaker 3: Does he just think you're teaching him how to fight?
Speaker 2: So my thing is, why would you teach someone how
Speaker 2: to fight who could possibly kick your ass? Why are
Speaker 2: you giving him Why would you teach him how to knit? Like,
Speaker 2: why would you teach him how to fight? So if
Speaker 2: if shit goes left, he'll beat your ass up? This
Speaker 2: makes no sense to me at all.
Speaker 3: You know, he's just so about the like Tyrone is
Speaker 3: a good man. I'm like, your acting skills are driving
Speaker 3: me insane. I have such strong dislike for this man.
Speaker 2: Oh I know. I mean he's not likable, not like God.
Speaker 3: So Matt goes in and talks to his roommate Lawrence,
Speaker 3: and he says, I'm trying to remember. Okay, So we
Speaker 3: have Pancho came in and Lawrence came in. I feel
Speaker 3: like Pancho was the one who said his friend shot
Speaker 3: himself in front of him, and like, oops, no, I
Speaker 3: think that's Lawrence. That was Lawrence. And then then what
Speaker 3: was Pancho's story. I'm trying to remember, but.
Speaker 2: I feel like it was Lawrence who said if it
Speaker 2: were for my first Okay, maybe you're right, because.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to remember what Lawrence did to get in there.
Speaker 3: Because one of them had a failure to appear, because
Speaker 3: they had failure to appear on her previous thing.
Speaker 2: They got arrested when the friend shot himself.
Speaker 3: Okay, whoever had the failure to appear got into a
Speaker 3: fight with somebody, and because whoever it was was going, well,
Speaker 3: that sounds like self defense, right, Maybe that's a Lawrence
Speaker 3: either way.
Speaker 2: I don't know either way. If I have to pick
Speaker 2: between the two. I think I'm gonna pick.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Lawrence is scary. Pancho built that shank.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean so so far the only red flag
Speaker 2: for Poncho has been the shank. And that's a pretty
Speaker 2: big that is like the size of an American flag.
Speaker 2: Rick Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Lawrence looks like I would
Speaker 2: be scared of him on the daily mm hmmmm. He
Speaker 2: just seems unpredictable to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm predictaball. So Matt goes in, he's talking
Speaker 3: to Lawrence and he goes, oh, yeah, that tyrone. I
Speaker 3: really like tyrone a lot. You know, I'm teaching and boxing,
Speaker 3: and Lawrence goes really, he goes, well, if some if
Speaker 3: if somebody attacks me, it's anything, and goes, I don't
Speaker 3: fight fair, and my whole point is to, uh, you know,
Speaker 3: to kill them. And Matt goes, yeah, you know, why
Speaker 3: don't you just say, like you try to get them
Speaker 3: to submit so then like you win. He goes, no,
Speaker 3: I don't fight, I'll kill him, and Matt's like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're more afraid of what I cannot hold in
Speaker 2: the giggle. I want to giggle of the later on
Speaker 2: scenes between Lawrence it's.
Speaker 3: Coming, It's coming.
Speaker 4: And I was just like told James said, Mary Payne
Speaker 4: is heaving, heaving. So Lawrence, you know, says he doesn't
Speaker 4: fight fair. If somebody comes after him, he'll kill them.
Speaker 3: And he goes, I don't know, man, I wonder how
Speaker 3: long it would take to put me on Indiana's most
Speaker 3: wanted list. And Matt goes, I don't know how long does.
Speaker 2: It take you?
Speaker 3: Be goes, well, last time it took about a year.
Speaker 2: Why were you on there? It's what I need to know.
Speaker 2: And why is it your life's ambition to get back
Speaker 2: on there?
Speaker 3: And why did you get off of it and then
Speaker 3: got put back in jail in Georgia?
Speaker 2: Okay, so the sucking had.
Speaker 3: Matt goes, you know, Lawrence is truly a dangerous person,
Speaker 3: like he would try to kill me in a second.
Speaker 3: And I can't continue on with this guy, like I'm
Speaker 3: scared of him now, he says. And we're getting this
Speaker 3: night vision camera okay, and we just see Matt just
Speaker 3: sitting on his top bunk okay, And he says, Lawrence
Speaker 3: has the most toxic lethal gas. And he says, I
Speaker 3: feel like I need scuba gear to survive it. Covers
Speaker 3: every part of your body. There's a tiny crack under
Speaker 3: the door. You can't get rid of it. He says,
Speaker 3: I can't breathe. Not being able to breathe is a
Speaker 3: real thing. I can't take it. And then he goes,
Speaker 3: I never do something. It stink so bad in my life.
Speaker 3: And we have so many scenes of Lawrence just letting
Speaker 3: it rip. And I was like, somebody needs to take
Speaker 3: Lawrence to a doctor because that is so bad. Keisha,
Speaker 3: and we don't like, we don't even like Matt.
Speaker 2: He actually felt pretty bad for him. And I'm like
Speaker 2: thinking to himself, like the scene itself is funny, but
Speaker 2: the thought of you watching kid was even funny.
Speaker 3: I literally put I put a quote here. I said,
Speaker 3: there's too much discussion of this move on, Like that's
Speaker 3: what I put in my notes. It kept going and
Speaker 3: kept going, and then it would be like now it's nighttime,
Speaker 3: now it's daytime. Now it's another nighttime. I was like,
Speaker 3: we get it. The guy, it was just well.
Speaker 2: He didn't try to like be discreet about it, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like he was just letting it
Speaker 2: go as if there was no one else in.
Speaker 3: The room, and just so much it was awful, And
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's like a tactic, like I'm
Speaker 3: gonna eat the gross of stuff so I have the
Speaker 3: worst gas to try to get you to move out
Speaker 3: of the room.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't think that's the decision that Matt
Speaker 2: can make to move out of the room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, right, Or if like Matt complained enough that
Speaker 3: they would get him out of there, or Lawrence wants
Speaker 3: a room by himself, Lawrence needs to go to medical,
Speaker 3: like he's got a problem.
Speaker 2: There's a mental physical, he needs to see a gi specialist, like,
Speaker 2: there's lots of things going on with Lawrence.
Speaker 3: Spares me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3: So then we see Matt in the middle of the night,
Speaker 3: sitting on his bunk. He crawls down, he grabs his cup,
Speaker 3: He looks at the camera. We've never seen anybody else
Speaker 3: on the show look and address the camera as much
Speaker 3: as this guy does.
Speaker 2: I told you.
Speaker 3: Last episode he stood in the middle of his cell
Speaker 3: doing the Shawn Csank redemption ah, screaming so that the
Speaker 3: cameras would catch it. He's he wants to be an
Speaker 3: acting teacher.
Speaker 2: He wants all the screened that he could possibly get. God, oh,
Speaker 2: we're back.
Speaker 3: To not feeling sorry for him. So he gets his cup.
Speaker 3: He looks at the camera and says, this is my cup,
Speaker 3: and he gets down out of his bunk. I guess
Speaker 3: p's in the cump under the cameras that the camera
Speaker 3: doesn't see. And he says he does that because peing
Speaker 3: and the cup won't make noise and wake up Lawrence
Speaker 3: because he's scared of how wild and impressive. Lawrence says,
Speaker 3: he's scared if he woke Hi up what he would do.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's understandable.
Speaker 3: It kind of made sense to me. But also, yeah,
Speaker 3: dump the pa first thing in the morning, yeah, or he.
Speaker 2: Kind of dumped it then like quietly. Yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean what he said made perfect sense because I wouldn't
Speaker 2: want to wake up Lawrence either.
Speaker 3: But why didn't he then dump it right away?
Speaker 2: Okay, because it's Matt.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So the next morning, Lawrence like tells the CEO
Speaker 3: that Matt took two ups and that he pissed in
Speaker 3: one of the cups and the snitching, which is stitching,
Speaker 3: and then I gotta get I gotta get my soundboard
Speaker 3: button back.
Speaker 2: The says, nitchein, which is snitching? Yeah you do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So in the talking head. Matt goes for all
Speaker 3: his street bravado and anti snitching, he snitched.
Speaker 2: On me, I mean, with no problems at all, and
Speaker 2: he snitched on him right in like the gyp, the
Speaker 2: general area. Other inmates could see that he was snitching.
Speaker 2: That's you know, he's fucking dangerous.
Speaker 3: But remember how Lawrence was so like, this place is dirty,
Speaker 3: we need to clean it. So he must have a
Speaker 3: little O C D about yeah, and that was so
Speaker 3: gross to him. He was like I can't yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: So then he goes and then the CEO made an
Speaker 3: example out of me, like making a big deal about it.
Speaker 3: And you know, Lawrence disrespected me as a man. And
Speaker 3: now I'm mad, like I'm fighting mad, and I don't
Speaker 3: want to let Lawrence off the hook for what he did.
Speaker 3: So he pulls Lawrence over. Now he knows he can
Speaker 3: can fuck with Lawrence becau Lawrence killing. He just told
Speaker 3: him he would, I know. And he goes, man, why
Speaker 3: did you do that to me? And Lawrence goes, that's unsanitary.
Speaker 3: It's unsanitary. And he's got some most some Joan Crawford
Speaker 3: got to clean your hands twimming, Yeah, every day kind
Speaker 3: of thing going on. He goes, it was unsanitary and
Speaker 3: I can't live like that, and Matt goes, I know,
Speaker 3: but I did it so I wouldn't wake you up.
Speaker 3: I was gonna dump it in the morning. And Lawrence goes,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't fuck with that and anything like
Speaker 3: walks off and Matt goes, yeah, I was. I was
Speaker 3: ready to.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 3: I was ready to brawl with him over this. No
Speaker 3: you weren't.
Speaker 2: No, you were not. You don't know that kind of fighting.
Speaker 2: Smoke New Street and fighting and m m A fighting
Speaker 2: two totally different world. We've seen you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, who are who are you fighting? Imaginary people?
Speaker 2: I used to do that with Billy Blank So in
Speaker 2: his little workout videos, you remember those, she saw us
Speaker 2: the same shit that Mats said and there teaching. Now
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's from a Billy Blake's like DVD number one,
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 3: Was a TVT number one.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So Emmanuel Emmanuel is twenty eight, he's a public health official. Now,
Speaker 3: Emmanuel to me, says some problematic things here. He says,
Speaker 3: due to finances, I grew up in the hood. I
Speaker 3: saw fights, I was in fights, but my mom made
Speaker 3: sure we had a good education and she worked. However,
Speaker 3: we need jobs. She had to to be sure we
Speaker 3: had a good education because she knew that would be
Speaker 3: the key to our success. He says, Eventually I went
Speaker 3: to private school, and then I would question why couldn't
Speaker 3: my friends from the hood get out and do better?
Speaker 3: I never understood why.
Speaker 2: Well, because they were in the hood and they didn't
Speaker 2: didn't have private school, and they didn't have the mom
Speaker 2: that helped them out.
Speaker 3: Or Yeah, I mean, what's I don't understand. What's hard
Speaker 3: to understand about that?
Speaker 2: I think he's going to be a bit of an
Speaker 2: odd duck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like some people have the will and the
Speaker 3: means and can get out, and some people don't, and
Speaker 3: some people don't have anybody to mentor them or help
Speaker 3: them or encourage them. I don't I just felt it
Speaker 3: felt very classicist or racist or something. I don't know
Speaker 3: if it felt great.
Speaker 2: Say that, Yeah, judge, you know, very judge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And he says, you know, my goal is to
Speaker 3: show people and educate people there's a chance you can
Speaker 3: get out of this. You can escape the hood. It's easy.
Speaker 2: No, it's really not. That's why so many people are
Speaker 2: not able to escape it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't like this.
Speaker 2: He most definitely does not need to be the motivational
Speaker 2: speaker at the hood school.
Speaker 3: You can get out, it's easy.
Speaker 2: No, he does not need to do that at all.
Speaker 3: So we meet his wife, Brittany. She's his college sweetheart.
Speaker 3: They have two kids, Emmanuel and Anthony. The talking head
Speaker 3: of the wife is like, you know, he doesn't know.
Speaker 2: What he's in for.
Speaker 3: No, Nope, and the talking head Emmanuel says, in America,
Speaker 3: there's a stereotype that people who go to jail are
Speaker 3: bad people, but not all of them are bad. I
Speaker 3: grew up with a lot of these guys. Not all
Speaker 3: of them are bad. They could get out, it's easy, Okay.
Speaker 2: I feel like I don't even know which prison show
Speaker 2: he's been watching.
Speaker 3: I think his whole thing is like, I grew up
Speaker 3: with some of these people. We went our separate ways,
Speaker 3: and I know they're good people. But maybe they took
Speaker 3: a wrong turn and those are still good people. I mean,
Speaker 3: I think that's his thought process. But they did bad things,
Speaker 3: but they did bad things. So Emmanuel goes and he
Speaker 3: gets handcuffed, and the production says, are you worried about
Speaker 3: blowing your cover? And he goes, no, I'm not worried
Speaker 3: about any about any of it. No, And I don't
Speaker 3: want to fight, but if I have to fight, I
Speaker 3: will Like no, it's good, everything's great.
Speaker 2: What you are not gonna fight? Arkle like, no, he's
Speaker 2: just exceptionally nerdy and he's gonna stick out like a
Speaker 2: sore thumb when he goes in there. I hope they
Speaker 2: put him in the six hundred. Is that where they
Speaker 2: put him at?
Speaker 3: That's where they put him. That's where he needs will
Speaker 3: he won't make it in the five hundred.
Speaker 2: Oh no, he would not.
Speaker 3: So he goes to intake. He's like this is disgusting,
Speaker 3: Like this is so gross that there's people in there
Speaker 3: that are going to jail.
Speaker 2: It's so gross.
Speaker 3: And so they put him in the six hundred. Okay,
Speaker 3: now we get Johnny in the six hundred. This is
Speaker 3: all we get, Like, Johnny, are you okaya?
Speaker 2: He's not doing well at all.
Speaker 3: So he's in his cell by himself. So he needs
Speaker 3: a he needs a roommate.
Speaker 2: He's a roommate. Maybe they can put him with Matt together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, maybe they can put him with the man well,
Speaker 3: because he wants somebody to take somebody talk to.
Speaker 2: I think Emmanuel will make Johnny go back to his
Speaker 2: gang days.
Speaker 3: He's gonna go, like, I just remembered how to make
Speaker 3: a shank. I'll be right back.
Speaker 2: Exactly because he's gonna drive him insane.
Speaker 3: So Johnny's like, I don't know what time it is,
Speaker 3: Like this is a different world. The sleep pattern is off,
Speaker 3: you know, the sleep pattern is unreal. And he goes
Speaker 3: and I used to work in nights, and he goes,
Speaker 3: my sleep is all confused. And if there's any reason
Speaker 3: I would tap out, it would be that it's the sleep.
Speaker 3: He says, I'm all alone. And then you know, we've
Speaker 3: seen a couple of times they've had him lock down
Speaker 3: for like twenty hours at a time. Yeah, and he says, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm away from my wife and my kids. It's so hard.
Speaker 3: But I do want to walk in my son's shoes.
Speaker 3: I have to imagine what he went through. And he
Speaker 3: does seem to be talking about his son in past tense.
Speaker 3: I noticed on this episode he didn't say my son
Speaker 3: is in jail. I want to walk in my son's shoes.
Speaker 3: He says, I have to imagine what he went through.
Speaker 3: I'm noticed, so he's talking about his son in past sense.
Speaker 3: So I wonder if a sun kild him prison or something.
Speaker 3: I just feel like they would have told us that
Speaker 3: I know. So he says, I want to imagine what
Speaker 3: he went through. And you know, you're in here and
Speaker 3: your mind starts playing tricks on you, and you start thinking,
Speaker 3: am I am I a good man? Am I a
Speaker 3: good husband? Am I a good dad?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: I haven't had to sleep? Like this is really hard?
Speaker 3: And we just see him like laying on a little
Speaker 3: bunk like with the book, trying to sleep.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a lot like not knowing what time
Speaker 2: it is. And I mean I can go twenty hours
Speaker 2: without talking to someone. Yeah, I like to do it
Speaker 2: after this. Yeah, right, but yeah, and I mean and
Speaker 2: not I don't know if they're on lockdown, he's not
Speaker 2: able to go out or whatever. I mean, that would
Speaker 2: be a lot in him questioned whether he's a good man, Well,
Speaker 2: we know you're kind of not a good man because
Speaker 2: you know, you started that whole gang thing, and you're
Speaker 2: a reform man. Reform you're reform man, but you you
Speaker 2: you a big chunk of your life, you were most
Speaker 2: definitely not a good man and not a good father,
Speaker 2: because your son followed in your footsteps and he is
Speaker 2: possibly in prison or died in prison.
Speaker 3: Yeah don't yeah, we don't know. M All right, let's
Speaker 3: go over to Jacqueline and Stephanie. Okay, So Jacqueline's like,
Speaker 3: I'm mentally exhausted, you know.
Speaker 2: We can sell.
Speaker 3: And so they go outside. I don't know if they're
Speaker 3: doing like check to get in the showers or what,
Speaker 3: but like just their pod comes out and the CEO
Speaker 3: is checking them off, and.
Speaker 2: She says, I think they were gone to the yard.
Speaker 3: Maybe they are, but they're doing something to get checked
Speaker 3: off to go somewhere, just their little group, and she
Speaker 3: says Kennedy and Jacqueline kind of looks behind her and
Speaker 3: looks over and goes, oh yeah. And that CEO is like,
Speaker 3: do you not know your name? Which is a mistake
Speaker 3: that she made.
Speaker 2: She blew her cover again and she.
Speaker 3: Gets so she does like the opposite. She gets all
Speaker 3: Man's like, you don't talk to me like that, Like
Speaker 3: I just had a moment like you were pointing behind me.
Speaker 3: I thought you were pointing behind me and I was
Speaker 3: looking behind me, and so you have some I'm like,
Speaker 3: well her she makes sense to if the CIOF did
Speaker 3: kind of point behind.
Speaker 2: Her, Yeah, you do look like, okay, who is there
Speaker 2: another Kennedy? Like she who, What's what's going on? I
Speaker 2: think she covered it up well. I think then she
Speaker 2: went too far.
Speaker 3: Too far. She starts fighting with her, like you're gonna
Speaker 3: show me respect, and da da da da, you open
Speaker 3: the fucking door and all He's like, don't speak to
Speaker 3: me like that.
Speaker 2: You don't talk to me like that.
Speaker 3: Don't try to make me feel stupid.
Speaker 2: Of course I know my name, but I was like,
Speaker 2: oh god. I was like, oh. I was like, okay, girl,
Speaker 2: slow down now. So relax, yeah, relax, we got it.
Speaker 2: She's still supposed to be this quiet person, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: So the talking head Stephanie goes her yelling like this
Speaker 3: forgetting her own name, saying she's in here for alcohol,
Speaker 3: when she's in here for stabbing her boyfriend. She's setting
Speaker 3: herself up for a fight.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I want to distance myself from her. So I guess
Speaker 3: when the CEO said something about new people on drugs,
Speaker 3: and she goes, well, I'm not even in here for drugs,
Speaker 3: here for alcohol, And then why did say that? The
Speaker 3: CEO goes, alcohol is drugs? Dummy. I don't know, because
Speaker 3: remember when she said her story did have to do
Speaker 3: with alcohol, and that would be easy for her to
Speaker 3: do because I guess she had an alcohol problem. You did,
Speaker 3: so I guess what the point is is that she's
Speaker 3: got an alcohol problem that made her attempt boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Okay, Skene doesn't want to hang out with
Speaker 2: her because she wants to hang out.
Speaker 3: With the real criminals. Yeah, He's like, this girl's not cool. No, so,
Speaker 3: Jacqueline says, prior to her arriving, there was some drama
Speaker 3: in her In her cell, Christina and Tapitha are yelling
Speaker 3: at each other from their bunks, and we see Jacqueline
Speaker 3: like everybody like try just to go to sleep, like
Speaker 3: you're not going to solve it, Like everybody could just
Speaker 3: try to go to sleep. And another girl named Micheline
Speaker 3: McLean is also joining in, and it's like you guys
Speaker 3: just talking, like I'm so sick of talking about this.
Speaker 2: Quit talking.
Speaker 3: And there's lots of threats of like I'll pull you
Speaker 3: out of the bed, bitch, I'll beat your ass, bitch,
Speaker 3: fucking stupid hord da dah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Then the one girl goes and searchs is Christina is
Speaker 3: like up in Tabitha's face and Tabatha is up on
Speaker 3: her bunk, and Lyaric goes, just pull her off the bed,
Speaker 3: go ahead and fight, and so they do.
Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, two of them pull her off the bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, she could have hit her head on
Speaker 2: the floor, and just all these different scenarios went through
Speaker 2: my head, like they just don't think like people in
Speaker 2: the outside world at all.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. Shees pull her off the bed, let them fight,
Speaker 3: and so Jacqueline goes, now I have to sit here
Speaker 3: and watch these two girls.
Speaker 2: Beat up Tabitha.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Lyaric and Lyric is saying like, okay, let
Speaker 3: her get a hit in. Let her get a hit in.
Speaker 3: Like she's telling them, okay, you've had too many hits,
Speaker 3: Now you get to hit her.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine like sitting there and having to watch
Speaker 2: this go down? No, and you know that it should
Speaker 2: be a snare where these two people are fighting but
Speaker 2: people are pulling them apart. But now people are over
Speaker 2: there making bet song who's gonna fucking win and shit
Speaker 2: like that. Like it's so real.
Speaker 3: I can hardly watch it on TV. I can't imagine
Speaker 3: seeing it in person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3: So she's being jumped. Yeah, she's being jumped, and it's
Speaker 3: at night, and there's cameras in there apparently, but yeah,
Speaker 3: nobody's doing anything about it. And she says, I can't
Speaker 3: just lay there and watch somebody get beat up like that.
Speaker 3: But for me to jump into it would be out
Speaker 3: of character. But I have to try to stand up
Speaker 3: for what's right. So she starts yelling.
Speaker 2: And shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: Talking head Stephanie goes, I could hear Jacquline yelling into
Speaker 3: the bends. I don't know what is wrong with her.
Speaker 3: So talking head Lyric goes, Yeah, Jacqueline's got a lot
Speaker 3: of personality for a white girl, but she doesn't know
Speaker 3: a lot about life. And now she's at a level
Speaker 3: ten and she needs to take it down.
Speaker 2: So you don't want to pissed off Lyric.
Speaker 3: So this is when and Jacqueline starts yelling at them
Speaker 3: and start saying like, why can't you all just get along?
Speaker 3: Why can't you just say like, you're right, you have
Speaker 3: a point. Everybody has a point, right, but we're not
Speaker 3: gonna You're screaming and you're beating her up. I think
Speaker 3: she's really trying to like draw the attention to her,
Speaker 3: so they quit beating the table.
Speaker 2: They'll stop. Yeah, she's doing she's doing what she can
Speaker 2: because she knows she can't get get down there and
Speaker 2: break up the fight.
Speaker 3: So now it's the next day. Jacqueline and Stephanie sit
Speaker 3: together on Jacqueline's bed and Stephanie goes, are you normally
Speaker 3: like loud like that?
Speaker 2: Are you like normally loud?
Speaker 3: Jacqueline goes, no, like, I mean I could get like
Speaker 3: rowdy with my friends, but no, like I'm roly like
Speaker 3: super quiet, so talking has Stephanie goes, I don't know
Speaker 3: why she's acting like that, Like is it just for
Speaker 3: the show? And at the end of the day, it's
Speaker 3: every man for yourself and here, And I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3: I would throw Jackie under the bus one hundred percent
Speaker 3: if I had to. She's just someone I need in
Speaker 3: the moment. I can always throw her to the side
Speaker 3: because I like winning.
Speaker 2: Lord. If someone teaches Stephanie how to make a shank
Speaker 2: in Arson Crafts and Jaqueline better watch out, she's gonna
Speaker 2: be on the head list.
Speaker 3: Stephanie all of a sudden is like, I'll throw her
Speaker 3: under the bus. She's somebody I need in the moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah. One week in wow, one week in prison, and
Speaker 2: this is what has happened to her? What's that squeaky clean?
Speaker 2: I'm not from the hood. I live where the white
Speaker 2: people live. I've got my nerdy white boyfriend. I'm she
Speaker 2: I think she's willing to throw that life behind her,
Speaker 2: like that was my old life. When I get out
Speaker 2: of here, I am gonna move to the hood with
Speaker 2: my siblings because I like this life.
Speaker 3: This is crazy, it is And she's got like an
Speaker 3: evil smile on her face.
Speaker 2: Like she's not the same person.
Speaker 3: It is taking a week.
Speaker 2: All right, God, how many more days?
Speaker 3: It's funny too, because Jacqueline showed that she was marking
Speaker 3: off the weeks, yes, or the days or something, and
Speaker 3: he goes, oh, I'm not too that.
Speaker 2: No, she she's got to re sign up. She's gonna
Speaker 2: be another Nate.
Speaker 3: So next time on we see Alan getting annoyed with
Speaker 3: the CEO, and the CEO is being like rude, you know,
Speaker 3: like get in there, and Alan says, you know, just
Speaker 3: because we're in here doesn't mean.
Speaker 2: You could throw us aside like a piece of trash.
Speaker 3: And then we see Alan losing it and like throwing
Speaker 3: stuff in the cell and his cell mate is kind
Speaker 3: of laughing, like.
Speaker 2: Whoa Like whoa white boy? Calm down a little bit,
Speaker 2: come down, don't forget you anemic. Now you don't have
Speaker 2: enough street.
Speaker 3: You gotta preserve your street.
Speaker 2: You gotta get dizzy and pass out.
Speaker 3: So then we see a manual in prison, acting real
Speaker 3: goofy for the cameras, like do you want to see
Speaker 3: my room? This has been the prison.
Speaker 2: Show and he may get kicked off. People were like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is wrong with wrong with him?
Speaker 3: I said, the other show is happy.
Speaker 2: His wife is happy that he is gone. He's like,
Speaker 2: she's like I am enjoyed being a single mom. Y'all
Speaker 2: get his ass in there. He broaks my nerves.
Speaker 3: My note is the other inmates are not into it.
Speaker 3: They're not into him. So in the d with the girls,
Speaker 3: a girl named Tiny is offering hooch and Jacqueline didn't
Speaker 3: want to do it. Now, I don't know if Jacqueline
Speaker 3: does have a drinking problem, and she's like, I'm not
Speaker 3: going to think she did, and I think she does.
Speaker 3: She should say to them, I'm an alcoholic. I'm really
Speaker 3: trying not to but maybe the girls I don't care
Speaker 3: about people in recovery. It is pretty oh sure they don't,
Speaker 3: and this good point, and Jacqueline didn't want to do it,
Speaker 3: so she goes, nah, I'm on a little something else.
Speaker 3: So she says that she's on something else and to
Speaker 3: throw them off, and Stephanie goes, yeah, if you don't
Speaker 3: take the drugs, you're a suspect. So I want to
Speaker 3: fit in, and we see Stephanie over in that I
Speaker 3: don't know what she's doing, but they're giving her something.
Speaker 2: She's taking it. Well, I'm would the most definitely taken
Speaker 2: the hoot. I just would have tasted it to be
Speaker 2: like how gross is this? I don't know, but I
Speaker 2: would need something to knock the edge off.
Speaker 3: Well, also, you don't want everybody else. They're gonna be
Speaker 3: drunk and you're the only sober one because God knows
Speaker 3: what's gonna.
Speaker 2: Happen to you.
Speaker 3: Well, or then again, maybe it's toppo site. You're the
Speaker 3: only You need to keep your wits about you. With
Speaker 3: all these drunk girls in they're fighting and shit, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know they you know, they've been chasing after Jacqueline's booty,
Speaker 2: So she i don't know. Maybe she does need to
Speaker 2: stay sober, that's right.
Speaker 3: So anyway, Stephanie says, no, I'm just I'd like to
Speaker 3: fit in here we go, what do you got, I'll
Speaker 3: take it. So Nate's twenty ninth birthday, and Nate says,
Speaker 3: I never thought I'd spend my twenty ninth birthday in prison.
Speaker 3: And somebody comes in it's like, are you ready for
Speaker 3: your birthday beat down? I was like, what, Oh no,
Speaker 3: Why'm not That's not what happened on our birthday.
Speaker 2: No, I skip that part. Yeah, but Nate, at the
Speaker 2: same time you chose to be in prison for your
Speaker 2: twenty ninth birthday.
Speaker 3: You could do the math out that was when that
Speaker 3: was gonna fall.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think probably they'll be real nice to Nate on
Speaker 3: his birthday.
Speaker 2: I think so too.
Speaker 3: That doesn't really like me.
Speaker 2: Everybody likes Nate.
Speaker 3: Matt says he's at his breaking point with Lawrence, and
Speaker 3: we see him again addressing the cameras, like when Lawrence
Speaker 3: is asleep, he's looking at the cameras going I want
Speaker 3: to bunch it, and he's mouthing to the cameras, I
Speaker 3: want to punch you.
Speaker 2: Well, because he's thinking Okay, if this acting thing doesn't
Speaker 2: work out, I could always be a mine. So let
Speaker 2: me show them what I've got. I'm a little bit
Speaker 2: of I can do a little bit of anything, Guys,
Speaker 2: I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Matt is a grade A weirdo. I cannot get over
Speaker 3: really I addressing the camera like he thinks he's on
Speaker 3: the real world, Like, yeah.
Speaker 2: You're not supposed to break the third wall, you're not
Speaker 2: supposed to talk to well, and then in this situation,
Speaker 2: it's really you should have talked to the fucking camera
Speaker 2: because you're you know, they're got to figure out who
Speaker 2: you are, and while you're really there, Like, this guy's
Speaker 2: talking a little bit too too much to the cameras.
Speaker 3: You've not seen that. You've not seen one other person
Speaker 3: look directly at a camera and address it.
Speaker 2: Nope, only Matts.
Speaker 3: So I assume they have cameras in there for protection,
Speaker 3: but they don't have sound.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 3: So if he screamed, you know, he has to press
Speaker 3: the button and scream out a little hole, I guess.
Speaker 2: Oh lord, he just says the most Lawrence.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I think Lawrence is eating gross stuff
Speaker 3: to have that gas to try to figure out a
Speaker 3: way to gas him out, to make him one, to
Speaker 3: make him request a move.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, I gotta agree with Matt on
Speaker 2: that I just don't want to be in a room
Speaker 2: with someone's pooped.
Speaker 3: I don't either. That's disgusting and there's no ventilation. I
Speaker 3: don't want to talk about it. I can't talk a much.
Speaker 3: I can't talk about it against much. Everybody, make sure
Speaker 3: you're following both of us on social media. It is
Speaker 3: the Libra Lounge of Keisha and Pink Shade Pod. Keisha
Speaker 3: has a podcast. If you're listening here, you know that
Speaker 3: I have a podcast. And what's happening this week is
Speaker 3: still doing HTA with Kimberly on Tuesdays. And let me
Speaker 3: tell you who's going to be on this week for
Speaker 3: poping Bravo on Thursday. I got to go to my
Speaker 3: little list here because we're recording this a little early,
Speaker 3: and I don't always know it is Christine and Stacy,
Speaker 3: our buddies from the rewatch. Yes, they're going to be
Speaker 3: on to talk about Bravo and pop culture next no
Speaker 3: this week. Sorry, we're recording early. I'm confusing myself. And
Speaker 3: then again, also Kimberly and I are still covering Seeking
Speaker 3: Sister Wife and ninety Day the other way, and on
Speaker 3: Wednesday we will have our recap up of the Love.
Speaker 2: Is Blind reunion.
Speaker 3: It may come out Wednesday night, it may come out
Speaker 3: Thursday morning, when if they give us a screener, it'll
Speaker 3: be out early. If they don't give us a screener,
Speaker 3: you'll have it the next day. We usually they don't.
Speaker 3: They usually don't give us a screener for the reunion,
Speaker 3: but the season has been so wacky on Love is Blind.
Speaker 2: They might they they they might. I mean they may
Speaker 2: come film the reunion in our house. I don't that
Speaker 2: that is just how off the wall the season has been.
Speaker 3: Nothing would surprise me. And as far as that goes, guys,
Speaker 3: after that, Keisha and I, I think I'm gonna take
Speaker 3: a one week break and then Keisha and I are
Speaker 3: going to roll into season one, episode one, Welcome to Plathfill.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do a Plathfill rewatch.
Speaker 3: And I'm very excited about that because I haven't watched
Speaker 3: it from season I've watched the whole thing obviously, and
Speaker 3: I've watched some seasons twice, but I haven't started from
Speaker 3: season one, episode one.
Speaker 2: In a long time, and these might these are virgin
Speaker 2: ear I mean eyes. Yeah, you always on in the background,
Speaker 2: but I've never sat down and watched a single episod.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to turn that brightness down on your
Speaker 3: TV because it is white black people everywhere everywhere that
Speaker 3: I can see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do they call it? Hitler's wet dream, That's
Speaker 2: what they are.
Speaker 3: I called them the well you'll see as we go.
Speaker 3: I call them either the children of the corn or Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're like minions because the little kids, who are now
Speaker 3: much older because it's been seven years that they've been
Speaker 3: on the little kids don't ever see any outside people.
Speaker 3: So when any outside people come in, they run up
Speaker 3: like the mini's like, oh.
Speaker 2: Oh, blessed their hearts. I didn't know. They didn't get
Speaker 2: to see outside. Oh man, okay they're going.
Speaker 3: To town or anything.
Speaker 2: How sad? How dreads?
Speaker 3: They're okay now, okay, not really. I mean they're all
Speaker 3: fucked in the head because of their parents.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, but they've seen the outside world a little bit.
Speaker 3: They have now been outside of that farm.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, good, good, good good good okay.
Speaker 3: So everybody, you'll have that to look forward to in
Speaker 3: a few weeks, but make sure you listen to our
Speaker 3: Love is Blind reunion recap. Our minds are blown blown
Speaker 3: and there. I guess they're gonna announce what the next
Speaker 3: city is, and hopefully they'll give us at least a
Speaker 3: month break before they started back up.
Speaker 2: They usually give us about a month.
Speaker 3: Last time, they gave us like three weeks, Keisha, which
Speaker 3: is almost a month. Okay, all right, all right, Keisha,
Speaker 3: I will see you later this week.
Speaker 2: Bye bye,