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<v Speaker 1>This is Gary and Shannon, and you're listening to KFI

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<v Speaker 1>AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand

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<v Speaker 1>on the iHeartRadio app. There are some parts of Hollywood

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<v Speaker 1>that are run down. They almost seem to be like

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<v Speaker 1>baby ghost towns. Some areas this small stretch of Sunset

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<v Speaker 1>Boulevard among them. This is an area of Sunset between

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<v Speaker 1>Las Palmas and Highland where several dilapidated properties sit, including

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<v Speaker 1>the former La Weekly office. This is all part of

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<v Speaker 1>a proposed development that is going to try to reshape

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<v Speaker 1>the area. One of the odd crumbling structures there in

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<v Speaker 1>that vicinity is on a massive lot with old bungalows

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<v Speaker 1>and motel rooms. It's called the Hollywood Center Motel. It

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<v Speaker 1>looks creepy to begin with. Yeah, it's got this great

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<v Speaker 1>sign out in front. I mean, except the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>it's missing one of the l's in Holly. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>got a great sign out in front that says Hollywood

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<v Speaker 1>Center Motel. And it's sort of a I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what'd you call it, an art deco sign our deco

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<v Speaker 1>with an arrow pointing down like the Beetlejuice sign all that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's just a it's a cool looking place,

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<v Speaker 2>and you can see clearly this would be something that

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<v Speaker 2>they would if you're making a movie about late forties

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<v Speaker 2>fifties Hollywood, this would be a place that you would

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<v Speaker 2>refurbish and bring back to its full potential.

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<v Speaker 1>It has played host to a slew of film and

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<v Speaker 1>TV productions, including La Confidential, Confidential, The Rockford Files, a

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen seventy two Pam Greer film hit Man. But now

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<v Speaker 1>they say it looks like it's only suitable for horror films.

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<v Speaker 2>The Victorian house that you mentioned it was really the

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<v Speaker 2>first building on this entire lot. Way back in the

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<v Speaker 2>early nineteen hundreds, very well to do couple William and

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<v Speaker 2>Sarah Avery lived there. They called it the They called

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<v Speaker 2>it El Nido. Changed hands a few times in the twenties.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple of the new owners commissioned a build her

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<v Speaker 2>to put up a bunch of bungalows on the property

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<v Speaker 2>in an old English design. The owners kept expanding the property.

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<v Speaker 2>They were renting out the bungalows to I mean this again,

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<v Speaker 2>center of Hollywood. So you got a bunch of movie

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<v Speaker 2>extras and people in town trying to make it, and

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<v Speaker 2>this is where they would stay so they owners eventually die,

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<v Speaker 2>their daughter takes over and they sell it at auction.

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<v Speaker 2>She sells it at auction back in nineteen fifty four.

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<v Speaker 1>But what happens at hotels like this, well, tragedy befalls them.

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<v Speaker 1>It has to right. Hotels that are around for a

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<v Speaker 1>certain amount of years, it's only a matter of time

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<v Speaker 1>until they become infamous for one thing or another. And

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen sixty three a crime made the papers when

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<v Speaker 1>a young, well dressed bandit held up the manager, Dorothea Meryll,

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<v Speaker 1>at gunpoint, turn into bed and stole one hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>eighty dollars from the hotel. Till later on in the sixties,

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<v Speaker 1>remember Buffalo Springfield, they were just an upstart at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>They all took up residence at one of the double

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<v Speaker 1>story houses located at the Hollywood Center Motel. They loved

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<v Speaker 1>the cheap rights, they loved the proximity to the music scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Neil Young and Crazy Horse supposedly stayed there not because

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<v Speaker 2>it was great, but literally because they were looking for

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<v Speaker 2>the sleaziest motel on sunset that they could find, and

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<v Speaker 2>this is the one that fit the bill.

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<v Speaker 1>In the eighties, it became infamous yet again, when it

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<v Speaker 1>became a footnote in the Wild Billionaire Boys Club saga.

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<v Speaker 1>This was a case It centered around a Freddy La

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<v Speaker 1>investment club turned Ponzi scheme that saw the founder of

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<v Speaker 1>the club convicted of murdering one of the investors. During

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<v Speaker 1>the trial, that guy's best friend described to the La Times.

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<v Speaker 1>Described by the La Times as the prosecutions our witness

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<v Speaker 1>was connected to another murder of a guy in his

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<v Speaker 1>early twenties whose body was found inside the trunk of

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<v Speaker 1>one of the motel's rooms in the fall of eighty six.

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<v Speaker 1>It is funny.

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<v Speaker 2>There are a few There are a few Yelp reviews

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<v Speaker 2>of this place that are up right now. The last

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<v Speaker 2>Yelp review or the most recent, I should say, looks

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<v Speaker 2>like it's October of twenty three and said what was

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<v Speaker 2>once a unique motel court is now a creepy experience

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<v Speaker 2>to avoid the algorithm says that I have to say more.

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<v Speaker 2>Stand by my statement again. It's these are not necessarily

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<v Speaker 2>authentic people who stayed there, obviously, but fellow travelers and

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<v Speaker 2>road dog I renamed this the Hollywood Standard Motel or sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>Hollywood STD Motel is what this place should be called,

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<v Speaker 2>not the place I thought I would be checking into

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<v Speaker 2>so decided not to check in after I pulled into

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<v Speaker 2>the driveway. That was from November of twenty two, So.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Coming up next an update on our Feathered Friends,

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<v Speaker 3>You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI

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<v Speaker 3>AM six forty.

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<v Speaker 1>Gary said in the Brig Shadows with his second family,

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<v Speaker 1>he thinks Shadow has a second family, Amy, and that

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<v Speaker 1>his second family lives at one thousand feet and there's

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<v Speaker 1>no snow, no and they're all comfy and whadows. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a very devoted dad. Where is he right now?

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<v Speaker 4>He's maybe getting some fish or maybe just taking a break.

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<v Speaker 1>They work fair for them other kids. He said, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go get some cigarettes. I'll be right back. Do

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<v Speaker 1>we even know about the mating habits of a male

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<v Speaker 1>eagle and if he does have a second family?

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<v Speaker 4>By nature, we know that they mate and they stay together.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't know if they have multiple I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>the penguins penguins, I think mate for a life and

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<v Speaker 4>that's what eagles do too, Is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? So no chance Shadows get a second family somewhere.

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<v Speaker 4>He's not getting any side hustle, side action, what do

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<v Speaker 4>you call it?

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<v Speaker 1>Side piece? Not? If that what do I call it? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean not if that other eagle also made babies

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<v Speaker 1>during the making baby season, I mean that that eagle

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<v Speaker 1>could be down for the count too. In terms of

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<v Speaker 1>sexy time.

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<v Speaker 2>How long does it take to bounce back? Yeah, for

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<v Speaker 2>an eagle, yeah, I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>For a human, what is it? Six weeks? They tell

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<v Speaker 1>you not to get in there for six weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>That's more comfort than it is. I mean, are you asking,

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<v Speaker 2>like when can you?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>I said, well, I don't. I'm not going to answer that.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I'm just saying if eaglettles have a specific

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<v Speaker 1>mating season and he does have two families, We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to get so much hate over this.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just suggesting something off the air that didn't

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<v Speaker 2>need to be brought on the air. Where is Shadow

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<v Speaker 2>and he's not in the nest and he's not keeping

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<v Speaker 2>these babies warm and he's not getting snow dumped on

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<v Speaker 2>his wai?

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<v Speaker 1>How long does it cow?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, Amy, how long does it count? Does it take

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<v Speaker 1>to go catch a fish and bring it back up? Well? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like he's taking too long? Like is he

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<v Speaker 1>in the car outside of the nest listening to music

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<v Speaker 1>not wanting to go back to the nest because he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to deal with Jackie being like that might

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<v Speaker 1>be the case.

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<v Speaker 4>She doesn't give up the nest, especially when the weather's

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<v Speaker 4>bad like this, okay, so she's pretty much like it's mine,

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<v Speaker 4>stay away.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I'll do it. You're not going to do

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<v Speaker 1>it right, so I'll just do everything because you're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to do it right.

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<v Speaker 4>She totally does that to him, like he tries to

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<v Speaker 4>feed and then she comes and she'll like move stuff

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<v Speaker 4>like yeah, that piece is too big, or he'll put stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Like she say things to him like oh, bless your heart.

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<v Speaker 3>She does.

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<v Speaker 4>And then when he'll like put sticks down in the

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<v Speaker 4>nest because they're always kind of building the nest, and

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<v Speaker 4>she'll like look at him and then move.

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<v Speaker 1>It for real. Yeah, yeah, oh that's not cool. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to live in a house like that constantly.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like a roof on my house. This one

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<v Speaker 1>does not have that interesting. Where do you guys think

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<v Speaker 1>Shadow is though? Do you think he's really like painstakingly

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<v Speaker 1>he's below the snow line right now? Yeah, he could be.

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<v Speaker 1>He could be down in the tree, just on a

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<v Speaker 1>perch at the at the nest pub, the pup nest.

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<v Speaker 2>He's downstairs, Is that what you're saying? He's downstairs waiting

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<v Speaker 2>for her to.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to sleep. So silence, well, silence, Yeah, she'll call

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<v Speaker 1>him when she needs really come and she'll call him.

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<v Speaker 3>Amy.

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<v Speaker 1>How much time do you've spent watching this? Asking for

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<v Speaker 1>a friend? So I've been doing this for I've been

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<v Speaker 1>watching them for probably four or five six years the season,

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<v Speaker 1>so I've garnered some smart stuff. Do you and your

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<v Speaker 1>cat read them? And the cats hang out? The cats

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<v Speaker 1>watch the Oh my god, you guys. I did try

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<v Speaker 1>to make the cats watch it the other day. My

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<v Speaker 1>dog react them. They don't. The cats don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if they're if they're moving around or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll he'll tell the kids. These are more like it's

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<v Speaker 2>about them. Like there, It's like, come on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true.

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<v Speaker 4>Just yeah, give me some food. I don't care about

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<v Speaker 4>those little things swirming on the screen.

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<v Speaker 1>The e's like a football player watching somebody else's game.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on the eaglists do hatch. With the poor vision,

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<v Speaker 2>they can barely see shadows. Now they're saying that shadows

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<v Speaker 2>lowercase s not the not the dad. But they said

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<v Speaker 2>that the third chick, they were concerned about it because

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<v Speaker 2>it was later, several days later than they first two,

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<v Speaker 2>and they were worried that it wasn't getting food. They said,

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<v Speaker 2>it's better at figuring out now where the food is

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<v Speaker 2>coming from, and it's been able to hold up its

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<v Speaker 2>head for bites of meat from the beaks of the parents.

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<v Speaker 4>They're doing a good job getting making sure that the

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<v Speaker 4>little one gets some food. But the first born, I

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<v Speaker 4>think it must be the first born, so because they

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<v Speaker 4>came out like what one hatched and then the other

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<v Speaker 4>hatch the next day. The bigger one I call him

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<v Speaker 4>brutus because he is vicious with the other ones and

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<v Speaker 4>he pecks them.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know it's not a female. It's she

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<v Speaker 1>is vicious and she pecks them. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it is.

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<v Speaker 2>They refer to them as refer to that as bonking it.

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<v Speaker 2>You should come up with a different word it.

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<v Speaker 4>What's really mean because that when they do that, it's

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<v Speaker 4>like they bite the other one's head and the other

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<v Speaker 4>one just collapses, and it's to establish pecking order.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of heartbreaking to watch. But they're all fine and

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<v Speaker 4>everybody's getting food. I watched him yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know about the broad patch? The brood patch?

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<v Speaker 1>The brood patch is a patch of featherless skin low

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<v Speaker 1>on the abdomen that both Jackie and Shadow develop. A

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<v Speaker 1>brood patch is supplied with blood vessels aiding in heat transfer.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a heating blanket. That must be nice to have

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<v Speaker 1>red blood cells. You have some, Yeah, couple a couple.

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<v Speaker 4>So anyway, they said that they fit like eleven times

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<v Speaker 1>Several small meals are better for your metabolism. There go.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that just what you tell yourself when you plow

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<v Speaker 1>Some of us like bigger portions. I yes, you do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna get them done because otherwise you just

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<v Speaker 2>If they know how much I owe, just tell me

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<v Speaker 2>did I already pay that much?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to give me a refund? Or do

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<v Speaker 2>Don't make me go through the rigamarole, because if I

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<v Speaker 2>me anyway. Sorry, started sounded like a little drunk uncle there,

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<v Speaker 2>a little bet.

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<v Speaker 1>You just tell me anyway. I mean, I gotta write

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<v Speaker 1>a check, don't I It's not it's not that hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Those malls that you've been to that are empty at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of Thanksgiving sounds like you've run out of

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<v Speaker 1>all things to talk about. Football game's over. Tell Gary's

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<v Speaker 1>another thing.

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<v Speaker 2>If you know, if you know how much how much

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<v Speaker 1>Just tell me. Just tell me how much you're supposed

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<v Speaker 1>Just tell me. Don't don't make me scared. Where are

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<v Speaker 1>my keys? I'm fine, I am fine. I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 3>You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up a shocking story. A man severely emaciated he

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<v Speaker 2>President Trump is meeting with the Secretary General of NATO

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<v Speaker 2>when we get to Swamp Watch, we'll talk more about that.

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<v Speaker 1>PSA, have you gotten the toll road texts?

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<v Speaker 2>Did my daughter got one identical.

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<v Speaker 1>To my husband got him? My girlfriends have got him

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<v Speaker 1>that don't even live here anyway, The FBI now warning

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<v Speaker 1>They're happening to all of us. They're not real. They're

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<v Speaker 1>The FBI received more than two thousand complaints just this

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<v Speaker 1>month alone. The texts impersonate state road toll collection agencies.

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<v Speaker 6>Erry, I don't appreciate your condescendingly asking Shannon what the

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<v Speaker 6>temperature of snow is? Okay, well, what's the temperature of

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<v Speaker 6>your IQ? Probably about seventy degrees?

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<v Speaker 1>Good.

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<v Speaker 6>Look. Don't let Gary bully you like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a nice day, you know, do bully me? Bully

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<v Speaker 1>hy a bit by?

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh, I'm Gary.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ringing in oz ooh.

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<v Speaker 2>Not again.

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, Gary and Shannon. This is Gonzo here, reporting live

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<v Speaker 7>from ground zero to the ninety five block of Glenn Cannon,

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<v Speaker 7>where a tornado hit at three fifteen in the morning

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<v Speaker 7>Crazy weather on the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Gonzo on the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>National Weather Service does say it was an EF zero.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the lowest rating, but it's still an it still counts.

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<v Speaker 2>A CHP is also escorting traffic up over the Grapevine.

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<v Speaker 2>They said there's some snow flurries, but it's not really

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<v Speaker 2>sticking snow visible from north of the Fort to hone

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<v Speaker 2>exit to just south of Gorman. And the temperature right

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<v Speaker 2>there's about thirty four degrees, so it'll it'll stop that.

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<v Speaker 2>An hour ago, cal Trans District seven posted that on

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<v Speaker 1>The malls of our youth have disappeared. Right. No longer

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<v Speaker 1>will you find a glamour shots or wet seal or

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<v Speaker 1>Orange Julius.

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<v Speaker 1>Malls have to kind of pivot, don't they, because for

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<v Speaker 1>several reasons, we're not going to them anymore. Kids don't

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<v Speaker 1>They've got smartphones for that. The COVID pandemic shut down

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of in person shopping. We haven't gone back

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<v Speaker 1>to that. It's just the way we do things these days.

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<v Speaker 1>Asn't involved going to a shopping mall. So what are

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<v Speaker 1>they going to fill all that space with? Well, it

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<v Speaker 1>may be that wellness malls pick up where the Malls

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<v Speaker 1>of our Youth left off.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an interesting look at the way that commercial real

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<v Speaker 2>estate works right now, with so many stores that over

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<v Speaker 2>the last ten years or so. I mean, you can

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<v Speaker 2>you can imagine wherever you live in southern California, you

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<v Speaker 2>can imagine in a strip mall or even a normal

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<v Speaker 2>what you would consider shopping mall that has lost twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five percent, thirty fifty percent of its tenants and nothing

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<v Speaker 2>has come to replace it.

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<v Speaker 1>Or it's those stores that are.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the I don't want to get anybody in trouble,

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<v Speaker 2>but the cheap asss the worst quality products and they

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<v Speaker 2>sell a million different things, and they're all plastic and

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<v Speaker 2>they're all microplastics and they're just awful products.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there used to be different grades of shopping malls.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you'd have like the Nordstrom, Bloomy's, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like South Coast Plaza, and then you get into you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the Garden Grove mall or whatever. I'm not putting any

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<v Speaker 1>malls down, and I'm making some of this up, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. Some of them are the

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<v Speaker 1>high end stores, and some of them are all the

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<v Speaker 1>places from the parts from China that you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>You had the Banana Republic Mall, you had the Gap mall,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you had the old Navy mall. Right, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>they're all the same product, it's just different labels.

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<v Speaker 1>There is Corda Madera where you were judged like Julia

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<v Speaker 1>Roberts and Pretty Woman, and then there was Northgate where

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<v Speaker 1>you could go and you could go to Missus Fields

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<v Speaker 1>and Mervin's. You felt comfortable smoke. Did you did, anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>So they're calling the new iteration of malls the wellness

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<v Speaker 1>tenants or medtail businesses like medical retail and so dentists.

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<v Speaker 2>You had to bring it up again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, but it's right here. Dentists are are in demand.

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<v Speaker 1>I have seen more Dennis and Strip malls lately than

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<v Speaker 1>I ever have, which makes it kind of almost gives

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<v Speaker 1>me a vibe of user friendly, Like going to the

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<v Speaker 1>dentist isn't a big production if it's right next to

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<v Speaker 2>Joe's right the dentist I go to. There's a there's

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<v Speaker 2>a breakfast restaurant right next to it. There's a gym

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<v Speaker 2>that's a corner exactly. It's not a medical office building.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's kind of nice. You just pop in, you

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<v Speaker 1>get your teeth clean, you pop out, it's not the

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<v Speaker 1>excavation that I went through at my root canal.

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<v Speaker 2>PDS is a nationwide company, PDS Health, and it recruits

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<v Speaker 2>young dentists out of dental schools and sets them up

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<v Speaker 2>in some of the storefront locations around the country. Patients

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<v Speaker 2>are often walk ins things like toothaches. Maybe they're neighbors.

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<v Speaker 2>They want a dentist that's closer to home, and they

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<v Speaker 2>just simply walk in.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I used to think of dentists like pilots,

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<v Speaker 1>like I want the old ones. I like the old

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<v Speaker 1>I like the old Vietnam era pilots. I like my

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<v Speaker 1>dentists old. And then I had my first young dentist.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's spectacular. She's younger than me, and she's wonderful,

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<v Speaker 1>and I mean this was like fifteen years ago. She

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<v Speaker 1>She's wonderful, and she knows all the things, and she

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<v Speaker 1>knows all the new things, and she's quick and wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>Smaller hands to very much.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, very tiny little fingers.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not some guy who worked his way through dental

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<v Speaker 1>Packing guy, right, good point, all right. The quinn app

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<v Speaker 2>Redefining pleasure for Why is someone laughing back?

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<v Speaker 1>There was that Keana laughing at me. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>Will you read us redefining pleasure for women?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to pull up this is all about erotica.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like a podcast. It's an app, right, It's

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<v Speaker 1>mean we're talking like twenty four million minutes every month

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<v Speaker 1>that listeners sign in for for these scripted erotic scenarios.

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<v Speaker 1>So what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna pull up

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<v Speaker 1>have you read it.

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<v Speaker 2>When we come back Gary and Channon, we'll continue deb

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<v Speaker 2>Mark Lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Buckle your seat belt.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, since there's a Trader Joe's next to the dentists,

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<v Speaker 5>at least in what Shannon said, maybe if she has

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<v Speaker 5>to go for another root canal, she should drop by

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<v Speaker 5>Trader Joe's first, get herself a little bit of buff

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<v Speaker 5>chuck and set herself up so it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Not such a terrible it's going to make a meaner

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<v Speaker 1>then she.

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<v Speaker 5>Can just uber home. Take care guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye. That doesn't work. By the way, having cocktails before

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<v Speaker 1>you go to the dentist to mellow you out, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not a good idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Plus, if you're drinking red wine. Oh yeah on your team,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, what trash mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>You open your mouth and you're like, really seriously speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of an update on the global trade war when it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to alcohol, because that's the new focus today is

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<v Speaker 1>all the alcohol. All right? Have you ever heard of

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<v Speaker 1>The Queen's Guard. Well, in The Queen's Guard actor Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>Scott from Fleabag the Hot Priest, You remember him. He

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<v Speaker 1>plays a sword fielding hero, constantly battling his enemies and

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<v Speaker 1>is in his own simmering sexual energy he has to

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<v Speaker 1>fight against. This is not fantasy TV, and you never

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<v Speaker 1>see his face. However, because The Queen's Guard is an

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<v Speaker 1>audio series. This is among three big celebrity led shows

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<v Speaker 1>that debuted this year on the erotica app Quinn. These

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<v Speaker 1>are called Quinn Originals, and they're bringing star power to

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<v Speaker 1>the app's largely user generated content library Audio Erotica. Folks

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<v Speaker 1>I sent you a couple passages of some One of

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<v Speaker 1>them is completely off limits, is it.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I didn't read them. I just sent them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I could tell. Well, can you read from one of

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<v Speaker 1>the passages? Yeah? You have to use your voice though,

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<v Speaker 1>because people are paying good money for this. We'll see

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<v Speaker 1>if you're If you're good enough to go on the app,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they're okay, I'll let you do

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<v Speaker 1>your own production here. Well, I don't know. Is there music?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Let's just see your voice alone and

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<v Speaker 1>not taint it with Smokey Robinson talking about his orgasm

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<v Speaker 1>at eighty five.

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<v Speaker 2>You sent me this one is from a woman's perspective. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>The other one was from a third person like you.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just observing what was going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's kind of creepy. Uh yeah, what did you

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<v Speaker 1>send me? I don't know. I just googled erotic passage

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<v Speaker 1>or excerpt.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is an excerpt from a novel called Firecracker

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<v Speaker 2>by Lucy Lennox and May Archer. And again, this is

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<v Speaker 2>a woman apparently name.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it'll work from a woman's perspective,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm I'm willing to try it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, the character's name is Flynn. Okay, go ahead, I

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<v Speaker 2>need an action.

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<v Speaker 1>Action?

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<v Speaker 2>Could I trust him? Thirty years have past experience suggest No?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I want to? I pressed my nose to JT's

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<v Speaker 2>neck and inhaled a breath of his cologne, clean summer

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<v Speaker 2>sweat layered over something smoky and no doubt expensive, and

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<v Speaker 2>felt my gut tighten with need. Yeah, yeah, I definitely

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to let me take you to bed. Firecracker.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>His voice was low and easy, as if he had

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<v Speaker 2>no reservations or stress about the decision. How nice for him.

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<v Speaker 2>We shouldn't. Those two whispered words were as close to

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<v Speaker 2>a denial as I could muster. And even as I

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<v Speaker 2>said them, m oh, even as I said them, my

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<v Speaker 2>fingers dug into the muscles beneath his T shirt, and

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<v Speaker 2>my hand clenched his more tightly, begging him silently not

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<v Speaker 2>to listen. Oh my all, hail Flynn, honeycut the king

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<v Speaker 2>of mixed signals.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait a minute, it's two dudes.

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<v Speaker 2>WHOA I saw the pronouns?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay, when do they get to it? Are they

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<v Speaker 1>just going to talk like women do? There's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of talking here, is Yeah, when do we get to

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff. I guess it's part of it. There's got

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<v Speaker 1>to be the build up.

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<v Speaker 2>Once I'd locked the back door, I grabbed his wrist

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<v Speaker 2>again and marched him across the lot to my little house.

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<v Speaker 2>Then something, something, something. At times i'd suspected JT himself

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<v Speaker 2>didn't feel that way.

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<v Speaker 1>M boom boom.

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<v Speaker 2>Now in the muted lamplight, I looked at him more closely.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that said, no sex yet. Huh, dude, suck man,

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on? He's just going to talk about it

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<v Speaker 2>and your fingernails and stuff. It took a big step

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<v Speaker 2>until his chest brushed against mine. His hands grabbed my hips.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're runing the genre. I think I think we've

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<v Speaker 1>earned it. I think we've held that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, shorts, Oh they're okay. My heart thumped harder as

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<v Speaker 2>my lung struggled to take in enough oxygen. When his finging,

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<v Speaker 2>what did they do? I almost fell off the stairs. Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not magical, the good. I am intentionally skipping the good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got to be something you can read out loud.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good part, but not too dirty. Come on.

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<v Speaker 2>When I got up to my bedroom loft, I was

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<v Speaker 2>relieved to see I'd left it fairly tidy that morning.

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<v Speaker 2>The bedding was thrown into place, and there weren't any

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<v Speaker 2>dirty clothes on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>So he is gay. That's why I said, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Now, had I looked down at the bottom and

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<v Speaker 2>seen the the ads for the upcoming novels, I would

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<v Speaker 2>have clearly seen that it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a couple of dudes. Does that one say

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<v Speaker 1>sweet as honey? Yes? Interesting?

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<v Speaker 2>The other one says hot as heller.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's no like in the no, not in the excerpt.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why they it's a call an excerpt so that

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<v Speaker 2>you'll go buy Firecracker. Oh, I see it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>movie trailer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet, yes, that's exactly what it is. That's stupid. Give

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<v Speaker 1>him that app anymore. I liked it when you were

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<v Speaker 1>the woman though.

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<v Speaker 2>I closed the distance between us and pressed my mouth

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<v Speaker 2>against hers. She was surprised, but kissed back with a

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<v Speaker 2>ferocity that sent sparks through my body.

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<v Speaker 1>Are these two women? No, this is a different one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually from a You could have used that excerpt.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't do anything work, I apologize. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what kind of websites pop up.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we will, we'll clean it up and we

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<v Speaker 1>will go to swamp watch, or we'll talk about alcohol

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<v Speaker 1>costing more and where we stand with Putin and his

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<v Speaker 1>relationship with Ukraine and the United States. Will have all

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<v Speaker 1>of that very important information for you when we come back.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show. You

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<v Speaker 2>can always hear us live on KFI AM six forty

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