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Speaker 1: It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast. Hello and welcome. Thanks
for getting your pun on, Thanks for telling a friend.
That's how we spread the word about the pirate shit Danny,
longtime no see yeah, I know right what twelve hours, Yeah,
we'll worry. Last night a not even not even well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the BTV show that I thought it was great.
Oh Man matt Ree's put on the Party of the Year.
I believe it was perfect in every sense. If you
wanted food, they had it. If you wanted drinks they had.
Speaker 2: Music tables VIP. If you just want to hang on
and have a good they had it all.
Speaker 1: It was perfect.
Speaker 2: I ate pretty much an entire entire peece I no,
we can't go yet. Why I want to see Billy
eats this whole pizza by himself?
Speaker 1: I did. I gave somebody ate a piece? Did you
eat a piece? No, somebody had a piece, so you
didn't need the entire pizza. I had to be Kevin.
There was just one piece. I don't know if it
was Kevin. Maybe I got there a little too late
on a pizza. There was there was a somebody. I
think somebody ate a piece, which was fine. I was offering,
and then there was a piece left. And I did
not touch that piece.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can tell you who it wasn't. It wasn't me,
It wasn't my wife, It wasn't Randy Flucker. I don't
think it was Kevin. It wasn't Mark Killman.
Speaker 1: It was Kevin. Wasn't because you know, well, you guys
were sitting there. Yeah, I did. I offered a piece
of pizza.
Speaker 2: I mean you were literally sitting right on top of
the stove oven, the pizza oven.
Speaker 1: So I mean pretty bad. It was bad? Why was
it bad? I paid the price, but I.
Speaker 2: Told Beth, I go, hey, I want to stick around
and see if Billy eats this, and Randy Flucker, I said,
you think Bills can eat this?
Speaker 1: Who pizza?
Speaker 2: I want to see you can eat this whole pizza.
Speaker 1: I just felt like.
Speaker 2: I saw there was one skinny piece, like I said,
like somebody took one piece of cut in half just
in case, Hey, anybody wants some pizza?
Speaker 1: I thought. I offered everybody. I did you know you
did all? Right?
Speaker 2: You guys wanted something like we we already ate yeah,
like individually. So by the way they brought the food
outside if you wanted it and served it, they did
it all. They did it all. Matt did a heck
of a job.
Speaker 1: I was so embarrassing, embarrassing about what will eating an
entire pizza? And I was doing it because some people
were telling me that I had too many Miller lights
and I needed to so I was like, I'm done drinking.
Speaker 2: Was it because the guinness is too heavy for a
summer night out?
Speaker 1: No, I'll tell you why. Okay, I'll tell you why.
So this is so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: It couldn't be nearly as embarrassing as some of the
people we were with last night. What do you mean
I want we got some thirsty people on our shows.
And I don't mean alcohol.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? I think they like attention. Oh,
of course, of course they do. They're on the show.
We all like these things were talking to you. Yeah,
they're ego magnets. Okay, who was putting on the show? No,
I think they were. I'm got to say, any dames,
you better be careful.
Speaker 2: Nobody in the regular rotation. Let's put it that way, right, Okay.
Actually I was kind of impressed by some people. They
were they were relatively calm. There are a couple of
people who were like, you know, like, you know, just
try to put on a show. Let's put it that way.
Okaybe auditioning for some stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But but what was your embarrassing story?
Speaker 1: Uh? The embarrassing story is that I have been seeing someone.
You you met the person. It's not embarrassing. It's not embarrassing. Like,
what's embarrassed about that? I have two embarrassing situations. Okay,
so I give them both to you. Yeah, sure, well,
show it's billified. She said, Uh, you know, if you
switched to light beer, I bet you dropped like twenty
pous you know what you know? What about ten years ago.
By the way, let me just say because it wasn't
meant like you're a fat fuck at least, I don't
think it was a health tip. It was he It
was just like, because I say, I really want to
lose weight, and she's like, look for guys, it's easy,
Like you switch, you stop, She goes, I fucking hate
people who drink soda, And then they stopped drinking soda
and they dropped twenty pounds.
Speaker 2: So Weight Watchers when they rebranded as WW. Yeah, about
ten years ago, they tried pushing it toward men. And
when they pushed it towards men, in the commercial, they
showed these hipsters with the glasses and the beards going,
I switched to beer and I dropped X amount of pounds.
I look better than you now, guy, right, yeah, well
she's right.
Speaker 1: So but I drank a bucket because you don't order
guinness and buckets. Well, somebody came out and handed me
a guinness and I said I was gonna drink light beer.
And I was doing it for two reasons. One is
I didn't want to drink a lot. I had to drive,
and that's why the entire pizza because people were like, yeah,
you had a couple of beers, and I did, but
I'm not so many that I was like, you were
with it? Yes, wasn't everybody who we were with was
with it. Yes, everybody we were with was with it.
Speaker 2: There was nobody who was in any danger last night
doing anything.
Speaker 1: So I I but I thought, well, let me eat,
and then I just kept eating and eating.
Speaker 2: And but is it weird that you want to talk
about embarrassing? Maybe this is a third embarrassing story that
you're the Guinness magnet that people see you.
Speaker 1: Wow, I got it. I don't even have to ask
Billy what he wants because that's all I drink. Normally,
that's all I drink. I've been mixing it up this year.
This summer. I've been doing rose all day, wines, and
I've been well rose all day so I'm David nice
and then I've been I had like a I some
beer and I said, throw a splash and lemonade, and
then I really like it like that, Okay, yeah, it's
like a It's like a Sam Adams summer al splash
and lemonade.
Speaker 2: I know people who puts in their beer. Yeah, in Minnesota,
I guess that's a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just adds a little more salty flavor to
But then yeah, so this with booze, Yeah, so this
is I would say that, but the light beer, like
I normally don't drink light beer, so it goes down
like water. Right, So I just but I want I've
been working out. I worked out two weeks in a row,
like almost every day, very very very proud of myself.
Today I wasn't. Yesterday I didn't. I did not, but
today I was like I probably should. So I was
supposed to get together with my friend and we were
gonna have brunch, okay, and she says to me, or
we could go for a walk, food exercise. Hang on now,
hang on, no, no, no, but this gets, this gets,
this gets fucking I want you to think of like
the embarrassing date you've been on. Okay, sort of an
embarrassing date. So uh, we go back and forth, and
then I said, what about the walk? And she goes,
you know what, I'll put on workout calls, I'll meet
you at X spot and we'll watch. She's very decisive, Yeah,
which is great because I I don't what do you
want to do? I don't know, well, I don't know
like I would be, but I'm I'm this is all new,
like this whole thing is new. So I did. Okay.
So we meet up and I had I'm dressed the
way I am dressed, except I have one of those
wick Away shirts on, okay, which you notice right now
I don't have it on. Yeah, okay, I do not
have the Wickaway shirt on it. So we start walking
and I, you know, there's bikes and this, and then
Nay on your left, and you know, with bikes and things,
and then all of a sudden, I hear footsteps. I go,
we're about to get lapped. And the response is, well,
we're moving like a Sunday stroll. And I went, oh, well,
then let's go. Well, let's go, let's go. Oh like,
let's move. Oh yeah. She turned into a fucking Olympic
speed walker. And I'm trying to keep up. I'm trying
to keep up. She's like in a fucking Colone commercial,
and I just feel like I just smoked two packs
of Marlboroughs and my lungs are about to divorce me.
And I'm just I'm trying to keep up, right, and
I'm trying to go and I'm like, I mean, I
don't know if like all my leg muscles are too tight,
like I have longer legs, I can't. I'm going. I'm going.
But here's the worst part. I am now sweating. I
am sweating profusely. I mean it is it. My dad
bod is on full display with the shirt now clinging
to my body as my nipples are saying and the
wind starts whipping.
Speaker 2: No, it's not gonna sweat off the shirt to the
people behind you like the American flag.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it was like an installation at an art museum.
But the assistance of sweats.
Speaker 2: Marilyn Monroe says, if they don't love me at my worst,
they won't have me at my best or something like that.
Speaker 1: So, hey, you got to see you. No, no, she
was cool, cool the whole time. Makes nothing. Well, So
we get back and I am danny. I mean it,
honest to god, it's like clinging to me now. And
I have this sweatshirt that because it was a little
cooler this morning and then it's been a funky day
of humidity and heat, and you know, so I was
carrying this and I'm like, so I go, I said,
I need to just run to the car because there
we were gonna have like a beer or whatever instit on. Okay,
So I go back to my car and I peel
the shirt off me and I wring it out, thinking
do I put this wet rag on? I look like
a discount magic mic standing next to my car, you
know what I'm saying, Like magicran, I go, or do
I rock the zipop that I have on and with
nothing underneath it? And I'm like, I don't think I
really have a choice. I got to try to get
into the zip up and I and it's that's clinging
to me. It's cott and it's like sucking it in,
and I go, oh my god, this is this is
fucking horrible. So the kicker is she doesn't she didn't
sweat at all, right, like at all, she's in shape.
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Trust me your future self. Well, thank you, so, Jamison.
So apparently I hope I can talk about this because
I'm going to Okay, there was an incident at the
show last night where some woman apparently was being asked
to leave and and she got aggressive and she threw
a drink at somebody. And I had heard like that.
Somebody said there was a fight. I don't think there
was a fight, and but they go Jamison caught it all.
I'm like, I go, fucking great, this is great TMJ.
Jamison comes out today all excited. Rock gun Man got
my video. Well, now I got to go and see this.
It's not Rock gun Mad. Yeah, because I watched it
every day. It's here. I go. What he's like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the guy you see, the one with the dude
got his head stuck at the Zoo Zoo brew right
Friday night. So you know that you could stick your
head to these boards and take a picture with like
drawings of animals. One guy got his head stuck in
they couldn't get it out, and somebody got it on
Rock Gone Mad.
Speaker 1: Well, no, they put it up and Rock on Mad.
I don't they must aggregate her. I don't think. I'm
sure you can send them video. I don't think Jamison
send his video. I think they're like they do searches
for Rochester in the surrounding area and they find the
videos and then they take them and they put their
Rock on Mad logo on there and they share it.
He was he was excited that he got picked up.
I don't even know if there's credit, it's gonna help
my business. I was like, but yeah, this lady, and
I said, what happened? And he goes, uh she, he goes,
she got really aggressive and she's saying, I still need
my phone. And then she took her drink and she
whipped it back and it hit somebody in the side
of the head, and he goes, and that's when I
got That's when I got bad. Yeah, that's when I
got bad.
Speaker 2: I Hey, look was that in the middle of Don't
stop Believing.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I have no idea what it was.
I couldn't tell you. I don't know. I enjoyed the show,
talked to Tyler before the before he went up there,
and they did a great job. But I don't know.
And it wasn't because I was drinking, even though I
sweated out today. Yeah, well good, you got it out,
got it out and it's all good. And then Beth
had a gig today.
Speaker 2: Yes she did. Yeah, she's playing right now.
Speaker 1: Did you did you ever see? I was kind of
hoping if she did end up coming with you. I
just wanted to know, like, worst date things, Okay, were
there any bad dates that you ever had? Oh, yeah,
that were bad, bad one time.
Speaker 2: I I've never I don't after my divorce. Yeah, I
have dated a large I went on a date with
a woman that I met on one of those dating
sites and she meets me there. She goes, do you
like camping? I go, no, I'm not a big camper. Okay.
Speaker 1: She looks over at we're at.
Speaker 2: This place on Park av and she sees her ex
boyfriend's three pals. Just can you excuse me one second?
My ex boyfriend's buddies are over there. I'm like, yeah, okay,
I never saw her the rest of the night.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: No, I went in the bathroom to something with my teeth.
I think that she still liked this guy, or she
was still with him and she was screwing around or something.
Speaker 1: And so I did you try to walk over and
go what the fuck's going on? No?
Speaker 2: No, like you if you want to walk away for
like ten minutes from the date, then well I don't
need you.
Speaker 1: Did she try to come back? How long did you
give it? Ten minutes?
Speaker 2: She was still comfortably talking. She like, sit down talking
to him, all right. I was like, okay, you know
what she did invite me over? She didn't like introduce
me to their friends, or I'm like, I got the
hint and so I just left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, I don't know. I think I might give
it more time than that because ten minutes, well yeah,
because we had talked for five Yeah, but the majority
of the date, like if you break it down to
fifteen minutes, sixty seven percent of the dates she was
spending with other people. No, but.
Speaker 2: So I ain't got paid, I ain't nobody got time for.
Speaker 1: No, I understand, but I figure I have blocked out
my night, right, Okay, so I'm gonna I can go
and be pissed off, or I can just and this
is how my head works. If nothing else, I have
a great story. Let's see where this goes. Let's see
what happens. Let's see what happens, and then you know,
I got I haven't been in a situation like that. Well,
I've had I had somebody I was dating who would
get up and go talk to friends, and sometimes you
were sitting by yourself and be thirty minutes okay, and
I never I don't know. I guess I figure, like
I always go, is there's something fucking wrong with me? Yeah?
And of course, yeah, of course I asked, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you handled it. I think the way most most people
would handle it. I'm going, is there something wrong with
me that I wouldn't I'll sit there. I'll just sit
there and wait. I'll think of something. I'll find something
that entertains me. I'll be looking around and.
Speaker 2: I could tell you about Beth and my first date. Yeah,
she didn't think I was into her at all. Now
I don't know what it is, but I had at
that time.
Speaker 1: I usually figure you're into me if if I get
your clothes off and anyway. So we had coffee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I usually look for girls, and I really wasn't
looking at her when we were talking. She asked me
questions and I'm looking around, like answering the questions, like
I'm doing a talk show because I've been used to
just talking into a microphone by myself, because I'd done
a podcast for two years by myself in my in
my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So so then I walk into her car and I
kind of escort her a little bit. She's like, oh
my gosh, she likes me. I didn't think he liked me.
I'm like, well, what gave you that person? When he
didn't look at me most of the date. I go, oh,
I got this bad habit of just like trying to
gather my thoughts from the sky, you know, like I'm
answering the questions like that you're asking, Like I'm trying
to get my articulate my answers and think through them.
I'm not like not paying attention to you, Margo. I
think you're pretty cute. Actually i'd like to do this again. Yeah,
so she's, oh, okay, she because she didn't tell me
this until like a couple of days later, but I
was like, oh my gosh, I almost blew.
Speaker 1: It with the woman who's now my wife. Okay, yeah,
well you didn't, Yeah I did. I would love to see,
like I wish we could mic people up on the date.
Speaker 2: Well don't we have an opportunity with two people in
the show going to.
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, yeah, yeah we could. I'd like to mic
people up and then, but I want to like make
fun of the audio. I want to go back through
the audio because I think.
Speaker 2: That like Mystery Science theater, Well just think.
Speaker 1: About it, like you're trying to be smooth, Mark, put
your glasses back. There was a time where I think
I don't know when this was, but I was, uh,
put the beer down. It's not a microphone. I think
I think I was. I was. I was obviously drinking,
and I might have also had a gummy. And I'm
now just talking to this person, and I'm breaking down
a dodgeball game from high school where it was the
eleventh graders first, the tenth graders, and I was the
last tenth grader there and they were getting all pissed.
And this kid whips the ball and I jump up
and catch it and I won, and everybody came and
I started breaking these down like it was the fucking
World Series.
Speaker 4: And all of a sudden, I'm sure, Gibson, Yeah, all
of a sudden, I go, all of a sudden, like
I had this moment of clarity, go, oh my god,
oh my god, I'm breaking down a dodgeball game from
nineteen eighty seven, and.
Speaker 2: I sariots of fires going on in your back.
Speaker 1: See to the person, They're like, oh my god. I
didn't even realize either. I was like, okay, this, you
gotta picture it. Pine Planes nineteen seventy six. So it's
so bad.
Speaker 2: Back in those days, it was every man for themselves,
you ever, like they had the real dodge balls, it
would be fun to hit your face. It left a mark,
It left the name of the company of the ball
on your face.
Speaker 1: You had to catch quick if you learn, if you
looked in the mirror. No, second grade, it was innocent.
Speaker 5: The no, I'm yeah, but I'm going if you could
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I got sunburned feet.
Speaker 2: Well, you saw on the first episode was the second
episode of Hard Knocks. Yeah, Sean McDermott, the layers. He
thinks he's got to go through. Why he wears the
big hats.
Speaker 1: Uh. He looks like the Russian dude from Barry. This
is why I was gonna say that, because I'm like,
that reminded me. I'm like, holy fuck man, he's really
going He goes all out and he does melanoma things.
I'm like, I I need to be more efficient efficient, well,
like I need to put sunscreen on every day and
I don't. And right, and I feel like I go, man,
I'm I watched that and I and I saw the
big hat and the sunshirts and this and that, and
he's right, but look, man, if like even today probably
should have had it on any level of U V rays?
Is your skin's absorbing stuff? I didn't. I didn't, I
don't and I don't do a good job with that,
and I I And this is why married men live longer.
Speaker 2: Yea, right, thet somebody where's out there that Hulk Hogan
may be still alive here with his second wife. Why
because she actually took care of all of his medications
and everything. And that the third wife that may she
may have not played his close attention or let Hulk
do whatever he wanted. Again, this is Bubba the love
sponges theory. Okay, so take it with a grain of salt.
But the point is, though, is that, like, I mean,
my wife really looks after my health in certain regards.
Now I go nuts with the supplements, but she takes
care of everything else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's the thing. And and and I will
tell you like I I'd rather be in charge of
my own stuff. I don't want to be told like
a child. Nobody does. But I need to do a
better job at that. And that was the Sean McDermott
piece on Hard Knocks that made me go because I
have one of those big white brim hamps. I don't
want to fucking walk around like, Okay, you know music
Fest is coming up next weekend. Okay, probably hot, and
it's your birthday. Weekend's up, He's up, begin it's magnets out.
Somebody said to me last night, No, I.
Speaker 2: Won't be you promoting your birthday. It'll be somebody else
in the podcast telling everybody it's your birthday.
Speaker 1: I can't, Well you just did. I can't. That's what
I say. I can't. I somebody said to me last night,
I can't drink and its it's too heavy, it's too
And I go why. I find it like really creamy,
and I think it's kind of light. I like it.
And they're like, what's the most what I used to
call it my chocolate milk? And he goes, what's the
most you've ever had in one time? And I go, boy,
I don't know. I said we had a party once
and I drank eight and he's like, whoa eight pints?
I go yeah, He's like, oh my god. I go, yeah,
well I goes throughout the night, But yeah I did.
We had a party. I polished off. Yeah, eight of them. Wow,
it's a lot. Yeah, but I'm sure good.
Speaker 2: Two four packs. That's the reason why they stole it
in four packs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, feeling good. So I I don't know if that's
a big deal or or or not, but that's what
I did do. Okay, Yeah, so you're right. So here's
my point though, with the Fairport music fast. Yeah, like
I should definitely sunscreen. I probably should hat I should
probably hat it up. I should probably Sean McDermott it
at there, and I fucking won't because you look like
you look he looks. He's like he's a fucking bee keeper. Yeah,
I know, you know he's fucking around. He does. He's
a goddamn bee keeper. So what am I get? Right? Okay?
So why why who else does?
Speaker 2: Though? Alan josh Allen like like gets full, Like he's
got like sweatpants out like everybody else is in shorts
and pads. He's in like long sleeves, long pants. Okay,
so I'm wondering if like he might have something to
I don't know.
Speaker 1: To be careful, I'll say this, I have played positions
like that in sports, and I felt like I was
looser when I was hotter. So if not not not
like over heating, but where I was warm, where like
you know, even if it was a hot day and
you were pitching, you want like a sweatshirt underneath was
good because it kept you loose.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well yeah, like so I wonder if that's
that's why you'll see guys in the dugout wearing pitchers,
wearing jackets when it's like ninety degrees outside, because.
Speaker 1: You want to keep everything kind of loose, yes, right,
like a song almost And I'm yeah. And there was
a kid that uh yeah, who went to the Red
Sox from my high school right out of high school,
and he always did that too. It was just the
way you wanted to do it. Okay, that's all. Speaking
of the bills, Uh, we're down to Are we going
to ever see the starters? You think? Because I'm hearing
I don't think so. I'm hearing Cleveland before the last
game is going to name who the quarterback is going
to be. Yes, my guess Flacco. Your guess for for Cleveland.
Speaker 2: I believe would be Joe Flacco. I think no harm
in going with Joe flaher no everybody else the other
If you go with Shador Sanders or Dylan Gabriel, Okay,
rookies their rookies, and then you have to put them
back in the box, it's going to cause a huge
controversy in Cleveland. You always if you're unsure, you all,
even like when Baker Mayfield was drafted first overall, they
went to Tyrod Taylor first. We could always bring the
rookie out, and people like, oh, look, let's call it
for the rookie. Let's bring in the rookie. Let's bring
in the rookie. Let's bring in the Okay. You wanted him,
you got him. But when you start with the rookie,
the Bills didn't even start with Allen. They start with
Nathan Peterman. Let that's say kid, Nathan five pick Peterman,
Nathan five picked Peter.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I felt from sixteen thousand points, didn't
we interview Nathan Peterman? I don't think we did. I
thought there was some time where we interviewed Nathan Peterman. No, no,
I couldn't.
Speaker 2: No, no, we couldn't have interviewed him because that was after us,
all right, but I remember you may have, but yeah,
I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Nathan five pick Peterman.
Speaker 2: Nathan Peterman, who by the way, had the slowest ball
in all of football, but he beat Climbs said in
his senior year, somebody said, well, maybe this guy's gone
so and then John Green goes, I really like Nathan
Peterman in his quarterback camp. I think this guy's got
Tom Brady like particular.
Speaker 1: Sean Gruen said he's gonna be so.
Speaker 2: He had a decent preseason and Bill's fans were quarterback
thirsty at the time, so they all bet on this kid.
And even like, like, I mean, dude, the flagship station
has been wrong about quarterbacks.
Speaker 1: Well all the time.
Speaker 2: And I was even I was like, no, Tyron Taylor
is not good, but Nathan Peterman is a lot worse.
Because I actually watched college football.
Speaker 1: I always thinking Tyrod Taylor is still playing, he's with
the Giants. Correct, Yes, all right.
Speaker 2: So when you're a back, when you're a solid backup quarterback,
or is it just being a kicker man you're getting
paid for basically hanging out.
Speaker 1: Is it Tyrod or Tarad? I think it's back to
Tyrone because he was Tarad when he was here. He
was Tyrod here. Then when he went to Cleveland, it
was Tarad all right. Well, then he got hurt, knocked
the sense back into him, and then he became Tyron.
All right. So from one night here's what I thought,
because Jameson said to me something about he was a
good quarterback in had they had people around him, they
may have gotten to a Super Bowl. And I'm like,
I never saw that kind of potential out of that guy.
He was good, he was great at scrambling, he was
a good mobile quarterback. He was He's a good NFL quarterback, yeah,
I mean, but he's not a great NFL quarterback. He's
not a difference making NFL quarterback. He's a serviceable right
with fair. No, he's a babysitter. He's an offensive babysitter.
Speaker 2: You need a great defense and then you still I mean,
they made the playoffs that year because the because the
AFC East I'm sorry, the AFC was so weak in
general that they were able to back into the playoffs
but this guy's not a guy who could carry anybody.
He's a guy who can come in maybe in the
second half and if you have the league to hang
on if you're down, forget it. Like every time Tyron
Taylor threw a pass in Buffalo, you knew that the
receiver was Miles Open, Okay, so because like there was
no way because he just didn't have that kind of But.
Speaker 1: I think he's one of the toughest guys to play.
Oh he's tough because when he was with the Chargers. Yeah,
and he got his lung part.
Speaker 2: That's how that's how Justinbert got starting.
Speaker 1: But it was because it was it was not a
play on the field, No, it was him getting what.
Speaker 2: It was before the game. He was having some tightness
in his ribs. Doctor gives him a shot in the ribs,
punctures all along.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what it was entered Justin Herbert.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like emergency, like you got a start, kid, and
all of a.
Speaker 1: Sudden, oh we got our quarterback here.
Speaker 2: I mean every time Tyrod Taylor's lost his job with
the exception in Buffalo and they traded him because well,
we're gonna we're gonna find our quarterback. And they knew
that he wanted to play. He lost his job due
to injury. In Cleveland, he lost his job due to injury.
And with the Chargers, yeah, you know, he never had
the job in Baltimore, and he won the job in Buffalo.
Speaker 1: He beat out e J. Manual.
Speaker 2: So he's been Buffalo, Baltimore, Buffalo, Cleveland, Chargers, Giants or Jets.
Giants Giants or Giants Jets.
Speaker 1: Either way, he's five teams. Yeah, but I feel like
he's been in the league at least twelve years old.
Speaker 2: He's been in the league since I think the Ravens
won the Super Bowl. All right, Okay, so I mean
like he's you know, he's a.
Speaker 1: Serviceable Yes, that's what I'm supposed to take us.
Speaker 2: A good backup, just serviceable backups. But to bring it
back to Cleveland's point, you cannot start Shodoor Sanders and
then pull him you made a mistake.
Speaker 1: You can't start Dylan Gabriel. You made a mistake.
Speaker 2: Right you got you got six quarterbacks right now you're paying. Yeah,
so a few of them gotta go. Kenny Pickett's probably
gonna be the guy who goes. Joe Flacco's the Wiley Vett.
He's been around, Okay, so they're gonna keep him rocket.
Speaker 1: Someone's got it and he's been in the system. Yeah,
someone's got to tutor the kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, even though he doesn't probably necessarily want to,
he knows his role by now.
Speaker 1: Jesus, he was sitting on a couch, right, They brought
him back, came off the couch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's fine, but it's that I'll be shocked if
at Shudoor Sanders'll be shot as well. But then again,
Jimmy Haslam, the owner is the guy who calls the shots.
There's the reason why Kevin Stefanski's won Coach of the
Year twice.
Speaker 1: You got to coach the Browns. Yeah, here you go, dude.
Well the uh speaking of melanoma, I think Jerry Jones
just said he had been dealing with melanoma and some
miracle drug that he got cured it. Because he's rich
and he can get the experimental drugs. That's how magic
SHOs is still alive. Yeah HIV you know. Yeah, but
it might have helped a lot of people. Yeah, it
really works. So I'll tell you what, Thank God for
Jerry Joe.
Speaker 2: God be a guinea pig like that one scene he did.
I think that in land man or whatever I was
probos brought to tears.
Speaker 1: Man. I'm like, Jerry shouldet an oscar for this. It's
a TV show. No, I haven't. But he's played himself
and he's fabulous. All right, Damn.
Speaker 2: We are a We are a soap opera twenty four seven,
three sixty five.
Speaker 1: We are cutting in a little short tonight. Danny's gotta go.
There's a concert somewhere. Yeah, I can hear it from here.
For Dan Brillo, I'm melanoma, Dad, I mean killanoma, pilanoma.
It's horrible. No, it's we'll see you tomorrow.
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