Speaker 1: Hi, this is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.
Speaker 2: Kids with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, your Zeema,
hula hoops and pac Man video games. Don't you see?
People today have attention spans that can only be measured
in namo seconds. The old legends die, They just do
great like Legend and an Adam work from with a
lot of like Hello, are you buddy tight? Yes, it
is part of time. Hello Las Vegas, Hello world, and
hello my loyal minions. It is good to see you,
and it's always good to be seen. I'm Mizzy Presley.
This is another FM podcast. I'm the host of the program. Welcome.
It is What is the day today? February twenty eighth,
two thousand and twenty five. It is a Friday. Apologies
to my patreon folks. I have been extremely busy with
work and prep for the Monsters of Rock Cruise, which
I leave for next Saturday morning. So I should have
got you guys a show earlier or a couple shows.
I did not, And this is Friday. You guys are
getting this first. The rest of the world will get
it tomorrow and is just audio only, as you can
tell because well, I don't have a guest, but I
have to make content. I have to make shows. So
here we are. What do we got going on? It's look,
it is quarter after nine. I should be out working.
I was out the door. I realized I had to poop,
so I turned around. I came in and dropped my
ten two hundred, rinsed my ass, and I'm like, I
should just knock this show out now, because I mean,
what's the fucking difference. Then I don't have to come
home in the middle of the day and waste a
couple hours. So here we are, and I am praying
it does not suck today because as sure a lot
of you know I do instacart, there's I'm sure there's
a lot that are just discovering the show that do
not know that I do instacart. I know, ooh, big career,
who's an Oslars. But I am scared. I am nervous
about today because of the just don't spend money. And
if you want to do that, that's fine. If you
want to do the fucking blackout gimmick or whatever the
hell that thing is, the protest, that's fine. It's your life.
You go ahead and do it, but let's not forget
that you're affecting a lot of other people's lives as well.
So if you are doing it, that's great and I
applaud you, but uh, I also want to tell you
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that is fine. I prefer that you would. It's only
five dollars a month, a measly five dollars a month,
and you usually get two or three shows a week.
And if I get up to five hundred subscribers, whoa
have a show every day? Because you know, that's what
I'm there holding strong at thirteen should probably be at
fourteen on the boat. But that's not enough. It's not enough.
Um what was I going to talk about? We talked
about hockey, we talked about Lorraine Lewis. We have not
talked about Chris Jericho and Paul Stanley. Make sure you
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So my close personal friend Chris Jericho, Okay, not you
know that's a joke, but I do know Chris. Chris
is a very fine fellow. He does know who I am.
So it's not like I'm waxing a static here or
name dropping. But Chris did a interview with Paul Stanley,
and I believe it's his fifth interview. Part of me
while I take a sip of coffee in the highlight
of that interview. I did listen to the entire thing yesterday,
and it was as you'd expect a Paul Stanley interview
to be. Paul is Paul, and you know what you're
gonna get from.
Speaker 1: Paul.
Speaker 2: But one thing that Chris did bring up is the
way the show ended the avatars, and Paul's like, well,
that's just it's not That's not how it's gonna be.
It's gonna be the it's gonna be the adventure, and
it's gonna be a Vegas thing. It's gonna live in Vegas.
But it's luck. I am a proud Kiss tard, always
have been, always will be. I will be a Kiss
fan until the day I die. There's a reason I
have an Ace Failey tribute band because that is the
reason I play guitar. Well, that and h Marty McFly,
but that's a whole nother story. So I look, I
don't think there's gonna be a lot of people in
my ILK that are excited about this fucking avatar thing.
But that's not the point. The point is Chris also
asked him why there was no mention, why there was
no oh god, oh you're also gonna get a suresy
review to I just woke up. You got to give
me a break. I'm all over the place. I don't
write anything down. I think that it might be smart
to write stuff down. But we'll get there. We'll get there.
So Chris did ask him why there was no mention
of Peter Ace, Bruce, Eric Carr, Mark Saint John, Bob Culick,
Vinnie Vincent, Bill Lea Cooine, everybody that made Kiss Kiss,
everybody that contributed to the legacy that is Kiss, Everybody
good or bad for the brand and the band that
were there to make you last fifty years, in the downtimes,
in the up times, and all around. And Paul simply said,
what are you gonna do? I think the best way
to honor everyone is to be the best we can be.
We're not gonna have videos up on the screen or
drape photos the fact that we were there. We were
there because everybody who participated some more than others. But
the tribute to everyone is us existing. And Paul, that
is one of the most asinine things I have ever
heard in my life. What are we spoth to do?
Videos up on the screen and drape photos? Yes, that's
all you had to do all you had to do.
And look, I know it's been over a year. It
has been over a year, and Kiss fans are still pissed.
Kiss fans still have a nasty taste in their mouths
over the way this ended. You had an opportunity, And yes,
I do realize this has been beat into the ground
like a dead horse by every single fucking Kiss fan
there is, except you know, some that have their lips
implanted on the ass cheeks of Sir Paul of Stanley.
What are we gonna do? What are we gonna have
videos up on the screens ray photos? Yes, that is
exactly we Look. Would it have been badass for Ace
Frehli and Peter Christ to come out there in makeup
and in full costume and play a song to give
the fans? Because you are a band of the fans,
the fans tell us what to do. We listen to
our fans. The fans tell us what to do, because
the fans are the reason that we are, the fans
of the reason that we're here. Yet you continue to
slap them in the face. Think about it. They had
an opportunity, just even after they were done, They could
have put a video up a montage honoring every single
person band members, crew members, management members, record label people
like from Casablanca that gave you your shot and stuck
with you even though the fucking record label was going bankrupt.
So what did they do? They put out a fucking
double live album. The record company had no money, out
a double live album and boom, there it is. That
was the beginning of your success. You had the opportunity
to do something, but no, you put up a fucking
cartoon that diehards do not want. I did not watch
the show. I obviously did not go to the show.
Would it have been cool to be there? Because it
was the last time Kiss is ever gonna play? Your
goddamn right it is, am. I glad I didn't go
your goddamn right I am. Is just absolutely ricoculous that
they would do something like this, And I don't think
it's gene. I think it's all Paul, Paul, I'm sorry.
I just have to be honest. I just have to
be honest. You have the opportunity to do something special
on the very last Kiss show ever.
Speaker 3: The fact that we were there, we were there because
everybody who participated, so no more than others but the
tribute to everyone is us existing.
Speaker 2: You've lost touch with reality. There's that you lost touch
with reality. Paul, You're the singer and a guitar player
in my favorite band of all time, and I will
always have that. But that statement is a slap in
the face to every single person that's ever been in
that band, to every single person that's helped out that band,
to every single person that's worked for that band, and
every single one of us fans who would have been
happy with the mention a photograph or a video montage.
He could have invited everybody there, put him up in
a box and pointed at that box. But no, you
had to sell it. And I'm pointing. I'm pointing right now.
I'm actually pointing at my Kiss Spirit, a seventy six poster.
I was accidentally pointing at Richie Cotson. Both people up there.
Speaker 1: We wouldn't be if it wasn't for them. Bruth Culeck Peter.
It's freely, it's not hard. It's not hard. Could have
did something special and you did not. Okay, I know
I can't have a long show, and look, when I
don't have an interview, what's the point of having a
long show.
Speaker 2: Just a quick review of season four of Shorsy. I've
came to the realization last night that Shorsy is the
greatest TV series of all time bar none. The only
thing that there's two knocks on Shorsy. The music is
not rock and roll friendly, and there's no bear titties.
Oh there was a cock, still scarred about that, but
just one, just one, just one. But season four. Look,
if you're not familiar with Shorsy, get on Hulu. If
you're in the United States, if you're in Canada, you
know about Shorsy. It's an offshoot of Letter Kenny and
it is I do declare my favorite TV show of
all time. Season four was the off season and it's
just as good as the first three seasons. And it's
different because it's a lot less hockey because obviously it's
a show about hockey. They got some rock and roll
in it, they got some country music in it. They
have a lot of hot trim because sudd He is
filled with tens. But the story of them mentoring kids. Hey,
I'm not gonna give anything away if you have not
seen it. The story of Suresy finding himself on what
he wants to do. The story, the love story. I'm
doing this to not give anything away, and Frankie is
not in this episode this season. Look, the seasons are
only six episodes long, and I would assume if there
is a season five, the hockey guys will be back.
More of the hockey guys will be back because it's
the summertime and everybody went home for the summer. There
is a lot of hot trim in this show. Bless you,
Jared Kiso, bless you for a great eye for trim.
The hockey banter is phenomenal, The story is phenomenal. It
is hilarious, and sticks are unbelievable. All right, here is
the outro music and that is my cue, So yeah,
go watch it.
Speaker 4: I want so bad, I want so bad to interview Jared.
I have so many questions, but I guess that's knocking.
Speaker 2: I tried, man, I reached out. I gave it a shot.
After we get back from the cruise, I'm going to
reach out to some other people and we are going
to we'll be we'll be doing a show from the cruise. Uh.
Johnny d drummer for Doro, is playing with tay Keto.
Speaker 5: So we'll get him on the on the do an
interview with him in front of a live audience on
the boat. I mean, you know, I'm not gonna fucking
bring me out to Rock and Pod, and might as
well do it on the Monsters of Rock Cruise in
front of the adoring audience.
Speaker 2: So there is that hit up the the Patreon five
dollars a month, real, Izzy Presley, It's only five dollars
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Join the joint, Joint, be a real loyal menu. I'll
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you guys, You Patreon folks. I'm Mizzie Presley. Sticks are
unbelievable