WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.720 --> 00:00:03.560 I'm going on a golf trip later this week, and 2 00:00:03.759 --> 00:00:06.919 it's kind of a funny story of well, here's what 3 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:10.919 the thing. It's in Wyoming, right, and you everyone's heard 4 00:00:10.919 --> 00:00:13.960 of Devil's Tower, right, heard of it? The big mountain 5 00:00:14.039 --> 00:00:17.760 that used to be a volcano, And it's the closing 6 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:20.719 counters of the third time. Yes, that's the tower and 7 00:00:21.280 --> 00:00:24.879 it's very very close to there, and that is in Wyoming. 8 00:00:25.239 --> 00:00:27.960 But I'm starting out in Sturge of South Dakota with 9 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:30.800 my buddy Marlin, who lives there in the summertime. And 10 00:00:30.800 --> 00:00:35.600 then we're driving to Devil's Tower. And on the way there, 11 00:00:36.079 --> 00:00:38.560 I've been there before. On the way there, we go 12 00:00:38.679 --> 00:00:43.439 through a town that Marlin has dubbed the creepiest town 13 00:00:43.560 --> 00:00:47.759 in America because when you drive through it, it is 14 00:00:48.039 --> 00:00:51.840 literally just crap on the side of the road and 15 00:00:51.960 --> 00:00:55.359 people live there. And every time he said, I've never 16 00:00:55.759 --> 00:01:00.439 seen a human driving through here in the daytime. I 17 00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:02.119 think the zombies live here. 18 00:01:02.399 --> 00:01:04.959 They're inside and during the day and come out at night. 19 00:01:05.159 --> 00:01:06.519 Yes, and that's what it looks like. 20 00:01:06.640 --> 00:01:08.319 It looks like it would be in one of your 21 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:12.120 crazy zombie shows that you love. Really, Yes, and it's 22 00:01:12.120 --> 00:01:14.079 a small little I gotta take a video of it 23 00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:17.079 next time when I'm up there this week, because it 24 00:01:17.200 --> 00:01:20.840 is the creepiest little town and it's in Wyoming and 25 00:01:20.879 --> 00:01:23.879 it takes all of maybe a minute to drive. 26 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:26.120 Through it and never seen a human being, never. 27 00:01:25.959 --> 00:01:27.599 Seen a human being out walking around. 28 00:01:27.560 --> 00:01:28.159 It's crazy. 29 00:01:28.280 --> 00:01:30.640 I know. Not it's it's strange that you don't, but 30 00:01:30.920 --> 00:01:31.319 it should be. 31 00:01:31.359 --> 00:01:33.239 If did I tell you Marlin asked me to drive 32 00:01:33.319 --> 00:01:37.760 back with him, drive back to Dallas. Yeah, he was like, 33 00:01:37.799 --> 00:01:41.000 because I made my plans. He and he called me 34 00:01:40.959 --> 00:01:43.719 and goes, when does your flight leave on Monday? And 35 00:01:43.760 --> 00:01:46.439 I told JB this last week and I said, well, 36 00:01:46.439 --> 00:01:48.959 I'm not leaving until Wednesday. He goes, well, I'm leaving 37 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:50.840 on Monday to drive back to Dallas. Why don't you 38 00:01:50.920 --> 00:01:55.079 ride with me? No thanks, as enticing as that offer is, 39 00:01:55.799 --> 00:01:56.599 I will a. 40 00:01:56.599 --> 00:01:59.959 Two day trip. Oh yeah, easy, two days South Dakota 41 00:02:00.040 --> 00:02:01.120 with Chita Kansas. 42 00:02:01.159 --> 00:02:05.599 And then he goes, you just fly home from Dallas, Like, no, 43 00:02:05.599 --> 00:02:07.159 no thanks, I don't think so. I don't think I 44 00:02:07.239 --> 00:02:10.879 want to do that. So you're now yeah, and we're 45 00:02:10.879 --> 00:02:13.520 played it in a golf tournament. It's a nimber guest 46 00:02:13.560 --> 00:02:15.960 golf tournament where Marlin's the member and. 47 00:02:15.719 --> 00:02:18.400 I'm the guest. I'm America's guest everywhere. 48 00:02:19.439 --> 00:02:21.680 You're a professional guest, Yes, I am. 49 00:02:21.800 --> 00:02:22.159 I was. 50 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:24.319 I'm not as good as I used to be at it, 51 00:02:24.639 --> 00:02:27.159 but I mean I was. I've been guests so many 52 00:02:27.240 --> 00:02:32.840 times on great fishing trips, great hunting trips, golf trips 53 00:02:32.879 --> 00:02:34.039 with great the. 54 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:36.560 Tour de France. We were America's guest for that. 55 00:02:36.560 --> 00:02:37.319 That was amazing. 56 00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:41.879 The FedEx Golf Playoffs with Rich Beam. I was America's 57 00:02:41.879 --> 00:02:45.680 guest to that. So it's something to be proud of. Yeah, 58 00:02:46.919 --> 00:02:50.159 my friend more and I always joke. Joke is the 59 00:02:50.240 --> 00:02:50.680 key word. 60 00:02:50.719 --> 00:02:51.039 He says. 61 00:02:51.159 --> 00:02:55.719 You gotta have friends that can produce, right, choose your 62 00:02:55.719 --> 00:02:58.199 friends that can make good things happen for you. 63 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:01.000 What makes you wonder? How anybody hangs run with us? 64 00:03:01.319 --> 00:03:01.520 Right? 65 00:03:02.639 --> 00:03:03.199 What can we do? 66 00:03:03.360 --> 00:03:06.280 What? Concert tickets? Hell, we can't even do that anymore? Right? 67 00:03:06.639 --> 00:03:09.280 Right? Someone did text me asking yesterday if I had 68 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:12.840 tickets to the wrestling yesterday? No any. 69 00:03:14.199 --> 00:03:15.719 Anymore tickets to anything? 70 00:03:16.039 --> 00:03:18.400 Yeah? So uh, but we do have tickets to give 71 00:03:18.400 --> 00:03:21.199 away and a trip to Las Vegas at nine o'clock 72 00:03:21.879 --> 00:03:23.199 if you want to go to Las Vegas for the 73 00:03:23.240 --> 00:03:25.759 iHeartRadio Music Festival. We got a chance for you to 74 00:03:25.759 --> 00:03:28.199 win that at nine o'clock. Trip for two. Everything's taken 75 00:03:28.240 --> 00:03:29.919 care of. Plus we give you a thousand dollars gift 76 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:32.800 card to take with you and go have yourself a 77 00:03:32.840 --> 00:03:35.439 fancy dan Er or just blow it at the strip 78 00:03:35.479 --> 00:03:36.840 bars in Vegas whatever. 79 00:03:38.639 --> 00:03:39.680 I don't think you can. 80 00:03:39.560 --> 00:03:43.400 With a card a gift card, but nothing like showing 81 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:46.439 up at the Spearmint Rhino with a thousand dollars gift card. 82 00:03:47.759 --> 00:03:49.680 I'm just setting it down and going, I'll love it. 83 00:03:49.840 --> 00:03:53.199 Right here you go, honey, I got a thousand dollars 84 00:03:53.280 --> 00:03:56.000 Visa gift card for you. Jeez. 85 00:03:56.840 --> 00:04:00.719 Yeah, that doesn't That doesn't scream super super cool, does it? 86 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:03.199 Right? I hope you don't. Don't cry while I'm gone, 87 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:03.639 you know what. 88 00:04:03.639 --> 00:04:05.240 I think I'm gonna be all right. I think I'm 89 00:04:05.240 --> 00:04:07.080 going to get there. Did you cry while I was 90 00:04:07.120 --> 00:04:07.680 gone for a five? 91 00:04:08.039 --> 00:04:08.439 One drop? 92 00:04:08.560 --> 00:04:09.199 Not a drop? 93 00:04:09.400 --> 00:04:09.560 No? 94 00:04:09.680 --> 00:04:12.759 I think we're past the crying for each other's presence, 95 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:13.159 don't you? 96 00:04:13.719 --> 00:04:14.560 Yeah? I think so? 97 00:04:14.879 --> 00:04:15.360 Yeah? 98 00:04:15.520 --> 00:04:16.160 Maybe when you. 99 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:19.480 Die, maybe, I mean, if you could squeeze out a 100 00:04:19.480 --> 00:04:21.439 few tears for me when I when I die. 101 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:22.240 That would be nice. 102 00:04:22.279 --> 00:04:23.839 But do you want to speak at your funeral? Why 103 00:04:23.879 --> 00:04:26.319 are we talking about this? I don't know. I do 104 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:28.560 not want you speaking at my funeral. No, I don't 105 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:28.959 think a kid. 106 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:31.279 I'd want my girls to speak and only talk about 107 00:04:31.279 --> 00:04:34.439 funny things, only funny. And I want I Sugar Pike's 108 00:04:34.439 --> 00:04:37.360 passed out at my funeral and probably Chick fil A. 109 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:41.560 And I want everybody to get free candy crush. Okay, 110 00:04:41.879 --> 00:04:44.560 free candy candy crush. Sorry, free anyway, but I want 111 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:45.199 them all do download. 112 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:48.199 Thank you very much for attend Intrition's service. 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Just for full disclosure, here these are 124 00:05:17.519 --> 00:05:21.319 ten things to do before summer ends in Austin that 125 00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:23.600 I promise you Tricia and I will not do. 126 00:05:23.600 --> 00:05:26.720 Anything we're not going to do any of these Probably not, and. 127 00:05:26.680 --> 00:05:28.519 Most people that have lived here for any amount of 128 00:05:28.560 --> 00:05:31.120 time probably won't either. The only time you really do 129 00:05:31.240 --> 00:05:34.439 some of these things is when you've got people in town. Yeah, 130 00:05:35.199 --> 00:05:39.120 your family's visiting from Madison, Wisconsin. 131 00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:39.959 To the oasis. 132 00:05:40.079 --> 00:05:43.720 Yeah, exactly. You take them to see the bats. Yeah. Right. 133 00:05:43.839 --> 00:05:45.600 You go down to the bridge and you sit there 134 00:05:45.600 --> 00:05:47.920 and hope the bats come out. And that's a big misconception. 135 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:49.160 The bats don't always come out. 136 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:49.480 Nope. 137 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:52.439 I think I've gone three times since I've lived here 138 00:05:52.560 --> 00:05:53.439 my entire life. 139 00:05:53.639 --> 00:05:55.519 You see the bats. Haven't seen them fly one time. 140 00:05:55.680 --> 00:05:58.680 I've gone a couple of times and only seen them once. 141 00:05:58.839 --> 00:05:59.839 Yeah, I haven't seen them. 142 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:02.319 Another thing from this, By the way, do five to 143 00:06:02.360 --> 00:06:04.560 one two dot com is a good website panel if 144 00:06:04.560 --> 00:06:06.560 you've checked it out for things to do in Austin. 145 00:06:07.800 --> 00:06:10.639 Go on a date at the drive in theater at 146 00:06:10.639 --> 00:06:13.079 the Blue Starlight drive in Theater. 147 00:06:13.199 --> 00:06:13.839 Have you been there? 148 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:14.120 No? 149 00:06:14.519 --> 00:06:15.240 Where is it? 150 00:06:15.480 --> 00:06:17.600 I'm not exactly sure to tell you the show. 151 00:06:17.639 --> 00:06:18.639 I would love to do that. 152 00:06:18.680 --> 00:06:21.519 You know, whenever we drive our daughter to camp, we 153 00:06:21.639 --> 00:06:24.040 pass that old abandoned drive in theater. 154 00:06:24.079 --> 00:06:25.120 I know I always want to buy it. 155 00:06:25.199 --> 00:06:27.959 I know always say we should open one in Austin. 156 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:30.680 People would go crazy for that, especially because everything old 157 00:06:30.759 --> 00:06:31.360 is new again. 158 00:06:31.560 --> 00:06:33.639 And the problem with the driving back in the day 159 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:37.079 is the sound sucked. Now with technology and Bluetooth and 160 00:06:37.120 --> 00:06:39.759 all that stuff, just it would sound great in your car. 161 00:06:40.040 --> 00:06:43.040 Yeah, I would sound amazing, right, So find out where 162 00:06:43.040 --> 00:06:44.480 that is. I don't know where it is. 163 00:06:44.519 --> 00:06:47.120 I'm guessing South blue light stuff, but there used to 164 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:50.199 be one between Austin and sam Marcos back in the eighties. 165 00:06:50.600 --> 00:06:51.959 Oh, I don't know. Drive in theater. 166 00:06:52.279 --> 00:06:53.519 I don't know, but I feel like we can't go 167 00:06:53.600 --> 00:06:56.160 unless we go in a really really old time car. 168 00:06:57.399 --> 00:07:04.800 Five hundred VFW Road Austin VFW Vfwust at North I 169 00:07:04.879 --> 00:07:08.160 thirty five and Breaker and then San Antonio Street in Austin. 170 00:07:08.199 --> 00:07:12.439 There's two. Huh interesting, we'll see what's playing. Maybe we'll 171 00:07:12.480 --> 00:07:13.040 go check it out. 172 00:07:13.040 --> 00:07:16.000 Okay, Look, here's a couple more things that are suggested 173 00:07:16.040 --> 00:07:18.319 you do before the end of summer. 174 00:07:18.439 --> 00:07:19.800 I don't you have to do this before the end 175 00:07:19.839 --> 00:07:20.879 of summer. You do it all year long. 176 00:07:20.920 --> 00:07:24.839 Go play Peter Parham Minigolf, which is always been there 177 00:07:24.879 --> 00:07:26.000 since nineteen forty eight. 178 00:07:26.759 --> 00:07:29.199 I had birthday parties there. Our daughter had one of 179 00:07:29.199 --> 00:07:30.319 her birthday parties there. 180 00:07:31.199 --> 00:07:32.680 Yeah, it's fun. It's fun. 181 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:36.839 Cash only byob by the way, take a hike at 182 00:07:36.879 --> 00:07:38.079 the Barton Creek green Belt. 183 00:07:38.079 --> 00:07:41.120 Too hot, Oh, I tried to do that with their daughter, 184 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:43.439 not like I don't know, four or five years ago. 185 00:07:43.560 --> 00:07:46.519 Too hot, it was dry, no water running, too. 186 00:07:46.399 --> 00:07:47.839 Hot, too hot. Here's one. 187 00:07:48.319 --> 00:07:50.240 You gotta be brave for this one. Friends, and you 188 00:07:50.319 --> 00:07:55.000 gotta be what's the word I'm looking for, unashamed? 189 00:07:55.519 --> 00:07:58.240 Yeah, oh, hippie hollow. 190 00:07:58.600 --> 00:07:58.800 Yeah. 191 00:07:58.839 --> 00:08:01.160 Can you imagine people coming to visit you and Loo, 192 00:08:01.199 --> 00:08:02.480 We're gonna go out to the lake and then you 193 00:08:02.480 --> 00:08:03.639 get there and you're like, oh yeah, you got to 194 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:04.600 take your clothes off. 195 00:08:04.759 --> 00:08:06.879 Yeah, and there's a big sign as you walk in 196 00:08:06.920 --> 00:08:10.439 that tells you nude swimming or sunbathing may be occurring 197 00:08:10.480 --> 00:08:13.959 beyond this point. So if you're shy, might not be 198 00:08:14.079 --> 00:08:15.680 the place for I've always wanted to go. 199 00:08:16.199 --> 00:08:18.519 I've never gone. Yeah, I always wanted to just go 200 00:08:18.600 --> 00:08:19.120 check it out. 201 00:08:19.360 --> 00:08:22.399 Well, and we've checked it out from the lake. Yeah, 202 00:08:22.480 --> 00:08:25.319 Well we're though creepy people in the boat. We're looking. 203 00:08:25.399 --> 00:08:27.079 You get one drive by, that's it. 204 00:08:27.279 --> 00:08:28.000 You can't stare. 205 00:08:28.160 --> 00:08:30.040 Yeah, you can't go by twice then you're creepy and 206 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:32.360 it's creepy, right, But I don't know. I just think 207 00:08:32.399 --> 00:08:34.919 it's because you know it's a trail going back in there? 208 00:08:34.960 --> 00:08:36.960 Are you just walking along and all of a sudden 209 00:08:37.399 --> 00:08:38.720 there's there's naked guy you. 210 00:08:39.240 --> 00:08:41.519 I think you only get naked when you're there on 211 00:08:41.559 --> 00:08:43.279 the beach. I don't think you could be naked like 212 00:08:43.399 --> 00:08:45.639 getting from your car to there. I think it's only 213 00:08:45.720 --> 00:08:48.720 okay when you're there, like you undress once you say 214 00:08:48.960 --> 00:08:51.519 you're there, Yes, but then you can If you got 215 00:08:51.519 --> 00:08:53.679 to just go for a hike, well. 216 00:08:53.600 --> 00:08:54.399 I don't I think that. 217 00:08:54.480 --> 00:08:55.799 Do you then have to put your clothes on if 218 00:08:55.799 --> 00:08:58.279 you're going to hike around and get encounter other people 219 00:08:58.360 --> 00:08:59.879 who don't want to see naked people. 220 00:09:00.159 --> 00:09:01.919 Finally, on this list from du five to one to 221 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:03.759 two of things you got to do before summer ends, 222 00:09:03.919 --> 00:09:06.159 you better be pretty cool to do this, because I'm 223 00:09:06.200 --> 00:09:08.559 not cool enough to go to the South Congress Hotel 224 00:09:08.600 --> 00:09:09.120 and hang out. 225 00:09:09.039 --> 00:09:12.279 At the pool South k We are not cool enough 226 00:09:12.279 --> 00:09:13.600 to get there. They're not gonna let us in. 227 00:09:13.960 --> 00:09:16.639 Forty bucks to get into the pool, So you. 228 00:09:16.559 --> 00:09:19.480 Don't have to be a renting a room there. You 229 00:09:19.480 --> 00:09:21.399 can just go pay the forty bucks and hang out 230 00:09:21.440 --> 00:09:21.879 at the pool. 231 00:09:21.960 --> 00:09:24.240 Yeah during the week, but Friday and Saturday there's seventy 232 00:09:24.279 --> 00:09:27.759 five bucks a ticket. Can always opt for the Sunday 233 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:31.360 rooftop reset ticket at twenty bucks, which gives you pool 234 00:09:31.360 --> 00:09:33.200 access from one to seven city. 235 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:35.919 We are not cool enough to be allowed there. 236 00:09:36.120 --> 00:09:38.399 No, no, I think we are. They wouldn't. 237 00:09:38.399 --> 00:09:40.440 They would look at me and go, you and bald 238 00:09:40.440 --> 00:09:41.919 head and the harry back get out of here. 239 00:09:42.159 --> 00:09:46.080 Hear not welcome here and take your very unphotogenic wife. 240 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:48.879 This is for the beautiful people. You clearly didn't get 241 00:09:48.919 --> 00:09:52.279 the memo that this is pretty people. So you and 242 00:09:52.320 --> 00:09:56.679 your unphotogenic wife. You just guys, just waddle along. Maybe 243 00:09:57.320 --> 00:10:00.639 maybe some Mexican food might be better for us. What's 244 00:10:00.679 --> 00:10:03.399 that place on South Congress, The Mexican food place that 245 00:10:04.080 --> 00:10:06.639 it's always a buzz, but the food's not very great. 246 00:10:06.759 --> 00:10:12.679 South Congress. Where's yeah, yeah, gross fun? It does it does? 247 00:10:12.759 --> 00:10:13.639 So, Tricia. 248 00:10:13.720 --> 00:10:15.440 You know I love an epic fail, right, So it 249 00:10:15.559 --> 00:10:18.279 tries real, real hard to do something and. 250 00:10:18.159 --> 00:10:20.919 They just fall flat on their face. 251 00:10:21.000 --> 00:10:38.600 Today we go to Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. 252 00:10:39.320 --> 00:10:43.679 Oh there's more. They don't quit. Oh they did quit. 253 00:10:43.799 --> 00:10:45.399 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 254 00:10:45.559 --> 00:10:50.440 Guy in Pittsburgh got arrested after he spent three hours 255 00:10:51.320 --> 00:10:52.879 trying to break into jail. 256 00:10:53.279 --> 00:10:54.600 Into jail, I. 257 00:10:54.519 --> 00:10:55.960 Mean, if you want to go to jail, you don't 258 00:10:55.960 --> 00:10:57.759 have to try this hard. He's a thirty four year 259 00:10:57.759 --> 00:11:01.559 old named Charles Felder, and he tried to break into 260 00:11:01.559 --> 00:11:03.600 the lobby at four o'clock in the morning by kicking 261 00:11:03.639 --> 00:11:06.720 the glass doors using garbage cans as battering rams. He 262 00:11:06.799 --> 00:11:10.879 ended up breaking the two inch thick bullet proof glass, 263 00:11:11.519 --> 00:11:14.399 but he never got inside, and he also ripped off 264 00:11:14.480 --> 00:11:18.200 the door handle. He kept at it, like I said, 265 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:21.720 for three hours, and then the police found him passed out. 266 00:11:23.080 --> 00:11:24.720 He wore himself out, yep. 267 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:28.480 He then he resisted the cops that were taking him 268 00:11:28.519 --> 00:11:31.120 to jail. They were putting them in an ambulance for 269 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:34.879 minor emergency treatments, and. 270 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:37.799 He spit in the medic's face. Oh that's when all 271 00:11:37.840 --> 00:11:39.600 the gloves come off. That's what I like. 272 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:41.240 And now you've made me mad. 273 00:11:41.320 --> 00:11:44.159 Yeah, well that's I'll never forget. 274 00:11:44.399 --> 00:11:48.720 I was at a football game in Columbus, Ohio, and 275 00:11:48.840 --> 00:11:51.919 it was the Texas Longhorns against Ohio State. I was 276 00:11:51.960 --> 00:11:55.600 a Texas fan, had the shirt on Texas wins. We 277 00:11:55.600 --> 00:11:58.799 were walking out and those fans were so nasty and 278 00:11:58.919 --> 00:12:03.440 so mean, would like walk. They'd be walking towards you 279 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:06.600 and they'd spit on the sidewalk in front of you. 280 00:12:06.639 --> 00:12:09.720 And I remember saying, oh, class to my buddy Scott. 281 00:12:09.759 --> 00:12:10.759 I go, Scott, I go. 282 00:12:10.799 --> 00:12:14.639 If someone spits on me, it's it's odd. We're going, 283 00:12:14.840 --> 00:12:17.639 so just be ready and nobody spit on me. 284 00:12:18.679 --> 00:12:23.799 Spinning it's disgusting and tacky. My grandmother would say, tacky, tacky. 285 00:12:23.639 --> 00:12:26.519 Yeah, you don't you spin? Oh, I just I get fired. 286 00:12:26.559 --> 00:12:29.080 I'm just think I will, I will come at you. 287 00:12:29.600 --> 00:12:33.039 I think a spitting one step higher than a slap 288 00:12:33.080 --> 00:12:33.480 in the face. 289 00:12:33.600 --> 00:12:34.120 Slap in the. 290 00:12:34.039 --> 00:12:36.799 Face shocking, yeah, but spinning, it's over the line of 291 00:12:36.879 --> 00:12:37.919 slap in the face. 292 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:39.919 Body fluids and spitting. 293 00:12:40.039 --> 00:12:44.399 Is there anything more humiliating than being in a courtroom 294 00:12:44.440 --> 00:12:46.720 and having the spit guard on you? 295 00:12:46.799 --> 00:12:47.320 Ever seen that? 296 00:12:47.559 --> 00:12:47.879 Trust? 297 00:12:50.519 --> 00:12:53.759 And I don't blame those deputies, those police officers one bit. 298 00:12:53.879 --> 00:12:55.919 I even look like you might spit on me. 299 00:12:55.919 --> 00:12:57.960 I'm putting it on you. I think it'll be mandatory. 300 00:12:58.080 --> 00:12:58.440 I do too. 301 00:12:58.480 --> 00:12:59.919 I think they should be part of the process. 302 00:13:00.480 --> 00:13:01.440 Yeah, but you don't want to. 303 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:04.399 And you know we had those those Thank god those 304 00:13:04.399 --> 00:13:07.440 Americans came back from Russia. Yes, but can I tell 305 00:13:07.440 --> 00:13:10.919 you something I like about the Russian legal system? What 306 00:13:11.320 --> 00:13:13.200 I love how they put the prisoners in the cave. 307 00:13:13.320 --> 00:13:15.799 Oh that's right in the middle of the courtroom. Just 308 00:13:15.799 --> 00:13:17.600 to shame you a little bit more. 309 00:13:17.519 --> 00:13:20.480 In the cave, in the cage, not your own little 310 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:22.360 plexiglass room. 311 00:13:23.279 --> 00:13:26.159 It's an actual case, like an animal, like an. 312 00:13:26.039 --> 00:13:28.000 Animal, and whether they know yet if you've done it 313 00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:29.879 or not, the care in the cage. 314 00:13:29.720 --> 00:13:30.919 Until we figure this out. 315 00:13:30.799 --> 00:13:33.440 And then we put a spit guard on it. Oh gosh, 316 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:36.600 that's our epic fail. Stick around. More coming up. You 317 00:13:36.639 --> 00:13:38.960 can stream us online at one O three to one 318 00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:42.559 Austin dot com. Care don't care, just a moment away 319 00:13:42.639 --> 00:13:44.399 if you're just joining us. Here's a little bit of 320 00:13:44.440 --> 00:13:46.240 stuff that you missed. We told you about a new 321 00:13:46.320 --> 00:13:50.360 dating app called Club Pillar, which is a sober dating app. 322 00:13:50.639 --> 00:13:52.600 Also in Rapid Fire, Q and A Tricia asked me 323 00:13:52.639 --> 00:13:56.000 what my high school nickname was, and it was Blockhead 324 00:13:56.360 --> 00:13:58.200 because I have a very large head. 325 00:13:58.919 --> 00:14:00.200 Kind of like Charlie Brown. 326 00:14:00.039 --> 00:14:02.440 Full of brains, full of you know what, thank you, 327 00:14:03.039 --> 00:14:06.360 thank Unfortunately, my head was not very good at growing hair. 328 00:14:07.000 --> 00:14:09.879 No, had all those brains in there, but figure out 329 00:14:10.159 --> 00:14:11.759 how to grow a hair right on the top. 330 00:14:11.879 --> 00:14:13.639 But the good Lord gave me a good head for it, 331 00:14:13.720 --> 00:14:14.440 Yeah he did again. 332 00:14:18.399 --> 00:14:34.840 Carry all right, we head and see the beautiful state 333 00:14:34.879 --> 00:14:40.080 of Idaho, Southern Idaho to the specific ray truck hauling 334 00:14:40.360 --> 00:14:44.039 forty eight thousand pounds of molasses. 335 00:14:44.919 --> 00:14:47.000 Crashed into a truck. You care. I don't care to 336 00:14:47.039 --> 00:14:48.360 know what that truck was hauling. 337 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:53.000 I definitely care, But you no. I thought you're gonna say, 338 00:14:53.039 --> 00:14:55.240 like cookies or no oatmeal? 339 00:14:55.879 --> 00:14:56.919 Poop poop. 340 00:14:57.000 --> 00:15:00.480 Now, to make matters worse, the manure truck caught on fire. 341 00:15:00.840 --> 00:15:04.919 Bro a thousand pounds of molasses spilled onto the highway, 342 00:15:05.039 --> 00:15:08.600 blocking the road for over four hours. You know what's 343 00:15:08.600 --> 00:15:10.440 funny about that is it makes me think of my 344 00:15:10.480 --> 00:15:12.360 buddy Trey, who's got to clean up business. 345 00:15:13.000 --> 00:15:14.200 And they clean up anything. 346 00:15:14.399 --> 00:15:15.480 You think they clean that up? 347 00:15:15.519 --> 00:15:18.039 Oh, they could clean up molasses that my favorite clean 348 00:15:18.120 --> 00:15:20.159 up store, like they do oil spills and stuff like that. 349 00:15:20.360 --> 00:15:24.159 It's like, you have no idea Sandy, how much stuff 350 00:15:24.399 --> 00:15:28.080 spills in a day and you just never hear about it, 351 00:15:28.519 --> 00:15:30.639 and he goes My favorite one, My favorite one that 352 00:15:30.679 --> 00:15:32.639 he told me about is that there was a big 353 00:15:32.879 --> 00:15:36.360 milk plant in Fort Worth, Texas where like one hundred 354 00:15:36.360 --> 00:15:39.080 thousand gallons of milk spilled in the factory. 355 00:15:39.120 --> 00:15:41.440 Oh god, they had to get there and clean it up. 356 00:15:41.559 --> 00:15:43.440 Can you imagine how bad it smelled? 357 00:15:43.720 --> 00:15:47.240 And it's time because it's going to rock, and so 358 00:15:47.360 --> 00:15:50.480 they like, we got to get places fast with vacuum trucks. 359 00:15:50.679 --> 00:15:52.600 Then when I want to ask him, when you suck 360 00:15:52.639 --> 00:15:53.320 it up, where do you do? 361 00:15:53.399 --> 00:15:54.399 What do you do with it? Where does it go? 362 00:15:54.759 --> 00:15:55.440 Where do you put it? 363 00:15:55.480 --> 00:15:58.000 I'm sure they've got ways to dispose of I mean, 364 00:15:58.039 --> 00:15:58.799 I'm sure. 365 00:15:58.559 --> 00:15:59.559 But I want to know how. 366 00:16:00.360 --> 00:16:04.799 I'll ask him mention the ants around the molasses spill. 367 00:16:04.960 --> 00:16:05.879 Oh my god. 368 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:08.039 It's just amazing how much stuff spills and has got 369 00:16:08.039 --> 00:16:09.840 to be cleaned. It's just something you never think about, 370 00:16:09.960 --> 00:16:13.279 right right never, Tricia Carrot, don't care to know who 371 00:16:13.360 --> 00:16:18.279 the new Hollywood power couple is. I care it's Ryan 372 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:19.320 Reynolds and Blake Live. 373 00:16:19.480 --> 00:16:21.480 Oh yeah it is. I mean it is. 374 00:16:21.639 --> 00:16:26.240 Their deadpool and Wolverine took in fifty four million dollars, 375 00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:29.600 is the weekend over the weekend number one at the 376 00:16:29.639 --> 00:16:34.200 box office. Meanwhile, Blake Livesly Lively It Ends with Us 377 00:16:34.639 --> 00:16:38.000 did fifty million and it's debut wake weekend to come 378 00:16:38.039 --> 00:16:41.799 in second place. The last time a husband wife duo 379 00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:44.159 took the top two spots at the box office was 380 00:16:44.159 --> 00:16:47.559 in nineteen ninety. Bruce Willis's Die Hard two finished in 381 00:16:47.639 --> 00:16:51.039 first place, to Mean Moore head Ghosts It came in 382 00:16:51.360 --> 00:16:55.440 second place. Oh jeez, Wow, they're. 383 00:16:55.240 --> 00:16:55.879 Doing all right. 384 00:16:56.039 --> 00:16:57.639 They're doing all right for sure. 385 00:16:57.919 --> 00:17:00.360 Wow, good for them. Right we why can't we'd be 386 00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:01.480 a radio power couple? 387 00:17:02.080 --> 00:17:04.839 I mean I feel like we're trying. Yeah, I mean 388 00:17:04.880 --> 00:17:07.799 we're trying really hard. Right, what else do you think 389 00:17:07.799 --> 00:17:08.799 we could do that we're not doing. 390 00:17:08.920 --> 00:17:11.200 Maybe if you had a body like Blake Lively, Well, 391 00:17:11.240 --> 00:17:13.000 nobody's going to see it r on the radio. 392 00:17:13.160 --> 00:17:15.119 What if we were what if we were like naked radio? 393 00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:18.000 Nobody we could just say we were, Yeah, we could, 394 00:17:19.400 --> 00:17:21.039 that's true. I don't know, we got to maybe we 395 00:17:21.079 --> 00:17:22.839 gotta think about it a little bit more. Finally, in 396 00:17:22.920 --> 00:17:24.960 care don't care to care or don't care to know? 397 00:17:25.119 --> 00:17:28.799 About a woman that found a message. 398 00:17:28.440 --> 00:17:28.960 In a bottle. 399 00:17:29.279 --> 00:17:30.359 Oh, I definitely care. 400 00:17:30.480 --> 00:17:33.480 So you know, the hurricane Debbie made a big mess 401 00:17:33.920 --> 00:17:38.279