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<v Speaker 1>Hello, everybody, and welcome to a very special It's very special, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Special because it's extra. We got an extra Bachelor in Paradise.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody saw it coming except for a lot of you

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<v Speaker 2>who look at the schedule, which I later saw on

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<v Speaker 2>rose Pricks. Somebody had posted that on our rose Pricks

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<v Speaker 2>that they're like, you know, there's like a Tuesday we

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<v Speaker 2>just didn't see you guys. Are you got to keep

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<v Speaker 2>us keep us honest, Yes, let us know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we knew.

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<v Speaker 2>We knew, so we knew they're going to pop up

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<v Speaker 2>with this shit every now and then, and here they are.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was worried that it was just going to

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<v Speaker 2>be like so much extra bullshit. And I, as I

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<v Speaker 2>did yesterday, I enjoyed this episode as well. I'm enjoying

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<v Speaker 2>Bachelor in Paradise. I said it. I said what I said.

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<v Speaker 2>I enjoyed a whole and I mean there's some stuff

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't like.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, I was thinking, hold on, I'm just looking for

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<v Speaker 1>it right now, so that I can tell you. I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking about the fact that, Okay, what am I

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<v Speaker 1>trying to say? Sorry, I was concentrating on something at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time. Peek behind the curtain of podcasting. I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking of talking about I found out some stuff

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<v Speaker 1>about Susie and Justin's breakup.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember we were desperately trying to dig.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then I was like, maybe we could do

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<v Speaker 1>it on paradise, I mean, on a pittureon. But then

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, is anyone really going to care

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<v Speaker 1>that much by then? So then I thought, tell you, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm just trying to I'm just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>find the actual story. I can just tell you by heart. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just do that, Okay basically, Oh and the oh this

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<v Speaker 1>is interesting too. Okay. So what I understand is Justin

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<v Speaker 1>went on a podcast and was talking about the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that the reason they broke up was kind of very

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<v Speaker 1>different personalities. He says that she did the breaking up,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think that they were. I think she saw

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<v Speaker 1>the writing on the wall. So the timeline of them

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<v Speaker 1>is last year, they broke up around November, but then

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<v Speaker 1>they got back together I want to say, in January,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they broke up again like in March.

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<v Speaker 3>So these two were a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Back and forth, and I think that he is the

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<v Speaker 1>one who was like, I can't do it. From what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm understanding. From what I'm seeing, I think he has

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<v Speaker 1>some major commitment issues. I think he finds fault in people.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that he be because the things that

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<v Speaker 1>he is saying that we're different about their personalities seem

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<v Speaker 1>kind of inconsequential. His thing was that he's just more

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<v Speaker 1>logical and she's more emotional. God, I'll come on, that's

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<v Speaker 1>like what he's a little more type A. So he

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<v Speaker 1>likes to keep things like neat and tidy. It's like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys were together for a year, Like, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what reminds me often?

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<v Speaker 2>This is really honestly, and I think this will sum

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<v Speaker 2>it up what Justin's trying to say. It's very Paula

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<v Speaker 2>Abdul and emc scatcat.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean if.

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<v Speaker 2>You you like to do the dishes and I do

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<v Speaker 2>not like that you like to go out and stay home?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that kind of what they're saying, Like kind of yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>First off, what is emcy skatcat?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about that for just one second, Like it's

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<v Speaker 2>a cat?

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<v Speaker 1>But is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it a it's a cartoon cat? Who is or

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<v Speaker 2>is not having sex with Paula Abdul. I was always

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<v Speaker 2>very confused. It's a male cat. He's wearing sunglasses. He's cool, right,

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<v Speaker 2>but what is she having sex with him?

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<v Speaker 1>For? Oh? Why are they even in a relationship? Why

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't she Also, wasn't there a period of time where

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<v Speaker 1>she liked pills a lot? I don't know if that's

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<v Speaker 1>a that's called Well, I don't know what the period

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<v Speaker 1>of time would be. But yeah, but okay, so she's

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<v Speaker 1>just you think she imagined emc skatcat. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing was just like some weird hallucination she had,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe Benzo's or maybe her like music video director was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got an idea. Hear me out, and she was

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<v Speaker 1>just like, yeah, who whatever, that sounds good.

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<v Speaker 2>You like it quiet and I like to show and

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<v Speaker 2>she's like love it. So it's a cartoon cat in

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<v Speaker 2>sunglasses and we will be dancing side by side and

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<v Speaker 2>then and then Yaula's like, will we make love?

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<v Speaker 1>She says it like that.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, well, we're not going to have you guys

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<v Speaker 2>having sex because it's a cartoon and it's a green screen,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's going to be tough.

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<v Speaker 1>And also, yeah, we don't that doesn't feel right to us.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like whatever, I'll do it though, So basically

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<v Speaker 1>Justin is saying that Susie was the.

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<v Speaker 2>Justin is the EMC skatcat correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. I also have one more thing that is interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want me to read it to you. And

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<v Speaker 1>this This is Justin and Lexi going back and forth

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<v Speaker 1>in Instagram comments. So Justin says, I had no intention

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<v Speaker 1>to lead anyone on. I was very intentional. My god,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, listen, a lot of you guys think that

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I'm like overdoing, you know, making fun of these people.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's writing it. He's making fun of himself, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>asking for leading, he says, I had no intention to

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<v Speaker 1>lead anyone on. I was very intentional with who I pursued,

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<v Speaker 1>but unfortunately the same interest was not reciprocated for days,

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<v Speaker 1>where I was then informed that this person he's talking about, LEXI,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have interest in dating someone that didn't live where

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<v Speaker 1>she lived, was unsure if we wanted the same things

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<v Speaker 1>out of life, et cetera. This part of the conversation

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't shown as well as telling me to pursue other

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<v Speaker 1>women as she wanted to pursue other.

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<v Speaker 3>Men, which we know we're with you. Yeah, he says

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<v Speaker 3>here yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But guess who's not LEXI, so hold on prior to

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<v Speaker 1>ending things with me like that, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>The conversation before the rose ceremony was the first time

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<v Speaker 3>I received any sense of interest from her, and you

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<v Speaker 3>called this cecily okay, And I found it concerning that

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<v Speaker 3>all of the reservations from less than twenty four hours

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<v Speaker 3>ago were no longer there. Minutes before we lined up

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<v Speaker 3>for the rose ceremony. I chose to self sacrifice for

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<v Speaker 3>someone I deeply care about rather than take the chance

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<v Speaker 3>of continuing to pursue someone who I didn't feel was

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<v Speaker 3>genuinely interested in me. Hope you can try to understand

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<v Speaker 3>it was a difficult situation to navigate for all parties.

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<v Speaker 3>So she writes back, justin what you're saying is simply

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<v Speaker 3>not true, and you know it as someone who claims

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<v Speaker 3>to value communication, I suggest you reflect on how you

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<v Speaker 3>show up in that space, because this narrative isn't it okay,

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<v Speaker 3>gen Z, I won't let you twist my words or

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<v Speaker 3>rewrite my truth. We both know the reality of what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I genuinely hope you take the time to grow and

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<v Speaker 3>heal so you don't repeat this kind of behavior with

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<v Speaker 3>someone else, wishing you clarity and accountability on that path.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't share my story or use my words that

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<v Speaker 1>are simply not true. Okay, girl, we literally saw it

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<v Speaker 1>in the ending. Okay, so he responds. Never Oh good,

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<v Speaker 1>he responds Lexi Collette Young. Luckily cameras were present for

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<v Speaker 1>the conversation. Quote you're in La growing your business and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in Atlanta growing mine and I have no plans

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<v Speaker 1>of leaving Atlanta, quote, as well as quote I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sure we even want the same things out of life

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<v Speaker 1>end quote weren't a part of the reservations you can wait? Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>he's saying, word it wasn't that a part of the

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<v Speaker 1>reservations You communicated to me, to which I responded, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to talk about these things, but you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't given me a chance, to to which you apologized

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<v Speaker 1>for projecting on me. None of that happened. I absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>value communication. I've tried to reach out to you twice

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<v Speaker 1>post show in an effort to communicate, in which I

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<v Speaker 1>received zero response from you. Nonetheless, still apologize for what

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<v Speaker 1>transpired and wish you the best, so she writes back.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, justin you're now using the points I raised

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<v Speaker 1>about us having a relationship to justify not pulling me

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<v Speaker 1>aside before the rose ceremony and sharing your concerns, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>to which I want to interject, Yeah, it's part of

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<v Speaker 1>the show. He was making good TV. He doesn't owe

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<v Speaker 1>you anything, Lexi. You freaking played him and then you

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<v Speaker 1>just clearly wanted his rose. I think he was completely

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<v Speaker 1>right and not what he's going to give you a

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<v Speaker 1>heads up and go by the way, I'm not giving

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<v Speaker 1>you my rose. No fuck off, LEXI, So fuck off, LEXI.

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<v Speaker 1>So you agree? So he says, I'm fully aware of

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<v Speaker 1>what was filmed and what has happened off camera in

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<v Speaker 1>La people talk, I asked you directly to come to

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<v Speaker 1>me if anything Oh, I'm doing her voice right now.

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<v Speaker 1>For a second I thought I was doing him. She says,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fully aware of what was filmed and what has

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<v Speaker 1>happened off camera people talk. I asked you directly to

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<v Speaker 1>come to me if anything changed, and you chose not to.

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<v Speaker 1>That lack of respect speaks volumes. I didn't reach out

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<v Speaker 1>after the show because frankly, there was nothing left to say.

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<v Speaker 1>I am moving on with my life, wishing you clarity

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<v Speaker 1>and healing. She won't stop seeing. Yeah, so there you go, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>move along, Thank you, flexy.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't need it, No, we don't. So then we

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<v Speaker 2>we get a little bit of a recap, which we

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<v Speaker 2>don't need to do. We just did this yesterday of

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<v Speaker 2>basically just justin running off Susan.

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<v Speaker 1>Susan. I call her Susan.

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<v Speaker 2>It just feels right to me. She looks like a Susan.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why why didn't follow.

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<v Speaker 3>And show up? Does she have a boyfriend now? Later?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know Liza Minellie, Oh that's Susan.

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<v Speaker 1>She was there.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that was Kathy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it was Kathy.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you know that? I thought Susan was Kathy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I did get them confused. And you're absolutely right.

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<v Speaker 2>She must have a She probably is hosting some weird

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<v Speaker 2>other show.

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<v Speaker 1>She probably like took a deal with another network posting

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<v Speaker 1>like it's called like what would be another thing for

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<v Speaker 1>the older?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's called like the old. It's kind of you

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<v Speaker 2>can't quite say it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like, wait, we're Golden Bchelor what this is

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<v Speaker 1>totally different?

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<v Speaker 2>But I've never said I wouldn't do this, like, but

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<v Speaker 2>you would not have had the platform. Chris Jenner told

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<v Speaker 2>me she like my hair and she's producing it. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>actually believe that. So Susie chases her, it chases Justin

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<v Speaker 2>and everybody's freaking out and Jesse. We see Jesse consoling Justin,

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<v Speaker 2>which was sweet and I we said this yesterday or Justin.

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<v Speaker 2>We really felt for him. He was trying to do

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<v Speaker 2>a nice thing. He's embarrassed. Yes, he's like ashamed, like

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<v Speaker 2>it's just whatever, And did you find that Jesse seemed

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<v Speaker 2>kind of bored. Justin's like, I just I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse just felt. Jesse seemed like he was falling asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, is there any way that we could like

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<v Speaker 2>Like a movie, like because I really like to do

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<v Speaker 2>acting now.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like the producers are like, Jesse, we were already

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<v Speaker 1>doing like two of those later in the show, like

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<v Speaker 1>just relax Wells.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, I want to do one without Wells. Can

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<v Speaker 2>I please do a monologue like from what like from

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<v Speaker 2>Death of a Salesman? No, Jesse, what are you trying

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<v Speaker 2>to do? You're trying to put like an acting reel together.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, listen, the America loves me. They want more there.

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<v Speaker 1>Haven't you heard the cries of more Jesse, more Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he does a thing where he turns around

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<v Speaker 1>to do the monologue. He turns around and then like

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<v Speaker 1>he stretches for a second. Yeah, yeah, a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>to get into like yeah character. But then he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>do death of a Salesman.

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<v Speaker 2>He does something from like Avengers, you know, like he's

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<v Speaker 2>just like, this is a scene I will be playing

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<v Speaker 2>the part of iron Man, originally played by Robert Downey Jr.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he turns around. He's like, oh, I'm Tony Stark.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they're like, okay, can we just cut around this, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse on your own time, could you just do monologues

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff, because like that's not you need to really

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<v Speaker 2>focus on what Justin's talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and he's like, oh all right. Then you pad

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<v Speaker 1>back in and Justin's crying and Jesse looks bored. They

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<v Speaker 1>by accident get him on rolling his eyes. His head

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<v Speaker 1>his hands are like and his head is in his hands.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like rubbing his eyes really hard. You just hear

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<v Speaker 1>the voiceover of Justin going it was just hard because like,

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<v Speaker 1>like I pinky slur to Susie that like, I would

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<v Speaker 1>protect to guard her art, like even if the relationship

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<v Speaker 1>didn't work.

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<v Speaker 2>And Jesse's like, can I just do some Shakespeare? He

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<v Speaker 2>turns back to the camera, just a little Shakespeare.

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<v Speaker 3>A little I bet you didn't know I could do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you write? And they're like, oh god no, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he starts singing, So, yeah, Justin is sad. I

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<v Speaker 1>just kept writing. He's the sweetest.

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<v Speaker 2>He's so sweet, Susie. Susie wants to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, why, You're like, he's really upset right now,

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<v Speaker 1>producers and she's like why, Like are you a dummy

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<v Speaker 1>or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, at this point I was a little mad at

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<v Speaker 2>sus Like, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Why? Why is he upset? Okay, I'm going to say

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<v Speaker 1>this though. First of all, Okay, it's possible we like

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<v Speaker 1>Justin in this moment, it is very possible that Susie

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<v Speaker 1>was an anxious attacher. I'm just buying into this whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And Justin is avoidant, and I have a feeling that

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<v Speaker 1>they became more than friends and he started being distant,

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<v Speaker 1>and when he was distant, she started like pushing more

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<v Speaker 1>started I don't want to say getting the ick, but

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<v Speaker 1>finding fault with Susie and being like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if this is going to work long term. You're messy,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're just illogical, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what we were thinking, Yeah, exactly. And I

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<v Speaker 2>think what happened with the lines, I think she just

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<v Speaker 2>is not kind of yes, like when she came and

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<v Speaker 2>she's like you're the one, and he's like, oh God,

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<v Speaker 2>please don't even turn the lights on for this yet.

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<v Speaker 2>On the plane, I think he shuts down, and I

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<v Speaker 2>think that this was really hard for her because I

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<v Speaker 2>think he's like, listen, I care about you so much

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<v Speaker 2>and troubled, but I'm not getting back with you. But

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<v Speaker 2>it is weird. Oh maybe that makes sense, And that's

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<v Speaker 2>confusing to her. Why she why he'd even be upset.

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<v Speaker 2>She's sort of like, wait, what, why is he upset?

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<v Speaker 2>But then that was so sad and she's like, please

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<v Speaker 2>let me talk to him. I can help him. I

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<v Speaker 2>just I felt that when.

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<v Speaker 1>The producers are like, we're making a TV show and

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't fit our narrative. Get out of here, you

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<v Speaker 1>get on a plane, let's get you backed you would

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<v Speaker 1>know good for this. I am going to be so

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<v Speaker 1>fucking mad at Jeremy later on in this episode that

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<v Speaker 1>he is going to make you crazy amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Then then wait, so then Justin So Jesse's like, but

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<v Speaker 2>there's still a rose on the line. Obviously you're going home,

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<v Speaker 2>so you're out of here. Don't worry about that. But

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<v Speaker 2>it was sad. He's like, okay, does he have to leave?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. He should have stayed.

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<v Speaker 2>They should have let Justin stay. We all wanted him

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<v Speaker 2>to stay.

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<v Speaker 1>Say okay, why could if obviously he can give his

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<v Speaker 1>rose to someone else, So why can't he stay and

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<v Speaker 1>give his rose to else? Maybe he didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>because he said I want to go home. He said.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he said I want to go home, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>because otherwise it didn't make sense. So he has a

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<v Speaker 2>rose on the line, and I'm so glad he didn't

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<v Speaker 2>give it to LEXI weren't you a little nervous, like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh god, he's going to try to do like a

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<v Speaker 2>do over.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't, right, So.

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<v Speaker 2>Then Jill, oh my god, she's like, oh, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think so no, and they're like, Jill, just take it.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to go home. We've been standing for like

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<v Speaker 2>a really long time.

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<v Speaker 1>We want to go to bed. She's like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>missed Tha, I guess I'll take your rose. Rose. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>wanting to show you much impression.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 1>She does like a chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, she's absolutely the most bad shit person I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever seen on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>And that is saying a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>And you are in a Jill.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we please?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a Jill, but I am an Alex Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>definitely an Alex okay, but I know it's not a Jill.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what chills as we decided she's spooky Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>She's very spooky Joe from she's Lily Tomlin like in

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<v Speaker 1>a twenty seven year old body, right maybe thirties.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's putting Lily Tomlin down. Lily knows going

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<v Speaker 2>to bring it down. She's she's actually in real life

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<v Speaker 2>very uh chill and kind of mean. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 2>very really said her. But I from the stories I've heard,

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<v Speaker 2>she's brilliant. Obviously, No, people don't dislike her, but she's

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<v Speaker 2>you know, she's a little edge to her. Oh, Allen,

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't mean that just because you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not saying because their Scissor Sisters.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean Ellen Pompeo right from Grey's Anatomy, because you

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<v Speaker 1>write on Grace right, Yes, I write on Grace, as

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<v Speaker 1>does Jack, because that's our show. I think if that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't do it, that should do it. That I just said,

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<v Speaker 1>Scissor Sisters. I'm so fucking sorry, Lily. I am pleased.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're listening, I apologize. There's a band called Scissor Sisters,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't think that's about the band.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she was, No, it wasn't. It wasn't like a

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<v Speaker 2>rude thing to say.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like I didn't need to put her in

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<v Speaker 1>Ellen together just because they both happened.

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<v Speaker 3>To be dancing. No, Nan Sen today, that's a little

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<v Speaker 3>Scissor Sisters song, and.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to give you a quick f Mary Kill

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<v Speaker 2>mc scatcat one of the Scissor Sisters. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>which one. They're they're men, I think, and Jeremy, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a hard one.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. God, I'm marrying one of the Scissor Sisters

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, Okay, having of course, And I'm utuy, is there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fair about you?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you're not going to get you're not going to

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<v Speaker 2>get you uti from a from an animated cat.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not ever having sex with Jeremy, and I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it no, I mean it too, absolutely not no good.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember what the sister sisters look like, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure if I would marry mc scatcat. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what, that's maybe we think about that for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let everybody think about it, and you can let

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<v Speaker 2>us know. We're not letting us know how you feel

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<v Speaker 2>about having.

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<v Speaker 1>Sex with em.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what does this become? So okay? So yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 2>so Jill is just being annoying and everyone's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's so Jill. She's just being She's just jillin' chill Jill.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the name of this episode, Chill Jill.

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<v Speaker 1>So meanwhile, because this pops up in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>Jeremy is just has such main character energy it's it's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like, man, I'm really second guessing my decision. Brah.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could have given both those ladies Rose.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, Bailey is a sure thing, but like

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<v Speaker 1>Susie would have been great too. I really like Susie.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't still think both Susie, yeah, while standing here,

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<v Speaker 1>he's obsessing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're setting this thing up.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I also was just like, Zoe, leave my screen,

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<v Speaker 1>go go go bye bye. She's like she tries to

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<v Speaker 1>do like a real hot outro, which I didn't care.

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<v Speaker 1>So Susie, Zoe, Jersey leave and Zoe is so angry.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and Lexi, but Lexi remember Lexi stormed out earlier

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<v Speaker 1>that never came back because she's so mad, so no

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<v Speaker 1>one cares. And Zoe has such anger issues. She's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck that guy. Men like him always take the easy

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<v Speaker 1>way out. He's a fucking loser.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Zoe, Yeah, oh god, she's really no good. She's

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<v Speaker 2>really bad. So she leaves. Jesse's like old friends are coming. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I know you guys have been saying this now for

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<v Speaker 2>a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>We got it and botox. Brian is just like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what that means, bro, Like what do

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<v Speaker 1>they mean? Like old people like okay old, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>got old. Well they're like thirty five or what my god?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so then then weird that's happening. Olds are coming

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<v Speaker 2>now and we're gonna get a.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack take day six or that. Maybe it hasn't, hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>It hasn't happened. That happened, Jackie. I have to deal

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<v Speaker 1>with Jeremy in the pool with oh yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 1>big with douchey Brian being a douche, Like, yeah, Bailey's

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<v Speaker 1>all right, but like when I was with Susie, man,

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<v Speaker 1>my jaw hurt from laughing, and that is a good

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<v Speaker 1>practice for eating her out.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to eat her out, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Also this is important to note because like, yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 2>reminding everyone that he himself went on a date with

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<v Speaker 2>somebody else.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, he did exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, this is outrageous what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like Jack's.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's like abusive emotionally, and I felt really

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<v Speaker 2>really bad for Bailey. What's about to happen? But Jeremy's

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<v Speaker 2>setting up this thing. You missus, Susie, it's all you

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<v Speaker 2>can talk about, you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>And if things like Bailey she's all right, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>like she's mid but like if things don't work out

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00:21:04.759 --> 00:21:08.039
<v Speaker 1>with her, which they won't, I'm definitely sliding into Susie's DMS.

421
00:21:08.160 --> 00:21:10.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna fucking call her bro He says, yeah, well

422
00:21:10.920 --> 00:21:14.119
<v Speaker 1>not yet. He doesn't he says, I'm going to call her,

423
00:21:14.200 --> 00:21:17.359
<v Speaker 1>meaning when I get home, I'm gonna call her. I'm

424
00:21:17.359 --> 00:21:19.160
<v Speaker 1>gonna slide in her DMS and I'm gonna call her.

425
00:21:19.160 --> 00:21:19.880
<v Speaker 1>That's what he said.

426
00:21:20.480 --> 00:21:22.000
<v Speaker 2>And he has no reason to even say that yet

427
00:21:22.000 --> 00:21:23.880
<v Speaker 2>because we don't even know what Bailey's gonna do or

428
00:21:23.880 --> 00:21:26.400
<v Speaker 2>what she wants to do. It's so stupid what happens here?

429
00:21:26.400 --> 00:21:26.599
<v Speaker 1>Eat?

430
00:21:27.200 --> 00:21:30.000
<v Speaker 2>So then all right, so finally, oh yeah, Alex is

431
00:21:30.000 --> 00:21:32.720
<v Speaker 2>being kind of she's off and she's saying things are

432
00:21:32.839 --> 00:21:34.680
<v Speaker 2>just kind of they're setting up that things are a

433
00:21:34.680 --> 00:21:37.279
<v Speaker 2>little weird with Jonathan, right. We can see that from

434
00:21:37.319 --> 00:21:40.119
<v Speaker 2>the beginning that she's not into him. So they're both

435
00:21:40.160 --> 00:21:42.720
<v Speaker 2>delightful people. That is an example of two really nice

436
00:21:42.720 --> 00:21:44.720
<v Speaker 2>people that just don't belong together. That's all.

437
00:21:45.400 --> 00:21:51.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's nice. I don't dislike now until although I'm

438
00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:53.880
<v Speaker 1>gonna dislike him a little bit later, but for right now,

439
00:21:54.079 --> 00:21:59.720
<v Speaker 1>he's fine. Uh So, the Goldens arrived this crazy April.

440
00:21:59.799 --> 00:22:03.519
<v Speaker 2>I'd forgotten about April. We should probably remind you, since

441
00:22:03.559 --> 00:22:06.720
<v Speaker 2>April went home kind of early on her season, that

442
00:22:06.799 --> 00:22:09.079
<v Speaker 2>she was the one who wrote a book about fucking

443
00:22:09.160 --> 00:22:12.319
<v Speaker 2>Frankie Valley for like twenty years yes, on and off

444
00:22:12.440 --> 00:22:15.519
<v Speaker 2>for like her whole life. Probably still I do believe

445
00:22:16.680 --> 00:22:19.599
<v Speaker 2>I believe that maybe her the secret that's going to

446
00:22:19.680 --> 00:22:21.880
<v Speaker 2>come up later. I just I'm just going to say

447
00:22:21.880 --> 00:22:23.400
<v Speaker 2>this now, you know there was a oh yeah, the

448
00:22:23.400 --> 00:22:28.799
<v Speaker 2>five hundred thousand dollars was his right, that was Wasn't

449
00:22:28.799 --> 00:22:29.960
<v Speaker 2>that her secret?

450
00:22:29.960 --> 00:22:32.119
<v Speaker 1>That was her secret? But I also think I think

451
00:22:32.119 --> 00:22:34.799
<v Speaker 1>they wrote multiple secrets so that they could figure out

452
00:22:34.839 --> 00:22:36.519
<v Speaker 1>the best ones to show on the show. And I

453
00:22:36.519 --> 00:22:39.319
<v Speaker 1>think it was also her secret that I slept with

454
00:22:39.359 --> 00:22:42.519
<v Speaker 1>somebody twenty five years older, because I believe she met

455
00:22:42.599 --> 00:22:45.440
<v Speaker 1>him when she was a teenager member and was way

456
00:22:45.480 --> 00:22:49.559
<v Speaker 1>way older. So yes, she's so. I think both her

457
00:22:49.559 --> 00:22:52.279
<v Speaker 1>secrets were about Frankie Valley. I think she's still obsessed

458
00:22:52.319 --> 00:22:54.079
<v Speaker 1>with Frankie Valley for sure.

459
00:22:54.119 --> 00:22:56.880
<v Speaker 2>I think they played Frankie Valley music on her package

460
00:22:56.920 --> 00:22:58.640
<v Speaker 2>when she was coming in on the boat. I sort of, God,

461
00:22:58.640 --> 00:22:59.839
<v Speaker 2>they were playing that kind of music.

462
00:23:00.000 --> 00:23:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh do you the you mus I mean it's like

463
00:23:06.680 --> 00:23:09.599
<v Speaker 1>they really leaned into his music. It was probably not

464
00:23:09.759 --> 00:23:12.799
<v Speaker 1>like they didn't pay for it, but they Oh it

465
00:23:12.920 --> 00:23:14.160
<v Speaker 1>was weird. That was so weird.

466
00:23:14.480 --> 00:23:17.319
<v Speaker 2>But she's happy to be there, she's odd, She we

467
00:23:17.400 --> 00:23:17.720
<v Speaker 2>need her.

468
00:23:17.720 --> 00:23:20.319
<v Speaker 3>She's younger, guys, she's gone the other way.

469
00:23:20.319 --> 00:23:20.759
<v Speaker 1>I love it.

470
00:23:21.400 --> 00:23:24.119
<v Speaker 2>Actually like that. Then I just want to say how

471
00:23:24.200 --> 00:23:25.519
<v Speaker 2>much we love our queen, Leslie.

472
00:23:26.079 --> 00:23:26.640
<v Speaker 1>You love her.

473
00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:28.279
<v Speaker 3>She needed more camera times.

474
00:23:28.839 --> 00:23:30.640
<v Speaker 2>She and she'll get it though. She's isn't she the

475
00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:31.640
<v Speaker 2>one that got the bat out?

476
00:23:31.680 --> 00:23:32.440
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I'll get it.

477
00:23:32.519 --> 00:23:34.720
<v Speaker 2>I'll get the bat out later. There's a bath that

478
00:23:34.799 --> 00:23:37.920
<v Speaker 2>plays into the room. She's just a joy and I

479
00:23:37.960 --> 00:23:39.720
<v Speaker 2>love her. There's just nothing bad to say about her.

480
00:23:39.759 --> 00:23:42.079
<v Speaker 2>She's the fucking coolest and I'm so glad she's there.

481
00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:43.880
<v Speaker 2>Captain Kim.

482
00:23:45.559 --> 00:23:49.680
<v Speaker 1>The Bachelor, we are the mentioned man.

483
00:23:51.119 --> 00:23:52.799
<v Speaker 2>He wrote it and made everyone sing it, and they

484
00:23:52.799 --> 00:23:55.799
<v Speaker 2>were all so nice to do it. They're like, oh, okay,

485
00:23:55.799 --> 00:23:56.680
<v Speaker 2>Captain Kim.

486
00:23:56.519 --> 00:23:59.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like we should. Anybody that didn't watch

487
00:23:59.640 --> 00:24:01.759
<v Speaker 1>Golden Bachelor, you want to play it.

488
00:24:02.240 --> 00:24:05.880
<v Speaker 2>I have to go find it. I'll find out. You

489
00:24:05.960 --> 00:24:08.079
<v Speaker 2>keep going and tell us who's who, and I'll find it.

490
00:24:08.119 --> 00:24:12.039
<v Speaker 1>Okay. So Captain Kim was a little bit cuckoo. For

491
00:24:12.079 --> 00:24:14.319
<v Speaker 1>those of you who don't remember, he was older. He

492
00:24:14.400 --> 00:24:16.240
<v Speaker 1>was quite a bit older than everyone else, and he

493
00:24:16.319 --> 00:24:19.920
<v Speaker 1>was very serious and he was in the Navy, I

494
00:24:19.960 --> 00:24:22.960
<v Speaker 1>guess and he wrote a song and he was very

495
00:24:23.000 --> 00:24:29.279
<v Speaker 1>serious about it, and I believe that only Charles would

496
00:24:29.319 --> 00:24:32.039
<v Speaker 1>sing it with him. Somebody somebody agreed to sing the

497
00:24:32.119 --> 00:24:34.519
<v Speaker 1>song with him, and then he taught it to everybody,

498
00:24:34.599 --> 00:24:37.319
<v Speaker 1>and then they all sang the song, or I think

499
00:24:37.359 --> 00:24:39.359
<v Speaker 1>they all sang the song on the reunion. There's the

500
00:24:39.599 --> 00:24:41.799
<v Speaker 1>la the gay chorus.

501
00:24:42.160 --> 00:24:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Remember they did it on the Yeah, here we go,

502
00:24:46.200 --> 00:24:46.599
<v Speaker 2>this is them.

503
00:24:46.640 --> 00:24:56.200
<v Speaker 1>It's better so cute.

504
00:25:01.920 --> 00:25:02.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there you go.

505
00:25:03.640 --> 00:25:06.319
<v Speaker 2>He's singing it too. He's singing along nobody else. That

506
00:25:06.359 --> 00:25:08.759
<v Speaker 2>shows other people and they're like, oh, that's yeah. And

507
00:25:08.960 --> 00:25:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Captain Kims knows every line because he.

508
00:25:11.240 --> 00:25:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Wrote it, and you're gonna he's there, JJ who got

509
00:25:14.759 --> 00:25:16.799
<v Speaker 1>kicked off really early. But I don't know if you

510
00:25:16.880 --> 00:25:19.240
<v Speaker 1>remember this, but when we were doing our cast roast,

511
00:25:19.680 --> 00:25:23.799
<v Speaker 1>I really liked him. He's very cute, Like he's a tall.

512
00:25:23.680 --> 00:25:24.279
<v Speaker 3>Drink of water.

513
00:25:24.480 --> 00:25:26.319
<v Speaker 1>He's like six'. Five he knows a TikTok.

514
00:25:26.440 --> 00:25:28.200
<v Speaker 2>Song he says that if you're looking for a man

515
00:25:28.240 --> 00:25:31.680
<v Speaker 2>and find out trust, fund six,' five blue eyes like.

516
00:25:31.720 --> 00:25:34.680
<v Speaker 1>He does he knows the little. He's him he's got it.

517
00:25:34.720 --> 00:25:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Going on then, Your, Guy, KEITH no i don't understand

518
00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:40.799
<v Speaker 2>your LOVE of i don't, dislike him but what is it?

519
00:25:40.839 --> 00:25:43.039
<v Speaker 1>ABOUT him i don't, DISLIKE him i. Just don't he's

520
00:25:43.119 --> 00:25:46.440
<v Speaker 1>just got a funny dad Girl dad John c riley

521
00:25:46.839 --> 00:25:49.119
<v Speaker 1>like funny GUY like i, don't know he's just like

522
00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:49.759
<v Speaker 1>he seems.

523
00:25:49.839 --> 00:25:51.960
<v Speaker 3>Really nice he.

524
00:25:52.039 --> 00:25:54.440
<v Speaker 2>SEEMS nice i don't have a problem. WITH him i

525
00:25:54.480 --> 00:25:56.759
<v Speaker 2>just don't don't feel the way. You feel but, that's

526
00:25:56.759 --> 00:25:57.359
<v Speaker 2>okay so.

527
00:25:57.519 --> 00:25:57.839
<v Speaker 1>Kind.

528
00:25:59.079 --> 00:26:03.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah then We, have NATASHA who i. Didn't remember

529
00:26:04.319 --> 00:26:05.480
<v Speaker 2>natasha is wearing the.

530
00:26:05.599 --> 00:26:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Cutest earrings did you notice her earrings? Are little she's

531
00:26:08.960 --> 00:26:13.759
<v Speaker 1>got little folding chairs and, they're dangling little dangling. Folding

532
00:26:13.839 --> 00:26:15.599
<v Speaker 1>CHAIRS and i, WAS like i have TO find i need.

533
00:26:15.640 --> 00:26:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Those earrings they're. SO cute, I Know and.

534
00:26:18.079 --> 00:26:19.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be your friend here and push back

535
00:26:19.920 --> 00:26:22.079
<v Speaker 2>and say that you do not need those earrings.

536
00:26:21.720 --> 00:26:24.640
<v Speaker 1>Getting but, I'm, glad. Okay, cute well maybe we'll find them.

537
00:26:24.640 --> 00:26:25.839
<v Speaker 1>For you somebody find These. For.

538
00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:29.640
<v Speaker 2>Stephanie uh then WE'VE got I thought kathy, looked good she,

539
00:26:29.720 --> 00:26:32.200
<v Speaker 2>looked cute, she's gotten she's.

540
00:26:31.839 --> 00:26:32.680
<v Speaker 3>Gotten, work done.

541
00:26:32.799 --> 00:26:35.480
<v Speaker 1>FOR sure i think she. Submitted that but she does look.

542
00:26:35.519 --> 00:26:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Really pretty but the problem is you can kind of

543
00:26:38.519 --> 00:26:41.720
<v Speaker 1>make yourself, look younger and she's in really. Great shape

544
00:26:41.880 --> 00:26:44.480
<v Speaker 1>but then when, she tacks, it's like, It's. Me kathy,

545
00:26:45.319 --> 00:26:49.680
<v Speaker 1>I'M all i don't know how fax. Machine works and

546
00:26:49.720 --> 00:26:50.000
<v Speaker 1>then We.

547
00:26:50.079 --> 00:26:53.799
<v Speaker 2>Got jackie we're very happy to jack is spoiler about

548
00:26:53.799 --> 00:26:56.000
<v Speaker 2>to make out with somebody the, full tongue we.

549
00:26:56.079 --> 00:26:57.880
<v Speaker 1>See it and that. WAS interesting i like that they

550
00:26:57.960 --> 00:26:58.519
<v Speaker 1>put them all in the.

551
00:26:58.559 --> 00:27:01.759
<v Speaker 2>Same, pool yeah a, different pool like the kid like

552
00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:02.880
<v Speaker 2>the young's pee in.

553
00:27:02.880 --> 00:27:05.279
<v Speaker 1>The pool so the olds want their? Own, pool, Yes

554
00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:10.359
<v Speaker 1>yes and THEN who, I Say, CHARLES well, i.

555
00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:12.480
<v Speaker 3>Said looks Like, scatman CRUTHERS and i stand.

556
00:27:12.519 --> 00:27:13.119
<v Speaker 1>BY that i think.

557
00:27:13.119 --> 00:27:16.039
<v Speaker 2>He's adorbs, HE'S adorbs i. KIND of i just, was,

558
00:27:16.079 --> 00:27:18.640
<v Speaker 2>like okay this. Is NOW what i didn't like is

559
00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:21.720
<v Speaker 2>when they came up and and all the the youngs, are,

560
00:27:21.759 --> 00:27:24.519
<v Speaker 2>like yay they're being. So condient, they're like you guys are. So,

561
00:27:25.039 --> 00:27:28.759
<v Speaker 2>killed yeah they're just like people in. Their sixties. They're

562
00:27:28.799 --> 00:27:30.279
<v Speaker 2>not that's so obnoxious.

563
00:27:30.279 --> 00:27:30.759
<v Speaker 3>To me they were.

564
00:27:30.759 --> 00:27:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Infanticizing them they totally, You guys oh, my god you're

565
00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:37.400
<v Speaker 1>so ct you make Up with you're gonna, have sucks,

566
00:27:37.480 --> 00:27:42.440
<v Speaker 1>that's grus but you're. Sock. Cat yeah SO then i

567
00:27:42.480 --> 00:27:45.119
<v Speaker 1>wrote down also by, the way DIDN'T C k wasn't

568
00:27:45.119 --> 00:27:49.079
<v Speaker 1>he supposed to? Be dating who's the lady that, We?

569
00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Interviewed santadra they were supposed to, be DATING but i guess.

570
00:27:56.000 --> 00:27:58.599
<v Speaker 1>They're not they must have. Broken up. HE'S here i

571
00:27:58.599 --> 00:28:00.680
<v Speaker 1>think she slid people and she was.

572
00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:02.400
<v Speaker 2>So cute we had her if you want to, go

573
00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:05.759
<v Speaker 2>back we have that public but she, WAS like i

574
00:28:05.799 --> 00:28:07.599
<v Speaker 2>didn't know what dms WERE and i didn't know what

575
00:28:07.640 --> 00:28:09.799
<v Speaker 2>it meant to slide Into she we liked her, so

576
00:28:09.880 --> 00:28:10.279
<v Speaker 2>much she was.

577
00:28:10.599 --> 00:28:11.519
<v Speaker 3>So great we really.

578
00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:13.839
<v Speaker 1>Liked her so then there's a Shot of jeremy in

579
00:28:13.880 --> 00:28:16.319
<v Speaker 1>the POOL and i, was, LIKE honestly i have to

580
00:28:16.319 --> 00:28:18.920
<v Speaker 1>bring this Up. With cecily he could go. EITHER way

581
00:28:19.039 --> 00:28:21.000
<v Speaker 1>i feel like he's right on the border of the

582
00:28:21.079 --> 00:28:21.880
<v Speaker 1>gold like the way.

583
00:28:21.880 --> 00:28:24.440
<v Speaker 2>He looks oh, For, sure yes he looks like A

584
00:28:24.480 --> 00:28:26.200
<v Speaker 2>GOLDEN and i kind of didn't want to say IT

585
00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:29.039
<v Speaker 2>because I don't we don't usually come for. The looks BUT,

586
00:28:29.359 --> 00:28:33.880
<v Speaker 2>like vi. The vibe it's not, the physicality although it also.

587
00:28:34.039 --> 00:28:36.799
<v Speaker 1>Is too it is.

588
00:28:36.839 --> 00:28:39.440
<v Speaker 2>He's standing he's just not enough sunscreen or. Something Right

589
00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:43.799
<v Speaker 2>so natasha's already having a little CONNECTION. With rj apparently

590
00:28:44.079 --> 00:28:46.880
<v Speaker 2>she'd been like on the boat, with him like sitting on,

591
00:28:46.920 --> 00:28:50.440
<v Speaker 2>his lap and she's trying to make everybody smell a.

592
00:28:50.559 --> 00:28:54.200
<v Speaker 2>Fruit's booty, she's like smell, The booty smell. The booty

593
00:28:54.240 --> 00:28:54.559
<v Speaker 2>doesn't that?

594
00:28:54.599 --> 00:28:57.680
<v Speaker 1>Smell good getting a, little tips. Having fun they're. Loving it?

595
00:28:57.920 --> 00:29:00.720
<v Speaker 1>Why not april tells one of, the, Guys like april

596
00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:03.799
<v Speaker 1>is out. Of control, SHE'S like i didn't bring. Any underwear,

597
00:29:05.119 --> 00:29:06.920
<v Speaker 1>oh god she's got.

598
00:29:06.960 --> 00:29:10.559
<v Speaker 2>Some stuff, she's like she's like An Older sharon stone

599
00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:12.759
<v Speaker 2>and this, is, you guys look at. My vagina look.

600
00:29:12.759 --> 00:29:14.160
<v Speaker 2>At that didn't we used to make that joke with?

601
00:29:14.200 --> 00:29:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Her before, you guys look at. MY pussy i feel

602
00:29:16.480 --> 00:29:18.599
<v Speaker 2>like we had something like that. With her she's, very

603
00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:19.279
<v Speaker 2>sexual which.

604
00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:22.599
<v Speaker 1>Is. Fine, Yeah also jesse makes an announcement that kind

605
00:29:22.640 --> 00:29:26.759
<v Speaker 1>of bugged. Me, together, yeah yes, he goes don't don't fuck.

606
00:29:26.839 --> 00:29:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Each other, he's, like listen it's really different, generations here

607
00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:33.160
<v Speaker 1>so no one is expected to step over, generational, lines

608
00:29:33.160 --> 00:29:35.759
<v Speaker 1>okay because that would. Be Disgusting and april's Like, IN

609
00:29:35.839 --> 00:29:38.960
<v Speaker 1>lasiojana i thought It was natasha that. Said that Was.

610
00:29:39.000 --> 00:29:41.839
<v Speaker 3>In april It. WAS april, i, think okay it could.

611
00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:44.319
<v Speaker 2>Be, wrong whoever somebody says, it so AND then i

612
00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:47.319
<v Speaker 2>just Read the goldens want. To, Bang yes, spencer's like,

613
00:29:47.400 --> 00:29:49.440
<v Speaker 2>You guys oh, my god what's y'all going?

614
00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:50.759
<v Speaker 3>To bang everybody just.

615
00:29:50.799 --> 00:29:53.960
<v Speaker 2>Calm, down yes. They're, adults yeah it's not like they're five.

616
00:29:54.039 --> 00:29:55.839
<v Speaker 2>YEAR olds, i mean you're just being so weird. About

617
00:29:55.839 --> 00:30:00.559
<v Speaker 2>it They're not. Docsin's right So then April and hat are.

618
00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:06.079
<v Speaker 1>Really bonding they're like doing yoga together and talking about

619
00:30:06.279 --> 00:30:09.759
<v Speaker 1>being horn dogs and blah. Blah blah so then so

620
00:30:09.960 --> 00:30:12.519
<v Speaker 1>she hasn't kissed anyone, in years but that's about. To

621
00:30:12.599 --> 00:30:17.920
<v Speaker 1>change that, was right which. Is Nice So andrew. Spencer's back,

622
00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:21.799
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah oh. That's right he, comes back and he

623
00:30:21.880 --> 00:30:26.000
<v Speaker 1>immediately gets a date card and, He's like i'm Attracted

624
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:29.200
<v Speaker 1>to Bailey, and ALEX and i wrote, TO myself i

625
00:30:29.200 --> 00:30:31.960
<v Speaker 1>think he's Better with alex because they're both very goofy

626
00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:33.440
<v Speaker 1>and he likes to Do fake.

627
00:30:33.480 --> 00:30:33.799
<v Speaker 3>British.

628
00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:38.680
<v Speaker 1>Accents yep but for, the show for, the drama he

629
00:30:38.759 --> 00:30:41.319
<v Speaker 1>decides To take. Bailey, ASIDE first i didn't believe for

630
00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:42.559
<v Speaker 1>one minute he Was, into bailey.

631
00:30:42.599 --> 00:30:46.519
<v Speaker 2>DID you i didn't, Really, EITHER well i was. NOT

632
00:30:46.559 --> 00:30:48.079
<v Speaker 2>sure i kind of thought they were there in a

633
00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:51.519
<v Speaker 2>bathtub together making out seem like they were together into.

634
00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:54.839
<v Speaker 1>Each other, but yeah maybe beginning he was more Excited

635
00:30:54.839 --> 00:30:57.119
<v Speaker 1>about alex and try and the producers told him To

636
00:30:57.119 --> 00:31:00.960
<v Speaker 1>take bailey out To his. Jeremy, off yes what did

637
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:02.559
<v Speaker 1>you think of the slow mo joke of him when

638
00:31:02.599 --> 00:31:05.599
<v Speaker 1>he came In and jesse, going like you don't have

639
00:31:05.640 --> 00:31:05.839
<v Speaker 1>to do?

640
00:31:05.880 --> 00:31:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Slow mo that was kind. Of fun that was, all

641
00:31:07.559 --> 00:31:08.240
<v Speaker 2>right they're giving it.

642
00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:10.119
<v Speaker 1>A shot like if YOU and i were producers on

643
00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:12.400
<v Speaker 1>the show and we were supposed to, infuse, comedy huh

644
00:31:12.519 --> 00:31:14.000
<v Speaker 1>if one of us came up, with that we'd be

645
00:31:14.039 --> 00:31:16.359
<v Speaker 1>really proud. Of ours. We would it's. Not easy it's

646
00:31:16.359 --> 00:31:19.240
<v Speaker 1>not easy to. Do THAT so i, was like that.

647
00:31:19.359 --> 00:31:22.119
<v Speaker 1>Was funny it. Is funny the PROBLEM is i just

648
00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:26.000
<v Speaker 1>believe some of the humor is sort of. Shoehorned in yeah,

649
00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:28.599
<v Speaker 1>for sure, you know like the bits and like later

650
00:31:28.720 --> 00:31:32.240
<v Speaker 1>With the andrew and they're like or the thing About

651
00:31:32.799 --> 00:31:36.880
<v Speaker 1>with andrew and The fake. Spaw footage, it's like you

652
00:31:36.920 --> 00:31:38.799
<v Speaker 1>guys went too far because then you have to go

653
00:31:38.839 --> 00:31:43.240
<v Speaker 1>film that, yeah, joke, yes yes like just be funny in.

654
00:31:43.279 --> 00:31:46.079
<v Speaker 1>The moment everything doesn't have to be or later With

655
00:31:46.200 --> 00:31:49.599
<v Speaker 1>Like prince charming guy that comes on when they're like

656
00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:50.440
<v Speaker 1>making him.

657
00:31:50.680 --> 00:31:54.880
<v Speaker 3>Get dirt it's just, too much just. Be funny but like, the, THING.

658
00:31:54.839 --> 00:31:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah i thought it was kind. Of Cute, so Alex.

659
00:31:57.559 --> 00:32:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Poor alex he is deciding between. The two but for,

660
00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:03.839
<v Speaker 2>WHATEVER reason, i guess is. This one he has the

661
00:32:04.000 --> 00:32:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Conversation with alex that they're BOTH tight b and that

662
00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:08.920
<v Speaker 2>like they they're really proud. Of that, they're like WE'RE.

663
00:32:08.960 --> 00:32:11.400
<v Speaker 2>Type b we Don't even, she's, like yeah she takes.

664
00:32:11.400 --> 00:32:13.400
<v Speaker 2>Too far, SHE'S like i don't even watch. My underwear, he's, like,

665
00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:17.000
<v Speaker 2>okay girl relax and that, she's like, oh, NO no I

666
00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:18.759
<v Speaker 2>mean i. Wash it i'm Just like i'm, just saying

667
00:32:18.759 --> 00:32:20.640
<v Speaker 2>who knows What city i'll be in where it will?

668
00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:21.119
<v Speaker 1>Be washed.

669
00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:25.319
<v Speaker 2>Right right so then He chooses.

670
00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:28.920
<v Speaker 1>Bailey right, After, that yes and all of, everybody's like

671
00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:32.200
<v Speaker 1>all the girls, Are, like alex he is totally taking

672
00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:34.519
<v Speaker 1>you on, the date like one, hundred, percent girl you're

673
00:32:34.559 --> 00:32:35.279
<v Speaker 1>going on the date.

674
00:32:36.359 --> 00:32:37.759
<v Speaker 3>Mm Hmm and bailey.

675
00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:40.240
<v Speaker 2>Got yes they're all they're all so shocked and so

676
00:32:40.279 --> 00:32:41.799
<v Speaker 2>but then this is a big this is a Big

677
00:32:41.839 --> 00:32:44.359
<v Speaker 2>moment Bailey is, she's, like, Yeah yeah i'd love to,

678
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:45.680
<v Speaker 2>go out but let me just, you know just to,

679
00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:48.480
<v Speaker 2>be nice, let me, you know just just to. Make

680
00:32:48.480 --> 00:32:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Sure but i'm sure it's. Totally fine let me Just

681
00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:52.279
<v Speaker 2>tell jeremy this.

682
00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:52.559
<v Speaker 1>Is.

683
00:32:53.119 --> 00:32:56.079
<v Speaker 2>Crazy yeah so she goes To tell jeremy and he's

684
00:32:56.119 --> 00:32:58.519
<v Speaker 2>immediately like he's doing the thing that like old. Guys

685
00:32:58.559 --> 00:32:59.920
<v Speaker 2>do he's, IN aa i don't want to call, the

686
00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:03.000
<v Speaker 2>word but the white. Tank top, oh yeah they used

687
00:33:03.039 --> 00:33:05.359
<v Speaker 2>to call them SOMETHING that i, don't like that rip. Tank,

688
00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:08.599
<v Speaker 2>top yeah and he's rubbing his. Like chest it's like

689
00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:09.319
<v Speaker 2>a change like an.

690
00:33:09.359 --> 00:33:10.359
<v Speaker 1>Old guy do you KNOW what?

691
00:33:10.400 --> 00:33:13.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean how the old, old guy an old COUNTIN

692
00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:16.319
<v Speaker 2>like i just woke up and he's rubbing his chest hair.

693
00:33:16.359 --> 00:33:17.720
<v Speaker 1>So, gross yes it.

694
00:33:17.839 --> 00:33:20.119
<v Speaker 2>Is gross and then he's just, he's, like wait what

695
00:33:20.200 --> 00:33:22.200
<v Speaker 2>are you being sorry as? Right now he has a

696
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:25.519
<v Speaker 2>little bit of a VALET like i, don't understand and, she's,

697
00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:27.480
<v Speaker 2>LIKE well i thought it'd be OKAY because, i mean

698
00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:28.960
<v Speaker 2>you went on. A date i just wanted to like,

699
00:33:29.039 --> 00:33:32.000
<v Speaker 2>go out you, know whatever and he's, so mad.

700
00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:34.839
<v Speaker 1>So mad, he's, like, yeah, yeah okay, whatever though but

701
00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:37.880
<v Speaker 1>then we talked last night and you said you were here,

702
00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:40.839
<v Speaker 1>for me, so like do you think you just said

703
00:33:40.839 --> 00:33:44.319
<v Speaker 1>that to get. A rose, she's, like, NO no i

704
00:33:44.839 --> 00:33:46.799
<v Speaker 1>MEANT what i said BECAUSE like i do, like YOU

705
00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:49.400
<v Speaker 1>but i wasn't expecting to get asked on. A date and, he, goes,

706
00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:52.240
<v Speaker 1>oh okay then you didn't. Mean it you didn't, mean

707
00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:53.839
<v Speaker 1>it you didn't.

708
00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:58.440
<v Speaker 2>SO or i want to Call stal hairs Just.

709
00:33:58.480 --> 00:33:59.559
<v Speaker 1>Stall hairs she's not gonna.

710
00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:02.079
<v Speaker 2>MARK off I know i'm doing A weird, jeremy voice

711
00:34:02.119 --> 00:34:03.319
<v Speaker 2>but that's what he sounds like to me as, A

712
00:34:03.400 --> 00:34:07.359
<v Speaker 2>viar like it's a little like, it's close like, you,

713
00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:09.920
<v Speaker 2>KNOW yeah i don't.

714
00:34:09.800 --> 00:34:12.800
<v Speaker 3>Quite, hear it, like not But so BAILEY'S Like.

715
00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:15.880
<v Speaker 1>I bailey they Keep showing bailey sort of, to CAMERA

716
00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:17.519
<v Speaker 1>going i just don't want her to be mad, at

717
00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:19.480
<v Speaker 1>ME like i really care about. His feelings and then

718
00:34:19.519 --> 00:34:21.960
<v Speaker 1>she tries to give him a little like kiss, like

719
00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:24.880
<v Speaker 1>okay and he pulls away like get away, from, me

720
00:34:25.800 --> 00:34:27.719
<v Speaker 1>asshole and he's accusing her flat out.

721
00:34:27.719 --> 00:34:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Of lying i'm so REAL and i. Love that bailey, was,

722
00:34:31.000 --> 00:34:34.199
<v Speaker 2>like Okay well i'm still, going right and she then

723
00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:36.119
<v Speaker 2>she you see, Her WALK yeah, i was but she

724
00:34:36.199 --> 00:34:38.719
<v Speaker 2>was so upset trying to hold. Herself together she goes

725
00:34:38.760 --> 00:34:40.360
<v Speaker 2>in to tell her Friend, to alex like, you know

726
00:34:40.559 --> 00:34:42.639
<v Speaker 2>he did ask me on, the Date and alex was adorable.

727
00:34:42.679 --> 00:34:46.280
<v Speaker 2>About it, they're, like, yeah bummer but she's. MY friend I,

728
00:34:46.360 --> 00:34:49.559
<v Speaker 2>love ALEX and i Really like bailey Now and i'm

729
00:34:49.559 --> 00:34:51.320
<v Speaker 2>glad that. She went but then she breaks down, in

730
00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:53.199
<v Speaker 2>tears like she's cry kind of being.

731
00:34:53.239 --> 00:34:55.199
<v Speaker 1>Emotionally. Abused, Yeah yeah.

732
00:34:55.039 --> 00:34:57.760
<v Speaker 3>SHE'S like i, JUST like i just don't want he's

733
00:34:57.800 --> 00:34:58.599
<v Speaker 3>so mad.

734
00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:00.239
<v Speaker 1>At me and That was she's not even, AND like

735
00:35:00.280 --> 00:35:02.480
<v Speaker 1>i don't. Want it she's, just like he's so angry.

736
00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:05.840
<v Speaker 1>With ME and i, just, wrote Honestly. Fucked jeremy. FUCK

737
00:35:05.880 --> 00:35:06.239
<v Speaker 1>him i.

738
00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:09.079
<v Speaker 2>DID too i said. The exactly then he's then he

739
00:35:09.119 --> 00:35:11.320
<v Speaker 2>starts yelling at. A producer, he's like.

740
00:35:11.559 --> 00:35:13.360
<v Speaker 1>He's like can We Call susie and she's, like well and,

741
00:35:13.400 --> 00:35:15.880
<v Speaker 1>he's like, right now let's just call her right now

742
00:35:16.000 --> 00:35:18.719
<v Speaker 1>in the thing and, they're, like okay, all, right buddy

743
00:35:18.800 --> 00:35:21.840
<v Speaker 1>let's go into. The confessional, He goes, HE goes i

744
00:35:21.840 --> 00:35:22.400
<v Speaker 1>didn't want To.

745
00:35:22.400 --> 00:35:26.079
<v Speaker 2>PICK bailey i wanted To, pick susie which probably. Is

746
00:35:26.079 --> 00:35:28.719
<v Speaker 2>true he might have been forced to. Do that susie

747
00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:30.599
<v Speaker 2>probably just did not want to be there from. The,

748
00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:34.000
<v Speaker 2>jump no they. Made her she probably had to deal

749
00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:36.559
<v Speaker 2>with producers that, was, Like yeah i'll come on for like,

750
00:35:36.599 --> 00:35:38.159
<v Speaker 2>a Thing but I'M not i don't want TO be

751
00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:40.039
<v Speaker 2>i don't want to. Do it, OH yeah i don't know. How,

752
00:35:40.119 --> 00:35:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Much yeah and so, they're, like okay you have To.

753
00:35:42.039 --> 00:35:44.360
<v Speaker 2>Bring bailey so he Thinks that susie's still, in play

754
00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:47.760
<v Speaker 2>and so THEY call i didn't think she was gonna

755
00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:51.320
<v Speaker 2>and she's just like, A lah like it's such a

756
00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:54.199
<v Speaker 2>clear line at, the Airport like i'm boarding, A plane

757
00:35:54.639 --> 00:35:57.480
<v Speaker 2>like you wouldn't hear like announcements over the how'd they?

758
00:35:57.480 --> 00:35:59.159
<v Speaker 1>Do that how they get her in such a. Quiet

759
00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:02.719
<v Speaker 1>room but right, BEFORE that i just want, to say

760
00:36:02.760 --> 00:36:05.480
<v Speaker 1>like when, he's talking he's just GOING like i want

761
00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:07.239
<v Speaker 1>to talk. To her she left, The, island well then

762
00:36:07.320 --> 00:36:11.280
<v Speaker 1>let me talk. To her, but meanwhile, remember this some

763
00:36:11.320 --> 00:36:14.840
<v Speaker 1>of the, OTHER girls i Think, It's kat jill and

764
00:36:14.880 --> 00:36:18.840
<v Speaker 1>someone else, are, LIKE hey i Overheard that jeremy was

765
00:36:18.840 --> 00:36:21.440
<v Speaker 1>saying he thinks he made the, wrong decision and all

766
00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:24.800
<v Speaker 1>the girls, are like what the fuck to? This? Guy,

767
00:36:25.079 --> 00:36:30.480
<v Speaker 1>Crazy yeah And then jeremy in his, confessionals, LIKE yeah

768
00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:34.760
<v Speaker 1>i feel blindsided BECAUSE like i Only gave bailey the

769
00:36:34.880 --> 00:36:37.039
<v Speaker 1>rose because of what, she said which is that she

770
00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:39.400
<v Speaker 1>wants to be. WITH me i never, thought that like

771
00:36:39.440 --> 00:36:41.159
<v Speaker 1>the first guy that, walks in she'd go on a

772
00:36:41.280 --> 00:36:41.639
<v Speaker 1>Date with.

773
00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:45.280
<v Speaker 2>He's even though, he did he's.

774
00:36:44.840 --> 00:36:46.639
<v Speaker 1>No Better, than devin and we.

775
00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:50.400
<v Speaker 2>CALLED this, I AGREED yeah, i did because their friends called,

776
00:36:51.480 --> 00:36:53.559
<v Speaker 2>he's gross he's he's.

777
00:36:53.639 --> 00:36:57.039
<v Speaker 1>Disgusted, me yeah he was. Really TERRIBLE so i, Just,

778
00:36:57.079 --> 00:37:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Wrote bailey I'm praying cecily that you are, with me

779
00:37:01.119 --> 00:37:05.000
<v Speaker 1>because this Is, christ god this. Is gaslighting, of course

780
00:37:05.159 --> 00:37:07.559
<v Speaker 1>there's no world IN which i don't think anybody Was on.

781
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:10.599
<v Speaker 1>Jeremy's side it made no SENSE and i don't know

782
00:37:10.599 --> 00:37:13.119
<v Speaker 1>how he would even. Defend that and also he was

783
00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:15.800
<v Speaker 1>Fully with Bailey when susie walked in and offered him a,

784
00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:18.760
<v Speaker 1>date card and he, was, like, hell yeah see, You, Later, bailey, yes,

785
00:37:18.960 --> 00:37:21.880
<v Speaker 1>yeah bye uh. We're good, all? Right?

786
00:37:21.960 --> 00:37:22.880
<v Speaker 3>Cool cool so this.

787
00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Is right so before he Actually, Calls susie bailey goes

788
00:37:27.960 --> 00:37:30.360
<v Speaker 1>on her date and they go to this cause they're,

789
00:37:30.400 --> 00:37:33.960
<v Speaker 1>doing this, they're inner what do you, call it they're inner.

790
00:37:33.960 --> 00:37:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Cutting this so she's at the yoga place and, she's,

791
00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:39.159
<v Speaker 1>LIKE yo i just kind of want to be open,

792
00:37:39.239 --> 00:37:42.400
<v Speaker 1>to This and jeremy is, JUST like i want to. FaceTime,

793
00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:45.000
<v Speaker 1>heart yeah he's. So, mad yeah they're going back.

794
00:37:45.039 --> 00:37:48.280
<v Speaker 2>And forth she's, just chilling getting some sort of, coffee

795
00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:49.599
<v Speaker 2>massage which looked.

796
00:37:49.719 --> 00:37:53.679
<v Speaker 1>Really cool de you WITHOUT such i was kind.

797
00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Of embarrassed, i'm like oh, My god i'm falling for.

798
00:37:55.960 --> 00:37:59.239
<v Speaker 2>Their commercial it's all a commercial. For something, it's all you.

799
00:37:59.239 --> 00:38:01.400
<v Speaker 2>KNOW whatever i would, do THAT and i like the.

800
00:38:01.440 --> 00:38:04.719
<v Speaker 2>COPPER tub i like that, whole vibe same whatever. That,

801
00:38:04.840 --> 00:38:05.519
<v Speaker 2>was yeah oh that's.

802
00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:09.239
<v Speaker 1>So funny. It works so so he calls he Talked

803
00:38:09.360 --> 00:38:12.679
<v Speaker 1>to susie and, he's, like YEAH because i woke up

804
00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:14.320
<v Speaker 1>this MORNING and i, WAS like i should Have given

805
00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:16.760
<v Speaker 1>susie the rose because guess what at a ten out

806
00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:19.719
<v Speaker 1>of ten date with. You babes and, she, goes yeah,

807
00:38:19.760 --> 00:38:22.000
<v Speaker 1>He says, he's like are you in The? Stits alretta he,

808
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:23.920
<v Speaker 1>did say, ALL right i spelled IT A L R

809
00:38:24.039 --> 00:38:27.800
<v Speaker 1>E d, i alretta. It's already and, she's, Like yeah

810
00:38:27.800 --> 00:38:30.039
<v Speaker 1>i'm getting on a plane and, She, GOES honestly i

811
00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:32.400
<v Speaker 1>just DON'T think i could, come BACK but i really

812
00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:33.760
<v Speaker 1>HOPE and i hope you.

813
00:38:33.800 --> 00:38:36.800
<v Speaker 2>Have, Fun, yeah loug you really explore That.

814
00:38:36.840 --> 00:38:39.320
<v Speaker 1>With bailey you really should that that lady that you're,

815
00:38:39.320 --> 00:38:41.800
<v Speaker 1>with already and, he's, like ah then you just see

816
00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:44.239
<v Speaker 1>the top of his head because for, some reason he's

817
00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:46.840
<v Speaker 1>like you just see like his. Weird, hairline yes all

818
00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:48.280
<v Speaker 1>the way because his head's all the. Way down, he's,

819
00:38:48.320 --> 00:38:52.119
<v Speaker 1>Like well i'll give it, a, try, Yes yes While

820
00:38:52.199 --> 00:38:54.800
<v Speaker 1>so Andrew and bailey are doing the spa Treatments and

821
00:38:54.920 --> 00:38:57.559
<v Speaker 1>jeremy's just crashing out doing.

822
00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:00.480
<v Speaker 3>An interview so this is where he's, just, like yeah.

823
00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:03.000
<v Speaker 1>They're probably doing fucking, spa treatments, you.

824
00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:04.320
<v Speaker 3>Know like doing stuff to each.

825
00:39:04.360 --> 00:39:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Other's bies this is great and they did such a

826
00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:09.960
<v Speaker 1>good job. With us they just have a floating Head

827
00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:12.920
<v Speaker 1>of jeremy and, his eyes his pupils are huge for,

828
00:39:12.960 --> 00:39:15.760
<v Speaker 1>some reason and he's like they obviously asked him like

829
00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:16.920
<v Speaker 1>what do you think you do in a spat and,

830
00:39:16.960 --> 00:39:20.639
<v Speaker 1>he's like, Oh no i'll just. Like facials and the

831
00:39:20.679 --> 00:39:23.239
<v Speaker 1>head is just floating around in a little circle of

832
00:39:23.320 --> 00:39:24.760
<v Speaker 1>them in this. Copper tub IT was.

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<v Speaker 2>I, laughed ALOUD and i was not in a good mood.

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<v Speaker 2>LAST night i, was like that's actually. REALLY funny i

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<v Speaker 2>enjoyed that. So much oh, my gosh do you think

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<v Speaker 2>we should break this?

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<v Speaker 1>Into TWO because i have a. Lot, left, yes okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys this was part, one obviously come back for a.

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<v Speaker 3>Part two in just a couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Of minutes we'll be we'll be. Right, back yeah and,

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<v Speaker 1>don't worry you won't be inundated with a million episodes

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<v Speaker 1>next WEEK because i we pray it's. Only, one yeah

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<v Speaker 1>we think, it is but it'll be, five hours. All

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<v Speaker 1>right we'll see you in a just a couple. Of Minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>by hi
