Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, and welcome to a very special It's very special, right,
Speaker 1: I think it's.
Speaker 2: Special because it's extra. We got an extra Bachelor in Paradise.
Speaker 2: Nobody saw it coming except for a lot of you
Speaker 2: who look at the schedule, which I later saw on
Speaker 2: rose Pricks. Somebody had posted that on our rose Pricks
Speaker 2: that they're like, you know, there's like a Tuesday we
Speaker 2: just didn't see you guys. Are you got to keep
Speaker 2: us keep us honest, Yes, let us know.
Speaker 3: Yes, we knew.
Speaker 2: We knew, so we knew they're going to pop up
Speaker 2: with this shit every now and then, and here they are.
Speaker 2: And I was worried that it was just going to
Speaker 2: be like so much extra bullshit. And I, as I
Speaker 2: did yesterday, I enjoyed this episode as well. I'm enjoying
Speaker 2: Bachelor in Paradise. I said it. I said what I said.
Speaker 2: I enjoyed a whole and I mean there's some stuff
Speaker 2: I didn't like.
Speaker 1: Sure, I was thinking, hold on, I'm just looking for
Speaker 1: it right now, so that I can tell you. I
Speaker 1: was thinking about the fact that, Okay, what am I
Speaker 1: trying to say? Sorry, I was concentrating on something at
Speaker 1: the same time. Peek behind the curtain of podcasting. I
Speaker 1: was thinking of talking about I found out some stuff
Speaker 1: about Susie and Justin's breakup.
Speaker 3: Remember we were desperately trying to dig.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I was like, maybe we could do
Speaker 1: it on paradise, I mean, on a pittureon. But then
Speaker 1: I was like, well, is anyone really going to care
Speaker 1: that much by then? So then I thought, tell you, yes,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm just trying to I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: find the actual story. I can just tell you by heart. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: just do that, Okay basically, Oh and the oh this
Speaker 1: is interesting too. Okay. So what I understand is Justin
Speaker 1: went on a podcast and was talking about the fact
Speaker 1: that the reason they broke up was kind of very
Speaker 1: different personalities. He says that she did the breaking up,
Speaker 1: but I think that they were. I think she saw
Speaker 1: the writing on the wall. So the timeline of them
Speaker 1: is last year, they broke up around November, but then
Speaker 1: they got back together I want to say, in January,
Speaker 1: and then they broke up again like in March.
Speaker 3: So these two were a little.
Speaker 1: Back and forth, and I think that he is the
Speaker 1: one who was like, I can't do it. From what
Speaker 1: I'm understanding. From what I'm seeing, I think he has
Speaker 1: some major commitment issues. I think he finds fault in people.
Speaker 1: And I think that he be because the things that
Speaker 1: he is saying that we're different about their personalities seem
Speaker 1: kind of inconsequential. His thing was that he's just more
Speaker 1: logical and she's more emotional. God, I'll come on, that's
Speaker 1: like what he's a little more type A. So he
Speaker 1: likes to keep things like neat and tidy. It's like, dude,
Speaker 1: you guys were together for a year, Like, you know
Speaker 1: what reminds me often?
Speaker 2: This is really honestly, and I think this will sum
Speaker 2: it up what Justin's trying to say. It's very Paula
Speaker 2: Abdul and emc scatcat.
Speaker 1: I mean if.
Speaker 2: You you like to do the dishes and I do
Speaker 2: not like that you like to go out and stay home?
Speaker 1: Is that kind of what they're saying, Like kind of yeah,
Speaker 1: First off, what is emcy skatcat?
Speaker 2: Let's talk about that for just one second, Like it's
Speaker 2: a cat?
Speaker 1: But is it?
Speaker 2: Is it a it's a cartoon cat? Who is or
Speaker 2: is not having sex with Paula Abdul. I was always
Speaker 2: very confused. It's a male cat. He's wearing sunglasses. He's cool, right,
Speaker 2: but what is she having sex with him?
Speaker 1: For? Oh? Why are they even in a relationship? Why
Speaker 1: wouldn't she Also, wasn't there a period of time where
Speaker 1: she liked pills a lot? I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: a that's called Well, I don't know what the period
Speaker 1: of time would be. But yeah, but okay, so she's
Speaker 1: just you think she imagined emc skatcat. Do you think
Speaker 1: the whole thing was just like some weird hallucination she had,
Speaker 1: maybe Benzo's or maybe her like music video director was like,
Speaker 1: I've got an idea. Hear me out, and she was
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, who whatever, that sounds good.
Speaker 2: You like it quiet and I like to show and
Speaker 2: she's like love it. So it's a cartoon cat in
Speaker 2: sunglasses and we will be dancing side by side and
Speaker 2: then and then Yaula's like, will we make love?
Speaker 1: She says it like that.
Speaker 2: They're like, well, we're not going to have you guys
Speaker 2: having sex because it's a cartoon and it's a green screen,
Speaker 2: so it's going to be tough.
Speaker 1: And also, yeah, we don't that doesn't feel right to us.
Speaker 1: And she's like whatever, I'll do it though, So basically
Speaker 1: Justin is saying that Susie was the.
Speaker 2: Justin is the EMC skatcat correct.
Speaker 1: Now. I also have one more thing that is interesting,
Speaker 1: if you want me to read it to you. And
Speaker 1: this This is Justin and Lexi going back and forth
Speaker 1: in Instagram comments. So Justin says, I had no intention
Speaker 1: to lead anyone on. I was very intentional. My god,
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, a lot of you guys think that
Speaker 1: maybe I'm like overdoing, you know, making fun of these people.
Speaker 1: But he's writing it. He's making fun of himself, Okay,
Speaker 1: asking for leading, he says, I had no intention to
Speaker 1: lead anyone on. I was very intentional with who I pursued,
Speaker 1: but unfortunately the same interest was not reciprocated for days,
Speaker 1: where I was then informed that this person he's talking about, LEXI,
Speaker 1: didn't have interest in dating someone that didn't live where
Speaker 1: she lived, was unsure if we wanted the same things
Speaker 1: out of life, et cetera. This part of the conversation
Speaker 1: wasn't shown as well as telling me to pursue other
Speaker 1: women as she wanted to pursue other.
Speaker 3: Men, which we know we're with you. Yeah, he says
Speaker 3: here yeah.
Speaker 1: But guess who's not LEXI, so hold on prior to
Speaker 1: ending things with me like that, Okay.
Speaker 3: The conversation before the rose ceremony was the first time
Speaker 3: I received any sense of interest from her, and you
Speaker 3: called this cecily okay, And I found it concerning that
Speaker 3: all of the reservations from less than twenty four hours
Speaker 3: ago were no longer there. Minutes before we lined up
Speaker 3: for the rose ceremony. I chose to self sacrifice for
Speaker 3: someone I deeply care about rather than take the chance
Speaker 3: of continuing to pursue someone who I didn't feel was
Speaker 3: genuinely interested in me. Hope you can try to understand
Speaker 3: it was a difficult situation to navigate for all parties.
Speaker 3: So she writes back, justin what you're saying is simply
Speaker 3: not true, and you know it as someone who claims
Speaker 3: to value communication, I suggest you reflect on how you
Speaker 3: show up in that space, because this narrative isn't it okay,
Speaker 3: gen Z, I won't let you twist my words or
Speaker 3: rewrite my truth. We both know the reality of what happened.
Speaker 3: I genuinely hope you take the time to grow and
Speaker 3: heal so you don't repeat this kind of behavior with
Speaker 3: someone else, wishing you clarity and accountability on that path.
Speaker 1: Please don't share my story or use my words that
Speaker 1: are simply not true. Okay, girl, we literally saw it
Speaker 1: in the ending. Okay, so he responds. Never Oh good,
Speaker 1: he responds Lexi Collette Young. Luckily cameras were present for
Speaker 1: the conversation. Quote you're in La growing your business and
Speaker 1: I'm in Atlanta growing mine and I have no plans
Speaker 1: of leaving Atlanta, quote, as well as quote I'm not
Speaker 1: sure we even want the same things out of life
Speaker 1: end quote weren't a part of the reservations you can wait? Basically,
Speaker 1: he's saying, word it wasn't that a part of the
Speaker 1: reservations You communicated to me, to which I responded, Hey,
Speaker 1: I would love to talk about these things, but you
Speaker 1: haven't given me a chance, to to which you apologized
Speaker 1: for projecting on me. None of that happened. I absolutely
Speaker 1: value communication. I've tried to reach out to you twice
Speaker 1: post show in an effort to communicate, in which I
Speaker 1: received zero response from you. Nonetheless, still apologize for what
Speaker 1: transpired and wish you the best, so she writes back.
Speaker 1: Of course, justin you're now using the points I raised
Speaker 1: about us having a relationship to justify not pulling me
Speaker 1: aside before the rose ceremony and sharing your concerns, okay,
Speaker 1: to which I want to interject, Yeah, it's part of
Speaker 1: the show. He was making good TV. He doesn't owe
Speaker 1: you anything, Lexi. You freaking played him and then you
Speaker 1: just clearly wanted his rose. I think he was completely
Speaker 1: right and not what he's going to give you a
Speaker 1: heads up and go by the way, I'm not giving
Speaker 1: you my rose. No fuck off, LEXI, So fuck off, LEXI.
Speaker 1: So you agree? So he says, I'm fully aware of
Speaker 1: what was filmed and what has happened off camera in
Speaker 1: La people talk, I asked you directly to come to
Speaker 1: me if anything Oh, I'm doing her voice right now.
Speaker 1: For a second I thought I was doing him. She says,
Speaker 1: I'm fully aware of what was filmed and what has
Speaker 1: happened off camera people talk. I asked you directly to
Speaker 1: come to me if anything changed, and you chose not to.
Speaker 1: That lack of respect speaks volumes. I didn't reach out
Speaker 1: after the show because frankly, there was nothing left to say.
Speaker 1: I am moving on with my life, wishing you clarity
Speaker 1: and healing. She won't stop seeing. Yeah, so there you go, girl,
Speaker 1: move along, Thank you, flexy.
Speaker 2: We don't need it, No, we don't. So then we
Speaker 2: we get a little bit of a recap, which we
Speaker 2: don't need to do. We just did this yesterday of
Speaker 2: basically just justin running off Susan.
Speaker 1: Susan. I call her Susan.
Speaker 2: It just feels right to me. She looks like a Susan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why why didn't follow.
Speaker 3: And show up? Does she have a boyfriend now? Later?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know Liza Minellie, Oh that's Susan.
Speaker 1: She was there.
Speaker 3: No, that was Kathy.
Speaker 1: Oh it was Kathy.
Speaker 2: How did you know that? I thought Susan was Kathy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I did get them confused. And you're absolutely right.
Speaker 2: She must have a She probably is hosting some weird
Speaker 2: other show.
Speaker 1: She probably like took a deal with another network posting
Speaker 1: like it's called like what would be another thing for
Speaker 1: the older?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called like the old. It's kind of you
Speaker 2: can't quite say it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, wait, we're Golden Bchelor what this is
Speaker 1: totally different?
Speaker 2: But I've never said I wouldn't do this, like, but
Speaker 2: you would not have had the platform. Chris Jenner told
Speaker 2: me she like my hair and she's producing it. I'd
Speaker 2: actually believe that. So Susie chases her, it chases Justin
Speaker 2: and everybody's freaking out and Jesse. We see Jesse consoling Justin,
Speaker 2: which was sweet and I we said this yesterday or Justin.
Speaker 2: We really felt for him. He was trying to do
Speaker 2: a nice thing. He's embarrassed. Yes, he's like ashamed, like
Speaker 2: it's just whatever, And did you find that Jesse seemed
Speaker 2: kind of bored. Justin's like, I just I don't know.
Speaker 2: Jesse just felt. Jesse seemed like he was falling asleep.
Speaker 1: He's like, is there any way that we could like
Speaker 1: interject like a bit here, like some kind of like
Speaker 1: a play.
Speaker 2: Like a movie, like because I really like to do
Speaker 2: acting now.
Speaker 1: They're like the producers are like, Jesse, we were already
Speaker 1: doing like two of those later in the show, like
Speaker 1: just relax Wells.
Speaker 2: He's like, I want to do one without Wells. Can
Speaker 2: I please do a monologue like from what like from
Speaker 2: Death of a Salesman? No, Jesse, what are you trying
Speaker 2: to do? You're trying to put like an acting reel together.
Speaker 1: He's like, listen, the America loves me. They want more there.
Speaker 1: Haven't you heard the cries of more Jesse, more Jesse.
Speaker 1: And then he does a thing where he turns around
Speaker 1: to do the monologue. He turns around and then like
Speaker 1: he stretches for a second. Yeah, yeah, a little bit
Speaker 1: to get into like yeah character. But then he doesn't
Speaker 1: do death of a Salesman.
Speaker 2: He does something from like Avengers, you know, like he's
Speaker 2: just like, this is a scene I will be playing
Speaker 2: the part of iron Man, originally played by Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 1: And then he turns around. He's like, oh, I'm Tony Stark.
Speaker 2: And then they're like, okay, can we just cut around this, Hey,
Speaker 2: Jesse on your own time, could you just do monologues
Speaker 2: and stuff, because like that's not you need to really
Speaker 2: focus on what Justin's talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like, oh all right. Then you pad
Speaker 1: back in and Justin's crying and Jesse looks bored. They
Speaker 1: by accident get him on rolling his eyes. His head
Speaker 1: his hands are like and his head is in his hands.
Speaker 1: He's like rubbing his eyes really hard. You just hear
Speaker 1: the voiceover of Justin going it was just hard because like,
Speaker 1: like I pinky slur to Susie that like, I would
Speaker 1: protect to guard her art, like even if the relationship
Speaker 1: didn't work.
Speaker 2: And Jesse's like, can I just do some Shakespeare? He
Speaker 2: turns back to the camera, just a little Shakespeare.
Speaker 3: A little I bet you didn't know I could do that?
Speaker 1: Did you write? And they're like, oh god no, and
Speaker 1: then he starts singing, So, yeah, Justin is sad. I
Speaker 1: just kept writing. He's the sweetest.
Speaker 2: He's so sweet, Susie. Susie wants to talk.
Speaker 1: She's like, why, You're like, he's really upset right now,
Speaker 1: producers and she's like why, Like are you a dummy
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, at this point I was a little mad at
Speaker 2: sus Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Why? Why is he upset? Okay, I'm going to say
Speaker 1: this though. First of all, Okay, it's possible we like
Speaker 1: Justin in this moment, it is very possible that Susie
Speaker 1: was an anxious attacher. I'm just buying into this whole thing.
Speaker 1: And Justin is avoidant, and I have a feeling that
Speaker 1: they became more than friends and he started being distant,
Speaker 1: and when he was distant, she started like pushing more
Speaker 1: in the relationship and I have a feeling that he
Speaker 1: started I don't want to say getting the ick, but
Speaker 1: finding fault with Susie and being like, I don't know
Speaker 1: if this is going to work long term. You're messy,
Speaker 1: like you're just illogical, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we were thinking, Yeah, exactly. And I
Speaker 2: think what happened with the lines, I think she just
Speaker 2: is not kind of yes, like when she came and
Speaker 2: she's like you're the one, and he's like, oh God,
Speaker 2: please don't even turn the lights on for this yet.
Speaker 2: On the plane, I think he shuts down, and I
Speaker 2: think that this was really hard for her because I
Speaker 2: think he's like, listen, I care about you so much
Speaker 2: and troubled, but I'm not getting back with you. But
Speaker 2: it is weird. Oh maybe that makes sense, And that's
Speaker 2: confusing to her. Why she why he'd even be upset.
Speaker 2: She's sort of like, wait, what, why is he upset?
Speaker 2: But then that was so sad and she's like, please
Speaker 2: let me talk to him. I can help him. I
Speaker 2: just I felt that when.
Speaker 1: The producers are like, we're making a TV show and
Speaker 1: that doesn't fit our narrative. Get out of here, you
Speaker 1: get on a plane, let's get you backed you would
Speaker 1: know good for this. I am going to be so
Speaker 1: fucking mad at Jeremy later on in this episode that
Speaker 1: he is going to make you crazy amazing.
Speaker 2: Then then wait, so then Justin So Jesse's like, but
Speaker 2: there's still a rose on the line. Obviously you're going home,
Speaker 2: so you're out of here. Don't worry about that. But
Speaker 2: it was sad. He's like, okay, does he have to leave?
Speaker 1: I don't know. He should have stayed.
Speaker 2: They should have let Justin stay. We all wanted him
Speaker 2: to stay.
Speaker 1: Say okay, why could if obviously he can give his
Speaker 1: rose to someone else, So why can't he stay and
Speaker 1: give his rose to else? Maybe he didn't want to
Speaker 1: because he said I want to go home. He said.
Speaker 2: I think he said I want to go home, okay,
Speaker 2: because otherwise it didn't make sense. So he has a
Speaker 2: rose on the line, and I'm so glad he didn't
Speaker 2: give it to LEXI weren't you a little nervous, like,
Speaker 2: oh god, he's going to try to do like a
Speaker 2: do over.
Speaker 1: He didn't, right, So.
Speaker 2: Then Jill, oh my god, she's like, oh, I don't
Speaker 2: think so no, and they're like, Jill, just take it.
Speaker 2: We got to go home. We've been standing for like
Speaker 2: a really long time.
Speaker 1: We want to go to bed. She's like, all right,
Speaker 1: missed Tha, I guess I'll take your rose. Rose. I'm
Speaker 1: wanting to show you much impression.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: She does like a chicken.
Speaker 2: She's like, she's absolutely the most bad shit person I've
Speaker 2: ever seen on the show.
Speaker 1: And that is saying a lot.
Speaker 3: And you are in a Jill.
Speaker 1: Can we please?
Speaker 2: I'm not a Jill, but I am an Alex Okay,
Speaker 2: definitely an Alex okay, but I know it's not a Jill.
Speaker 1: I don't know what chills as we decided she's spooky Joe.
Speaker 1: She's very spooky Joe from she's Lily Tomlin like in
Speaker 1: a twenty seven year old body, right maybe thirties.
Speaker 2: I know that's putting Lily Tomlin down. Lily knows going
Speaker 2: to bring it down. She's she's actually in real life
Speaker 2: very uh chill and kind of mean. You know, it's
Speaker 2: very really said her. But I from the stories I've heard,
Speaker 2: she's brilliant. Obviously, No, people don't dislike her, but she's
Speaker 2: you know, she's a little edge to her. Oh, Allen,
Speaker 2: And I don't mean that just because you know, I'm
Speaker 2: not saying because their Scissor Sisters.
Speaker 1: You mean Ellen Pompeo right from Grey's Anatomy, because you
Speaker 1: write on Grace right, Yes, I write on Grace, as
Speaker 1: does Jack, because that's our show. I think if that
Speaker 1: doesn't do it, that should do it. That I just said,
Speaker 1: Scissor Sisters. I'm so fucking sorry, Lily. I am pleased.
Speaker 1: If you're listening, I apologize. There's a band called Scissor Sisters,
Speaker 1: so I don't think that's about the band.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was, No, it wasn't. It wasn't like a
Speaker 2: rude thing to say.
Speaker 1: It's just like I didn't need to put her in
Speaker 1: Ellen together just because they both happened.
Speaker 3: To be dancing. No, Nan Sen today, that's a little
Speaker 3: Scissor Sisters song, and.
Speaker 2: We're going to give you a quick f Mary Kill
Speaker 2: mc scatcat one of the Scissor Sisters. I don't know
Speaker 2: which one. They're they're men, I think, and Jeremy, that's
Speaker 2: a hard one.
Speaker 1: I think. God, I'm marrying one of the Scissor Sisters
Speaker 1: for sure, Okay, having of course, And I'm utuy, is there.
Speaker 3: That's fair about you?
Speaker 2: Because you're not going to get you're not going to
Speaker 2: get you uti from a from an animated cat.
Speaker 1: I am not ever having sex with Jeremy, and I
Speaker 1: mean it no, I mean it too, absolutely not no good.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't remember what the sister sisters look like, so
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if I would marry mc scatcat. You
Speaker 2: know what, that's maybe we think about that for a while.
Speaker 2: Let's let everybody think about it, and you can let
Speaker 2: us know. We're not letting us know how you feel
Speaker 2: about having.
Speaker 1: Sex with em.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what does this become? So okay? So yeah, he's
Speaker 2: so Jill is just being annoying and everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's so Jill. She's just being She's just jillin' chill Jill.
Speaker 2: That's the name of this episode, Chill Jill.
Speaker 1: So meanwhile, because this pops up in the middle of
Speaker 1: Jeremy is just has such main character energy it's it's insane.
Speaker 1: And he's like, man, I'm really second guessing my decision. Brah.
Speaker 1: I wish I could have given both those ladies Rose.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, Bailey is a sure thing, but like
Speaker 1: Susie would have been great too. I really like Susie.
Speaker 1: I can't still think both Susie, yeah, while standing here,
Speaker 1: he's obsessing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're setting this thing up.
Speaker 1: Then I also was just like, Zoe, leave my screen,
Speaker 1: go go go bye bye. She's like she tries to
Speaker 1: do like a real hot outro, which I didn't care.
Speaker 1: So Susie, Zoe, Jersey leave and Zoe is so angry.
Speaker 1: Oh and Lexi, but Lexi remember Lexi stormed out earlier
Speaker 1: that never came back because she's so mad, so no
Speaker 1: one cares. And Zoe has such anger issues. She's just like,
Speaker 1: fuck that guy. Men like him always take the easy
Speaker 1: way out. He's a fucking loser.
Speaker 2: Oh Zoe, Yeah, oh god, she's really no good. She's
Speaker 2: really bad. So she leaves. Jesse's like old friends are coming. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know you guys have been saying this now for
Speaker 2: a long time.
Speaker 1: We got it and botox. Brian is just like, I
Speaker 1: don't even know what that means, bro, Like what do
Speaker 1: they mean? Like old people like okay old, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got old. Well they're like thirty five or what my god?
Speaker 2: Oh so then then weird that's happening. Olds are coming
Speaker 2: now and we're gonna get a.
Speaker 1: Jack take day six or that. Maybe it hasn't, hasn't
Speaker 1: It hasn't happened. That happened, Jackie. I have to deal
Speaker 1: with Jeremy in the pool with oh yeah, this is
Speaker 1: big with douchey Brian being a douche, Like, yeah, Bailey's
Speaker 1: all right, but like when I was with Susie, man,
Speaker 1: my jaw hurt from laughing, and that is a good
Speaker 1: practice for eating her out.
Speaker 3: I just want to eat her out, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also this is important to note because like, yeah, he's
Speaker 2: reminding everyone that he himself went on a date with
Speaker 2: somebody else.
Speaker 1: Yes, he did exactly.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is outrageous what happens.
Speaker 1: This is like Jack's.
Speaker 2: I mean it's like abusive emotionally, and I felt really
Speaker 2: really bad for Bailey. What's about to happen? But Jeremy's
Speaker 2: setting up this thing. You missus, Susie, it's all you
Speaker 2: can talk about, you know what.
Speaker 1: And if things like Bailey she's all right, I guess
Speaker 1: like she's mid but like if things don't work out
Speaker 1: with her, which they won't, I'm definitely sliding into Susie's DMS.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking call her bro He says, yeah, well
Speaker 1: not yet. He doesn't he says, I'm going to call her,
Speaker 1: meaning when I get home, I'm gonna call her. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna slide in her DMS and I'm gonna call her.
Speaker 1: That's what he said.
Speaker 2: And he has no reason to even say that yet
Speaker 2: because we don't even know what Bailey's gonna do or
Speaker 2: what she wants to do. It's so stupid what happens here?
Speaker 1: Eat?
Speaker 2: So then all right, so finally, oh yeah, Alex is
Speaker 2: being kind of she's off and she's saying things are
Speaker 2: just kind of they're setting up that things are a
Speaker 2: little weird with Jonathan, right. We can see that from
Speaker 2: the beginning that she's not into him. So they're both
Speaker 2: delightful people. That is an example of two really nice
Speaker 2: people that just don't belong together. That's all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's nice. I don't dislike now until although I'm
Speaker 1: gonna dislike him a little bit later, but for right now,
Speaker 1: he's fine. Uh So, the Goldens arrived this crazy April.
Speaker 2: I'd forgotten about April. We should probably remind you, since
Speaker 2: April went home kind of early on her season, that
Speaker 2: she was the one who wrote a book about fucking
Speaker 2: Frankie Valley for like twenty years yes, on and off
Speaker 2: for like her whole life. Probably still I do believe
Speaker 2: I believe that maybe her the secret that's going to
Speaker 2: come up later. I just I'm just going to say
Speaker 2: this now, you know there was a oh yeah, the
Speaker 2: five hundred thousand dollars was his right, that was Wasn't
Speaker 2: that her secret?
Speaker 1: That was her secret? But I also think I think
Speaker 1: they wrote multiple secrets so that they could figure out
Speaker 1: the best ones to show on the show. And I
Speaker 1: think it was also her secret that I slept with
Speaker 1: somebody twenty five years older, because I believe she met
Speaker 1: him when she was a teenager member and was way
Speaker 1: way older. So yes, she's so. I think both her
Speaker 1: secrets were about Frankie Valley. I think she's still obsessed
Speaker 1: with Frankie Valley for sure.
Speaker 2: I think they played Frankie Valley music on her package
Speaker 2: when she was coming in on the boat. I sort of, God,
Speaker 2: they were playing that kind of music.
Speaker 1: Oh do you the you mus I mean it's like
Speaker 1: they really leaned into his music. It was probably not
Speaker 1: like they didn't pay for it, but they Oh it
Speaker 1: was weird. That was so weird.
Speaker 2: But she's happy to be there, she's odd, She we
Speaker 2: need her.
Speaker 3: She's younger, guys, she's gone the other way.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Actually like that. Then I just want to say how
Speaker 2: much we love our queen, Leslie.
Speaker 1: You love her.
Speaker 3: She needed more camera times.
Speaker 2: She and she'll get it though. She's isn't she the
Speaker 2: one that got the bat out?
Speaker 1: She's like, I'll get it.
Speaker 2: I'll get the bat out later. There's a bath that
Speaker 2: plays into the room. She's just a joy and I
Speaker 2: love her. There's just nothing bad to say about her.
Speaker 2: She's the fucking coolest and I'm so glad she's there.
Speaker 2: Captain Kim.
Speaker 1: The Bachelor, we are the mentioned man.
Speaker 2: He wrote it and made everyone sing it, and they
Speaker 2: were all so nice to do it. They're like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: Captain Kim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like we should. Anybody that didn't watch
Speaker 1: Golden Bachelor, you want to play it.
Speaker 2: I have to go find it. I'll find out. You
Speaker 2: keep going and tell us who's who, and I'll find it.
Speaker 1: Okay. So Captain Kim was a little bit cuckoo. For
Speaker 1: those of you who don't remember, he was older. He
Speaker 1: was quite a bit older than everyone else, and he
Speaker 1: was very serious and he was in the Navy, I
Speaker 1: guess and he wrote a song and he was very
Speaker 1: serious about it, and I believe that only Charles would
Speaker 1: sing it with him. Somebody somebody agreed to sing the
Speaker 1: song with him, and then he taught it to everybody,
Speaker 1: and then they all sang the song, or I think
Speaker 1: they all sang the song on the reunion. There's the
Speaker 1: la the gay chorus.
Speaker 2: Remember they did it on the Yeah, here we go,
Speaker 2: this is them.
Speaker 1: It's better so cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: He's singing it too. He's singing along nobody else. That
Speaker 2: shows other people and they're like, oh, that's yeah. And
Speaker 2: Captain Kims knows every line because he.
Speaker 1: Wrote it, and you're gonna he's there, JJ who got
Speaker 1: kicked off really early. But I don't know if you
Speaker 1: remember this, but when we were doing our cast roast,
Speaker 1: I really liked him. He's very cute, Like he's a tall.
Speaker 3: Drink of water.
Speaker 1: He's like six'. Five he knows a TikTok.
Speaker 2: Song he says that if you're looking for a man
Speaker 2: and find out trust, fund six,' five blue eyes like.
Speaker 1: He does he knows the little. He's him he's got it.
Speaker 2: Going on then, Your, Guy, KEITH no i don't understand
Speaker 2: your LOVE of i don't, dislike him but what is it?
Speaker 1: ABOUT him i don't, DISLIKE him i. Just don't he's
Speaker 1: just got a funny dad Girl dad John c riley
Speaker 1: like funny GUY like i, don't know he's just like
Speaker 1: he seems.
Speaker 3: Really nice he.
Speaker 2: SEEMS nice i don't have a problem. WITH him i
Speaker 2: just don't don't feel the way. You feel but, that's
Speaker 2: okay so.
Speaker 1: Kind.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah then We, have NATASHA who i. Didn't remember
Speaker 2: natasha is wearing the.
Speaker 1: Cutest earrings did you notice her earrings? Are little she's
Speaker 1: got little folding chairs and, they're dangling little dangling. Folding
Speaker 1: CHAIRS and i, WAS like i have TO find i need.
Speaker 1: Those earrings they're. SO cute, I Know and.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be your friend here and push back
Speaker 2: and say that you do not need those earrings.
Speaker 1: Getting but, I'm, glad. Okay, cute well maybe we'll find them.
Speaker 1: For you somebody find These. For.
Speaker 2: Stephanie uh then WE'VE got I thought kathy, looked good she,
Speaker 2: looked cute, she's gotten she's.
Speaker 3: Gotten, work done.
Speaker 1: FOR sure i think she. Submitted that but she does look.
Speaker 1: Really pretty but the problem is you can kind of
Speaker 1: make yourself, look younger and she's in really. Great shape
Speaker 1: but then when, she tacks, it's like, It's. Me kathy,
Speaker 1: I'M all i don't know how fax. Machine works and
Speaker 1: then We.
Speaker 2: Got jackie we're very happy to jack is spoiler about
Speaker 2: to make out with somebody the, full tongue we.
Speaker 1: See it and that. WAS interesting i like that they
Speaker 1: put them all in the.
Speaker 2: Same, pool yeah a, different pool like the kid like
Speaker 2: the young's pee in.
Speaker 1: The pool so the olds want their? Own, pool, Yes
Speaker 1: yes and THEN who, I Say, CHARLES well, i.
Speaker 3: Said looks Like, scatman CRUTHERS and i stand.
Speaker 1: BY that i think.
Speaker 2: He's adorbs, HE'S adorbs i. KIND of i just, was,
Speaker 2: like okay this. Is NOW what i didn't like is
Speaker 2: when they came up and and all the the youngs, are,
Speaker 2: like yay they're being. So condient, they're like you guys are. So,
Speaker 2: killed yeah they're just like people in. Their sixties. They're
Speaker 2: not that's so obnoxious.
Speaker 3: To me they were.
Speaker 1: Infanticizing them they totally, You guys oh, my god you're
Speaker 1: so ct you make Up with you're gonna, have sucks,
Speaker 1: that's grus but you're. Sock. Cat yeah SO then i
Speaker 1: wrote down also by, the way DIDN'T C k wasn't
Speaker 1: he supposed to? Be dating who's the lady that, We?
Speaker 1: Interviewed santadra they were supposed to, be DATING but i guess.
Speaker 1: They're not they must have. Broken up. HE'S here i
Speaker 1: think she slid people and she was.
Speaker 2: So cute we had her if you want to, go
Speaker 2: back we have that public but she, WAS like i
Speaker 2: didn't know what dms WERE and i didn't know what
Speaker 2: it meant to slide Into she we liked her, so
Speaker 2: much she was.
Speaker 3: So great we really.
Speaker 1: Liked her so then there's a Shot of jeremy in
Speaker 1: the POOL and i, was, LIKE honestly i have to
Speaker 1: bring this Up. With cecily he could go. EITHER way
Speaker 1: i feel like he's right on the border of the
Speaker 1: gold like the way.
Speaker 2: He looks oh, For, sure yes he looks like A
Speaker 2: GOLDEN and i kind of didn't want to say IT
Speaker 2: because I don't we don't usually come for. The looks BUT,
Speaker 2: like vi. The vibe it's not, the physicality although it also.
Speaker 1: Is too it is.
Speaker 2: He's standing he's just not enough sunscreen or. Something Right
Speaker 2: so natasha's already having a little CONNECTION. With rj apparently
Speaker 2: she'd been like on the boat, with him like sitting on,
Speaker 2: his lap and she's trying to make everybody smell a.
Speaker 2: Fruit's booty, she's like smell, The booty smell. The booty
Speaker 2: doesn't that?
Speaker 1: Smell good getting a, little tips. Having fun they're. Loving it?
Speaker 1: Why not april tells one of, the, Guys like april
Speaker 1: is out. Of control, SHE'S like i didn't bring. Any underwear,
Speaker 1: oh god she's got.
Speaker 2: Some stuff, she's like she's like An Older sharon stone
Speaker 2: and this, is, you guys look at. My vagina look.
Speaker 2: At that didn't we used to make that joke with?
Speaker 2: Her before, you guys look at. MY pussy i feel
Speaker 2: like we had something like that. With her she's, very
Speaker 2: sexual which.
Speaker 1: Is. Fine, Yeah also jesse makes an announcement that kind
Speaker 1: of bugged. Me, together, yeah yes, he goes don't don't fuck.
Speaker 1: Each other, he's, like listen it's really different, generations here
Speaker 1: so no one is expected to step over, generational, lines
Speaker 1: okay because that would. Be Disgusting and april's Like, IN
Speaker 1: lasiojana i thought It was natasha that. Said that Was.
Speaker 3: In april It. WAS april, i, think okay it could.
Speaker 2: Be, wrong whoever somebody says, it so AND then i
Speaker 2: just Read the goldens want. To, Bang yes, spencer's like,
Speaker 2: You guys oh, my god what's y'all going?
Speaker 3: To bang everybody just.
Speaker 2: Calm, down yes. They're, adults yeah it's not like they're five.
Speaker 2: YEAR olds, i mean you're just being so weird. About
Speaker 2: it They're not. Docsin's right So then April and hat are.
Speaker 1: Really bonding they're like doing yoga together and talking about
Speaker 1: being horn dogs and blah. Blah blah so then so
Speaker 1: she hasn't kissed anyone, in years but that's about. To
Speaker 1: change that, was right which. Is Nice So andrew. Spencer's back,
Speaker 1: oh yeah oh. That's right he, comes back and he
Speaker 1: immediately gets a date card and, He's like i'm Attracted
Speaker 1: to Bailey, and ALEX and i wrote, TO myself i
Speaker 1: think he's Better with alex because they're both very goofy
Speaker 1: and he likes to Do fake.
Speaker 3: British.
Speaker 1: Accents yep but for, the show for, the drama he
Speaker 1: decides To take. Bailey, ASIDE first i didn't believe for
Speaker 1: one minute he Was, into bailey.
Speaker 2: DID you i didn't, Really, EITHER well i was. NOT
Speaker 2: sure i kind of thought they were there in a
Speaker 2: bathtub together making out seem like they were together into.
Speaker 1: Each other, but yeah maybe beginning he was more Excited
Speaker 1: about alex and try and the producers told him To
Speaker 1: take bailey out To his. Jeremy, off yes what did
Speaker 1: you think of the slow mo joke of him when
Speaker 1: he came In and jesse, going like you don't have
Speaker 1: to do?
Speaker 2: Slow mo that was kind. Of fun that was, all
Speaker 2: right they're giving it.
Speaker 1: A shot like if YOU and i were producers on
Speaker 1: the show and we were supposed to, infuse, comedy huh
Speaker 1: if one of us came up, with that we'd be
Speaker 1: really proud. Of ours. We would it's. Not easy it's
Speaker 1: not easy to. Do THAT so i, was like that.
Speaker 1: Was funny it. Is funny the PROBLEM is i just
Speaker 1: believe some of the humor is sort of. Shoehorned in yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, you know like the bits and like later
Speaker 1: With the andrew and they're like or the thing About
Speaker 1: with andrew and The fake. Spaw footage, it's like you
Speaker 1: guys went too far because then you have to go
Speaker 1: film that, yeah, joke, yes yes like just be funny in.
Speaker 1: The moment everything doesn't have to be or later With
Speaker 1: Like prince charming guy that comes on when they're like
Speaker 1: making him.
Speaker 3: Get dirt it's just, too much just. Be funny but like, the, THING.
Speaker 2: Yeah i thought it was kind. Of Cute, so Alex.
Speaker 2: Poor alex he is deciding between. The two but for,
Speaker 2: WHATEVER reason, i guess is. This one he has the
Speaker 2: Conversation with alex that they're BOTH tight b and that
Speaker 2: like they they're really proud. Of that, they're like WE'RE.
Speaker 2: Type b we Don't even, she's, like yeah she takes.
Speaker 2: Too far, SHE'S like i don't even watch. My underwear, he's, like,
Speaker 2: okay girl relax and that, she's like, oh, NO no I
Speaker 2: mean i. Wash it i'm Just like i'm, just saying
Speaker 2: who knows What city i'll be in where it will?
Speaker 1: Be washed.
Speaker 2: Right right so then He chooses.
Speaker 1: Bailey right, After, that yes and all of, everybody's like
Speaker 1: all the girls, Are, like alex he is totally taking
Speaker 1: you on, the date like one, hundred, percent girl you're
Speaker 1: going on the date.
Speaker 3: Mm Hmm and bailey.
Speaker 2: Got yes they're all they're all so shocked and so
Speaker 2: but then this is a big this is a Big
Speaker 2: moment Bailey is, she's, like, Yeah yeah i'd love to,
Speaker 2: go out but let me just, you know just to,
Speaker 2: be nice, let me, you know just just to. Make
Speaker 2: Sure but i'm sure it's. Totally fine let me Just
Speaker 2: tell jeremy this.
Speaker 1: Is.
Speaker 2: Crazy yeah so she goes To tell jeremy and he's
Speaker 2: immediately like he's doing the thing that like old. Guys
Speaker 2: do he's, IN aa i don't want to call, the
Speaker 2: word but the white. Tank top, oh yeah they used
Speaker 2: to call them SOMETHING that i, don't like that rip. Tank,
Speaker 2: top yeah and he's rubbing his. Like chest it's like
Speaker 2: a change like an.
Speaker 1: Old guy do you KNOW what?
Speaker 2: I mean how the old, old guy an old COUNTIN
Speaker 2: like i just woke up and he's rubbing his chest hair.
Speaker 1: So, gross yes it.
Speaker 2: Is gross and then he's just, he's, like wait what
Speaker 2: are you being sorry as? Right now he has a
Speaker 2: little bit of a VALET like i, don't understand and, she's,
Speaker 2: LIKE well i thought it'd be OKAY because, i mean
Speaker 2: you went on. A date i just wanted to like,
Speaker 2: go out you, know whatever and he's, so mad.
Speaker 1: So mad, he's, like, yeah, yeah okay, whatever though but
Speaker 1: then we talked last night and you said you were here,
Speaker 1: for me, so like do you think you just said
Speaker 1: that to get. A rose, she's, like, NO no i
Speaker 1: MEANT what i said BECAUSE like i do, like YOU
Speaker 1: but i wasn't expecting to get asked on. A date and, he, goes,
Speaker 1: oh okay then you didn't. Mean it you didn't, mean
Speaker 1: it you didn't.
Speaker 2: SO or i want to Call stal hairs Just.
Speaker 1: Stall hairs she's not gonna.
Speaker 2: MARK off I know i'm doing A weird, jeremy voice
Speaker 2: but that's what he sounds like to me as, A
Speaker 2: viar like it's a little like, it's close like, you,
Speaker 2: KNOW yeah i don't.
Speaker 3: Quite, hear it, like not But so BAILEY'S Like.
Speaker 1: I bailey they Keep showing bailey sort of, to CAMERA
Speaker 1: going i just don't want her to be mad, at
Speaker 1: ME like i really care about. His feelings and then
Speaker 1: she tries to give him a little like kiss, like
Speaker 1: okay and he pulls away like get away, from, me
Speaker 1: asshole and he's accusing her flat out.
Speaker 2: Of lying i'm so REAL and i. Love that bailey, was,
Speaker 2: like Okay well i'm still, going right and she then
Speaker 2: she you see, Her WALK yeah, i was but she
Speaker 2: was so upset trying to hold. Herself together she goes
Speaker 2: in to tell her Friend, to alex like, you know
Speaker 2: he did ask me on, the Date and alex was adorable.
Speaker 2: About it, they're, like, yeah bummer but she's. MY friend I,
Speaker 2: love ALEX and i Really like bailey Now and i'm
Speaker 2: glad that. She went but then she breaks down, in
Speaker 2: tears like she's cry kind of being.
Speaker 1: Emotionally. Abused, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: SHE'S like i, JUST like i just don't want he's
Speaker 3: so mad.
Speaker 1: At me and That was she's not even, AND like
Speaker 1: i don't. Want it she's, just like he's so angry.
Speaker 1: With ME and i, just, wrote Honestly. Fucked jeremy. FUCK
Speaker 1: him i.
Speaker 2: DID too i said. The exactly then he's then he
Speaker 2: starts yelling at. A producer, he's like.
Speaker 1: He's like can We Call susie and she's, like well and,
Speaker 1: he's like, right now let's just call her right now
Speaker 1: in the thing and, they're, like okay, all, right buddy
Speaker 1: let's go into. The confessional, He goes, HE goes i
Speaker 1: didn't want To.
Speaker 2: PICK bailey i wanted To, pick susie which probably. Is
Speaker 2: true he might have been forced to. Do that susie
Speaker 2: probably just did not want to be there from. The,
Speaker 2: jump no they. Made her she probably had to deal
Speaker 2: with producers that, was, Like yeah i'll come on for like,
Speaker 2: a Thing but I'M not i don't want TO be
Speaker 2: i don't want to. Do it, OH yeah i don't know. How,
Speaker 2: Much yeah and so, they're, like okay you have To.
Speaker 2: Bring bailey so he Thinks that susie's still, in play
Speaker 2: and so THEY call i didn't think she was gonna
Speaker 2: and she's just like, A lah like it's such a
Speaker 2: clear line at, the Airport like i'm boarding, A plane
Speaker 2: like you wouldn't hear like announcements over the how'd they?
Speaker 1: Do that how they get her in such a. Quiet
Speaker 1: room but right, BEFORE that i just want, to say
Speaker 1: like when, he's talking he's just GOING like i want
Speaker 1: to talk. To her she left, The, island well then
Speaker 1: let me talk. To her, but meanwhile, remember this some
Speaker 1: of the, OTHER girls i Think, It's kat jill and
Speaker 1: someone else, are, LIKE hey i Overheard that jeremy was
Speaker 1: saying he thinks he made the, wrong decision and all
Speaker 1: the girls, are like what the fuck to? This? Guy,
Speaker 1: Crazy yeah And then jeremy in his, confessionals, LIKE yeah
Speaker 1: i feel blindsided BECAUSE like i Only gave bailey the
Speaker 1: rose because of what, she said which is that she
Speaker 1: wants to be. WITH me i never, thought that like
Speaker 1: the first guy that, walks in she'd go on a
Speaker 1: Date with.
Speaker 2: He's even though, he did he's.
Speaker 1: No Better, than devin and we.
Speaker 2: CALLED this, I AGREED yeah, i did because their friends called,
Speaker 2: he's gross he's he's.
Speaker 1: Disgusted, me yeah he was. Really TERRIBLE so i, Just,
Speaker 1: Wrote bailey I'm praying cecily that you are, with me
Speaker 1: because this Is, christ god this. Is gaslighting, of course
Speaker 1: there's no world IN which i don't think anybody Was on.
Speaker 1: Jeremy's side it made no SENSE and i don't know
Speaker 1: how he would even. Defend that and also he was
Speaker 1: Fully with Bailey when susie walked in and offered him a,
Speaker 1: date card and he, was, like, hell yeah see, You, Later, bailey, yes,
Speaker 1: yeah bye uh. We're good, all? Right?
Speaker 3: Cool cool so this.
Speaker 1: Is right so before he Actually, Calls susie bailey goes
Speaker 1: on her date and they go to this cause they're,
Speaker 1: doing this, they're inner what do you, call it they're inner.
Speaker 1: Cutting this so she's at the yoga place and, she's,
Speaker 1: LIKE yo i just kind of want to be open,
Speaker 1: to This and jeremy is, JUST like i want to. FaceTime,
Speaker 1: heart yeah he's. So, mad yeah they're going back.
Speaker 2: And forth she's, just chilling getting some sort of, coffee
Speaker 2: massage which looked.
Speaker 1: Really cool de you WITHOUT such i was kind.
Speaker 2: Of embarrassed, i'm like oh, My god i'm falling for.
Speaker 2: Their commercial it's all a commercial. For something, it's all you.
Speaker 2: KNOW whatever i would, do THAT and i like the.
Speaker 2: COPPER tub i like that, whole vibe same whatever. That,
Speaker 2: was yeah oh that's.
Speaker 1: So funny. It works so so he calls he Talked
Speaker 1: to susie and, he's, like YEAH because i woke up
Speaker 1: this MORNING and i, WAS like i should Have given
Speaker 1: susie the rose because guess what at a ten out
Speaker 1: of ten date with. You babes and, she, goes yeah,
Speaker 1: He says, he's like are you in The? Stits alretta he,
Speaker 1: did say, ALL right i spelled IT A L R
Speaker 1: E d, i alretta. It's already and, she's, Like yeah
Speaker 1: i'm getting on a plane and, She, GOES honestly i
Speaker 1: just DON'T think i could, come BACK but i really
Speaker 1: HOPE and i hope you.
Speaker 2: Have, Fun, yeah loug you really explore That.
Speaker 1: With bailey you really should that that lady that you're,
Speaker 1: with already and, he's, like ah then you just see
Speaker 1: the top of his head because for, some reason he's
Speaker 1: like you just see like his. Weird, hairline yes all
Speaker 1: the way because his head's all the. Way down, he's,
Speaker 1: Like well i'll give it, a, try, Yes yes While
Speaker 1: so Andrew and bailey are doing the spa Treatments and
Speaker 1: jeremy's just crashing out doing.
Speaker 3: An interview so this is where he's, just, like yeah.
Speaker 1: They're probably doing fucking, spa treatments, you.
Speaker 3: Know like doing stuff to each.
Speaker 1: Other's bies this is great and they did such a
Speaker 1: good job. With us they just have a floating Head
Speaker 1: of jeremy and, his eyes his pupils are huge for,
Speaker 1: some reason and he's like they obviously asked him like
Speaker 1: what do you think you do in a spat and,
Speaker 1: he's like, Oh no i'll just. Like facials and the
Speaker 1: head is just floating around in a little circle of
Speaker 1: them in this. Copper tub IT was.
Speaker 2: I, laughed ALOUD and i was not in a good mood.
Speaker 2: LAST night i, was like that's actually. REALLY funny i
Speaker 2: enjoyed that. So much oh, my gosh do you think
Speaker 2: we should break this?
Speaker 1: Into TWO because i have a. Lot, left, yes okay,
Speaker 1: you guys this was part, one obviously come back for a.
Speaker 3: Part two in just a couple.
Speaker 1: Of minutes we'll be we'll be. Right, back yeah and,
Speaker 1: don't worry you won't be inundated with a million episodes
Speaker 1: next WEEK because i we pray it's. Only, one yeah
Speaker 1: we think, it is but it'll be, five hours. All
Speaker 1: right we'll see you in a just a couple. Of Minutes,
Speaker 1: by hi