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Speaker 1: Welcome to softcore history.

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Speaker 2: Welcome into soft four history. It is officially Halloween whore Nights,

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Spooky Month, Spooky Month.

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Speaker 3: It's a game up to play with my fucking kid

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all the time about He's like that he's spooky Ghost

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and I'm just like that all that game and tales

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is me going. He just runs away indefinitely.

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Speaker 2: That terrible father you here is, of course, Rob Fox,

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and I'm your host for the week, damn Rejester. And

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we're gonna start out Spooky Month with a two man

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show because why not.

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Speaker 3: Well, the third guest is the ghost that only we

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can hear.

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Speaker 2: It's the ghost of Jake.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the ghost of her old co host didn't

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die in Hurricane Helene.

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Speaker 2: Haven't heard a single thing from him. I don't know

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if that's from the hurricane or the Florida Gators.

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Speaker 3: Look, I'm just saying he a natural disaster went his way.

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He lives in a trailer park. He's dead.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of appropriate for today's topic. Oh really, yeah,

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what aege? What a segue. We'll get to that in

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a minute though. Thanks for tuning in. If this is

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your first time joining the show, welcome in. Hello, We

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have a Patreon, Patreon dot com slash software history where

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you get two additional episodes every week, one like this

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and sometimes another like this on So it's Wednesday, Friday

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is the release schedule. Well, we do game shows, we

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have call in shows, we have a voicemail line.

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Speaker 3: Some sketches. I'm trying to get back on that horse,

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but it's just it's hard to write ay week. I

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apologize for adding Saturday Night Live last night, being like, yo, what.

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Speaker 2: I could rot better sketches. It's because it's with my penis.

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I can, but it's hard. I can fart out a

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better sketch.

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Speaker 3: Probably put it's hard. It's hard.

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Speaker 2: That's what we do, hard work. We fart into microphones

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with our mouths here. Yes, yeah, gets gab gab gap.

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I mean we ride a little bit. At least we

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do better than most. We do a little better than most.

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We do we all.

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Speaker 3: I can't I guarantee you we put in more effort

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than ninety percent of podcast, ninety five percent of podcast.

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And if you're listening to this podcast and you think

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to yourself, God, damn it, that's pathetic. There's no way

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that's true. It is true, but it is pathetic. Yeah,

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both can be true.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Of course our step dad, step uncle, whatever you

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wanna call him, Dan Carlin, he puts in way more

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work than we do. But it's softcore history, dude. We're

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soft core history, not hardcore. But today we're gonna talk

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about major storm. We're gonna talk.

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Speaker 3: About I was hoping it was a trailer park, but we're.

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Speaker 2: Gonna talk about a lighthouse as well.

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Speaker 3: Okay, a haunted light house.

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Speaker 2: No no, uh so three longshoremen or whoever the house

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housekeepers or housekeepers?

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Speaker 3: What was that? What was that Robert Pattinson movie called

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just called the Lighthouse?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, with Fdafoe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what they were called because I

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never thought so.

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Speaker 2: This is a famous kind of case of three housemen okay,

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going missing.

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Speaker 3: The lightsman, lightsman, actually light keepers.

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Speaker 2: Who is the keeper of the house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, light keeper of the light sounds spooky, eerie.

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Speaker 2: And of course it's all in Scotland.

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Speaker 3: A lot of cliffs, a lot of fog.

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Speaker 2: It was a Transatlantic steamer, the Arch Tour, that first

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noticed something was wrong, something was astray. On its voyage

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the Port of Leith from Philadelphia, the Arch Tour passed

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the lighthouse on the Flannin Aisles on the night of

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the fifteenth of December nineteen hundred.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so this is Titanic era, twelve years before. Yeah era.

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Speaker 2: The crew saw a strange sight. The light was off.

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Speaker 3: Thought it would be like that'd be a sweet way

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to hang yourself in front of a lighthouse light.

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Speaker 2: You just see you're just a silhouette of a hung

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man and it just goes out to all the boats.

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Speaker 3: What a drama queen that guy is. That's the way

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to go. I mean, if you're gonna do it, hang

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yourself in front of a lighthouse house, become just a

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what do you call a finger puppet of just a

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silhouette of you, burned into the.

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Speaker 2: Ocean, traumatize like twelve people total.

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Speaker 3: Do it wherever Disney Cruise goes by. Is there a

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Florida lighthouse somewhere in Orlando? Yeah, where you can just

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snap take a quick drop and a short stop where

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Mickey Mouse ears as well. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: You want the silhouette to appear that Mickey hung himself

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and maybe Goofy, maybe wear a Goofy mask and you

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need floppy ears.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to time it because you don't want

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to do it like in the middle of the night,

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because then you'll be swinging. You won't stay in from

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the light. You want to do it at dusk and

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then you know by you you will be pretty still

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by the time the light is doing its job. And yeah,

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it's like a nighttime Disney cruise having like a little

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Princess and the Frog Show.

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Speaker 2: Just Toddler's children, Hm, Daddy, what's that? That's the way

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to do it if you're gonna go in a lighthouse.

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A few days later, the news was passed to the

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Northern Lighthouse Board, who quickly dispatched a crew to investigate.

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The relief vessel arrived at the island on Boxing Day

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and the captain, Jim Harvey, signaled with the ship's horn

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and fired a flare into the sky.

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Speaker 3: Would be like anyone there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, three lighthouse keepers James Duquat, Thomas Marshall and William

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MacArthur manned the outpost. Not one of them replied to

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the signal, Right, so the fireflair would.

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Speaker 3: Be like everybody good? And then I assume there's a

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series of signals you can send back, like.

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Speaker 2: Disease, stay away once friendly two's an enemy threes the sea.

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Joseph Moore, one of the lighthouse crew who had been

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on relief at the time, was sent to the shore

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to investigate what they couldn't go themselves. He was the

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guy they sent. All right, he's on the boat. He's like, no,

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all right, you go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: They're like, hey, you worked there, need the whole crew

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to go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Can you imagine if we showed up to the

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studio something fucked up is going on inside. We don't

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know what it is, and the cops there's already cops

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there and they're like, hey, you work here, right, go in,

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get you going? See he's going on?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think they did that at a school down

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in South Texas. No one went in with the problem there. Well,

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somebody tried. I think the parents tried to go in.

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Speaker 3: Would love to go in.

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Speaker 2: So Joseph Moore climbed the one hundred and sixty steps

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up to the lighthouse and when he arrived, he discovered

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the lighthouse door was unlocked. The clock on the wall

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stood silent. It was it stopped, it stopped.

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Speaker 3: I mean, what do you need to lock in islands

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who's breaking in.

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Speaker 2: The table was set for dinner, food was half eaten,

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and a chair was flipped over, suggesting someone left in

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a hurry. Okay, two of the three oilskin coats that

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hung in the entryway were missing. It's only one hung,

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only one remained. Moore found out only one living creature

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in the lighthouse was still there. Dog a canary who

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sat quietly in his.

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Speaker 3: Cage had to be hungry. What's it eating?

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Speaker 2: Canaries eat much?

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Speaker 3: They got to eat it. I actually assume they have

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like very fast metabolisms, probably need to eat all the time.

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Like when is a bird not eating?

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Speaker 2: I thought they only eat coal miners, that's why they're there.

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Speaker 3: No, they eat gas. They keep the mines clear of

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gas by eating the gas.

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Speaker 2: That's why you keep the canary right to prevent a

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gas leak.

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Speaker 3: Read a book.

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Speaker 2: So they're like trees, almost eat where they take in

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all the dangerous gases and pretty oxygen.

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Speaker 3: They're born out of trees. That's why you see birds

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Speaker 2: They It makes sense. Yeah, yeah, make for sense. Well,

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Speaker 3: There's no other reason they would ever be in a

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tree unless they were born out of its branches.

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Speaker 2: I did not take time to search further for I

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only too well knew something serious had occurred. More later

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reported I darted out and made for the landing. Moore

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said his findings to the captain of the boat he

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was on. Harvey sent another two sailors to shore, and

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they and More began looking for signs of life.

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Speaker 3: What he had to go all the way back to

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the boat. It'd be like something fucked up happened here.

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Speaker 2: He didn't want to because the boat, the boat knew.

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Speaker 3: By the way, because he had to be like, it

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seems like a real fucked up island trying to do Scottish,

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but that just do Irish.

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Speaker 2: It even knows that they're Scottish.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, on the boat, island don't seem right to me, Boyle.

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Let's send it to the one of Lark's there. He dies,

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he dies, We.

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Speaker 2: Leave now, sound like you have balls in your mouth

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and that'll be well.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 2: The men turned their attention to the landing platform on

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the west side of the island. Here there's plenty of

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evidence that the island had recently been hit by a

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massive storm. Okay, I can't think of a better time

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with me and my boys riding out the hurricane or

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giant storm in the college in a lighthouse.

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Speaker 3: Didn't you have hurricane parties in college? We did?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we got hit I only think while I was

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in school, we only got hit by like.

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Speaker 3: A couple, only a couple. That's like one a year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but like it's Florida. I know what hurricane season happened. Yeah,

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what hurricanes? I don't know.

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Speaker 3: There are too many, Yeah, hurricane I mean, but there's

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some big ones, right, you know.

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Speaker 2: No, there was no like Sandy. Okay when I was

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in school. Okay, got it, there is no Harvey.

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Speaker 3: Hurricane season sounds like a fucking nightmare. Like it's like, oh,

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it's not that.

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Speaker 2: Big of a deal. It's kind of like when people

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are afraid of it. Alligators. I'm like, they're just there,

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I guess, except like I would paddle board in Lake

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Claire at UCF on campus and there would just begeters

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that swam like swam by you as you paddled. Fuck that,

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just bumping your board.

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Speaker 3: Fuck that. But like the hurricanes, it's not like a

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tornado or tornado season where it's just like, oh, there

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might be a tornado, but there's no a tornado like

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that kills small town people. But like a hurricane, it's

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just like a hurricanes covi it everybody's got to leave

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town again, or got to board up the house again,

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or like fucking when we were in the sandbags. Yeah,

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like when we're in Florida for jakes.

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Speaker 2: Why is it for hurricanes and snowstorms or any major

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catastrophe or you know, natural occurrence, you have to load

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up on eggs, milk and bread.

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Speaker 3: Eggs seems like the worst thing to load up on.

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Speaker 2: But bread goes bad easily, like very quick.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if it's not for free milk, milk spoils immediately. Yeah,

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I guess that's for the children. Really, you should just

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be getting peanut butter and water and like.

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Speaker 2: Baked bean dry goods.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Good.

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Speaker 2: That's a miserable existence. That's why I like when people

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Speaker 3: Shut the fuck.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I would not. No, do you like

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just eating can tuna?

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Speaker 3: Like? Oh no, Actually, what I would do is I

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would kill and expertly skin a deer and then eat

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venison steak. No, you fucking wouldn't. You would be murdered

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or emaciated and fucking starving. You would Oh god, I can't.

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Speaker 2: I would be so pissed right now because I have

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so many steaks in my freezer that would go bad.

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Speaker 3: No, you just have a steak feast.

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Speaker 2: I guess I would just have to eat all the

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steaks at once.

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Speaker 3: I mean literally.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But what is the appeal of Like we need

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a for bread, we need milk.

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Speaker 3: The bread makes a little sense just because it's like carbs, right,

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it's good energy quick.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes more sense than just milk.

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Speaker 3: Milk has got to drink. It's gotta be kids. That's

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gotta be a fully a kid thing. But my kids

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don't even I guess they drink milk a little bit.

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Speaker 2: But your kids better drink milk. Just haven't like just

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chug muscle milks like here and there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we put yeah, we put protein powder

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into their milk.

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Speaker 2: Already first because you use formula.

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Speaker 3: So I know, don't you eat colosstrum or drink it.

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Speaker 2: I've tried it. Yeah, it's okay, it's weird. It is

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kind of fucked up how they get it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they steal it from baby cows.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And what I mean is like so much of

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it left.

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Speaker 3: They steal it from the mothers of baby cows who it's.

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Speaker 2: Four and then only produce it for like forty eight

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hours or something.

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Speaker 3: It's yeah, I mean, I don't know how long cows

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produce it, but like women only produce it for like

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twenty four to forty eight hours.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna assume cows do the same thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, probably, why not, maybe even less time because those

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cats cowser, you know, cow comes out. It's walking. It's good.

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It knows how to walk immediately, it's good to go.

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Speaker 2: Iron railings on the side of the path have been

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bent and twisted out of shape. Part of the railway

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track had been torn from its concrete moorns and a

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huge rock way in more than a ton have been displaced.

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Speaker 3: So it sounds like they got hit by a water

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spout like a tornado. There's there's no other storm, no

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other storm that hits that fast that would have them

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shit in their pants and running around and moving shit

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like that.

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Speaker 2: Turf had also been ripped up from the tops of

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the cliffs two hundred feet above sea level. There was

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no sign of the three keepers. Poor fellows. They must

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have been blown over the cliffs or drowned trying to

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secure a crane or something like that, declared Captain Harvey,

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and his report to the Northern Lighthouse Board or something

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like that.

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Speaker 3: Or you know, try to secure crane or who knows

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they're dead? Love captain.

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Speaker 2: Arriving on the island on December twenty ninth, the boards

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Superintendent Robert Murehead began an investigation into the keeper's disappearance.

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Merhead knew all three of the missing men well. Examining

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the oil skin that had been left behind, he concluded

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it belonged to William MacArthur.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I mean, you know, of course he knew them. Well,

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how how many people could have possibly worked there? Four?

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Speaker 2: I guess in Scotland he's probably overseas.

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Speaker 3: All the Yeah, it's actually there's probably a lot of

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eighthouses up there.

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Speaker 2: After going over the wreckage on the Western Landing, mer

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heead speculated that Marshall and Ducat must have headed out

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into the storm to try to secure the equipment stored there,

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and when they did not return, your Head surmised that

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MacArthur must have ventured out to try to find them,

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your Head.

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Speaker 3: But without his jacket. Yeah, yeah, okay, so he just.

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Speaker 2: Like in a panic or a rush. Was like, ah,

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I fucket, where are they?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: He included his official report. Then an extra large c

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had rushed up to the face of the rock and

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had gone above them, coming down with an immense force

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that had swept them away completely. So they got hit

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by a tidal wave, just a big old wave. Yeah,

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they got hit by a big fat random wave. I

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mean that's what he believes, a rogue wave. I mean,

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rogue waves are a thing. Have you read about rogue waves?

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But I think they think that's like a Bermuda Triangle thing.

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They might be like rogue waves in there or something

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like that. I thought the Bermuda Triangle just interferes with.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, compass stuff gets sucked with. But like the

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why would a ship sink.

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Speaker 2: Like a traditional NBA defense, But.

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Speaker 3: Why would it? Why would a ship kill?

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Speaker 2: Jackson ran to bring me to the triangle?

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Speaker 3: Right triangle offense? But yeah, why would a ship sink there?

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It was because it was just like a weight random

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waves was pop. I I don't know, it's a thing somewhere.

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Speaker 2: I thought you enter a wormhole and just go to

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another galaxy.

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Speaker 3: Maybe Okay, I feel like it's just Australia.

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Speaker 2: Win could not have been the cause because the direction

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of the wind had pushed the men towards the island

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rather than out to sea. Your head's report wasn't the

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end of the story, however, you know, it's not an

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open and shut case, Johnson.

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Speaker 3: So the wind was blowing out the island, so it

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couldn't have.

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Speaker 2: It wouldn't have pushed them off, Okay, cliff, but they

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would have pushed them inland.

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Speaker 3: So the wind was fucking shit up. The wind made

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a wave. The wave fucking smacked the shit out of

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the island, destroying a bunch.

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Speaker 2: Of huge wave comes down sweeps. And that's his belief, Okay.

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Speculation of something else soon arose.

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Speaker 3: Bancheese? Was it Bancheese?

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Speaker 2: Some believe that. Yeah. In the years after their tragic disappearance,

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the rumor surrounding the lighthouse keepers only intensified. Now. Flann

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And Isle Lighthouse was built in eighteen ninety nine, only

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a year before the men disappeared, state of the art

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lighthouse on an island that had been associated with strangeness.

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Speaker 3: Oh all right, this is an otherwise like deserted No

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one lives here. This is an empty, fucking island that

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you just have to go out and live on a

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remote life, like you're in fucking northern Canada or something.

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Speaker 2: Listen, there are people there, sheep okay, and sheepherders. Oh,

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there are the people there, just sheep. Any are there

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herders or no? Occasionally they're like show up to check

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on them. Yeah, I guess they have no pressure checking in.

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What else are they gonna do, like jump off the cliff?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they have no predators, I suppose.

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Speaker 2: So the sheepherders refuse to stay on the island. They

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would go back and forth to like check on the

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herd Yeah, but refuse to stay on the island after

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dark as they feared the various ghosts and phantoms that

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looked there.

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Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, so it's a haunted island.

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Speaker 2: I can picture it in my head.

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Speaker 3: Was it the Isles lighthouse? Mm hm oh yeah, okay,

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I just saw a picture of it. Not that big,

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to be honest, m Flanning Isles. Yeah, all right, there's

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the picture. Yeah, I mean they're this is a fucking

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nothing there.

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Speaker 2: No, that's exactly what I thought. It's just grass, It's

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a rock in a lighthouse.

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Speaker 3: It's like, uh, if you need a yeah, looka it's ridiculous.

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If you need like a visual, think about where Rey.

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Speaker 2: I think everyone knows, Like, just think Scottish rock with grass.

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Speaker 3: It's like where Ray found Luke Skywalker.

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Speaker 2: And I don't think enough people saw those movies.

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Speaker 3: They made a billion dollars. Enough people saw the movies.

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Speaker 2: Theories were soon doing the rounds of the men being

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gobbled up by a giant sea serpent or whisked away

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by a huge seabird.

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Speaker 3: Okay, uh, well, nothing's eating the sheep, so why the

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fuck with the guys I've been eating?

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Speaker 2: Well, we don't know that. Maybe maybe they are eating

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the sheep.

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Speaker 3: The shepherds know it. They keep a count their fucking livelihood.

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Speaker 2: You lose one or two. What's that?

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Speaker 3: If a car dealership had a sea serpent eating cars,

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they would know exactly how many fucking cars were gone.

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Speaker 2: Is the car gonna tell them? It's like the Pixar.

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Speaker 3: You just count at sundown and count again at sunrise.

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Speaker 2: Cars just go missing. Man, they have a mind of

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their own.

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Speaker 3: I hate that movie so much. My kids watch it

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all the time. I fucking hate it. It's just like,

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I know, you have to suspend your disbelief. But nothing

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in that world makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes there are cars and sometimes they're human cars, Like

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it's how do car stuff? Or humans?

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Speaker 3: Who? Who made you? Do you fuck?

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Speaker 2: How is your powder?

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Speaker 3: How do you propagate your existence? How did you come

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into being? This is insane. I hate it so fucking much.

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I hate cars. Whoever came up with that, like it

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had to be like a Nepo rider like it. It's

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just the worst story idea. I mean, it makes sense

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that a child, a a dim child would like it,

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I guess like my own children. But like, fuck, dude,

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Oh it's corns. It's the world, but they're corse.

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Speaker 2: They just needed to get Larry the Cable Guy into

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a movie. Yeah, cash in on his popularity for that

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like five year run.

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Speaker 3: Larry the Cable Guy. Also, like it doesn't get talked

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about enough that is he does. He just wear like redneck.

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Speaker 2: Face, Yeah, hick face characters.

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Speaker 3: It's hick face.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think he's from like the Northeast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like it's he's not like it's.

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Speaker 2: It's misrepresentation of who he is.

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Speaker 3: Is a horrific but yeah, cars sucks, dude, I fucking

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hate that movie.

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Speaker 2: One theory had the men leave the island by boat

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to escape debts.

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Speaker 3: Debts, Oh, fake your own death. I love that. I mean, look,

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there are three, three blue collar guys working a job

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off shore. They're pieces of shit and they probably do

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owe money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all of them, all of them. I mean they

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have no families really.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they yeah, one of them.

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Speaker 2: I mean imagine like working in a fucking boat or

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working an oil rig. Now, it's that kind of crowd.

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Speaker 3: They're basically like soft hand roughnecks in a way. Right,

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do they even do? What do you do when you

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work in a lighthouse? Do you just live there, make

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sure the light's on? Yeah, you just sit there most

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of the day.

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Speaker 2: What else would you do?

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Speaker 3: That's not the worst job, Just like I read books

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and make sure the lights on at night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you have to talk to these other

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two dudes.

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Speaker 3: I would be like, yeah, that sucks.

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Speaker 2: Do you think they were fucking?

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Speaker 3: Yes, there's a lot of banging.

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Speaker 2: They're probably banging.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of banging. There's just no yeah, there's

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so much, so much banging.

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Speaker 2: M M. So maybe I love triangle something going wrong,

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going horribly wrong, But it's three dudes like just bang.

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No women here, maybe preferred to be behind or in front.

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I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, someone was a real queen about it.

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Speaker 2: Somebody was definitely not in the position they wanted to

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be in that Lucky Pierre.

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Speaker 3: Well there's only one Lucky Pierre. Know, so they was

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everyone fighting over the Lucky Pierre position.

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Speaker 2: Probably, Yeah, somebody wanted to get spit roasted and well it's.

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Speaker 3: Not spit roasted a lucky Pierre.

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Speaker 2: Well I'm just giving way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well you can't rotate it be like the lighthouse

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always spinning, you know what I mean. Yeah, take an

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example from where you work.

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Speaker 2: But also some guys, just one of them is probably

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like I don't want to I don't want to be

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in that position.

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00:22:40,599 --> 00:22:43,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, or I don't want to be top. What if

471
00:22:43,319 --> 00:22:46,799
he was, Yeah, yeah, he wanted bottom.

472
00:22:46,839 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 2: Only he's like, I'm a power bottom through and through.

473
00:22:49,599 --> 00:22:54,279
Speaker 3: Well, bottom is alpha, now that's the new Bottom is alpha.

474
00:22:54,079 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 2: As long as you throw it back.

475
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:59,400
Speaker 3: Top is beta. Like you're so beta if you need.

476
00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 2: A top and then Lucky Pierre Sigma, Yes, Sigma's lucky,

477
00:23:02,559 --> 00:23:04,680
but no, that doesn't make any sense because Sigma is

478
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,599
a lone wolf, right, so.

479
00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 3: You no, no, you're not a lone wolf as a

480
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:07,880
lucky Pierre.

481
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,440
Speaker 2: You are literally getting all these spoils.

482
00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:17,400
Speaker 3: You're doing whatever you want. That's why it's Sigma.

483
00:23:16,519 --> 00:23:21,599
Speaker 2: I guess. Yeah, all right, I'm glad we worked that out.

484
00:23:22,519 --> 00:23:26,440
Another theory had them sprint away by the uh a

485
00:23:26,519 --> 00:23:28,559
skeletal crew and a ghost ship.

486
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:32,319
Speaker 3: Oh like a like Pirates of the Caribbean. Like literal

487
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,559
a bode of skeletons came up. Yeah, okay, not spirited.

488
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,160
Speaker 2: Away, I'm sorry, not sprinted away, spirited away.

489
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 3: He's ad spirited. I thought you did.

490
00:23:39,759 --> 00:23:41,119
Speaker 2: I think I said sprinted whatever.

491
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 3: Either way, Yeah, spirited.

492
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,640
Speaker 2: Away is not something you typically read on a day.

493
00:23:45,559 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 3: To day baby. Also, spirited away sounds charming, right, like,

494
00:23:50,599 --> 00:23:53,599
oh he came and spirited her away on a surprise vacation.

495
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 2: You know he kidnapped yeah yeaheah, yeah, yeah that's it.

496
00:23:56,559 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 3: Yeah he they these these skeleton pirates, grab them and

497
00:24:01,319 --> 00:24:05,559
murdered them, and you kidnapped them, made them slaves, I mean.

498
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, right, they're now part of the poop deck.

499
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:13,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're growing eight feet because if you join a

500
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,920
skeleton crew, though, do you have to become a skeleton.

501
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 2: Or did you do agent?

502
00:24:19,799 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 3: Just like all right, boys, you're not gonna like the

503
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,480
first few days. But we're peeling all your skin and

504
00:24:25,559 --> 00:24:26,319
muscle off you.

505
00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:27,680
Speaker 2: We gotta flee you alive.

506
00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 3: We're at a skeleton crew after all.

507
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 2: But you'll get here to the rest of it. You

508
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,039
think that's where the term comes from?

509
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 3: Uh no, okay, what I wish? Who?

510
00:24:40,839 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 2: That is sick though to think of just like the

511
00:24:42,799 --> 00:24:47,799
Pirates of the Caribbean. Just ghost ship shown up to shore,

512
00:24:48,519 --> 00:24:49,920
like we got three new recruits.

513
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, hop on.

514
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,279
Speaker 2: Some people even thought that the men have been kidnapped

515
00:24:56,319 --> 00:25:00,799
by foreign spies to what end. I don't know. Eighteen hundred.

516
00:25:00,839 --> 00:25:03,759
Who is Scotland. I guess the English.

517
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,319
Speaker 3: No part of the United Kingdom then, so they would

518
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:11,599
have been the Irish. Maybe the Irish. Maybe we're talking

519
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:15,079
nineteen hundred, so they're allied with France at this point.

520
00:25:15,079 --> 00:25:23,960
I think Germans maybe, I guess Germans are or uh

521
00:25:24,079 --> 00:25:27,119
not not Russians like Austrians. I'm trying to think of

522
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,640
central powers here in World War One.

523
00:25:29,079 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, not Germany.

524
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 3: No, Germany would fuck with them? Yeah right, right, Germany

525
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,400
or Austria, Hungary.

526
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,319
Speaker 2: When you say fuck with you, it's confusing though. It's

527
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,359
like you can either be like fuck with you. Also,

528
00:25:42,759 --> 00:25:45,680
oh fuck with like I fuck with you means I like, yeah,

529
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,960
I'm with you, or in other ways, yeah it's I

530
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:54,519
will fuck with you. The Germans want to materially harm

531
00:25:54,799 --> 00:26:01,400
the United Kingdom and thus will be subverting you. Gotta

532
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,200
remember where I'm from, all right, Yeah I fuck him?

533
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough.

534
00:26:06,759 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 2: I'm down the clown. Another theory claimed that a fight

535
00:26:12,599 --> 00:26:15,039
had broken up or broken out between the three. We

536
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,640
already went over that one, but one of the keepers

537
00:26:18,079 --> 00:26:21,880
killed another while covering up the crime. The survivors were

538
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,680
swept out to sea.

539
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,759
Speaker 3: Oh that's too complicated. There's so many it's.

540
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 2: The original theory, but now we're gonna add murder.

541
00:26:28,559 --> 00:26:30,880
Speaker 3: Right, it's just like, oh, one accidentally killed the other,

542
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,240
then all three accidentally got swept out. Just that's just

543
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:37,000
what are the odds, that's not happening.

544
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 2: But one of them was famous, I guess in his

545
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:46,519
circles for having a really short temper and for throwing hands. Okay,

546
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,119
he's very quick to just get to violence.

547
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,759
Speaker 3: He's just like, let's just yeah.

548
00:26:50,799 --> 00:26:53,319
Speaker 2: And that was of course MacArthur, the guy who left

549
00:26:53,319 --> 00:27:00,000
his jacket, The guy that left his jacket.

550
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 3: So they kill him because he's a dick. Try to

551
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:12,920
toss him out to see get swept away. Everybody's gone.

552
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 2: More doubt was cast on the official investigation with the

553
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:25,480
emergence of a log book supposedly containing several baffling entries

554
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,079
between the twelfth and fifteenth of December.

555
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,319
Speaker 3: There's always baffling entries. It's like the last three days

556
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,359
the diary. It's just like just weird shit. And you know,

557
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,759
like Dark when he was pushing Dark, when he was

558
00:27:36,799 --> 00:27:39,039
able to sing to another how to ride your guy,

559
00:27:39,079 --> 00:27:41,720
what he taught it's actually die he's dehydrated and concussed

560
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:47,599
and uli. Yeah, just holliginating nonsense. But sure, yeah, I

561
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,640
know he peered into another dimension. Actually is what what happened?

562
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,519
The aliens showed him.

563
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,079
Speaker 2: That was also another theory. They got abducted by aliens.

564
00:27:55,319 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 3: That look, if you're gonna abduct somebody, who's gonna know this? Right?

565
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,559
Speaker 2: These are this is a soft target.

566
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a soft.

567
00:28:06,079 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 2: Target, rich environment, just a fucking lonely island.

568
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 3: Nobody's gonna be around for days. Just keep an alien

569
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,640
there to keep switching the light bulb. No one will

570
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:16,960
ever know.

571
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 2: In the first entry, Marshall supposedly written that a great storm,

572
00:28:23,839 --> 00:28:26,599
the likes of which we had never seen before had

573
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:31,160
hit the island. He continued that Ducat was unusually quiet

574
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,519
when the storm hit, and MacArthur, a big, burly man

575
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:39,799
known not to have a sensitive side, was weeping. He's

576
00:28:39,839 --> 00:28:43,880
afraid of the storm. Okay, he was losing his mind.

577
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:44,319
Speaker 3: Okay.

578
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,119
Speaker 2: A second entry had all three men praying in the

579
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,799
eye of the montrous storm, and a third and final entry,

580
00:28:51,839 --> 00:28:56,480
supposedly written on the fifteenth, states that the storm had

581
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:02,559
already passed and it was now calm. Okay, so how

582
00:29:02,559 --> 00:29:03,559
are they getting swept away?

583
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 3: Right? But that was the last entries to fifteenth How

584
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,119
are those baffling though? Baffling in that they don't add

585
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,359
up to why they're gone?

586
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, because, I mean the fifteenth is the last day

587
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,640
they were there, right, And they said the storm already passed.

588
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 3: Storm's God? What if it's the storm? Wrote that those entries,

589
00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:23,799
was like Storm's God, wasn't me?

590
00:29:24,359 --> 00:29:25,039
Speaker 2: I have an alibi?

591
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 3: Yeah? That storm? Storm doctor to cook the books well.

592
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 2: On hearing about the existence of these logbook entries, many

593
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,960
questioned the idea that the men had been swept out

594
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,880
to see if anyone had died. Surely whoever wrote the

595
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:42,279
fifteenth of December entry would have mentioned this. There had

596
00:29:42,319 --> 00:29:46,599
to be another explanation. What do you think it was?

597
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 3: Oh, for why there was no entry or.

598
00:29:51,359 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 2: Uh what this log book says? Like essentially, what killed them?

599
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,519
Because it wasn't the storm?

600
00:29:57,799 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 3: Oh, the logbook has an explanation for what killed them?

601
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 2: No, I'm asking you, okay, as you take a very

602
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,720
important sip.

603
00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 3: Of my soacki margarito because you can't buy liquor on

604
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:13,559
Sundays in Texas. Uh, what killed them?

605
00:30:13,759 --> 00:30:15,799
Speaker 2: Because I mean, it's clearly not the storm, right the

606
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,160
log book said, storm's gone.

607
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:27,039
Speaker 3: Ye, the hangover from the storm.

608
00:30:25,759 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 2: The sheer will to survive was too strong, Like they

609
00:30:31,359 --> 00:30:34,319
expended too much energy right surviving the storm that they

610
00:30:34,359 --> 00:30:35,119
dropped it.

611
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 3: Basically, the adrenaline was going so hard that the lack

612
00:30:39,519 --> 00:30:42,440
of adrenaline in the aftermath the shadow of it.

613
00:30:43,279 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 2: Okay, I have a easier explanation. The logbook entries were

614
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,440
injected into the story several years after Marshall, Ducat and

615
00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:56,640
MacArthur disappeared, and there's no evidence that the logbook ever existed.

616
00:30:56,759 --> 00:31:01,599
Speaker 3: Okay, would there be a logbook at a probably a lighthouse.

617
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:02,359
Speaker 2: What else you gonna do?

618
00:31:02,599 --> 00:31:05,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean like official, like you gotta say, like

619
00:31:05,039 --> 00:31:07,759
every day, what happened? I mean the people want to know.

620
00:31:07,839 --> 00:31:08,519
Speaker 2: Turn light on?

621
00:31:08,759 --> 00:31:11,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, turn light off? Like why would you make it

622
00:31:11,599 --> 00:31:15,839
like a diary too? Like today MacArthur wept for hours,

623
00:31:17,279 --> 00:31:21,480
Ducott was unusually silent. Light turned on. Seven oh two.

624
00:31:22,519 --> 00:31:26,319
Speaker 2: Ducot, you gotta spice it up, it get born if

625
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:30,480
you were just like every day yes on weather Fair

626
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:36,519
dismissing both the fake logbook entries and the fancyful tales

627
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,920
of a sea serpent and a ghost ship. What are

628
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,799
we left with? Three theories have emerged over the years

629
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,079
that seek to explain the men's disappearance. The first is

630
00:31:48,119 --> 00:31:52,559
based on the character of again William MacArthur. MacArthur was,

631
00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:55,559
by all accounts, an ill tempered man who was quick

632
00:31:55,599 --> 00:31:57,680
to settle an argument with his fist.

633
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:58,839
Speaker 3: Fucking dick.

634
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,799
Speaker 2: It has been speculated that he could have started a

635
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,319
fight on the Western Land in which led to all

636
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,240
three men fall into their desks from the cliff. I

637
00:32:11,799 --> 00:32:16,000
buy it, so not even a wave, Yeah, just they

638
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,720
get into a tussle. You know, maybe one of the

639
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,440
guys is trying to break it up, and everybody all

640
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,519
just fall off the cliff like assholes.

641
00:32:24,039 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 3: And then into the ocean and die swept away.

642
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,079
Speaker 2: Obviously, the bodies aren't gonna be found, right, although you know,

643
00:32:30,119 --> 00:32:31,279
you would think the bodies would.

644
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 3: Like something would be out there. Who knows, unless they

645
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,880
get eaten right away. Yeah.

646
00:32:37,839 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 2: The second theory is that one of the men, again

647
00:32:41,119 --> 00:32:45,519
probably MacArthur, murdered the other two, ditched their bodies into

648
00:32:45,559 --> 00:32:48,839
the sea, and then threw himself from the cliffs out

649
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:54,000
of murder suicide. Okay, that's sexier.

650
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,359
Speaker 3: It's I guess, and I mean it falls back to Arthur.

651
00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:01,440
They're banging, Yeah, they definitely bang. I think Macarthy wouldn't bottom.

652
00:33:02,119 --> 00:33:03,559
Speaker 2: Well, he's surely a top.

653
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like a douchebag top. That's just like, no

654
00:33:07,599 --> 00:33:08,640
nobody gets anything with me.

655
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, good boy, good girl, he calls them girl. Yeah,

656
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:20,000
good girl, good garter. While both theories add a level

657
00:33:20,079 --> 00:33:23,640
of bloodthirsty juiciness to the mystery, there is no evidence

658
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,839
that either a fight or murders took place. It is,

659
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:30,400
of course perfectly possible for men and confined quarters to

660
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,920
rub each other the wrong way to the point where

661
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,880
they snap and all hell breaks loose, especially when one

662
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,359
of them has a history of violence. But without bodies

663
00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:42,759
or a crime scene to examine, these two theories will

664
00:33:42,799 --> 00:33:47,279
forever remain mirror just kind of allegations.

665
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 3: I don't know how you would like prove anything here,

666
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:54,559
like it like, it's weird that that other coat wasn't there,

667
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:57,039
although is it? Because MacArthur sounds like a dickhead, So

668
00:33:57,079 --> 00:34:00,680
maybe he's like, I don't need no fucking jacket, you bitch.

669
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:01,559
Speaker 2: I'm a man.

670
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,519
Speaker 3: Yeah you Oh, it's a cold, little bitch. I'm just

671
00:34:05,559 --> 00:34:08,760
wearing my fucking sweater if I need. If I get

672
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,639
cold out there, I'll skin a goddamn sheep and put

673
00:34:11,639 --> 00:34:15,239
that wool on. And if the shepherd comes and it's

674
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,960
like you killed my sheep and took its skin, I'll

675
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,159
beat the shit out of that shepherd.

676
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 2: Dude.

677
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,079
Speaker 3: They're like, just put on that. I don't even want

678
00:34:20,079 --> 00:34:21,280
to listen to you talk. I don't care. Just put

679
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:21,880
on the jacket.

680
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 2: I'll take the wolf from the sheep and knit like

681
00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:25,360
a goddamn man.

682
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:30,119
Speaker 3: No, he's going full, just like peeling it like a banana.

683
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 2: And then just we got my byers skin.

684
00:34:34,079 --> 00:34:37,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, he's peeling his sheep and and

685
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,679
just yeah, being in it's like warm hide and they

686
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:43,559
don't kill murder. The shepherd then gets mad at him. Meanwhile,

687
00:34:43,599 --> 00:34:45,480
they're just like, oh my god, who is the guy

688
00:34:45,519 --> 00:34:48,039
that that came to the lighthouse. They were they just

689
00:34:48,039 --> 00:34:50,519
wish they were working with him. They're like, goddamn it, what.

690
00:34:50,519 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 2: The guy that was on leave?

691
00:34:51,519 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, like why I.

692
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 2: Wish we were with the fucking MacArthur Joseph Moore. Yeah,

693
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,440
they're like, what goddamn which I mean, pretty good break

694
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,360
for him.

695
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 3: Well, would it? Is it if he had replaced MacArthur? Yeah,

696
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:04,880
if he was with replacing one of the other guys,

697
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:05,360
then he's.

698
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:09,119
Speaker 2: Because we don't know, yeah, what happened. The much more

699
00:35:09,119 --> 00:35:13,239
plausible explanation is that Marshall and Duquet were swept away

700
00:35:13,559 --> 00:35:15,639
while trying to secure the supplies and equipment on the

701
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:20,400
West landing. When his colleagues failed to return, MacArthur headed

702
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,440
it out to find them, and he too perish in

703
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:23,960
the storm.

704
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 3: Okay, because we there again, there was a storm and

705
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,559
the logbooks were bullshit. Okay, so he they didn't return, Well,

706
00:35:31,599 --> 00:35:32,719
the logbook.

707
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,119
Speaker 2: Still says there's a storm. It just says it ends

708
00:35:35,119 --> 00:35:35,800
on the fifteenth.

709
00:35:36,039 --> 00:35:37,599
Speaker 3: I think you said those pages were bullshit.

710
00:35:38,559 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 2: They are it was all made up years later. Yeah,

711
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,559
but I'm saying even if they were real, yeah, it

712
00:35:44,679 --> 00:35:46,840
still mentions the storm right right, right right.

713
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 3: And again following MacArthur being the hard ass dickhead goes

714
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,239
out into the storm without his jacket, not panicked, but

715
00:35:56,559 --> 00:36:01,559
rather just jacket lets, probably shirtless because he's just like boys,

716
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,719
I don't need a fucking jacket. You know. They're they're

717
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,000
dead though, so they're not impressed.

718
00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:09,639
Speaker 2: Is that why our grandparents always like warned us to

719
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,199
not go out in the rain without a jacket.

720
00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 3: It used to kill people all the time. Actually, I

721
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,679
had to go back through our blogs on on Patreon

722
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,960
the other day because I was looking for something, and

723
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:25,199
there's a blog post I did about how we used

724
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,400
to just just like more proof that we're all just

725
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:31,400
like soft little bitches now, And it was essentially like

726
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:36,239
this story about this woman who had gone mad and

727
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:40,719
tried to kill herself by jumping into the icy ocean right,

728
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:46,280
not from a cliff from the beach, yeah, basically from

729
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,639
a pier. The fall. She didn't plan on the fall

730
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,360
killing her. She planned on getting out and just having

731
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,360
being chili and the chill, the chill, where whereas like

732
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,280
now when you're a kid, you're like the fuck up,

733
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,599
bop cool, don't just take a pill and be perfectly

734
00:37:01,639 --> 00:37:02,280
fucking fine.

735
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,559
Speaker 2: Plus you've watched enough Man versus Wild, you know how

736
00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:05,840
to survive that kind of situation.

737
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,559
Speaker 3: It's yeah, like it's there's no Yeah, you split a

738
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:10,119
turtle's throat and you live forever.

739
00:37:10,199 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you get the turtle's blood and you just

740
00:37:12,079 --> 00:37:15,320
kind of warm yourself with it. Yeah, uh like it yeah,

741
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,360
like back in the day, like it used to just

742
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,400
be like if you.

743
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:22,159
Speaker 3: Got cold on the wrong day, you might fucking die.

744
00:37:22,519 --> 00:37:25,079
And now and by the way, that chick who I'm

745
00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:27,320
talking about because I read re read the article, the

746
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,039
only reason she was even insane is because she had

747
00:37:30,079 --> 00:37:32,840
haven't had a fever for a while. So because she

748
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,840
didn't have advil, she went insane and tried to kill

749
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,079
herself with something that advil would cure.

750
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 2: The headache got me. I wanted to murder myself.

751
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 3: Like it's just like now it's literally just like I

752
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,599
take my magic pill, everything is better. Like it's just

753
00:37:50,679 --> 00:37:54,679
fucking crazy. So yeah, yeah, that they they did. They

754
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,079
did think we were insane. They that's why our grandparents

755
00:37:58,119 --> 00:37:59,440
and parents were like that, because it put it on

756
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,079
your jack. Even of the fifties, it's it's it wasn't

757
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,800
maybe the maybe like upper class, middle class kids are okay,

758
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:10,800
but there's still poor kids dying of being too chilly.

759
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:14,599
Speaker 2: Too cold. Yeah, I it's a it was a better

760
00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:15,440
time back then, though.

761
00:38:15,639 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we need to go back, need to go back,

762
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:19,400
roll back.

763
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:23,079
Speaker 2: You know, we're always talking about rolling back different sports

764
00:38:23,119 --> 00:38:28,039
like golf. Maybe, uh, football has gone too far with offense,

765
00:38:28,519 --> 00:38:32,679
like all these different kind of rule sets that make

766
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:36,079
it impossible play defense on in the game of football.

767
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,599
But what if we just roll.

768
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,559
Speaker 3: Back life soft times makes soft man.

769
00:38:39,519 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 2: We should make it harder.

770
00:38:40,599 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should only have hard times.

771
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 2: You should be able to die of sepsis at any moment.

772
00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 3: Yes, I agree with that. And not only that, you

773
00:38:50,079 --> 00:38:53,320
should be you should have to poke a hole in

774
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,880
your leg every day and rub some poo in it.

775
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,280
Speaker 2: Mm hmm yeah, I mean it doesn't have to be

776
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,239
a big hole, could just be like a kind of needle.

777
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,760
Speaker 3: Right to see if you get the sepsis. Hard times

778
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,199
make hard bet, and we just keep need to making

779
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,320
harder and harder times.

780
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 2: Does that mean they're currently having an erection anytime there's

781
00:39:12,039 --> 00:39:12,679
a hard moment.

782
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 3: I just think we yes, but I think we need more.

783
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 2: It's like you get fired from your job, you're rock hard.

784
00:39:21,679 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 3: I think everyone in this world needs a Lucky Pierre mentality,

785
00:39:26,559 --> 00:39:30,840
give and take hard and you know, fun and rough.

786
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,559
Speaker 2: Also, I mean it is soft times right now. That's

787
00:39:32,559 --> 00:39:33,760
why Testos Troun's down.

788
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 3: I guess mind, Bro, we're pushing rope, not mine. Bro.

789
00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 2: Fucking yeah, we know you're slinging, fucking slinging DNA slinging

790
00:39:45,039 --> 00:39:45,679
three dudes.

791
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 3: Let's go.

792
00:39:48,199 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 2: It's pretty gay. You had three guys come out of

793
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:50,280
your cock.

794
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,800
Speaker 3: Three guys and my wife out of your cock. Yeah?

795
00:39:58,159 --> 00:40:00,559
Am I lucky to be here? I don't know who does?

796
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,079
Probably should make a sex joke about my children. Uh,

797
00:40:03,639 --> 00:40:07,400
I don't know. Let's not yes and this anymore. We

798
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,519
went down a dead end, go back, all right?

799
00:40:10,559 --> 00:40:13,199
Speaker 2: Fine? We should all have to serve in a lighthouse. Yeah,

800
00:40:13,519 --> 00:40:15,559
I think do a tour at a light house.

801
00:40:15,559 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 3: People light house? Well, what is there is like a proposal,

802
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,360
like not a proposal, but people say sometimes like you

803
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,320
should have a certain amount of like public sir, like

804
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,920
everyone you have to do like blue.

805
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 2: College service, civil service for like a year or two

806
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,519
or something. A lot of people also say like service industry,

807
00:40:32,159 --> 00:40:32,800
so you know, oh.

808
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's always like, oh, you're a better person if

809
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,719
you work at I worked at plenty of restaurants.

810
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 2: There were plenty of dickheads that work at restaurants. Oh wow,

811
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,039
some of the career waiters usually dickheads.

812
00:40:42,079 --> 00:40:46,159
Speaker 3: Some of the worst people you can imagine work at restaurant.

813
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, easily ivied.

814
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 3: I worked with a lady who stole twenty dollars out

815
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,840
of a fourteen year old's purse that she worked with.

816
00:40:55,199 --> 00:40:58,719
I worked with drug addicts. Yeah, like I worked with

817
00:40:59,079 --> 00:41:03,920
I worked with absolute fucking like heroin addicts.

818
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 2: Oh dude.

819
00:41:04,519 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

820
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:09,199
Speaker 2: The restaurant I worked at, every every like male waiter

821
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,360
very touchy feely, very inappropriate with the female waiters.

822
00:41:12,519 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

823
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,199
Speaker 2: All the cooks were like methed out of their minds,

824
00:41:18,159 --> 00:41:20,239
just throwing pant pots and pans at each other.

825
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:20,559
Speaker 3: Yeah.

826
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 2: Oh pretty sure. Somebody got murdered at one point, or

827
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,039
at least severely injured.

828
00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:27,599
Speaker 3: Probably. I mean, it's just a fucking nightmare.

829
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,039
Speaker 2: It was not a good restaurant was a tavern. We

830
00:41:31,039 --> 00:41:32,000
weren't on the bear.

831
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:35,280
Speaker 3: Mine was two. It was called Boon Tavern was in

832
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,000
columb Well, the one that I wrote, so the one

833
00:41:38,039 --> 00:41:41,639
where the the lady stole the chicks money. That was

834
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:47,000
my high school job. And then like the restaurant I

835
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,239
worked at in high school and then the Boon Tavern

836
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,280
was in college. I worked at other restaurants too, Like

837
00:41:51,679 --> 00:41:54,840
I worked at a Qui. I worked at a quiz No's,

838
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,280
and like, these two gay dudes worked there and they

839
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,559
were banging each other. But one was like a fifty

840
00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:02,360
five year old black guy and the other was like

841
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,880
a nineteen year old little.

842
00:42:03,639 --> 00:42:05,519
Speaker 2: They're gonna be like sixteen year old dude.

843
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,800
Speaker 3: They were probably banging before he was eighteen. And they

844
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,000
would like use the Quizno's computer for personal shit all

845
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,880
the time. And I think they were like downloading porn

846
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,599
and stuff like that, which look I would do that too.

847
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,840
I'm just saying these guys were like and they were

848
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,119
like they did they did like meth and shit like that.

849
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I valet cars were supposed to plit tips.

850
00:42:25,519 --> 00:42:27,280
I was a man of honor and put everything in

851
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,760
the pot kids all the time all the especially the

852
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,360
guys who were higher up the totem pole.

853
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 3: Just oh yeah, I kind of feel like, you.

854
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 2: Know how one for you, ten for me.

855
00:42:37,159 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 3: You know how they say, like like former homeless people

856
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,360
will be like, don't give homeless people money, you know

857
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:46,119
what I mean? Yeah, they like I as a form.

858
00:42:46,119 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 2: Home, most homeless people want to be homeless.

859
00:42:49,119 --> 00:42:51,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like they're like, there's there are a lot of

860
00:42:51,039 --> 00:42:53,039
like people who were homeless who are like, you shouldn't.

861
00:42:53,159 --> 00:42:55,800
Shouldn't give people money who were on the street like that,

862
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,239
Like it doesn't help them. It just whatever. Like as

863
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,760
a former service industry worker, it does. It might make

864
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:07,239
you more appreciative of some of the people sometimes, but really,

865
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,519
like I know what happens inside of restaurants, and they're

866
00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:12,360
all just pieces of.

867
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,760
Speaker 2: Shit, mostly scumbags.

868
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 3: Look at like what the movie Waiting was like incredibly accurate.

869
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:21,039
Speaker 2: Accurate. Yeah we will.

870
00:43:21,119 --> 00:43:24,679
Speaker 3: I have fucked with people's food so many times.

871
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,679
Speaker 2: That's messed up.

872
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,079
Speaker 3: I have not.

873
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 2: I have never done even like dude, people would come

874
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:33,199
in kitchen clothes at midnight. People would come in eleven

875
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:37,039
fifty nine order food. We'd be pissed. Still, I mean,

876
00:43:37,079 --> 00:43:38,079
we didn't fuck with their food.

877
00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 3: I have never done like bodily fluid or anything horrific

878
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,039
in that way.

879
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 2: That's a statute of limitations of the past.

880
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,199
Speaker 3: I think, I know, but I haven't done that. I

881
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,639
would like like there was one time I was just like, man,

882
00:43:50,679 --> 00:43:53,320
this guy he like came in right at clothes and

883
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:53,920
ordered food.

884
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,039
Speaker 2: You like, he wants blue cheese. I'm giving them brand No.

885
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,199
I was like, this guy can order it. He's like,

886
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:00,440
you ordered a fried fish thing, which like can you dick?

887
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 3: And I just took a sharpie marker and like drew

888
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,199
a dick on the sandwich, fried it, put it on

889
00:44:06,199 --> 00:44:08,400
the bud, put all the stuff. He was never gonna

890
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,800
see it. He couldn't unless he picked the fish up.

891
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 2: And that was a win for you.

892
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, bade me eat a dick or like I don't even know,

893
00:44:16,519 --> 00:44:18,400
or there was like just also it was just like

894
00:44:18,519 --> 00:44:21,639
we're unsand we're far more unsanitary than you think, just

895
00:44:21,679 --> 00:44:24,480
in general. I remember there's one time that we just

896
00:44:24,519 --> 00:44:28,440
like clogged a toilet on accident and it started like

897
00:44:28,559 --> 00:44:31,679
leaking on out into the main back storage area of

898
00:44:31,679 --> 00:44:34,280
the restaurant. And the boss was like cheap and was

899
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,079
just like save it, save it, and we're like picking

900
00:44:36,119 --> 00:44:39,119
latus up off the fucking wet pooh ground.

901
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 2: Jesus. Uh. It was just the worst part was the

902
00:44:43,039 --> 00:44:45,519
kitchen was already clean and then you have to fire

903
00:44:45,559 --> 00:44:46,360
everything back up.

904
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,079
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well yeah, it depends on what you're cooking. I

905
00:44:49,119 --> 00:44:50,719
guess dropping something in the deep fries is not even

906
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,039
that bad.

907
00:44:51,079 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: Not bad.

908
00:44:51,519 --> 00:44:55,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just a petulant, little fucking nineteen year old.

909
00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:02,079
Speaker 2: You ordered the tea bone. Fuck. Yeah, Well, I'm a dishwasher,

910
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:03,960
the only guy left in the kitchen. I gotta fucking

911
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:08,480
make the steak. All right, Here you go, Bud, I'm sweating.

912
00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:11,519
Speaker 3: Also, one time at that fucking college job, someone straight

913
00:45:11,599 --> 00:45:16,039
up stole my north face, Like I'm a college kid.

914
00:45:16,159 --> 00:45:18,079
Speaker 2: I do remember. That was a big thing back in

915
00:45:18,079 --> 00:45:22,199
the day. Uh, you just wear you're really not even

916
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,599
nice jackets. They were like moderately priced jackets, and they

917
00:45:24,599 --> 00:45:26,800
would get you know, just copped all the time.

918
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 3: All the time because they all look the same. You

919
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,599
can't unless you literally, like a five year old, write

920
00:45:33,639 --> 00:45:34,800
your name on the tag that.

921
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,079
Speaker 2: Was part of the frat uniform.

922
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,199
Speaker 3: The north face for me when I was in school

923
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:39,800
was it was a black north face. Fleece.

924
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just said north Face.

925
00:45:41,519 --> 00:45:43,559
Speaker 3: Yep, that was it.

926
00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 2: Not a nice jacket. It's pretty whatever.

927
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 3: The originals are mid. They're really nice now and they're

928
00:45:50,519 --> 00:45:52,280
really nice back like right after that too, but like

929
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,519
the originals were pretty mid.

930
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:58,559
Speaker 2: You're just doing it for the I don't know, you're

931
00:45:58,599 --> 00:46:00,280
just living up to the stereotype.

932
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:01,599
Speaker 3: I love north Face.

933
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I know you still wear freck clothes to

934
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,400
this day, you're almost forty years old. You wear vineyard vines.

935
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's cheap and it I like the way

936
00:46:11,039 --> 00:46:14,599
it fits. I don't wear I don't wear out. I

937
00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:16,239
wear it to like work, I wear like a long

938
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:19,679
sleeved t shirt. I'm not I'm not like wearing a

939
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:24,360
whale like Oxford to fucking Christmas masks or whatever the fuck,

940
00:46:24,679 --> 00:46:26,360
or like I can't even say a date because I've

941
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,119
I've been married, but like you know what I mean,

942
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,480
I'm not not wearing a vineyard vines tied to a

943
00:46:30,519 --> 00:46:31,320
wedding in a.

944
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:35,079
Speaker 2: Month, Right. You go to a wedding zone and you're like,

945
00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:37,400
is that Brooks Brothers? And if it's not, you spit

946
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:37,760
on them.

947
00:46:38,039 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 3: Well, Brooks Bros.

948
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 2: Really dropped in quality actually so it's not really what

949
00:46:42,079 --> 00:46:44,719
he used to be. I'm very out of the loop

950
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,960
with what's uh still that.

951
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:51,599
Speaker 3: Just getting around flooring. It's never gonna be bad where.

952
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,559
Speaker 2: You get the giant polo. I can't do the giant

953
00:46:53,559 --> 00:46:56,039
polo or giant horse. Never could do the giant very

954
00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:57,960
European even though it's US Polo.

955
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,320
Speaker 3: Is it European or like Persia.

956
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,119
Speaker 2: One of the same, It's not.

957
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:07,280
Speaker 3: It's like euro trash or Persian.

958
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 2: You would always go to You would go to the outlet, though,

959
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,280
and you would get like last year's Ralph Lauren with

960
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:18,440
the the pony and the guy logo would change colors

961
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,920
and that's how you knew what year it was. But

962
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:24,760
like the style, there is no last year is Ralph Lauren?

963
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,039
Like most of it's pretty timeless.

964
00:47:27,119 --> 00:47:28,519
Speaker 3: I did ship with my wife the other day that

965
00:47:28,599 --> 00:47:30,920
she's like, I got this polo hat for so cheap

966
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,960
off Amazon because she wanted Ralph Lauren, like canvas hat

967
00:47:34,039 --> 00:47:38,559
or whatever. And she shows it to me and it's

968
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:43,599
US Polo Association, not Polo Ralph Lauren. You know that

969
00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:45,159
US Polo associates like.

970
00:47:45,079 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 2: Four horses, the giant is the Giant Horse.

971
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,079
Speaker 3: It's not a giant hors not the one there's like

972
00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:53,159
three there's three polo players instead of one. And I

973
00:47:53,199 --> 00:47:56,440
was just like, you piece of trash, like you're not

974
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,880
gonna bid Yeah, do you understand my wife? But I

975
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,280
would not.

976
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 2: I would kick you the tent right now.

977
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,280
Speaker 3: Do you understand why that was so cheap? It's because

978
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,880
it is cheap. It's because you're cheap.

979
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,199
Speaker 2: Get it? Do you have to say k Mart?

980
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like return it now. She's like the other

981
00:48:11,519 --> 00:48:13,239
ones were like twice as much, and I was like, yeah,

982
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:17,000
because those are the real ones. US Polio Association is

983
00:48:17,039 --> 00:48:20,119
like what you get at it at like a dying mall.

984
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, I only know dying malls.

985
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,280
Speaker 3: Well they're all dying now. Yeah, dude, the fucking Barton

986
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,679
Creek Mall. I wish we could maybe we could just

987
00:48:28,679 --> 00:48:30,239
like record there'd be a funny place to record a

988
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,679
show fro They just have a bar in the middle

989
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,360
of the mall, not like, oh one of the stores

990
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,000
is a bar, Like it's in the.

991
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 2: Hall cheesecake factory. Obviously you can drink there.

992
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,199
Speaker 3: Right, it is in the hallway.

993
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:42,800
Speaker 2: I get that.

994
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,679
Speaker 3: It's sweet. I kind of want to just go get

995
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,679
drunk there one day.

996
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,559
Speaker 2: They probably serve a bunch of underage kids.

997
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 3: Who else would drink there.

998
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:53,599
Speaker 2: It's got to be people I go to malls are

999
00:48:53,679 --> 00:48:56,559
old people and children teenagers. Yeah, it's gotta be by

1000
00:48:56,559 --> 00:48:59,199
the way without a car. Those bar tests to get

1001
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,440
dropped off at the Tuesdays and their moms like, we'll

1002
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,760
pick you up at ten o'clock.

1003
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I did this when I was a kid.

1004
00:49:04,199 --> 00:49:05,440
You do, They're like, what the fuck do you do?

1005
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,920
I guess we'll burn something. But like those bartenders have got.

1006
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,559
Speaker 2: To be awful. Yeah, you just go to Spencer's and

1007
00:49:10,559 --> 00:49:13,559
steal shit, stealing some mulls.

1008
00:49:13,599 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 3: Puhone.

1009
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 2: I never stole anything. I know, you're klepto. That's why

1010
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,320
I said I was a klepto.

1011
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,159
Speaker 3: Back in the day. I didn't even need the stuff.

1012
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:23,800
Not that I was like, oh.

1013
00:49:24,119 --> 00:49:26,199
Speaker 2: Your parents are lawyers, you have money.

1014
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:32,639
Speaker 3: They were very thrifty people. It's Midwestern, Catholic, Irish German.

1015
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,199
They don't. I've said this on the show before. The joke.

1016
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,079
My joke is that like if they won the lottery,

1017
00:49:38,119 --> 00:49:39,480
they wouldn't know what to do with it. We just

1018
00:49:39,519 --> 00:49:42,360
stayed a nicer holiday and I guess if on whatever

1019
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,079
vacation we went on, you would.

1020
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,639
Speaker 2: Go from the express to the actual holiday.

1021
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, like she would still be liked. The Disney World

1022
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,559
hotel prices.

1023
00:49:50,119 --> 00:49:54,039
Speaker 2: Were so high. Some of them are some of them

1024
00:49:54,039 --> 00:49:55,559
are much Nicer'd.

1025
00:49:55,039 --> 00:49:56,920
Speaker 3: Be like, Mom, you just want three hundred million dollars.

1026
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 2: Well, it's just the prices.

1027
00:49:59,199 --> 00:50:04,039
Speaker 3: There, mother, you stay rich. Yeah, mother, you've you just

1028
00:50:04,079 --> 00:50:06,559
won half of show a Tani's salary, Like you can

1029
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:07,480
afford a suite.

1030
00:50:07,519 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 2: It this the prices there ridiculous. The principle matter for

1031
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:12,800
the Yeah.

1032
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:14,760
Speaker 3: I'm like, we're like in Disney World, and I say

1033
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,519
it's because we would you would do a vacation for

1034
00:50:16,519 --> 00:50:18,719
the kids. We're like in Disney World. Like, well, let's

1035
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:20,079
just seat at this restaurant here. It's right, you know,

1036
00:50:20,079 --> 00:50:23,000
I was in Apcot that that prices at this Epcot.

1037
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 2: Sometimes it is true though, like uh my last place,

1038
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,440
I left my apartment because they wanted to raise my

1039
00:50:29,519 --> 00:50:31,199
rent another.

1040
00:50:31,159 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 3: Like rent is plummeting here.

1041
00:50:32,599 --> 00:50:35,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm like I showed them all the data, the

1042
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:41,159
statistics like every other comp to their apartments. I'm like, yeah,

1043
00:50:41,199 --> 00:50:43,760
I can afford this, but like there's no way I'm

1044
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,840
gonna pay over two thousand dollars for a one bedroom apartment, right, redulous?

1045
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,840
Like no, And I told them the funk off and

1046
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:55,079
they're like, we all know sometimes people go through financial struggles.

1047
00:50:55,079 --> 00:50:56,119
And that really pissed me off.

1048
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 3: Oh boy, we know you're a little poor bitch.

1049
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,119
Speaker 2: I'm like, that ain't the case. Yeah, but uh now

1050
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:07,880
for fuck you Yeah, so uh yeah, preserve at Travis

1051
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,280
Creak can go fuck themselves.

1052
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 3: I don't think I went to that apartment you had

1053
00:51:11,559 --> 00:51:13,320
that one, but I like your current apartment.

1054
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty dope.

1055
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 3: By the way, there were like two dudes at the

1056
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,119
pool in the middle of the day, like these two

1057
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:20,639
just like bros. It was a weekday.

1058
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 2: It's a bro heavy apartment complet They.

1059
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 3: Were just like playing a game with each other in

1060
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,920
the pool. I was like, it's not working today. I

1061
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:28,719
mean it was like noon.

1062
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 2: I think I know who did they're they're two gay guys.

1063
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,679
Speaker 3: They didn't seem gay maybe bros. Yeah, yeah, but there

1064
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:34,960
they are.

1065
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,039
Speaker 2: But they were playing chicken with each other's cocks.

1066
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 3: But I was just like, what the fuck, Like, you

1067
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,880
guys out of a jump. I mean, maybe they're working

1068
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:43,719
remote and they're just like lunch break, dude, let's go.

1069
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,159
They're like throwing a ball, like so some weird game

1070
00:51:46,199 --> 00:51:49,199
with a ball the pool. Well, let's go play fucking

1071
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,639
what is a table hockey but in the pool or

1072
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,079
like it was just some weird thing like that.

1073
00:51:55,599 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 2: I used to fuck with floor hockey. Floor hockey was

1074
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,159
the best rocks. Yeah, I'll play four hockey right now.

1075
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:04,639
Speaker 3: Yeah. Fuck, let's we're done. Thanks listeners of We're gonna

1076
00:52:04,679 --> 00:52:06,800
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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, the real reason for the disappearance is get

1134
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:07,000
back to it. Of James Decat, Thomas Marshall, and William

1135
00:55:07,039 --> 00:55:10,960
MacArthur was and probably will never be solved. There was

1136
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,360
no official to this day.

1137
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:13,559
Speaker 3: I thought you're about to reveal it.

1138
00:55:13,639 --> 00:55:18,079
Speaker 2: No official was no official reasoning for their death. Uh,

1139
00:55:18,199 --> 00:55:22,119
it is still an open investigation. What is your belief?

1140
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:23,800
What say you, Rob Fox?

1141
00:55:24,119 --> 00:55:28,079
Speaker 3: I love the theory. It's probably not true that they

1142
00:55:28,079 --> 00:55:31,480
were all three, that MacArthur started a fight and they

1143
00:55:31,519 --> 00:55:33,199
all three just accidentally fell off.

1144
00:55:33,079 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 2: A cliff into the ocean, I know, especially if you're

1145
00:55:35,679 --> 00:55:37,920
breaking up the fight. Yeah, or if it was like

1146
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,840
a two one one. They're duken there, like we've had

1147
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:40,519
enough your ship.

1148
00:55:40,639 --> 00:55:44,159
Speaker 3: MacArthur like he they all three everywhere going out somewhere.

1149
00:55:44,159 --> 00:55:47,559
It's cold as fuck, and MacArthur's just like you two

1150
00:55:47,639 --> 00:55:52,559
bitches with your jacket on, you cold little baby, little

1151
00:55:52,559 --> 00:55:54,559
bitch baby cold both to you.

1152
00:55:55,079 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 2: I guess what is the relevance of the food still

1153
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:03,039
being half eaten? Chair flipped over? Fight started there?

1154
00:56:03,119 --> 00:56:06,679
Speaker 3: I mean, that's what that means. It's a storm. It

1155
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:10,320
was a storm because they something happened and they had

1156
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:11,679
to get up quick and do something.

1157
00:56:12,559 --> 00:56:16,559
Speaker 2: The light went out. I maybe now they go get supplied.

1158
00:56:16,599 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 3: They had to go run down to the to the

1159
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:20,320
light bulbs, the light bulb shed, which is on the

1160
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,599
other side of the island, right next to the worst

1161
00:56:22,599 --> 00:56:23,400
part of the ocean.

1162
00:56:23,639 --> 00:56:26,239
Speaker 2: Right, It's like, oh, how can we make this as

1163
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:27,320
inconvenient as possible?

1164
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 3: Yet, well, they got to do something otherwise you're just

1165
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:30,639
sitting around all day.

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Speaker 2: You're right, you know, it gives you purpose. It's like,

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gives me an extra thing during the day.

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Speaker 3: Let's their boss feel like they're paying them for something,

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you know, like not wasting there.

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Speaker 2: It's not a big island.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to look at the picture

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that island.

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Speaker 2: It's exactly what you think, though.

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Speaker 3: I know, because it really is.

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Speaker 2: Like I mean, how many times have you watched bansheese

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of in a shearing every day.

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Speaker 3: Fall asleep to it?

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Speaker 2: It's much smaller than that.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean, it's I don't even know where

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they would go. Why would everything not be stored right

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there in the only building.

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Speaker 2: I like to believe it was the ghost ship. Okay,

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00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,840
I think they got scooped up by skeletons.

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Speaker 3: That would be sweet. I'm I'm here for that, certainly.

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Speaker 2: Are you just looking at the lighthouse.

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Speaker 3: I'm looking at the this The lighthouse has like two.

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Speaker 2: Paths, state of the art, one year old white house.

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Speaker 3: So it's got two paths, and.

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Speaker 2: Which one's less taken?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it does really split like that too. I don't

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see any sheep though, I don't know it's I just don't.

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Speaker 2: They also got swept up, by the way, Yeah.

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00:57:44,519 --> 00:57:47,639
Speaker 3: All the sheep got taken too. Yeah, everything everything's gone.

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Speaker 2: That's gonna be hell. What if the sheep being a

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sheep in a massive storm?

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Speaker 3: Right where the fuck you go? Nowhere? Probably next to.

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Speaker 2: The hunkered down Yeah, just hope your your wall is

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00:57:58,639 --> 00:58:01,159
long enough. So how did sheep survive so long without us?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: Have you seen a like unkept sheep?

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Speaker 3: I'm sure they do.

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Speaker 2: They're in pain. The shit like grows over their heads

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and they're.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's probably an evolutionary thing. And also I don't know,

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they probably rubbed up against trees or some bullshit.

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00:58:18,159 --> 00:58:20,199
Speaker 2: Or we've always just been best friends with sheep.

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00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 3: Maybe, I mean we probably domesticate sheep in prehistory before writing.

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Actually not, probably, we absolutely did, so.

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Speaker 2: They just relied on us to cut it. That's a

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weird thing.

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Speaker 3: But it's weird. It's weird.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, because there's always like a one of

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the you know, sheep get out, they get lost in

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the wild for like three or four years, and they

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stumble back and they're just there's just a big old pile.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's literally exactly what I just said. Uh,

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I just googled how do wild cheep shed their wool?

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They rub against trees, rocks and other objects. So the

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sheep that you see that are like overgrown like that,

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they're probably intentionally overgrown, maybe to get wool, or they

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don't have a.

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Speaker 2: Rock or tree or whatever. Maybe they want attention or

1223
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:03,519
they're yeah.

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Speaker 3: Little little drama queens. Yeah. Uh, who is today's Hitler ambiguity?

1225
00:59:13,559 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 2: What about the giant sea bird or the sea serpent?

1226
00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 3: I hope a seabird killed them?

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00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 2: Were the people that made up the log book.

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Speaker 3: The logbook whatever. Actually, no, it's that ship's captain who

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made the one guy go alone onto a mystery island

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because he worked there.

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00:59:30,159 --> 00:59:33,039
Speaker 2: But like, we don't know what's happening right now, but yeah,

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you go do it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the ship's cat.

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00:59:34,719 --> 00:59:37,760
Speaker 2: We're not gonna we're not gonna risk any other men

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on this boat.

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00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:41,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my hitler. He's like, you're not on this cruise.

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Speaker 2: He's essentially saying you're expendable.

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00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,039
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that's my that's my hitler. Fuck that guy,

1239
00:59:45,079 --> 00:59:45,679
that's a dick.

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00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:49,719
Speaker 2: Uh, what you learned today?

1241
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:55,599
Speaker 3: If anything that the that the I mean, I guess

1242
00:59:55,639 --> 00:59:59,320
I kind of already knew that shepherds were superstitious people.

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01:00:02,119 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 2: I we're not gonna go there at night.

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01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:08,119
Speaker 3: It's so so funny. We gotta get out before sundown.

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01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,639
Speaker 2: Can you imagine that? Just run into like a rowboat.

1246
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 3: Like the sun's just setting. I don't really know. I mean,

1247
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,119
I learned every all of this today, but I don't

1248
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really know that I learned.

1249
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 2: Anything that's a you know, it's a story.

1250
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 3: Story. This is a story.

1251
01:00:27,039 --> 01:00:27,719
Speaker 2: That's what this is.

1252
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:28,360
Speaker 3: Uh.

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01:00:28,159 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Halloween horror nizes is for exactly. I just imagine,

1254
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:33,760
you know, they had their lanterns out.

1255
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 3: Oh there was a great lantern game next ahead. In

1256
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,679
a way that only makes sense for camera, like, this

1257
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,519
is not a natural way to hold I just want

1258
01:00:44,519 --> 01:00:48,199
everyone to know what I'm doing right now. This isn't natural.

1259
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:51,800
This is like, this is the cup, This isn't This

1260
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:55,119
feels bad on my arm. It's rigid.

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01:00:55,239 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 2: It's usually right in movies, it's right in their face, right,

1262
01:00:58,679 --> 01:01:00,719
and it does. Yeah, it feels like it would block

1263
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:01,960
anything they would see.

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01:01:02,199 --> 01:01:04,519
Speaker 3: Right, It's it's not how you do it.

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01:01:04,559 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 2: Also, the light right in your eye, it's not how

1266
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:12,400
you do it. Not ideal. I know it's probably aesthetically

1267
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appeasing to the viewer.

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01:01:14,199 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 3: For camera. Yeahs for camera, Yeah, it's kind of.

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01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 2: I mean when you're driving to it's the same thing, right,

1270
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:25,679
when you drive it's actually like this. Yeah, you're not

1271
01:01:25,719 --> 01:01:30,000
all over the fucking road, right. But that's all I

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01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,639
got today. Thank you for tuning in again. Patreon, dot

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01:01:32,639 --> 01:01:37,320
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1274
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,880
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01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:43,480
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01:01:43,519 --> 01:01:46,679
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1277
01:01:46,719 --> 01:01:51,280
you can eat content boom. But yeah, thanks for tuning in.

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01:01:51,679 --> 01:01:53,800
Next week, hopefully we have a guest. Well, we'll see.

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01:01:54,159 --> 01:01:56,440
We've reached out to a couple people that haven't been

1280
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on the show before.

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01:01:57,039 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 3: Actually yes, one was sick. Another like he was.

1282
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 2: Gonna come this week but he had COVID. I think

1283
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:06,400
that is what he said.

1284
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,239
Speaker 3: What a good excuse to get out of anything.

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01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 2: It was a great excuse.

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01:02:10,199 --> 01:02:12,199
Speaker 3: No one's gonna question it, even people who were like

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01:02:12,239 --> 01:02:13,519
coded bullshit.

1288
01:02:13,239 --> 01:02:15,199
Speaker 2: Like they're starting like I don't want to guess sick.

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01:02:15,159 --> 01:02:17,119
Speaker 3: I don't or though that, or they'll be like I

1290
01:02:17,159 --> 01:02:18,519
don't want to get into it with that guy.

1291
01:02:18,599 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 2: So yeah, find just do your thing.

1292
01:02:20,559 --> 01:02:21,119
Speaker 3: Yeah whatever.

1293
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:27,599
Speaker 2: We make sure to follow us at software history on Instagram,

1294
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,920
and uh leave a five star review on Apple and

1295
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:33,679
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1296
01:02:33,719 --> 01:02:37,039
if you can. That moves us up to the charts. And yeah,

1297
01:02:37,039 --> 01:02:40,400
that's all I got for today. So Rob Fox, I'm

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01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,880
damn regester and you just got saw served.