1 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. 2 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:08,759 Speaker 2: I am Chris, and I'm dead and my eternal punishment 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,480 is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in 4 00:00:11,519 --> 00:00:14,480 the afterlife, and I'm joined as always by the younger 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:15,880 brother of Satan Clayton. 6 00:00:16,199 --> 00:00:20,079 Speaker 3: Whoa yeah, oh man, big episode. Oh I'm bouncing off 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,559 the walls today. You see my peping my step when 8 00:00:22,559 --> 00:00:25,160 I walked into this hot today. 9 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,199 Speaker 1: So excited for today's episode. 10 00:00:27,239 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 2: Dude, what do we have going on? 11 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 3: Okay, well, I wanted to keep this a surprise from 12 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,439 you because you're in your eternal punishment after life and 13 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:36,759 it's good to torture you. But the smile I get 14 00:00:36,799 --> 00:00:39,679 from a Chris's face after I reveal a big surprise, 15 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,280 you know, whether it be just a big sloppy turn 16 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,920 in his bed sheets, I do love this. 17 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:44,359 Speaker 1: Yeah. 18 00:00:44,399 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 3: We're like a kind little birthday gift, you know, like 19 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:47,560 a big turn. 20 00:00:47,759 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 1: Big turn. Yeah. 21 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 3: But like sometimes I like to treat Chris. I don't know, 22 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,119 it's I love seeing the glimmer in Chris's eye. So 23 00:00:53,439 --> 00:00:55,039 I got a big surprise for you today, Chris, do 24 00:00:55,079 --> 00:00:56,079 you want to take any guesses? 25 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,039 Speaker 1: We got a big guest. 26 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 3: We got big guests, plural big guests, yeah. 27 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,399 Speaker 1: I can't hold back the secret anymore. 28 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 3: We're dipping our toes for the first time or hooks 29 00:01:05,439 --> 00:01:09,040 or hoves into music. Chris, I don't want to freak 30 00:01:09,079 --> 00:01:10,680 you out, but I'm thinking we might try something a 31 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,680 little bit different for this episode and maybe just for 32 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:13,920 future episodes going forward. 33 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,799 Speaker 1: You know, normally we do talk show interviews and have 34 00:01:15,879 --> 00:01:18,000 people come in and, oh, tell me about your fucking 35 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,439 life boo. Yeah yeah yeah. 36 00:01:19,439 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 3: But like I was thinking, what if we were like 37 00:01:21,519 --> 00:01:24,159 a venue for like musical guests, right. 38 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,799 Speaker 2: So, like they'd play a concert. 39 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they've come in, they play us live, and 40 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,239 then we could be kind of like Jimmy Kimmel or 41 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:32,519 like that fucking terrible guy that was on SNL that 42 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,400 isn't funny, but he has a show for some reason. 43 00:01:34,439 --> 00:01:37,040 He like humanized Donald Trump. Was that guy's name, Jimmy 44 00:01:37,079 --> 00:01:38,079 Fammy Fallon. 45 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: That's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 46 00:01:39,079 --> 00:01:40,519 Speaker 3: So we're gonna be like, then we we'll have a 47 00:01:40,599 --> 00:01:42,760 musical guest and then we'll interview them and it's gonna 48 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,879 be really okay, Yeah, that's awesome. 49 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,439 Speaker 2: So we're gonna start having a musical component to the show. 50 00:01:47,519 --> 00:01:47,879 Speaker 1: I think. 51 00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 3: So if this goes well, and I think host crossed. 52 00:01:50,519 --> 00:01:51,239 I think it's gonna be. 53 00:01:51,239 --> 00:01:51,719 Speaker 1: Great, Chris. 54 00:01:51,719 --> 00:01:53,239 Speaker 2: I think it's gonna see how it couldn't all right? 55 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 1: Who do you got booked? Well, Chris? Is it Elvis? Yeah? Elvis? No, no, no, 56 00:01:57,359 --> 00:01:59,280 let me get is it Bach? No, it's not Bok 57 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:00,000 it's not Boxing. 58 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 3: Stop guessing. Your guesses are really Buddy Holly. It's not 59 00:02:02,359 --> 00:02:04,359 Buddy Holly. Shut the fuck up, Chris. Okay, you're bringing 60 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,159 down the moon. So it's not those guys. Okay, Hey, 61 00:02:07,359 --> 00:02:10,400 if you're feeling lonely, you know what I'm here waiting 62 00:02:10,439 --> 00:02:11,560 for you. 63 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,879 Speaker 1: You know you know that song? Right? Yeah, you do. 64 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,080 Speaker 3: You're a fucking hipster guy. What is it early two thousands. 65 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:21,719 I'm just across. I'm just a waiter from you. 66 00:02:21,719 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: You know that. 67 00:02:22,159 --> 00:02:24,199 Speaker 2: I think so that sounds it's the lyrics are taking 68 00:02:24,199 --> 00:02:25,919 me out, Chris to the ball game. 69 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,039 Speaker 4: No, you're fucking more on. 70 00:02:27,159 --> 00:02:29,520 Speaker 1: It's Franz Ferdinane, the band. Franz Ferdinan. 71 00:02:29,719 --> 00:02:33,199 Speaker 3: Oh, come on in, guys, let's play a song the 72 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:33,840 rock band. 73 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, Franz Ernan, Yeah, come on in guys. 74 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:40,479 Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, hey, mine's the right place. 75 00:02:40,759 --> 00:02:41,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, we just booked you. 76 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 4: Yes, someone came and got me and I'm here now. 77 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,840 I'm not sure I was watching Fallon. Oh okay, it's 78 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,240 the one show where allowed it is? 79 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 1: It is terrible. Are you like the agents? Yeah? 80 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:53,319 Speaker 2: Where are the other? 81 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:54,919 Speaker 4: Is the agent for the. 82 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,080 Speaker 2: Band Franz Ferdinand, Fritz Fernand the band? 83 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 4: Yes, I am Franz Ferdinand. 84 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,759 Speaker 2: Where the other members of your band. 85 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:02,360 Speaker 4: As a members? 86 00:03:02,479 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: Were your instruments? 87 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,319 Speaker 4: I do not play any instruments. 88 00:03:05,479 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 1: Oh uh, okay, look, Chris. 89 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,800 Speaker 4: Chris, I signed documents these types of things. 90 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:14,599 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, who's this fucking Schwarzenegger impersonator? 91 00:03:14,599 --> 00:03:17,039 Speaker 1: Who is this your Franz Ferdinant? 92 00:03:17,199 --> 00:03:17,479 Speaker 4: Yeah? 93 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:23,599 Speaker 2: Oh the other Franz Ferdinant Clayton Clayton, what clerical error? 94 00:03:23,879 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 1: No? No, no, what is this like Werner hertzog? What is 95 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:26,960 going on here? No? 96 00:03:27,159 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 2: It's Franz Ferdinand from Austria Hungary. 97 00:03:30,159 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 4: I don't yes, yes, this is the one. Okay, this 98 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,319 one is smart. Is Austria Hungary a band? Are they 99 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,879 like a cover band for Franz Ferdinand? 100 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 1: I'm not following. 101 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,159 Speaker 2: No? No, Austria Hungary the Empire? 102 00:03:40,319 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 4: Okay, we're very big. 103 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm I'm sorry. Was this like a mistake, Archduke 104 00:03:45,719 --> 00:03:49,919 Franz Ferdinand. Yes, no, I'm looking for the band Franz Verne. Okay, 105 00:03:49,919 --> 00:03:52,560 all right, pause, time out. What the fuck is happening? 106 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:54,639 Because Chris, you got a rock on right now? You 107 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,599 got a heart on something? Is this like a historic guy? 108 00:03:57,879 --> 00:03:58,439 Speaker 1: Who are you? 109 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,879 Speaker 2: He's pretty important figure in history? 110 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,439 Speaker 1: Right? I've never heard of you. I'm sorry, sir, I've 111 00:04:03,439 --> 00:04:05,039 never heard of you. What do you do? What was 112 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:05,520 your work? 113 00:04:05,719 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 4: I was very important in Austria and Hungary until yeah, 114 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,960 well until I died, of course, and came here, and 115 00:04:13,199 --> 00:04:16,600 unfortunately no one now probably knows who I am. 116 00:04:16,759 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, just. 117 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,439 Speaker 2: Wonder No, no, everyone knows who you are. 118 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:22,519 Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I'm just really yeah, so let me give 119 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:26,240 you from my work in so he does it for everyone? 120 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:26,480 Speaker 2: Sorry? 121 00:04:26,519 --> 00:04:27,519 Speaker 1: What were you saying? Sorry? 122 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 4: From my work in modernizing the military or something else? 123 00:04:31,759 --> 00:04:33,959 Speaker 2: Yeah, not exactly. Military is involved? 124 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:34,439 Speaker 4: Really? 125 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:35,079 Speaker 2: Yeah? 126 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:35,959 Speaker 1: Any other guesses? 127 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:40,759 Speaker 4: Oh? I loved cars if I married a woman under 128 00:04:40,759 --> 00:04:42,040 my station in life? 129 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, why are you dressed that way? 130 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,600 Speaker 3: Because you don't look like you come from an era 131 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,120 of car I know nothing about you. 132 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,439 Speaker 1: Frans Fernan. I'm so sorry. 133 00:04:48,439 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 3: I know that you have a sick band named after 134 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:54,879 youstic Otherwise you just are wearing this really weird paramilitary 135 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,839 garb that looks like it's from anywhere from the fourteen to. 136 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,439 Speaker 1: The eighteen hundreds. I don't what is this, Chris? 137 00:05:00,519 --> 00:05:00,839 Speaker 2: Okay? 138 00:05:00,879 --> 00:05:04,519 Speaker 1: Well, Franz Ferdinand Okay, yeah, he started World War One? 139 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,240 Oh what? Yeah? You started World War One. 140 00:05:07,639 --> 00:05:10,079 Speaker 4: I don't recall starting any world wars. 141 00:05:10,199 --> 00:05:12,319 Speaker 3: Wait, this is the guy, the guy that got fucking 142 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,399 and then everything I did get to bam, bam bam. 143 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 1: Yes. 144 00:05:15,879 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't know anything beyond that though no 145 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:18,879 one told you no. 146 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,360 Speaker 4: I've been here watching Fallon. 147 00:05:20,959 --> 00:05:21,519 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 148 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,319 Speaker 3: Okay, all right, this episode sturting around. Wow, so we've 149 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,240 got to catch you up on a couple of things. 150 00:05:26,319 --> 00:05:32,199 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, very well. How is Austria Hungary well thriving. 151 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,480 We'll get to that under my modern military. 152 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:35,519 Speaker 1: Yeah. 153 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,519 Speaker 3: So, actually, before we get into like what happens in 154 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:41,319 the aftermath of you getting blown away, can you just 155 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,240 tell us about your day, like, what was the last 156 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:45,000 day on earth Link? Yeah, and then when from there 157 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:45,680 we can go on. 158 00:05:45,959 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 4: The last day was fantastic. We drove around all day. 159 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,000 People were throwing bombs at me. Yeah, yeah, all day long. 160 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,800 It was fantastic. It was so much fun. Yeah, okay, 161 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,920 Sarahjevo a city where nothing bad has ever happened. 162 00:05:59,199 --> 00:06:02,279 Speaker 2: Well, I have a question for you, Archduke France. Yes, 163 00:06:02,399 --> 00:06:06,279 should I just call you Duke? Archduke France fran fran 164 00:06:06,759 --> 00:06:07,120 is fine? 165 00:06:07,199 --> 00:06:09,560 Speaker 4: Okay, no, just Fran you can drop the z Okay. 166 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,240 Speaker 3: I'm glad we don't have to call March Duke, because 167 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,040 that's what I call when I take a massive taco 168 00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:14,600 bellshit drop an Archduke? 169 00:06:14,639 --> 00:06:15,079 Speaker 1: Am I right? 170 00:06:15,439 --> 00:06:18,480 Speaker 2: So you're heir to the throne of Austria Hungary, right, 171 00:06:18,759 --> 00:06:22,959 very much so. And the Serbian people hated you, right, yes, yes, 172 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:23,360 of course. 173 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 1: Wait, you're so casual about that. What's up with that? 174 00:06:26,639 --> 00:06:28,399 Is this accepted the sibs. 175 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:32,839 Speaker 4: They don't like anyone. Yeah, they're Obama people. Yes, oh okay. 176 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:36,040 Speaker 2: And you decided to go and drive around in the 177 00:06:36,399 --> 00:06:37,920 Slavic States, right. 178 00:06:37,959 --> 00:06:41,079 Speaker 4: Of course, Just to put myself out there, say in Bosnia. 179 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:43,759 In Bosnia, of course, another place where nothing bad's ever 180 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:48,439 happened or will happen, zero genocide. I like to see them, 181 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,720 let them know I'm here. They cannot get rid of me. 182 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,000 I'm here to stay and that kind of thing. 183 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,480 Speaker 3: Was this like a victory lap, like you're flipping the 184 00:06:55,519 --> 00:06:57,720 double birds and you're saying, ah, I'm your leader now, 185 00:06:57,839 --> 00:06:59,800 or was it like you're trying to like be a 186 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:00,680 man to the people. 187 00:07:00,839 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 1: What was the motive there with this little joy ride? 188 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 4: You know, it's been a long time, but it could 189 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:10,319 have gone either way, honestly, depending on my mood that day. 190 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:11,279 Speaker 1: It's very noncommittal. 191 00:07:11,319 --> 00:07:12,879 Speaker 4: Okay, it's been so long, but. 192 00:07:12,879 --> 00:07:15,560 Speaker 2: You knew that the people hated you there, right, yes, 193 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,759 So why did you go driving around? 194 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:20,079 Speaker 1: And convertible to be more precise, Yeah. 195 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 4: If you had access to a car, are you telling 196 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,560 me you wouldn't go for a little drive? 197 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,319 Speaker 1: Okay, you got me there, friends Bernan, you got me there. 198 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:30,439 Speaker 4: These things are extraordinary. There's no horse, Yeah, it drives 199 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,079 of its own will. So it's just a joy ride. Yes, 200 00:07:33,199 --> 00:07:34,959 of course, it's beautiful. 201 00:07:34,519 --> 00:07:35,160 Speaker 1: Fair fair. 202 00:07:35,399 --> 00:07:38,959 Speaker 4: So you're driving around my driver, I don't drive. 203 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 2: Sorry, of course, not no, no, and an assassin throws 204 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:46,399 a bomb and it bounces off your car and explodes, yes, 205 00:07:46,519 --> 00:07:48,199 under another vehicle a horse. 206 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,000 Speaker 1: You're getting bombed. 207 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 4: The other vehicle was a horse. 208 00:07:51,319 --> 00:07:53,759 Speaker 1: A horse. Okay, well it's been a long time. 209 00:07:53,839 --> 00:07:56,879 Speaker 3: You're in like a real world Mario card situation where 210 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:00,399 people are throwing redshells at you and you're still going around. Driver, 211 00:08:00,519 --> 00:08:02,240 you didn't feel like, hey, maybe we should call it, 212 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,199 maybe we should go home? 213 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 4: Is Mario? We have a game Boy with Doctor Mario, 214 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,920 but that is our only game? Is this the Mario? 215 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:10,519 Speaker 2: Yeah? 216 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a whole franchise. 217 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 3: But you didn't think to just call it quits after 218 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:14,839 the first bomb. 219 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, no, No, when you're in my line of work, 220 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:21,399 this is happening all day, every day and again. When 221 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,279 you have access to an automobile, you must use it 222 00:08:24,319 --> 00:08:27,560 to its fullest. I mean especially convertible, a convertible especially 223 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:32,240 hair down. Sorry the hair is up, the roof is down. 224 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, of course. 225 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,840 Speaker 4: It's such a rare treat. And my deposit. If I 226 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,399 brought it back early, I would have lost my deposit. Okay, 227 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:42,559 I see it was a rental gotcha hats and rental 228 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:45,080 cars back hats hats, that makes sense. 229 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,519 Speaker 1: Frans burn in hairts. 230 00:08:46,279 --> 00:08:48,840 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yes, yes, they throw a bomb at 231 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,679 bounce off your car, and you're like, well that was lucky, 232 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:52,039 and you. 233 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 4: Just what are the chances? 234 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,399 Speaker 2: What did your wife think? 235 00:08:54,519 --> 00:08:55,360 Speaker 1: Did she say anything? 236 00:08:56,159 --> 00:09:00,559 Speaker 4: You know, she's shining and crying and saying, oh, Franz h, 237 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,879 this is so scary. I don't want to get bombed. 238 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,039 As you know, she was beneath my station. I said, 239 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,360 I outrank you. You mentioned that. 240 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, you've made a point of saying that twice. 241 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,799 Speaker 4: Now. Yes, yes, I'm sure you're a great husband. Yes, 242 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,039 I was a wonderful husband. But sometimes when you marry 243 00:09:15,039 --> 00:09:18,480 a peasant woman, she wasn't a peasant. Of course, I'm exaggerating, 244 00:09:18,519 --> 00:09:20,759 but this is what you married. In two You're gonna 245 00:09:20,799 --> 00:09:23,519 have bombs thrown at you from time to time. You 246 00:09:23,639 --> 00:09:26,440 just have to chill yeah, okay, chill out and get 247 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,360 comfortable with it. 248 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,279 Speaker 3: So you just kind of like boom flipped it like 249 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,879 this is your problem, not mine. Yes, exactly, you're the 250 00:09:31,879 --> 00:09:33,399 one that's being crazy exactly. 251 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:34,080 Speaker 1: Okay. 252 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,320 Speaker 4: What I said at first was no, that didn't happen. 253 00:09:36,399 --> 00:09:37,399 There was no explosion. 254 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:39,799 Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, guessole. 255 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:43,080 Speaker 2: Okay, yes, yes, so bomb goes off. You're like, all right, 256 00:09:43,159 --> 00:09:44,960 keep on. Your driver gets. 257 00:09:44,759 --> 00:09:46,879 Speaker 4: Lost, Well, I had a short cut I told him 258 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,679 to take. Oh yes, it was taking too long, and 259 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,720 I wanted to see there was a gift shop. Oh 260 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:54,879 that had those little spoons. Oh it says your name. 261 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,960 And I could not find friends. So I'm looking, I'm looking, 262 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:02,080 I'm looking, and in the time between, another horse explodes. 263 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,279 Oh oh in the street. 264 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,960 Speaker 1: Wow. Was this like a random combustion or was it 265 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,399 another bomb? I'm confused here. 266 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,799 Speaker 4: We don't know. I didn't look into it. I just 267 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,360 assume peasants doing peasant things, you know. 268 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:12,879 Speaker 1: Yeah. 269 00:10:12,919 --> 00:10:16,360 Speaker 4: Sometimes a horse pops so we couldn't go that way, 270 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:18,919 so we had to go around and take a different route. 271 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,279 Speaker 1: And then your car broke down, right. 272 00:10:21,399 --> 00:10:24,799 Speaker 4: Yes, I was trying to show my wife the suspension, 273 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,720 how good it can feel, you know, in a car. 274 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,639 It's because a horse is up and down and up 275 00:10:28,679 --> 00:10:31,559 and down. So I'm jumping. I'm jumping. I'm jumping. You're 276 00:10:31,639 --> 00:10:34,200 jumping in it, yes, and I'm telling everyone jump, jump 277 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:38,600 everyone jump. Show my dim wife scared of everything. Yeah, 278 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:39,480 and then pop. 279 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,799 Speaker 3: You're jumping where you're jumping for joy because you found 280 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,120 the spoon with Frans on it. 281 00:10:43,159 --> 00:10:44,879 Speaker 1: We got a lot to get to, but I'm curious 282 00:10:44,879 --> 00:10:45,799 about the spoon though. 283 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,320 Speaker 4: No, I could not find Fran I found Fred Oh, 284 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:52,600 which close enough. Yeah, it's not the same, but close enough. 285 00:10:52,759 --> 00:10:54,000 Speaker 1: Chris doesn't have to worry about that. 286 00:10:54,039 --> 00:10:58,360 Speaker 3: He can get Chris always anywhere, little license plates, key. 287 00:10:58,279 --> 00:11:01,840 Speaker 1: Chains, Yeah, Clayton, little bit more hidden, miss but man France, 288 00:11:01,879 --> 00:11:02,799 that must be a tough one. 289 00:11:02,919 --> 00:11:06,919 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, especially outside of the Austrian Hungarian Empire, which 290 00:11:07,159 --> 00:11:08,039 still going strong. 291 00:11:08,159 --> 00:11:09,879 Speaker 1: We'll get to that. Yeah, you mentioned that, we'll get 292 00:11:09,879 --> 00:11:10,080 to that. 293 00:11:10,159 --> 00:11:11,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, very well. 294 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:11,799 Speaker 1: Uh huh. 295 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,879 Speaker 2: So you're jumping in an area where people want to 296 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,480 kill you? Yes, and then the car stops? 297 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:17,720 Speaker 1: Right? 298 00:11:18,159 --> 00:11:18,960 Speaker 2: What happened next? 299 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:23,519 Speaker 4: I began beating my driver. I say, drive, drive more on. 300 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, but the car wasn't working. 301 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,440 Speaker 1: I think it's more of the car's problem, not the driver. 302 00:11:27,919 --> 00:11:31,320 Speaker 4: Nevertheless, a car is a vessel for those who ride. 303 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:35,399 I'm not a philosopher, but someone must be blamed. I see, Okay, 304 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:37,679 not you, No, of course, not am I driving? 305 00:11:37,879 --> 00:11:38,039 Speaker 1: No? 306 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:42,200 Speaker 4: Right, didn't even have my gloves. I beat my driver. Okay, 307 00:11:42,399 --> 00:11:44,320 you say I can do nothing. I can't do anything. 308 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,519 Speaker 2: So then what was then? 309 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:46,000 Speaker 4: Biden? 310 00:11:46,159 --> 00:11:46,480 Speaker 1: Bang? 311 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,360 Speaker 4: And I wake up and I'm watching Fallon. 312 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,919 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so just to give you a little 313 00:11:52,039 --> 00:11:55,120 contact that first assassinent threw the bomb, messed up. Then 314 00:11:55,159 --> 00:11:57,600 there was another assassin, but they shot up late. 315 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:58,679 Speaker 4: Oh to work. 316 00:11:58,799 --> 00:12:00,240 Speaker 1: Well, I guess, I don't know. Can you you call 317 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,480 assassination work? I guess if you're geting paid for. 318 00:12:02,519 --> 00:12:04,879 Speaker 2: I think these was more pro bono the game. 319 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,879 Speaker 3: Yeah, these were just like dudes that were just doing 320 00:12:06,919 --> 00:12:07,879 it for the love of the game. 321 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:11,000 Speaker 1: From recollection. Yeah. Yeah. 322 00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:15,159 Speaker 3: So this guy I think his name was It's not 323 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:19,039 important gav Rillo. Yeah, I mean, what are you? 324 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:21,919 Speaker 2: Carl Gavrillo showed up late and was like, dang, I 325 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,559 missed my big shot. So he just went to a 326 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,919 cafe and was hanging out and then yeah, lo and. 327 00:12:27,879 --> 00:12:30,639 Speaker 1: Behold you roll up not lovely for you friends. 328 00:12:30,879 --> 00:12:33,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, you roll up on the wrong route where you're 329 00:12:33,799 --> 00:12:35,799 not supposed to be and then your. 330 00:12:35,639 --> 00:12:36,480 Speaker 1: Car breaks down. 331 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,559 Speaker 4: Yeah, and then bang. 332 00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:40,480 Speaker 2: Gavrillo was like, well, this is my shot, yeah, or 333 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:41,759 your shot that killed you. 334 00:12:42,039 --> 00:12:44,960 Speaker 3: Michael Jordan says, you miss under pursuit of the shots 335 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,240 that you don't take, and he took. 336 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,879 Speaker 1: I guess he got two shots on you. 337 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,120 Speaker 4: So pop pops the last thing I hear. 338 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, you died, bummer, What do you think happened after that? 339 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, actually, no, this is a fun game. 340 00:12:54,519 --> 00:12:56,559 Speaker 3: Let's do some like mad libs, Like what do you 341 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:58,960 think happens for the rest of the world. 342 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:03,840 Speaker 2: For context, it's been about geeze hundred years, right, you fucking. 343 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,840 Speaker 4: It's been one hundred years, two hundred years, one hundred years. 344 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:12,960 Speaker 3: What day is it's been over one hundred years, one 345 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,759 hundred years? 346 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's amazing. Wow. 347 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,600 Speaker 2: So what do you think has happened in that time? 348 00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:18,000 Speaker 1: Yeah? 349 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:23,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, a bit flying cause the horse is done for entirely. 350 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,879 Speaker 3: Yeah, but like, let's go broaderly, just like we know 351 00:13:25,919 --> 00:13:28,200 you like cars, but yeah, yeah, I know you're a 352 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,679 big cars guy. Let's like move on from cars. What 353 00:13:30,759 --> 00:13:32,279 else do you think has happened in the world? 354 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,360 Speaker 1: Come on, this isn't Pixar. 355 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,600 Speaker 4: Well, in terms of commerce, you no longer have to 356 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,519 go to hats to rent a car. I see a 357 00:13:38,519 --> 00:13:40,720 future with as many different car rentals. 358 00:13:40,759 --> 00:13:41,919 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, all right, all right. 359 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,440 Speaker 4: You can rent every car you can imagine in all colors. 360 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,000 It's not just black anymore. 361 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not wrong. Yeah, you've nailed it. 362 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,240 Speaker 4: Competitive prices, Yeah, okay, but what else? 363 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,759 Speaker 1: What else do you think has happened? 364 00:13:53,879 --> 00:13:57,600 Speaker 4: Well, for me, I think the state funeral, my wife 365 00:13:57,639 --> 00:14:02,879 was there. Everyone cried and it was so sad, very respectful, 366 00:14:02,919 --> 00:14:05,080 and I'm probably in the history books known as a 367 00:14:05,159 --> 00:14:07,200 chill guy who loved classic cause. 368 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,639 Speaker 3: Well, going back to your funeral day, your wife was there, 369 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:13,759 but not in the capacity that you think. She wasn't mourning, 370 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:16,679 she was also dead. Sorry, I guess I gotta break 371 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:17,519 this to you. 372 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:18,960 Speaker 4: Now, I've never seen her here. 373 00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:22,000 Speaker 3: Well, maybe she isn't here. Have you considered there's another 374 00:14:22,039 --> 00:14:23,200 place that she might have gone to? 375 00:14:23,559 --> 00:14:25,399 Speaker 1: Valhalla? What? 376 00:14:25,639 --> 00:14:27,639 Speaker 4: No, No, no, what's the other place. 377 00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:29,320 Speaker 2: It's a long start. We're getting derailed. 378 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,639 Speaker 4: Yeah, my apologies. 379 00:14:30,679 --> 00:14:32,840 Speaker 1: You're getting derailed, just like you're driving around. 380 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:33,960 Speaker 4: Yes, it's a metaphor. 381 00:14:34,159 --> 00:14:36,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, you just roam around. We got to stay on subject. 382 00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:38,000 Speaker 4: France bernand sorry, I'm so sorry. 383 00:14:38,039 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 1: It's okay, it's okay. 384 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,679 Speaker 3: You know, Frands, earlier you mentioned visiting gift shops and 385 00:14:41,679 --> 00:14:43,840 going on vacation. Well, summer is here and I've got 386 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,120 some trips planned myself. But before I go on vacation, 387 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,879 I like having my finances sorted. And that's where Monarch 388 00:14:48,919 --> 00:14:50,879 comes in handy. 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Yeah, But the rest of 418 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:03,320 Europe they would have said, no way, no way, he's gone, 419 00:16:03,559 --> 00:16:05,559 and they would have cried. And I'm sure there were 420 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:09,399 many newspaper articles there were, you know, so sad. Yeah, 421 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,799 no way, he's gone, no way, Frans can't be gone. 422 00:16:13,399 --> 00:16:15,639 It can't be m m. I should they cry? They 423 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,480 kissed my grave? 424 00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:17,320 Speaker 1: Yeah? 425 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 2: So listen, you dying. And I'm not trying to make 426 00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:23,440 you feel overly important because you're not. Like you getting 427 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,519 shot it was really the most important thing that you 428 00:16:25,559 --> 00:16:26,039 ever did. 429 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,519 Speaker 3: Really, you were the second choice that I had for 430 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:29,840 friends for an in book. 431 00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:31,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, just so that you know how important you are. 432 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,679 Speaker 4: This is extremely rude. 433 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:34,600 Speaker 1: Sorry. 434 00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:40,919 Speaker 2: So basically Austria, Hungary blamed Serbia, yes, and then Germany 435 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,039 they wanted to go to war. 436 00:16:42,159 --> 00:16:44,559 Speaker 1: Yo, Germany had a boner on they wanted to go 437 00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:45,240 to war. 438 00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:49,759 Speaker 2: Really, they wanted to support Austria Hungary of course. Yeah, 439 00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:53,279 so Austria Hungary declared war on Serbia. Yes, that kind 440 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:56,120 of led to a chain of alliance. Russia declared war 441 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:59,360 on Serbia, Germany declared war on Russia. Germany then declared 442 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,000 war on France. 443 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,440 Speaker 1: And then this is a thirty minute podcast. We could 444 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,120 be here all day. 445 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,200 Speaker 4: Okay, I understand. 446 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:06,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna line up these checkers. 447 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,440 Speaker 3: Okay, this is you right, Yes, yes, all right, you 448 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,839 see all these checkers in front of you. 449 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,200 Speaker 4: I see it. Yes, I'm just. 450 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:13,920 Speaker 3: Gonna wipe them all off the border. I'm not even 451 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,880 gonna knock it down. Wow, World War One, you fucking. 452 00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:18,359 Speaker 1: Started it, bro. 453 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:21,319 Speaker 3: It was a chain reaction, and then so many people 454 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,880 died because of you, you fucking loser. 455 00:17:24,279 --> 00:17:25,000 Speaker 1: Oh. 456 00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:28,759 Speaker 4: World War One an entire war, an entire war, an 457 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:29,920 entire world war. 458 00:17:30,079 --> 00:17:30,359 Speaker 1: Yeah. 459 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:34,359 Speaker 4: Oh I'm talking because I was so beloved. I wanted 460 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,680 to fight for my honor, my name. No. 461 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,839 Speaker 2: No, it was really more just like a string of alliances. 462 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,039 And I think everyone in Europe really just wanted to 463 00:17:42,039 --> 00:17:42,519 go to war. 464 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:42,880 Speaker 1: Yeah. 465 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,960 Speaker 3: Everyone was just real horned up for like war, and 466 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,279 you were just like the viagra pill. That popped the 467 00:17:48,279 --> 00:17:51,720 first boner that set off the chain reaction of an orgy. Yeah, 468 00:17:51,839 --> 00:17:55,720 mass murder and death the world has not seen since well, 469 00:17:55,759 --> 00:17:58,680 actually they have, Okay, the World War two? Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, 470 00:17:58,680 --> 00:17:59,519 that's a whole other thing. 471 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:03,400 Speaker 4: When you said will to a something, Yeah. 472 00:18:03,279 --> 00:18:04,920 Speaker 2: It's weird to clarify if there's. 473 00:18:04,759 --> 00:18:05,960 Speaker 1: Not a second. Yes. 474 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, technically it was called the Great War War or 475 00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:11,119 the War to End All Wars. 476 00:18:11,319 --> 00:18:13,599 Speaker 1: Oh, that was a fun one. I remember. I was like, 477 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,960 we'll see how that goes. 478 00:18:15,079 --> 00:18:17,839 Speaker 4: You must have done farewell there, you dirty dog me. 479 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:18,359 Speaker 1: Yeah. 480 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:20,519 Speaker 3: Oh yes, yeah, we got staffed up down here in 481 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:25,079 hell real quick with the mustard gas. Yeah, and the executions. Yeah, 482 00:18:25,079 --> 00:18:26,839 I got pretty crazy, pretty harrowing. 483 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:30,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's war. Guess how many people died? That's a 484 00:18:30,079 --> 00:18:30,440 fun game. 485 00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:34,319 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, go ahead, one, let's see. Horses are people. 486 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,039 Speaker 1: I think we should probably go with people, just people 487 00:18:37,079 --> 00:18:38,000 for now. Yeah. 488 00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:40,720 Speaker 4: People, okay, and a lot of horses did die. I 489 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,720 have to rethink it then, Okay. 490 00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:44,720 Speaker 1: Your instinct was horses first. 491 00:18:44,599 --> 00:18:50,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, of course. I twenty twenty what a thousand million people? 492 00:18:50,599 --> 00:18:51,799 Speaker 2: Twenty people total? 493 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:55,519 Speaker 4: Twenty twenty people, more, twenty people, more. 494 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:58,640 Speaker 1: Cold, go more for ae hundred more. Keep going more 495 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,200 than four hundred. It's a pretty bloody war. 496 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:05,519 Speaker 4: Yeah, two thousand more. You'll have to just tell me. 497 00:19:05,559 --> 00:19:06,279 I don't think I'm. 498 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,160 Speaker 2: Gonna geh okay, more like sixteen to twenty million. 499 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:13,839 Speaker 3: Yeah, horses, No, no, no, people, fans, people, what a. 500 00:19:13,839 --> 00:19:17,000 Speaker 4: World where sixteen million horses can be spared to die? 501 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:21,319 Speaker 1: Just like that? It's not horses, they're people like, excuse me, 502 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:22,319 it's okay, it's okay. 503 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,480 Speaker 4: France's heads is in the clouds again, seeking of horses. 504 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,359 Speaker 1: It must be because you're so shocked. 505 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,319 Speaker 3: We have laid a lot on you, and so you 506 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,599 just can't wrap your head around the sheer number, right. 507 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:35,880 Speaker 4: The enormity. Yes, maybe that could be it. 508 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,039 Speaker 1: Maybe sixteen to twenty million. 509 00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:40,880 Speaker 4: Look, it's a big number. But I'm in hell. If 510 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,119 I could flip a switch and bring them back and 511 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:44,880 say I didn't die, you don't have to go to 512 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,200 war for me. Of course I would, but that's not 513 00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:47,960 the position I'm in. 514 00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:50,119 Speaker 1: I'm going to stop you there before you go much further. Yes, 515 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,480 if you could bring who back? Who are you talking about? 516 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,039 Speaker 4: Who would I like to bring back? Yeah? 517 00:19:54,079 --> 00:19:56,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, if you can flip a switch to bring you 518 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,079 said them back? Who do you mean? 519 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,759 Speaker 4: Well, how many horses? 520 00:20:00,079 --> 00:20:02,519 Speaker 1: Did you say? Diet stop with a lot of horse? 521 00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:04,559 I mean, okay, see a horse girl? What is going 522 00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:06,200 on here? Looking this up? 523 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,640 Speaker 4: I would bring back all the horses first, if I 524 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,119 only have one not very clear? Yeah, they didn't do 525 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:11,759 anything wrong. 526 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:11,960 Speaker 2: No. 527 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,440 Speaker 4: Next, I would bring back the cause I assume some 528 00:20:14,519 --> 00:20:16,400 cars were blown up. A lot of cars they come 529 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,519 back to first round of revivals. 530 00:20:18,599 --> 00:20:20,640 Speaker 1: And then tanks. Oh god, the tanks, dude. 531 00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:22,440 Speaker 2: Oh, I guess you didn't even know what a tank was. 532 00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:24,640 Tank is like an armored car. 533 00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:25,480 Speaker 4: You're joking. 534 00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:28,000 Speaker 2: It's like a warship, but in a car. 535 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:28,759 Speaker 4: No. 536 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got like instead of wheels, it has these 537 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,279 things called treads. 538 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,440 Speaker 1: That's all terrain, dude, They're not ra Yeah. 539 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,480 Speaker 4: Can we get some done here? We have them, I 540 00:20:38,519 --> 00:20:38,960 think we do. 541 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,559 Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't think you're allowed to be near them. 542 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,920 Speaker 4: Come on, I'm doing this show. Surely you could pull 543 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,079 some strings and get me into a tank for just 544 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,200 one two days. We can keep taking a horse if 545 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,079 not a tank. 546 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:51,480 Speaker 1: Was gonna say. 547 00:20:51,519 --> 00:20:53,480 Speaker 3: If we want to talk about World War two and 548 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,720 get into that, we've got a lot to catch you 549 00:20:55,799 --> 00:20:58,160 up on or Yeah, you seem to be really. 550 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,720 Speaker 4: Interested in the tanks. Did you want to talk about tank? Yes, 551 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,720 of course, okay, so the tank. 552 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:03,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. 553 00:21:03,319 --> 00:21:06,000 Speaker 4: Can I go to any hats he does not have tanks? 554 00:21:06,039 --> 00:21:09,039 Speaker 1: No? No, no, I mean if you go to Texas? 555 00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:09,519 Who knows? 556 00:21:09,599 --> 00:21:13,000 Speaker 4: Maybe Texas. This is the other place that my wife went. 557 00:21:13,599 --> 00:21:16,440 Speaker 2: No, not quite, No, it's culture to here. 558 00:21:16,599 --> 00:21:18,680 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, hell okay. 559 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,599 Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, I've heard this. Lots of Texans 560 00:21:21,599 --> 00:21:24,400 are here actually in Hell. Oh yes, yeah, I've noticed. 561 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,759 Speaker 1: They love it down here, they love it. 562 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 2: How do you think Austria Hungary did in the war? 563 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,279 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, of course we crushed we crossed the opposition. 564 00:21:32,039 --> 00:21:34,920 We have more horses, I imagine, more tanks than any other 565 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,799 country on Earth. There's no one who could destroy us 566 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,079 or even tear us apart. Yeah, we are too strong. 567 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,920 Austria and Hungary as an empire. We're like two lovers. 568 00:21:43,079 --> 00:21:44,519 Speaker 1: And you were allied with Germany. 569 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,079 Speaker 4: Yes, like a little brother to us. I was running 570 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:49,319 around causing conflicts in Europe. 571 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:49,680 Speaker 2: Yeah. 572 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,000 Speaker 4: Whatever became of Germany? 573 00:21:51,079 --> 00:21:54,680 Speaker 2: Oh well they're still around. They're actually doing pretty well. 574 00:21:54,799 --> 00:21:56,920 So you know that World War two that we mentioned yes, 575 00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:58,359 they did that, that was them. 576 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, so they want to get no no, no, no, no. 577 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,359 Speaker 4: And now we live in a golden age where Germany 578 00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:05,319 won two World. 579 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:09,640 Speaker 3: Was that wouldn't be very golden. I don't think for 580 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,319 a lot of people. 581 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:10,960 Speaker 1: Really. 582 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,440 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna just break the news to you. 583 00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:14,599 Speaker 4: Go ahead, I'm ready. 584 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,799 Speaker 2: Austria Hungary lost World War One. 585 00:22:16,839 --> 00:22:17,720 Speaker 4: No that's not true. 586 00:22:17,759 --> 00:22:19,119 Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It is they did. 587 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,559 Speaker 4: They didn't objectively, it's the truth. They did not lose. 588 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,519 Speaker 1: No, not only did they lose, they ceased to be. 589 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,960 Speaker 4: How can a place cease to be? 590 00:22:26,039 --> 00:22:28,720 Speaker 2: That's not No, well the land is still, it's just 591 00:22:28,759 --> 00:22:33,720 not Austria Hungary. No, like your entire population was like decimated, 592 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:38,240 millions died. No yeah, yeah yeah, so they basically kind 593 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,480 of no yeah yeah yeah, we're telling you facts. 594 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,519 Speaker 1: This is history. Like you can't argue with this. 595 00:22:42,759 --> 00:22:44,039 Speaker 4: Anyone could have made this up. 596 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,960 Speaker 1: Okay, Wow, that's true. That's valid. He's not wrong. 597 00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:51,599 Speaker 2: But okay, there is Austria still, o god, and there's Hungary. 598 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,960 Speaker 1: But instead of Austria, hyphen Hungary. 599 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,799 Speaker 3: Yeah, there's now a comma and then a series of 600 00:22:56,799 --> 00:22:57,920 other country names. 601 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,440 Speaker 4: So yeah, I want to and so they all still exist, 602 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,079 but they just didn't want to be in the big 603 00:23:03,279 --> 00:23:04,640 kind of happy family anymore. 604 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:07,480 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, they really didn't want. 605 00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:09,480 Speaker 4: To be That's such a bummer. Yeah, I hate it 606 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,480 when you know, families are split up like that of 607 00:23:11,519 --> 00:23:13,119 for such petty bullshit. 608 00:23:12,839 --> 00:23:13,680 Speaker 2: Like World Wars. 609 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,079 Speaker 4: Yes, like World was I haven't talked to a lot 610 00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:19,519 of my family in nearly twenty years. They took my 611 00:23:19,559 --> 00:23:22,119 favorite horse and they took him outside, and you know, 612 00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:24,160 pop much like myself, and now. 613 00:23:24,079 --> 00:23:27,279 Speaker 3: He's gla they're showing more emotion right now over that 614 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,599 dead horse than any of the other facts that we've 615 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,319 told you throughout this episode. 616 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,519 Speaker 4: Well, yes, I mean, guilty is charged. I haven't been 617 00:23:34,599 --> 00:23:38,759 known to be a bit morbid, out of touch. Yeah, 618 00:23:38,839 --> 00:23:41,480 girlfriends have said that I don't listen. I'm not present 619 00:23:41,759 --> 00:23:43,960 in the moment because you're not a peasant. I'm not 620 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,400 a peasant. No, But they're saying, Franz, you're always thinking 621 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,720 of horses. Yeah, you're never taking time for us horses 622 00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:50,640 and classic cars. 623 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,279 Speaker 2: Would it just be cars back then, though? 624 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,240 Speaker 1: Yeah? Just be regular cars for you. Yeah. 625 00:23:54,279 --> 00:23:56,920 Speaker 4: Well, you know, the classics were year too late, but 626 00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:01,640 still we always call them classics even back then. 627 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,799 Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know why I'm feeding into this, but 628 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,799 so what did your horse think when you started riding 629 00:24:05,839 --> 00:24:06,680 your car? Oh? 630 00:24:06,759 --> 00:24:08,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, was there like a jealousy? Was that a hard 631 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,480 day for the horse? 632 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,440 Speaker 4: That little minx. She looks at me from across as 633 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,440 I swing my hips over the hard metal, sit myself 634 00:24:16,839 --> 00:24:18,920 upon the seat as I have upon her back so 635 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:24,799 many times. Now Here she comes trotting over Begains, licking 636 00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:26,759 me as she has done so many times before. And 637 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,880 I say, not today, not today. I will be in 638 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,319 the barn later. I will see you in the barn later. 639 00:24:31,559 --> 00:24:34,079 I'm not replacing you. This is new technology. And then 640 00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,920 I put the blinders on her. One of my servants 641 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:41,240 leads her away to be you know, put down. Unfortunately, yes, 642 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,960 put down. She was very sick. When I got into 643 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,559 the car, I accidentally hit the gash and I collided. 644 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,039 It was very sad, but is a sign of the times. 645 00:24:50,079 --> 00:24:50,920 I still love horses. 646 00:24:51,039 --> 00:24:51,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, clearly. 647 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,880 Speaker 2: Really, when you think about it, you indirectly also are 648 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,519 responsible for World War Two because of the way that 649 00:24:59,559 --> 00:25:01,799 World War One ended up kind of let to World 650 00:25:01,839 --> 00:25:02,160 War Two. 651 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,279 Speaker 1: It's a blueprint for it. 652 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,319 Speaker 4: Listen, I was down here, so you'll have to catch 653 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,839 me up on what happened, I assume again, just like 654 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,880 World War One, Germany, Austria, the good guys, No. 655 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,519 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, another guys, good guys. 656 00:25:12,559 --> 00:25:13,359 Speaker 4: We went some good guys. 657 00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:15,759 Speaker 2: World War One, it's kind of a crap shoot, really. 658 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:20,680 Speaker 4: Sure, much more complicated, strange family dynamics. Yes, yeah, everyone's 659 00:25:20,759 --> 00:25:24,279 king and queen and cousins married. Yes, yes, of course. 660 00:25:24,039 --> 00:25:26,759 Speaker 2: There wasn't really a right side, just so curiosity because 661 00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:27,799 we talked about it earlier. 662 00:25:27,839 --> 00:25:29,680 Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about horse deaths. 663 00:25:29,839 --> 00:25:32,759 Speaker 3: But yes, World War One somewhere between like sixteen to 664 00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:33,680 twenty million dead. 665 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,359 Speaker 4: It's a lot of people just out curiousity. 666 00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:36,440 Speaker 1: How many things? For World War Two? 667 00:25:36,559 --> 00:25:39,519 Speaker 4: Oh, I mean they would have learned so many lessons. 668 00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:41,440 I go back to my original guests and probably say 669 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,799 about twenty twenty, yes, because they would have probably figured 670 00:25:44,839 --> 00:25:47,480 it out. No, yeah, what was it, Clayton, It was 671 00:25:47,519 --> 00:25:49,799 like seventy to eighty five million. It was like, it's 672 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,039 not so many people in the world, How could it 673 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:52,839 be this many? 674 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,400 Speaker 1: Well there was, and then there wasn't. 675 00:25:55,759 --> 00:25:58,559 Speaker 4: And yeah, I suppose yes if they died. 676 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:02,319 Speaker 3: So knowing all that you know now about you fucking 677 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:05,039 around in your car, jumping up and down, looking for 678 00:26:05,079 --> 00:26:08,119 your little spoons, taking shortcuts in a city that you 679 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,559 probably weren't very familiar with. 680 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,960 Speaker 1: Is there anything different you would have done on that day? 681 00:26:12,079 --> 00:26:15,480 Speaker 3: Absolutely not No, no, even knowing the near one hundred 682 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,240 million deaths that happened as a result. 683 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,799 Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't change this thing. You see, as I said, 684 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,200 when you get the chance to drive a classic car, 685 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:26,200 god damn it around town around Sajevo, you take that. 686 00:26:26,279 --> 00:26:28,640 You know, opportunity it only knocks once. 687 00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:31,960 Speaker 2: Now, Actually yours was like twice because again people tried 688 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,759 to kill you twice. Yeah, like, yeah, you had an 689 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:36,200 opportunity to turn back. 690 00:26:36,319 --> 00:26:39,079 Speaker 4: What am I to live in fear? No, the opportunity 691 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,880 was knocking. I said, come in. I give Opportunity a hug, 692 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,359 as if he is my horse, pat. I feed Opportunity 693 00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,079 and apple fit him with a bridle in a saddle, 694 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,920 and I ride Opportunity into the sunset. And no, I 695 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,759 don't think there's anything to change. It would have been 696 00:26:53,839 --> 00:26:57,000 chilled to live longer, but no, it's happened, It's done. 697 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,759 Speaker 3: Wow, you're oddly at peace with your fate. I mean, 698 00:26:59,799 --> 00:27:03,119 I appreciate your honesty, friends, Ernance. It might be flawed, 699 00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:06,160 but at least you were being sincere. And uh, what 700 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,880 the fuck do you want to go right in a tank? 701 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,000 Speaker 4: Are you serious? 702 00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:11,359 Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it's a convertible one. Really. 703 00:27:11,559 --> 00:27:13,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the kind of tank I was picturing in 704 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,200 my head when you told me about them. 705 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, strategically, does it make sense to have a convertible 706 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,960 tank because then the tops down? 707 00:27:20,079 --> 00:27:22,119 Speaker 1: Yeah? No, of course, yeah, but what the fuck? 708 00:27:22,279 --> 00:27:22,799 Speaker 4: So cool? 709 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:23,960 Speaker 1: We've got one out back. 710 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,559 Speaker 4: Thank you so much. Oh my, this is the best 711 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,599 day of well on my life, I suppose. 712 00:27:28,759 --> 00:27:29,079 Speaker 1: Yeah. 713 00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:31,680 Speaker 2: Well, here there's the keys. There, you go knock yourself out. 714 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,240 Speaker 3: It's gonna take some getting used to. There's a lot 715 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,720 of gears and stuff like that, but you seem to. 716 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,640 Speaker 1: Know your way around a car. 717 00:27:35,799 --> 00:27:40,880 Speaker 4: Oh yes, don't worry about me, all right, saddle up, goodbye. 718 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,480 Speaker 1: A bye bye, see you later. Franz Vernon, thank you? 719 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:44,680 Wow wow. 720 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,680 Speaker 2: Well, while he dries off, remember you could support us 721 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,359 at good Morning from hell dot com. You get tons 722 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,680 of content like our behind the scenes while we're doing 723 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,640 a Hell show. You get the chance to be roasted, 724 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,440 You get unreleased content that's only on good money from 725 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,079 Hell dot com and also helps us make the show. 726 00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:58,880 Speaker 1: Oh what's he doing? 727 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,359 Speaker 3: It looks like he was going to the but it 728 00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,440 seems like he just got stopped by a horse. They 729 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,359 seem to know each other. 730 00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:05,799 Speaker 2: Oh wait, that is horse. 731 00:28:05,839 --> 00:28:07,119 Speaker 1: That was his old horse. And when they got put 732 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,200 horse has a gun. 733 00:28:08,279 --> 00:28:14,200 Speaker 3: Oh my god, no, no, no, oh god. Listeners at home, 734 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,960 The horse has shot Franz Ferdinand. He's been assassinated for 735 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:17,599 a second time. 736 00:28:17,799 --> 00:28:18,119 Speaker 1: Again. 737 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:21,799 Speaker 3: Wow, the bullets hit another Franz Ferdinane second frand Ferdinand 738 00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:26,720 has hit the ground. Okay, well, thanks for listening to episode. 739 00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:27,079 Speaker 1: Of Good Morning from Hell. 740 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,680 Speaker 2: Maybe we'll get that band on next time. 741 00:28:28,839 --> 00:28:35,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe, all right, Gill Clayton, Patrick, what's your 742 00:28:35,319 --> 00:28:35,839 last name? 743 00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:36,680 Speaker 4: Brown? 744 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:39,680 Speaker 3: We're gonna include this in the cut. Hey, thanks for 745 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,960 listening to this episode. 746 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:41,319 Speaker 1: Can work. 747 00:28:41,559 --> 00:28:42,200 Speaker 4: What's your name? 748 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,559 Speaker 1: Our special guest, Patrick Brown? 749 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,119 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you got it. 750 00:28:49,039 --> 00:28:52,559 Speaker 1: For coming on. Patrick. Oh man, we used to collaborate 751 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,880 with you over in the Funhouse days, but you were 752 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,160 busy over an astrogoblin. Now tell us about that. 753 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, we're one of the many fractured piece of rooster 754 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,720 teeth along with yourself. 755 00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:04,799 Speaker 2: Just like the Austria Hungarian Empire. 756 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's exactly like that. 757 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,599 Speaker 1: It crumbled and fell into all these different countries. 758 00:29:09,839 --> 00:29:12,519 Speaker 4: This whole episode is actually a metaphor for Rooster Teeth 759 00:29:12,759 --> 00:29:15,000 and the pre show meetings that we've been doing for 760 00:29:15,119 --> 00:29:16,960 a couple of weeks now. Yeah, that was kind of 761 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,079 what we discussed, was like, okay, how do we tell 762 00:29:19,119 --> 00:29:20,359 the story of Rooster Teeth? 763 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, who's Bernie frans Verdin? 764 00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:24,720 Speaker 4: Yeah? 765 00:29:24,759 --> 00:29:26,119 Speaker 2: So at astro Gooblin? 766 00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:26,480 Speaker 1: Yes? 767 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,680 Speaker 2: Who Al is in there? 768 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,559 Speaker 1: And what are you all doing? 769 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:32,759 Speaker 4: It's me and Charlotte and Jacob, all from Funhouse And 770 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:35,079 we started off trying to play video games, like you know, 771 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,759 standard stuff, and then realized that we didn't really like 772 00:29:37,839 --> 00:29:41,039 doing that. So we still do that a lot. Actually, 773 00:29:41,119 --> 00:29:43,079 it's probably mostly what we do, but we also apply 774 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,440 for jobs at RB's Wow cool sick. 775 00:29:46,559 --> 00:29:47,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, we call. 776 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,319 Speaker 4: Ourselves a Google Chrome Let's Play channel. At this point, 777 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:54,279 we've done podcasts about Star Wars young adult novels. Right now, 778 00:29:54,319 --> 00:29:58,319 we have a podcast and video whatever you call it, 779 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,400 TTRPG show that's current coming out on our Patreon. 780 00:30:01,519 --> 00:30:04,319 Speaker 1: Yeah there's no money in those, I know, I know. 781 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,960 Speaker 4: That's that's not all why we did it. It's truly 782 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,359 for the money. 783 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,880 Speaker 2: So everyone can find astro Goblin on YouTube and social media, 784 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,279 and you also have a Patreon, right. 785 00:30:15,119 --> 00:30:18,359 Speaker 4: Yes, Paton dot com. Yeah, thank you. 786 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,000 Speaker 2: Everyone go check them out. It's hilarious stuff, and everyone 787 00:30:21,039 --> 00:30:21,599 in astro. 788 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:22,559 Speaker 1: Goblin is hilarious. 789 00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:24,880 Speaker 2: So you'd be dumb not to listen to them or. 790 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,440 Speaker 1: Watch them be stupid, stupid, stupid. 791 00:30:27,599 --> 00:30:28,920 Speaker 4: All right, you'd be so dumb. 792 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,200 Speaker 2: We're gonna go talk about why we're going to hell. 793 00:30:31,519 --> 00:30:33,799 Speaker 1: Bye bye, thank you, Bye,