WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.280 --> 00:00:03.040 All right, So Jen and Ryan we go to this 2 00:00:03.759 --> 00:00:06.280 bizarre his store is an ad lib. 3 00:00:06.519 --> 00:00:11.480 It's it's a fell out what it is. They have parents, 4 00:00:11.640 --> 00:00:12.960 they have bowls. 5 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:15.400 There were lots of plants there, and I saw Ryan 6 00:00:15.519 --> 00:00:17.519 I and out a lot of the pots that the plants, 7 00:00:17.679 --> 00:00:19.359 and he's like, I get hide some money in there. 8 00:00:32.079 --> 00:00:35.520 Hello, and welcome to bad TV. I'm Dylan. That's pat 9 00:00:35.840 --> 00:00:41.719 great to be here. Ruby's here as well. Hello, we're here. 10 00:00:41.759 --> 00:00:42.880 We are yep? 11 00:00:46.119 --> 00:00:48.320 Go ahead, man? What go ahead? 12 00:00:48.399 --> 00:00:48.600 Man? 13 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:50.320 Oh go ahead? Dude? 14 00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:54.759 Okay, fine, Ruby, did you say hi? I did? All right, 15 00:00:54.759 --> 00:00:55.799 so you're gonna be negative? 16 00:00:55.960 --> 00:00:57.799 No? All right? 17 00:00:57.960 --> 00:01:01.439 What what's right? You're Oh my god, you. 18 00:01:01.479 --> 00:01:04.640 Are way out of line? Can I say, Ruby? 19 00:01:06.319 --> 00:01:07.719 That was that was hot? 20 00:01:08.159 --> 00:01:08.560 Yeah? 21 00:01:08.599 --> 00:01:11.319 Well you already you said you didn't want to cover 22 00:01:11.359 --> 00:01:12.040 this anymore. 23 00:01:12.120 --> 00:01:13.159 No, that's not what I said. 24 00:01:13.239 --> 00:01:15.840 Okay, let me address a little batty that was in 25 00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:21.079 our Facebook group this week. She said, God that we 26 00:01:21.120 --> 00:01:24.159 shouldn't cover this show because we're too negative about it. 27 00:01:24.319 --> 00:01:25.280 Okay, okay. 28 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:27.319 And when you're not, when you don't like a show, 29 00:01:27.519 --> 00:01:29.879 why recap it because it's not that fun? 30 00:01:30.159 --> 00:01:30.439 Right? 31 00:01:30.480 --> 00:01:33.040 And I'd say to that, a little batty or listener, 32 00:01:33.359 --> 00:01:37.239 good point, and then the second part of that is, uh, 33 00:01:37.319 --> 00:01:39.959 that's not going to happen. This show makes us way 34 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:42.280 too much money to stop recay right right. 35 00:01:42.239 --> 00:01:44.719 Right, let let let let let let let let let 36 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:46.920 let me let me say this. Okay, have you seen 37 00:01:47.040 --> 00:01:47.719 office space? 38 00:01:48.280 --> 00:01:51.239 We feel like we're in office space when we're watching 39 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:54.519 and recording this show. Now, not all jobs can be 40 00:01:54.680 --> 00:01:56.799 fun all the time. We're very lucky that we get 41 00:01:56.799 --> 00:01:59.079 to do this. We get to break down these old 42 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:03.640 hags being hungover and fighting with one another and having 43 00:02:03.719 --> 00:02:07.239 anxiety because they drank so much the night before at 44 00:02:07.239 --> 00:02:10.599 the Donkey Show or whatever fucking bars these people go to. 45 00:02:11.479 --> 00:02:13.000 It's a lot of fun for us. 46 00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:15.800 It's not our favorite show, but we still are very 47 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:18.199 fortunate to be able to do this. So not to 48 00:02:18.199 --> 00:02:21.120 say we're not grateful, and what a great privilege it 49 00:02:21.199 --> 00:02:22.759 is to do this for for a job. 50 00:02:22.840 --> 00:02:26.080 Keep a positive, but this show is dog shit. 51 00:02:26.280 --> 00:02:30.000 Okay, so these women are dogs. 52 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:33.599 Right, come on, don't do mean women, Dylan. It's called 53 00:02:33.599 --> 00:02:34.560 the hate Rubby. 54 00:02:34.520 --> 00:02:35.759 Ruby, please help me. 55 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:38.919 He's being he's being such a fuck. 56 00:02:39.039 --> 00:02:41.439 Right, it's called a hate watch. And ninety percent of 57 00:02:41.439 --> 00:02:44.639 the people that are still watching this hate watch it 58 00:02:44.719 --> 00:02:48.680 because there's nothing left to like about this show or 59 00:02:48.759 --> 00:02:52.919 the cast members think about it. Tam Rat is hateable. 60 00:02:53.680 --> 00:02:57.039 She sold her soul to Satan, hated, she's long ago 61 00:02:57.680 --> 00:03:01.800 for fame. She sold her family out. So you have Tamra, 62 00:03:02.120 --> 00:03:05.719 you have Shannon Minor doing her best lu sail ball 63 00:03:05.960 --> 00:03:10.439 falling down. We're over that. You have Emily talking about 64 00:03:10.719 --> 00:03:13.280 her loser husband who she doesn't love anymore in a 65 00:03:13.319 --> 00:03:16.120 podcast that she doesn't fuckers in and out listen to. 66 00:03:16.719 --> 00:03:20.599 And I could go on and on and on, and 67 00:03:20.639 --> 00:03:26.199 we're here to hate watch it with you Ruby. 68 00:03:27.159 --> 00:03:29.719 It might sell Microsoft because of the crime. That's what happened. 69 00:03:29.719 --> 00:03:31.759 That's right, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was me. It 70 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:35.240 was the crime. I This is a complicated review because 71 00:03:35.360 --> 00:03:41.919 individually they're obviously all reprehensible. Okay, collectively still bad, reprehensible. 72 00:03:43.240 --> 00:03:46.439 But I sit between the two of you, I do 73 00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:49.240 not have the vitriol for it that Dill does. I 74 00:03:49.319 --> 00:03:52.159 also do not find the joy in this that Pat does. 75 00:03:53.719 --> 00:03:58.240 I think it's more of a social experiment or like 76 00:03:58.240 --> 00:04:00.439 a like an ant farm to walk, you know, and 77 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:01.960 you're like, oh wow, that's funny. What are they doing 78 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:03.680 over there? What are those guys? What are those ones 79 00:04:03.719 --> 00:04:04.240 doing over there? 80 00:04:05.479 --> 00:04:07.199 One's head right? 81 00:04:07.319 --> 00:04:09.800 And then why are they running away or toured? And 82 00:04:09.879 --> 00:04:11.479 that's kind of how I view them. 83 00:04:11.719 --> 00:04:12.039 Vicky. 84 00:04:12.159 --> 00:04:15.919 This episode, I will say, showed like a little bit 85 00:04:16.279 --> 00:04:20.199 of I've entered my third act and I just want 86 00:04:20.199 --> 00:04:22.560 to be, you know, the show for me. 87 00:04:22.759 --> 00:04:24.360 She really is, I agree. 88 00:04:24.120 --> 00:04:26.600 And I was. I was a little happy to see that, 89 00:04:26.759 --> 00:04:30.199 even though none of us, you know, like her. I 90 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:33.319 thought about Pat in the physical therapy scenes when Shannon 91 00:04:33.439 --> 00:04:35.360 was just doing bit after bit after bit. I'm so 92 00:04:35.519 --> 00:04:39.079 sorry for you, Pat, But I and Carmela, I I 93 00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:41.120 have to say, I'm still intrigued by her. 94 00:04:41.480 --> 00:04:42.920 We'll talk about her daughter me too. 95 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:46.720 Yeah, I'm so excited for her children to yeah show 96 00:04:46.759 --> 00:04:47.720 up in the news somehow. 97 00:04:50.560 --> 00:04:50.759 Yeah. 98 00:04:50.800 --> 00:04:56.399 No, had me thinking back to Lynn Curtin. 99 00:04:56.480 --> 00:05:01.279 If you don't remember that, Liz, excuse me, Pat, exact 100 00:05:01.319 --> 00:05:01.800 same thing. 101 00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:06.519 Yeah, how many tits do you give it? 102 00:05:06.720 --> 00:05:08.560 Hold on forty one? 103 00:05:08.720 --> 00:05:09.920 I'm going to give it forty three? 104 00:05:10.199 --> 00:05:14.120 Ruby when Vicky who I again, I like the new 105 00:05:14.199 --> 00:05:20.600 Vicky third act when she uh laid out her standards 106 00:05:20.639 --> 00:05:23.720 for friendship and how you could maintain one despite bad 107 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:28.399 things of the past. Those standards were very low. Unless 108 00:05:28.480 --> 00:05:31.439 you fuck someone's husband or stole money. 109 00:05:31.560 --> 00:05:35.279 There was always a way back, right, So saying you 110 00:05:35.319 --> 00:05:37.800 will never have a man, you have no money, and 111 00:05:37.959 --> 00:05:40.959 you're dumb bitch, does it? You know you can come back? 112 00:05:41.079 --> 00:05:42.360 Come on, come on back. 113 00:05:42.879 --> 00:05:43.160 Wow. 114 00:05:43.720 --> 00:05:44.120 All right. 115 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:48.519 For that reasons and that scene in particular, I'm going 116 00:05:48.600 --> 00:05:49.600 to give it forty tits. 117 00:05:49.720 --> 00:05:52.000 I'll be tamor you be Shannavador, Shanna Banar. 118 00:05:52.160 --> 00:05:54.160 Okay, you tell me all the things that I said 119 00:05:54.160 --> 00:05:55.720 about you as the quiet woman the other week. 120 00:05:55.759 --> 00:05:58.040 How do you expect me to even talk to you, tamarck. 121 00:05:58.920 --> 00:06:01.360 You call me fat, you said it was poor. You 122 00:06:01.439 --> 00:06:06.399 told me my dog hit bottles behind the couch. I 123 00:06:06.519 --> 00:06:08.040 just wanted you to do shit in a door. 124 00:06:09.879 --> 00:06:13.720 So fun, Okay, all right, so let's get into it. 125 00:06:14.120 --> 00:06:21.040 Sophia is moving down the street, pregnant soon. That's what 126 00:06:21.120 --> 00:06:23.519 Ruby said. That's what that's what Ruby say. I don't 127 00:06:23.519 --> 00:06:24.800 see that Ruby said that. 128 00:06:24.800 --> 00:06:25.680 That wasn't me the All. 129 00:06:25.639 --> 00:06:28.160 Right, this was a little vignette, but I have lots. 130 00:06:29.279 --> 00:06:32.920 It's important to remember that the people of this show 131 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:37.639 are essentially upgraded trailer trash. So you have a lot 132 00:06:37.639 --> 00:06:41.480 of tedium. When you're ripping bongs and thinking about music. 133 00:06:41.519 --> 00:06:43.879 There's a lot of boredom that sets in, which is good, 134 00:06:44.279 --> 00:06:49.040 but that vacuum is all too often filled by fucking. 135 00:06:49.519 --> 00:06:50.319 So I don't know. 136 00:06:50.439 --> 00:06:53.800 I think that's why Ruby said that Sophia will probably 137 00:06:53.839 --> 00:06:55.519 be I forgot. 138 00:06:55.519 --> 00:06:59.360 I wasn't here last week, which is what probably prompted 139 00:06:59.639 --> 00:07:04.279 what that Facebook post that said you guys were too negative. 140 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:09.600 Patty's a voice of positivity. No, you're not. 141 00:07:11.079 --> 00:07:20.199 You like anyone else, have bouts of anger, melancholy negativity 142 00:07:20.319 --> 00:07:21.319 and bouts of joy. 143 00:07:22.199 --> 00:07:23.680 Let me show you how it's done out. 144 00:07:23.720 --> 00:07:27.480 Okay, Okay, Ruby wanted to say something joyful. 145 00:07:27.079 --> 00:07:30.000 Tyrant, I was just gonna say to the joyful Tyrant, 146 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:32.360 I actually don't think any of us are particularly joyful, 147 00:07:32.360 --> 00:07:33.839 and that's why I enjoy this so much. 148 00:07:33.959 --> 00:07:39.920 Go ahead, And also, can I just really quickly We 149 00:07:40.079 --> 00:07:43.800 are so appreciative of the feedback. We have to have 150 00:07:43.839 --> 00:07:46.199 a dialogue with the audience. But at the same time, 151 00:07:46.199 --> 00:07:48.680 and we've always been very transparent about this, we. 152 00:07:48.639 --> 00:07:50.959 Don't give a fuck. We don't care. 153 00:07:51.040 --> 00:07:52.600 We really don't care. 154 00:07:52.920 --> 00:07:55.800 Okay, no, no, Can I just really quickly say it 155 00:07:56.399 --> 00:07:58.839 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Pat, I actually care too much, 156 00:07:58.920 --> 00:08:01.680 so I'll never see what you say, good or bad. 157 00:08:02.120 --> 00:08:04.720 But they but they will, so be honest. 158 00:08:04.839 --> 00:08:08.079 You know, Tamra's nest is being emptied, and so she's 159 00:08:08.079 --> 00:08:09.560 looking forward to a lot of sex with it. 160 00:08:09.879 --> 00:08:12.519 Yeah, apparently. But let's back up a little bit. There's 161 00:08:12.720 --> 00:08:15.240 lots to talk about here, okay, first of which is 162 00:08:15.279 --> 00:08:19.120 that smoke detector up in Daria's on her ceiling of 163 00:08:19.160 --> 00:08:22.199 her bedroom. It has a year's worth of dust and 164 00:08:22.240 --> 00:08:25.040 spider webs in it. Sure this is something you walk 165 00:08:25.120 --> 00:08:27.759 by pretty frequently. Did you catch this little detail? 166 00:08:28.639 --> 00:08:31.000 Yeah, I'm not a big cobweb guy. I'll kind of 167 00:08:31.040 --> 00:08:33.480 let cobwebs turn into their own. 168 00:08:33.960 --> 00:08:36.120 Yes, but you live with a woman, so I doubt 169 00:08:36.240 --> 00:08:39.600 she would share the same kind of h Yeah. So 170 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:42.960 I okay, this isn't the guest bathroom down at the 171 00:08:43.039 --> 00:08:44.840 end of the hall that no one ever walks into. 172 00:08:44.919 --> 00:08:46.000 This is your bedroom? 173 00:08:46.120 --> 00:08:48.440 Can I ask us cobweb spiders? 174 00:08:49.200 --> 00:08:49.440 Yes? 175 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:54.240 Yes, old web with dust, cobwebs, spiders, yes, this. 176 00:08:54.519 --> 00:08:56.919 This bedroom was disgusting. It's what you call it talent 177 00:08:57.039 --> 00:08:58.960 means other things are not being attended to. 178 00:08:59.200 --> 00:09:01.320 Well, She's a kid. It just means she's. 179 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:04.399 Twenty and her mother lives there as well, meaning, mom, 180 00:09:04.639 --> 00:09:06.279 what the fuck are you doing? 181 00:09:06.639 --> 00:09:08.039 Pills? Sorry, is the answer to that. 182 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:12.120 Cam Rat Allegedly. Tam Rats then tells us she's been 183 00:09:12.240 --> 00:09:18.480 raising kids for forty years. Not so fast, tam Rat. 184 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:20.919 Be positive, okay, stay positive. 185 00:09:21.200 --> 00:09:25.879 Raising kids means plopping them out of your vadge so 186 00:09:25.919 --> 00:09:30.159 they can negatively impact society, like that shit bag near Duell, 187 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:34.879 fucking loser who's been arrested I believe four times. That's 188 00:09:34.919 --> 00:09:36.399 one for domestic abuse. 189 00:09:36.600 --> 00:09:38.879 Last week when we were talking, I thought that the 190 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:42.440 asshole Sun that had gotten criminal charges was Vicky's. 191 00:09:42.440 --> 00:09:43.679 It's actually tam Rats. 192 00:09:43.720 --> 00:09:46.799 Oh tam Rats, yes, yes, yes, or that daughter who 193 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:50.440 refuses to talk to you then, yes, you've raised kids 194 00:09:50.440 --> 00:09:53.519 for forty years? Oh, I guess this is that negative 195 00:09:53.519 --> 00:09:54.480 stuff that that person is. 196 00:09:54.679 --> 00:09:57.120 There's a lot of darkness in Tamar's life, which is 197 00:09:57.120 --> 00:09:58.159 why she's such a demon. 198 00:09:58.279 --> 00:10:02.759 Now we get to the e kaira practice doctor Tim. 199 00:10:02.879 --> 00:10:07.120 Yes, so it's an Asian storefront with a white doctor 200 00:10:07.159 --> 00:10:09.960 in it named doctor Tim, who is in Timberland's and 201 00:10:10.039 --> 00:10:18.679 also has a Hosky there. I'm so what I want 202 00:10:18.720 --> 00:10:23.000 to do with this episode. I want to do a 203 00:10:23.120 --> 00:10:29.120 kind of mister show meta transmutation into just a full 204 00:10:29.159 --> 00:10:33.759 blown documentary on doctor Tim because I want to understand 205 00:10:34.440 --> 00:10:35.519 what's going on here. 206 00:10:35.879 --> 00:10:38.799 Hey babe, how you doing? Hey bebe? That's how he 207 00:10:38.840 --> 00:10:39.879 greeted Channa b door. 208 00:10:40.279 --> 00:10:40.879 Hey bebe. 209 00:10:41.399 --> 00:10:43.799 Well, she gets on the table and she starts doing bits. 210 00:10:44.120 --> 00:10:46.120 Realbe talk about Shannon and her bets. 211 00:10:46.120 --> 00:10:46.960 You love them? 212 00:10:47.720 --> 00:10:50.279 Yeah, so that's I watched them on repeat. I watched 213 00:10:50.279 --> 00:10:53.279 the highlight reels of Shannon's bits on Shannon bit YouTube channel. 214 00:10:53.399 --> 00:10:55.559 And Tim has actually been in her life for a 215 00:10:55.639 --> 00:10:59.960 very very long time. Tim is the amazing individual who 216 00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:02.320 and Shannon was, I believe it, her largest and took 217 00:11:02.360 --> 00:11:06.039 her shirt off, took it upon himself as her trainer 218 00:11:06.120 --> 00:11:09.600 to say, oh wow, so that's Tim's been here through 219 00:11:09.639 --> 00:11:14.399 all of it. Tim knows, David. Tim seeing Emily be 220 00:11:15.120 --> 00:11:19.000 as hiddy and fit as she is makes him filled 221 00:11:19.039 --> 00:11:21.519 with joy, you know what I mean? And I loved 222 00:11:21.600 --> 00:11:25.279 to see it. Almost took away from the negativity that 223 00:11:25.360 --> 00:11:27.639 the bits brought me. And I don't want to be 224 00:11:27.679 --> 00:11:33.120 an anti joyful, tiring yere right, But Tim is Tim 225 00:11:33.279 --> 00:11:35.960 is kind of strange to me. He really I think 226 00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:38.039 he tries to sleep with a lot of his pace. 227 00:11:38.080 --> 00:11:40.799 Oh sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he looks like that 228 00:11:40.879 --> 00:11:41.399 kind of creep. 229 00:11:41.480 --> 00:11:43.000 I will say this though, No, I just wanted to 230 00:11:43.000 --> 00:11:45.799 say if you're if you're not comfortable with this, that's fine. 231 00:11:45.799 --> 00:11:49.720 But there's a lot of stress that's held in the vagina. 232 00:11:49.840 --> 00:11:52.399 Oh yeah, doctors used to if you go back to 233 00:11:52.440 --> 00:11:55.039 the twenties, women be all wound up. They could go 234 00:11:55.120 --> 00:11:58.559 to a doctor like this. Yeah, and the vibrators didn't 235 00:11:58.600 --> 00:12:01.720 exist yet, so they this little windy tool down there 236 00:12:01.759 --> 00:12:04.360 and they give them a release. Imagine sending your wife 237 00:12:04.440 --> 00:12:04.759 off to it. 238 00:12:04.919 --> 00:12:05.679 Dogs still do that. 239 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:07.720 You just have to find it on craigslist. And they're 240 00:12:07.759 --> 00:12:09.320 not quote unquote licensed. 241 00:12:10.759 --> 00:12:16.000 They're just more or less men, just regular guys. 242 00:12:17.879 --> 00:12:20.360 Good to know, Yeah, good to So wonder why my 243 00:12:20.399 --> 00:12:21.799 wife was on craigslist last week? 244 00:12:21.879 --> 00:12:23.240 Yeah a bit. 245 00:12:23.320 --> 00:12:27.000 Yeah. Well, anyway, Shannavador when she does arrive, because I 246 00:12:27.039 --> 00:12:30.279 was unaware of this doctor, Tim, she says she's been 247 00:12:30.360 --> 00:12:33.120 using him for eleven years, and I was thinking, what. 248 00:12:34.759 --> 00:12:36.200 Whoa? 249 00:12:37.080 --> 00:12:39.240 All right, all right, all right, whoa? 250 00:12:39.279 --> 00:12:42.440 And then Emily tells us now that she's lost the weight, 251 00:12:42.639 --> 00:12:46.120 she actually likes her husband again, and her son doesn't 252 00:12:46.159 --> 00:12:50.679 have autism, and maybe those are just storylines she made 253 00:12:50.759 --> 00:12:53.279 up thinking that she should stay on the show. 254 00:12:55.279 --> 00:13:00.399 It's weird, how like when you're not fat anymore, you 255 00:13:00.519 --> 00:13:03.799 still are just struggling. 256 00:13:04.799 --> 00:13:12.600 Sorry, sorry, Pat's uh, Pat's laughing because he just said 257 00:13:12.600 --> 00:13:14.240 something that we're gonna have to cut. 258 00:13:14.120 --> 00:13:16.080 Out of the podcast, and I didn't. 259 00:13:16.759 --> 00:13:18.679 I didn't want to address it, but I did walk 260 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:21.559 across the room and on our board we can flag 261 00:13:21.600 --> 00:13:24.000 the audio file just so that when we go back, 262 00:13:24.279 --> 00:13:26.519 we know exactly where that awful. 263 00:13:26.240 --> 00:13:27.440 Thing he said. 264 00:13:29.600 --> 00:13:41.720 So he's busting a gut right now. Anyways, Okay, fuck. 265 00:13:43.000 --> 00:13:43.200 Whoa. 266 00:13:45.600 --> 00:13:47.320 I don't think it was that bad. 267 00:13:48.039 --> 00:13:52.600 It wasn't all right, So we get to we bounce 268 00:13:52.639 --> 00:13:53.320 a little bit. 269 00:13:53.320 --> 00:13:59.000 Between Daria's new apartment and then doctor tim z Y. 270 00:13:58.399 --> 00:14:00.399 And we talked about the trace of me. That's why 271 00:14:00.440 --> 00:14:03.200 it's challenging to reunite the trace a Vegas. And it's 272 00:14:03.279 --> 00:14:09.960 challenging because Tamra is hellspawn. Now, Tamra turns does this 273 00:14:10.039 --> 00:14:15.000 pattern where she'll say some of the most reprehensible things 274 00:14:15.039 --> 00:14:18.039 you could ever say to a human being, let alone 275 00:14:18.120 --> 00:14:21.120 a human being. That you consider a friend and then 276 00:14:21.519 --> 00:14:28.840 grow impatient with the lack of expediting to get back together. 277 00:14:29.360 --> 00:14:33.559 So Tamra will call a woman a drunk whore who 278 00:14:33.639 --> 00:14:36.600 can't keep a man who lives alone and is broke, 279 00:14:37.159 --> 00:14:40.120 and then a year later, when they haven't really gotten 280 00:14:40.200 --> 00:14:43.120 over that kind of thing, she'll turn it into a 281 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:47.080 new thing where they're just trying to hold things over 282 00:14:47.159 --> 00:14:47.600 her head. 283 00:14:47.840 --> 00:14:48.879 Oh, get over it. 284 00:14:52.279 --> 00:14:55.279 Right. Also, I want to point out here this is 285 00:14:55.320 --> 00:14:59.440 for pat Eddie is in the room. He's in the 286 00:14:59.799 --> 00:15:04.320 part they show him. He's literally sitting eleven inches to 287 00:15:04.360 --> 00:15:05.360 the left of the camera. 288 00:15:05.440 --> 00:15:05.639 Here. 289 00:15:06.159 --> 00:15:10.240 He has basically said spin it, I won't this, I 290 00:15:10.320 --> 00:15:15.080 will I will speak not. And I was laughing out 291 00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:16.559 loud at the fact that he was on the couch 292 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:18.000 and just refuse to speak. I loved it. 293 00:15:18.320 --> 00:15:20.840 Some dudes want to be on camera. That would be 294 00:15:21.159 --> 00:15:22.240 Jen's boyfriend. 295 00:15:22.279 --> 00:15:24.000 Oh Ryan loves a camera. 296 00:15:23.799 --> 00:15:26.320 And some don't anymore. 297 00:15:26.559 --> 00:15:31.360 Can you imagine that day when Tamra got the call 298 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:33.399 that she's going to be on the twentieth and she 299 00:15:33.519 --> 00:15:38.000 goes in the room to tell Eddie. He goes, I mean, 300 00:15:38.759 --> 00:15:40.879 I don't need to get too dark, but he definitely 301 00:15:40.919 --> 00:15:43.080 goes in the bathroom by himself for a little bit 302 00:15:43.399 --> 00:15:46.879 to think about some stuff. Okay, all right, so Jen 303 00:15:46.919 --> 00:15:47.639 and Ryan, Oh. 304 00:15:47.600 --> 00:15:50.919 I was gonna say so. Daria offers some solid advice 305 00:15:51.000 --> 00:15:54.120 here to her mom, a lot of growth there. She says, 306 00:15:55.000 --> 00:15:58.440 why don't you just apologize and ask your friend? Can 307 00:15:58.679 --> 00:16:01.840 can we move on? And as you pointed out, it's 308 00:16:01.840 --> 00:16:04.960 hard to move on when you've told one of your 309 00:16:04.960 --> 00:16:07.879 friends that you've known for fifteen years, because you know 310 00:16:07.960 --> 00:16:09.559 the time. If you just meant someone has said this 311 00:16:09.600 --> 00:16:11.840 horrible stuff, maybe you could get past it because you 312 00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:14.000 don't know him, but you've known them. And you say 313 00:16:14.000 --> 00:16:18.279 you're sad. Yeah, you're a drunk, you're poor, you'll never 314 00:16:18.279 --> 00:16:21.600 find a man. And your dog keeps telling people that 315 00:16:21.679 --> 00:16:25.600 you hide bottles behind your couch in your home. Right, Archie, 316 00:16:26.039 --> 00:16:26.519 you tell him. 317 00:16:32.720 --> 00:16:34.759 I think all of us have a lot of sympathy 318 00:16:34.759 --> 00:16:38.519 for Archie, who's dead, but he would when Archie was 319 00:16:38.559 --> 00:16:44.080 still with us. I think we all of us felt 320 00:16:44.200 --> 00:16:48.720 for Archie because he was he was essentially in a 321 00:16:48.759 --> 00:16:52.200 prison break situation, but because he doesn't have thumbs, he 322 00:16:52.240 --> 00:16:55.639 couldn't get out, So you got to feel. 323 00:16:55.519 --> 00:16:56.840 For the little guy. 324 00:16:57.000 --> 00:17:00.759 But he he was kind of a rat, I mean, 325 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:04.359 dropped a lot of dimes on bedore. 326 00:17:04.480 --> 00:17:06.079 We don't we don't need. 327 00:17:06.160 --> 00:17:11.759 Outwards exactly outwardly. It's such a mess. We don't need 328 00:17:12.039 --> 00:17:15.200 Archie adding more kindling to the fire. You know, no 329 00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:19.559 one knew about those bottles until Archie ran his fucking 330 00:17:19.880 --> 00:17:27.519 yapper talk about cobwebs, just bottles of a rum. 331 00:17:27.559 --> 00:17:29.920 Only drunks drink rum and gin. 332 00:17:31.119 --> 00:17:39.640 No no, I think the drunks weapon of choice vodka. Yeah, 333 00:17:40.039 --> 00:17:44.960 oh yeah, vodka is that's the that's the drunk liquor. 334 00:17:46.039 --> 00:17:49.480 Rum is like a dude with way too many weird 335 00:17:49.519 --> 00:17:51.519 tattoos and a mustache in Echo Park. 336 00:17:52.839 --> 00:17:55.759 Rum is. Rum is an easy drunk. Rum is like 337 00:17:55.799 --> 00:17:57.880 a guy that's not really like he'll kick it if 338 00:17:57.880 --> 00:18:01.160 you really needed to. But vodka is like, oh my god, yeah, 339 00:18:01.359 --> 00:18:02.240 fucking problem. 340 00:18:02.519 --> 00:18:06.720 Last time I drank rum was twenty ten MM threw 341 00:18:06.839 --> 00:18:11.480 up drinking an entire fifth of Johnny Walker No no, no. 342 00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:11.880 What's uh? 343 00:18:12.039 --> 00:18:15.480 The Captain the no no, no no, Sailor Jerry. 344 00:18:15.839 --> 00:18:20.599 Ough drank a fifth of Sailor. Jerry threw up, slept 345 00:18:20.599 --> 00:18:22.240 on the ground. And that's the story I've told before, 346 00:18:22.240 --> 00:18:24.000 where I called the cab at four o'clock in the morning, 347 00:18:24.079 --> 00:18:26.519 but New Orleans has locks from the inside, so I 348 00:18:26.519 --> 00:18:28.720 couldn't get out and that he pulled up and I 349 00:18:28.799 --> 00:18:31.000 was like, I can't. I can't get that one. So 350 00:18:31.119 --> 00:18:32.640 that was the last time I drank rum. 351 00:18:32.880 --> 00:18:33.200 All right. 352 00:18:33.240 --> 00:18:36.720 So Jen and Ryan, Yeah, we go to this bizarre 353 00:18:37.240 --> 00:18:40.279 His store is an ad lib. It's it's a fill 354 00:18:40.359 --> 00:18:45.480 out what it is. They have parents, they have bowls. 355 00:18:45.720 --> 00:18:47.960 There were lots of plants there, and I saw Ryan 356 00:18:48.039 --> 00:18:49.759 I and out a lot of the pots that the 357 00:18:49.759 --> 00:18:51.599 plants are and he's like, I get hide some money 358 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:54.079 in there. I heard him say that to me. 359 00:18:54.400 --> 00:18:55.920 Yea, Yeah, this was. 360 00:18:56.200 --> 00:18:58.079 The type of thing that was a fever dream. 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