Speaker 1: All right, So Jen and Ryan we go to this
Speaker 1: bizarre his store is an ad lib.
Speaker 2: It's it's a fell out what it is. They have parents,
Speaker 2: they have bowls.
Speaker 3: There were lots of plants there, and I saw Ryan
Speaker 3: I and out a lot of the pots that the plants,
Speaker 3: and he's like, I get hide some money in there.
Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to bad TV. I'm Dylan. That's pat
Speaker 2: great to be here. Ruby's here as well. Hello, we're here.
Speaker 4: We are yep?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, man? What go ahead?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: Oh go ahead? Dude?
Speaker 3: Okay, fine, Ruby, did you say hi? I did? All right,
Speaker 3: so you're gonna be negative?
Speaker 2: No? All right?
Speaker 4: What what's right? You're Oh my god, you.
Speaker 2: Are way out of line? Can I say, Ruby?
Speaker 5: That was that was hot?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well you already you said you didn't want to cover
Speaker 3: this anymore.
Speaker 2: No, that's not what I said.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me address a little batty that was in
Speaker 3: our Facebook group this week. She said, God that we
Speaker 3: shouldn't cover this show because we're too negative about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: And when you're not, when you don't like a show,
Speaker 3: why recap it because it's not that fun?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: And I'd say to that, a little batty or listener,
Speaker 3: good point, and then the second part of that is, uh,
Speaker 3: that's not going to happen. This show makes us way
Speaker 3: too much money to stop recay right right.
Speaker 2: Right, let let let let let let let let let
Speaker 2: let me let me say this. Okay, have you seen
Speaker 2: office space?
Speaker 1: We feel like we're in office space when we're watching
Speaker 1: and recording this show. Now, not all jobs can be
Speaker 1: fun all the time. We're very lucky that we get
Speaker 1: to do this. We get to break down these old
Speaker 1: hags being hungover and fighting with one another and having
Speaker 1: anxiety because they drank so much the night before at
Speaker 1: the Donkey Show or whatever fucking bars these people go to.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of fun for us.
Speaker 1: It's not our favorite show, but we still are very
Speaker 1: fortunate to be able to do this. So not to
Speaker 1: say we're not grateful, and what a great privilege it
Speaker 1: is to do this for for a job.
Speaker 4: Keep a positive, but this show is dog shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, so these women are dogs.
Speaker 3: Right, come on, don't do mean women, Dylan. It's called
Speaker 3: the hate Rubby.
Speaker 2: Ruby, please help me.
Speaker 4: He's being he's being such a fuck.
Speaker 3: Right, it's called a hate watch. And ninety percent of
Speaker 3: the people that are still watching this hate watch it
Speaker 3: because there's nothing left to like about this show or
Speaker 3: the cast members think about it. Tam Rat is hateable.
Speaker 3: She sold her soul to Satan, hated, she's long ago
Speaker 3: for fame. She sold her family out. So you have Tamra,
Speaker 3: you have Shannon Minor doing her best lu sail ball
Speaker 3: falling down. We're over that. You have Emily talking about
Speaker 3: her loser husband who she doesn't love anymore in a
Speaker 3: podcast that she doesn't fuckers in and out listen to.
Speaker 3: And I could go on and on and on, and
Speaker 3: we're here to hate watch it with you Ruby.
Speaker 2: It might sell Microsoft because of the crime. That's what happened.
Speaker 5: That's right, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was me. It
Speaker 5: was the crime. I This is a complicated review because
Speaker 5: individually they're obviously all reprehensible. Okay, collectively still bad, reprehensible.
Speaker 5: But I sit between the two of you, I do
Speaker 5: not have the vitriol for it that Dill does. I
Speaker 5: also do not find the joy in this that Pat does.
Speaker 5: I think it's more of a social experiment or like
Speaker 5: a like an ant farm to walk, you know, and
Speaker 5: you're like, oh wow, that's funny. What are they doing
Speaker 5: over there? What are those guys? What are those ones
Speaker 5: doing over there?
Speaker 3: One's head right?
Speaker 5: And then why are they running away or toured? And
Speaker 5: that's kind of how I view them.
Speaker 3: Vicky.
Speaker 5: This episode, I will say, showed like a little bit
Speaker 5: of I've entered my third act and I just want
Speaker 5: to be, you know, the show for me.
Speaker 4: She really is, I agree.
Speaker 5: And I was. I was a little happy to see that,
Speaker 5: even though none of us, you know, like her. I
Speaker 5: thought about Pat in the physical therapy scenes when Shannon
Speaker 5: was just doing bit after bit after bit. I'm so
Speaker 5: sorry for you, Pat, But I and Carmela, I I
Speaker 5: have to say, I'm still intrigued by her.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about her daughter me too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so excited for her children to yeah show
Speaker 1: up in the news somehow.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, had me thinking back to Lynn Curtin.
Speaker 5: If you don't remember that, Liz, excuse me, Pat, exact
Speaker 5: same thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how many tits do you give it?
Speaker 3: Hold on forty one?
Speaker 2: I'm going to give it forty three?
Speaker 3: Ruby when Vicky who I again, I like the new
Speaker 3: Vicky third act when she uh laid out her standards
Speaker 3: for friendship and how you could maintain one despite bad
Speaker 3: things of the past. Those standards were very low. Unless
Speaker 3: you fuck someone's husband or stole money.
Speaker 5: There was always a way back, right, So saying you
Speaker 5: will never have a man, you have no money, and
Speaker 5: you're dumb bitch, does it? You know you can come back?
Speaker 5: Come on, come on back.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: For that reasons and that scene in particular, I'm going
Speaker 3: to give it forty tits.
Speaker 2: I'll be tamor you be Shannavador, Shanna Banar.
Speaker 1: Okay, you tell me all the things that I said
Speaker 1: about you as the quiet woman the other week.
Speaker 6: How do you expect me to even talk to you, tamarck.
Speaker 6: You call me fat, you said it was poor. You
Speaker 6: told me my dog hit bottles behind the couch. I
Speaker 6: just wanted you to do shit in a door.
Speaker 1: So fun, Okay, all right, so let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Sophia is moving down the street, pregnant soon. That's what
Speaker 1: Ruby said. That's what that's what Ruby say. I don't
Speaker 1: see that Ruby said that.
Speaker 2: That wasn't me the All.
Speaker 3: Right, this was a little vignette, but I have lots.
Speaker 1: It's important to remember that the people of this show
Speaker 1: are essentially upgraded trailer trash. So you have a lot
Speaker 1: of tedium. When you're ripping bongs and thinking about music.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of boredom that sets in, which is good,
Speaker 1: but that vacuum is all too often filled by fucking.
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think that's why Ruby said that Sophia will probably
Speaker 1: be I forgot.
Speaker 3: I wasn't here last week, which is what probably prompted
Speaker 3: what that Facebook post that said you guys were too negative.
Speaker 3: Patty's a voice of positivity. No, you're not.
Speaker 1: You like anyone else, have bouts of anger, melancholy negativity
Speaker 1: and bouts of joy.
Speaker 3: Let me show you how it's done out.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, Ruby wanted to say something joyful.
Speaker 5: Tyrant, I was just gonna say to the joyful Tyrant,
Speaker 5: I actually don't think any of us are particularly joyful,
Speaker 5: and that's why I enjoy this so much.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, And also, can I just really quickly We
Speaker 1: are so appreciative of the feedback. We have to have
Speaker 1: a dialogue with the audience. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: and we've always been very transparent about this, we.
Speaker 3: Don't give a fuck. We don't care.
Speaker 4: We really don't care.
Speaker 5: Okay, no, no, Can I just really quickly say it
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Pat, I actually care too much,
Speaker 5: so I'll never see what you say, good or bad.
Speaker 5: But they but they will, so be honest.
Speaker 1: You know, Tamra's nest is being emptied, and so she's
Speaker 1: looking forward to a lot of sex with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently. But let's back up a little bit. There's
Speaker 3: lots to talk about here, okay, first of which is
Speaker 3: that smoke detector up in Daria's on her ceiling of
Speaker 3: her bedroom. It has a year's worth of dust and
Speaker 3: spider webs in it. Sure this is something you walk
Speaker 3: by pretty frequently. Did you catch this little detail?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a big cobweb guy. I'll kind of
Speaker 1: let cobwebs turn into their own.
Speaker 3: Yes, but you live with a woman, so I doubt
Speaker 3: she would share the same kind of h Yeah. So
Speaker 3: I okay, this isn't the guest bathroom down at the
Speaker 3: end of the hall that no one ever walks into.
Speaker 3: This is your bedroom?
Speaker 2: Can I ask us cobweb spiders?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: Yes, old web with dust, cobwebs, spiders, yes, this.
Speaker 3: This bedroom was disgusting. It's what you call it talent
Speaker 3: means other things are not being attended to.
Speaker 2: Well, She's a kid. It just means she's.
Speaker 3: Twenty and her mother lives there as well, meaning, mom,
Speaker 3: what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2: Pills? Sorry, is the answer to that.
Speaker 3: Cam Rat Allegedly. Tam Rats then tells us she's been
Speaker 3: raising kids for forty years. Not so fast, tam Rat.
Speaker 2: Be positive, okay, stay positive.
Speaker 3: Raising kids means plopping them out of your vadge so
Speaker 3: they can negatively impact society, like that shit bag near Duell,
Speaker 3: fucking loser who's been arrested I believe four times. That's
Speaker 3: one for domestic abuse.
Speaker 1: Last week when we were talking, I thought that the
Speaker 1: asshole Sun that had gotten criminal charges was Vicky's.
Speaker 2: It's actually tam Rats.
Speaker 3: Oh tam Rats, yes, yes, yes, or that daughter who
Speaker 3: refuses to talk to you then, yes, you've raised kids
Speaker 3: for forty years? Oh, I guess this is that negative
Speaker 3: stuff that that person is.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of darkness in Tamar's life, which is
Speaker 1: why she's such a demon.
Speaker 4: Now we get to the e kaira practice doctor Tim.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it's an Asian storefront with a white doctor
Speaker 1: in it named doctor Tim, who is in Timberland's and
Speaker 1: also has a Hosky there. I'm so what I want
Speaker 1: to do with this episode. I want to do a
Speaker 1: kind of mister show meta transmutation into just a full
Speaker 1: blown documentary on doctor Tim because I want to understand
Speaker 1: what's going on here.
Speaker 3: Hey babe, how you doing? Hey bebe? That's how he
Speaker 3: greeted Channa b door.
Speaker 2: Hey bebe.
Speaker 1: Well, she gets on the table and she starts doing bits.
Speaker 1: Realbe talk about Shannon and her bets.
Speaker 2: You love them?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's I watched them on repeat. I watched
Speaker 5: the highlight reels of Shannon's bits on Shannon bit YouTube channel.
Speaker 5: And Tim has actually been in her life for a
Speaker 5: very very long time. Tim is the amazing individual who
Speaker 5: and Shannon was, I believe it, her largest and took
Speaker 5: her shirt off, took it upon himself as her trainer
Speaker 5: to say, oh wow, so that's Tim's been here through
Speaker 5: all of it. Tim knows, David. Tim seeing Emily be
Speaker 5: as hiddy and fit as she is makes him filled
Speaker 5: with joy, you know what I mean? And I loved
Speaker 5: to see it. Almost took away from the negativity that
Speaker 5: the bits brought me. And I don't want to be
Speaker 5: an anti joyful, tiring yere right, But Tim is Tim
Speaker 5: is kind of strange to me. He really I think
Speaker 5: he tries to sleep with a lot of his pace.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he looks like that
Speaker 3: kind of creep.
Speaker 1: I will say this though, No, I just wanted to
Speaker 1: say if you're if you're not comfortable with this, that's fine.
Speaker 1: But there's a lot of stress that's held in the vagina.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, doctors used to if you go back to
Speaker 3: the twenties, women be all wound up. They could go
Speaker 3: to a doctor like this. Yeah, and the vibrators didn't
Speaker 3: exist yet, so they this little windy tool down there
Speaker 3: and they give them a release. Imagine sending your wife
Speaker 3: off to it.
Speaker 2: Dogs still do that.
Speaker 1: You just have to find it on craigslist. And they're
Speaker 1: not quote unquote licensed.
Speaker 2: They're just more or less men, just regular guys.
Speaker 3: Good to know, Yeah, good to So wonder why my
Speaker 3: wife was on craigslist last week?
Speaker 2: Yeah a bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, anyway, Shannavador when she does arrive, because I
Speaker 3: was unaware of this doctor, Tim, she says she's been
Speaker 3: using him for eleven years, and I was thinking, what.
Speaker 2: Whoa?
Speaker 5: All right, all right, all right, whoa?
Speaker 3: And then Emily tells us now that she's lost the weight,
Speaker 3: she actually likes her husband again, and her son doesn't
Speaker 3: have autism, and maybe those are just storylines she made
Speaker 3: up thinking that she should stay on the show.
Speaker 5: It's weird, how like when you're not fat anymore, you
Speaker 5: still are just struggling.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, Pat's uh, Pat's laughing because he just said
Speaker 1: something that we're gonna have to cut.
Speaker 2: Out of the podcast, and I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to address it, but I did walk
Speaker 1: across the room and on our board we can flag
Speaker 1: the audio file just so that when we go back,
Speaker 1: we know exactly where that awful.
Speaker 2: Thing he said.
Speaker 1: So he's busting a gut right now. Anyways, Okay, fuck.
Speaker 2: Whoa.
Speaker 5: I don't think it was that bad.
Speaker 2: It wasn't all right, So we get to we bounce
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 3: Between Daria's new apartment and then doctor tim z Y.
Speaker 1: And we talked about the trace of me. That's why
Speaker 1: it's challenging to reunite the trace a Vegas. And it's
Speaker 1: challenging because Tamra is hellspawn. Now, Tamra turns does this
Speaker 1: pattern where she'll say some of the most reprehensible things
Speaker 1: you could ever say to a human being, let alone
Speaker 1: a human being. That you consider a friend and then
Speaker 1: grow impatient with the lack of expediting to get back together.
Speaker 1: So Tamra will call a woman a drunk whore who
Speaker 1: can't keep a man who lives alone and is broke,
Speaker 1: and then a year later, when they haven't really gotten
Speaker 1: over that kind of thing, she'll turn it into a
Speaker 1: new thing where they're just trying to hold things over
Speaker 1: her head.
Speaker 3: Oh, get over it.
Speaker 5: Right. Also, I want to point out here this is
Speaker 5: for pat Eddie is in the room. He's in the
Speaker 5: part they show him. He's literally sitting eleven inches to
Speaker 5: the left of the camera.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 5: He has basically said spin it, I won't this, I
Speaker 5: will I will speak not. And I was laughing out
Speaker 5: loud at the fact that he was on the couch
Speaker 5: and just refuse to speak. I loved it.
Speaker 3: Some dudes want to be on camera. That would be
Speaker 3: Jen's boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Oh Ryan loves a camera.
Speaker 3: And some don't anymore.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine that day when Tamra got the call
Speaker 1: that she's going to be on the twentieth and she
Speaker 1: goes in the room to tell Eddie. He goes, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't need to get too dark, but he definitely
Speaker 1: goes in the bathroom by himself for a little bit
Speaker 1: to think about some stuff. Okay, all right, so Jen
Speaker 1: and Ryan, Oh.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say so. Daria offers some solid advice
Speaker 3: here to her mom, a lot of growth there. She says,
Speaker 3: why don't you just apologize and ask your friend? Can
Speaker 3: can we move on? And as you pointed out, it's
Speaker 3: hard to move on when you've told one of your
Speaker 3: friends that you've known for fifteen years, because you know
Speaker 3: the time. If you just meant someone has said this
Speaker 3: horrible stuff, maybe you could get past it because you
Speaker 3: don't know him, but you've known them. And you say
Speaker 3: you're sad. Yeah, you're a drunk, you're poor, you'll never
Speaker 3: find a man. And your dog keeps telling people that
Speaker 3: you hide bottles behind your couch in your home. Right, Archie,
Speaker 3: you tell him.
Speaker 1: I think all of us have a lot of sympathy
Speaker 1: for Archie, who's dead, but he would when Archie was
Speaker 1: still with us. I think we all of us felt
Speaker 1: for Archie because he was he was essentially in a
Speaker 1: prison break situation, but because he doesn't have thumbs, he
Speaker 1: couldn't get out, So you got to feel.
Speaker 2: For the little guy.
Speaker 1: But he he was kind of a rat, I mean,
Speaker 1: dropped a lot of dimes on bedore.
Speaker 2: We don't we don't need.
Speaker 1: Outwards exactly outwardly. It's such a mess. We don't need
Speaker 1: Archie adding more kindling to the fire. You know, no
Speaker 1: one knew about those bottles until Archie ran his fucking
Speaker 1: yapper talk about cobwebs, just bottles of a rum.
Speaker 3: Only drunks drink rum and gin.
Speaker 1: No no, I think the drunks weapon of choice vodka. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, vodka is that's the that's the drunk liquor.
Speaker 1: Rum is like a dude with way too many weird
Speaker 1: tattoos and a mustache in Echo Park.
Speaker 5: Rum is. Rum is an easy drunk. Rum is like
Speaker 5: a guy that's not really like he'll kick it if
Speaker 5: you really needed to. But vodka is like, oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 5: fucking problem.
Speaker 1: Last time I drank rum was twenty ten MM threw
Speaker 1: up drinking an entire fifth of Johnny Walker No no, no.
Speaker 2: What's uh?
Speaker 4: The Captain the no no, no no, Sailor Jerry.
Speaker 1: Ough drank a fifth of Sailor. Jerry threw up, slept
Speaker 1: on the ground. And that's the story I've told before,
Speaker 1: where I called the cab at four o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 1: but New Orleans has locks from the inside, so I
Speaker 1: couldn't get out and that he pulled up and I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't. I can't get that one. So
Speaker 1: that was the last time I drank rum.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So Jen and Ryan, Yeah, we go to this bizarre
Speaker 1: His store is an ad lib. It's it's a fill
Speaker 1: out what it is. They have parents, they have bowls.
Speaker 3: There were lots of plants there, and I saw Ryan
Speaker 3: I and out a lot of the pots that the
Speaker 3: plants are and he's like, I get hide some money
Speaker 3: in there. I heard him say that to me.
Speaker 2: Yea, Yeah, this was.
Speaker 5: The type of thing that was a fever dream. So
Speaker 5: like you're trying to describe it and you're like, we
Speaker 5: were walking by these parrots, but we were in the
Speaker 5: home deepot plants.
Speaker 3: Next.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I loved this fucking store.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: We've come here to fight. This is where we've come
Speaker 1: to the storefront to film a scene where we're going
Speaker 1: to be fighting in public. Now, Ryan wants Jen to
Speaker 1: tell the kids that their father is a piece of shit.
Speaker 1: It'll help frame him in a better light, and it'll
Speaker 1: help them.
Speaker 2: Recognize that the hope is gone. Now.
Speaker 1: The problem is you shut your tiny little mouth about
Speaker 1: how she wants to frame their father to them. And also,
Speaker 1: it's a little bit tough for Jen to do that
Speaker 1: because I believe she cheated on him.
Speaker 3: She did, she ruined the marriage, although he was a
Speaker 3: dick at least coming from her, and he does appear
Speaker 3: to be a dick and a deadbeat bat dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, Jen thinks it's Grayson's like melancholy because of that
Speaker 3: speeding ticket. And Ryan says, no, I think it's because
Speaker 3: the dad's an asshole and a dick and invisible. And
Speaker 3: Jen says, Nah, I think it's more about that speeding ticket. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well we'll find out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going to probably it's probably the ticket, I think.
Speaker 1: So all right, let's get to Heather's meal of the day.
Speaker 1: It's her own.
Speaker 2: She's doing, oh mad, so she is going to have
Speaker 2: three pickles. She's still very mad at Jen. And when
Speaker 2: I listen to.
Speaker 1: Heather Debro talk about really anything, I wonder if there's
Speaker 1: anyone out there that's paying anyone watching and get in
Speaker 1: the comments, let us know when Heather is talking. Are
Speaker 1: you paying attention to what she's saying?
Speaker 3: Now? But what I am paying attention to is there
Speaker 3: decor in one of her twenty dwellings for a rich person.
Speaker 3: They have the tackiest taste I've ever seen in my
Speaker 3: entire life, the two of them, like, they are so tacky.
Speaker 3: Their parties are tacky.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine having a massive sorry, I'm just blown
Speaker 1: away by having this feature in a home as loudly
Speaker 1: as they do.
Speaker 3: You're talking about like the melted No.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about the champagne room.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm talking about in their home.
Speaker 2: Adjacent to the kitchen.
Speaker 1: A fucking Fort Knox room of Voove clicko as a
Speaker 1: kind of centerpiece to the hospitality. Just imagine having that
Speaker 1: inside of a house.
Speaker 3: Well it's a condo and it's also called a wine closet,
Speaker 3: and that is so twenty ten. And as you know,
Speaker 3: I have a mini one in our house.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think that that was in the house
Speaker 1: that they sold at a loss. There was like ubes
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about was like a massive thing.
Speaker 5: The one that they had that etched the tree with
Speaker 5: the embryos, little eggs and stuff that when they had
Speaker 5: the wall, it was a literal like bajillion foot wall
Speaker 5: of vove. Again, just do cooler shit with your money, right, No,
Speaker 5: just be cooler.
Speaker 1: You know it's like, sorry, are is that? Did you
Speaker 1: get inspired by a Vegas be club?
Speaker 2: Is that why you did that?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: In your house with your children.
Speaker 5: Yes, you went to Bobby Flay's restaurant in Vegas and
Speaker 5: you said, Bobby, what do we need to do this?
Speaker 3: And I want that?
Speaker 5: And he said, I got a guy and you literally
Speaker 5: called him Heather.
Speaker 3: And honestly, the inspiration for how that ended up at
Speaker 3: the Bobby Flay, uh restaurant with some dudes were on
Speaker 3: coke with a bunch of money. Yeah, and said, let's
Speaker 3: fucking do this.
Speaker 2: I hate right right right now.
Speaker 3: See people that put cotton candy on the dessert menu.
Speaker 1: There, uh huh yeah, flagrat cotton can right, all right,
Speaker 1: so do anything, man. We get to one of the
Speaker 1: dumbest sequences of the season. We do this deor clutch
Speaker 1: with the vibrator in it.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, this is why I hate Emily. This
Speaker 3: is why she's white trash, lives in a fucking track home.
Speaker 1: To build up the story is Carmela brought her something
Speaker 1: in a Dior bag and inside of it it was
Speaker 1: not a clutch.
Speaker 2: It was a vibrator. No or no, it was a
Speaker 2: vibrator in the clutch.
Speaker 3: In a very expensive designer back.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: So, so Emily is telling this story as though there
Speaker 1: is She's using a a ramping of suspense and anticipation.
Speaker 2: This story is nothing.
Speaker 3: Okay, Can I break Can I break down what she's
Speaker 3: doing here? She's throwing shit at the wall with Heather
Speaker 3: to bro to see what sticks as a storyline. The
Speaker 3: first one is I think she was trying to look
Speaker 3: like a baller and see like, you know, am I
Speaker 3: like the next rich person on this show? Heather, What
Speaker 3: do you think?
Speaker 2: What do you think? Do you think? Is that?
Speaker 3: Nope? Okay yeah, Next one is a nice gift. Next
Speaker 3: one is can you believe she gave me a vibr vibrator?
Speaker 3: And then the next one is like every other episode
Speaker 3: you talk about how that little guy fucking gets behind
Speaker 3: you and like rams it in your asshole.
Speaker 1: I mean that's pat You got to stay more positive.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, Ruby. Does she talk about how she likes
Speaker 3: to do anal with her?
Speaker 5: No, the joyful Tyrant is right here. Their anal sexual
Speaker 5: life is discussed very frequently.
Speaker 2: Is it anal? Or is it doggy stuff?
Speaker 3: Anal? Anal? Couldn't yes, couldn't poss yes, and miss uh,
Speaker 3: miss clutch her pearls handwringing, also motor boats everybody on
Speaker 3: the cast. So spare me this bullshit about you being like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I can't believe she gave me a vibrator. Emily,
Speaker 3: You're terrible.
Speaker 2: Stay positive.
Speaker 4: That's hard for me. Ill I can't stand her age.
Speaker 3: Maybe we need Dino from Real House.
Speaker 2: So I want to rewind to thirty. We need Dino.
Speaker 1: I want thirty minutes. I want to go back in time. Superman,
Speaker 1: fly around the world, take us back thirty minutes. I'm
Speaker 1: going to be Patty. I think people wrote because it
Speaker 1: was Ruby, it's just you two on the last episode,
Speaker 1: because that's not Patty.
Speaker 5: Because he's so joyful.
Speaker 4: And we're so negative.
Speaker 2: He's so positive and never negative.
Speaker 5: I love it. He's the joyful tyrant.
Speaker 1: He is cut to him talking about how this woman
Speaker 1: needs to shut up about her autistic child.
Speaker 2: It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 3: He's not autistic.
Speaker 2: Yes he is. She's going through a lot with I
Speaker 2: believe he is.
Speaker 3: Until she lost weight and then she's like, no, everything's great.
Speaker 1: Now she's still talking about she loves her husband too.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's get to Jen, Shannon and Meetball. Ruby.
Speaker 2: Do you want to take this?
Speaker 5: Uh? Yeah, I think that they only are you wait,
Speaker 5: are you talking about the discussion that they're still happening about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're eating breakfast burritos.
Speaker 5: And uh yeah, So I think that they only like
Speaker 5: to go to Vicky only wants to go to Mexican restaurants.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry, it was it was was it Vicky
Speaker 1: Shannon and.
Speaker 5: Vicky g Yeah, meet Paul and Jen. Yeah, okay, and
Speaker 5: if she wants to feel like she's constantly in Port
Speaker 5: Vera at Andola's. Yeah, so she's only going to Mexican restaurants. Yeah,
Speaker 5: the outfit genus showed up in it just caught me
Speaker 5: by surprise.
Speaker 3: I was hoping someone was gonna mention that.
Speaker 5: I just was surprised.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it reminds me a lot of like, well, we'll
Speaker 1: break it down in the valley. But Zach is like,
Speaker 1: if I can hate this shirt, it's like, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting. That's why you got it for twelve dollars.
Speaker 2: That's why you hate it so much.
Speaker 1: All right, So let's get to Carmela, who is a
Speaker 1: very fly girl this morning.
Speaker 3: Her teenagers are a hand for Ruby.
Speaker 2: What is this hair? Right now?
Speaker 1: I don't know her nationality or any of that stuff,
Speaker 1: but my god, Jenny from the block a little bit.
Speaker 5: I don't know that you knowing nationality and stuff would
Speaker 5: clarify anything about the hair. Kind sure, I don't know
Speaker 5: if it was a choice or like an accident, but
Speaker 5: it was strange and she's beautiful, so I was again surprised.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very very confusing hair.
Speaker 1: This morning, she once again is dealing with children who
Speaker 1: what's wrong with the children. The children have too many things,
Speaker 1: They have too many nice things. The lighting is too
Speaker 1: good in their life, and because of that, they are
Speaker 1: ungrateful little.
Speaker 4: Sewer creature.
Speaker 1: Now now they now, now, they will possibly get better.
Speaker 2: I doubt it, well, but they might.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Nope, they're not going to school.
Speaker 2: Okay, they don't go to school. They're going to school.
Speaker 3: They need to tan and watch their stories. Old Patty
Speaker 3: used to like to watch his story. It was the
Speaker 3: one thing I bonded with my mom over had to
Speaker 3: get home from school to watch General Hospital HM before
Speaker 3: she went off to her night shift at all.
Speaker 2: The way, school is the operative word here.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Yes, And then we've got this kid.
Speaker 1: Ruby expressed profound confusion over this kid just not going
Speaker 1: to a sports practice, something that we would have never
Speaker 1: dreamed of doing. Not going to school is nuts, although
Speaker 1: I did, I did do it one time, Oh you rebel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one day, I just I really, I think I was
Speaker 1: at school. I just didn't want to go to the classes,
Speaker 1: so I just missed the first half of the day
Speaker 1: of school. And because I registered two absences out of
Speaker 1: the four blocks of education that day. They didn't let
Speaker 1: me play in the senior game.
Speaker 5: Well they shouldn't have because you're a little lying about
Speaker 5: some time.
Speaker 1: That's what happens. Not to these ladies. They just get
Speaker 1: to have coconut water in the watch. And I think
Speaker 1: they're referring to Instagram stories and I don't think the.
Speaker 3: First time I skip school freshman year. I'm hanging out
Speaker 3: with my buddy Jake Wheeler, my buddy Sully, my buddy
Speaker 3: Mikey V. We're gonna hang out at Jake Wheeler's in
Speaker 3: his basement of his house. We get we take the
Speaker 3: school bus to school, but we don't go in the building.
Speaker 3: Jake lived right around the corner. Yeah, we crack a
Speaker 3: couple natty lights. We're having a good time down in
Speaker 3: the basement. We're gonna watch Wheel of Fortune hang out
Speaker 3: all day. Who gives a fuck? Right, And then we
Speaker 3: would sneak back to the buses and go back home.
Speaker 3: So I guess we're making a little too much. No
Speaker 3: place turns out his old, fucking toothless grandma lived. I
Speaker 3: guess in the house she called the fucking cops because
Speaker 3: she heard noises downstairs. Next thing, you know, we got
Speaker 3: the fucking coppers downstairs. The blue taxi shows up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: takes us back to school in the cop car.
Speaker 2: That's a great story.
Speaker 3: You think it's that good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, that's pretty crazy story.
Speaker 3: We got brought back to school.
Speaker 1: All right, Ruby has to go to a fish concert.
Speaker 1: Ruby's gonna leave us in about ten minutes.
Speaker 3: A right, let's wrap this up there, okay, all right?
Speaker 3: She Carmela talks about how because her daughter tells us
Speaker 3: about this creepy guy who was going to buy her
Speaker 3: cough medicine, you know, And she says, hey, you got
Speaker 3: to look out for those creepy guys. And I learned
Speaker 3: this when I posed nude for a magazine that was
Speaker 3: run by a meth head. You know, you got to
Speaker 3: watch out for these creepy guys.
Speaker 2: I want to get back to the guy who, by.
Speaker 3: The way, Hugh Hefner, watched any video of him in
Speaker 3: the sixties and seventies.
Speaker 4: Crank guys on meth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks like he was trying to grind coffee
Speaker 3: beans with his fucking teeth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you can do it that way, it just
Speaker 1: takes a very long time. So listen, but a good
Speaker 1: you'll get a good grind, that's what. That's what burr
Speaker 1: mill all right, I'm not going to get into it.
Speaker 1: If you were in the wild and you were at
Speaker 1: a pharmacy and you see a child who probably has
Speaker 1: a sore throat, unable to procure a remedy because of
Speaker 1: the nonsensical laws we have.
Speaker 2: Do not offer to buy her anything.
Speaker 1: Don't offer to buy a child cough syrup, cough loss
Speaker 1: and just don't. I know you're probably thinking this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I'll get you some just stay out of it, Okay,
Speaker 1: itchy throat is the only thing that's.
Speaker 2: Going to happen.
Speaker 5: Here's what I have to say as well. And this
Speaker 5: is a potentially divisive common to make.
Speaker 2: I'm excited.
Speaker 5: And when the child in question looks like Carmela's daughter,
Speaker 5: definitely don't offer buy it, right, So double out walk
Speaker 5: away because don't extra don't that time.
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, it's a good point, because yeah, different, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to keep going with it, but different,
Speaker 1: I think. Okay, So Jen and Emily clean out Jen's
Speaker 1: closet and we get to see a little look at
Speaker 1: Ryan's closet, which is.
Speaker 3: Looks like a fat boy band guy lives.
Speaker 2: It looks like a fat boy band guy lives in there.
Speaker 1: And that's the most unbelievable description of Ryan's aesthetic ethos
Speaker 1: and core.
Speaker 4: He is a fat boy band vet. Now he's not.
Speaker 1: He's just a criminal, but that's his aesthetic, all right.
Speaker 1: So we talk about Gray and we talk about Luke.
Speaker 3: Emily quickly goes, yeah, I know you were talking about
Speaker 3: your let me talk about Luke, right.
Speaker 1: I know that you were discussing your child closing himself
Speaker 1: off to the world. But my child doesn't need French fise.
Speaker 1: And because I was so focused on that, and I
Speaker 1: am not trying to diminish what she's going through, I'm
Speaker 1: just she's.
Speaker 3: Not going through anything. She cares about herself.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I want to say I'm just quoting Patty when I
Speaker 1: say her son is in the French Fries, because I
Speaker 1: feel that there is a very very serious thing going
Speaker 1: on there. But she quickly kind of kicks the snowball
Speaker 1: downhill a little bit further.
Speaker 2: It goes.
Speaker 1: Because I was so focused on what kind of dips
Speaker 1: we could get him to enjoy the French Fries with,
Speaker 1: I lost sight of our daughter, and it's all go ahead.
Speaker 5: Ruby, Oh, just saying we've been saying, we said that
Speaker 5: a long time ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Emily.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go Emily, really happy you're back. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about meat, Paul and Travis.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought we were. Should we skip over Teddy's house?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, we can't skip over Teddy. My notes went down more.
Speaker 3: She's on the men. Clearly, it's going to be a
Speaker 3: long path. You know, this is the only friend, or
Speaker 3: the longest female friend I've ever seen tam Rat be
Speaker 3: loyal to. And it's maybe because they're not filming with
Speaker 3: each other. If they were filming with each other, tam
Speaker 3: Rat would do the same bullshit.
Speaker 1: If they were not filming with each other. If they were,
Speaker 1: If they were filming with each other, Tamra would be
Speaker 1: accusing Teddy of milking her brain cancer. Probably it's not
Speaker 1: beneath her a million percent.
Speaker 5: Well, instead, she manages somehow. And now I believe that
Speaker 5: Teddy actually, excuse me, Teddy just recently announced that she's
Speaker 5: like there's no cancer that was detected in her body,
Speaker 5: which is fucking awesome, et cetera. I couldn't be happier
Speaker 5: for her. I do not want any cancer to ever
Speaker 5: come back. The fact that Tamar goes to her home
Speaker 5: and at the end of this entire thing, no, Tamar,
Speaker 5: do you have brain cancer? Why are you crying? Oh no,
Speaker 5: you don't have brain cancer. Oh sorry. I was wondering
Speaker 5: why the woman with brain cancer was comforting the non
Speaker 5: woman with brain cancer. The treatment of the women in
Speaker 5: this group, it was so Tamar is so transparent, And
Speaker 5: this was the perfect example of since she can't Teddy
Speaker 5: down because they're filming together, she needs to bring her
Speaker 5: in to flip the narrative so Chamber can show the
Speaker 5: hurt that she has been caused by this cancer that
Speaker 5: Teddy had.
Speaker 3: Right well, by the way, full circle here, because the
Speaker 3: women weren't understanding about how upset she was about the cancer,
Speaker 3: so she's crying it needs to be comforted by the
Speaker 3: person that actually has cancer.
Speaker 1: Well there's this other I loved this line she had
Speaker 1: when she goes you know, ever since Teddy got sick,
Speaker 1: I realized that, you know, before Teddy got sick, I
Speaker 1: would say, you know, bring up people's cheating husbands, talk
Speaker 1: about their tax issues. But then then Teddy got diagnosed,
Speaker 1: and I realized that life is just way too beautiful
Speaker 1: and way too short to be concerned about them. Can
Speaker 1: someone get a large cannon, loaded her in it and blasted.
Speaker 4: Her into the stratosphere place, Holy.
Speaker 3: You were an awful person the second the cameras said action,
Speaker 3: possibly even before that, and then you were an awful
Speaker 3: person after the diagnosis as well, like through and through.
Speaker 2: You are an awful person. It's consistent.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Meatball and Travis, and then we're going
Speaker 1: to say goodbye to Ruby date night.
Speaker 3: By the way, why two orders of an all you
Speaker 3: can eat oyster plate?
Speaker 5: Muscles?
Speaker 3: Muscles? Why have to Why order two? It's all you
Speaker 3: can eat? Just order one?
Speaker 2: No sharing?
Speaker 3: You think the waiter is gonna go Hey, you guys?
Speaker 3: You guys sharing that?
Speaker 1: I mean they sometimes they got to enforce it. And
Speaker 1: when I feel really bad for the white staff that
Speaker 1: has to enforce the very limited rules of and all
Speaker 1: you can eat experience, it's like, hey, listen, you fat child,
Speaker 1: you've grown adult, fat child. You come in here, you
Speaker 1: eat seven pounds of sushi. All we're saying is that
Speaker 1: she got a tea. She can't. Don't make us do this, Okay.
Speaker 1: Ruby thoughts on Meatball and Travis before you head out
Speaker 1: to the Fish Show.
Speaker 2: And Fish are going on at what time?
Speaker 5: I believe eight or so, I don't know, And.
Speaker 2: They're going to play for what seven and a half hours.
Speaker 3: I heard on this set they're going to do the
Speaker 3: White album front to back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fourteen set breaks and yeah, sixty three songs.
Speaker 3: I heard they might do Purple Rain the entire album.
Speaker 2: All right. Ruby thoughts on Meatball and Travis.
Speaker 5: I do not believe I think I love Travis, I
Speaker 5: really do. I think his entire thing being like, you
Speaker 5: know what, if we're happy and work intent, I don't
Speaker 5: give a shit about this name thing. Gina. This is
Speaker 5: what I will say. I caution her because I think
Speaker 5: she's happy, she's they are successful together. Just ride the wave, girl,
Speaker 5: don't bring in this. I'm bullshit. Keep your kids happy.
Speaker 5: And also I wouldn't. I didn't change my name when
Speaker 5: I got married, and get over it.
Speaker 1: It's a lovely conversation. They resolve this very beautifully and
Speaker 1: also get it off.
Speaker 3: Our storylines like this that keep us tuning in.
Speaker 1: Right, people, go follow Ruby's substack Gangs of New York.
Speaker 1: She's at the Fish Show tonight. Go say hi, Go
Speaker 1: bump into her in the moshpit. We love your Ruby,
Speaker 1: have a great weekend.
Speaker 3: Love you Ruby.
Speaker 5: I love you guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we have got to get to the quiet woman,
Speaker 1: the quiet woman where it's very quiet.
Speaker 3: It's very quiet there.
Speaker 2: Now, VICKI wobbles in and oh, just no. First, let's
Speaker 2: get to Jen and her son.
Speaker 3: She speaks with Gray. Hey, are you sad?
Speaker 4: He's getting bullied at school and his.
Speaker 3: Dad's not around. Okay, it's tough.
Speaker 2: Let's go to a woman.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, called being a kid?
Speaker 3: All right, life sucks.
Speaker 1: We'll get to the quiet woman now, Vicky.
Speaker 2: She's hobbled, but she's preparing for battle. And Tamar arrives.
Speaker 4: She says, let me practice, let me throw up what
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, to tell you you wait wait, wait,
Speaker 2: you be Vicky. I'm gonna be Tamora to me, all right, right, Hi.
Speaker 2: I think I think I.
Speaker 1: Know what I'm gonna say to to Shannon when she
Speaker 1: comes in. I think I know how to fix all this.
Speaker 1: Will you hear me out?
Speaker 2: Wow? Okay? Can we talk to me?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, So Shannon's gonna sit down, and I think
Speaker 1: I'm going to say, listen, I understand the past year
Speaker 1: or two has been tumultuous. You have been a drunk user, broke,
Speaker 1: pathetic piece of shit and I've said.
Speaker 2: Some things, but.
Speaker 3: Don't forget Archie.
Speaker 2: Can we just move on? And Vicky goes, I think
Speaker 2: you might want to take a different rat.
Speaker 3: Well, there's one missing element of that part of reconciliation there.
Speaker 3: Tamar at that's.
Speaker 1: An apology, which Tamar just flat out says, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do that now she will, but Shannon
Speaker 1: Badoor walks in and Shannon asks Tamar. She says, how
Speaker 1: do you think it made me feel when you said
Speaker 1: that I was a drunk who can't ever keep a
Speaker 1: man and I'm broke? And Tamar says, well, how do
Speaker 1: you think? And Vicky thank god Vicky is there, because
Speaker 1: Shannon is just too cuckoo bird, kind of out left
Speaker 1: field to be able to stand Tamra's very mediocre Jedi
Speaker 1: mind tricks right.
Speaker 3: Not only that, but then Shannon Bador starts bringing it
Speaker 3: about Emily and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: Shannon, shut up, you got her on the ropes. It's
Speaker 1: two verse one. We got to get the trace a
Speaker 1: megas back together, Yes, do we No, but Vicky goes, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2: Just stay on topic, answer her question and yes. That's
Speaker 2: when Shannon gets into fucking.
Speaker 1: Well we were talking the other night and she said
Speaker 1: something about your baning advice, and to Tamar's point, like
Speaker 1: what is wrong with you guys? It was a fucking
Speaker 1: one liner, nonsense thing. I say only horrible things to everybody,
Speaker 1: you know. Oh my god, they patch things up and
Speaker 1: this will last nine hours.
Speaker 2: Maybe nine days, well nine days, nine days.
Speaker 1: All right, get in the comments, let us get in
Speaker 1: the comments. Let us know what you thought about the episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat sake, abye
Speaker 1: Slay you guys