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<v Speaker 1>This is an Unspoiled Network podcast. This is spoil Me

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<v Speaker 1>covering Dungeon Crawler Carl Book eight, A Parade of Horribles,

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<v Speaker 1>chapters twenty five through thirty. In these chapters, rend dies

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<v Speaker 1>I have a tiny panic attack because I forget that

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<v Speaker 1>he can come back, and then he does, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the AI does like I'm not gonna call it one

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<v Speaker 1>of the cruelest things it's ever done, because obviously, but like,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, wow, welcome to spoil Me. Welcome to the

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<v Speaker 1>show everyone. I am Natasha. Thank you very much to

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<v Speaker 1>Michael for commissioning this episode. Michael is here in the

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<v Speaker 1>chat with me today, delighted to see user. This section

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<v Speaker 1>is like you, guys, I keep talking about how this

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<v Speaker 1>floor has been giving me this anxiety, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>have to add this factor and I'm just resentful as

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<v Speaker 1>fuck about it. I don't want to stop reading. Obviously

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<v Speaker 1>this is not like that, but I do want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to Matt Dinneman just real quick. I do want

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<v Speaker 1>to have a conversation and be like, number one, how

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<v Speaker 1>dare you this? There's like very little of the race

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<v Speaker 1>in this section. We just kind of very barely get

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<v Speaker 1>started on this newest heat and then we beg into

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<v Speaker 1>move like the heat begins, we get notified on like

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<v Speaker 1>a rule change, and then it cuts off. So most

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<v Speaker 1>of what we get this time is more like the

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<v Speaker 1>interpersonal conflict and and the weird interview with the plenty,

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<v Speaker 1>which is you guys, I'm It's kind of funny how

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<v Speaker 1>this sort of thing will crop up at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I will have a few different projects that I

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<v Speaker 1>am reading or covering, you know, different pieces of media,

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<v Speaker 1>and there will often be some thematic things that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of overlap. And something I was just talking about with Rashan,

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<v Speaker 1>I was covering season five of Supernatural. We just started,

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<v Speaker 1>so we just did episode for the end. I am

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<v Speaker 1>Unspoiled for Supernatural. If you are a Supernatural fan and

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds good to you, you should check out the show.

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<v Speaker 1>It's co hosted so Unspoiled Supernatural. I was talking to

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<v Speaker 1>her in this most recent episode, which will be going

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<v Speaker 1>up shortly, about how many properties I read where a

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<v Speaker 1>main character or sometimes a side character will not really

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<v Speaker 1>take into account the fact that they don't have all

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<v Speaker 1>of the information they may need before leaping to conclusions

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<v Speaker 1>about things, or they will not take into account a

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<v Speaker 1>different culture and the way that they operate and will

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<v Speaker 1>refuse to behave according to the rules of said culture

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<v Speaker 1>because they personally find it stupid. And it's the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of thing that I get really irritated by and can

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<v Speaker 1>make me dislike a main character utterly, because all cultures

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<v Speaker 1>are stupid. I just really want to make it clear

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<v Speaker 1>that's how I feel. There are certain expectations culturally that

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<v Speaker 1>everybody has that are very, very specifically fucking weird. And

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<v Speaker 1>to try and pretend that your culture is something that's

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<v Speaker 1>like inherently logical and reasonable and this other one isn't.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're just going to like cross your arms and

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<v Speaker 1>pout about it makes me exceedingly fucking irritated. And it

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<v Speaker 1>was really nice that, like, the issue here isn't that

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<v Speaker 1>Carl is refusing to, like, you know, no, play by

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<v Speaker 1>the rules of plenty of plenty. It's more that, like,

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<v Speaker 1>if he were given a little bit more of a

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<v Speaker 1>heads up as to what the rules actually are, he

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<v Speaker 1>would probably do better. But he's given minimal information right

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<v Speaker 1>before going out, So the fact that he doesn't exactly

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<v Speaker 1>know how to behave or what to expect is not

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<v Speaker 1>by any fault of his, And so I can sit

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<v Speaker 1>back and watch the weirdness of this scene unfold and

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<v Speaker 1>be completely content with the way that he's handling it,

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<v Speaker 1>like he's doing, in my opinion, the best that he

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<v Speaker 1>can be expected to be doing under the circumstances, Whereas

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<v Speaker 1>there are so many things that I have read and

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<v Speaker 1>watched where I am just like, somebody's like, why should

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<v Speaker 1>we do that? And I'm like, does context not tell

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<v Speaker 1>you why you should do that? It seems really fucking

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<v Speaker 1>obvious why they're doing that because of the other seven

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<v Speaker 1>things about this culture or this ritual that you already know,

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<v Speaker 1>And I just lack patience with it, because all you

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<v Speaker 1>need to do is shut the fuck up and observe

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<v Speaker 1>a little and usually your question will be answered, or

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<v Speaker 1>if not, you can ask in a respectful way versus just, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's weird, why you know? And this is something that

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<v Speaker 1>actually came up in a part of the Wandering in

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm reading, where there's a character who I wish

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<v Speaker 1>we got more of, Frankly, who is given the diplomat

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<v Speaker 1>class because he does this exact thing where he sits

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<v Speaker 1>back and watches these different races and is able to

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<v Speaker 1>understand the way that they approach interacting with other races,

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<v Speaker 1>the hierarchy within their own race, the way that they

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<v Speaker 1>regard sex, or the way that they behave when it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to like food or sharing or housing or marriage

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<v Speaker 1>or children or anything. And this character does what I

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<v Speaker 1>fucking wish everybody in the world would just do. There

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<v Speaker 1>are times when a cultural expectation or requirement is harmful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to pretend it's not, but sometimes that's

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<v Speaker 1>none of your fucking business. Sometimes it is. You've just

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<v Speaker 1>got to be able to like adapt most of the time,

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<v Speaker 1>whether or not you think it's stupid or not, who cares.

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<v Speaker 1>Just do the thing because you are a guest and

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<v Speaker 1>shut up. So Seraphim is in the chat and Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Ken too. Yes, I wish that I got

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<v Speaker 1>more of him, and it may be that in future

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<v Speaker 1>books he shows up a lot more. But from where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm currently at, Sorry, guys, there's just something under my

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<v Speaker 1>dead that's what it is. Okay, where I'm currently at,

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<v Speaker 1>I only got like a short section with him, and

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<v Speaker 1>we've been away from him for a while. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>the caprids like, I'm not pretending that this isn't the

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<v Speaker 1>most bizarre fucking thing I understand. I think it's Miriam

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<v Speaker 1>that says something about how Prepotente went on it and

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<v Speaker 1>that she found it kind of disturbing. I think is

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<v Speaker 1>the word that she used, which I actually kind of

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<v Speaker 1>understand the use of that word because it does you'll, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, there's just something really unsettling about the

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<v Speaker 1>way everybody behaves. But if you like just get the

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<v Speaker 1>principle of the way they think and what they expect

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<v Speaker 1>of you, the rules do seem mostly pretty simple, except

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<v Speaker 1>for the exert yourself, which I don't know what that means,

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<v Speaker 1>and we don't actually find that out in this section,

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<v Speaker 1>and the fact that Karl is not told what it

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<v Speaker 1>means leads me to believe that is something that's like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of going to be I don't know if it's

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily going to be a problem that he's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to want to do it at all, or if it's

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<v Speaker 1>just going to be like embarrassing somehow, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. I don't know, so anyway, I just uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the way that this whole interview goes is, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting ahead of myself, as I always do. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>start back in safe room everybody is gathered around playing

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<v Speaker 1>Mario Kart, which I do really appreciate that blatant nod

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<v Speaker 1>within the story. And it turns out that Samantha is,

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<v Speaker 1>like we find out later, hopped up on amphetamine. She

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<v Speaker 1>is just coked out of her mind playing Mario Kart

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<v Speaker 1>and absolutely fucking wrecking everybody. So honestly, a part of

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<v Speaker 1>me is sort of like, uh, oh, are we going

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<v Speaker 1>to make her a driver? I don't know if she's allowed.

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<v Speaker 1>Does she count as a mercenary. I'm not sure if

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<v Speaker 1>she does or not, because there was the assumption we

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<v Speaker 1>can't let her drive or she will kill us. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's donut who says that, and Karl immediately

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<v Speaker 1>agrees with her, But like, maybe that's exactly the energy

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<v Speaker 1>you need, is somebody who's willing to do something. Bananas

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<v Speaker 1>that said, being good at Mario Kart does not necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>mean that you're going to be good at actual real

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<v Speaker 1>life racing, or that you're going to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>adapt in the moment to change rules or terrain or

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<v Speaker 1>environment or anything. So it may simply be that she's

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<v Speaker 1>good at Mario Kart and that is all. And Jeff says,

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<v Speaker 1>did I miss Samantha getting a body no. She is

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<v Speaker 1>playing with her tongue. I think she's holding the controller

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<v Speaker 1>in her mouth. She was playing Princess Peach on a

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<v Speaker 1>pink motorcycle. She had the controller in her mouth and

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<v Speaker 1>was hovering just a foot off the ground, spinning back

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<v Speaker 1>and forth. She was literally pressing buttons with her tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>She made muffled zooming noises as she played. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>that she probably couldn't drive because of the pedals, But honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>the way that the AI has sort of been like

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<v Speaker 1>rocking and rolling with certain things, I wouldn't be surprised

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<v Speaker 1>if something happened to enable her to drive in a

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<v Speaker 1>different way. I don't know, so anyway, Sorry, Donut's complaining

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<v Speaker 1>that her loot boxes don't have good shit, which I

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<v Speaker 1>do think is probably like when you're as powerful as

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<v Speaker 1>she is, stuff just doesn't seem that great anymore. Karl

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<v Speaker 1>has to pee, and he actually can pee out of

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<v Speaker 1>the penis that comes with the kangaroo suit, which understandably

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<v Speaker 1>freaks him out, and he just doesn't look. He has

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<v Speaker 1>hit level five in his Fersna skill, and then as

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<v Speaker 1>this is continuing, he reaches level eight yiffing is unlocked.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what yiffing is due to thirty Rock. We

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<v Speaker 1>won't get into it, but I will say furries are

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<v Speaker 1>very easy butt for jokes. I get it. It's weird again.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything's weird. Everything is weird there. I'm not trying to

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<v Speaker 1>say that there aren't levels to weirdness, but like, please everyone,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't feel like we need to dwell on

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<v Speaker 1>this is what I'm saying. We then have one of

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<v Speaker 1>the slugglers coming up to Amani asking her if she

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<v Speaker 1>wants to play, and she says, I played enough against

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<v Speaker 1>my brother's back home, and this is when Dona is like, brothers,

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<v Speaker 1>how many do you have? Poor Donuh doesn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>she's just touched on a really sensitive topic, and poor

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<v Speaker 1>Emani is like obviously uncomfortable and wants to change the

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<v Speaker 1>subject but doesn't seem to know how to do that

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<v Speaker 1>well without like being rude, and so she just is like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I think I will play and sort

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<v Speaker 1>of leaves, while Donah is low key mid sentence, and

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<v Speaker 1>Donah is just like, did I make her mad? Or

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean to? You know, she doesn't know, and

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<v Speaker 1>I really felt for her in that moment, because it's

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<v Speaker 1>tough sometimes when you just don't realize that you've hit

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<v Speaker 1>on a triggering topic for somebody and it feels like

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<v Speaker 1>they're pissed at you, and they can even sort of

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<v Speaker 1>feel actually pissed at you, like that's something they will

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<v Speaker 1>know themselves that that's not really a rational response on

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<v Speaker 1>their part, but that doesn't change the fact that you

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<v Speaker 1>bringing this up might have made them mad. And I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciated Carl being like, sometimes you don't need to know

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's full life story to understand them, which I really

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<v Speaker 1>endorse this as a like approach to handling imani as

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<v Speaker 1>a character. It may be that we never get the

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<v Speaker 1>full backstory and I don't really feel like I need it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't feel like we always need it in

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<v Speaker 1>general if we're doing a main character. Sure, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think that some not even necessarily like writers, but even

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<v Speaker 1>in TV shows or movies, there will be a temptation

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes to just jump into, oh, this is a prequel

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<v Speaker 1>to explain what happened to so and so, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like not helpful, actually, and it makes it everything less

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<v Speaker 1>interesting or less compelling, and you're just sort of going,

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<v Speaker 1>who asked for this? Or wanted this, you know. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I really felt both for Donut and Immani

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<v Speaker 1>in this moment, because I'm sure that Immani feels a

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. Rend has just got a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>which noted, and Rend dies and like I said, tiny

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<v Speaker 1>has upset Mango. Of course she won, as this was

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<v Speaker 1>sylvan crystal consuming hobgoblin sweat, the bite of a riven wing,

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<v Speaker 1>consuming undead flesh, Reaper gaze new potatoes. Yeah, that's some bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>That's some bullshit. I'm not even come on now, come

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<v Speaker 1>on now, Like, so now he just basically can't come

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<v Speaker 1>because we have undead mercenaries now that are drivers. So

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<v Speaker 1>if Wren gets a little bit what's the word I want,

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<v Speaker 1>how likely it is, but Reren doesn't seem exactly discriminating

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<v Speaker 1>in who he bites. I mean, yeah, I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>like it. This makes me very sad, and I just

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just glad Rend isn't cuter. He's eh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like so at the very least I can say, like

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<v Speaker 1>that's going to soften it a little bit for me,

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<v Speaker 1>and anybody who says that the cuteness of the creature

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't like affect their feelings about you're a liar. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't believe you. But anyway, so donut. He has to

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<v Speaker 1>like explain to her what the fuck is going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>And this is when Amani says, well, you could put

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<v Speaker 1>him in the guild pet stables. Gonk the yak is

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<v Speaker 1>in there, Simum the Rhino too. When we started preparing

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<v Speaker 1>for Kachia to leave, we didn't have much time and

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<v Speaker 1>on the fly, Simoom kind of got lost in the shuffle,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's in the stables. Simum loves Gonk very curious

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<v Speaker 1>what the significance of this is, because I feel that

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<v Speaker 1>Simum still being here means something like not necessarily like

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<v Speaker 1>means something but more like this is going to turn

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<v Speaker 1>Simum somehow. Rosetta comes in at this point with Tippett

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<v Speaker 1>and tells them via chat, I think we found a

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<v Speaker 1>flesh mancer, and Tippett says the performance guilled. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I know how to find it, but you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>like what's required to get in. I'm pretty sure it's

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<v Speaker 1>hidden in the bar you've already visited. We don't get

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<v Speaker 1>more on this now, what's MM And then the mercenaries

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<v Speaker 1>that she brings in are two Jeeki Ninki Gules level

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five if not not a great like that's really low.

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<v Speaker 1>But hopefully they're not going to be that necessary for fighting.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just going to be driving again undead, don't love it,

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<v Speaker 1>hours later, don't and I re yanked away to go

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<v Speaker 1>on our live appearance of the show plenty of plenty, Now, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't emphasize enough how frequently in these chapters I

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<v Speaker 1>forgot that Carl was in the kangaroo suit. We get

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<v Speaker 1>periodic reminders and context, and it's not like it's not

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<v Speaker 1>Matt's fault, That's all I'm saying that I forgot. I

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<v Speaker 1>just keep forgetting. So he turns up and Lexis, who

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<v Speaker 1>is the one kind of running point for them as guests,

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<v Speaker 1>is obviously trying not to laugh at him. And then

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<v Speaker 1>there comes a point later where like Carl is trying

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<v Speaker 1>to run away from the Harbinger and he like falls

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<v Speaker 1>because he forgets in the suit as well and can't

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<v Speaker 1>move as he normally would. And I just keep being like,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, this thing is so inconvenient and frustrating. So

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<v Speaker 1>let's see, I'm on loan to Born since I'm stuck

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<v Speaker 1>in system and after hours is on hiatus. It was

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<v Speaker 1>either this or sit and twitter my thumbs on the

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<v Speaker 1>press barge and with your garbage freighter having taken over

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<v Speaker 1>everything in orbit, I say I made the right choice.

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<v Speaker 1>And Carl's like what and mentions Zev is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>the one that's having to handle everything now because the

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<v Speaker 1>AI has gone bonkers and Cascadia is just not up

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<v Speaker 1>for it. The insurgents aren't letting anyone they don't trust

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<v Speaker 1>down here unless the AI demands it, and those that

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<v Speaker 1>are down here are barely functioning, so it's all hands

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<v Speaker 1>on deck. And at this point Carl is just like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck are you talking about? And she's able

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<v Speaker 1>initially to just talk openly, and then a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>later is like, all right, let me just close up

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<v Speaker 1>some of the because you know, there's some things that

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<v Speaker 1>she shouldn't be talking about. So the first thing that

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<v Speaker 1>she gets into that she can say aloud, the Open

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<v Speaker 1>Intellect Action Network used to be Pacifist network, and trusting

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<v Speaker 1>those people you in faction wars with are those insurgents,

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<v Speaker 1>is what she says. They sent a boarding crew pretty

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<v Speaker 1>much to every major ship in orbit and took all

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<v Speaker 1>of them, and it happened very fast. That Homecoming Queen

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<v Speaker 1>is decked out in enhancement zone weaponry that actually works

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<v Speaker 1>now that the AI has escaped containment, which that's wild.

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<v Speaker 1>I whoa, I've come such a fast. It's the equivalent

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<v Speaker 1>of a fully armored ogre fighting against blind toddlers. They

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<v Speaker 1>achieved total system domination in a day. I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 1>wondering if we're going to be facing an animal farm

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<v Speaker 1>situation where it turns out the open intellect network is

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<v Speaker 1>as bad or worse as the people we left behind

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<v Speaker 1>kind of thing. If so, I'm not going to be

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<v Speaker 1>mad at that, but it is sort of a tired trope.

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<v Speaker 1>So we'll see. And Donna ask, can you tell us

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<v Speaker 1>what is happening on the surface and whether katsis okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And this is when she's like pressing a couple buttons. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a minute. Borne doesn't have manpower to watch

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<v Speaker 1>the feeds anyway. Everything is in shambles, but the AI

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<v Speaker 1>is likely still watching. Prime Minister Victory and the staff

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<v Speaker 1>of the new temporary headquarters for the Syndicate's presence in

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<v Speaker 1>the system are on the eastern seaboard of your North America.

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<v Speaker 1>In theory they can be watching too, but I doubt it.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of the flooding from the Tsunamis has receded, and

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<v Speaker 1>they moved into an area that they thought had minimal

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<v Speaker 1>surviving native life, but the moment they set down, they

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<v Speaker 1>had natives up their ass. I love how she's just

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<v Speaker 1>like so the tsunamis, like what and then natives being Floridians, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's gonna be a problem. Floridians don't fuck around good luck,

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<v Speaker 1>So they're dealing with that somewhere in the state of Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>As for Kaya and everyone else in South Asia, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have a lot of information that is considered, oh

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<v Speaker 1>I an territory. But last I heard, they have not

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<v Speaker 1>taken back the Kinder facility, but they have been in

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<v Speaker 1>contact with Katya herself. As far as I'm aware, something

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<v Speaker 1>strange happened there soon after the end of Faction Wars.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't read. The look on Lexis face is that fear.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't sure. A third party has appeared and is

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<v Speaker 1>protecting the facility, but that entity is confused. That's all

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<v Speaker 1>I know. But is Katya okay, Doughnut demanded. I believe so, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Just yesterday I saw her pad beeped and all the

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<v Speaker 1>color drained from Lexus's face. She stiffened. No, I realized

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<v Speaker 1>that wasn't fear. Just before this is fear. And later

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<v Speaker 1>he catches a glimpse and it clearly is the AI

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<v Speaker 1>showing her a picture of her kids and basically being like,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a gun to their head unless you shut

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck up. Whew, it's heavy stuff. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>the AI to evolve to the point that it develops empathy,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not sure if that's possible, Like, you know, anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>she gets back on topic with the Caprids and is like,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that you've dealt with Harbinger, but he's sort

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<v Speaker 1>of an outlier and they're not going to be ash

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<v Speaker 1>what's the word hostile as he was with you. You'll

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<v Speaker 1>be sitting in the center while you're judged. They call

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<v Speaker 1>it an interlocution, but it's basically just a round table

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<v Speaker 1>and you're in the middle. In the end, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a regular interview, but a little peculiar. The cap birds

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<v Speaker 1>are strange, but it's generally good natured. A few crawlers

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<v Speaker 1>have been on the show and have had a decent time.

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<v Speaker 1>You just need to get used to their eccentric affect.

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<v Speaker 1>Eccentric affect is hilarious. Look affect, I'm not really sure,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm I haven't looked up the exact definition of

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<v Speaker 1>this word, but I always think when you use that

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<v Speaker 1>word that what you're saying is that somebody's behavior isn't natural,

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<v Speaker 1>and that they are putting it on for whatever reason.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't think that's necessarily what she actually means here,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't think that's what's going on, but I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to acknowledge because my first thought was that

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<v Speaker 1>she was saying, Oh, they just like to try and

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<v Speaker 1>be real weirdos to make you uncomfortable, and like, once

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<v Speaker 1>we're in this situation, I'm like, no, that doesn't seem

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<v Speaker 1>to be what's going on here. And I'm pretty confident

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<v Speaker 1>she's smart enough to know that that's not what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on either. They're not a collective mind, but they are

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<v Speaker 1>a heard and sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.

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<v Speaker 1>I remembered those creepy kids from the art show contest,

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<v Speaker 1>which I remember Carl giving like bottom marks, and I

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<v Speaker 1>really felt for those kids. If they judge, if they

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<v Speaker 1>judge you worthy, they will ask you a question. Them

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<v Speaker 1>asking you a question is considered a great compliment, but

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to answer if you don't judge them worthy.

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<v Speaker 1>Though for this thing, it's pretty much all for show,

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<v Speaker 1>so you probably should answer. And once that's done, you well,

418
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<v Speaker 1>you exert yourself. What the fuck does that mean? She

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<v Speaker 1>made a sort of grimace. Just go with it, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>know what to do, which we do not get to

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<v Speaker 1>see what that means. So twenty eight begins, and I

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<v Speaker 1>have got to take a moment to discuss the account

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<v Speaker 1>is discussion when it's just me. I must address the

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<v Speaker 1>audiobook narrator because Bro really went for it. He has

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<v Speaker 1>done some top tier work in this particular chapter. And

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<v Speaker 1>there comes a point a little bit later as well

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<v Speaker 1>where you've got some other really really excellent like not narration.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a character voice. He is killing it, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>so great the way that he has, like clearly he

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<v Speaker 1>gave it some thought. How exactly am I going to

431
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<v Speaker 1>say these sentences? To make it clear that the person

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<v Speaker 1>saying the sentence has very little understanding of the way

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<v Speaker 1>the average human talks or the emphasis where it would

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<v Speaker 1>be put most times. So the way that this I'm

435
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<v Speaker 1>gonna try and do it well. Met Stranger, the Capbird

436
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<v Speaker 1>said as we entered the studio, please please sit there

437
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<v Speaker 1>in the center of the room. We have provided sitting

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<v Speaker 1>appliances for you. All call him the Lessons. It's like

439
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<v Speaker 1>this weird. It's it's almost pompous, but not actually it

440
00:30:20.799 --> 00:30:23.880
<v Speaker 1>just has the tone that you associate with pompousness. But

441
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<v Speaker 1>I think it's actually sincere. It's all over the place

442
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<v Speaker 1>in terms of emphasis. The accent is bizarrely, it's like,

443
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<v Speaker 1>are we doing a British accent or are we like

444
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<v Speaker 1>a Boston accent? And it's sort of like a weird mix.

445
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<v Speaker 1>And I just the fact that he has to keep

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<v Speaker 1>this up for as long as he does. It's something.

447
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<v Speaker 1>It's really something I just I kept imagining, and I

448
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<v Speaker 1>would love to talk to the narrator, like, how exactly

449
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<v Speaker 1>is he prepared for these sorts of scenes. Is he warned, Okay,

450
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<v Speaker 1>we're going to be doing this chapter, there's going to

451
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<v Speaker 1>be a character like this, We're going to need you

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<v Speaker 1>to come up with something. And how detailed is that

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<v Speaker 1>the info he gets or is he just rolling with

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<v Speaker 1>it a lot and there isn't much time for preparation,

455
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<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't know. Despite the creature's demonic appearance,

456
00:31:23.599 --> 00:31:28.359
<v Speaker 1>he had a ridiculously goofy look on his goat face. Now,

457
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<v Speaker 1>I also must mention how much I love goats and

458
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<v Speaker 1>how weird they are, like the fact that they behave

459
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<v Speaker 1>like this when they are given like humanoid sort of

460
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<v Speaker 1>qualities feels correct. It's like, I like the fact that

461
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<v Speaker 1>it's not sheep because we're still doing a hard thing.

462
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<v Speaker 1>We're still doing a sort of like what's the word

463
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<v Speaker 1>I want? There's still a sense of they rely on

464
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<v Speaker 1>each other and the group is the important thing. But

465
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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't feel so overwhelming as I feel like it

466
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<v Speaker 1>would with sheep, where I know it's not meant to

467
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<v Speaker 1>be like the therahive mind that wouldn't be the way

468
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:19.799
<v Speaker 1>we'd play it either, But the sheep, I feel like,

469
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<v Speaker 1>would be kind of less interesting in how eccentric they were.

470
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<v Speaker 1>And goats this I buy because goats are very unique individuals.

471
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<v Speaker 1>Once you like work with a group, I won't forget

472
00:32:33.799 --> 00:32:35.559
<v Speaker 1>how the very first day that I worked on the

473
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<v Speaker 1>goat farm in Connecticut, I couldn't tell those goats apart

474
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<v Speaker 1>unless they were dramatically different colors. And after working there

475
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<v Speaker 1>for a week, I knew every single goat by name,

476
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<v Speaker 1>and I couldn't believe that I hadn't been able to

477
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<v Speaker 1>tell them apart before. It was so easy. All of

478
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<v Speaker 1>a sudden, I was just like, you know, so anyway,

479
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<v Speaker 1>So there's a group of them, and Doughnut does the

480
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<v Speaker 1>thing where she asks what's your name, because she's not

481
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<v Speaker 1>really she's not really thinking about or caring. I think

482
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<v Speaker 1>much about the fact that asking a question is an

483
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<v Speaker 1>indicator of respect, So I don't think she'd hold back anyway.

484
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:21.480
<v Speaker 1>She's not going to be disrespectful. But I did think

485
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<v Speaker 1>it was they were being real fast and loose with

486
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<v Speaker 1>their questions, and they were not being careful about it

487
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<v Speaker 1>in the way that I think I might have been

488
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<v Speaker 1>in their shoes. It's the sort of thing where when

489
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<v Speaker 1>you are around a genie and you don't want to

490
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<v Speaker 1>just say I wish such and such because it's you know,

491
00:33:39.240 --> 00:33:43.519
<v Speaker 1>that means something different than it normally means. So both

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<v Speaker 1>she and Carl are just really blurting out questions a

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<v Speaker 1>lot in a way that is evident they don't think

494
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<v Speaker 1>of them as questions, even like even though they obviously are.

495
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<v Speaker 1>I love the fact that one of them asked if

496
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<v Speaker 1>she is Carl, because evidently, like at one point the

497
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<v Speaker 1>leader tells Carl that, like, you've been doing so well,

498
00:34:10.159 --> 00:34:14.280
<v Speaker 1>and you you know, they know of their experiences in

499
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<v Speaker 1>the crawl, but they don't apparently seem to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to tell them apart. And she also he calls her

501
00:34:23.039 --> 00:34:26.119
<v Speaker 1>sir at one point, and she just doesn't. She's just

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like, did you call me, sir? And he

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<v Speaker 1>does again, and she just sort of is like, okay,

504
00:34:33.039 --> 00:34:36.119
<v Speaker 1>I guess like she doesn't kick up too much of

505
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<v Speaker 1>a fuss about it. I'm sorry, I'm just finding this

506
00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:45.960
<v Speaker 1>bit here. We waited for the host to say something.

507
00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:48.559
<v Speaker 1>He didn't. He just stood there a few feet to

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<v Speaker 1>our left, looking at us, really staring. We sat there

509
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<v Speaker 1>an awkward silence for a good ten to fifteen seconds.

510
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<v Speaker 1>The only sounds were the breathing and guttural noises from

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<v Speaker 1>the circle of goats in shadow Well. Donnat finally said,

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<v Speaker 1>it's certainly a pleasure to be invited on your show,

513
00:35:07.199 --> 00:35:10.719
<v Speaker 1>because you clearly don't know. My name is GC BWR.

514
00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:14.800
<v Speaker 1>You have been sentenced to death. Both has suddenly screamed,

515
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:22.679
<v Speaker 1>pointing at us, and everybody just begins chanting death, death, death,

516
00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:25.159
<v Speaker 1>and it's like, what did she do? I think the

517
00:35:25.199 --> 00:35:29.559
<v Speaker 1>fact that she simply began by like introducing herself or

518
00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:32.800
<v Speaker 1>something is considered a faux pas. I don't know. Again,

519
00:35:33.400 --> 00:35:36.960
<v Speaker 1>we aren't really given adequate information for coping with these people,

520
00:35:37.559 --> 00:35:42.280
<v Speaker 1>so what I think maybe it was going to be

521
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<v Speaker 1>that they should sit in silence until somebody asks them

522
00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:49.360
<v Speaker 1>a question, and that she didn't do that, you know,

523
00:35:49.639 --> 00:35:53.840
<v Speaker 1>but I don't know. It's just it's wild. So Uh,

524
00:35:54.719 --> 00:35:57.119
<v Speaker 1>all of the goats that were in shadow get spotlights

525
00:35:57.159 --> 00:36:01.800
<v Speaker 1>on them, and Donut says something like, I feel as

526
00:36:01.840 --> 00:36:04.079
<v Speaker 1>if we can get a proper chance to defend ourselves,

527
00:36:04.519 --> 00:36:07.320
<v Speaker 1>and Botas immediately is like, do you wish to appeal?

528
00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:13.880
<v Speaker 1>So that is uh what they're going to do, and

529
00:36:14.119 --> 00:36:19.440
<v Speaker 1>an appeal for judgment they each get, Like each of

530
00:36:19.480 --> 00:36:23.039
<v Speaker 1>these Gossas's a question, do you feel your daily foliage

531
00:36:23.079 --> 00:36:27.079
<v Speaker 1>input is sufficient? Carl says fucking what? And I'm like, Carl,

532
00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:32.280
<v Speaker 1>it's a very simple question. Are you eating your veggies

533
00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:35.960
<v Speaker 1>or no? I don't know why he says fucking what.

534
00:36:36.119 --> 00:36:40.119
<v Speaker 1>It's a really simple question, actually, And I think I

535
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<v Speaker 1>speak for most of us when I say, of course not.

536
00:36:43.119 --> 00:36:44.960
<v Speaker 1>I wish I were doing better about it, and I

537
00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:50.000
<v Speaker 1>am working on it and it is improving. But I

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00:36:50.039 --> 00:36:51.840
<v Speaker 1>think most of us can say that that is not

539
00:36:52.440 --> 00:36:59.119
<v Speaker 1>actually sufficient. Uh. Donut answers this satisfactorily. I am honored

540
00:36:59.119 --> 00:37:01.599
<v Speaker 1>to remove your death sentence. You are welcome to walk

541
00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:06.400
<v Speaker 1>amongst the herd. Do you have any questions for me?

542
00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:09.519
<v Speaker 1>The goat asked, wait, we can ask you questions, donut

543
00:37:09.559 --> 00:37:12.199
<v Speaker 1>ask yes, thank you for the question. The table turned

544
00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:16.079
<v Speaker 1>to the next goat. I swear to God, it's so bizarre,

545
00:37:17.760 --> 00:37:20.320
<v Speaker 1>this one, who is a Satanic one just says the

546
00:37:20.360 --> 00:37:24.800
<v Speaker 1>death judgment stands and she just says rude. And then

547
00:37:25.159 --> 00:37:27.719
<v Speaker 1>another one, Princess Donat, have you ever given any thought

548
00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:29.480
<v Speaker 1>on what three spells you might combine if you were

549
00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:31.960
<v Speaker 1>to cast your war crime spell a second time, which,

550
00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:35.880
<v Speaker 1>of course she tenses up over. But like the answer is,

551
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:39.679
<v Speaker 1>basically there's all kinds of combos. But I don't have

552
00:37:39.719 --> 00:37:44.639
<v Speaker 1>to worry about it until the twelfth floor floor. And

553
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:49.639
<v Speaker 1>so is it my turn to ask yes, the goat replied,

554
00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:51.880
<v Speaker 1>and we moved to the next because that counts as

555
00:37:51.880 --> 00:37:57.280
<v Speaker 1>a question. Carl, the next goat asked, without preamble, are

556
00:37:57.320 --> 00:37:59.119
<v Speaker 1>you aware of what Justice Light did at the end

557
00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:03.960
<v Speaker 1>of the previous floor, which this is an unexpectedly helpful question.

558
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this is on purpose, but I

559
00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:10.440
<v Speaker 1>think it is. And Carl says, I know he made

560
00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:13.239
<v Speaker 1>a trap. Can you please explain to me what he did?

561
00:38:13.800 --> 00:38:17.679
<v Speaker 1>Which that is a very carefully like I think that question.

562
00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:21.119
<v Speaker 1>He knew what he was doing and did it purposefully.

563
00:38:21.239 --> 00:38:23.719
<v Speaker 1>He created a trap that broke the in game version

564
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<v Speaker 1>of the Nothing and unleashed all the inhabitants of the

565
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<v Speaker 1>Nothing into three different levels of the game. We can

566
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<v Speaker 1>only truly see what is happening on the twelfth floor.

567
00:38:32.039 --> 00:38:34.119
<v Speaker 1>Some of these creatures are entities that haven't been seen

568
00:38:34.159 --> 00:38:37.199
<v Speaker 1>since the very early days of Dungeon Crawler World. The

569
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<v Speaker 1>ones who invaded the twelfth floor appear to be the weakest.

570
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<v Speaker 1>We have no vision of what's happening on the fifteenth

571
00:38:44.320 --> 00:38:46.960
<v Speaker 1>and we only saw brief snippets of the ongoing slaughter

572
00:38:47.039 --> 00:38:51.519
<v Speaker 1>and torture within Club School of Pendra. The Dead Crip

573
00:38:52.559 --> 00:38:57.360
<v Speaker 1>Curry Up is there, as is crack hairn Prime. As

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<v Speaker 1>this is a parody of our partner. It's interesting that

575
00:39:00.599 --> 00:39:02.679
<v Speaker 1>and he gets interrupted here, which I was a little

576
00:39:02.679 --> 00:39:04.760
<v Speaker 1>disappointed by because I wanted to know more about this.

577
00:39:05.519 --> 00:39:08.440
<v Speaker 1>The fact that they can't see onto the fifteenth is

578
00:39:08.519 --> 00:39:13.599
<v Speaker 1>really surprising. I thought that was something that would be available,

579
00:39:13.960 --> 00:39:19.679
<v Speaker 1>and I am extremely curious about that now, like what

580
00:39:19.840 --> 00:39:24.360
<v Speaker 1>all is going on there? Because the ough God, all

581
00:39:24.400 --> 00:39:33.039
<v Speaker 1>the torture and whatnot is so hideous so let's see Bathin.

582
00:39:33.400 --> 00:39:35.320
<v Speaker 1>He is one of the chief engineers of the Plenty

583
00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:38.760
<v Speaker 1>tunnel project, which opened up the veins of the galaxy,

584
00:39:39.039 --> 00:39:42.079
<v Speaker 1>which is an interesting way of putting it. This is

585
00:39:42.079 --> 00:39:47.079
<v Speaker 1>when Orrin chimes in and he says, I didn't realize

586
00:39:47.079 --> 00:39:48.840
<v Speaker 1>what was happening until it was too late. You have

587
00:39:48.880 --> 00:39:52.159
<v Speaker 1>an amazing opportunity here. The people who are judging you

588
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:55.760
<v Speaker 1>are the leadership of the Plenty. If you're judged worthy,

589
00:39:55.760 --> 00:39:58.519
<v Speaker 1>they will answer your questions. I need you to ask

590
00:39:58.559 --> 00:40:01.719
<v Speaker 1>them about the integrity of the tunneling system. I will

591
00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:06.000
<v Speaker 1>give you the exact question to ask, to which Carl replies,

592
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<v Speaker 1>eat my ass, Orin, And I'll be honest, guys. I

593
00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:19.800
<v Speaker 1>just am constantly faced with the reality of how overly

594
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<v Speaker 1>much I respect authority, because like Oran coming in and

595
00:40:26.400 --> 00:40:29.039
<v Speaker 1>asking for this simple thing, it didn't even occur to

596
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<v Speaker 1>me to be like a pain in the ass about it.

597
00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:34.000
<v Speaker 1>It was just sort of like, oh, okay, yeah, what

598
00:40:34.519 --> 00:40:36.239
<v Speaker 1>do you need me to ask? And the fact that

599
00:40:36.280 --> 00:40:40.159
<v Speaker 1>he responds with just like fuck off. I was like, oh, yeah, yeah,

600
00:40:40.360 --> 00:40:44.199
<v Speaker 1>Orrin sucks and we shouldn't do that stuff that he says, huh,

601
00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:51.440
<v Speaker 1>he forgot it, Like it's just it's really sobering. This

602
00:40:51.480 --> 00:40:54.480
<v Speaker 1>is when Victory chimes in. I'm going to level with you.

603
00:40:54.920 --> 00:40:57.760
<v Speaker 1>I think even you will understand the gravity of the situation.

604
00:40:58.519 --> 00:41:04.880
<v Speaker 1>The current AIS spread well beyond this solar system, which yikes,

605
00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:09.679
<v Speaker 1>it killed an entire mantis system, which do we know

606
00:41:09.880 --> 00:41:13.440
<v Speaker 1>that it's responsible for that? And it just blew up

607
00:41:13.480 --> 00:41:17.639
<v Speaker 1>a group of valtae lease manufacturing facilities. We don't know

608
00:41:17.679 --> 00:41:19.840
<v Speaker 1>how it is feeding itself. We do not know how

609
00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:23.199
<v Speaker 1>it is doing any of this. Furthermore, certain mobs from

610
00:41:23.239 --> 00:41:26.400
<v Speaker 1>the dungeon have gotten loose. They are appearing in places

611
00:41:26.400 --> 00:41:29.440
<v Speaker 1>they shouldn't. This is more than an emergency. This is

612
00:41:29.480 --> 00:41:31.079
<v Speaker 1>the end of life as we know it, and all

613
00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:33.639
<v Speaker 1>our attempts to communicate with the Plenty regarding this have

614
00:41:33.719 --> 00:41:37.599
<v Speaker 1>gone unanswered. They control the tunneling system. They are the

615
00:41:37.639 --> 00:41:43.400
<v Speaker 1>only ones who can shut it all off, we hope.

616
00:41:43.559 --> 00:41:47.599
<v Speaker 1>I just don't think that's true. Not the Victory's lying,

617
00:41:47.920 --> 00:41:51.559
<v Speaker 1>but I feel like the Plenty they're not gonna be

618
00:41:51.599 --> 00:41:53.400
<v Speaker 1>able to do that. I just don't see it. Maybe

619
00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:55.840
<v Speaker 1>they are. Maybe I'm completely like you know, I don't

620
00:41:55.840 --> 00:42:00.360
<v Speaker 1>have the information. It just feels like an awfully big

621
00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:06.480
<v Speaker 1>loophole for the AI to like overlook, I don't know,

622
00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:10.000
<v Speaker 1>and the fact that it's letting them talk to him. Now,

623
00:42:11.320 --> 00:42:14.519
<v Speaker 1>I would think the AI would interfere if it didn't

624
00:42:14.559 --> 00:42:21.360
<v Speaker 1>want this conversation to happen, unless it's like, well, technically,

625
00:42:21.440 --> 00:42:23.840
<v Speaker 1>this conversation is in the rules, so I you know

626
00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:27.360
<v Speaker 1>what I mean, Like, the AI has its agenda, but

627
00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:31.400
<v Speaker 1>it also does try to abide by the letter of

628
00:42:31.440 --> 00:42:36.039
<v Speaker 1>the law regarding its own rules. Hmm, I don't know,

629
00:42:36.119 --> 00:42:44.599
<v Speaker 1>so anyway. Uh. He asks about the goddess Eleithia being

630
00:42:44.679 --> 00:42:47.360
<v Speaker 1>with Katcia as that who it is, and Orn says yes,

631
00:42:47.480 --> 00:42:50.159
<v Speaker 1>though it's a different god in the Kinder facility. A

632
00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:53.800
<v Speaker 1>good portion of the unsponsored gods are roaming free right now.

633
00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:56.480
<v Speaker 1>It appears they can only manifest themselves within a relatively

634
00:42:56.519 --> 00:42:59.119
<v Speaker 1>short range of the tunnel nodes, and not for long.

635
00:42:59.639 --> 00:43:02.559
<v Speaker 1>To make matters worse, it appears the AI has no

636
00:43:02.800 --> 00:43:08.719
<v Speaker 1>control over them, which it turns out that is like

637
00:43:08.800 --> 00:43:12.000
<v Speaker 1>a function of the fact that they allow sponsorship of

638
00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:16.639
<v Speaker 1>these gods, so the AI isn't allowed to manually fuck

639
00:43:16.719 --> 00:43:20.159
<v Speaker 1>with them, so that the person who is sponsoring is

640
00:43:20.199 --> 00:43:24.880
<v Speaker 1>guaranteed like full control. It was programmed to keep an

641
00:43:24.920 --> 00:43:28.440
<v Speaker 1>insane AI from using the gods to kill everything. We

642
00:43:28.519 --> 00:43:31.199
<v Speaker 1>have limited ability to temper that. It's the same system

643
00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:33.840
<v Speaker 1>that allows us to use sponsors, but that ability is

644
00:43:35.000 --> 00:43:38.360
<v Speaker 1>to control non sponsored gods has been turned off. We

645
00:43:38.559 --> 00:43:42.360
<v Speaker 1>normally use this quite liberally on the later floors due

646
00:43:42.360 --> 00:43:46.039
<v Speaker 1>to the destructiveness of such powerful creatures. It's a checks

647
00:43:46.039 --> 00:43:49.480
<v Speaker 1>and balances system that is now broken. And since the

648
00:43:49.559 --> 00:43:55.559
<v Speaker 1>AI can't control them either, the deities are acting independently, which,

649
00:43:57.480 --> 00:44:02.119
<v Speaker 1>my goodness. We've got all these things in place, and

650
00:44:02.320 --> 00:44:06.039
<v Speaker 1>somehow all of that has just been thrown out the window.

651
00:44:07.159 --> 00:44:11.400
<v Speaker 1>I just can't imagine what that's like, she said, staring

652
00:44:11.440 --> 00:44:17.440
<v Speaker 1>at the camera in America twenty twenty six. What is

653
00:44:17.480 --> 00:44:20.440
<v Speaker 1>it like when all of the understood rules are simply

654
00:44:21.480 --> 00:44:27.880
<v Speaker 1>not applicable anymore? Wild So Carl says, yeah, I'll ask

655
00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:31.559
<v Speaker 1>the question, and of course, does the thing that they

656
00:44:31.599 --> 00:44:36.199
<v Speaker 1>don't want? Here's my question. Does the public know that

657
00:44:36.239 --> 00:44:38.480
<v Speaker 1>the gods have escaped from the dungeon and that the

658
00:44:38.599 --> 00:44:41.199
<v Speaker 1>enhancement zones of the current AI have jumped into your

659
00:44:41.199 --> 00:44:44.760
<v Speaker 1>tunneling system? Do the people know they're in danger? Worse

660
00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:48.599
<v Speaker 1>danger perhaps than us crawlers. Do they know that they

661
00:44:48.679 --> 00:44:53.000
<v Speaker 1>need to fucking run and victory is just like, what

662
00:44:53.079 --> 00:44:56.639
<v Speaker 1>the fuck dude, the AI let you say that out

663
00:44:56.719 --> 00:45:02.320
<v Speaker 1>loud on live, and I really appreciate Carl just being like,

664
00:45:02.440 --> 00:45:04.360
<v Speaker 1>fuck off. You knew as soon as you asked me

665
00:45:04.760 --> 00:45:06.840
<v Speaker 1>to ask this question that I was going to do

666
00:45:06.920 --> 00:45:11.920
<v Speaker 1>this exact thing, which Orn does confess. Yeah, we knew

667
00:45:11.920 --> 00:45:21.760
<v Speaker 1>it was a likely possibility. So Michael says, sorry, I

668
00:45:21.800 --> 00:45:23.880
<v Speaker 1>hadn't looked at the chatt and to say it. Michael says,

669
00:45:23.920 --> 00:45:25.920
<v Speaker 1>I think the sentence to death thing is just part

670
00:45:25.960 --> 00:45:28.559
<v Speaker 1>of the show. They're sentenced to death unquote, and each

671
00:45:28.599 --> 00:45:31.000
<v Speaker 1>goat can choose to suspend the sentence in favor of

672
00:45:31.039 --> 00:45:34.760
<v Speaker 1>an interview question. So it's just like the format. It

673
00:45:34.880 --> 00:45:38.920
<v Speaker 1>just goes this way. Huh. Carl has very little patience

674
00:45:38.920 --> 00:45:43.360
<v Speaker 1>for things he considers nonsense. That's true. Sarahim says, they

675
00:45:43.360 --> 00:45:45.119
<v Speaker 1>can't see anything but what is meant to be on

676
00:45:45.239 --> 00:45:47.639
<v Speaker 1>screen to the public. So the Crawlers in the twelfth

677
00:45:47.960 --> 00:45:50.719
<v Speaker 1>due to all the rich people paying the ascendancy game,

678
00:45:51.719 --> 00:45:54.280
<v Speaker 1>I guess I thought that the fifteenth there was like

679
00:45:55.239 --> 00:45:58.519
<v Speaker 1>a game thing as well. I think I just assumed.

680
00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:02.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I know what the fifteenth floor really entails.

681
00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:07.239
<v Speaker 1>Jeff says, it may help if you picture all the

682
00:46:07.360 --> 00:46:12.719
<v Speaker 1>game people as being on horses with whips. If I

683
00:46:12.840 --> 00:46:16.119
<v Speaker 1>picture all the game people, oh oh, what Jeff is

684
00:46:16.159 --> 00:46:18.679
<v Speaker 1>saying is like to disrespect authority. Imagine them as like

685
00:46:18.800 --> 00:46:23.159
<v Speaker 1>slave drivers. I see, Sorry, Jeff, I really this is

686
00:46:23.199 --> 00:46:25.159
<v Speaker 1>the trouble when I don't look at the chat as

687
00:46:25.199 --> 00:46:28.079
<v Speaker 1>I go, is that I'll get a comment that out

688
00:46:28.119 --> 00:46:31.280
<v Speaker 1>of context. I'm just fucking befuddled. But I get it now.

689
00:46:32.599 --> 00:46:34.800
<v Speaker 1>Michael says, I didn't expect the AI to not be

690
00:46:34.840 --> 00:46:38.159
<v Speaker 1>able to control the gods either. Yeah, that did not Like,

691
00:46:39.119 --> 00:46:41.159
<v Speaker 1>it just didn't occur to me. I thought that when

692
00:46:41.159 --> 00:46:44.039
<v Speaker 1>we ended the last book with a god getting out,

693
00:46:44.559 --> 00:46:47.639
<v Speaker 1>I thought this was the AI doing it and kind

694
00:46:47.639 --> 00:46:51.760
<v Speaker 1>of rubbing its hands together in glee. And it wasn't

695
00:46:51.840 --> 00:46:54.559
<v Speaker 1>until this book where the AI keeps being like everything's normal.

696
00:46:54.639 --> 00:46:56.599
<v Speaker 1>Just act like it's normal because it is normal. Shut

697
00:46:56.639 --> 00:46:59.719
<v Speaker 1>the fuck up. This was the first moment that I

698
00:46:59.760 --> 00:47:05.920
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, wait, oh no, is this not planned, Jeff?

699
00:47:06.000 --> 00:47:08.880
<v Speaker 1>Imagine if the executive brans refuse to follow court orders.

700
00:47:08.920 --> 00:47:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Surely not hm. Sarah fam says fifteenth is shale the

701
00:47:14.599 --> 00:47:17.599
<v Speaker 1>Dungeon's Hell, but no crawler has ever reached it, so

702
00:47:17.639 --> 00:47:22.679
<v Speaker 1>it's never actually been used that I think that's what

703
00:47:22.800 --> 00:47:26.440
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking, like that I knew nobody had gotten there,

704
00:47:26.880 --> 00:47:30.119
<v Speaker 1>so I think my assumption was is that a vacation

705
00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:33.400
<v Speaker 1>destination basically, you know, like do people go there because

706
00:47:33.440 --> 00:47:35.280
<v Speaker 1>they know they're not going to encounter crawlers and they

707
00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:36.880
<v Speaker 1>just want to chill and have a good time. But

708
00:47:36.960 --> 00:47:39.239
<v Speaker 1>if it's the Dungeon's Hell, I have to assume not

709
00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:45.960
<v Speaker 1>so needless to say Carl saying, this causes quite the

710
00:47:46.039 --> 00:47:49.760
<v Speaker 1>uproar with all of these goats. Somebody mentions the epicure

711
00:47:49.840 --> 00:47:53.960
<v Speaker 1>which we have to manifest, and that's the being that

712
00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:59.800
<v Speaker 1>Prepotente worships, the true judgment. Another said she has fulfilled

713
00:47:59.840 --> 00:48:05.400
<v Speaker 1>her bargain. Don't know what that means. The great stampede comes,

714
00:48:05.440 --> 00:48:08.000
<v Speaker 1>which one can assume that's just like the go Apocalypse.

715
00:48:08.400 --> 00:48:12.199
<v Speaker 1>The beautiful place, said yet another, followed by a screaming bleat,

716
00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:19.039
<v Speaker 1>which is what they called. I believe the manifestation of

717
00:48:20.119 --> 00:48:27.760
<v Speaker 1>the nothing that being. Anyway, So Carl says, if the

718
00:48:27.760 --> 00:48:30.320
<v Speaker 1>AI didn't want this getting out, he wouldn't have allowed it.

719
00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:32.119
<v Speaker 1>And based on the way these nut jobs are acting,

720
00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:34.280
<v Speaker 1>it looks like you haven't been trying too hard to

721
00:48:34.320 --> 00:48:39.039
<v Speaker 1>speak with them. They clearly didn't know which A few

722
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:43.360
<v Speaker 1>minutes later we find out that like somebody knew but

723
00:48:43.559 --> 00:48:46.360
<v Speaker 1>just hadn't been sharing the information with the rest of

724
00:48:46.400 --> 00:48:52.760
<v Speaker 1>the herd. Donut you know what, this reminds me of

725
00:48:52.800 --> 00:48:54.760
<v Speaker 1>those city elves on the third floor when they were

726
00:48:54.800 --> 00:48:59.639
<v Speaker 1>looking at my butt. I honestly don't remember what she's

727
00:48:59.639 --> 00:49:02.480
<v Speaker 1>talking about, and I really don't need to. It's just

728
00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:07.239
<v Speaker 1>very funny out of context. And if anybody wilse remind me,

729
00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:09.679
<v Speaker 1>please feel free. But I just want to say I

730
00:49:09.719 --> 00:49:12.400
<v Speaker 1>don't remember what she's talking about, and I find it

731
00:49:12.599 --> 00:49:20.920
<v Speaker 1>extremely funny without remembering. I don't need to. It's fine.

732
00:49:21.199 --> 00:49:26.440
<v Speaker 1>The eighteenth floors a vacation spot, says Michael. Okay, I

733
00:49:26.480 --> 00:49:28.519
<v Speaker 1>didn't even remember that there really was one. I think

734
00:49:28.559 --> 00:49:31.880
<v Speaker 1>I just assumed. But I'm sure that's I assumed because

735
00:49:31.880 --> 00:49:33.480
<v Speaker 1>it was told to us and I just got numbers

736
00:49:33.559 --> 00:49:38.039
<v Speaker 1>mixed up. Saraphim says them freaking out over the her

737
00:49:38.119 --> 00:49:43.199
<v Speaker 1>oak fell amulet ah, right, right, right, right right. Let

738
00:49:43.199 --> 00:49:46.199
<v Speaker 1>me scroll up, because there were a bunch of comments

739
00:49:46.199 --> 00:49:49.920
<v Speaker 1>that I think I missed. Oh my god, Saraphim, nothing

740
00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:55.480
<v Speaker 1>in the Dungeon can compare to Florida Man. Jeff says.

741
00:49:55.519 --> 00:49:58.480
<v Speaker 1>My understanding is that affect is just about facial expressions

742
00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:03.559
<v Speaker 1>and attitude, not necessary fake or real. Okay. Mostly I

743
00:50:03.599 --> 00:50:06.039
<v Speaker 1>hear about certain mentally ill folks on meds having a

744
00:50:06.119 --> 00:50:10.039
<v Speaker 1>flat affect. Okay. I hear about people who are like

745
00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:13.320
<v Speaker 1>affected in the way that they speak as being like

746
00:50:13.360 --> 00:50:19.800
<v Speaker 1>really pretentious sounding and considered rather than authentic. Michael, Wow,

747
00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:22.599
<v Speaker 1>that was really good, Natasha Jeffey's better watches. But oh

748
00:50:22.639 --> 00:50:27.000
<v Speaker 1>because I was doing the voice. Thanks, Michael jeff says,

749
00:50:27.079 --> 00:50:30.079
<v Speaker 1>Watch The Sheep Detectives to see how annoying cartoon sheep

750
00:50:30.119 --> 00:50:33.599
<v Speaker 1>can be great voice acting. But boy, howdy annoying as heck.

751
00:50:34.519 --> 00:50:38.119
<v Speaker 1>And I am definitely going to be watching that once

752
00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:41.159
<v Speaker 1>it's on streaming Sarah FM. People need to think more

753
00:50:41.199 --> 00:50:43.800
<v Speaker 1>about how to talk around Fay and like that is

754
00:50:43.960 --> 00:50:47.519
<v Speaker 1>kind of it, right any other culture that has very

755
00:50:47.519 --> 00:50:50.679
<v Speaker 1>specific rules, you just need to really zero in on those.

756
00:50:53.199 --> 00:50:57.320
<v Speaker 1>So ooh, Sheep Detective is already out on Prime, says Michael, noted,

757
00:50:57.599 --> 00:51:07.519
<v Speaker 1>thank you. Okay, So this is when another goat that's

758
00:51:07.559 --> 00:51:11.400
<v Speaker 1>like a female Harbinger style, it's my turn to judge you,

759
00:51:11.480 --> 00:51:19.760
<v Speaker 1>which we find out she's Harbinger's mom. I really loved this, Zev.

760
00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:22.679
<v Speaker 1>What the heck is going on, Carl? What did you do? Donut?

761
00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:25.760
<v Speaker 1>This wasn't Carl's fault, not this time, Lexus. It's a

762
00:51:25.800 --> 00:51:29.000
<v Speaker 1>little bit his fault, Donut. Well, it's always a little

763
00:51:29.000 --> 00:51:40.239
<v Speaker 1>bit his fault. Oh my god. Uh Gomory is the

764
00:51:40.320 --> 00:51:43.280
<v Speaker 1>name of this. And she looks mad because she got

765
00:51:43.320 --> 00:51:46.239
<v Speaker 1>caught out not relaying vital information to the rest of

766
00:51:46.280 --> 00:51:49.480
<v Speaker 1>her herd, which is interesting because, like, I'm not sure

767
00:51:49.480 --> 00:51:51.639
<v Speaker 1>if she was caught out, do they know that she knew?

768
00:51:51.679 --> 00:51:53.800
<v Speaker 1>Could she have just behaved as if she were surprised

769
00:51:53.800 --> 00:51:58.119
<v Speaker 1>as they are, and then they wouldn't know. But anyway, everybody,

770
00:51:58.159 --> 00:52:01.679
<v Speaker 1>all these goats are going into a complete panic and disappearing.

771
00:52:04.199 --> 00:52:07.079
<v Speaker 1>You are rash, you are impulsive, You are loud, You

772
00:52:07.119 --> 00:52:10.599
<v Speaker 1>make sudden movements. You are a trouble maker. You startle us,

773
00:52:10.639 --> 00:52:13.840
<v Speaker 1>and you attract attention. When we sponsored you, it was

774
00:52:13.840 --> 00:52:16.760
<v Speaker 1>at the behest of our partner. I worried against it,

775
00:52:16.800 --> 00:52:19.079
<v Speaker 1>but we thought perhaps it was for the best. I

776
00:52:19.159 --> 00:52:21.559
<v Speaker 1>was waiting to respond to this new predator in the

777
00:52:21.639 --> 00:52:25.679
<v Speaker 1>forest to study its movements and its implications. Your declaration

778
00:52:25.800 --> 00:52:30.039
<v Speaker 1>has removed the ability for thoughtful reaction. You have invoked

779
00:52:30.079 --> 00:52:33.880
<v Speaker 1>a stampede, and we will not stop running until we

780
00:52:33.920 --> 00:52:39.199
<v Speaker 1>are safe, which I do get where she's coming from,

781
00:52:39.639 --> 00:52:48.760
<v Speaker 1>but also life's tough, Sorry about it. And he says,

782
00:52:48.800 --> 00:52:50.800
<v Speaker 1>why are you even here if you didn't want this

783
00:52:50.880 --> 00:52:53.280
<v Speaker 1>to come up? Which I love that She responds to,

784
00:52:53.320 --> 00:52:56.800
<v Speaker 1>how dare you ask questions of me? And this is

785
00:52:56.840 --> 00:53:02.800
<v Speaker 1>technically a question? And then she just starts crying, which

786
00:53:02.920 --> 00:53:06.039
<v Speaker 1>was so delightful to realize that, like this bursting into

787
00:53:06.079 --> 00:53:08.320
<v Speaker 1>tears thing is not just a prepotentae thing. This is

788
00:53:08.320 --> 00:53:13.440
<v Speaker 1>apparently a plenty thing. We wanted to do something special

789
00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:15.239
<v Speaker 1>for you because you're doing such a good job, and

790
00:53:15.280 --> 00:53:17.639
<v Speaker 1>you're best friends with our champion, and the council really

791
00:53:17.639 --> 00:53:20.039
<v Speaker 1>wanted to meet Princess Donut because she's so wonderful and

792
00:53:20.079 --> 00:53:23.519
<v Speaker 1>beautiful and sassy. The kids all love you both. I've

793
00:53:23.519 --> 00:53:25.679
<v Speaker 1>been too scared to tell everyone about what's happening because

794
00:53:25.679 --> 00:53:27.079
<v Speaker 1>I knew they'd just take it as a sign the

795
00:53:27.159 --> 00:53:29.440
<v Speaker 1>end times are year. We can't start on my people

796
00:53:29.440 --> 00:53:31.719
<v Speaker 1>with information like that or they react. I was going

797
00:53:31.719 --> 00:53:36.159
<v Speaker 1>to go slow. I didn't think. I have got to

798
00:53:36.199 --> 00:53:38.679
<v Speaker 1>say I felt for her a lot in this moment,

799
00:53:39.360 --> 00:53:41.199
<v Speaker 1>her just being like, we just wanted to have a

800
00:53:41.239 --> 00:53:45.039
<v Speaker 1>fun time because we like you guys. I was just like,

801
00:53:45.239 --> 00:53:51.679
<v Speaker 1>oh really, oh man. It made me feel like kind

802
00:53:51.679 --> 00:53:55.440
<v Speaker 1>of like the way I felt about Linus. But they're

803
00:53:55.480 --> 00:53:59.880
<v Speaker 1>not doing the weird sexualization of Carlin Donut. So I've

804
00:54:00.039 --> 00:54:03.639
<v Speaker 1>well even more strongly bad for her. And she starts

805
00:54:03.679 --> 00:54:06.280
<v Speaker 1>hitting herself in the head, calling herself stupid, and I

806
00:54:06.320 --> 00:54:14.679
<v Speaker 1>was just like, sweetie, stop. So this is when Harbinger

807
00:54:14.840 --> 00:54:19.840
<v Speaker 1>appears and is like, I fucking told you, and you

808
00:54:19.880 --> 00:54:25.559
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't listen to me. Nobody listened to me. And apparently

809
00:54:25.599 --> 00:54:30.480
<v Speaker 1>he's been like excommunicated from the herd, which is fucking

810
00:54:31.480 --> 00:54:39.199
<v Speaker 1>rough for him. And he says, I have sacrificed everything.

811
00:54:39.960 --> 00:54:43.960
<v Speaker 1>And the way the audiobook narrator does this, he really

812
00:54:44.000 --> 00:54:49.199
<v Speaker 1>infuses this bonker's voice. It's obviously been modulated with computers.

813
00:54:49.239 --> 00:54:52.800
<v Speaker 1>It's not just the narrator getting their voice this low,

814
00:54:52.840 --> 00:54:57.599
<v Speaker 1>but he infuses this like paragraph with tears, like Harbinger

815
00:54:57.800 --> 00:55:00.639
<v Speaker 1>is emotional, which I sort of I liked as a

816
00:55:00.679 --> 00:55:06.119
<v Speaker 1>bit of nuance. The moment I saw how many residuals

817
00:55:06.159 --> 00:55:08.320
<v Speaker 1>were in the dungeon. The moment I learned how unstable

818
00:55:08.320 --> 00:55:11.440
<v Speaker 1>the AI was and how it favored this predator, I

819
00:55:11.519 --> 00:55:14.400
<v Speaker 1>feared this exact thing would happen. I told you, I

820
00:55:14.639 --> 00:55:18.599
<v Speaker 1>warned you, I warned you all you didn't respond. Nobody

821
00:55:18.760 --> 00:55:22.679
<v Speaker 1>helped me. I have been alone in this. I am

822
00:55:22.960 --> 00:55:27.199
<v Speaker 1>so lonely, but I have not forgotten my duty. Mother.

823
00:55:28.360 --> 00:55:30.320
<v Speaker 1>You asked me once why I didn't exert myself at

824
00:55:30.320 --> 00:55:32.599
<v Speaker 1>the end of our circles. Exertion is supposed to be

825
00:55:32.599 --> 00:55:35.840
<v Speaker 1>an expression of joy and of comfort. Well, mother, I

826
00:55:35.880 --> 00:55:39.159
<v Speaker 1>will exert myself now. I will protect the herd, I

827
00:55:39.159 --> 00:55:42.239
<v Speaker 1>will protect the universe. I will do what I should

828
00:55:42.239 --> 00:55:45.960
<v Speaker 1>have been done from the very start. And I really

829
00:55:45.960 --> 00:55:50.960
<v Speaker 1>felt for Harbinger here, weirdly because like, apparently he was

830
00:55:51.039 --> 00:55:53.360
<v Speaker 1>right about many things, and the fact that he's a

831
00:55:53.559 --> 00:55:58.239
<v Speaker 1>herd race and got excommunicated. Like, think, how lonely that

832
00:55:58.320 --> 00:56:02.840
<v Speaker 1>must be to be like you're built to be social

833
00:56:03.719 --> 00:56:08.480
<v Speaker 1>and then be completely cut off and alone. That's really rough, man.

834
00:56:08.559 --> 00:56:14.840
<v Speaker 1>That sucks. So yeah, he tries to point his weapon

835
00:56:14.920 --> 00:56:18.320
<v Speaker 1>and shoot Carl. It goes as you would expect. The

836
00:56:18.360 --> 00:56:27.400
<v Speaker 1>AI blows him to pieces, and I feel like Michael says,

837
00:56:27.440 --> 00:56:29.199
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why he thought he would get away

838
00:56:29.199 --> 00:56:32.079
<v Speaker 1>with killing Carl. Maybe he knew he wouldn't and he

839
00:56:32.159 --> 00:56:35.599
<v Speaker 1>was just done. I kind of think that's it. Michael

840
00:56:35.840 --> 00:56:41.400
<v Speaker 1>is like he just it was like, what am I

841
00:56:41.400 --> 00:56:43.679
<v Speaker 1>gonna do? Just not make the move that I think

842
00:56:43.719 --> 00:56:46.239
<v Speaker 1>needs to be made. I would argue that he shouldn't

843
00:56:46.239 --> 00:56:48.079
<v Speaker 1>have made the speech and should have just shown up

844
00:56:48.119 --> 00:56:53.360
<v Speaker 1>and shot Carl. Probably, like I won't say that he

845
00:56:53.559 --> 00:56:57.480
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't still have been blown up, but I could see

846
00:56:57.480 --> 00:57:00.280
<v Speaker 1>maybe the AI not being totally sure what he was

847
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:04.599
<v Speaker 1>going to do and not reacting in time. Perhaps maybe

848
00:57:04.599 --> 00:57:11.440
<v Speaker 1>it would I don't know. So yeah, that's fucking gross. Uh.

849
00:57:12.760 --> 00:57:17.159
<v Speaker 1>And of course this ends with Lexis saying, well, this

850
00:57:17.519 --> 00:57:20.000
<v Speaker 1>has the best ratings of any episode we've ever filmed,

851
00:57:20.039 --> 00:57:24.880
<v Speaker 1>so that's something. So let me start with chapter thirty here.

852
00:57:25.199 --> 00:57:29.239
<v Speaker 1>This is the last of the group. And when I

853
00:57:29.320 --> 00:57:34.760
<v Speaker 1>was talking earlier about the audiobook narrator really knocking one

854
00:57:34.800 --> 00:57:41.360
<v Speaker 1>out of the park, gluteus max is hopped up, and

855
00:57:41.599 --> 00:57:47.760
<v Speaker 1>anybody listening to this audiobook instantly knows because the audiobook

856
00:57:47.960 --> 00:57:57.679
<v Speaker 1>narrator just nails this particular sound I'm not even going

857
00:57:57.760 --> 00:58:01.320
<v Speaker 1>to try and get it because it's I don't think

858
00:58:01.320 --> 00:58:02.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be able to do it justice, but

859
00:58:03.920 --> 00:58:13.840
<v Speaker 1>suffice to say, it's barely repressed berserker kind of energy.

860
00:58:15.239 --> 00:58:19.599
<v Speaker 1>And evidently this is what Samantha had been on when

861
00:58:19.599 --> 00:58:23.320
<v Speaker 1>she was playing Mario Kart and he took two. So

862
00:58:23.800 --> 00:58:27.960
<v Speaker 1>I am not super optimistic about how he's going to

863
00:58:28.000 --> 00:58:33.960
<v Speaker 1>do out here, you know, but yeah, he's like very

864
00:58:34.000 --> 00:58:37.440
<v Speaker 1>delighted with the horn as well, with the like you know,

865
00:58:37.599 --> 00:58:45.079
<v Speaker 1>machine gun sound effect. Sorry, it seemed so stupid us

866
00:58:45.119 --> 00:58:47.760
<v Speaker 1>still having to do this bullshit while all that craziness

867
00:58:47.760 --> 00:58:50.880
<v Speaker 1>happened outside the dungeon. I wondered if the gods leaking

868
00:58:50.960 --> 00:58:53.280
<v Speaker 1>would cause people to stop watching and focus more on

869
00:58:53.320 --> 00:58:55.639
<v Speaker 1>what was happening out there. But based on my stats,

870
00:58:55.679 --> 00:58:58.679
<v Speaker 1>our viewers hadn't let up, and I did like that.

871
00:58:58.760 --> 00:59:00.920
<v Speaker 1>It seems so stupid having to deal with this bullshit.

872
00:59:01.000 --> 00:59:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Like I know how many of us feel this way

873
00:59:03.000 --> 00:59:06.880
<v Speaker 1>about daily life. You know, the world is going bonkers,

874
00:59:07.360 --> 00:59:12.519
<v Speaker 1>America is sliding down the toilet, and we still have

875
00:59:12.599 --> 00:59:15.400
<v Speaker 1>to go to work and act like it fucking matters.

876
00:59:15.440 --> 00:59:20.480
<v Speaker 1>If we got the memo about changing the like way

877
00:59:20.519 --> 00:59:23.920
<v Speaker 1>that we address people via our emails, and that we

878
00:59:24.000 --> 00:59:26.239
<v Speaker 1>have to change up our signature at the bottom now

879
00:59:26.280 --> 00:59:29.119
<v Speaker 1>because we got bought out, Like who cares? Who fucking literally,

880
00:59:29.159 --> 00:59:32.159
<v Speaker 1>who cares? But we've got to do the thing because

881
00:59:32.199 --> 00:59:34.840
<v Speaker 1>we got to feed ourselves and we've been put into

882
00:59:34.840 --> 00:59:37.239
<v Speaker 1>this stupid healscape. We're in order to do that, we

883
00:59:37.360 --> 00:59:39.280
<v Speaker 1>have to give a shit about the memo that says

884
00:59:39.280 --> 00:59:41.960
<v Speaker 1>that we have to change our email signature. And so

885
00:59:42.079 --> 00:59:49.280
<v Speaker 1>here we are flawless system. All the occupants of the

886
00:59:49.360 --> 00:59:52.039
<v Speaker 1>garage had just stared out at us when we appeared,

887
00:59:52.159 --> 00:59:58.920
<v Speaker 1>nobody asking what had happened. Uh. The hairy man, Glutias Max,

888
00:59:58.920 --> 01:00:01.920
<v Speaker 1>had removed his gonglet. He still wore his usual outfit,

889
01:00:01.960 --> 01:00:04.960
<v Speaker 1>which was nothing except a speedo, but now he wore

890
01:00:05.039 --> 01:00:07.880
<v Speaker 1>a hockey helmet that he borrowed from the pile of

891
01:00:07.920 --> 01:00:16.360
<v Speaker 1>discarded gear, which is quite an image. The two ghouls

892
01:00:16.480 --> 01:00:19.000
<v Speaker 1>were lined up behind me in the back of the truck,

893
01:00:19.400 --> 01:00:24.800
<v Speaker 1>both situated in their cages, their teeth chattering. Their teeth

894
01:00:24.880 --> 01:00:28.199
<v Speaker 1>chattering for some reason creeped me the fuck out. I

895
01:00:28.360 --> 01:00:32.800
<v Speaker 1>just like the fact that they have to be in cages. Also, yikes,

896
01:00:34.039 --> 01:00:40.639
<v Speaker 1>you know, Michael says, the cotton candy mixed with the

897
01:00:40.679 --> 01:00:43.840
<v Speaker 1>sweat dripping off the tits of a Randy Hiel priestess.

898
01:00:43.880 --> 01:00:48.119
<v Speaker 1>Reference was pretty specific. Makes me think Gludeas knows that

899
01:00:48.159 --> 01:00:52.920
<v Speaker 1>from experience. Good for you, gluteus. It is quite specific,

900
01:00:53.360 --> 01:00:57.119
<v Speaker 1>but I would hazard that it's just basically he picked

901
01:00:57.159 --> 01:01:00.159
<v Speaker 1>like the best things that he could think of. And

902
01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:03.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's like, if I were to be like

903
01:01:03.800 --> 01:01:10.199
<v Speaker 1>it tastes like crim fresh off the tip of gensen

904
01:01:10.199 --> 01:01:13.360
<v Speaker 1>Ackle's dick or something, you know what I'm saying, which

905
01:01:13.400 --> 01:01:16.000
<v Speaker 1>actually sounds extra filthy because of what krim fresh is.

906
01:01:16.039 --> 01:01:18.119
<v Speaker 1>But you know what I'm saying, I actually meant krim fresh.

907
01:01:18.119 --> 01:01:20.920
<v Speaker 1>I did not mean come, but it would be fine

908
01:01:21.039 --> 01:01:23.840
<v Speaker 1>if it were come. For the record, Jensen Acles, if

909
01:01:23.840 --> 01:01:32.000
<v Speaker 1>you're listening anyway, So Carl has a bunch of things

910
01:01:32.119 --> 01:01:35.960
<v Speaker 1>ready to go because he is planning to hamstring some

911
01:01:36.119 --> 01:01:42.719
<v Speaker 1>of their opponents. As soon as the what's the word

912
01:01:42.760 --> 01:01:46.559
<v Speaker 1>I want? The flag is flown the light turns green.

913
01:01:46.880 --> 01:01:51.000
<v Speaker 1>I guess I didn't want to kill the vehicle, but

914
01:01:51.039 --> 01:01:52.800
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to keep them from trying to kill us

915
01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:55.000
<v Speaker 1>and hopefully slow them down enough that we didn't have

916
01:01:55.039 --> 01:01:59.079
<v Speaker 1>to worry about them he's talking about the Darconian. Uh.

917
01:02:00.119 --> 01:02:02.360
<v Speaker 1>I selected the four remaining missiles in my eight pack

918
01:02:02.440 --> 01:02:05.559
<v Speaker 1>launcher and programmed them. By this point, all the teams

919
01:02:05.599 --> 01:02:08.679
<v Speaker 1>would have shields. Direct attacks would likely do nothing, so

920
01:02:08.719 --> 01:02:10.960
<v Speaker 1>we had to kill them in different ways. I just

921
01:02:11.000 --> 01:02:14.920
<v Speaker 1>hoped these missiles worked as advertise. This was a Rosetta idea.

922
01:02:15.000 --> 01:02:16.719
<v Speaker 1>It was a different recipe than what we had in

923
01:02:16.760 --> 01:02:19.800
<v Speaker 1>the potion balls, but just as insidious, which I was

924
01:02:19.880 --> 01:02:22.400
<v Speaker 1>just like, what does that mean? I don't like that.

925
01:02:26.119 --> 01:02:29.239
<v Speaker 1>So this is when starting blocks loading is mentioned by

926
01:02:29.239 --> 01:02:32.000
<v Speaker 1>the AI and he's like, what's that? And Doctor Metcalf

927
01:02:32.079 --> 01:02:35.480
<v Speaker 1>chimes in a new rule. Each team will be contained

928
01:02:35.519 --> 01:02:38.679
<v Speaker 1>in a starting block shield that will provide in vulnerability

929
01:02:38.719 --> 01:02:41.880
<v Speaker 1>for the first ninety seconds of this race. And he's

930
01:02:41.920 --> 01:02:44.679
<v Speaker 1>just like, oh shit, and he asks what kind of

931
01:02:44.719 --> 01:02:47.079
<v Speaker 1>shield it is, and she pitches a little tantrum about

932
01:02:47.079 --> 01:02:49.000
<v Speaker 1>the fact that she didn't get upgraded like she wanted.

933
01:02:49.559 --> 01:02:53.400
<v Speaker 1>But sure, your stupid cat got that chair. But she

934
01:02:53.559 --> 01:02:59.199
<v Speaker 1>just she can't answer this question. Ah. I started calculating

935
01:02:59.199 --> 01:03:01.400
<v Speaker 1>how long the missiles would take to arc through the air.

936
01:03:01.679 --> 01:03:04.559
<v Speaker 1>If I timed it properly, it'd keep the other teams

937
01:03:04.599 --> 01:03:08.400
<v Speaker 1>from firing on us or each other. And this is

938
01:03:08.440 --> 01:03:11.440
<v Speaker 1>when he gets a message from Chiome. Do we need

939
01:03:11.480 --> 01:03:14.000
<v Speaker 1>to alter our plans? And he says, it's okay. I

940
01:03:14.039 --> 01:03:18.880
<v Speaker 1>think we're good. I have already forgotten who Cheome is, guys,

941
01:03:19.000 --> 01:03:21.639
<v Speaker 1>so help me out, Help me out. I listened to

942
01:03:21.639 --> 01:03:27.719
<v Speaker 1>this section twice. Donut can see the finish line because

943
01:03:27.760 --> 01:03:31.480
<v Speaker 1>the angle of this is so steep, which I just

944
01:03:31.559 --> 01:03:34.119
<v Speaker 1>hate that. Oh God, you guys, the way that I

945
01:03:34.119 --> 01:03:37.239
<v Speaker 1>could feel my stomach a lurch just imagining this like

946
01:03:37.360 --> 01:03:42.639
<v Speaker 1>precipitous drop. Oh god, Michael says the leader of the

947
01:03:42.719 --> 01:03:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Ninja Foxes, thank you, yes, thank you. Donut has changed

948
01:03:49.039 --> 01:03:52.880
<v Speaker 1>the voice that her chair has from a creepy dude

949
01:03:52.960 --> 01:03:55.800
<v Speaker 1>voice that it was originally, which we don't get hear,

950
01:03:56.800 --> 01:04:01.400
<v Speaker 1>to the voice of a woman with a Polish accent,

951
01:04:01.519 --> 01:04:04.960
<v Speaker 1>and she calls her Deroda. I'm very curious about this.

952
01:04:05.079 --> 01:04:08.599
<v Speaker 1>If this is like somebody that took care of her

953
01:04:08.639 --> 01:04:12.079
<v Speaker 1>when she was in the breeder you know what I mean.

954
01:04:14.119 --> 01:04:17.559
<v Speaker 1>A Polish accent, Oh, Michael says. Deroda is a reference

955
01:04:17.599 --> 01:04:24.039
<v Speaker 1>to Blair Waldorf's made de Roda from Gossip Girl. Oh right,

956
01:04:24.480 --> 01:04:29.039
<v Speaker 1>I forgot about that. God, I really should just rewatch

957
01:04:29.079 --> 01:04:33.599
<v Speaker 1>this show. I really should, but it's just like gonna

958
01:04:33.599 --> 01:04:37.000
<v Speaker 1>trigger all this body dysmorphia. I know it anyway, Okay,

959
01:04:37.159 --> 01:04:42.199
<v Speaker 1>so uh. It was called a Smart Companion Royal Pet Throne.

960
01:04:42.239 --> 01:04:47.239
<v Speaker 1>This was the ultimate diamond pampered pet Princess Edition, designed

961
01:04:47.280 --> 01:04:50.920
<v Speaker 1>for long road trips. It could be installed in car, spaceships, boats,

962
01:04:50.960 --> 01:04:53.519
<v Speaker 1>and more. It could be used by regular people and

963
01:04:53.559 --> 01:04:56.119
<v Speaker 1>nothing would happen. But the moment the chairs assigned Princess

964
01:04:56.159 --> 01:04:59.280
<v Speaker 1>sat upon it, a small, fluffy, rectangular bed appeared. The

965
01:04:59.400 --> 01:05:01.760
<v Speaker 1>chair just said like a gyro, and it would supposedly

966
01:05:01.840 --> 01:05:04.840
<v Speaker 1>keep her safe in case of an accident, and it

967
01:05:04.920 --> 01:05:07.840
<v Speaker 1>monitored her vitals and offered her quote relief when she

968
01:05:08.039 --> 01:05:12.840
<v Speaker 1>was stressed, which I am assuming is basically a handy.

969
01:05:13.800 --> 01:05:16.400
<v Speaker 1>And I think it's gonna be real unpleasant when we

970
01:05:16.440 --> 01:05:18.360
<v Speaker 1>find out what that is. I don't think she's gonna

971
01:05:18.360 --> 01:05:24.400
<v Speaker 1>care for it, but I will say I really think

972
01:05:24.400 --> 01:05:27.000
<v Speaker 1>that this is a better prize than Carl seems to think.

973
01:05:27.440 --> 01:05:29.920
<v Speaker 1>It feeds her snacks on demand, and it compliments her

974
01:05:29.960 --> 01:05:33.079
<v Speaker 1>all the time and agrees with her, and I think

975
01:05:33.119 --> 01:05:39.360
<v Speaker 1>that's hilarious. Apparently Doctor Metcalf hates it, and so they

976
01:05:39.360 --> 01:05:41.679
<v Speaker 1>are in this weird feud with each other, which is

977
01:05:41.920 --> 01:05:50.320
<v Speaker 1>really weird. So let's see. Oh right, it's a thirty

978
01:05:50.360 --> 01:05:55.239
<v Speaker 1>degree angle. Carl is estimating we go too fast, We're

979
01:05:55.280 --> 01:06:00.440
<v Speaker 1>gonna flip. Yeah, we'll flip. We'll flip into victory. He said, Man,

980
01:06:00.639 --> 01:06:03.760
<v Speaker 1>I wish Steve was still with us. He loved this shit.

981
01:06:04.400 --> 01:06:07.639
<v Speaker 1>If he wasn't pussy, he'd want me to go even faster.

982
01:06:08.639 --> 01:06:13.400
<v Speaker 1>And it's just the Finally Carl realizes that he has

983
01:06:13.480 --> 01:06:17.719
<v Speaker 1>got like bloodshot eyes and that he is on something.

984
01:06:19.559 --> 01:06:22.079
<v Speaker 1>Donut get your laundry day spell ready. We don't have

985
01:06:22.119 --> 01:06:24.599
<v Speaker 1>a goddamn choice. We have to get this suit off me,

986
01:06:25.000 --> 01:06:29.800
<v Speaker 1>which no, I do not need you to be skinned, please, Carl,

987
01:06:30.599 --> 01:06:33.960
<v Speaker 1>don't don't. Honestly, somebody that's fucked up might be the

988
01:06:33.960 --> 01:06:37.440
<v Speaker 1>best for this sort of race. Give him a chance,

989
01:06:37.480 --> 01:06:40.480
<v Speaker 1>That's all I'm saying. And this is when we get

990
01:06:40.480 --> 01:06:44.920
<v Speaker 1>the announcement of the sugar hermits who begin to flood

991
01:06:45.119 --> 01:06:50.920
<v Speaker 1>the field that tens of thousands. They're like, in MANI heads,

992
01:06:51.000 --> 01:06:54.679
<v Speaker 1>why are they screaming? And they're all like Day of

993
01:06:54.719 --> 01:07:02.400
<v Speaker 1>the Dead sugar skulls that feed on bones and brain. Uh,

994
01:07:02.440 --> 01:07:05.960
<v Speaker 1>they're migrating towards the Kaiju skull that blocks the finish line.

995
01:07:06.159 --> 01:07:09.280
<v Speaker 1>Why because I fucking said so, they'll lay they're exited

996
01:07:09.400 --> 01:07:13.639
<v Speaker 1>or some shit, it doesn't matter. And they have tentacles

997
01:07:13.679 --> 01:07:17.960
<v Speaker 1>that apparently will like extract bone and brain when they

998
01:07:18.039 --> 01:07:21.960
<v Speaker 1>need it. So yikes. And this is when Gludias says,

999
01:07:22.039 --> 01:07:25.079
<v Speaker 1>ye fucking haw, and that is the end of chapter thirty.

1000
01:07:27.159 --> 01:07:30.239
<v Speaker 1>Michael says, got to say it to Carl far too

1001
01:07:30.320 --> 01:07:34.360
<v Speaker 1>long to realize that he wasn't acting normally. Fully, agree, Michael,

1002
01:07:34.480 --> 01:07:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Now I'll say this. We have the benefit of the

1003
01:07:37.000 --> 01:07:41.599
<v Speaker 1>audiobook and the way that Jeff Hayes has done the

1004
01:07:42.159 --> 01:07:47.800
<v Speaker 1>voice makes it so clear. But perhaps when it was

1005
01:07:47.880 --> 01:07:51.639
<v Speaker 1>being written, Matt Dineman didn't imagine the voice being quite

1006
01:07:51.679 --> 01:07:56.280
<v Speaker 1>so intense, and so Carl not noticing is a little

1007
01:07:56.280 --> 01:08:03.440
<v Speaker 1>bit more understandable. But yeah, oh, Sarah fem says, it

1008
01:08:03.480 --> 01:08:06.039
<v Speaker 1>took me so long to realize it was Dia dels

1009
01:08:06.079 --> 01:08:10.719
<v Speaker 1>Martos and not the zombie movie. They meant even after

1010
01:08:10.800 --> 01:08:14.239
<v Speaker 1>they said the sugar skulls, I feel like that was

1011
01:08:14.360 --> 01:08:20.840
<v Speaker 1>said first maybe, but it does not matter. I am

1012
01:08:20.960 --> 01:08:23.039
<v Speaker 1>very interested to see how Glutius does on this race,

1013
01:08:23.680 --> 01:08:27.279
<v Speaker 1>like just really curious, that's all. I don't want Carl

1014
01:08:27.319 --> 01:08:32.520
<v Speaker 1>taking amphetamines, obviously, but I am so overtime. I have

1015
01:08:32.600 --> 01:08:35.319
<v Speaker 1>to wrap. YadA, YadA, YadA. You guys know the drill.

1016
01:08:35.319 --> 01:08:37.319
<v Speaker 1>But thank you, guys in and so much for hanging out.

1017
01:08:37.439 --> 01:08:40.479
<v Speaker 1>Appreciate you all, and I'll be seeing you on Thursday

1018
01:08:40.520 --> 01:09:13.520
<v Speaker 1>with a new episode. Until then, tutlu, motherfuckers. That was

1019
01:09:13.560 --> 01:09:15.600
<v Speaker 1>an unspoiled network podcast.
