Speaker 1: Elvis, are you gonna throw up on mommy?
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to Laura.
Speaker 1: After he throws up, I will die laughing, Elvis.
Speaker 2: My dog is not going to throw up right now.
Speaker 2: I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer. Hi, this is
Speaker 2: producer Brian. Brian put the freaking camera on. You don't
Speaker 2: want to like you like a shame. Shame. It's not
Speaker 2: connecting all man. No, we need it to connect this
Speaker 2: episode because no one cares. Yeah they do, because we're
Speaker 2: gonna play the question game when we need, like, maybe
Speaker 2: you can come up here or something, I don't know whatever. Okay,
Speaker 2: So before we get in, we have a we have
Speaker 2: the question game. I have a bunch of new questions.
Speaker 2: I got these cards and they have a lot of
Speaker 2: good questions on them. I'm going to also give you
Speaker 2: what one publication says are the most overrated movies of
Speaker 2: all time. I don't want to see what you guys
Speaker 2: think about this.
Speaker 1: I know it one is.
Speaker 2: There's also a list of the scariest movies of all time.
Speaker 2: And I know we're all horror movie fans, So two
Speaker 2: of us are what do you.
Speaker 1: Mean you walked out of Evil Dead too?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You went shopped on Amazon the bat or.
Speaker 1: Talk to Evan or something. I don't know what you did.
Speaker 1: It is a movie that great.
Speaker 2: What it has to be a little bit more suspenseful
Speaker 2: and like I'm dramatic for me, what.
Speaker 3: Do you think suspense means?
Speaker 2: Not just like blood and like gore and everything.
Speaker 3: It was a good story to suspense that.
Speaker 2: I have no not one bit of recollection of that.
Speaker 1: That's because you spent most of the time in the lobby,
Speaker 1: texting Evan or doing something.
Speaker 2: Okay, before we get to that, and oh, when I
Speaker 2: was sick for that whole week, I watched a lot
Speaker 2: of TV, and I have.
Speaker 1: To tell you more than usual, yesh.
Speaker 2: Like an entire like nine episode, full hour episode series in.
Speaker 1: One days.
Speaker 2: Of God. Okay, but first of all, we need to
Speaker 2: address what I'm wearing and what you're wearing. Now?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with what I'm wearing?
Speaker 2: First of all, your chest hair is in full effect.
Speaker 2: It is sticking out violently, yes, like you've like you've
Speaker 2: fluffed it out.
Speaker 3: On perfect It's like you curl it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, for real, you do you ever trim.
Speaker 1: That once in a while. I don't think chest hair
Speaker 1: is really in It is too.
Speaker 2: Well, you're not a bear, are you? Are you a bear?
Speaker 2: It's an honor? What's an honor? What's an otter? Well,
Speaker 2: because I'm thin, Oh, bears are more meteor husky. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: but bears are hairy and bears are hairy.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yes, I'm an hotter. I'm hairy, but I'm thin. God.
Speaker 2: First of all, this sweater it looks like it's been
Speaker 2: chewed on by like a goat or something like that.
Speaker 1: Like, what the heck it's diesel.
Speaker 2: It's a relic it does I know this kind of
Speaker 2: look was in a like a while ago. I know. Anyway,
Speaker 2: So it's diesel. Your hair is in full effect. Now
Speaker 2: this outfit. I'm worried, I realized as I'm looking at
Speaker 2: our little teleprompter screens.
Speaker 1: Here thing, I have one thing to say about your dress.
Speaker 2: Well, no, not that, but no, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, camel toe.
Speaker 3: No, oh my god, it is.
Speaker 2: This is the world's worst color I think I've ever
Speaker 2: seen in my life. It is literally pooh brown.
Speaker 3: It's just neutral, but it looks horrible. I can't believe
Speaker 3: I'm defending it.
Speaker 1: It looks like baby brown, looks like really bad. A
Speaker 1: bunch of babies.
Speaker 3: Just it looks like painfully unoffensive, like it like it
Speaker 3: does not evoke feelings.
Speaker 2: Of it doesn't evoke any kind of feeling at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I don't want to throw up. It's not gross.
Speaker 1: I might just throw up.
Speaker 2: He is in a mood.
Speaker 1: He just insulted me.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry you did pay money for a sweater that
Speaker 3: I could have torn that for you.
Speaker 1: So now I'm going to be on one this whole podcast,
Speaker 1: just so you don't.
Speaker 2: Oh no, here we go.
Speaker 1: I might just save vagina every other word.
Speaker 3: Please don't, please don't. It's have a funny certain point.
Speaker 3: It's just I know scem' say cameltoe.
Speaker 2: Every other Why would you?
Speaker 1: But why maybe finger? I don't know.
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Speaker 2: And I probably have pitstains because I bought this deodorant
Speaker 2: and it wasn't cheap. I thought it was just regular
Speaker 2: deodorant and a persprit, you know, like I always get,
Speaker 2: And I brought it home, and it's body deodorant, so
Speaker 2: it's like, okay, am I supposed to like roll this
Speaker 2: on like all the different parts of my body like weirds,
Speaker 2: and it doesn't have any pursperon in it. So I've
Speaker 2: been like sweating bullets. I don't stink. No, it's not
Speaker 2: your odor. That's what the helps with the odor. It
Speaker 2: just doesn't help with the sweat, which which stop it.
Speaker 2: But I will not. I don't think I cheaped out
Speaker 2: on that. That's I think it was.
Speaker 1: Like see water for me several areas.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm like so hot right now, probably because
Speaker 2: this is like non breatheable material.
Speaker 1: I'm suffering from. Oh my god, it's warm.
Speaker 2: But one thing we should never cheap out on is
Speaker 2: what no deodorant?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: I know, right, dude, seriously, now, you.
Speaker 3: Run a good clean show here. Sometimes.
Speaker 2: Did you hear this story about this what happened on
Speaker 2: Friday the thirteenth in La?
Speaker 3: No? Yeah, I heard a couple of kids were at
Speaker 3: the camp and some guy in a hockey mask.
Speaker 2: Oh huh huh No, somebody in so Cow. They're saying
Speaker 2: it's La was parked outside of a school. They had
Speaker 2: gone inside the gym to go get their kid. When
Speaker 2: they came back to the car, they saw that the
Speaker 2: back passenger window had been shattered, and when they looked inside,
Speaker 2: they noticed that there was one thing missing, and the
Speaker 2: one thing missing was a cardboard box filled with one
Speaker 2: million dollars cash. Dumb Who can what the heck is
Speaker 2: that all about?
Speaker 1: Who in la drives around with a cardboard box of
Speaker 1: a million dollars in trunk?
Speaker 2: Police say that they discovered a GPS device attached to
Speaker 2: the car, so somebody was on to them, so the
Speaker 2: victim didn't seem to be aware of it, So I
Speaker 2: don't know. This is something's going on.
Speaker 1: So sounds like something out of a movie, I know.
Speaker 2: Right, but wow, can you imagine coming back going, oh no, my.
Speaker 1: Box, my cardboard box full of with a million dollars.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I left a million dollars in my back seat.
Speaker 2: Do you guys still watch Saturday Night Live?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No?
Speaker 2: Oh, It's gonna be good this year. Okay, listen to
Speaker 2: the lineup. Here's the here's the lineup for the next
Speaker 2: couple of weeks. We have Jeane Smart as the host.
Speaker 2: He hacks the It was nominated as the Best Comedy
Speaker 2: show she won. She's great. Musical guest is jelly Roll
Speaker 2: and that's coming up this Saturday.
Speaker 3: Jelly Roll.
Speaker 2: You don't know, jelly Roll coming up this Saturday. Then
Speaker 2: October fifth, comedian Nate Bargets you know how that who
Speaker 2: that is? And then the musical guest is Coldplay, which
Speaker 2: is great. No, okay, let me just say something.
Speaker 3: Let me just say something. Hey, hey, hey, facts, I'm spitting.
Speaker 2: No, you're not spitting facts at all. Because here's the deal. Well,
Speaker 2: when I'm not doing this, I also work at Star
Speaker 2: ninety four one on the weekends.
Speaker 3: You do.
Speaker 2: Anyway, We've been like a long time, so we've been
Speaker 2: promoting our iHeartRadio Music Festival, which happened this past weekend.
Speaker 2: Chris Martin from Coldplay was there, and I happened to
Speaker 2: be in the car and we had we were live
Speaker 2: streaming it on Star ninety four one Saturday night, and
Speaker 2: I was tuned into the part where Chris Martin was performing.
Speaker 2: That was I don't normally when I get home, I
Speaker 2: get out of my car. I want to get into
Speaker 2: the house and I want to like get my stuff done.
Speaker 2: I sat in my car and I waited and I
Speaker 2: listened to every note of every song. He was great.
Speaker 2: He was an awesome performer. It was it was like
Speaker 2: just him with a piano or him with a guitar.
Speaker 2: He sang some of the old songs, he sang a
Speaker 2: brand new song with this woman he brought up. It's
Speaker 2: Palestinian woman. Anyway. It was so freaking good. So take
Speaker 2: that back, Okay, Really.
Speaker 3: What their last good album was Milo Zodo. Their best
Speaker 3: album was Viva Levita, And yeah, that's great.
Speaker 2: See well, it sounds like you're a little bit of
Speaker 2: a cool Play fan.
Speaker 3: Like I said, there's stuff from about fourteen years ago
Speaker 3: good stuff.
Speaker 2: More like, well that was like seventeen years ago. To
Speaker 2: Fix You album. That's someone you just mentioned.
Speaker 3: Ago that was like twenty ten or eleven. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't think Va Levita was like two and eight.
Speaker 2: Okay, October twelfth, Ariana Grande is the host. She is great.
Speaker 2: Remember she does like all those voices, she does all
Speaker 2: the singers, she can mimic anybody. And then the musical guest.
Speaker 1: Done Stevie Nicks on Blank count.
Speaker 2: Her first time back since nineteen eighty three. That's it's
Speaker 2: gonna be a massive episode. That's October twelfth. Then October nineteenth,
Speaker 2: Michael Key eaten okay, and the musical guest is Billie
Speaker 2: Eilish okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then on November two, John mulaney is the host
Speaker 2: and musical guest is Chappelle Rowan and I don't know who.
Speaker 2: Oh she were playing her new song and she's really
Speaker 2: good and she she's like a rising star.
Speaker 3: Wait, let me just say that she popped.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: SNL has not been good since Norm McDonald did we
Speaker 3: can report.
Speaker 2: Oh that's about load of craft.
Speaker 3: No, it's not. Norm McDonald was the like the best
Speaker 3: part of it.
Speaker 1: I don't like it when mommy and daddy fight.
Speaker 2: No, I don't mean mommy and son.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, please stop it.
Speaker 2: By the way, SNL is celebrating its fiftieth anniversary. This
Speaker 2: is their fiftieth season.
Speaker 3: I have a movie coming out about how it started.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's really good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So I saw last week the new halle Berry movie
Speaker 1: Never Let Go. It's a horror film, okay, directed by
Speaker 1: Alexandroja who did the Hills Have Eyes?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Good, high tension.
Speaker 2: So she isn't she's in a horror movie.
Speaker 1: It's good. It's really really good. Okay, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: tell you anything, but it go see it. It's really good.
Speaker 3: I saw a beetlejuice that was really it was good.
Speaker 3: It was so stupid. There is almost no plot.
Speaker 1: But it was good.
Speaker 3: It is actually what it is, it's what SNL should be,
Speaker 3: which is just a series of mildly connected comedy sketches
Speaker 3: that are just hilarious.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 2: So Michael keating his back, Yeah, he's so good.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's really it is like genuinely a
Speaker 3: really good movie. And it makes there's like almost no
Speaker 3: sense in the movie and.
Speaker 1: It's just literally a hodgepod.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And the story is not very good at all.
Speaker 3: Like it's actually a very pretty bad story, but it's
Speaker 3: so much fun.
Speaker 2: What did it get on like Rotten Tomatoes?
Speaker 3: I got a pretty higher release eighty five?
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 1: Okay, guess what is back on TV? Season five? Real
Speaker 1: Housewives of Salt Lake City?
Speaker 3: Oh god, I saw you know what.
Speaker 2: Every since I got rid of cable, I just don't
Speaker 2: search out the Real Housewives. I don't watch any of those.
Speaker 2: I get too jealous. It's like there's such like they're
Speaker 2: so wealthy and they've got like all these designer things.
Speaker 2: They've got their makeup artists, they've got their hair extensions, they've.
Speaker 3: Got that water.
Speaker 2: Did you do what I told you to do when
Speaker 2: we went to dinner that Friday night? Did you go
Speaker 2: home and do what I told you to do? Watch
Speaker 2: what I told you to watch?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes I did.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. It's called Monsters. It's on Netflix. The
Speaker 2: Lyle and Eric Menendez. Okay, like what episode four? Okay,
Speaker 2: what are you thinking so far?
Speaker 1: Well, they're both very into each other.
Speaker 2: I've got they make out with each other.
Speaker 1: They look like.
Speaker 2: It's like almost like porn it. It's a little pornish.
Speaker 1: You do see some you see, Dick.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say something shocking about them. I don't
Speaker 3: think they were great people. I think they were pretty bad.
Speaker 1: They are pretty awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do not show them in the best light.
Speaker 3: Top ten people.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, like they're.
Speaker 1: Both married, I know, in jail married I think. But
Speaker 1: then and they're not allowed conjugal visits, So these dummies
Speaker 1: marry these dudes and then they're like.
Speaker 2: Well, oh my gosh, the fact that they almost got
Speaker 2: off I know. And but then again, were they lying
Speaker 2: about the abuse? Were they not.
Speaker 1: Remember the guy from Anudo came out and said that
Speaker 1: the that the dad like.
Speaker 2: Mess with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gosh, yeah raped them.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, oh I just got I think they
Speaker 3: did some bad stuff. I think they're not great people.
Speaker 2: Oh you know where they bought the shotgun? They drove
Speaker 2: down because they couldn't they couldn't buy it up in LA.
Speaker 2: It was too much of a waiting period, so they
Speaker 2: wanted to get it done fast, so they blew their
Speaker 2: parents like head off pretty much.
Speaker 1: Well, and the weird thing and that that.
Speaker 2: Scene was whoa, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: But then they the lyle went back in and like
Speaker 1: off the mama gas.
Speaker 2: He went back down to the car, reloaded and went
Speaker 2: and off the mom because he saw that she was
Speaker 2: still moving. Yeah, I mean, come on, I'm they're they're
Speaker 2: They're exactly where they're supposed to be. Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2: And then I watched a documentary that my sister told
Speaker 2: me about. I'm like, I don't know if I want
Speaker 2: to watch it. I now kind of like remember Millie Vanilly, Yes,
Speaker 2: this documentary is so good. So Milli Vanilli. Brian was
Speaker 2: a pop sensation back in the late eighties early nineties.
Speaker 2: They were like the Top of the Top Girlian No,
Speaker 2: it's too and they had like a couple really like
Speaker 2: super number one hits. Well, it turns out that these
Speaker 2: two guys who look like models and they had like
Speaker 2: these long braids and everything turns out they didn't sing
Speaker 2: a lick of one of the songs, not a lick.
Speaker 2: It was somebody else that sang it. And they were
Speaker 2: just lip syncing. And they were fooling everyone the public
Speaker 2: that they would do concerts and they would they would
Speaker 2: like people beat the interview them and say hey, can
Speaker 2: you sing like and they would they like freeze up
Speaker 2: and get all scared. So they were carrying this weight
Speaker 2: of like knowing that they were It wasn't them who
Speaker 2: did it. They were. It was a guy, the producer,
Speaker 2: who said, hey, we love your look, but you're not
Speaker 2: going to sing on this album. You're gonna lip sync,
Speaker 2: but we're going to sell you. And this the guy
Speaker 2: got off. Oh my god, it's just it's so good.
Speaker 2: So and it's one of the guys is dead now.
Speaker 1: But do you know what I want to watch tonight
Speaker 1: when I get home? What Child Star on Hulu?
Speaker 3: Oh? What's that?
Speaker 1: It's new?
Speaker 2: It's well I'm into that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's on Hulu.
Speaker 2: Oh I love Hulu. Okay, And then I watched Thriller forty,
Speaker 2: the fortieth anniversary of Thriller, and it's it's all about now.
Speaker 2: There's been the documentaries about Michael Jackson about like bad ones, right,
Speaker 2: this one just is. It just shows his pure talent
Speaker 2: in his like god given like in intelligence, in musically,
Speaker 2: like he did things, he created things, he was an innovator.
Speaker 2: It's so good. So I watched those two back to back,
Speaker 2: and then the Manetta's thing, and then I don't know,
Speaker 2: and then a bunch of true crime stuff that I
Speaker 2: don't even really remember.
Speaker 3: Speaking of true crime, do you guys think Michael Jackson
Speaker 3: was guilty of what he was accused of?
Speaker 2: You know what, I don't know. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: think that maybe he I want to think that he
Speaker 2: just was very kind too, uh, and he really favored
Speaker 2: young children because as a child, he didn't get the
Speaker 2: nurturing he needed. And maybe that's what he was trying
Speaker 2: to provide. I mean, that's what the I think, it's
Speaker 2: what I want to believe.
Speaker 3: Not unlikely, but it's I could see it either way though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean It's just odd that any parent would
Speaker 1: be like, oh, yeah, you want a sleeping bed with
Speaker 1: a grown man?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the weird part of the parents were
Speaker 3: just like this is fine, Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know when it's like freaking Michael Jackson,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know. I mean, I mean, I know,
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I don't.
Speaker 1: If Charlie we're seven years old and Jennifer Lopez was like,
Speaker 1: do you want to come over and spend the night in.
Speaker 5: My bed, I'd be like, how cool, Charlie, go.
Speaker 1: O god, oh lord, okay, listen, turning your mic up.
Speaker 1: Yeah my god, turning your mic.
Speaker 3: Was like never getting a stranger's van unless that van
Speaker 3: belongs to Jennifer Lowe.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, Charlie, go and take pictures. Okay,
Speaker 2: Oh my god. How fun.
Speaker 1: That guy in a raincoat is selling candy out of
Speaker 1: his van. Go over and buy a piece of so.
Speaker 2: He wants to show you some puppies. Go with him.
Speaker 3: I celebrity, ask you to get in there there van.
Speaker 2: You better get in that Oh you better better damn
Speaker 2: well getting that van?
Speaker 1: Lord?
Speaker 2: All right, now, are these the most overrated movies? Of
Speaker 2: all time, according to Let's see what is this from?
Speaker 2: It doesn't say the magazine this is from or the anyway,
Speaker 2: but here it is. Okay, there are twenty twenty of them,
Speaker 2: but I don't know if you want to go through
Speaker 2: twenty five? Do you want to go through all twenty five? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do it quick, right? Brian will weigh in.
Speaker 2: American Hustle on number twenty five. Great movie.
Speaker 3: I thought that I thought it overrated.
Speaker 2: I don't, I mean not. It was like, really highly
Speaker 2: acclaimed when it came out in twenty thirteen. Gravity with
Speaker 2: a Sandra Bullock overrated. Yeah, twenty thirteen came out really.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was. It was fine, but it was not.
Speaker 3: It did not deserve the acclaim of god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Private Benjamin, Oh no, I never.
Speaker 1: Saw so good.
Speaker 2: I never saw I don't know. One of my favorite movies,
Speaker 2: Desperately Seeking Susan. I'm not liking that. That was Donna,
Speaker 2: and you did like it or didn't like it.
Speaker 1: I liked it.
Speaker 2: Prisoners.
Speaker 3: That's a that's a good movie.
Speaker 1: That is really good.
Speaker 3: That's when the dance villain.
Speaker 2: Yes, that guy Johns in it, and so is Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 3: Ray John is also fantastic in that movie, they're so such.
Speaker 2: A huge Jackman and the guy who is wash Paul Paul.
Speaker 3: It's interesting.
Speaker 2: It's Jadi is a different dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh you're right. But this guy from The Batman.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's so good anyway, Dana, there you go. Elf.
Speaker 3: No, that's a good movie.
Speaker 1: That's a good movie. Top Gun, Yeah, that was ever rated.
Speaker 3: Okay, the second original Top Gun. Yeah, the second one
Speaker 3: is actually far better than the first one.
Speaker 2: Not when it's not When you're nineteen eighty six and
Speaker 2: you have nineteen eighty six technology, it is like great.
Speaker 3: Then I think it's even more overrated.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Fight Club, No.
Speaker 3: Fight Club is such a good movie, a good movie.
Speaker 3: Fight Club's a really good movie.
Speaker 2: Goodwill Hunting, that's a great movie. I know that's dumb.
Speaker 3: The Birds, No, it's off with Hitchclock. Yes, Hitchclock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a nineteen sixty three Lattiator. That was
Speaker 2: a great movie, just of the Russell Crow.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't think that's overrated.
Speaker 2: I think that's a really I do too, Like I
Speaker 2: don't know who made this list. The Notebook, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I remember when that came out of everybody was just
Speaker 2: like Sparks Now, oh my god. But Ryan Gosling, Oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are so many movies. He's better in Heck Drive,
Speaker 3: like relatively similar eras Heck Drive. Yeah, the movie Drive,
Speaker 3: Oh Drive. Oh yeah, that's like a great movie.
Speaker 2: He's in Gone with the Wind.
Speaker 3: No, that's a fantastic, great movie.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen it start to finish.
Speaker 3: It's like it is long, but it's super garly.
Speaker 2: Gone The Revenant, that's it was hardcore. It's pretty hardcore.
Speaker 3: It was good.
Speaker 2: I just I mean, think of the conditions they had
Speaker 2: to film that under.
Speaker 3: It's not what I would have given him an Oscar for.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Did he win an Oscar for that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That was his the first time he's won.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. The English Patient is number eleven. Overrated
Speaker 2: Once upon a Time in americat Miracle on thirty fourth Street, Emily.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is overrated. That's that's got like almost cult status.
Speaker 2: Now, I know. The Breakfast Club, Come on, No, that.
Speaker 3: Was no, no, no, it's overrated. It's fine, it's still good,
Speaker 3: but it is overrated.
Speaker 2: Friday the thirteenth is next at number six. The nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty version.
Speaker 3: That's the original that's yeah, the first one is not
Speaker 3: the best movie of the series.
Speaker 2: Which is the best one. Then I'm going to go with.
Speaker 3: Two or three? Actually two?
Speaker 1: Yeah, third is really good.
Speaker 2: Greece is number five. Come on, that was a great movie.
Speaker 3: I knew wait, I remember orated.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Brian, no, no.
Speaker 3: It is good. It is good. It is overrated.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. When it came out, we had got
Speaker 2: the soundtrack and I knew every single word.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't buy, I don't buy the Oh.
Speaker 3: If you look back at time, look at there are
Speaker 3: movies that were from your guys time that still stood
Speaker 3: up the test time. Star Wars is a great example,
Speaker 3: the original Star Wars Greece. It's good.
Speaker 2: It's overrated though, everything everywhere, all at once.
Speaker 3: That is a good movie.
Speaker 2: I didn't I couldn't get through it. I couldn't get
Speaker 2: through it.
Speaker 3: It didn't deserve the amount of oscars. Right. That was
Speaker 3: kind of insane.
Speaker 2: Up movie.
Speaker 1: It's a really good movie, really good.
Speaker 2: It's the Shawshank Redemption. Yeah, whenever it's on TV, no
Speaker 2: matter what, I've probably seen it a hundred times.
Speaker 3: It's so easy to watch, too.
Speaker 2: So easy. And they say the number one most overrated movie.
Speaker 1: Is I agree Joker.
Speaker 3: No, that's not I thought that was it. I agree
Speaker 3: the Joking movie was not as great, but I don't
Speaker 3: think it's overrated.
Speaker 1: I have no desire to see the second one.
Speaker 2: Same but you don't know Gladd Gaga's it and it's
Speaker 2: like has music in it or something.
Speaker 3: No, real quick, I wouldn't even put Joker on this
Speaker 3: list because number one and number two should be Avatar
Speaker 3: and Titanic, respectively.
Speaker 2: I know they're not even make the list.
Speaker 3: Avatar is a good movie, but Avatar does not deserve
Speaker 3: to be Like the Global.
Speaker 2: Avatar was insane when you first saw that, Like you've
Speaker 2: never seen anything like that.
Speaker 3: The technology was impressive. Yeah, it is overrated.
Speaker 2: Well maybe now it's Titanic.
Speaker 3: Titanic's not even that great.
Speaker 2: Did anybody see the new Avatar?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: Way of Water? Yeah, was that it was good?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Avatar is just as a concept overrated.
Speaker 2: Now here are the best horror movies of all time,
Speaker 2: according to Indie Wire. Okay, now we'll just do ten.
Speaker 2: Videodrome is number ten.
Speaker 3: Never heard of it.
Speaker 2: It's nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's what's his name is it, Like, it's David Cronenberg.
Speaker 3: Oh it's Cronenberg.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, the Blair Witch Project.
Speaker 3: No way lower it's I don't think it's that great.
Speaker 2: Oh I remember seeing that in the theater and being
Speaker 2: so freaking see it was.
Speaker 3: It was good because it was new, But now in
Speaker 3: hindsight it's really mediocre, so stupid.
Speaker 2: This one should be higher up. I think The Shining,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, number eight.
Speaker 3: I don't really consider The Shining to be a horror
Speaker 3: movie really. I think if it's more of a psychological thriller.
Speaker 2: I can see that. I get that.
Speaker 3: But I'm never scared than the blood. You're never scared, ouesty,
Speaker 3: But like those scenes are supposed to be scary to
Speaker 3: me are actually more mesmerizing. The blood scene is like
Speaker 3: a really like well composed shot, like it's fun to
Speaker 3: look at.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god. There's a whole documentary about that
Speaker 2: movie too, the Shining, and it's.
Speaker 1: Called like Room two four.
Speaker 2: So conspiracies, yes, about the moon landing and everything. It's
Speaker 2: crazy trouble every day. I don't even know what that
Speaker 2: is from two thousand and one.
Speaker 1: I think it's a John wu movie. Not sure.
Speaker 3: I don't think so I've never heard of it.
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of House?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: House nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 1: William kat was in it.
Speaker 3: No, No, The.
Speaker 2: Texas Chainsaw Massacre number five, the original The Cabinet of
Speaker 2: Doctor Kaligari nineteen two one.
Speaker 3: I think I've heard of it. I think that's like
Speaker 3: a B movie on the like the level of like
Speaker 3: phantasm from the eighties.
Speaker 2: Never heard of it in nineteen seventy threes don't look now.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think I've ever seen that.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nineteen eighty two is John Carpenter's The Thing.
Speaker 3: Oh, the Thing is a is it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: The Thing is like one of the greatest.
Speaker 1: You've never seen it. No, Laura, you're watching us.
Speaker 3: It's a body horror. Oh my god, but it is
Speaker 3: so good.
Speaker 2: From nineteen eighty Yes, Oh my god, it's oh yeah,
Speaker 2: more than holds up.
Speaker 3: It's still like incredibly terrifying. Really yeah, it's very it
Speaker 3: makes you. It's miss Yeah.
Speaker 2: They say the number one scariest movie andy Wires is
Speaker 2: Possession from nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 3: Wait scariest or Best horror.
Speaker 2: Movies, Best horror Movie sorry, best horror movies. Okay, Possession
Speaker 2: is number one.
Speaker 3: They're missing some good movies.
Speaker 2: Evil Did two is number nineteen on the list.
Speaker 3: Oh that's goy top ten. Evil Dead two is such
Speaker 3: a good movie.
Speaker 1: Halloween, Oh, Halloween.
Speaker 2: The host is on here. Halloween, I walked with the
Speaker 2: zombie red Funny games? What's funny games?
Speaker 1: Oh that's the one with Naomi Watts and where the
Speaker 1: two brothers break into their house and torture her and
Speaker 1: her husband.
Speaker 3: Oh god. Also, yeah, Halloween should have been higher up there.
Speaker 3: The Conjuring not that's not even on the list. That's insane.
Speaker 3: The Conjuring is so good.
Speaker 2: Eyes without a Face is on this list from nineteen sixty.
Speaker 2: Get Out is on the list.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think get Out is really overrated. Oh I
Speaker 3: hated that could be on both these little It's like
Speaker 3: a good movie, but it's not a like a fantastic movie.
Speaker 3: It's just good.
Speaker 1: And I hated the other one. Us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't think, oh what about uh the what?
Speaker 2: The alien one?
Speaker 3: It was okay, I like, I like the premise was
Speaker 3: interesting and then it just got kind of.
Speaker 2: But the spaceship was cool. I was so Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3: I fell asleep in the middle.
Speaker 2: Did you really no?
Speaker 3: That was okay?
Speaker 2: And before we get to the question game, what is
Speaker 2: the healthiest vegetable of all?
Speaker 1: Run up rally?
Speaker 2: According to the CDC, they have just named the number
Speaker 2: one healthiest vegetables you can eat. And I've never had
Speaker 2: this in my life.
Speaker 3: I don't buy this. I don't buy the CDC. But
Speaker 3: a carrot, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'll give you the top ten. Collared greens number ten,
Speaker 2: Romaine lettuce is number nine, Parsley is number eight. Leaf
Speaker 2: lettuce the kind that grows on their own loosely. Chickory
Speaker 2: is number six, okay, I don't think I've ever had that.
Speaker 2: Spinach is five, Okay, something I've actually had, good for you.
Speaker 2: Beat greens number four, charred number three. I don't think
Speaker 2: I've ever eaten that. Gross Chinese cabbage is number two.
Speaker 2: Number one watercress. I don't even. You could put all
Speaker 2: a bunch of vegetables on the table, I would not
Speaker 2: be able to tell what a water.
Speaker 1: Would be, to identify it.
Speaker 2: Maybe broccoli in a potato I'm not I'm not, he says,
Speaker 2: I'm loaded with nutrients.
Speaker 1: Vegetable.
Speaker 3: I think it's a root.
Speaker 1: Cream of wress.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't even say anything about that for their starch,
Speaker 2: starch and carbs, right, But.
Speaker 3: I don't think they're that bad for you. They're just
Speaker 3: very They.
Speaker 2: Don't have a well does the does the skin have
Speaker 2: nutrients in it?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, So here are these are new question cards that
Speaker 2: I just got. How do we want to play this?
Speaker 2: Do we want to? Just like, do you want to?
Speaker 2: I'll pick your card. Let's just just ask. Okay, here
Speaker 2: we go it simple, but bang, guys, what is one
Speaker 2: underrated quality you find attractive in a person? What is
Speaker 2: one underrated quality that you find attractive in a person
Speaker 2: that's not underrated? That's pretty, that's pretty top rated.
Speaker 3: I don't know their eyes, No.
Speaker 2: That's top rated. I'd say something like you know, like
Speaker 2: like ear lobes or something, you know, like something like that.
Speaker 3: Have you seen an ugly and attractive pairt like ear lobes?
Speaker 3: Like has it made a difference? You're like, oh god,
Speaker 3: their ear lobes.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've seen some horrible ear lobes and I've seen
Speaker 2: some nice ears.
Speaker 1: Did you say a personality trait or no?
Speaker 2: What physical? What is one? No? What is one underrated quality?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Maybe not physical politeness.
Speaker 2: It's not underrated.
Speaker 3: I can't think of any underrated traits. Then okay, they're
Speaker 3: all rated.
Speaker 2: When was the last time you saw someone cry?
Speaker 1: This morning? When I looked in the mirror, fit ago.
Speaker 2: Really, I mean who, when was the last time I
Speaker 2: saw someone cry? Oh? My god?
Speaker 3: Oh I know.
Speaker 2: My daughter called me. This isn't funny, but I just
Speaker 2: what she said was kind of funny in hindsight. So
Speaker 2: she calls facetimes me and it's nighttime in New York
Speaker 2: City and she's legging this big backpack and she's walking
Speaker 2: down the street and she had just gotten out of
Speaker 2: school and she had just worked a full time shift.
Speaker 2: So she is going to the subway because now she
Speaker 2: lives in Brooklyn, so case she goes to Fordham, which
Speaker 2: is in you uptown Manhattan. So she okay, So there
Speaker 2: are three factors here. She was on her period, she
Speaker 2: was super tired, and she was hungry.
Speaker 1: Cut sounds like me every day.
Speaker 2: So she's like, Mom, I just I don't know. I
Speaker 2: just I'm losing it.
Speaker 3: I'm losing it.
Speaker 2: I'm so sad because I just I would feel like
Speaker 2: I can't come home. She goes these.
Speaker 5: Streets are eating me alive, like Evan Evan, Go home
Speaker 5: to your boyfriend, have him making.
Speaker 2: Some tea, eat, and go to sleep. You will feel
Speaker 2: one hundred times better. This is this is all.
Speaker 1: Hunger in dou How come you never tell me that?
Speaker 2: So anyway, that's when I never stopped eating. That was
Speaker 2: like recently. Okay, if every human came with a warning label,
Speaker 2: what would your say, Uh, bitch poops ten times a day?
Speaker 1: No, probably frequent pooper. No, don't pope me if I'm hungry.
Speaker 2: Don't be uh, don't be put off by the resting
Speaker 2: bitch face. He's actually a nice guy.
Speaker 3: I would just say warning, yeah, colon, Yeah.
Speaker 2: What about me? My warning label be.
Speaker 1: Poops once every thirty days.
Speaker 2: That's not a warning label. Watch out. She's well slightly psychotic,
Speaker 2: a little bit little psycho. I would say, yeah, oh
Speaker 2: that could be a good way.
Speaker 1: Oh, caution overshares, Oh yeah, doesn't shut up.
Speaker 2: Be careful about what you say to her and what
Speaker 2: you do with her.
Speaker 3: Emotionally overbearing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, okay, stop stop, no more, my god.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Imagine your daily routine had been turned into a reality show,
Speaker 2: which parts would be talked about the most.
Speaker 1: The sex scenes.
Speaker 3: Oh my.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm a I believe it. I can't. I am
Speaker 2: not allowed to say anything, but my god, I bet,
Speaker 2: I bet, I bet. I'm just saying.
Speaker 3: For me.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 2: I just I don't know nothing. I'm doing nothing. I mean,
Speaker 2: I go to work, maybe like my work stuff, because
Speaker 2: it's kind of exciting sometimes.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's probably when you switch
Speaker 1: from one end of the couch to the end.
Speaker 3: Oh got you moved?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Position Mine would be when I dress up as a
Speaker 3: bad fight crying.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love me for though. What would
Speaker 2: you do in life if money wasn't an issue?
Speaker 3: I continue to fight crime at night?
Speaker 2: Well, god, I would I would just travel me to
Speaker 2: I would travel. I know it is, I know it is,
Speaker 2: But I want to see the world. I'm want to
Speaker 2: go on a safari. I want to go to Africa
Speaker 2: so bad. I want to go see I want to
Speaker 2: go to Greece. I want to, you know, see Australia.
Speaker 2: I want to go to Vietnam. There's so many places
Speaker 2: I want to go to.
Speaker 3: Would you really that sounds like so much fun?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That would? What would you name it? Bryan's World?
Speaker 3: That's stupid? I call it Didney Land no place you
Speaker 3: want to go to?
Speaker 2: Okay, God, did you.
Speaker 3: Just share in stone the camera.
Speaker 2: And f y all this? I am. I am literally
Speaker 2: drenched in sweat, right I am too.
Speaker 1: I really like that dress is dress is radiating heat.
Speaker 2: It is the worst thing.
Speaker 1: Oh God, I feel like I'm gonna melt all.
Speaker 2: Right, two more. When you sit next to somebody on
Speaker 2: a plane, what do you think goes through their mind?
Speaker 3: Oh? Fuck?
Speaker 2: Do not talk to this guy. Don't don't get no
Speaker 2: eye contact. I don't want to be bothered if.
Speaker 1: I sat next to you on a flight. Is that
Speaker 1: what you would think?
Speaker 3: That's what aisle seats. And I always pray that no
Speaker 3: one sits in the middle. When someone says the middl
Speaker 3: I go, oh fuck, Lauren totally think that about me.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I would not. I actually would probably talk
Speaker 2: to you. I'm a talker. I'm a plane talker. I'm
Speaker 2: a plane talker.
Speaker 3: That's my worst.
Speaker 2: I'm the I'm your worst. Literally, I know everything about
Speaker 2: your kids by the end of the fly, everything about it.
Speaker 3: About the vacuum of fifty.
Speaker 1: I'd hit the little call button for a living Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd hit the call button, and I'd be like, can
Speaker 1: I move my seat? I'd have the air marshals.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I talked the.
Speaker 1: Entire Oh my god. You would be a nightmare.
Speaker 3: To know people and go ask everybody if they were
Speaker 3: an air marshal if they could please arrest seriously.
Speaker 2: This woman is for asking me please.
Speaker 3: I would bring the button to be like, I think
Speaker 3: I'm having a heart attack.
Speaker 1: I'd put a pull a ball gag out of my
Speaker 1: backpack and just put it on you.
Speaker 3: They'd be like, sir, how do you know you're having
Speaker 3: a heart attack? I'm like, I just know, Like, let
Speaker 3: me get a doctor. You see there's a doctor of like,
Speaker 3: no need I.
Speaker 2: Know, take me somewhere else ground.
Speaker 3: This plane immediately, or give me a parachue.
Speaker 1: I'd be like. I'd be like, like she said she
Speaker 1: has a bomb in her person. My god, she showed
Speaker 1: me her gun.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, So finally, and I know the answer
Speaker 2: your answer. When was the last time you laughed uncontrollably?
Speaker 2: I witnessed it yours, and I think this is mine too,
Speaker 2: because you were laughing so friggin hard you could not
Speaker 2: even breathe at dinner. Remember our dinner, and you were
Speaker 2: like he was like his face was beat red, and
Speaker 2: like his eyes were so squintid shut, like it didn't
Speaker 2: even look like you had eyes and your face you
Speaker 2: were just laughing. He couldn't even utter like a syllable.
Speaker 2: I said something to the effect of, it's like I
Speaker 2: was referring to not myself per se, but like somebody
Speaker 2: who's dry down there would be like having sex with
Speaker 2: a wooden bird house. Now Eric never, he laughs a
Speaker 2: breaking hard. It made me laugh.
Speaker 1: Why is that what you picked?
Speaker 2: Because you know what, somebody used to say that that
Speaker 2: I know and I'm I'm not going to out him,
Speaker 2: but somebody used to say that.
Speaker 3: It used to make me so much more. You could
Speaker 3: pick like a gopher hole in the Sahara.
Speaker 2: Or wood like a nice guy.
Speaker 3: This guy wooden birdhouse.
Speaker 2: No, like the little hole in number I'd say a
Speaker 2: garden hose and oh my god, the abandoned house on
Speaker 2: the corner.
Speaker 3: Jesus.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So what about you, Brian? Have you ever have
Speaker 2: you ever laughed uncontroller?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't remember last time.
Speaker 2: Like what would make you laugh uncontrollably funny? I mean,
Speaker 2: but like like it has to be witty funny, like.
Speaker 3: Like a well placed part joke would do the truth. No,
Speaker 3: I'm kidding, of.
Speaker 2: Course, I'm like, wow, that's basic.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know to think about that. Usually it's
Speaker 3: just it hits me.
Speaker 2: I can't, I want. I would love to witness that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would left.
Speaker 2: I know that we need to end because I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm absolutely so, I am so hot.
Speaker 1: Good night.
Speaker 2: Anyway, by watching and listening and putting up with us
Speaker 2: and love your podcast, I just know.
Speaker 3: You want to drag it on, drag it out. Damn.
Speaker 1: Just love your podcast.
Speaker 2: Wow w I know, I know, I know,