WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:02.439 The police are on their way. Boys, soon you'll be 2 00:00:02.480 --> 00:00:05.599 in jail getting rammed. Those rams can do to us 3 00:00:05.599 --> 00:00:07.519 what they will, mister Lucas, but we'll never stop trying 4 00:00:07.559 --> 00:00:10.480 to protect films. It's not too late to do what's right. 5 00:00:10.839 --> 00:00:12.880 Give us the print. There's still some good in you, 6 00:00:12.919 --> 00:00:14.119 mister Lucas. We know there is. 7 00:00:16.600 --> 00:00:19.559 It is too late for me, boys, You. 8 00:00:19.399 --> 00:00:22.239 Yourself led the campaign against the colorization of films. You 9 00:00:22.359 --> 00:00:25.399 understand why film shouldn't be changed. That's different. 10 00:00:26.039 --> 00:00:27.239 These are my movies. 11 00:00:27.559 --> 00:00:29.760 I made them, and I have the right to do 12 00:00:29.839 --> 00:00:32.679 whatever I want with them. You're wrong, mister Lucas. They're 13 00:00:32.679 --> 00:00:35.759 not your movies. They're ours, all of ours. We paid 14 00:00:35.840 --> 00:00:37.280 to go see them, and they're just as much a 15 00:00:37.280 --> 00:00:39.119 part of our lives as they are of yours. When 16 00:00:39.119 --> 00:00:45.039 an artist creates, whatever they create belongs to society. Have 17 00:00:45.200 --> 00:00:48.359 I become so old that I've forgotten what being an 18 00:00:48.399 --> 00:00:50.719 artist is about. Give the print to us so that 19 00:00:50.759 --> 00:00:52.560 we can protect it from Spielberg and anyone else who 20 00:00:52.560 --> 00:00:53.240 wants to alter it. 21 00:00:54.920 --> 00:00:58.280 Perhaps you are right, kick. 22 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:03.200 Ash, Welcome to going out of South Bike with This 23 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:05.760 week we're hit to review Free Hat. I'm Dando, i 24 00:01:05.799 --> 00:01:08.200 am guy, and I say free Hat, but there's no 25 00:01:08.319 --> 00:01:09.599 there's no mister Hat in this episode. 26 00:01:09.680 --> 00:01:13.239 I say, you are misrepresenting this episode big bait and 27 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:14.760 switched by our pals Parker and Story. 28 00:01:14.799 --> 00:01:17.640 We discussed this before we went to air the titles 29 00:01:17.640 --> 00:01:21.040 of south Park episodes. They obviously do it deliberately, but 30 00:01:21.079 --> 00:01:23.239 they don't do the episode's justice because if you just 31 00:01:23.239 --> 00:01:25.200 saw free Hat in the TV guy and he went 32 00:01:25.239 --> 00:01:27.200 a south Park fan, you think yeah or whatever, but 33 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:29.480 you would have no idea what that. Well, you would 34 00:01:29.480 --> 00:01:31.359 if you have seen the episode, right, because it's free 35 00:01:31.439 --> 00:01:34.920 Hat that the guy. Right, there's a confusion. Was that 36 00:01:35.000 --> 00:01:36.280 meant to be a bit of a joke there that 37 00:01:36.560 --> 00:01:37.920 you thought this was is gonna be a mister Hat? 38 00:01:37.959 --> 00:01:39.159 It's actually about this guy. 39 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:40.719 I think they're absolutely trolling us. 40 00:01:40.760 --> 00:01:42.599 Yeah, yeah, Well I love to troll, aren't they. 41 00:01:42.599 --> 00:01:44.640 I love to trolling, very very good at it. But 42 00:01:44.719 --> 00:01:47.359 I mean, well, at the end of our previous going 43 00:01:47.400 --> 00:01:49.319 down the south Park episode, we said, hey, we're doing 44 00:01:49.319 --> 00:01:51.280 free Hat. Of course we put on our Garrison voices. 45 00:01:51.920 --> 00:01:54.319 No Garrison, which is disappointing, But I didn't miss him 46 00:01:54.319 --> 00:01:55.920 in this one because I thought this was one of 47 00:01:55.920 --> 00:01:58.640 my favorite episodes we've done in a long time being 48 00:01:58.680 --> 00:02:01.760 a film nerd and been an ET nerd and being 49 00:02:01.760 --> 00:02:04.280 one of those guys that one of the minute, one 50 00:02:04.280 --> 00:02:06.840 of the one of the slight few that were outraged 51 00:02:06.879 --> 00:02:07.959 by the ET re release. 52 00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:11.919 I was about to say what when that was announced? When? 53 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:13.680 And also when was so? 54 00:02:13.879 --> 00:02:15.599 It was now? Its probably two thousand and one. It 55 00:02:15.719 --> 00:02:17.439 came out in two thousand and two. It's funny. Behind me, 56 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:19.759 I have the vinyl banner from the cinema that's like 57 00:02:20.159 --> 00:02:22.199 ten foot long of when it was re released, right, 58 00:02:22.879 --> 00:02:25.439 And I have mentioned on one of our podcasts that 59 00:02:26.159 --> 00:02:28.560 one of my favorite memories of my childhoods I would 60 00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:31.840 have been thirteen turning fourteen when it came out, but 61 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:35.439 having the day of school, caught the bus into town 62 00:02:35.479 --> 00:02:37.840 with Nan to see the ten am screening of the 63 00:02:37.840 --> 00:02:40.039 re release of ET. Being very exctly, I'd never ET 64 00:02:40.199 --> 00:02:42.159 was my favorite movie, never seen it in the cinema before, 65 00:02:42.479 --> 00:02:45.039 because this is before a time when they would for 66 00:02:45.199 --> 00:02:47.360 it feels like now not reading cinema and village, they're 67 00:02:47.360 --> 00:02:49.840 always putting, Hey, it's fire any let's put fire thirteenth 68 00:02:49.879 --> 00:02:51.639 on it, or Halloween, It's put Halloween on they're playing 69 00:02:51.680 --> 00:02:53.919 old movies again on the regulars and novelty, but they 70 00:02:53.919 --> 00:02:55.479 didn't do that back in two thousand and two. And 71 00:02:55.479 --> 00:02:57.719 seeing ET on the cinema for the first time was 72 00:02:57.840 --> 00:03:00.240 very exciting. But this memory of catching the bus with 73 00:03:00.319 --> 00:03:03.000 Nan day off school and the ten am Screaming Village 74 00:03:03.039 --> 00:03:05.719 cinemas and we were the only two in the cinema 75 00:03:05.719 --> 00:03:07.879 obviously because it was ten am on a Thursday's seen 76 00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:12.000 the release of ET. Who's doing it? And I did it? 77 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:14.000 And it was just it's just a lovely memory that 78 00:03:14.039 --> 00:03:15.319 I have with n is no longer with us, but 79 00:03:15.360 --> 00:03:17.960 a lovely memory of going to see that movie with Nan. 80 00:03:18.639 --> 00:03:22.000 And at first I was impressed with what they did, 81 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:25.560 check what he'd done change wise, with ET looking more realistic, 82 00:03:25.639 --> 00:03:28.360 particularly the intro, But as the film went on, I 83 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:31.800 thought he really looks cgi and fake now, and I 84 00:03:31.879 --> 00:03:35.879 didn't like that. I thought, don't digitally alter what's there, 85 00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:39.319 change certain things, but if it's going to improve it, yes, 86 00:03:39.360 --> 00:03:41.319 but his face just looked so flat. 87 00:03:41.840 --> 00:03:45.280 No, it's I've used the term before, and I've lifted 88 00:03:45.319 --> 00:03:48.319 it from another critical reviewer, I'm sure, but it's like 89 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:51.080 someone's doodling on your dreams. Yeah, it's like when Yeah, 90 00:03:51.120 --> 00:03:54.400 going back and watching Star Wars Ak and New Hope 91 00:03:54.560 --> 00:03:56.680 when that was re released in cinemas in nineteen ninety 92 00:03:56.680 --> 00:04:02.039 seven with additional tweaks, you know, some new CGI stuff. 93 00:04:02.960 --> 00:04:05.680 What have you got, You've You've got a whole lot 94 00:04:05.680 --> 00:04:06.599 of jab of the hut in there. 95 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:10.879 Yeah, it's and it still looks crap today. They tweaked 96 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:12.319 it slightly, but it still doesn't look good. 97 00:04:12.599 --> 00:04:14.199 That's the thing. And it was also around that time 98 00:04:14.199 --> 00:04:16.279 it's like digital effects are coming in. They're going to 99 00:04:16.360 --> 00:04:18.040 change the game for everybody, and you had a few 100 00:04:18.040 --> 00:04:20.000 people who were using them quite well, you is better. 101 00:04:20.639 --> 00:04:25.920 You is better. But yeah, in a lot of cases, yes, 102 00:04:26.079 --> 00:04:30.199 in a lot of cases, no, just keep it the 103 00:04:30.199 --> 00:04:30.639 way it was. 104 00:04:31.120 --> 00:04:33.879 This here, this is how you parody Star Wars. So 105 00:04:33.920 --> 00:04:36.160 the Simpsons did an episode be recently reviewed, I may 106 00:04:36.199 --> 00:04:38.199 You're two seasons ago whatever it was, and they had 107 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:41.040 George Lucas being a little person and the episode was 108 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:44.439 just really it was a mean spirited and weird and 109 00:04:45.279 --> 00:04:47.480 not funny. Yeah, this is how you do it. You 110 00:04:47.519 --> 00:04:50.680 can tell this was made by hardcore film nerds who 111 00:04:50.879 --> 00:04:52.519 just did not want films altered. 112 00:04:52.680 --> 00:04:57.480 Yeah, and also you know they're borrowing story bits and 113 00:04:57.519 --> 00:05:00.000 pieces from really really good movie. 114 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:03.720 Yes, the movies in question, so a Spielberg's films and 115 00:05:03.839 --> 00:05:07.439 Lucas films like Raiders and Ambi Strikes Back and et Returned. 116 00:05:07.480 --> 00:05:09.439 The Jedi's in there as well. I love that they 117 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:12.560 turned Spielberg into the Emperor and Lucas was almost like 118 00:05:12.639 --> 00:05:14.199 Dafad having a facetone. 119 00:05:16.319 --> 00:05:16.439 That. 120 00:05:16.519 --> 00:05:17.360 Yeah, that was fantastic. 121 00:05:17.399 --> 00:05:17.600 I mean. 122 00:05:17.600 --> 00:05:21.639 Then throwing Francis Coppler in there as well, thought that 123 00:05:21.680 --> 00:05:24.120 was marvelous. I mean, it's interesting that they put in 124 00:05:24.199 --> 00:05:27.240 Francis Coppoler. He's someone who will occasionally do director's cuts 125 00:05:27.279 --> 00:05:29.879 of his movies or do a bit of a re 126 00:05:30.040 --> 00:05:32.480 edit now something Godfather one, right, He did one for 127 00:05:32.519 --> 00:05:35.480 Godfather three that does improve the movie quite a bit. 128 00:05:35.519 --> 00:05:37.199 He did one for a movie called The Cotton Club 129 00:05:38.120 --> 00:05:39.920 that I kind of liked in its original version and 130 00:05:39.959 --> 00:05:42.920 I liked even more in its other version. But you've 131 00:05:42.920 --> 00:05:45.439 got thom makers like Ridley Scott. Ridley Scott does a 132 00:05:45.519 --> 00:05:48.399 lot with director's cuts, and often it's a really good effect. 133 00:05:49.199 --> 00:05:52.800 James Cameron ever do it. I don't know about director's cuts. 134 00:05:52.839 --> 00:05:54.360 I mean, I think he did a T two one, 135 00:05:54.399 --> 00:05:57.920 didn't he? Maybe I think I've I've once had a 136 00:05:57.959 --> 00:05:59.560 DVD that said T two Director's cut. 137 00:05:59.600 --> 00:06:02.959 Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe I know that you He certainly 138 00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:07.639 puts a lot of deleted scenes on DVD's and blue. Yeah, 139 00:06:07.680 --> 00:06:10.000 but when it comes to actual now I'm going to 140 00:06:10.120 --> 00:06:11.759 re edit this movie. I don't know how about him 141 00:06:11.759 --> 00:06:14.480 so much. I mean, you've got the four K releases 142 00:06:14.519 --> 00:06:16.600 of a lot of his movies coming up. It's like 143 00:06:18.560 --> 00:06:21.120 it's looking a bit too shiny. We kind of like 144 00:06:21.199 --> 00:06:23.120 the grit of the original versions of all that kind 145 00:06:23.160 --> 00:06:26.399 of business. Yeah yeah, but I mean what you were 146 00:06:26.439 --> 00:06:29.399 saying about about Et and how there were changes to 147 00:06:29.399 --> 00:06:31.480 it was like, it's but it's not quite right. 148 00:06:31.959 --> 00:06:35.360 And one of my favorite elements of this episode. Should 149 00:06:35.360 --> 00:06:37.439 we get into favorite moments, I just I don't want 150 00:06:37.439 --> 00:06:38.920 because there's other things I want to discuss. So one 151 00:06:38.920 --> 00:06:41.040 of my favorite moments, as a bit of a tease, 152 00:06:41.399 --> 00:06:44.160 is the walkie talkie bit. Right, Yeah, so he changed 153 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:47.680 the guns to walkie talkies in the re release, which 154 00:06:47.720 --> 00:06:50.160 is just absurd because why would Et be scared? He 155 00:06:50.240 --> 00:06:52.120 was scared because he saw the guns. But that that's 156 00:06:52.160 --> 00:06:54.560 that was That was the fucking reason he flew into 157 00:06:54.560 --> 00:06:56.160 the sky because there was a saw a gun. He 158 00:06:56.199 --> 00:06:59.040 was like, I'm getting out of here. Not a walkie 159 00:06:59.040 --> 00:07:01.000 talk you wouldn't care about that thing. But then to 160 00:07:01.040 --> 00:07:03.040 have the re release of Saving Private Rne and they're 161 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:06.879 all using walking talk to amazing, And then we get 162 00:07:06.879 --> 00:07:09.240 it paid off later in the episode when the cops 163 00:07:09.279 --> 00:07:11.759 come to arrest them at Lucas's ranch and they got 164 00:07:11.759 --> 00:07:12.319 what you're talking? 165 00:07:14.920 --> 00:07:16.480 Are we doing? Favorite moments now. 166 00:07:16.720 --> 00:07:19.720 Was still because I love the just the albums, like 167 00:07:19.759 --> 00:07:21.800 I said, Return of the Jedi plus the Raiders at 168 00:07:21.839 --> 00:07:24.199 the end the film and things like that. But the 169 00:07:25.040 --> 00:07:27.959 issue and the topic of who do these films belong to? 170 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:30.120 Do they belong to the directors who created them, or 171 00:07:30.160 --> 00:07:32.160 do they belong to the artists as they put them here? 172 00:07:32.279 --> 00:07:33.800 Or do they belong to the fans who paid and 173 00:07:33.879 --> 00:07:36.519 enjoy them. It's a bit of both, obviously, of course 174 00:07:36.560 --> 00:07:36.839 it is. 175 00:07:36.959 --> 00:07:41.639 Yeah, I think if you've got access to everything, if 176 00:07:41.680 --> 00:07:45.000 you've got access to all versions, I mean, if a 177 00:07:45.120 --> 00:07:47.759 new director's cut negates the original ones, like now it's 178 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:50.800 stricken from the record, Yeah, but the original reason the 179 00:07:50.800 --> 00:07:53.519 original version work for some reason, I mean, I love that. 180 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:56.959 I've got a big box set of ninety two is 181 00:07:56.959 --> 00:08:00.800 Blade Runner by Ridley Scott again, and it's got all 182 00:08:00.839 --> 00:08:02.560 the versions and it's got the one that I saw 183 00:08:02.560 --> 00:08:04.439 in cinemas back in eighty two, that's got the voice 184 00:08:04.480 --> 00:08:06.720 over that a lot of people don't like. But I mean, 185 00:08:07.920 --> 00:08:09.720 and I don't think it's great. But at the same time, 186 00:08:10.240 --> 00:08:11.120 there are aspects of it. 187 00:08:11.160 --> 00:08:13.839 I like, it's nice to know that it's an option. Yes, 188 00:08:13.959 --> 00:08:16.319 where Star Wars it feels like, no, you will watch 189 00:08:16.360 --> 00:08:18.600 the re release. You don't get to watch your original anymore. 190 00:08:19.480 --> 00:08:24.000 I mean I've watched the Yeah, was able to get 191 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:28.399 a pirate copy of the original unedited nineteen seventy seven 192 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:29.240 Star Wars. 193 00:08:29.439 --> 00:08:33.240 Yeah, and thanks to what's your names of h the 194 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:35.360 guy that ye specialized edition. 195 00:08:37.279 --> 00:08:40.919 But I mean, I've gotten used to the the new 196 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:45.120 versions with extra CGI jappery and whatnot, and going back 197 00:08:45.279 --> 00:08:49.639 is like, I'm feeling something different here. H oh, Yeah, 198 00:08:49.679 --> 00:08:51.279 this is this is how it felt the first time. 199 00:08:51.279 --> 00:08:53.679 I Oh, it's meant to be. It's so good. 200 00:08:53.960 --> 00:08:54.759 That's so good. 201 00:08:55.039 --> 00:08:58.679 But with et though, so Spielberg recognized he made a 202 00:08:58.720 --> 00:09:01.279 mistake and when when the film has since been it's 203 00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:04.120 only it was only released on DVD it was the 204 00:09:04.159 --> 00:09:06.440 digital version, but never on Blu. When the film in 205 00:09:06.480 --> 00:09:09.360 Blu ray and four K, it's the original version, And 206 00:09:09.399 --> 00:09:12.759 he didn't offer the alternate version on those releases, which 207 00:09:12.799 --> 00:09:14.759 I thought was interesting. I thought, is that just a 208 00:09:14.759 --> 00:09:16.960 complete acknowledgment of I screwed up? 209 00:09:17.320 --> 00:09:17.519 Yeah? 210 00:09:17.919 --> 00:09:20.120 Yeah, because it's it's it's odd because I thought usually 211 00:09:20.159 --> 00:09:21.960 when they do these re releases they offer options. 212 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:24.720 Well, he's done, you know, other versions are like Close 213 00:09:24.799 --> 00:09:27.759 Encounters as well. I think, yeah, of course he has, Yeah, 214 00:09:27.759 --> 00:09:30.679 didn't the original version. Oh it's got more. 215 00:09:30.759 --> 00:09:34.279 I've got four K and it's so many different things. Yeah, options, 216 00:09:34.320 --> 00:09:34.759 But I think. 217 00:09:34.600 --> 00:09:36.399 He's also talked about He's like, oh, if I was 218 00:09:36.399 --> 00:09:39.159 making Close Encounters today, you know, I'm a parent now. 219 00:09:39.840 --> 00:09:42.080 Richard Drivers's character, he wouldn't have left his family, wouldn't 220 00:09:42.120 --> 00:09:44.080 left his kids to go with the as he would 221 00:09:44.080 --> 00:09:44.679 have stayed around. 222 00:09:45.039 --> 00:09:45.320 I know. 223 00:09:45.399 --> 00:09:48.320 I think it makes it a better film if you 224 00:09:48.360 --> 00:09:50.840 sort of go by your initial instinct. You know, it's 225 00:09:50.879 --> 00:09:53.279 an it's it's a document of who you are and 226 00:09:53.320 --> 00:09:54.720 the kind of things you want to say at that 227 00:09:54.799 --> 00:09:55.600 time in your life. 228 00:09:55.679 --> 00:09:58.879 Did he digitally alter close encounters or just add in scenes. 229 00:09:58.919 --> 00:10:00.279 I think it's added in See ET. 230 00:10:00.559 --> 00:10:03.279 What always annoyed me with the ET release was he 231 00:10:03.320 --> 00:10:07.919 added in these deleted scenes, which obviously used the puppet 232 00:10:08.039 --> 00:10:11.279 of E T right, but he dig digitally altered it 233 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:13.960 so that it was a CGI version I've always wanted 234 00:10:14.039 --> 00:10:18.559 and these at hardcore fan obviously, And these scenes exist 235 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:21.720 obviously somewhere because I've got the cards on the wall 236 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:24.039 here and you can see those deleted scenes because when 237 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:25.879 they made the Trading Cards that wasn't the final version 238 00:10:25.879 --> 00:10:27.840 of the film. There's scenes in those Trading Cards that 239 00:10:27.919 --> 00:10:31.279 were edited out of the finished product, but so clearly 240 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:33.000 like ET in the Bath, there's an ET in the 241 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:35.879 Bath deleted scene. And Spielberg always hated the way he 242 00:10:35.919 --> 00:10:38.279 couldn't get the animatrop to work. But now with CGI, 243 00:10:38.279 --> 00:10:40.240 I can make him move like a normal person. And 244 00:10:40.279 --> 00:10:42.679 I'm like, but the charm of it was that you 245 00:10:43.039 --> 00:10:46.200 had a puppet there with the actors. That's the charm, 246 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:51.240 you know. So with with uh this episode here there 247 00:10:51.360 --> 00:10:55.480 free hat. I would listened to the commentary and Stone 248 00:10:56.000 --> 00:10:58.600 maybe it's Parker mentioned that they like to think that 249 00:10:58.679 --> 00:11:02.519 because of this episode they halted Spielberg, and they think 250 00:11:02.720 --> 00:11:05.759 if we went in some way some help to preventing 251 00:11:05.840 --> 00:11:08.240 him from changing Raiders, then we've done that job. Well, yeah, 252 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:10.840 because he wrote a letters on Spilberg saying I feel 253 00:11:10.840 --> 00:11:13.480 like I've made an ax On a villain in south Park. 254 00:11:13.720 --> 00:11:15.519 So I like to think I wonder if they hadn't 255 00:11:15.519 --> 00:11:18.679 done this episode, would he continued on with his catalog 256 00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:21.840 or because of the episode here he went, you know what, 257 00:11:22.759 --> 00:11:24.159 maybe I shouldn't touch this shit. 258 00:11:24.360 --> 00:11:26.799 But that's the thing. I mean, I've got it in 259 00:11:26.799 --> 00:11:28.320 my favorite moments here, but it's more discussion. 260 00:11:28.360 --> 00:11:32.000 It's getting favorite moments. 261 00:11:34.679 --> 00:11:39.440 But imagine Raiders and particularly the end of Raiders melting face, 262 00:11:39.480 --> 00:11:42.559 isn't it exploding heads when the Ark is opened, I 263 00:11:42.600 --> 00:11:47.080 mean boilers. Sorry, guys, the Nazis lose the last time 264 00:11:47.480 --> 00:11:50.240 the Nazis. Oh, that's all right, the people with political 265 00:11:50.279 --> 00:11:56.000 difference I do. I mean I saw that for the 266 00:11:56.000 --> 00:11:58.840 first time. I was probably what twelve years old when 267 00:11:58.840 --> 00:12:01.279 it came out. Everyone was going to say, raise lost 268 00:12:01.399 --> 00:12:03.960 Ark multiple times and if someone hadn't seen it, you 269 00:12:04.000 --> 00:12:08.240 we'd like, dude. At the end, Holy moly, everyone was 270 00:12:08.279 --> 00:12:11.879 talking about melting face and exploding heads. Now a couple 271 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:14.279 of years down the line, spill, oh yeah, but I 272 00:12:14.360 --> 00:12:16.519 want everyone to enjoy raise lost, and maybe I went 273 00:12:16.559 --> 00:12:17.960 a little bit over the top of it. Lie, No, 274 00:12:18.200 --> 00:12:20.720 this is what we want. This is what we want. 275 00:12:20.799 --> 00:12:25.679 It's gruesome, but you need a few scars. You need 276 00:12:25.720 --> 00:12:28.639 a few and they're not lasting, deep emotional scars, and 277 00:12:28.639 --> 00:12:31.639 they're like, oh, you know, you're terrified and gross down 278 00:12:31.639 --> 00:12:33.000 but in the best possible way. 279 00:12:32.960 --> 00:12:35.039 If you touch one of my favorite moments as well, 280 00:12:35.399 --> 00:12:37.679 it's relevant to what you were just saying. As the 281 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:41.200 maker of dreams, we speak for the children, and he's like, 282 00:12:41.399 --> 00:12:43.200 we're children, we speak for ourselves. 283 00:12:45.159 --> 00:12:47.080 So, I mean it is a tough one. I mean, 284 00:12:47.759 --> 00:12:49.879 as an artist, you feel you know a connection to 285 00:12:49.919 --> 00:12:52.240 your work and you're like, oh, what's the same as 286 00:12:52.279 --> 00:12:55.919 like artists never released an escapes or something, or art 287 00:12:56.000 --> 00:12:56.799 is never complete. 288 00:12:56.919 --> 00:12:58.480 I feel like this is a great discussion for the 289 00:12:58.480 --> 00:13:01.559 Movie Guy podcast. It would be indeed, re releases and 290 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:04.840 tweaking of films. Indeed, speaking of tweaking, there's a lot 291 00:13:04.879 --> 00:13:07.960 of tweak in this, so they kind of acknowledge here, 292 00:13:08.159 --> 00:13:11.759 it's not working. It's not working. So yeah, you had 293 00:13:11.759 --> 00:13:16.200 a machine and it was working fine, and yet I 294 00:13:16.240 --> 00:13:18.720 think you've just got a little cocky. Well it might 295 00:13:18.759 --> 00:13:23.399 be this might be Parkering Stone themselves. Well yeah, yeah, okay, 296 00:13:23.480 --> 00:13:27.120 we we retweeked what was working and people aren't fans 297 00:13:27.120 --> 00:13:29.440 of it. But also I thought it was kind of 298 00:13:29.440 --> 00:13:34.080 funny that they've since re released the original twelve seasons 299 00:13:34.120 --> 00:13:37.360 in HD and changed for sixteen to nine. Okay, so 300 00:13:37.399 --> 00:13:39.720 that is why it's going on the TV. I'm not 301 00:13:39.759 --> 00:13:41.960 sure whether that's just purely a Parker and Stone decision 302 00:13:42.000 --> 00:13:44.480 or whether it's the TV station saying, hey, people don't 303 00:13:44.480 --> 00:13:45.919 want to flick on the TV and see the black 304 00:13:45.960 --> 00:13:48.559 lines on the way it was sign found that with 305 00:13:48.639 --> 00:13:51.080 friends of made them widescreen, and you watch them that 306 00:13:51.120 --> 00:13:53.080 way and you missed things. 307 00:13:53.200 --> 00:13:56.639 Sure, Yeah, it's interesting thinking about tweaking it. Thinking about 308 00:13:56.679 --> 00:13:58.559 Tron Legacy the other day, which I haven't thought about 309 00:13:58.600 --> 00:14:01.000 the quite some time, But you say that a lot. 310 00:14:01.000 --> 00:14:03.080 There you go, You mentioned Legacy and you haven't thought 311 00:14:03.080 --> 00:14:04.519 about for some time, but you bring it up a lot. 312 00:14:06.000 --> 00:14:08.080 Go always on, that's what do you go to. 313 00:14:08.600 --> 00:14:12.720 It's a good movie, new sequel coming out soon apparently. Really, 314 00:14:13.960 --> 00:14:15.720 I love all the effects in it. I mean, it's 315 00:14:15.759 --> 00:14:19.799 got really terrific special effects. But the one thing is 316 00:14:19.919 --> 00:14:24.240 they put they d age Jeff Bridges and it's a 317 00:14:24.320 --> 00:14:27.039 really it's really early deaging and it's just terrible. 318 00:14:27.720 --> 00:14:31.240 It's like, ah, it's like the it wasn't de aging. 319 00:14:31.279 --> 00:14:33.879 But when they put the face on to Soprano's mother 320 00:14:34.879 --> 00:14:36.080 she passed away. You wash it out and you go, 321 00:14:36.240 --> 00:14:36.840 oh ship. 322 00:14:38.159 --> 00:14:39.759 And then you see a couple of years later in 323 00:14:40.679 --> 00:14:42.240 I think it's in a lot of Marvel movies, they 324 00:14:42.240 --> 00:14:44.720 were doing it and you see the aged rober Danney Junior, 325 00:14:44.799 --> 00:14:47.039 Michael Douglas, Michelle Faber's like, wow, you guys have come 326 00:14:47.039 --> 00:14:49.279 ahead and leaps and bounds. If we're going to go 327 00:14:49.320 --> 00:14:49.879 back and do. 328 00:14:49.840 --> 00:14:53.320 Something, yeah, i'd deep fake Jeff Bridges in toront Legacy 329 00:14:53.320 --> 00:14:55.360 because it's the one thing that sort of that this movie, 330 00:14:55.879 --> 00:14:56.480 it's it's. 331 00:14:56.399 --> 00:14:57.919 A really nigglaly flaw in it. 332 00:14:58.039 --> 00:15:01.639 That's something that then I'm also thinking, oh, yeah, but 333 00:15:02.120 --> 00:15:05.039 this dahed version of Jeff Bridges is meant to be 334 00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:09.399 sort of a glitchy online version that's not quite right. 335 00:15:09.440 --> 00:15:11.120 So maybe the face works in that regard. You've got 336 00:15:11.200 --> 00:15:13.919 to do some mental gymnastics. There are some examples, like 337 00:15:13.960 --> 00:15:17.279 you just said, where fixing things up could work, but 338 00:15:17.480 --> 00:15:20.279 changing the structure of a film by throwing in delated 339 00:15:20.320 --> 00:15:23.039 scenes and fucking around with it. Yeah, like they did 340 00:15:23.039 --> 00:15:26.320 with Jabba the Hut. Oh yeah, I always wanted to 341 00:15:26.320 --> 00:15:28.519 include this scene, but now and but I couldn't because 342 00:15:28.559 --> 00:15:30.080 he was a human. But now I can because I 343 00:15:30.080 --> 00:15:32.080 can see g I jabber and it's like that, don't 344 00:15:32.080 --> 00:15:33.120 look like Jabba. 345 00:15:33.279 --> 00:15:35.799 Remember they used to have on on DVDs, maybe not 346 00:15:35.799 --> 00:15:38.320 so much on blue as, but like it was called branching. 347 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:42.679 I think it was like, well if they had a 348 00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:46.080 director's cause it's like, well, you can alternately go this 349 00:15:46.120 --> 00:15:48.720 way and have this adventure. It was almost choose your 350 00:15:48.720 --> 00:15:51.200 own venture. I may be misremembering, but that's what That's 351 00:15:51.240 --> 00:15:56.720 what it felt like. It was like, all right, well, 352 00:15:56.799 --> 00:15:57.919 did you have more favorite moments? 353 00:15:58.559 --> 00:16:00.279 Well, that's my favorite moments? What about your what else 354 00:16:00.320 --> 00:16:00.639 we got? 355 00:16:00.679 --> 00:16:02.879 I love the guy who man's the box office at 356 00:16:02.879 --> 00:16:08.039 the cinema because we've seen isn't he? Oh we wanted together? Sorry, 357 00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:13.080 that was great. It's probably says that I'm a horrible person. 358 00:16:13.399 --> 00:16:16.799 But when the kids raid Skywalker Ranch, when they're trying 359 00:16:16.799 --> 00:16:21.679 to get the original print of raiders and George Lucas's right, 360 00:16:21.799 --> 00:16:23.440 the cabs have got You're going to be in prison 361 00:16:23.480 --> 00:16:25.399 being rammed. Wow. 362 00:16:25.559 --> 00:16:28.279 What I liked more was the kids not understanding what 363 00:16:28.279 --> 00:16:29.639 they meant and going, I don't call what the rams 364 00:16:29.679 --> 00:16:33.440 do to us? Did you notice actual not trivia questions? 365 00:16:33.440 --> 00:16:34.039 I won't. 366 00:16:34.120 --> 00:16:38.000 Okay, Two more things. Yes, I love the the ad 367 00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:39.759 where they were talking about the new versions and stuff, 368 00:16:39.799 --> 00:16:43.159 and they've got the voiceover guy, the really cheesy voice. 369 00:16:43.480 --> 00:16:46.080 It's really super bad assing kids, and then. 370 00:16:46.039 --> 00:16:47.639 Having Train and Matt in there as well. Yeah, it 371 00:16:47.679 --> 00:16:48.200 was quite funny. 372 00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:53.440 I love that. And just a really very very funny 373 00:16:53.480 --> 00:16:56.879 throw away visual gag is when Hat gets released from 374 00:16:56.919 --> 00:16:59.600 prison and he's up there on the stage and you know, 375 00:17:00.039 --> 00:17:02.559 saying thanks everybody, get me a baby, makes me do 376 00:17:02.679 --> 00:17:03.360 bring him a baby? 377 00:17:03.519 --> 00:17:06.359 Were trying to crawl away, crawling over the shoulders, like 378 00:17:06.680 --> 00:17:07.799 get me away from this guy. 379 00:17:08.160 --> 00:17:08.680 That's okay. 380 00:17:08.799 --> 00:17:11.720 Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people. 381 00:17:12.319 --> 00:17:15.039 Okay, what it's time for trivia. Speaking of babies, how 382 00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:16.559 many did he massacre? 383 00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:19.000 That was twenty three babies? 384 00:17:19.000 --> 00:17:21.119 Twenty three babies? Correct? Yes, hey, that was one of 385 00:17:21.160 --> 00:17:24.119 my questions of defense though of grand paranhas. 386 00:17:26.720 --> 00:17:29.240 My first question to you is what time is the 387 00:17:29.359 --> 00:17:31.240 saved movies from their directors. 388 00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:34.079 Really have to be done by tens at two pm? 389 00:17:34.240 --> 00:17:37.559 It's twelve p twelve pm. Okay. How many members did 390 00:17:37.559 --> 00:17:39.799 they originally sign up after the first rally? 391 00:17:40.279 --> 00:17:40.519 Oh? 392 00:17:40.680 --> 00:17:44.400 Gosh, oh damn, because they said a lot numbers? Was 393 00:17:44.400 --> 00:17:49.400 it six hundred and fifty children and fourteen? My last 394 00:17:49.440 --> 00:17:52.480 question is who when they break into the Lucas ranch. 395 00:17:52.839 --> 00:17:55.400 Who's on the wall next to George in the photo? 396 00:17:55.640 --> 00:17:59.039 It's Judge I Bink jud Jo Binks. Yes, what is 397 00:17:59.079 --> 00:18:00.400 the name of Tweaks? Doctor? 398 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:00.880 Oh? 399 00:18:01.000 --> 00:18:03.480 No, idea, It's Dtor Norris, doctor Norris. All right, I'm 400 00:18:03.480 --> 00:18:04.920 done for trivia question you've got any more for me? 401 00:18:05.079 --> 00:18:07.599