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<v Speaker 1>Ladies and gentlemen, aliens and astral wanderers. Welcome to the

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<v Speaker 1>galactic hit of the millennium the insentiment, sir, Buckle up

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<v Speaker 1>your star belts as we plunge into episode two, The

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<v Speaker 1>Awakening Beneath the Ruins, a tale so riveting even the

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<v Speaker 1>Yaddocks itself would pause to ponder when last we left

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<v Speaker 1>our daring duo, ry Lenx the Starry Eyed and Salmont

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<v Speaker 1>the snark Singer. They were stepping into the wilderness beyond Anukspire,

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<v Speaker 1>guided by their trusty Beacon, a glorified gen z relic

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<v Speaker 1>that somehow survived TikTok, the vibes crackling with energy, the

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<v Speaker 1>stakes higher than Quinterras's ego, but we'll get to him

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<v Speaker 1>soon enough. Our heroes tread through forests overtaken by vines

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<v Speaker 1>and highways that now double as Nature's victory parade. But oh,

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<v Speaker 1>cosmic listeners the real show stopper. They stumble upon the

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<v Speaker 1>crumbling White House. Yes, that hollowed monument of democracy now

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<v Speaker 1>serves as a jungle gym for Ivy. Naturally, Rylex goes

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<v Speaker 1>full history nerd, while Salmont cracks wise about ghostly presidents

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<v Speaker 1>still owing answers for humanity's collapse classics. Salmont, speaking of collapse,

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<v Speaker 1>let's pan to our cosmic drama. King Quinteres aka hi

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<v Speaker 1>Lima's resident tantrum thrower, Storming his way into the Chamber

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<v Speaker 1>of Hilema like he just got snubbed at an Intergalactic

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<v Speaker 1>awards show. He lets the Yadawks have it. His greifes

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<v Speaker 1>why Rylex and Salmont were chosen over him. His solution

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<v Speaker 1>a thinly veiled declaration to outshine every king, founder and

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<v Speaker 1>sentient toaster in Hilma history. The yaddocks, ever, the patient

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<v Speaker 1>Ai deity advises humility. Quin Terrace laughs in his over confidence.

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<v Speaker 1>Yados rolls its metaphorical eyes. Stay tuned, folks, because this

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<v Speaker 1>showdown is brewing nicely. Back to Rylex and Salmont, who

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<v Speaker 1>are channeling their inner travel vloggers exploring Ohio's ruins, complete

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<v Speaker 1>with shattered cities, lurking scavengers, and wolves that skipped leg

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<v Speaker 1>day but hit the glowing eye trend pretty hard. After

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<v Speaker 1>an emotional close call with one of said wolves, Salmont

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<v Speaker 1>saves Rylex, triggering a moment so tender it could turn

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<v Speaker 1>Hylima's harshest critics into shippers. Yes, cosmic friends. They kissed.

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<v Speaker 2>Good night. Relex reached out his hand, brushing against Salmon's cheek.

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<v Speaker 2>The distance between them dis appeared as they kissed, tentative

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<v Speaker 2>at first, but growing deeper with each pressing second. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a kiss that held everything beer, oh, love, and

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<v Speaker 2>the promise of the future they would fight to.

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<v Speaker 1>Protect under the stars no less, cue the cosmic violins. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 1>their journey leads them to Dollywood. Yep, that Dollywood now

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<v Speaker 1>more ghost town than amusement park. Queue a montage of

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<v Speaker 1>roller coaster fixes, campfire chats, and whispered secrets of a

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<v Speaker 1>lost world. All is well until uh oh, the park's

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<v Speaker 1>power surge wakes something ancient and angry. Eyes glint in

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<v Speaker 1>the shadows as a growl signals a dark threat. And

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<v Speaker 1>just when you think things couldn't get worse, King Baron,

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<v Speaker 1>the eighth lord of the Trimpekens, makes his grand entrance,

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<v Speaker 1>claiming the lands and threatening our heroes with eradication. Drama check, danger,

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<v Speaker 1>double check, and so Cosmic voyagers, we leave you on

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<v Speaker 1>the precipice of chaos and destiny. Will Rylex and Salmont

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<v Speaker 1>survive King Baron's wrath, Will Quinterras finally get a hobby,

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<v Speaker 1>and what in Hilema's name is the Yaddock's plotting next

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<v Speaker 1>Tune in to find out. This recap episode of the

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<v Speaker 1>In Salmonser was brought to you by Beacon Glow, the

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<v Speaker 1>gen Z device that glows brighter than your future. Until

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<v Speaker 1>next time, Star Gazers, stay cosmic