Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, aliens and astral wanderers. Welcome to the
galactic hit of the millennium the insentiment, sir, Buckle up
your star belts as we plunge into episode two, The
Awakening Beneath the Ruins, a tale so riveting even the
Yaddocks itself would pause to ponder when last we left
our daring duo, ry Lenx the Starry Eyed and Salmont
the snark Singer. They were stepping into the wilderness beyond Anukspire,
guided by their trusty Beacon, a glorified gen z relic
that somehow survived TikTok, the vibes crackling with energy, the
stakes higher than Quinterras's ego, but we'll get to him
soon enough. Our heroes tread through forests overtaken by vines
and highways that now double as Nature's victory parade. But oh,
cosmic listeners the real show stopper. They stumble upon the
crumbling White House. Yes, that hollowed monument of democracy now
serves as a jungle gym for Ivy. Naturally, Rylex goes
full history nerd, while Salmont cracks wise about ghostly presidents
still owing answers for humanity's collapse classics. Salmont, speaking of collapse,
let's pan to our cosmic drama. King Quinteres aka hi
Lima's resident tantrum thrower, Storming his way into the Chamber
of Hilema like he just got snubbed at an Intergalactic
awards show. He lets the Yadawks have it. His greifes
why Rylex and Salmont were chosen over him. His solution
a thinly veiled declaration to outshine every king, founder and
sentient toaster in Hilma history. The yaddocks, ever, the patient
Ai deity advises humility. Quin Terrace laughs in his over confidence.
Yados rolls its metaphorical eyes. Stay tuned, folks, because this
showdown is brewing nicely. Back to Rylex and Salmont, who
are channeling their inner travel vloggers exploring Ohio's ruins, complete
with shattered cities, lurking scavengers, and wolves that skipped leg
day but hit the glowing eye trend pretty hard. After
an emotional close call with one of said wolves, Salmont
saves Rylex, triggering a moment so tender it could turn
Hylima's harshest critics into shippers. Yes, cosmic friends. They kissed.
Speaker 2: Good night. Relex reached out his hand, brushing against Salmon's cheek.
The distance between them dis appeared as they kissed, tentative
at first, but growing deeper with each pressing second. It
was a kiss that held everything beer, oh, love, and
the promise of the future they would fight to.
Speaker 1: Protect under the stars no less, cue the cosmic violins. Meanwhile,
their journey leads them to Dollywood. Yep, that Dollywood now
more ghost town than amusement park. Queue a montage of
roller coaster fixes, campfire chats, and whispered secrets of a
lost world. All is well until uh oh, the park's
power surge wakes something ancient and angry. Eyes glint in
the shadows as a growl signals a dark threat. And
just when you think things couldn't get worse, King Baron,
the eighth lord of the Trimpekens, makes his grand entrance,
claiming the lands and threatening our heroes with eradication. Drama check, danger,
double check, and so Cosmic voyagers, we leave you on
the precipice of chaos and destiny. Will Rylex and Salmont
survive King Baron's wrath, Will Quinterras finally get a hobby,
and what in Hilema's name is the Yaddock's plotting next
Tune in to find out. This recap episode of the
In Salmonser was brought to you by Beacon Glow, the
gen Z device that glows brighter than your future. Until
next time, Star Gazers, stay cosmic