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<v Speaker 1>We're in wait. SI, welcome back to Midnight Viewing. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>father alone and actually welcome back to Fusco Fast joining

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<v Speaker 1>me here as we run down the works of screenwriter

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<v Speaker 1>John Fusco. He's the host of Noise Junkies and to Night,

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<v Speaker 1>mister Walters and lover of all things Fusco. Sometimes mister HP, HP,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing okay if I'm alone, ready to put on

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<v Speaker 2>my crypto zoologist hat and talk some cryptids with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Some cryptids, the cryptid. We're on our way to Scotland.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy. Now, so far we have covered crossroads, young guns,

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<v Speaker 1>young Guns, to the Babe Thunderheart, and now lock Ness.

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<v Speaker 3>From the company that brought you Four Weddings and a

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<v Speaker 3>Funeral comes the story of a timeless mystery whose time

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<v Speaker 3>has come.

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<v Speaker 2>You want me to go find a lot mess monsters

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<v Speaker 2>out what you're offering me.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I want you to save the state of the

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<v Speaker 3>out equipment and prove that it's the boost Hols of

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<v Speaker 3>the century.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's a monster, So.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll be another beastie hunter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's correct.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have much time, you know, I gotta get

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<v Speaker 1>up to Greenland. The four Winter hits fine, Santa Claus,

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<v Speaker 1>why from my monster?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna catch your monster and I'm gonna put it

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<v Speaker 4>on Oprah Webbreak.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing down there, there's nothing unexplained flying around the

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<v Speaker 1>skies at night, but in a place that still believes

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<v Speaker 1>in magic. Are you telling me you actually saw them?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a.

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<v Speaker 4>Young girl holds the keys jineheaded to get from her gentlemother,

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<v Speaker 4>the ability to see things, sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>To the greatest secret of them all. My god, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the perfect glasmosaur.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got down to the ronvoy front Saints. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>it's part of something very large, very much alive.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got something here, the fire up the straw, going

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<v Speaker 2>to his assisions, maybe to find the hope?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you do you scared a leaf and never come back?

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<v Speaker 1>Ted Danser want me to pretend that I didn't see this,

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<v Speaker 1>Jolie Richardson.

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<v Speaker 4>There's something that meant to be left alone in the

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<v Speaker 4>year's most Magical Adventure.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say it before I complay Lois. You've

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<v Speaker 1>got to believe it before you can see it. Oh luckness.

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<v Speaker 1>Lock And released on February the ninth, nineteen ninety six

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<v Speaker 1>in the United Kingdom, in September the twentieth, nineteen ninety

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<v Speaker 1>six in the United States, written by John Fusco, directed

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<v Speaker 1>by John Henderson, starring Ted Danson, Julie Richardson, Ian Holme,

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<v Speaker 1>and A James Frayne. Is the story of a eight.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the story of a cryptozoologist you mentioned cryptozoologist

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<v Speaker 1>at the beginning, who has been disgraced for his long

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<v Speaker 1>lifelong dream of exposing the Yetti that's proven to be

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<v Speaker 1>just a complete Nutter hoax, and is at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of his academic tether. He's given the only job he

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<v Speaker 1>can possibly pull off, which is to map Lockness to

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<v Speaker 1>prove that there is no famed monster. HP. This's your

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<v Speaker 1>first time seeing Lockness.

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<v Speaker 2>Like many of these latter day Fusco films, this was

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<v Speaker 2>my first go round with Lockness.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, did you enjoy Lockness? And what's your experience of

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<v Speaker 1>Lockness prior not the movie? I'm talking about the idea

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<v Speaker 1>of Lockness. Start there. Let's start there.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, I will say this like many kids, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you were the same way. Father Malone. I had

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<v Speaker 2>a very I went through an obsession with cryptids like

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<v Speaker 2>Bigfoot and the Lockness Monster and all of that. That's

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<v Speaker 2>UFOs anything that was unexplained phenomena. So I came into

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<v Speaker 2>this excited because I hadn't really thought about the Lockness

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<v Speaker 2>Monster in quite a long time, and I know just

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<v Speaker 2>from research that this project was obviously very near and

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<v Speaker 2>dear to John Fusco. So I was excited to see this.

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<v Speaker 2>But as far as any direct experience, the closest I

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<v Speaker 2>can say I was we were telling this. I was

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<v Speaker 2>telling you the story off off the air that my

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<v Speaker 2>wife's aunt was from Glasgow, very proud of Scottish ancestry.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was excited to delve into this and see

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<v Speaker 2>what Lockness had to offer. How about you, was this

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<v Speaker 2>your first time seeing Lockness.

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<v Speaker 1>First time seeing the movie? I remember it came out.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a projectionist in Santa Monica at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>but I worked at an art house, so basically, if

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<v Speaker 1>it was a more mainstream flick, it wasn't going to

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<v Speaker 1>come my way. And if it wasn't coming my way,

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<v Speaker 1>then I had to go seek it out, and that

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<v Speaker 1>usually involved some sort of trade with another projectionist, and

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<v Speaker 1>those were near and deer, so I wasn't going to

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't going to squander it on a children's movie

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<v Speaker 1>starring Sam Malone. Now, my experience with Lockness prior to

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<v Speaker 1>this is, as you said, cryptids were a big deal

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<v Speaker 1>for us, for Generation X, certainly fixation in the nineteen seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of my cryptid information was and continues to come

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<v Speaker 1>from one source. In search Of, starring Leonard Nimoy. I

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<v Speaker 1>have the entire series. I watched my Lockness episode again

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<v Speaker 1>last night. It's the fucking best. Mo's in the credit sequence,

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<v Speaker 1>the famed photo of NeSSI just that sock puppet sticking

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<v Speaker 1>up out of the water.

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<v Speaker 2>I should have done that. I have in Search Of

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<v Speaker 2>as well. I didn't think to watch that episode. Good

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<v Speaker 2>on your father, Malone.

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<v Speaker 1>Anytime I'm going to talk anything supernatural or paranormal or anything,

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<v Speaker 1>outcomes to the collection of In search of First and Foremost,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will proudly cite that as my only sources.

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<v Speaker 2>A scary show at times, wasn't it. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>little creepy the unexplained things that I don't know, Like

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<v Speaker 2>Amelia Earhart was a scary concept for me. That she

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<v Speaker 2>just fell off the face of the earth. No one

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<v Speaker 2>knows what happened to her, so that could be a

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<v Speaker 2>little frightening as a child, but I loved it like

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<v Speaker 2>you did.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of the concepts on the show were really frightening.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a treasure, a buried treasure where they kept

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<v Speaker 1>attempting to dig for it, but the hole kept filling

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<v Speaker 1>itself in, and so many people had died trying, and

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<v Speaker 1>they kept going, and there was a new expedition mounting,

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<v Speaker 1>and oh my god, I love everything about it.

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<v Speaker 2>In Search Of I'm going to paraphrase a Malaney joke

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<v Speaker 2>about he said something to the effect of he thought

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<v Speaker 2>that quicksand would be a much bigger problem when he

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<v Speaker 2>got older. For me, I thought the Bermuda Triangle was

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<v Speaker 2>going to be a much bigger problem when I grew

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<v Speaker 2>up than it actually ended up being. That's a frightening concept, too,

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<v Speaker 2>like the idea that there's this place in where planes

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<v Speaker 2>vanish ships vanish. Eleonard Eemwoy was great.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course Tenasus d has memorialized him and his

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<v Speaker 1>Bigfoot episode in any of their Sasquatch Things and The

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<v Speaker 1>Original Things. Not only was I fascinated by Lockness the

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<v Speaker 1>Lockness Monster from the In Search Of episode, but I

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<v Speaker 1>have a very distinct memory in fifth grade of both

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<v Speaker 1>the fourth and fifth grades of the Immaculate Conception School.

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<v Speaker 1>In our little Catholic uniforms, we were marched down the

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<v Speaker 1>street to the local library, where in the children's section

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<v Speaker 1>we were shown some sort of sixteen millimeter film about

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<v Speaker 1>the Lochness Monster. It made a huge impression on me

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<v Speaker 1>because it made it real. The fact that it seemed

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<v Speaker 1>to be an official school sanctioned trip to a library

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<v Speaker 1>to watch this thing convinced me that there was a

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<v Speaker 1>prehistoric dinosaur living in a giant lake in Scotland that

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<v Speaker 1>had been closed off from the salt water surrounding ocean

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<v Speaker 1>and somehow survived for hundreds of not centuries. Those are

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>There's something about the way it's almost like it's academically

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<v Speaker 2>sanctioned for you to see a film of it on

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<v Speaker 2>a school trip. But yeah, I agree that iconic picture

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<v Speaker 2>of the head of nessigning out of the water, which

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<v Speaker 2>I think was eventually debunked as being fake, But I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. Obviously, we cryptid hunters want clear footage, clear evidence,

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<v Speaker 2>but the fact that all of these pictures are fuzzy

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<v Speaker 2>and zoomed in and blown out just made them more

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<v Speaker 2>stark to me, and more I don't know. There was

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<v Speaker 2>something harsh and scary about the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, now you can show me footage of the Locknest

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<v Speaker 1>Monster coming up onto land and rampaging through the wilds

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<v Speaker 1>of Scotland, and I wouldn't believe it. But that fuzzy

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<v Speaker 1>photograph that blur, I think it could be something was

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<v Speaker 1>definitely an actual monster that had been captured idly by

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<v Speaker 1>some passers by.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, totally. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, I'm a fake priest named Father Malone, but Wallace

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<v Speaker 1>is the actual last name. And I'm as Scottish as

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking day is long. So anytime you're gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>a movie and put it in Scotland, I'm probably gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go see it. I didn't go see this one. I

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<v Speaker 1>had my fill with Rob Roy by this time.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that a pun? You had your fill of Rob Roy? No?

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<v Speaker 5>But it does work.

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<v Speaker 1>It does work both the ways, doesn't it. Yeah the

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<v Speaker 1>drink that movie, I don't know, man, that movie, it

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<v Speaker 1>didn't It put the kibosh on my enthusiasm for Scottish

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<v Speaker 1>things for a little. For a little while, I did

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<v Speaker 1>not enjoy Rob roy And then of course we had

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<v Speaker 1>they came out. Listen, I am wearing my kilt. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>I am wearing a HP has seen and he can

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<v Speaker 1>attest to with Houston. He's here in the studio. I

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<v Speaker 1>am wearing the Wallas starting today. I love all things Scottish.

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<v Speaker 1>I love all of their weirdo fucking myths and legends,

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<v Speaker 1>and the kelpie in particular, the water horse that seems

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<v Speaker 1>to show up in every region of Scotland, actually all

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<v Speaker 1>over the Celtic map. I love all of that. And here,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, here's how I feel about Scotland. I

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<v Speaker 1>will recite a verse from mister Michael Scott, not the

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<v Speaker 1>guy from the office, but the lead singer of the

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<v Speaker 1>water Boys, who said that of his body, England is

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<v Speaker 1>the spine, the backbone, and the trunk. Scotland is his

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<v Speaker 1>dream in head, and Ireland is his heart, although his

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<v Speaker 1>Wales is his two hands held apart. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to leave out Whales. So anyway, Scotland is his dream andhead.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I think about Scotland. It is airy and

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<v Speaker 1>wild and weird, and it is my goal to get there.

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<v Speaker 1>And so on some level, I'm going to be wired

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<v Speaker 1>to this movie more than I should just from scenery alone,

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<v Speaker 1>because something about seeing those stark, fucking landscapes really appeals

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<v Speaker 1>to me on some subatomic level.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of cable news sweater is being worn by townsfolk,

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<v Speaker 2>and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Just tell you, can I just tell you that I

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<v Speaker 1>hate cable knit sweaters. I know certain people look great

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<v Speaker 1>in them, but I do not like them. And that

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<v Speaker 1>seems to be the one function of the UK that

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<v Speaker 1>I can really do with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Ted Danson looked pretty good in his cable knit sweater.

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<v Speaker 2>It's suited him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, all right, let's talk about this movie for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get into it. What's the movie about, HP, that's

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<v Speaker 1>your job.

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<v Speaker 2>So we started to talk about this. So Ted Danson

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<v Speaker 2>is Dempsey. He's this disgraced cryptozoologist who he's at the

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<v Speaker 2>end of his rope. He's got no money, he's barely

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<v Speaker 2>hanging on as a professor of some sort. His car

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<v Speaker 2>I have a problem with that opening for the alone.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to say, because the whole look, putting aside

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<v Speaker 2>if there's supposed to be this uncertainty over whether the

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<v Speaker 2>it kills the uncertainty of the whole situation or are

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<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't think it ruined the mystery, because in

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<v Speaker 1>my mind it could have been as most movies that

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<v Speaker 1>deal with the Lockness Monster him discovering the hoax and

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I had that uncertainty held in my head,

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<v Speaker 2>but I couldn't help. Maybe it's because it was tainted

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<v Speaker 2>by the posters and by the trailer, because it basically

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<v Speaker 2>been on at Scotland researching this. He's died. So Harris

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<v Speaker 2>Lockness Monster does or doesn't exist, knowing that, and Dempsey

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<v Speaker 2>no choice. He's at the end of his like I said,

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<v Speaker 2>he's at the end of his rope here. He's got

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<v Speaker 2>no other alternatives. He's already a laughing stock because, as

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<v Speaker 2>you said, he had a famous, infamous expedition to find

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<v Speaker 2>Bigfoot that yielded nothing, but somehow it actually made it

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<v Speaker 2>for his career, quite the opposite. So, with no alternative,

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<v Speaker 2>if he goes to Lockness to try and figure out

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<v Speaker 2>and he runs a foul of all the locals, all

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<v Speaker 2>the typical predictable things you would expect from a sort

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<v Speaker 2>of a romantic comedy, bent happened to him here, and

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<v Speaker 2>that's the basic. I won't go into the details. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>get into the details, but that's the broad stroke of

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get into some of those details. Actually, let's just

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<v Speaker 1>get into the cast if we could, because here's something

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<v Speaker 1>that I found really admirable in this film. Ordinarily, when

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<v Speaker 1>gets thrust into some career that they have no business

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<v Speaker 1>being in or no interest being, and then they find

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<v Speaker 1>both rejuvenation in the activity and in their own life,

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<v Speaker 1>that's across the board. That was all the nineties, right.

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<v Speaker 1>We saw this type of story a thousand times. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the one where I looked at ted Dance and

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<v Speaker 1>then went, Yep, he's broken down and very unpleasant. This

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<v Speaker 1>character is a prick and he's unlikable, and Ted Danson

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<v Speaker 1>ted to dancing. Sam Malone manages to pull off what

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<v Speaker 1>a dick he is, so by the time he starts

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<v Speaker 1>coming around, I actually believe that as opposed to ninety

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<v Speaker 1>nine percent of these type of movies where they're just

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<v Speaker 1>telling us what a prick it is and it's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's the sweet cuddly guy from all the other

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<v Speaker 2>There's two reasons why I knew that he could play

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<v Speaker 2>a believable prick. One of them is, do you remember

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<v Speaker 2>he had a show called Becker where that was his stees.

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<v Speaker 2>In that show, he was basically an unlikable, crotchety guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I never watched the show, but I was familiar with

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<v Speaker 2>the character.

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<v Speaker 1>But I bet he was. I bet he was crotchety

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<v Speaker 1>and unlikable the way Archie Bunker was. There's an underlying

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<v Speaker 1>like lilt of we love this guy ted Dance at

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning of this movie, I really don't like when

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<v Speaker 1>he's in the room with Harris Yulin and he's he's begging.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously I ain't doing this. I'm with Harris Ulan. I'm like, good,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck off. Don't then sure?

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, the other reason why I knew he

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<v Speaker 2>could play a believable jerk is because he was so

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<v Speaker 2>great at playing a jerk version of himself on Curb

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<v Speaker 2>Your Enthusiasm for twelve seasons, So I knew that he

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<v Speaker 2>could be. He's Ted Danson, so we're pre programmed to

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<v Speaker 2>like him because of Sam Malone and so forth. Creep

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<v Speaker 2>show in Your case, I'm sure you have a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of affection there for him, but that part of it

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<v Speaker 2>that was great. But what I thought was amusing was

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<v Speaker 2>somehow he like they gave him the hairdo from Lethal Weapon,

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<v Speaker 2>the Martin Riggs haird the Mel Gibson, which is a

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<v Speaker 2>little weird, but you're right. And the thing that I

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<v Speaker 2>also want to talk about in terms of Harris Eulen,

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<v Speaker 2>who plays, like I said, his superior, is one thing

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<v Speaker 2>the movie avoided, which would have been so easy not

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<v Speaker 2>to is typically in these kinds of situations, the superior

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<v Speaker 2>who directs their underlaying to do something can come off

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<v Speaker 2>as a real asshole, and you're secretly rooting for them

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<v Speaker 2>to fail. But honestly, Harris Eulen plays this character. He's

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<v Speaker 2>very nice, he's very tolerant. He only seems to have

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<v Speaker 2>the best interest of the research at heart. I really

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<v Speaker 2>that I loved about this, At least at the start.

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<v Speaker 1>He recognized that Ted dance AND's Dempsey character is going nowhere.

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<v Speaker 1>He really is the laughing stock and he's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to be able to be hired by any other university

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<v Speaker 1>for research or otherwise, and this is his only shot,

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<v Speaker 1>and he keeps hanging in until he accepts it. He

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<v Speaker 1>starts making plans for his tickets for the plane flight over,

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<v Speaker 1>while Ted Danson is still saying, No, it's great. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a great bit of business. It's a great bit of characterization.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very funny. But I appreciated that they didn't make

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<v Speaker 2>him like another antagonist for the main character to deal with.

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<v Speaker 2>He was actually very reasonable.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he's rooting for him. He seems an actual friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine that. Yeah, as opposed to I'm thinking of summer

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<v Speaker 1>school in particular, with the principal that you're mister shup

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<v Speaker 1>I needed a teach summer school. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Too often those kinds of characters are it's a means

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<v Speaker 2>to an end. They know that the main character will fail,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're banking on the fact that they will fail.

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<v Speaker 2>But in this case, it's the deact opposite, and I

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<v Speaker 2>found that refreshing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, before we get to Jolie Richardson, Ian Holme and

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<v Speaker 1>James Frain, I want to talk about Nick Brimble.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about him. I was delighted to see Nick

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<v Speaker 2>Brimble in this me too.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Nick Brimble. Right around this time period, right

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<v Speaker 1>around the late eighties, early nineties, he seemed to have

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<v Speaker 1>this crazy renaissance. I know, this is this movie a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit later, this is like ninety six. Nevertheless, it's

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<v Speaker 1>still in that time period. I remember him first. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember first seeing him in Frankenstein Unbound, Roger Corman's last

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<v Speaker 1>feature film that I happened to see in the theater

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<v Speaker 1>where he played the monster and they had a crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>unus usual tank on the monster and he's really good

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<v Speaker 1>in it. And then the next thing is he's in

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking piece of that Robin Hood movie. He's fucking

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<v Speaker 1>little John in the Robinhood Prince of Thieves movie, which

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<v Speaker 1>they were competing Robinhood movies. Remember that at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>There was also there was one with Luma Thurman and

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick Bergen.

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot about that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Was remember they were both being mounted at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the Kevin Costa wan really started taking off

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<v Speaker 1>and bringing all the heat. So the Patrick Bergan one

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<v Speaker 1>still got shot, but it got relegated to television and

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<v Speaker 1>it came out like about a month before the Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>Costner won an attempt to circumvent it in some way.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought there's movie. I thought both of those movies

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I my biggest memory of him was

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<v Speaker 2>from Robinhood Little John. He has this sort of beatific face,

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<v Speaker 2>this incredible smile, these awesome, these brilliant eyes. He's just

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<v Speaker 2>such a friendly, warm, cajoling presence.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that about him as Little John. Didn't he

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<v Speaker 1>look like an ewok, like a cuddly ewok baby.

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<v Speaker 2>You could have easily seen him playing Hagrid in an

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<v Speaker 2>alternate universe version of Harry Potter.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh my god, he'd be a great Hagrid because

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<v Speaker 1>he would have a bit of more menace than Robbie

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<v Speaker 1>Coltrane is not capable of menace. He is, but not really.

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<v Speaker 1>He would be kidding ultimately, Nick Brimble, you would believe

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<v Speaker 1>he would fucking hurt you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah. But so I saw him and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>what do I know that guy from? And then when

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<v Speaker 2>I put two and two together, I was really warmed

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<v Speaker 2>by his presence, by a lot of the presence that

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of the actors. I had the same reaction to.

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<v Speaker 1>James Frayne is the contact there, the young believer, the

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<v Speaker 1>young researcher. I know James Frayne mainly for a few

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<v Speaker 1>seasons he was on Gotham playing Azrael, one of the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking villain, one of one of the Rogues Gallery villains Gallivan.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that the villain's name is He was great

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<v Speaker 1>in that, and then on top of that, he ends

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<v Speaker 1>up playing Sarah on Star Discovery, so he's now fucking

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<v Speaker 1>Spock's dad and great like the best one since original

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<v Speaker 1>Mark Leonard.

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<v Speaker 2>He looked so familiar to me. I couldn't put my

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<v Speaker 2>finger on who the actor was or what he was in.

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest, I wasn't overly familiar with his catalog

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<v Speaker 2>or with his roles. But what I was surprised to see.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing that I was surprised most by was he

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<v Speaker 2>played a character named Jarvis in the Tron sequel Tron Legacy.

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<v Speaker 2>He is the assistant to the Jeff Bridges evil character

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<v Speaker 2>who has he's balled with the screen that's omnipresently and

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<v Speaker 2>over his face. He's like the slimy lackey who tries

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<v Speaker 2>to help the evil Jeff Bridges do his thing. Looks

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<v Speaker 2>nothing like he does in this, of course, but what

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<v Speaker 2>range the guy has to hear that he was in Gotham.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's got such a great face. It's a cartoon

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<v Speaker 1>character face if anything. Speaking of cartoon characters, Ian Holme

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<v Speaker 1>as the water bailiff apparently, so which the thing is real.

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<v Speaker 1>There are water bailiffs who can board your ship and say,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see your fishing license. God damn it, I'm towing

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<v Speaker 1>this in. I'm gonna sink your craft when I get

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<v Speaker 1>over there. No, you can't actually do any of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you can search things. I don't think you could

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<v Speaker 1>sink anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's like like a coastguard of one on the lock.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically, yeah, he's like the harbor master, but like for

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<v Speaker 1>an entire lake.

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<v Speaker 2>I figured, look love Ian Holme is. I'm happy to

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<v Speaker 2>see him and whatever I'm watching. But I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>he was the one that they brought in to class

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<v Speaker 2>up the joint a little bit more, to give it

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<v Speaker 2>a little more like an imprint of gravitas. That's I

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<v Speaker 2>felt like. That's because any honestly, it's great to have

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<v Speaker 2>him there, but any number of actors could have. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not a very big role. Anyone else could have

421
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<v Speaker 2>played it, but it's Ian Holme, so that's automatically going

422
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<v Speaker 2>to make it more like I said, grounded and interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>How badly did they want Sean Connery.

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<v Speaker 2>Sean Connery, I think would have been too big for this,

425
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<v Speaker 2>though he would have over It would have been about

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<v Speaker 2>Sean Connery. That man was He had charisma for days.

427
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<v Speaker 2>Not that Ian Holme isn't charismatic, but look, when Sean

428
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<v Speaker 2>Connery was on screen, you're looking at Sean Connery and

429
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<v Speaker 2>nothing else.

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<v Speaker 1>What if Sean Connery played Gordon Shules, the eccentric who

431
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<v Speaker 1>claims that the monster is his.

432
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<v Speaker 2>That probably would have been a more interesting choice. But again,

433
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<v Speaker 2>I just think that it's it's like having Sean Connery

434
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<v Speaker 2>at the end of Robinhood Prince of Thieves, where it

435
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<v Speaker 2>takes you out of the movie a little bit because

436
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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden you're like, oh, that's Sean Connery.

437
00:24:29.839 --> 00:24:32.759
<v Speaker 2>Not that's Richard the Lionheart, that's Sean Connery up there.

438
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<v Speaker 1>How about Time Bandits? Do you feel the same when

439
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<v Speaker 1>you watch Time Bandits?

440
00:24:37.400 --> 00:24:39.359
<v Speaker 2>No, but that could have been because I saw it

441
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<v Speaker 2>when I was much younger, and he wasn't as dominating

442
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<v Speaker 2>a presence for me. But it's I don't know. It

443
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<v Speaker 2>was fine, I didn't have that same reaction, but maybe

444
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<v Speaker 2>it's because I was younger. And less or more impressionable,

445
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<v Speaker 2>and didn't really take stock of such things.

446
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<v Speaker 1>I'm not claiming they wanted Sean Connery for this movie

447
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<v Speaker 1>or anything. I'm just saying he probably could have pulled off.

448
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<v Speaker 2>Oh without a doubt he could have pulled it off,

449
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<v Speaker 2>but I think it would have pulled focus off of

450
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<v Speaker 2>whatever else was going on onto him.

451
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<v Speaker 1>Instead, we get Ian Home.

452
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<v Speaker 2>It was great, great, getting wrong. He's awesome.

453
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And and Jolie Richardson in the lead. I don't

454
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<v Speaker 1>think Jolie Richardson is the Scottish. I'm going to say

455
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<v Speaker 1>that right now, only because it seemed like a poor accent.

456
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<v Speaker 1>Am I wrong there? I might be her husband. Her

457
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<v Speaker 1>husband was the producer, Tim Bevan.

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<v Speaker 2>You are not wrong to two interesting things to point

459
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<v Speaker 2>out she was. She's from London, so she's English. She's

460
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<v Speaker 2>not Scottish, so that was her. I didn't think it was.

461
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<v Speaker 2>I'm no linguist, so I thought it was fine. It doesn't.

462
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<v Speaker 2>It didn't seem incredibly authentic.

463
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<v Speaker 1>It seemed, you know what. It seemed like it seemed

464
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<v Speaker 1>like she was thinking before every word.

465
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<v Speaker 2>Probably she I think she's pretty good in this, but

466
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<v Speaker 2>she's to your point, she's not Scottish, So I think

467
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<v Speaker 2>if you're looking for such things, it might be.

468
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<v Speaker 1>The luck with youssy, That's what I have to say.

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<v Speaker 2>I also didn't realize that she was the daughter of

470
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<v Speaker 2>Vanessa Redgrave. That's interesting.

471
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<v Speaker 1>Oh she's great. Love her, I've loved her and other things.

472
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<v Speaker 1>That just didn't really buy the accent.

473
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<v Speaker 2>That you didn't buy the accent, But that did that

474
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<v Speaker 2>mean that you didn't buy the performance?

475
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<v Speaker 1>Ultimately, no, I did buy the performance because it would

476
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<v Speaker 1>seemingly be easy to be exasperated by Ted Danson, particularly

477
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<v Speaker 1>as this character ted dancing probably would be exasperating in

478
00:26:28.799 --> 00:26:31.400
<v Speaker 1>life just in general, can constantly be trying to get

479
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<v Speaker 1>you to save things.

480
00:26:34.240 --> 00:26:37.000
<v Speaker 2>The dark side of Ed Begley Junior with his electric car, and.

481
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<v Speaker 1>That's right, was powered by my sense of self satisfaction.

482
00:26:42.839 --> 00:26:44.759
<v Speaker 1>These are all Simpsons jokes. I'm just stealing.

483
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<v Speaker 2>Bravo, Bravo, Where were we? Oh, Jolie Richardson. We're going

484
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<v Speaker 2>through the main cast.

485
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<v Speaker 4>That is that that?

486
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<v Speaker 1>I think that is the main cast. And then there's

487
00:26:55.759 --> 00:26:56.960
<v Speaker 1>the little girl. She's fine.

488
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<v Speaker 2>The little girl, by the way, this was her one

489
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<v Speaker 2>and only role. You never did anything else after this?

490
00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:02.400
<v Speaker 1>That's fine.

491
00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's fine.

492
00:27:04.440 --> 00:27:09.359
<v Speaker 1>She's fine. She's she doesn't suffer from from kid actor itis.

493
00:27:09.559 --> 00:27:13.079
<v Speaker 1>She's not precociousness in child acting is death.

494
00:27:13.640 --> 00:27:15.920
<v Speaker 2>No, she was fine. But ultimately it is really a

495
00:27:16.000 --> 00:27:18.039
<v Speaker 2>three or four person story.

496
00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:18.359
<v Speaker 3>Right.

497
00:27:18.440 --> 00:27:21.559
<v Speaker 2>You have Dempsey, you have his assistant Adrian. You've got

498
00:27:21.640 --> 00:27:25.799
<v Speaker 2>the woman with the daughter and the water bailiff who's

499
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<v Speaker 2>managing things.

500
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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Kirstin Graham. By the way, no else

501
00:27:28.839 --> 00:27:32.240
<v Speaker 1>could have played young Isabelle Sean Connery. What do you think.

502
00:27:34.119 --> 00:27:35.799
<v Speaker 2>I thought you were going to say? What's your name? From?

503
00:27:35.920 --> 00:27:36.880
<v Speaker 2>Baron Munchausen.

504
00:27:37.319 --> 00:27:40.599
<v Speaker 1>Sarah Pole. Oh, my constant love affair with Sarah Pola

505
00:27:40.640 --> 00:27:42.640
<v Speaker 1>that she doesn't know, she's not aware of, but we've

506
00:27:42.680 --> 00:27:46.000
<v Speaker 1>been involved with for twenty or so years now. My god,

507
00:27:46.359 --> 00:27:47.799
<v Speaker 1>it's been so long me and Sarah.

508
00:27:48.599 --> 00:27:52.519
<v Speaker 2>What a fucking smart filmmaker. She turned out to be good.

509
00:27:52.359 --> 00:27:56.559
<v Speaker 1>God man, She's yeah, she's fearsome as filmmaker. She her

510
00:27:56.720 --> 00:28:00.400
<v Speaker 1>short films are fucking fantastic. One She may this one

511
00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:04.319
<v Speaker 1>short film called last Night I Believe, which just haunts

512
00:28:04.400 --> 00:28:07.119
<v Speaker 1>me to this day, about a couple breaking up and

513
00:28:07.359 --> 00:28:12.400
<v Speaker 1>they that she convinces him to re experience like all

514
00:28:12.480 --> 00:28:15.359
<v Speaker 1>of their favorite things like one last time and it

515
00:28:15.640 --> 00:28:16.759
<v Speaker 1>just tears her heart out.

516
00:28:17.359 --> 00:28:17.839
<v Speaker 2>Amazing.

517
00:28:18.400 --> 00:28:20.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but we're talking about de loch Ness era. We're

518
00:28:20.880 --> 00:28:25.079
<v Speaker 1>talking about a man reconnecting with the hit with his

519
00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:28.839
<v Speaker 1>cryptid past. Is that what this movie is about about

520
00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:32.359
<v Speaker 1>finding your getting back in touch with your roots, even

521
00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:35.000
<v Speaker 1>if your roots are based on animals that don't exist.

522
00:28:35.480 --> 00:28:38.960
<v Speaker 2>He's finding his mojo again. At the beginning, he's broken,

523
00:28:39.119 --> 00:28:41.640
<v Speaker 2>he's a laughing stock. Like you said, he's got nothing

524
00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:45.200
<v Speaker 2>going on. They I think he even is divorced. They

525
00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:48.440
<v Speaker 2>make some mention of that. So it really has come

526
00:28:48.599 --> 00:28:54.319
<v Speaker 2>to Scotland. Really is a bitter, angry, depressed loser who

527
00:28:55.000 --> 00:28:58.640
<v Speaker 2>is going through the motions at first, but he does

528
00:29:00.160 --> 00:29:03.000
<v Speaker 2>a spark is lit because they're in the They rent

529
00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:05.519
<v Speaker 2>a boat, actually I think it's Nick Brimble's boat that

530
00:29:05.599 --> 00:29:08.599
<v Speaker 2>they rent. Andy McClain, the character, his boat.

531
00:29:09.039 --> 00:29:11.880
<v Speaker 1>They soak him for many thousands of dollars, but Ted

532
00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:14.160
<v Speaker 1>Danson don't care because the university is paying for it.

533
00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:15.359
<v Speaker 1>And Ted Dance is a dick.

534
00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:18.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because at every turn he tries to get lodging

535
00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:22.000
<v Speaker 2>at this woman, Laura's place, and she soaks them for

536
00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:26.240
<v Speaker 2>quadruple the normal rate. Nick Brimble soaks him for twenty

537
00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:28.759
<v Speaker 2>thousand pounds to rent this boat. I don't know how

538
00:29:28.839 --> 00:29:31.400
<v Speaker 2>much that is in American dollars, but it sounds like

539
00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:35.039
<v Speaker 2>a lot. But every time he does that, Ted dances.

540
00:29:35.200 --> 00:29:37.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't care. Just charge it to the university. He's

541
00:29:37.680 --> 00:29:41.799
<v Speaker 2>a prick. You got a doctor Mercer is giving him.

542
00:29:42.039 --> 00:29:45.359
<v Speaker 2>He's hoping that he gives his honest best shot at

543
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:48.279
<v Speaker 2>finding Smunster. Why is he being such a prick? I

544
00:29:48.319 --> 00:29:48.839
<v Speaker 2>don't know that.

545
00:29:49.559 --> 00:29:52.519
<v Speaker 1>Why did warm up? Why didn't Abernathy already have a

546
00:29:52.599 --> 00:29:55.799
<v Speaker 1>boat secure with all this high tech equipment that they've

547
00:29:55.839 --> 00:29:58.079
<v Speaker 1>sent over, like they're going to prove once and for

548
00:29:58.160 --> 00:30:00.400
<v Speaker 1>all that there's no U lockness much. But we don't

549
00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:03.279
<v Speaker 1>have a boat yet. That's ah, we should have written

550
00:30:03.359 --> 00:30:03.720
<v Speaker 1>that down.

551
00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:08.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why didn't? What was Abernathy's situation? All that I

552
00:30:09.000 --> 00:30:11.200
<v Speaker 2>saw of his equipment was a camera that he keeps

553
00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:11.880
<v Speaker 2>a picture of them.

554
00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:17.240
<v Speaker 1>Abernathy was a really strong swimmer. He would just dive

555
00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:21.799
<v Speaker 1>into the lock and snorkeling and a code act on

556
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:27.240
<v Speaker 1>in a zip lock, just dog paddle his way. That

557
00:30:27.400 --> 00:30:30.559
<v Speaker 1>is a that is a scientific method for disproving cryptids.

558
00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:34.000
<v Speaker 2>Sure, but what I was expecting, And maybe it's unfair

559
00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:35.839
<v Speaker 2>of me to come in with this expectation, but what

560
00:30:35.920 --> 00:30:38.559
<v Speaker 2>I expected was a bit like like a local hero

561
00:30:39.200 --> 00:30:42.039
<v Speaker 2>type of situation. I think that's I'm not the first

562
00:30:42.119 --> 00:30:44.640
<v Speaker 2>person to make a direct connection between the two movies,

563
00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:48.200
<v Speaker 2>but I had expected that this was going to be

564
00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:52.119
<v Speaker 2>a Scotland filled with unique and outsized characters that were

565
00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:55.359
<v Speaker 2>going to help him find his way back to the

566
00:30:55.480 --> 00:30:58.480
<v Speaker 2>person that he always wanted to be. For better or

567
00:30:58.559 --> 00:31:00.759
<v Speaker 2>for worse. This is not the movie that we're given.

568
00:31:00.839 --> 00:31:05.160
<v Speaker 2>This is the people there are actually very sensible, except

569
00:31:05.160 --> 00:31:05.839
<v Speaker 2>for that there's.

570
00:31:05.759 --> 00:31:08.279
<v Speaker 1>The one guy. Don't you think that the movie, This

571
00:31:08.480 --> 00:31:12.759
<v Speaker 1>movie seems to be working against specifically local hero by

572
00:31:12.880 --> 00:31:15.279
<v Speaker 1>toning everybody down. And you got to remember this is

573
00:31:15.319 --> 00:31:18.799
<v Speaker 1>also in the wake of not only Twin Peaks, but

574
00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:22.240
<v Speaker 1>Northern Exposure. This is around that show is probably still

575
00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:24.640
<v Speaker 1>on the air when this when they're making this movie,

576
00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:28.400
<v Speaker 1>So the tendency to write all of the wacky characters

577
00:31:28.480 --> 00:31:32.200
<v Speaker 1>that our lead has to wade his way through probably

578
00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:33.359
<v Speaker 1>felt a little slack.

579
00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:37.839
<v Speaker 2>That's a very good point. Maybe that was John Fusco's

580
00:31:37.880 --> 00:31:40.680
<v Speaker 2>way of kind of confounding those expectations, Like you think

581
00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:43.480
<v Speaker 2>you're coming in for a quirky character study, but it's

582
00:31:43.519 --> 00:31:47.039
<v Speaker 2>actually closer. Not to make a direct comparison, but the

583
00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:50.039
<v Speaker 2>thing that I was reminded of as was watching this

584
00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:53.839
<v Speaker 2>was Jurassic Park in a lot of ways, the kind

585
00:31:53.880 --> 00:31:59.359
<v Speaker 2>of shock and like wonder of finding something that was

586
00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:04.200
<v Speaker 2>thought lost forever, and even some of the directorial choices,

587
00:32:04.359 --> 00:32:07.440
<v Speaker 2>especially when we get to the actual moment, where are

588
00:32:07.480 --> 00:32:10.519
<v Speaker 2>we going to just say, yes, he does. It turns

589
00:32:10.519 --> 00:32:12.759
<v Speaker 2>out there is a there's not one Lockness monster, but

590
00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:16.599
<v Speaker 2>there's actually two dinosaurs basically living in the lock. And

591
00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:20.279
<v Speaker 2>eventually this little girl who shares some kind of a

592
00:32:21.039 --> 00:32:25.079
<v Speaker 2>psychic connection to them or something. Yeah, something, it's a

593
00:32:25.119 --> 00:32:29.039
<v Speaker 2>little it's unclear, but she takes she ted dance and

594
00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:32.640
<v Speaker 2>gains the little girl's trust. Not he's not after anything.

595
00:32:32.720 --> 00:32:35.880
<v Speaker 2>He just happens to be charmed by her and they

596
00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:39.000
<v Speaker 2>establish a friendship, and she eventually trusts him enough to

597
00:32:39.119 --> 00:32:43.440
<v Speaker 2>take him to this castle in the lock where that's

598
00:32:43.480 --> 00:32:47.119
<v Speaker 2>the only place you can be assured to find these cryptids,

599
00:32:47.160 --> 00:32:49.039
<v Speaker 2>these Lockness monsters.

600
00:32:48.759 --> 00:32:51.200
<v Speaker 1>In a cave underneath the castle. They're not they're not

601
00:32:51.279 --> 00:32:52.920
<v Speaker 1>hanging out on a parapet or No.

602
00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:56.400
<v Speaker 2>You have to squeeze through these very tight crevices and

603
00:32:56.519 --> 00:33:00.519
<v Speaker 2>things and make your way to this flooded area, and

604
00:33:00.599 --> 00:33:03.680
<v Speaker 2>there they are. That's there's no doubt in anyone's mind

605
00:33:03.720 --> 00:33:06.839
<v Speaker 2>that this is the Lockness monster. So yeah, So, as

606
00:33:06.880 --> 00:33:11.720
<v Speaker 2>a spoiler alert, they do exist. Dempsey finds them. He

607
00:33:12.440 --> 00:33:15.319
<v Speaker 2>goes against the little Girl's wishes by taking a photograph

608
00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:18.079
<v Speaker 2>of them, or tries to. He takes several photographs which

609
00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:21.680
<v Speaker 2>startle the monsters like gremlins.

610
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:22.480
<v Speaker 1>They don't like that.

611
00:33:23.559 --> 00:33:26.559
<v Speaker 2>That's right, don't feed the Lockness monsters after midnight.

612
00:33:26.680 --> 00:33:29.519
<v Speaker 1>Never do that. Evidently, that's the thing among cryptids is

613
00:33:29.559 --> 00:33:32.839
<v Speaker 1>that they don't like flash photography, and who can blame them?

614
00:33:33.359 --> 00:33:36.480
<v Speaker 2>Did you see that that famous video of Bigfoot? He

615
00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:39.720
<v Speaker 2>looks very disdainfully back at whoever's filming that. He says,

616
00:33:39.839 --> 00:33:41.440
<v Speaker 2>get out of here. I don't want to see you film.

617
00:33:41.720 --> 00:33:45.200
<v Speaker 1>I guess cryptids are not fans of just cameras in general.

618
00:33:45.799 --> 00:33:48.039
<v Speaker 2>Why don't we just leave cryptids alone? I guess is

619
00:33:48.680 --> 00:33:49.799
<v Speaker 2>what I'm driving at here.

620
00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:51.960
<v Speaker 1>It's too late. We need them to save us now.

621
00:33:54.200 --> 00:33:57.400
<v Speaker 2>He but what I actually thought was an interesting aspect

622
00:33:57.480 --> 00:34:01.400
<v Speaker 2>to backtrack a little bit. So Dempsey, before all that happens,

623
00:34:01.880 --> 00:34:03.720
<v Speaker 2>we're going out of order here. He's got the boat.

624
00:34:04.119 --> 00:34:07.559
<v Speaker 2>He's on the boat with his assistant, and they're trawling

625
00:34:07.640 --> 00:34:10.719
<v Speaker 2>the water with all this fancy sonar equipment to try

626
00:34:10.760 --> 00:34:13.920
<v Speaker 2>and find the Lockness Monster. But they're running up against

627
00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:18.480
<v Speaker 2>Ian Holmes's character, the water bailiff. But the thing that

628
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<v Speaker 2>I found interesting that didn't occur to me was the

629
00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:27.920
<v Speaker 2>water bailiff, Ian Holmes doesn't want them to find the monster.

630
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:32.079
<v Speaker 2>And it's Dempsey's assertion, which I think is a logical one,

631
00:34:32.280 --> 00:34:35.800
<v Speaker 2>that is, what if I can definitively prove that there

632
00:34:35.920 --> 00:34:38.119
<v Speaker 2>is no such thing as a Lockness Monster that will

633
00:34:38.280 --> 00:34:42.559
<v Speaker 2>kill the tourism in this area, that must be the

634
00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:45.079
<v Speaker 2>reason why you don't want me to continue with this.

635
00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:48.760
<v Speaker 2>And we actually eventually find out that's the exactly opposite

636
00:34:48.880 --> 00:34:52.400
<v Speaker 2>is the case. But before that, before we get to

637
00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:57.639
<v Speaker 2>that point, there's an episode where some boats come and

638
00:34:57.840 --> 00:35:01.239
<v Speaker 2>basically knock all of the equipment off of the boat,

639
00:35:01.679 --> 00:35:04.679
<v Speaker 2>sabotaging his equipment and trying to prevent him.

640
00:35:04.960 --> 00:35:07.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they signed. There are two boats, and they broad

641
00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:11.280
<v Speaker 1>signed them from either side. They scrape along the hall

642
00:35:11.400 --> 00:35:13.079
<v Speaker 1>and knock all their equipment to pieces.

643
00:35:13.719 --> 00:35:18.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but that only serves to cement his resolve, and

644
00:35:18.639 --> 00:35:22.920
<v Speaker 2>he basically redoubles his efforts to try and find what's

645
00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:25.800
<v Speaker 2>going on. And I think at some point they do

646
00:35:25.960 --> 00:35:32.199
<v Speaker 2>discover actual evidence something rams their boat, basically destroys it

647
00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:33.679
<v Speaker 2>right out from under them.

648
00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:35.360
<v Speaker 1>And I think it was a rental.

649
00:35:36.159 --> 00:35:40.440
<v Speaker 2>Right, that's twenty pounds out the window. And I guess

650
00:35:40.480 --> 00:35:44.280
<v Speaker 2>we're led to believe that it is the monster destroying

651
00:35:44.360 --> 00:35:47.239
<v Speaker 2>the boat, capsizing the boat effectively, just it's in pieces.

652
00:35:47.599 --> 00:35:49.239
<v Speaker 1>But why would it do that if the little girl

653
00:35:49.320 --> 00:35:50.519
<v Speaker 1>has a psychic connection with.

654
00:35:50.599 --> 00:35:53.039
<v Speaker 2>It that I didn't understand. It would have made more

655
00:35:53.159 --> 00:35:57.000
<v Speaker 2>sense if it was in some way further sabotaged by

656
00:35:57.199 --> 00:36:00.280
<v Speaker 2>because he aside, I shouldn't say, aside from this little girl,

657
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:03.440
<v Speaker 2>I'll say pretty much everybody on the island, at least

658
00:36:03.480 --> 00:36:08.960
<v Speaker 2>at the outset, regards Dempsey with at best suspicion and

659
00:36:09.079 --> 00:36:12.519
<v Speaker 2>at worst complete disdain for what he's doing and the

660
00:36:12.639 --> 00:36:14.840
<v Speaker 2>kind of person he is. So it would have made

661
00:36:14.920 --> 00:36:19.039
<v Speaker 2>more sense to me if this somebody, like I said,

662
00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:22.039
<v Speaker 2>put some kind of explosive on the boat, or somehow

663
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:25.760
<v Speaker 2>sabotaged the vessel. But I thought it was odd that

664
00:36:25.880 --> 00:36:30.320
<v Speaker 2>this we're led to believe these are very gentle, sweet creatures.

665
00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:34.039
<v Speaker 2>Why it would destroy the boat and almost kill these guys.

666
00:36:34.159 --> 00:36:35.840
<v Speaker 1>It would make more sense for them to have gotten

667
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:38.800
<v Speaker 1>to James Frayne he turned coat.

668
00:36:39.239 --> 00:36:41.280
<v Speaker 2>That would have they could He was so pure of heart.

669
00:36:41.320 --> 00:36:42.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know we have taken.

670
00:36:44.840 --> 00:36:46.880
<v Speaker 1>See now, he's an Englishman and he had a good

671
00:36:46.880 --> 00:36:47.679
<v Speaker 1>Scottish accent.

672
00:36:47.880 --> 00:36:50.840
<v Speaker 2>He did that was shading very close to Scotty from

673
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Star Trek blah blah bahlone.

674
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:54.039
<v Speaker 3>But I do it.

675
00:36:57.639 --> 00:37:01.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm not even going to attempt it. So anyway, So

676
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:06.880
<v Speaker 2>he eventually Dempsey has the evidence. He develops these pictures

677
00:37:06.960 --> 00:37:11.440
<v Speaker 2>himself and there is definitive proof that this is that

678
00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:16.480
<v Speaker 2>it exists, It's there, and he presents this proof where

679
00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:20.599
<v Speaker 2>he calls his doctor, mercer Harris Ewlen's character over to

680
00:37:21.239 --> 00:37:23.880
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna they're gonna have a big presentation in front

681
00:37:23.880 --> 00:37:27.519
<v Speaker 2>of a lot of stuffy, old white English dudes at

682
00:37:27.559 --> 00:37:29.280
<v Speaker 2>some fancy college in London.

683
00:37:29.400 --> 00:37:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like, can I just say, I know this

684
00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:34.599
<v Speaker 1>isn't like the best movie, but I did like how

685
00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:36.920
<v Speaker 1>low key this movie. It's a little bit it's a

686
00:37:36.960 --> 00:37:41.199
<v Speaker 1>little bit of splash with the Eugene Levy trying to

687
00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:43.480
<v Speaker 1>prove the thing. But it's also it's as if the

688
00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Eugene Levy character were the lead of Splash.

689
00:37:48.199 --> 00:37:50.719
<v Speaker 2>It is very low key, and there are parts of

690
00:37:50.800 --> 00:37:52.920
<v Speaker 2>it that are charming because in the midst of all

691
00:37:53.000 --> 00:37:58.360
<v Speaker 2>of this, Ted Danson's character falls in love with Jolie

692
00:37:58.440 --> 00:38:03.760
<v Speaker 2>Richardson's character. She's very hardhearted, she tries to keep him

693
00:38:03.760 --> 00:38:07.800
<v Speaker 2>at arm's length, but eventually they abudding romance starts. The

694
00:38:07.880 --> 00:38:11.039
<v Speaker 2>problem I have is the timeline of this movie is

695
00:38:11.159 --> 00:38:14.760
<v Speaker 2>so compressed. All of this happens within the span of

696
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:19.239
<v Speaker 2>two maybe three days, because it's five days is the

697
00:38:19.400 --> 00:38:22.360
<v Speaker 2>duration of his trip. He has to prove this within

698
00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:25.559
<v Speaker 2>five days. I don't recall why five years exactly?

699
00:38:26.079 --> 00:38:28.280
<v Speaker 1>Why is there a clock on this movie? This should

700
00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:30.400
<v Speaker 1>have been more like Local Hero. It should have been

701
00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:34.760
<v Speaker 1>he spends the entire off season on the lock getting

702
00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:37.800
<v Speaker 1>to know everybody like it's that fucking American again, and

703
00:38:38.119 --> 00:38:40.400
<v Speaker 1>then they fall in love and then eventually, though I

704
00:38:40.519 --> 00:38:46.119
<v Speaker 1>don't this movie is confused in that it's trying for

705
00:38:47.039 --> 00:38:50.519
<v Speaker 1>a Disney version of a movie in a way without

706
00:38:50.599 --> 00:38:53.480
<v Speaker 1>fully committing to it. So it remains charming because it

707
00:38:53.519 --> 00:38:56.199
<v Speaker 1>doesn't have If this if Disney and produced this. There'd

708
00:38:56.239 --> 00:39:00.920
<v Speaker 1>be some big jet ski finale, right, yeah, jet skis

709
00:39:01.000 --> 00:39:06.519
<v Speaker 1>and speedboat somehow and whatever. So it fails to engage

710
00:39:06.559 --> 00:39:10.519
<v Speaker 1>in that folly. But at the same time, it doesn't

711
00:39:11.039 --> 00:39:13.559
<v Speaker 1>give itself over to what it really wants to be,

712
00:39:14.159 --> 00:39:18.599
<v Speaker 1>which is a drama that it isn't a family movie. First.

713
00:39:18.679 --> 00:39:20.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it just doesn't feel like a family movie.

714
00:39:20.679 --> 00:39:22.559
<v Speaker 1>If this feels like the story of a fucking broken

715
00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:26.920
<v Speaker 1>guy who finds himself and unfortunately they've tried to turn

716
00:39:26.960 --> 00:39:28.199
<v Speaker 1>it into a Hallmark film.

717
00:39:28.719 --> 00:39:32.440
<v Speaker 2>They do this whole So he's on the train to London.

718
00:39:32.440 --> 00:39:35.519
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna give this scientific It's like it's like a

719
00:39:35.599 --> 00:39:40.039
<v Speaker 2>worldwide scientific demonstration for all these scientists. And while he's

720
00:39:40.079 --> 00:39:43.159
<v Speaker 2>on the train, wouldn't you know it, the water Bailiff

721
00:39:43.239 --> 00:39:45.760
<v Speaker 2>is on the same train and he makes a final appeal,

722
00:39:46.360 --> 00:39:50.719
<v Speaker 2>as only Ian Holm can do, to not do this,

723
00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:55.440
<v Speaker 2>not present this definitive evidence that these animals do live,

724
00:39:55.599 --> 00:39:59.360
<v Speaker 2>because think of how much it will be lost, the

725
00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:02.880
<v Speaker 2>mystery be lost, and God knows what they're gonna do

726
00:40:03.079 --> 00:40:06.440
<v Speaker 2>to these poor animals if the scientific world gets a

727
00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:08.679
<v Speaker 2>hold of them. What's it going to do to the village.

728
00:40:08.719 --> 00:40:10.840
<v Speaker 2>What's it going to do to the residents and all that?

729
00:40:11.719 --> 00:40:15.239
<v Speaker 2>So he makes a final appeal. This is it gets

730
00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:19.039
<v Speaker 2>in Dempsey's head. They get to the presentation. What happens

731
00:40:19.079 --> 00:40:21.239
<v Speaker 2>in the presentation? Father Malone, I'll let you describe the

732
00:40:21.400 --> 00:40:21.800
<v Speaker 2>ending here.

733
00:40:22.440 --> 00:40:26.559
<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's it's the big stuffy room. It's like basically

734
00:40:26.679 --> 00:40:32.039
<v Speaker 1>like an operating theater scenario. And they've got the they've

735
00:40:32.079 --> 00:40:35.280
<v Speaker 1>got the slide projector up and he has his slides

736
00:40:35.440 --> 00:40:38.639
<v Speaker 1>placed in And will he won't he is where we're

737
00:40:38.679 --> 00:40:42.119
<v Speaker 1>at it? Will he reveal this and gain notoriety and

738
00:40:42.280 --> 00:40:46.320
<v Speaker 1>clear his name and become the fucking academic god that

739
00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:49.599
<v Speaker 1>he always thought he would be. Or does he preserve

740
00:40:49.760 --> 00:40:54.480
<v Speaker 1>the dignity of these creatures that he's only experienced because

741
00:40:54.639 --> 00:40:58.440
<v Speaker 1>he was taken in by these locals. And instead of

742
00:40:58.679 --> 00:41:02.719
<v Speaker 1>pictures of the fucking blocknest monsters, he has a he

743
00:41:02.840 --> 00:41:05.320
<v Speaker 1>shows up a drawing that the child has done the

744
00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:09.920
<v Speaker 1>blockness monster and the music. Swell yeah, let's continue to

745
00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:13.679
<v Speaker 1>talk about this movie. And then let's talk about the

746
00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:15.719
<v Speaker 1>music in this movie.

747
00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:20.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, ready for this? So he his conscious, his

748
00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:27.079
<v Speaker 2>conscience wins out. He it's this spells ruined for his reputation.

749
00:41:27.199 --> 00:41:30.079
<v Speaker 2>There's no coming back from this, but he doesn't care.

750
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:33.760
<v Speaker 2>Ted Danson's character, Dempsey is happy to go back to

751
00:41:33.920 --> 00:41:38.960
<v Speaker 2>this quaint little town and be with Jolie Richardson's character

752
00:41:39.239 --> 00:41:41.679
<v Speaker 2>and have the daughter there, to be a little family,

753
00:41:42.440 --> 00:41:45.159
<v Speaker 2>So that part of it, I mean, there's there was

754
00:41:45.239 --> 00:41:48.440
<v Speaker 2>no question when Ian Holm is on the train with

755
00:41:48.599 --> 00:41:51.679
<v Speaker 2>him and makes his final appeal, there's no question in

756
00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:56.239
<v Speaker 2>my mind that he's not going to sabotage his own

757
00:41:56.719 --> 00:41:59.920
<v Speaker 2>future for the sake of the town and for these animals.

758
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:02.559
<v Speaker 2>That I found that a little bit off putting, a

759
00:42:02.639 --> 00:42:04.840
<v Speaker 2>lot off putting. In fact, this was so predictable.

760
00:42:05.360 --> 00:42:09.199
<v Speaker 1>Two things about Ian Holme. Do you think there may

761
00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:11.800
<v Speaker 1>be was a better location for them to have that

762
00:42:12.320 --> 00:42:15.800
<v Speaker 1>final plea than on a train into London. Considering how

763
00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:19.519
<v Speaker 1>water based this entire film is, could they have maybe

764
00:42:19.559 --> 00:42:21.039
<v Speaker 1>been on a maybe been on a ferry.

765
00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:23.800
<v Speaker 2>That would have been a lot because that you would

766
00:42:23.840 --> 00:42:26.119
<v Speaker 2>have felt like the Ian Holmes character was more in

767
00:42:26.199 --> 00:42:26.960
<v Speaker 2>his element.

768
00:42:27.239 --> 00:42:32.239
<v Speaker 1>And you would have looked around at modern London where

769
00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:36.159
<v Speaker 1>all of these watercraft are going and it's polluted and gross,

770
00:42:36.239 --> 00:42:38.880
<v Speaker 1>and you could say, this is what they want with water.

771
00:42:39.039 --> 00:42:42.320
<v Speaker 1>These days, and this is what the lock will become. Anyway,

772
00:42:42.960 --> 00:42:46.280
<v Speaker 1>we always hear anytime you see a behind the scenes

773
00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:49.480
<v Speaker 1>and a director is talking about working with Ian Holme,

774
00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:54.400
<v Speaker 1>they'll always say, from take to tank, you are getting

775
00:42:54.679 --> 00:42:57.800
<v Speaker 1>different versions of the character. You've heard this before, right,

776
00:42:58.119 --> 00:43:03.119
<v Speaker 1>Peter Jackson saying, you're getting different flavors of Bilbo every time.

777
00:43:03.280 --> 00:43:06.199
<v Speaker 1>I wonder sometimes what those flavors were like if you

778
00:43:06.280 --> 00:43:10.000
<v Speaker 1>did seven takes of this speech of him imploring Ted

779
00:43:10.079 --> 00:43:13.559
<v Speaker 1>Danson to not give up the reality of these monsters?

780
00:43:14.239 --> 00:43:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Were you getting a comedic version? Were you getting like

781
00:43:16.480 --> 00:43:21.840
<v Speaker 1>a goofy version of Ian Hull? Were you getting that like.

782
00:43:21.920 --> 00:43:23.159
<v Speaker 2>A Jerry Lewis version?

783
00:43:23.679 --> 00:43:29.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, come on now, mister Dempse, you can't the monsters. Like,

784
00:43:29.960 --> 00:43:32.559
<v Speaker 1>I wonder sometimes how far that goes. I don't know.

785
00:43:32.599 --> 00:43:35.360
<v Speaker 1>I just think it's funny because everyone's every every single take.

786
00:43:35.400 --> 00:43:37.840
<v Speaker 1>It's so distinctive, and you have so much to play with,

787
00:43:38.079 --> 00:43:39.079
<v Speaker 1>Like how far?

788
00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:40.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

789
00:43:40.199 --> 00:43:44.639
<v Speaker 2>How many? How many different flavors of him in alien?

790
00:43:44.679 --> 00:43:48.280
<v Speaker 2>Do you suppose there is? Also because he's playing an android, right.

791
00:43:48.519 --> 00:43:50.480
<v Speaker 1>And he has to he had and he knows he's

792
00:43:50.519 --> 00:43:52.639
<v Speaker 1>an android, and he knows the audience and doesn't know

793
00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:55.079
<v Speaker 1>he's an android and he has to keep that concealed.

794
00:43:55.320 --> 00:43:58.360
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, how many layers, how many flavors of ash

795
00:43:58.480 --> 00:43:59.800
<v Speaker 1>where we really get it?

796
00:44:00.599 --> 00:44:00.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

797
00:44:01.519 --> 00:44:03.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but he's again.

798
00:44:03.239 --> 00:44:07.440
<v Speaker 1>It would happen if Ian Holme came up against Stanley Kubrick,

799
00:44:08.039 --> 00:44:12.880
<v Speaker 1>Man of a Thousand Takes, would Ian Home have exploded?

800
00:44:13.559 --> 00:44:16.920
<v Speaker 2>It's like the classic Stephen Wright joke about putting instant

801
00:44:17.079 --> 00:44:19.320
<v Speaker 2>coffee in the microwave and he almost went back in time.

802
00:44:19.719 --> 00:44:21.920
<v Speaker 2>I just think the world would have ended and that

803
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:24.159
<v Speaker 2>would have been That would have been it. But he

804
00:44:24.320 --> 00:44:26.880
<v Speaker 2>is really good. If anyone's going to persuade you not

805
00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:30.480
<v Speaker 2>to sell out this community, I'd want it to be

806
00:44:30.519 --> 00:44:33.079
<v Speaker 2>Ian Home, because he's very persuasive in the scene.

807
00:44:33.559 --> 00:44:37.840
<v Speaker 1>Hey everything, everything ends up happy. And I believe, like

808
00:44:37.880 --> 00:44:41.079
<v Speaker 1>I said earlier, the transformation of Ted Danson, because I

809
00:44:41.199 --> 00:44:42.960
<v Speaker 1>believe him as a nice guy just as much as

810
00:44:42.960 --> 00:44:45.400
<v Speaker 1>I believe him as a prick. I also always believe

811
00:44:45.480 --> 00:44:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Ted dancing around children, he seems genuinely interested and cares

812
00:44:50.159 --> 00:44:53.400
<v Speaker 1>for children like I love all the interactions between him

813
00:44:53.400 --> 00:44:54.320
<v Speaker 1>and the child here in this.

814
00:44:54.760 --> 00:44:57.960
<v Speaker 2>That was probably my favorite part of the movie, is

815
00:44:58.280 --> 00:45:02.559
<v Speaker 2>this budding relation they have where they sit down at

816
00:45:02.599 --> 00:45:05.039
<v Speaker 2>the table and he's teaching her how to play poker,

817
00:45:05.639 --> 00:45:09.280
<v Speaker 2>and they're playing little games, and you can see this

818
00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:12.320
<v Speaker 2>cloud lift off of the character the more that he

819
00:45:12.519 --> 00:45:16.800
<v Speaker 2>gets to know the daughter, and obviously the daughter's the mother,

820
00:45:16.880 --> 00:45:18.840
<v Speaker 2>the love interest. But it is very that part of

821
00:45:18.880 --> 00:45:20.039
<v Speaker 2>it is very charming.

822
00:45:20.119 --> 00:45:21.719
<v Speaker 1>Even just a moment where it's like, can I just

823
00:45:21.840 --> 00:45:24.920
<v Speaker 1>sit here with you? And then just I don't know, Yeah,

824
00:45:25.119 --> 00:45:25.920
<v Speaker 1>charming is the word.

825
00:45:26.079 --> 00:45:26.119
<v Speaker 2>Like.

826
00:45:26.280 --> 00:45:30.079
<v Speaker 1>I found that part of the movie fantastic. Now, let's

827
00:45:30.119 --> 00:45:31.800
<v Speaker 1>talk about a part of the movie that I did

828
00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:34.039
<v Speaker 1>not find fantastic. Just mentioned it.

829
00:45:34.679 --> 00:45:35.159
<v Speaker 2>The music.

830
00:45:35.719 --> 00:45:38.599
<v Speaker 1>The music. Now, I know you have a particular hatred

831
00:45:38.760 --> 00:45:41.639
<v Speaker 1>for one aspect of the music of this film. We'll

832
00:45:41.679 --> 00:45:44.519
<v Speaker 1>get to that. First, we have to deal with Trevor Jones.

833
00:45:44.960 --> 00:45:49.760
<v Speaker 1>I genuinely like Trevor Jones as a composer. He's composed

834
00:45:49.800 --> 00:45:52.920
<v Speaker 1>some of my favorite scores for some of my favorite films.

835
00:45:53.360 --> 00:45:56.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what he's doing here. He's scoring that

836
00:45:57.199 --> 00:46:00.920
<v Speaker 1>Disney movie. I was mentioning, it's all bomb bass, it's

837
00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:06.559
<v Speaker 1>all heartstrings, it's all this. You could have slapped this score.

838
00:46:06.599 --> 00:46:08.400
<v Speaker 1>I know you mentioned that there's a lot of like

839
00:46:08.480 --> 00:46:11.239
<v Speaker 1>Scottish flavor in it, and there's some and yes, my

840
00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:13.880
<v Speaker 1>heart does sing when I hear a booran, which is

841
00:46:14.000 --> 00:46:16.880
<v Speaker 1>the sort of drum, the hand drum you play. When

842
00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:18.840
<v Speaker 1>I hear one of those, Oh my god, it really

843
00:46:19.039 --> 00:46:21.920
<v Speaker 1>it does. It makes me feel really good. But those

844
00:46:21.960 --> 00:46:24.119
<v Speaker 1>are few and far between. The rest of it feels

845
00:46:24.239 --> 00:46:28.960
<v Speaker 1>like any fucking Hallmark score for any kind of nineties

846
00:46:29.039 --> 00:46:31.519
<v Speaker 1>sort of melodrama that this could have been any like

847
00:46:31.719 --> 00:46:34.559
<v Speaker 1>Michelle Pfeiffer romantic comedy score.

848
00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:40.559
<v Speaker 2>It's every emotional beat is being telegraphed by the score

849
00:46:41.159 --> 00:46:44.880
<v Speaker 2>in this and I found that so grating. It could

850
00:46:44.920 --> 00:46:48.559
<v Speaker 2>have been a lot more subtle and a lot more muted,

851
00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:52.719
<v Speaker 2>in line with the peacefulness of the setting. But it

852
00:46:52.920 --> 00:46:55.840
<v Speaker 2>just it grated on me over time. And like I said,

853
00:46:56.880 --> 00:47:00.559
<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of there's purposeful Scottish fla to it,

854
00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:03.079
<v Speaker 2>which I know you said you didn't mind it, and

855
00:47:03.159 --> 00:47:06.079
<v Speaker 2>that's fine, but for me, it just seemed like a

856
00:47:06.199 --> 00:47:11.320
<v Speaker 2>lazy shortcut to making it feel more authentic to the setting.

857
00:47:11.360 --> 00:47:14.159
<v Speaker 2>And I really didn't appreciate that much. But I having

858
00:47:14.199 --> 00:47:16.599
<v Speaker 2>said that, I agree with you. I think Trevor Jones

859
00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:19.760
<v Speaker 2>is a wonderful composer. He did Labyrinths for God's Sake,

860
00:47:19.800 --> 00:47:23.800
<v Speaker 2>one of my favorite scores. So he was this was

861
00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:25.599
<v Speaker 2>an ill fitting score for him.

862
00:47:25.639 --> 00:47:29.480
<v Speaker 1>I think he did Time Band, It's mentioned earlier. He

863
00:47:29.599 --> 00:47:31.320
<v Speaker 1>did a lot of Terrygo Infants, he did a lot

864
00:47:31.360 --> 00:47:34.480
<v Speaker 1>of Alan Parker films. He did Angel Heart for God's Sake,

865
00:47:34.920 --> 00:47:38.559
<v Speaker 1>he did ex Caliber, Rathmophobia, Last of the Mohicans. These

866
00:47:38.559 --> 00:47:42.519
<v Speaker 1>are all appropriate for their fucking movies. Man, this one

867
00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:44.159
<v Speaker 1>I do not understand it.

868
00:47:44.679 --> 00:47:48.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I did not like it, but I what I

869
00:47:48.599 --> 00:47:52.039
<v Speaker 2>hated even more Musically speaking, I don't know if you're

870
00:47:52.039 --> 00:47:54.920
<v Speaker 2>ready prepared to talk about this aspect of it, but

871
00:47:55.760 --> 00:47:59.440
<v Speaker 2>this was This wasn't the thick of the rock Star

872
00:47:59.719 --> 00:48:02.039
<v Speaker 2>sound track single that was. I think it was Oscar

873
00:48:02.119 --> 00:48:05.000
<v Speaker 2>bait at the time. Really we're I'm talking about Rod

874
00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:10.360
<v Speaker 2>Stewart and his song Rhythm of My Heart, which the

875
00:48:10.440 --> 00:48:14.280
<v Speaker 2>score references it here and there. Instrumentally, you don't hear

876
00:48:14.360 --> 00:48:17.119
<v Speaker 2>it the Rod Stewart version till the very end, But

877
00:48:17.400 --> 00:48:20.920
<v Speaker 2>boy is it's so cloying and it's so cheesy, and

878
00:48:21.079 --> 00:48:25.119
<v Speaker 2>it's like this was really the time of Remember we

879
00:48:25.199 --> 00:48:28.320
<v Speaker 2>talked about Robin Hood where you have like Brian Adams

880
00:48:28.440 --> 00:48:31.039
<v Speaker 2>doing the song you had three Musketeers.

881
00:48:32.880 --> 00:48:33.280
<v Speaker 3>Do it.

882
00:48:35.599 --> 00:48:39.159
<v Speaker 1>Ballads, ballads, ballads, It's just awful.

883
00:48:39.559 --> 00:48:43.679
<v Speaker 2>And Rod Stewart this was in the thick of his cheat.

884
00:48:43.840 --> 00:48:46.360
<v Speaker 2>I guess it depends on whether you believe his reinterpretation

885
00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:49.360
<v Speaker 2>of the American Songbook. His kind of Swan song was

886
00:48:49.440 --> 00:48:51.840
<v Speaker 2>more or less cheesy than this, but this was his

887
00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:54.920
<v Speaker 2>last gasp of pop celebrity.

888
00:48:54.960 --> 00:48:59.199
<v Speaker 1>I think before we before we continue to eviscerate, I

889
00:48:59.400 --> 00:49:03.079
<v Speaker 1>just want to say that this terrible fucking song, Rhythm

890
00:49:03.280 --> 00:49:06.280
<v Speaker 1>of My Heart, which was not originally recorded by him.

891
00:49:06.800 --> 00:49:08.880
<v Speaker 1>There was another artist who wrote and recorded it, and

892
00:49:08.920 --> 00:49:11.480
<v Speaker 1>there's a band that covered it. And if you bought

893
00:49:11.519 --> 00:49:13.599
<v Speaker 1>the soundtrack to this album, it was that cover you

894
00:49:13.679 --> 00:49:16.360
<v Speaker 1>were getting, not the Rod Stewart version, because he recorded

895
00:49:16.400 --> 00:49:20.400
<v Speaker 1>it separately on his album a few years beforehand. Anyway,

896
00:49:21.039 --> 00:49:25.480
<v Speaker 1>point being, the actual melody of this and the structure

897
00:49:25.519 --> 00:49:29.119
<v Speaker 1>of it is just the Bonnie Banks of local omend,

898
00:49:29.480 --> 00:49:32.679
<v Speaker 1>which everybody knows if you watched any cartoon from the

899
00:49:32.760 --> 00:49:36.239
<v Speaker 1>nineteen thirties and forties, which is You'll take the high

900
00:49:36.400 --> 00:49:38.599
<v Speaker 1>road and now I'll take the low road. Now I'll

901
00:49:38.639 --> 00:49:42.199
<v Speaker 1>be in Scotland before ye. But me and my true

902
00:49:42.280 --> 00:49:45.480
<v Speaker 1>love will never meet again on the Bonnie Bonnie Banks

903
00:49:45.480 --> 00:49:50.039
<v Speaker 1>so la lomnth Okay, that is the basis for so

904
00:49:50.320 --> 00:49:54.599
<v Speaker 1>much Scottish music, all the reels and sea shanties and jigs, Okay,

905
00:49:54.800 --> 00:49:59.760
<v Speaker 1>they're all in there. So there's something just fundamentally that

906
00:50:00.760 --> 00:50:04.559
<v Speaker 1>I respond to when I hear that melody. But if

907
00:50:04.599 --> 00:50:08.000
<v Speaker 1>you put it in the fucking gravelly throat of that

908
00:50:08.280 --> 00:50:13.800
<v Speaker 1>prick Rod Stewart and you shoot it through that late

909
00:50:14.000 --> 00:50:20.880
<v Speaker 1>era treakily stealing Tom Waits's Midnight Train, fucking what was

910
00:50:20.920 --> 00:50:23.880
<v Speaker 1>the other one? Was the big hit the Forever Young,

911
00:50:24.119 --> 00:50:28.480
<v Speaker 1>with that kid, with that adorable child, making us believe

912
00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:31.119
<v Speaker 1>that Rod Stewart is somehow a decent human being when

913
00:50:31.159 --> 00:50:32.079
<v Speaker 1>we all know he's not.

914
00:50:33.800 --> 00:50:33.840
<v Speaker 4>It.

915
00:50:34.360 --> 00:50:36.800
<v Speaker 2>It's also a bummer to me on a personal level

916
00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:40.320
<v Speaker 2>because this song was co written and this is where

917
00:50:40.360 --> 00:50:43.519
<v Speaker 2>the noise junkies, music, nerd and me comes out. The

918
00:50:43.599 --> 00:50:45.960
<v Speaker 2>song was co written by a guy named Mark Jordan

919
00:50:46.360 --> 00:50:48.800
<v Speaker 2>Father Malone. He is one of the formative yacht rock

920
00:50:49.800 --> 00:50:53.000
<v Speaker 2>classic artists. This guy was responsible for a lot of

921
00:50:53.079 --> 00:50:55.480
<v Speaker 2>great albums and a lot of great songs in the

922
00:50:55.559 --> 00:50:58.760
<v Speaker 2>yacht rock vein on. You won't know any of them

923
00:50:58.800 --> 00:51:01.239
<v Speaker 2>because you're not into yacht rock, said great name one

924
00:51:02.239 --> 00:51:04.280
<v Speaker 2>his songs, dancing on the Boardwalk.

925
00:51:06.599 --> 00:51:07.760
<v Speaker 3>You won't know any of these.

926
00:51:08.360 --> 00:51:11.320
<v Speaker 2>But personally I was let down by the fact that

927
00:51:11.400 --> 00:51:14.519
<v Speaker 2>he was into this schmaltz. It was offensive to me.

928
00:51:14.599 --> 00:51:17.360
<v Speaker 2>I thought of him as this cool kind of singer,

929
00:51:17.440 --> 00:51:21.000
<v Speaker 2>songwritery guy, and apparently he has a schmaltzy side too.

930
00:51:21.320 --> 00:51:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Marina del Rey is a great song. It's about a

931
00:51:23.440 --> 00:51:26.159
<v Speaker 2>place near where you used to live, near and dear

932
00:51:26.199 --> 00:51:27.400
<v Speaker 2>to your heart California.

933
00:51:27.880 --> 00:51:31.199
<v Speaker 1>I saw a sneak preview for Needful Things in Marino

934
00:51:31.280 --> 00:51:35.159
<v Speaker 1>del Right. Really, yeah, a test screening for it. Yeah,

935
00:51:35.280 --> 00:51:36.800
<v Speaker 1>none of the visual effects were done.

936
00:51:37.159 --> 00:51:39.800
<v Speaker 2>Interesting, So anyway, he's fabulous singers.

937
00:51:39.920 --> 00:51:44.800
<v Speaker 1>I saw Guil Gerard at a diner, a Ruby's diner,

938
00:51:44.880 --> 00:51:47.400
<v Speaker 1>and Marina del Rey with a much younger woman, and

939
00:51:47.480 --> 00:51:49.599
<v Speaker 1>it made me think that he was gross.

940
00:51:50.519 --> 00:51:52.639
<v Speaker 2>Was that the story where he was wearing a tracksuit?

941
00:51:52.960 --> 00:51:54.800
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I think he told me that.

942
00:51:56.440 --> 00:51:59.400
<v Speaker 2>So it's the schmaltiest of the schmaltzy songs, And I

943
00:51:59.440 --> 00:52:02.679
<v Speaker 2>guess that was for a the time and place. It

944
00:52:02.920 --> 00:52:06.639
<v Speaker 2>just it was like, I don't know, if it was

945
00:52:06.719 --> 00:52:10.039
<v Speaker 2>something a little more, a little less emotionally out there

946
00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:12.719
<v Speaker 2>and big and that sort of style. I think I

947
00:52:12.760 --> 00:52:14.880
<v Speaker 2>would have appreciated it. Something a little more muted and

948
00:52:14.920 --> 00:52:16.960
<v Speaker 2>maybe a little more classy would have been great.

949
00:52:17.800 --> 00:52:24.719
<v Speaker 1>He's not even Scottish, Ron Stewart, Yeah, Stewish. He's fucking English,

950
00:52:25.679 --> 00:52:26.599
<v Speaker 1>is he? Yeah?

951
00:52:26.719 --> 00:52:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Man, I didn't know that.

952
00:52:28.360 --> 00:52:31.480
<v Speaker 1>He's a fucking spoiled English kid. He shouldn't be saying

953
00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:35.400
<v Speaker 1>that fucking Scottish song, fucking soccer person. He's a fucking

954
00:52:35.639 --> 00:52:37.840
<v Speaker 1>he's a football guy. You can tell. He's just one

955
00:52:37.880 --> 00:52:39.920
<v Speaker 1>of those What is it about this? There's a particular

956
00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:42.599
<v Speaker 1>type of English celebrity that, like they all just want

957
00:52:42.679 --> 00:52:46.239
<v Speaker 1>to be fucking sports stars and then they like end

958
00:52:46.360 --> 00:52:48.840
<v Speaker 1>up at the height of some other career that they

959
00:52:48.960 --> 00:52:52.519
<v Speaker 1>fall into. Jason Stantham was like mister diving guy and

960
00:52:52.599 --> 00:52:55.000
<v Speaker 1>now he's the biggest action star in the world. Like

961
00:52:55.239 --> 00:52:57.840
<v Speaker 1>Ron Stewart just wanted to kick a ball around and

962
00:52:58.039 --> 00:53:00.880
<v Speaker 1>ended up this huge fucking music superstar. Are I don't know.

963
00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:06.119
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of that jocks, jocks turning into fucking superstars.

964
00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:08.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't approve, but you find that.

965
00:53:08.719 --> 00:53:11.639
<v Speaker 2>I think you find that typically more with English rock

966
00:53:11.679 --> 00:53:13.880
<v Speaker 2>stars than you do with American rock stars. Are there

967
00:53:13.920 --> 00:53:18.360
<v Speaker 2>any American like rock stars of that vintage who always

968
00:53:18.400 --> 00:53:21.920
<v Speaker 2>wanted to be like baseball players or their half players,

969
00:53:22.199 --> 00:53:23.000
<v Speaker 2>their half nothing.

970
00:53:23.639 --> 00:53:26.920
<v Speaker 1>I know, Okay, this isn't music, But wasn't Kurt Russell?

971
00:53:26.960 --> 00:53:29.440
<v Speaker 1>He wanted to be a baseball player and then injured.

972
00:53:29.599 --> 00:53:32.599
<v Speaker 1>Injury fed him back into the system, even though he

973
00:53:32.639 --> 00:53:34.079
<v Speaker 1>had already been a child actor.

974
00:53:34.239 --> 00:53:38.800
<v Speaker 2>So you can find the reverse example of the actor

975
00:53:38.840 --> 00:53:42.360
<v Speaker 2>who wanted to be a baseball an actor, but not

976
00:53:42.480 --> 00:53:46.079
<v Speaker 2>a reversing actors. You can find examples like that. I'm saying,

977
00:53:46.159 --> 00:53:48.960
<v Speaker 2>like rock stars, I can't think of anything. Even I'm

978
00:53:48.960 --> 00:53:51.119
<v Speaker 2>sure you can. Like football players, I'm sure you can

979
00:53:51.159 --> 00:53:53.000
<v Speaker 2>find a bunch of them who were they wanted to

980
00:53:53.119 --> 00:53:55.639
<v Speaker 2>they were they wanted to be football players, they injured

981
00:53:55.679 --> 00:53:58.719
<v Speaker 2>their knee or something, and they had to become actors

982
00:53:58.760 --> 00:54:01.119
<v Speaker 2>by default, and they end up being big stars. But

983
00:54:01.280 --> 00:54:03.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know too many. Did Bob Dylan secretly want

984
00:54:03.840 --> 00:54:06.719
<v Speaker 2>to be a badminton player or something? I don't know.

985
00:54:06.800 --> 00:54:07.400
<v Speaker 2>I can't think of it.

986
00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:10.480
<v Speaker 1>I can't think of any I wonder that's again. I'd

987
00:54:10.559 --> 00:54:12.320
<v Speaker 1>like to know. Actually, I'd like to know some of

988
00:54:12.400 --> 00:54:14.159
<v Speaker 1>the people at the top of their name if they

989
00:54:14.480 --> 00:54:18.039
<v Speaker 1>had some other career in mind up until a point.

990
00:54:18.199 --> 00:54:20.119
<v Speaker 2>I feel like there's an element of boredom to that

991
00:54:20.199 --> 00:54:23.079
<v Speaker 2>whole notion, because it's like someone like Rod Stewart gets

992
00:54:23.119 --> 00:54:26.480
<v Speaker 2>the top of his game, so to speak. He's the

993
00:54:26.599 --> 00:54:29.880
<v Speaker 2>biggest rock star of his era, but it's somehow maybe

994
00:54:29.960 --> 00:54:33.280
<v Speaker 2>they just get bored or dissatisfied being just that and

995
00:54:33.320 --> 00:54:35.480
<v Speaker 2>they want to go back to their childhood dream of

996
00:54:36.079 --> 00:54:37.480
<v Speaker 2>being like a football star.

997
00:54:38.000 --> 00:54:41.400
<v Speaker 1>In his case, it's boredom Rod Stewart. I'd like to

998
00:54:41.440 --> 00:54:43.920
<v Speaker 1>remind everybody that there was a moment when he was

999
00:54:44.039 --> 00:54:46.360
<v Speaker 1>performing at Red Rocks where there was a gust of

1000
00:54:46.440 --> 00:54:49.559
<v Speaker 1>winds so strong that it ripped his two pay including

1001
00:54:49.599 --> 00:54:51.400
<v Speaker 1>the to pay tape, right off the top of his

1002
00:54:51.519 --> 00:54:55.320
<v Speaker 1>head and then buffeted away like so much garbage?

1003
00:54:59.639 --> 00:54:59.800
<v Speaker 3>Is that?

1004
00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:01.719
<v Speaker 2>Is there a video of that? Can I watch that?

1005
00:55:02.119 --> 00:55:05.440
<v Speaker 1>I've only ever heard the story. If it exists, please

1006
00:55:05.519 --> 00:55:07.920
<v Speaker 1>share it with us, and we will share it with everyone,

1007
00:55:08.079 --> 00:55:13.440
<v Speaker 1>because no greater image could exist. It's already an epic

1008
00:55:13.519 --> 00:55:17.400
<v Speaker 1>in my mind, the two pay tape tearing off but

1009
00:55:17.639 --> 00:55:20.519
<v Speaker 1>struggling for a bit like ghost after gust and the

1010
00:55:20.599 --> 00:55:24.079
<v Speaker 1>tape just oh and Stewart knowing it's going but nothing

1011
00:55:24.119 --> 00:55:24.920
<v Speaker 1>he can do about it.

1012
00:55:26.159 --> 00:55:28.639
<v Speaker 2>The music was maybe my least favorite part of this

1013
00:55:28.800 --> 00:55:31.880
<v Speaker 2>movie ultimately, Father alone, What was your how did Obviously

1014
00:55:31.920 --> 00:55:34.159
<v Speaker 2>you didn't like it, but did you think it was

1015
00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:35.039
<v Speaker 2>as bad as I did?

1016
00:55:35.679 --> 00:55:36.199
<v Speaker 1>This song?

1017
00:55:37.000 --> 00:55:39.400
<v Speaker 2>The song and the music over. I know you basically

1018
00:55:39.440 --> 00:55:42.000
<v Speaker 2>said that Trevor Jones was a bit of a letdown,

1019
00:55:42.480 --> 00:55:44.920
<v Speaker 2>But ultimately do you think that was the worst part

1020
00:55:44.960 --> 00:55:46.599
<v Speaker 2>of the movie for you because you liked the movie

1021
00:55:46.679 --> 00:55:47.320
<v Speaker 2>better than I did.

1022
00:55:47.760 --> 00:55:49.239
<v Speaker 1>I did the movie quite a bit. Yeah, the big

1023
00:55:49.320 --> 00:55:52.400
<v Speaker 1>letdown is musically. Just as a fan of Scottish music,

1024
00:55:52.679 --> 00:55:56.079
<v Speaker 1>I put on bank pipes for fun, just to listen.

1025
00:55:56.519 --> 00:56:00.400
<v Speaker 1>So I'm not expecting a full on traditional score. I'm

1026
00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:04.920
<v Speaker 1>not expecting a full on orchestral necessarily somewhere in between.

1027
00:56:05.320 --> 00:56:08.559
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, like there might have been a little

1028
00:56:08.599 --> 00:56:11.960
<v Speaker 1>folk band you might have hired to do some traditional

1029
00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:15.519
<v Speaker 1>stuff here. It just felt all I'm talking about the score.

1030
00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:19.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about the Trevor Jones score that particularly more

1031
00:56:19.719 --> 00:56:21.360
<v Speaker 1>egregious to me than the song, because I think the

1032
00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:24.119
<v Speaker 1>song just plays in the credits at the end. It's

1033
00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:26.440
<v Speaker 1>a take it or leave its scenario. With that it

1034
00:56:26.519 --> 00:56:29.880
<v Speaker 1>doesn't impact the movie at all. It's much more egregious.

1035
00:56:29.920 --> 00:56:34.159
<v Speaker 1>That score is just trying to elicit emotion where there

1036
00:56:34.880 --> 00:56:39.599
<v Speaker 1>needn't be any, or it trying to heighten it or

1037
00:56:39.760 --> 00:56:42.320
<v Speaker 1>ramp it up, or I don't know, it's just it's

1038
00:56:42.400 --> 00:56:45.599
<v Speaker 1>so wrongheaded. It just bothers me. I'm really bogged by it.

1039
00:56:46.320 --> 00:56:47.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's all.

1040
00:56:48.280 --> 00:56:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, that's it. Look, it was, but there were

1041
00:56:52.039 --> 00:56:53.800
<v Speaker 2>a lot of ways the movie could have gone. I

1042
00:56:53.880 --> 00:56:57.800
<v Speaker 2>didn't love it. I really liked I really liked Ted Danson,

1043
00:56:58.360 --> 00:57:00.360
<v Speaker 2>thought he was great. I loved his relationship with the

1044
00:57:00.400 --> 00:57:04.880
<v Speaker 2>little girl. I liked hean home. But ultimately I found

1045
00:57:04.920 --> 00:57:07.559
<v Speaker 2>it more predictable, and that a lot I could be

1046
00:57:07.639 --> 00:57:09.760
<v Speaker 2>because of the time and the type of movie it was.

1047
00:57:10.519 --> 00:57:13.519
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it was intended to be this sort

1048
00:57:13.519 --> 00:57:16.840
<v Speaker 2>of bit and switch for viewers. You wanted the sort

1049
00:57:16.880 --> 00:57:19.199
<v Speaker 2>of wonder of the story, and that was fine, but

1050
00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:21.239
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't maybe what I was looking for.

1051
00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:27.239
<v Speaker 1>I was actually I did not know. Somehow avoided this

1052
00:57:27.440 --> 00:57:29.760
<v Speaker 1>movie when it came out, somehow avoided any of the

1053
00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:32.559
<v Speaker 1>artwork or the plot line of the movie. I did

1054
00:57:32.679 --> 00:57:34.679
<v Speaker 1>not know if we were going to get a lock

1055
00:57:34.719 --> 00:57:38.480
<v Speaker 1>mass monster in this film. So when it finally showed up,

1056
00:57:38.519 --> 00:57:43.159
<v Speaker 1>I was pleasantly surprised, and I was specifically pleasantly surprised

1057
00:57:43.320 --> 00:57:46.639
<v Speaker 1>by the physical creature that they have interacting with our actors.

1058
00:57:47.199 --> 00:57:51.159
<v Speaker 1>The CGI monster, on the other hand, not so great.

1059
00:57:52.079 --> 00:57:56.079
<v Speaker 1>But the physical monster is fucking fantastic. I was blown

1060
00:57:56.119 --> 00:57:57.400
<v Speaker 1>away by it as a matter of fact.

1061
00:57:57.559 --> 00:58:01.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And the actual like the ship and all the

1062
00:58:01.480 --> 00:58:04.559
<v Speaker 2>technology they used to find it, that was all very

1063
00:58:05.159 --> 00:58:08.599
<v Speaker 2>tactile and tangible, like the texture of it I thought

1064
00:58:08.760 --> 00:58:11.920
<v Speaker 2>worked really well, and in fact, just the town itself

1065
00:58:11.960 --> 00:58:15.280
<v Speaker 2>I thought was very well rendered in the movie. But

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00:58:15.519 --> 00:58:18.760
<v Speaker 2>I agree that the CG was not good, and I

1067
00:58:18.880 --> 00:58:21.480
<v Speaker 2>think you could probably just assign the blame to the

1068
00:58:21.519 --> 00:58:24.159
<v Speaker 2>fact that this is a thirty year old piece of

1069
00:58:24.639 --> 00:58:27.360
<v Speaker 2>technology that we're witnessing. And I even I don't know

1070
00:58:27.440 --> 00:58:30.000
<v Speaker 2>how it was looked at in the day. I think

1071
00:58:30.039 --> 00:58:32.760
<v Speaker 2>it's up against Like I said, I brought up Jurassic Park,

1072
00:58:33.119 --> 00:58:35.800
<v Speaker 2>that was the gold standard for that kind of CGI

1073
00:58:35.960 --> 00:58:36.840
<v Speaker 2>in a movie, I think at that.

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00:58:36.920 --> 00:58:40.320
<v Speaker 1>Time, right where they had come out three years prior,

1075
00:58:40.679 --> 00:58:44.480
<v Speaker 1>so don't do it here. They The stuff with the

1076
00:58:44.519 --> 00:58:47.440
<v Speaker 1>animatronic was great. I don't know that we needed any

1077
00:58:47.519 --> 00:58:49.119
<v Speaker 1>real range of motion for the thing.

1078
00:58:49.679 --> 00:58:52.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was. They could have accomplished the same thing

1079
00:58:52.280 --> 00:58:56.239
<v Speaker 2>without actually having so much of the CGI monster there.

1080
00:58:56.559 --> 00:58:58.320
<v Speaker 1>I didn't mind it. I didn't mind. I didn't mind

1081
00:58:58.320 --> 00:59:00.239
<v Speaker 1>a computer generating thing when it was in the world water,

1082
00:59:00.519 --> 00:59:04.000
<v Speaker 1>in the murk, that's fine because it should be weird

1083
00:59:04.079 --> 00:59:07.079
<v Speaker 1>looking under there. But when they had that fucking beautiful

1084
00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:10.480
<v Speaker 1>puppet interacting with the little girl, like why cut to

1085
00:59:10.559 --> 00:59:13.840
<v Speaker 1>a wide shot where they've got this obviously slapped on

1086
00:59:14.480 --> 00:59:18.599
<v Speaker 1>computer generated bullshit like not their image?

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00:59:19.199 --> 00:59:23.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, agreed, Have we solved it? We've solved the missionary.

1088
00:59:23.880 --> 00:59:26.079
<v Speaker 1>We solved the mystery of the Locknest Monster. I treat

1089
00:59:26.119 --> 00:59:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I think we have. Is it really? There?

1090
00:59:28.119 --> 00:59:28.239
<v Speaker 2>Was it?

1091
00:59:28.320 --> 00:59:28.440
<v Speaker 3>Ever?

1092
00:59:28.519 --> 00:59:29.199
<v Speaker 1>There was it?

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00:59:29.239 --> 00:59:31.840
<v Speaker 2>A pl sr You know what, let's wrap this up

1094
00:59:31.840 --> 00:59:33.559
<v Speaker 2>by what I want to ask you in wrapping this

1095
00:59:33.679 --> 00:59:35.920
<v Speaker 2>up on them alone. Do you believe in the Lockness Monster?

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00:59:36.360 --> 00:59:41.599
<v Speaker 1>Now? Yes, now and forever because you know why? Because

1097
00:59:42.039 --> 00:59:46.119
<v Speaker 1>there are some mysteries that deserve to live, and maybe

1098
00:59:46.239 --> 00:59:49.639
<v Speaker 1>all the old gods stopped existing because we stopped believing

1099
00:59:49.719 --> 00:59:52.840
<v Speaker 1>in them. And in this case, till my dying breath,

1100
00:59:52.880 --> 00:59:55.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to believe in the Lockness Monster. I want

1101
00:59:55.480 --> 00:59:58.360
<v Speaker 1>it to be there. I know scientifically it makes no sense.

1102
00:59:59.119 --> 01:00:01.199
<v Speaker 1>It would have to be magic. It would have to

1103
01:00:01.280 --> 01:00:04.079
<v Speaker 1>be an actual magical animal to continue to exist in

1104
01:00:04.199 --> 01:00:07.519
<v Speaker 1>this closed environment after we have mapped every fucking inch

1105
01:00:07.599 --> 01:00:10.360
<v Speaker 1>of that goddamn lake. It would have to be Look,

1106
01:00:10.400 --> 01:00:12.320
<v Speaker 1>I know there's this other theory that there's another cave

1107
01:00:12.440 --> 01:00:14.480
<v Speaker 1>and it goes down there, but how would it be

1108
01:00:14.599 --> 01:00:17.159
<v Speaker 1>very Okay, it doesn't make sense. Yes, it still exists,

1109
01:00:17.239 --> 01:00:18.079
<v Speaker 1>but it doesn't make sense.

1110
01:00:18.559 --> 01:00:20.639
<v Speaker 2>I'm of the same mind. I'm a firm believe I

1111
01:00:20.760 --> 01:00:23.079
<v Speaker 2>want to believe that it exists like you do. And

1112
01:00:23.519 --> 01:00:28.519
<v Speaker 2>I guess there's so much in the world, and the

1113
01:00:28.599 --> 01:00:30.440
<v Speaker 2>world is so much smaller than it was when we

1114
01:00:30.559 --> 01:00:32.679
<v Speaker 2>were kids, and a lot of the mysteries have been

1115
01:00:33.159 --> 01:00:36.400
<v Speaker 2>exposed as during our lifetime. I do want to believe

1116
01:00:36.440 --> 01:00:39.199
<v Speaker 2>it's there, but a part of me still thinks maybe

1117
01:00:39.239 --> 01:00:43.639
<v Speaker 2>it's possible. Maybe this thing is just evading every attempt

1118
01:00:43.679 --> 01:00:46.679
<v Speaker 2>at finding it. I will say I don't believe Bigfoot exists.

1119
01:00:46.800 --> 01:00:49.519
<v Speaker 2>There's other cryptids that I'm fairly certain.

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01:00:49.719 --> 01:00:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Do not exist.

1121
01:00:50.719 --> 01:00:52.239
<v Speaker 2>I think you're the one who told me that the

1122
01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:56.760
<v Speaker 2>famous Bigfoot film was just a hoax. By John landis

1123
01:00:56.800 --> 01:00:57.880
<v Speaker 2>I think was involved, wasn't he?

1124
01:00:58.719 --> 01:00:58.760
<v Speaker 4>No?

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01:00:59.880 --> 01:01:03.440
<v Speaker 1>No, No, okay, look there, Yes, there is a rumor

1126
01:01:03.440 --> 01:01:07.960
<v Speaker 1>about the Rick Baker John landis involved in a Bigfoot film.

1127
01:01:08.119 --> 01:01:13.280
<v Speaker 1>There's also there's a pretty great National geographic special about

1128
01:01:13.320 --> 01:01:16.760
<v Speaker 1>Bigfoot where they interview a fella who was a friend

1129
01:01:17.079 --> 01:01:20.280
<v Speaker 1>of the guy who like turned in the footage to

1130
01:01:20.360 --> 01:01:24.719
<v Speaker 1>begin with, and they surreptitiously filmed this old man walking

1131
01:01:24.800 --> 01:01:26.880
<v Speaker 1>across the street on his way to the meeting, and

1132
01:01:27.079 --> 01:01:30.199
<v Speaker 1>god damned if he doesn't walk exactly like Bigfoot in

1133
01:01:30.280 --> 01:01:33.440
<v Speaker 1>the famous footage, that might be him. Yes, but there

1134
01:01:33.480 --> 01:01:36.000
<v Speaker 1>have been sightings of Yetti in the Himalayas, there have

1135
01:01:36.039 --> 01:01:39.280
<v Speaker 1>been sightings of Bigfoot elsewhere. He's a possibility. I'm gonna

1136
01:01:39.280 --> 01:01:42.159
<v Speaker 1>still believe in that guy too. Maybe, but if I'm

1137
01:01:42.199 --> 01:01:44.400
<v Speaker 1>the one debunking it to you, I continue to believe

1138
01:01:44.440 --> 01:01:44.760
<v Speaker 1>in them.

1139
01:01:45.840 --> 01:01:48.280
<v Speaker 2>No, But I at a minimum, I want to believe

1140
01:01:48.320 --> 01:01:52.519
<v Speaker 2>that the Lockness Monster exists, and I don't really, it's

1141
01:01:52.599 --> 01:01:56.119
<v Speaker 2>not going to ruin my life to know whether it's

1142
01:01:56.199 --> 01:01:58.920
<v Speaker 2>there or whether it's not there. But isn't life a

1143
01:01:58.960 --> 01:02:00.920
<v Speaker 2>little more fun with a little mystery, a little bit

1144
01:02:00.960 --> 01:02:04.719
<v Speaker 2>of magic of wondering it doesn't exist, and if it

1145
01:02:04.760 --> 01:02:07.960
<v Speaker 2>does exist, where is it, how does it whatever? I'm

1146
01:02:08.000 --> 01:02:10.360
<v Speaker 2>fine with that. I'm fine with some mystery around.

1147
01:02:10.079 --> 01:02:13.079
<v Speaker 1>It me too. If there's a kelpie out there, I

1148
01:02:13.239 --> 01:02:17.159
<v Speaker 1>hope it's continuing. I hope it's continuing health in a

1149
01:02:17.239 --> 01:02:20.280
<v Speaker 1>hearty lifestyle. And also I want to mention the bunyip

1150
01:02:20.440 --> 01:02:23.079
<v Speaker 1>in Australia, which is a kind of a cousin to

1151
01:02:23.159 --> 01:02:26.679
<v Speaker 1>these water monsters. The bunyip, to me is the most

1152
01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:30.679
<v Speaker 1>terrifying cryptid out there now. It probably because as a

1153
01:02:30.840 --> 01:02:33.800
<v Speaker 1>child I saw that film Dot in the Kangaroo and

1154
01:02:33.880 --> 01:02:36.199
<v Speaker 1>they have a nightmare sequence with a bunyip and a

1155
01:02:36.320 --> 01:02:40.400
<v Speaker 1>song called like Bunyip Moon and which is basically like

1156
01:02:40.559 --> 01:02:44.039
<v Speaker 1>aboriginal drawings come to life, and it fucked me up.

1157
01:02:44.239 --> 01:02:49.719
<v Speaker 1>HP So I just want to say, bunyip, bunyip. Those

1158
01:02:49.880 --> 01:02:52.159
<v Speaker 1>I hope don't exist. How about that? Take that bunyip.

1159
01:02:52.639 --> 01:02:54.400
<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of the bunyip. I will have to

1160
01:02:54.440 --> 01:02:56.440
<v Speaker 2>do some research for me. I think one of the

1161
01:02:56.519 --> 01:02:59.159
<v Speaker 2>more terrifying cryptids that I've heard of. I don't know

1162
01:02:59.199 --> 01:03:01.800
<v Speaker 2>a ton about this, but I think the mothman is

1163
01:03:02.119 --> 01:03:06.039
<v Speaker 2>scary because I don't know. There's something about this creature

1164
01:03:06.119 --> 01:03:10.199
<v Speaker 2>that's flying, and every encounter seems to be happening at

1165
01:03:10.400 --> 01:03:12.800
<v Speaker 2>night when you're driving and it's raining and this thing

1166
01:03:12.880 --> 01:03:14.920
<v Speaker 2>comes out of nowhere and makes you crash the car.

1167
01:03:15.800 --> 01:03:18.159
<v Speaker 2>There's something freaky about that. What it's flying? Is it

1168
01:03:18.239 --> 01:03:19.480
<v Speaker 2>an insect? Is it a man?

1169
01:03:20.039 --> 01:03:20.519
<v Speaker 5>What is it?

1170
01:03:21.280 --> 01:03:23.239
<v Speaker 2>That's the kind of cryptid that's scary to me. The

1171
01:03:23.320 --> 01:03:25.519
<v Speaker 2>chopicabra also pretty scary.

1172
01:03:26.000 --> 01:03:26.519
<v Speaker 1>This weird.

1173
01:03:27.679 --> 01:03:29.119
<v Speaker 2>Is it from Spain or Mexico?

1174
01:03:29.559 --> 01:03:36.280
<v Speaker 1>Mexico. It'll suck your goats, that's right, So I.

1175
01:03:36.639 --> 01:03:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Love I don't know. There was something about cryptids we

1176
01:03:39.039 --> 01:03:41.079
<v Speaker 2>talked about when we were kids, in the wonder and

1177
01:03:41.199 --> 01:03:44.440
<v Speaker 2>the mystery of it all, And thank goodness, some of

1178
01:03:44.480 --> 01:03:46.960
<v Speaker 2>that mystery still live, still exists in this world. Let's

1179
01:03:47.000 --> 01:03:49.360
<v Speaker 2>not explain everything. Everything doesn't have to be explained. Let's

1180
01:03:49.400 --> 01:03:50.239
<v Speaker 2>leave a little mystery.

1181
01:03:50.639 --> 01:03:53.800
<v Speaker 1>And on that note, on our next Fusco Festival, I

1182
01:03:53.800 --> 01:03:56.960
<v Speaker 1>don't know what okay. On the next midnight viewing that's

1183
01:03:57.000 --> 01:03:59.079
<v Speaker 1>gonna be Father Malone's weekly round up that's coming up

1184
01:03:59.280 --> 01:04:02.559
<v Speaker 1>this I apologize to everyone. If you tuned in this

1185
01:04:02.719 --> 01:04:05.480
<v Speaker 1>past Monday and I wasn't there, I'm fine. I'll explain

1186
01:04:05.480 --> 01:04:08.679
<v Speaker 1>a little bit more on the roundup itself. Till then

1187
01:04:09.000 --> 01:04:11.880
<v Speaker 1>hp hpeople will be back on Fusco Fest. Whatever that

1188
01:04:12.039 --> 01:04:15.519
<v Speaker 1>next movie ends up being should be Spirit of the

1189
01:04:15.679 --> 01:04:18.760
<v Speaker 1>Spirit the Stallion of the Cimarron. But Hidalgo we've got

1190
01:04:18.840 --> 01:04:20.679
<v Speaker 1>coming up as well. Looking forward to both of those,

1191
01:04:20.840 --> 01:04:24.360
<v Speaker 1>Hidalgo in particular, I fucking love that movie. Anyway, till then,

1192
01:04:24.519 --> 01:04:26.639
<v Speaker 1>HP Where can people find you? All right?

1193
01:04:27.000 --> 01:04:29.320
<v Speaker 2>I am the co host of the night Mister Walters

1194
01:04:29.400 --> 01:04:33.119
<v Speaker 2>Taxi podcast with my esteemed co host Father Malone sitting

1195
01:04:33.199 --> 01:04:36.519
<v Speaker 2>across from me here. I host the Noise Junkies music

1196
01:04:36.639 --> 01:04:40.679
<v Speaker 2>podcast for music nerds. Please check that out. And I'm

1197
01:04:41.039 --> 01:04:43.639
<v Speaker 2>an occasional guest on the Culture Cast with Chris Dashu.

1198
01:04:44.320 --> 01:04:48.320
<v Speaker 2>And finally, i have a band campsite Hpmusicplace dot bandcamp

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01:04:48.400 --> 01:04:51.360
<v Speaker 2>dot com. Check that out as well. That's where you

1200
01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:51.920
<v Speaker 2>can find me.

1201
01:04:52.440 --> 01:04:54.880
<v Speaker 1>As for me, you're hearing it here on Midnight Viewing.

1202
01:04:55.000 --> 01:04:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Check us out every Monday for Fonda Malone's weekly round

1203
01:04:57.519 --> 01:04:59.719
<v Speaker 1>up band check us out every Friday for either Towns

1204
01:04:59.760 --> 01:05:02.039
<v Speaker 1>from the Dark Snide or an Anthologies Attack or a

1205
01:05:02.119 --> 01:05:04.559
<v Speaker 1>Fuseco Fest. We've got too much going on. In fact,

1206
01:05:04.599 --> 01:05:06.679
<v Speaker 1>we've got another show coming out this fucking fall. I've

1207
01:05:06.679 --> 01:05:09.599
<v Speaker 1>already signed up for God damn it, I'm collaborating with

1208
01:05:09.679 --> 01:05:12.079
<v Speaker 1>Paul Waller. We've got a new show coming out called

1209
01:05:12.400 --> 01:05:14.800
<v Speaker 1>Little Old Lady Got Mutilated late last night, so look

1210
01:05:14.840 --> 01:05:17.960
<v Speaker 1>for that around sometime around October. Until next time, I'm

1211
01:05:17.960 --> 01:05:20.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna leave you with a little bit from this flick,

1212
01:05:24.639 --> 01:05:25.719
<v Speaker 1>Jack the Ripper.

1213
01:05:27.679 --> 01:05:32.000
<v Speaker 3>Was he a prosperous London surgeon, perhaps a member of

1214
01:05:32.039 --> 01:05:38.800
<v Speaker 3>British Royalty. Well, a bullshit team has unearthed spectacular new

1215
01:05:38.840 --> 01:05:44.199
<v Speaker 3>evidence which suggests that Jack the Ripper was, in fact.

1216
01:05:46.079 --> 01:05:47.599
<v Speaker 1>The Luckness Monster.

1217
01:05:48.719 --> 01:05:54.800
<v Speaker 3>Is it possible that Nessy murdered five street walkers before

1218
01:05:54.920 --> 01:06:00.360
<v Speaker 3>the Tourney's Luckness? Using undiscovered evidence, We've pieced together the

1219
01:06:00.440 --> 01:06:03.159
<v Speaker 3>events leading up for the first murder. Although this is

1220
01:06:03.239 --> 01:06:07.000
<v Speaker 3>a bullshit reenactment, it may have happened just this way.

1221
01:06:07.920 --> 01:06:10.679
<v Speaker 5>Hello, dearie, show you a good time for a quid

1222
01:06:11.079 --> 01:06:13.599
<v Speaker 5>for the wife and for free old gents. Don't you

1223
01:06:13.639 --> 01:06:19.079
<v Speaker 5>want a girl to keep you warming tonight? Mom told

1224
01:06:19.159 --> 01:06:23.599
<v Speaker 5>me that would be nights like this. Oh, oh my,

1225
01:06:24.480 --> 01:06:28.679
<v Speaker 5>you are a big one. How hard you come on?

1226
01:06:29.039 --> 01:06:45.960
<v Speaker 5>Darlp my, you don't you be stepping on my feet?

1227
01:06:46.079 --> 01:06:46.239
<v Speaker 3>Now?

1228
01:06:50.679 --> 01:06:53.719
<v Speaker 5>What you all worry now, Will you'll be careful?

1229
01:06:54.239 --> 01:06:54.719
<v Speaker 3>Not so?

1230
01:06:55.800 --> 01:06:56.000
<v Speaker 4>Wait?

1231
01:07:02.599 --> 01:07:03.559
<v Speaker 5>Is this the way it happened?

1232
01:07:04.960 --> 01:07:07.519
<v Speaker 3>Was Jack the Ripper in fact a sixty foot sea

1233
01:07:07.599 --> 01:07:08.639
<v Speaker 3>serpent from Scotland?

1234
01:07:10.320 --> 01:07:14.320
<v Speaker 4>Did I take this job for a quick buck? We

1235
01:07:14.440 --> 01:08:00.480
<v Speaker 4>may never know the answer to this questions.

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01:08:02.039 --> 01:08:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Spasso
