WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:03.879 Paul, I sit here before you on the first awesome 2 00:00:03.960 --> 00:00:06.879 day of the year. We are recording this on a 3 00:00:06.960 --> 00:00:09.720 day where New York City is It's seventy five. 4 00:00:09.519 --> 00:00:11.519 Degrees, seventy five beautiful degrees. 5 00:00:11.240 --> 00:00:16.199 It's sunny, it's breezy, and it is hot, boy, summer. 6 00:00:17.120 --> 00:00:20.559 I took a car down here, the entire West Side Highway, 7 00:00:20.679 --> 00:00:23.760 like that whole promenade, that area where people jog and run. 8 00:00:24.359 --> 00:00:27.239 It was just hot dude after a hot dude, after 9 00:00:27.280 --> 00:00:30.719 a hot dude with no shirt on, listening in the sun. 10 00:00:30.879 --> 00:00:32.119 It is springtime fleet week. 11 00:00:32.240 --> 00:00:35.200 Oh my god, it's so hot. It's so good. Even 12 00:00:35.200 --> 00:00:37.759 then when you get into Brooklyn, you cross the bridge 13 00:00:37.759 --> 00:00:40.119 of the tunnel, you get into Brooklyn and like all 14 00:00:40.240 --> 00:00:43.119 there's just dudes like sitting outside with no shirts ony 15 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:45.679 and like, I don't mean to be like a one 16 00:00:45.719 --> 00:00:50.280 gender person here because those ladies. Those ladies are showing 17 00:00:50.320 --> 00:00:53.719 it off too. There are sun dresses, there are shorty shorts. 18 00:00:54.039 --> 00:00:55.759 It is such a good time to be alive. 19 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:58.039 Yeah, it's just a great time to ogle, stranger. 20 00:00:58.200 --> 00:01:00.359 It is the best day of the year. Every One 21 00:01:00.439 --> 00:01:01.439 is in a good mood. 22 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:03.200 Everyone's in a good mood. Everyone has like an ice 23 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:05.439 coffee or an ice cream or like a croissant. 24 00:01:05.560 --> 00:01:07.879 I drove past what might have been a Nazi rally 25 00:01:07.879 --> 00:01:10.439 and no one cares. No one cared. 26 00:01:12.319 --> 00:01:14.200 Honestly, the fact these days that we can even say 27 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:15.840 might be yeah. 28 00:01:15.879 --> 00:01:18.040 I don't know what they have. Definitely I saw a 29 00:01:18.079 --> 00:01:19.760 group gathering and there were flags, and I was like, 30 00:01:19.799 --> 00:01:21.439 I don't care. This is this can't be good. 31 00:01:21.480 --> 00:01:23.040 I'm not looking at it, and I'm not looking at it. 32 00:01:23.079 --> 00:01:25.319 I'm looking at that those eighteen abbs that are running 33 00:01:25.319 --> 00:01:26.079 past right now. 34 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:26.799 Such a day. 35 00:01:26.879 --> 00:01:35.719 Thanks Jean Mark. 36 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:43.719 Hey, I'm Paul and America and this is that aged 37 00:01:43.760 --> 00:01:46.519 well yesterday's pop culture today. 38 00:01:46.239 --> 00:01:48.239 And we are doing spy movie. 39 00:01:48.400 --> 00:01:55.519 May dunt Donna, dunt Donna. 40 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:57.120 Boom boom boom boom okay Erica before we get to this, 41 00:01:57.239 --> 00:01:59.480 before this mystery is solved to what movie we're doing, 42 00:02:00.120 --> 00:02:01.079 This movie has. 43 00:02:00.920 --> 00:02:05.319 The greatest song of all time, Like, genuinely, I'm gonna 44 00:02:05.359 --> 00:02:08.960 jump ahead. Genuinely, I even if I hated this movie, 45 00:02:09.080 --> 00:02:11.039 I would have loved it just because it opens with. 46 00:02:15.479 --> 00:02:17.319 We do have a couple of Apple podcast reviews. Do 47 00:02:17.319 --> 00:02:18.759 you want to read the first one? Sure? 48 00:02:18.919 --> 00:02:22.120 The first review comes from Abby Rue and they write 49 00:02:22.280 --> 00:02:25.599 canonical no notes. J Cray stole my review. 50 00:02:27.840 --> 00:02:30.000 I think that is referencing another review that just wrote 51 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:33.360 no notes excellent. Yeah, which I believe was your request, right. 52 00:02:33.479 --> 00:02:35.199 This is another person you might owe something to. 53 00:02:35.479 --> 00:02:38.080 Oh, I requested that one just write no notes. 54 00:02:38.120 --> 00:02:38.919 I think so okay. 55 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:41.240 Well again, if you guys, if I owe you stuff, 56 00:02:41.439 --> 00:02:43.680 just email us. I'll pay up. 57 00:02:43.719 --> 00:02:47.199 I'm good. She's good for it. She's good for it. Yeah. Yeah. 58 00:02:47.199 --> 00:02:50.159 We also got a review from mention dot dot dot. 59 00:02:51.400 --> 00:02:54.000 They write, I love it particularly when I don't have 60 00:02:54.039 --> 00:02:55.560 the energy to watch a movie. 61 00:02:55.960 --> 00:02:58.199 I feel that so deep in my bone. 62 00:02:58.439 --> 00:03:01.319 Truly. I watch so much more TV than I watch 63 00:03:01.400 --> 00:03:03.439 movies now because of this podcast, because all of my 64 00:03:03.479 --> 00:03:06.000 movie energy goes to the podcast. Movies. 65 00:03:06.199 --> 00:03:09.919 Yeah, I can do you one step worse. I've started 66 00:03:10.039 --> 00:03:12.919 just watching like YouTube things at night because I don't 67 00:03:12.960 --> 00:03:15.680 have the mental energy for a television show to. 68 00:03:15.680 --> 00:03:17.599 Commit to twenty five minutes. 69 00:03:17.560 --> 00:03:19.759 Commit to it twenty five to an hour long show. 70 00:03:19.759 --> 00:03:21.759 So I'm like, I'm gonna watch a fifteen minute like 71 00:03:21.840 --> 00:03:25.400 YouTube clip where like Tricksy and Katia do some nonsense. 72 00:03:25.439 --> 00:03:26.560 That's all I have the energy for. 73 00:03:26.639 --> 00:03:28.080 Ten I've reached the end of hot ones. 74 00:03:28.159 --> 00:03:30.360 Oh no, oh no, no, hot ones are like thirty 75 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:33.080 minutes long now they're too long, too long, even fucking 76 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:34.759 hot ones at two hot ones. 77 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:41.280 So mention Ellipsis goes on. Erica and Paul are smart, observant, fair, 78 00:03:41.599 --> 00:03:45.560 and above all hilarious. Speaking as an elder, some say 79 00:03:45.639 --> 00:03:49.800 geriatric millennial who finds myself often adrift in the sea 80 00:03:49.840 --> 00:03:53.319 of twenty something podcasters who trade in pop cultural references 81 00:03:53.319 --> 00:03:56.360 that mean nothing to me. Ouch, it's so great to 82 00:03:56.400 --> 00:03:59.080 revisit these movies from my distant youth and feel seen 83 00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:03.080 both in share memories and grumpiness. Is that is a 84 00:04:03.080 --> 00:04:06.400 good feel seen by our grumpiness. We do get grumpy sometimes, 85 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:09.199 that's true. Yeah. Yeah. It's also one of the few 86 00:04:09.240 --> 00:04:12.360 movie podcasts that my wife enjoys. So it also brings 87 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:16.800 people together. That's important. We are we are healing marriages 88 00:04:17.800 --> 00:04:22.399 of this podcast. We are keeping the American family, the 89 00:04:22.480 --> 00:04:24.079 new American nuclear family together. 90 00:04:24.160 --> 00:04:25.319 We are family values. 91 00:04:25.480 --> 00:04:25.959 Yeah, we are. 92 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:29.000 If nothing else, we are definitely family values. 93 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:32.959 Mention dot dot Dot finishes with I also want that 94 00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:33.439 tote bag. 95 00:04:33.519 --> 00:04:34.639 Yeah yeah, because you earned it. 96 00:04:34.680 --> 00:04:35.360 You earned it, You. 97 00:04:35.319 --> 00:04:37.639 Earned it, and your fa you know what family values 98 00:04:37.680 --> 00:04:40.399 is about. Tote bags? Bag tote bags to the farmer's market. 99 00:04:40.600 --> 00:04:44.879 Truly, truly, all right, so Abby Rue mentioned dot dot dot. 100 00:04:45.319 --> 00:04:47.839 If and when you hear these you read, please reach 101 00:04:47.879 --> 00:04:49.800 out tell us it's you. I will happily send the 102 00:04:49.800 --> 00:04:53.120 tote bags that you have earned with these reviews. Erica, 103 00:04:53.680 --> 00:04:56.480 what is the first spy movie on the docket for May? 104 00:04:56.879 --> 00:05:01.319 Today's film is the nineteen ninety six actions by thriller 105 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:03.519 Mission Impossible. 106 00:05:06.040 --> 00:05:09.720 This was requested by Sophie, Mike, Josephine, Meg and Barry 107 00:05:09.879 --> 00:05:11.160 also me also you. 108 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:13.519 Also fully me Yeah. 109 00:05:13.839 --> 00:05:17.279 Mission Impossible was written by David Cupp and Robert Town. 110 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:20.000 It was based on the television series of the same name. 111 00:05:20.480 --> 00:05:23.920 It was directed by Brian De Palma and stars Tom Cruise, 112 00:05:24.040 --> 00:05:29.720 John Voight, Henry Cherney, Emmanuel I Apologize Bayer something like that, yep, 113 00:05:30.000 --> 00:05:34.720 Genrenau Ving Raim's Kristin, Scott Thomas and Vanessa Redgraves. 114 00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:38.480 Vanessa Redgrave just killing it, just. 115 00:05:38.120 --> 00:05:41.519 Fucking up the joint by breathing the same air as 116 00:05:41.519 --> 00:05:42.160 this movie. 117 00:05:42.360 --> 00:05:46.480 Oh what a goddess, What a goddess. Allegedly, the original 118 00:05:46.519 --> 00:05:49.519 script brought back all cast members of the Mission Impossible 119 00:05:49.519 --> 00:05:52.759 television series and then killed them off in the first act. 120 00:05:53.399 --> 00:05:58.120 The entire cast refused to participate. They're like, uh no, no. 121 00:05:58.519 --> 00:06:02.279 Fuck you, fuck off, fuck off, Brian to Palmer. I 122 00:06:02.360 --> 00:06:04.879 get that though, like if you if that's I don't. 123 00:06:05.199 --> 00:06:07.720 I don't know who was in the Mission Impossible TV series, 124 00:06:07.759 --> 00:06:10.279 but the fact that I don't know makes me think that, 125 00:06:10.319 --> 00:06:11.800 at least for many of them, perhaps it was their 126 00:06:11.800 --> 00:06:14.439 signature role and they didn't want it that role to 127 00:06:14.480 --> 00:06:15.959 be brutally murdered. 128 00:06:16.160 --> 00:06:19.199 Fair enough. Imagine if I like reached out to the 129 00:06:19.240 --> 00:06:21.439 cast of Cheers and I was like, Hey, I'm going 130 00:06:21.519 --> 00:06:23.680 to do a reunion, but here's a twist. 131 00:06:23.720 --> 00:06:24.319 There's a twist. 132 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:25.120 You all die in it. 133 00:06:25.240 --> 00:06:27.079 Yeah, except for one of you. Who turns bad? 134 00:06:27.240 --> 00:06:28.000 Who turns bad? 135 00:06:28.120 --> 00:06:28.319 Oh? 136 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:29.879 Who would turn bad? In Cheers? 137 00:06:30.279 --> 00:06:30.639 Lilith? 138 00:06:31.199 --> 00:06:32.480 Oh No, she's already bad. 139 00:06:35.360 --> 00:06:36.240 I think you know what it is. 140 00:06:36.319 --> 00:06:38.120 It's got to be woody, right, I've gotta be witty. 141 00:06:38.199 --> 00:06:40.560 I was gonna say Cliff would accidentally get turned. He 142 00:06:40.560 --> 00:06:41.120 wouldn't know it. 143 00:06:41.160 --> 00:06:41.720 He wouldn't know it. 144 00:06:41.800 --> 00:06:42.759 He wouldn't know it. 145 00:06:42.959 --> 00:06:45.199 Norm never Norm mention. 146 00:06:45.199 --> 00:06:49.759 Solid all right, Mission Impossible. Erica is the only film 147 00:06:49.759 --> 00:06:52.879 in the franchise to do the trademark mask polls with 148 00:06:53.240 --> 00:06:56.519 entirely practical effects. It is the only film in the 149 00:06:56.519 --> 00:06:58.959 franchise in which Ethan Hunt does not fire a gun, 150 00:06:59.399 --> 00:07:01.759 and it is the last motion picture from a major 151 00:07:01.800 --> 00:07:04.720 studio to be released on Beta Max video cassette. 152 00:07:04.800 --> 00:07:07.720 That last one really because I genuinely there's like a 153 00:07:07.759 --> 00:07:10.240 Beta Max moment in the movie and I was like, 154 00:07:10.519 --> 00:07:15.360 the fuck is that technology? So I'm really glad you 155 00:07:15.399 --> 00:07:19.839 mentioned that. Okay, couple of things. The ripping face off 156 00:07:20.920 --> 00:07:24.319 is enjoyable one hundred percent of the time. It worked 157 00:07:24.360 --> 00:07:27.279 on me every time I knew it was Tom Cruise. 158 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:30.160 He's a I think he's a very good actor, but 159 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:33.839 he's not a blends into the back. He's not exactly 160 00:07:34.040 --> 00:07:36.439 He's not a Daniel day Lewis, Like is that him? 161 00:07:36.519 --> 00:07:39.160 Or is that actually Abraham Lincoln? Like no, he's one 162 00:07:39.160 --> 00:07:41.480 of those. And so like, you know, it's him playing 163 00:07:41.480 --> 00:07:43.519 the elderly senator and you're like, he's gonna take his 164 00:07:43.600 --> 00:07:45.720 face off, take his face off. 165 00:07:46.759 --> 00:07:48.160 Eric, I'm getting the hint that you had a good 166 00:07:48.160 --> 00:07:50.319 time with this. Love this movie. 167 00:07:52.519 --> 00:07:55.480 The gun thing is also excellent and fascinating and I 168 00:07:55.519 --> 00:07:57.519 did not notice it until you mentioned it now. But 169 00:07:57.560 --> 00:08:00.720 you're absolutely right. Not a single not a single well gun. 170 00:08:00.639 --> 00:08:03.279 It's like guns are fired. I think they say, like 171 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:05.720 six shots are fired in the movie. Yeah, but none 172 00:08:05.759 --> 00:08:06.959 of them by Ethan Hunt. 173 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:11.399 That's amazing. Yeah, okay, this, uh, gird your loins. Gird 174 00:08:11.439 --> 00:08:14.199 your loins, people, because there's some there's some nonsense about 175 00:08:14.199 --> 00:08:18.199 to happen. This film has a sixty five percent critical 176 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:21.319 rating on Rotten Tomatoes and a seventy one percent audience score. 177 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:24.680 Is love Dead, what happened? 178 00:08:24.800 --> 00:08:25.959 Not in this house? 179 00:08:26.079 --> 00:08:26.839 Who hurt you? 180 00:08:27.240 --> 00:08:27.839 Critics? 181 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:28.639 Who hurt you? 182 00:08:30.079 --> 00:08:31.839 I love how much you love this movie. 183 00:08:31.959 --> 00:08:32.799 Love this movie. 184 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:37.440 I'm like indifferent to positive on it, Like I don't 185 00:08:37.480 --> 00:08:38.080 really care. 186 00:08:38.320 --> 00:08:41.840 It's so good there is Look, there is a fucking 187 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:46.080 helicopter in the channel? What what there is? Vanessa red Crave. 188 00:08:46.279 --> 00:08:50.399 When I saw that helicopter in the channel, I like, 189 00:08:50.399 --> 00:08:54.240 like the sun rising in the east. I felt Erica's 190 00:08:54.279 --> 00:09:00.720 Lady Boner move the continental like plate. I was like, oh, 191 00:09:00.759 --> 00:09:02.000 this is an Erica movie. 192 00:09:02.799 --> 00:09:08.759 Movie slaps so hard. I like, genuinely, I'm and I'm 193 00:09:08.840 --> 00:09:10.879 I'm being serious now, Yeah, sixty five percent. 194 00:09:11.159 --> 00:09:13.080 Come to fuck on, I think sixty five percent is low. 195 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:15.759 I probably would have given it a seventy five percent 196 00:09:15.879 --> 00:09:18.759 no for to Lopol, I would have I would have 197 00:09:18.840 --> 00:09:21.480 dinged it on being a little bit incomprehensible. 198 00:09:22.879 --> 00:09:23.919 Hard disagree, I. 199 00:09:25.759 --> 00:09:27.679 Yeah, I think I think it's a little lost in 200 00:09:27.720 --> 00:09:28.120 the sauce. 201 00:09:28.559 --> 00:09:30.879 One of the things I actually really really enjoy about 202 00:09:30.879 --> 00:09:33.000 this one is that it is it is a spy 203 00:09:33.159 --> 00:09:37.120 movie that like is just complicated enough sure to make 204 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:40.039 you feel smart when you figure it all out, and 205 00:09:40.480 --> 00:09:42.480 like to be like, oh, I know what's going on, 206 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:45.639 but like dumb enough that you could actually figure it out. 207 00:09:46.440 --> 00:09:49.000 They have They walked that line so perfectly in this 208 00:09:49.080 --> 00:09:51.799 movie that like anyone who watches it'll feel like, I 209 00:09:51.840 --> 00:09:53.600 did you know? I got it about halfway through. I 210 00:09:53.679 --> 00:09:56.320 knew what was coming. Yeah, And they're like, yeah, dummies, 211 00:09:56.480 --> 00:09:58.759 obviously we set it up for you like that, up 212 00:09:58.759 --> 00:09:59.639 for you exactly like that. 213 00:10:00.759 --> 00:10:04.200 And then I think there's a we have a lady problem. 214 00:10:04.480 --> 00:10:07.480 Oh well yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah we have 215 00:10:07.759 --> 00:10:08.440 yeah yeah. 216 00:10:08.559 --> 00:10:10.440 We're trying to make up for it with Kristin, Scott 217 00:10:10.440 --> 00:10:12.960 Thomas and Minisa Redgrave. And to be fair, they go 218 00:10:13.039 --> 00:10:16.919 a long way really goes a long way. I would 219 00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:18.759 probably give it about seventy five. What would you give it? 220 00:10:19.120 --> 00:10:21.440 I mean, i'd give it a ninety ninety five. Okay, 221 00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:23.759 here's one performance. It's terrible. We're gonna talk about it. 222 00:10:23.799 --> 00:10:26.919 But like, other than that, like see when he's dangling 223 00:10:27.000 --> 00:10:30.399 in Langley and the sweat is dripping off his glasses 224 00:10:30.440 --> 00:10:32.480 and it almost like sets off the alarm, and there's 225 00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:36.480 a guy shooting himself to death five feet away. It 226 00:10:36.559 --> 00:10:38.879 has ving rains, Guys, it has ving rains. It is 227 00:10:38.919 --> 00:10:43.639 a computer hacker, it has a melios is a computer hacker. 228 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:46.120 What more do you want? 229 00:10:46.240 --> 00:10:47.240 Honestly, I don't know. 230 00:10:47.440 --> 00:10:48.399 Yeah, I do want more. 231 00:10:48.440 --> 00:10:51.200 Kristin Scott Thomas, that was sure. Yeah, we'll get it. 232 00:10:51.279 --> 00:10:51.799 We'll get to that. 233 00:10:51.919 --> 00:10:55.480 Yeah, Erica, when did you first see Mission Impossible? 234 00:10:55.480 --> 00:10:57.320 I saw it in the theater. Okay, I saw it 235 00:10:57.399 --> 00:10:59.879 in the movie theater in nineteen ninety six, and I 236 00:11:00.440 --> 00:11:02.919 loved it. I have to admit, I haven't seen all 237 00:11:02.960 --> 00:11:05.120 the films in this franchise, but like, this is a 238 00:11:05.159 --> 00:11:08.200 franchise I really like. So Like when I pop in 239 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:11.000 and watch one of them, I'm I'm all in and 240 00:11:11.759 --> 00:11:14.039 there's a little bit of like a catch twenty two 241 00:11:14.039 --> 00:11:16.879 about Tom Cruise's whole like I do all my own 242 00:11:16.919 --> 00:11:20.399 stunts thing because it's like it's exciting to watch. I 243 00:11:20.440 --> 00:11:23.120 will admit, I like every time I watch one, especially 244 00:11:23.159 --> 00:11:24.720 one of the later ones, and I'm like, is he 245 00:11:24.759 --> 00:11:27.440 really gonna fall out of a fucking airplane and fight 246 00:11:27.519 --> 00:11:31.000 Henry Cavill in the sky? Yes, yes he is. Yeah, 247 00:11:31.120 --> 00:11:33.120 it's exciting and like part of it, part of the 248 00:11:33.240 --> 00:11:35.240 joy is knowing that it's all real. But at the 249 00:11:35.279 --> 00:11:37.120 same time, one of these days, Tom Cruise is gonna 250 00:11:37.120 --> 00:11:39.039 have an accident. It's gonna be really fucking bad. He's 251 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:41.559 gonna die, and we're all gonna feel or worse, we're 252 00:11:41.559 --> 00:11:43.679 all gonna feel really bad about it. And like I know, 253 00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:46.440 and I don't advance, I'm gonna feel really bad about it, 254 00:11:48.279 --> 00:11:51.639 but I don't care so much. Also, he's signed up 255 00:11:51.639 --> 00:11:52.559 for this. He knows what he's doing. 256 00:11:52.639 --> 00:11:55.240 Look, Tom Cruise has been famous since he was eighteen 257 00:11:55.320 --> 00:11:58.240 years old something like that. Like, obviously his brain has 258 00:11:58.240 --> 00:12:01.159 been pickled to the point where he thinks he thinks 259 00:12:01.240 --> 00:12:04.039 this is his calling. He thinks he's invincible to kill 260 00:12:04.159 --> 00:12:07.399 himself in the service of the movie industry. He has 261 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:11.039 made his deal. He understands. It's not a mystery. What's 262 00:12:11.080 --> 00:12:15.399 going to happen? Okay, okay, he seems to be okay 263 00:12:15.440 --> 00:12:15.720 with it. 264 00:12:15.879 --> 00:12:19.320 The one where he fucking climbs this in Dubais. 265 00:12:18.960 --> 00:12:20.320 The one I saw the bird Khalifa. 266 00:12:20.600 --> 00:12:25.519 Yes, come on, are we not entertained? I really enjoy 267 00:12:25.759 --> 00:12:27.720 the ones, all the ones I've seen, And I don't 268 00:12:27.759 --> 00:12:29.440 really know which ones I've seen, if I'm honest, because 269 00:12:29.440 --> 00:12:32.799 I mostly remember like the major setups, like that, they're 270 00:12:32.799 --> 00:12:35.519 well written, the actors are all really good. The one 271 00:12:35.559 --> 00:12:37.279 that has Philip Seymour Hoffman as the villain. 272 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:40.639 Oh dey shit, I've seen one of these. It's the 273 00:12:40.679 --> 00:12:42.519 one where he climbed the birge Khalifa, and I couldn't 274 00:12:42.559 --> 00:12:44.639 tell you nothing else about it. That's not an insult 275 00:12:44.679 --> 00:12:45.200 in the movie. 276 00:12:45.320 --> 00:12:47.960 I remember enjoying it because like what, that's all your 277 00:12:47.960 --> 00:12:50.480 brain can fathom, Like, wait, what am I? What am 278 00:12:50.519 --> 00:12:50.960 I watching? 279 00:12:51.200 --> 00:12:51.399 Yeah? 280 00:12:51.720 --> 00:12:53.879 The one with Henry Cavill and him fighting out out 281 00:12:53.919 --> 00:12:55.919 of an airplane. That's all I remember in that movie. 282 00:12:56.240 --> 00:13:00.759 I hope that's Fallout, because fall Out of I hope 283 00:13:00.799 --> 00:13:01.200 so too. 284 00:13:01.519 --> 00:13:04.080 I don't know I don't know. Maybe, yeah, it might be. 285 00:13:04.279 --> 00:13:06.240 The only one that I think is skippable is number two. 286 00:13:06.519 --> 00:13:07.960 I would say the John Wu one, which is a 287 00:13:07.960 --> 00:13:10.039 shame because it's very stylish. It's a John wu. 288 00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:12.120 Film, just for the just for the for the masses. 289 00:13:12.120 --> 00:13:13.480 You don't want to skip a number two if you 290 00:13:13.519 --> 00:13:15.639 have to go this is Mission Impossible number two? 291 00:13:15.720 --> 00:13:16.799 Yeah, skip that number two? 292 00:13:16.840 --> 00:13:18.279 Yeah, because you can go stap deck like that. 293 00:13:18.399 --> 00:13:20.000 Although you know who is the bad guy in number 294 00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:23.200 two and he's pretty hot. Do Gray Scott uh who 295 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:24.320 we loved in ever After? 296 00:13:24.600 --> 00:13:24.919 Yeah? 297 00:13:24.960 --> 00:13:27.639 Paul, when did you first see Mission Impossible? 298 00:13:27.799 --> 00:13:30.000 Yesterday? What? Yeah, I've never seen this? 299 00:13:30.159 --> 00:13:32.519 Wait, so you started with one of the others you 300 00:13:32.559 --> 00:13:34.240 started with, like Rogue Nation or whatever. 301 00:13:34.399 --> 00:13:38.080 I remember, like I saw it with my now husbands protocols, 302 00:13:38.120 --> 00:13:39.919 So I'm assuming I went on like a date with 303 00:13:40.000 --> 00:13:41.720 my husband to see it. Was like the movie to 304 00:13:41.759 --> 00:13:43.840 see what to go see a movie, because I again, 305 00:13:44.000 --> 00:13:47.039 I just have no inherent interest in these movies. I 306 00:13:47.679 --> 00:13:49.639 enjoyed this one and I enjoyed the one I saw, 307 00:13:49.960 --> 00:13:52.200 and by all accounts, it's like a great series. So 308 00:13:52.240 --> 00:13:54.919 maybe maybe we should do a Mission Impossible once we're 309 00:13:54.919 --> 00:13:58.320 getting paid our salaries for doing this podcast, and we 310 00:13:58.440 --> 00:14:01.840 have ample time producers to produce these episodes that aren't 311 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:04.080 me We should do a Mission Impossible full watch of 312 00:14:04.120 --> 00:14:04.559 the series. 313 00:14:04.759 --> 00:14:06.919 Really, the only only my only issue is the later 314 00:14:06.960 --> 00:14:07.600 ones get long. 315 00:14:07.919 --> 00:14:10.480 All the movies were we can start breaking up off once. 316 00:14:10.559 --> 00:14:13.080 Once we're making money off this hand over fist an 317 00:14:13.120 --> 00:14:16.279 hour long episode done, we will pick up where we left. 318 00:14:16.120 --> 00:14:20.320 Offne but honestly, like great franchise, kudos kudos to everyone 319 00:14:20.360 --> 00:14:22.879 involved in the in the Mission Impossible franchise. 320 00:14:22.559 --> 00:14:26.919 Yep Erica. The tagline for Mission Impossible was only the 321 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:28.120 mission matters. 322 00:14:28.399 --> 00:14:31.559 Okay, I think that's from like the first like from 323 00:14:31.559 --> 00:14:34.080 the TV show. Oh okay, I think your mission? Should 324 00:14:34.080 --> 00:14:36.679 you choose to accept it is right there? Yeah, it's 325 00:14:36.720 --> 00:14:37.200 right there? 326 00:14:37.799 --> 00:14:41.600 Or just choose to accept it something like a directive? Yeah, 327 00:14:42.039 --> 00:14:44.720 like you go to the movie theater. Yeah yeah, yeah, you. 328 00:14:44.639 --> 00:14:46.960 Eat popcorn and watch Tom Cruise almost fall off of 329 00:14:47.240 --> 00:14:48.120 a moving train. 330 00:14:48.320 --> 00:14:51.559 Yeah, come on, we workshop that for literally thirty seconds 331 00:14:51.600 --> 00:14:55.679 and improved it. Where is our money, Hollywood? Do you 332 00:14:55.679 --> 00:14:57.320 want to read the iTunes synopsis? Sure? 333 00:14:57.480 --> 00:15:01.600 When US Government operative Ethan hunt Tom Cruise and his 334 00:15:01.679 --> 00:15:05.720 mentor Jim Phelps John Voight go on a covert assignment 335 00:15:05.759 --> 00:15:08.960 that takes a disastrous turn. Jim is killed and Ethan 336 00:15:09.039 --> 00:15:13.320 becomes the prime murder suspect. Now a fugitive hunt recruits 337 00:15:13.360 --> 00:15:17.799 brilliant hacker Luthor stickle Ving Raims. Fuck yeah, and Maverick 338 00:15:17.840 --> 00:15:21.240 pilot Franz Kreeger is that guy supposed to be German? 339 00:15:21.279 --> 00:15:23.679 I was freaking up, blu. This is a huge point 340 00:15:23.759 --> 00:15:27.519 in my notes. Why would you hire because Genrenau plays this. 341 00:15:28.320 --> 00:15:30.240 Franz Kreeger is so German. 342 00:15:30.399 --> 00:15:31.399 It's such a German name. 343 00:15:31.600 --> 00:15:33.639 Practically Pretzel Pumpernickels. 344 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:38.720 That is Bunkers. That is because Okay, I like I heard, 345 00:15:38.840 --> 00:15:41.120 I hear it Kreeger the in the movie they call 346 00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:43.240 him Kreeger and I'm like, well, Creige, I don't know, 347 00:15:43.240 --> 00:15:44.840 maybe that's it. That is a French name and I'm 348 00:15:44.840 --> 00:15:46.720 just hearing it wrong. But now that I know his 349 00:15:46.759 --> 00:15:50.080 first name is Franz. Like, wait a minute, who was 350 00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:52.080 supposed to play this had dropped out? They got gen 351 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:53.039 Renau at the last second. 352 00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:53.399 Yeah. 353 00:15:53.720 --> 00:15:57.639 By the way, no notes on gen Rena excellent, But anyway, continuing, Uh, 354 00:15:57.960 --> 00:16:01.399 Maverick Pilot Franz Kreeger to help him sneak into a 355 00:16:01.440 --> 00:16:05.559 heavily guarded CIA building to retrieve a confidential computer file 356 00:16:05.799 --> 00:16:07.519 that will prove his innocence. 357 00:16:08.519 --> 00:16:10.960 It's a simplified version of the plot, but it's it's 358 00:16:11.000 --> 00:16:13.120 close enough that I'm willing to let all the all 359 00:16:13.120 --> 00:16:13.879 the illusions go. 360 00:16:13.960 --> 00:16:15.720 Well, yeah, because like if you really if you start 361 00:16:15.759 --> 00:16:17.600 to go into it and you're like, there's double crosses, 362 00:16:18.000 --> 00:16:21.200 there's tros, there's so much progue, progue, yeah, progue. It's 363 00:16:21.440 --> 00:16:22.559 as far as the eye can see. 364 00:16:22.679 --> 00:16:25.919 Yeah, locations, locations, great actors. 365 00:16:25.480 --> 00:16:33.240 Gorgeous scenery. Yes, actual synopsis. Her her her, huh really her, 366 00:16:33.279 --> 00:16:36.679 We're gonna We're gonna like pin everything on her her. Okay, 367 00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:40.320 oh look I get it. She's hot, She's smoking hot. 368 00:16:40.360 --> 00:16:44.039 She's also a particular kind of hot, like a nineties 369 00:16:44.600 --> 00:16:46.879 vulnerable is the word gamine. 370 00:16:46.759 --> 00:16:50.399 Yes, like hot, But there's also it's a very nineties 371 00:16:50.639 --> 00:16:54.120 like emaciated, skinny, I smug a lot of cigarettes, hot, 372 00:16:54.320 --> 00:16:56.879 like a like a heroin cheek, heroin chic. Yeah, yes, 373 00:16:56.960 --> 00:17:00.279 there's that. But I have not seen acting. This would 374 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:05.839 since the Geppetto players came to town. This is this 375 00:17:05.960 --> 00:17:06.920 is not even acting. 376 00:17:06.960 --> 00:17:14.400 I love the Geppetto players. Their marionette version of of 377 00:17:14.559 --> 00:17:16.839 Moby Dick changed my life. 378 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:23.000 I will never forget that bet marionette that played a hab. 379 00:17:27.599 --> 00:17:29.240 Now I actually do kind of want to see a 380 00:17:29.240 --> 00:17:31.640 puppet Moby Dick. I think that would actually be wild. 381 00:17:33.559 --> 00:17:35.640 I want to see what real puppeteers could do with 382 00:17:35.680 --> 00:17:37.559 the story of Boby Dick. I actually bet it would 383 00:17:37.559 --> 00:17:39.240 be fucking incredible. 384 00:17:39.559 --> 00:17:42.519 It would be heartbreaking, is what it would be. Heartbreaking. 385 00:17:43.000 --> 00:17:45.440 But yeah, my only like question on it because I 386 00:17:45.480 --> 00:17:47.880 looked her up because I was watching this and honestly 387 00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:51.599 was like, why why was this the casting choice made? 388 00:17:51.599 --> 00:17:56.440 And she has won numerous awards in France for acting, 389 00:17:56.480 --> 00:18:00.200 so I'm like, is this a language barrier? Was too great? 390 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:04.240 We thought we could overcome and we did not. Yeah, situation, 391 00:18:04.519 --> 00:18:05.960 but you're right, it's it's a her. 392 00:18:06.480 --> 00:18:09.640 Her Oh my god. Yeah, I like, and like there 393 00:18:09.720 --> 00:18:12.640 is sexual chemistry between them, so like I didn't mind 394 00:18:12.640 --> 00:18:15.440 that stuff, but like every time she spoke, I was like, girl. 395 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:20.279 Girl, this is all right. Well that is your lead up. 396 00:18:20.359 --> 00:18:22.759 Everyone stick around. We're gonna play a couple of commercials 397 00:18:22.839 --> 00:18:24.680 right here. If you don't want to listen to commercials. 398 00:18:24.680 --> 00:18:26.839 You skadadle on over to patreon dot com slash that 399 00:18:26.880 --> 00:18:29.119 age weel podcast. You sign up for any paid tier, 400 00:18:29.480 --> 00:18:32.400 you will get ad free episodes and more. But if 401 00:18:32.440 --> 00:18:34.279 you don't, we've got some commercials and then we're gonna 402 00:18:34.279 --> 00:18:36.599 come back and we're gonna take you through d dun 403 00:18:36.839 --> 00:18:50.839 dun dun dun dun dun dunn Mission Impossible, and we're back. 404 00:18:51.680 --> 00:18:55.079 We open in the midst of a spy operation in Kiev. 405 00:18:55.559 --> 00:18:58.799 Jack Harmon played by Emilio Estevez uncredited in the film, 406 00:18:59.039 --> 00:19:00.400 just an uncredited can oh. 407 00:19:00.359 --> 00:19:03.200 Because he was pretty famous. Actually, remember when we saw 408 00:19:03.240 --> 00:19:05.240 it in the theater, I was like, oh, merely Westvez 409 00:19:05.319 --> 00:19:08.160 is in this. I think next to Tom Cruise and 410 00:19:08.200 --> 00:19:11.119 maybe John Voight to certain like the old older audiences 411 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:13.359 MEI wests was by far the most famous person in 412 00:19:13.400 --> 00:19:13.720 the movie. 413 00:19:13.799 --> 00:19:16.960 Yeah, I would say, yeah. Jack is a security systems expert. 414 00:19:17.240 --> 00:19:19.559 He's watching a scene in a hotel room play out 415 00:19:19.559 --> 00:19:21.440 on a small TV screen in front of him. Right, 416 00:19:21.839 --> 00:19:28.119 Hannah Williams played by everyone buckle up ingeborga dapcunate wow 417 00:19:28.640 --> 00:19:33.440 wolf cunacte. You know what, I stopped murdering it. 418 00:19:33.440 --> 00:19:35.160 It's not his fault. You guys, I'm looking at the 419 00:19:35.240 --> 00:19:36.920 name and it is it's a long one. 420 00:19:36.920 --> 00:19:39.359 There are two dire critical marks in this last name, 421 00:19:39.359 --> 00:19:41.559 and I actually don't recognize either one. 422 00:19:41.920 --> 00:19:44.200 I think the second one is an accent, so it's 423 00:19:44.200 --> 00:19:45.880 like it goes up. I don't know, I don't know 424 00:19:45.920 --> 00:19:46.640 what that first one is. 425 00:19:48.279 --> 00:19:51.240 Hannah is a surveillance expert. She watches over Jack's shoulder 426 00:19:51.359 --> 00:19:54.839 in a drndal. That moment alone, the fact that you 427 00:19:54.880 --> 00:19:58.640 have someone very seriously standing there in a drndal, yeah, 428 00:19:59.440 --> 00:20:01.640 puts you in the right frame of mind for this movie. 429 00:20:01.759 --> 00:20:04.440 In the hotel room, an older man panics at the 430 00:20:04.559 --> 00:20:08.960 unmoving woman in lingerie on his bed. Another man, mustachioed 431 00:20:09.039 --> 00:20:11.680 and smoking a cigarette and a black coat, stalks through 432 00:20:11.720 --> 00:20:15.279 the room, demanding information from the panicking man, while Jack 433 00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:18.680 mutters under his breath, come on, she's been under too long. 434 00:20:18.880 --> 00:20:22.559 Come on say it, give us the information. The man 435 00:20:22.759 --> 00:20:25.519 gives up a name, Hannah, that's journd old lady. Uh 436 00:20:25.559 --> 00:20:29.599 huh springs into action. She brings some drug shots into 437 00:20:29.640 --> 00:20:32.599 the room, and the panicked man drinks from them. He 438 00:20:32.680 --> 00:20:36.519 promptly passes out, and the mustachioed man rushes to the door. 439 00:20:36.960 --> 00:20:39.799 The walls of the hotel room fall down to reveal 440 00:20:40.039 --> 00:20:43.319 that it's all a setup. This is something that this 441 00:20:43.359 --> 00:20:46.799 team has built in this enormous warehouse somewhere, and this 442 00:20:46.880 --> 00:20:50.400 man believes in an actual hotel. Absolutely no word on 443 00:20:50.480 --> 00:20:52.799 how they got him into the room in the first place. 444 00:20:52.960 --> 00:20:55.720 Oh, you know how these movies operate. They kidnapped the man, 445 00:20:55.759 --> 00:20:56.839 put a sack over his head. 446 00:20:57.079 --> 00:20:58.720 Yeah, but why does he think he's in there with 447 00:20:58.799 --> 00:21:02.759 like a hookup who died? He has to think he's 448 00:21:02.759 --> 00:21:07.400 in a hotel. Yeah, he's in trouble. 449 00:21:08.160 --> 00:21:09.680 Because he keeps thinking he's killed the woman. 450 00:21:09.920 --> 00:21:12.519 Yeah, all right, So honest, there's gonna be a lot 451 00:21:12.759 --> 00:21:15.839 of it in this movie of who cares? But who cares? 452 00:21:15.920 --> 00:21:19.079 It's fun? The answer is it's fun. The mustachioed man 453 00:21:19.279 --> 00:21:23.000 pulls off his face mask face face ramp, first face 454 00:21:23.079 --> 00:21:25.839 rip of the movie to reveal that he's really Ethan 455 00:21:25.960 --> 00:21:29.039 Hunt played by recently revealed in one of our episodes, 456 00:21:29.079 --> 00:21:30.240 Animatronic Tom. 457 00:21:30.119 --> 00:21:33.720 Cruise totally fully animatronicus. 458 00:21:32.559 --> 00:21:35.000 Animatronic in movies is Tom Cruise. 459 00:21:35.640 --> 00:21:38.599 He's entirely AI and has been since nineteen sixty four. 460 00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:41.880 Yeah, Ethan Hunt injects the woman in the bed with 461 00:21:41.960 --> 00:21:44.839 a solution. She wakes up as he hovers over her 462 00:21:44.880 --> 00:21:46.960 in concern. She's also covered in blood. Why is this 463 00:21:47.000 --> 00:21:49.200 woman covered in blood? We don't know. What does the 464 00:21:49.240 --> 00:21:52.400 man that has now passed out on the floor think happened? 465 00:21:54.599 --> 00:21:58.079 This woman is Claire Phelps. She is played by Emmanuel 466 00:21:58.480 --> 00:22:03.440 bert Bert. She is a getaway and transport specialist. Ethan 467 00:22:03.519 --> 00:22:06.799 hovers over her in concern. Now is the time where 468 00:22:06.799 --> 00:22:08.920 I'm just going to say there is a love triangle 469 00:22:08.960 --> 00:22:11.799 plot in this movie that was removed in post and 470 00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:13.160 you can tell. 471 00:22:13.279 --> 00:22:16.519 Yeah, these two were fucking. These two are definitely fucking. 472 00:22:16.599 --> 00:22:21.359 Yep. She says did we get him? And Ethan nods 473 00:22:21.359 --> 00:22:22.880 and says we got him? 474 00:22:24.759 --> 00:22:31.839 Dant excellent, no notes, perfect scene. We come back to 475 00:22:31.880 --> 00:22:35.160 find Jim Phelps played by John Voyd, doesn't age well, 476 00:22:35.160 --> 00:22:36.880 but we're going to move past that. He is the 477 00:22:36.880 --> 00:22:39.039 team leader of the group we just saw in action, 478 00:22:39.440 --> 00:22:42.519 and he's looking fondly at a picture of Claire, his wife. 479 00:22:42.559 --> 00:22:44.160 I'm gonna just say this now, there is a twenty 480 00:22:44.160 --> 00:22:46.160 five year age gap between these two actors, and it 481 00:22:46.240 --> 00:22:46.839 is weird. 482 00:22:47.079 --> 00:22:50.079 It's because she also looks so young. 483 00:22:50.240 --> 00:22:52.599 She's the same age as Tom Cruise, but like he 484 00:22:52.680 --> 00:22:55.160 looks older than her, and then John Voyd looks like 485 00:22:55.200 --> 00:22:57.440 her grandfather. It is, it's odd. 486 00:22:57.640 --> 00:22:59.680 If she was an American actress, she would have been 487 00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:02.599 playing teenagers on the CW until she was forty. Yes, 488 00:23:02.640 --> 00:23:03.799 that's just what she looks like. 489 00:23:03.880 --> 00:23:06.079 That's just how she exactly. Yeah, she's got this like 490 00:23:06.279 --> 00:23:09.319 dooe eyed, like innocence kind of thing going. The casting 491 00:23:09.319 --> 00:23:12.279 of Claire is is like my only major bone to 492 00:23:12.279 --> 00:23:14.559 pick with the movie, not just because I don't think 493 00:23:14.559 --> 00:23:17.559 she's particularly good and she's not, and you're not wrong, 494 00:23:17.640 --> 00:23:20.200 the performance is bad, but also like she just looks 495 00:23:20.319 --> 00:23:23.079 weird with these men. Yeah, I don't buy that she's 496 00:23:23.079 --> 00:23:24.640 married to Jim for a hot second. 497 00:23:24.759 --> 00:23:24.839 No. 498 00:23:25.000 --> 00:23:27.440 So anyway, he's looking at a picture of his wife, Claire, 499 00:23:27.480 --> 00:23:29.480 the lady that we saw in the last scene on 500 00:23:29.559 --> 00:23:32.400 the bed, and a flight attendant offers him a movie, 501 00:23:32.519 --> 00:23:34.680 and he says he prefers the theater, and this is 502 00:23:34.680 --> 00:23:37.279 where Erica goes. Even the flight attendants or spies. 503 00:23:38.200 --> 00:23:39.039 Okay, is that on. 504 00:23:39.079 --> 00:23:41.720 Every flight I've ever taken? On every flight have I ever? 505 00:23:41.920 --> 00:23:44.200 Is there been a secret spy on that flight. Who's 506 00:23:44.200 --> 00:23:47.200 just waiting for a man in first class to be like, sir, 507 00:23:47.599 --> 00:23:50.240 can I offer you some special entertainment? 508 00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:55.480 The IMF, according to this movie, is employing agents all 509 00:23:55.559 --> 00:24:00.240 over it, embedded in all different airlines, yes, to give 510 00:24:00.400 --> 00:24:04.480 tapes to their agents when because this is a commercial flight, yeah, 511 00:24:04.759 --> 00:24:07.519 it is not a like a private plane. Because if 512 00:24:07.519 --> 00:24:09.279 it was a private IMF plane, why would you just 513 00:24:09.279 --> 00:24:11.000 not go up and be like you have an assignment, sir, 514 00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:11.839 you have an assignment? 515 00:24:11.960 --> 00:24:12.839 Pay attention, sir. 516 00:24:13.759 --> 00:24:13.960 Yeah. 517 00:24:14.039 --> 00:24:17.680 No, he's on like Delta flight for sixty six out 518 00:24:17.720 --> 00:24:20.680 of New Brunswick. Like what the fuck? So the flight 519 00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:22.799 attendant says, would you like a movie? He says, I 520 00:24:22.839 --> 00:24:25.640 prefer the theater. This is all code. And she says, 521 00:24:25.680 --> 00:24:28.839 would you consider the cinema of the Ukraine? And he's 522 00:24:28.839 --> 00:24:31.920 like oh, and she hands him like I'm not kidding you, guys. 523 00:24:32.920 --> 00:24:34.680 Even in nineteen ninety six has had to have been 524 00:24:34.720 --> 00:24:36.839 old timey technology. And I was like, what the fuck 525 00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:40.160 am I looking at? So he's in first class and 526 00:24:40.599 --> 00:24:43.400 in nineteen ninety six, I've never flown in first class, 527 00:24:43.400 --> 00:24:45.319 but I imagine in nineteen ninety six it would have 528 00:24:45.319 --> 00:24:48.160 been like maybe this back in coach with the rest 529 00:24:48.200 --> 00:24:50.920 of us back in steerage, there was like one screen 530 00:24:50.960 --> 00:24:53.400 where we could all watch the same fucking movie or 531 00:24:53.440 --> 00:24:55.119 go to sleep, and those are your two options on 532 00:24:55.160 --> 00:24:57.839 an airplane. Ye, but everyone here seems to have their 533 00:24:57.839 --> 00:25:00.680 own like individual screen with like it looks like an 534 00:25:00.720 --> 00:25:01.799 old timey VCR. 535 00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:02.279 Yeah. 536 00:25:02.279 --> 00:25:04.759 If you are older than us and fancy and understood 537 00:25:04.759 --> 00:25:07.519 first class. First class looked like in nineteen ninety six, 538 00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:09.640 please reach out and let me know is this the thing? 539 00:25:10.000 --> 00:25:12.680 Because it was this broke my brain for like three 540 00:25:12.680 --> 00:25:14.519 minutes of the movie. I had to rewind and be like, wait, 541 00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:17.440 what am I watching? Uh huh Okay, Anyway, he puts 542 00:25:17.440 --> 00:25:21.160 this tape in and receives his mission, should he choose 543 00:25:21.200 --> 00:25:26.279 to accept it. Alexander Galatsen, an attache in Prague, has 544 00:25:26.279 --> 00:25:30.440 stolen one half of a CIA non official cover list 545 00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:33.039 aka knock list. Yeah, they're just going to call it 546 00:25:33.039 --> 00:25:34.440 a knock list for the rest of the movie. 547 00:25:34.480 --> 00:25:36.759 You're gonna hear the term knocklist a lot. This is 548 00:25:36.759 --> 00:25:37.359 what we're talking. 549 00:25:37.240 --> 00:25:40.000 About, me cover list for all the agents. Right, Gallatsin 550 00:25:40.119 --> 00:25:42.400 has the half with the code names, and now he 551 00:25:42.480 --> 00:25:44.960 needs the other half with the spies real identities to 552 00:25:45.400 --> 00:25:45.960 match them up. 553 00:25:46.079 --> 00:25:47.839 Yep, I had a question, Eric, Yes. 554 00:25:47.720 --> 00:25:49.319 Paul is raising his hand, Yes. 555 00:25:49.160 --> 00:25:53.440 Paul, yes, if you have the spies code names, uh huh, 556 00:25:53.480 --> 00:25:55.680 why do you need their real names? I presume this 557 00:25:55.799 --> 00:25:57.200 is just to sell it to people who want to 558 00:25:57.279 --> 00:26:01.759 kill these spies. Yes, so John's Smith is a spy, 559 00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:05.240 Go kill them? Do you care what the spy's real 560 00:26:05.279 --> 00:26:06.480 identity is? Who? 561 00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:09.319 Oh? I guess, because the best way to kill a spy, 562 00:26:09.920 --> 00:26:11.440 this is me entirely making this up. 563 00:26:11.559 --> 00:26:13.839 Yeah, pull it out your ass. You're working the magics happens. 564 00:26:13.880 --> 00:26:16.000 The movie didn't didn't do this work. I'm doing it. 565 00:26:16.119 --> 00:26:17.759 The best way to kill a spy is to get 566 00:26:17.799 --> 00:26:20.759 them when they're not working, like because the fucking spy 567 00:26:20.799 --> 00:26:22.960 has to go home and pay pay their like electric 568 00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:26.240 bill and like feed the dog. Right, So, like you 569 00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:28.079 got to get them at that moment, and when they're 570 00:26:28.079 --> 00:26:31.160 not John Smith, when they're you know, Alex Trebek, right, 571 00:26:31.359 --> 00:26:35.319 and you famous famously a spy. He was hiding in 572 00:26:35.359 --> 00:26:36.960 plain sight the whole time. 573 00:26:36.799 --> 00:26:38.920 The Canadians had him implanted years ago. 574 00:26:39.039 --> 00:26:41.839 Every single one of those clues it was a top 575 00:26:41.880 --> 00:26:46.680 secret American secret. Okay, So That's my theory is you 576 00:26:46.680 --> 00:26:48.960 do need their real names also, because you can. You 577 00:26:49.000 --> 00:26:50.599 can get them this is terrible. You can get them 578 00:26:50.599 --> 00:26:52.640 where it hurts. You can find out who their families are. Okay, 579 00:26:52.680 --> 00:26:54.480 So he has the half with just the code names. 580 00:26:54.720 --> 00:26:57.200 He plans to steal the other half at a reception 581 00:26:57.400 --> 00:27:00.000 in Prague the following night. If I learned nothing else 582 00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:03.039 from the TV show Eightliast is that every single fancy 583 00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:06.000 party is actually about spies. Correct, It's just a roomful 584 00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:08.799 of spies doing spy shit, and like one DJ who 585 00:27:08.799 --> 00:27:10.200 doesn't understand why he's there. 586 00:27:10.359 --> 00:27:12.920 Yeah, yeah, correct, one DJ is just a disappointment to 587 00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:15.680 his parents and the rest of the room. 588 00:27:15.759 --> 00:27:17.920 Or tango dancing spies a la true lives. 589 00:27:18.079 --> 00:27:18.319 Yeah. 590 00:27:18.359 --> 00:27:21.640 So Jim's mission is to obtain photographic proof of the 591 00:27:21.640 --> 00:27:25.839 theft Shadow gleats into his buyer and apprehend them both. 592 00:27:26.039 --> 00:27:28.480 The team is already in place everyone we met earlier, 593 00:27:28.519 --> 00:27:33.319 plus Sarah Davies played by the wonderful Kristin Scott Thomas. Indeed, 594 00:27:33.480 --> 00:27:37.000 she is an infiltration expert, and she is already undercover 595 00:27:37.119 --> 00:27:39.000 at the embassy. She's been there for weeks. 596 00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:39.759 She's doing the work. 597 00:27:39.920 --> 00:27:42.759 The tape message includes a reminder that anyone who is 598 00:27:42.839 --> 00:27:46.519 discovered will be disavowed by the US government. So basically, 599 00:27:46.519 --> 00:27:48.720 you're on your own should this leak out and get 600 00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:50.119 you know, the government can't help you. 601 00:27:50.240 --> 00:27:51.880 The governments a new phone who dis. 602 00:27:52.279 --> 00:27:55.519 Exactly the tape then reminds him that it will self 603 00:27:55.519 --> 00:27:58.119 destruct in five seconds, right, so he starts to light 604 00:27:58.119 --> 00:28:00.440 a cigarette. Jim lights a cigarette to hide the like 605 00:28:00.680 --> 00:28:02.880 puff cloud of fart smoke that comes out of the 606 00:28:03.279 --> 00:28:04.960 Beta Max player in the airplane. 607 00:28:06.039 --> 00:28:07.960 Do you think he takes the tape out? Like what 608 00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:08.880 happens the tape. 609 00:28:08.680 --> 00:28:11.000 Because that poor flight attendant has to deal with hit. 610 00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:13.880 Presumptively, we want the Beta Max player to be working 611 00:28:14.319 --> 00:28:16.720 for the next fancy person. 612 00:28:16.599 --> 00:28:18.359 So that means Delta is hant on it too. 613 00:28:19.279 --> 00:28:21.319 Like this web is ever. 614 00:28:21.200 --> 00:28:23.200 Experienced, it goes all the way to the top. 615 00:28:25.319 --> 00:28:28.880 So we cut to Prague. Jim is debriefing his team 616 00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:31.200 on the plan. This is the team that we've all met. 617 00:28:31.240 --> 00:28:33.799 He's giving them their assignments. He reminds him that if 618 00:28:33.839 --> 00:28:38.200 he calls a boort, everyone should walk away immediately and 619 00:28:38.359 --> 00:28:40.880 regroup back at their hideout at four am. 620 00:28:41.240 --> 00:28:44.920 He actually says at oh four hundred. That's four am. 621 00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:48.200 And I'm like, they're professional spies. Have to know that, buddy, 622 00:28:48.240 --> 00:28:52.480 they're international professional spies. They understand what four hundred is. 623 00:28:52.519 --> 00:28:55.480 Yes, If I know what four hundred is, they know, 624 00:28:55.720 --> 00:28:56.279 They fucking know. 625 00:28:56.400 --> 00:28:58.839 The German lady knows four hundred is. 626 00:28:58.880 --> 00:29:01.039 I don't get confused and till we go above twelve, 627 00:29:01.160 --> 00:29:03.279 then I get very confused and upset. 628 00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:05.079 Ry fifteen o'clock, what even is that? 629 00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:10.880 Go fuck yourself. The team agrees. Then everyone starts joking around. 630 00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:13.519 They start clowning on Jim that they missed him on 631 00:29:13.559 --> 00:29:16.880 their Kiev job. He tells them he was in Chicago 632 00:29:16.960 --> 00:29:19.279 at the Drake Hotel and they joke about him getting 633 00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:20.400 soft in his old age. 634 00:29:20.599 --> 00:29:24.039 Oh you you're recruiting people in Chicago staying at a 635 00:29:24.079 --> 00:29:25.480 fancy schmancy hotel. 636 00:29:26.839 --> 00:29:29.920 He tells them to get serious. If that list gets out, 637 00:29:30.160 --> 00:29:32.640 agents like them are gonna get executed. 638 00:29:32.720 --> 00:29:33.559 It's a big fucking deal. 639 00:29:33.599 --> 00:29:36.519 You say serious, serious you guys, stop it, stop it, 640 00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:38.000 stop it, stop laughing. 641 00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:39.599 And then he sits down and someone put a whoope 642 00:29:39.599 --> 00:29:46.519 cushion on his seat. He's like, guys, no, no, this 643 00:29:46.599 --> 00:29:47.799 is this is spy shit. 644 00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:51.160 What are you doing, and his wife just smokes a 645 00:29:51.160 --> 00:29:53.319 cigarettes like I did not understand the mouth and Huma, 646 00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:54.119 you are so real. 647 00:29:56.160 --> 00:29:58.480 We cut to Jack. That's Emilio Stevez handy. 648 00:29:58.519 --> 00:30:01.000 He's like the he's cute. 649 00:30:01.000 --> 00:30:03.079 So he's handing out their mission gear and that's our 650 00:30:03.160 --> 00:30:06.039 way for the audience to start understanding like what they're 651 00:30:06.079 --> 00:30:08.599 working with. Sarah gets a pair of glasses with a 652 00:30:08.680 --> 00:30:12.119 video camera on them. Ethan gets to see the person 653 00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:15.960 he'll be impersonating at the reception, and it's an actual 654 00:30:16.119 --> 00:30:18.680 US senator, not in real life in the movie, but 655 00:30:18.759 --> 00:30:21.559 basically this is before the Internet, so people can't be like, 656 00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:24.759 what the fuck the senator is not it says here 657 00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:27.119 on in a post that he's in He's in Scotland. 658 00:30:27.160 --> 00:30:29.720 Why is he in Prague? So he sees the person 659 00:30:29.759 --> 00:30:32.480 he'll be impersonating, and he gets this stick of gum 660 00:30:32.559 --> 00:30:35.119 that if that's like red on one side, green on 661 00:30:35.160 --> 00:30:38.359 the other, and if he mashes them together, they will 662 00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:38.960 create an. 663 00:30:38.839 --> 00:30:41.640 Explosive I have one note about this, well, it's kind 664 00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:44.200 of two notes about the gum. One he should have 665 00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:47.279 been given two sticks. Should be given two sticks of gum? 666 00:30:47.319 --> 00:30:51.000 And two what is the situation in this mission that 667 00:30:51.039 --> 00:30:54.319 they're doing, where the level of explosive that this gum 668 00:30:54.400 --> 00:30:56.359 turns out to be is going to be useful. 669 00:30:56.759 --> 00:30:58.920 I guess to create a diversion. 670 00:30:59.160 --> 00:31:01.559 Because it's pitched something to get you into a door 671 00:31:01.599 --> 00:31:02.079 that's locked. 672 00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:03.079 That is what he says. 673 00:31:03.160 --> 00:31:05.599 Yeah, right, I was expecting it to be a little like, 674 00:31:06.160 --> 00:31:07.559 you know, like, oh, okay, you put it in the 675 00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:09.599 lock and it just destroys in stuff. It makes sense, right, 676 00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:12.200 that's not what it is. It's a grenade. 677 00:31:12.400 --> 00:31:14.720 Honestly, if one stick of gum should do that, that's 678 00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:17.920 when you hand him a whole juicy fruit pack twenty sticks, 679 00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:19.880 and you're like, if you really get into a fucking 680 00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:23.200 ye pickle, this is this is an atom bomb in 681 00:31:23.240 --> 00:31:25.519 your pocket. Yeah, just don't chew it, he says, which 682 00:31:25.519 --> 00:31:26.119 is very funny. 683 00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:28.960 So we cut to the night of the operation. Jack 684 00:31:29.160 --> 00:31:31.599 makes his way into the elevator shaft where he'll be 685 00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:34.440 hacking into the security system. That's Emilio Estevez. He's in 686 00:31:34.440 --> 00:31:36.079 the elevator shaft on top of the elevator. 687 00:31:36.119 --> 00:31:38.720 He's kind of hot in nineteen ninety six, right, he is, Yeah, 688 00:31:38.759 --> 00:31:41.680 this is I forgot he was really attractive in the nineties. 689 00:31:42.200 --> 00:31:45.240 Sarah, that's Kristin Scott Thomas rushes up to Ethan to 690 00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:47.720 point out Galitzin arriving. So we're getting we have a 691 00:31:47.759 --> 00:31:50.640 lot of like POV shots. So we're in Ethan's POV 692 00:31:50.759 --> 00:31:53.319 at this moment, which is it? They do a lot 693 00:31:53.359 --> 00:31:56.160 of them, and I'm like, was this like like edgy 694 00:31:56.160 --> 00:31:57.799 filmmaking this moment in time? 695 00:31:57.839 --> 00:32:00.599 I don't know Ryan to Palma, remember you've seen other 696 00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:03.079 films of his. He loves this shit. Yeah, he lives 697 00:32:03.079 --> 00:32:05.839 for a POV. But also I think this helps with 698 00:32:05.880 --> 00:32:07.759 the reveal of like when we see. 699 00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:10.359 Him when the camera turns around in the old. 700 00:32:10.200 --> 00:32:12.799 Man makeup, and they do a fucking great job they do. 701 00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:15.519 So Sarah and Ethan are together. Now Hannah takes her 702 00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:18.559 place on the grand staircase. Okay, so this is a 703 00:32:18.599 --> 00:32:22.160 grand ballroom. They have Hannah wearing. 704 00:32:21.880 --> 00:32:23.559 Hanna is the German lady played. 705 00:32:23.240 --> 00:32:27.759 By Ingeborgan rumpel Stelt skin. 706 00:32:28.240 --> 00:32:35.920 No you hear that? That's our German listener's going nine nine. 707 00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:40.480 Everyone else is in like ball gowns and tuxes. They 708 00:32:40.480 --> 00:32:42.920 have this woman who's who is a spy. She is 709 00:32:43.000 --> 00:32:48.079 meant to blend in standing on a grand staircase. She 710 00:32:48.200 --> 00:32:52.039 is wearing like an oxygenated avocado green button down top 711 00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:54.839 that's tied in the middle and a pair of glasses 712 00:32:54.920 --> 00:32:57.200 in like a kind of a sickly yellow that clashed 713 00:32:57.200 --> 00:32:57.640 with the top. 714 00:32:57.839 --> 00:32:58.480 It's weird. 715 00:32:58.839 --> 00:33:01.960 She looks she stands out like a sort. 716 00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:04.839 Of she looks like someone's like date that they bought. Yeah, 717 00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:07.920 it's a classy escort, but it's it doesn't fit in 718 00:33:08.440 --> 00:33:10.960 the crowd is like all older people in tuxedos and 719 00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:13.559 ball gowns. And she looks like a seventies like disco 720 00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:14.400 dann She she looks. 721 00:33:14.279 --> 00:33:15.640 Like she's going to an Elton John Connon. 722 00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:18.839 She's a very hot lady and so she sticks out anyway. 723 00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:21.720 She's like a hot blonde lady just standing on the 724 00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:24.920 staircase staring at everyone. No one talks to her. Are 725 00:33:24.920 --> 00:33:27.039 we meant to believe that? No one at this party 726 00:33:27.759 --> 00:33:30.119 is like, so, what's your story? Can I get you 727 00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:32.839 a drink? Let's let's chit chat? Like what what? 728 00:33:33.119 --> 00:33:33.480 Yeah? 729 00:33:33.559 --> 00:33:35.839 She she does not blend in. 730 00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:38.480 Who is she played by? 731 00:33:38.559 --> 00:33:54.559 Yeah, she's played by Schnitzel von Trap. 732 00:33:49.319 --> 00:33:54.680 Is a solid drag queen. Nae. That's that's not bad 733 00:33:54.799 --> 00:34:01.240 at all. So Sarah mark skill sin by spraying him 734 00:34:01.279 --> 00:34:02.079 with some perfume. 735 00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:04.839 Can I have to pause? I'm so sorry to keep stopping. 736 00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:07.359 I know why you're stopping, though, and you need to. 737 00:34:07.440 --> 00:34:08.199 It's we have to. 738 00:34:08.519 --> 00:34:11.320 This makes me so annoyed that they made Kristen Scott 739 00:34:11.360 --> 00:34:15.960 Thomas the worst spy. She is bad at this. So 740 00:34:16.119 --> 00:34:18.719 first of all, when Ethan approaches her, we get it 741 00:34:18.760 --> 00:34:22.400 from his perspective and she's like, oh, hello, Senator, nice 742 00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:25.000 to see you. And then she like she she's still 743 00:34:25.000 --> 00:34:26.800 standing like a foot away from him, and I get 744 00:34:26.800 --> 00:34:29.599 it because it's a camera she's looking at, not a person, 745 00:34:29.840 --> 00:34:31.559 but she's like sitting a foot away from him, and 746 00:34:31.559 --> 00:34:37.559 she's like the target is over there, like everyone heard you, 747 00:34:38.440 --> 00:34:41.880 everyone heard what you said. And now when she's spraying 748 00:34:41.960 --> 00:34:45.079 this guy with like, yeah, the fake perfume to mark him, 749 00:34:46.039 --> 00:34:46.960 you do it? I can't. 750 00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:50.079 She like lifts up her arm like like she's a 751 00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:52.440 Romanesque statue posing and like sprays. 752 00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:55.320 She looks like she's like in the movie Challenge Her. 753 00:34:55.360 --> 00:34:56.480 She's about to do a serve. 754 00:34:57.159 --> 00:34:59.480 She looks like she's throwing salt over her shoulder because 755 00:34:59.480 --> 00:35:01.519 she accidentally filled some it's so obvious. 756 00:35:01.639 --> 00:35:04.960 It's so obvious she's just spraying perfume around this room. 757 00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:07.639 I'm like, bitch, you need to be better at this 758 00:35:07.880 --> 00:35:10.199 better And it's annoying to me because I'm now just 759 00:35:10.239 --> 00:35:12.039 spoil this part. Like she's not gonna be in this 760 00:35:12.079 --> 00:35:15.199 movie for much longer, and like I would have I 761 00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:18.239 would have put her in the Emmanuel Barrett role. Yeah, 762 00:35:18.320 --> 00:35:20.960 she's slightly older than Tom Cruise probably, but who cares, 763 00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:24.280 and like who cares? And like she would have fucking 764 00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:25.599 nailed that part. 765 00:35:25.960 --> 00:35:29.440 So this perfume is spraying on Gilitsin's head. It Hannah's 766 00:35:29.480 --> 00:35:38.400 ugly glasses. Hannah, who's of course played by Unikua sauer Kraut, 767 00:35:44.599 --> 00:35:47.320 perceives this perfume as a yellow dot on his head 768 00:35:47.440 --> 00:35:49.280 through her glasses so she can keep an eye on 769 00:35:49.320 --> 00:35:53.599 Galitsin as he moves throughout the party. Sarah leads Ethan 770 00:35:53.639 --> 00:35:56.159 on a tour while Jack from the top of the 771 00:35:56.199 --> 00:35:58.920 elevator or attacking to the system grants them access to 772 00:35:58.960 --> 00:35:59.960 the restricted floor. 773 00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:02.719 So Ethan and Sarah head down to the office and 774 00:36:02.719 --> 00:36:06.119 set up Ethan's glasses to record the computer terminal so 775 00:36:06.119 --> 00:36:08.599 that they'll get the required photographic evidence of the leads 776 00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:12.079 and stealing this the list. Meanwhile, Hannah, who that's the 777 00:36:12.599 --> 00:36:16.039 character played by Ryan von linden Tree. 778 00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:23.679 What if she's not? Even are we positives? She's German? No? No, 779 00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:24.599 she might be Dutch. 780 00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:28.840 That name, actually, the way it was spelled, actually does 781 00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:32.840 not suggest German. That suggests either Dutch or maybe Swedish. 782 00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:35.480 And I've just decided to rag on Germans. 783 00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:42.519 Today played by a young Angela Merkel before her chancellorship. 784 00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:45.159 Played by Angela von Donnerschmidt. 785 00:36:49.320 --> 00:36:54.440 Hey, listeners, future Paul here, this actress is Lithuanian. She 786 00:36:54.679 --> 00:36:57.159 is not German. We will have fun with her being 787 00:36:57.199 --> 00:37:00.159 German for pretty much the rest of this episode, but 788 00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:02.920 you know, enjoy it with us. The Germans have done 789 00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:04.920 nothing to deserve this. But I don't know any traditional 790 00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:11.480 Lithuanian things. I'm guessing they're Russian inspired, so perhaps Tatiana deborched. 791 00:37:14.239 --> 00:37:17.079 So Hannah reports that Glitzen is on his way to them, 792 00:37:17.079 --> 00:37:20.079 because she's the one watching him, being total fly on 793 00:37:20.119 --> 00:37:22.280 the wall at this party, things start to go a 794 00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:24.679 little pear shaped when it becomes clear that Jack is 795 00:37:24.719 --> 00:37:28.119 no longer in control of the elevators. Jim that's John 796 00:37:28.159 --> 00:37:31.039 Voyd from his position at their hideout miles away is 797 00:37:31.079 --> 00:37:33.920 ostensibly or like out not in. The building opens the 798 00:37:33.960 --> 00:37:37.480 elevator doors and Ethan and Sarah manage to hide under 799 00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:40.960 the elevator bank as Glitzen heads into the office. Very exciting, 800 00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:43.559 they jump under the elevator. They send the message that 801 00:37:43.559 --> 00:37:46.559 they'll get to Claire on transport in five minutes. So 802 00:37:46.639 --> 00:37:48.039 Claire's outside the hot. 803 00:37:47.920 --> 00:37:49.239 Lady, Yeah, the. 804 00:37:50.679 --> 00:37:53.159 Demolition's expert on this team, moving. 805 00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:54.239 On grand support expert. 806 00:37:54.400 --> 00:37:56.079 Yeah, but I but I in my brain that also 807 00:37:56.079 --> 00:37:59.880 includes demolitions. Sure, because if you're a good getaway, you 808 00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:01.480 also know how to blow some shit up. 809 00:38:01.519 --> 00:38:02.599 Fair enough, fair enough. 810 00:38:02.519 --> 00:38:03.599 Yeah, she's the getaway driver. 811 00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:06.920 Ethan and Sarah head outside because they want to observe 812 00:38:06.960 --> 00:38:09.159 Galitzin when he leaves. Remember they have they're supposed to 813 00:38:09.159 --> 00:38:11.880 get an id on his on his buyer, and they're 814 00:38:11.880 --> 00:38:13.800 supposed to apprehend the two of them as well. Ethan 815 00:38:13.920 --> 00:38:20.400 tells Hannah that's that is the lovely actress played played 816 00:38:20.440 --> 00:38:26.840 by played by Dagmar von Hedwig. He tells her to 817 00:38:26.880 --> 00:38:30.679 head to the getaway car with Claire. Unfortunately, while Jack 818 00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:33.800 is still sitting on the elevator, it starts to rise, 819 00:38:34.280 --> 00:38:37.119 and he's like, what's going on? What's going on? Jim says, 820 00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:39.719 I don't have control either, enough control either. Up. The 821 00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:42.920 elevator goes the clause that it's going to like settle 822 00:38:42.960 --> 00:38:46.239 into on the top, come down, and Jack is impelled 823 00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:48.119 with a squelch that was. 824 00:38:48.320 --> 00:38:50.440 More hardcore than I remembered it being. And like when 825 00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:52.400 I saw it last night, I was like, whoa, yikes. 826 00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:55.360 To be clear, you don't see anything, you hear it. 827 00:38:55.159 --> 00:38:57.039 It's the sound effect that is hardcore. 828 00:38:57.079 --> 00:38:59.360 It's the sound of Also the fact I remember when 829 00:38:59.360 --> 00:39:01.880 I saw this ineteen ninety six being like, whoa, it killed. 830 00:39:01.719 --> 00:39:03.719 Him in the westvis same You're a scream? 831 00:39:04.280 --> 00:39:06.679 Did early? Drew Barrymore exited that film. 832 00:39:06.760 --> 00:39:08.599 And they do do a good job of creating this 833 00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:10.920 very like you think you're gonna be with this team 834 00:39:10.920 --> 00:39:11.480 the whole movie. 835 00:39:11.559 --> 00:39:14.079 Yeah, they have so much chemistry, except for the one 836 00:39:14.159 --> 00:39:15.079 lady played. 837 00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:17.039 By but you'll know she basically doesn't speak during that 838 00:39:17.079 --> 00:39:17.440 first time. 839 00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:21.599 One Marionette lady from the GETO players. I mean, honestly, 840 00:39:21.679 --> 00:39:23.719 if you want someone that looks this beautiful, because she 841 00:39:23.760 --> 00:39:26.199 looks just like Kate Moss just hired Kate Moss. I 842 00:39:26.199 --> 00:39:28.360 don't care if Kate Moss can act. Just the joy 843 00:39:28.360 --> 00:39:30.360 of watching Kate Moss in a movie would have been enough. 844 00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:35.119 So Jim tells Ethan Man down, stay where you are. 845 00:39:35.280 --> 00:39:38.440 I'm on my way. They don't retrieve Jack's body. 846 00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:42.800 I was thinking about this. That's gonna smell that embassy 847 00:39:42.840 --> 00:39:45.360 staff like a week later is gonna be like, there's 848 00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:46.599 something in the elevator. 849 00:39:46.679 --> 00:39:47.679 You're a dead rat. 850 00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:50.360 In the fucking elevator bank. That's like claw well because 851 00:39:50.360 --> 00:39:53.159 also ostensibly he fucked up the elevator bank with his 852 00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:55.719 dead body, and so they're gonna have to be like, 853 00:39:55.719 --> 00:39:58.039 can we go get some elevator repairman? And those poor 854 00:39:58.079 --> 00:40:01.159 repair men are gonna be like, oh money, yikes. 855 00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:01.519 Yeah. 856 00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:05.239 So Jim rushes through the night. By the way, has 857 00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:08.519 Prague ever progged so hard than in this film The 858 00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:12.760 Mist This movie is a forty five minute advertisement for Prague. 859 00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:15.079 The first forty five minutes it just could not look 860 00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:17.639 more beautiful. So he rushes through the night through the 861 00:40:17.679 --> 00:40:20.199 mists of Prague. He reports to his team that he 862 00:40:20.199 --> 00:40:22.000 has a shadow. He's like, guys, I have a shadow. 863 00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:25.480 Everyone aboard, we are being ambushed, like We've already lost 864 00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:28.960 a man and now I'm being tailed. Ethan fights back. 865 00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:30.599 He's like, no, no, no, Galitsin is on the move. 866 00:40:30.639 --> 00:40:33.199 I have eyes on him. He's on the move. Remember, 867 00:40:33.519 --> 00:40:35.760 like Galatzan has a thing that if it gets out 868 00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:38.480 to like the wrong person, literally every single agent in 869 00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:41.719 the world is like in Mortal Danger, right, the stakes 870 00:40:41.760 --> 00:40:44.880 are very high. Jim insists, we have to abort this. 871 00:40:45.079 --> 00:40:47.880 Where someone is on to us, we are fucked. He 872 00:40:47.880 --> 00:40:49.480 doesn't say that because I don't think it's a very 873 00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:51.639 far movie. But Ethan's like, no, we can't do this. 874 00:40:51.760 --> 00:40:55.119 He tells Sarah to tail Glitzen against Jim's orders. So 875 00:40:55.199 --> 00:40:59.360 Sarah follows Glitzen down a very foggy riverbank while Ethan 876 00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:02.000 splinter off from her to go help Jim. And as 877 00:41:02.039 --> 00:41:04.760 he's walking towards the bridge where Jim is, he sees 878 00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:07.039 Claire in the getaway car on his way. They make 879 00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:09.639 eye contact, like we all know that this has gone 880 00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:12.880 south and now Ethan's kind of gone rogue. Jim tells 881 00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:15.000 them that the frequency is being watched and to cut 882 00:41:15.039 --> 00:41:15.960 off all communication. 883 00:41:16.199 --> 00:41:19.159 Ethan's almost to the bridge. He hears a gunshot and 884 00:41:19.199 --> 00:41:22.599 sees on his CCTV that's on his watch, because that's 885 00:41:22.599 --> 00:41:24.039 apparently something that they had. 886 00:41:23.960 --> 00:41:25.920 That made me laugh every time someone had one. I 887 00:41:26.000 --> 00:41:28.480 think that's from the OGTV show. Okay, I think that's 888 00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:31.679 why the technology is both very modern in places in 889 00:41:31.719 --> 00:41:33.559 the movie and very old fashioned. 890 00:41:33.639 --> 00:41:36.840 Sure that makes sense. He looks on the CCTV camera. 891 00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:40.719 He sees Jim's bloody hands, and he hears Jim say Ethan, 892 00:41:41.199 --> 00:41:42.639 and then we cut to the bridge and we see 893 00:41:42.719 --> 00:41:45.960 Jim fall over the bridge into the water, covered in blood. 894 00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:48.800 He's been shot. He is also dead. Ethan gets there 895 00:41:48.880 --> 00:41:52.599 in moments, but the bridge is empty. He looks around 896 00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:56.199 for Jim's assailant. He can't see anybody. He tries to 897 00:41:56.239 --> 00:41:59.719 tell Sarah to aboard, but alas Sarah has followed orders 898 00:41:59.760 --> 00:42:01.039 and cut off her radio. 899 00:42:01.679 --> 00:42:04.840 Okay, Sarah, Yeah, Look, I hate to keep harping on this. 900 00:42:05.079 --> 00:42:06.039 She is bad at her job. 901 00:42:06.239 --> 00:42:08.480 Sarah is done dirty by this movie. I don't believe 902 00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:10.960 Sarah is as bad as her job as the movie 903 00:42:11.039 --> 00:42:13.440 needs Sarah to be in order for the movie to 904 00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:13.760 harp it. 905 00:42:13.840 --> 00:42:16.920 I agree. I agree because Sarah, she's about to do 906 00:42:17.000 --> 00:42:19.599 something so completely stupid. I'm just like, I literally wanted 907 00:42:19.639 --> 00:42:21.079 to reach through the screen and be like, no, no, 908 00:42:21.280 --> 00:42:23.360 you don't, you don't have Christin. Scott Thomas played this part. 909 00:42:23.519 --> 00:42:27.480 So Sarah sees Galitsin be yanked into an alcove right 910 00:42:27.480 --> 00:42:30.880 She's on this misty riverbank. She walks over, and we 911 00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:32.480 cut away as Sarah's walking over. 912 00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:35.239 The fuck, Sarah, the fuck the fuck He's being attacked 913 00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:37.039 and you're like, let me go investigate this further. 914 00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:37.800 Yeah. 915 00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:40.800 Meanwhile, we see Hannah played. 916 00:42:40.480 --> 00:42:43.840 By famed actress Dietrick. 917 00:42:43.440 --> 00:42:48.320 On Deutsche Mark getting into the getaway car and then 918 00:42:48.440 --> 00:42:50.880 minute she closes the door, the car explodes. 919 00:42:50.960 --> 00:42:51.199 Yep. 920 00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:54.159 So there goes Hannah and ostensibly Claire, who was in 921 00:42:54.199 --> 00:42:57.760 the car. Ethan arrives to see that Sarah and Galatson 922 00:42:57.800 --> 00:43:01.000 have both been stabbed. Okay, later in the movie, we're 923 00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:02.960 gonna get a flashback to this moment. We're gonna see 924 00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:06.800 what actually happens. In Sarah's last moment, Sarah sees Galatsen 925 00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:09.239 being like vaguely attacked. She sees him like kind of 926 00:43:09.360 --> 00:43:10.719 leaning up against a fence. 927 00:43:10.880 --> 00:43:13.400 Yeah, going, oh. 928 00:43:12.480 --> 00:43:15.119 And she just walks up and looks through the assailant 929 00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:20.480 in the eye, goes the fuck, and the assailant manages 930 00:43:20.559 --> 00:43:23.480 to stab her through the fence. Do you understand if 931 00:43:23.519 --> 00:43:25.000 she had stood one foot back. 932 00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:27.519 She'd be fine. She'd be fine, she could be around 933 00:43:27.639 --> 00:43:28.079 to help. 934 00:43:28.159 --> 00:43:31.599 He did not jump over the fence, chase her down 935 00:43:31.719 --> 00:43:34.920 and stab her in the street. She put her body. 936 00:43:34.719 --> 00:43:37.760 Up against the fence so he could stab her more easily. 937 00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:42.079 Got Yeah, she put her nice little soft torso right 938 00:43:42.159 --> 00:43:44.559 up against those fence posts. Yes, so the man could 939 00:43:44.559 --> 00:43:47.239 goes stabby sadby through the fence posts. He didn't have 940 00:43:47.320 --> 00:43:49.360 to get out of the fucking the other side of 941 00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:52.159 the fence to stab Sarah. 942 00:43:52.239 --> 00:43:54.599 That was when I saw that cutback. I was like, 943 00:43:54.719 --> 00:43:57.760 how why this is character assassination? 944 00:43:58.079 --> 00:44:00.840 She'd be this, I'm not this bad. I'm not a spy, 945 00:44:01.119 --> 00:44:03.880 I would say. I would stand a good five feet away. Honestly, 946 00:44:04.199 --> 00:44:06.119 I could get a good glimpse of everything that's going 947 00:44:06.159 --> 00:44:10.239 on five feet away from this situation going down, Shit 948 00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:11.199 is going down? 949 00:44:11.599 --> 00:44:14.199 Like what the like? 950 00:44:14.360 --> 00:44:16.639 This is dumb? I look, look and I don't look. 951 00:44:16.679 --> 00:44:18.599 I don't mind that it's dumb. I'm gonna be honest, 952 00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:21.559 I still love this movie, but this is so dumb 953 00:44:21.679 --> 00:44:24.800 yep so Ethan arrives just in time to see Sarah 954 00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:28.079 and Gilitzen having been stabbed. Sarah dies in his arms. 955 00:44:28.440 --> 00:44:32.239 She tries to mumble something, if you already know where 956 00:44:32.280 --> 00:44:34.280 the movie is going, you actually do hear what she says, 957 00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:37.760 but like the audience doesn't like, can't comprehend it. At the moment, 958 00:44:37.840 --> 00:44:40.800 Ethan finds the murder weapon, which is a black knife, 959 00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:43.239 in her side. He picks it up, he puts his 960 00:44:43.239 --> 00:44:44.800 fingerprints all over it, and then drops it. 961 00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:46.440 Yep, just like a good spy. 962 00:44:46.639 --> 00:44:49.840 Excellent, No, not ites not Ethan. He tries to find 963 00:44:49.880 --> 00:44:52.519 the disc with the stolen lists on Gilitzen. He rifles 964 00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:55.119 through his pockets, but it's gone, so whoever stabbed them 965 00:44:55.239 --> 00:44:58.800 took the list. The Prague police arrive at Ethan's location 966 00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:02.280 and he barely manages to get away before they apprehend him. 967 00:45:02.559 --> 00:45:05.000 He runs to a payphone. He does that same thing 968 00:45:05.039 --> 00:45:07.920 we saw in War Games, where he takes off the 969 00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:10.840 like receiver, puts something in it, puts the receiver back on. 970 00:45:11.280 --> 00:45:14.320 He calls the IMF headquarters and tells them that his 971 00:45:14.360 --> 00:45:16.800 team is dead and that the list is in the wind. 972 00:45:17.079 --> 00:45:20.119 His contact at IMF headquarters tells him a location and 973 00:45:20.199 --> 00:45:22.679 to meet in an hour. While all of this is 974 00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:26.440 going on, we see repeated cuts to another couple observing 975 00:45:26.800 --> 00:45:30.039 and seemingly talking on a radio. This before Ethan in 976 00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:33.599 like three four minutes earlier, when Ethan and Sarah we're 977 00:45:33.639 --> 00:45:37.760 exiting the embassy, still on their mission. Another couple who 978 00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:41.920 seems markedly drunk and we're stumbling around on the river banks. 979 00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:44.760 We're also exiting in the same general area. That's the 980 00:45:44.800 --> 00:45:48.079 couple that we see now kind of being obvious spies. 981 00:45:48.239 --> 00:45:51.400 Yeah, Ethan walks to the location that he has been given. 982 00:45:51.639 --> 00:45:57.440 Okay, I'm gonna stop again here because the IMF, which 983 00:45:57.480 --> 00:46:00.880 is affiliated with the US government, presumably the Mission Force 984 00:46:00.960 --> 00:46:07.519 uh huh, has chosen for their rendezvous with the wanted 985 00:46:07.639 --> 00:46:10.960 spy at this moment. Who's being's who's being like like 986 00:46:11.159 --> 00:46:16.960 sought by the police. A giant, open air like gaudy 987 00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:21.239 blue restaurant that's theme seems to be aquarium. It's it's 988 00:46:21.280 --> 00:46:24.360 the restaurant. It's called like something like aquarium in check 989 00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:27.960 in the middle of like a being a major town square, 990 00:46:28.639 --> 00:46:31.480 you guys. And then they sit him at the window. 991 00:46:31.639 --> 00:46:33.559 Yeah, and it's also empty though there's no one in 992 00:46:33.559 --> 00:46:34.400 this town square. 993 00:46:34.480 --> 00:46:38.000 No one goes to proc exactly so hideous. Why would you? 994 00:46:38.119 --> 00:46:40.159 But I want to be clear about what you're talking about, 995 00:46:40.199 --> 00:46:42.639 because you're one hundred percent right. This is nothing. Laugh 996 00:46:42.840 --> 00:46:45.239 so hard that Erica is saying is wrong. There is 997 00:46:45.280 --> 00:46:47.599 a you go into this, it's kind of like a cafe. 998 00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:52.440 Feel you go in. There's an enormous aquarium in the 999 00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:55.880 back of the restaurant that you see. But the second 1000 00:46:56.159 --> 00:47:01.760 floor of the building, the entire second fullloor, is also 1001 00:47:02.440 --> 00:47:03.320 an aquarium. 1002 00:47:03.519 --> 00:47:06.559 Nothing about this The location does not draw the eye. 1003 00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:07.440 No correct. 1004 00:47:07.760 --> 00:47:11.519 Prague is famously a city of alleyways, of churches, of 1005 00:47:11.599 --> 00:47:14.159 small dark nooks and crannies where you can meet and 1006 00:47:14.199 --> 00:47:18.199 rendezvous with someone in total secrecy and privacy. But no, 1007 00:47:18.679 --> 00:47:22.400 we're gonna We're gonna have our secret meeting in the 1008 00:47:22.679 --> 00:47:26.840 front of this restaurant that faces the square. All glass, 1009 00:47:26.920 --> 00:47:28.559 everyone can see every everything. 1010 00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:33.960 Yep, okay, okay. So he meets with Eugene Kittridge played 1011 00:47:33.960 --> 00:47:36.760 by my MVP of this movie, Henry Cherney. 1012 00:47:36.920 --> 00:47:37.880 Excellent performance. 1013 00:47:37.960 --> 00:47:39.599 Is there's two MVPs of this movie. This is one 1014 00:47:39.599 --> 00:47:43.800 we haven't yet met. The other one just oozing dickishness 1015 00:47:43.920 --> 00:47:48.440 from every pore. He he understood the assignment on every level. 1016 00:47:48.199 --> 00:47:50.519 Because he's technically a good guy but the but he 1017 00:47:50.639 --> 00:47:53.000 is also the antagonist yep at the same time, and 1018 00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:54.519 he's like, yeah, okay, got it, got it. 1019 00:47:55.280 --> 00:47:57.079 You may not know who he is. He he looks 1020 00:47:57.119 --> 00:47:59.440 a little onto any to me without iron gray hair now, 1021 00:47:59.440 --> 00:48:01.400 because he's had iron gray hair for like twenty years. 1022 00:48:01.840 --> 00:48:03.800 But if you look this guy up, you'd be like, oh, 1023 00:48:03.800 --> 00:48:05.519 he played like an evil senator in that movie I 1024 00:48:05.559 --> 00:48:06.639 saw or that TV show I saw. 1025 00:48:06.800 --> 00:48:08.320 He was Revenge. 1026 00:48:08.440 --> 00:48:11.400 Yes, he was the dad in Revenge totally all right. 1027 00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:14.119 So Kittridge is the director of the IMF and Ethan 1028 00:48:14.199 --> 00:48:17.400 reports what happened. He's being very honest, but he's kind 1029 00:48:17.400 --> 00:48:21.199 of also like processing things as he's talking. And then 1030 00:48:21.360 --> 00:48:25.280 he's like, why was there another team on the site, 1031 00:48:25.320 --> 00:48:28.719 because he realizes that drunk couple that he saw they 1032 00:48:28.719 --> 00:48:31.440 were on the site too, so that's another team. And 1033 00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:33.880 he remembers seeing someone on the stairs kind of looking 1034 00:48:33.880 --> 00:48:37.519 at Hannah. There's another team on site? Why? Kittridge tells 1035 00:48:37.559 --> 00:48:41.039 him that his team, Ethan's team was identified as having 1036 00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:44.320 a mole and the mole was turned by an arms dealer. 1037 00:48:44.360 --> 00:48:48.559 Known only as Max. The mole was carrying out Job 1038 00:48:48.639 --> 00:48:53.159 three fourteen, obtaining the knocklist for Max i E, the 1039 00:48:53.239 --> 00:48:56.880 same job that the mole would have thought Galitzen was 1040 00:48:56.920 --> 00:49:00.000 carrying out that evening. Yep, the list that Glitzen's store 1041 00:49:00.360 --> 00:49:03.519 was a decoy. The actual list is safe at Langley, 1042 00:49:03.840 --> 00:49:07.440 and Galitzen was actually an IMF plant. The IMF lost 1043 00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:08.679 a lot of good agents tonight. 1044 00:49:10.000 --> 00:49:11.880 This mission went sideways. 1045 00:49:11.679 --> 00:49:15.400 Really really sideways. Since Ethan was the only one to survive, 1046 00:49:15.719 --> 00:49:18.400 he is now suspect number one for being the mole. Right, 1047 00:49:18.440 --> 00:49:20.079 you wanted the list, you thought the Glitzen had it. 1048 00:49:20.119 --> 00:49:22.599 You killed your entire team and you took the list. Yep, 1049 00:49:22.719 --> 00:49:26.199 that's the working theory. Also, Kittridge goes on to explain, 1050 00:49:26.360 --> 00:49:28.400 we looked into your parents and it turns out they 1051 00:49:28.440 --> 00:49:30.920 came into it a great deal of money suddenly deposited 1052 00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:33.360 in their account. So that would make sense. 1053 00:49:33.159 --> 00:49:34.519 Because unexplained money. 1054 00:49:34.519 --> 00:49:36.760 Where did that come from? Kittridge says, you want to 1055 00:49:36.760 --> 00:49:38.559 shake hands with the devil, that's fine with me. I 1056 00:49:38.599 --> 00:49:41.719 just want to make sure you do it in hell. Excellent, excellent, 1057 00:49:42.679 --> 00:49:45.880 that is excellent. And Henry Cherney knows exactly what to 1058 00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:49.239 do with it. Ethan takes the gum explosive remember the 1059 00:49:49.280 --> 00:49:51.920 red light green light gum that Jack gave him. He 1060 00:49:52.199 --> 00:49:55.559 mashed it together. He throws it into the downstairs aquarium, 1061 00:49:55.639 --> 00:49:59.960 causing an explosion that results in the upstairs aquarium also 1062 00:50:00.119 --> 00:50:03.800 so exploding. He flees into the night as the front 1063 00:50:03.800 --> 00:50:09.199 windows blow out and the resulting fish flopping, water washing chaos. 1064 00:50:09.440 --> 00:50:13.119 Now presumably that whole restaurant, like there was an IMF 1065 00:50:13.159 --> 00:50:15.880 team in there. He identifies the other agency he saw 1066 00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:17.440 on the bank and the guy at the party. They're 1067 00:50:17.480 --> 00:50:19.800 all there watching him. So there's a full IMF team 1068 00:50:19.880 --> 00:50:22.519 like at this restaurant. He runs away from them. That's 1069 00:50:22.800 --> 00:50:26.679 totally understandable. But there were just like waiters there too, Yeah, 1070 00:50:26.760 --> 00:50:29.519 and like and like people like having dinner and like 1071 00:50:29.559 --> 00:50:32.480 an anniversary dinner at their favorite at their favorite aquarium 1072 00:50:32.519 --> 00:50:35.800 themed restaurant in Prague, and they're just like, what the 1073 00:50:35.840 --> 00:50:38.199 fuck does happened? Is the restaurant exploded? 1074 00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:42.760 Why is this red snapper flopping around on my plates? 1075 00:50:43.239 --> 00:50:44.719 This is not what I signed up for. 1076 00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:47.079 Did he notice that Tom Cruise doesn't really do the 1077 00:50:47.119 --> 00:50:49.559 Tom Cruise run? No, I didn't see he doesn't. He 1078 00:50:49.599 --> 00:50:51.000 doesn't karate chop the air yet. 1079 00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:52.760 He hasn't gotten that. 1080 00:50:53.079 --> 00:50:55.599 He's like sixty percent of the way there. 1081 00:50:55.639 --> 00:50:58.239 This movie, I think is it's not his first action movie, 1082 00:50:58.239 --> 00:51:00.519 but like it's I think the first one where he 1083 00:51:00.679 --> 00:51:02.239 was like, you know what this is. 1084 00:51:02.199 --> 00:51:03.599 For me, this is for me, this is my whole 1085 00:51:03.679 --> 00:51:04.840 It gave him the taste this is. 1086 00:51:04.760 --> 00:51:05.840 My whole life from now on. 1087 00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:06.239 Yep. 1088 00:51:06.599 --> 00:51:08.920 So Ethan heads back to his team hideout to try 1089 00:51:08.960 --> 00:51:12.519 and formulate his next move. He signs onto what we 1090 00:51:12.599 --> 00:51:16.800 assume is the IMF server. Okay, what the Internet looked 1091 00:51:16.840 --> 00:51:18.400 like in nineteen ninety six. 1092 00:51:18.519 --> 00:51:19.800 This is hilarious. 1093 00:51:19.800 --> 00:51:24.159 It's so funny. He starts searching like a proto internet right, 1094 00:51:24.360 --> 00:51:26.400 this presumably back in the day when the only people 1095 00:51:26.400 --> 00:51:29.599 who could use the Internet was like government agencies and stuff, right, 1096 00:51:29.599 --> 00:51:31.960 because that's what it was for. And he starts researching 1097 00:51:32.199 --> 00:51:36.119 job number three fourteen in hopes of finding the messages 1098 00:51:36.159 --> 00:51:37.400 sent between Max and the mole. 1099 00:51:38.039 --> 00:51:40.880 He notices email was apparently very not private back then, 1100 00:51:41.199 --> 00:51:41.960 so not private. 1101 00:51:42.840 --> 00:51:46.239 Nothing nothing appears. He like looks up in frustration and 1102 00:51:46.239 --> 00:51:47.960 he sees a bookshelf in front of him, and there 1103 00:51:48.039 --> 00:51:51.480 is a Bible front and center, and he goes, hmm, 1104 00:51:51.519 --> 00:51:56.360 and he realizes that maybe job is job job three fourteen. 1105 00:51:56.800 --> 00:51:58.639 He goes back on the old computer and he's like, aha, 1106 00:51:58.679 --> 00:52:00.920 I'm gonna send an email to Max, who I don't 1107 00:52:00.920 --> 00:52:03.400 know who it is, but I'm gonna send an email 1108 00:52:03.440 --> 00:52:09.800 to Max at job three fourteen. From job there's no 1109 00:52:09.960 --> 00:52:11.000 dot com. 1110 00:52:10.639 --> 00:52:15.280 Nothing, nothing. He at one point searches Max dot com. Yeah, 1111 00:52:15.400 --> 00:52:19.920 but what what what? 1112 00:52:19.920 --> 00:52:24.039 What the fuck is that? So okay? So he emails Max. First, 1113 00:52:24.039 --> 00:52:26.440 he emails like a quote from job three fourteen, So 1114 00:52:26.679 --> 00:52:28.639 I guess Max will know who it is, even though 1115 00:52:28.679 --> 00:52:31.719 he's emailing anywhere from Joe from job Yeah. And he 1116 00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:34.679 tells Max that the disc recovered from Glitzen is tainted 1117 00:52:34.920 --> 00:52:37.199 because it because it really is. He learned that from 1118 00:52:37.239 --> 00:52:40.400 the IMF guy, right, and they must meet to discuss 1119 00:52:40.519 --> 00:52:43.280 because he can get Max the real disc. And then 1120 00:52:43.320 --> 00:52:45.920 he starts sending the same message in other languages. 1121 00:52:46.159 --> 00:52:49.199 As Ethan is working, he starts to fall asleep, right 1122 00:52:49.400 --> 00:52:53.920 is he's not out right genuinely, how your adrenaline should 1123 00:52:53.920 --> 00:52:56.880 probably keep you up for a good two days this point, like. 1124 00:52:56.880 --> 00:52:59.039 It's we're gonna find out in like a few hours. 1125 00:52:59.039 --> 00:53:01.599 It's four am, so it's currently like I don't know, 1126 00:53:01.679 --> 00:53:04.159 eleven thirty pm. Yeah, what's your damage? 1127 00:53:04.199 --> 00:53:04.440 Ethan? 1128 00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:05.920 Why are you so Why are you so tired? 1129 00:53:06.119 --> 00:53:08.440 I don't sleep well because of my anxiety the night 1130 00:53:08.440 --> 00:53:12.239 before a big recording day. Like all right, so he 1131 00:53:12.320 --> 00:53:16.599 hallucinates Jim. Entering the headquarters, Jim is bloodied. He asks 1132 00:53:16.639 --> 00:53:19.039 Ethan what he's doing. He says, I needed you, Ethan, 1133 00:53:19.119 --> 00:53:21.920 you weren't there, and he reaches out to Ethan's shoulder 1134 00:53:22.360 --> 00:53:24.760 and when he touches him, his hand transforms into a 1135 00:53:24.760 --> 00:53:28.280 woman's hand. Ethan snaps his head up and throws Claire, 1136 00:53:28.679 --> 00:53:32.679 Jim's young French wife, Yep, who has actually returned, across 1137 00:53:32.719 --> 00:53:36.039 the room. He holds her at gunpoint. She tells him 1138 00:53:36.079 --> 00:53:38.039 she got out of the car. She asks what happened 1139 00:53:38.039 --> 00:53:40.679 to Jim. He shouts the whole team is dead, and 1140 00:53:40.760 --> 00:53:43.320 she's shocked as he checks her for weapons. This whole 1141 00:53:43.320 --> 00:53:45.800 thing is done, like, look, I don't want to make 1142 00:53:45.840 --> 00:53:48.119 fun of it's been the whole episode making fun of 1143 00:53:48.119 --> 00:53:50.400 this performance. And look, I don't think it's her fault, 1144 00:53:50.480 --> 00:53:53.119 Like there's not much there there for her either, It's 1145 00:53:53.119 --> 00:53:56.039 not all her fault, but like he throws her arms 1146 00:53:56.119 --> 00:53:57.840 up and she has like her hair is like in 1147 00:53:57.880 --> 00:54:00.920 front of her face. Couldn't look and she's like, like, 1148 00:54:01.000 --> 00:54:02.280 it looks so sexual. 1149 00:54:02.400 --> 00:54:04.760 It's so because it is. But also the way he 1150 00:54:05.559 --> 00:54:08.320 searches her, he like starts under her breasts, Yeah, it 1151 00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:10.920 still looks somewhat official, Like he doesn't look at he's 1152 00:54:10.960 --> 00:54:14.000 groping her because she's got she got a nice set 1153 00:54:14.000 --> 00:54:15.920 of knockers. Let me just put it that way, So 1154 00:54:16.000 --> 00:54:18.519 like she could be hiding shit under there, that's possible, right, 1155 00:54:19.159 --> 00:54:21.920 But the way he puts his hands on her, there 1156 00:54:21.960 --> 00:54:23.880 is an implication that this is not the first time 1157 00:54:23.880 --> 00:54:25.599 he's put his hands on her. That's the one thing 1158 00:54:25.760 --> 00:54:30.320 like these two actors get totally right about. Like these 1159 00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:31.320 two characters. 1160 00:54:31.000 --> 00:54:32.800 It's the most sexual charge Tom Crius has ever had 1161 00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:35.400 with a woman, honestly. Yeah, So he demands to know 1162 00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:37.800 where she's been for the last four hours. He throws 1163 00:54:37.800 --> 00:54:39.559 her onto the bed and he hovers over her as 1164 00:54:39.599 --> 00:54:41.719 she reminds him that they were supposed to return to 1165 00:54:41.760 --> 00:54:45.800 headquarters at four am. Should Jim call abort? And that 1166 00:54:45.880 --> 00:54:47.480 kind of pulls him up short, and she just keeps 1167 00:54:47.480 --> 00:54:51.360 saying four am four o'clock Ethan for four am, because 1168 00:54:51.400 --> 00:54:54.199 that's I think the extent of the English ability to add. 1169 00:54:54.039 --> 00:54:57.119 Lib Yeah, well, she's ostensibly like in shock over the 1170 00:54:57.159 --> 00:54:58.360 death of her husband's. 1171 00:54:58.000 --> 00:55:00.920 Also, why simply not let her say something in French? Here? 1172 00:55:01.159 --> 00:55:03.519 Why doesn't she just speak French? And he understands me? 1173 00:55:03.480 --> 00:55:05.320 He absolutely understands French. 1174 00:55:05.559 --> 00:55:09.039 Right, He's a fucking international spy. He speaks seven languages. Yeah, 1175 00:55:09.039 --> 00:55:11.360 you're absolutely right. She should have just been speaking French 1176 00:55:11.400 --> 00:55:13.320 the whole movie and subtitled. 1177 00:55:12.960 --> 00:55:16.719 Yeah, so her panic and grief convinces Ethan that she's clean. 1178 00:55:18.360 --> 00:55:23.280 All right. Look, Ethan knows that Ethan is not the 1179 00:55:23.320 --> 00:55:28.800 male he I believe, trusts that there is a mole. 1180 00:55:29.480 --> 00:55:32.159 How is this convincing him that she is not the mall? 1181 00:55:32.239 --> 00:55:33.599 I think because he's attracted to her. 1182 00:55:33.719 --> 00:55:35.880 Yeah, that's that's what they want it to be. But 1183 00:55:35.920 --> 00:55:39.079 they've cut out the actual subplot of them sleeping together 1184 00:55:39.119 --> 00:55:41.119 and her having that power over him. So was that 1185 00:55:41.159 --> 00:55:43.719 in the mo It was initially in the movie. I 1186 00:55:43.840 --> 00:55:46.639 know that there was a love triangle, like an actual I. 1187 00:55:46.559 --> 00:55:48.840 Mean, the love triangle is still there. These two have 1188 00:55:48.920 --> 00:55:50.519 such a palpable sexual energy. 1189 00:55:50.679 --> 00:55:52.880 You're right, like it's supposed to be that he's he's 1190 00:55:53.000 --> 00:55:56.039 taken in by her feminine wiles right, which is fine. 1191 00:55:56.239 --> 00:55:59.159 It just it doesn't feel like enough to me. It 1192 00:55:59.199 --> 00:56:02.719 doesn't feel like enough to convince this greatest superspy in 1193 00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:05.679 the world. She should be suspect number one, even if 1194 00:56:05.679 --> 00:56:07.440 you're not going to like accuse of anything right now. 1195 00:56:07.480 --> 00:56:10.679 He should be taking everything she says with an enormous 1196 00:56:10.719 --> 00:56:11.920 grain of salt fair enough. 1197 00:56:12.599 --> 00:56:15.440 Ethan tells her that he's been disavowed and is assumed 1198 00:56:15.440 --> 00:56:17.519 to be the Mole, and he has decided that he 1199 00:56:17.639 --> 00:56:19.719 is going to get the knocklist that the Mole is after, 1200 00:56:20.119 --> 00:56:22.639 so that then the mole will find Ethan and he 1201 00:56:22.679 --> 00:56:25.880 can bring the mole to light. A message finally comes 1202 00:56:25.880 --> 00:56:28.320 in from Max, giving them instructions for a meetup in 1203 00:56:28.400 --> 00:56:32.960 Prague Yep. Ethan goes to the meet The apartment for 1204 00:56:33.159 --> 00:56:37.159 this meetup is an art nouveau dream. I'm going to 1205 00:56:37.320 --> 00:56:39.440 I'm going to scrap every single thing in my apartment 1206 00:56:39.480 --> 00:56:42.119 and start fresh because I want to live in this apartment. 1207 00:56:42.679 --> 00:56:47.039 Mosaic wall murals, gorgeous sculptures, but like not overdone. It 1208 00:56:47.079 --> 00:56:50.800 doesn't look gaudy or like overly like expensive. It just 1209 00:56:50.840 --> 00:56:54.119 looks arty in the best fucking way. Like I never 1210 00:56:54.199 --> 00:56:55.880 noticed interiors, and I was like, I want to live 1211 00:56:55.880 --> 00:56:56.440 in this apartment. 1212 00:56:56.480 --> 00:56:56.920 I love that. 1213 00:56:57.000 --> 00:57:00.880 I love everything it stained glass, but like appropriately done 1214 00:57:00.880 --> 00:57:04.039 in like small locations so that it's just an accent. 1215 00:57:04.599 --> 00:57:07.519 Oh excellent, so classy. So he goes to the meet 1216 00:57:07.559 --> 00:57:10.719 in this apartment, he is introduced to Max Guess who 1217 00:57:10.760 --> 00:57:15.400 plays Max motherfuckers who Dame Vanessa Redgrave. 1218 00:57:15.039 --> 00:57:17.519 Acting Triple Crown winner Vanessa Redgrave. 1219 00:57:17.639 --> 00:57:23.880 She brings such a like fucking boatload of charisma, every 1220 00:57:24.320 --> 00:57:29.159 line she purs every line she says in this movie. 1221 00:57:29.400 --> 00:57:32.519 She's so attracted to Ethan right away, and she's like, 1222 00:57:32.960 --> 00:57:35.599 we're gonna have such fun together, you and I. This 1223 00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:38.440 performance is so goddamn good that, honestly, even if the 1224 00:57:38.440 --> 00:57:40.360 rest of the movie was terrible, I'd be like, I 1225 00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:41.199 still love this movie. 1226 00:57:41.280 --> 00:57:42.719 Vanessa Redgrave made it worth it. 1227 00:57:42.760 --> 00:57:44.760 She made it one hundred percent worth it, don't I 1228 00:57:44.760 --> 00:57:46.480 don't hate this movie. I fucking love this movie. 1229 00:57:46.519 --> 00:57:49.239 To be clear, did you notice who won of her henchmen? 1230 00:57:49.360 --> 00:57:50.280 Is the blonde one? 1231 00:57:50.360 --> 00:57:53.039 The blonde one? No, you loved him in Diehard? 1232 00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:56.559 That is him that is him. I was about to say, 1233 00:57:56.639 --> 00:57:58.719 is he can't be He can't be Klaus from Diehard, 1234 00:57:58.880 --> 00:58:03.039 Klaus from Yes, Now that you say it, I yes, 1235 00:58:03.119 --> 00:58:04.199 at his clous and die argy. 1236 00:58:04.280 --> 00:58:07.039 Have you called him Odin or Thora, Valkyrie or something? 1237 00:58:07.159 --> 00:58:11.039 Ah, he does. He's got like long, gorgeous blonde hair 1238 00:58:11.559 --> 00:58:14.039 in this movie. In this movie in particular, he is 1239 00:58:14.199 --> 00:58:18.199 always saddled with like the widest coat known to many. 1240 00:58:18.480 --> 00:58:20.800 At one point, Ethan so to get to this meetup 1241 00:58:20.840 --> 00:58:23.320 with Max. Ethan meets this guy first. And this guy 1242 00:58:23.400 --> 00:58:26.360 is just supposed to nonchalantly be sitting on a on 1243 00:58:26.400 --> 00:58:29.719 a like a bench in the middle of prog. But 1244 00:58:29.760 --> 00:58:33.039 he just hey, he's seven feet tall. B he's got 1245 00:58:33.079 --> 00:58:37.079 he's got Thora's hair, and see he is three feet 1246 00:58:37.119 --> 00:58:39.159 wide because he's a minute because he always worries. He's 1247 00:58:39.320 --> 00:58:42.039 enormous like giant coats, and I'm like, none of you. 1248 00:58:42.199 --> 00:58:46.280 Don't stick out. Everyone who's supposed to be a secret 1249 00:58:46.280 --> 00:58:49.320 agent in this movie is terrible at this. So Ethan 1250 00:58:49.400 --> 00:58:51.800 tells Max that if they boot the disc that they 1251 00:58:51.800 --> 00:58:54.519 got from Glitzen, the IMF will descend on them and 1252 00:58:54.559 --> 00:58:57.239 anywhere from thirty seconds to ten minutes, depending on where 1253 00:58:57.280 --> 00:58:59.840 their location is, and she's like, mmm, but you see here, 1254 00:59:00.400 --> 00:59:03.920 young Ethan, she's basically playing scar It's so good. 1255 00:59:04.280 --> 00:59:05.119 She's a catwoman. 1256 00:59:05.400 --> 00:59:09.639 Yes, she's ear a kid's catwoman. The only way this 1257 00:59:09.679 --> 00:59:11.679 movie could be improved is the presence of earth a Kit. 1258 00:59:12.079 --> 00:59:14.679 That would have been that would have been fucking amazing. 1259 00:59:15.039 --> 00:59:18.760 Maybe there's two IMF directors. Maybe it's Henry Churney's how 1260 00:59:18.760 --> 00:59:22.559 you s It's Henry Charney and earth Care and then 1261 00:59:22.599 --> 00:59:25.800 we get an earth a Kit like an interrogation scene 1262 00:59:26.480 --> 00:59:29.559 where earth a Kit interrogates someone. It's all I want, 1263 00:59:29.599 --> 00:59:31.480 It's all I want you guys? Is that too much 1264 00:59:31.519 --> 00:59:37.599 to ask? Breath the doll? I hear there's a mole 1265 00:59:37.719 --> 00:59:38.960 in your team? 1266 00:59:39.079 --> 00:59:41.559 Is it like the mole that is on my inner 1267 00:59:41.760 --> 00:59:42.880 left thigh? 1268 00:59:43.119 --> 00:59:44.599 Would you care to lick it? 1269 00:59:45.000 --> 00:59:47.679 Would you like to see my mole? Ethan Nahan. 1270 00:59:48.440 --> 00:59:50.719 Ethan's like, why are you wearing garter belts to this? 1271 00:59:51.639 --> 00:59:53.559 Nothing but a garter belt and a boosty a to 1272 00:59:53.639 --> 00:59:54.480 this interrogation? 1273 00:59:54.719 --> 00:59:59.679 Did you skip interrogation class in spy college, Ethan? Garter? 1274 01:00:00.079 --> 01:00:01.639 Is that are in very important? 1275 01:00:02.199 --> 01:00:09.079 I went to spa University, Ethan? So okay, So Max 1276 01:00:09.199 --> 01:00:11.559 is like, okay, well, there's a catch twenty two here. 1277 01:00:11.639 --> 01:00:13.440 If I don't boot up the disc, then I have 1278 01:00:13.519 --> 01:00:14.920 to just take your word for it. And if I 1279 01:00:14.920 --> 01:00:16.880 do boot up the disc and you're right, then the 1280 01:00:16.920 --> 01:00:21.280 IMF will descend, so they're gonna test it. Sure enough, 1281 01:00:21.920 --> 01:00:25.400 he is correct. The IMF comes a colin and Max 1282 01:00:25.480 --> 01:00:28.119 and her team usher Ethan out of their hideout before 1283 01:00:28.199 --> 01:00:30.920 the IMF can arrive. They make a quick getaway because 1284 01:00:31.639 --> 01:00:36.280 Ethan has been proven correct. Paul, the IMF again super 1285 01:00:36.440 --> 01:00:41.000 secret spies show up to this apartment building. He is 1286 01:00:41.079 --> 01:00:45.440 dressed like Inspector Gadget Kittridge. Kittridge is dressed exactly like 1287 01:00:45.519 --> 01:00:50.599 Inspector Gadget with a giant green fedora, and the rest 1288 01:00:50.679 --> 01:00:53.760 of his team are dressed like nuclear fallout scientists. 1289 01:00:53.880 --> 01:00:56.800 Yeah, what the fuck? When I first saw them, I 1290 01:00:56.800 --> 01:00:58.039 was like, Oh, I guess they're going in is I 1291 01:00:58.039 --> 01:00:59.920 thought they're going as painters. That's they had like cover. 1292 01:01:00.519 --> 01:01:02.440 I was like, Oh, they're trying to act as if 1293 01:01:02.480 --> 01:01:04.679 they are like construction workers. Are They're going into paint 1294 01:01:04.719 --> 01:01:05.599 the walls or something. 1295 01:01:05.840 --> 01:01:09.559 Every single time these people try to go undercover, they 1296 01:01:09.599 --> 01:01:18.519 go more overcover, don't overcover. You want to undercover, you're undercovering, 1297 01:01:18.639 --> 01:01:21.119 Do not over Do not wear a sign on your 1298 01:01:21.159 --> 01:01:22.920 neck that says I am overcover. 1299 01:01:25.400 --> 01:01:27.400 We should have been tracking how many overcover moments that 1300 01:01:27.400 --> 01:01:28.000 are in this movie? 1301 01:01:28.039 --> 01:01:30.639 Oh, I've already I've been tracking them. There's there's there's 1302 01:01:30.719 --> 01:01:34.639 Homburg von Liesel wearing like a fucking disco get up 1303 01:01:34.679 --> 01:01:38.239 at at an embassy party. There's, now that I think 1304 01:01:38.280 --> 01:01:41.760 about it, the drunk Russians, which even even in nineteen 1305 01:01:41.800 --> 01:01:44.000 ninety six, I was like, those two are spies. 1306 01:01:43.880 --> 01:01:45.559 That they're too drunk, they're too Russian. 1307 01:01:45.679 --> 01:01:48.159 Frankly, way too drunk and to Russian. Those two are spies. 1308 01:01:48.800 --> 01:01:51.000 And now this crew there's gonna be one later in 1309 01:01:51.039 --> 01:01:54.960 the movie that is so insane, like so insane. 1310 01:01:56.079 --> 01:02:04.039 Dondle. We got the Dorndle their overcover. So we cut 1311 01:02:04.039 --> 01:02:09.639 to Inspector Gadget, I mean, Kittrid. He has decided that he's. 1312 01:02:09.079 --> 01:02:11.280 Even got a Penny. There's a young woman with him 1313 01:02:11.320 --> 01:02:14.239 on his team and she's dressed like Penny from Inspector Gadget. 1314 01:02:14.360 --> 01:02:16.840 Sorry, that's a deeper Inspector Gadget cut than I would 1315 01:02:16.840 --> 01:02:18.000 be able to do. I don't know if I've ever 1316 01:02:18.000 --> 01:02:21.800 seen inspector gadget. But Kittridge just decided that Ethan's in 1317 01:02:21.800 --> 01:02:23.840 the wind. The only way to get him at this 1318 01:02:23.880 --> 01:02:26.559 point is to get personal. He says, you find something 1319 01:02:26.559 --> 01:02:30.280 that's important to him and you squeeze. So good, He's 1320 01:02:30.320 --> 01:02:33.559 really good. In the car with Max, Max is just 1321 01:02:33.880 --> 01:02:36.360 Eartha kitting all over the place. She is purring, like 1322 01:02:36.519 --> 01:02:39.159 Erica said, she's practically like kneading his chest. 1323 01:02:39.440 --> 01:02:41.239 Yeah, she's got her tongue in his ear. 1324 01:02:41.280 --> 01:02:44.840 Oh. Yes. Ethan asks for ten million dollars for the 1325 01:02:44.920 --> 01:02:48.519 knocklist and her assurance that she will get the actual job, 1326 01:02:48.679 --> 01:02:53.079 the actual mole. At the exchange, Max is like delighted 1327 01:02:53.199 --> 01:02:56.840 in his in his impudence and asking her. 1328 01:02:56.760 --> 01:02:58.880 This, I love a man with a plan. 1329 01:02:59.400 --> 01:03:03.400 Yes. We cut back to headquarters. Claire is there and 1330 01:03:03.440 --> 01:03:07.000 she starts including herself in Ethan's plans to get the knocklist. 1331 01:03:07.119 --> 01:03:09.519 Ethan surprised. He's like, are you sure that you want 1332 01:03:09.519 --> 01:03:11.480 to do this? And she says, look, I want that 1333 01:03:11.639 --> 01:03:13.519 guy killed, Jim. I want to get that son of 1334 01:03:13.519 --> 01:03:16.679 a bitch. Ethan says, well, we're gonna need help, and 1335 01:03:16.719 --> 01:03:20.440 he pulls up a list of other disavowed I am F. 1336 01:03:20.400 --> 01:03:23.280 Agents, which is just the thing they have. I guess 1337 01:03:23.519 --> 01:03:26.679 it's like a Yellow Pages during disavowed IMF. 1338 01:03:26.400 --> 01:03:31.119 Agents actual yellow Pages. It's like starting looking for burnt spies. 1339 01:03:31.800 --> 01:03:33.559 Comma disavowed. 1340 01:03:34.679 --> 01:03:42.320 Spies, Comma in the cold, hashtag Europe, what spies mating undercover? 1341 01:03:42.400 --> 01:03:44.559 We're looking for ones that want to go overcover. 1342 01:03:44.239 --> 01:03:47.800 Overcover spies, spies within one hundred miles of prog. 1343 01:03:49.280 --> 01:03:51.840 Erica. Would you believe we're already halfway through this masterpiece? 1344 01:03:51.920 --> 01:03:54.360 I love this movie. I don't know if you could tell. 1345 01:03:54.559 --> 01:03:57.039 You are giddy. Yeah, I haven't seen you this giddy 1346 01:03:57.079 --> 01:04:00.800 without the help of alcohol in years, not since point Yeah, 1347 01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:02.239 all right, we are going to put a couple of 1348 01:04:02.239 --> 01:04:04.280 commercials here. We will be right back and finished taking 1349 01:04:04.280 --> 01:04:16.639 you through Mission Impossible. And we're back. 1350 01:04:17.239 --> 01:04:20.039 We cut to a train where Ethan and Claire are 1351 01:04:20.079 --> 01:04:23.679 meeting with hacker Luther Stickle played by Ving Raims, and 1352 01:04:23.880 --> 01:04:30.400 Ace pilot Franz Krieger played by Jenna the Deeply. 1353 01:04:30.679 --> 01:04:32.719 Maybe that's why we decided that woman's name was German, 1354 01:04:32.719 --> 01:04:34.920 because we're talking about how German named Franz Krieger was. 1355 01:04:34.960 --> 01:04:39.559 Yeah by by the Deeply French by the Gallic Genna. 1356 01:04:40.480 --> 01:04:44.840 Franz Kreeger from the lesser known Croissant district in Berlin. 1357 01:04:47.920 --> 01:04:51.599 So okay, both Luther and Krieger are reluctant to agree to, 1358 01:04:52.199 --> 01:04:56.119 you know, break into Langley, which is what Ethan is 1359 01:04:56.119 --> 01:04:58.880 is asking them, asking them to do. Ethan appeals to 1360 01:04:58.920 --> 01:05:01.960 their egos. He's like, look, you are the greatest hacker 1361 01:05:02.000 --> 01:05:04.320 in the history of hackers. You hacked I can't remember 1362 01:05:04.320 --> 01:05:07.440 what they with an example that some bank or whatever, 1363 01:05:07.480 --> 01:05:09.960 and he's like, I didn't do that job. But if 1364 01:05:10.000 --> 01:05:12.000 I did, but what a beautiful piece of work, What 1365 01:05:12.000 --> 01:05:14.039 a beautiful piece of work that was. Ving Raim's is 1366 01:05:14.199 --> 01:05:17.159 like shining, like thank you, I am the best hacker 1367 01:05:17.239 --> 01:05:19.559 in the world, and the two men get on board. 1368 01:05:20.320 --> 01:05:22.480 Ethan then goes on to explain that they'll need to 1369 01:05:22.519 --> 01:05:26.119 defeat three security measures inside the vault where the knocklist 1370 01:05:26.199 --> 01:05:28.920 is kept. First is a sound alarm set off by 1371 01:05:28.920 --> 01:05:32.599 anything above a whisper. Next is a heat detector, like 1372 01:05:32.639 --> 01:05:35.840 if the room raises its temperature even one degree because 1373 01:05:35.840 --> 01:05:37.320 of someone's body heat, that's it. 1374 01:05:37.440 --> 01:05:37.679 Yeah. 1375 01:05:37.679 --> 01:05:40.920 And then the third is a pressure sensitive floor that 1376 01:05:40.960 --> 01:05:43.639 can be set off by a single droplet of water, 1377 01:05:43.920 --> 01:05:46.360 And then at like they show the man who actually 1378 01:05:46.360 --> 01:05:49.159 works in there putting down a sweaty glass of like 1379 01:05:49.199 --> 01:05:52.079 ice water on his desk. Yeah, and he walks away 1380 01:05:52.079 --> 01:05:54.480 for a second and then the water drops to the 1381 01:05:54.559 --> 01:05:56.599 like a droplet falls to the floor and sets off 1382 01:05:56.639 --> 01:05:59.119 the alarm. And that's just to show the audience what 1383 01:05:59.119 --> 01:06:01.360 would happen. But honestly, part of me is like, can 1384 01:06:01.400 --> 01:06:03.480 we stay on that scene for a minute and watch 1385 01:06:03.599 --> 01:06:06.440 that guy have to fill out four hours of paperwork 1386 01:06:06.719 --> 01:06:09.079 to be like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I should have 1387 01:06:09.199 --> 01:06:12.719 used the coaster. Jesus, guys, I work in here all 1388 01:06:12.840 --> 01:06:15.760 day in this pressurized sound room with no one to 1389 01:06:15.800 --> 01:06:16.199 talk to. 1390 01:06:17.199 --> 01:06:19.519 That guy's name is William don Low. He will come back. 1391 01:06:19.840 --> 01:06:22.519 I had a question, like, is this his office? This 1392 01:06:22.920 --> 01:06:25.960 is where he works? He reports to work. He goes 1393 01:06:26.000 --> 01:06:28.440 into this We didn't even get into the outer the 1394 01:06:28.480 --> 01:06:30.760 outer security measures to get into the vault, Like, he's 1395 01:06:30.880 --> 01:06:33.840 only the internal vault security measures. Yeah, and he sits 1396 01:06:33.880 --> 01:06:39.199 there with no windows and like, does computer CIA analyst work? 1397 01:06:39.559 --> 01:06:40.880 It looks like an Apple store. 1398 01:06:41.039 --> 01:06:41.360 It does. 1399 01:06:41.480 --> 01:06:43.719 Where he's sitting. He looks like a windowless Apple. 1400 01:06:43.480 --> 01:06:45.239 Store, only considerably less welcoming. 1401 01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:50.480 Ha. Yeah, and he's just sitting there all day by himself, like, yeah, no, 1402 01:06:50.519 --> 01:06:52.800 wonder he's setting off the alarm by accident. Yeah, this 1403 01:06:52.840 --> 01:06:56.079 poor guy's job sucks. So the way our team is 1404 01:06:56.119 --> 01:06:58.400 going to get in is through a ducked thirty feet 1405 01:06:58.440 --> 01:07:01.639 above the floor, which is protected I quote unquote Lasernet 1406 01:07:01.920 --> 01:07:04.519 that is so easily disabled. I won't even go into it. 1407 01:07:05.119 --> 01:07:07.760 Luther asks if Ethan really thinks they can do it, 1408 01:07:07.800 --> 01:07:10.679 and Ethan smiles and says, we're going to do it. 1409 01:07:11.079 --> 01:07:17.840 But if this movie had chosen to cut to the 1410 01:07:17.840 --> 01:07:19.400 theme song after every. 1411 01:07:19.280 --> 01:07:21.760 Single scene, it never would have gotten old. 1412 01:07:21.920 --> 01:07:24.360 I would have I would have applauded every time. 1413 01:07:27.639 --> 01:07:28.800 Do you want to hear it? You want to hear 1414 01:07:28.840 --> 01:07:33.079 a very embarrassing theater story about this missions song. Yes, 1415 01:07:34.159 --> 01:07:36.239 one of my first acting jobs out of college, I 1416 01:07:36.320 --> 01:07:38.440 was on a tour. It was a children's theater tour 1417 01:07:38.480 --> 01:07:40.079 and it was a play about math, and it was 1418 01:07:40.239 --> 01:07:44.559 it was genuinely so stupid. At the end of the play, 1419 01:07:45.199 --> 01:07:48.280 my character had to figure out how to like solve 1420 01:07:48.280 --> 01:07:49.880 some I don't remember what it is, but they had 1421 01:07:49.880 --> 01:07:52.440 a it was a dance to the mission impossible theme. 1422 01:07:52.760 --> 01:07:54.639 I do you remember the dance? 1423 01:07:54.760 --> 01:07:57.679 I truly and genuinely could not do a single step 1424 01:07:57.679 --> 01:07:59.039 of it. I don't remember anything about it. 1425 01:07:59.239 --> 01:08:02.000 I need to see that. I want to describe it 1426 01:08:02.039 --> 01:08:03.280 to the listeners as you do it. 1427 01:08:03.880 --> 01:08:05.800 I'm so. I honestly I would if I could, but 1428 01:08:05.840 --> 01:08:06.639 I can't, So I won't. 1429 01:08:07.280 --> 01:08:09.719 Son of a bitch. Now we have blue balls. 1430 01:08:10.000 --> 01:08:13.159 So we cut to Langley and our team is undercover 1431 01:08:13.280 --> 01:08:14.320 as firefighters. 1432 01:08:14.400 --> 01:08:16.920 This is the one I was talking about earlier. You guys, 1433 01:08:16.960 --> 01:08:19.159 they are going hard overcover. 1434 01:08:20.159 --> 01:08:24.399 How how do you embed yourself in a fire department 1435 01:08:24.680 --> 01:08:27.880 in the space of let's generously say three days. 1436 01:08:28.039 --> 01:08:30.199 No no, no, no, no, Paul. They did not embed 1437 01:08:30.239 --> 01:08:33.399 themselves in a fire department. They went to the Halloween 1438 01:08:33.439 --> 01:08:38.520 Adventure shop and bought the cheapest looking firefighter uniforms because 1439 01:08:38.560 --> 01:08:41.840 that's what they're wearing. They could. They look so stupid, 1440 01:08:42.600 --> 01:08:43.800 It looks so dumb. 1441 01:08:44.520 --> 01:08:47.960 But like they drive in with four other fire trucks. 1442 01:08:48.000 --> 01:08:51.560 There are actual firefighters on the premises. 1443 01:08:52.239 --> 01:08:54.119 Huh, you're actually right, How did they do that? 1444 01:08:54.239 --> 01:08:57.840 Doesn't make any sense? It's like, really, the implication is 1445 01:08:57.840 --> 01:09:00.640 that Luther sets off the fire alarms somehow. Yeah, so 1446 01:09:00.960 --> 01:09:04.319 that's why there's a response. It doesn't matter. Again, who cares? 1447 01:09:04.359 --> 01:09:07.039 It doesn't matter. But it's like the only three firefighters 1448 01:09:07.079 --> 01:09:10.399 we see running in are Genre No, who's a fairly 1449 01:09:10.520 --> 01:09:10.960 large man. 1450 01:09:11.039 --> 01:09:12.239 Yeah, looks like a firefighter. 1451 01:09:12.840 --> 01:09:16.199 Tom Cruise athletic, athletic built like a brick shit house, 1452 01:09:16.479 --> 01:09:18.079 five to six on a good day. 1453 01:09:18.000 --> 01:09:19.199 But still firefighter. 1454 01:09:19.800 --> 01:09:26.640 And ninety pounds, soaking wet, who is so weighed down 1455 01:09:26.960 --> 01:09:29.479 by the equipment that she can barely. 1456 01:09:29.159 --> 01:09:34.319 Run wayfish wayfish. Emmanuel Bart No, No, I'm with you. 1457 01:09:34.479 --> 01:09:34.920 I'm with you. 1458 01:09:34.960 --> 01:09:37.079 This looks dumb. Okay, here's how I'm gonna here's I'm 1459 01:09:37.079 --> 01:09:39.239 going to justify the other stuff because I did forget 1460 01:09:39.279 --> 01:09:41.159 that there were other fire trucks. There is a cut 1461 01:09:41.199 --> 01:09:43.239 to like a bunch of fire trucks. They're going to 1462 01:09:43.279 --> 01:09:45.960 other because Langley is not just one building, it's a complex. 1463 01:09:46.159 --> 01:09:49.920 They're going to other buildings. Okay, these three splinter off 1464 01:09:50.439 --> 01:09:52.960 and only go into this one building. I buy it 1465 01:09:53.039 --> 01:09:55.920 because because about what's about to happen, Like that's how, 1466 01:09:56.039 --> 01:09:59.399 that's how Like, yes, that's where the other firefighters are 1467 01:09:59.399 --> 01:10:00.960 fighting a fire elsewhere. 1468 01:10:01.720 --> 01:10:04.199 A security guard leads them into Sector twenty one, which 1469 01:10:04.279 --> 01:10:06.039 is gonna give them access to the duck system that 1470 01:10:06.079 --> 01:10:09.479 they need. The two men stay with him, but Claire 1471 01:10:09.600 --> 01:10:12.680 peels off from the group in that super surreptitious way 1472 01:10:12.720 --> 01:10:15.359 you can when you're dressed in head to toe. 1473 01:10:15.199 --> 01:10:17.600 Yellow, bright ary yellow. 1474 01:10:18.239 --> 01:10:21.359 She ducks into an office. By the way, these are 1475 01:10:21.359 --> 01:10:23.920 not empty halls. There are CIA analysts around. 1476 01:10:24.159 --> 01:10:27.479 That's the thing. Like if a fucking firefighter crew shows 1477 01:10:27.520 --> 01:10:30.760 up to your office, your eye goes to them. 1478 01:10:31.239 --> 01:10:32.920 What's going on? Do I need to lead? 1479 01:10:33.039 --> 01:10:36.159 Do I need to evacuate? They're all wearing such yellow outfits. 1480 01:10:37.600 --> 01:10:41.159 She changes into CIA analyst drag. She re emerges, and 1481 01:10:41.199 --> 01:10:43.960 she intercepts Don Lo. Don Lo is the guy that 1482 01:10:44.279 --> 01:10:46.159 works in the little office that we were talking about 1483 01:10:46.199 --> 01:10:48.720 a minute ago, sad room, the sad windowless room in 1484 01:10:48.720 --> 01:10:51.800 the apple store inside of Langley. She intercepts him in 1485 01:10:51.840 --> 01:10:55.119 the cafeteria. She puts something in his coffee, and she 1486 01:10:55.199 --> 01:10:57.439 puts a little tag on him, so Luther can now 1487 01:10:57.479 --> 01:10:59.199 track his whereabouts within Langley. 1488 01:10:59.399 --> 01:11:06.960 Perfect. Meanwhile, Ethan and Franz Franz Kreeger, the frenchiest German 1489 01:11:07.000 --> 01:11:10.279 person ever, are getting ready for their part. Kreeger will 1490 01:11:10.279 --> 01:11:13.079 be lowering Ethan into the vault so he can retrieve 1491 01:11:13.119 --> 01:11:15.439 the Knochilis from the computer. There. Okay, even if you've 1492 01:11:15.479 --> 01:11:18.800 never seen this movie, you have a thousand percent this scene. 1493 01:11:18.880 --> 01:11:22.039 The scene is so famous, it's on like every Oscar 1494 01:11:22.119 --> 01:11:25.840 montage of like action sequences. Ever, right as the two 1495 01:11:25.840 --> 01:11:28.359 of them are getting ready, the guard that guided them 1496 01:11:28.399 --> 01:11:30.319 into the room is like, hey, wasn't there a third 1497 01:11:30.319 --> 01:11:32.640 one of you? And Kreeger just goes at him with 1498 01:11:32.640 --> 01:11:35.720 a knife, basically trying to kill him. Ethan prevents him 1499 01:11:35.720 --> 01:11:38.560 from killing him and says, no body count, and they 1500 01:11:38.640 --> 01:11:41.079 kind of just knock the guy out instead. They disabled 1501 01:11:41.119 --> 01:11:43.920 the quote unquote lasernet with I'm not kidding, just like. 1502 01:11:45.039 --> 01:11:45.479 It looks like it. 1503 01:11:49.319 --> 01:11:52.640 It looks like one of those paper cutters, like long 1504 01:11:52.640 --> 01:11:57.039 paper cutters. They disable the Lasernet, they open the grate, 1505 01:11:57.159 --> 01:12:00.520 and they get started lowering Ethan into the vault. There's 1506 01:12:00.560 --> 01:12:03.239 a brief scare where don Low goes into the room 1507 01:12:03.279 --> 01:12:06.359 like whatever Claire gave him has not activated yet, so 1508 01:12:06.479 --> 01:12:09.439 he goes into the room. Ethan is like, just like, 1509 01:12:09.439 --> 01:12:10.960 like I just did. 1510 01:12:11.439 --> 01:12:12.319 He's spider manning. 1511 01:12:12.359 --> 01:12:14.319 He's spider manning over the man. Yeah, I'm like I 1512 01:12:14.399 --> 01:12:15.600 just realized no one can see me. 1513 01:12:15.880 --> 01:12:16.640 Visual medium. 1514 01:12:18.880 --> 01:12:21.760 Yeah, he's spider manning over him. That don Lo takes 1515 01:12:21.800 --> 01:12:24.800 some tombs to try to help his tomb toumb doesn't work. 1516 01:12:24.920 --> 01:12:26.920 He vomits into a waste paper basket and is like 1517 01:12:27.319 --> 01:12:28.800 and like runs out of the room to go to 1518 01:12:28.840 --> 01:12:30.560 the bathroom and like throw up his guns. 1519 01:12:30.600 --> 01:12:32.199 Yes can I I just want to put a point 1520 01:12:32.279 --> 01:12:35.960 here for William don Low. He takes the garbage with 1521 01:12:36.039 --> 01:12:39.880 him and he cleans it. Yeah, good man, Yeah, as 1522 01:12:39.920 --> 01:12:40.640 you should say. 1523 01:12:40.640 --> 01:12:42.319 I mean, I wouldn't leave the garbage in the room 1524 01:12:42.399 --> 01:12:44.640 with the vomit in it, but I might be the 1525 01:12:44.680 --> 01:12:46.720 person who takes it to the bathroom and just is like, 1526 01:12:47.319 --> 01:12:51.159 can someone get someone in the bathroom? Someone's vomited in there. 1527 01:12:53.840 --> 01:13:01.279 You're real piece of shit. Talk about the disrespect of 1528 01:13:01.399 --> 01:13:06.159 custodial workers everywhere. Big Janitor just turned off this podcast 1529 01:13:07.319 --> 01:13:08.840 and will not be coming back. 1530 01:13:09.640 --> 01:13:11.199 Also, I blamed it on someone else. 1531 01:13:11.319 --> 01:13:12.239 You did that? Oh no? 1532 01:13:12.359 --> 01:13:15.880 Yeah, yeah, I called it in anonymously and I'm like, hey, uh, 1533 01:13:16.479 --> 01:13:21.279 I don't know who did it. Honestly, I would put 1534 01:13:21.279 --> 01:13:23.159 it in the men's room, So just throw this set 1535 01:13:23.239 --> 01:13:24.159 off of me. Even more. 1536 01:13:24.880 --> 01:13:26.359 I was actually worried. He was going to make his 1537 01:13:26.399 --> 01:13:27.920 assistant clean it up, like if you just put it 1538 01:13:27.920 --> 01:13:29.600 out her desk, but because needs to be cleaned, which 1539 01:13:29.600 --> 01:13:32.199 he didn't. No, no, yeah, all right, so Ethan is 1540 01:13:32.239 --> 01:13:35.000 floating in the air, he sets about copying the knocklist 1541 01:13:35.039 --> 01:13:36.960 onto his desk. I would just like to point out 1542 01:13:37.000 --> 01:13:39.640 that all of this technology that we have, we have 1543 01:13:39.680 --> 01:13:43.479 a laser net defeater, we have we have something to 1544 01:13:43.479 --> 01:13:46.000 make him vomit, we have something to track him. They've 1545 01:13:46.039 --> 01:13:49.920 decided to hang the crucial component of holding one hundred 1546 01:13:49.960 --> 01:13:52.239 and sixty pound Tom Cruise. There's a lot of muscle 1547 01:13:52.279 --> 01:13:54.239 on that frame, one hundred and fifty pounds at least, 1548 01:13:54.319 --> 01:13:58.920 right just to the physical upper body strength of Creeker. Yeah, 1549 01:13:58.960 --> 01:14:00.359 I was waiting for like the rank. 1550 01:14:00.640 --> 01:14:03.239 Yeah, yeah, like just to like, so it's something that 1551 01:14:03.319 --> 01:14:06.239 makes some level of sense break Yeah, although I mean again, 1552 01:14:06.319 --> 01:14:07.640 Jean Renaul is very big. 1553 01:14:07.800 --> 01:14:08.640 He's very big, but. 1554 01:14:10.159 --> 01:14:13.279 He's not He's not Arnold Schwarzeninger, even Arnold Schwarzenegger. 1555 01:14:13.479 --> 01:14:16.199 You're just holding the dead weight of one hundred and 1556 01:14:16.279 --> 01:14:19.960 fifty pounds on a rope. You don't even have grips, 1557 01:14:20.359 --> 01:14:22.319 Like if he had if even they had put clamps 1558 01:14:22.319 --> 01:14:24.000 on the rope for him, so he had act He's 1559 01:14:24.039 --> 01:14:31.399 just holding a rope, yeah, with his gloved hands. Short jan, Okay, 1560 01:14:31.720 --> 01:14:36.560 The problem begins when Krieger spots an approaching rat. 1561 01:14:36.920 --> 01:14:39.880 This I felt triggered watching this. I felt deeply triggered. 1562 01:14:40.000 --> 01:14:42.840 He drops the rope for a moment, regaining his hold 1563 01:14:42.920 --> 01:14:46.760 with Ethan mere inches above the floor. Ethan is arching 1564 01:14:46.800 --> 01:14:49.520 his back like a like a first day student in 1565 01:14:49.560 --> 01:14:51.760 a yoga class, trying to do a bo pose like 1566 01:14:51.880 --> 01:14:54.840 he is. He is just barely not touching the ground. 1567 01:14:55.239 --> 01:14:57.359 We cut back up to the duct. The rat is 1568 01:14:57.399 --> 01:14:59.319 dead somehow that I don't know how that happens. 1569 01:14:59.319 --> 01:15:01.760 I'm really glad movie did not show me whatever that was. 1570 01:15:01.840 --> 01:15:04.560 But I'm glad it happened. I'm not sorry it happened, y'all. 1571 01:15:04.680 --> 01:15:08.279 But Ethan is still swinging inches from the floor. He 1572 01:15:08.399 --> 01:15:11.880 sees a droplet of sweat on his glasses. He manages 1573 01:15:11.920 --> 01:15:13.840 to catch it in his hand before it hits the ground. 1574 01:15:13.960 --> 01:15:14.439 Amazing. 1575 01:15:14.920 --> 01:15:18.119 Don Lowe finishes puking and doing whatever else he may 1576 01:15:18.199 --> 01:15:20.399 or may not be doing in that bathroom. We don't 1577 01:15:20.439 --> 01:15:22.840 know how many ends he's losing it at he starts 1578 01:15:22.840 --> 01:15:27.079 to come back, and Luther reports time to go, and 1579 01:15:27.199 --> 01:15:31.600 Franz starts hoisting Ethan back up again, only no cranking, 1580 01:15:31.840 --> 01:15:34.000 just hand over hand, hand over hand. 1581 01:15:34.359 --> 01:15:37.039 Well, because there was a like a like a pulley 1582 01:15:37.039 --> 01:15:39.800 system earlier, but that has been disabled. There was something 1583 01:15:39.800 --> 01:15:41.279 that made the rope oh yes. 1584 01:15:41.359 --> 01:15:42.800 Yes, yes, more smoothly. 1585 01:15:42.920 --> 01:15:47.960 Yeahfore, but that that's whatever happened with the rat that's gone. Yeah. 1586 01:15:48.000 --> 01:15:50.960 So Ethan collects the disc which has copied the knocklist 1587 01:15:51.079 --> 01:15:52.720 back on his way up, he starts taking all the 1588 01:15:52.760 --> 01:15:55.239 equipment back like they had a temperature gauge to make 1589 01:15:55.279 --> 01:15:59.039 sure the temperature wasn't rising. The friction of the rope 1590 01:15:59.079 --> 01:16:01.680 that is now no longer on the pulley it starts 1591 01:16:01.680 --> 01:16:03.840 to get almost loud enough to set off the sound alarm. 1592 01:16:04.159 --> 01:16:10.640 They manage in the seconds between don Lo ultimately disabling 1593 01:16:10.680 --> 01:16:13.479 all of these systems so he can enter the room. 1594 01:16:14.239 --> 01:16:16.960 In that split second, some kind of mechanical thing that 1595 01:16:16.960 --> 01:16:19.920 we have not seen before. Yank's Ethan up so he 1596 01:16:20.039 --> 01:16:23.359 gets out of eye line before don Lo enters the room. 1597 01:16:23.800 --> 01:16:27.039 He has the disc in his mouth. Franz is immediately 1598 01:16:27.039 --> 01:16:30.199 like thanks, and he takes the disc and unfortunately drops 1599 01:16:30.199 --> 01:16:33.079 his knife onto the desk. In the process, it stabs 1600 01:16:33.079 --> 01:16:36.520 into the desk, stands straight up. Fuck, nothing we can 1601 01:16:36.560 --> 01:16:37.920 do about that, don lo. 1602 01:16:38.279 --> 01:16:42.800 This actor really excellent performance. He looks up and like, 1603 01:16:43.039 --> 01:16:45.279 we see what he sees, and everything's in place. 1604 01:16:45.439 --> 01:16:47.319 Laziernet is back, Lasernet is back. 1605 01:16:47.680 --> 01:16:49.960 The gorilla is on. Nothing's going on above his head. 1606 01:16:50.520 --> 01:16:52.199 He's like, wait a minute, though, but someone was in 1607 01:16:52.199 --> 01:16:54.840 this room. He signs onto his computer and he realizes 1608 01:16:54.880 --> 01:16:57.399 that there was a file downloaded a minute ago, a 1609 01:16:57.439 --> 01:16:59.159 minute before he re entered the room, and he goes, 1610 01:16:59.199 --> 01:17:03.079 oh no. He reports the breach immediately, but finds out 1611 01:17:03.079 --> 01:17:05.399 he's already too late. The team has set off a 1612 01:17:05.399 --> 01:17:08.560 smoke bomb and escapes in the fire truck, leaving Kittridge 1613 01:17:09.279 --> 01:17:14.079 raging through Langley. 1614 01:17:14.479 --> 01:17:18.079 Do you think maybe they would suspect the fire men 1615 01:17:18.279 --> 01:17:21.079 of being plants at this point, the only people to 1616 01:17:21.359 --> 01:17:26.880 enter to enter this place in the last hour and 1617 01:17:26.960 --> 01:17:29.560 beat one room over from this. Maybe it was the 1618 01:17:29.560 --> 01:17:30.840 fire peak, Maybe it was the fireman. 1619 01:17:31.399 --> 01:17:33.439 Maybe you think, yeah, you think it was the three 1620 01:17:33.560 --> 01:17:37.479 canaries that walked in here dressed as Halloween Adventure of firefighters. 1621 01:17:37.600 --> 01:17:40.079 Yeah, so we cut to London. The team is getting 1622 01:17:40.079 --> 01:17:43.960 ready to make contact with Max. Kreeger tells Ethan he's 1623 01:17:44.000 --> 01:17:47.159 not going to any meetings without him, right, so there's 1624 01:17:47.199 --> 01:17:48.800 an antagonism between the two of them. 1625 01:17:48.920 --> 01:17:51.920 Yeah, there's a dick swinging contest. If I'm being perfectly honest. 1626 01:17:52.039 --> 01:17:54.039 Claire will say it clearly later in the scene. They 1627 01:17:54.119 --> 01:17:56.039 kind of reference it in the first scene when they 1628 01:17:56.039 --> 01:17:58.640 meet them on the train, but he is her contact. 1629 01:17:58.920 --> 01:18:02.479 She brings Kreeger in. Yeah, so Kreeger's like, look, you're 1630 01:18:02.520 --> 01:18:05.199 not going anywhere without me. You're not going any meetings 1631 01:18:05.199 --> 01:18:06.840 with Max without me, because I'm the one who has 1632 01:18:06.880 --> 01:18:08.439 the knock list because he and he takes out the 1633 01:18:08.439 --> 01:18:10.439 discs that he took from from Ethan at the at 1634 01:18:10.520 --> 01:18:14.319 Langley all contrare. Ethan says he swapped discs with a 1635 01:18:14.319 --> 01:18:17.039 little sleight of hand. The one that Creaker snatched was 1636 01:18:17.039 --> 01:18:19.319 a decoy all along, and Tom Cruise gets to go 1637 01:18:19.359 --> 01:18:21.760 full Tom Cruise deck and start doing sleight of hand 1638 01:18:21.760 --> 01:18:24.600 that you know that's real. He's doing that fa. 1639 01:18:26.239 --> 01:18:28.159 And he didn't even learn it for this movie. You 1640 01:18:28.239 --> 01:18:31.159 know that Tom Cruise has like is like a hole. 1641 01:18:31.239 --> 01:18:33.000 Like when you go to his house and you know, 1642 01:18:33.039 --> 01:18:36.800 he doesn't drink alcohol, probably because scientologists right, he's probably 1643 01:18:36.960 --> 01:18:38.840 He probably serves you weird food that you don't want 1644 01:18:38.840 --> 01:18:41.239 to eat and no alcohol, and then he makes you 1645 01:18:41.399 --> 01:18:43.279 watch him do close up magic all night. 1646 01:18:44.039 --> 01:18:45.399 I went to a restaurant recently. 1647 01:18:45.479 --> 01:18:48.399 I bet you Nicole Kinman was so triggered by this movie. 1648 01:18:50.039 --> 01:18:51.039 Memi Rogers was like. 1649 01:18:51.039 --> 01:18:54.119 No, Mimie Rogers saw him do like two seconds of 1650 01:18:54.119 --> 01:18:55.760 close up magic, and she's like, I have to go. 1651 01:18:55.720 --> 01:18:57.840 Home to go, I have to go. I went to 1652 01:18:57.880 --> 01:19:00.199 this restaurant recently, you know how like some rest trun 1653 01:19:00.359 --> 01:19:06.119 like jazz brunch or whatever like they have like oh god, 1654 01:19:07.640 --> 01:19:10.439 and I was like, yes, let's do it, because I 1655 01:19:10.479 --> 01:19:12.199 was like, this is going to be so awkward. I like, 1656 01:19:12.279 --> 01:19:14.439 I was like, put it in my veins. I want 1657 01:19:14.439 --> 01:19:17.079 to I want to know the man that's making his 1658 01:19:17.199 --> 01:19:20.880 money going table to table at this local Brooklyn restaurant 1659 01:19:20.880 --> 01:19:22.920 doing close up magic. But unfortunately the party I was 1660 01:19:22.920 --> 01:19:25.319 with was like, no, no, I don't want it. 1661 01:19:26.880 --> 01:19:29.159 You needed me there. I love that you had the 1662 01:19:29.239 --> 01:19:32.399 chaos demon energy. You never have the chaostemon energy. 1663 01:19:32.479 --> 01:19:34.640 And that time I was I was so in. 1664 01:19:34.800 --> 01:19:36.960 Yes, I'll go with you. Okay, let's do some close 1665 01:19:37.000 --> 01:19:37.760 up brunch magic. 1666 01:19:37.840 --> 01:19:41.439 Let's do it. Okay. So Kreeger and Ethan are sparring 1667 01:19:41.439 --> 01:19:44.800 with each other until Franz and Anger throws the decoy 1668 01:19:44.840 --> 01:19:46.560 in the garbage and leaves and he like throws a 1669 01:19:46.560 --> 01:19:48.000 bunch of things off Ethan's desk. 1670 01:19:48.399 --> 01:19:49.039 He has a snit. 1671 01:19:49.159 --> 01:19:51.880 He has a snit? What's the French word for a snit? 1672 01:19:53.880 --> 01:19:56.439 Ethan picks up the Bible that that Kreeger knocked to 1673 01:19:56.479 --> 01:19:58.319 the floor in Anger and he opens it. It's the 1674 01:19:58.319 --> 01:20:00.000 Bible that he's been looking at all along to find 1675 01:20:00.119 --> 01:20:03.079 Joe three fourteen, and he sees it's from the Drake 1676 01:20:03.079 --> 01:20:07.600 Hotel in Chicago. Rut Row. This doesn't really prove anything 1677 01:20:07.800 --> 01:20:10.199 when you think about it, Like, it just proves that 1678 01:20:10.560 --> 01:20:13.279 maybe Jim's kind of a dick who takes the drawer 1679 01:20:13.319 --> 01:20:13.920 Bible out of it. 1680 01:20:15.079 --> 01:20:16.640 So why is he taking the drawer Bible? 1681 01:20:16.760 --> 01:20:19.479 Yet? You have money, you're a super spy. I presume 1682 01:20:19.520 --> 01:20:21.199 you're compensated reasonably. 1683 01:20:21.239 --> 01:20:24.319 Well, No, we actually find out later he earns sixty 1684 01:20:24.319 --> 01:20:26.840 two thousand dollars a year that he tells us Paul 1685 01:20:26.960 --> 01:20:29.359 that's only one hundred and thirty thousand dollars in today's money, 1686 01:20:29.439 --> 01:20:30.720 fairly enough to buy a bible. 1687 01:20:30.800 --> 01:20:32.119 You can't buy a bible, I bet you know if 1688 01:20:32.119 --> 01:20:32.319 you know. 1689 01:20:32.279 --> 01:20:34.039 What a Bible costs these days. 1690 01:20:33.800 --> 01:20:34.960 If you go to what ch're still give you a 1691 01:20:34.960 --> 01:20:37.319 Bible for free. They are losing congregants. 1692 01:20:37.399 --> 01:20:40.079 Yeah, yeah, you could. You could ask for fifty Bibles 1693 01:20:40.079 --> 01:20:41.760 and they'll be like, yeah. 1694 01:20:41.000 --> 01:20:45.159 Yes, sure, to your house. Absolutely. So Claire comes over, 1695 01:20:45.279 --> 01:20:48.199 she apologizes for bringing Krieger in, and then she says 1696 01:20:48.239 --> 01:20:50.760 she's going to get some sleep, and she like hesitantly 1697 01:20:50.840 --> 01:20:53.479 kisses Ethan on the cheek. So she goes to get 1698 01:20:53.479 --> 01:20:56.079 some sleep. Ethan retrieves the disc from the garbage and 1699 01:20:56.119 --> 01:20:59.279 he gives it to Luther. There was a moment earlier 1700 01:20:59.319 --> 01:21:01.399 when they were doing a job in Langley when Luther 1701 01:21:01.560 --> 01:21:04.399 realized that they were stealing the knocklist, and he was 1702 01:21:04.439 --> 01:21:06.800 audibly shocked on the radio. He's like, what are you doing? 1703 01:21:06.960 --> 01:21:10.279 You're getting that? And nat has made Ethan trust him, right, 1704 01:21:10.720 --> 01:21:14.560 so we should know here Claire and Krieger are not 1705 01:21:14.760 --> 01:21:18.600 in the inner circle, but Luther is. Yeah, so Ethan 1706 01:21:18.680 --> 01:21:21.439 is not completely taken in by whatever Claire is selling, right, 1707 01:21:21.800 --> 01:21:24.039 He tells him, I'm going to give you this the 1708 01:21:24.119 --> 01:21:27.239 knocklist your job tomorrow on the train, which is our 1709 01:21:27.279 --> 01:21:30.159 you know, our big ultimate, our set piece, our set piece. 1710 01:21:30.800 --> 01:21:33.000 You do not let this list get out. 1711 01:21:33.199 --> 01:21:37.199 Because you understand the consequences. Yeah, Luther, you know, we 1712 01:21:37.239 --> 01:21:39.319 don't actually find out why he was disavowed. I bet 1713 01:21:39.359 --> 01:21:41.199 in a later movie we do. Yeah, I bet it 1714 01:21:41.239 --> 01:21:43.520 because he's in all the Mission Impossibles. 1715 01:21:43.000 --> 01:21:44.279 All of them, him and Tom Cruise. 1716 01:21:44.359 --> 01:21:46.239 Him and Tom Cruise are the only two constants really, 1717 01:21:46.319 --> 01:21:48.600 and then later on there's Simon Pegg will be like 1718 01:21:48.600 --> 01:21:49.239 in a bunch of them. 1719 01:21:49.239 --> 01:21:51.520 But like, I feel like I have lost on Cinematrix 1720 01:21:51.560 --> 01:21:53.279 because I presume Simon Pegg was in all of the 1721 01:21:53.279 --> 01:21:54.079 Mission Impossible. 1722 01:21:54.279 --> 01:21:57.079 So yeah, I kind of wanted him to be in 1723 01:21:57.079 --> 01:21:58.239 this one. I was like, oh, he's not in this 1724 01:21:58.279 --> 01:21:59.880 one yet. I think he shows up to like this 1725 01:22:00.279 --> 01:22:02.800 or third one. Yeah, So these two have a like 1726 01:22:03.119 --> 01:22:05.159 it's clear he has integrity. We don't know what he 1727 01:22:05.199 --> 01:22:08.000 did to like the CIA to dump him, but like 1728 01:22:08.159 --> 01:22:09.119 he's a good guy. 1729 01:22:09.239 --> 01:22:09.560 Yeah. 1730 01:22:09.600 --> 01:22:12.479 So Claire calls Ethan into the room where you know, 1731 01:22:12.560 --> 01:22:14.640 where she was trying to sleep, and she shows him 1732 01:22:14.640 --> 01:22:17.920 the TV. There's a news report announcing that Ethan's mother 1733 01:22:18.000 --> 01:22:21.199 and uncle have been arrested as drug kingpens in Iowa 1734 01:22:21.319 --> 01:22:23.079 or wherever they're from. I just want to remind the 1735 01:22:23.119 --> 01:22:26.560 audience that this is London. They're in London. Yeah, I 1736 01:22:26.600 --> 01:22:31.279 can't imagine like the London local news being like, by 1737 01:22:31.399 --> 01:22:35.319 the way, there was a drug arrest in Iowa. That's 1738 01:22:35.399 --> 01:22:37.600 the middle of America. For the rest of you who 1739 01:22:37.720 --> 01:22:39.199 don't understand where that is. 1740 01:22:39.439 --> 01:22:43.239 I'm sure most people in London think New York, Los Angeles, 1741 01:22:43.399 --> 01:22:47.880 maybe Chicago and Texas, those four points, Miami and maybe 1742 01:22:47.880 --> 01:22:50.399 New Orleans, yeah, those five to six points and other 1743 01:22:50.399 --> 01:22:52.319 than that, everything is just America is big. 1744 01:22:52.239 --> 01:22:55.680 Yeah, the middle. Yeah. But like I genuine I was 1745 01:22:55.680 --> 01:22:58.680 that that, Like, that's so stupid that this local news 1746 01:22:58.720 --> 01:23:04.560 in London, But regardless, it works. Ethan watches as his 1747 01:23:04.640 --> 01:23:07.720 mom and his uncle get purp walked. Ethan calls the 1748 01:23:07.760 --> 01:23:10.479 IMF from a payphone, and Kittridge assures him that all 1749 01:23:10.520 --> 01:23:13.239 the charges will be dropped the moment he comes in. Ethan, 1750 01:23:13.359 --> 01:23:15.600 playing cat and mouse, tells Kittridge, if you think I 1751 01:23:15.720 --> 01:23:17.640 murdered my entire team, why do you think I care 1752 01:23:17.680 --> 01:23:18.640 about my own family? 1753 01:23:18.840 --> 01:23:19.119 Yeah? 1754 01:23:19.119 --> 01:23:21.159 And He hangs up the phone before they can fully 1755 01:23:21.199 --> 01:23:24.359 trace the call, but the IMF now knows that Ethan 1756 01:23:24.399 --> 01:23:27.000 is in London. It's almost like Ethan wanted it that way. 1757 01:23:27.119 --> 01:23:29.920 Ethan hangs up the payphone. There's a large man in 1758 01:23:29.960 --> 01:23:33.199 a trench coat that very noticeably moved into frame while 1759 01:23:33.199 --> 01:23:34.479 he was on the phone with Kittridge. 1760 01:23:34.640 --> 01:23:36.000 Someone who's also overcover. 1761 01:23:36.279 --> 01:23:38.319 Yeah, he's wearing a trench coat and a hat. He 1762 01:23:38.359 --> 01:23:42.680 turns around to face Ethan and it's Jim. Jim, you're alive, Jim, 1763 01:23:42.800 --> 01:23:45.840 Oh my goodness. Jim says you're a hard man to 1764 01:23:45.880 --> 01:23:48.079 catch up with and coughs in pain, and we just 1765 01:23:48.119 --> 01:23:50.319 cut to the two of them debriefing. Jim is still 1766 01:23:50.359 --> 01:23:52.560 in a bad way from the attack, and he tells 1767 01:23:52.560 --> 01:23:55.960 Ethan that Kittridge is the one who shot him and 1768 01:23:56.000 --> 01:23:58.720 Ethan goes, oh my god, that Tom Cruise way. Yes. 1769 01:23:59.000 --> 01:24:01.640 Ethan starts to piece together how Kittridge would have done it, 1770 01:24:02.000 --> 01:24:06.000 killing Jack, almost killing Jim, but then flashes to that 1771 01:24:06.159 --> 01:24:09.600 night show us a different story. We see Jim himself 1772 01:24:09.840 --> 01:24:13.079 programming the elevators to kill Jack and then faking his 1773 01:24:13.159 --> 01:24:16.439 own shooting. We cut back to Ethan and he says, oh, well, 1774 01:24:16.479 --> 01:24:19.119 Kittridge would have needed backup to kill Sarah and Galitzin 1775 01:24:19.800 --> 01:24:22.199 and we see the knife that Ethan pulled from Sarah's 1776 01:24:22.199 --> 01:24:24.479 body and we realized that it matches the knife that 1777 01:24:24.600 --> 01:24:27.840 Krieger wielded in Langley. Ethan wonders how did Kittridge kill 1778 01:24:27.840 --> 01:24:30.760 Hannah and we see Claire off in an alleyway detonating 1779 01:24:30.760 --> 01:24:35.279 the bomb once Hannah played by famed German actress Marlene 1780 01:24:35.359 --> 01:24:36.720 von Struckheim. 1781 01:24:36.520 --> 01:24:47.319 Ha played by Strudel, just Strudel. Strudel can't think of 1782 01:24:47.319 --> 01:24:49.920 a second word, can't think of a second German word. 1783 01:24:50.039 --> 01:24:52.279 So we see Claire detonating the bomb. But then Ethan 1784 01:24:52.319 --> 01:24:55.800 corrects himself Kittridge could also have detonated it, and we 1785 01:24:55.880 --> 01:24:58.039 see a flashback where Jim crawls out of the river 1786 01:24:58.119 --> 01:25:01.199 and detonates the bomb. Right this is telling us is 1787 01:25:01.239 --> 01:25:05.039 that Ethan is telling Jim that he believes him Kittridge 1788 01:25:05.079 --> 01:25:07.279 did all this, but he has put together that it 1789 01:25:07.359 --> 01:25:10.600 was actually Jim who did it with Krieger. But what 1790 01:25:10.680 --> 01:25:13.279 he doesn't know is whether or not Claire was actually involved. 1791 01:25:13.479 --> 01:25:15.720 Yes, I just think this is so well done. It 1792 01:25:15.760 --> 01:25:18.600 also goes to like it makes Ethan seem smarter, right, 1793 01:25:18.680 --> 01:25:20.960 like we now we know that Ethan knows because he's 1794 01:25:20.960 --> 01:25:24.079 not a dumb dumb what actually went down. This is 1795 01:25:24.079 --> 01:25:25.840 what I meant earlier when I said the movie makes 1796 01:25:25.880 --> 01:25:30.079 it just easy enough for the audience to solve without us, like, 1797 01:25:30.159 --> 01:25:32.000 without us feeling like, oh, this is dumb. 1798 01:25:32.119 --> 01:25:34.520 Yeah, I guess because you're not ahead of Ethan at 1799 01:25:34.520 --> 01:25:35.960 the end of the scene, but you are ahead of Jim, 1800 01:25:36.000 --> 01:25:37.159 so you still get to feel like you're ahead of 1801 01:25:37.159 --> 01:25:37.359 the movie. 1802 01:25:37.439 --> 01:25:40.640 One hundred, yeah, one hundred. So Ethan looks up and 1803 01:25:40.680 --> 01:25:45.279 he asks Jim, but why why would kittridge this? And 1804 01:25:45.399 --> 01:25:48.159 Jim Jim gets a little somber and he says, well, 1805 01:25:48.479 --> 01:25:50.680 one day you wake up and you realize that you're 1806 01:25:50.760 --> 01:25:54.479 obsolete with a lousy marriage and sixty two grand a 1807 01:25:54.560 --> 01:25:57.239 year because the Cold War is over and god damn it, 1808 01:25:57.279 --> 01:25:58.880 weren't those the good old days? 1809 01:25:59.199 --> 01:26:01.199 Don't you remember the Q missile crisis? What fun? 1810 01:26:01.319 --> 01:26:03.760 What fun that was for the rest of us, Coming 1811 01:26:03.800 --> 01:26:06.960 out of the mouth of John Voight, super interesting. Yeah, 1812 01:26:07.039 --> 01:26:09.680 that's that's not the movie's fault. Doesn't understand what it's 1813 01:26:09.680 --> 01:26:12.399 doing here. He doesn't understand the context. It's it's creating, 1814 01:26:12.640 --> 01:26:14.079 but it's just super interesting, right. 1815 01:26:14.119 --> 01:26:15.680 It's also interesting. It's almost like John. 1816 01:26:15.560 --> 01:26:17.399 Voy is saying, we should make America great again. 1817 01:26:17.520 --> 01:26:21.159 Yeah, a little bit. It's also interesting that, like because 1818 01:26:21.279 --> 01:26:25.199 of I'm watching this thirty years after the movie was released, 1819 01:26:25.239 --> 01:26:28.159 and I have a relationship with John Voight, the person 1820 01:26:29.600 --> 01:26:31.319 he comes on screen in the beginning of the movie, 1821 01:26:31.319 --> 01:26:34.760 and I'm like, he's the bad guy, like immediately, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1822 01:26:34.520 --> 01:26:38.560 And also if you're playing by like you know Colombo rules, right, 1823 01:26:38.600 --> 01:26:40.880 You're like, well, the famous guy, the other famous guy 1824 01:26:40.920 --> 01:26:42.960 is dead, so this is the other famous guy in 1825 01:26:43.000 --> 01:26:43.640 the movie. It's him. 1826 01:26:43.680 --> 01:26:45.600 He's a bad guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And Kristin Scott 1827 01:26:45.640 --> 01:26:47.479 Thomas is not famous enough to be the famous bad 1828 01:26:47.479 --> 01:26:50.720 guy yet. Yeah. But I wonder if you remember in 1829 01:26:50.760 --> 01:26:52.920 nineteen ninety six, like, did you have that reaction or 1830 01:26:52.920 --> 01:26:54.079 were you surprised by this time? 1831 01:26:54.159 --> 01:26:56.479 I was surprised, Okay. Well, Also, so I saw the 1832 01:26:56.520 --> 01:26:59.119 movie with my mom, and I remember she had a 1833 01:26:59.239 --> 01:27:03.039 very strong negative reaction to this twist. She watched Mission Impossible, 1834 01:27:03.119 --> 01:27:04.640 but she was like a teenager and she loved the 1835 01:27:04.640 --> 01:27:07.159 TV show, and so she was so pissed that the 1836 01:27:07.279 --> 01:27:10.880 character for mission impossible. It's the bad guy in the movie. 1837 01:27:10.960 --> 01:27:12.960 Well, Nadia, Elena, at least you can know that the 1838 01:27:13.000 --> 01:27:15.680 original actor said fuck you to this script ah and 1839 01:27:15.760 --> 01:27:16.439 wouldn't do it. 1840 01:27:16.680 --> 01:27:19.079 That's nice. My mom doesn't listen to this. Yeah no, 1841 01:27:19.159 --> 01:27:21.319 but seriously though, like she she had a really strong 1842 01:27:21.359 --> 01:27:23.920 reaction to it. And I think that they were banking 1843 01:27:23.960 --> 01:27:27.000 on that that the older generation watching the movie would 1844 01:27:27.079 --> 01:27:29.399 would assume this has got to be It's like, what 1845 01:27:29.399 --> 01:27:31.039 if Tom Cruise had turned out to be the bad guy, 1846 01:27:31.079 --> 01:27:34.039 We'd all be like what Yeah, I kind of remember 1847 01:27:34.079 --> 01:27:34.640 being shocked. 1848 01:27:34.760 --> 01:27:35.800 Yeah, so again. 1849 01:27:36.239 --> 01:27:38.800 Jim gives Ethan basically all the information as to why 1850 01:27:38.840 --> 01:27:42.239 someone like him would turn Jim promises Ethan they're gonna 1851 01:27:42.279 --> 01:27:45.479 go after Kittridge big time, and Ethan says, oh no, 1852 01:27:45.880 --> 01:27:49.039 we won't have to. He's gonna come after us. After all, 1853 01:27:49.319 --> 01:27:52.960 we have the knocklist. Jim is like, good job, Ethan. 1854 01:27:53.039 --> 01:27:56.000 He seems very impressed, and Ethan tells Jim the plan 1855 01:27:56.159 --> 01:27:59.319 to trade the list for job on the train the 1856 01:27:59.359 --> 01:28:02.359 following day. We're gonna catch Kittridge on the train. 1857 01:28:02.520 --> 01:28:02.600 Ye. 1858 01:28:02.960 --> 01:28:06.279 Jim asks Ethan not to tell Claire that he's still 1859 01:28:06.279 --> 01:28:08.600 alive until after the job is done, He's like, this 1860 01:28:08.680 --> 01:28:11.800 is a lot for Claire to take in. She's you 1861 01:28:12.199 --> 01:28:14.640 know how women are. You can't tell them their husband's 1862 01:28:14.680 --> 01:28:16.640 dead and then three days later tell them their husband's 1863 01:28:16.640 --> 01:28:18.439 alive again. Bitches be crazy. 1864 01:28:18.640 --> 01:28:21.239 He says this line, God knows what she's had you 1865 01:28:21.319 --> 01:28:24.199 to forget about me. It's been like generously two weeks. 1866 01:28:24.279 --> 01:28:26.840 It's no, it's been forty eight hours or some shit. 1867 01:28:28.640 --> 01:28:30.960 God knows what she's had to do to forget about me. 1868 01:28:31.039 --> 01:28:33.560 Is the implication, like you two have been boning down there. 1869 01:28:33.600 --> 01:28:35.880 I think that's where that line comes from. That like 1870 01:28:36.239 --> 01:28:38.319 that that you guys have been fucking. 1871 01:28:38.159 --> 01:28:40.479 Yeah, you guys have started to get together. She was 1872 01:28:40.520 --> 01:28:45.720 just waiting for her creepy old husband to die, which fair, fair, Yeah, 1873 01:28:45.760 --> 01:28:48.359 And Ethan's like, yeah, you're right, I shouldn't tell Claire. 1874 01:28:48.720 --> 01:28:51.520 Ethan heads back to their hideout. Claire is sitting on 1875 01:28:51.560 --> 01:28:53.520 the floor in a sleeping bag in the corner of 1876 01:28:53.560 --> 01:28:59.119 the room. Sure, whatever trauma, it's clearly she was supposed 1877 01:28:59.119 --> 01:29:01.079 to look like the little match girl, I guess or something. 1878 01:29:01.119 --> 01:29:01.560 I don't know. 1879 01:29:01.680 --> 01:29:03.960 I actually had a visceral response to this scene when 1880 01:29:03.960 --> 01:29:05.880 I was like younger when I was sixteen and they 1881 01:29:06.079 --> 01:29:07.920 like the look on her face and her being on 1882 01:29:07.960 --> 01:29:10.600 the floor, I got annoyed. I was like, come on, 1883 01:29:11.279 --> 01:29:14.319 she is a grown ass fucking super spy. Why did 1884 01:29:14.319 --> 01:29:16.600 they keep playing her like she's just like, oh no, 1885 01:29:16.680 --> 01:29:18.880 I'm so vulnerable? Like fuck off. 1886 01:29:19.319 --> 01:29:21.840 He tells her the drop is tomorrow and she reaches 1887 01:29:21.880 --> 01:29:24.239 out her hand for his. He gives her his hand 1888 01:29:24.279 --> 01:29:26.199 and she rubs his hand against her face and starts 1889 01:29:26.279 --> 01:29:26.720 kissing it. 1890 01:29:26.760 --> 01:29:29.239 As we fade out, these two do bone down here, right? 1891 01:29:29.399 --> 01:29:31.720 They have to like it seems to be the implication 1892 01:29:32.239 --> 01:29:35.680 those kid. She's not a gentle dry kiss, She's like 1893 01:29:35.760 --> 01:29:36.680 tongueing his hand. 1894 01:29:36.760 --> 01:29:42.279 Yes. We briefly cut to Kittridge receiving two tickets to 1895 01:29:42.359 --> 01:29:44.600 the train and he heads to get on board because 1896 01:29:44.600 --> 01:29:46.199 he's just landed in London. Remember he found out that 1897 01:29:46.199 --> 01:29:46.920 Ethan was in London. 1898 01:29:47.000 --> 01:29:48.119 Did just land in London? 1899 01:29:48.159 --> 01:29:48.359 Paul? 1900 01:29:50.119 --> 01:29:52.640 This is how much money this fucking movie has. He 1901 01:29:52.760 --> 01:29:58.640 lands in a helicopter in front of Tower Bridge January. 1902 01:29:58.720 --> 01:30:03.479 I'm not kidding, it's Tower Bridge, helicopter down. Henry Churney 1903 01:30:03.479 --> 01:30:05.800 gets out of the helicopters like what reads a note? 1904 01:30:05.840 --> 01:30:07.880 There was no reason to set the scene here. 1905 01:30:08.800 --> 01:30:10.720 It must be so interesting to be one of those 1906 01:30:10.720 --> 01:30:14.039 actors like Henry Cherney who's like a journeyman actor, who like, 1907 01:30:14.279 --> 01:30:17.079 I just got off of Mission Impossible that had all 1908 01:30:17.119 --> 01:30:18.880 the money in the world, and now I'm gonna go 1909 01:30:18.920 --> 01:30:21.600 do an indye that has like a two million dollar budget, 1910 01:30:21.600 --> 01:30:25.960 and what like the different work experiences must be not 1911 01:30:26.039 --> 01:30:29.680 that one is necessarily even better, Just like the entire vibe. 1912 01:30:29.640 --> 01:30:31.319 The one where I get to fly in a helicopter 1913 01:30:31.399 --> 01:30:34.079 over Tower Bridge is better. I'm just gonna tell you that. 1914 01:30:34.199 --> 01:30:34.640 Right now. 1915 01:30:35.880 --> 01:30:38.880 On the train Max, Max is back. Thank god I 1916 01:30:38.880 --> 01:30:42.159 missed her. Max receives a phone call from Ethan. He 1917 01:30:42.239 --> 01:30:44.359 tells her that the disc is attached to like a 1918 01:30:44.439 --> 01:30:47.960 thing under her seat. She she it's like an OPRAH episode. 1919 01:30:48.239 --> 01:30:50.560 He's like, and you get a call, and you. 1920 01:30:50.520 --> 01:30:52.359 Get a knock list, and you get a knocklist, and 1921 01:30:52.439 --> 01:30:53.159 you get a knock. 1922 01:30:53.000 --> 01:30:56.479 Everyone looked under your seats. She starts to load up 1923 01:30:56.479 --> 01:30:58.760 the list and it starts to load correctly, and she 1924 01:30:58.880 --> 01:31:00.920 is satisfied. She tells him, but his payment is in 1925 01:31:00.960 --> 01:31:04.119 the baggage car. Thank you for your service, sir, He says, 1926 01:31:04.119 --> 01:31:06.239 what about job and She says, don't worry. When you 1927 01:31:06.279 --> 01:31:08.600 go to get the money, job will be there. Job 1928 01:31:08.680 --> 01:31:11.039 will find you. Max and her associates keep trying to 1929 01:31:11.039 --> 01:31:13.800 download the knocklist, but Luther is right next to them, 1930 01:31:14.239 --> 01:31:17.000 jamming the signal. He's pretending to be a businessman on 1931 01:31:17.039 --> 01:31:19.640 the train ye, and he's his cell phone is actually 1932 01:31:19.720 --> 01:31:23.079 like something that's jamming the signal. Meanwhile, Kittridge and his 1933 01:31:23.119 --> 01:31:25.159 team are now on the train as well, and they're 1934 01:31:25.199 --> 01:31:28.359 searching for Max. So they're looking for someone suspicious yep. 1935 01:31:28.520 --> 01:31:31.199 We cut to Claire. She reports to Ethan that Kittridge 1936 01:31:31.279 --> 01:31:33.159 is on the train and he tells her to meet 1937 01:31:33.239 --> 01:31:35.680 him in the baggage car, so we follow Claire back. 1938 01:31:35.760 --> 01:31:38.680 She enters the baggage car where Jim is sitting, but 1939 01:31:38.760 --> 01:31:41.840 she's not surprised. Erica No, She says Ethan is right 1940 01:31:41.880 --> 01:31:44.000 behind her, and is it such a good idea to 1941 01:31:44.079 --> 01:31:46.560 kill him? She says, they can take the money and 1942 01:31:46.600 --> 01:31:48.720 Ethan can take the blame. No one else has seen 1943 01:31:48.800 --> 01:31:52.600 Jim alive. No one will believe Ethan's story and Erica. 1944 01:31:52.760 --> 01:31:55.800 Jim reaches up and he pulls off his mask to 1945 01:31:55.840 --> 01:32:01.439 reveal that he's actually Ethan. It's just extra funny when 1946 01:32:01.439 --> 01:32:03.079 you think about that this woman was supposed to be 1947 01:32:03.199 --> 01:32:07.319 married to John Voight, and the different body types of 1948 01:32:07.439 --> 01:32:11.279 John voy who is legitimately like six' two six y. 1949 01:32:11.319 --> 01:32:13.760 Three he is more than half a foot taller Than. 1950 01:32:13.840 --> 01:32:15.279 Joe know what that is why they had to have 1951 01:32:15.359 --> 01:32:17.600 him sitting? Down, yeah and now That i'm now that 1952 01:32:17.640 --> 01:32:20.279 you're saying it out loud Because jim is sitting, Down 1953 01:32:20.399 --> 01:32:22.119 and when she walks in and she's, Like, jim should 1954 01:32:22.119 --> 01:32:23.920 we really kill? Him And i'm, like there's no way 1955 01:32:23.920 --> 01:32:25.079 they could have Had tom cruise. 1956 01:32:25.279 --> 01:32:28.760 Anyway just like he's standing behind. Something you look back 1957 01:32:28.760 --> 01:32:30.640 and he's saying a little like a little like fruit. Box. 1958 01:32:32.159 --> 01:32:35.680 Uh So ethan says he's very sorry to hear her say, 1959 01:32:35.720 --> 01:32:38.359 that and then from behind, him the Real jim appears 1960 01:32:38.359 --> 01:32:41.000 and Holds ethan at. Gunpoint oh, No claire is against. 1961 01:32:41.079 --> 01:32:43.880 Him jim's against. Him what Was ethan hunt to? Do oh? 1962 01:32:43.920 --> 01:32:47.279 No claire's, like why if you knew About, jim why 1963 01:32:47.479 --> 01:32:52.800 go through with these? Messquerades? Fun And jim actually is 1964 01:32:52.800 --> 01:32:54.359 the one who says it to. Her he's, like, girl 1965 01:32:54.640 --> 01:32:56.520 did haven't you figured it out by? Now it's because 1966 01:32:56.560 --> 01:32:59.199 he needed to be sure about. You he he figured 1967 01:32:59.199 --> 01:33:01.880 me out. Early, yeah now we know That jim, knows 1968 01:33:01.880 --> 01:33:04.520 That ethan, knows And claire is the only one That 1969 01:33:04.560 --> 01:33:06.520 ethan wasn't sure, about which is why he continued the. 1970 01:33:06.560 --> 01:33:08.800 Masquerade maybe she's not a super, spy maybe she's the 1971 01:33:08.880 --> 01:33:09.399 nubie on the. 1972 01:33:09.439 --> 01:33:12.680 Team SO i have a theory that doesn't play out 1973 01:33:12.680 --> 01:33:14.680 but like in the, movie but that like because because 1974 01:33:14.760 --> 01:33:18.520 their marriage is so, weird not just the age difference 1975 01:33:18.600 --> 01:33:21.159 or the hotness, difference although there is that these two 1976 01:33:21.239 --> 01:33:24.199 have no. Chemistry at no point in the movie do they, 1977 01:33:24.279 --> 01:33:26.720 kiss do they hold, hands do they even sit next 1978 01:33:26.720 --> 01:33:29.960 to each? Other SO i have a theory That claire 1979 01:33:30.159 --> 01:33:33.920 And jim are actually, married like they went through with 1980 01:33:33.960 --> 01:33:36.319 it and got, married but they're a spy. Team this 1981 01:33:36.439 --> 01:33:38.319 is not a real. Marriage this is a spy, team 1982 01:33:38.399 --> 01:33:41.680 and like he married her to bring her in as 1983 01:33:41.720 --> 01:33:44.279 his partner for all of this to go. Down that's 1984 01:33:44.359 --> 01:33:46.600 my like, Again i'm doing a lot of work for the. 1985 01:33:46.640 --> 01:33:49.640 Movie So jim Tells claire he was trying to figure you, 1986 01:33:49.680 --> 01:33:51.399 out you, dumb, dumb and then he gloats To, ethan 1987 01:33:51.520 --> 01:33:53.079 you should not covet your neighbor's. 1988 01:33:53.079 --> 01:33:56.119 Wife, hmmm like bible burno. 1989 01:33:56.119 --> 01:33:59.079 Sick burn Bro LIKE i guess because for, this like 1990 01:33:59.079 --> 01:34:01.520 like the one left in the audience who was, like 1991 01:34:01.560 --> 01:34:05.680 oh my, god he. Knew claire's like you all, right 1992 01:34:05.800 --> 01:34:07.800 let's get the money and. Run she's like get let's 1993 01:34:07.800 --> 01:34:10.239 get out of. Here And jim's, like you're absolutely. Right 1994 01:34:10.640 --> 01:34:14.079 So ethan hands the. Money it's, like it's like. COUPON'S 1995 01:34:14.079 --> 01:34:14.319 i don't. 1996 01:34:14.319 --> 01:34:14.680 KNOW i don't. 1997 01:34:14.680 --> 01:34:15.560 KNOW i don't know how money. 1998 01:34:15.560 --> 01:34:17.800 Works you guys travel travelers. CHECKS i don't. 1999 01:34:17.800 --> 01:34:20.720 Know he was, like, BONDS i don't know how many. 2000 01:34:20.800 --> 01:34:22.840 Works i'm not. Lying i'm, Like i'm, like he may 2001 01:34:22.840 --> 01:34:24.880 as well have handed him a personal check for ALL i. 2002 01:34:24.960 --> 01:34:27.960 Know And jim And claire are about to get away 2003 01:34:28.000 --> 01:34:30.319 without having Killed, ethan which we'll put a pin in. 2004 01:34:30.359 --> 01:34:33.520 That and Then ethan, says But, claire you're wrong about one. 2005 01:34:33.600 --> 01:34:35.279 Thing And i'm, like why haven't they left? 2006 01:34:35.359 --> 01:34:35.640 Yet. 2007 01:34:36.159 --> 01:34:40.199 Leave ethan very slowly takes a pair of glasses out 2008 01:34:40.239 --> 01:34:43.199 of his pocket and puts them on and stares At 2009 01:34:43.279 --> 01:34:45.680 jim and, Goes i'm not the only one to have 2010 01:34:45.720 --> 01:34:49.239 Seen jim. Alive you should have shot. Him you had 2011 01:34:49.520 --> 01:34:52.479 twenty seconds between him taking the glasses. Out you could 2012 01:34:52.479 --> 01:34:54.239 have shot the glasses out of his. Hand, yeah you 2013 01:34:54.239 --> 01:34:56.479 could have karate chopped the glasses out of his. Hand 2014 01:34:56.720 --> 01:34:58.720 why did you wait until he put the glasses? 2015 01:34:58.760 --> 01:35:01.680 On, yeah and He why didn't? You why did you 2016 01:35:01.720 --> 01:35:03.880 not just have the glasses on the whole, Time, ethan 2017 01:35:04.039 --> 01:35:04.600 the whole? 2018 01:35:04.720 --> 01:35:07.279 Time, yeah, well because of the face, rip but then 2019 01:35:07.319 --> 01:35:09.439 put them on right after, that right After, meanwhile we 2020 01:35:09.840 --> 01:35:12.560 cut quickly To, kittridge and we See kittridge looking at 2021 01:35:12.560 --> 01:35:16.680 his transmitter watch AS cctv, watch and he Sees jim is. Alive. 2022 01:35:16.960 --> 01:35:18.800 Mm, also he could have he could have brought the 2023 01:35:18.800 --> 01:35:21.680 glasses out before the ten million dollar. Handoff you just 2024 01:35:21.720 --> 01:35:23.880 gave the criminals ten million dollars for no. Reason do 2025 01:35:23.960 --> 01:35:24.520 what you did at. 2026 01:35:24.479 --> 01:35:26.560 The beginning of the, movie and put the glasses on a. Shelf, 2027 01:35:26.680 --> 01:35:27.439 yeah the baggage. 2028 01:35:27.479 --> 01:35:31.319 Cart So jim, reacts he shoots and Kills claire rather 2029 01:35:31.399 --> 01:35:33.640 Than ethan for some. REASON i don't know why he's Shooting. 2030 01:35:33.640 --> 01:35:36.319 Claire she's a weak. Link, FRANKLY i do know why 2031 01:35:36.359 --> 01:35:36.760 he's Shooting. 2032 01:35:36.800 --> 01:35:39.319 Claire that's that's a good. Point he should tell, Her 2033 01:35:39.359 --> 01:35:41.359 i've shot you because you were bad at, this BUT 2034 01:35:41.399 --> 01:35:41.840 i think. 2035 01:35:41.720 --> 01:35:44.239 IT'S i think that kind of gives credence to my, theory, 2036 01:35:44.359 --> 01:35:46.720 right that they're actually just like spy. Partners they're not 2037 01:35:46.760 --> 01:35:47.479 actually a married. 2038 01:35:47.479 --> 01:35:50.880 Couple. Uh he Knocks ethan to the, floor doesn't shoot 2039 01:35:50.960 --> 01:35:52.079 him no. 2040 01:35:51.960 --> 01:35:54.319 Reason because he actually Loves, ethan and he. 2041 01:35:54.439 --> 01:35:59.760 Flees ethan grieves briefly Over claire before hearing a helicopter 2042 01:36:00.079 --> 01:36:02.960 proaching and Following jim to the top of the. Train, 2043 01:36:04.079 --> 01:36:08.760 krieger that's genre, No the Deeply French German Franz kreeger 2044 01:36:09.600 --> 01:36:12.319 is piloting the copter to pick Up, jim who was 2045 01:36:12.439 --> 01:36:16.520 crawling towards the back of the. Train ethan manages this 2046 01:36:16.600 --> 01:36:18.920 is like a minutes long. SEQUENCE i am. 2047 01:36:19.119 --> 01:36:24.359 So good high speed. Train remember this is A european 2048 01:36:24.359 --> 01:36:27.039 train that it's not a choo Choo american. Train it's 2049 01:36:27.079 --> 01:36:27.840 a real fucking. 2050 01:36:27.880 --> 01:36:30.640 Train they PUT i think they Put Tom. CRUISE i 2051 01:36:30.640 --> 01:36:32.479 can't remember where. It like it's maybe a zero gravity 2052 01:36:32.600 --> 01:36:33.760 simulator or something to make his. 2053 01:36:33.840 --> 01:36:36.840 Face, yes so they can't do that To John boyd 2054 01:36:36.840 --> 01:36:39.319 because after fifty you really can't do. 2055 01:36:39.359 --> 01:36:41.840 That skin just strips right, off like. 2056 01:36:41.840 --> 01:36:43.680 That's not shade On john, boyd you can't do that 2057 01:36:43.720 --> 01:36:43.920 to me. 2058 01:36:44.039 --> 01:36:47.279 Either so they both get to the back of the. 2059 01:36:47.319 --> 01:36:51.279 Train ethan manages to hook the helicopter's carabiner onto a 2060 01:36:51.319 --> 01:36:55.479 convenient hitch on the actual. Train as the train is 2061 01:36:55.520 --> 01:36:59.720 speeding towards the. Chunnel, erica holy, shit there's gonna be 2062 01:36:59.720 --> 01:37:03.520 a hell helicopter crash. Nop krieger is such a great 2063 01:37:03.600 --> 01:37:08.039 pilot that he steers the helicopter into the chunnel and 2064 01:37:08.119 --> 01:37:09.359 continues to follow the. 2065 01:37:09.439 --> 01:37:15.119 Train, Boner just such a boner for the. Scene it's so. 2066 01:37:15.239 --> 01:37:17.479 GOOD i was thinking of you the whole. 2067 01:37:17.520 --> 01:37:19.439 TIME i want you to, know thank, you thank. You 2068 01:37:20.119 --> 01:37:24.399 in the, Chunnel jim continues to gesture To krieger get 2069 01:37:24.439 --> 01:37:28.399 closer to me now as he's hanging off the side 2070 01:37:28.439 --> 01:37:32.439 of the giant moving. Train it's Very it's so funny, 2071 01:37:32.439 --> 01:37:35.199 too because you can see the, distinction Like Tom cruise 2072 01:37:35.199 --> 01:37:37.319 Is Tom. Cruise they show his face the whole, time 2073 01:37:37.760 --> 01:37:40.359 like you, know it's Really Tom cruise doing some. Stunt 2074 01:37:40.600 --> 01:37:42.600 it's not the level Of Tom cruise stunt that's gonna 2075 01:37:42.600 --> 01:37:45.000 happen in later, movies but it's a it's a for real. 2076 01:37:45.039 --> 01:37:47.199 STUNT i see it grows more and more convinced of 2077 01:37:47.239 --> 01:37:48.479 his own. Invincibility yeah. 2078 01:37:48.560 --> 01:37:52.239 Yeah, meanwhile they cut to the person pretending to Be 2079 01:37:52.319 --> 01:37:57.199 John voyte and they jumpsuit and full like domino mask 2080 01:37:57.600 --> 01:38:03.560 to hide his. Face kreeger manages to get the helicopter 2081 01:38:03.760 --> 01:38:06.920 close enough to the train That jim manages to grab 2082 01:38:07.000 --> 01:38:09.960 hold of one of the copter's, pontoons which is a 2083 01:38:09.960 --> 01:38:11.119 Word i'm learning right. 2084 01:38:11.159 --> 01:38:13.199 NOW i think it's a. PONTOON i don't know that 2085 01:38:13.199 --> 01:38:15.560 that landing. THING i think it's a. PONTOON i could be, 2086 01:38:15.560 --> 01:38:18.119 wrong but we're going with. Pontoons, okay a. 2087 01:38:18.199 --> 01:38:23.760 Pontoon so Now jim is hanging off the. Helicopter ethan gets, closer, 2088 01:38:23.880 --> 01:38:25.520 Closer he's trying to get as close as he, can 2089 01:38:25.720 --> 01:38:28.119 but he's still stuck on the. Train, meanwhile by the, 2090 01:38:28.119 --> 01:38:30.960 way there is a whole drama happening behind both of these, 2091 01:38:31.000 --> 01:38:36.720 men with a train conductor another another traumatized train. Conductors 2092 01:38:37.199 --> 01:38:40.279 this has become an epidemic In. Hollywood now Now i'm 2093 01:38:40.319 --> 01:38:43.840 blaming us for trained conductor like, epidemic a. 2094 01:38:43.880 --> 01:38:46.319 CRISIS i have a question about this train, Conductor. Erica 2095 01:38:46.720 --> 01:38:49.760 they did cast the man because he looked Like wallace 2096 01:38:49.760 --> 01:38:50.680 From wallace In gramet. 2097 01:38:50.760 --> 01:38:54.359 Right, No, paul that's just What british men look. LIKE 2098 01:38:58.279 --> 01:39:01.279 i mean they wanted mister they couldn't match his. 2099 01:39:01.359 --> 01:39:03.560 Ring Rowan atkinson was, like if you mentioned my, right 2100 01:39:03.640 --> 01:39:04.640 if you match my D i'll. 2101 01:39:04.720 --> 01:39:07.359 Genuinely was like there was a conversation where they were, 2102 01:39:07.359 --> 01:39:09.640 like should we just Cast Rowan atkinson and make this 2103 01:39:09.840 --> 01:39:12.880 make this a, comedy Make Mission impossible a full, comedy 2104 01:39:13.159 --> 01:39:16.439 because they the performance this actor is giving is mister. 2105 01:39:16.520 --> 01:39:20.760 Bean So ethan is stuck to the like THE i 2106 01:39:20.800 --> 01:39:22.399 want to say the hood of the. Train that's not 2107 01:39:22.399 --> 01:39:25.640 what it, is but it's the windshield of the. Train And, 2108 01:39:25.960 --> 01:39:29.079 krieger who like throughout the movie it's been like dropped 2109 01:39:29.119 --> 01:39:31.279 in a little, bit but he is a full fucking. 2110 01:39:31.399 --> 01:39:35.239 Psycho he's decided he wants to Behead. Ethan it's not 2111 01:39:35.399 --> 01:39:37.680 enough just to get away with. This he wants to 2112 01:39:37.720 --> 01:39:44.079 Tear ethan into. Pieces so he he lowers the helicopter 2113 01:39:44.199 --> 01:39:49.239 blades to try to Behead, ethan who is clinging onto a, 2114 01:39:49.359 --> 01:39:53.960 train but he forgets Alas graeger, forgets they're in the goddamn. 2115 01:39:54.039 --> 01:39:58.479 Chunnel there's a. Roof he accidentally hits the roof of the, 2116 01:39:58.560 --> 01:40:02.760 channel knocking the helicopter off. Balance ethan jumps onto the other, 2117 01:40:02.880 --> 01:40:06.920 pontoon and now we have a real fucking fight and theme. 2118 01:40:07.039 --> 01:40:13.960 Song ethan looks At jim and he shows him another 2119 01:40:14.000 --> 01:40:17.119 piece of explosive gum that he got From jack From 2120 01:40:17.119 --> 01:40:19.199 amelia Estebez we back in the beginning of the. Movie 2121 01:40:19.279 --> 01:40:20.680 this is why there should have been a pack of, 2122 01:40:20.720 --> 01:40:22.880 gum or two pieces of gum given to, him because 2123 01:40:22.880 --> 01:40:25.279 we've seen. One where did he get the other at 2124 01:40:25.319 --> 01:40:30.720 the hideoutably Presumably. Yeah he puts it on the copter's glass. 2125 01:40:30.760 --> 01:40:35.159 Front it, explodes and he times his jump from the 2126 01:40:35.199 --> 01:40:38.880 pontoon perfectly to allow him to fly through the, air 2127 01:40:39.439 --> 01:40:42.880 buoyed by the force of the, explosion to land back 2128 01:40:43.000 --> 01:40:46.680 on the train as the helicopter is destroyed behind. 2129 01:40:46.720 --> 01:40:48.640 Him fuck, Yeah, USA. 2130 01:40:49.199 --> 01:40:53.720 Usa the train speeds along as As krieger And jim 2131 01:40:53.800 --> 01:40:58.000 meet their fiery doom of the helicopter crashing and exploding behind. 2132 01:40:58.039 --> 01:41:02.199 Them ethan flattens himself as everything starts to grind to a. 2133 01:41:02.239 --> 01:41:06.479 Halt the train finally, stops the helicopter screeches, forward the 2134 01:41:06.560 --> 01:41:11.439 blades keep, turning finally stopping with the helicopter blade mirror 2135 01:41:11.520 --> 01:41:12.680 inches From ethan's. 2136 01:41:12.680 --> 01:41:18.119 Throat, amazing. Amazing they do have another final cut to 2137 01:41:18.159 --> 01:41:20.680 the conductor and that man just gives. 2138 01:41:20.800 --> 01:41:24.199 Face he's, like he gives, face and then he gives 2139 01:41:24.199 --> 01:41:25.920 faint and then he faces. 2140 01:41:25.479 --> 01:41:28.840 That away, perfect no. Notes we cut back To luther 2141 01:41:29.079 --> 01:41:32.960 on the. Train he has Brought kittridge To, max and 2142 01:41:33.640 --> 01:41:36.720 Now max has been. Exposed she's, like my lawyers are 2143 01:41:36.720 --> 01:41:39.279 gonna have a field day with. This you'll Never i'll 2144 01:41:39.319 --> 01:41:43.640 never see. Time don't you. Understand I'm Vanessa. Redgrave i'm 2145 01:41:43.680 --> 01:41:48.520 immune to your legal. System And, kittridge being a company 2146 01:41:48.520 --> 01:41:50.640 man but also a very smart, man, goes, WELL i 2147 01:41:50.640 --> 01:41:52.800 think we could leave the courts out of. This ye 2148 01:41:52.960 --> 01:41:57.319 come up with like a mutually enjoyable conclusion to all of, 2149 01:41:57.319 --> 01:42:00.119 this and she, goes, MMM i would love. 2150 01:42:00.279 --> 01:42:03.920 To help you. Out i'm SURE i have something that you. 2151 01:42:04.000 --> 01:42:08.479 NEED i everything About. Max it just makes me so. 2152 01:42:08.560 --> 01:42:11.039 Happy we cut To ethan And. Luther they're getting a 2153 01:42:11.079 --> 01:42:14.159 beer at the. Pub luther is back in THE. Imf 2154 01:42:14.479 --> 01:42:17.119 he Asks ethan to join, him And ethan, SAYS i 2155 01:42:17.199 --> 01:42:19.920 just don't know Why i'd be doing, it and he 2156 01:42:19.920 --> 01:42:23.199 heads off for his. Flight he gets on His delta 2157 01:42:23.199 --> 01:42:28.680 flight seven SIXTEEN yep to parents to go visit his 2158 01:42:28.840 --> 01:42:31.920 newly released parents or a mother and, uncle whatever it. 2159 01:42:32.000 --> 01:42:34.880 Was the flight attendant comes up and asks him if 2160 01:42:34.880 --> 01:42:37.359 you'd like to watch a. Movie he says, no thank. 2161 01:42:37.479 --> 01:42:41.079 You she, asks would you consider the cinema of The Caribbean? 2162 01:42:41.640 --> 01:42:52.000 Aruba perhaps mission? Impossible and that is the end of this, Movie. 2163 01:42:52.079 --> 01:42:54.840 Erica if, OKAY i actually am taking a flight in 2164 01:42:54.920 --> 01:42:58.439 like a week from. Today if my fucking flight attendant 2165 01:42:58.439 --> 01:43:01.560 does not offer me a mission, Impossible i'm giving zero 2166 01:43:01.720 --> 01:43:05.119 reviews on, yelps zero stars on. Yelp ye on That delta. Flight, 2167 01:43:05.239 --> 01:43:07.319 yeah if that flight attendant does walk up to me and, 2168 01:43:07.359 --> 01:43:08.840 go would you. 2169 01:43:08.840 --> 01:43:09.359 Care for the? 2170 01:43:09.359 --> 01:43:11.479 Cinema EXCEPT i want To ruba's, good BUT i don't 2171 01:43:11.560 --> 01:43:11.680 like the. 2172 01:43:11.760 --> 01:43:12.760 Humidity so. 2173 01:43:14.439 --> 01:43:17.000 CAN i interest you in the cinema Of oslo. 2174 01:43:18.960 --> 01:43:21.199 Something to take some of the heat. Off, yeah, exactly, gotcha. 2175 01:43:21.239 --> 01:43:22.840 GOTCHA i Think i'd be an Excellent nordic. 2176 01:43:22.840 --> 01:43:25.359 Spy you would, be thank. You speaking of people who 2177 01:43:25.359 --> 01:43:28.000 would stick out, somewhere though you would be overcovered just 2178 01:43:28.039 --> 01:43:36.560 by your looking In. Norselands all, right everyone stick, Around 2179 01:43:36.600 --> 01:43:38.520 we're gonna be right back after these messages with our 2180 01:43:38.600 --> 01:43:39.840 random observations and final. 2181 01:43:39.920 --> 01:43:53.119 Rankings du du, dud and we're. BACK i apologize for 2182 01:43:53.199 --> 01:43:55.520 that sound in your. Ears that could not have felt. 2183 01:43:55.560 --> 01:43:56.880 Good i'm going to lower the volume on. 2184 01:43:56.880 --> 01:43:58.439 That, yeah the way that felt. 2185 01:43:58.479 --> 01:44:02.000 Good, sorry we'll do a fade in. 2186 01:44:02.000 --> 01:44:05.560 On, That, paul should you choose to accept, it give 2187 01:44:05.560 --> 01:44:06.199 me some random. 2188 01:44:06.199 --> 01:44:09.239 OBSERVATIONS i have a really a really small, one, okay 2189 01:44:09.319 --> 01:44:14.079 but in the, beginning wouldn't. Small it's, average it's, average 2190 01:44:14.600 --> 01:44:18.520 it gets a job. DONE i haven't any. Complaints i'm 2191 01:44:18.520 --> 01:44:26.520 talking about my. Penis you guys in the beginning when 2192 01:44:26.560 --> 01:44:29.000 they're when When jim is getting his mission right and 2193 01:44:29.000 --> 01:44:30.920 they're showing all of the dossiers of all of the 2194 01:44:30.920 --> 01:44:35.800 spies and like the their their. Aliases the last name 2195 01:44:36.039 --> 01:44:41.880 that is initially listed On Ethan hunts Is. DUCHET i 2196 01:44:41.920 --> 01:44:44.119 think they change it later in the movie to du 2197 01:44:44.199 --> 01:44:46.560 set they take out the h but in the first 2198 01:44:46.680 --> 01:44:48.039 scene it is Absolutely. 2199 01:44:48.720 --> 01:44:54.279 Douchet they Watched Top gun and they're. 2200 01:44:54.119 --> 01:44:57.039 Like, Douche. Douche we had a Whole douche riff on 2201 01:44:57.079 --> 01:44:59.119 TOP i remember that. One, yeah that was a good. 2202 01:44:59.119 --> 01:45:03.079 One the scene at the beginning of the movie when 2203 01:45:03.079 --> 01:45:06.119 they're like in the fake hotel room and like she's 2204 01:45:06.239 --> 01:45:08.680 under for some, reason and Like ethan has to give 2205 01:45:08.680 --> 01:45:10.560 her a shot to like wake her, up like an 2206 01:45:10.600 --> 01:45:14.199 adrenaline shot or. Something whatever it was that needle was so, 2207 01:45:14.359 --> 01:45:15.399 thick did you? 2208 01:45:15.520 --> 01:45:17.439 Notice, yeah, yeah it was like a ten gage or. 2209 01:45:17.439 --> 01:45:21.000 Whatever not, cool, guys not. Cool do not show me 2210 01:45:21.039 --> 01:45:23.359 a close up of that needle going into someone's. SKIN 2211 01:45:23.560 --> 01:45:24.279 i don't want to see. 2212 01:45:24.279 --> 01:45:26.119 It, oh, needles don't bother me in the slightest. 2213 01:45:26.319 --> 01:45:27.880 Whoa that was just too much. 2214 01:45:27.920 --> 01:45:30.560 Needle too much. Needle, also like that should people say 2215 01:45:30.560 --> 01:45:34.319 about my. Penis that's why. 2216 01:45:34.159 --> 01:45:39.720 They call you needle. Dick, absolutely that's why your nickname 2217 01:45:39.720 --> 01:45:40.720 in college was Needle. 2218 01:45:40.760 --> 01:45:40.960 Dick. 2219 01:45:41.800 --> 01:45:52.239 Yeah, yeah because it was too thick and it gave 2220 01:45:52.239 --> 01:45:53.520 you fifty c seeds. 2221 01:45:53.359 --> 01:45:59.079 Fifty seeds of pure. Love, Okay so in the scene 2222 01:45:59.199 --> 01:46:03.680 where has to go and uh poison Essentially william Don, 2223 01:46:03.760 --> 01:46:06.560 low the guy From. Langley, yeah there's all these tables. 2224 01:46:06.560 --> 01:46:10.479 Around she goes and she sits so close to. 2225 01:46:10.560 --> 01:46:11.479 Him this is hot girl. 2226 01:46:11.560 --> 01:46:14.560 Privilege this is it's so hot girl. Privilege BUT i 2227 01:46:14.600 --> 01:46:17.760 would almost prefer it if they made that clear because 2228 01:46:17.800 --> 01:46:20.239 he doesn't even Ignot like if someone sat that close to, 2229 01:46:20.279 --> 01:46:23.399 ME i would automatically look at. Them, yeah be, like 2230 01:46:23.479 --> 01:46:25.239 why are you not taking the chair and just sitting 2231 01:46:25.239 --> 01:46:27.399 on The LIKE i get, it public, Space like you're 2232 01:46:27.399 --> 01:46:28.960 gonna have to share a table the. Stranger that's not 2233 01:46:28.960 --> 01:46:31.079 What i'm talking. About i'm, like she is so close 2234 01:46:31.119 --> 01:46:32.880 to him that she can just reach out and gently 2235 01:46:32.920 --> 01:46:35.600 touch his back to put the tracking device on. Him 2236 01:46:35.920 --> 01:46:39.319 he never looks at her when she first sits. Down 2237 01:46:39.359 --> 01:46:41.560 it's not until he like kind of she. Does she, 2238 01:46:41.680 --> 01:46:43.000 moves and then he turns around and looks at, her 2239 01:46:43.000 --> 01:46:44.920 and then it's, like, okay, fine you saw a Gorgeous 2240 01:46:44.920 --> 01:46:46.640 wannesday next to. Year you're, Like i'm just gonna enjoy 2241 01:46:46.760 --> 01:46:49.520 smelling her for like ten. Seconds that sounding, creepy but 2242 01:46:49.560 --> 01:46:51.439 you know WHAT i. Mean that bothered me so. Much 2243 01:46:51.600 --> 01:46:54.920 like just put her across the table from him and 2244 01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:57.399 let her figure out away or have her flirt with, him, 2245 01:46:57.520 --> 01:46:59.600 yeah or have her actually maybe she couldn't say the 2246 01:46:59.640 --> 01:47:00.520 words while. 2247 01:47:00.319 --> 01:47:03.279 They're at the coffee. Station, yeah just be, LIKE i don't, 2248 01:47:03.319 --> 01:47:06.000 know like nice tie and like start a conversation with 2249 01:47:06.079 --> 01:47:07.520 him so that there's a reason for her to be that. 2250 01:47:07.520 --> 01:47:10.199 Close. Yeah, yeah she's clearly the honeypot of the, team 2251 01:47:10.279 --> 01:47:13.479 Although hannah could also be the. Honeypot, like so they're 2252 01:47:13.479 --> 01:47:15.840 all gorgeous, women they're all movie stars, whatever but like 2253 01:47:16.039 --> 01:47:17.960 she doesn't have a purpose of. That she's a getaway, 2254 01:47:17.960 --> 01:47:21.119 specialist which means she can drive like she drives real. 2255 01:47:21.119 --> 01:47:23.079 Good, paul we never once watched her drive in, this 2256 01:47:23.239 --> 01:47:27.199 not once that. Once, yeah just one line THAT i 2257 01:47:27.199 --> 01:47:29.399 thought was, funny AND i wonder if it was An 2258 01:47:29.399 --> 01:47:33.000 emelio estiv as like a special he's showing him the 2259 01:47:33.399 --> 01:47:35.920 he's Showing ethan the like the, gum the two toned, 2260 01:47:35.960 --> 01:47:38.640 gum and he's, like, uh you, know be careful with 2261 01:47:38.680 --> 01:47:43.520 this or Else astilazania don't Get. ANYANYA yea love. IT 2262 01:47:43.560 --> 01:47:45.600 i don't. Care that's. Good that's just good. Writing this 2263 01:47:45.720 --> 01:47:46.439 is good writing. 2264 01:47:46.319 --> 01:47:48.479 Or good living whatever may be. 2265 01:47:48.960 --> 01:47:52.800 Living, Right it's, like don't chew this by accident or, Else, 2266 01:47:52.800 --> 01:47:54.079 alazanna don't Get. 2267 01:47:54.079 --> 01:48:00.239 ANYANYA i can't imagine a screenwriter typing the words, yeah 2268 01:48:00.279 --> 01:48:03.199 don't get Any anya into final. DRAFT i like actually 2269 01:48:03.199 --> 01:48:03.960 can't picture. It. 2270 01:48:04.000 --> 01:48:07.479 Ah, Yeah amelia came in with. That, yeah they had 2271 01:48:07.560 --> 01:48:10.359 they had another. One so so another sort of cheeky, 2272 01:48:10.359 --> 01:48:11.840 one And emilia was, like you, KNOW i have a 2273 01:48:11.880 --> 01:48:13.520 thing that my dad used to. Say CAN i say? 2274 01:48:13.520 --> 01:48:14.319 That it's going to get my? 2275 01:48:14.399 --> 01:48:16.479 Dad Martin, Sheen Martin, Sheen, guys, EVERYONE i don't know 2276 01:48:16.479 --> 01:48:18.199 if you all know. This my dad IS i fill 2277 01:48:18.520 --> 01:48:20.560 icon On Martin. Sheen, yeah that's Why i'm. Here it's 2278 01:48:20.600 --> 01:48:21.159 kind of Why i'm. 2279 01:48:21.199 --> 01:48:23.239 Here you know, How i'm good looking Young Martin sheen 2280 01:48:23.359 --> 01:48:25.119 is actually even better looking than me when he's. Young. 2281 01:48:25.199 --> 01:48:27.159 Yep, yeah you know, How i'm the third hottest guy 2282 01:48:27.159 --> 01:48:29.920 in my family, somehow and yet this is WHAT i look. 2283 01:48:30.000 --> 01:48:34.399 LIKE i only have one. More it's A it's at 2284 01:48:34.399 --> 01:48:38.119 the scene where Their max and her team intentionally boot 2285 01:48:38.199 --> 01:48:39.920 up the desk to try to draw THE imf, there 2286 01:48:40.199 --> 01:48:42.520 and they're at this gorgeous, building apartment building that you 2287 01:48:42.560 --> 01:48:45.239 want to limit In, prague, Right, Yeah THE imf. Arrives 2288 01:48:45.279 --> 01:48:48.560 as we've, Discussed Henry cherney's dressed like Inspector. Gadget the 2289 01:48:48.560 --> 01:48:51.520 rest of the team is in like these long white 2290 01:48:51.600 --> 01:48:55.000 tarps that they're wearing over. Them they go. In there's 2291 01:48:55.039 --> 01:48:59.159 an old woman vacuuming the. Hallway she notices the team's 2292 01:48:59.159 --> 01:49:01.279 coming in she noticed this is the. Guns she's, like 2293 01:49:01.319 --> 01:49:03.399 what the fuck this is all from a. Distance we 2294 01:49:03.439 --> 01:49:05.960 cut briefly away back To. Maxneathan then we come. Back 2295 01:49:06.680 --> 01:49:09.039 they're about to burst in and the old woman is, 2296 01:49:09.079 --> 01:49:13.399 there just still, vacuuming, vacuuming but now she's vacuuming, faster 2297 01:49:13.479 --> 01:49:16.000 which makes it seem like they were, like fucking keep, vacuuming, 2298 01:49:16.039 --> 01:49:19.800 Bitch and she's, like what the fuck is going? On 2299 01:49:20.840 --> 01:49:23.279 this little this little Check, nana who's, LIKE i just 2300 01:49:23.319 --> 01:49:25.399 want to clean the fucking hallways and go to. 2301 01:49:25.479 --> 01:49:29.039 Sleep do you think she was vacuuming. Faster she's, like 2302 01:49:29.039 --> 01:49:30.760 Maybe i'll finish before whatever this is. 2303 01:49:30.880 --> 01:49:33.720 HAPPENS i gotta get this. Done BUT i do not 2304 01:49:33.800 --> 01:49:37.600 want to be a part of. THIS i Have no 2305 01:49:37.600 --> 01:49:38.840 one's ever said that about. 2306 01:49:38.600 --> 01:49:41.560 My, Penis no ever, Ever you, GUYS. 2307 01:49:44.800 --> 01:49:46.479 I love that we're getting a riff about my. Penis 2308 01:49:46.479 --> 01:49:50.119 going four fifths of the way through this. Episode it 2309 01:49:50.199 --> 01:49:51.960 took a. While it took a, while but we found 2310 01:49:51.960 --> 01:50:02.560 it much like it takes its, time but it's worth every. Second, 2311 01:50:03.520 --> 01:50:05.000 okay yeah, yeah. 2312 01:50:04.880 --> 01:50:07.760 Yeah yeah, Yeah like a. Needle little it's gonna hurt 2313 01:50:07.800 --> 01:50:09.199 a little at first for some. 2314 01:50:09.079 --> 01:50:12.880 Reason like a needle that can pierce the. 2315 01:50:12.920 --> 01:50:25.640 Skin it's better if you look. AWAY i only have 2316 01:50:25.680 --> 01:50:28.920 one more, too and this is like another. LOOK i 2317 01:50:29.000 --> 01:50:31.920 unapologetically love this, movie but it is. Dumb it is very. 2318 01:50:32.000 --> 01:50:34.680 Dumb and one of one of my favorite dumb things 2319 01:50:34.760 --> 01:50:38.039 is When ethan is explaining To kreeger And luthor how 2320 01:50:38.039 --> 01:50:40.359 they're gonna break Into langley and they're going through like 2321 01:50:40.399 --> 01:50:42.800 the whole thing that Dun low has to do to 2322 01:50:42.840 --> 01:50:44.960 get into that, room and it's like there's a voice 2323 01:50:45.000 --> 01:50:48.279 recognition piece and then there's an eye, scanner and then 2324 01:50:48.359 --> 01:50:50.239 he has to pass. Through you said it was his, 2325 01:50:50.319 --> 01:50:52.479 assistant BUT i actually think that's like another, one like 2326 01:50:52.520 --> 01:50:55.399 another sort of. Guard she's got both like a gun 2327 01:50:55.479 --> 01:50:59.159 and a panic button under that. Desk absolutely another agent 2328 01:50:59.239 --> 01:51:00.720 he has to pass through in other, agent and like 2329 01:51:00.760 --> 01:51:03.760 she has to physically identify, Him, yes this is, Him 2330 01:51:03.840 --> 01:51:06.439 and then they're like and then the final step is 2331 01:51:06.479 --> 01:51:09.520 a key card that he has to insert into a. 2332 01:51:09.560 --> 01:51:11.920 Machine And i'm, like that's the final. 2333 01:51:12.039 --> 01:51:14.960 Step shouldn't the final step be like his blood or 2334 01:51:14.960 --> 01:51:16.000 something like, That like. 2335 01:51:16.520 --> 01:51:19.920 Start with the key. Cards that seems the easiest one to. 2336 01:51:20.119 --> 01:51:25.279 Fake why are we making that the last. One oh, 2337 01:51:25.359 --> 01:51:28.199 GOSH i love this, Movie. Paul how are we gonna 2338 01:51:28.239 --> 01:51:30.039 Rank Mission impossible. 2339 01:51:29.920 --> 01:51:36.920 One to ten theme song? Drops there are full four 2340 01:51:36.960 --> 01:51:37.960 in this, movie. 2341 01:51:37.640 --> 01:51:39.720 And there's not. Enough, yeah and that is not. 2342 01:51:39.840 --> 01:51:40.760 Enough you were left wanting. 2343 01:51:40.760 --> 01:51:42.279 More there are more themes. 2344 01:51:42.079 --> 01:51:47.359 Which no one has ever said about my. Penis there 2345 01:51:47.399 --> 01:51:47.960 are More. 2346 01:51:47.840 --> 01:51:50.479 Mission impossible theme drops in this episode of that. Age, 2347 01:51:50.520 --> 01:51:55.680 well in the Movie mission. Impossible mission impossible is what 2348 01:51:55.720 --> 01:51:56.359 we call sex with. 2349 01:51:56.479 --> 01:52:02.560 You only the most skilled people can do. 2350 01:52:02.640 --> 01:52:06.800 It i've done it, twice BUT i had to wear 2351 01:52:06.800 --> 01:52:11.159 a face mask the whole. Time how about one to 2352 01:52:11.199 --> 01:52:14.199 ten flight attendant. Superspies there's at. 2353 01:52:14.199 --> 01:52:16.359 Least there's a whole fleet of. Them, yeah there's a 2354 01:52:16.439 --> 01:52:17.520 there's a. Flock would you like? 2355 01:52:17.560 --> 01:52:19.800 Coffee would you like? Tea would you like A would 2356 01:52:19.800 --> 01:52:22.479 you like a key card Into? Langley? 2357 01:52:22.640 --> 01:52:25.199 Yeah would you like A mission impossible? Assignment do you 2358 01:52:25.239 --> 01:52:27.439 think this flight tend just goes through every person and 2359 01:52:27.479 --> 01:52:28.279 wait for someone to say? 2360 01:52:28.319 --> 01:52:30.560 Yes but if you accidentally get the wrong. GUY a 2361 01:52:30.560 --> 01:52:34.359 lot of dudes in business class are in. Suits like 2362 01:52:34.399 --> 01:52:36.600 go to the man in The armani suit in business 2363 01:52:36.640 --> 01:52:39.000 class and she's, like, oh. 2364 01:52:38.199 --> 01:52:39.840 You're gonna have to be more. Specifical she like. 2365 01:52:39.800 --> 01:52:41.800 Walks up to like the vice president of a, bank 2366 01:52:41.960 --> 01:52:44.600 and she's, like do you want to storm crack? 2367 01:52:44.680 --> 01:52:44.920 Out? 2368 01:52:46.239 --> 01:52:47.199 No, okay? 2369 01:52:47.239 --> 01:52:50.640 Sorry how about one to ten Famed german actors and. 2370 01:52:50.720 --> 01:52:55.680 Actresses actors like actresses Like spetzel shot In. 2371 01:52:55.720 --> 01:53:03.640 Freuda like Like Curry verst Von, Brandenburgh. 2372 01:53:04.600 --> 01:53:06.600 Curry. Versed what's Curry? Verse don't even? 2373 01:53:06.640 --> 01:53:07.279 Know, oh it's. 2374 01:53:07.319 --> 01:53:09.359 Delicious is it a curry? Sausage it? Is in? Fact? 2375 01:53:09.479 --> 01:53:11.520 Yes oh, Okay i'm not not. 2376 01:53:11.720 --> 01:53:16.119 Interested, okay how about one to ten overcover, Agents, yes 2377 01:53:16.159 --> 01:53:21.399 agents that are so, overcovered, overcovered it is impossible not 2378 01:53:21.479 --> 01:53:23.920 to look at. Them first of, all the REAL cia 2379 01:53:24.079 --> 01:53:26.520 must be the most average looking people on. Earth you 2380 01:53:26.560 --> 01:53:29.479 can't put someone who looks Like Emmanuel. Bert it's like 2381 01:53:29.600 --> 01:53:32.239 a situation and expect her not to not to get. 2382 01:53:32.279 --> 01:53:34.439 Attention if you are listening to this and you're in THE, 2383 01:53:34.439 --> 01:53:37.159 cia fire anyone who's too good looking, IMMEDIATELY i hate. 2384 01:53:37.319 --> 01:53:39.680 You if you're, wondering AM i AM i a plane 2385 01:53:39.920 --> 01:53:43.279 by a plane person and you work at THE? Cia, yeah, 2386 01:53:43.640 --> 01:53:44.800 sorry who's. 2387 01:53:44.600 --> 01:53:47.760 The HOTTEST cia director we've ever heard in real? Life? 2388 01:53:48.199 --> 01:53:51.640 That actually, NEVER i don't. KNOW i don't. 2389 01:53:51.680 --> 01:53:53.720 KNOW i only know who our current one is because 2390 01:53:53.760 --> 01:53:57.159 of gestures at all of this the stuff stuff. 2391 01:53:57.199 --> 01:54:00.279 Happening, Yeah i'm proud to SAY i actually not one 2392 01:54:00.319 --> 01:54:01.840 hundred percent sure BECAUSE i really have been. 2393 01:54:01.840 --> 01:54:04.760 Ignoring good for, you good for. YOU i think we 2394 01:54:04.760 --> 01:54:07.680 should do this overcover, agents overcover, agents overcover. Agents do 2395 01:54:07.720 --> 01:54:09.439 you want to go? First this is your baby. 2396 01:54:09.239 --> 01:54:14.600 Agents dressed like Inspector gadget for some. Reason oh, right Pretty, 2397 01:54:15.319 --> 01:54:17.760 NO i was gonna say pretty. Diverse it's not Ving. 2398 01:54:17.880 --> 01:54:20.279 Rams that's about. It that's about all the non white 2399 01:54:20.399 --> 01:54:21.359 actors we get in this. 2400 01:54:21.399 --> 01:54:24.199 Film so we Have french people who might also Be. 2401 01:54:24.279 --> 01:54:25.640 GERMAN i don't think. 2402 01:54:25.479 --> 01:54:26.800 That, Counts, Paul, OKAY i don't think that. 2403 01:54:26.840 --> 01:54:29.439 Counts there's the Drunk russian agents in the beginning that's so. 2404 01:54:29.600 --> 01:54:34.560 White that's extra. White, okay so not super. Diverse thank 2405 01:54:34.600 --> 01:54:37.399 you Fring raimes for your. Service that's sort of a blind. 2406 01:54:37.399 --> 01:54:39.560 Spot that's not. Great and let's, see does it pass 2407 01:54:39.600 --> 01:54:40.079 The bechdel? 2408 01:54:40.199 --> 01:54:44.159 Test, no BECAUSE i don't Think, Claire, Sarah max Or 2409 01:54:44.199 --> 01:54:45.199 hannah ever talked to each. 2410 01:54:45.239 --> 01:54:48.279 Other, no it doesn't really pass The bechdel. Test so 2411 01:54:48.279 --> 01:54:50.920 that's a. Bummer now THAT i think about. It, okay 2412 01:54:51.000 --> 01:54:54.880 so doesn't age super well by our by our. Standards, 2413 01:54:55.000 --> 01:54:57.439 yeah no gay stuff as far as as far AS 2414 01:54:57.439 --> 01:54:59.720 i can. Tell it's also not super jingle with, stick 2415 01:54:59.720 --> 01:55:00.960 WHICH i, appreciate that's. 2416 01:55:00.960 --> 01:55:01.800 TRUE i don't. 2417 01:55:01.840 --> 01:55:03.399 KNOW i Think i'm gonna have to give it something 2418 01:55:03.479 --> 01:55:05.680 like straight down the, middle like a like a. Six, 2419 01:55:05.960 --> 01:55:09.119 Okay i'm gonna give a six because it's not offensive 2420 01:55:09.159 --> 01:55:11.239 in any. Way this is a few blind spots THAT 2421 01:55:11.279 --> 01:55:14.239 i would have loved to have, fixed like give give 2422 01:55:14.279 --> 01:55:17.439 the female characters a little bit more to. Do but, 2423 01:55:18.239 --> 01:55:21.000 guys this movie fucking. Rocks it's so. 2424 01:55:21.239 --> 01:55:21.960 Fun it is. 2425 01:55:22.000 --> 01:55:24.600 FUN i cannot like recommend it. Enough i'm not gonna 2426 01:55:24.600 --> 01:55:27.359 give a palate. CLEANSER i love this kind of. Movie it's, 2427 01:55:27.520 --> 01:55:31.840 dumb it's, loud it's. Fun Tom cruise does stupid shit in. 2428 01:55:31.920 --> 01:55:34.760 It that's gonna Get Tom cruise killed someday one. Day 2429 01:55:34.920 --> 01:55:38.319 but in the, Meantime i'm gonna enjoy the, ride. Honestly So, 2430 01:55:38.439 --> 01:55:43.680 yeah six out of ten overcover agents walking into a 2431 01:55:43.680 --> 01:55:49.199 party dressed as a group of clucking, chickens full chicken 2432 01:55:49.239 --> 01:55:51.840 costume and like, realistic and one of them came as 2433 01:55:51.840 --> 01:55:56.159 a banana for some, Reason jim we said, chickens not, bananas. 2434 01:55:55.520 --> 01:55:57.600 Not like the chicken costume that features in that episode 2435 01:55:57.600 --> 01:55:59.359 Of The Golden girls where he drops down into. This, 2436 01:55:59.600 --> 01:56:00.319 no it is actually. 2437 01:56:00.399 --> 01:56:04.399 That actually they use that costume to break into the 2438 01:56:04.680 --> 01:56:08.119 like you, know The polish. Embassy, yeah how about. 2439 01:56:07.920 --> 01:56:10.000 You, Paul, YEAH i. AGREE i mean there's there's not 2440 01:56:10.119 --> 01:56:13.319 much to say, Here, like it's just a, fun stupid spy. 2441 01:56:13.399 --> 01:56:15.600 Movie that's what they set out to, make AND i 2442 01:56:15.600 --> 01:56:19.039 think they made it pretty well sins of, omission Although 2443 01:56:19.119 --> 01:56:20.920 Ving rahams is not nothing like. That that is a real, 2444 01:56:21.000 --> 01:56:23.439 character and he's the character who tracks along With Tom 2445 01:56:23.479 --> 01:56:26.279 cruise drop the entire, series which is which is. Nice. Yeah, 2446 01:56:26.359 --> 01:56:28.920 Right so there there is some built in diversity HERE 2447 01:56:29.239 --> 01:56:32.840 i read doing research for. It they actually specifically cast 2448 01:56:32.880 --> 01:56:35.720 him because he did not look like what everyone's going 2449 01:56:35.760 --> 01:56:38.439 to assume a computer hacker to look. Like, now obviously 2450 01:56:38.439 --> 01:56:40.279 there's aspects outside of his race about. 2451 01:56:40.279 --> 01:56:43.920 That he's also like LIKE i don't, know thirty something 2452 01:56:44.079 --> 01:56:46.399 like he's. Older, like you're, right because you would expect 2453 01:56:46.439 --> 01:56:49.079 a computer hacker to look like you, Know River phoenix 2454 01:56:49.319 --> 01:56:52.199 right in, sneakers, right not not like a thirty year old. 2455 01:56:52.279 --> 01:56:55.119 Dude. Yeah, yeah but but like you, said it's. Inoffensive 2456 01:56:55.159 --> 01:56:56.880 it's just. Fun they're just trying to have. Fun AND 2457 01:56:57.239 --> 01:56:58.920 i think it it does do a good. Job you 2458 01:56:58.960 --> 01:57:01.279 have brought me more to your way of. THINKING i 2459 01:57:01.319 --> 01:57:03.560 don't think it's as complicated AS i thought it was at. 2460 01:57:03.600 --> 01:57:05.920 First you're, right the movie does do a pretty good. 2461 01:57:06.000 --> 01:57:07.760 JOB i think MAYBE i got a little lost in 2462 01:57:07.800 --> 01:57:10.359 the sauce of like how dumb like the internet stuff, 2463 01:57:10.479 --> 01:57:13.560 was and like THINKING i was missing something because the 2464 01:57:13.600 --> 01:57:15.880 internet stuff is so, dumb it must be meaning, something 2465 01:57:15.920 --> 01:57:18.439 but it. Doesn't it just it's you guys can let 2466 01:57:18.520 --> 01:57:20.520 this be really surface and it's fine and you can 2467 01:57:20.560 --> 01:57:22.600 have a good. Time, Yeah i'll give. It i'll give 2468 01:57:22.600 --> 01:57:24.600 it a. Six with, YOU i think it's better than a. 2469 01:57:24.600 --> 01:57:29.199 Five so, yeah six out of. Ten Overcover, agents overcover. 2470 01:57:29.279 --> 01:57:32.000 SPIES i don't feel me need to offer a pallet cleanser. 2471 01:57:32.000 --> 01:57:34.359 EITHER i do want to leave you with a little tidbit, 2472 01:57:34.399 --> 01:57:36.760 THOUGH i was researching palate cleansers in CASE i DECIDED 2473 01:57:36.800 --> 01:57:39.760 i needed. One were you aware That Vanessa redgrave did 2474 01:57:39.800 --> 01:57:42.479 A tv movie Of Whatever happened To Baby jane With Lynn? 2475 01:57:42.520 --> 01:57:44.279 REDGRAVE i saw. It how was? It? 2476 01:57:44.319 --> 01:57:47.600 LOOK i love, them, absolutely adore. Them it's, no. 2477 01:57:47.560 --> 01:57:49.039 It's, no doesn't, work it's no. 2478 01:57:49.119 --> 01:57:51.640 Original, now well you know what it is is they're too. Good, 2479 01:57:52.079 --> 01:57:55.439 yeah so they took it so, seriously and Like Betty, 2480 01:57:55.520 --> 01:57:58.359 davis who is also obviously an incredible, actor is just 2481 01:57:58.640 --> 01:58:02.079 like she's playing it so, Huge she's playing it like 2482 01:58:02.079 --> 01:58:05.640 it's a vaudeville house in a movie, theater and, like, yeah, 2483 01:58:05.760 --> 01:58:06.399 yes it doesn't. 2484 01:58:06.439 --> 01:58:09.600 Compare, Gotcha. Erica that is the end of our. Show 2485 01:58:09.800 --> 01:58:13.359 everyone listening can follow us On Blue, sky On threads On. 2486 01:58:13.399 --> 01:58:16.279 Instagram instagram is the only platform where we accept request 2487 01:58:16.279 --> 01:58:19.359 specifically on our monthly. 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Well you click on that link you can 2500 01:58:45.159 --> 01:58:46.079 follow the instructions. 2501 01:58:46.119 --> 01:58:49.199 There that Aged well is produced and edited By Paul 2502 01:58:49.319 --> 01:58:54.359 keola and his Needle. Dick just one more to put 2503 01:58:54.359 --> 01:58:54.680 one more? 2504 01:58:54.680 --> 01:58:55.880 In, Oh i'm sure there'll be. 2505 01:58:55.920 --> 01:58:58.000 MORE i just had to poke, you just like the tiny. 2506 01:58:59.279 --> 01:59:03.359 Needle. Dick do you KNOW i know the exact moment 2507 01:59:03.439 --> 01:59:05.039 in my life WHEN i first heard the term needle. 2508 01:59:05.079 --> 01:59:06.039 Dick when was? 2509 01:59:06.079 --> 01:59:09.640 It it? Was it's in the Movie Outrageous. Fortune Shelley 2510 01:59:09.640 --> 01:59:12.239 long And Bette midler are called to identify a corpse 2511 01:59:12.880 --> 01:59:16.319 and they look at it and they know it's not 2512 01:59:16.720 --> 01:59:19.640 the guy that they were both fucking because his dick 2513 01:59:19.720 --> 01:59:22.800 is too, Small And Bette midler says the, line and look, 2514 01:59:22.960 --> 01:59:25.279 THIS i saw this thirty years, ago but in my, 2515 01:59:25.359 --> 01:59:28.039 head this is what the line. Is, look the terms 2516 01:59:28.079 --> 01:59:30.239 bug fucker and needle dick did not apply to this 2517 01:59:30.279 --> 01:59:34.880 GUY Whoa. 2518 01:59:33.199 --> 01:59:36.880 Yes, WELL i bet that's exactly, verbata because that's the 2519 01:59:36.960 --> 01:59:38.239 kind of quote that really sticks with. 2520 01:59:38.279 --> 01:59:38.880 You, yeah for. 2521 01:59:39.000 --> 01:59:41.840 Life we would like to, think by the, way, like, guys, 2522 01:59:42.119 --> 01:59:44.159 Guys i'm serious, Here paul's penis is. 2523 01:59:44.199 --> 01:59:45.039 Fine, yeah it's. 2524 01:59:45.159 --> 01:59:49.000 Normal it's totally, normal fully fucking. Normal you, guys stop 2525 01:59:49.039 --> 01:59:53.399 making fun of. It, okay it's the most. Normal it's 2526 01:59:54.000 --> 02:00:01.119 the UNDERCOVER cia agent of, penises stand out in a. Crowd, 2527 02:00:01.279 --> 02:00:06.359 no but it gets the job. Done we would like 2528 02:00:06.399 --> 02:00:10.119 to Thank, Sophie, Mike, Josephine meg And barry for reaching 2529 02:00:10.119 --> 02:00:12.199 out and letting us know what they want to. Hear 2530 02:00:12.399 --> 02:00:14.039 if you want to have a say in the topics we, 2531 02:00:14.119 --> 02:00:16.920 discussed you can join our. Patreon every patron gets to 2532 02:00:16.960 --> 02:00:20.000 vote in an exclusive monthly poll to determine one of our. 2533 02:00:20.039 --> 02:00:23.319 Subjects so head on over to patreon dot com slash 2534 02:00:23.359 --> 02:00:25.760 That Aged well podcast to find out. 2535 02:00:25.840 --> 02:00:29.399 More speaking of, which some tears on Our patreon come 2536 02:00:29.439 --> 02:00:31.960 with a thanks from a podcast. Character and today we 2537 02:00:32.000 --> 02:00:36.319 have a debut a debut. Character we are hearing From 2538 02:00:36.880 --> 02:00:39.920 quint From, jaws happy to be. 2539 02:00:40.039 --> 02:00:41.880 Here thank you for having. 2540 02:00:41.920 --> 02:00:42.000 Me. 2541 02:00:42.159 --> 02:00:46.239 UH i just want to thank That jiley And SeaBASS 2542 02:00:46.239 --> 02:00:50.079 who let me in earlier today and the rainbow trout 2543 02:00:50.119 --> 02:00:51.880 in front of. Me now you know what they say 2544 02:00:51.880 --> 02:00:55.760 about rainbow. Trouts they love being on the. POLE i 2545 02:00:55.800 --> 02:00:58.880 was brought here today under the promise THAT i would 2546 02:00:58.880 --> 02:01:03.640 get fifty dollars a pint of, whiskey and the expectation 2547 02:01:03.840 --> 02:01:05.840 that the hole in my boat would be. Fixed, although 2548 02:01:05.920 --> 02:01:08.880 now That i've met these, Two i'm just gonna walk 2549 02:01:08.880 --> 02:01:09.800 away with that pint of. 2550 02:01:09.840 --> 02:01:13.399 Whiskey thank you To andy for listening to that. 2551 02:01:13.479 --> 02:01:17.640 Age, well you're a real angelfish for listening to these 2552 02:01:17.680 --> 02:01:21.920 two gobblin sharks talk about dip jokes and ponds and. 2553 02:01:21.960 --> 02:01:26.880 Whatnot, GOD i hate. Sharks one TIME i was fishing 2554 02:01:26.880 --> 02:01:30.520 off The Florida keys and a sand tiger shark came 2555 02:01:30.560 --> 02:01:33.359 up to my. BOAT i thought it was just gonna sniff, 2556 02:01:33.399 --> 02:01:36.079 around but, no it looked me right in the eye 2557 02:01:36.640 --> 02:01:37.520 and it called me a. 2558 02:01:37.520 --> 02:01:42.560 Pussy that didn't seem called. FOR i did nothing to that. 2559 02:01:42.640 --> 02:01:44.000 Shark why is it calling me a? 2560 02:01:44.000 --> 02:01:45.960 PUSSY i hate. 2561 02:01:46.000 --> 02:01:49.880 Sharks so now he's talking to. Sharks that that was a. 2562 02:01:49.880 --> 02:01:52.199 Twist it's not that he's talking to them THAT i 2563 02:01:52.520 --> 02:01:55.199 THAT i kind of. Expected it's that they're talking. Back, 2564 02:01:55.359 --> 02:01:58.840 yeah you're, right that's the. Concern, yeah they're talking. Back 2565 02:01:58.880 --> 02:02:02.399 he seems to. Understand, yeah there is a clear animosity 2566 02:02:02.399 --> 02:02:02.680 on both. 2567 02:02:02.720 --> 02:02:06.439 Sides no one likes. Anyone everyone hates everyone. 2568 02:02:06.439 --> 02:02:09.000 Equally but, uh but, YEAH i think. HE i think 2569 02:02:09.000 --> 02:02:10.600 he needs more time on land a little. 2570 02:02:10.640 --> 02:02:12.279 Bit yeah he has he has the sea. 2571 02:02:12.319 --> 02:02:14.079 Crazies yeah, yeah, Yeah quick has the sea. 2572 02:02:14.119 --> 02:02:18.239 Crazies, definitely definitely all, Right. Erica any final thoughts on mission, 2573 02:02:18.279 --> 02:02:19.359 Impossible Paul. 2574 02:02:19.439 --> 02:02:21.439 Quick we're gonna break into The White. HOUSE i need 2575 02:02:21.479 --> 02:02:25.119 you to put on this banana. Costume i'm gonna dress 2576 02:02:25.119 --> 02:02:27.560 like a giant. Peach no one will even, know no 2577 02:02:27.600 --> 02:02:28.279 one will see us. 2578 02:02:28.279 --> 02:02:31.760 Coming that seems like very sexed emoji. Codd you're. 2579 02:02:31.840 --> 02:02:41.680 Right every patron gets to vote in an exclusive monthly. 2580 02:02:41.680 --> 02:02:44.960 POLL i don't know WHY i have the giggles. NOW 2581 02:02:45.000 --> 02:02:45.920 i think it's all the penis. 2582 02:02:45.960 --> 02:02:49.359 Joking, yeah that'll do. IT i had one like state. 2583 02:02:49.439 --> 02:02:53.640 IT i was, like no, finish and it just came. 2584 02:02:53.720 --> 02:02:59.039 Up that's what people say to my. Penis can you just? 2585 02:02:59.119 --> 02:03:06.640 Finish oh, god, okay let me take that. Back if 2586 02:03:06.680 --> 02:03:08.159 you want to have a say in the topics we, 2587 02:03:08.239 --> 02:03:12.640 discussed you can join our patreon every Pen what? Happened 2588 02:03:12.680 --> 02:03:13.279 what happened that? 2589 02:03:13.399 --> 02:03:16.239 TIME i don't even know is it the word? Patron 2590 02:03:16.279 --> 02:03:18.479 you want to? Say? Penis every penis gets to. VOTE 2591 02:03:18.560 --> 02:03:19.640 i don't know why they. 2592 02:03:20.079 --> 02:03:22.399 Have seriously here we, go here we. Go there are 2593 02:03:22.399 --> 02:03:23.279 times a charm. 2594 02:03:24.680 --> 02:03:32.720 With my. Penis oh, NO i have the. Yips have the. 2595 02:03:32.840 --> 02:03:33.159 Yips