WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.560 --> 00:00:19.280 You're watching Chewing the Cud is then Smith and Mike 2 00:00:19.320 --> 00:00:24.399 Benyon Row. Well, I didn't realize you could get that 3 00:00:24.480 --> 00:00:28.440 service at Charles the Goallt Airport. Hello, you are watching 4 00:00:28.640 --> 00:00:31.960 Chewing the Cud, your lighthearted weekly look at the world 5 00:00:32.240 --> 00:00:35.520 through a slightly glittery Clyde scope. I'm Vent Smith and 6 00:00:35.560 --> 00:00:38.359 with me today is someone who has a very different aesthetic. 7 00:00:38.880 --> 00:00:46.399 It's Mike Benyon Row. Hold them bid very different. I 8 00:00:46.439 --> 00:00:49.039 mean you know there's yeah, there's It's quite similar, isn't 9 00:00:49.039 --> 00:00:52.799 it it? Did you wearing glasses though, I am that's 10 00:00:52.799 --> 00:00:57.719 all I can see? Well, yeah, I mean I can't 11 00:00:57.719 --> 00:00:58.320 see anything right? 12 00:00:58.399 --> 00:00:58.600 Next? 13 00:00:59.439 --> 00:01:01.320 Should have put on this morning? You're doing better then? 14 00:01:02.759 --> 00:01:04.719 And what are you bringing us this week? 15 00:01:04.799 --> 00:01:05.000 Mike? 16 00:01:05.640 --> 00:01:07.719 Well, this week I'm bringing you a story about an 17 00:01:07.840 --> 00:01:12.200 unexpected double before getting inspiration from the gods of mediocrity 18 00:01:12.239 --> 00:01:13.079 and crafty queens. 19 00:01:14.159 --> 00:01:16.040 And we even have a game you can play it 20 00:01:16.079 --> 00:01:18.359 along with as well. But on screen now you can 21 00:01:18.359 --> 00:01:21.439 see our contact details. It's at the cud TV on 22 00:01:21.480 --> 00:01:23.719 your social media, and if you want to catch up 23 00:01:23.719 --> 00:01:26.599 with previous episodes, you can always binge us on YouTube 24 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:28.799 look for Chewing the Card and you can. 25 00:01:28.680 --> 00:01:30.319 See the names of people who have reached out and 26 00:01:30.319 --> 00:01:32.400 touched our souls going along the bottom of the screen. 27 00:01:32.599 --> 00:01:43.079 But now it's time for then in the showbiz, right, 28 00:01:43.640 --> 00:01:49.879 showbiz show, I'll work on that theme tune. Okay, thank you. 29 00:01:52.239 --> 00:01:58.680 So first bit is in the world of Dinosaurs once again. Okay, 30 00:01:58.719 --> 00:02:02.560 can you guess what I'm talking about? Donald Trump? Yes, 31 00:02:02.680 --> 00:02:09.840 that's right. Unfortunately Donald Trump is not extinct, but these 32 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:13.840 dinosaurs have been have been brought back to life many times. 33 00:02:13.960 --> 00:02:16.199 I don't really know where we're at now, but anyway, 34 00:02:16.319 --> 00:02:20.919 there's a new Jurassic World situation Jurassic Park. Jurassic World 35 00:02:20.960 --> 00:02:27.000 Rebirth has been released and it is featuring a very 36 00:02:27.039 --> 00:02:31.719 handsome paleontologists by the name of doctor Henry Loomis, who's 37 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:36.000 played by the gorgeous Jonathan Bailey. There he is so 38 00:02:36.159 --> 00:02:40.439 cute in those classes, it's like yours. Well no, not 39 00:02:40.479 --> 00:02:47.000 really no, so in this film he's teaming up with 40 00:02:47.639 --> 00:02:52.360 a covert operations expert, Zora Bennett portrayed by Scarlett Johansson. 41 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:56.759 Has she been in Jurassic Park before Jurassic World, Jurassic 42 00:02:57.759 --> 00:03:03.800 seem she was in Avengers Dinosaurs? Yes, she was similar 43 00:03:03.919 --> 00:03:09.400 but different. Both make believe. Well, let mean, let me 44 00:03:09.439 --> 00:03:11.879 tell you what is going on. I can tell you're 45 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:15.840 keen to know. Set five years after Jurassic World Dominion? 46 00:03:15.879 --> 00:03:19.039 Do you remember that one? Is that not a place 47 00:03:20.240 --> 00:03:23.479 sat on the beach? The trio embarks in a mission 48 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:26.439 tota in DNA. Once again, I feel that's where all 49 00:03:26.439 --> 00:03:30.439 the films start and go wrong. Blah blah blah, diwnsairs 50 00:03:30.680 --> 00:03:34.840 hot people in film? Okay, cool? So whose DNA are 51 00:03:34.840 --> 00:03:39.240 they after? Jonathan's Jonathan's okay, I could help with that, 52 00:03:40.800 --> 00:03:43.520 saying okay, and what would be your method of extraction? 53 00:03:48.120 --> 00:03:50.080 I would would enable him to. 54 00:03:55.439 --> 00:03:57.159 Words there, I'm going to come out with something very 55 00:03:57.199 --> 00:03:58.639 witted and very obane, but not. 56 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:06.639 Okay Jurassic World everybody, So is it perfectly appropriate to 57 00:04:06.680 --> 00:04:13.000 go no, no, no, no, because yes, it's yes. I 58 00:04:13.199 --> 00:04:16.600 was gonna say it. What during sex or well if 59 00:04:16.639 --> 00:04:21.759 people down the belly? I mean, I don't know if 60 00:04:21.759 --> 00:04:25.040 there's any sex in in this probably not one. 61 00:04:25.360 --> 00:04:29.399 Or they tend to do deep meaningful longing looks and kisses, yes. 62 00:04:30.199 --> 00:04:35.040 Kids, yeah, yeah, and time starts eating people. That's always fun. 63 00:04:36.040 --> 00:04:39.519 Will they have another person be eaten while having a ship? Well, yeah, 64 00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:43.639 I can they really beat that? Can johnthing that scene? 65 00:04:43.639 --> 00:04:45.279 I mean, I mean you could do other things in 66 00:04:45.319 --> 00:04:48.680 the toilets. I suppose like like what, I don't know 67 00:04:48.680 --> 00:04:49.560 what we're up to in Charles to go. 68 00:04:55.560 --> 00:05:04.439 Well, anyway, moving on, gosh, hot flash of. 69 00:05:06.759 --> 00:05:07.000 We we. 70 00:05:09.399 --> 00:05:15.639 It wasn't. We were supposed to be that. I was 71 00:05:15.720 --> 00:05:20.600 just getting very good service, paid extra. I didn't. Actually 72 00:05:20.639 --> 00:05:21.040 it was Ryan. 73 00:05:22.120 --> 00:05:26.399 So you would have paid that graduation for the cabin 74 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:29.879 would you like to bring I had to breathe on 75 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:30.160 this flight. 76 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:33.079 Yes, well that's to ten pounds. Please. I paid for 77 00:05:33.120 --> 00:05:35.800 something and was quite happy with what came up. So 78 00:05:37.759 --> 00:05:44.600 we move on before so from films to limited series? 79 00:05:44.920 --> 00:05:47.600 Are you ever binge watcher? I can't. It's something I 80 00:05:47.600 --> 00:05:49.519 can binge watching a day. That's the best option for 81 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:53.959 mem Okay, well possibly this, I don't know. Are you 82 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:59.879 aware of andre Akiman's work? No? Okay, well then maybe 83 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:02.319 you will binge, just maybe you won't. There's a novel 84 00:06:02.319 --> 00:06:06.279 called Enigma Variations and Jeremy alm White is set to 85 00:06:06.319 --> 00:06:12.360 star as the bisexual protagonist Paul Paul. It's a very 86 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:16.040 bland name, Paul, terrible name Paul. Who would have such 87 00:06:16.040 --> 00:06:25.879 a name? That's Paul there, okay okay, And the series 88 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:31.199 is exploring Paul's romantic experiences from adolescence to adulthood, delving 89 00:06:31.240 --> 00:06:34.439 into relationships with both men and women as bisexuals do 90 00:06:35.199 --> 00:06:42.639 and what they do all on their own. The adaptation 91 00:06:42.839 --> 00:06:46.040 is being developed by writer and sure runner Amandicate Schumann. 92 00:06:46.199 --> 00:06:49.839 There's an Oliver her Man's directing yet to be nice, 93 00:06:49.839 --> 00:06:52.839 but it's being released. But I don't know from the 94 00:06:52.879 --> 00:06:55.639 limited information I've given you there will you be binging 95 00:06:55.680 --> 00:06:57.959 this potentially? 96 00:06:58.759 --> 00:07:01.519 I mean, what I hate about coming a Bay Stories 97 00:07:01.519 --> 00:07:03.120 when you go from adolescence is there's a lot of 98 00:07:05.279 --> 00:07:10.879 really badly done sex, and it's like, not really not 99 00:07:10.920 --> 00:07:11.519 really into. 100 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:16.079 That into badly done sex. You prefer done well, done 101 00:07:16.160 --> 00:07:21.720 well and efficiently, efficiently mopped up afterwards. No, it's just 102 00:07:21.759 --> 00:07:25.959 like that whole adolescent the first time you have sex. 103 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:30.480 It's silly and weird and embarrassing and awkward, and it's 104 00:07:30.519 --> 00:07:33.040 never that. It's always like going, this is my first 105 00:07:33.040 --> 00:07:42.360 time and did that sound again? Bringing back memories? Well, 106 00:07:43.279 --> 00:07:48.759 maybe you will learn something or maybe we'll be re traumatized. Series. 107 00:07:48.759 --> 00:07:50.439 I'm not sure what Queer's Folk when it first came 108 00:07:50.439 --> 00:07:51.240 out taught me how to ring. 109 00:07:52.319 --> 00:07:52.600 Great? 110 00:07:53.240 --> 00:07:58.360 Is that really did that team? Because of the shower scene? Yeah, 111 00:07:58.360 --> 00:08:03.439 oh no, I remember, But it was an instruction manual 112 00:08:03.480 --> 00:08:05.519 for you. He kind of gave me an idea of 113 00:08:05.560 --> 00:08:08.279 how to go about it, right, Okay, that's good. Well 114 00:08:08.319 --> 00:08:12.079 you know Rimming, So it was an instruction manual for you. Well, 115 00:08:12.160 --> 00:08:14.279 what's an instruction manual? More of a going do this? 116 00:08:14.319 --> 00:08:17.120 It's fun? And have you been doing it? And has 117 00:08:17.120 --> 00:08:23.399 it been fun? Yes? Yes? Great? So moving on from that, 118 00:08:24.600 --> 00:08:30.040 from Dinosaurs to Rimming to the Fantastic Four? Are you 119 00:08:30.079 --> 00:08:33.799 a Marvel Universe? I like the Fantastic Four? 120 00:08:33.919 --> 00:08:36.080 Yes, I liked it when it before it, when it 121 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:40.759 was the cartoon version, right, but yeah, not. 122 00:08:40.799 --> 00:08:43.759 So much the real life. Well like what's his face 123 00:08:44.279 --> 00:08:47.720 with the body? I think one of the crises, I'm 124 00:08:47.720 --> 00:08:52.240 not sure. Yeah, flame on it like that again, Well, 125 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:57.000 there's a new hotty in my eyes for sure. Let's 126 00:08:57.039 --> 00:09:00.799 see if it's in your eyes? To Pedro Pascal fit? Okay, 127 00:09:00.919 --> 00:09:07.960 fit fit? So Petta Pascal is coming into me into 128 00:09:07.960 --> 00:09:12.159 the Fantastic War. Lucky them first steps. So I don't 129 00:09:12.159 --> 00:09:14.919 believe they've been in it for as far as I know. 130 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:17.799 But This one is set in a retro futuristic nineteen 131 00:09:17.879 --> 00:09:23.759 fifties Manhattan. Oh there we are, and Pedro is Yeah, 132 00:09:24.200 --> 00:09:28.279 I'm sorrying as read Richard's or mister Fantastic and the 133 00:09:28.279 --> 00:09:31.759 fans have been expressing excitement of Pascal's portrayal, particularly noting 134 00:09:31.759 --> 00:09:34.320 his appearance in both a formal business suit and the 135 00:09:34.519 --> 00:09:40.000 iconic Fantastic for superhero suit. I guess that's there, but 136 00:09:40.080 --> 00:09:42.000 I mean it's a very smoldering look we've got there. 137 00:09:43.559 --> 00:09:45.840 So mister Fantastic is the one that stretches so you 138 00:09:45.879 --> 00:09:47.720 can make yourself be Wow. 139 00:09:48.960 --> 00:09:55.480 Ours the fun there literally minutes. Would you prefer him 140 00:09:56.120 --> 00:09:59.080 or a lover in a business suit or a superhero 141 00:09:59.120 --> 00:10:02.080 outfit naked? I prefer them, okay, yeah, A bit of 142 00:10:02.080 --> 00:10:05.960 a traditionalist like that, yeah, very traditionally. Okay, you know, 143 00:10:06.000 --> 00:10:07.519 it's good to stick to traditional values. 144 00:10:07.679 --> 00:10:08.399 Everything's a kink. 145 00:10:08.440 --> 00:10:11.600 Really, who else is going to be in so we 146 00:10:11.639 --> 00:10:13.679 also have I mean, that's all you care about. But 147 00:10:14.320 --> 00:10:18.799 there's also Vanessa Kirkby as an invisible woman, Joseph Quinn 148 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:22.759 as Human Torch, and Ebon moss Bachrach as the Thing. 149 00:10:22.879 --> 00:10:28.720 I thought it said, Musk is the thing. Yeah, who 150 00:10:28.759 --> 00:10:33.399 is the gentleman for the Human Torch Joseph Quinn. That's 151 00:10:33.480 --> 00:10:37.919 Johnny Storm slash Human Torch. I don't know if we 152 00:10:37.960 --> 00:10:39.840 have an image. I don't think we do because I 153 00:10:39.840 --> 00:10:42.279 don't know who to that. I'll just can google it. 154 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:48.759 There is a villain called Galactus in this one, portrayed 155 00:10:48.799 --> 00:10:52.000 by Ralph Innocent, and Julia Garner is also as well. 156 00:10:52.159 --> 00:10:57.120 Okay, sorry, googling Joseph Quinn found him. 157 00:10:57.399 --> 00:11:02.960 Oh great, Oh okay, let me so. Yeah, thanks for that. 158 00:11:03.039 --> 00:11:05.320 Then always going to it's going to be a while. 159 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:10.200 That's what mon throw into a quite a position. Ah yeah, 160 00:11:10.240 --> 00:11:13.279 oh sorry, You're welcome. Mike stay right there. As coming 161 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:15.519 up after the short break, we get up to date 162 00:11:15.600 --> 00:11:18.799 in all sorts of things. As it's Mike in the Buzz, 163 00:11:30.000 --> 00:11:33.440 welcome back, and you're watching Chewing the Cud and now 164 00:11:33.440 --> 00:11:36.200 we prepare to be amazed at his google ability as 165 00:11:36.240 --> 00:11:37.480 it's Mike in the Buzz. 166 00:11:45.840 --> 00:11:47.639 Is that google ability as in the ability for me 167 00:11:47.720 --> 00:11:49.840 to google, the ability to find me on Google? 168 00:11:50.279 --> 00:11:53.759 M I mean, I have Googled you and it's disturbing, 169 00:11:54.000 --> 00:12:01.679 but accurate. Disturbing the accurate there, Yeah, okay, cool that 170 00:12:01.799 --> 00:12:03.360 we've said before that you are not a fan of 171 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:07.840 sweet things. No phrase was used. It was disgusting and 172 00:12:07.960 --> 00:12:09.440 needs to be burnt from the earth. 173 00:12:09.960 --> 00:12:13.600 This is a story about Aldi, okay, and because you 174 00:12:13.600 --> 00:12:15.080 know they keep getting in trouble with like Marks and 175 00:12:15.120 --> 00:12:16.360 Spencers for copying their thing. 176 00:12:17.679 --> 00:12:19.919 It's a caterpillar cake. We invented the caterpillar cake. 177 00:12:19.960 --> 00:12:23.519 Ali going nah, well this is now they're going to 178 00:12:23.519 --> 00:12:27.240 head to head with Cabris. Aldi have brought out their 179 00:12:27.279 --> 00:12:31.759 own version, okay, of a Cabri's favorite. Okay, so you're 180 00:12:31.799 --> 00:12:34.919 are you aware of Cabria's marvelous creations. 181 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:38.840 I am like chocolate bars. I guess that's what I'm 182 00:12:38.840 --> 00:12:39.159 thinking of. 183 00:12:39.480 --> 00:12:41.320 It is the chocolate bars with like the popping candy 184 00:12:41.360 --> 00:12:46.120 and okay, yes, Aldi brought out their own one, right, 185 00:12:46.519 --> 00:12:52.360 popping candy, popping candy, chocolate right, just quite blatantly ripping 186 00:12:52.360 --> 00:12:58.679 off Cabris and going sour versions cheaper. Yeah. People are 187 00:12:58.720 --> 00:13:01.240 trying to say it's better than the Cabri version, right. 188 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:02.879 I don't think it's anything to do the fact it's 189 00:13:02.879 --> 00:13:03.639 like a third of the price. 190 00:13:04.720 --> 00:13:06.559 Oh this is good, isn't it. I watched it? Oh 191 00:13:06.600 --> 00:13:07.120 it's better? 192 00:13:08.080 --> 00:13:09.759 So Ali are basically saying that this is our way 193 00:13:09.919 --> 00:13:11.759 getting into the market a little bit more coming up 194 00:13:11.799 --> 00:13:13.759 to Easter, they want to flog more chocolate. 195 00:13:14.039 --> 00:13:16.080 Right, so they've even put it into an Easter egg. 196 00:13:16.600 --> 00:13:18.639 Right now, when you put it into an eatregg, normally 197 00:13:18.639 --> 00:13:19.840 you get an East dregg and it's got a bar 198 00:13:19.879 --> 00:13:20.519 of chocolate in it. 199 00:13:20.960 --> 00:13:23.279 Right, This is the actual egg is made of the 200 00:13:23.279 --> 00:13:24.240 pop and candy chocolate. 201 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:24.519 Right. 202 00:13:24.639 --> 00:13:27.559 It's a lot popping. It's a lot of popping. It's 203 00:13:27.600 --> 00:13:28.519 also white chocolate. 204 00:13:29.759 --> 00:13:33.799 That's the correct reaction to white chocolate. Why, yeah, yeah, 205 00:13:34.720 --> 00:13:36.679 I mean I used to love it as a kid, 206 00:13:39.360 --> 00:13:42.720 did nearly addition to be the Milky Bucket. But that's 207 00:13:42.840 --> 00:13:44.480 not a story for another time. I think that's a 208 00:13:44.480 --> 00:13:49.720 story for now. In my school, I feel, I feel, 209 00:13:49.720 --> 00:13:52.799 I don't. I think this is true. But somebody was 210 00:13:52.840 --> 00:13:55.320 picked to be to audition for the Milk Backet and 211 00:13:55.360 --> 00:13:58.240 they came in like scouted as And I used to 212 00:13:58.279 --> 00:14:00.840 have hair, first of all, used to be very blonde, 213 00:14:01.320 --> 00:14:05.159 So I think I was in the running. But obviously 214 00:14:05.200 --> 00:14:07.320 look at me now. So in the running, you think 215 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:09.080 you're in the running, as in you went to an audition, 216 00:14:09.159 --> 00:14:11.080 you had a screen test. I think I was scouted, 217 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:14.000 but obviously they just decided I was. I don't know. 218 00:14:14.440 --> 00:14:15.960 It's all talented in other ways. 219 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:18.320 Say, if an old guy is looking at you as 220 00:14:18.320 --> 00:14:20.600 a private school, you're not being scouted for an advert. 221 00:14:20.799 --> 00:14:24.639 Okay, I think we should quite quickly. That's a strange turn. 222 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:28.559 Popping candy though, great, yeah you're a fan of popping 223 00:14:28.600 --> 00:14:32.679 can no, great a lot that idea, but not for me. 224 00:14:33.279 --> 00:14:40.279 Put in cheese, but moving on from chocolate because you 225 00:14:40.320 --> 00:14:43.159 know it's not your thing. Okay, how do you unlock your. 226 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:50.480 Phone with my face? I hesitate because I think I 227 00:14:51.039 --> 00:14:52.720 know that's been around for a while, but I think 228 00:14:52.720 --> 00:14:56.200 I only recently made my phone do that. So when 229 00:14:56.200 --> 00:14:57.639 you say with your face, you made age him with 230 00:14:57.679 --> 00:15:05.600 your image rather than just like faces four two classical kiss. Yes, no, 231 00:15:05.759 --> 00:15:09.559 with my beautiful face a visage. But then sometimes it's 232 00:15:09.600 --> 00:15:13.519 like and you have to type in the number. Sometimes 233 00:15:13.519 --> 00:15:15.759 it's like what number? 234 00:15:16.600 --> 00:15:19.720 Okay, my phone doesn't do that noise, so maybe that's 235 00:15:19.720 --> 00:15:20.799 a deficiency for my think. 236 00:15:21.200 --> 00:15:24.039 Well, this is a gentleman who basically took it. It was 237 00:15:24.120 --> 00:15:29.960 arrested by the police for allegedly dealing drugs. Okay, and 238 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:32.159 as part of the police terriers. He said, can you 239 00:15:32.279 --> 00:15:35.480 unlock your phone so we can see police? And he went, no, 240 00:15:35.840 --> 00:15:38.080 not giving you a pint code. I'm not going to 241 00:15:38.120 --> 00:15:40.600 give you a pink code. What you can do? Right, 242 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:43.519 So do you know what the police did? Went smile 243 00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:46.759 and just locked it with his face. Turned out he 244 00:15:46.879 --> 00:15:51.960 was dealing drugs. This is a gentleman. Was that the picture? 245 00:15:52.519 --> 00:15:55.840 That's his? That's his face the gallery and feed by 246 00:15:55.840 --> 00:15:59.519 this gentleman. Indeed, you can unlock my phone any day. 247 00:16:01.440 --> 00:16:03.600 I mean it's his phone he unlocked with his face, 248 00:16:03.840 --> 00:16:04.879 not somebody else's. 249 00:16:05.240 --> 00:16:08.919 That's just what he hasn't got to magic face. This 250 00:16:09.039 --> 00:16:11.919 face will lock any phone. I mean it will locks 251 00:16:11.960 --> 00:16:12.799 some people's pants. 252 00:16:13.000 --> 00:16:13.600 But not fun. 253 00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:17.480 But it's kind of like sad hot. It's that it's 254 00:16:17.519 --> 00:16:20.559 just been caught by the police. It's not happy more. 255 00:16:20.600 --> 00:16:22.320 But in his life this isn't a career highlight as 256 00:16:22.320 --> 00:16:25.759 a drug dealer, but also like sort of slightly like 257 00:16:25.960 --> 00:16:30.759 sad hot, like pausing like a model. What is everybody's 258 00:16:30.759 --> 00:16:34.480 obsession with like criminals and their hotness? What is that? 259 00:16:34.720 --> 00:16:36.679 I feel like this story happens all the time in 260 00:16:36.679 --> 00:16:41.960 different countries and different crimes. This seems like a less 261 00:16:42.000 --> 00:16:45.519 Actually what does he do? He dealing drugs? Okay, fine, 262 00:16:46.919 --> 00:16:47.519 Thursday night? 263 00:16:47.559 --> 00:16:48.000 Really in that. 264 00:16:50.600 --> 00:16:54.279 Victimless drug problem, you know. 265 00:16:54.480 --> 00:16:57.440 But like it's like, who's the latest hot criminal? 266 00:16:57.519 --> 00:17:00.399 Basically a couple of years ago, there was a guy 267 00:17:00.399 --> 00:17:03.240 that was basically he escaped as a violent killer, right, 268 00:17:03.639 --> 00:17:06.559 and the police released a photo of him right and 269 00:17:06.640 --> 00:17:08.759 kept out to remind people that he's a violent killer. 270 00:17:09.160 --> 00:17:11.079 There's all these people going, oh, I'll look after him, 271 00:17:11.400 --> 00:17:12.319 but I'll hide him. 272 00:17:12.599 --> 00:17:14.920 He's so hot. Oh yeah, I'm not going looking for 273 00:17:14.960 --> 00:17:19.079 him now. He's like, no, no, he kills people, don't but 274 00:17:20.839 --> 00:17:30.799 I'll risk it. Risk I nearly died. Do not follow 275 00:17:30.880 --> 00:17:31.240 this man. 276 00:17:32.319 --> 00:17:34.720 You see, people always said watch out what you get 277 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:35.319 put into prison. 278 00:17:35.319 --> 00:17:38.359 I enjoy myself. If you're okay, you're ready for that, 279 00:17:38.519 --> 00:17:47.000 I'd enjoy myself. Friendly, friendly prisoner, very friendly anyway. 280 00:17:48.440 --> 00:17:50.640 So yeah, don't approach the criminals people if you do 281 00:17:50.799 --> 00:17:55.319 decide to try and get one. What was the guy 282 00:17:55.400 --> 00:17:58.119 that killed the CEO that everyone wanted to Yes, well 283 00:17:58.359 --> 00:18:01.240 yeah that's like he was hot too, Luigi. 284 00:18:01.319 --> 00:18:04.640 Yeah, not married, you know like that, I mean, yeah, 285 00:18:04.680 --> 00:18:09.559 you know, attractive. We had the internet with bonkers attractive 286 00:18:09.759 --> 00:18:14.200 but a murderer. Yeah, but yeah, I mean, you know 287 00:18:14.279 --> 00:18:17.279 it is online dating is hard, so I do, I 288 00:18:17.319 --> 00:18:22.359 do get it. Sometimes you're gonna look for other means 289 00:18:23.000 --> 00:18:25.799 and a place lineup might be a sorry, I've just 290 00:18:25.839 --> 00:18:27.960 got the same which of your your grind the profile? 291 00:18:28.400 --> 00:18:33.680 So like going to like looking for a ranger criminals 292 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:34.400 may apply. 293 00:18:35.960 --> 00:18:39.160 Send your mug shots to me exactly. Yeah, it's like 294 00:18:39.240 --> 00:18:44.400 not safe work pictures accepted, mug shots accepted, not safe 295 00:18:44.400 --> 00:18:45.960 for work, safe for prison. 296 00:18:46.119 --> 00:18:49.839 Yeah but yeah, and if like then you want to 297 00:18:49.839 --> 00:18:53.400 find some rough trade criminals to anyway, why. 298 00:18:53.240 --> 00:18:53.960 Not share that with us? 299 00:18:53.960 --> 00:18:56.319 We're at the COO TV on social media and that 300 00:18:56.319 --> 00:18:58.359 brings us nicely to our story of the week. 301 00:18:59.400 --> 00:19:02.119 Now it's kind of a similar theme. 302 00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:05.880 Have you ever gone down to get something and found 303 00:19:05.880 --> 00:19:08.720 out there was two of them? 304 00:19:08.960 --> 00:19:10.359 Yes? Sometimes? 305 00:19:10.480 --> 00:19:13.359 Yeah? About that? 306 00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:22.640 You know, just items, just items, items in the bagage area, unexpected. 307 00:19:26.160 --> 00:19:32.480 There's another disclosed, probably loob. Sorry I didn't disclose that. 308 00:19:35.359 --> 00:19:39.000 This lady in Morrison's right, Okay, so we've moved on, 309 00:19:39.160 --> 00:19:42.160 we've moved to a different supermarket. Would you say Morrison's 310 00:19:42.200 --> 00:19:47.559 above You don't get the interesting middle aisle. Where else 311 00:19:47.599 --> 00:19:49.720 can you go for a pint of a pint of bread, 312 00:19:50.359 --> 00:19:54.400 pint of bread, and loaf of milk, a loaf of milk, right, 313 00:19:54.440 --> 00:19:56.400 and come out with a four man canoe in a kayak. 314 00:19:58.039 --> 00:20:01.720 I mean that is there. This is a. 315 00:20:01.759 --> 00:20:04.680 Lady who went and basically peeled back the skin of 316 00:20:04.680 --> 00:20:10.240 her banana and found two shafts of banana. 317 00:20:11.920 --> 00:20:17.920 Uh wow, oh my god, Well that is a surprise 318 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:22.680 for Barbara. Barbara and her bananas. I don't think I 319 00:20:22.759 --> 00:20:24.960 know was should be. 320 00:20:26.680 --> 00:20:29.480 Peeled back the skin of the four skin of a banana, 321 00:20:29.480 --> 00:20:32.640 because that's right, I've got two shafts. 322 00:20:33.880 --> 00:20:39.759 I mean, does like, does this happen in nature or 323 00:20:39.759 --> 00:20:42.759 was there like a stuffing incident in the banana factory? 324 00:20:43.160 --> 00:20:47.319 I don't know how made they grow on a technically 325 00:20:47.319 --> 00:20:50.400 a berry, what it can happen. 326 00:20:51.079 --> 00:20:54.000 What I always thought was she was stunned to discover 327 00:20:54.720 --> 00:20:57.480 right now, that's a girthy banana. 328 00:20:58.200 --> 00:21:01.799 You wouldn't be that stunned. You know, that's a big 329 00:21:01.799 --> 00:21:04.519 banana because it's it's very wide. Yeah what yeah? What 330 00:21:04.519 --> 00:21:07.720 did she was actually one massive banana and there exactly 331 00:21:08.000 --> 00:21:12.279 which would also be quite like almos a big banana yeah, gosh, 332 00:21:12.599 --> 00:21:15.839 I mean, did she like, I don't know, did they 333 00:21:16.279 --> 00:21:19.319 give her a lifetime supply of bananas they said, j 334 00:21:19.640 --> 00:21:22.319 Or did she she has to pay for another banana? 335 00:21:24.000 --> 00:21:28.720 I don't buy weight. Yeah, I mean not the same. 336 00:21:29.039 --> 00:21:34.440 But my mom once fined be very respectful because it's 337 00:21:34.480 --> 00:21:38.400 your mom. Yeah, just saying my mom wants possibly from 338 00:21:38.400 --> 00:21:42.519 Morrison to got a bag of crisps which had no 339 00:21:42.599 --> 00:21:45.680 Christmas it was just filled of air. I realized that's 340 00:21:45.759 --> 00:21:47.319 quite a segway from what you're to show me. But 341 00:21:47.440 --> 00:21:49.640 I'm just trying to relate to you. Okay, that's that's 342 00:21:49.680 --> 00:21:51.559 perfectly fine. I mean, it's it's similar. 343 00:21:52.319 --> 00:21:55.279 She was unexpected surprising shopping what does she opened things 344 00:21:55.319 --> 00:21:57.880 and wasn't expecting a big empty sack. 345 00:21:58.079 --> 00:22:01.519 But that's all the bus this week. Thanks for that, Mike. 346 00:22:02.359 --> 00:22:09.400 I appreciate going down memory lane of shopping for double items, 347 00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:13.440 shopping for double enders with you. 348 00:22:14.079 --> 00:22:16.119 Well, don't go anywhere because coming up after this and 349 00:22:16.160 --> 00:22:17.559 we have a game with you to play with a 350 00:22:17.720 --> 00:22:20.079 game of the week. It's a close family. 351 00:22:29.720 --> 00:22:32.000 Welcome back to Tuning the Card with Me, Van Smith 352 00:22:32.039 --> 00:22:34.799 and Mike Benyon Rowe. Now this part of the show 353 00:22:34.839 --> 00:22:37.319 is where we play a lovely game and this one 354 00:22:37.400 --> 00:22:40.359 is for everyone's favorite. Well, I'm not going to say 355 00:22:40.359 --> 00:22:45.839 that it's Mike so off, You've up accurate. That is 356 00:22:45.920 --> 00:22:53.000 R's rude day of the week. All right, So over 357 00:22:53.039 --> 00:22:55.359 to the game now. So Mike is going to play 358 00:22:55.440 --> 00:22:58.279 some tunes on his kazoo, and I'm going to try 359 00:22:58.319 --> 00:23:01.319 and guess what they are. It's a new kazoo. 360 00:23:02.640 --> 00:23:07.400 We've spent money, gold Chat double double chamber kazoo. 361 00:23:08.079 --> 00:23:11.720 Very impressive. Yeah, got a love wish? Right, are you 362 00:23:11.720 --> 00:23:28.079 ready for the first one? I am, okay, just give 363 00:23:28.119 --> 00:23:33.400 me some more. It's very new, very new, very new. Gosh. 364 00:23:33.480 --> 00:23:36.160 I mean, now you're testing my knowledge of really new stuff? 365 00:23:38.319 --> 00:23:43.359 Is it Sabrina Carpenter? No, it's a good girl. 366 00:23:43.799 --> 00:23:45.039 Oh is it a. 367 00:23:47.079 --> 00:23:47.480 That's what I. 368 00:23:49.000 --> 00:23:49.200 Mean? 369 00:23:49.319 --> 00:23:52.039 You basically just told me, But yeah, it was. 370 00:23:52.039 --> 00:23:52.400 It was. 371 00:23:52.759 --> 00:23:56.680 I'm trying to ease you in gent Thank you lovely. Okay, 372 00:23:57.240 --> 00:23:57.680 next one? 373 00:23:58.400 --> 00:24:22.519 Mm hmmmm hm, bad boys? Now give me. 374 00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:25.480 Have you ever released an album though? Wait, this is 375 00:24:27.680 --> 00:24:28.319 this is one of mine? 376 00:24:29.519 --> 00:24:32.319 You never released an album that may have a title track. 377 00:24:32.240 --> 00:24:41.400 Called master Disguise? Oh wait, burn me build this house again? 378 00:24:41.839 --> 00:24:45.759 Oh apparently build this House again the classic tune by 379 00:24:45.839 --> 00:24:53.960 me VN. Smith. Yeah, listen to the real version, which 380 00:24:54.200 --> 00:24:56.480 is not sound like that, which sounds very similar to 381 00:24:56.519 --> 00:25:05.319 that on iTunes, Spotify, et cetera. Okay, beautiful, thank you. 382 00:25:05.839 --> 00:25:08.359 Before we started, I said that this is a bad 383 00:25:08.519 --> 00:25:09.880 version of over game. 384 00:25:10.519 --> 00:25:14.000 I can't do that. No, I mean no, great, I 385 00:25:14.039 --> 00:25:18.279 believe in you, at least someone does. I believe in fairies. 386 00:25:18.319 --> 00:25:32.359 That'sto very homophobic. Next one, then I find it actually 387 00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:35.839 easier not to look at you. You know what many 388 00:25:35.920 --> 00:25:43.200 lovers have said the same. Well, the gallery Umbrella Yella 389 00:25:43.480 --> 00:25:51.680 Ella Ella. Rihanna said it was awful at this game. Yeah. No, 390 00:25:51.720 --> 00:25:55.039 it's good to know. I'm just going to block you out, Okay, 391 00:25:55.119 --> 00:25:57.279 and that's helpful. 392 00:25:57.440 --> 00:25:57.680 Great? 393 00:25:58.240 --> 00:25:59.039 Have you got more for me? 394 00:25:59.119 --> 00:25:59.519 I do? 395 00:26:00.240 --> 00:26:00.519 Okay? 396 00:26:00.920 --> 00:26:05.519 Not looking at you? 397 00:26:05.519 --> 00:26:11.680 No, that's not that's not the song sad Nelly's sad 398 00:26:11.960 --> 00:26:21.119 sad sad song. Okay, try try again. M h happy 399 00:26:21.160 --> 00:26:24.799 Nelly the Elephant, Nellie the Elephant. Yes, a song you've 400 00:26:24.839 --> 00:26:27.400 already mentioned. Let's Go. You didn't ask me. Do I 401 00:26:27.480 --> 00:26:29.319