WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:03.399 Oh all righty, welcome to the Minnesota Goodbye. I listened 2 00:00:03.439 --> 00:00:06.839 to a really interesting podcast yesterday when I was on 3 00:00:06.919 --> 00:00:10.080 the stair stepper over at Snap Fitness and was listen 4 00:00:10.119 --> 00:00:12.039 to one. It was about Siegfried and Roy. Let me 5 00:00:12.039 --> 00:00:14.039 see you I can find it because it was about 6 00:00:14.039 --> 00:00:16.879 because Roy was attacked by the tiger on stage in 7 00:00:16.920 --> 00:00:19.719 two thousand and three and well, you didn't die. 8 00:00:20.039 --> 00:00:22.359 It got like just maimed like soups maimed. 9 00:00:22.679 --> 00:00:22.960 Yeah. 10 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:28.839 It's called Wild Things and it is all about Uh. 11 00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:31.359 I want to see if it is I'm trying to 12 00:00:31.399 --> 00:00:34.079 figure out the name of it is Wild Things or 13 00:00:34.079 --> 00:00:36.840 if it's called The Pet Detective. I think it might 14 00:00:36.840 --> 00:00:42.320 be called The Pet Detective. Anyway, very interesting, all about 15 00:00:42.479 --> 00:00:45.159 what happened and nobody knows. But basically Roy was on 16 00:00:45.200 --> 00:00:48.880 stage with his tiger, and Siegfried and Roy were legendary 17 00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:52.439 show show magicians in Las Vegas, and they were there 18 00:00:52.439 --> 00:00:54.840 for years and years, and they were just so successful. 19 00:00:55.079 --> 00:00:56.880 And I saw their show many times. But they had 20 00:00:56.960 --> 00:01:01.719 live tigers and live lions and cheetahs and whatever, and 21 00:01:01.960 --> 00:01:04.599 you know, the animal rights people hated that. And but 22 00:01:04.799 --> 00:01:09.799 one day there was a white tiger and Roy was, 23 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:11.319 you know, doing a trick with a white tiger, and 24 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:14.359 the tiger batted at him, and so then Roy batted 25 00:01:14.400 --> 00:01:16.560 back or something. The tiger grabbed him. 26 00:01:16.400 --> 00:01:19.799 By the neck, yes, with like his mouth, yeah. 27 00:01:19.920 --> 00:01:22.359 And dragged him off stage. Now, you would think that's 28 00:01:22.359 --> 00:01:24.799 a lot of weight to care. The tiger's weigh about 29 00:01:24.799 --> 00:01:26.040 six hundred pounds. 30 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:28.359 Tiger's weighed six hundred pounds. 31 00:01:28.400 --> 00:01:32.560 Six hundred pounds got and so he grabbed him by 32 00:01:32.599 --> 00:01:35.560 the next severed an artery. He started to bleed, had 33 00:01:35.599 --> 00:01:40.879 a stroke, then had another stroke, and it's just really interesting. 34 00:01:40.920 --> 00:01:43.640 They don't know what caused it, except they say that 35 00:01:43.680 --> 00:01:47.040 tigers can be trained, but never tamed. Yeah, And I 36 00:01:47.040 --> 00:01:49.879 thought that was really interesting. And they said it's amazing 37 00:01:49.959 --> 00:01:53.359 that it didn't happen sooner. And that was kind of 38 00:01:53.400 --> 00:01:57.040 the end of the hole. That was it never never 39 00:01:57.079 --> 00:02:00.760 recovered completely. And then I think sig freed. The blonde 40 00:02:00.760 --> 00:02:04.359 one died a few years ago. Anyway, that's one of 41 00:02:04.359 --> 00:02:06.959 the podcasts. That is another podcast you might want to 42 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:13.520 check out. Okay, next one, let's get into it. I'm 43 00:02:13.560 --> 00:02:14.960 going to find a good one to start off with. 44 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:19.879 All right, why not Jenny, Jenny, If you do get 45 00:02:19.919 --> 00:02:23.199 a chance to do angels landing. Do it, okay, that's 46 00:02:23.240 --> 00:02:25.360 what we talked about yesterday. It is a ridge in 47 00:02:25.639 --> 00:02:28.039 Utah where you climb up and it's a drop off 48 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:28.719 on either side. 49 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:30.400 It's in Zion National Park. 50 00:02:30.520 --> 00:02:32.360 I did it last fall. Was very nervous, but I 51 00:02:32.400 --> 00:02:34.680 felt in control and say for the most part, get 52 00:02:34.879 --> 00:02:38.719 cheap grippy gardening gloves and then it helps a lot. Also, 53 00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:42.520 go further up the West Room trail after angels landing 54 00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:44.840 scouts look out for even better views. You don't have 55 00:02:44.879 --> 00:02:47.520 to go far, just like a mile or so. Be 56 00:02:47.599 --> 00:02:49.439 in line for the first shuttle. You cannot drive a 57 00:02:49.479 --> 00:02:52.719 car to the trailhead Dave in the last year because 58 00:02:52.719 --> 00:02:54.560 I talked about I want to go to all these places, 59 00:02:54.560 --> 00:02:57.360 but they're so crowded. In the last two years we've 60 00:02:57.360 --> 00:03:00.960 been to Yosemite NP, I think is Rocky Mountin National Park, 61 00:03:00.960 --> 00:03:06.039 Mountaineer Olympic Call, Yellowstone, Grand Teeneton Channel Islands and GSNMP. 62 00:03:06.240 --> 00:03:08.319 I don't know what that is and we're headed to 63 00:03:08.360 --> 00:03:11.680 Death Valley soon. Crowds can be an issue, but to 64 00:03:11.759 --> 00:03:14.919 avoid them, go into the park before sunrise and leave 65 00:03:14.960 --> 00:03:17.639 the park around ten or eleven. Go relax and then 66 00:03:17.680 --> 00:03:20.159 head back to the park around five. You'd be amazed 67 00:03:20.159 --> 00:03:21.800 at some of the incredible areas you can have to 68 00:03:21.840 --> 00:03:24.360 yourself or with just a few others. We love grabbing 69 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:26.120 a piece in the evening and headed back into the 70 00:03:26.159 --> 00:03:27.960 park to look for animals, go to overlook, etc. 71 00:03:28.639 --> 00:03:29.159 In the morning. 72 00:03:29.199 --> 00:03:31.759 We've done three am wake up times and hike with 73 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:34.879 headlamps to get the trail to ourselves. That early of 74 00:03:34.879 --> 00:03:37.800 a time isn't necessary, but you really can't beat a 75 00:03:37.879 --> 00:03:41.919 mountain sunrise on a hiking trail. Happy travels. Thank you, 76 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:45.159 Alisa or Alyssa, thank you very much. I will tell 77 00:03:45.199 --> 00:03:47.319 you that that is a very good piece of advice. 78 00:03:47.360 --> 00:03:49.439 When I did Pike's Peak, you can't even find a 79 00:03:49.479 --> 00:03:53.800 parking space after sunrise, and the parking spaces were filling 80 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:58.400 up at four am when I went there. Seems good advice. 81 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:02.240 Delete on that one so I won't accidentally read it 82 00:04:02.240 --> 00:04:04.080 again tomorrow. I wonder how many times I've done that. 83 00:04:04.159 --> 00:04:04.639 I don't think. 84 00:04:04.759 --> 00:04:06.159 I think Billy and I kind of look at each 85 00:04:06.199 --> 00:04:09.639 other if we think you're doing your reading this. 86 00:04:10.719 --> 00:04:14.439 Yeah, all right, this is a very interesting one. Hello 87 00:04:14.599 --> 00:04:17.360 morning crew. I got a question and no my intention 88 00:04:17.480 --> 00:04:20.079 is not to infuriate listeners with the ever so tempting 89 00:04:20.360 --> 00:04:24.240 the world is too soft vitriol. Have the rules of 90 00:04:24.279 --> 00:04:26.879 censorship changed, I ask you, because you're obviously in the 91 00:04:26.959 --> 00:04:29.839 radio industry and probably have a well known blacklist of 92 00:04:29.879 --> 00:04:32.240 what can and cannot be said on the radio. I 93 00:04:32.319 --> 00:04:36.759 noticed this watching several YouTube video essays on YouTube where 94 00:04:36.759 --> 00:04:40.040 I work. I also notice on TikTok it's like people 95 00:04:40.079 --> 00:04:45.319 speak in code now. Murder or killing has become unliving. Yes, 96 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:49.600 shooting has become pew pew, rape has become grape, or 97 00:04:49.639 --> 00:04:53.120 even just the emoji of grapes, et cetera. Or they'll 98 00:04:53.120 --> 00:04:56.639 completely blurt or silence words altogether. I've seen where a 99 00:04:56.680 --> 00:04:59.160 word a letter of a word is replaced by an asterisk. 100 00:04:59.399 --> 00:05:03.399 For example, porn or penis will the e or the 101 00:05:03.519 --> 00:05:07.360 vowel will become an asterisk. There are many other examples. 102 00:05:07.399 --> 00:05:09.600 These are just the ones that I've cataloged for the 103 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:11.600 purpose of picking your brains. I get it, none of 104 00:05:11.600 --> 00:05:14.519 these words are particularly warm and fuzzy, But are they 105 00:05:14.560 --> 00:05:17.199 really in need of censorship? Because then later in the 106 00:05:17.240 --> 00:05:20.279 same video the person might say fuck or shit without 107 00:05:20.319 --> 00:05:24.639 beleeping that So in summary, has censorship changed now? Is 108 00:05:24.680 --> 00:05:27.480 it about becoming about monitoring the real themes that are 109 00:05:27.519 --> 00:05:31.319 unsavory rather than the old school pearl clutching swear words. 110 00:05:31.399 --> 00:05:33.160 Let me know what you think, Jamie. 111 00:05:33.319 --> 00:05:35.319 I think so I know what you're talking about, and 112 00:05:35.360 --> 00:05:38.600 I see that mostly on TikTok, and I do believe 113 00:05:38.800 --> 00:05:42.600 you do get censored if you say certain words on TikTok, 114 00:05:42.680 --> 00:05:46.519 and not necessarily that they will like take your video off, 115 00:05:46.839 --> 00:05:49.920 but like, I think the TikTok algorithm can track what 116 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:52.519 like the captions say, which is why they edit the 117 00:05:52.519 --> 00:05:56.319 captions to say something like grape instead so that the 118 00:05:56.680 --> 00:05:59.800 algorithm won't tag them and then push their video out 119 00:05:59.839 --> 00:06:00.560 to less. 120 00:06:00.360 --> 00:06:02.639 People because there might be a you know, if you're 121 00:06:02.639 --> 00:06:04.399 going to say something like oh I am going to 122 00:06:04.519 --> 00:06:08.439 murder that pizza, well that would get censored out along 123 00:06:08.480 --> 00:06:11.639 with what would legitimately need to be censored out, like 124 00:06:11.759 --> 00:06:13.720 oh yeah, I have a plan to murder my mother 125 00:06:13.800 --> 00:06:16.560 in law, right, so I can see it. But I 126 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:20.360 think that the sensitivity thing is what I wonder about, 127 00:06:20.399 --> 00:06:23.319 because the world is full of things that you cannot 128 00:06:23.319 --> 00:06:26.639 shelter yourself from. You know, you cannot shelter yourself from 129 00:06:27.079 --> 00:06:30.000 you know, like Murder on the Orient Express was a 130 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:32.800 big movie back in the seventies. Does that mean that 131 00:06:33.160 --> 00:06:36.800 no movie should ever dial m for murder was just 132 00:06:36.920 --> 00:06:38.279 at one of the theaters. 133 00:06:37.879 --> 00:06:41.199 Out in town, Yelltrie, Yeah, it's I think it's. I 134 00:06:41.199 --> 00:06:44.319 don't think it's necessarily the like we need to censor 135 00:06:44.360 --> 00:06:47.199 the word murder to like save people who are, you know, 136 00:06:47.279 --> 00:06:50.439 triggered by it. I think what they're talking about seems 137 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:54.519 very specifically, like via social media, so that your video 138 00:06:54.879 --> 00:06:57.839 doesn't get censored, like by the company as a whole. 139 00:06:57.879 --> 00:07:00.439 It'll be taken down. Yeah, Like literally, if you use 140 00:07:00.519 --> 00:07:02.920 the word rape, it can be taken down. So I 141 00:07:03.079 --> 00:07:05.560 really think that people are doing what they're doing so 142 00:07:05.600 --> 00:07:08.399 that their video doesn't get taken like murder to anyone 143 00:07:08.439 --> 00:07:09.000 who's triggered. 144 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:12.040 If I said I'm gonna unlive Bailey, should I say 145 00:07:12.040 --> 00:07:14.319 I'm gonna murder kill or on a live. 146 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:15.800 Base, I would prefer assassinate. 147 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:17.040 I would like for. 148 00:07:16.959 --> 00:07:19.639 That you be important for me to assassinate you. 149 00:07:19.839 --> 00:07:25.439 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 150 00:07:25.720 --> 00:07:26.879 I'm gonna do it all right. 151 00:07:28.040 --> 00:07:30.519 Next one is also about angels landing, and well, we're 152 00:07:30.519 --> 00:07:33.720 gonna go into this a little bit. I listened to 153 00:07:33.720 --> 00:07:36.519 Minnesota Goodbye Jenny were talking about Angels Landing. My friend 154 00:07:36.519 --> 00:07:38.040 and I did this hike a couple of years ago. 155 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:40.600 We did have to sign up for a lottery months 156 00:07:40.600 --> 00:07:42.680 in advance, and we luckily got passes, so I'm not 157 00:07:42.680 --> 00:07:46.240 sure what the odds are. It was extremely hot, and 158 00:07:46.279 --> 00:07:49.120 we definitely underestimated the amount of water we would need 159 00:07:49.439 --> 00:07:52.959 for what seemed like a shorter hike distance wise. It's 160 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:55.040 likely cooler this time of the year out there, though. 161 00:07:55.199 --> 00:07:55.519 Yeah. 162 00:07:55.600 --> 00:07:58.279 I will say the majority of the hike is a long, steep, 163 00:07:58.319 --> 00:08:01.199 but well maintained dirt or Great Apple trail with a 164 00:08:01.279 --> 00:08:02.720 lot of switchback yep. 165 00:08:02.759 --> 00:08:04.560 I've seen pictures of it as. 166 00:08:04.399 --> 00:08:05.959 A pretty avid hike here it was the most I've 167 00:08:06.000 --> 00:08:09.160 ever done. Eventually, you come to a landing, which my 168 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:10.879 friend and I actually thought was the end until we 169 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:13.000 looked around and be and saw the actual scary part 170 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:15.680 of the hike. This part starts less than a mile 171 00:08:15.720 --> 00:08:18.160 from the end, which was actually not as scary or 172 00:08:18.199 --> 00:08:22.319 as busy as I thought it was going to be. Overall, 173 00:08:22.360 --> 00:08:24.000 was one of the most incredible hikes I've ever done, 174 00:08:24.000 --> 00:08:26.000 and not as scary as it looks. The chains are 175 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:28.759 well placed and sturdy. As long as you pay attention 176 00:08:28.800 --> 00:08:30.959 to footing and go slow, there shouldn't be an issue. 177 00:08:31.759 --> 00:08:35.559 If you can, I one hundred percent recommend doing it well. 178 00:08:35.639 --> 00:08:37.639 For two years later, people are still astonished that I 179 00:08:37.679 --> 00:08:39.879 did it, and it always makes for a good fun 180 00:08:39.960 --> 00:08:43.080 factor story. I touched a couple of photos and you 181 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:45.279 know we're on the radio, so the photos are you know, 182 00:08:45.519 --> 00:08:50.039 they're they don't really they're beautiful. But yeah, thank you 183 00:08:50.080 --> 00:08:53.279 all for your great content every day. I appreciate that. 184 00:08:53.480 --> 00:08:56.879 Thank you, Taylor. That is right up your alley to 185 00:08:56.919 --> 00:08:58.600 go do something like that. I have no desire to 186 00:08:58.639 --> 00:09:01.679 do something where there's a drop off, So yeah. 187 00:09:01.519 --> 00:09:01.879 We'll see. 188 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:04.840 Like I said, I don't have a lottery, so if 189 00:09:05.240 --> 00:09:06.960 they do day of or like the day before, you 190 00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:08.639 can figure out if you can get one in the 191 00:09:08.720 --> 00:09:09.000 day of. 192 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:11.639 So that'll just be a luck of the draft. We 193 00:09:11.679 --> 00:09:12.120 do get that. 194 00:09:12.799 --> 00:09:19.360 Okay, let's move up to another email. This is from Stephanie. 195 00:09:19.679 --> 00:09:22.919 Stephanie is a regular contributor staff writer. You guys mentioned 196 00:09:22.919 --> 00:09:25.240 the TV show Doctor Otissey recently and I saw it 197 00:09:25.240 --> 00:09:29.080 Papa and Hulu. I immediately thought about Joshua Jackson, who 198 00:09:29.120 --> 00:09:31.879 stars in it looked exactly like George Clooney in the 199 00:09:31.879 --> 00:09:33.960 stock photos they show with him on the boat. Doctor 200 00:09:33.960 --> 00:09:37.120 Ottissey was the show I stumbled upon on Hulu the 201 00:09:37.159 --> 00:09:41.320 other day, and it's like Love Boat, but it is 202 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:43.440 with doctors instead of passengers. 203 00:09:43.559 --> 00:09:46.279 Yes, and I felt the same exact way as this 204 00:09:46.639 --> 00:09:49.480 emailer because he did look just like George Klute. 205 00:09:49.440 --> 00:09:51.679 I think so yeah. Fun fact, he was part of 206 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:53.840 the Mighty Ducks when they were filling in Minnesota. They 207 00:09:53.879 --> 00:09:58.399 lived in my same apartment complex, Vicksburg Village in Plymouth. 208 00:09:58.799 --> 00:10:01.799 On my fifth birthday, and this is thirty ish years ago, 209 00:10:01.919 --> 00:10:04.240 my parents had reserved the party room for my little 210 00:10:04.279 --> 00:10:08.360 birthday party. The whole Mighty Ducks crew was doing homeschooling 211 00:10:08.399 --> 00:10:11.279 in that room and didn't realize it was reserved. My 212 00:10:11.360 --> 00:10:13.399 parents had arrived to put up the decorations when they 213 00:10:13.440 --> 00:10:15.559 ran into them. Well, they ended up staying for some 214 00:10:15.600 --> 00:10:17.519 of the party, and then they hung out with our 215 00:10:17.559 --> 00:10:19.960 family a lot because my older cousin happened to be 216 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:22.320 staying with us, who was their same age. We have 217 00:10:22.360 --> 00:10:24.799 home footage of them somewhere playing with us in the 218 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:27.039 pool and hanging out with my older cousin I know 219 00:10:27.120 --> 00:10:29.720 everybody in Minnesota has some sort of weird connection to 220 00:10:29.759 --> 00:10:31.879 the Mighty Ducks, but I'm pretty sure not many people 221 00:10:32.039 --> 00:10:34.919 have home footage of them at their birthday party, or 222 00:10:34.960 --> 00:10:37.240 in the hotel pool with them, or playing with them. 223 00:10:37.559 --> 00:10:38.279 Thought I would share. 224 00:10:38.679 --> 00:10:39.320 That's cool. 225 00:10:39.440 --> 00:10:40.480 That is cool, isn't it. 226 00:10:40.799 --> 00:10:43.480 Yeah, you can't like usually boast that. Oh I had 227 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:46.279 the Mighty Ducks at my birthday party, No big deal. 228 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:48.919 I didn't even have to hire them. They just showed up. 229 00:10:49.120 --> 00:10:51.919 Yeah, that is cool, all right. This one starts off 230 00:10:51.960 --> 00:10:53.840 with Vaunt and Bailey have been the best addition to 231 00:10:53.879 --> 00:10:56.120 the show. I've been a huge fan listening since I 232 00:10:56.159 --> 00:10:59.480 was in fifth grade with my mom. When you guys 233 00:10:59.519 --> 00:11:02.879 always know how to make a person smile, especially Bailey 234 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:08.000 with her contagious laugh ll. Then they start the email 235 00:11:08.080 --> 00:11:11.720 Hello friends, Darien here just turned the Minnesota Goodbye podcast 236 00:11:12.279 --> 00:11:15.960 where that twat decided to call construction workers fucking lazy 237 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:19.399 and threw me over the edge when I heard that. 238 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:22.080 I've been in construction since I was eighteen. I am 239 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:25.120 now twenty nine. Let me start by saying, I don't 240 00:11:25.159 --> 00:11:27.759 speak on an occupation. You don't have any idea about 241 00:11:27.799 --> 00:11:31.799 sit down here are the reasons I could be standing 242 00:11:31.840 --> 00:11:35.080 around number one waiting for the tools or concrete. Number 243 00:11:35.080 --> 00:11:37.600 two trying to get a game plan together. Three taking 244 00:11:37.600 --> 00:11:39.799 a little fifteen minute break since we worked twelve plus 245 00:11:39.879 --> 00:11:43.080 hours a day that she clearly knows nothing about. Four 246 00:11:43.519 --> 00:11:46.000 something could have went wrong and they can't keep working 247 00:11:46.039 --> 00:11:50.279 for many reasons. And I might just add you, Okay. 248 00:11:50.120 --> 00:11:54.639 Jenny, we had dead air for a second because I 249 00:11:54.679 --> 00:11:58.000 put a pause in for that, and Vontes do in 250 00:11:58.080 --> 00:11:59.360 a meeting, so he wasn't in. 251 00:11:59.320 --> 00:12:01.080 There to warn me vants in a meeting. 252 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:06.200 He's sorry. Emily asked him, We're fine. Emily asked him 253 00:12:06.240 --> 00:12:09.240 to be a part of this, like Champlain High School something, 254 00:12:09.360 --> 00:12:11.480 and I said, since we had a replay, now. 255 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:12.759 Oh okay, go do it. 256 00:12:12.799 --> 00:12:15.879 Well a little behind the scenes drama here, I saw 257 00:12:15.960 --> 00:12:18.159 Jenny jump like, whoa well. 258 00:12:17.960 --> 00:12:20.799 Leave Allswick is the queen of helping out everyone if 259 00:12:20.799 --> 00:12:24.320 there's dead air. She's like, just ju to the studio 260 00:12:24.399 --> 00:12:26.360 that has dead air, because we have behind the scenes 261 00:12:26.480 --> 00:12:28.480 or something in every studio that says dead air if 262 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:30.960 somebody has dead air, and it works for all the stations. 263 00:12:31.519 --> 00:12:34.440 So yeah, that, yeah, I'm sure we're gonna get plenty 264 00:12:34.480 --> 00:12:36.000 of texts now, Okay. 265 00:12:36.159 --> 00:12:39.240 I'm not worried about it anyway, So that was I'm 266 00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:40.919 not going to edit that out of the podcast because 267 00:12:40.919 --> 00:12:42.679 it was just kind of an interesting behind the scenes. 268 00:12:43.600 --> 00:12:46.480 So anyway, they go on to say, basically, we might 269 00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:48.720 be waiting for another company to show up and they 270 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:52.600 haven't shown up yet, and I think he's jokingly pissed. 271 00:12:52.600 --> 00:12:55.639 I'm going to assume Darien is a guy jokingly pissed 272 00:12:55.679 --> 00:12:57.840 because he says, I can go on and on, but 273 00:12:57.919 --> 00:13:00.480 I think I got my point across. Don't speak on 274 00:13:00.519 --> 00:13:03.519 an occupation. You don't would You're so fucking clueless that 275 00:13:03.600 --> 00:13:05.600 you pissed me off. And then he says, thank you, 276 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:07.799 hope you have a beautiful night. So I think that 277 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:09.320 Darian is trying to be idiots. 278 00:13:09.360 --> 00:13:10.720 Thanks guys, having a good one. 279 00:13:10.799 --> 00:13:12.399 I think he's trying to be funny. Yeah, kind of 280 00:13:12.440 --> 00:13:13.279 like Jannita funny. 281 00:13:13.320 --> 00:13:14.120 Yeah, you know what I mean. 282 00:13:14.240 --> 00:13:16.440 I do wonder. I think the only thing that I 283 00:13:16.440 --> 00:13:21.159 always wonder about with construction is when there's like a 284 00:13:21.200 --> 00:13:25.159 project that gets started and then it's just like no, 285 00:13:25.360 --> 00:13:27.679 you never see anyone there working on it, but there 286 00:13:27.679 --> 00:13:31.279 are cones up for months and months or years. What 287 00:13:32.000 --> 00:13:32.639 happened to that? 288 00:13:32.799 --> 00:13:35.600 Maybe Darien knows, like why is no one. 289 00:13:35.440 --> 00:13:37.399 Working on it? I feel like I want to finish 290 00:13:37.399 --> 00:13:39.559 a project before I start a new one. And it 291 00:13:39.600 --> 00:13:42.960 seems like sometimes the projects are started and then they 292 00:13:43.000 --> 00:13:44.879 start another one, and then they start another one and 293 00:13:44.919 --> 00:13:47.759 then never finish. Well, some really big ones. 294 00:13:47.840 --> 00:13:49.639 Well, I want to say, the big one, Bailey they've 295 00:13:49.639 --> 00:13:52.240 never finished is right by the best By building on 296 00:13:52.279 --> 00:13:54.639 four ninety four. They started that in. 297 00:13:54.679 --> 00:13:56.960 Eighteen twelve, eighteen twelve. 298 00:13:56.639 --> 00:13:59.279 Same year as the War twelve they started that on 299 00:13:59.360 --> 00:14:01.480 four ninety four or right by best Buy, the best 300 00:14:01.519 --> 00:14:04.679 by Corporate. Yeah, and since eighteen twelve there's been fucking 301 00:14:04.799 --> 00:14:08.080 barrels and fucking cones and fucking dairy and leaning on 302 00:14:08.120 --> 00:14:12.799 a fucking shovel the entire fucking time. Fuck off, Dari 303 00:14:12.879 --> 00:14:15.559 And now I hope I may just smile, because that 304 00:14:15.679 --> 00:14:18.360 was my intent there. But don't you agree that four 305 00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:20.759 ninety four has been under construction since eighteen twelve? 306 00:14:20.919 --> 00:14:21.120 Yes? 307 00:14:21.759 --> 00:14:28.080 Probably next email, and this is from somebody who's listened 308 00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:29.360 to the show for a long time, but they don't 309 00:14:29.399 --> 00:14:33.240 write in very often. It is Sandy, we did cougar 310 00:14:33.320 --> 00:14:35.639 one oh one on the show a day or two ago, 311 00:14:35.720 --> 00:14:38.120 where we played a bunch of like, you know, late 312 00:14:38.200 --> 00:14:41.120 eighties early nineties music that the Cougars love to dance 313 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:43.000 to when they go to the lookout and hold a 314 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:46.320 Bacardi lamon in their hand and they've got their leopard skin, 315 00:14:46.759 --> 00:14:49.960 leopard print top on and they got the boobs out 316 00:14:49.960 --> 00:14:50.559 a little bit. 317 00:14:50.720 --> 00:14:52.159 Yeah, the girls are with them, Yeah. 318 00:14:52.039 --> 00:14:54.720 Exactly, And so we're having fun with the word cougar, 319 00:14:55.159 --> 00:14:57.759 Sandy writes in says Hello Morning show. Cougar is not 320 00:14:57.840 --> 00:15:02.360 a specific age or age range is defined below. Cougar 321 00:15:02.480 --> 00:15:04.360 is the slame term for a woman who seeks for 322 00:15:04.440 --> 00:15:09.320 romantic or sexual relationships with significantly younger men. Oh okay, 323 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:12.080 I didn't know that. As a woman of a certain age, 324 00:15:12.120 --> 00:15:15.480 I'm offended by what you are calling a cougar. I've 325 00:15:15.480 --> 00:15:17.799 always understood this to be older woman dating or married 326 00:15:17.840 --> 00:15:19.919 to a much younger man. My husband is only four 327 00:15:20.000 --> 00:15:21.840 years younger than me, but likes to tease me that 328 00:15:21.879 --> 00:15:24.720 I'm a cougar, and I say it's only four years, 329 00:15:24.720 --> 00:15:27.519 not ten. Thanks for all the dart lick and entertainment 330 00:15:27.519 --> 00:15:29.720 and Bailey's uncomfortable laugh is the best new thing to 331 00:15:29.799 --> 00:15:32.600 hit The Dave Ryan Show. Do you have an uncomfortable laugh? 332 00:15:32.600 --> 00:15:34.720 I think it was uncomfortable. Maybe it's just so, is it. 333 00:15:34.679 --> 00:15:37.080 When Jenny and I say something like jizz Because a 334 00:15:37.080 --> 00:15:41.039 little while ago I was playing at zero rescanc a commercial, yeah, 335 00:15:41.039 --> 00:15:42.600 and I said, oh my god, you wouldn't believe what 336 00:15:42.759 --> 00:15:45.279 zero Res pulled out on my carpet. And Jenny, because 337 00:15:45.279 --> 00:15:48.000 she's filthy, she was a jizz. 338 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:50.759 And You're like, what the fuck is happening right now? 339 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:53.000 I don't know, was I awkwardly laughing? 340 00:15:53.039 --> 00:15:53.200 Then? 341 00:15:53.519 --> 00:15:55.960 Well, the funny thing is you can be filthy sometimes too, 342 00:15:56.399 --> 00:15:58.960 but most of the time you are the uncomfortable girl. 343 00:15:59.000 --> 00:16:00.440 So of Genny you'll say like, oh, I go, there's 344 00:16:00.519 --> 00:16:02.879 jizz everywhere. Then Bailey would be like. 345 00:16:05.000 --> 00:16:06.519 I feel like I would think that more so if 346 00:16:06.519 --> 00:16:08.960 you said it, if Jenny said, I'd be like, ah, nice, 347 00:16:09.240 --> 00:16:11.480 And then if you said it, I'd be like, you disgusting. 348 00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:13.960 Yeah, it's a double standard. 349 00:16:13.960 --> 00:16:14.200 It. 350 00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:17.080 I think it's hilarious that if anyone ever has any 351 00:16:17.159 --> 00:16:20.279 kind of white substance on them or around them, and 352 00:16:20.320 --> 00:16:23.120 people are filthy, they'll be like, it's jizz, when most 353 00:16:23.120 --> 00:16:24.879 of the time let's be honest. 354 00:16:25.159 --> 00:16:26.799 Jizz is like a clear liquid. 355 00:16:27.039 --> 00:16:31.799 It's not this like creamy, milky, cottage cheesy looking thing 356 00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:34.200 like I think of that because Vonn had something on 357 00:16:34.240 --> 00:16:35.000 his face. 358 00:16:34.879 --> 00:16:38.080 Yesterday and I was like, what do you got on there? 359 00:16:38.080 --> 00:16:39.759 Like I thought it was maybe lotion, And I don't 360 00:16:39.799 --> 00:16:41.120 know if I said it or he said it. He 361 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:41.759 was like, jizz. 362 00:16:41.799 --> 00:16:43.960 I think he said it, and I was like, wow, okay, 363 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:45.399 well that's what jizz looks like. 364 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:49.799 But okay, should I tell my Julie story about the 365 00:16:49.840 --> 00:16:52.000 Ji's on her shirt? It's been a while since I've 366 00:16:52.000 --> 00:16:54.240 told it. Julie was chased his mom, and we were 367 00:16:54.360 --> 00:16:58.200 deeply in love, and she's dead now, so I'm not 368 00:16:58.240 --> 00:17:00.639 disparaging her memory. And I loved you and I miss 369 00:17:00.639 --> 00:17:03.200 her dearly. But when we were dating, we went to 370 00:17:03.279 --> 00:17:06.799 the video store and it was the middle of the afternoon, 371 00:17:06.839 --> 00:17:09.240 which I thought was a weird time for this to happen, 372 00:17:09.279 --> 00:17:11.480 but okay, So we were at the video store and 373 00:17:11.880 --> 00:17:14.759 I'm browsing the top rows of the videos and she's 374 00:17:14.799 --> 00:17:17.240 browsing just right in front of me, looking at the 375 00:17:17.279 --> 00:17:19.960 lower rows of the video. She's wearing a red polo 376 00:17:20.039 --> 00:17:24.640 shirt and had jizz all over the shoulder. And as 377 00:17:24.680 --> 00:17:27.160 a guy, you know you've gotten you know, guys get 378 00:17:27.240 --> 00:17:33.559 jis on different things, like their dashboard, mostly your ceilings, the. 379 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:39.559 Cat with the cat no cattle walk by, and so 380 00:17:39.599 --> 00:17:42.200 anyway a guy will recognize dried jizz. 381 00:17:43.039 --> 00:17:45.759 And so I saw dried jizz on Julie's red shirt. 382 00:17:45.799 --> 00:17:49.079 It was unmistakable, and especially her reaction, which I never forgot. 383 00:17:49.160 --> 00:17:50.720 I'm like, what is that on your shirt? 384 00:17:51.079 --> 00:17:53.880 And she like immediately what what? What? 385 00:17:53.960 --> 00:17:55.839 And then she realized she started trying to brush it off. 386 00:17:55.880 --> 00:17:58.160 She's like, oh, that's that's milk, And I'm like, oh, yeah, 387 00:17:58.160 --> 00:18:00.000 I mean everybody gets milk on their shoes. 388 00:18:01.839 --> 00:18:02.599 Pancake batter? 389 00:18:02.960 --> 00:18:05.400 Oh no, no, no, no, where did I get that from? 390 00:18:05.400 --> 00:18:08.200 Not for me? And let me joke about it at 391 00:18:08.240 --> 00:18:08.599 one time. 392 00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:11.160 Maybe it was a joke, but I swow her excuse 393 00:18:11.279 --> 00:18:12.400 was it was pancake batter. 394 00:18:12.519 --> 00:18:15.599 So I was picturing Julie given some guy because we 395 00:18:15.680 --> 00:18:18.799 both cheated on each other. We both did given some 396 00:18:18.880 --> 00:18:21.359 guy a blow job earlier in the day, and then 397 00:18:21.559 --> 00:18:24.119 she didn't want him to finish, you know, here, so 398 00:18:24.160 --> 00:18:27.640 she had him finish over here, and this jizzed all 399 00:18:27.680 --> 00:18:28.359 over her shirt. 400 00:18:29.240 --> 00:18:32.640 See, she admitted guilt when she said, oh, it's milk. 401 00:18:32.680 --> 00:18:35.200