Speaker 1: Oh that's are.
Speaker 2: And welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: This is the Cult of Conspiracy and my name is Jonathan,
Speaker 3: I'm Jacob and tonight is the Cult Member live show.
Speaker 2: Baby.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's do this ship.
Speaker 3: I always wonder how that sounds on the other side.
Speaker 3: Is it as annoying on you know, on the other
Speaker 3: side as it is for us.
Speaker 4: Or I mean it's loud as fuck.
Speaker 2: But that's also like the point, like if if it's
Speaker 2: not blowing out my ear drums, and what's the point,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, I'm so deaf. My shit's
Speaker 2: turned up to eleven. Anyway, it's a part, yeah, it is.
Speaker 3: It's coming from the guy that goes to bed to
Speaker 3: the sounds of gunshots in the distance.
Speaker 4: Like it's soothing.
Speaker 2: It's soothing as the fuck, just saying, now, what fucked
Speaker 2: me up last night? See okay, distant sounds, that's all
Speaker 2: cool last night, dude, this ain't no P two to
Speaker 2: do shit, because you know, I ain't got that. But
Speaker 2: now that people are buying fireworks and they're deciding they
Speaker 2: want to pop these bitches off at ten thirty at night,
Speaker 2: and it's not like across my neighborhood, it's like one
Speaker 2: street over, and I ain't ready for it. So here
Speaker 2: I am getting all thistl dan, I'm all good boom
Speaker 2: boom when I'm like, fuck me, all right, this is
Speaker 2: gonna be? Is how it's gonna be for the next
Speaker 2: few nights. The distant noises like if it was like
Speaker 2: two neighborhoods over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, rather that shit. Soothing as fuck. I always love
Speaker 4: those pictures.
Speaker 3: Uh, the yoke yid of course, our favorite jew uh
Speaker 3: sent a post and it's like, uh, you wouldn't notice it.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't know what it says unless you squint your eyes.
Speaker 3: And then you squint your eyes and it says, send
Speaker 3: this to someone who is one hundred percent gay.
Speaker 2: I was wondering why you were squinting your eyes like that.
Speaker 2: I was like, my boy just gets on fly in
Speaker 2: there or what. But Yo, that's what are those called?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: They have those certain pictures that you can look at
Speaker 3: and you can see things if you squint, and then
Speaker 3: you also like, ah, stereograms do those are so fucking sweet?
Speaker 4: I love those things.
Speaker 2: The joke's gonna write itself on this one. But Samuel,
Speaker 2: I feel like your eyes are so squinted naturally, you
Speaker 2: actually didn't need to squint to see those words, did you.
Speaker 5: I was actually gonna say that, I gotta squit my?
Speaker 4: Is it bad that I got it specifically for him?
Speaker 5: You know, It's okay, you're my favorite Jew. It's okay
Speaker 5: he gets at technick you my second favorite. Nux and
Speaker 5: Ole is my.
Speaker 6: First day who uh ah. So he's a Canadian American,
Speaker 6: he's uh, he's a Jew. He's he uh is the
Speaker 6: one that actually got who uh. But I've been watching
Speaker 6: his thing for about six months now. He's the one
Speaker 6: who got introduced me to uh Hassan. And he's also
Speaker 6: the reason why I.
Speaker 5: Hate that fucker.
Speaker 4: Got you not gonna lie? I thought your favorite Jew
Speaker 4: is gonna be Goldberg.
Speaker 5: I don't know, He's not even my favorite wrestler.
Speaker 6: But if we're gonna be really uh top of it,
Speaker 6: my favorite Jew of all time is Jesus.
Speaker 4: For sure for sure? Yeah mmmm.
Speaker 3: You know what though Goldberg like dude, most people who
Speaker 3: are and we're not gonna make this another wrestling show
Speaker 3: for all the good cult members out there who get
Speaker 3: so annoyed with all the wrestling talk, But most people
Speaker 3: who are real wrestling fans don't like Goldberg because he's
Speaker 3: down for me. Why because he is. He's technically not
Speaker 3: good like if you watch him, he is so he
Speaker 3: doesn't know how to dance in the ring like he's not.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know how to get into the flow of things.
Speaker 3: He hurts almost everybody he wrestles because he doesn't like
Speaker 3: he's like about himself kind of thing.
Speaker 6: But he is the creator of the spear, like he
Speaker 6: lesling was he created the spirit, which his spirit ain't
Speaker 6: even that great.
Speaker 5: Best spear.
Speaker 3: Anybody who's ever like watched football, like that's not necessarily
Speaker 3: a move that was created, you know.
Speaker 4: Fair enough, that's like the mon primal thing you can do.
Speaker 5: Is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Fair enough. I didn't know he was not well liked
Speaker 4: in the wrestling community.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't watch it.
Speaker 3: But just getting over the jet spirit animal said, sub
Speaker 3: you sexy motherfuckers. You know, he said, yo, Happy Tuesday.
Speaker 3: We got a couple of memes. Uh, spear an animal
Speaker 3: said Louisianians, as Jacob Lexa calls him Louisian animals, and
Speaker 3: staring at the skinwalker in their yard wondering if it
Speaker 3: would taste good over rice.
Speaker 2: That doesn't even bat that that that is a fact,
Speaker 2: like pretty much everything does. Dude, you marinate in an
Speaker 2: Italian dress and then you let it slow cook long
Speaker 2: enough the shit's fire. I'm sure I've never eaten a
Speaker 2: skin walker, but like I give it the old college try.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, it literally it's funny you even say skinwalker
Speaker 3: because I was watching what's the name of the guy? Uh,
Speaker 3: I don't even have his name, but I was watching
Speaker 3: a clip of what's that guy with the face?
Speaker 4: Right, the dude with the face he does the things
Speaker 4: like a fuck. I don't know, he's the one with
Speaker 4: those fingers, you know.
Speaker 3: But I was watching the guy who owns Skinwalker Ranch
Speaker 3: now and he went on to Sean Ryan's show. I
Speaker 3: think I know that he went on like a year ago,
Speaker 3: and I was listening to that fascinating shit.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know what to I don't know
Speaker 3: where to compartmentalize that. I be real with you, I mean,
Speaker 3: is that sorcery?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, what do you think that actually is? Jacob? Like
Speaker 3: that shit over at Skinwalker Ranch, Like the Skinwalker's the
Speaker 3: weird like creepy, cryptid shit.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know that the Natives right outside that land.
Speaker 3: They say, don't fuck with that shit, But like, what
Speaker 3: do you think it actually is on some real shit, on.
Speaker 4: Very real levels. Only speaking on behalf of myself.
Speaker 2: Okay, I do believe that skinwalkers are real, but I
Speaker 2: also believe that this is as the Native American traditions
Speaker 2: tell us. Okay, it is somebody who has delved into
Speaker 2: you know, how they have their medicine right. And that's
Speaker 2: not when we, as you know, modern Americans use the
Speaker 2: word medicine, We're not talking about pharmaceuticals here. When they
Speaker 2: say medicine, they actually mean it more in a spiritual sense.
Speaker 2: So like why certain paintings would be on their bodies
Speaker 2: before they would go into battle or stuff like this
Speaker 2: is to make sure that they were right with their medicine.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 4: You would have the medicine manned it was.
Speaker 2: Yes, you would use it for healing, but you would
Speaker 2: also use it for a spiritual side of things. I
Speaker 2: believe that skin walkers are those that delve into the
Speaker 2: darker medicine and those that are.
Speaker 4: Doing evil for the sense of doing evil.
Speaker 2: Now, there are a few cases that have been brought
Speaker 2: up throughout history where somebody would go to the dark
Speaker 2: side and become a skin walker in an attempt to
Speaker 2: protect their village. But the problem is, once you go
Speaker 2: to that side, there is no coming back. There is
Speaker 2: no like reclaiming the good nature of you and like,
Speaker 2: oh that was just for that moment, for that battle.
Speaker 2: We're good Now. It's like, no on you. Once you
Speaker 2: drink that version of the kool aid, it's over.
Speaker 3: So think humans are skin walkers who shaped who have
Speaker 3: shape shifted, that can't shape shift backed back.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, I.
Speaker 2: Believe they can shape shift back and forth, but it's
Speaker 2: not like they're going to integrate well with the tribe
Speaker 2: or with the society. Again, Like it's kind of like
Speaker 2: the Nordics had the berserkers right, and they claimed that
Speaker 2: they would wear the skin of a bear or of
Speaker 2: a well, the yams Vikings did the wolves.
Speaker 4: But my point is they would.
Speaker 2: Take on the attributes of that animal, but they wouldn't
Speaker 2: live in the village like with the other people they were.
Speaker 2: They couldn't handle being around people after they've gone that
Speaker 2: dark into that side, so they would live off into
Speaker 2: wilderness by themselves. So of the research I've done the
Speaker 2: skin walkers specifically, they the way they do their medicine
Speaker 2: or their quote unquote magic however you want to call it.
Speaker 2: To become a skin walker, they have to commit murder
Speaker 2: and they use the bones of their murder victim to
Speaker 2: do certain.
Speaker 4: Rituals to become a skim walker.
Speaker 2: There's carvings they have to do into the bones, there's
Speaker 2: things they got to do with the blood.
Speaker 4: Like it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2: It's not just something they just decide one day.
Speaker 4: It's a process.
Speaker 2: And that's why I'm saying, once you go that far over,
Speaker 2: there is no going back, and the only way to
Speaker 2: get rid of them. They can't be killed with regular
Speaker 2: weapons as long as their medicine still is there and present.
Speaker 2: So you have to actually find where they keep their medicine.
Speaker 2: Usually it's like a box or a chest or something
Speaker 2: like that in a house, and you have to dispose
Speaker 2: of it properly and then you kill them. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I believe that's one hundred percent accurate. And I also
Speaker 2: believe in demonic possessions. I believe in shape shifting through
Speaker 2: that purpose, and like, yeah, that's that's been documented by
Speaker 2: several sources, Natives and Western and Eastern honestly, So all over, Wow.
Speaker 3: All right, so I actually I just asked Chatgybt, your bestie,
Speaker 3: what actually are skin walker's according to it?
Speaker 4: And what did doctor chat GPT tell us? That's Marv?
Speaker 3: Okay, it's you gotta get me Marv is chat Gpt?
Speaker 4: Yes, I've programmed him in there. So meta mysteries is
Speaker 4: basically being ran by AI.
Speaker 2: Is what you're saying the the AI spirit.
Speaker 4: Yes, oh, that's not a good thing to say out loud,
Speaker 4: but go for it. What's my skinwalker? It's my skin walker?
Speaker 3: But it's a skin Walker is one of the most
Speaker 3: chilling and mysterious figures in Native American folklore, specifically rooted
Speaker 3: in Navajo traditions, but the real story behind them is
Speaker 3: deeper and darker than most people know from pop culture
Speaker 3: or creepy pasta.
Speaker 4: So what are Skinwalkers? At their core?
Speaker 3: Skinwalkers are believed to be witches or evil shamans who
Speaker 3: have gained the supernatural ability to transform into animals, often wolves, coyotes, owls, foxes,
Speaker 3: or even other humans.
Speaker 4: The term ooh ye now ye now lushi translates to.
Speaker 3: With it he goes on all fours, But it says
Speaker 3: they're not just They're not just shape shifters. To the Navajo,
Speaker 3: skinwalkers are corrupted spiritual practitioners, people who violated sacred laws,
Speaker 3: often by committing an act of murder or incest. Oh
Speaker 3: incests will get you there too, in exchange for power.
Speaker 3: They are considered the antithesis of the medicine people.
Speaker 4: Dan, you were spot on with this, look, dude.
Speaker 2: I know people think that I'm so full of shit
Speaker 2: and I just spout off.
Speaker 4: I'm typically on the money when I comes to things
Speaker 4: I research. I'm gonna be straight up with you. Fuck yeah, dude.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it says there can consider the antithesis of
Speaker 3: the medicine people who use their spiritual gifts for healing
Speaker 3: and guidance.
Speaker 4: So the opposite of that. And how do they transform?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: According to legend, a skinwalker can take on an animal
Speaker 3: form by wearing its pelt, particularly coyote or wolf skins.
Speaker 3: They may imitate animal sounds to lure people out, or
Speaker 3: even steal a person's face, mimicking their voice to deceive
Speaker 3: friends and family.
Speaker 4: Fuck that I.
Speaker 2: Mean, And again this is just from the sources that
Speaker 2: I've looked up. But typically if someone is trying to
Speaker 2: shape shift into a human, you could tell something's off,
Speaker 2: Like they don't look one hundred percent. Maybe at a
Speaker 2: distance you might think that is the person who they're
Speaker 2: claiming to be. The closer they get, it's very clear
Speaker 2: that that's not what's happening here. The voice sitting exactly accurate.
Speaker 2: It's you know, little stuff. And I've actually there's videos
Speaker 2: of dudes who hunt skinwalkers who are like Navajos who
Speaker 2: they are speaking on behalf of themselves and what they do,
Speaker 2: and yeah, it is. It's nothing that Jacob wants to
Speaker 2: fuck with. Seen a demon with eyeballs. I don't want
Speaker 2: to see this ever.
Speaker 3: Put those nuts in a wheelbarrow, bro, because that's what's
Speaker 3: that's what it's gonna take to go hunting a skinwalker.
Speaker 3: I mean, just gargantuan cohones. But it says they're said
Speaker 3: to possess superhuman speed and strength, mind control and telepathy,
Speaker 3: illusions and mimicry, and dark rituals involving graveyards and blood.
Speaker 3: They're not to be taken lightly in the Navajo culture,
Speaker 3: and even talking about them openly.
Speaker 4: Is taboo, as it is believed to draw their attention.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, for instance, the word you just said earlier,
Speaker 2: like the term that's they're associated with. Yeah, you'll never
Speaker 2: actually with your earballs hear a Navajos say that word
Speaker 2: in the proper language and dialect, because they they think
Speaker 2: that that.
Speaker 4: Calls them out.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like saying beetlejuice three times like they
Speaker 2: but this is real shit. This is what they believe
Speaker 2: true blue to their core. It's it's in the blood, dude, dude.
Speaker 3: It's crazy too because if and I don't know that
Speaker 3: that language obviously, but just looking at it, it has
Speaker 3: loosh inside of it, and if you think about it,
Speaker 3: that's what the that's what all like a lot of
Speaker 3: people will say about, you know, certain evil spirits, you know,
Speaker 3: demons or gin or whatever. They'll say that they're trying
Speaker 3: to steal your loosh, which is basically your life force energy,
Speaker 3: and they do that by scaring the shit out of you.
Speaker 3: And it seems eerily similar. I was just telling somebody
Speaker 3: for the first time who had never heard of frazzle
Speaker 3: drip and adrenochrome and like the stories that we've heard,
Speaker 3: in the videos that we've seen and.
Speaker 2: All that kind of shit. I had that conversation with
Speaker 2: my uncle a couple of months ago. Is like damn it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to ruin the family party. But like
Speaker 2: you're asking, I can tell you, but you don't want
Speaker 2: to know. It's messed up, dude. It's messed up.
Speaker 3: And now especially I didn't know all this about the
Speaker 3: Skinwalkers bro on some real shit, Like I don't think
Speaker 3: I ever really looked that deep into Skinwalkers until now.
Speaker 2: We could do an episode about them. Honestly, there's historical
Speaker 2: precedence for him. There is those that still haunt them
Speaker 2: to this day, and it's a it's a it's absolutely
Speaker 2: a thing. So to answer your question about what I
Speaker 2: think is going on on Skinwalker Ranch, I believe that
Speaker 2: there are those that are dabbling in the dark side
Speaker 2: of those rituals.
Speaker 3: So the transcended what it means to be a human
Speaker 3: in the literal sense, like in the literal even evil sense.
Speaker 4: That's not exactly what they're doing.
Speaker 2: That's kind of a Western idea, transcending what it means
Speaker 2: to be human.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just saying that they don't have the
Speaker 3: limitations of what it means to be a human.
Speaker 4: Essentially, Well, they're not immortal.
Speaker 2: Like they will die on their own of old age
Speaker 2: when the time comes, but their evil spirit will stay
Speaker 2: around for sure. It's so we talked about this on
Speaker 2: an episode a while back. The oto Uto Templi orientis.
Speaker 2: For those of you who that would like to look
Speaker 2: this up, Aleister Crowley was a part of this. There
Speaker 2: is a god who claims that he lived as a vampire,
Speaker 2: a true vampire, for the better part of fifteen years,
Speaker 2: and he got there through White Side freemasonry, which covers
Speaker 2: not just the thirty three degrees, it covers three sixty
Speaker 2: degrees and it's considered the entire encompassing of the color spectrum.
Speaker 2: But a portion of this is once you get to
Speaker 2: the three hundred and sixtieth level, you have to then
Speaker 2: decide which route you want to go to further your.
Speaker 4: Craftsmanship, your worship, your study.
Speaker 2: However, they use these terms and essentially you get three choices. Okay,
Speaker 2: one is that of a vampiric route. One is that
Speaker 2: of a shape shifting route. Now, yes, we might use
Speaker 2: the colloquial term of werewolf, but it's shape shifting into
Speaker 2: other types of beings. And the other type would be
Speaker 2: to continue down the dark magic and become essentially a warlock. Right,
Speaker 2: and through these practices you are taught how to shape
Speaker 2: shift into an animal being, how to become a true vampire,
Speaker 2: how to become a true warlock. And it's not just
Speaker 2: like a oh, I'm an energy vampire. I just go
Speaker 2: to crowds and just suck the energy from every No. No, no,
Speaker 2: It's like they have feeders that will come to your
Speaker 2: house and they will let you draw blood from them
Speaker 2: to feed yourself.
Speaker 4: And that's that's a real thing.
Speaker 2: There's bars in New Orleans that sell human blood if
Speaker 2: you know where to look like it's it's absolutely a
Speaker 2: part of it all. Which New Orleans is actually the
Speaker 2: place where this was a he claims this was going down.
Speaker 2: So when I heard that, I was like, yeah, that
Speaker 2: checks out. It is the uh North American mecca for vampires,
Speaker 2: not just because the movies say so, like actually it is,
Speaker 2: but yeah, So essentially, I believe that the Navajo skin
Speaker 2: walkers are doing some sort of dark magic.
Speaker 4: They might call it darker medicine, whatever the case.
Speaker 2: And I believe that they are doing this for the
Speaker 2: principle of shape shifting, because they learned those rituals way
Speaker 2: way way back, like they're ancients, pass this information down
Speaker 2: to them.
Speaker 4: That is so beyond nods due, it's not transcending humanism.
Speaker 2: It's delving more into what we might call demonology.
Speaker 4: Yeah, possibly, but that's using.
Speaker 2: The Western for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wasn't trying to say that they're ascending by
Speaker 3: any means. Okay, I know that's not what I was
Speaker 3: trying to say. I was just trying to say that, like,
Speaker 3: you're no longer have the physical limitation, limitational like capabilities
Speaker 3: of what it means to be a human. Whenever you're
Speaker 3: talking about superspeed and mimicry and you know that kind
Speaker 3: of shit, that's like, that's.
Speaker 4: Going beyond what it means to be a normal human,
Speaker 4: you know, no doubt.
Speaker 2: Real quick, Sam, I see her hand raised, but honey,
Speaker 2: Badger had his up first, but you got big.
Speaker 4: Dal Yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 3: We went on a whole skinwalker rent there, but that
Speaker 3: needed to be had because that was awesome.
Speaker 4: Now, y'all good. I'm rolling my bunt.
Speaker 7: But yeah, if y'all want to know how the motherfucker taste,
Speaker 7: I'll let you know. See, I'm pretty sure the meat
Speaker 7: is tough, so I gotta roll smoking long slope.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, dude, because it's a coyote blend. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be gross. Like, there's a reason why coyote is just nasty.
Speaker 2: I've tried it, and there's no way to make it
Speaker 2: taste good. I don't care what you marinate it in,
Speaker 2: but I'll.
Speaker 4: Make it taste good. Trust me.
Speaker 7: I'll smell that motherfucker gravy.
Speaker 2: That's gotta be the only way you slow marinated. Maybe
Speaker 2: maybe aged, I don't know. There are certain meats that
Speaker 2: are just fucking trash, and coyote is one of them.
Speaker 2: So I'm assuming that skinwalker would be something close.
Speaker 4: I don't know, a tree skinwalker like brisket. Oh god, ah,
Speaker 4: I gotta get that smoke ring on it. I just exactly.
Speaker 3: I just asked chat Chubuti to create an image of
Speaker 3: what it was describing in this. I mean, I don't
Speaker 3: know if this is exactly what a skinwalker would look like.
Speaker 2: Is they're usually blurry.
Speaker 3: And in the shadows kind of thing, But damn how
Speaker 3: horrifying that would be to see the depictions that you.
Speaker 2: Would usually hear about. Yeah, it's like their coyote esque
Speaker 2: longer arms. They can walk on their hind legs like
Speaker 2: upright like a human, or they can take off on
Speaker 2: all fours, That's what I'm saying. It's like in Europe
Speaker 2: they might call this a were wolf, but in the
Speaker 2: Navajo tradition, this is a skin walker. And so you know,
Speaker 2: you see what I'm saying here. And I mean it's
Speaker 2: not like these are the only cultures to do this though.
Speaker 2: The Nordics had the berserkers that would take on a
Speaker 2: bear form or the yams Vikings that would take on
Speaker 2: a wolf form.
Speaker 4: So that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: There's it's crazy to me there are certain situations just
Speaker 2: like this where these cultures that never had contact with
Speaker 2: each other are all kind of on the same vibe.
Speaker 2: When it comes to this type of shape shifting, it's
Speaker 2: always to a dog or to a bear, certain cases
Speaker 2: that of a bird. But that's that's more rare than
Speaker 2: what you think. But yeah, man, skinwalker meat looked.
Speaker 3: Like dude, it's probably rotted like zombie.
Speaker 4: Mean, I would think I'm gonna sleep.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Almost see what kind of cut it is, you know,
Speaker 4: I mean it look pretty strong.
Speaker 2: You'd spend time in Asia, didn't you, ye, So I
Speaker 2: guess you'd cook it the same way as the Chinese
Speaker 2: cooked dog.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know that for a fact. That
Speaker 4: dog in Korea, it's not that bad. No, dog is
Speaker 4: a fine meal dog. That's why I have English Master.
Speaker 2: You savages.
Speaker 4: Look, I mean, we don't know what tomorrow is gonna bring.
Speaker 2: But this is why I don't have a chi because
Speaker 2: if the hard times come, if the survival times came,
Speaker 2: a Chihuaha is gonna be a snack.
Speaker 4: I have an English Master. We can feed ourselves off this.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm dying before I eat my dog. Bro
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Okay, Yeah, I mean I love my life,
Speaker 3: don't get me wrong, but I'm not taking I'm not
Speaker 3: eating my dog.
Speaker 4: Like that's we're talking.
Speaker 2: We're talking survival, like we are talking about like the
Speaker 2: absolute worst case scenario. I would rather keep the dog
Speaker 2: as if nothing else, a guard dog, a watch dog
Speaker 2: can smell for, you know, threats in the area. Like
Speaker 2: I'm not saying like as soon as the power goes out,
Speaker 2: I'm cooking my baby here. No, But at the same time,
Speaker 2: if it comes down to it between my dog's life
Speaker 2: or my life, like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I'm I'm chewing on some drywall before I
Speaker 3: chew on my dog.
Speaker 4: Like that's just how it's kind of me. It's not
Speaker 4: doing that.
Speaker 2: I mean, the Chinese have a whole festival where they
Speaker 2: eat dogs once a year, but they're the way they
Speaker 2: do it is so fucked up. I don't believe in
Speaker 2: skinning the dog alive and then doing shit like Oh in.
Speaker 4: Africa they do the same shit, but with cats.
Speaker 2: They'll take it in a burlap sack and beat the
Speaker 2: fuck out of it with like a baseball bat, and
Speaker 2: they and then like leave it for two days, like
Speaker 2: meowing it's ass off, and then they'll kill it. They
Speaker 2: say it makes the meat sweeter and more tender. It's
Speaker 2: absolutely barbarous. It's the adrenalized shit going on.
Speaker 4: I bet you've had it. You've had cat.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 4: I was in Caria Bro when I was an oak. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I horse horse horse is a motherfucker.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 2: I know everybody gets mad about this, and listen, I'm
Speaker 2: not saying, bro that the Mongols fed themselves off of
Speaker 2: horse blood and horse milk for the most part, and
Speaker 2: at the time came they slaughtered a horse and ate
Speaker 2: like kings. That's some fine meat.
Speaker 4: Hold on, you said it tastes like salami.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's not like beef like horses they got
Speaker 2: more muscle too.
Speaker 6: Them.
Speaker 2: This it's more it's more uh not gristly.
Speaker 4: Well, it's like more, there's more tendons in it. You
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. It's it's got more yeah, like jerky.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And of course Raven said, I love cat and dog.
Speaker 3: Horse gives you the ships if you eat too much.
Speaker 2: These people know this, bro where listen, yes, And I
Speaker 2: won't eat a dog or a cat.
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, I don't know what's being served
Speaker 3: at Chinese buffets, but you.
Speaker 2: See see you think that's beef on a stick. Have
Speaker 2: you ever seen a stray cat around a Chinese restaurant?
Speaker 3: I know we joke about it, but I just always
Speaker 3: assumed that it was like tofu.
Speaker 6: Oh no, they actually eat cats and oh.
Speaker 3: God, no, I'm talking about like like at actual Chinese restaurants.
Speaker 3: I'd like, I would love to see one of those
Speaker 3: workers out in the wild and just be like, what
Speaker 3: really is it?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Honestly, it's mostly Cisco food.
Speaker 2: It's mostly off of a truck, and it's frozen. I'n
Speaker 2: be straight up with you. You you've probably never had real
Speaker 2: authentic Chinese food, like being with.
Speaker 3: You I've had well, I've had Genya, but that's not
Speaker 3: necessarily Chinese.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's ramen. And I mean it's good, don't
Speaker 2: get me wrong, but it's not. It's like saying you've
Speaker 2: gone to, you know, a Mexican joint and you've had
Speaker 2: real Mexican like you've had an americanized version of it.
Speaker 2: But unless it's a spot like that's where I like going,
Speaker 2: where the illegal ze like I want the real shit.
Speaker 4: That's shit.
Speaker 2: Oh, but it depends on the taco truck. But to
Speaker 2: answer your question, some of them, yes, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: If the dudes that are standing in line clearly don't
Speaker 2: have a green card, y'all, I'm getting the line behind
Speaker 2: these flocks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like the uh. I do like some Maria
Speaker 3: and some Chordiso. We actually went to Walmart earlier. We
Speaker 3: were going to go get some things to like cook
Speaker 3: tonight made some hot sausage sandwiches for me and my
Speaker 3: daughter and she took one bite and was like that's disgusting.
Speaker 4: I'm like, hot sausage is fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: But anyway, but we saw the Tardiso and she was like, ew,
Speaker 3: what is that?
Speaker 4: I was like, I mean it's basically tofu I think, right, No, no,
Speaker 4: it's a type of sauce.
Speaker 2: I'm not a big fan of chiso, but I will
Speaker 2: I will judge heavily at a Mexican restaurant based off
Speaker 2: of like the weight staff. Like, I'm sorry, if I'm
Speaker 2: going to a Mexican restaurant, I don't want you know, Meredith, you.
Speaker 4: Were getting ready to say Stephanie.
Speaker 2: I was, But I don't want to throw Steph our girl,
Speaker 2: Steph under the bus here. But like you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, I don't want Tracy to be taking my order.
Speaker 4: I want loupe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that's just that's just the facts. Here, go
Speaker 3: sit down, Brittany, Okay, I I need some I.
Speaker 4: Don't want I want Maria, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like, and if I look in at the door opens
Speaker 2: to the back kitchen, you know what I'm saying, and
Speaker 2: I don't now know this is this is the way.
Speaker 2: And if I look at the menu and I don't
Speaker 2: see pasole somewhere on there, then it's not real Mexicano.
Speaker 2: I'll still eat it, Like I like text mex and
Speaker 2: I like Americanized Mexican food. But like if I'm going
Speaker 2: for authentic Mexican. Yo, hit me with that rip pasole
Speaker 2: all fucking day.
Speaker 4: I like the steak case of dias. That's as white
Speaker 4: as it goods, though, I think.
Speaker 2: I mean when you say steak, do you mean like
Speaker 2: skirt steak or do you mean like cause I'll get
Speaker 2: down with some barbacoa, some langua, some some pastor like, yo,
Speaker 2: give me some al tongue tacos all fucking day, son,
Speaker 2: I will. I will be disgusting at that table. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's something, Oh yeah, dude, Oh yeah, Or if yo
Speaker 2: some cheek, oh come on now, Oh yeah, dude, some kneecap,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, maybe a little elbow.
Speaker 4: Let's just eat the whole thing while we're at it.
Speaker 4: You do do you not make bone broth? I never have,
Speaker 4: I would. That's what fun you've had? Fun have?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 4: I love me some fu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cow bone, bone broth. That is the basis
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 2: Oh that's another thing too, even talking Italian food, get
Speaker 2: some asabuco. That's that cowtail. But you get that little
Speaker 2: fourk and get that marrow out. Oh my god, our boy.
Speaker 3: Matthew Lane showing us a jar of bone broth there.
Speaker 4: Look at him, he's here for it.
Speaker 2: Even talking Caribbean food, you want to talk about some
Speaker 2: oxtail stew son, I fuck up a real Caribbean joint
Speaker 2: that's got some oxtail.
Speaker 3: Spirited animal's eyes actually opened up whenever you said that.
Speaker 2: So you like that spirit animal.
Speaker 6: I don't care what the coach is, but if they
Speaker 6: cook good, I'm gonna eat.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And if they cook good enough, I'm gonna have
Speaker 5: put a ring on. It's just what it is.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, there's even African cuisine I fuck with like yo,
Speaker 2: You ever have good foo fu? Yes, I've had a
Speaker 2: good female like little Bunny. No, no, dude, it's like
Speaker 2: you get this. It's like a stew that's slow cooked.
Speaker 2: And then you got this. It's like a dope, but
Speaker 2: it's basically yams. And you take that bitch with like
Speaker 2: you with your hands, you ate your hands, You take
Speaker 2: a ball of it, and you scoop up some of
Speaker 2: that stew and you eat it.
Speaker 4: Bro it is so fucking good.
Speaker 3: Honey badger, you said your dog sitting in your grandpuppy
Speaker 3: that's your kid's puppy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love how we refer to it like this nowadays,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: But if the time's got hard, that is going on
Speaker 4: the grill. That real. God.
Speaker 3: I I'm actually baby sitting my my parents' dogs right
Speaker 3: now while they're on a cruise. But then you said, Jonathan,
Speaker 3: whenever you get free time, we got to go fishing sometime, dude.
Speaker 3: I've been looking for a decent place to go fishing.
Speaker 3: I just I don't know where you where you need
Speaker 3: a fishing license or what's okay to fish and what's
Speaker 3: not okay to fish.
Speaker 2: So you gotta show me the spots. Get a fishing license,
Speaker 2: big dog. It's only like what thirty bucks, forty bucks?
Speaker 4: Yeah, a year, forty Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well I'm only going to be living here for a
Speaker 3: few more months and then I'm moving back to Louisiana.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, we gotta go ways out there.
Speaker 2: We do, we do.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm still gonna be coming out here often,
Speaker 3: you know, But it's just that I won't be living
Speaker 3: I dude, it's old story. I'm not trying to get
Speaker 3: too personal or anything, but it's I got I got
Speaker 3: my people back in Louisiana, you know, Like I don't
Speaker 3: really know too many people here.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'd love to go fishing. Rip some lip
Speaker 4: dude all day. Yeah, I've seen my info somehow do that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just send it on Patreon.
Speaker 2: I'll get it.
Speaker 4: I'll get your phone number, all right, But.
Speaker 3: Yoked yid send a meme that says, Buddha what makes
Speaker 3: us human? And it's Buddhas saying selecting all images with
Speaker 3: traffic lights.
Speaker 4: It's it's a thing. Apparently it's ridiculous. You know.
Speaker 3: Actually AI is hiring people to do that because it can't.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have that ability.
Speaker 2: And there's people there taking it up on that offer,
Speaker 2: just bringing in the new age because that's what we need.
Speaker 3: I mean, hey, I don't know what it's paying, but
Speaker 3: if it's paying decent, I mean I might hop on
Speaker 3: that train. I don't mind selecting all the images, but
Speaker 3: what gets me is whenever it's like, it's all the
Speaker 3: traffic lights, but then there's another little box with just
Speaker 3: the rim of the edge of the traffic light.
Speaker 2: Do you select that or no?
Speaker 4: It's not even the point.
Speaker 2: They're looking to see how you move your mouse because
Speaker 2: AI moves it like a computer will move like a
Speaker 2: like an X and Y axis. A human waxing, move
Speaker 2: it across this green and like actually, like there's differences
Speaker 2: to it. It's not looking for you to select only
Speaker 2: those things. A computer can look at an image and
Speaker 2: see what's in it. It's looking for how your mouse reacts. Jacob,
Speaker 2: you're on one tonight. You just be knowing shit tonight, Bro.
Speaker 2: I do I do be knowing shit. I know people
Speaker 2: think that I'm just a little no at all here,
Speaker 2: but like I do research, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he never goes full retard. He's just sometimes retarded.
Speaker 4: That's all as.
Speaker 2: We all are. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Spirit animal said I killed a coon and paired it
Speaker 3: with rice. With rice today, shit was good. I don't
Speaker 3: think i've to I don't think I've ever had coon.
Speaker 4: It's pretty good.
Speaker 2: But it's very oily, and there's a lot of glands
Speaker 2: in it, so you gotta be carefully you clean it.
Speaker 2: You hit one of those glands and meat's all ruined.
Speaker 2: But what we used to do is we would bake
Speaker 2: it first to get all that oil out, and then
Speaker 2: we would grill it and smother it with barbecue sauce.
Speaker 4: It's pretty fucking fire.
Speaker 3: The Big d said, you got a soaking in buttermilk
Speaker 3: for two days and just fry it like a squirrel.
Speaker 2: There you go, Oh you fry your squirrels. Oh dude,
Speaker 2: we cook them down and make a sauce, pecan or
Speaker 2: a out of it. But all right, I like where
Speaker 2: your head's at.
Speaker 3: I mean, anything fried is going to be delicious, you know,
Speaker 3: like I'm I'm not a fan like I don't really
Speaker 3: like most seatfood, to be honest. I mean, I'll eat
Speaker 3: fried fish, but I'm not eating the little the little
Speaker 3: squids or octopuses whatever it is or OCTOPI dang. But
Speaker 3: but like fried clams, I'll throw that down, but I'm
Speaker 3: not serping that cumball.
Speaker 4: And there's no way to my raw oysters do no way?
Speaker 4: Oh I fox with some raw oysters.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 3: I know they say it's like an afrodusiac. Do you
Speaker 3: believe that that it is?
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true or not. I've never
Speaker 2: I've never eaten a dozen oysters and been like, god, no,
Speaker 2: I want to go fucks something like that. I can't
Speaker 2: say that that has ever actually crossed my mind, but
Speaker 2: I will say that, yeah, raw oysters, that's fire.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 3: I imagine it would be an afrodisiac for people who
Speaker 3: like to swallow. Maybe that's what it is. It's just
Speaker 3: like a texture thing going down the throat.
Speaker 2: I don't, like I said, I've never been turned on
Speaker 2: by eating certain food either, but I maybe there's some
Speaker 2: signs to back it up.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: They say the same thing about chocolate apparently, but it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: but not milk chocolate, like only dark chocolate. And it's like, again,
Speaker 2: I've eaten chocolate pretty much every day of my life
Speaker 2: for the past thirty two years, and I've never like
Speaker 2: eaten it and gotten horny from it. But like I eat.
Speaker 3: But to be fair, is there ever really a time
Speaker 3: where you're not horny and ready to go?
Speaker 2: You know that's true. Also, you got to compare the source,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I'm not a good baseline
Speaker 2: to go off of. I get that spirit animal.
Speaker 3: I feel like you would be able to answer this one, Sarah,
Speaker 3: What do you say about the afridisiacs.
Speaker 2: Has it ever worked on you?
Speaker 3: Is it more of a texture thing when it goes
Speaker 3: down and tickles your gullet or what is it for you?
Speaker 6: All I know is I've I've had a golfriend when
Speaker 6: I was in high school. She cooked a lazagni informant
Speaker 6: for a birthday. Well it was a lazani. Then the
Speaker 6: chocolate is an aphrodisiact. I got a chocolate and whip
Speaker 6: and bikini for a birthday that night.
Speaker 5: It was perfect.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 6: So chocolate is an aphrodisiac if it's in the right context,
Speaker 6: if you're eating.
Speaker 3: Off of a body and it's melting, and yeah, I
Speaker 3: could see that.
Speaker 2: I mean, if that's the case, is there of those
Speaker 2: sushi places where you can go and eat sushi off
Speaker 2: like a naked lady's body on the table.
Speaker 4: That's like a whole thing.
Speaker 2: So like that being the case, is that at that
Speaker 2: time is the sushi consider an aphrodisiac or is it
Speaker 2: just the environment to which it was served?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: That makes a joke because at one point you're eating
Speaker 6: fish and if you turn your head or something where
Speaker 6: you could smell the ocean.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, i'd see you see.
Speaker 2: I knew that was coming.
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I was hoping we'd sidestep it. But yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: it's there. It was an easy, easy lay up the.
Speaker 6: Japanese are as a culture that they're They don't they
Speaker 6: don't like change their light, being honored and everything, but
Speaker 6: they go.
Speaker 5: You can go down to Japan. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I've never been, but I've had I've heard fun funds
Speaker 6: who have been there.
Speaker 5: And one of my body I grew up with actually
Speaker 5: live in Japan.
Speaker 6: Now yeah, no, he said he was walking down, he
Speaker 6: was walking somewhere and Jimmy, he saw a vending machine
Speaker 6: with the school golf stuff in it.
Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, so Japan when he is a bunch
Speaker 5: of perverts.
Speaker 3: I would love to visit Tokyo because that's like they're
Speaker 3: living in the future out there, dude.
Speaker 2: Tokyo is where you'll find the crazy vending machines. You
Speaker 2: go out more to like the smaller towns and it's
Speaker 2: a lot more traditional, but yeah, Tokyo there's absolutely vending
Speaker 2: machines with like sealed used women's underwear for sale, and.
Speaker 4: It's like a whole thing, you know.
Speaker 3: I And that's that's honestly a bucket list place for
Speaker 3: me is to go to Tokyo.
Speaker 4: I think that would be so sick to visit.
Speaker 2: From what I've been told, Tokyo itself has they pretty
Speaker 2: much have decided that they are going to perfect everything
Speaker 2: around the world. Ever, so like the best French food
Speaker 2: on earth, everybody thinks Paris, No dude, Tokyo because they
Speaker 2: would have somebody come from Paris and teach them how
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 4: So they just perfected it.
Speaker 2: And the American Stakes or whatever, whatever the cuisine you're
Speaker 2: looking for. I don't know this for a fact, never been,
Speaker 2: but I've heard that the people in Tokyo that like
Speaker 2: the five star restaurants. They're not that high price for
Speaker 2: no reason. It's because you're going for the best experience
Speaker 2: of your life. Because Tokyo is Japan was such an
Speaker 2: isolistic nation for so long that when they finally did
Speaker 2: open up and experience the rest of the world, they're like, oh, bro,
Speaker 2: we could do this ten times better. Because as a culture,
Speaker 2: they are more of the type that will dedicate their
Speaker 2: entire self to one job. So the dude that's like
Speaker 2: rocking the steak, that is he is like the fucking
Speaker 2: state guy of Tokyo, and like the guy who's over
Speaker 2: here making the s car go, he's the snail guy
Speaker 2: of you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: It's like they it's.
Speaker 2: A whole art form for these people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I would love to visit it. I mean,
Speaker 3: it just it just looks so sick. You see it
Speaker 3: in movies and everything, and I don't know if it
Speaker 3: does it like full justice, because you know, I've seen
Speaker 3: Vegas and a lot of movies and then I went
Speaker 3: to go visit Vegas and I was like, Oh, it's
Speaker 3: just this, like it's way smaller than you think.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, if you have like twenty brand, that's
Speaker 2: just burning a hole in your pocket.
Speaker 4: Yo, Vegas is the spot you will have the best
Speaker 4: time in your life.
Speaker 2: But if you're going there with like a few hundred dollars,
Speaker 2: then the why did you get off the plane here?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uh, you gotta you gotta go high roller
Speaker 3: if you're going to have a good time over there.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: Spirit Animal said I want to chop Chop chop downtown,
Speaker 3: downtown to China Town and then said dab rips for
Speaker 3: Dale yea yea. Then there was a meme that was
Speaker 3: post said that I was laughing at earlier, and I
Speaker 3: just couldn't. I feel bad laughing at it, but it says,
Speaker 3: when you're part of the real suicide squad and I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna say what heritage this young woman is, but
Speaker 3: she happens to be wearing a sort of head wrap.
Speaker 4: But it's like the the.
Speaker 3: Blue and pink ponytails, like, uh, like your girl Margot Robbie.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it says when you're part of the real suicide
Speaker 2: squad and then the capture uneath, says hallal Quinn.
Speaker 4: You do with that information, which one could cult numbers?
Speaker 4: You would see that, Oh dude.
Speaker 2: One of the worst ones I saw was these three
Speaker 2: Muslim girls that were like in a rock band. It
Speaker 2: was obviously they were like high school garage band style.
Speaker 2: Was like, we need a name for our band? What
Speaker 2: do y'all come up with? The entire internet? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Uh Karan Koran?
Speaker 4: Oh shit? What was another one?
Speaker 2: There was like fifteen of these that were making jokes
Speaker 2: that was easy, easy.
Speaker 4: Layups, and it's like, well, I mean, what'd you expect?
Speaker 3: You know, that's just asking Tower Gang to come.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, A line.
Speaker 2: Stayers in ball God, is that the the voice of
Speaker 2: Hank Hill that is no longer with us?
Speaker 3: No, that's uh, that's Jim Ross. He used to be
Speaker 3: announcer on Monday Night Raw. He he was awesome though
Speaker 3: he was, in my opinion, he was one of the
Speaker 3: best WW announcers of all time.
Speaker 4: Just at there.
Speaker 3: And he he's a fucking stud in Oklahoma. He's like
Speaker 3: Oklahoma through and through. And you know what's funny, he says,
Speaker 3: yeah he does. He can't move like his like his
Speaker 3: lips don't match the words that are coming out.
Speaker 2: So he would be a really good Auctioneer's what you're saying.
Speaker 6: Probably wish he was an auctioneer before he wasn't announced the.
Speaker 4: Jokes right themselves, God damn it.
Speaker 3: You know what's funny, though, is that every so often
Speaker 3: I just get a little hankering to just go, whoa,
Speaker 3: my God? And then my son he's only two, and
Speaker 3: he goes.
Speaker 2: Oh bah gosh, that's so funny, dude. Every time he
Speaker 2: does it, I love it.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: Mario what to do?
Speaker 5: Mario?
Speaker 3: My guy said, hello everyone, hope everyone's doing amazing. Anyone
Speaker 3: see how the Knights Templar showed up at the Vatican?
Speaker 4: Jacob?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 4: Unless it was the Knights of Malta, what did I do? Wait?
Speaker 2: Wait when anyone see how the Knights Templar showed up
Speaker 2: at the Vatican? Uh? If it was the dude with
Speaker 2: the specific crosses on them. It was probably the Knights
Speaker 2: of Malta and uh yeah, they we may need to
Speaker 2: do an episode on them. They have been used for
Speaker 2: Vatican espionage for years now and that just recently got
Speaker 2: brought to light to where it was like an indiscernible
Speaker 2: fact that they have been doing this.
Speaker 4: They don't get their bags checked them. They go through
Speaker 4: the airport.
Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, if you are a citizen
Speaker 2: of Malta, which the island itself is, you know, it's
Speaker 2: what it is. But if you are a member of
Speaker 2: the organization, then they have a black velvet bag that
Speaker 2: they sent you up that no tsa on Earth in
Speaker 2: any country period is allowed to look through or send
Speaker 2: through an X ray.
Speaker 4: It's crazy, dude. Yeah, I just read.
Speaker 3: I just found an article that says the Knights Templar
Speaker 3: Vatican admitst that they were innocent after seven hundred years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Pope Francis did that, or Pope Benedict did in
Speaker 2: like nine twenty eleven somewhere a while back.
Speaker 3: Then supposted in April of this year though, must be
Speaker 3: just catching up on it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I guess, well, yeah, I know, the
Speaker 2: templars were absolutely innocent of the crimes they were being
Speaker 2: convicted of, and all those quote unquote confessions that they
Speaker 2: got that was you know, at the behest of a
Speaker 2: year of torture, like true medieval torture, before they got
Speaker 2: these poor dudes to finally admit to the most heinous things.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, that's a thing.
Speaker 6: Um.
Speaker 3: I did find an article that was just posted five
Speaker 3: days ago that says reimagined Templar Knights provide assistance to
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five Jubilee pilgrims.
Speaker 4: Ooh, share it with the screen big dog.
Speaker 2: Um.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, this is from a Great Britain website EWTN
Speaker 3: dot co dot uk, and it says those making a
Speaker 3: pilgrimage today to any sacred place such as the major
Speaker 3: major PayPal basilicas in Rome or the venerated sites in
Speaker 3: the Holy Land to obtain the graces of the twenty
Speaker 3: twenty five Jubilee Year of Hope, enjoy many conveniences. Okay,
Speaker 3: so it's just like a ceremonial kind of thing.
Speaker 4: I think I'm trying to look at who the organization is.
Speaker 2: I saw a temple og or something, and I don't
Speaker 2: I don't recognize that.
Speaker 3: It says these volunteers dressed in a white tunic and
Speaker 3: the unmistakable cross patee.
Speaker 4: So you say that, yep, that's correct.
Speaker 3: Are like the heirs of Friar Hugon Depagani, the first On,
Speaker 3: the first master of the ancient Order of the Poor
Speaker 3: Knights of Christ, commonly known as the Templars, whose origins
Speaker 3: date back to the twelfth century.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Interesting, huh okay, so that's why are they? Why would
Speaker 3: the green though? Is that just like a traffic thing?
Speaker 4: I would assume so, but interesting?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if that's uh. I don't recognize
Speaker 2: those that order, but all right, fair enough. The Catholic
Speaker 2: Church is very specific about which orders of chivalry they acknowledge.
Speaker 2: The Knights of Malta is one of them that still
Speaker 2: operate today, the Knights of Saint Lazarus, the Knights Hospitaller,
Speaker 2: and uh, the Knights Columbus. Those are all like orders
Speaker 2: of chivalry that the Vatican actually acknowledges. The knighthood that
Speaker 2: I hold. The Vatican doesn't acknowledge, but that's fine. The
Speaker 2: international community.
Speaker 4: Does, but not the Vatican, which that's fine. I'm not Catholic.
Speaker 3: You know, I've been meaning to bring this up, and Jacob,
Speaker 3: I don't even know how you feel about it. But
Speaker 3: I did get a video when we were at bro
Speaker 3: Grove of Owen, Benjamin and Toad singing the song Oh.
Speaker 2: I I guarant oh no, you know, no, see what
Speaker 2: we're not gonna do. What we're not gonna do is
Speaker 2: play something that would put us in a bad light.
Speaker 2: For any of you that don't know, we could just
Speaker 2: describe it here our homeboy Toad he did a ukulele
Speaker 2: rendition of Kanye's new single and you can take with
Speaker 2: that information as much as you want. Then he lost
Speaker 2: his job over it, and uh yeah, that's that's the thing,
Speaker 2: because he worked in it for a company that it
Speaker 2: gets government contracts. And the video when he posted it
Speaker 2: went pretty viral and then like less than five days later,
Speaker 2: he lost his job.
Speaker 4: Which I'm not trying to be a dick.
Speaker 2: I like Toad.
Speaker 3: He's a funny guy in all but like he's actually
Speaker 3: a really sweet guy. Whenever you talk to him too.
Speaker 4: He is he is. I'm not please, don't think I'm
Speaker 4: trying to drag him. He's awesome.
Speaker 2: But also like big Dog, what did you what did
Speaker 2: you think was gonna take place here?
Speaker 4: Like you you're not Kanye. He can do the.
Speaker 2: Most and pissed people off and all of that and
Speaker 2: not lose his job because he's Kanye.
Speaker 3: That's not At the end of the second day, Owen
Speaker 3: Benjamin had an hour stand up kind of situation going on,
Speaker 3: which it was really cool to see him. I mean,
Speaker 3: I thought I've been I've known him or I've heard
Speaker 3: I've known of him for quite a long time now,
Speaker 3: and then to see him. That's one tall motherfucker, Like, dude,
Speaker 3: I think he's six eight.
Speaker 2: I only saw him sitting down, Honestly, I didn't see
Speaker 2: him like walking around.
Speaker 3: He's a fucking full on nephlom. But he anyway, he
Speaker 3: ended up getting up there and then they brought a
Speaker 3: piano up on stage, and so he called Toad up
Speaker 3: there and they were gonna sing the Kanye song that
Speaker 3: is being banned everywhere. And you know, if it wasn't
Speaker 3: for the lyrics, it was actually a pretty good show,
Speaker 3: you know, Like.
Speaker 2: It wasn't for the you mean, the meat and potatoes
Speaker 2: of the song.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like they were all emotion was there
Speaker 3: the crowd was, you know, weirdly into it, and.
Speaker 2: I hadn't seen the music video for that song that
Speaker 2: was that was interesting. Also, yeah, like the actual Kanye
Speaker 2: music video, like wow, all right.
Speaker 4: It's it's the most that's ever mosted.
Speaker 3: But but it was cool because Ohen Benjamin, he's really
Speaker 3: good on the piano. And then Toad was over there
Speaker 3: playing the ukulele. It was like a weird, fucking I
Speaker 3: don't even know, weird kind of band that was just
Speaker 3: strung together and.
Speaker 2: It was wild.
Speaker 3: I I videoed it, but then as soon as I
Speaker 3: was done videoing it, and then I was talking to
Speaker 3: other people and I was like, I'm never gonna post
Speaker 3: this anywhere. I don't even know why I videoed it, Like,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna post it on Instagram or TikTok or YouTube.
Speaker 3: I'm you know, if we were going to play it,
Speaker 3: it was gonna be on a live show.
Speaker 4: But I don't even feel good about that. You know,
Speaker 4: I'm not getting canceled for that shit.
Speaker 2: Sorry, this is my full time job, not trying to
Speaker 2: lose it because of a somebody else's joke.
Speaker 4: You feel me? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So anyway, I did get Toad's number. I don't
Speaker 3: know if we're gonna have them on, but we can
Speaker 3: have one as a guest.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it'd be funny.
Speaker 3: Maybe we can invite him to a live show or something. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so let's see here.
Speaker 2: Uh Luke said, what up? What broke?
Speaker 4: The big d said, got just got Texas?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, just got Every time I see chainsaw I
Speaker 3: think Texas, but says I just got chainsaw gas in
Speaker 3: my beer?
Speaker 4: Fuck me to tears? Yo?
Speaker 2: How much though, like enough to where you had to
Speaker 2: pour it out, or enough to where you could drink
Speaker 2: it and probably just you know, piss like fire tomorrow.
Speaker 4: It was fucked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, alcohol abuse is pouring that, you know.
Speaker 4: I feel that. I feel that what kind of beer
Speaker 4: was it? That really determine if it was alohol not?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 5: The sweet tastes, well.
Speaker 4: It's they're slept on though. Those things are really good.
Speaker 2: They're so sweet though, dude, you know that'll that'll give
Speaker 2: you a hangover the next morning.
Speaker 4: Good got them? Mind? Yeah, but they don't bloat you
Speaker 4: like a regular beer does. I mean yeah, but you
Speaker 4: just put salt in it and it kills the bloat.
Speaker 4: That's for all beers. Ye huh.
Speaker 2: If you ever, if you if you ever seen me
Speaker 2: at a bar drinking a pint of something, typically, especially
Speaker 2: if like I plan on having a few, you'll see
Speaker 2: me like take some salt and sprinkle it. It makes
Speaker 2: all of the carbonation rise to the top. So like
Speaker 2: you can't do that with an absolutely full beer, but yeah,
Speaker 2: it'll and then you you take your finger and you
Speaker 2: swirl all the bubbles out. Yeah, dude, that gas is
Speaker 2: gone ski.
Speaker 3: So I know, whenever I was in high school, there
Speaker 3: was there used to be like, I guess a party
Speaker 3: trick that I was pretty amused by. But somebody said, look,
Speaker 3: if you're ever trying to get rid of like all
Speaker 3: that head on the beer, you just like go like
Speaker 3: this and wipe some of your you know, your oil
Speaker 3: from your face onto the beer, and it like just
Speaker 3: gets rid of.
Speaker 4: All of the head.
Speaker 2: I mean pretty much that's probably what it is. But
Speaker 2: I mean, the salt does this, and then you could
Speaker 2: do the old trick also to get rid of the head.
Speaker 2: But uh, yeah, that's the trick that you've learned or
Speaker 2: I learned back in the day when you learned how
Speaker 2: to chug a beer like within a second. Have you
Speaker 2: seen those videos of the dudes that could take a
Speaker 2: pint and just like pour it down their throat.
Speaker 3: Dude, my brother's one of them. He can fucking down
Speaker 3: a beer like crazy, like super fast like that.
Speaker 2: So it's been a while since I did it, but
Speaker 2: when I was a marine, I taught myself how to
Speaker 2: do that, and step number one is take all the
Speaker 2: carbonation out of it, and that's that's where I learned
Speaker 2: that salt trick. Then it made sense when you see
Speaker 2: these old timers, especially around Baltimore, they'll put old Bay
Speaker 2: on the rim of their fucking pale bohemian and I
Speaker 2: always thought that was a taste thing, Nah, dude, that
Speaker 2: was to kill the fizz with the salt. Now came
Speaker 2: home and I saw dudes doing the same thing with
Speaker 2: Tony's and I'm like, oh see, y'all are doing it
Speaker 2: for a culture thing. But it's a double entendrum, man,
Speaker 2: There's there's multiple things happening here.
Speaker 3: That's probably a pretty good idea if you plan on
Speaker 3: butt chugging a beer too.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't put salt in a beer to
Speaker 2: go in your ass, but I mean, at that point,
Speaker 2: if you're trying to take the fizz away, you know,
Speaker 2: you know, might go down he's here. I mean, you
Speaker 2: would think it would be less less room being taken
Speaker 2: up in the in the colon.
Speaker 3: Less uh less butt burps Hey, yeah, butt burps Yeah.
Speaker 4: Ak the beer farts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, spared animal, Go ahead, sir. I feel like you
Speaker 3: know a thing or two about butt hugging.
Speaker 4: I guarantee he do just not.
Speaker 5: No, No, I'm a good shot of the Lord. I
Speaker 5: ain't nothing going back there.
Speaker 2: That's what he said.
Speaker 6: Whoa, Hey, No, it's funny about the beer and everything.
Speaker 5: So I actually have a plan I want to get
Speaker 5: I want to.
Speaker 6: Do a want to pretty much do a keke saying
Speaker 6: I want to take a whole keg and I want
Speaker 6: to I want to try to drink an entire keg
Speaker 6: in one sitting, in one go, like one continuous swap drink.
Speaker 4: Brother, your stomach isn't big enough to hold that.
Speaker 6: Look, I might be short and small, but dammy I
Speaker 6: have If there's a will, there's a way.
Speaker 4: No, No, there's more beer.
Speaker 3: There's more beer in that keg than there is body
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 2: Right Like, I'm not trying to say that you don't
Speaker 2: have the willpower to make it happen. I'm saying like
Speaker 2: your stomach can only hold so many fluid ounces physically,
Speaker 2: My boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just I mean, you may as well just
Speaker 3: pull your pants down and keep your dick out because
Speaker 3: you're going to have to just continuously pee it out
Speaker 3: in order unless it's just gonna come.
Speaker 4: Okay, So just.
Speaker 2: So we're all on the same page, here, a standard
Speaker 2: half barrel keg, the most common size, contains approximately one
Speaker 2: hundred and sixty five twelve ounce beers.
Speaker 4: Good god, I.
Speaker 6: Thought like the one that's at this the couch store.
Speaker 6: I know for a fact it can hold twenty beers.
Speaker 2: Now, hold on, if you're talking about those little Heineken
Speaker 2: kegs like those Minihineking kegs, Yo, you might be onto
Speaker 2: something here. You can probably take that down. But my boy,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you this out of love. Please don't try
Speaker 2: to drink an entire keg in one sitting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those half kegs, those things are that's a lot.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of beer.
Speaker 5: Jeezus.
Speaker 4: I like the intensity though, Like we're your head's at.
Speaker 6: Okay, But what if instead of the beer, I'll do
Speaker 6: something like what if I just fit with fireball and
Speaker 6: then I just do a keg.
Speaker 5: Stand.
Speaker 4: Now you're dying. Now you're dead.
Speaker 2: I don't drink fireball, brother, drink a drink a proper whiskey.
Speaker 2: I'd rather you drink gd or Jamison over fireballs.
Speaker 4: Good, you don't want fire ball.
Speaker 2: I will fuck with Samon flavored shit like that. First off,
Speaker 2: But second off, even whenever I did drink liquor.
Speaker 4: It tasted like wax to me. It tastes like Simon wax,
Speaker 4: I couldn't fuck with it. I'll take flavor like over rumblemins.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, don't go near the Rumplemans man. I
Speaker 2: thought we're not talking about committing suicide.
Speaker 3: Like, no, I'm just saying I would prefer the cinnamon
Speaker 3: over the ice in that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if given the option, no shit, honestly, between
Speaker 2: the two, I'd probably still go for the Rumplemans.
Speaker 4: I hate cinnamon.
Speaker 6: Only said fireball because it's cheap and it will get
Speaker 6: the job done. If I want to go out, you know,
Speaker 6: I'm want to fill that bitch up with Crown Royal.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna fill that bitch up with the gin Beam
Speaker 6: web Stag.
Speaker 4: They go Crown. Yeah, I'm a fan of Crown big time.
Speaker 2: I like Crown black and shits smooth red stag. Isn't
Speaker 2: that uh in that kid rocks?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not exactly show on that one,
Speaker 6: but I know it goes down sweet.
Speaker 5: I don't need a chaser, Mikey.
Speaker 6: He handed me a pint, unopened pint one time, said hey,
Speaker 6: by then, I want this dome and he went to
Speaker 6: go pack a bowl.
Speaker 5: And as soon as you did it, I turned that
Speaker 5: bitch up.
Speaker 6: And by the time he turned back around like that,
Speaker 6: I already drank it. And he looked at me, said
Speaker 6: where's the laquer? I said, you told me you wanted
Speaker 6: to go, and I drank it. He said, yeah, by
Speaker 6: the end of the night, you should have been clear.
Speaker 6: I just drank it and play in a Rocket League
Speaker 6: and next thing I know, it's morning time.
Speaker 5: I drank it like in a I.
Speaker 3: Just I feel like you just made that Rocket League
Speaker 3: part of what were you really playing?
Speaker 4: Sam?
Speaker 5: I like Rocket League?
Speaker 4: It's I do like it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm a kind of Crown Apples my ship.
Speaker 3: Like if I'm I don't drink very often, like I
Speaker 3: might get drunk twice maybe three times a year if
Speaker 3: I'm going crazy, But Crown Apple, dude, that's like it's
Speaker 3: it should be illegal.
Speaker 4: How good that stuff is.
Speaker 2: I use that for my kids teething. That's what I
Speaker 2: would consider a child's whiskey.
Speaker 3: I'm a child when it comes to drinking. That's what
Speaker 3: it's delicious.
Speaker 2: It is it is, especially if you're making like a
Speaker 2: mixed drink with it like a it's not an apple teeny.
Speaker 2: There's some other kind of apple drink. Where do you
Speaker 2: throw a shot of Crown apple and it just sends
Speaker 2: it to the next level.
Speaker 3: So I'm with you, do honey Badger, you get down
Speaker 3: with some Crown sir.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get I'll get all liquid. Ship one fifty one,
Speaker 4: I missed that ship same dude.
Speaker 2: A little Cariboo Loo brouh.
Speaker 4: Yeah and shots one fifty one fuck it.
Speaker 2: Yeah that but CARDI won fifty one for anybody who
Speaker 2: doesn't know, was basically seventy five horsepower rum that.
Speaker 4: Uh yes.
Speaker 2: Indeed, once upon a time there was a what some
Speaker 2: might call one of the greatest rappers of all time.
Speaker 4: Old Techneezy himself Tech nine.
Speaker 2: They made a song and talking about some Cariboo Loo
Speaker 2: and uh, you can't make it without the one fifty one.
Speaker 2: So that's a that's an antiquated drink. It's gone great, best,
Speaker 2: big d.
Speaker 4: Hennessy. Yeah, I've never had Hennessy.
Speaker 2: Oh I fuck with that, Yeah, dude, I like that conyak. Yeah,
Speaker 2: now I have had the white Hennessy. A buddy of
Speaker 2: mine went to the Caribbean where he got some of
Speaker 2: the white Hennessy. I feel like it's overhyped, just personally.
Speaker 2: I prefer you know, I like the barrel taste to it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that white Hennessy was pretty damn good.
Speaker 4: I'll say that word.
Speaker 3: I'll give it a shot literally, Nah, big d What
Speaker 3: are your thoughts on the Henny and all of the
Speaker 3: liquor drinks?
Speaker 5: Man? Y'all talking about that one fifty one?
Speaker 6: You make some of that was mild turkey one oh
Speaker 6: one and good white and end up in the county jail.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, big dog.
Speaker 2: May I know the last time I was dealing with
Speaker 2: wild turkey one oh one, one of the ex wives
Speaker 2: stabbed me with a knife in my arm.
Speaker 4: Actually, I take it back on a knife. It was
Speaker 4: a big pin.
Speaker 2: It was when I was in the Marine Corps. We
Speaker 2: were trying to start off a party. We used that
Speaker 2: parties at our apartment. A lot half the platoons show up,
Speaker 2: you know, the things and the stuff, and uh, she
Speaker 2: was trying to get from A to B quick that
Speaker 2: night for whatever reason. I was like, the strongest stuff
Speaker 2: we have in the house is this wild turkey, which
Speaker 2: she didn't fuck with whiskey anyway, So we took a shot.
Speaker 2: She was angry about it. And then fifteen minutes later,
Speaker 2: I'm in the kitchen having a conversation with one of
Speaker 2: my buddies. No big deal, by y'aut into the arm
Speaker 2: and I'm talking about like fucking stuck.
Speaker 4: She was in the arm. She was mad at you
Speaker 4: were like, what what was that? I don't know.
Speaker 2: But then after I got two guys to hold me
Speaker 2: down and one to yanke it out of my arm,
Speaker 2: she was on the ground crying, laughing.
Speaker 4: She has no memory of this. I was the first wife,
Speaker 4: so she was just drunk as a skunk and got her.
Speaker 2: From zero to one hundred. And I learned that day
Speaker 2: that one oh one is for me alone. And then
Speaker 2: I now I'm to a point where I can't drink
Speaker 2: liquor anymore.
Speaker 3: So you know, she wanted to go four times. She
Speaker 3: wanted to go full on like Steve O and just
Speaker 3: all was funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was oh buddy back in the quote unquote
Speaker 2: good old days.
Speaker 3: You know, dude, I would love to get Steve O
Speaker 3: on this show because he's been going on like a
Speaker 3: bunch of other podcasts and everything, and I'm just like
Speaker 3: the biggest fan of Jack.
Speaker 4: I would love to get Bam Marjara on too.
Speaker 3: I know that they hate each other, and you know, Bam,
Speaker 3: he's dealing with a lot of shit ever since Ryan
Speaker 3: Dunn died, and I get that, but man, he still
Speaker 3: seems like somebody i'd like to hang out with.
Speaker 4: He looks pretty cool.
Speaker 2: It seems like every other week I hear that he's
Speaker 2: either fixing his life and he's like he's back, or
Speaker 2: he's falling off the wagon and he's back doing his
Speaker 2: wild shit. And it's like he keeps doing these things. Listen,
Speaker 2: I'm not judging how it is for addicts though. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so it is what it is. I would love to
Speaker 2: get him on the show. But yes, Steve O as well, Johnny,
Speaker 2: not all of them. All of them, I would love
Speaker 2: to get on the show.
Speaker 4: Party boy. Yeah, I've met we Man once upon a
Speaker 4: time in DC.
Speaker 2: He came through with the Barracks he was like he
Speaker 2: was cool, but like he also was shaking hands with
Speaker 2: like hundreds of marines that day. And his handler was
Speaker 2: some big old broad that he couldn't fucking stand because
Speaker 2: like every time he would go out in public, would
Speaker 2: get into some shenanigans, and like they the company, the producers,
Speaker 2: forced him to have a handler to like basically keep
Speaker 2: him on a leash. He was pissed about that part,
Speaker 2: but he was cool with us. But yeah, he seems
Speaker 2: like he'd be really chill to hang out with. Uh,
Speaker 2: honey badger, What do you think, sir about the the jackass?
Speaker 7: True yo, y'all try to put him in your molly
Speaker 7: packs and try to still him away and hump him boy.
Speaker 2: Now, So it was it was joked about, but also
Speaker 2: we didn't want to take that risk in DC do
Speaker 2: we're under under such a microscope. If we would have
Speaker 2: done that, we would have immediately gotten in j pede.
Speaker 4: So like that ship that fast we would have did
Speaker 4: that ship just fucking hauled him out of there.
Speaker 2: Everybody's going to see the one celebrity and he's gone.
Speaker 7: Charlie in the field up now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no doubt they'll find him on like one of
Speaker 2: the decks, just fucking chug and whiskey with us, Like
Speaker 2: where you been?
Speaker 4: Fuck you? Yeah, that would be awesome.
Speaker 3: Uh, spirit animal, sir, what are your aspirations for the
Speaker 3: jack I feel like you were somebody who were practicing
Speaker 3: jackass as a kid in your backyard.
Speaker 4: Okay, Wow, you.
Speaker 6: Take one door that that you whipped off the frame,
Speaker 6: you put it on six center blocks and you run
Speaker 6: your your homemade duck bike across you one time and
Speaker 6: jump up, jump the ditch into the field.
Speaker 5: And yeah, everybody says you're a dumb ass. You do
Speaker 5: it one time and you never live it down.
Speaker 2: But if you record it, you could have sold it
Speaker 2: MTV and probably made some money off of It's all
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 6: My Well, I mean, I was like eight and I
Speaker 6: got my ass with my door off the off of
Speaker 6: the fane. But that you gotta keep in mind. I
Speaker 6: was like four or five. I got a tool I
Speaker 6: leave you had tools. My papa bought me a toolkit
Speaker 6: for Christmas because I always liked to get onto the call.
Speaker 6: And my mom told me I couldn't have a snack
Speaker 6: one day, and that pissed me off, so I went in.
Speaker 6: I was a kid I was like five, and I
Speaker 6: took I went got my tools. I took the door
Speaker 6: handles off of the foodage and off of both freezing,
Speaker 6: and I threw them out the uh, the outside in
Speaker 6: the yard, and I got my mask to it. But
Speaker 6: my dad thought it was funny because I said, if
Speaker 6: I don't get a snack, nobody gets snacked.
Speaker 9: Bro.
Speaker 3: If he doesn't live up to the Spirit Animal name,
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody else could. Like, I love all
Speaker 3: you good cult members, but he is true and true
Speaker 3: the Spirit Animal.
Speaker 4: Like it's a fact.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And it was great media in person, Sam. We
Speaker 4: love seeing you, Bud.
Speaker 6: Oh, Yeah, I love seeing y'all. I think I kind
Speaker 6: of gave y'all too many hugs, but I was static.
Speaker 4: Brother, Hey, we weren't weirded out by it or anything.
Speaker 4: It's all good. Yeah. I was like, you got a
Speaker 4: banana in your pocket or.
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: But dude, he had this in his pocket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the freaking hammer, which is awesome.
Speaker 4: Everybody doesn't know.
Speaker 2: It's a three sixteenthre inch that he turned into a
Speaker 2: ball peen hammer, because the old adage goes, when you're
Speaker 2: a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. But when
Speaker 2: you're or a welder, anything could be whatever the fuck
Speaker 2: you wanted to be.
Speaker 4: Oh, boy, made this for us, so yeah, it's a
Speaker 4: part of the set. Now.
Speaker 6: I made that for you because I thought you would
Speaker 6: get a kick out of it, because you also a biker,
Speaker 6: and ball ping hammers have a deep enrich history with bikers,
Speaker 6: and sometimes you just you don't. You can't take the
Speaker 6: big massive hammer everywhere, So fuck you got to take
Speaker 6: you a ballping But I actually forget Jonathan's crystal at
Speaker 6: the house and I didn't realize it until I got back,
Speaker 6: and I was so pissed.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I mean that won't be the last time
Speaker 3: you'll see us. Oh, you'll see us. I'm sure you
Speaker 3: know what it reminds me of. You ever played that
Speaker 3: game on PlayStation? Well, I played it on PlayStation, but road.
Speaker 4: Rash, Oh dude, I played it on Sega Genesis.
Speaker 6: You talking about the one where they're on motorcycles in
Speaker 6: like an arena and they have a two by fours
Speaker 6: with a pickaxes, and shit, it.
Speaker 2: Wasn't an arena.
Speaker 3: It was like you're driving down a highway and you're
Speaker 3: just like going up and kicking the other bikers or
Speaker 3: you're you're trying to dodge all the other cars.
Speaker 4: That was a fun ass game.
Speaker 2: For the chain, you get a fucking stick or something
Speaker 2: like that. Yo, Me and my kids are playing that
Speaker 2: last year. The Sega Genesis finally fucking ship the bed
Speaker 2: on us.
Speaker 4: But uh yo, that game still goes hard to this day. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the game Fox Hard a bit animation to the max
Speaker 4: so good. Though.
Speaker 6: I remember the game I'll be I remember a game
Speaker 6: like it on a PlayStation two. It was an arena.
Speaker 6: You're trying to knock the other person off of the
Speaker 6: bike and all you have a chain. You have a
Speaker 6: two about four rapped with the spikes and all.
Speaker 5: I remember this vividly and everything.
Speaker 6: But I still have my souper Nintendo and everything. It's
Speaker 6: wrapped up. I still with Duck Hunt and I just
Speaker 6: I just got me an old tube TV sound played
Speaker 6: Duck Hunt.
Speaker 3: Dut Duck Hunt Solid. I miss some like the original
Speaker 3: Twisted Metal Dude.
Speaker 2: That was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a fun game.
Speaker 3: Yes, like NFL Blitz, Like if you remember, did you
Speaker 3: ever play NFL Blitz Dude, Blitz was the shit.
Speaker 4: Have body I think they had.
Speaker 2: I think they have or at least there's like mods
Speaker 2: you can get on your Xbox where it's like the
Speaker 2: same old blockie shitty graphics and all of that.
Speaker 4: But yeah, dude, NFL Blitz was that was amazing.
Speaker 3: That was one of the I was so proud of.
Speaker 3: I can't remember which version of NFL Blitz. I think
Speaker 3: it might've been the first one, but they had Cordell
Speaker 3: Stewart on the cover old Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback and that
Speaker 3: was that was the height of his career because he
Speaker 3: really wasn't good, but they called him slash and uh
Speaker 3: because he could play receiver and quarterback, and honestly, everybody
Speaker 3: thought that he was a better receiver because he was
Speaker 3: fast as fuck. He was like he was like, uh,
Speaker 3: I don't know, like goodwill Michael Vick like wow, yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean he was. I loved watching him because I
Speaker 3: love those flashy kind of players like justin fields or
Speaker 3: you know, like the ones that can just take off
Speaker 3: and run like that.
Speaker 4: But yeah, he was not accurate, bro. Unfortunately, he should
Speaker 4: have stayed a wide receiver.
Speaker 3: And then there was also like a lot of stories
Speaker 3: going on about him in Pittsburgh, like there were people
Speaker 3: that that claimed that like they saw him down a
Speaker 3: back Alley sucking somebody else sucking somebody's dick in the
Speaker 3: backseat of a car. And that was reported like multiple times.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, I mean, like, is that just shit talkers?
Speaker 4: No nocause it will spin.
Speaker 3: There was like several reports about it, and he kept
Speaker 3: on saying like he kept on saying, like I believe
Speaker 3: that a holy.
Speaker 2: Union is between a man and a woman.
Speaker 3: We're like, bro, you'd be sucking at dick And he
Speaker 3: looked like he would too, to be on some real shit.
Speaker 2: I mean, Hillary was saying that same ship. But look
Speaker 2: at her now, I mean whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a muncher, nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 6: Todd Quistley, He's married to a woman, but you can't
Speaker 6: tell me he ain't got no shoes, bro.
Speaker 2: He a couple of years ago, somebody came out and
Speaker 2: said that he's actually gay or actually by and the
Speaker 2: memes that came off of that were just like, really,
Speaker 2: you know, I didn't see it.
Speaker 6: I was a kid when that show first came out,
Speaker 6: and my stepmother fucking loved that show.
Speaker 2: I'll bet she did, and I bet she also watched
Speaker 2: the Lifetime channel unironically too, Dude.
Speaker 6: She got mad because me and my daddy and my
Speaker 6: sister growing up, we were Sunday Night Simpson's Family Guy
Speaker 6: and all that good ship. Would watch it, never miss
Speaker 6: an episode of any of it, something I me and
Speaker 6: my sister always did with her dad.
Speaker 5: One of the few good things.
Speaker 6: She got mad, but she would wake us up in
Speaker 6: the morning to get rid of school and everything, and
Speaker 6: she'd put American Horse Story on the fucking living room TV.
Speaker 4: Depending on that might have been okay, uh no, Well.
Speaker 6: The first scene was a bitch, dead bitch in a
Speaker 6: hotel giving a guy a blowjob then biting it off, Like.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I remember the episode.
Speaker 5: That was my first experience for the American Horse Story.
Speaker 6: And I said, oh, so it's okay for you to
Speaker 6: show the centry softcore for on us, but it's wrong
Speaker 6: for me to watch The Family Guy, you dumb bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: F X was pushing the boundaries well before before it
Speaker 4: was cool. That's that's a fact.
Speaker 5: Just get Archery and one of the best shows ever.
Speaker 5: But it definitely pushed the bounds.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Speaking of trash TV, my daughter was watching Dance Moms
Speaker 3: earlier and I was like, this is the trashiest of
Speaker 3: TV that you can find. Is dance moms like Abby Lee?
Speaker 3: What a despicable human like I mean is trash?
Speaker 4: Let's be real, Yeah, most.
Speaker 3: Luke said, By the way, guys, be ready after the
Speaker 3: twenty seventh?
Speaker 4: What is that referring to Lucas? Is it Lucas? Can
Speaker 4: I call you Lucas? We're gonna call him by his
Speaker 4: proper name up in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Luke, what do you mean by be ready after
Speaker 2: the twenty seventh?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 3: And also you having that name? Was it Luke I
Speaker 3: am your father or is it no, I am your father?
Speaker 4: Would you know that more than Jacob? That's what you said?
Speaker 2: Oh, for it's it's for the information that we're keeping
Speaker 2: under wraps until you're ready to come out public with.
Speaker 4: Got you okay? All right, yes, I'm excited.
Speaker 3: Could you answer that for me? Do you remember watching
Speaker 3: Star Wars as a kid? And was it Luke I
Speaker 3: am your father or no, I am your father?
Speaker 4: Because I believe I always remember Luke I am your father.
Speaker 3: See, even a Luke says that, like if anybody's going
Speaker 3: to remember it, it's a Luke.
Speaker 4: Yo.
Speaker 2: I got a grade down in French class for that shit.
Speaker 2: We got to a point it was like in the
Speaker 2: second French one and then French two, right, and we
Speaker 2: had to act out a movie scene in French, which
Speaker 2: was no big deal.
Speaker 4: I was not exactly a star.
Speaker 2: Student in the class, so I decided to go for
Speaker 2: one with little dialogue that everybody could recognize instantly. The
Speaker 2: fight scene between Darth Vader and Luke sky Walker. Okay, cool.
Speaker 2: And for the record, I fucking hate Star Wars, but
Speaker 2: I get the references. It's a big enough fandom to
Speaker 2: where accidentally I have like osmosist most of the plot, right,
Speaker 2: but whatever, And yeah, the teacher, she didn't give me
Speaker 2: a grade down because our language was incorrect. She gave
Speaker 2: me a word a grade down because apparently we got
Speaker 2: that part wrong. And I'm like, I didn't watch the movie.
Speaker 2: I just kind of went with it, and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I could tell, so that's why you Yeah.
Speaker 4: But anyway, Oh yeah, Jacob, did you want me to
Speaker 4: send it to you?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: How long is it?
Speaker 4: How big of a file? I don't know exactly, email
Speaker 4: it to the cult conspiracy email.
Speaker 2: That'd be a depending on if it's like a longer
Speaker 2: PDF or a file or something like that, that'd make
Speaker 2: that will make way more sense than you sending it
Speaker 2: any other way.
Speaker 4: So yeah, let's do that. Yeah, it's just a doc. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: don't don't text it to me. That's for damn sure.
Speaker 2: And I don't know how big of a thing you
Speaker 2: can send on Patreon either, So like.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh, so, I don't know if you saw this,
Speaker 3: but that big beautiful pill, big beautiful bill passed in
Speaker 3: the Senate today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard about this.
Speaker 2: And today they also had another round of questioning talking
Speaker 2: about UFO information being unleashed to the public and all
Speaker 2: these things.
Speaker 3: I don't believe it's ever going to happen. And if
Speaker 3: I know, if if something is going to happen, it's
Speaker 3: not going to be the real ship.
Speaker 4: There's no way.
Speaker 2: But Randall sham Forrest got a shout out, did it?
Speaker 2: They were talking about how, uh so the Department of
Speaker 2: Defense has absolutely given or the VA rather has given
Speaker 2: disability compensation for injury sustained from our service members being
Speaker 2: injured from dealing with the materials, the craft, the something
Speaker 2: like this. Yes, Congressman, that's correct, So we can confirm
Speaker 2: that these things are real. We'll have to talk about
Speaker 2: that in a in a closed setting. And this and
Speaker 2: this like, but fuck you, fuck you. You can say
Speaker 2: yes and a service member was injured from dealing with
Speaker 2: the wreckage of an alien craft, but you're not willing
Speaker 2: to tell us that the alien craft was real?
Speaker 5: What is?
Speaker 2: Why are you sitting at the fucking table with the microphone?
Speaker 4: My boy, bro?
Speaker 2: What are we doing here? I'mna be real with you.
Speaker 3: Whenever they say, like like how they've said for literally
Speaker 3: the past couple of decades, whenever they do admit that
Speaker 3: it's real, whenever they say, uh, the public isn't ready
Speaker 3: for it, I actually I actually kind of believe that.
Speaker 4: Oh don't.
Speaker 2: Who's the Fed now? Oh yeah, I want all you
Speaker 2: motherfuckers to just admit it. He's the Fed, not me.
Speaker 2: But hold on, what do you mean the public's not
Speaker 2: ready for Most people already believe. I think that.
Speaker 3: They believe in the humanoid type of aliens. I'm talking
Speaker 3: about like the interdimensional shit.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: It would literally shatter most people's illusions and it would
Speaker 3: make people go crazy if you could know that any
Speaker 3: at any point in your day, any second, that like literally,
Speaker 3: these these extraterrestrial whatever the fuck they are kind of
Speaker 3: beings can pause time and somehow just appear out of nowhere. Well, now,
Speaker 3: what is life? Because we didn't know any of that
Speaker 3: shit was even possible. You know, theorized and you know
Speaker 3: for sure, But for somebody to literally be able to
Speaker 3: not only show up in your waking life, but in
Speaker 3: your dreams, in every aspect of your life, I think
Speaker 3: that they have that capability, and I think that it
Speaker 3: would scare the fuck out of people.
Speaker 4: Need to get a grip, dude.
Speaker 2: You realize, at any moment right now, a blood clot
Speaker 2: that you didn't know was there can break loose, go
Speaker 2: to your brain, and you can die, and there's no
Speaker 2: way to stop it. And the only way you could
Speaker 2: see it is if you go for that specific scan.
Speaker 4: Life is fragile, dude.
Speaker 2: All of this shit, all of this that's happening right now,
Speaker 2: it's all temporary. People need to get a grip on
Speaker 2: their own mortality.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's all kinds of shit we can't explain. Interdimensional
Speaker 2: things can pop in and out at will, Like I
Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe it's because of what we do and
Speaker 2: the type of things I've looked into since I was
Speaker 2: like twelve that I'm just kind of at peace with
Speaker 2: a lot of it, and I believe heavily what's out there.
Speaker 2: So this doesn't sound crazy to me. It just kind
Speaker 2: of sounds like what it is.
Speaker 3: I mean, I get it, but you've actually had an experience,
Speaker 3: whereas most people like that. I mean it wrecked you
Speaker 3: for a while, like you tried to literally bury it
Speaker 3: within your subconscious for the longest time, like you forgot
Speaker 3: about it. That's how deep you buried it.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, and kid, Yeah, I didn't realize what it
Speaker 2: was until I was much older. But I mean, even still,
Speaker 2: I don't do same thing a demon versus an alien.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that's the same thing. I know a
Speaker 2: lot of people disagree with me on that.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't think that they're the same thing either,
Speaker 3: But I think that a lot of people, if they
Speaker 3: saw an alien would refer to it as a demon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably probably, But that's the thing if it makes
Speaker 2: itself known as not a demon, or like we can
Speaker 2: prove like demons don't fly in crafts, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Demons don't come down and try to like
Speaker 2: probe you or take a sample or like the hathor
Speaker 2: thing with the orbs, like that's not how demons traverse. I, Actually,
Speaker 2: this is gonna sound contrived, but I don't believe in
Speaker 2: demons like I believe. I believe that I believe you
Speaker 2: had an experience and maybe you call it a demon.
Speaker 3: But I recently just did a show and I talked
Speaker 3: to you about it. But I recently did a show
Speaker 3: on meta mysteries and going back to the etymology of
Speaker 3: the word demon, where does that come from? And it
Speaker 3: used to be called something else, But then they change
Speaker 3: the word to demon because whenever they were trying to
Speaker 3: group in all of the pagan religions and stuff like
Speaker 3: that back in you know, around the time shortly thereafter
Speaker 3: Jesus died, right like council and I see a shit,
Speaker 3: they changed the term of whatever the original term for demon,
Speaker 3: they changed it and they wanted to kind of be
Speaker 3: inclusive a little bit, but a slap in the face
Speaker 3: to a lot of the pagan followers who use the
Speaker 3: term damon or damon however you.
Speaker 4: Would say it.
Speaker 3: And you see that literally, whenever they're referring to a
Speaker 3: damon or a damon, it's they're legit talking about a
Speaker 3: voice that's in their head. Some might call it the
Speaker 3: voice of God. That's speaking directly to them. Some might
Speaker 3: say nowadays that that's your higher self or whatever, but
Speaker 3: that's literally what they were referring to back in the day,
Speaker 3: whenever they were talking about a damon.
Speaker 2: Literally sue, there's demon's reference in the Old Testament, and
Speaker 2: that's pre dating.
Speaker 8: Not.
Speaker 3: The word demon. It was called something else. So after
Speaker 3: it was transmology, no, no, no, no. What I'm saying is,
Speaker 3: obviously the Old Testament was originally written in Hebrew and
Speaker 3: probably a little bit of Greek, right, little Aramaic and so,
Speaker 3: but whenever they translated to English is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Whenever they translated the demon term for in Hebrew or
Speaker 3: Arabic or whatever, whenever they translated it to English, they
Speaker 3: called it a demon. And that was because they were
Speaker 3: trying to essentially say that all the Pagans that were,
Speaker 3: you know, talking to or worshiping their their damon, that
Speaker 3: that actually was a demon and that was one of
Speaker 3: Satan's minions that was getting inside of their mind, which
Speaker 3: I think is totally fucked. I think that that is
Speaker 3: and that's why I called that episode possibly one of
Speaker 3: the oldest conspiracies of all time, because it's it's insane dude, Like,
Speaker 3: whenever you if you look back and you look at
Speaker 3: how they were trying to merge the traditions of you know, uh,
Speaker 3: Judaism and Christianity and stuff like that. I mean it
Speaker 3: was mainly for Christianity. I don't think it was so
Speaker 3: much for Judaism, but but whenever they were trying to
Speaker 3: merge the pagan religions with Christianity, dude, Like, I mean,
Speaker 3: that's why we talk about it, you know, as far
Speaker 3: as uh, like Christmas being on the winter solstice where
Speaker 3: you know, damn well, Jesus didn't die in December, you.
Speaker 4: Know what I mean, Like it was a screen.
Speaker 3: I mean, uh, born, that's what I meant to say,
Speaker 3: because he died like around.
Speaker 4: Easter, right yeah, after Passover.
Speaker 3: And even even Easter is a pagan tradition, and so
Speaker 3: it's like, you know, well, and I know a lot
Speaker 3: of people have different different things to say, but if
Speaker 3: you look at Ishtar, like we just had an ishtar
Speaker 3: conversation just a couple of weeks ago, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's you can see where people would connect the two
Speaker 3: with Ishtar and Easter.
Speaker 2: A lot of that's a misnomer, dude. A lot of
Speaker 2: that's a misnomer. Passover feast is what the whole at
Speaker 2: least the Judeo Christian Easter is based off of the
Speaker 2: whole thing with bunnies that actually comes from German folklore
Speaker 2: that was Christian. I might add, that has nothing to
Speaker 2: do with ishtar or any pagan roots. The eggs that
Speaker 2: also goes back to a Christian root as well. It's
Speaker 2: it's you could take this and look at it through
Speaker 2: a pagan lens and say, see, clearly they stole from
Speaker 2: dot Di and I hear that, But if you look
Speaker 2: at the historicity of it, Easter itself is actually inherently Christian.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not even saying that they stole from Pagans.
Speaker 3: I think that they were actually trying to merge the two,
Speaker 3: because if you mean about it, like these are the
Speaker 3: new gods, you need to be worshiping Pagans and you know,
Speaker 3: actually the old gods that you were talking to were
Speaker 3: gonna label them all as evil, demonic kind of things.
Speaker 3: And you know, obviously from a Christian standpoint that is
Speaker 3: true because there's only one you know, true God being
Speaker 3: Jesus whatever.
Speaker 4: But like, I don't know, dude, like the merging of
Speaker 4: the two is. I don't know. I feel like it's
Speaker 4: kind of sinister.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I can tell you from my personal
Speaker 2: experience that.
Speaker 4: Demons are real, and they they referring.
Speaker 2: To the word.
Speaker 4: That's all I was saying. I'm just I'm I'm aware
Speaker 4: that there are evil minions, you know, according to the
Speaker 4: Christian and Jewish law and stuff like that. I'm just
Speaker 4: saying the word demon is not correct fair, Okay, I mean,
Speaker 4: you know what, I kind of want to search up
Speaker 4: that term now because I think that, and and I'm
Speaker 4: sure maybe other people would disagree with me. I feel
Speaker 4: like we lost the original terms like and nobody knows
Speaker 4: how to refer to these things like and we talk
Speaker 4: about it, like with with Jesus.
Speaker 3: And you know how his name was never Jesus. There
Speaker 3: was never any j's or anything like that. But even still,
Speaker 3: whenever people call on Jesus, they still, you know, experience
Speaker 3: the presence of Jesus. So I think it still works
Speaker 3: that way. But I would know who you're calling, right,
Speaker 3: But I don't know, I just what if I don't know?
Speaker 3: You know what it's like saying God, like we he
Speaker 3: knows who you're talking to? Yes, God, is not his
Speaker 3: actual name, like you know, hell Yahweh is not even
Speaker 3: considered to be his name depending on who you ask.
Speaker 3: But whenever you call upon him, he knows who you're calling,
Speaker 3: like it's you know, it's all good. And that's like
Speaker 3: saying in Spanish Jesus, Well that's not really Jesus, because
Speaker 3: he knows who the fuck you're calling.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's what it was.
Speaker 4: Should deem That's what the word was, should should them
Speaker 4: became demon? Yeah, yeah, it says uh.
Speaker 3: The original Hebrew word for for demon is something in
Speaker 3: Hebrew which refers to spirits or demons in Jewish mythology,
Speaker 3: should dim s h e d i m are not
Speaker 3: strictly evil entities, but are considered the gods of foreigners
Speaker 3: and are associated with practices like child sacrifice in ancient texts.
Speaker 3: But that's the original word for demon in the Torah
Speaker 3: is should dim.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: So then when they made it Greek, made it Hellenistic,
Speaker 2: they kind of looped it all into the same word.
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 2: I get that, but I mean that's even I don't
Speaker 2: want to say a missedolmer. But the Coptic Christians in Egypt,
Speaker 2: that is the final iteration of the ancient Egyptian language
Speaker 2: is Coptic Egyptian, which is still spoken in small circles
Speaker 2: today by that group, and you can even look it up.
Speaker 2: That's that's considered the final iteration of the ancient Egyptian language.
Speaker 2: So that's how we have any kind of basis of
Speaker 2: guessing of what these hieroglyphs could be pronounced as in
Speaker 2: the verbal sense, because they're Rosetta stone.
Speaker 4: Then you compare it with the Coptics and all of that.
Speaker 2: So there are there are examples where certain language groups
Speaker 2: kind of stuck through even still to this day, but
Speaker 2: it's it's few and far between for sure.
Speaker 3: I just I think that if you're if you have
Speaker 3: an exorcist and it's saying get out of this body,
Speaker 3: you evil demon, and it's like, you know what if
Speaker 3: the demon doesn't go by that? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: What if you said should dim? And he's like, oh fuck,
Speaker 3: you really coming on some old school shit now, now
Speaker 3: you got my attention. And I think that that's because
Speaker 3: you hear about certain exorcisms, And to be honest, I
Speaker 3: don't believe in exorcisms.
Speaker 4: I don't buy any of that bullshit. But I appreciate them. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know exactly what's going on right there.
Speaker 3: But but I think that if you're gonna be calling
Speaker 3: on a spirit, you should call it by the original
Speaker 3: name and not what it's translated and translated and translated.
Speaker 4: To depends on what language it's speaking to you in.
Speaker 4: I mean, so if it's speaking English, you call it
Speaker 4: a demon. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: If it's speaking to you in English, that means it
Speaker 2: wants to have a conversation in English, so you would
Speaker 2: speak to it in that language. Yeah, you could start
Speaker 2: spitting your Latin at it, but like, if it's comfortable
Speaker 2: speaking to you in English, you can fight it on
Speaker 2: those terms. You don't have to go to its original
Speaker 2: text and original Hebrew to get to the source of it.
Speaker 3: Like, I mean, I actually think that most people that
Speaker 3: have a quote unquote demon inside of them that they
Speaker 3: need to be exercised from. I think they just lost it, bro.
Speaker 3: I think that they're just not there anymore. Like, I
Speaker 3: don't think that I don't believe in demon taking over
Speaker 3: kind of shit. Personally, I'm not saying that it's wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm just staying from my own point of view. I
Speaker 3: don't believe in that kind of shit, but I do
Speaker 3: think that people absolutely can go crazy, and people absolutely
Speaker 3: can go schizophrenic, and they absolutely can take on the
Speaker 3: identity of what they would consider a demon.
Speaker 4: There are there's ways of telling one from the other.
Speaker 2: Like every person that's suffering from psychosis is not possessed
Speaker 2: by a demon. There's some very clear indicators to those
Speaker 2: who are trained to look for these things to say
Speaker 2: that this is demonic possession versus this is a person
Speaker 2: who's having a psychotic breakdown. Like there's there's very clear differences.
Speaker 3: Maybe, uh, spirit animal, go ahead, you've had your hand
Speaker 3: raised and looks like you're having an exorcistem kind of
Speaker 3: happen happening right now, sir, so go ahead.
Speaker 5: Well, the demons we're not with.
Speaker 6: The reason why we don't know the actual names is
Speaker 6: because if we do know the names will be it
Speaker 6: will be in.
Speaker 5: Control of them.
Speaker 6: That's uh, that's how Solomon was that and he also
Speaker 6: had a wing, but that's was how he was able
Speaker 6: to control the demons and how he used them to
Speaker 6: build a temple. If you know the names of these deities,
Speaker 6: you have power over them, and they don't like it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I guess, I just I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think that that's more mythology than it is real
Speaker 3: life personally, nothing I mean, nothing that gets people to
Speaker 3: believe it. I just think that, you know, religions for
Speaker 3: a long time have tried to instill fear, and that
Speaker 3: is one of its main tools that it uses, is
Speaker 3: to say that a demon can literally take over your
Speaker 3: entire body. And I think that honestly, you know, you
Speaker 3: look at the Bible, dude, it says fear not or
Speaker 3: do not fear three hundred and sixty five fucking times.
Speaker 3: And I believe I believe the reason why they say
Speaker 3: that is because fear breeds things, okay, like and maybe
Speaker 3: they're called thought forms, maybe they're called tulpa's, maybe they're
Speaker 3: just called you know, another version of an identity that
Speaker 3: you may take on. But the fear vibration literally whenever
Speaker 3: you're encompassing fear is what some people might say, Oh,
Speaker 3: the fear is essentially the opening to the portal for
Speaker 3: the demon to come into your life. And you know,
Speaker 3: if you're looking at it that way, just philosophically, I
Speaker 3: could stand that, but literally, like I'm talking about real
Speaker 3: literally shit, what I believe is actually happening is just
Speaker 3: that your fear is overcoming you and your mind is
Speaker 3: playing into it, because dude, our mind are.
Speaker 4: Like our eyes, and our mind are just filters.
Speaker 3: We only have access to about ten percent of it,
Speaker 3: as the DMTX study showed, and so it's going to
Speaker 3: fill in the fucking blanks. And if it's like you're,
Speaker 3: if you're encompassing that fear and it's literally taking over
Speaker 3: your entire body, it's going to start to build a
Speaker 3: fucking image. And the same respect, think about it like this,
Speaker 3: whenever you first fall in love with somebody, right like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm just every second of every day
Speaker 3: is just the most amazing thing.
Speaker 2: It almost seems like there's.
Speaker 4: A beautiful aura around literally everything that you look at,
Speaker 4: Like these vibrations essentially manifest themselves in these weird ways.
Speaker 4: And I think that fear may manifest whatever you would
Speaker 4: be most scared of. And if you're religious, the most
Speaker 4: scary thing that you can imagine would be a demon.
Speaker 2: So the on behalf of somebody with first hand accounts
Speaker 2: of these things exorcisms as well as seeing a demon,
Speaker 2: I can tell you that that is that is incorrect
Speaker 2: at least for what you're saying. There's a reason why angels,
Speaker 2: even whenever they make their appearance, they say do not
Speaker 2: be afraid, because an angel alone could be scary to
Speaker 2: somebody who, like you said, we only have human minds
Speaker 2: and human eyes, and we only can see things that
Speaker 2: we can perceive, right, we can only use ten percent
Speaker 2: of our brains, and unless we already have some sort
Speaker 2: of preconceived notion of what these things would look like,
Speaker 2: we're gonna fill in the gaps. And typically you'd be
Speaker 2: terrified to see a spinning, glowing wheel with.
Speaker 4: Eyes and shit.
Speaker 2: There's a reason why they say not to be afraid
Speaker 2: because initial response saying with an alien, if you just
Speaker 2: saw an alien for the first time, you'd probably be
Speaker 2: a little scared because you don't know what the fuck
Speaker 2: that thing is. There's a reason why the good ones
Speaker 2: tell you not to be afraid, and the bad ones
Speaker 2: have no problem with you being afraid.
Speaker 4: Well, they feed off of it.
Speaker 2: Well they can not, all of them do, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean it can't feed off of it. I guess
Speaker 2: my point is is that you don't hear I mean,
Speaker 2: unless you were raised that way, And I don't know
Speaker 2: what I don't know. I'm perfectly okay with being wrong
Speaker 2: on this. This is just my view of the world
Speaker 2: as it.
Speaker 3: Is right now and everything that I've accumulated as far
Speaker 3: as knowledge up to this point. But I think that
Speaker 3: I think that I think that our minds are so
Speaker 3: much more powerful than what we really believe, and that
Speaker 3: whenever you encompass a certain vibration, it almost manifests itself
Speaker 3: in front of you. And I think that if you
Speaker 3: grew up in the church, or if you grew up
Speaker 3: to be scared of these kinds of things, then that's
Speaker 3: probably what would happen. Like, why is it that people
Speaker 3: that like I, for example, I didn't grow up in
Speaker 3: the church. I've been to church, you know, I didn't
Speaker 3: grow up that way. But whenever I think of fear,
Speaker 3: I don't think of a little demonic type of minion
Speaker 3: or whatever. I mean, maybe I imagine some fucking skinwalker
Speaker 3: or whatever, a shadow being or whatever.
Speaker 2: But that's relative, isn't it. It's relative to the person
Speaker 2: exactly my point here or not?
Speaker 4: That's my point?
Speaker 3: Well, why is it that most people who are didn't
Speaker 3: grow up in the church or in religion? How is
Speaker 3: it that most people I mean, I can't speak for everybody,
Speaker 3: but everybody that I've ever talked to that didn't grow
Speaker 3: up that way have never come in contact or witnessed
Speaker 3: anything like a demon.
Speaker 2: I've talked to at this point, probably hundreds, I would say,
Speaker 2: over two. That's why I'm saying that term that have
Speaker 2: had some sort of experience with a shadow figure, a
Speaker 2: shadow man, something that torn into them as a kid,
Speaker 2: even people that did not grow up in the church.
Speaker 4: So to your point, I believe they have. They may
Speaker 4: not know how to call it. I agree, but I'm
Speaker 4: talking about you saw what you know was a demon, right.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that demon until way later in life though,
Speaker 2: when I was five seeing this thing for the first time,
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was a demon. But it looked
Speaker 2: like a traditional demon, and it looks like my grandmother
Speaker 2: before it morphed. I'm talking about when it did morph.
Speaker 2: I had no idea what a demon would look like.
Speaker 2: I wasn't brought up with demonic imagery or like make
Speaker 2: sure you watch out for this because they'll come get you.
Speaker 4: Like that is not the house I grew up in.
Speaker 2: Dude, I didn't know what I was looking at that
Speaker 2: I didn't realize what it was until I.
Speaker 4: Was sixteen and it made a second appearance.
Speaker 2: So I mean that's the thing though, it's the same
Speaker 2: with it, Like you said, the spirit of fear, and
Speaker 2: I'll give you that. Like a child, which fine, they
Speaker 2: could be brought up in whatever fucking house or an
Speaker 2: agnostic house or whatever. Okay, if their closet door is
Speaker 2: open and they see something in there and they have
Speaker 2: no clue what it is, but they're immediately scared of
Speaker 2: it because it is something that's out of the ordinary,
Speaker 2: and their mind will play tricks on them. They turn
Speaker 2: on the light and they see it's a sweatshirt that
Speaker 2: was kind of baled up. They forgot was there. But
Speaker 2: in that moment, they thought it was a monster in
Speaker 2: their closet or something like that.
Speaker 4: That's not something that's taught.
Speaker 2: That's not a thing that like, Oh, because you were
Speaker 2: raised Christian, you would think that would be a demon
Speaker 2: or because you monsters ain't too many times you thought
Speaker 2: it was a monster in your closet. No, it's just
Speaker 2: the human mind will play tricks, And I mean, I
Speaker 2: agree with that. I just think that these the majority,
Speaker 2: if not every single one of these demonic or evil kind.
Speaker 3: Of experiences are just fear made manifest.
Speaker 4: I can tell you one hundred percent that's an accurate brother.
Speaker 3: How would you know, though, because you were scared at
Speaker 3: a certain point.
Speaker 2: I'm not for the first few times I saw it.
Speaker 2: The first few times I saw it, it was it
Speaker 2: looked like my grandmother. I was never afraid of it.
Speaker 2: It wasn't feeding off of my fear at that time.
Speaker 2: It was gaining my trust.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you were also a child at that time,
Speaker 3: and so if it had just been an imaginary friend
Speaker 3: at first, I mean, let's look at it from a
Speaker 3: completely different perspective. Let's just say we don't know what
Speaker 3: the fuck this is, and let's look at it from
Speaker 3: a completely outside perspective. Is it possible that you just
Speaker 3: like missed your grandma and you turned her into somewhat
Speaker 3: of an imaginary friend, and then.
Speaker 4: That's what I thought it was and for a good while.
Speaker 3: Okay, and then something happens, maybe you had a bad day,
Speaker 3: maybe something sparks some fear inside of you, and now
Speaker 3: your imaginary friend turns on you.
Speaker 4: And that's not how imaginary friends work.
Speaker 2: Usually, imaginary friends do exactly what you want them to do.
Speaker 4: Because they're in your your imagination. Unless you start to
Speaker 4: give them a little bit of power. You cann't believe
Speaker 4: that you.
Speaker 2: Can give a make believe object power.
Speaker 4: I don't believe that's how that works.
Speaker 3: Is that not what literally every tradition has talked about
Speaker 3: with their gods and their idle worship.
Speaker 2: That's not handing over their their power in some sense. Yeah,
Speaker 2: to a false idol which is not going to answer
Speaker 2: you back. You can believe in this statue all you want,
Speaker 2: the statue's never going to actually talk back to you.
Speaker 4: I disagree. That's that's literally how the majority of the
Speaker 4: ancient religions were doing. They were putting all of their
Speaker 4: like they would literally they would sit outside and they
Speaker 4: would manage, you know, meditate to it or pray to
Speaker 4: it or something like that, and it would animate, maybe
Speaker 4: animate in their mind. Maybe their their eyes are closed,
Speaker 4: maybe they hear a message or something like that. But
Speaker 4: absolutely these things are coming to life into them.
Speaker 2: No, it didn't. Now, maybe their prayer got answered so
Speaker 2: that they would think it was the case, but it's
Speaker 2: not like the statue actually moved and spoke to them
Speaker 2: or any of these things, or it answered them telepathically
Speaker 2: or anything like this. Yeah, you had the oracles, but
Speaker 2: that's that's They weren't talking to a statue in the
Speaker 2: statue talking back to them. They were high as a kite,
Speaker 2: getting answers, always in a question for him, always super misleading,
Speaker 2: and always painting with the broadest brush to where they
Speaker 2: were never actually wrong, which we know people like that
Speaker 2: today as a matter of fact. But it's that's not
Speaker 2: the same thing. Like when they would make a sacrifice
Speaker 2: to Mercury or to Toth or to whatever, these statues
Speaker 2: weren't coming to life, even in their imagination. Now they
Speaker 2: left their offering, and then a couple weeks later the
Speaker 2: thing that they wanted to happen happened. Then they would say, oh,
Speaker 2: it was mercury that made this happen. But it's not
Speaker 2: the same thing by any means.
Speaker 3: I guess where I'm trying to go with this is that,
Speaker 3: you know, especially with using psychedelics and shit, what if
Speaker 3: they're If psychedelics has taught me anything, it's to how
Speaker 3: to look at every single thing from another perspective. And
Speaker 3: that's what my mind just works on all day. And
Speaker 3: I'm not sitting here saying that people's experiences are wrong
Speaker 3: or anything. I'm just trying to look at it from
Speaker 3: another angle, like how else could you look at it?
Speaker 3: And that's kind of like because I used to think
Speaker 3: there was I'm not going to say the name because
Speaker 3: I know you don't appreciate people like fuck it, I'll
Speaker 3: say it. Deary Allnka, also known as Bashar. He used
Speaker 3: to say this one thing, that life inherently has no
Speaker 3: meaning that I disagree that the only meaning that it
Speaker 3: has is what you give to it.
Speaker 4: It's a very gnostic look at it.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 4: That's actually how I feel as well.
Speaker 3: But I think that if we're looking at this world
Speaker 3: like it's a simulation or a matrix, then that's kind
Speaker 3: of what it would be though, right.
Speaker 2: So, the way that the Gnostics viewed things was that
Speaker 2: everything spiritual was good and everything physical must be evil.
Speaker 2: That's why they also didn't believe in having children or
Speaker 2: having sex, because children are inherently evil because they are
Speaker 2: a physical creature. And so the Gnostics that's also another
Speaker 2: reason why their numbers never grew much, not only because
Speaker 2: they were being hunted down, but because they thought that
Speaker 2: everything of the physical world is inherently ugly and bad.
Speaker 2: I respectfully disagree. I believe that we were made in
Speaker 2: God's image. I believe that we were all put here
Speaker 2: for a purpose, and it is our job to live
Speaker 2: up to that standard.
Speaker 4: That's just me. But yeah, there's.
Speaker 3: Different, you know, ways of looking at that as well.
Speaker 3: Like if you think even back to the Gnostics, I mean,
Speaker 3: before the Gnostics came about, the Christian Gnostics came about,
Speaker 3: there was Plato and you know, the whole Platonism kind
Speaker 3: of thing and basically looking at the physical realm as
Speaker 3: the farthest emanation from the original source. And so if
Speaker 3: you look at it from that angle, you could kind
Speaker 3: of understand what they meant that you don't want to
Speaker 3: bring another physical thing into this reality because it's just
Speaker 3: like the Hindus used to teach, is that this reality,
Speaker 3: all physical reality is, is called what they used to
Speaker 3: call maya, which is essentially illusion right, And I think
Speaker 3: to a certain extent, most people can agree with that
Speaker 3: that they're like this, this is not the real shit,
Speaker 3: Like there's something more beyond this.
Speaker 2: Platonism in the Vedics are completely conflicting ideologies. The fact
Speaker 2: that you just brought that in at the same thought
Speaker 2: is wild to me.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just talking about certain perspectives from it. I'm
Speaker 3: not talking about as a whole. I'm not comparing the
Speaker 3: whole thing. That's how I look at things. I take
Speaker 3: little bits and pieces and try and see where they
Speaker 3: were connecting and what they were trying to say that
Speaker 3: could possibly align even with them.
Speaker 2: Platonism, they didn't hate having children, right, They thought that, yeah,
Speaker 2: the human form might be the furthest way from the
Speaker 2: god teer, don't get me wrong, But it didn't mean
Speaker 2: that everything around us is inherently bad. Platonism was trying
Speaker 2: to reunite with the Source. Gnostics were trying to basically
Speaker 2: get rid of the physical to only envelop the source.
Speaker 2: And they thought that you could have salvation through knowledge.
Speaker 2: I respectfully disagree with if you think about it. That's
Speaker 2: really all monks are trying to do. Essentially, whenever they
Speaker 2: devote their life to me, meditation, and everything, they are
Speaker 2: separating themselves from the physical world and going to the
Speaker 2: inner world or going to you know. That's that's like
Speaker 2: because they know that this world is an illusion and
Speaker 2: that this is not the real one. They don't want
Speaker 2: to mess around in the real one or the fake
Speaker 2: one essentially. I don't think that they're trying, but they're
Speaker 2: also going internal. That's what the meditation is. It's going
Speaker 2: internal into a physical being. So you're already looking for
Speaker 2: knowledge within a bum source that's already in permanent and
Speaker 2: correct and by the Gnostics evil, So why would you
Speaker 2: go internal into evil to develop some sort of spiritual enlightenment?
Speaker 4: It makes sense.
Speaker 2: Internal doesn't mean I'm going into my brain, or I'm
Speaker 2: going into my liver, or I'm going into my kidneys.
Speaker 4: No, internal, there's an internal world.
Speaker 3: That what they believe and what of a lot of
Speaker 3: Gnostics and neo Platonists and you know, Pantheists believe is
Speaker 3: that the internal world is like that's that's the connection
Speaker 3: to God essentially, or to the all or as the Platonist.
Speaker 4: Would call, the one the one source kind of thing.
Speaker 3: And that's you, Uh, there's a there's a saying that
Speaker 3: I believe it was Carl Jung said, those who uh
Speaker 3: look outside of them dream and those who look inside awake.
Speaker 3: Like that's the kind of shit that I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: That's what I believe that all of the the Gnostics
Speaker 3: and the Buddhists were essentially all talking about and I
Speaker 3: personally I can align with that, you know, just and
Speaker 3: just in my own way. Whenever I meditate, I'm not like, oh,
Speaker 3: look at my internal nipples. No, it's has nothing to
Speaker 3: do with my body at all.
Speaker 4: Now it's your mind. You're going inside your own mind.
Speaker 3: No, No, you're setting your you're setting your mind apart
Speaker 3: from it. Even like actually a mantra within meditation. It
Speaker 3: to get you deeper in meditation, you say, I'm not
Speaker 3: the body, I'm not even the mind. It's to become
Speaker 3: aware of the thoughts that occur in your mind, but
Speaker 3: not attach yourself to them. And and whenever you cannot attach,
Speaker 3: whenever you learn to not attach yourself to your thoughts,
Speaker 3: that's whenever you just become ultimate awareness. And that's when
Speaker 3: I believe that would be the great I am. And
Speaker 3: you don't even all right, So your brain is saying
Speaker 3: I'm not even the mind. Your mind is saying that
Speaker 3: you're not the mind. And somehow that separates you from
Speaker 3: the mind. You're yeah, you're not the mind. The mind
Speaker 3: is just something. It's programmable, that's it. It's just a
Speaker 3: programmable thing that is just continuously happening. It's like your
Speaker 3: liver is filtering, and you know your bowels are doing
Speaker 3: what it's doing.
Speaker 4: Your mind is just another thing. Like that's okay, So
Speaker 4: saying it like that.
Speaker 2: So if I can go on my computer and make
Speaker 2: a program for it to say I'm not the computer,
Speaker 2: I'm not even the motherboard, and I make it do
Speaker 2: that on repeat, it's still the computer and the motherboards
Speaker 2: that are making it say that, like it's not. You
Speaker 2: can't separate the computer from the computer right now.
Speaker 4: That works. The computer is man made, whereas we're not.
Speaker 2: You are man made. You were made from your mom
Speaker 2: and dad. Dude, my physical human body. Yes, I get that,
Speaker 2: but that's not who we are. This is a temporary
Speaker 2: meet too.
Speaker 3: We talk about all the time, Yeah, who we are,
Speaker 3: So get back to who you are by going internal essentially?
Speaker 3: Is that that's with all of that gnosissism and like
Speaker 3: like almost every other sect like that, that's what all
Speaker 3: they're talking about, is separating yourself from your body, from
Speaker 3: your mind, from this physical world.
Speaker 4: Be of this world, but not in this world kind
Speaker 4: of thing. Right. That's like Bible says that.
Speaker 3: Shit, it's to separate yourself, it's to separate you the spirit,
Speaker 3: the soul, whatever it is, to separate that from your
Speaker 3: physical body, from the physical existence, from the material reality,
Speaker 3: that there's a there's a there's a split, and you
Speaker 3: can do that.
Speaker 2: You can experience what it's.
Speaker 3: Like to not be that anymore through meditation. Dying will
Speaker 3: do that, but through meditation you can also achieve that
Speaker 3: as well. All right, that's amazing that you've never And
Speaker 3: the reason why I say that is and that's kind
Speaker 3: of what I taken, you know, from my whole damn
Speaker 3: t trip with the void and everything, because everything was
Speaker 3: gone and all that was left was just my awareness
Speaker 3: of nothingness. So inherently that's all I was, Like, that
Speaker 3: was no, I was nothing, but I was also everything
Speaker 3: at the same exact time, Like your awareness is all
Speaker 3: you are, Like, that is what consciousness is, That is
Speaker 3: what the soul is, that is what the spirit is.
Speaker 3: It's just your awareness, it's your breath, like that's to
Speaker 3: the core, that's all we are. And that's all I'm
Speaker 3: trying to get to within meditation and shit like that.
Speaker 3: So I know that that sounds crazy to some people
Speaker 3: who've never experienced it, but once you do, it's next
Speaker 3: level shit, dude, Like you you will completely look at
Speaker 3: this world in a completely different way. Anyway, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get off my high horse. I just I don't even
Speaker 3: know how we got in that rabbit hole, but don't
Speaker 3: know d we went deep on that one.
Speaker 4: Sorry about that.
Speaker 3: I know that not everybody's here for that kind of shit,
Speaker 3: but I'm looking for the answers to this reality.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. I'm trying to figure it out.
Speaker 2: I can give you the answers, but you're not gonna
Speaker 2: like them.
Speaker 3: I mean, I appreciate that those are your answers. No,
Speaker 3: Matthew Lane said, did anyone here in the chat? Did
Speaker 3: anyone in the chat hear the primary water conversation? Thank
Speaker 3: you again, Jens can't wait to do more. Teddy Milk
Speaker 3: Junkie said, I listened to it yesterday. What a fucking conversation.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I am sorry that I had technical issues and could
Speaker 2: not continue, but I need to go back and listen
Speaker 2: to it now. I've been told by many people that
Speaker 2: it was insane.
Speaker 3: That was one of the better episodes we've done, for sure.
Speaker 3: I mean, and I wasn't even even though you dipped out,
Speaker 3: well you had to because you're fucking good.
Speaker 4: When are you gonna get a new computer?
Speaker 2: I need one. I know I have like big bills
Speaker 2: that are on the horizon for me. But here soon, here,
Speaker 2: before the end of the year, I'm gonna be getting
Speaker 2: like a proper computer.
Speaker 4: So that's gonna happen very well. Just go get a
Speaker 4: best Buy credit card or some shit. Shit, my credit
Speaker 4: was good enough to get a proof for one. I would.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what your credit has to be
Speaker 2: to get a best Buy card, to be honest.
Speaker 4: I think mine was only like six hundred whenever I
Speaker 4: got one. Huh, Okay, I might be able to get one.
Speaker 3: Then fuck Spirit Animal. Did you listen to the Primary
Speaker 3: Water episode, sir.
Speaker 6: I did, And it kind of makes sense that they're
Speaker 6: met there in Florida because they're well, I personally don't
Speaker 6: really believe it, but there's a lot of uh, there's
Speaker 6: a theory that the Garden of the Eating actually situates
Speaker 6: in Florida, right up a couple hundred miles from the
Speaker 6: Florida Georgia line.
Speaker 5: But yeah, dude, but it kind of makes sense.
Speaker 6: When you realize that there's Egyptian markings in the Grand
Speaker 6: Canyon and that a lot of the types of trees
Speaker 6: that is described in the Garden of Eating Eating also
Speaker 6: kind of matches up down in Florida. And I believe
Speaker 6: it was Ponce de Leon that said he found the
Speaker 6: fountain that he was trying to find the Fountain of East,
Speaker 6: but he found the flat springs in Florida that made
Speaker 6: him feel rejuvenated and all.
Speaker 4: So it makes sense, I believe it, dude.
Speaker 3: And if you look at it like that, whole the
Speaker 3: whole water system in general, it's literally like it's taking
Speaker 3: out all of the good nutrients and the good minerals
Speaker 3: from the water that would be rejuvenating, and it's pumping
Speaker 3: them full of fucking chlorine and things that aren't necessarily
Speaker 3: even good for you. Now I understand the whole idea
Speaker 3: of running chlorine through it to be able to, you know,
Speaker 3: clean it up, because essentially, like a lot of it's
Speaker 3: like sewer water or whatever it is. I get it,
Speaker 3: But that's not the way I think. I think that dude,
Speaker 3: with the amount of water that she was saying was
Speaker 3: essentially in that pocket, it was enough to literally serve
Speaker 3: the entire state of Florida. And who's to say that
Speaker 3: almost every state or almost every region of the country
Speaker 3: wouldn't have something like that to where we can just
Speaker 3: hook straight up to that to that water source. But
Speaker 3: they don't want that because they don't want us to
Speaker 3: be healthy. It's a six society. They feed off of
Speaker 3: the six society, and that's just the way it is.
Speaker 6: And also if they do that, the water could probably
Speaker 6: help de calcify the pineal gland, which they open up
Speaker 6: more people to the spirit, realm and all and open
Speaker 6: up their eyes. But they can't do that because they
Speaker 6: want to be in power. That's why they're trying to
Speaker 6: divide us. They're trying to use race, they're trying to
Speaker 6: use all the bullshit to try to keep us dipatters
Speaker 6: so that they could have us wipe.
Speaker 5: Each other out so they can stay in power.
Speaker 3: And that's the thing like we've done, you know, some
Speaker 3: crazy episodes on fluoride, and you know how we say
Speaker 3: that it calcifies your pineal gland. But I think that
Speaker 3: actually goes even farther beyond that. I mean, because that's
Speaker 3: something that I mean, maybe you'd be able to prove.
Speaker 3: I'm not a surgeon, I can't see it, but what
Speaker 3: I will say is that I believe that essentially fluoride
Speaker 3: is a it's like a almost like a mineral version
Speaker 3: of hypnosis in a sense. You think about it right,
Speaker 3: like it's putting you into a trance like state or
Speaker 3: a dulled out kind of state to where you'd be
Speaker 3: more open to suggestion. That's why everybody's so polarizing whenever
Speaker 3: it comes to politics or literally anything nowadays, Like every
Speaker 3: single thing that is brought up in the world, doesn't
Speaker 3: matter what it is, everything is polarizing. Think we just
Speaker 3: had that conversation about the one gorilla versus one hundred men.
Speaker 3: How polarizing was that topic? And I think that the
Speaker 3: reason why, you know, they dull people out with fluoride
Speaker 3: is to keep the people at odds, keep them in
Speaker 3: a basically a hypnotic trance essentially, and that's the easiest
Speaker 3: way to be able to control them. That's that's what
Speaker 3: I believe fluoride actually does. And so yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: think that that fucking natural spring water is gonna have
Speaker 3: any that bullshit in there. We talk about how Hitler was,
Speaker 3: you know, putting fluoride in the water, which is only
Speaker 3: like one or two parts per million, and what we're
Speaker 3: putting in our water system now is like tenfold stronger
Speaker 3: than that. It's crazy, like they what they care about
Speaker 3: us now, They're just gonna give away free fluoride because
Speaker 3: they care about our teeth. Get fucked. That's not what's
Speaker 3: happening at all.
Speaker 2: They the government.
Speaker 3: Nobody gives away anything for free without some kind of
Speaker 3: strings attached. I'm sorry the fact it's just not gonna happen.
Speaker 3: But honey Badger, what did you think about that episode, sir?
Speaker 3: I thought that one was a fucking banger.
Speaker 2: It puts the lotion on the skin, It puts the
Speaker 2: lotion on.
Speaker 4: Oh well, get away.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Boa was saying about the hierografphics and the Grand canon.
Speaker 4: Man. I was hearing some about Egypt being in Memphis.
Speaker 2: I've heard of this. Yeah, they say that the Mississippi
Speaker 2: River is the nile of this hemisphere. So like you know,
Speaker 2: then there's others that will say, no, it's the Amazon
Speaker 2: that is the nile of this But then when you
Speaker 2: find out that there is a massive crystal pyramid at
Speaker 2: the mouth of the Mississippi River, and that's confirmed by
Speaker 2: all scans that they've done, and we can't get to
Speaker 2: it because it's under three hundred foot of river silts
Speaker 2: and you know, the entire fucking river.
Speaker 4: It begs the question, you know, so you got to
Speaker 4: ask yourself this question.
Speaker 7: So it's like, why can't you buy to Mount Evers
Speaker 7: but you can't explore a Grand Canyon?
Speaker 8: Mmm?
Speaker 2: Now I understand for the safety conversation of it to
Speaker 2: a point. Yeah, they're down there though safely white homes man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's the part that kills me.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: Not letting people walk to uncharted areas of the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could see that being dangerous.
Speaker 2: Somebody could get you know, trip fuck up themselves and
Speaker 2: they could die.
Speaker 4: I'm with you on that. You're not even allowed to fly.
Speaker 2: Drones over certain areas of the Grand Canyon or you'll
Speaker 2: get like some dudes come and arrest you.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now we're in that level of what the fuck?
Speaker 7: But yet you can go to Utah and shit, go
Speaker 7: to Nutty Putty and squeeze the fucking three inch holes
Speaker 7: and ship and get stuck, you.
Speaker 4: Know what I'm saying. Yeah, that's you can do that, but.
Speaker 3: You can't well, and you know, we've had conversations with
Speaker 3: people who have literally gone off the beaten path whenever
Speaker 3: they go out to the Grand Canyon and they get
Speaker 3: like footage and shit, and yeah, like you'll you can
Speaker 3: see like strange like openings like doorways and everything that
Speaker 3: would obviously way too big of a doorway if a
Speaker 3: human's gonna go there, right, And and some some people
Speaker 3: might say, well, that's where the giants are living, or
Speaker 3: that's where the nephelom are whatever the fuck, But like
Speaker 3: it's way too damn weird that we're not allowed to
Speaker 3: go and see it. Whenever there's these doorways are literally there.
Speaker 3: There's Egyptian car or seemingly Egyptian carvings all over the
Speaker 3: Grand Canyon. And that's like we can't go there because
Speaker 3: they're worried about our safety.
Speaker 2: No red headed giants, dude, it's the fucking red headed giants.
Speaker 4: Just like be up, just like an article.
Speaker 7: Right, what was going on in the fifties, the Kreb War, Right,
Speaker 7: So what what was there for country that's kinetically fighting
Speaker 7: to say, hey, let's it is treated out to go here, bob,
Speaker 7: you're not gonna stop fighting fucking going on over there.
Speaker 4: Fighting?
Speaker 7: Well, not stop fighting in the time of fighting signed
Speaker 7: that peace treaty, but they didn't sign the street of
Speaker 7: stop fighting.
Speaker 4: That'll make any sense.
Speaker 3: I agree, dude, it's it's gonna be. It's going to
Speaker 3: remain one of the greatest mysteries of all time.
Speaker 2: We just had that expedition go to Antarctica and prove
Speaker 2: that the Earth is round.
Speaker 4: I thought that was dope. Which we are getting one
Speaker 4: of them on the show here soon.
Speaker 3: The flat earther guy that went down there, he's gonna
Speaker 3: be yeah, well used.
Speaker 4: To be flat earther.
Speaker 2: He is a born again round Earth these days he's
Speaker 2: a globe tard like me these days.
Speaker 4: But yeah, he's them on the show, and he lost
Speaker 4: following because of that. Well that was his whole stick.
Speaker 2: When a flat earther gets shown physics in the truth
Speaker 2: and they come public about it, yeah, their followers are
Speaker 2: not going to listen to them talk about what science
Speaker 2: has told us for you know.
Speaker 7: Ever, knights at a round table, what's the round table
Speaker 7: will circle right and it will be flat exactly.
Speaker 2: They weren't nights of the globe though, bro or knights
Speaker 2: of the sphere.
Speaker 3: But you right, oh yeah, well and that's uh, and
Speaker 3: we're gonna get that, gentleman on. I appreciate the honesty,
Speaker 3: you know, and what I what I don't appreciate is
Speaker 3: people that are like he was paid off and you know,
Speaker 3: they silenced him and they got to him and he's
Speaker 3: a fed now. And it's like, dude, if you listen
Speaker 3: to this guy, he doesn't want to admit that he
Speaker 3: was wrong, like people don't like admitting that they're wrong.
Speaker 4: But if essentially he came to the.
Speaker 3: Conclusion because in his mind he said, if the if
Speaker 3: the Earth is flat, then we shouldn't be able to
Speaker 3: see a twenty four hour son, shouldn't be able to
Speaker 3: see it. That was like that was his thing. He goes,
Speaker 3: if I if I go down to Antarctica and I
Speaker 3: see a twenty four hour son, then my model of
Speaker 3: the flat Earth is wrong. And so I don't even
Speaker 3: know if he's essentially saying that he's a globe eirther.
Speaker 3: Now he might be, but I think what he's saying
Speaker 3: is just that well, it's not what I thought it was.
Speaker 3: At least the model that he created was wrong.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: How many people have we talked to this said, no,
Speaker 2: I need to see it with my eyes. I need
Speaker 2: to do this and then I'll believe and I'll do
Speaker 2: this and I'll do this and it's like, well, we
Speaker 2: can also like, for instance, we've never seen the Pyramids
Speaker 2: of Egypt, we've seen pictures of it, and there wait pause, Jonathan,
Speaker 2: I see your face. Hold on, we can with real
Speaker 2: certainty even though we have never seen it. There's been
Speaker 2: enough people that we can trust right sources, and there's
Speaker 2: verified evidence that we can believe beyond any shadow of
Speaker 2: doubt that there are pyramids in Giza, right mm hmm,
Speaker 2: because we trust the sources that have said such. Okay,
Speaker 2: now I'm not saying we trust NASA, not saying that.
Speaker 2: I understand the reason for us not trusting NASA. What
Speaker 2: I'm saying is this guy was a trusted source within
Speaker 2: the flat Earth community. So for him to come forward
Speaker 2: and say that this is not true, you would think
Speaker 2: that maybe there'd be some people like, wait a minute,
Speaker 2: I trust this guy. He's been on our team for years.
Speaker 2: For him to say this, there has to be something
Speaker 2: to this. But no, of course not, because it's way
Speaker 2: easy to just oh, I write them off as.
Speaker 4: A fed Oh that's not true. Oh that's this, Oh
Speaker 4: that's this.
Speaker 2: And it's like so literally, unless you go up in
Speaker 2: a spaceship yourself and see space you're not gonna believe
Speaker 2: it's real. Well, then you're just gonna die not believing
Speaker 2: that it's real. And that's fine. It's not like your
Speaker 2: life is gonna be made any better or worse by this.
Speaker 2: But then it's like, what sources can you trust? You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. I understand you can't trust the
Speaker 2: agencies of a government. I agree with this, but where
Speaker 2: do you draw that line? As long as they agree
Speaker 2: with you, you'll believe them. Mike, that has kind of fucked.
Speaker 3: I've actually gotten to a point where I'm okay with
Speaker 3: not knowing. You know, like I don't necessarily have to
Speaker 3: believe this or I have to believe that, you know,
Speaker 3: because you do have to. It does require a fair
Speaker 3: amount of faith in government agencies all across the world
Speaker 3: that have gone up into alleged space. You have to
Speaker 3: put a certain amount of faith in them. And if
Speaker 3: there's one thing that we learned on this show is
Speaker 3: that you are not supposed to trust government Propa fucking Ganda.
Speaker 3: But the thing is that you don't know it's propaganda
Speaker 3: until it's too late, and so we don't know. You
Speaker 3: haven't gone to space. I haven't gone to space. I
Speaker 3: don't know anybody personally that has gone to space.
Speaker 2: You know what am I?
Speaker 4: What are we supposed to sit here with Katy Perry
Speaker 4: and fucking trust her?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't even think that she went to space to
Speaker 4: begin with.
Speaker 2: I know two people that are rocket engineers, one of
Speaker 2: them that helped in the late sixties early seventies and
Speaker 2: one of them that helps with elon shit.
Speaker 4: And I believe them. I believe.
Speaker 3: I believe that they believe those rockets are going to space.
Speaker 3: But how many times do we have to see the
Speaker 3: fucking thing glitch? How many times do we have to
Speaker 3: see fake video and fake pictures?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 3: And I know that a lot of people might say,
Speaker 3: I think you've even said, well, they don't have any
Speaker 3: actual footage because the van Allen radiation belt fries it up.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's a theory that they've been proposed.
Speaker 3: But I think that it's much more sa than that.
Speaker 3: I think that it's actually because you look at the
Speaker 3: actual rockets that are going up, bro, I think that
Speaker 3: these are I think it's fucking magic. I think it's witchcraft,
Speaker 3: is what they're doing, because they're all named some kind
Speaker 3: of God, some kind of Greek.
Speaker 4: God or whatever.
Speaker 3: And then you go over to like even the Hindus,
Speaker 3: they're calling it some kind of Hindu god going up
Speaker 3: in a rocket, and you know it's the Saturn five.
Speaker 3: It's like, well, then you look into the meaning of
Speaker 3: Saturn and you find out it's actually, you know what
Speaker 3: some people from the Christian sect might consider Satan for
Speaker 3: what it represents and everything, And yeah, I just I
Speaker 3: think that a lot of it's fucking more magic and
Speaker 3: more witchcraft, which is why I'm so obsessed with learning
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: So it doesn't make sense to you that they would
Speaker 2: name them certain things that would be up in the
Speaker 2: heavens quote unquote, like the gods, and since you're sending
Speaker 2: a rocket up there, you would name it something like that.
Speaker 4: That doesn't that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: No, no, what would you name it?
Speaker 4: The Alpha? The Charlie?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't name every car that i'd you don't.
Speaker 2: Why do you have to name it something?
Speaker 3: Just call it it's a fucking space shuttle that is
Speaker 3: going to allegedly space.
Speaker 4: So why? Oh no, I I name every vehicle that
Speaker 4: I own.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I've only ever named one of them, and
Speaker 3: that was the toaster but like my charger, you even.
Speaker 2: Give them actual names.
Speaker 4: They're not people. Dude, that's not that's not what I
Speaker 4: just said.
Speaker 2: Like, let me, let me just go ahead. You're hurting
Speaker 2: every single redneck and chat right now. I hope you understand.
Speaker 2: Let me off the entire bible bell. You know what,
Speaker 2: I wanna name my desk.
Speaker 3: My desk name is Fred now and every time the
Speaker 3: same It's an inanimate object.
Speaker 4: It's not the same thing. Bro.
Speaker 2: You got the vehicles you've never seen gone in sixty seconds.
Speaker 4: I love gone in sixty seconds. You got to name
Speaker 4: the car. It's developing a relationship with it.
Speaker 2: Right. Whenever you name.
Speaker 4: Something, I guess.
Speaker 5: And that's why.
Speaker 2: That's why, and.
Speaker 3: And and all the people who breed, who breed goats, chickens, dogs, cats, right, breeders,
Speaker 3: they literally don't name the puppies or the pops or
Speaker 3: the chicks or whatever. They don't name them because they
Speaker 3: don't want to become attached to them.
Speaker 2: So because you're gonna slaughter them, you're not gonna slaughter
Speaker 2: your car. You're gonna rely on your car to do
Speaker 2: things for you from time to time.
Speaker 3: But even puppies, if you're a breeder, you're not naming
Speaker 3: them because then you start to become attached to them. Basically,
Speaker 3: my point is is that the people that are sending
Speaker 3: named rockets up into space, it is some kind of
Speaker 3: You could say that it's some kind of relationship that
Speaker 3: you have, you know, just sentimentally, but I think that
Speaker 3: it's actually more sinister than that. I think that it's
Speaker 3: for the ritual, Like it's it's creating a tulpa, like
Speaker 3: that's what it's all about. Like I know people don't
Speaker 3: fucking get down with it, but I believe that that's
Speaker 3: absolutely what's going on.
Speaker 4: It's a fucking ritual.
Speaker 2: Every time, bro, I have named literally every single vehicle
Speaker 2: I've ever owned. But all right, no, I'm not hating
Speaker 2: on you. I mean that's cute, you.
Speaker 4: Know, different folks, I guess.
Speaker 3: I mean it's it's adorable actually that you name inanimate objects.
Speaker 3: You know, I remember my first imaginary friend too. But
Speaker 3: it's not real, you know what I'm saying. Tell all
Speaker 3: the good people in the chat.
Speaker 2: He doesn't speak for all of us, all right, most
Speaker 2: most people I know name their vehicles.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's a cute adage, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But it's.
Speaker 4: Anyway you're missing my point.
Speaker 3: My point is is that technically, whenever you name something,
Speaker 3: it almost takes on a life of itself, right, Like
Speaker 3: you become a lot more attached to the things that
Speaker 3: you name.
Speaker 4: And then would you not say that cars have a life.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying souls, not saying sentience, but would you
Speaker 2: not say that your motor has a certain life, it's
Speaker 2: only good for so many miles?
Speaker 3: And like, it's that whenever you look into Tulpa's and
Speaker 3: Eggregre's and actually understand what the fuck that is, you
Speaker 3: are essentially giving life to inanimate objects. And that's I'm
Speaker 3: not going to dive down into that. But within magic
Speaker 3: and witchcraft, which everybody says that, oh my god, the elites.
Speaker 4: Are practicing the occult.
Speaker 3: But then whenever I speak about what's actually you know,
Speaker 3: how I've been diving into the occult, everybody just thinks, oh, no,
Speaker 3: that's not what they're doing.
Speaker 2: It's like you can't appease anybody around here, you know,
Speaker 2: that may be what they're doing. I don't know that
Speaker 2: for a fact. I don't know what their intentions are,
Speaker 2: but at least why they would name it certain things
Speaker 2: that would you know, be of the celestial realm, And
Speaker 2: if they're sending these rockets into the celestial realm, it
Speaker 2: would make sense to me they would give it some
Speaker 2: sort of a nickname. But I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing every time they come up with
Speaker 2: operation blah blah blah. They're giving it a name. They're
Speaker 2: giving the operation a name. Are they giving the operation
Speaker 2: a tulpa or are they just giving it a moniker
Speaker 2: to where whenever they're having this conversation, everybody knows what
Speaker 2: they're talking about.
Speaker 4: I don't think that maybe both are happening at the
Speaker 4: same time. I don't know. I mean, and I believe
Speaker 4: that whether you're aware of it or not, it's happening.
Speaker 2: Huh, who knows?
Speaker 3: Because let's just say you're driving a shitty old shit
Speaker 3: box down the road and you never named it because
Speaker 3: I don't plan on driving this piece of shit for
Speaker 3: very long, So why would I give it a name?
Speaker 4: Right? But I name my first car Wrot Shehita because
Speaker 4: she was a hoodrat. But you were also young, so
Speaker 4: a ship box was awesome no matter what.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying now, like if you just got like
Speaker 3: a little fucking rice burner that you were, like, you
Speaker 3: know what this is a let's just say you got
Speaker 3: a rental You're not naming a rental car.
Speaker 4: Right, No?
Speaker 2: No, No, the cars that I own I name, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't just name every vehicle I ever sit in.
Speaker 2: And that'd be crazy.
Speaker 3: That would be crazy. I mean crazier actually, because what
Speaker 3: you're saying is crazy as well. But if anyway, why no,
Speaker 3: salute I love it.
Speaker 9: That was from a conversation earlier, Chris soul. I name
Speaker 9: all my vehicles too. My first vehicle's name was Jesse.
Speaker 9: He's beautiful, bad bitch truck. But yeah, no, I've always
Speaker 9: named my vehicles.
Speaker 8: But I mean, wouldn't it be like, I mean, I
Speaker 8: hear what you're seeing, but like, don't you need some
Speaker 8: kind of name to call said rocket and to like
Speaker 8: have them I'd easily identifiable when they discover.
Speaker 4: Anything or anything like that.
Speaker 9: I mean, like, yeah, you can meme it like x
Speaker 9: Q five four the blah blah blah. Right, but like
Speaker 9: if you named it zeus, it would be a hell
Speaker 9: of a lot easier to put down in history books.
Speaker 3: Sure, but the idea of a of a tulpa or
Speaker 3: an eggergre is that whenever you name it after somebody,
Speaker 3: like especially after like a character like Zeus or fucking
Speaker 3: Odin or whatever, they believe that it's taking on that spirit,
Speaker 3: and it's that the spirit of that name is going
Speaker 3: to make that vehicle stronger or whatever.
Speaker 4: That name, you know, uh encompasses essentially.
Speaker 2: I don't think that the leaders of these government agencies
Speaker 2: are smart enough to think that far ahead.
Speaker 3: I don't think that the leaders of the government agencies
Speaker 3: are the ones that are coming up with the names okay.
Speaker 9: That work for people too, Like if you mean a
Speaker 9: child after a.
Speaker 3: God, probably interesting now, I mean I'm not saying every
Speaker 3: aspect of it, but I mean words have meaning, right,
Speaker 3: We've done words words are spells essentially, and all words
Speaker 3: are is just uh thought made manifest right if you
Speaker 3: really think about it, and if you go even deeper
Speaker 3: with that, all words have a certain vibration. Every vibration
Speaker 3: is going to affect everybody. Somebody is something different. Like
Speaker 3: why like whenever you see a kid, you know, in
Speaker 3: a foreign land named Adolph, what's your first reaction?
Speaker 2: I mean that being said, how many Mohammads are running
Speaker 2: the earth right now? You know, I mean, how I
Speaker 2: named my dog Harley Quinn. But she's not a psycho bitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but maybe in your mind that's what she is
Speaker 3: in a sense. Maybe there's just some aspect of Harley
Speaker 3: Quinn that you really loved and you hope that you
Speaker 3: would encompass that.
Speaker 2: Like, honestly, I was gonna name her Hercules if she
Speaker 2: was a dude because of the stand loot, but Harley
Speaker 2: was close enough, and I also love motorcycles, so it
Speaker 2: kind of who fit. But then the ex wife is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: Harley Quinn, and I'm like, sure, let's go with Harley Quinn.
Speaker 2: It couldn't just be Harley, that'd be crazy. But yeah,
Speaker 2: she's a hog of a girl too.
Speaker 4: Ah, she's a good one. You're talking about the dog
Speaker 4: or the ex wife? Yeah, the dog, the dog.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I never met the ex wife. I know the dog,
Speaker 3: and I know that you went to high school with her.
Speaker 3: She I think she was younger than me though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was a few years behind you. You wouldn't
Speaker 2: have been able to pick her out of the crowd.
Speaker 2: She's your age. Uh, she was a.
Speaker 3: Year behind me, So I definitely want to have known
Speaker 3: her then. Spirit in anyway, go ahead, sir, you gotta
Speaker 3: unmute yourself.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I just that I had a fact. What we
Speaker 5: say it my boon for a second. You're welcome. I
Speaker 5: was just picked when you in in high school. It
Speaker 5: doesn't seem real.
Speaker 2: Did Jacob in high school?
Speaker 5: No, both of y'all.
Speaker 6: I'll just figure y'all both just came in existence in
Speaker 6: the Brown College.
Speaker 5: But Jacob in the Marine Corps.
Speaker 4: Oh god no, I was still wearing a uniform. But
Speaker 4: it was different, Jacob.
Speaker 3: Want do you ever want anybody to see a picture
Speaker 3: of you without a beard?
Speaker 2: Oh? Sure, fuck, I'll share one to chat right now.
Speaker 2: It's just share your screen, pull it up. Because he
Speaker 2: was a totally person dude, it's crazy. Let me find
Speaker 2: one to do this like, oh you know, I'll show y'all.
Speaker 2: Oh all right, I got you. I gotta turn my
Speaker 2: camera off. I'll show y'all the last time I shaved
Speaker 2: my face. I want to say. This is twenty seventeen,
Speaker 2: so y'all brace yourselves for this one.
Speaker 4: But keep talking.
Speaker 3: You might even lose a little bit of respect for
Speaker 3: Jacob whenever you see this picture, Like, that's how shattering
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 2: I look like an extra on the Sopranos. You do
Speaker 2: actually that that's funny, right. I thought I've heard someone
Speaker 2: say that, and I'm like, you know what, I'm mad.
Speaker 4: That you're correct, but also like, all right, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 4: Let's see what up.
Speaker 6: I remember what I was gonna talk about. You say
Speaker 6: you don't name your vehicles. It's funny. My very first
Speaker 6: vehicle was ah. I bought it from my dad for
Speaker 6: three hundred buck. I mean not but three grand. It
Speaker 6: was a It was a two thousand and two gmc
Speaker 6: yukon the other luxury edition.
Speaker 5: It was rebuilt.
Speaker 6: My dad bought it, but it was rebuilt by a
Speaker 6: guy who was racing and everything. When I bought it,
Speaker 6: I put a fifteen in it and everything, but I
Speaker 6: ended up I drove it to Buck and I didn't
Speaker 6: have a tag on it for in about a month straight.
Speaker 6: I was a bad dumb ass, but I the sheriff's car.
Speaker 6: I took it through a field and everything at around
Speaker 6: one o'clock in the morning without a tag or I
Speaker 6: cut the lights off and everything. I made it out.
Speaker 6: I made it out like a bandit. Hell she got
Speaker 6: one hundred.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I pushed a big ass over one hundred. I
Speaker 5: like to go fast.
Speaker 2: I want to go fast, all right. So on the
Speaker 2: picture that I just sent you, Jonathan, that is from
Speaker 2: March thirteenth, twenty eighteen.
Speaker 3: So I want you good cult members to prepare yourself
Speaker 3: for what you're about to see.
Speaker 4: Oh man, you're whatever.
Speaker 3: Whatever image of Jacob that you painted in your mind
Speaker 3: without a beard is incorrect. I just want you to
Speaker 3: know that, because this was phenomenal as this. Hold on,
Speaker 3: let me I texted to you so I could pull
Speaker 3: up on my computer. All right, word word, do that?
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Look at that. It's this is Jacob pre beard. Holy fuck? Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: this was all right. So I just got my first
Speaker 2: like actual company job for a plant and for the interview,
Speaker 2: I had to shave my face. I was so pissed
Speaker 2: because I had three years worth of growth and I
Speaker 2: had to shave it just to find out that the
Speaker 2: facility didn't require a shave.
Speaker 4: That was a motherfucker.
Speaker 2: But I'm telling you, man, you are handsome.
Speaker 4: I'm aware.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that, but also I know, but no, I
Speaker 2: prefer the beard. I think I look way better with
Speaker 2: the beard.
Speaker 4: Honey badger, what are your thoughts?
Speaker 2: Beard? No, beard.
Speaker 3: Does he look like a totally different shape shifting type
Speaker 3: of entity.
Speaker 2: I look like a douche like this.
Speaker 4: You look like a shady insurance for thoseman. Yeah, he's
Speaker 4: about to sell you a car that like. You know,
Speaker 4: you don't know how kids without your beard?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I feel that, dude.
Speaker 4: A beard is a sign that you can trust this
Speaker 4: without beard? Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Get it, man, absolutely get it, which is why I
Speaker 2: grow one.
Speaker 4: Because you look like Johnny tight Lip from the Simpsons. Johnny,
Speaker 4: I don't know it. I don't know the guy. We're
Speaker 4: gonna have to search that up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny tight Lips. Johnny tight Lip, he was a
Speaker 2: part of it. Sounds like a mafia guy. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I got that. I looked like an extra on the Sopranos. Man, Yo,
Speaker 2: I ain't mad at it.
Speaker 3: That's actually actually I'm not gonna lie, Jacob. You do
Speaker 3: look more like a fed without a beard. So I
Speaker 3: see why you grow it.
Speaker 2: Ah, it's for the cover. You know, it's my beard
Speaker 2: if you will your actual beard.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know how I found out about that term? I
Speaker 3: didn't know that that was a term. Uh yeah, so
Speaker 3: this is crazy. I back at I was like twenty fifteen,
Speaker 3: twenty sixteen. I was I was working at Rouse's Right Well,
Speaker 3: which is a grocery store, and I was working in
Speaker 3: the kitchen with this girl, and turns out she was
Speaker 3: a lesbian her entire life, right But we got along
Speaker 3: really well, and we were always talking about sports and
Speaker 3: shit as lesbians loved to do, which I love lesbians personally.
Speaker 3: But we got along and then we started to find
Speaker 3: an attraction to each other, and so we started dating,
Speaker 3: right and this was the first time. Yeah, it was
Speaker 3: the first time she'd ever dated a dude, and she
Speaker 3: might have dated one guy before.
Speaker 2: Look at Honey Badger's face, look at it, like boy
Speaker 2: what Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, it was weird because it started out really great,
Speaker 3: but then it started like not being great anymore. And
Speaker 3: so subconsciously in my mind, I'm like, wait a second,
Speaker 3: She like, you know, wanting to go play for the
Speaker 3: other side again or or what. And so she was like,
Speaker 3: you know, what's you know what you should do? You
Speaker 3: should she goes, you should grow a beard. She goes,
Speaker 3: it looks like your face actually can grow a full beard.
Speaker 3: You should grow one. I think you'd look handsome with one.
Speaker 3: And so I was like Okay, yeah, fuck it. I
Speaker 3: mean I always look you know, back in that time,
Speaker 3: I just always thought that people with beards looked like hobos,
Speaker 3: and so I didn't want to grow one, right, which
Speaker 3: is not wrong.
Speaker 4: Look at Jacob.
Speaker 3: If you saw him in the in the street, covered
Speaker 3: up with a newspaper, you'd be like, makes sense, right.
Speaker 4: Oh no, No.
Speaker 2: If I needed to look homeless, it takes about thirty
Speaker 2: seconds worth of prep work and I can, but at
Speaker 2: the same time, to look like I'm a respectable gentleman,
Speaker 2: it just takes a beard brush.
Speaker 4: You know. We locked in, so she.
Speaker 3: Told me to grow a beard, so I did, and
Speaker 3: then later on she ends up telling me, well, it's
Speaker 3: funny you know that they use a term called a beard, right,
Speaker 3: like with lesbians, which is essentially like it's like a
Speaker 3: cover that you know, a lesbian will did a dude
Speaker 3: and that's considered her beard. It's like a little cover
Speaker 3: so her family or her fear or her peers don't
Speaker 3: know that she's.
Speaker 4: Actually a lesbian. Right.
Speaker 3: It's like when Michael Jackson married a woman, It's like,
Speaker 3: you know, that wasn't real, you know what.
Speaker 4: I mean, Elvis Presley's daughter for that matter.
Speaker 3: Right, and so she told me that and I was like,
Speaker 3: wait a second, You're the one that told me to
Speaker 3: grow a beard. And then like the sex stop and
Speaker 3: it stopped, bro like completely, like out of nowhere, like
Speaker 3: for it was nobody was having sex anymore. And then
Speaker 3: I'd be like, what the fuck is going on? Like,
Speaker 3: am I being played like a fiddle?
Speaker 8: Rate?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Am I the beard?
Speaker 4: So you were at the beard?
Speaker 2: I was heard.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I learned about that term in high school.
Speaker 2: I had a friend of mine who was like not
Speaker 2: out of the closet, but wanted to be out of
Speaker 2: the closet and she didn't want people knowing for reasons,
Speaker 2: and so she had a beard. And that was a
Speaker 2: buddy of mine who was in rotc with us as
Speaker 2: a matter of fact. And it was crazy because there
Speaker 2: was like three or four dudes as she dated, and
Speaker 2: then when she came out to be lesbian, all of
Speaker 2: them were.
Speaker 4: Like, huh, a lot of things make sense.
Speaker 2: I'm to be honest with you, and it was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll bet it did, dude, I'll bet, But I.
Speaker 4: Mean I get it.
Speaker 3: You know, it's not a lot of people want to
Speaker 3: be out in the open about their sexuality because fear
Speaker 3: of judgment or whatever, especially if you grew up in
Speaker 3: like a religious family. It's not necessarily usually something that
Speaker 3: is celebrated.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, especially back in those days.
Speaker 2: These days, it would be celebrated for you to come
Speaker 2: out of the closet and all that, but at that
Speaker 2: time it was still I don't know. Still I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's gonna be celebrated by your family though,
Speaker 2: like the by the world, yes, but by your internal
Speaker 2: family maybe not well, at least during the late two thousands, right,
Speaker 2: or twenty tens or whatever the fuck you want to say,
Speaker 2: But between six and twenty ten, even if you were
Speaker 2: to come out, it's not like people at school were
Speaker 2: gonna be like super cool about that. They were way
Speaker 2: more accepting of lesbians than gay dudes coming out, I'll
Speaker 2: say that much. But uh, it's it was still something
Speaker 2: that you really wanted to keep close to your chest.
Speaker 2: And it's not like I went to a private school.
Speaker 2: I went to a fucking regular old public school. But
Speaker 2: even still, the culture at that time wasn't very accepting
Speaker 2: of the things.
Speaker 3: Honey Badger, if you had an experienced dating a lesbian female.
Speaker 4: Hold on.
Speaker 2: That got him?
Speaker 4: Uh, did did they have one thing in common with
Speaker 4: they all getting pegged?
Speaker 7: Say it again, the guys who was dating the lesbian,
Speaker 7: Were they all getting pegged or something like that. That's
Speaker 7: why it was like, Oh, some didn't, So that's that's
Speaker 7: why I'm making no sense.
Speaker 2: Uh No, No, all of them just thought it was
Speaker 2: crazy because she was a dime and didn't like have
Speaker 2: any kind of actual interest in anything sexual, even beyond
Speaker 2: like a kiss or something like that. And it's like,
Speaker 2: and this is in prime time when these you know,
Speaker 2: people were exploring as teenagers are one to do, and uh,
Speaker 2: it was just kind of a little nuanced things about
Speaker 2: her that they finally were like, huh, yeah, no, now
Speaker 2: that she's come out as lesbian, that actually makes a
Speaker 2: whole lot more sense. Some of the jokes that were made,
Speaker 2: some of the innu windows that were made. And yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, especially because we were all in the ROTC
Speaker 2: unit and so like, we all had a very similar
Speaker 2: sense of humor on certain things, so a lot of
Speaker 2: it could be passed off as like, oh, she just
Speaker 2: has that kind of mindset. But when the time came
Speaker 2: and she came out, it was like, huh, so that
Speaker 2: wasn't exactly a joke, gotcha, gotcha. Nobody was like upset
Speaker 2: by it. We still loved her through and through, but yeah,
Speaker 2: it was Uh, I understand why she needed a beer
Speaker 2: to be prepared for coming out of the closet.
Speaker 4: But anyway, it reminds me of that episode of Rick
Speaker 4: and Morty whenever Rick takes Morty to that other land
Speaker 4: to go get like those spiky like pineapple looking things
Speaker 4: to shove up his ass and to be able to
Speaker 4: smuggle them across the border whatever it was, and Rick
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, you gotta do it.
Speaker 2: You know my ass. You know it's just gonna fall
Speaker 2: right out, Marty. I've done this too many times.
Speaker 4: My god, I forgot about that one. I do love
Speaker 4: that show, such a good one.
Speaker 2: I weird, as we're talking about a very weird situation
Speaker 2: with that show, but in the context of that episode,
Speaker 2: it's pretty fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's all it is, you know. And we're about
Speaker 3: to get back on that now, me and me and
Speaker 3: my daughter. We just got done catching up on the
Speaker 3: new season of Squid Games, which really good.
Speaker 2: Halfway through it. I'm halfway through it. Don't ruin this
Speaker 2: ship to me. No, I just saw them play through
Speaker 2: the maze, and I was just.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, you motherfuckers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the last thing I'm I'm never gonna spoil anything
Speaker 3: unless it's been out for ten, twenty years whatever, then
Speaker 3: I will. But you know, if it's something new like that,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that. But yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: They're actually my daughter told me this they're making because
Speaker 3: I heard that it was going to be the final
Speaker 3: season of Squid Games. I was like, no, but they're
Speaker 3: actually the reason why it was the final season is
Speaker 3: because the next season is going to be in America.
Speaker 2: American Squid Game. All right, I'm about it.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, you won't have to you know, read the
Speaker 4: lips where it's.
Speaker 10: Like, I I love Pineappley, but you're also gonna see
Speaker 10: like there's a pretty wide bevy of uh, you know,
Speaker 10: potential players to the game.
Speaker 2: You just go to La or Portland or New York
Speaker 2: City or like any of these plays with a big
Speaker 2: homeless population. Bro, they're already down to do something strange
Speaker 2: for some change. You want to put them in a
Speaker 2: game where they fight to the death or whatever, and
Speaker 2: if they win, they get billions, Like yo, they will
Speaker 2: add they'll have people wrapped around the building waiting for
Speaker 2: their turn.
Speaker 4: Like, let's be real here, I wonder what the game
Speaker 4: is gonna be that.
Speaker 3: I wonder if they're still gonna be playing Docgy to
Speaker 3: get them in the into the game.
Speaker 2: Nah, I'm trying. What would be the American equivalent? Right, Like,
Speaker 2: it's that's not a game the kids grow.
Speaker 4: Up playing here?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 4: Oh maybe Hopscotch.
Speaker 2: What'd you say?
Speaker 4: Oh, POGs with the slammers? Fuck yo?
Speaker 2: But see that's only a generational thing, Like I remember
Speaker 2: the very tail end of POGs being a thing. So
Speaker 2: anything beyond meet well, yeah, I guess if you're going
Speaker 2: for those that are kind of in the financial destitute, no,
Speaker 2: fuck that, they're gonna make him play a game of Snake.
Speaker 2: They're gonna get an old Nokia brick out there and
Speaker 2: have them play a game of Snake to see if
Speaker 2: they can win.
Speaker 4: Every time you die, I'm slapping you in the face.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, Like I would think maybe dice, Dominoes, spades,
Speaker 3: something like a Temple run would be awesome.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a cell phone game. It's gotta be
Speaker 2: the American equivalent, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it might be Spirit Animal. What game would you play?
Speaker 3: To enter yourself into the squid game, sir.
Speaker 5: Blond Darts, Oh god, you play those? Yeah you did, dude.
Speaker 2: Those were outlawed in like seventy nine, like four years
Speaker 2: after they came out.
Speaker 4: Your family actually had a set.
Speaker 2: That's fucking wild.
Speaker 4: I mean happy for you, but holy shit, dude.
Speaker 6: All right, so you know the the so they'd be
Speaker 6: like shoots, they're ever going. You could break them off
Speaker 6: and like, I don't know what type of plant they are,
Speaker 6: but we would, me and my cousin, we'd take them.
Speaker 6: We'd break them off with shopping them and we'd go,
Speaker 6: we'll try.
Speaker 5: We were making spears. Oh it to that to the.
Speaker 6: Point I could take the spear, I would throw it
Speaker 6: up in the air and.
Speaker 4: We would try.
Speaker 6: We'd play chicken with it, and we'd get them bitches sharp,
Speaker 6: and we'd actually temper them to get them like nice
Speaker 6: and sharp.
Speaker 5: We would just play chicken like that.
Speaker 8: We don't.
Speaker 6: We'd have ark wars, BBI wars and and hell we
Speaker 6: you know, pump the bb gun up to about four
Speaker 6: or five times and we would shoot each other with me.
Speaker 5: So we were dumbasses.
Speaker 4: You're just dancing with death at that point. I feel that.
Speaker 5: I mean playing cowboys and Indians.
Speaker 2: I mean that's racist.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cowboys and Native Americans.
Speaker 6: Both my part my my granddaddy, both of his grandmothers
Speaker 6: were full blooded natives, So okay, I don't care.
Speaker 3: Actually, a lot of Indians or a lot of Native Americans,
Speaker 3: they're like, yeah, I'm an Indian, and so I think
Speaker 3: that that's a white person thing that like.
Speaker 4: Oh, they don't like being called Indians because whoever came
Speaker 4: over and started calling them Indians because he thought it
Speaker 4: was India. Like, that's not right, that's not it's a
Speaker 4: true story.
Speaker 2: It depends on who you're talking to. Some of them
Speaker 2: get pretentious with it, you know, some of them are
Speaker 2: cool with it. Some of them want to be called
Speaker 2: Native Americans, some of them want to be called the indigenous.
Speaker 4: Some people it first really goes person a person dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you know, different different strokes for different folks.
Speaker 3: But just getting back over the chat, Honey Badger, I'm
Speaker 3: sorry we are way behind in the chat. But Honey
Speaker 3: Badger sent over a picture of Great Value frog legs.
Speaker 3: You gonna eat those, Jacob.
Speaker 2: Frog legs are delicious. I've never had the Great Value brand.
Speaker 2: We just go frogging for ourselves. But you know, I
Speaker 2: fucks with some frog legs. I need to go frog dude,
Speaker 2: if you ever come through my neck of the woods, like,
Speaker 2: and that's the thing, I don't know the good spots.
Speaker 2: My younger brother, who is way more Cajun than I
Speaker 2: will ever be. Let's just be real, yo, He's got
Speaker 2: whole hard hats that are made with headlights on the
Speaker 2: front of them that you rig up to a car battery.
Speaker 2: It's a fun time, dude, It is a great time.
Speaker 2: Although last time we went we saw a panther, so
Speaker 2: I think that kind of scared him out of the
Speaker 2: bayou For a little bit.
Speaker 4: I thought it was cool as fuck.
Speaker 2: But I mean, I stay strapped, so I'm not worried
Speaker 2: about a big cat.
Speaker 4: But yeah too, do what well that panther went on?
Speaker 4: Smoker two.
Speaker 2: Ah, you're right, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I would like to see what panthers about.
Speaker 2: But if I kill a panther, I have to prove
Speaker 2: because game wardens they be out, they be patrolling in
Speaker 2: the bodies where we live. So like, if I come
Speaker 2: in and in my boat I have a panther carcass,
Speaker 2: I better be able to prove beyond every shadow of
Speaker 2: any doubt that that bitch was.
Speaker 4: Trying to attack me.
Speaker 2: They cool, you want to talk about get federal time
Speaker 2: for that shit?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're literally eating pussy now.
Speaker 2: Hey, now, I mean we were talking about eating dogs
Speaker 2: and cats earlier.
Speaker 4: Just a big cat. I don't see why not.
Speaker 5: So the doggi not the animals anyway.
Speaker 4: But dude, also, I want to make for my night
Speaker 4: armor and shit.
Speaker 2: I have taken a step back from Boohert fighting for
Speaker 2: a little bit now because life has gotten to be life.
Speaker 4: I want to get back into it.
Speaker 2: Dude, tell me that that wouldn't be the most pimp,
Speaker 2: nasty fucking cape that I could come up with. Have
Speaker 2: some sort of a black bear pelt, a black panther pelt,
Speaker 2: and an alligator skin all some kind of Cajun louisy
Speaker 2: animal cape in that bitch.
Speaker 4: Come on now, and that shit's hard.
Speaker 3: And then you wear that over the Skinwalker ranch and
Speaker 3: you can become a panther.
Speaker 2: I'm good. I don't want to become that, and I
Speaker 2: don't need that in my life. I'm just talking about
Speaker 2: showing my conquests.
Speaker 3: Oh man, you said, I'm talking about showing my cop
Speaker 3: and I'm happy you didn't stutter there, because that going
Speaker 3: for five dollars. Over at Kroger, you can get some
Speaker 3: ocean perch. What okay, Tony said, sushi is cool. I
Speaker 3: don't know where to get the raw cuts cheap, but
Speaker 3: I've eaten ross salmon from Walmart with no problem. Just
Speaker 3: got here late off the Desuza Fentz's debate.
Speaker 4: It was too respectful Desusa Fintes debate. Break that one down. Please,
Speaker 4: I've seen that name brought up. I don't even think
Speaker 4: Tony still here anymore. I have two and that's wow.
Speaker 4: I know that name. Why is Tom?
Speaker 2: Okay, we can have this conversation if it is who
Speaker 2: I'm thinking it is. But yeah, that is a versus
Speaker 2: Nick Fauentz as the Iran war debate.
Speaker 4: Ah, okay, that's not how I thought it was. All right, never.
Speaker 3: Mind, Okay, Yeah, that guy's a fucking douche.
Speaker 4: Mmm. Anyway, Uh, let's see what else we got here.
Speaker 2: Containers of crab meat, yo, the white container of crab meat.
Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, my dad works with the
Speaker 2: dude who owns that company. That is it's a very
Speaker 2: lucrative crabbing business. The only reason why my dad works
Speaker 2: with me still is punching a clock is for the insurance.
Speaker 2: Homeboy is a crabber like nobody's business, and the shit's delicious.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, all what is it the spillbay. You can
Speaker 3: catch a shitload of blue crab out there?
Speaker 2: Oh you can, absolutely. I mean it depends all the
Speaker 2: time of year. You can catch all kinds of shit
Speaker 2: in the spillway.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 3: We used to go out there with just like string
Speaker 3: a stick and some raw chicken or hot dog or
Speaker 3: something out there, and they come up and fucking snag
Speaker 3: all of them.
Speaker 6: Dude.
Speaker 3: We the first time I ever went crabbing, which was
Speaker 3: the most Louisiana shit that I've ever done. At the time,
Speaker 3: I was like eighteen and uh went crabbing. I was like,
Speaker 3: why do I feel like I'm in like Alabama or
Speaker 3: miss I mean, Louisiana is the same. But uh, dude,
Speaker 3: we caught like fucking thirty blue crab.
Speaker 2: It was awesome.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 2: Hey, we just used crab traps for it. And they're
Speaker 2: not like the things you see on Deadly is caturing
Speaker 2: that it's it's a it's like a metal Uh looks
Speaker 2: like a metal pyramid right, and it has hinges on
Speaker 2: the bottom and it's got little things that you hang up,
Speaker 2: and it's got bait danglin and as soon as you
Speaker 2: pull it up, the trap closes and.
Speaker 4: He catches all the crabs on the way up.
Speaker 2: But yeah, dude, there's multiple different types of crab traps
Speaker 2: and then for crawlfish and use crawlfish traps in the spillway,
Speaker 2: which that is a hot commodity. My brother just sold
Speaker 2: the last of his and almost pissed.
Speaker 4: What he sold his traps.
Speaker 2: You're saying, yeah, because he had. You've been to my
Speaker 2: brother's house before, haven't you.
Speaker 3: I love your brother. Your brother has a sick ass
Speaker 3: house and a sick property.
Speaker 4: He does.
Speaker 2: And that was my grandmother's land when she offered it
Speaker 2: to me. I didn't have the finances to afford it.
Speaker 2: He was making killer money at the time, so he
Speaker 2: jumped on it. So he has drained the crawlfish pond
Speaker 2: and he is now connecting. Yes, you've seen how there
Speaker 2: was three ponds that were kind of like l shape
Speaker 2: pattern in his yard. He's turning that into a lake
Speaker 2: and he's actually getting paid for the dirt. So he's
Speaker 2: actually getting a lake made in his backyard, and when
Speaker 2: it's all said and done, they're gonna pay him like
Speaker 2: sixty grand for it.
Speaker 4: It's insane.
Speaker 3: Bro, your brother is a hustler to the finest degree.
Speaker 3: That do you get He is always trying to make
Speaker 3: money with everything that he does.
Speaker 4: I respect, That's that's one thing my brother does well do.
Speaker 2: He hunts good, he cooks well, and the motherfucker makes money.
Speaker 4: That's just what he's always done since day one.
Speaker 3: But yeah, and if you remember, we had Cody on
Speaker 3: the show, and my god, that accent doesn't match with
Speaker 3: yours at all.
Speaker 4: It's so crazy.
Speaker 2: Dude, brought up same household until I left for the
Speaker 2: Marine Corps. He sounds like a completely different well I mean, yes,
Speaker 2: completely different human being. But it sounds like he was
Speaker 2: raised like miles and miles deep in the Bayou as
Speaker 2: compared to me.
Speaker 4: But yeah, we want to get him back on the show.
Speaker 4: I would love to talk to Cody. He's such a
Speaker 4: fun guy.
Speaker 3: But did he always have that accent or did that
Speaker 3: like morph whenever he started working the plants and shit?
Speaker 2: Uh, I'd say midway through middle school it started to
Speaker 2: like show itself. He started hanging out with more of
Speaker 2: the redneck and country boy crowd, and then by high
Speaker 2: school he was like mister outdoors, always doing shit. I mean, hell,
Speaker 2: he was hanging out with the people from swamp people
Speaker 2: like un ironically, he.
Speaker 4: Was like fishing with these dudes before.
Speaker 2: People knew who they were. So like, yeah, it just
Speaker 2: pretty much it just happened naturally.
Speaker 4: You know. That's awesome. Yeah, I would love to get
Speaker 4: him back on.
Speaker 2: I'm jealous, dude. My little niece, his oldest, she just
Speaker 2: took her first dear this last season with a three
Speaker 2: hundred blackout.
Speaker 4: She's six. Oh wow. Yeah, took me on a fucking
Speaker 4: six point. I'm so proud of her.
Speaker 3: That's that's something to brag about right there, at six
Speaker 3: years old. You said, six years old.
Speaker 4: Six years old, dude, Wow, good for her. Yeah, knocking
Speaker 4: them out anyway.
Speaker 3: Matthew Lane said, I bet, I bet anything. Those great
Speaker 3: value frog legs are what Chinese buffets put out on
Speaker 3: the spread.
Speaker 4: Probably probably less than that.
Speaker 2: Actually, if you ever get fresh frog legs like that,
Speaker 2: you yourself cleaned. It's a completely different conversation, but it's
Speaker 2: the same thing to say as far as like getting
Speaker 2: chicken legs from the store versus a chicken that you
Speaker 2: wrung the neck and plug yourself. It's a completely different taste, dude.
Speaker 2: It's so much better when you do it the old
Speaker 2: fashion way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just reading some of the memes right here.
Speaker 3: There's not enough time to go through every single meme
Speaker 3: on here, which, by the way, speaking of the meme,
Speaker 3: queen herself himself, alex where's the fuck is alex.
Speaker 2: At Yeah, I don't know where Alex be, our resident
Speaker 2: trans correspondent could not come to the Live tonight.
Speaker 4: Alexandra Alex Yeah, whatever, Let's see. There was a meme
Speaker 4: right here.
Speaker 3: Jesus looking at somebody who was says I'm not starting
Speaker 3: war just so you can get a car, grow up
Speaker 3: and get a job as a security guard like the
Speaker 3: rest of US peacetime grunts.
Speaker 4: And then the military guys goes, come on, j money,
Speaker 4: come on. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought that was great. By the way, a car
Speaker 2: would be a combat action ribbon.
Speaker 3: Mario said, I'm trying to get a star on my
Speaker 3: combat infantry badge.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So in the in the army, they have what's called
Speaker 2: a cab, I believe, or a kid or where the fuck? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a combat infantry badge. They get Marines, we get
Speaker 2: a combat action ribbon. Different branches do different things.
Speaker 4: Hell have y'all.
Speaker 2: Actually it's a very It's like a fucking unicorn in
Speaker 2: real life. An Air Service combat medal. They do exist.
Speaker 2: They do exist. For all the chair force people out there,
Speaker 2: that's pretty bad that actually take rounds and receive rounds
Speaker 2: and all that.
Speaker 4: They do have a medal.
Speaker 2: But if you actually see one on a dude's chest,
Speaker 2: you probably wouldn't even recognize.
Speaker 4: What the fuck it is.
Speaker 2: It's a actual unicorn unless you're like with the pjs
Speaker 2: of the SOCOM dudes. For you to be at an
Speaker 2: Air Force base and be close enough to actually be
Speaker 2: considered in combat is fucking wild.
Speaker 4: But yeah, they have it. They do have it.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, you can ready say something they're sam.
Speaker 5: I thought unicorns were only like warn officers. I didn't
Speaker 5: think Air Force actually knew how to.
Speaker 4: Use they most of them do not.
Speaker 5: Most they don't have rifle call in their boot camp.
Speaker 2: They just recently started talking about taking that away. They
Speaker 2: do have a rifle call, but it's for like thirty
Speaker 2: yards or something like that. But the targets are super small.
Speaker 2: To like imitate a three hundred yards shot. It's it's silly,
Speaker 2: but that's like the only time that most people in
Speaker 2: the Air Force ever actually hold or see a weapon.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. Now, the Air Force MP's they do weapons
Speaker 4: call on occasion, which is what you would expect from
Speaker 4: a police force.
Speaker 2: The PJS part of their special operations. They are weapons
Speaker 2: qualified and all those things. But yeah, it's it's very
Speaker 2: very rare, but yeah it exists.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 2: There's a Coastguard equivalent, if I'm not mistaken, but that's
Speaker 2: even more of a unicorn. But to your point, I
Speaker 2: have seen quite a few Chief Warrant Officer fives, and
Speaker 2: I've even seen a handful of gunners, which for anybody
Speaker 2: that's of a veteran status that doesn't know what that is.
Speaker 2: In the Marine Corps, if you you are a Chief
Speaker 2: horn Officer five Infantry, you actually get a different rank.
Speaker 2: It's called a gunner, and that's your actual job title
Speaker 2: is gunner. You get your rank on one side, and
Speaker 2: you get a bursting bomb on the other. And typically
Speaker 2: you'll only see these guys like running a range somewhere.
Speaker 2: But when I tell you that these are subject matter
Speaker 2: experts in all things weapon American made, form made, doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Their job is to be the subject matter expert in
Speaker 2: all things that can kill somebody. It is like speaking
Speaker 2: to a dude about theoretical physics when you are just
Speaker 2: Joe blow off the street. Listening to these guys break
Speaker 2: down the physics of weaponry, it is mind blowing and.
Speaker 4: It makes you feel so dumb. But yeah, I've seen
Speaker 4: a handful of them.
Speaker 2: They're also some of the most cool, down to earth,
Speaker 2: laid back human beings ever.
Speaker 4: They just are about the killing, which God bless them.
Speaker 6: You know, I met a gunner and I bit, you'll know,
Speaker 6: actually figure out why I met him.
Speaker 4: I would assume a range.
Speaker 6: Nope, I met him at the head shop. I legitimy
Speaker 6: met him at at the dispensary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good thing.
Speaker 5: And I'm just like.
Speaker 6: When I put two dren two together because he had
Speaker 6: gun on it and everything, I'm like, and he still
Speaker 6: had walking the high and tight and I'm like, wait
Speaker 6: a second.
Speaker 5: Uh what I asked HM about that? And that's when
Speaker 5: he explained a lot.
Speaker 6: I'm well, hey, man, so I want to buy that
Speaker 6: glass piece. I want to buy an answer to that,
Speaker 6: and an answer to that and me and you, we're
Speaker 6: gonna smoke one together. Oh yeah, I heard. Uh he
Speaker 6: was in since like the nineties. Dude went through the
Speaker 6: Battle of Fallujah and all. Yeah, dude, I'm kno going
Speaker 6: to say what all he did because I don't remember everything,
Speaker 6: but he was very graphicing.
Speaker 5: Uh he has a couple of life cues. And damn yeah.
Speaker 4: One of those guys.
Speaker 2: You see some of these old Salt dogs who fucking
Speaker 2: they got like thirty bins Combat Action Ribbon with multiple stars,
Speaker 2: which for the record, is means they saw combat in
Speaker 2: multiple tours of duty, not just to Afghanistan twice, and
Speaker 2: they saw no, no, no, like different countries. He's been shot
Speaker 2: at and all this, and it's like, big dog, where
Speaker 2: you been. And then you notice all the other ribbons
Speaker 2: and you're like, that's Iraq, that's Afghanistan.
Speaker 4: What's this one? It's Kosovo.
Speaker 2: It's like, I'm fucking what, dude, when you were in
Speaker 2: you were in Kosovo? And yeah, it's it is absolutely
Speaker 2: all inspiring to listen to some of these dudes that
Speaker 2: were doing the actual pipe hitting from back in the day.
Speaker 3: It's wild, Mario said. Third deployment and at least sixty
Speaker 3: pounds overweight.
Speaker 2: Fuck it, Yeah, I feel that. I also would fucking
Speaker 2: hate to ruck right now. That's just me.
Speaker 4: It's not that my knees are bad. I just don't
Speaker 4: want to.
Speaker 2: So I'm good.
Speaker 4: They better not fucking try to pull a draft happen.
Speaker 4: I'm uh huh, no way.
Speaker 3: Honey, Badger said, I was never written up for my car. See,
Speaker 3: I think car is an acronym, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, combat action yo.
Speaker 2: And I've seen multiple people get that some deployments, Like
Speaker 2: even though your unit all got awarded a car, some
Speaker 2: dudes just get thrown to the wayside, either a because
Speaker 2: it was a oopsie we didn't see the paperwork we
Speaker 2: didn't file it, or b because they were a piece
Speaker 2: of shit quote unquote, and the unit was like, now,
Speaker 2: fuck that guy, he's not getting his car. And like,
Speaker 2: I've seen it go so many different directions. One of
Speaker 2: my captains he got one. They took indirect fire. This
Speaker 2: back when indirect like mortar fire still classified. They changed
Speaker 2: it up to where it had to be actual small
Speaker 2: arms fire or rifle fire.
Speaker 4: But homeboy got artillery rounds near him.
Speaker 2: He pulled out his fucking nine and fired a couple
Speaker 2: of shots in the air so that he technically returned fire.
Speaker 2: His whole fucking platoon got the car. And it's like,
Speaker 2: you know what, sir, that's good leadership, that's good you
Speaker 2: taking care of your boys.
Speaker 4: Fuck yeah.
Speaker 3: He said some got them that don't deserve him, which
Speaker 3: is probably referring to yup.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, I've seen so many stories of that. I had.
Speaker 2: There was a guy in the band, the Drumm a
Speaker 2: bugle Corps who happened to be in country on some
Speaker 2: sort of a detachment that went out there at one
Speaker 2: point they took mortar fire indirectly, nobody got hurt, they
Speaker 2: weren't in any danger, but because the paperwork was the
Speaker 2: paperwork at that time, technically he raided a car.
Speaker 4: And it's like, I'm not mad at it, because I mean, if.
Speaker 2: You rate it, wear it. But also big dog what
Speaker 2: like for real dough. But also I know I'm just
Speaker 2: sounding like I'm sitting on some hater aid. He was
Speaker 2: a solid guy that he was on the drum line,
Speaker 2: so you know, he was one of the cool ones.
Speaker 3: Mario said same thing with the combat Infantry badges.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 3: I know, dudes that got an indirect RPG that didn't
Speaker 3: even shoot back that got them.
Speaker 4: Yep, it's all about if your officer wanted to write
Speaker 4: the paperwork for.
Speaker 3: It, Honey Badger said, wasn't sustained was the excuse when
Speaker 3: they tried to overrun the fob. I'm coordinating shit on com.
Speaker 2: So you were a calm dog. Okay, yeah, it's try.
Speaker 2: I remember you and Raven Lee talking about that. So yeah,
Speaker 2: so they tried overtaking the fucking fob. Clearly there was
Speaker 2: sustained fire in some way, shape or form. But yeah,
Speaker 2: you didn't rate it because fuck you. Yeah that sounds
Speaker 2: about right. What else?
Speaker 3: Spirit Animal said Honey Badger. I want to smoke a
Speaker 3: blunt with you, Honey, when the.
Speaker 2: Time comes and we make a cult member meetup happen.
Speaker 2: I just assume there's gonna be a cloud of weed smoke.
Speaker 3: Of course, Honey Badger said, won't just be a blunt, bro,
Speaker 3: It'll be multiple.
Speaker 2: Indeed, indeed, let's see Tony come in and said, Mike
Speaker 2: Judge is still around. But I heard conspiracies about the
Speaker 2: voice actors who died. Oh yeah, I got to Oh
Speaker 2: that was from the King of the Hill conversation, right,
Speaker 2: God damn it, Bobby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually saw a meme. Go ahead, Sam, Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 6: So the first voice of John Rendcorn he died in
Speaker 6: a car aache. And then the second voice of John Redcorn. Uh,
Speaker 6: he was a really strung out on drugs bat and
Speaker 6: he was kind of going through a mental psychosis. He
Speaker 6: burned down his own house a couple of months ago
Speaker 6: and he his husband, a trans man. You know, I
Speaker 6: said that, uh that they Josh pushed him out the
Speaker 6: way and he got shot and it was a homophobic killing.
Speaker 6: But every but when you would have but Joss went
Speaker 6: out beforehand. He carried his guns up and down the
Speaker 6: uh the street. He terrorized the neighborhood for a while,
Speaker 6: and then before that he went he did it again
Speaker 6: and it got one of the neighbors walked.
Speaker 5: Out and killed him. And but no charge was of foul.
Speaker 2: I mean he's walking up and down the street with
Speaker 2: a gun, terrorizing, like I mean, yeah, I mean he was.
Speaker 2: I've read that he was also going through a mental
Speaker 2: break honestly, but.
Speaker 4: Uh, yeah, do what they said the same thing about
Speaker 4: Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this guy was not to the level of
Speaker 2: fame and stardom that Martin Lawrence was. This he was
Speaker 2: a voice actor, for one specific character, but I mean
Speaker 2: a pretty big show though. Yeah, speaking of have y'all
Speaker 2: seen the reboot that they're coming out with, Bobby's like
Speaker 2: grown up Hank and Peggy got gray hair, and shit,
Speaker 2: what they're doing that?
Speaker 4: Yep, Yep, it's a thing that's coming out.
Speaker 3: I hope it's probably gonna be even I don't know
Speaker 3: about better, but it's probably gonna be really good.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping that they at least just stay in the
Speaker 2: right context, you know what I mean, Just keep it,
Speaker 2: keep it as close to form as you can, and
Speaker 2: I hope for the best, But I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: I saw a meme and it's Hank talking to Bobby,
Speaker 3: and Hank goes. You know what's not Cole Bobby paying
Speaker 3: taxes on fireworks to celebrate the day we quit paying taxes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with that, but you know that bull shit, man,
Speaker 2: the way things are as of now anyway.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Tony said, Mike Judge is still around. But
Speaker 3: I heard conspiracies about the voice actors who died, and
Speaker 3: a bunch of people were commenting on it. Honey Badger,
Speaker 3: said Toby Huss, who voiced Dale died a few years ago.
Speaker 3: Josh Welden, who did John Redcorn, was also killed a
Speaker 3: few months ago. Tony said, the woman who voiced lou
Speaker 3: Anne died years ago, and.
Speaker 4: She Brittany Murphy. Yeah, dude, she died a while back.
Speaker 4: Oh that was Britney Murphy.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, there's we got to look into that, because
Speaker 3: that's that's some sketchy shit. She was too young. I
Speaker 3: don't think that it was. I mean, she was probably
Speaker 3: dabbling in drugs here and there, but I don't think
Speaker 3: that that was the sole reason. But I would love
Speaker 3: to do a show on that.
Speaker 4: That might be a shoe tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Actually, well, see ken, I don't know if there's enough
Speaker 3: to make a whole episode about it, but we'll see.
Speaker 2: We could do one on like celebrity deaths that they
Speaker 2: claim was this that weren't right. We talked about Jimmy Hendricks.
Speaker 2: There's quite a few that have died that was clearly
Speaker 2: quote unquote clearly overdose and you know they had drug problems,
Speaker 2: but then when you look at them, they actually had
Speaker 2: no history of substance abuse.
Speaker 4: And we'll do an episode on it.
Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, yeah, that would be great spirited animal, said
Speaker 3: the second voice of John Redcorn, which I think that's
Speaker 3: what you just say.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we just talked about.
Speaker 3: Tony said, yeah, Joss was on drugs a lot too.
Speaker 3: But Brittany Murphy has about five conspiracy theories about her death,
Speaker 3: according to Grok, okay, say last, we're doing that.
Speaker 4: That's happening now. That is absolutely I used to love her, dude.
Speaker 4: She just seemed like so like every movie she was
Speaker 4: so exciting, like it was like that that energy is
Speaker 4: just like, you know, very sweet person it seemed. But
Speaker 4: I think the first movie I saw her in was Clueless.
Speaker 4: Good movie.
Speaker 2: I like that's that was clueless? Or hang up, what
Speaker 2: was the what was the one that she was in?
Speaker 4: It was Clueless?
Speaker 3: I like, I like her and Ashton Kutcher and that
Speaker 3: just married one.
Speaker 4: That Yeah, that was a fun movie. Yeah it was
Speaker 4: she was great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, spirit animals said, blue flame is good.
Speaker 4: Around a campfire.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, m said my twenty first birthday, Mikey and
Speaker 3: his dad.
Speaker 4: We drank about Oh that's what you had already said that.
Speaker 4: Damn we're that far back, all right, Yeah, we're catching up.
Speaker 4: We're catching up. We're getting there and YC has fallen.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, a Maru are you talking about because they
Speaker 2: just elected the Muslim socialist as the mayor.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and uh he even uh said that he wants
Speaker 6: the Sharia law and everything.
Speaker 4: So yeah, Sohan is now the mayor of New York City.
Speaker 2: Surprise.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you're aware. Boy, At one point
Speaker 5: in time.
Speaker 6: It was required that you had to do a declaration
Speaker 6: of faith to serve in Congress and everything, like in
Speaker 6: the fact set up by the founders founding of Fathers
Speaker 6: that you had to be a chushion to be to serve.
Speaker 5: I don't get down with that, but.
Speaker 6: I do feel like if you're Islamic, you shouldn't you
Speaker 6: shouldn't be allowed at all. There's nothing the ideology is
Speaker 6: inherent is against the Western society.
Speaker 4: I mean, you're supposed to separate religion from state.
Speaker 2: Though separation of church and state is a thing, and
Speaker 2: if we're going to go that route, then saying that
Speaker 2: you're a declared atheist would also go against the entire
Speaker 2: founding of our country. And it's like, you can't, you
Speaker 2: can't do all of it. Honestly, we have Muslims that serve.
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 2: Uh, what's that one bitch that wears the turban all
Speaker 2: the time? She married her brother to get to the
Speaker 2: United States.
Speaker 3: What's her name, oman or omar Oh of Chicago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, her which, by the way, that's not a joke.
Speaker 2: She married her brother to get citizenship to the United States.
Speaker 2: It's a real thing.
Speaker 4: Google it. But yeah, she's a devout Muslim.
Speaker 2: I think she was. She's Somali or some shit eat
Speaker 2: the Opian something something where they Yeah, it's she's absolutely trash.
Speaker 3: But that's like in the middle of all those riots
Speaker 3: that are going on all the time in Chicago. Like
Speaker 3: she's like pro riots, which is crazy for a mayor.
Speaker 2: They're mostly peaceful protests as they're flipping cop cars, but hey,
Speaker 2: what do we know?
Speaker 6: But yeah, New York City, huh they hit a cop
Speaker 6: in the head with a cinder block.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they got mad when they started returning
Speaker 2: fire at them, and it's like, what the fuck did
Speaker 2: you think was gonna happen?
Speaker 6: Dude, he threw a molotov at federal agents and marines.
Speaker 4: Yo.
Speaker 2: No, the Antifa fucks that got shot at, I think
Speaker 2: that's great.
Speaker 4: They actually fired a couple of pop shots off of.
Speaker 2: The marines thinking that they wouldn't return fire, and then
Speaker 2: they found out what fucking accurate effects on target looks like.
Speaker 4: And they ran And it's like, what did you think
Speaker 4: was gonna happen?
Speaker 2: This isn't the cops, this isn't the National Guard with
Speaker 2: shields and sticks. These are grunts. Dude, Like, that's not
Speaker 2: gonna play well for you, my boy. But play stupid games,
Speaker 2: win super prizes, That's all I'm saying. But yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: New York City has fallen. We shall see. I think
Speaker 2: they have fallen long before.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: I don't think this is gonna go well for them,
Speaker 2: like by any stretch of the imagination.
Speaker 4: Old Zohan or Zoharror where the fuck his name is.
Speaker 2: He's gonna make the city exponentially worse than it already is.
Speaker 6: But you know, he's banning all firearms and everything, and
Speaker 6: that is inherently anti American at all.
Speaker 4: And city has some of the strictest gun walls already.
Speaker 4: And that's the thing. He's a mayor.
Speaker 2: He's not a governor, he's not a congressman, he's anything
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 4: He's the mayor of a city.
Speaker 2: So and I saw him talking about things that like Oh,
Speaker 2: we're gonna cut taxes to this and we're gonna do this.
Speaker 4: Bro, you were in a position before he ran for mayor.
Speaker 2: He was some it was like an alderman or something,
Speaker 2: a local congressman whatever. He was in a position where
Speaker 2: he actually could have voted to reduce taxes, and he didn't,
Speaker 2: because you can look at his voting record. So now
Speaker 2: he's running for mayor, he's talking about like his foreign
Speaker 2: policy for things like, Bro, you are a mayor of
Speaker 2: a city. You're not going to deal with any foreign
Speaker 2: fuck all? What are you talking about right now?
Speaker 4: But that's him Zo Ran Mom Mom Donnie, Zoe Ran
Speaker 4: Bam la ma la ma la manah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it says that Zo Ran Mom Donnie is
Speaker 3: a Democratic is a Democratic socialist politician running for mayor
Speaker 3: of New York City, known for his progressive platform focused
Speaker 3: on affordability and social justice. If elected, he would be
Speaker 3: the first first Indian American and first Muslim mayor of
Speaker 3: New York City.
Speaker 2: So your boy is talking about having rent freezes basically,
Speaker 2: and yes, I understand there's an inherent problem here, right.
Speaker 2: You have landlords that will hike up prices just to
Speaker 2: fuck over their tenants and do this, and so not
Speaker 2: just him, but other people have put freezes on what
Speaker 2: you can cap off the rent amount at. But the
Speaker 2: problem is he's talking about doing that at a one
Speaker 2: year to one year basis. You know you're not gonna
Speaker 2: you might kick the can down the road a year,
Speaker 2: but you're not actually helping people. Meanwhile, you have all
Speaker 2: of these office spaces, all of these high rise buildings
Speaker 2: that have empty floors that are not being used. And yeah,
Speaker 2: you could blame COVID for that, you can blame people
Speaker 2: working at home, whatever.
Speaker 4: Put the blame where the fuck you want. That's not
Speaker 4: the point right now.
Speaker 2: You could rezone these buildings from commercial to residential, a
Speaker 2: little bit of money get put in there to make
Speaker 2: them actual apartment buildings, and boom, you have more housing.
Speaker 2: But it's the supply and demand of it. There's only
Speaker 2: so much space for people to live, and you have
Speaker 2: these people that are fighting for that position to where
Speaker 2: you have to cap off the amount that it's a mess.
Speaker 2: It is a fuck king mess. I don't think the
Speaker 2: money could be good enough for me to take on
Speaker 2: that job. But he's also a devout, open and honest socialist,
Speaker 2: and we all know what happens when socialists try to
Speaker 2: take over big projects. So a lot of people are
Speaker 2: about to die, right, They're all right, they're about to die.
Speaker 4: We need to go ahead and just acknowledge this fact
Speaker 4: and and get ready for it.
Speaker 2: Prepare the mortuaries and the the crematoriums and all these things.
Speaker 2: It's not going to be positive, but people are going
Speaker 2: to scream that he is just so progressive and good
Speaker 2: for the city and all this, and it's it's only
Speaker 2: going to get worse, you know.
Speaker 4: But hey, what do I know?
Speaker 3: Honey Badger said, as a parent of two demons myself, yes,
Speaker 3: kids are evil little minions of Satan.
Speaker 4: Respectfully disagree, but I feel you. I feel you on that.
Speaker 4: And people were talking about alcohol.
Speaker 3: Spirit Animal said, I'm thinking about getting a tent, taking
Speaker 3: my cast iron skillet and dutch up and an axe
Speaker 3: and my guns and fucking off into the woods and
Speaker 3: live off the land for a couple of months. I
Speaker 3: dream of doing shit like that. Like that seems like
Speaker 3: sut dude, you just get back to it.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like that's what the fucking First Nation Indian guy was
Speaker 3: saying that he went off and like lived in the
Speaker 3: woods for like nine months or something.
Speaker 2: Crazy. Oh, I fully endorse especially men. I'm not saying
Speaker 2: just men. Women can do this too. What I'm saying
Speaker 2: is like Teddy Roosevelt aka Teddy brose a Velt, every
Speaker 2: time something happened to him, you know what he would do.
Speaker 2: He would retreat to the wilderness. He'd be off in
Speaker 2: the woods, fucking off and doing things and getting dirty
Speaker 2: and hunting and killing his own meat and all these
Speaker 2: things for months at a time because that is where
Speaker 2: he would recenter himself. Bro I feel like that is
Speaker 2: so paramount to us as men. We should be doing
Speaker 2: this on a regular basis. Maybe not for months and
Speaker 2: months at a time. Maybe it's just one week a
Speaker 2: year where you decide not just can't. Don't go clamping, y'all.
Speaker 2: Don't don't go get a cabin and say that you're
Speaker 2: reconnecting with nature.
Speaker 3: No, if you hook up, if you can hook up
Speaker 3: a fan to an electrical outlet, that's not what we're
Speaker 3: talking about.
Speaker 4: That is not what we're talking about here.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 4: Like it, boil your own water that.
Speaker 2: You pulled out from the creek, Okay, hunt for your
Speaker 2: own game, fish for your breakfast, Like these things do
Speaker 2: this for a week. Hell, start with a weekend, right,
Speaker 2: Get you a book where you can learn about the
Speaker 2: local biome to which you live, to see what plants
Speaker 2: are and are not edible, right.
Speaker 4: And start there. Just start foraging.
Speaker 2: You don't have to go all out, You don't have
Speaker 2: to go out there with nothing in your pockets. Prepare.
Speaker 4: This is something you get better at over time. But yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Even if you just go out there with a pellet
Speaker 3: gun and just fucking feast on squirrel and shit wind fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do this right.
Speaker 2: But I will say this, also, make sure that the
Speaker 2: land you're on is like good for you to be
Speaker 2: there to where you don't have uh the owner of
Speaker 2: that land come out and try to arrest you.
Speaker 4: That's all I'm gonna say. Make sure it's like public
Speaker 4: land or something like that.
Speaker 2: And if you're gonna kill animals, make sure that it's
Speaker 2: public land where that's allowed. And if you need a
Speaker 2: hunting license, I'm just saying, just cover all sides of
Speaker 2: your ass. Do with that information what you want. Oh
Speaker 2: well then fuck yeah, if you got the private land
Speaker 2: to get after it, brother, I don't even know what
Speaker 2: we're still talking about.
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, why like eight nine acres like wide and
Speaker 6: like fourteen acres long. But you're down the creek, one
Speaker 6: down through everything I can go.
Speaker 5: I have both sides.
Speaker 6: I can go way to fuck out yonder and they
Speaker 6: will never be able to find me.
Speaker 3: Is Alabama like another sportsman paradise? Like Louisiana?
Speaker 4: Oh, Georgia, I don't. I always get those confused. What
Speaker 4: about Georgia. Oh, they got solid hunting and solid fishing there,
Speaker 4: like for sure.
Speaker 5: Oh you know why.
Speaker 2: Because you always say you're Abama fan.
Speaker 4: That's why I always think that you're from Alabama.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my mama calls me to trade or two.
Speaker 6: It's well, yeah, at least from my like got my
Speaker 6: godma almost like down in the woods and everything up
Speaker 6: we I know for a fact there's ducks I've seen.
Speaker 6: I've seen hogs. I know there's bears. I've called rabbits.
Speaker 6: I've called raccoons down there. I know there's turtles. Yeah,
Speaker 6: seventeen different types of meat on turtles.
Speaker 5: I just can't.
Speaker 6: I've eaten total before. It just hurts me to kill
Speaker 6: a totle because they're my favorite animal.
Speaker 4: Is so fucking good.
Speaker 3: I won't kill a turtle, bro, There's no way I
Speaker 3: have turtles as pets. Yeah, you're killing them all my
Speaker 3: I have, Like those are the type of turtles that
Speaker 3: people kill though for me is the red sliders.
Speaker 2: No, dude, you kill alligators snapping turtles.
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 4: Your brother said that he ate readior Slider.
Speaker 2: I remember. Okay, okay, you can't use my brother as
Speaker 2: a metric like that's to say that my brother ate
Speaker 2: something like bro. If he's ever had the possibility of
Speaker 2: killing it, then he probably has and ate it, whether
Speaker 2: it was in season, legal or not.
Speaker 4: Like that's not a good that bush meet in Africa.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck yeah. I would like to try kangaroo. I've
Speaker 4: heard it's good a buddy Manhattan, send it over.
Speaker 5: It's kangaroo Jukie. It's like venison to me.
Speaker 2: I will also love to try hippo. I've heard that's
Speaker 2: like water cow and it is very comparable to steak.
Speaker 2: They fuck with hippo meat in Australia, New Zealand and
Speaker 2: in Japan. Dude, look at the hippo steak is where
Speaker 2: it's at.
Speaker 3: We looked it up to see how much it would
Speaker 3: cost and it was pretty damn expensive too.
Speaker 2: Oh I mean you're shipping it in from Africa, you know,
Speaker 2: unless you're going to Colombia and you're going to escobars
Speaker 2: hippos that are running rampant in the Amazon and all
Speaker 2: that shit, which I would like to do. I would
Speaker 2: love to take care of some of that problem for them.
Speaker 2: But you know, it's one of them things. But it's
Speaker 2: kind of like snake meat. I would love to go
Speaker 2: to the Everglades and take out some of those pythons
Speaker 2: that they got issues with, Like I love snake just delicious.
Speaker 3: I was trying to see how much it actually Yeah,
Speaker 3: because they're they're called cows right.
Speaker 4: The water cow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was almost what we could actually do an
Speaker 2: episode on this if you want. There was a push
Speaker 2: to bring hippos to Louisiana.
Speaker 4: We talked and I think we did that episode or
Speaker 4: at least included it into a big portion of the
Speaker 4: episode before we talked about that. Same with ostriches.
Speaker 2: They tried making that a big thing in the late
Speaker 2: nineties and early two thousand, saying this was going to
Speaker 2: be like the next big farming thing in America. It
Speaker 2: never took off, and these people soak their entire life
Speaker 2: savings into trying to make an ostrich farm.
Speaker 4: Happen. Nobody wants it.
Speaker 2: It's delicious, it's good meat and the eggs and all
Speaker 2: of it like it's it's out loud. It makes perfect
Speaker 2: sense that this would be the next big agricultural boom
Speaker 2: for livestock never took off.
Speaker 4: What was the reason why it didn't take off?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 2: People in America are set in their ways, honestly, Like
Speaker 2: if you go to the store and you get a
Speaker 2: big old turkey for Thanksgiving and shit, that goes over
Speaker 2: well in America.
Speaker 4: We're already used to this.
Speaker 2: To say, oh dude, I got this giant t rex
Speaker 2: size drumstick off of an ostrich or EMU. Most Americans
Speaker 2: don't want anything to deal with that. Meanwhile, we're over
Speaker 2: here like, fuck yeah, bring it over. Let's let's see
Speaker 2: what that bitch is like fried up.
Speaker 3: That's how Fred frintch Fred Flintstone Club meet right there.
Speaker 2: Dude, bro, it's so good too, and the eggs are
Speaker 2: so big, I mean one egg. You're making an almond
Speaker 2: for the entire fucking household for breakfast. It's insane.
Speaker 3: Whino Salute said that that shit is hard work, but
Speaker 3: would be cool talking about going off into the woods.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, honey batter, honey Badger said, uh, spirit animal,
Speaker 3: get a shipload of supplies. I was thinking about doing
Speaker 3: that by the ocean, camped out in the car when
Speaker 3: I get one that that would be pretty cool to
Speaker 3: do at like in Galveston or something.
Speaker 1: Eh.
Speaker 2: I mean, well, yeah, you could, you can get away,
Speaker 2: think would oh yeah, no doubt, no doubt. I would
Speaker 2: say just the further away you are from the Mississippi
Speaker 2: River the better as far as that goes. Because you're
Speaker 2: also unless you're bringing bottles of water, I would suggest
Speaker 2: you bring some sort of a water purification method. And
Speaker 2: if you're going by the beach or the ocean, there
Speaker 2: is like camping methods to desalinate the water. If you've
Speaker 2: ever seen Life of Pie as a matter of fact,
Speaker 2: a little thing he used to make drinkable water out
Speaker 2: of the ocean.
Speaker 4: Do that, like, do it full well, if you're gonna
Speaker 4: do it the right way. But that I'm just I
Speaker 4: don't know, dude.
Speaker 2: Anything near the Mississippi is where you're getting all the
Speaker 2: chemicals from all the plants and the refineries. And just
Speaker 2: even if you're gonna try to osmosis that water out,
Speaker 2: you're still gonna have something.
Speaker 4: I don't trust it personally, but you know.
Speaker 3: Spirit animals said Earth is in a snow globe type
Speaker 3: deal in my opinion.
Speaker 2: Uh Man, We've heard that opinion by a few people
Speaker 2: as a matter of fact, and.
Speaker 4: That's the thing. Like, there's no way of knowing without
Speaker 4: just having faith in people.
Speaker 2: Same way I have faith at the pyramids are in
Speaker 2: Egypt is the same way I have faith that we
Speaker 2: are living.
Speaker 4: On a globe. Anyway, We're gonna move on from that,
Speaker 4: because I hate when you make that example. Okay.
Speaker 2: The same way I have faith that Michael Jackson at
Speaker 2: one point was black is the same way I believe
Speaker 2: that we live in a globe. There's been enough verified
Speaker 2: evidence to prove that to me beyond a shadow of doubt.
Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying, verified by non government people. That's
Speaker 3: what you mean, right, Like, you don't need to believe
Speaker 3: in the government to know that the that the pyramids exist.
Speaker 3: You don't need to believe in the government to know
Speaker 3: that Michael Jackson used to be black. That's a contrived example,
Speaker 3: is why I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I just need a physicist to explain to me how
Speaker 2: the Earth is round. I don't need a government agency
Speaker 2: to explain that to me. I mean, you know, maybe.
Speaker 3: Why not slut said all my cars have names? I
Speaker 3: understand it. I was just trying to make an example.
Speaker 3: And the reason why I don't name my cars is
Speaker 3: because they're already fucking named, you know, like they're.
Speaker 2: They're called something already.
Speaker 4: Like I have a Charger. I'm not gonna call him Fred.
Speaker 4: Charger is a badass name. I'm gonna call him Charger.
Speaker 4: In my opinion, they should all be girl names. It's
Speaker 4: just me.
Speaker 2: Cars are a thing of beauty. I don't believe that
Speaker 2: you should. That's just a personal thing, right. My first
Speaker 2: my first truck was Roshiita. My first motorcycle was Chelsea. Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a whole thing. It's a whole thing.
Speaker 4: Oh that name makes my fucking skin curl.
Speaker 8: What Well?
Speaker 4: The reason for that was because, uh, the soccer team
Speaker 4: of Chelsea. Oh word, okay, that's okay, his name is Chelsea.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 5: My future ex step mother her name is Chelsea. I
Speaker 5: fucking hate that cut I've ever had.
Speaker 3: I've never had good experiences with people named Chelsea. No,
Speaker 3: no offense to good cult members out there who had
Speaker 3: named Chelsea. I probably haven't had an experience with you,
Speaker 3: but in my experience, Chelsea's are you know like some
Speaker 3: people's karens mm heard.
Speaker 5: That Chelsea is Chelsea Green. Damn it. That's your only
Speaker 5: good Chelsea have ad met.
Speaker 4: Shout out to the wrestler. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 4: She's a wrestler. Ah got you?
Speaker 3: Dano said, all my vehicles are named all as is
Speaker 3: my equipment. Damn long hours and shit too, huh.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're riding in it's got a motor
Speaker 2: in it, it warrants a name, you know, especially whenever
Speaker 2: you're working on it and you got to call it something.
Speaker 4: When you're pissed off, you're like, come on, baby, do
Speaker 4: this for me.
Speaker 5: Do this.
Speaker 2: And you're like trying to reach that nut or whatever,
Speaker 2: You've got to have something.
Speaker 4: To call it. Reach that nut in a lawnmower as
Speaker 4: wild like I'm talking.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about like a bolt and a nut to
Speaker 2: put something back together. But sure, okay, perhaps my uh,
Speaker 2: perhaps my verbiage wasn't the best when you got your
Speaker 2: wrenches in a certain configuration because you're trying to break
Speaker 2: a nut loose off of a bolt, right, you gotta
Speaker 2: have something to call this ugly bitch.
Speaker 4: It's thally. You are trying to break a nut loose
Speaker 4: off of a bolt. Still, yeah, you're trying to bust
Speaker 4: it loose if you will.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Big D said, you name your boat, don't
Speaker 3: you same with vehicles. I get it, I understand, I understand.
Speaker 3: I'm not judging. I'm just saying, from a ritualistic point
Speaker 3: of view, that's why they do it.
Speaker 2: I mean to say, so, I don't believe that the
Speaker 2: uh the When I say the elites, I don't mean
Speaker 2: the shadow government. I mean the people that we actually
Speaker 2: are voting on and the ones that are in charge
Speaker 2: of NASA and all that. I don't think that they
Speaker 2: are putting that kind of forethought into it. They're bosses
Speaker 2: who they answer to. Might be I'm with you on that,
Speaker 2: but I don't know. I feel like most elected officials
Speaker 2: aren't smart enough to think that actually far deep into
Speaker 2: the five D chest of it.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, you just inspired an episode, sir. We're
Speaker 3: going to go into the ritualistic nature of names, into
Speaker 3: everything space related, and you'll see that it's all fucking ritual.
Speaker 2: No, it's we can maybe that I'm wrong. Maybe there
Speaker 2: is some sort of a ritualistic aspect to it. But like,
Speaker 2: if you're naming the Apollo missions, Apollo was the sun god.
Speaker 2: If you're sending a space rocket into space where the
Speaker 2: Sun resides, it would make sense you would give it
Speaker 2: something along those lines.
Speaker 4: But why did it have to be Apollo? Why couldn't
Speaker 4: have been any other names?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm with you, yeah, whenever you're calling it Artemis,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like, why did you come
Speaker 3: to that name?
Speaker 4: What inspired this name? Was it because the time of year?
Speaker 3: Was it because that's the god that you're hoping that
Speaker 3: it becomes kind of thing like it's it's a lot
Speaker 3: deeper than most people think that it is just on
Speaker 3: the surface.
Speaker 4: And that's the same thing with like rituals.
Speaker 3: Most a lot of the rituals that are done by
Speaker 3: you know, the fucking powers that be, like especially over
Speaker 3: at like the super Bowl halftime show, right, Like for example,
Speaker 3: you know, we all watched that super Bowl halftime show
Speaker 3: and we were like, oh shit, Kendrick Lamar he called
Speaker 3: out Drake for being a pedophile on the world stage.
Speaker 3: That's a form of sacrifice, Like, and I don't think
Speaker 3: that people understand that, Like, yeah, it's not ritual blood
Speaker 3: sacrifice in the old ways kind of thing, but it's
Speaker 3: the new version of sacrifice.
Speaker 2: That's how they're doing it.
Speaker 3: So and even like all the big names that we've
Speaker 3: talked about, like that allow their kids to transition, that's
Speaker 3: also another form of sacrifice. It's not sacrifice like oh,
Speaker 3: we got to feed the dirt and the flame, you know,
Speaker 3: the blood. I mean, they're probably still doing that, but
Speaker 3: the ritualistic perspective of getting the whole world kind of
Speaker 3: their mind to see something that subconsciously they only understand
Speaker 3: while consciously they don't. That's the kind of shit that
Speaker 3: I'm talking about as to why they're naming certain things
Speaker 3: like that ritualistically.
Speaker 4: It's a subconscious programming in a sense. What else do
Speaker 4: we got? Uh? The big d Okay? Yeah, God is
Speaker 4: love said, I name my pets, not my car.
Speaker 2: Geh A.
Speaker 4: Man, different shokes, different folks, man. A lot of people
Speaker 4: are on my side of this argument. So I fuck,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't think it's personally gay to
Speaker 3: do it. I'm just like, why, you know, see we're
Speaker 3: over here find about if cars have names or not.
Speaker 4: Listen.
Speaker 2: What we should be arguing about is do you stand
Speaker 2: or stay sitting to wipe your ass?
Speaker 4: Now, this is the debate we need to have. Okay,
Speaker 4: explain yourself.
Speaker 2: There is a group of people out there that stay
Speaker 2: sitting down while they wipe their ass after they shit.
Speaker 2: Then there's a whole other group of people that actually
Speaker 2: stand up off the toilet and do like they use
Speaker 2: that method to wipe their ass.
Speaker 4: And apparently you stand up your smear down it all
Speaker 4: across your cheeks. Look, I don't know. I don't understand
Speaker 4: why people do these things. But we took a pole.
Speaker 2: I've actually taken multiple poles on this, once in high school,
Speaker 2: once in the Marine Corps. And apparently it is a
Speaker 2: solid fifty to fifty split down the middle of guys.
Speaker 2: And this is not attribute to females. I have no
Speaker 2: idea that they're even in the conversation. But for males
Speaker 2: that are standing up to wipe their ass, I don't
Speaker 2: understand this. It doesn't make sense to Jacob, But apparently
Speaker 2: they look at us if we stay sitting down to
Speaker 2: wipe that were clearly feminine And I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, wait, how this doesn't make sense to me? But yeah,
Speaker 4: this is the thing. I'm kind of the in between,
Speaker 4: like I kind of lean forward, you know, but I don't.
Speaker 2: Think it's but that's still technically sitting. Your weight is
Speaker 2: still being supported by the toilet, right, Yeah, like the
Speaker 2: you know up by like the meat of my thighs
Speaker 2: up near my knees are Yeah, that is of the
Speaker 2: sitting variety. But there's a group out there that stand
Speaker 2: to do it, you know. Yeah, this is the great
Speaker 2: divide that nobody's talking about.
Speaker 4: Honestly, nobody should be even wiping in the first place. Dude.
Speaker 3: Like, if you look into the chemicals and shit that
Speaker 3: they put into toilet paper, everybody would.
Speaker 2: Buy a bidet, I mean yeah, but those didn't come
Speaker 2: about until well, they didn't become popular until the last
Speaker 2: couple of years. I'd say that ten twenty years maybe,
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, I don't have one currently, but I
Speaker 2: would like one at that point. I'll just I'll know
Speaker 2: that I've made.
Speaker 6: It, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, the same conversation with like toilet paper
Speaker 3: can be said for like Maxi pads and tampons and
Speaker 3: shit like that. It's fucking horrible for that. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3: it's going right to the blood brain barrier, like direct
Speaker 3: shot right with whether you're wiping.
Speaker 2: The vagina to the blood brain barrier.
Speaker 8: Dog.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, it's like fucking the most exposed skin
Speaker 3: that a woman has. Uh, I feel that, Okay, you know,
Speaker 3: I mean everybody has a butthole too, so same thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but like I mean, I don't know if you're wiping
Speaker 3: inside of it. I know that's how the Asians do it.
Speaker 3: They take one square, put it on their thumb and
Speaker 3: they they wipe like that. But I mean that's that's different.
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Speaker 4: That might explain why they are lacking in numbers.
Speaker 2: Well, no, that's why the sign language for shit is this,
Speaker 2: So like that's yeah, they'll take one square wrap around
Speaker 2: their thumb and that's how they wipe, and they'll take
Speaker 2: that off and they'll do another one until it's clean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it shows different folks.
Speaker 3: Now, if you're spreading your cheeks to allow that bidet
Speaker 3: stream to go up in your.
Speaker 4: Butthole, gay, I've never used a bidet.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I have one time had an experience
Speaker 2: in Paris where I didn't know what that thing was.
Speaker 2: I pushed a button to come unglued when that shit
Speaker 2: hit me because I didn't expect it.
Speaker 3: Oh, it'll shock you. It'll definitely shock you. But it's
Speaker 3: almost like a you almost question if it's a gay thing.
Speaker 3: It shouldn't be, I know, but it feels kind of,
Speaker 3: you know, on edge, like you're like, I don't is
Speaker 3: this gay? Because why do I kind of like it?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: See, you you would like your buttole being licked.
Speaker 2: No, I've had it.
Speaker 4: I don't like it, but you'd like the bidet. It's
Speaker 4: not a fucking mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: See, this whole scene don't make sense. This whole scene's
Speaker 4: a mess. I don't even know what to fucking call it.
Speaker 3: I think it's more of a self conscious thing. I
Speaker 3: don't want somebody licking my butthole and then come up
Speaker 3: and fucking kiss me. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 4: I mean, if it's clean, like you should be out
Speaker 4: of the shower.
Speaker 2: If they're going to be doing that, if they're licking
Speaker 2: a sweaty butthole that hadn't been showered, then like, yo,
Speaker 2: we got other issues here.
Speaker 3: Buttoles are not clean. I don't care how much soap
Speaker 3: and how much water you cleaned them with. They're disgusting cesspools.
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, yeah, I mean after the shower, if
Speaker 2: you wash it the right way, it shouldn't be it
Speaker 2: shouldn't be dirty.
Speaker 3: I mean to each their own. I mean, love will
Speaker 3: make you do some strange things, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But I mean that's where the lines get a little
Speaker 3: blurred there.
Speaker 4: But yeah, my boy, Kevin Gates boys said, are in Ea?
Speaker 4: That's all I'm saying. Heard that. Yeah, I know there's
Speaker 4: a name for it, but I don't know what they
Speaker 4: called it.
Speaker 3: Uh, the spirit Animal said. My first truck two thousand
Speaker 3: and two GMC yukon Luxury Edition. I named her Chastity.
Speaker 3: It was it was my dad's. It was rebuilt for racing.
Speaker 3: I outran the sheriff deputy, didn't have insurance and tag.
Speaker 3: Name her Chassity. That's that's a stripper name.
Speaker 5: Cool. Why I named it that. I also called a
Speaker 5: dirty little whore. But that's okay. Where I fucking loved it.
Speaker 6: And I put more love into that vehicle than I've
Speaker 6: ever put in any other relationship, and it's kind of
Speaker 6: fucked up.
Speaker 2: Well, then you went on to say your six camera
Speaker 2: is blue. You named her Jezebel. Listen, you're just on
Speaker 2: one with these kinds of fucking names. I named my
Speaker 2: car's normal. Shit, this is great.
Speaker 4: Why is it that our cars just love being called
Speaker 4: like whrror names, you know, because they are horrors.
Speaker 2: You feed them and they work for you.
Speaker 4: What would you call them?
Speaker 3: My dad used to every time we were working on
Speaker 3: a car, you filthy, fucking dirty piece of ship.
Speaker 5: It's slot, you know.
Speaker 4: And I just always thought that, like, yeah, maybe they
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 3: Maybe they're just into that, Like if the car is
Speaker 3: ticking on a personality, you're gonna name it and it's like, well,
Speaker 3: if you're gonna call it that and it's responding, Maybe
Speaker 3: maybe they just like that.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think they do.
Speaker 4: I personally think they do. And that's that's the thing. Right.
Speaker 2: I've used this expression for the AK versus the M sixteen. Right,
Speaker 2: the M sixteen's like the wife. You do everything the
Speaker 2: right way, you keep her clean and lubricated, you get
Speaker 2: her all the fancy accessories, and in your moment of needs,
Speaker 2: she will.
Speaker 4: Fail on you.
Speaker 2: The AK is the whore.
Speaker 4: You feed her and she works for you. That's just
Speaker 4: how this goes.
Speaker 2: Your car. If nothing else is the same way, If
Speaker 2: you put gas in, and she goes for you. That's
Speaker 2: how this works. And then you do get the ones
Speaker 2: that you keep for too long, then they become like
Speaker 2: your wife, right, and then you do all the fancy things,
Speaker 2: you get her checked out and all this, and she
Speaker 2: still just has that engine knock that you can't get.
Speaker 2: It's like, motherfucker, but that piece of shit that you
Speaker 2: just pick off off the side of the road, boys,
Speaker 2: she'll run, She'll fucking run.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, I just date my cars.
Speaker 2: I don't marry him.
Speaker 4: Bro, I'm not into that. You know.
Speaker 3: You gotta trade them in every so often, because once
Speaker 3: they get up to a certain mileage, it's like now
Speaker 3: now I'm gonna be taking aggression out on you. And
Speaker 3: I'm a mostly peaceful person, you know, And I don't
Speaker 3: want to have a mostly peaceful protest like Gavin Newsom,
Speaker 3: which is what makes me want to do.
Speaker 2: But I've also heard the expression excuse the expression for
Speaker 2: all the good g rated cult members listening this conversation.
Speaker 4: Is there's no such thing as a g rated cult member,
Speaker 4: right right, no doubt.
Speaker 2: But uh, I also heard I had a buddy of
Speaker 2: mine who back when I was riding with the motorcycle
Speaker 2: club in Virginia. He had just got this nice new bike, right,
Speaker 2: and he didn't want to ride it because he wanted
Speaker 2: to keep the miles down for resale. And I'm like, so,
Speaker 2: is that like not fucking your girlfriends so you can
Speaker 2: keep it tight for the next guy, Like that doesn't
Speaker 2: make sense to me out loud, Like why would you
Speaker 2: do that? Like if you if you got a bike,
Speaker 2: you need to ride that motherfucker like you stole it.
Speaker 2: Like otherwise, why do you have it?
Speaker 4: Is it a collectible?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: Stop all that.
Speaker 2: And it's the same thing even if I was to
Speaker 2: get like my my dream car, right, there's no way
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna have it be a garage princess.
Speaker 4: Like no, I didn't get it to look at it.
Speaker 4: I got that bitch to rite it.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, God is Love.
Speaker 3: I think this is referring to uh yeah, it was
Speaker 3: referring to your clean shave picture. God Love said, ah man,
Speaker 3: that ain't bad, Jacob. Last time I was I shaved clean,
Speaker 3: was prison heard that? Big D said that's a coon
Speaker 3: ass if I ever seen one.
Speaker 4: Yo, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: I don't even look coon ass in the in the
Speaker 2: shaved picture, but it it's a thing.
Speaker 4: It's a thing.
Speaker 3: Kuon Ass is a personality. It's not a look you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't speak with a kuon Ass accent, so I
Speaker 2: can't claim that. Although I want to claim that I'm
Speaker 2: a coon ass, I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not hard with it like the rest of them.
Speaker 3: God is Love said, Uh, definitely didn't expect Jacob to
Speaker 3: actually be taller than me. I'm just now finally exiting
Speaker 3: Florida after brogro Via Miami Beach.
Speaker 11: I would like I thought he was taller than me
Speaker 11: or like my height, Am I taller than God is Love?
Speaker 11: He seemed pretty fucking he was tall, fucking stacked too, bro,
Speaker 11: you boy didn't miss the gym.
Speaker 4: Yeah he was a fucking lean guy, dude, big time
Speaker 4: great for sure. Yeah it was all right.
Speaker 3: So all right, Well, I think we're pretty much caught up.
Speaker 3: We're gonna wrap it up right there. So all the
Speaker 3: good cult members, thank you so much for coming to
Speaker 3: join us tonight. Spirit Dannal, you got one more thing
Speaker 3: you wanted to say?
Speaker 5: Uh, I'll we missed it last time. I didn't know
Speaker 5: if you want me to say it this time.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, all right, let Jacob do his AUDI and
Speaker 3: then you can do your AUDI and then I'll wrap
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 4: All right, That works?
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