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Speaker 3: What were you doing trying to lot?
Speaker 4: I'm recause we're changing our topics, Neil. And because you're
Speaker 4: leaving early, I have to read.
Speaker 3: We're still doing this show, dude.
Speaker 4: I thought we were walking out. I thought someone was
Speaker 4: gonna walk out.
Speaker 3: Oh is that mind? You? You lock out?
Speaker 5: I've been multitask skiing here. Leave me alone and now
Speaker 5: handle on the news. Ladies and gentlemen, here's Bill Handley.
Speaker 3: Put my microphone on. Here we go, everybody, Good morning.
Speaker 4: I handle here ooh footy, stop it, Neil, foody Friday?
Speaker 4: All right, so I start the show not having put
Speaker 4: the microphone on.
Speaker 6: Genius, did you say foody Friday was I mean you're geting,
Speaker 6: we're getting food.
Speaker 4: That's my crosier. Uh yeah, because yeah, yeah, because Neil.
Speaker 3: First thing I said when I walked in, what do
Speaker 3: we have? And yeah, Neil graciously said, hey, you know
Speaker 3: what I want to buy? Breakfast? Oh no, Bill, why
Speaker 3: don't you buy breakfast. I'm not buying it, not when
Speaker 3: you're in town. I know new way, So I'm buying.
Speaker 3: I'm buying breakfast.
Speaker 4: So I remember that first time I had lunch with
Speaker 4: you was about the sixth time I had lunch with Neil.
Speaker 4: It's I would always pay because my contracts better than his,
Speaker 4: and so I would always pay. And at one point,
Speaker 4: I think our third or fourth one, I go to
Speaker 4: the restroom and I come back and I asked the
Speaker 4: waitress person, the female waitress person, you know I need
Speaker 4: the Billy Goes already taken care of your buddy, took
Speaker 4: care of it. I looked at Neil remember this, and
Speaker 4: I said, oh, yeah, yeah, Neil.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4: Not only do I not appreciate you paying for this,
Speaker 4: but myself es my esteem.
Speaker 3: For you has just dropped ten points.
Speaker 4: Ever since then, if he gets anywhere near the bill,
Speaker 4: he throws it at me and if I'm across the table,
Speaker 4: it's like a frisbee.
Speaker 3: Thirty years ago. Yeah, hey, I'm a quick study. You
Speaker 3: remember what place it was.
Speaker 4: No, it was Tulips down the street, in down the
Speaker 4: street and the old City.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the old studios side that hotel there. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: remember that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the old studio that was falling apart
Speaker 4: because they knew they were going to sell the building,
Speaker 4: and we actually named the rats. They became friends and
Speaker 4: we knew all the whole homeless people.
Speaker 6: It got so bad towards the end there that all
Speaker 6: the wiring underneath of people's desks were being chew.
Speaker 3: You know, it's fabulous. Oh, I'd see him run past
Speaker 3: me because I'd often work late, and I'd see them
Speaker 3: run past the doors. We used to write on the walls,
Speaker 3: you remember, Crow, We'd write on the walls, and there
Speaker 3: was that one pillar that we wrote our games on.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 4: For those people that don't know, because we haven't seen
Speaker 4: Mike Crozier in the morning for years, Mike is the
Speaker 4: anchor for the Conway Show and he's a big, big
Speaker 4: part of the Conway Show. So he's filly in for
Speaker 4: Amy this morning. So that's Crozier. That's quite right, it's true.
Speaker 4: And good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 4: Hey Neil the man who asks for breakfast to be
Speaker 4: paid for by me?
Speaker 3: How are damn straight? Willie wolf Esquire, how are you, sir?
Speaker 3: I'm good. We used to beat Friday.
Speaker 4: We thank happy Friday, heavy foody Friday, and we used
Speaker 4: to have Remember we had interns. People actually woke up
Speaker 4: to be interns on this show. They would go out
Speaker 4: and get do.
Speaker 3: I remember, Yeah, you're forgetting it was an intern on
Speaker 3: this show. Oh that's right. Yeah, I used to go
Speaker 3: out and get I once got scolded by Rich Murauda
Speaker 3: because I didn't buy enough sides. And I'm like, you
Speaker 3: didn't give me enough money for sides and cono, good morning,
Speaker 3: good morning Bill. And you're gonna be doing with me?
Speaker 3: Are what segment?
Speaker 4: I think our eight thirty segment the Tyson versus Paul
Speaker 4: fall Paul fight tonight on Netflix, because you are the expert.
Speaker 3: On that one. Strong thoughts. Yeah, no, no, no, it's
Speaker 3: gonna be strong thoughts. I'm sorry. Crowsier.
Speaker 4: Also, oh, Crow, you're also part of it. Huh yeah, man, okay,
Speaker 4: I like boxing too. I'm Mexican it's right cono very requisite. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you have to. I don't like well, Jews don't box.
Speaker 4: Jews represent boxers. They owned the gyms, they owned the
Speaker 4: boxing matches. Oh okay, before we get to the news.
Speaker 4: It's Friday. We're gonna have a good time. I'm out
Speaker 4: the door on the fifth floor. Yesterday I at a
Speaker 4: meeting upstairs, and that is our main reception area is
Speaker 4: one floor above us. So the receptionist, nice nice guy,
Speaker 4: hands me a lawsuit and I'm going, what's this And
Speaker 4: he says, I don't know what it is. It's a lawsuit.
Speaker 4: I was served. Now it doesn't bother me because you
Speaker 4: need personal service. You can't drop it off of a desk.
Speaker 4: And I'm looking at it and I see the hand
Speaker 4: is handwritten. I mean, it's filed with the court. And
Speaker 4: then I look at the actual complaint and it is handwritten.
Speaker 4: The guy could have done a crayon for all I know.
Speaker 4: And he has filed a small claim suit against me.
Speaker 4: And so I look and it argues what the plaintiff's
Speaker 4: damages are? You know, what did I do? I malpracticed?
Speaker 4: Being I'm being sued for malpractice? How much do you want?
Speaker 3: Nothing? I want no damages, and it just went on
Speaker 3: and on on.
Speaker 4: Filed a lawsuit insisting that I agree have the court
Speaker 4: order me to admit that I'm malpractice based on the
Speaker 4: fact that I had said something about small claims court
Speaker 4: being a ten thousand dollars jurisdictional limit and I'm wrong.
Speaker 4: It was twelve five hundred dollars. So he's screaming and
Speaker 4: now I'm gonna sue you. You have to mint malpractice, and
Speaker 4: I'm saying I'll stipulate to that. I admit that every show.
Speaker 4: Why would you file a small claim suit where I've
Speaker 4: admitted it over and over and over again.
Speaker 3: So here's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4: It's in my car, and I think after the show,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go downstairs and pick it up and I'll
Speaker 4: photograph it. I got rid of his name because of course,
Speaker 4: you know we can't'd love to use his name.
Speaker 3: What courtA?
Speaker 4: Is it La or is it I don't have small claims.
Speaker 4: I didn't look at which courthouse.
Speaker 3: If it's Ventura, I might know who it is. There's
Speaker 3: a guy that used to sue us and do stuff
Speaker 3: like that out of Ventura all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know and how much is it to
Speaker 4: file a small claims court these days?
Speaker 3: Forty to fifty bucks, sixty bucks? I don't even know
Speaker 3: what it is now? How much is a small claimsuit?
Speaker 3: I don't know. If only we had an attorney, but
Speaker 3: we do. We have a pairalalegal here. We don't even
Speaker 3: have one legal here. That's true.
Speaker 4: Hey, sirih, what is the small court jurisdictional limit in
Speaker 4: La County?
Speaker 7: Oh, you're not talking about the filing fee?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can allly hear damages like oh, now it's
Speaker 4: even saying ten thousand. So this hasn't picked it up yet.
Speaker 4: It doesn't say whoa you should sue Surrey? I know, sirih.
Speaker 3: Is the putative damage Small.
Speaker 6: Claims Court California Department of Consumer fares. In general, claims
Speaker 6: are limited to disputes up to five thousand however, natural
Speaker 6: that's that's business. Persons can claim up to ten right.
Speaker 4: Except it's now twelve five. I think that's so I
Speaker 4: may be right and he may be wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna sue the Internet. Well, what's filing fees on them?
Speaker 7: To thirty to one hundred bucks?
Speaker 4: Okay, great, thirty to one hundred dollars like said, Okay,
Speaker 4: got it all right, guys, We're let's do it. Handle
Speaker 4: on handle, not on the handle, not on the handle,
Speaker 4: not doing the law very well. We're here, we got start.
Speaker 3: I know it always is.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the Morning Show Crozier on a Friday morning,
Speaker 4: by the way, and I want to highly recommend, by
Speaker 4: the way, for those of you. I know it's tough
Speaker 4: if you're listening this early in the morning till it
Speaker 4: is to listen late not not really listened late afternoon
Speaker 4: to Conway, because Conway, I think is one of the
Speaker 4: most with with Krozer, one of the most talented and
Speaker 4: greatest shows out there. I'm a huge fan. Okay, listen
Speaker 4: every day. Okay, let's do it, guys. Time for Handle
Speaker 4: on the News with Mike Crozier in for Amy Neil
Speaker 4: Savedra and uh oh that's you still fighting and yeah,
Speaker 4: no you're it. I cannot get rid of this thing
Speaker 4: and me in for me lead story.
Speaker 2: So healthy, gotta be healthy.
Speaker 3: I want to be Uh Trump is out doing himself.
Speaker 4: Uh just I I mean, this is fantastic and I'm
Speaker 4: going to do this at seven o'clock.
Speaker 3: I didn't tell you he nominated me as part of
Speaker 3: his cabinet, which would be better than way. You know
Speaker 3: there was a king of.
Speaker 4: Footiness I know where there is couldn't be better than this.
Speaker 4: He picks RFK Junior to be the head of Department
Speaker 4: of Health and Human Services.
Speaker 3: Now he is picking.
Speaker 4: These cabinet heads that stunning even his followers in the
Speaker 4: Senate and in Congress. And I have a theory as
Speaker 4: to why he is doing this because he may even
Speaker 4: know that these people are completely unqualified.
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Speaker 4: And I have said many times that loyalty is everything
Speaker 4: to him, more important than credentials, more important than competence,
Speaker 4: more important than experience.
Speaker 3: It's all about loyalty.
Speaker 4: But I have a but there are plenty people who
Speaker 4: actually have credentials and experience that he could select who
Speaker 4: are super loyal. I have a theory as to exactly
Speaker 4: why he's doing that, and I'm gonna do that at
Speaker 4: seven o'clock. I'm going to share that with you, and
Speaker 4: I think I'm right.
Speaker 3: Every time you say theory, I think of Mike Tyson
Speaker 3: trying to get information from the internet. Hey, theory, that's
Speaker 3: actually very funny.
Speaker 7: It's too big, that's strong.
Speaker 3: Sorry, go ahead, Bob.
Speaker 6: Senators watched some details on Matt Gates's ethics bro before
Speaker 6: they even think about confirming him for Attorney General.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's another one. There's another one.
Speaker 4: Matt Gates, Attorney General of the United States, talked about
Speaker 4: it yesterday. What is his background? He wasn't even a
Speaker 4: junior partner. He was the lowest level attorney at a
Speaker 4: firm for three years or two years in.
Speaker 3: Florida, a nine person firm.
Speaker 4: That did business litigation, a business firm, and he goes
Speaker 4: from there to the Attorney General of the United States
Speaker 4: of America. In terms of legal background, it is astounding.
Speaker 3: It is less like building a cabinet, and it's more
Speaker 3: like he's putting together a team for a heist. Uh,
Speaker 3: it's Donald J. Trump, you son of a bitch. I'm
Speaker 3: in it is going to be.
Speaker 4: And then Musk has already started the story about Musk,
Speaker 4: which is crazy, and hegwith.
Speaker 3: Who is is that that pronounced his name Pete Hegwick?
Speaker 3: Do I have that right? Hegg Staph, hegeth HeiG Seth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's head of the Pentagon, a captain in the army.
Speaker 6: I haven't heard much from from Congress members talking so
Speaker 6: much about Rfk or or even Heigstath as opposed to
Speaker 6: Matt Gates, where people in Congress, even the Republican Party
Speaker 6: members hate him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uh, he has the most hate herble face
Speaker 3: of vine, doesn't he have, Like it's worse. It's worse
Speaker 3: than you know, like college fraternity guy face.
Speaker 6: But head from Beavison. But head is a perfect representation
Speaker 6: of his face.
Speaker 3: Fire fire, fire fire. They hate Donald Trump, so Pete
Speaker 3: haig Seth. He is Donald Trump's pick for Secretary of Defense.
Speaker 3: He apparently was involved in a police investigation into an
Speaker 3: alleged sexual assault in twenty seventeen. That's how it starts.
Speaker 3: That's like the uh, the headline here, right, and then
Speaker 3: you get into the story. It says the city's statement
Speaker 3: did not specifically identify haig Seth as the alleged assailant,
Speaker 3: but said he was involved in the investigation and that
Speaker 3: the victim's name and age were confidential. It's like, well, okay,
Speaker 3: what was he a part of the investigation? Was he
Speaker 3: the person of interest? Was he a suspect in it?
Speaker 3: I don't tell us. No.
Speaker 6: I would argue that CNN doesn't hate Trump. I would argue,
Speaker 6: see n love well, yes at this point maybe yes.
Speaker 3: It didn't help them during the election. It all went
Speaker 3: to MSNBC.
Speaker 6: Apparently there is a fake nurse in the Southland, but
Speaker 6: from Virginia. Who's been arrested for being a fake nurse.
Speaker 6: She was right here down the street at Providence Saint Josephic.
Speaker 3: Center, right across the street.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she was hired by them back in April, and
Speaker 6: she used a false ID and she was there from
Speaker 6: April eighth to May eighth, oversaw as many as sixty
Speaker 6: patients before colleagues discovered that she was impersonating a real nurse.
Speaker 6: How do you discover that? Was she just screwing things upward?
Speaker 6: Did somebody just kind of dig into it?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: Wait a second, was she in the proctology department? Because
Speaker 3: I remember an incident. I still have that light bulbing.
Speaker 4: And by the way, the next story says that the
Speaker 4: fake nurse is really fake news and therefore she's a
Speaker 4: real nurse.
Speaker 3: What Okay?
Speaker 6: She was eventually fired, but she ended up getting two
Speaker 6: paychecks before that, and then she ended up getting employed
Speaker 6: at Henry May New Hall Hospital in Santa Clarita up
Speaker 6: up north.
Speaker 4: And that is a crime. By the way, you cannot
Speaker 4: do that, I would imagine. Don't let you do that.
Speaker 3: Huh? What about doctors? Uh?
Speaker 4: The only thing that's not criminals pretending you're a lawyer.
Speaker 4: There is a Saturday show that's hurt It that's actually syndicated,
Speaker 4: and the guy talks about karaoke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, heard it.
Speaker 7: How do you get how does she even get higher?
Speaker 4: That's what I don't unders, because they're so desperate for
Speaker 4: and you just bring fake papers with you, and they're
Speaker 4: so desperate for nurses.
Speaker 6: No matter how many people, how many people I know
Speaker 6: that are looking for jobs and say, Nope, can't get it,
Speaker 6: can't get it, can't you know, they're.
Speaker 4: Not well certain fields nurses, nurses are so there's such
Speaker 4: a shortage of nurses, there's such a shortage of doctors,
Speaker 4: general practitioners, interness that you've got a clinic, you got
Speaker 4: a hospital that has to fill spots, and here you
Speaker 4: go someone that looks like they're credentialed.
Speaker 3: We should Crozier, do it undercover on Conway, see if
Speaker 3: you can get in as a nurse somewhere.
Speaker 7: Sarah, we don't do investigative reporting here.
Speaker 9: Okay, it was just there, sir, all right, I apologize.
Speaker 3: I want to point something out. They'll be the three
Speaker 3: of us. I'm gonna go hug him.
Speaker 4: Okay, since the three of us have been together for
Speaker 4: literally thirty years. I hear at Kfi this he is
Speaker 4: hugging him, by the way he actually is hugging him.
Speaker 4: There's gonna be a lot of references to stuff over
Speaker 4: the years. I just want to, sir, I just want
Speaker 4: to point this out. I mean, there's a lot of
Speaker 4: inside baseball for those people. A lot of you will
Speaker 4: understand what's going on. A lot of people are gonna.
Speaker 3: Go, huh. You're the only person I know that can
Speaker 3: explain something and make it less understandable. That's true. What
Speaker 3: you're gonna hear is a figment of my imagination. And
Speaker 3: there's gonna be some sounds that you may recognize or
Speaker 3: not recognize, but the reality is no one knows what's
Speaker 3: going on.
Speaker 7: It'll make sense, but yet it won't.
Speaker 4: Well. Yeah, by the way, I want to, I'd like
Speaker 4: to welcome any new listeners that just tuned in and
Speaker 4: thank you for listening.
Speaker 3: One day.
Speaker 4: One day, Okay, let's move on. Alaska Airlines plane loses tires.
Speaker 4: For those who aren't in the aviation industry, that's bad.
Speaker 4: They lost the tires on takeoff there from Dulles. But
Speaker 4: they made a safe but bumpy landing at Lax. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it doesn't say what aircraft it is, and you have
Speaker 4: to guess it's a seven thirty seven. Also, Alaska Airlines
Speaker 4: has sort of had its share, hasn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Right e splodo doors? Didn't they start the whole like,
Speaker 3: wasn't that door was doors?
Speaker 4: And then they went backwards and found all these humongous
Speaker 4: problems and it doesn't say what the aircraft is.
Speaker 3: I know nothing.
Speaker 6: Back a while ago, Alaska Airlines they were one of
Speaker 6: the absolute more safer ones, like yeah, Quantas and along those,
Speaker 6: and I'm wondering how many what percentage of their planes
Speaker 6: are specific.
Speaker 3: I remember we could find out flight three oh nine.
Speaker 4: Also, Alaska Airlines was one of the if I remember correctly,
Speaker 4: I think I do. There was a woman pilot and
Speaker 4: she was blamed initially for the crash, and mainly because
Speaker 4: she was a woman pilot. Those were the days when
Speaker 4: women were pretty rare in the cockpit better and better now.
Speaker 4: And it turned out to be a jack screw that
Speaker 4: moved the aileron or the back aleron, you know that
Speaker 4: goes up and down where there's a big screw, that
Speaker 4: circular screw that was back and forth that had failed
Speaker 4: into the ground.
Speaker 6: Yeah, by the way, that gear problem that was observed
Speaker 6: just after take off from Dulles International Airport, which doesn't
Speaker 6: surprise me because Dulles is a crabhole airport.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh, by the way, and just looked it up. It
Speaker 4: was a seven thirty seven with this airline. Ooh, another
Speaker 4: one for Boeing.
Speaker 7: It's just keep on coming.
Speaker 3: Why is that not in the story? You think that
Speaker 3: would have what? I have no idea.
Speaker 6: The Pentagon is apparently there investigating hundreds of reports of
Speaker 6: new UFO sidings. We assume that they've always been looking
Speaker 6: into this stuff, but now they're just making more public
Speaker 6: that they're at least looking into it.
Speaker 4: Well, they set up an they actually set up a
Speaker 4: department within the Pentagon to look at UFO sidings. Now
Speaker 4: they're saying, we can't really explain UFO. There are We
Speaker 4: can explain a lot of them, some we can't. No
Speaker 4: evidence at all that there are aliens out there. Now,
Speaker 4: you are going to see next week there will be
Speaker 4: a new cabinet post the Secretary of talking to Martians
Speaker 4: under the Trump administration.
Speaker 3: I guarantee that's going to happen. I am George Norring
Speaker 3: I'm happy to tell you I am a part of
Speaker 3: the Trump administration, and that'll be great obesity crisis dun dundu.
Speaker 3: Twenty fifty study predicts that two hundred and sixty million
Speaker 3: in the US cheese, that's almost the whole country in
Speaker 3: the US will be overweight or obese by twenty fifty.
Speaker 3: I think you know what I can beat that? Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're heffers.
Speaker 4: I mean as a society. I mean, you were getting
Speaker 4: bigger and bigger and it ain't good.
Speaker 7: Is there any other country that we can even remotely
Speaker 7: compare to? I mean?
Speaker 6: Or is it just seem like every country's doing pretty
Speaker 6: well with this stuff except us?
Speaker 4: No, there are plenty of countries. Western Europe is getting
Speaker 4: pretty pretty fat, is it? The Asian countries do okay.
Speaker 4: A lot of the African countries do okay because they
Speaker 4: eat sand for dinner, and.
Speaker 3: Well that's horrible.
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Speaker 7: Yes, sand is pretty horrible.
Speaker 3: No, I mean it's Are you gonna be here to
Speaker 3: help or to harm?
Speaker 4: Broeh, But I think America is as the worst of
Speaker 4: any country.
Speaker 6: It's got to be like exponential. Yeah. California is launching
Speaker 6: new rebates to help cut home energy costs. You can
Speaker 6: get thousands of dollars apparently for homeowners to installing heat
Speaker 6: pumps to make your home more energy efficient, reduce your
Speaker 6: bills by apparently hundreds of dollars a year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, heat pumps are different than compressors. It's a whole
Speaker 4: different technology, and I don't understand it. It's been explaining
Speaker 4: to me dozens of times that I don't understand it.
Speaker 3: So wait a second. If I'm fat, yeah, I'm shading
Speaker 3: the summer and I'm warmth in the winter, I don't
Speaker 3: get a rebate, and now they're worried about people getting fat.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's I'm energy efficient. That's a different story. But
Speaker 3: it's there's money there, you know. It's when you get
Speaker 3: rebates like electric cars.
Speaker 4: I mean you used to get what seventy five hundred
Speaker 4: dollars from the Feds and another several thousand dollars from
Speaker 4: the state of California which stopped. And the same thing
Speaker 4: with energy efficient energy efficient appliances, with the solar stuff too. Yeah,
Speaker 4: solar systems, there's I still think you solar systems, you
Speaker 4: get thirty percent credit, So you put it in a twenty,
Speaker 4: you put in a thirty, You put in a thirty
Speaker 4: thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Solar system, which is you know what with eight you.
Speaker 4: Get ten thousand dollars credit right off your taxes.
Speaker 3: You know what they did with the grass. You remember
Speaker 3: when they were saying zero scaping, So we did that.
Speaker 3: They gave you like a seven thousand dollars credit or whatever.
Speaker 3: We gutted everything, put zero escaping in and then they
Speaker 3: charged us taxes on that seven thousand. Wow. Yeah. Oh
Speaker 3: it was then reassessed the house because it went up.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Really, it was kind of like that. And I'm like
Speaker 3: geez Louise Elon Musk, of course, a close advisor to
Speaker 3: President elect Donald J.
Speaker 7: Trump.
Speaker 3: He met strangely enough with Iran's ambassador to the United
Speaker 3: States just this past Monday in New York and this
Speaker 3: session of whatever you want to call it that two
Speaker 3: Iranian officials described as a discussion on how to diffuse
Speaker 3: tensions between Iran and the United States. That's interesting.
Speaker 4: What is in a couple things were interesting or three
Speaker 4: things that I'm going to point out. First of all,
Speaker 4: if he's able to actually facilitate uh, better relations between
Speaker 4: Iran and the US, that's pretty impressive. Like Jesse Jackson
Speaker 4: to release that American flyer out of Syria that was captured,
Speaker 4: that National Guard flyer.
Speaker 3: He's the one that pulled it off.
Speaker 4: And it's illegal to talk to a foreign government on
Speaker 4: behalf of the US if you're a private citizen. Yes, well,
Speaker 4: no one's going to deal with it because they didn't
Speaker 4: with Jesse Jackson made a big deal.
Speaker 3: Now, Uh, Elon Musk, is he going to be the guy?
Speaker 4: And you know, is he going to be uh ambassador pulling.
Speaker 3: Polar petuary. That's a word. What the hell? It's good.
Speaker 3: That's a good word.
Speaker 4: It means at at large, UH ambassador at large representing
Speaker 4: the United States polar terary.
Speaker 3: You can look that up. I'm horrible with names.
Speaker 6: It's fascinating to me to see how much he's got
Speaker 6: his fingers in everything, even you know, with the Doze
Speaker 6: Department coming up and in this formulations.
Speaker 4: And uh and and and how what kind of power
Speaker 4: is gonna happ when Trump The first phone called Trump
Speaker 4: made to a foreign leader was to the president of
Speaker 4: Turkey Ernigon. Musk was on the line. Yeah, he was
Speaker 4: on the line. And that's right. And then you had
Speaker 4: other phone calls with world leaders and Donald Trump, and you.
Speaker 3: Know in movies and stuff like that, when they have
Speaker 3: the radical Islamis and terrorists and they're in.
Speaker 4: Toyotas, beat up out toyotas or whatever, and they're yelling
Speaker 4: and shooting things out of the back. Now they're going
Speaker 4: to be in cyber trucks. Yes, he's making the deal.
Speaker 3: Yeah they are so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it happened before, for example Jerry Kushner, when normalization
Speaker 4: happened between Israel and for example Morocco. It was Trump
Speaker 4: sent his son in law, Jerry Kushner, thirty two years old,
Speaker 4: zero experience of course in foreign relations, and it just
Speaker 4: so happened. They all fell into place. Anybody could have
Speaker 4: been centered.
Speaker 6: I'd love to know how much Elon is I taking
Speaker 6: part in these conversations on the phone.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but he's Elon has gone right into
Speaker 4: the inner inner circles.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because if he if he is like he we
Speaker 6: all know him to be, and kind of bulling in
Speaker 6: a china shop. And it gets on these phone calls
Speaker 6: and he starts interjecting himself more and more. How long
Speaker 6: is this relationship with him and Trump gonna last?
Speaker 3: Who knows? A great point, like, you're dealing with a
Speaker 3: lot of just and a.
Speaker 4: Lot of crazy people. Is gonna bounce all over the place. Now,
Speaker 4: I don't want to say Trump is crazy. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna say Trump is crazy. Uh, there's a lot now,
Speaker 4: he's crazy like a fox. Granted, and I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I was listening this morning, and I had no idea
Speaker 4: that Trump went with the biggest landslide in the history
Speaker 4: of the United States, with the biggest popular vote in
Speaker 4: the history of the United States and the biggest electoral
Speaker 4: vote in the history of the United States. But you
Speaker 4: kept saying that it wasn't a landslide. That is, it
Speaker 4: wasn't a landslide. He picked up all of Okay, three
Speaker 4: twelve to two thirty two, all right, electoral calledge How
Speaker 4: about this Richard Nixon against George McGovern.
Speaker 3: Every single state. Yes, that's the landslide in recent modern history.
Speaker 3: You don't have those kinds of It's like saying, ayead.
Speaker 4: Obama, here's second term cleaned up. Yeah, I mean Trump
Speaker 4: just he's a delusion.
Speaker 7: Back in the day, what.
Speaker 3: Reagan is second term? Yeah, it's so anyway, the greatest
Speaker 3: land slide ever.
Speaker 6: Okay, scientists that discovered the world's largest coral, not reef,
Speaker 6: just coral apparently so big you can be seen from space,
Speaker 6: more than one hundred feet long at least three hundred
Speaker 6: years old, some big brown, undulating rock. It sounds like
Speaker 6: it's big old term but you know, uh yeah, they
Speaker 6: said some expeditions people even they mistook it for a
Speaker 6: ship wreck. So three times larger than the previous record.
Speaker 6: Regular difference between a reef and just the whorl the
Speaker 6: coral itself is that the reef is consists of many
Speaker 6: colonies and this is a single specimen that's grown continuously
Speaker 6: for centuries.
Speaker 3: Me too. Nobody's celebrating me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and let me tell you where they found a
Speaker 4: lot of polyps. No, I'm not gonna do it, okay,
Speaker 4: and I paid money for that.
Speaker 3: Yes, what everybody, we're bringing measles back? This is serious stuff.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, because our country's stupid. Yeah, measles is debilitating,
Speaker 3: it's deadly, and cases are surging. Who and CDC warn
Speaker 3: what the hell? You got them up more than twenty
Speaker 3: percent estimated ten point three million last year. And this,
Speaker 3: I think this is it's unacceptable that you have any
Speaker 3: death tolls dealing with this. But we are so completely
Speaker 3: freaked out about vaccines and everything else now that we're
Speaker 3: seeing more and more of this stuff, and we're about
Speaker 3: to have a guy in there who hates vaccines.
Speaker 4: And kids are dying. I mean, this is really serious stuff.
Speaker 4: Kids are dying all over the world a couple of reasons. Pandemic.
Speaker 4: You couldn't go to the doctor because the doctor was dead.
Speaker 4: And you said, and you're right, a vaccine because you're
Speaker 4: gonna have head of Health and Human Services and it's
Speaker 4: going to be.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna miss red four, it's yellow six, it's going
Speaker 3: to be blue thirteen. How do you not vaccinate kids?
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just beyond my understanding.
Speaker 6: I just this is where for me the job gets
Speaker 6: so difficult because of the science involved with it, and
Speaker 6: and like you said, RFK Junior getting in there and
Speaker 6: what we're reporting and how we're reporting it. It's like, yeah, measles,
Speaker 6: and there's a good chance it's gonna grow even more,
Speaker 6: especially in the US if if RFK Junior really comes
Speaker 6: through on the anti vax stuff that he.
Speaker 3: Had come back. He's not going to stop vaccines. He
Speaker 3: said that. I don't you know, he can't.
Speaker 4: He cannot stop a doctor or a medical group from
Speaker 4: giving vaccines.
Speaker 3: But he's got his bully pulpit.
Speaker 4: Where or he is going to tell controlling money well,
Speaker 4: and he says vaccines are terrible, or vaccines cause autism,
Speaker 4: or vaccines are dangerous.
Speaker 6: That's what I was wondering in that position. How much
Speaker 6: can he can he create an edict versus a I
Speaker 6: don't think he can.
Speaker 3: Do an edict person stopped strings. Isn't that power. I
Speaker 3: think what he can.
Speaker 4: Do is, for example, stop federal programs that administer distribute vaccines.
Speaker 4: He's making a move, for example, to eliminate fluoride in
Speaker 4: water systems all over the country because fluoride, somehow is
Speaker 4: I got a great story about that.
Speaker 3: When I was growing up here in Los Angeles San
Speaker 3: Friano Valley.
Speaker 4: They stopped they tried to stop fluoridation of the water
Speaker 4: supply here in Los Angeles because it was quote a
Speaker 4: communist plot for real, that's what they did. It was
Speaker 4: just crazy. It was insane. And so we'll see, we'll
Speaker 4: never learn. H Well, I'm gonna talk more about RIFK
Speaker 4: by the way, coming up at seven am.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't drive in a car with him or any Kennedy,
Speaker 3: especially near water. Yes, fluorinated or not, got it understood, well? Said?
Speaker 6: Okay, So quick question, what is the Korean word for Kamikazi.
Speaker 7: Oh say.
Speaker 6: North Korean leader Kim Jong un has guided This is
Speaker 6: the part I love. He guided a test of suicide
Speaker 6: drones and ordered a mass production of the aerial weapon.
Speaker 6: He says, it's a it needs an update of military theory,
Speaker 6: that whole thing. It's They're also known as loitering munitions,
Speaker 6: which I love brought.
Speaker 3: To you by Boeing. Yes, and these drones are being
Speaker 3: used now.
Speaker 4: They're cheap to make, and they are being used like
Speaker 4: crazy in Ukraine from both sides.
Speaker 3: Keep they keep getting more tech and more distance.
Speaker 7: Get the AI in them.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and they and North Korea has been sending
Speaker 6: drones across the border of the South for time immemorial.
Speaker 4: I can't wait for war to five. It's goind of
Speaker 4: break out any moment. We're in a bad way right now.
Speaker 3: It's basically throwing. It's throwing crap over your neighbor's fence
Speaker 3: at this point. Yeah, alrighty new FDA rules for TV
Speaker 3: drug ads. So those ever present TV drug ads we see,
Speaker 3: you know, the guys hiking or biking, or a man
Speaker 3: and a woman looking into each other's eyes. I took
Speaker 3: the pill. Baby, It's gonna happen. So new rules require
Speaker 3: these drug makers to be clear, more simple language and
Speaker 3: not just the at the end and may cause loose stools. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's yeah, because they do.
Speaker 4: They are formulated to really down play even though half
Speaker 4: of it is disclaimer.
Speaker 3: But you have a good time, and you know you
Speaker 3: take these things.
Speaker 4: You know, people do not stoop with cialis in separate
Speaker 4: bathtubs overlooking the San Fernando Valley. It's hard to get
Speaker 4: laid when you're in separate bathtubs and you're holding hands.
Speaker 3: It's hard to get laid in the San Fernando Valley.
Speaker 3: So yeah, So.
Speaker 6: Disney apparently is making investors happy. They announced that they
Speaker 6: just reported its most profitable quarter and the company's forecast
Speaker 6: even better profits ahead. They did something weird yesterday. They
Speaker 6: gave investors a three year financial outlook, even as the
Speaker 6: economy is still is trying to recover from the pandemic.
Speaker 3: They normally do a year or something. Usually it's a year,
Speaker 3: maybe you next quarter.
Speaker 6: And they were up ten percent after the market opened
Speaker 6: to you know, just announcing that. They said that they
Speaker 6: of course they need to get some better results as
Speaker 6: the streaming and because of all their regular stuff has
Speaker 6: been just suffering so badly because of the cord cutting
Speaker 6: and all that, so they need to they what was it,
Speaker 6: four hundred and sixty million, seventy four percent.
Speaker 7: It just went up just in the last quarter to
Speaker 7: four hundred and sixty minis.
Speaker 4: This is a company that does like insane billions of dollars.
Speaker 4: I think north of one hundred billion dollars a year.
Speaker 4: And the parks are doing great because they keep on
Speaker 4: charge yesterday and more and more and more.
Speaker 3: How crowded was it yesterday? By the way, Actually it
Speaker 3: was great yesterday, Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And Disney Plus has finally turned a proft a profit.
Speaker 4: By the way, I am a subscriber of Disney Plus.
Speaker 4: I like Disney I love it. There's some great stuff
Speaker 4: there because a documentary freak, and they have some great.
Speaker 6: Stuff since they started emerging, a lot of this stuff
Speaker 6: with Hulu being in that. Yeah, definitely a Disney Plus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's a it's terrific.
Speaker 4: Everything has done well and their movies have done well.
Speaker 4: And the only issue was Disney Plus which lost its shirt.
Speaker 4: Even though it opened with fifty million subscribers, it was
Speaker 4: still losing money until last quarter.
Speaker 6: So I think that was a big by product of
Speaker 6: like Hulu joining it and making everybody forcing everybody off
Speaker 6: of the regular Hulu streaming onto Disney Plus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whole New World. Oh wow, All right, Elon Musk
Speaker 3: wants you to help root out government waste, but only
Speaker 3: if you're super super smart and willing to work eighty
Speaker 3: hours a week. Yeah, that's what super smart people do, Musk.
Speaker 3: He's standing up the Department of Government Efficiency DOGE, which
Speaker 3: is interesting because it's named after a cryptocurrency that he
Speaker 3: was linked to and said it was going to do
Speaker 3: great and then didn't do anything. Is looking for the
Speaker 3: top one percent of people interested in joining crazy.
Speaker 4: Right, long hours of high intensity only exceptional performance will
Speaker 4: constitute a passing grade.
Speaker 3: You really want to work for Elon Mutch, don't you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: There's a guy I heard the.
Speaker 4: Other day one of the best descriptions I think I've
Speaker 4: ever heard. Somebody said he has the body of an autopsy.
Speaker 3: He does have an he has an interesting trunk, his chest,
Speaker 3: his body little but I very barrel. Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 3: like peep, listen.
Speaker 7: He looks like he has no legs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a billionaire and he's a weird billionaires. But
Speaker 3: he's the richest man in the world. But he is
Speaker 3: a genius.
Speaker 4: He is both a visionary a genius, uh and not
Speaker 4: so smart and crazy well you certifiable.
Speaker 3: But he's doing so much for technology and for people
Speaker 3: and he does one yet wile still those are.
Speaker 4: His I mean he walks the walk, I mean he
Speaker 4: works those insane hours. H Okay, guys, we are done.
Speaker 4: Oh just quickly, Tropical storm Sarah is coming in and
Speaker 4: you're gonna die.
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, we are dude. Now coming up?
Speaker 4: All right, Donald Trump and the craziest nomination yet. And
Speaker 4: I have a theory why he is doing these crazy
Speaker 4: ass nominations. Matt Gates and now Robert Kennedy. Pete Segwi,
Speaker 4: I mean, just really fun stuff. And I know what
Speaker 4: is it? Heeg Seth. I have a mental block. You
Speaker 4: have to write this down. Can you put it this
Speaker 4: and put it on the board? Hegg sith Seth, hat Seth,
Speaker 4: isn't that a star wars saying no, oh.
Speaker 3: What do you do? You seriously want que cards? Yeah?
Speaker 3: For the names?
Speaker 4: How many times have I mispronounced my name at events?
Speaker 3: Don't even ask? Okay, we'll be back. Bill Hamblett.
Speaker 7: I have to say real quick.
Speaker 6: The last time I did this was December twenty ninth,
Speaker 6: twenty twenty, and I've missed this so much.
Speaker 3: We'll be back plenty more.
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