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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But your freaking idiots. All right, A couple things do

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<v Speaker 3>remember here a final day for Rock the Bank, your

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<v Speaker 3>first Rock the Bank keyword that could score you a

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<v Speaker 3>thousand bucks. We'll be coming up after you say it.

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<v Speaker 3>We play it round nine oh five. And that ain't

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<v Speaker 3>no job. And on the subject of you say we play,

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<v Speaker 3>you still got roughly fifteen minutes or so. If you

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<v Speaker 3>haven't got a vote in for that yet jur Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're voting on a tesla this morning. There's three

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<v Speaker 1>songs to choose from. Somebody who votes can win those

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<v Speaker 1>post Malone and jelly roll tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>So a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Motivator slash reward for you jr. Our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like to apologize to you because I know I'm

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<v Speaker 3>about to be chastised when you hear this. What this

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<v Speaker 3>really is a feel good story that might have been

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<v Speaker 3>nice to include in the in the good, the bad,

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<v Speaker 3>and the ugly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't mind.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a platfor of Okay, I just know how

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<v Speaker 3>sensitive you are to the good side of things, although

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<v Speaker 3>it is a story I'm updating from earlier this week

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<v Speaker 3>on the thousands of chicks that were abandoned in the

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<v Speaker 3>hot US Postal truck, you know, last weekend, and then

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<v Speaker 3>found their way to a no kill animal shelter in Delaware.

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<v Speaker 3>It was originally twelve thousand chicks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and a bunch of them cooked though unfortunately.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, being shipped which I wasn't aware that the US

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<v Speaker 3>Postal Service shipped chickens, but yeah, they do. From these

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<v Speaker 3>bird farms and whatnot. They go out to the various vendors.

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<v Speaker 3>These chicks were abandoned in these hot trucks and left

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<v Speaker 3>for several days, and as Taco pointed out, a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of them died, but about five thousand of them survived,

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<v Speaker 3>and they end up in this animal shelter, which is

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<v Speaker 3>a no kill shelter, and they were overwhelmed. Overwhelmed they did.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, they're usually dealing with cats and dogs and

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<v Speaker 3>stuff of that nature. Now they've got five thousand chickens.

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<v Speaker 1>And they were pleading to the public, Hey, come and

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<v Speaker 1>adopted chick.

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<v Speaker 3>And of course people came out of the woodwork saying, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I want to get them and eat them and get

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<v Speaker 3>their eggs maybe, and they're like, no, no, we're not.

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<v Speaker 3>We want them to be adopted. They've now all been adopted.

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<v Speaker 3>That's awesome. Including some other birds like turkeys and quails

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<v Speaker 3>that were also among the surviving birds. Found new homes

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<v Speaker 3>for all of them. I think that is phenomenal news.

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<v Speaker 3>I just I truly and I'm gonna usually not the

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<v Speaker 3>skeptic here. I truly hope that any of those people

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<v Speaker 3>that are gonna eat them didn't make it through. But

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<v Speaker 3>you know some did. I agree with you, because you

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<v Speaker 3>know I'm a skeptic in general. Yes, and I listen.

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<v Speaker 3>I think this is very I think this is much

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<v Speaker 3>more plausible as to what happened. Let's go behind the

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<v Speaker 3>scenes at the No Kill shelter. Look, we got to

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<v Speaker 3>do something about these birds going nuts here with this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>well we can't. Look, look, just give them to whoever

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<v Speaker 3>wants them. Yeah, well, put out a press release, a

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<v Speaker 3>feel good deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Please do not eat these chicks.

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<v Speaker 3>We found.

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<v Speaker 2>We wage sure and told each person, just.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when you buy fireworks, you have to sign the

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<v Speaker 1>little thing that you own a farm to shoot them

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<v Speaker 1>off to scare birds. We made them sign little waivers it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we didn't put we told them not to them.

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<v Speaker 3>The final statement says that you were adopted by farms,

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<v Speaker 3>rescue organizations and local families.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're going with the positive route on it that

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<v Speaker 1>these are all flourishing right now.

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<v Speaker 3>How many people do you think quit that shelter over

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<v Speaker 3>this thing? But I didn't sign up for this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a volunteer, right. I'm okay with taking the dogs

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<v Speaker 3>out and getting them a little exercise, but I.

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<v Speaker 2>Ain't got bird grains. I don't need to be all

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<v Speaker 2>these birds.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said, and I don't know this for a fact,

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<v Speaker 1>because we're only like ten percent chick.

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<v Speaker 2>Well c hi see chick Uh the other one?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>They ship them the day they're born. Birds can survive

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<v Speaker 1>for a few days from the nutrients from the egg,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're more tolerant to higher levels of heat. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty cool, thank you. At two two five, two six.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine if you're postal carrier screwed up and dropped off

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<v Speaker 3>a box of chicks at your house. Hell was this?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna just give them to all the little kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Free chicks. Hey, somebody said, Oh my.

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<v Speaker 3>God, if carrier with these things in the back of

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<v Speaker 3>your truck all day, I love.

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<v Speaker 1>Until they started crapping. But no, I won't say who.

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<v Speaker 1>Just Scott is what I'll leave it at said. And

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<v Speaker 1>here I go thinking about a unique idea. Rule thirty

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<v Speaker 1>four applies here.

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<v Speaker 2>You sick.

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<v Speaker 3>This is foul. Stop it's Friday, dude, We come on,

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<v Speaker 3>all of you, just stop stop. This is a refreshing

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<v Speaker 3>change of pace from the usual run of the mill.

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<v Speaker 3>Foot washes up on shore story, okay, well washed up.

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<v Speaker 3>We got an entire human leg that washed up on

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<v Speaker 3>a popular UK beach.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it the UK that all the feet were washing

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<v Speaker 1>That was up in the North Canada? Yeah, up just

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<v Speaker 1>in the northeast and then into Canada. This over in

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<v Speaker 1>the UK though an entire leg, just a leg. That

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<v Speaker 1>was the Canadian mafia up there. But here it's the Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the UK.

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<v Speaker 2>Make a lamp out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you brought that, pat if you brought that to

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<v Speaker 1>a taxidermy, right taxidermy, sorry, out of taxidermy. That's one

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<v Speaker 1>that drives around on a yellow cab mounting fish. No

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<v Speaker 1>a tax a dermy, real lad, No, So bring it

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<v Speaker 1>to a taxidermy.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're allowed to keep it.

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<v Speaker 1>And you just say, hey, you ever watched that dumb

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas movie?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you like that show? Did you like that show?

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<v Speaker 3>It's on every year in our house. Just try to work,

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<v Speaker 3>walk through the room and yeah, oh I see him.

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<v Speaker 2>Aren't you gonna watch this show for the hundred thoughts? No?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, can I own the leg Can you make

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<v Speaker 2>a thing about it?

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<v Speaker 3>Why? No, honey, I'm not. I'm waiting for you to

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<v Speaker 3>put back on the homemark. Christmas movies where Biff and

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<v Speaker 3>Sandra are rekindling their relationship over a hot chocolate. It's

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<v Speaker 3>the snow gently Falls in the town Square.

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<v Speaker 1>I lunch beat beat it to one of those the

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<v Speaker 1>b Actorah swear swear and you know I don't swear

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<v Speaker 1>kind of thing. Yeah, they have those. They have some

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<v Speaker 1>good looking actresses in there. Uh huh, you just block

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<v Speaker 1>out in the Biff part. You're talking about the same

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<v Speaker 1>story in everyone I know it is. Yeah, there was

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<v Speaker 1>no poster. There's no black people. It's all perfect white people.

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<v Speaker 2>That has changed.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a friend who is a Canadian actually and

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<v Speaker 1>she is black, and she is she's in a Hallmark film.

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<v Speaker 1>She's an actress. But have you ever seen it? Does

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<v Speaker 1>actually saw a clip from it? Yes, it actually from it? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but so listen. But no, all you have to do with.

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<v Speaker 3>So many people right now are losing their minds over

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<v Speaker 3>this conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>All you have to do, Pat, all you have to

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<v Speaker 1>do is when you're watching the Hallmark show, when they

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<v Speaker 1>go to a scene where Biff walks away, find a

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<v Speaker 1>good one with Cynthia or whatever, and just pause it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's beautiful. I don't need to know a storyline. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't give damn if they buy the Christmas tree has

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas mightes in it. I know when I get home

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<v Speaker 1>and hot chocolate in the softly falling snow in the

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<v Speaker 1>town square.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly, and the town square looks the exact same.

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<v Speaker 2>But Pat, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at Cynthia and then I take a break

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<v Speaker 1>and I look over at my UK leg lamp and

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<v Speaker 1>just say, I've got it all going on right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally, for this week's Idiotology presentation, we go over to

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<v Speaker 3>Punta Gorda, where the captain of a tiki boat which

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<v Speaker 3>was doing a booze cruise slash karaoke cruise.

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<v Speaker 1>Had somebody else texted in exactly what I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>When you get those chicks and you're now you're the

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<v Speaker 1>mailman with the baby chickens in the back. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>they're all pooping parrot comdia.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, m yes, I was right in front of us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Oh no, I thought of it then.

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<v Speaker 1>I just didn't want to say it because we've already

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<v Speaker 1>said it like fifty times.

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<v Speaker 3>You're right, you're right. M h, All right. What's going

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<v Speaker 3>on in the tiki boat? So it's you've seen these

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<v Speaker 3>tiki boat deals, you know, you go out and get

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<v Speaker 3>loaded as the sun's going down, and this one offers

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<v Speaker 3>karaoke as well. And this was over Punta Gorda. As

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<v Speaker 3>they were out, they noticed somebody floundering in the water

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<v Speaker 3>behind a bar. It's just drunk dude, I guess, for

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<v Speaker 3>whatever reason, decided to jump off the the wall behind

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<v Speaker 3>this bar, this waterside bar, and he landed on just

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<v Speaker 3>the jagged rocks below and then fell into the water,

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<v Speaker 3>and nobody up at the bar was noticing him. So

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<v Speaker 3>he's now out there. Here comes the tiki The video

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<v Speaker 3>of all this, by the way, on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Here comes the Tiki Boo's Cruise Sunset deal and they

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<v Speaker 3>spot the bleeding man in the water and they pull

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<v Speaker 3>him aboard that's on there, and they throw them the

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<v Speaker 3>life ring and then you know the hook, right, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>And then the captain proceeds to help this dude. The

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<v Speaker 3>guy's bleeding all over the place because he got cut

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<v Speaker 3>up by the rocks and he's loaded, and the Captain's like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>he just mopped up the blood and sang some carryo.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you know what you gotta do. That guy's already parched.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't fix the stitches. I got a boat full

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<v Speaker 1>of customers. Let's get on with it, somebody said. Rumor

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<v Speaker 1>has it Hallmark writers are close to a second plot.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you guys, Lady.

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<v Speaker 3>Town Center, town Square gently falling snow Pause, Cynthia, why

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<v Speaker 3>is your hand in your pan?

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<v Speaker 2>I like Hallmark.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus they do biling get one free cards during holidays