Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco
Speaker 2: one on one one w jr R.
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Speaker 3: I'd like to apologize to you because I know I'm
Speaker 3: about to be chastised when you hear this. What this
Speaker 3: really is a feel good story that might have been
Speaker 3: nice to include in the in the good, the bad,
Speaker 3: and the ugly.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't mind.
Speaker 3: I had a platfor of Okay, I just know how
Speaker 3: sensitive you are to the good side of things, although
Speaker 3: it is a story I'm updating from earlier this week
Speaker 3: on the thousands of chicks that were abandoned in the
Speaker 3: hot US Postal truck, you know, last weekend, and then
Speaker 3: found their way to a no kill animal shelter in Delaware.
Speaker 3: It was originally twelve thousand chicks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and a bunch of them cooked though unfortunately.
Speaker 3: Yeah, being shipped which I wasn't aware that the US
Speaker 3: Postal Service shipped chickens, but yeah, they do. From these
Speaker 3: bird farms and whatnot. They go out to the various vendors.
Speaker 3: These chicks were abandoned in these hot trucks and left
Speaker 3: for several days, and as Taco pointed out, a bunch
Speaker 3: of them died, but about five thousand of them survived,
Speaker 3: and they end up in this animal shelter, which is
Speaker 3: a no kill shelter, and they were overwhelmed. Overwhelmed they did.
Speaker 3: You know, they're usually dealing with cats and dogs and
Speaker 3: stuff of that nature. Now they've got five thousand chickens.
Speaker 1: And they were pleading to the public, Hey, come and
Speaker 1: adopted chick.
Speaker 3: And of course people came out of the woodwork saying, well,
Speaker 3: I want to get them and eat them and get
Speaker 3: their eggs maybe, and they're like, no, no, we're not.
Speaker 3: We want them to be adopted. They've now all been adopted.
Speaker 3: That's awesome. Including some other birds like turkeys and quails
Speaker 3: that were also among the surviving birds. Found new homes
Speaker 3: for all of them. I think that is phenomenal news.
Speaker 3: I just I truly and I'm gonna usually not the
Speaker 3: skeptic here. I truly hope that any of those people
Speaker 3: that are gonna eat them didn't make it through. But
Speaker 3: you know some did. I agree with you, because you
Speaker 3: know I'm a skeptic in general. Yes, and I listen.
Speaker 3: I think this is very I think this is much
Speaker 3: more plausible as to what happened. Let's go behind the
Speaker 3: scenes at the No Kill shelter. Look, we got to
Speaker 3: do something about these birds going nuts here with this. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well we can't. Look, look, just give them to whoever
Speaker 3: wants them. Yeah, well, put out a press release, a
Speaker 3: feel good deal.
Speaker 2: Please do not eat these chicks.
Speaker 3: We found.
Speaker 2: We wage sure and told each person, just.
Speaker 1: Like when you buy fireworks, you have to sign the
Speaker 1: little thing that you own a farm to shoot them
Speaker 1: off to scare birds. We made them sign little waivers it.
Speaker 1: I mean we didn't put we told them not to them.
Speaker 3: The final statement says that you were adopted by farms,
Speaker 3: rescue organizations and local families.
Speaker 2: I think that's great.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're going with the positive route on it that
Speaker 1: these are all flourishing right now.
Speaker 3: How many people do you think quit that shelter over
Speaker 3: this thing? But I didn't sign up for this. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm a volunteer, right. I'm okay with taking the dogs
Speaker 3: out and getting them a little exercise, but I.
Speaker 2: Ain't got bird grains. I don't need to be all
Speaker 2: these birds.
Speaker 1: Somebody said, and I don't know this for a fact,
Speaker 1: because we're only like ten percent chick.
Speaker 2: Well c hi see chick Uh the other one?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: They ship them the day they're born. Birds can survive
Speaker 1: for a few days from the nutrients from the egg,
Speaker 1: and they're more tolerant to higher levels of heat. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool, thank you. At two two five, two six.
Speaker 3: Imagine if you're postal carrier screwed up and dropped off
Speaker 3: a box of chicks at your house. Hell was this?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just give them to all the little kids.
Speaker 2: Free chicks. Hey, somebody said, Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, if carrier with these things in the back of
Speaker 3: your truck all day, I love.
Speaker 1: Until they started crapping. But no, I won't say who.
Speaker 1: Just Scott is what I'll leave it at said. And
Speaker 1: here I go thinking about a unique idea. Rule thirty
Speaker 1: four applies here.
Speaker 2: You sick.
Speaker 3: This is foul. Stop it's Friday, dude, We come on,
Speaker 3: all of you, just stop stop. This is a refreshing
Speaker 3: change of pace from the usual run of the mill.
Speaker 3: Foot washes up on shore story, okay, well washed up.
Speaker 3: We got an entire human leg that washed up on
Speaker 3: a popular UK beach.
Speaker 1: Isn't it the UK that all the feet were washing
Speaker 1: That was up in the North Canada? Yeah, up just
Speaker 1: in the northeast and then into Canada. This over in
Speaker 1: the UK though an entire leg, just a leg. That
Speaker 1: was the Canadian mafia up there. But here it's the Yeah,
Speaker 1: the UK.
Speaker 2: Make a lamp out of it.
Speaker 1: If you brought that, pat if you brought that to
Speaker 1: a taxidermy, right taxidermy, sorry, out of taxidermy. That's one
Speaker 1: that drives around on a yellow cab mounting fish. No
Speaker 1: a tax a dermy, real lad, No, So bring it
Speaker 1: to a taxidermy.
Speaker 2: If you're allowed to keep it.
Speaker 1: And you just say, hey, you ever watched that dumb
Speaker 1: Christmas movie?
Speaker 2: Do you like that show? Did you like that show?
Speaker 3: It's on every year in our house. Just try to work,
Speaker 3: walk through the room and yeah, oh I see him.
Speaker 2: Aren't you gonna watch this show for the hundred thoughts? No?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: But anyway, can I own the leg Can you make
Speaker 2: a thing about it?
Speaker 3: Why? No, honey, I'm not. I'm waiting for you to
Speaker 3: put back on the homemark. Christmas movies where Biff and
Speaker 3: Sandra are rekindling their relationship over a hot chocolate. It's
Speaker 3: the snow gently Falls in the town Square.
Speaker 1: I lunch beat beat it to one of those the
Speaker 1: b Actorah swear swear and you know I don't swear
Speaker 1: kind of thing. Yeah, they have those. They have some
Speaker 1: good looking actresses in there. Uh huh, you just block
Speaker 1: out in the Biff part. You're talking about the same
Speaker 1: story in everyone I know it is. Yeah, there was
Speaker 1: no poster. There's no black people. It's all perfect white people.
Speaker 2: That has changed.
Speaker 1: I have a friend who is a Canadian actually and
Speaker 1: she is black, and she is she's in a Hallmark film.
Speaker 1: She's an actress. But have you ever seen it? Does
Speaker 1: actually saw a clip from it? Yes, it actually from it? Yes,
Speaker 1: but so listen. But no, all you have to do with.
Speaker 3: So many people right now are losing their minds over
Speaker 3: this conversation.
Speaker 1: All you have to do, Pat, all you have to
Speaker 1: do is when you're watching the Hallmark show, when they
Speaker 1: go to a scene where Biff walks away, find a
Speaker 1: good one with Cynthia or whatever, and just pause it.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. I don't need to know a storyline. I
Speaker 1: don't give damn if they buy the Christmas tree has
Speaker 1: Christmas mightes in it. I know when I get home
Speaker 1: and hot chocolate in the softly falling snow in the
Speaker 1: town square.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, and the town square looks the exact same.
Speaker 2: But Pat, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at Cynthia and then I take a break
Speaker 1: and I look over at my UK leg lamp and
Speaker 1: just say, I've got it all going on right now.
Speaker 3: Finally, for this week's Idiotology presentation, we go over to
Speaker 3: Punta Gorda, where the captain of a tiki boat which
Speaker 3: was doing a booze cruise slash karaoke cruise.
Speaker 1: Had somebody else texted in exactly what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: When you get those chicks and you're now you're the
Speaker 1: mailman with the baby chickens in the back. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they're all pooping parrot comdia.
Speaker 3: Oh god, m yes, I was right in front of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh no, I thought of it then.
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to say it because we've already
Speaker 1: said it like fifty times.
Speaker 3: You're right, you're right. M h, All right. What's going
Speaker 3: on in the tiki boat? So it's you've seen these
Speaker 3: tiki boat deals, you know, you go out and get
Speaker 3: loaded as the sun's going down, and this one offers
Speaker 3: karaoke as well. And this was over Punta Gorda. As
Speaker 3: they were out, they noticed somebody floundering in the water
Speaker 3: behind a bar. It's just drunk dude, I guess, for
Speaker 3: whatever reason, decided to jump off the the wall behind
Speaker 3: this bar, this waterside bar, and he landed on just
Speaker 3: the jagged rocks below and then fell into the water,
Speaker 3: and nobody up at the bar was noticing him. So
Speaker 3: he's now out there. Here comes the tiki The video
Speaker 3: of all this, by the way, on our Facebook page.
Speaker 3: Here comes the Tiki Boo's Cruise Sunset deal and they
Speaker 3: spot the bleeding man in the water and they pull
Speaker 3: him aboard that's on there, and they throw them the
Speaker 3: life ring and then you know the hook, right, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: And then the captain proceeds to help this dude. The
Speaker 3: guy's bleeding all over the place because he got cut
Speaker 3: up by the rocks and he's loaded, and the Captain's like, well,
Speaker 3: he just mopped up the blood and sang some carryo.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what you gotta do. That guy's already parched.
Speaker 1: You can't fix the stitches. I got a boat full
Speaker 1: of customers. Let's get on with it, somebody said. Rumor
Speaker 1: has it Hallmark writers are close to a second plot.
Speaker 2: I love you guys, Lady.
Speaker 3: Town Center, town Square gently falling snow Pause, Cynthia, why
Speaker 3: is your hand in your pan?
Speaker 2: I like Hallmark.
Speaker 1: Plus they do biling get one free cards during holidays