Speaker 1: We're reaching a fever pitch and the King of the
Speaker 1: Cast tournament as part of the TLFX Games. As we're
Speaker 1: down to the quarter final round in the battle to
Speaker 1: determine who, in fact is the King of the Cast,
Speaker 1: who is the greatest character in the ten year history
Speaker 1: of the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast, We fans are getting
Speaker 1: tantalizingly close to our answer. Hi, this is the TLFX
Speaker 1: Games event center. I'm Shan Mooney, and of course this
Speaker 1: round as all rounds event up to this point and
Speaker 1: going forward. It's brought to you by our friends at
Speaker 1: Garage Beer, Small Match smooth drinkin the garage has always
Speaker 1: open and bursting, wide open with possibilities. Is the TLFX Games.
Speaker 1: Bracketing votes of course took place on the tlf exit
Speaker 1: count just in recent days, and we have narrated down
Speaker 1: to some of the stiffest matchups imaginable with the true
Speaker 1: cross section of tlf characters up first, It's a collision
Speaker 1: the likes of which we've seen in the Wwfrings w
Speaker 1: Wrestling Federation in the past, but now in the TLFX Games,
Speaker 1: and the calculus has shifted considerably. Lapsed Bulldog Baby boy
Speaker 1: Smith advanced, defeating Lapsed Sid in the last round, the
Speaker 1: lapsed Bulldog taking a full seventy nine percent of the vote.
Speaker 1: His opposition and the next round of the X Games
Speaker 1: is none other than Lapse Nash, who was able to
Speaker 1: defeat his last round opponent, Lapsed Lenny Popo by an
Speaker 1: even more impressive margin eighty one point six percent of
Speaker 1: the vote going to Big Sexy. Well here now, from
Speaker 1: our principles, hopefully we do much better business than these
Speaker 1: two did in ninety five. First up laps to Bulldog.
Speaker 2: I've come this far?
Speaker 3: What have I come this?
Speaker 2: Not so far? Sometimes I feel like I'm going forward
Speaker 2: and sometimes I feel like I'm heading backward. But all
Speaker 2: in all, I'm running around in circles, running around the
Speaker 2: coffee table, screaming yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Because I just found.
Speaker 2: A bag of use needles, and I know what I
Speaker 2: can do with that.
Speaker 4: I know who what I put the needle to my
Speaker 4: body and I put the pipe to my mouth. That
Speaker 4: I have what it takes to be a donkey. I've
Speaker 4: got donkey powers. And I'm gonna run around the farm
Speaker 4: and eat the wood and stick my face in the
Speaker 4: dirt and say I'm proud to be a donkey, mister Nash.
Speaker 4: I'm proud to be a fucking donkey in my hometown.
Speaker 4: Mister Nash, you fucked and I'm fuked. He's the King
Speaker 4: of the Ghost this Wednesday, somma slam. You worry we'll lose.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if that's more of a threat toward
Speaker 1: lapsed Kevin Nash or more of a cry out for
Speaker 1: help whatever that was that we just heard from laps
Speaker 1: Davy boy Smith, the British Bulldog. Certainly he goes in
Speaker 1: to the quarter final round of the King of the
Speaker 1: Cast tournament, dialed in and laser focused on his opposition.
Speaker 1: Of course, it's the former Word Wrestling Federation Champion, lapsed
Speaker 1: Kevin Nash. And if ever there were a monument to
Speaker 1: how far nonchalance can take you, it is the life
Speaker 1: and times of Kevin Nash, and of course that being
Speaker 1: fully reflected and how smoothly he is cruised to this
Speaker 1: position in our bracketing. Let's hear now from Big Sexy.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: You got British Bulldog, you got Davy. You know you
Speaker 3: might go way back. I remember back in ninety five,
Speaker 3: we you know we sold out a house. You know,
Speaker 3: did a great program, got a good by rate. You know,
Speaker 3: hit it popped the stiff rating. You know, guy knows
Speaker 3: how to draw. He's you know, he's fucking British bulldog.
Speaker 3: He's a member of the Hart family. But I don't
Speaker 3: mind telling you, Yeah, the guy's always fucking high. You know,
Speaker 3: I don't mind you know, doing a little uh sativa
Speaker 3: whatever now and then. You know, I gotta get shit done.
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you this guy, he can't fucking walk
Speaker 3: from one end of the room to the other, let
Speaker 3: alone get off. You know, eggs at eighteen off Root
Speaker 3: eight in Connecticut. You know, this fucking guy doesn't know
Speaker 3: where he is thirty probably seventy five percent of the time.
Speaker 3: You know, I know where I am one hundred percent
Speaker 3: of the time, and I can tell you exactly where
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be. I can tell you exactly how I'm
Speaker 3: going to get there. Let me tell you I have
Speaker 3: not changed my path. I have I put a root
Speaker 3: you know in my brain, the GPS in my brain,
Speaker 3: King of the cast. I've followed all the way through it.
Speaker 3: No fucking detours, all right, no fucking construction, no traffic.
Speaker 3: I'm heading to my destination. And Bulldog. Look, I got
Speaker 3: nothing against you personally. You know again, you and I
Speaker 3: have been up and down the road together. We've we've
Speaker 3: ridden together. I dig you as a guy, but look,
Speaker 3: you're just a little tourist. Stop and I'm waving at
Speaker 3: you as I head to my destination. I am the
Speaker 3: King of the Cast. Well fuck it.
Speaker 1: Strong words for both sides of the opening contest and
Speaker 1: our quarter final round of the King of the Cast Tournament.
Speaker 1: It's been a hell of a run as reference thereby
Speaker 1: Lapsed Kevin Nash for both he and the Bulldog Rich
Speaker 1: Bulldog of course, defeating Shagger Lee Marshall in the opening
Speaker 1: round of the TLFX Games and then going on to
Speaker 1: defeat sid in the next round. Nash's path through the
Speaker 1: quarterfinals saw our victory over Fritz mon Erik as well
Speaker 1: as leapin Lanny Pofa. It's all on the line in
Speaker 1: this quarter final round as we get so very close
Speaker 1: to crowning the King of the Cast and celebration of
Speaker 1: ten years of the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast. It's brought
Speaker 1: to you by Garage Beer to keep your eyes peeled
Speaker 1: to the Lapsed Fan's account on x at the lapsed
Speaker 1: fan for details on your chance to vote on who
Speaker 1: advances to the semi finals and of course, ultimately the
Speaker 1: finals of the King of the Cast tournament. I'm Sean
Speaker 1: Mooney in this. It's the TLFX game to Vincent