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<v Speaker 1>We're reaching a fever pitch and the King of the

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<v Speaker 1>Cast tournament as part of the TLFX Games. As we're

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<v Speaker 1>down to the quarter final round in the battle to

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<v Speaker 1>determine who, in fact is the King of the Cast,

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<v Speaker 1>who is the greatest character in the ten year history

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<v Speaker 1>of the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast, We fans are getting

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<v Speaker 1>tantalizingly close to our answer. Hi, this is the TLFX

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<v Speaker 1>Games event center. I'm Shan Mooney, and of course this

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<v Speaker 1>round as all rounds event up to this point and

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<v Speaker 1>going forward. It's brought to you by our friends at

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<v Speaker 1>Garage Beer, Small Match smooth drinkin the garage has always

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<v Speaker 1>open and bursting, wide open with possibilities. Is the TLFX Games.

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<v Speaker 1>Bracketing votes of course took place on the tlf exit

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<v Speaker 1>count just in recent days, and we have narrated down

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<v Speaker 1>to some of the stiffest matchups imaginable with the true

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<v Speaker 1>cross section of tlf characters up first, It's a collision

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<v Speaker 1>the likes of which we've seen in the Wwfrings w

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<v Speaker 1>Wrestling Federation in the past, but now in the TLFX Games,

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<v Speaker 1>and the calculus has shifted considerably. Lapsed Bulldog Baby boy

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<v Speaker 1>Smith advanced, defeating Lapsed Sid in the last round, the

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<v Speaker 1>lapsed Bulldog taking a full seventy nine percent of the vote.

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<v Speaker 1>His opposition and the next round of the X Games

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<v Speaker 1>is none other than Lapse Nash, who was able to

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<v Speaker 1>defeat his last round opponent, Lapsed Lenny Popo by an

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<v Speaker 1>even more impressive margin eighty one point six percent of

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<v Speaker 1>the vote going to Big Sexy. Well here now, from

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<v Speaker 1>our principles, hopefully we do much better business than these

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<v Speaker 1>two did in ninety five. First up laps to Bulldog.

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<v Speaker 2>I've come this far?

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<v Speaker 3>What have I come this?

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<v Speaker 2>Not so far? Sometimes I feel like I'm going forward

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<v Speaker 2>and sometimes I feel like I'm heading backward. But all

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<v Speaker 2>in all, I'm running around in circles, running around the

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<v Speaker 2>coffee table, screaming yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I just found.

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<v Speaker 2>A bag of use needles, and I know what I

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<v Speaker 2>can do with that.

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<v Speaker 4>I know who what I put the needle to my

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<v Speaker 4>body and I put the pipe to my mouth. That

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<v Speaker 4>I have what it takes to be a donkey. I've

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<v Speaker 4>got donkey powers. And I'm gonna run around the farm

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<v Speaker 4>and eat the wood and stick my face in the

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<v Speaker 4>dirt and say I'm proud to be a donkey, mister Nash.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm proud to be a fucking donkey in my hometown.

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<v Speaker 4>Mister Nash, you fucked and I'm fuked. He's the King

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<v Speaker 4>of the Ghost this Wednesday, somma slam. You worry we'll lose.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if that's more of a threat toward

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<v Speaker 1>lapsed Kevin Nash or more of a cry out for

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<v Speaker 1>help whatever that was that we just heard from laps

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<v Speaker 1>Davy boy Smith, the British Bulldog. Certainly he goes in

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<v Speaker 1>to the quarter final round of the King of the

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<v Speaker 1>Cast tournament, dialed in and laser focused on his opposition.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, it's the former Word Wrestling Federation Champion, lapsed

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin Nash. And if ever there were a monument to

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<v Speaker 1>how far nonchalance can take you, it is the life

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<v Speaker 1>and times of Kevin Nash, and of course that being

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<v Speaker 1>fully reflected and how smoothly he is cruised to this

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<v Speaker 1>position in our bracketing. Let's hear now from Big Sexy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>You got British Bulldog, you got Davy. You know you

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<v Speaker 3>might go way back. I remember back in ninety five,

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<v Speaker 3>we you know we sold out a house. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>did a great program, got a good by rate. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>hit it popped the stiff rating. You know, guy knows

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<v Speaker 3>how to draw. He's you know, he's fucking British bulldog.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a member of the Hart family. But I don't

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<v Speaker 3>mind telling you, Yeah, the guy's always fucking high. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't mind you know, doing a little uh sativa

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<v Speaker 3>whatever now and then. You know, I gotta get shit done.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'll tell you this guy, he can't fucking walk

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<v Speaker 3>from one end of the room to the other, let

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<v Speaker 3>alone get off. You know, eggs at eighteen off Root

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<v Speaker 3>eight in Connecticut. You know, this fucking guy doesn't know

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<v Speaker 3>where he is thirty probably seventy five percent of the time.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I know where I am one hundred percent

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<v Speaker 3>of the time, and I can tell you exactly where

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be. I can tell you exactly how I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to get there. Let me tell you I have

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<v Speaker 3>not changed my path. I have I put a root

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<v Speaker 3>you know in my brain, the GPS in my brain,

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<v Speaker 3>King of the cast. I've followed all the way through it.

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<v Speaker 3>No fucking detours, all right, no fucking construction, no traffic.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm heading to my destination. And Bulldog. Look, I got

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<v Speaker 3>nothing against you personally. You know again, you and I

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<v Speaker 3>have been up and down the road together. We've we've

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<v Speaker 3>ridden together. I dig you as a guy, but look,

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<v Speaker 3>you're just a little tourist. Stop and I'm waving at

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<v Speaker 3>you as I head to my destination. I am the

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<v Speaker 3>King of the Cast. Well fuck it.

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<v Speaker 1>Strong words for both sides of the opening contest and

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<v Speaker 1>our quarter final round of the King of the Cast Tournament.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a hell of a run as reference thereby

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<v Speaker 1>Lapsed Kevin Nash for both he and the Bulldog Rich

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<v Speaker 1>Bulldog of course, defeating Shagger Lee Marshall in the opening

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<v Speaker 1>round of the TLFX Games and then going on to

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<v Speaker 1>defeat sid in the next round. Nash's path through the

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<v Speaker 1>quarterfinals saw our victory over Fritz mon Erik as well

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<v Speaker 1>as leapin Lanny Pofa. It's all on the line in

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<v Speaker 1>this quarter final round as we get so very close

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<v Speaker 1>to crowning the King of the Cast and celebration of

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<v Speaker 1>ten years of the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast. It's brought

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<v Speaker 1>to the Lapsed Fan's account on x at the lapsed

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<v Speaker 1>fan for details on your chance to vote on who

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<v Speaker 1>advances to the semi finals and of course, ultimately the

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<v Speaker 1>finals of the King of the Cast tournament. I'm Sean

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<v Speaker 1>Mooney in this. It's the TLFX game to Vincent