Speaker 1: Stuck at home and alone. You'd think I could have some.
Speaker 2: Fun on my own. Butt on all.
Speaker 1: I caught AF with Cecily and Stephanie.
Speaker 3: What's up, everybody, Welcome to board AF A show we're
Speaker 3: still doing.
Speaker 1: We don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: We're gonna keep saying we're gonna do it till the
Speaker 3: wheels come off. I mean the wheels have come off. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they back on, They've come back off again. What evs
Speaker 3: that we've brought. We've brought the podcast to the mechanic
Speaker 3: who's like, you really need like all new wheels, Yeah,
Speaker 3: expensive ones, think about like topics and we're like, we
Speaker 3: don't do that. That's the thing. That's the joke that's
Speaker 3: so late. We're just like Seinfeld. And they're like, well,
Speaker 3: it's nothing like Seinfeld because those plots were like very
Speaker 3: meticulously like interwoven. Like the joke was that it was
Speaker 3: a show about nothing, but it was like very complex
Speaker 3: and any ways, and you guys are not That show
Speaker 3: was definitely not about nothing. It was it was very written.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you something that I think I've said
Speaker 3: this before on the show. In the five years that
Speaker 3: we've you know, what else is there to say? But
Speaker 3: like unpopular opinion, and I have told you this, I
Speaker 3: didn't love Seinfeld. I loved it at the time because
Speaker 3: I loved a lane. I really related to a lane,
Speaker 3: you know, for obvious readings, but like for overall, I
Speaker 3: honestly did not enjoy like I didn't. I didn't love
Speaker 3: seinfeldt am I the worst fucking jew. Well, first of all,
Speaker 3: neither of us has ever loved stuff that's super jewy,
Speaker 3: and this was my very jewy show.
Speaker 1: I guess was it?
Speaker 3: I mean, really, just George, what if Louie had come
Speaker 3: out with a show called Jewey would people and he'd
Speaker 3: be like, well, go ahead and cancel me. I don't care.
Speaker 3: I've been canceled for worse.
Speaker 1: Well, that's his joke.
Speaker 3: He's like, what are you gonna take my birthday? We're
Speaker 3: gonna take I mean, listen and look. And I'm not
Speaker 3: defending Louis even though that was a funny thing to say,
Speaker 3: because like, you know, one thing you could say Louie
Speaker 3: would just be like, hey, I'm so sorry, I've been
Speaker 3: a dick. I'm working on it. That could just be
Speaker 3: like one thing before you get into victim mode, you
Speaker 3: had some funny jokes about it, but like I didn't
Speaker 3: hear a bunch of I give a shit now because
Speaker 3: he didn't.
Speaker 1: Now we say the jewey thing because we are Jewish.
Speaker 3: Just in case you're just joining us now, we in
Speaker 3: no way want to be part of anything that's We're
Speaker 3: not self hating.
Speaker 1: It's just like, eah, right, it's a it's a it's
Speaker 1: a it's a New York thing.
Speaker 3: And I can say that, I can say that I
Speaker 3: grew up around the affectation and I didn't love it then, yes,
Speaker 3: and I didn't love it when it felt to put on,
Speaker 3: which I guess you could say like it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't really put on. It was just that was the
Speaker 1: culture in those days.
Speaker 3: You could say, oh yeah, one hundred percent, and you
Speaker 3: could say that about any Italian za, but it was
Speaker 3: really there's a realness to it. I mean, that's what
Speaker 3: they sounded like. Listen, this is what this show was
Speaker 3: founded on. Is us not being able to do accents.
Speaker 3: If you'll remember, that was the entirety of the first season.
Speaker 3: We thought it would just be absolutely hilarious if we
Speaker 3: were horrible at accents, and then it turned out that
Speaker 3: we were constantly being problematic. Well, also that we were
Speaker 3: constantly making each other uncomfortable or okay, that's not true.
Speaker 1: I was making you uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Because then every time I would try to do Italian,
Speaker 3: it would just sound so like I'm making fun of.
Speaker 1: Hey, and you'd be like this stuff Like.
Speaker 3: I don't think I think it's fine. I think like
Speaker 3: sometimes people just want to meet the ball. Hey, listen rocking,
Speaker 3: rolling and whatnot. That's just the kind of stuff that
Speaker 3: you're going to get. But I think with Seindheld, I
Speaker 3: just always hated Kramer before it was cool to not
Speaker 3: like Kramer. I know, people have weirdly come back around
Speaker 3: on him, and he wrote a book and everyone's like, ah,
Speaker 3: we love him.
Speaker 1: Why do you get canceled? I'm not gonna remember you
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 3: Yes, comment sections trust nothing, don't trust AI. Do not
Speaker 3: trust chat chat GBT, as we learned last week. But
Speaker 3: it's I had an experience that I don't even want
Speaker 3: to go into.
Speaker 1: But they just they're like they lie. They say anything.
Speaker 3: You google something and it's like, yes, that person was
Speaker 3: on this show, and you're like, okay, well I'll put
Speaker 3: that in my article. And it turns out they weren't
Speaker 3: I've now had that happen to me twice. Nothing is
Speaker 3: to be trusted. And the comment section, I don't know
Speaker 3: if they're fucking with us, if there's somebody like watching above,
Speaker 3: like in severance, and we're being watched to see how
Speaker 3: we respond to people's cuff, they're like trying to divide
Speaker 3: us by generations or what.
Speaker 1: Are they saying? Well, I don't understand that they were
Speaker 1: just like, oh I love creamer.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm assuming these are like jen Alfha, like
Speaker 3: these are kids maybe teens that just are on talking
Speaker 3: about Seinfeld for whatever reason, like oh my mom used
Speaker 3: to watch the show Kramer's the Best.
Speaker 1: Do they not know? Oh about Michael? I mean, they
Speaker 1: don't get screaming the N word?
Speaker 3: He over and over and never apologized, never really. He
Speaker 3: then finally did apologize because he was forced to. Then
Speaker 3: he went to India for a while. I mean, I
Speaker 3: guess what else can he do? Thank you Providence, thank
Speaker 3: you disillusionment. You know, that's what he said to us.
Speaker 1: That is what he said.
Speaker 3: And then I took him seriously. I thought, yeah, I
Speaker 3: healed and learned, and but did he What was was
Speaker 3: was the book about what happened or was it just
Speaker 3: I think he talked about it. He I think he
Speaker 3: probably I didn't read his book. I'm not buying his book.
Speaker 3: I told you he has been a dick for a
Speaker 3: long time the way before. You don't just like one
Speaker 3: day pop off and have a meltdown and say that
Speaker 3: he's a dick. He's a bad dude and I'm sorry, like,
Speaker 3: and that doesn't mean that Kramer that people can't like Kramer,
Speaker 3: because I understand more than I of you know, we
Speaker 3: separate art artists. However, did you enjoy Kramer's slighting it?
Speaker 3: Like they just you know that I would never enjoy
Speaker 3: that for once a second, even as a kid, like
Speaker 3: a teenager, I was like, oh my god, we were
Speaker 3: talking about this interesting thing about a lane. That's like
Speaker 3: a real thing. Now this guy, why does he live
Speaker 3: in that building? How can you even afford it? Why
Speaker 3: would they live in the same building. I'm sure it
Speaker 3: was explained, but I don't care. It's funny though, if
Speaker 3: you think about it, and this is this is You're welcome,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 1: You're gonna hear a squirt And I just didn't want
Speaker 1: you to think it was something else. You're You're welcome
Speaker 1: for a little Are you gonna have to stop? It
Speaker 1: won't come out and I really need it. I'll try
Speaker 1: to do it a different way. One.
Speaker 3: I was going to say that this is a little
Speaker 3: crossover for everybody from our end, just like that. Uh
Speaker 3: they aided masturbating.
Speaker 1: No that we said that. We know that.
Speaker 3: We said that when we were younger, we loved Three's Company,
Speaker 3: which was just a cartoon of a show.
Speaker 1: And yet we're like, that's where we draw the line, cram.
Speaker 3: Because because John Ritter was handsome and Michael Richards, I
Speaker 3: just think it's like we all outgrew that. So if
Speaker 3: Seinfeld was a show for adults, like we don't need
Speaker 3: the create Like do you picture people laughing uproariously every
Speaker 3: time he came in like slid in.
Speaker 1: I feel like my parents did watched it.
Speaker 3: Like okay, I don't want to rewrite history. I enjoyed
Speaker 3: it when I watched it with my family at home
Speaker 3: or whatever. Like we liked Seinfeld. We spoke to us
Speaker 3: we're living in Texas, and I guess at that point,
Speaker 3: you know, like that, you know, we didn't have a
Speaker 3: lot of that show, like people like that represented Jews.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean Jews were doing stuff in Hollywood.
Speaker 3: I don't know why about that, but like we just
Speaker 3: I guess we had Mad About You, which I also love.
Speaker 3: I loved Mad About You, still love it. I loved
Speaker 3: Paul Reiser. So it's not the it's not the it's
Speaker 3: not the over the top and its like I think,
Speaker 3: I just Seinfeld to me felt or when I look
Speaker 3: back on it, the laugh track was aggressive. It was
Speaker 3: way too loud of a laugh track, and it was
Speaker 3: so disjointed. You just had these characters and then you know,
Speaker 3: I don't know, well, he himself wasn't particularly funny. Well
Speaker 3: I thought he was back in the day.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 3: I thought he's a pretty talented guy. I don't laugh
Speaker 3: at it now, but like we thought that was funny.
Speaker 3: He's also like not a good person. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: know that much about him as a person, but yeah,
Speaker 3: he is the seventeen year old. Yes, he dated a
Speaker 3: seventeen year old. And his whole thing now is about
Speaker 3: freaking cancel culture. He's one of the he's the leader
Speaker 3: of the Yeah, he can't say anything anymore, very ad Seinfeld.
Speaker 1: He's so out of touch.
Speaker 3: And as if Seinfeld ever made any kind of fucking
Speaker 3: edgy jokes. You're not Louis c k You're Seinfelder his
Speaker 3: whole thing. I mean, he's almost as bad as like
Speaker 3: Cosby in the like pull your pants up like today.
Speaker 3: But then you're mad that you can't say anything what
Speaker 3: racy jokes, politically and correct stuff. Do you want to say,
Speaker 3: Jerry Seinfeld? That is such a good point, That is
Speaker 3: a very good point. I can't but I can't say
Speaker 3: that he wasn't funny at the time when we hadn't
Speaker 3: seen We hadn't.
Speaker 1: Seen it, but he was like cotton bowls, What are
Speaker 1: these people?
Speaker 3: But you did think, I know there was a time
Speaker 3: where you were like, he would say things.
Speaker 1: I mean, he is known. I know I'm pushing back
Speaker 1: against my own statement, but he is known as one
Speaker 1: of the best writing comedians. Like back in the day,
Speaker 1: he really did have some We hadn't heard that. It's
Speaker 1: hackey now, but it wasn't hackey then. Correct. Guy laughed
Speaker 1: at the peanut on the you know, why are the
Speaker 1: peanuts so small?
Speaker 3: You can't Oh, maybe I've got it. I mean we
Speaker 3: laughed at that. He really liked that hadn't been done yet.
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear a joke though, like airplane
Speaker 3: joke my friend had. Now for this to work, I
Speaker 3: have to be a guy, so just like pretend I'm
Speaker 3: a guy. Okay, I just I don't want to do
Speaker 3: it wrong. But I just flew in from Denver, boy
Speaker 3: or my hands tired? That's not right?
Speaker 1: How does it go? Arms? Yeah? How do you fly?
Speaker 1: How is it arms? Yes? Yeah, no, I'm not supposed
Speaker 1: to not No, I just fle in from Denver and
Speaker 1: boy or my arm's tired. Oh fuck, I fucked it
Speaker 1: up again? My god? Are you kidding me right now?
Speaker 3: Is this like like weird meta? Are you really getting
Speaker 3: it wrong? Or are you joking?
Speaker 1: I can't. I wasn't joking about. Are you seriously like
Speaker 1: you don't know how the boy or my arm's tired
Speaker 1: joke goes? Or is this pretend like this is part
Speaker 1: of the joke, Like I'm being like anti comic, anti genious.
Speaker 1: But I wasn't. I was really trying to tell a joke.
Speaker 1: But then I just it just didn't make sense in
Speaker 1: my brain, like boy or my arms? Is that really
Speaker 1: how it goes? Just flew in from Denver, boyar, my
Speaker 1: arm's tired? And then you're supposed to go, then you go,
Speaker 1: boy or my arms right, and then you wait a second,
Speaker 1: you go no, no, no, there was a porno on
Speaker 1: the plane. So the joke, that's what the joke was
Speaker 1: supposed to be, if I had told it in any
Speaker 1: sentence anyway. But I just it just didn't sound right
Speaker 1: when I said boy or my arm's tired, Like that
Speaker 1: doesn't seem right. Oh my god, this might be a
Speaker 1: best show ever. The best part is you're just like, wait,
Speaker 1: are you being serious? I can't tell, Like, are you okay?
Speaker 1: You're like, do you need assistance?
Speaker 2: Tap your microphone if you need me to call. Oh,
Speaker 2: you're trying to put your lotion back on sound, nothing
Speaker 2: will come out. Maybe it's time for you lotion.
Speaker 3: But also the way you said it up was like
Speaker 3: do you want to hear like a jokey joke and
Speaker 3: that's it. That's like, that's not like a dad joke.
Speaker 1: That's like.
Speaker 3: Set up, like it's a you know, an old school joke,
Speaker 3: like I just flew in from him my arms hard,
Speaker 3: there was a porno on the plane.
Speaker 1: It's a great joke, right, but it's very it's very
Speaker 1: much like a funny stand up joke. Right, yes, I'm
Speaker 1: not sure what my point of even, Like, it's not
Speaker 1: like you saw that on.
Speaker 3: The bottom of a dixie cup and you're like, do
Speaker 3: you want to actually hear something kind of funny.
Speaker 1: That I that I read this morning, but it's on
Speaker 1: a snap holder's digeon Snapple has Like I'm like, really,
Speaker 1: so it's like supposed to be like a masturbation thing. Ah, okay,
Speaker 1: I did not rather be a porno on the plane.
Speaker 1: That doesn't even work. It doesn't even make sense really right,
Speaker 1: why would there? This is why. That's the way comedy
Speaker 1: is really like just in general. It's it's like taking
Speaker 1: a turn. They're like you're going through the thing.
Speaker 3: You're like, okay, I could watch Big Tom Hanks, I'm
Speaker 3: excited about Maybe maybe I could watch all of Succession
Speaker 3: and they have that year cool.
Speaker 1: I like that. Oh oh like a Red Shoe diary.
Speaker 4: Okay, oh my god, I might I might have to
Speaker 4: pause us, like, yeah, choose.
Speaker 1: Everyone chooses that.
Speaker 3: You see all these guys, they're like they look around,
Speaker 3: they kind of look around like it's this one, okay
Speaker 3: with this one, and it's not even red Shoe diaries.
Speaker 1: It's like way more. It's like what Peewee Herman was
Speaker 1: arrested for, Oh my god, because the porn was that graphic?
Speaker 1: Is that why he was Like he was arrested because
Speaker 1: he took his dick out in because he's masturbating. But
Speaker 1: what everybody was doing, they weren't there to see, like
Speaker 1: the Lion King. Listen. I love how you defend. It's
Speaker 1: so funny how we fall on different things. I love
Speaker 1: pee Wee Herman.
Speaker 3: I do not think you should be like arrested for
Speaker 3: like masturbating in a pornhouse. I agree. I'm not that,
Speaker 3: you know, like stuffy. But at the same time, it
Speaker 3: wasn't like nothing. It wasn't like they just like went
Speaker 3: to his home and they're like, we don't like your suit, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I mean they really like, you know, they were trying
Speaker 3: to crack down on these places.
Speaker 1: But keep in mind, well, but these places that nobody
Speaker 1: has to go into unless you're they're there for a reason.
Speaker 3: It's it that's very much just a morality play. Okay,
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Speaker 3: It is weird, And I'm just I'm getting I'm starting
Speaker 3: to I'm starting to kind of take people off my Facebook.
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Speaker 3: That's the only place where somebody can't comment on what
Speaker 3: you say that you don't know, Like I got, I
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Speaker 3: you know, ten years. Really, I have delighted delete real fast.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, nope, as you should. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but like some of them are just like haw, who
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Speaker 3: I try to keep a few people that maybe they
Speaker 3: listen to me back in the day on the radio,
Speaker 3: like in places that I don't always go to, like
Speaker 3: you know, maybe in Oklahoma and stuff, because I do
Speaker 3: occasionally like to see what people are saying in other
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Speaker 3: you're going to delete?
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Speaker 3: But so last week I went and had a drink
Speaker 3: with my friend and we went to the Well, which
Speaker 3: you know that I love. It's my little dive bar
Speaker 3: that I love. We went I had my birthday there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I love the Well, And we went there and it
Speaker 3: was kind of it's a little off.
Speaker 1: It's gotten.
Speaker 3: The area is not it's never been that great, but
Speaker 3: it seems to be going downhill. So the seems like
Speaker 3: it's super uh like touristy, seems to I wouldn't say
Speaker 3: it was touristy. I mean maybe a little bit, but
Speaker 3: it's just yeah, it's not that great of a bar.
Speaker 1: It's just like I've just been going there forever. So
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 3: They have a good happy hour that goes till eight.
Speaker 3: That's always fun. But the the clientele on this particular
Speaker 3: day was not great. Just yeah, I don't even you know,
Speaker 3: like like hills Yeah, yeah, a little bit kind of
Speaker 3: like that, but of all of all types, all people,
Speaker 3: just a lot of tattoos on the face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, just had it just there. If really
Speaker 1: that's why it tugs.
Speaker 3: I just saw so you always get me off, but
Speaker 3: I saw this, you always get me off, especially on planes.
Speaker 3: I saw an interview with Mike Tyson recently that this
Speaker 3: little girl was like, what do you think that legend?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: What do you want your legend to be that you
Speaker 3: leave behind? And Mike Tyson just went into the most
Speaker 3: existential philosophic so he was like, I don't believe in legends.
Speaker 3: We are just dust. I don't mean anything. I don't
Speaker 3: matter at all. I'm just a boxer. Nobody cares, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna die, You're gonna die, it doesn't matter, and then
Speaker 3: just pans it wasn't even a joke, like he wasn't kidding,
Speaker 3: and it just pans to this little girl and she goes,
Speaker 3: that was a very interesting answer.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that before. Thank you not cute. I
Speaker 1: kind of just Mike Tyson is sorry. I think he's
Speaker 1: a genius.
Speaker 3: He really kind of is. If you want to like
Speaker 3: forgive people, forgive Mike Tyson. He's like trying to do
Speaker 3: good things.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, there's probably a couple of women that might disagree
Speaker 3: with that, but I hear I hear you. We have
Speaker 3: to we have to forgive if they forgive want to
Speaker 3: support and have positive stuff. So anyway, I'm at this
Speaker 3: bar and I'm waiting for my friend, so you know,
Speaker 3: I'm just sitting there and kind of hearing everybody's conversation,
Speaker 3: and this one guy out of nowhere just says to
Speaker 3: the room and there's not a lot of people at say,
Speaker 3: there's only like eight people in there. Okay, the music's
Speaker 3: really loud, it feels chaotic, and this guy, who you
Speaker 3: would not expect to say this, just says, out of nowhere,
Speaker 3: to no one, like he's not even really talking to
Speaker 3: the bartender, just to the whole room because the bar
Speaker 3: is like a square circle, so we all just base
Speaker 3: each other kind of thing.
Speaker 1: And he just goes hey, he goes h like uh,
Speaker 1: she goes what is that like? You know that like
Speaker 1: play where it's like they're like French and it's like, uh,
Speaker 1: they have like a revolutional like whatever whatever.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, Okay, Cesily, just don't even answer. He's
Speaker 3: not talking to you, he's talking to somebody else. He's
Speaker 3: not talking. He's talking the bartender. He's probably I don't
Speaker 3: know why, he's asking how could you possibly help yourself well?
Speaker 3: Out of nowhere? But it's worse than you think, because
Speaker 3: I go, are you talking about Jean Janet's The Balcony,
Speaker 3: which is of it's.
Speaker 1: Not a known first off, it's terrible play.
Speaker 3: It was a play that I had to be in.
Speaker 3: Call I was in it. I had to climb a ladder.
Speaker 1: It's a very i don't know what they call it,
Speaker 1: like an absurd play where like it's not a lot
Speaker 1: of the it doesn't make a lot of sense.
Speaker 3: It's nonsense. It's like very French, and I don't know
Speaker 3: why we did it in college. But I had to
Speaker 3: climb a ladder that was on stage, and then I
Speaker 3: had to scream Long Live the Revolution, and then I
Speaker 3: had to eat. I think I told you this. I
Speaker 3: had a blood pellet in my mouth. I had to
Speaker 3: then write down on it so that I get shot
Speaker 3: and it's supposed to look like I get shot in
Speaker 3: the face. So I bite on the blood pellet and
Speaker 3: blood goes everywhere. Then I have to fall off the
Speaker 3: ladder and be caught literally by other actors in college
Speaker 3: who were very hungover.
Speaker 1: It was the worst thing I invited, like all the
Speaker 1: I was also in a sorority, as you know, so
Speaker 1: I invited all my like frat and sorority friends and
Speaker 1: they were like, don't invite us to that shit anymore.
Speaker 1: We're not doing that. We can't do that. That was bad.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're not wrong. I'm not going to combine
Speaker 3: those groups anymore. You are not wrong. Oh and then
Speaker 3: my shirt fell off one of the performances and I
Speaker 3: fell I was wearing like a jumpsuit that was tied
Speaker 3: like a halter and it wasn't tied tight enough. And
Speaker 3: when I fell onto off the ladder, or when I,
Speaker 3: you know, purposely fell it just fell off. So I
Speaker 3: just my tick was out, which the director loved. He's like, no,
Speaker 3: it's very French. Don't worry about it. It's wonderful. Oh god,
Speaker 3: there was a point to that. Oh yeah, me going, oh,
Speaker 3: are you talking about Jean Janet's the balcony, and the
Speaker 3: guy like does a side glance, like, bitch, I am
Speaker 3: not talking to you, although he was talking to everybody
Speaker 3: it seemed, yeah, and then he goes.
Speaker 1: Na, no, no, I was like singing and shit like
Speaker 1: all the Miserables, and I could not help myself. But
Speaker 1: I couldn't help my I go I like literally said
Speaker 1: it like that.
Speaker 3: And he was like, nah, I prefer Miserables, like he
Speaker 3: knew exactly what he was saying and doing why I
Speaker 3: was involved at all. Then my friend showed up and
Speaker 3: I didn't even tell him about it. I was too embarrassed.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, what just went down? You probably
Speaker 3: I'm glad you weren't here for it. I just didn't
Speaker 3: even say anything.
Speaker 1: Nah nah nah nah nah. There's music in it. N
Speaker 1: The sad thing is that my first thought was.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, do you mean le is Well, of course
Speaker 3: you would think that, but I am being I had
Speaker 3: to take it a step.
Speaker 1: I had to take it a step. Oh's existential? Uh
Speaker 1: play hum?
Speaker 3: I immediately was like, well, maybe I'm not Maybe I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know that play so well.
Speaker 1: No, you're absolutely right.
Speaker 3: I mean it could have been either if I guess,
Speaker 3: but like either way, he wasn't talking to me, and
Speaker 3: I I corrected him, not talking to you, but he
Speaker 3: was not interested in further information I have. He never
Speaker 3: explained why.
Speaker 1: He asked that.
Speaker 3: There was no context ever after he said yeah, Miserables,
Speaker 3: and I was like, name is and then he was
Speaker 3: like and then we all just went back to her. Negronis, Well,
Speaker 3: I was drinking GROI I don't know what he was drinking.
Speaker 3: If I'm honest, I should drink something for sure, I'll
Speaker 3: tell you that much he was.
Speaker 1: I think smoking something was more the vibe I was getting.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, yeah, what's that play again? It
Speaker 1: was like, you know French or whatever? Oh, I mean,
Speaker 1: just to just mind your own fucking business, Cecily, I
Speaker 1: think everything's about why couldn't I just let somebody else answer? Well,
Speaker 1: no one would have answered well exactly, and nobody would
Speaker 1: have entertained them with the with the whole balcony references,
Speaker 1: but he didn't entertain nobody. Yeah exactly, but he didn't
Speaker 1: seem to enjoy it.
Speaker 3: He wasn't like I mean, I guess he did push back,
Speaker 3: like no, no, no, no, you.
Speaker 1: Brought well knew what that was.
Speaker 3: He could have been who knows I was profiling him,
Speaker 3: which is wrong. He could have been a theater kid.
Speaker 3: Did it seem like it? He had a skateboard next
Speaker 3: to him, but that doesn't mean well you were.
Speaker 1: Maybe he was remembering being taken to the Pantagious as
Speaker 1: a little boy, and he knows he saw something, but
Speaker 1: he doesn't remember what it was. And I hate that.
Speaker 3: You know, we're all getting older and sometimes your memories
Speaker 3: just not the bolds And you're like what the fu?
Speaker 3: Like ah, I know exact like, oh, you know they're
Speaker 3: French and they're singing. You probably knew it from the movie,
Speaker 3: you know, possibly, like wasn't that I was like I
Speaker 3: had the way of some shit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yes, Lambi, l are you speaking of
Speaker 1: a Jevert jean Vale song?
Speaker 3: Which character is like I like, push further, yes, like
Speaker 3: you know Eponine of course, sad songs of Epanine. He's like,
Speaker 3: please stop talking to me, lady. I have literally nothing
Speaker 3: to say to you. It's like, but you do because
Speaker 3: you asked that random question. What's if if you had
Speaker 3: to describe it in a in a way that I
Speaker 3: could understand, what is cats actually about? Oh, I'm so
Speaker 3: glad you asked. I'm so glad you asked. It is well,
Speaker 3: it's the worst thing ever and that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but it's got to be about something besides.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's Grizabella, the glamour cat.
Speaker 1: She's the older one.
Speaker 3: Okay, she's it's actually a beautiful If I may, I
Speaker 3: feel like we had this conversation, but no, I may.
Speaker 3: It's based on a book of poems by T. S.
Speaker 3: Eliot about cats, and it's really pretty simple, and it's
Speaker 3: really about just life and death and that we all
Speaker 3: are just you know, reincarnation, and they just use cats
Speaker 3: as sort of the examples of like what is this life?
Speaker 1: And what is anything? Really?
Speaker 3: I mean, I may be making it deeper than it is,
Speaker 3: but that's that's pretty much what it is. So it's
Speaker 3: based on that and the original idea is really surrounded
Speaker 3: about around this cat who's aging and especially and Andrew
Speaker 3: Lloyd Webber, who wrote it, wrote the musical like he
Speaker 3: loves he did Sunset Boulevard. He loves an aging woman
Speaker 3: right in his like he loves talking about which I
Speaker 3: think is actually really cool, and like that's kind of
Speaker 3: what it is. It's really Sunset Boulevard, but just for cats,
Speaker 3: and so they're all and then every song is really
Speaker 3: just about its own cat, which is why it kind
Speaker 3: of sucks, like we're these kind of cats, we're this
Speaker 3: kind of cat and we dance like this and it's
Speaker 3: bad because it's just bad. But then the song memory
Speaker 3: shows up and you're like, that's the most beautiful thing
Speaker 3: I've ever heard in my life. So it's a very confusing,
Speaker 3: very confusing musical because it really does have one of
Speaker 3: the most exquisite songs ever written. And the original lyrics
Speaker 3: I think it was his name's Tim Rice Was. He
Speaker 3: does a lot of lyrics for stuff, and I think
Speaker 3: I think that's who did it. And it's so dark
Speaker 3: and beautiful. They lightened it up when they put it out,
Speaker 3: but it's like just lovely.
Speaker 1: They lightened it up, like lightened up the story. They
Speaker 1: lightened up the song, like I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I wrote about it somewhere where the original lyrics was
Speaker 3: something so beautiful and I can't remember honestly what it is.
Speaker 1: I could call it up, but who cares.
Speaker 3: But it's very bad because none of it really comes
Speaker 3: together if there had been like a focus more and
Speaker 3: you know, you kind of just have your big finish,
Speaker 3: which is memory, which is all that you're there to see.
Speaker 1: And there's so many bad songs.
Speaker 3: And they're also they have to dress up like cats,
Speaker 3: and they used to come out into the audience, which
Speaker 3: is just like a true nightmare for the audience. Right,
Speaker 3: Remember they'd come and sit on people's laps and like
Speaker 3: lick their paws like their cats.
Speaker 1: Do they still do that? I think they do. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean Cats has not been out for I went
Speaker 3: and saw they did have the revival around the movie
Speaker 3: because they're all, you know, in cahoots. So in twenty
Speaker 3: nineteen when the Cat's movie was coming out, which was
Speaker 3: we talked about that on this show because it was
Speaker 3: so bad that it was amazing, right, people were getting
Speaker 3: really high and going and it was really fun.
Speaker 1: It was just unbelievably terrible.
Speaker 3: But my friend and I went and saw the We
Speaker 3: went and saw it to the Pantageous that year, so
Speaker 3: it's not been that long ago since I saw Cats,
Speaker 3: and it was pretty bad. But then when we got
Speaker 3: to memory, we were like both in tears. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: the thing, that's what he does. That's the same sunset Boulevard.
Speaker 3: You wait for that song?
Speaker 1: What's the song in sense?
Speaker 3: Song? And Boulevard the one I was supposed to go
Speaker 3: see with Nicole who won the Tony and everything, and
Speaker 3: I had to not go.
Speaker 1: I was so sad.
Speaker 3: I can't remember what it's called, but it's so hold on,
Speaker 3: I'll find it. So like I kind of changed my
Speaker 3: answer in the middle. Kats is terrible, but like, how
Speaker 3: can something be that bad and have such a good
Speaker 3: moment in it?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's like life. That's like an analogy for life.
Speaker 3: I think, Yeah, I think it's just all we're Oh,
Speaker 3: it's as if we never said goodbye. Oh, as if
Speaker 3: we never said goodbye. I'm gonna play a little bit
Speaker 3: of it. It's our show.
Speaker 1: We do, we do whatever we want?
Speaker 3: Again, did we we said at the beginning, we're doing
Speaker 3: this till the wheels come off. Is this the moment
Speaker 3: the wheels come off.
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is Glenn Close doing it.
Speaker 3: This isn't the one I wanted, not even close to
Speaker 3: the one I wanted.
Speaker 1: Remember this song? Oh my yes, I wait, just wait,
Speaker 1: just wait? Oh god?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, So you don't want that version of it?
Speaker 1: You want them a cool lessinger version. No, that doesn't
Speaker 1: sound right.
Speaker 3: I don't you know something to know about me, m
Speaker 3: I like my musical theater to have, like I like
Speaker 3: the singing to be less less Glenn Close as.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was weird. That was they had an older
Speaker 1: an older character or something. But I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: like like a lot of robrata.
Speaker 3: That's this is just me And I'm not saying everything
Speaker 3: has to sound like like a pop song, but why
Speaker 3: can't songs be more clear and less like?
Speaker 1: Oo?
Speaker 3: Like that doesn't That doesn't feel moving to me. It
Speaker 3: just feels too performative. Well that was a bad one,
Speaker 3: you know. That's how a lot of musical theater is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it can be. I could see that. You just want
Speaker 3: it to sound like like.
Speaker 1: Bernadette Peter is singing tell me on a Sunday. I
Speaker 1: love that song. You don't like that? No, I do
Speaker 1: like that. I do like that as queen. There's no
Speaker 1: one better than that too a zoo.
Speaker 3: It has chimpanzees. It's just plaintive and clear and sweet. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but don't forget she was doing a real weird British
Speaker 3: accent in that, because there are other songs that she
Speaker 3: has like this weird, very strong, because she I always
Speaker 3: forgot that too, because I always love that song. Then
Speaker 3: if you listen to some of the other ones, which
Speaker 3: are also beautiful also andreloid webber, you you know she's
Speaker 3: got a little she's doing a weird thing there, which
Speaker 3: you know she was forced to do, I would imagine, but.
Speaker 1: I hear you. It's a lot.
Speaker 3: But that song go back, you guys, do yourself a
Speaker 3: favor and listen to as if we never said goodbye.
Speaker 3: With the current, she's like retiring.
Speaker 1: I had a ticket.
Speaker 3: I have to let that go, right, I have to
Speaker 3: let go that something didn't happen that I wanted to happen.
Speaker 1: Can it never happen again? Never happen again? This is it.
Speaker 3: And now that she won the Tony, those tickets are
Speaker 3: impossible to come by.
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 3: I got scammed on StubHub. Basically I thought I was
Speaker 3: getting an orchestra seat ticket. I was supposed to go
Speaker 3: to New York, had to cancel it, as you guys know,
Speaker 3: and then never got my ticket right, which you think
Speaker 3: was a full on scam. I think StubHub just didn't
Speaker 3: send it to me. I'm not sure, but here's a
Speaker 3: moment of tell me on a Sunday. You ready, it's
Speaker 3: not playing that loud?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Why is it so quiet? It's because it
Speaker 1: wants me to sing it does? It won't play that loud?
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe she is kind of doing a
Speaker 1: does for she has a thing. So never mind, I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: That's got chimpanzees. Tell me, yeah, yeah, she's being a bit.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know who's to blame. Oh, I
Speaker 1: think I mostly like hack. I think it's a hard
Speaker 1: not like us.
Speaker 3: Do you have any idea how many times I've seen
Speaker 3: Annie Well, I tell you what, I'm gonna tell you why?
Speaker 3: And I think I did tell you this. I think
Speaker 3: I literally told you this recently because when I went
Speaker 3: I was sent to go spend a summer with my
Speaker 3: aunt and uncle in New Jersey when I was probably
Speaker 3: ten nine, maybe nine, like fourth grade?
Speaker 1: What's fourth grade? That's eight nine. Oh yeah, and they
Speaker 1: put me in flute lessons.
Speaker 3: I don't know what my mother was, what my parents
Speaker 3: were doing, but they sent me off and I lived
Speaker 3: in this basement room bedroom, and I do remember being
Speaker 3: kind of like sad and feeling a little bit alone
Speaker 3: and like why am I here? But they had I
Speaker 3: guess they had the record. It would have been a
Speaker 3: record at that age. Yeah, Annie, of course, and I
Speaker 3: had the or the original Broadway No, the Broadway Broadwaysica Parker.
Speaker 3: Did you know she was the original Annie? I mean
Speaker 3: it all comes back. I don't feel like it was
Speaker 3: Sarah Jessica Parker though on the recording on Theileen Quinn. Okay,
Speaker 3: that was the movie, and she also was probably in
Speaker 3: the play too, so yeah, she was great. Yes, So
Speaker 3: I do remember playing it over and over and over.
Speaker 3: I'd never seen it or anything like that, hadn't been
Speaker 3: to like a Broadway show at that age, but I
Speaker 3: just remember being like, what is this, Like I've still
Speaker 3: got it, and then of course it had a soft
Speaker 3: spot in my heart.
Speaker 1: From then on, I would like the songs tomorrow is
Speaker 1: a great thing. My version of that.
Speaker 3: I think we did talk about this when I was
Speaker 3: like whatever, age five, my mom had a chorus line
Speaker 3: and I would listen to it all all day, every day,
Speaker 3: you know, like most five year olds do. Hey, did
Speaker 3: you want to go outside and play kick call with
Speaker 3: the neighbors. Nope, I'm working on my morales. And that
Speaker 3: is just the truth. That is, Like my friends will
Speaker 3: even back that shuit up like I could not be.
Speaker 3: I think I still have the album because I kept
Speaker 3: I was able to salvage. Like we move so many times,
Speaker 3: and there's no homes in my life anymore, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like there's no place for that stuff.
Speaker 3: But I I boxed up some stuff I want, and
Speaker 3: I think I still have the chorus line album. No,
Speaker 3: I loved it, Yes, what I did for love m
Speaker 3: my friend you know, at my little art school, my
Speaker 3: little my little performing arts school, you know, mm hmm.
Speaker 3: I was never good enough to like see you know,
Speaker 3: we'd have these things where people would sing it stuff.
Speaker 3: And my friend Tiffany, who I love, was the best
Speaker 3: singer I'd ever heard. She should have I mean, she
Speaker 3: just didn't want to, but she could have like really
Speaker 3: made it I think on Broadway mm hmmm. And they
Speaker 3: had her at our graduation seeing what I did for love,
Speaker 3: and I wish I.
Speaker 1: Had a record.
Speaker 3: Maybe she has a recording of it, because it was incredible.
Speaker 3: There was a little little Cecily was a little jealous.
Speaker 3: Little Cecily like dreamt of that being her, but it
Speaker 3: wasn't because I couldn't sing like to me, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So okay.
Speaker 3: So this is something that we have one hundred percent
Speaker 3: talked about on the show, but because it's my memory,
Speaker 3: we also talked about cats, so I have so you
Speaker 3: might not remember this because it was like a side
Speaker 3: story of something that I remember from camp, being a
Speaker 3: kid at Jewish camp. But I'll never forget that. It
Speaker 3: was day camp and we were all going on the
Speaker 3: bus to go to a field trip somewhere, and they
Speaker 3: stopped everything that was going on, all the camp songs,
Speaker 3: and they were like, so and so Sally is going
Speaker 3: to sing somewhere over the rainbow for us, and I
Speaker 3: remember being so fucking annoyed, like who the fuck is
Speaker 3: Sally And why the why do I have to sit
Speaker 3: and listen to her sing a stupid song?
Speaker 1: You No, I don't. I wasn't even a good singer.
Speaker 3: I just think I thought she was such a show
Speaker 3: off and I do think that she was really good
Speaker 3: and probably I mean, looking back, I was just being
Speaker 3: a bitch, like I'm sure others and that woman today woman.
Speaker 1: Weird.
Speaker 3: I can't Sally Field and you could have had this
Speaker 3: amazing life of like Sally Field as your bestie. I
Speaker 3: just remember being so mad and going that is such
Speaker 3: a show off, who cares? But I could completely see
Speaker 3: as an adult if there was a kid that was
Speaker 3: like super talented, because I'd be like this now if
Speaker 3: I was, I'd be like, Okay.
Speaker 1: Everybody, so and so is going to sing a song.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, is the most amazing voice.
Speaker 3: But I will not forget being so mad that they
Speaker 3: would make us listen to somebody sing.
Speaker 1: That's interesting.
Speaker 3: We were different in that way because I would have
Speaker 3: loved it, even though I would have been very jealous
Speaker 3: of Sally. I would have been like, oh yay, this
Speaker 3: is like the one moment where we don't have to
Speaker 3: play volleyball.
Speaker 1: Yes, let's sing, everyone sing. I wanted to sing camp
Speaker 1: songs like as if we didn't do that every minute
Speaker 1: of our lives.
Speaker 3: I want to think James Taylor all the time, Billy
Speaker 3: joelbe I really did I really did I was. It's
Speaker 3: funny because I was on a little car trip with
Speaker 3: Sadie the other day. So Sadie's seventeen, and I was
Speaker 3: remembering that my parents had like pretty good taste in music.
Speaker 3: I mean, they had some kind of basic music, but
Speaker 3: really I told you that they loved Janice Ian and
Speaker 3: they yes, they liked some they loved Nina Simone. They
Speaker 3: listened to a lot of Nina Simone. They listened to
Speaker 3: and they listened to like a lot of kind of
Speaker 3: folk music. I like that, yeah. And it's funny because
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, Sadie, I want to play you
Speaker 3: something like from my childhood that's like I used to
Speaker 3: listen to. And she's like okay, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: put on Nina Simone. And she's like, yeah, I know
Speaker 3: who Nina Simone is. Ooh. But because kids these days,
Speaker 3: they know, they know a lot of songs, and a
Speaker 3: lot of songs are redone all the time. So she
Speaker 3: was like, oh, do you want to hear I put
Speaker 3: a spell on you? Oh? Have you heard the Christina
Speaker 3: Aguilera version? Like no, I haven't all of that. She's
Speaker 3: like bringing stuff to the table on that because I'm
Speaker 3: going to tell you I don't like Nina Simone's voice.
Speaker 3: I said, what I said, come at me, I said it,
Speaker 3: I don't like sign. I didn't think Seinfeld was that amazing.
Speaker 3: I didn't like Kramer, and I like the idea of
Speaker 3: Nina Simone. But anytimes have you ever tried to make
Speaker 3: out Nina Simone?
Speaker 1: It's a lot. Well.
Speaker 3: The funny thing is when I was a kid, I
Speaker 3: liked a lot of the music that my parents played,
Speaker 3: but I didn't know, like I didn't know that Nina
Speaker 3: Simone was a woman, so I thought it was I
Speaker 3: thought it was a male singer. So I would ask,
Speaker 3: and then I would try to ask for the song
Speaker 3: that I wanted because I was like pretty young, and
Speaker 3: I would say, I want, can you play the song
Speaker 3: about the Sugar in the Bowl by the God? I
Speaker 3: want to say the gender? Oh you said by the guy?
Speaker 1: And my I don't.
Speaker 3: I probably didn't know who was. I was like, something,
Speaker 3: you guys play a lot. I want to hear it,
Speaker 3: and it's a guy. Because my mom was probably like, okay,
Speaker 3: but what are you talking about? And I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: it's a man. And then finally I think I probably said,
Speaker 3: you know, there's like the sugar sugar in the bowl.
Speaker 1: And then my mom was like, oh, that's not a man,
Speaker 1: that's Nina Simone and that wasn't mad about it. I mean,
Speaker 1: that was so mad.
Speaker 3: Well, she she hit me, but that's no, she was upset.
Speaker 3: She was upset because she didn't want to see me
Speaker 3: like not get something correct. I thought that the lead
Speaker 3: singer I told you this, We've probably had exactly this.
Speaker 3: We probably had this exact conversation from start to finish,
Speaker 3: probably because our brains like work the same way. So
Speaker 3: if I say something about Seinfeld, which I guarantee we've
Speaker 3: talked about Kramer like probably more than like probably five
Speaker 3: times exactly the same way, then.
Speaker 1: That probably led to the exact same thing. Whatever.
Speaker 3: But if you get one different sentence out of us
Speaker 3: once a week, that's the best you're going to get
Speaker 3: at this point. And I'm fine with it. I mean,
Speaker 3: I really am.
Speaker 1: I have to be, you have to be.
Speaker 3: But I was going to say that I used to
Speaker 3: think the lead singer of Yeazz Allison Allison. I thought
Speaker 3: that was a guy until like probably twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: I did I didn't know.
Speaker 3: Like, I just's that's how I heard it only you
Speaker 3: I thought was a guy like and all the times
Speaker 3: I listened to it and I would I like till
Speaker 3: the tape broke that and Depeche Mode and The Cure,
Speaker 3: until the fucking tape broke In my walkman, I listened
Speaker 3: to it every day and fantasized about Andy Dean every
Speaker 3: day for four years, just went into some weird space
Speaker 3: every day because of that song and my issues.
Speaker 1: It's so interesting how music has changed so much, because
Speaker 1: back in the day, you didn't You couldn't just listen
Speaker 1: to one off songs unless it was you were listening
Speaker 1: to like the radio Top forty radio. So you just
Speaker 1: t album and then you listen.
Speaker 3: But then you or the tape right you bought the tape,
Speaker 3: you bought the album, you bought the tape, you bought
Speaker 3: the whole project, is what I'm trying to say, and
Speaker 3: you listen to it from start to finish, so you knew, like, oh,
Speaker 3: a side third song is my favorite, and then there'd
Speaker 3: be certain songs you'd rewind and listen to them again.
Speaker 3: But you didn't buy a whole cassette tape for one song.
Speaker 3: You bought it and then you made yourself like all.
Speaker 1: The songs, Yes, yes, and sometimes there was some that
Speaker 1: you always.
Speaker 3: A lot of artists talk about this. They miss they
Speaker 3: themselves miss people buying their hole. They have a concept.
Speaker 3: They have concept albums where like, hey, it's a whole theme.
Speaker 3: You know, I wrote a bunch of songs. Please listen
Speaker 3: right now. They're lucky to get five dollars out of Spotify,
Speaker 3: like we're in some fucked up shit. In fact, you guys,
Speaker 3: everybody find find something you like. There's an artist. I
Speaker 3: like this guy that not artists, but a singer songwriter
Speaker 3: who's a little kind of a friend of mine. I
Speaker 3: think I've talked about him on the show. He has
Speaker 3: a new album out by his ship. His name is
Speaker 3: Dick Prawl. I think the name of his band is
Speaker 3: Dicky d I c K I E.
Speaker 1: He is an album.
Speaker 3: Go download a bunch of his songs from band camp.
Speaker 3: I think is how you do it. I'm serious. They're
Speaker 3: really good. You'll love him Crawl the Lassons Prawl p
Speaker 3: He is in Paul are A l l And he
Speaker 3: has a lot of albums and his latest one is
Speaker 3: just beautiful. He's very Glenn Hansward kind of it reminds
Speaker 3: me of like all the stuff I used to love,
Speaker 3: like Damien Rice and all that kind of very singer songwritery.
Speaker 3: But he's American. Okay, he's just so good. So this
Speaker 3: is like my way of going, hey, let's help. Maybe
Speaker 3: every week we bring that back where we like, help
Speaker 3: an artist we like and you know, get them, get
Speaker 3: them some money. Sure, I want to read you something
Speaker 3: really quick before we do our shouts. Okay, this is funny.
Speaker 3: This was on threads and I didn't get it at first,
Speaker 3: so just bear with me. Unpopular opinion. Y'all aren't ready
Speaker 3: to have this conversation. Let that sink in. I'll wait,
Speaker 3: and while we're at it, can we normalize saying it
Speaker 3: louder for the people in the back. I don't know
Speaker 3: who needs to hear this, but I said what I said.
Speaker 3: Make it makes sense, full stop. Thanks for coming to
Speaker 3: my ted talk. That's it. That's the post. And then
Speaker 3: it was hashtag rage bait and some people really did
Speaker 3: get mad, like people are just like, that's nonsensical.
Speaker 1: That's really funny, and some people added to it and
Speaker 1: we're funny. Somebody wrote, so this post is a game changer.
Speaker 3: It takes it to the next level and then someone's
Speaker 3: like you forgot checks notes, chex notes. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: this part this post is the quiet part out loud.
Speaker 3: You still have time to delete those ten out of
Speaker 3: ten no notes. I mean, people are bringing it tell
Speaker 3: me your wage bating without telling me your wage beating.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's amazing. We brought a show today,
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I did it. Oh yeah, Oh maybe
Speaker 1: too much. Maybe we should divide it into three small
Speaker 1: parts and just give you a little bit every day.
Speaker 1: We'll give you twelve and a half minutes every day,
Speaker 1: no days.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we could do that, or maybe even less
Speaker 3: two minutes every day we record this and then that
Speaker 3: gives us like twenty day, Like then we don't.
Speaker 1: Have to record so much.
Speaker 3: That's a good idea, honestly, maybe that is what people want,
Speaker 3: just two minutes, like a like a Instagram reel. But
Speaker 3: let me ask you guys this, why are you not
Speaker 3: asking for a name shout out on Patreon?
Speaker 1: Why are you not at the ten dollars level? Get
Speaker 1: on our level? Get on our level. I said what
Speaker 1: I said. That's it. That's the post, full stop period.
Speaker 3: The people in the back. Yeah, Carolyn David Becker, Carolyn Bastion, Silvano,
Speaker 3: Jimmetti full Stop, Sandre Green all of it.
Speaker 1: You are everything, let Rock.
Speaker 3: Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Patrick Price,
Speaker 3: you as well. Julie Turnball, Victoria Blake, Andrea Crawford, Richard Dickey, Frolicker.
Speaker 1: And Carrie Maller. Squad goals. I just go with really
Speaker 1: old ones. I like squad goals. Karen Johnson Watson. Stephanie
Speaker 1: is a stinker rinker. Jill Shaw, you are a queen.
Speaker 1: You're a queen. Athenagainshured, You're a You're the King.
Speaker 3: Sean Price, You're not a short. Can your die? I
Speaker 3: don't remember how tall you are. Sean Just to reminder everybody,
Speaker 3: Sean and I went to high school, so he knows
Speaker 3: some of the stuff I'm talking now.
Speaker 1: He knows what you're talking about. He knows what he
Speaker 1: knows where this is going. Kate Dinado, we adore you. Also.
Speaker 1: Becky Becky Barras. She makes T shirts, mousepads, mugs. Go
Speaker 1: check out her Facebook page Basic Becky, or you can
Speaker 1: go to her website at just Basic Becky. And Randy
Speaker 1: May Aims, what's up, girl? You know what we want
Speaker 1: to do?
Speaker 3: A shout out for I'm gonna say for dogs because
Speaker 3: and here's why. Worth of July is not a good
Speaker 3: time for our pets forgetting about it, and some of
Speaker 3: them are going to get out on the fourth of July,
Speaker 3: which is today while we're recording this, so it already happened.
Speaker 3: So why not give somebody to the ASPCA that does
Speaker 3: amazing things for animals. They're there for our pets, they
Speaker 3: do they give.
Speaker 1: So much money. So give somebody to the ASPCA.
Speaker 3: Okay, And I will also. I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 3: And I'm also going to post my friends.
Speaker 1: I'll post it on book. Why not?
Speaker 3: Right, his little his album. I mean, he didn't ask
Speaker 3: me to do this. I just randomly thought about it.
Speaker 1: Make it easy for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's let's get let's get a huge random following
Speaker 3: out of nowhere. He just gets like a thousand people
Speaker 3: by I love a song? Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: I will that's all. We love you win us on
Speaker 3: Patreon because it's five dollars a month, and we tell
Speaker 3: stories that get us in major troubles and Cecily is
Speaker 3: about to tell one when we when we finish this.
Speaker 3: It's real weird.
Speaker 1: We love you. We thank you.
Speaker 3: We are sorry, sorry Bye Attata.