WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:06.839 Stuck at home and alone. You'd think I could have some. 2 00:00:06.919 --> 00:00:10.800 Fun on my own. Butt on all. 3 00:00:14.919 --> 00:00:17.679 I caught AF with Cecily and Stephanie. 4 00:00:17.839 --> 00:00:21.600 What's up, everybody, Welcome to board AF A show we're 5 00:00:21.640 --> 00:00:22.280 still doing. 6 00:00:22.559 --> 00:00:23.960 We don't give a fuck. 7 00:00:24.039 --> 00:00:26.320 We're gonna keep saying we're gonna do it till the 8 00:00:26.399 --> 00:00:29.399 wheels come off. I mean the wheels have come off. Yeah, 9 00:00:29.440 --> 00:00:32.399 they back on, They've come back off again. What evs 10 00:00:33.159 --> 00:00:35.600 that we've brought. We've brought the podcast to the mechanic 11 00:00:35.640 --> 00:00:39.119 who's like, you really need like all new wheels, Yeah, 12 00:00:39.439 --> 00:00:42.759 expensive ones, think about like topics and we're like, we 13 00:00:42.799 --> 00:00:45.719 don't do that. That's the thing. That's the joke that's 14 00:00:45.759 --> 00:00:48.759 so late. We're just like Seinfeld. And they're like, well, 15 00:00:48.759 --> 00:00:52.000 it's nothing like Seinfeld because those plots were like very 16 00:00:52.039 --> 00:00:55.600 meticulously like interwoven. Like the joke was that it was 17 00:00:55.640 --> 00:00:59.560 a show about nothing, but it was like very complex 18 00:00:59.759 --> 00:01:03.799 and any ways, and you guys are not That show 19 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:07.920 was definitely not about nothing. It was it was very written. 20 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:10.079 Can I tell you. 21 00:01:10.519 --> 00:01:12.200 I'm gonna tell you something that I think I've said 22 00:01:12.200 --> 00:01:13.640 this before on the show. In the five years that 23 00:01:13.640 --> 00:01:15.239 we've you know, what else is there to say? But 24 00:01:15.359 --> 00:01:18.680 like unpopular opinion, and I have told you this, I 25 00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:21.799 didn't love Seinfeld. I loved it at the time because 26 00:01:21.840 --> 00:01:24.159 I loved a lane. I really related to a lane, 27 00:01:24.560 --> 00:01:28.400 you know, for obvious readings, but like for overall, I 28 00:01:28.439 --> 00:01:32.079 honestly did not enjoy like I didn't. I didn't love 29 00:01:32.159 --> 00:01:38.840 seinfeldt am I the worst fucking jew. Well, first of all, 30 00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:41.640 neither of us has ever loved stuff that's super jewy, 31 00:01:42.000 --> 00:01:43.840 and this was my very jewy show. 32 00:01:44.359 --> 00:01:45.120 I guess was it? 33 00:01:45.200 --> 00:01:48.480 I mean, really, just George, what if Louie had come 34 00:01:48.519 --> 00:01:52.079 out with a show called Jewey would people and he'd 35 00:01:52.079 --> 00:01:54.359 be like, well, go ahead and cancel me. I don't care. 36 00:01:54.480 --> 00:01:55.680 I've been canceled for worse. 37 00:01:55.760 --> 00:01:56.400 Well, that's his joke. 38 00:01:56.439 --> 00:01:58.640 He's like, what are you gonna take my birthday? We're 39 00:01:58.680 --> 00:02:02.200 gonna take I mean, listen and look. And I'm not 40 00:02:02.239 --> 00:02:04.439 defending Louis even though that was a funny thing to say, 41 00:02:04.439 --> 00:02:06.400 because like, you know, one thing you could say Louie 42 00:02:06.439 --> 00:02:08.360 would just be like, hey, I'm so sorry, I've been 43 00:02:08.400 --> 00:02:10.039 a dick. I'm working on it. That could just be 44 00:02:10.120 --> 00:02:13.639 like one thing before you get into victim mode, you 45 00:02:13.719 --> 00:02:15.599 had some funny jokes about it, but like I didn't 46 00:02:15.639 --> 00:02:19.080 hear a bunch of I give a shit now because 47 00:02:19.080 --> 00:02:19.560 he didn't. 48 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:22.000 Now we say the jewey thing because we are Jewish. 49 00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:24.120 Just in case you're just joining us now, we in 50 00:02:24.159 --> 00:02:26.639 no way want to be part of anything that's We're 51 00:02:26.680 --> 00:02:27.680 not self hating. 52 00:02:28.479 --> 00:02:33.879 It's just like, eah, right, it's a it's a it's 53 00:02:33.879 --> 00:02:36.479 a it's a New York thing. 54 00:02:37.400 --> 00:02:39.680 And I can say that, I can say that I 55 00:02:39.719 --> 00:02:42.960 grew up around the affectation and I didn't love it then, yes, 56 00:02:43.400 --> 00:02:47.520 and I didn't love it when it felt to put on, 57 00:02:49.080 --> 00:02:51.240 which I guess you could say like it. 58 00:02:51.159 --> 00:02:53.479 Wasn't really put on. It was just that was the 59 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:54.800 culture in those days. 60 00:02:54.800 --> 00:02:56.439 You could say, oh yeah, one hundred percent, and you 61 00:02:56.439 --> 00:02:59.719 could say that about any Italian za, but it was 62 00:02:59.759 --> 00:03:04.639 really there's a realness to it. I mean, that's what 63 00:03:04.719 --> 00:03:09.479 they sounded like. Listen, this is what this show was 64 00:03:09.479 --> 00:03:11.639 founded on. Is us not being able to do accents. 65 00:03:11.680 --> 00:03:14.360 If you'll remember, that was the entirety of the first season. 66 00:03:14.360 --> 00:03:17.560 We thought it would just be absolutely hilarious if we 67 00:03:17.560 --> 00:03:19.960 were horrible at accents, and then it turned out that 68 00:03:20.039 --> 00:03:24.080 we were constantly being problematic. Well, also that we were 69 00:03:24.120 --> 00:03:28.520 constantly making each other uncomfortable or okay, that's not true. 70 00:03:28.599 --> 00:03:30.919 I was making you uncomfortable. 71 00:03:30.319 --> 00:03:32.319 Because then every time I would try to do Italian, 72 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:34.479 it would just sound so like I'm making fun of. 73 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:39.120 Hey, and you'd be like this stuff Like. 74 00:03:39.159 --> 00:03:41.439 I don't think I think it's fine. I think like 75 00:03:41.560 --> 00:03:47.680 sometimes people just want to meet the ball. Hey, listen rocking, 76 00:03:48.039 --> 00:03:51.960 rolling and whatnot. That's just the kind of stuff that 77 00:03:52.000 --> 00:03:54.240 you're going to get. But I think with Seindheld, I 78 00:03:54.360 --> 00:03:56.960 just always hated Kramer before it was cool to not 79 00:03:57.080 --> 00:03:59.560 like Kramer. I know, people have weirdly come back around 80 00:03:59.599 --> 00:04:01.520 on him, and he wrote a book and everyone's like, ah, 81 00:04:01.639 --> 00:04:02.199 we love him. 82 00:04:02.240 --> 00:04:04.759 Why do you get canceled? I'm not gonna remember you 83 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:05.199 right now. 84 00:04:05.280 --> 00:04:10.680 Yes, comment sections trust nothing, don't trust AI. Do not 85 00:04:10.719 --> 00:04:13.479 trust chat chat GBT, as we learned last week. But 86 00:04:13.479 --> 00:04:15.680 it's I had an experience that I don't even want 87 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:16.120 to go into. 88 00:04:16.199 --> 00:04:19.439 But they just they're like they lie. They say anything. 89 00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:22.040 You google something and it's like, yes, that person was 90 00:04:22.040 --> 00:04:23.759 on this show, and you're like, okay, well I'll put 91 00:04:23.759 --> 00:04:25.879 that in my article. And it turns out they weren't 92 00:04:26.680 --> 00:04:30.319 I've now had that happen to me twice. Nothing is 93 00:04:30.360 --> 00:04:32.600 to be trusted. And the comment section, I don't know 94 00:04:32.639 --> 00:04:35.680 if they're fucking with us, if there's somebody like watching above, 95 00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:38.800 like in severance, and we're being watched to see how 96 00:04:38.800 --> 00:04:41.040 we respond to people's cuff, they're like trying to divide 97 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:42.720 us by generations or what. 98 00:04:42.600 --> 00:04:45.720 Are they saying? Well, I don't understand that they were 99 00:04:45.800 --> 00:04:47.040 just like, oh I love creamer. 100 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:50.240 I mean I'm assuming these are like jen Alfha, like 101 00:04:50.279 --> 00:04:54.360 these are kids maybe teens that just are on talking 102 00:04:54.360 --> 00:04:57.079 about Seinfeld for whatever reason, like oh my mom used 103 00:04:57.079 --> 00:04:58.759 to watch the show Kramer's the Best. 104 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:02.720 Do they not know? Oh about Michael? I mean, they 105 00:05:02.720 --> 00:05:04.639 don't get screaming the N word? 106 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:09.680 He over and over and never apologized, never really. He 107 00:05:09.759 --> 00:05:13.000 then finally did apologize because he was forced to. Then 108 00:05:13.040 --> 00:05:15.079 he went to India for a while. I mean, I 109 00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:20.120 guess what else can he do? Thank you Providence, thank 110 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:23.360 you disillusionment. You know, that's what he said to us. 111 00:05:23.680 --> 00:05:24.720 That is what he said. 112 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:27.600 And then I took him seriously. I thought, yeah, I 113 00:05:27.839 --> 00:05:31.959 healed and learned, and but did he What was was 114 00:05:31.959 --> 00:05:33.759 was the book about what happened or was it just 115 00:05:33.920 --> 00:05:35.680 I think he talked about it. He I think he 116 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:37.879 probably I didn't read his book. I'm not buying his book. 117 00:05:38.040 --> 00:05:39.879 I told you he has been a dick for a 118 00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:42.319 long time the way before. You don't just like one 119 00:05:42.399 --> 00:05:44.519 day pop off and have a meltdown and say that 120 00:05:44.920 --> 00:05:48.920 he's a dick. He's a bad dude and I'm sorry, like, 121 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:51.439 and that doesn't mean that Kramer that people can't like Kramer, 122 00:05:51.439 --> 00:05:53.399 because I understand more than I of you know, we 123 00:05:53.439 --> 00:05:57.800 separate art artists. However, did you enjoy Kramer's slighting it? 124 00:05:57.879 --> 00:06:02.279 Like they just you know that I would never enjoy 125 00:06:02.319 --> 00:06:04.560 that for once a second, even as a kid, like 126 00:06:04.560 --> 00:06:06.319 a teenager, I was like, oh my god, we were 127 00:06:06.319 --> 00:06:08.759 talking about this interesting thing about a lane. That's like 128 00:06:08.759 --> 00:06:12.120 a real thing. Now this guy, why does he live 129 00:06:12.160 --> 00:06:14.199 in that building? How can you even afford it? Why 130 00:06:14.199 --> 00:06:16.680 would they live in the same building. I'm sure it 131 00:06:16.720 --> 00:06:19.279 was explained, but I don't care. It's funny though, if 132 00:06:19.319 --> 00:06:22.160 you think about it, and this is this is You're welcome, 133 00:06:22.360 --> 00:06:24.720 all right. 134 00:06:24.800 --> 00:06:26.439 You're gonna hear a squirt And I just didn't want 135 00:06:26.439 --> 00:06:29.120 you to think it was something else. You're You're welcome 136 00:06:29.279 --> 00:06:35.720 for a little Are you gonna have to stop? It 137 00:06:35.800 --> 00:06:39.000 won't come out and I really need it. I'll try 138 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:41.040 to do it a different way. One. 139 00:06:41.920 --> 00:06:43.439 I was going to say that this is a little 140 00:06:43.439 --> 00:06:48.879 crossover for everybody from our end, just like that. Uh 141 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:50.120 they aided masturbating. 142 00:06:51.079 --> 00:06:59.120 No that we said that. We know that. 143 00:06:59.199 --> 00:07:02.199 We said that when we were younger, we loved Three's Company, 144 00:07:02.240 --> 00:07:04.279 which was just a cartoon of a show. 145 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:07.439 And yet we're like, that's where we draw the line, cram. 146 00:07:07.279 --> 00:07:12.040 Because because John Ritter was handsome and Michael Richards, I 147 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:14.879 just think it's like we all outgrew that. So if 148 00:07:15.399 --> 00:07:19.079 Seinfeld was a show for adults, like we don't need 149 00:07:19.240 --> 00:07:23.879 the create Like do you picture people laughing uproariously every 150 00:07:23.879 --> 00:07:25.920 time he came in like slid in. 151 00:07:26.160 --> 00:07:28.839 I feel like my parents did watched it. 152 00:07:28.680 --> 00:07:31.040 Like okay, I don't want to rewrite history. I enjoyed 153 00:07:31.079 --> 00:07:32.759 it when I watched it with my family at home 154 00:07:32.879 --> 00:07:35.839 or whatever. Like we liked Seinfeld. We spoke to us 155 00:07:35.920 --> 00:07:39.240 we're living in Texas, and I guess at that point, 156 00:07:39.360 --> 00:07:41.120 you know, like that, you know, we didn't have a 157 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:45.000 lot of that show, like people like that represented Jews. 158 00:07:45.040 --> 00:07:47.879 So yeah, I mean Jews were doing stuff in Hollywood. 159 00:07:47.879 --> 00:07:49.480 I don't know why about that, but like we just 160 00:07:49.519 --> 00:07:51.720 I guess we had Mad About You, which I also love. 161 00:07:51.800 --> 00:07:55.480 I loved Mad About You, still love it. I loved 162 00:07:55.519 --> 00:07:59.240 Paul Reiser. So it's not the it's not the it's 163 00:07:59.279 --> 00:08:00.800 not the over the top and its like I think, 164 00:08:00.839 --> 00:08:04.240 I just Seinfeld to me felt or when I look 165 00:08:04.319 --> 00:08:08.120 back on it, the laugh track was aggressive. It was 166 00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:10.879 way too loud of a laugh track, and it was 167 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:14.079 so disjointed. You just had these characters and then you know, 168 00:08:14.199 --> 00:08:18.639 I don't know, well, he himself wasn't particularly funny. Well 169 00:08:18.879 --> 00:08:20.279 I thought he was back in the day. 170 00:08:20.360 --> 00:08:20.680 I did. 171 00:08:20.759 --> 00:08:23.120 I thought he's a pretty talented guy. I don't laugh 172 00:08:23.160 --> 00:08:25.839 at it now, but like we thought that was funny. 173 00:08:25.879 --> 00:08:29.879 He's also like not a good person. Yeah, I don't 174 00:08:29.959 --> 00:08:31.720 know that much about him as a person, but yeah, 175 00:08:31.800 --> 00:08:35.399 he is the seventeen year old. Yes, he dated a 176 00:08:35.480 --> 00:08:38.480 seventeen year old. And his whole thing now is about 177 00:08:38.559 --> 00:08:42.159 freaking cancel culture. He's one of the he's the leader 178 00:08:42.240 --> 00:08:46.799 of the Yeah, he can't say anything anymore, very ad Seinfeld. 179 00:08:46.879 --> 00:08:47.879 He's so out of touch. 180 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:51.279 And as if Seinfeld ever made any kind of fucking 181 00:08:51.399 --> 00:08:54.559 edgy jokes. You're not Louis c k You're Seinfelder his 182 00:08:54.639 --> 00:08:57.120 whole thing. I mean, he's almost as bad as like 183 00:08:57.240 --> 00:09:00.840 Cosby in the like pull your pants up like today. 184 00:09:00.960 --> 00:09:03.720 But then you're mad that you can't say anything what 185 00:09:04.600 --> 00:09:07.519 racy jokes, politically and correct stuff. Do you want to say, 186 00:09:07.639 --> 00:09:10.639 Jerry Seinfeld? That is such a good point, That is 187 00:09:10.639 --> 00:09:12.559 a very good point. I can't but I can't say 188 00:09:12.559 --> 00:09:14.799 that he wasn't funny at the time when we hadn't 189 00:09:14.840 --> 00:09:16.080 seen We hadn't. 190 00:09:15.879 --> 00:09:18.639 Seen it, but he was like cotton bowls, What are 191 00:09:18.759 --> 00:09:19.440 these people? 192 00:09:19.559 --> 00:09:21.960 But you did think, I know there was a time 193 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:23.519 where you were like, he would say things. 194 00:09:23.759 --> 00:09:26.039 I mean, he is known. I know I'm pushing back 195 00:09:26.039 --> 00:09:28.840 against my own statement, but he is known as one 196 00:09:28.879 --> 00:09:32.039 of the best writing comedians. Like back in the day, 197 00:09:32.080 --> 00:09:34.879 he really did have some We hadn't heard that. It's 198 00:09:34.960 --> 00:09:39.399 hackey now, but it wasn't hackey then. Correct. Guy laughed 199 00:09:39.399 --> 00:09:41.039 at the peanut on the you know, why are the 200 00:09:41.039 --> 00:09:41.960 peanuts so small? 201 00:09:42.000 --> 00:09:43.960 You can't Oh, maybe I've got it. I mean we 202 00:09:44.080 --> 00:09:48.320 laughed at that. He really liked that hadn't been done yet. 203 00:09:48.399 --> 00:09:50.000 Do you want to hear a joke though, like airplane 204 00:09:50.080 --> 00:09:53.919 joke my friend had. Now for this to work, I 205 00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:56.039 have to be a guy, so just like pretend I'm 206 00:09:56.039 --> 00:10:00.080 a guy. Okay, I just I don't want to do 207 00:10:00.159 --> 00:10:03.039 it wrong. But I just flew in from Denver, boy 208 00:10:03.120 --> 00:10:05.480 or my hands tired? That's not right? 209 00:10:06.080 --> 00:10:09.000 How does it go? Arms? Yeah? How do you fly? 210 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:13.879 How is it arms? Yes? Yeah, no, I'm not supposed 211 00:10:13.879 --> 00:10:16.120 to not No, I just fle in from Denver and 212 00:10:16.200 --> 00:10:20.720 boy or my arm's tired. Oh fuck, I fucked it 213 00:10:20.799 --> 00:10:24.080 up again? My god? Are you kidding me right now? 214 00:10:25.960 --> 00:10:30.360 Is this like like weird meta? Are you really getting 215 00:10:30.360 --> 00:10:32.279 it wrong? Or are you joking? 216 00:10:33.080 --> 00:10:40.679 I can't. I wasn't joking about. Are you seriously like 217 00:10:40.759 --> 00:10:42.799 you don't know how the boy or my arm's tired 218 00:10:42.879 --> 00:10:47.320 joke goes? Or is this pretend like this is part 219 00:10:47.360 --> 00:10:51.080 of the joke, Like I'm being like anti comic, anti genious. 220 00:10:51.399 --> 00:10:53.679 But I wasn't. I was really trying to tell a joke. 221 00:10:53.720 --> 00:10:55.879 But then I just it just didn't make sense in 222 00:10:55.960 --> 00:10:58.559 my brain, like boy or my arms? Is that really 223 00:10:58.639 --> 00:11:01.320 how it goes? Just flew in from Denver, boyar, my 224 00:11:01.480 --> 00:11:04.080 arm's tired? And then you're supposed to go, then you go, 225 00:11:04.120 --> 00:11:05.720 boy or my arms right, and then you wait a second, 226 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:07.559 you go no, no, no, there was a porno on 227 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:11.039 the plane. So the joke, that's what the joke was 228 00:11:11.039 --> 00:11:13.039 supposed to be, if I had told it in any 229 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:16.399 sentence anyway. But I just it just didn't sound right 230 00:11:16.399 --> 00:11:18.720 when I said boy or my arm's tired, Like that 231 00:11:18.840 --> 00:11:25.279 doesn't seem right. Oh my god, this might be a 232 00:11:25.440 --> 00:11:28.799 best show ever. The best part is you're just like, wait, 233 00:11:28.840 --> 00:11:31.480 are you being serious? I can't tell, Like, are you okay? 234 00:11:31.840 --> 00:11:33.120 You're like, do you need assistance? 235 00:11:36.039 --> 00:11:38.960 Tap your microphone if you need me to call. Oh, 236 00:11:39.000 --> 00:11:44.240 you're trying to put your lotion back on sound, nothing 237 00:11:44.279 --> 00:11:46.320 will come out. Maybe it's time for you lotion. 238 00:11:46.840 --> 00:11:49.080 But also the way you said it up was like 239 00:11:49.120 --> 00:11:50.960 do you want to hear like a jokey joke and 240 00:11:51.000 --> 00:11:54.759 that's it. That's like, that's not like a dad joke. 241 00:11:54.960 --> 00:11:55.320 That's like. 242 00:11:57.120 --> 00:12:00.279 Set up, like it's a you know, an old school joke, 243 00:12:00.399 --> 00:12:02.559 like I just flew in from him my arms hard, 244 00:12:03.080 --> 00:12:04.159 there was a porno on the plane. 245 00:12:04.679 --> 00:12:07.240 It's a great joke, right, but it's very it's very 246 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:11.320 much like a funny stand up joke. Right, yes, I'm 247 00:12:11.320 --> 00:12:13.279 not sure what my point of even, Like, it's not 248 00:12:13.399 --> 00:12:14.480 like you saw that on. 249 00:12:14.440 --> 00:12:16.200 The bottom of a dixie cup and you're like, do 250 00:12:16.240 --> 00:12:18.240 you want to actually hear something kind of funny. 251 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:20.919 That I that I read this morning, but it's on 252 00:12:20.919 --> 00:12:24.879 a snap holder's digeon Snapple has Like I'm like, really, 253 00:12:24.919 --> 00:12:29.600 so it's like supposed to be like a masturbation thing. Ah, okay, 254 00:12:30.120 --> 00:12:35.159 I did not rather be a porno on the plane. 255 00:12:36.799 --> 00:12:39.279 That doesn't even work. It doesn't even make sense really right, 256 00:12:39.840 --> 00:12:45.480 why would there? This is why. That's the way comedy 257 00:12:45.519 --> 00:12:48.000 is really like just in general. It's it's like taking 258 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:52.960 a turn. They're like you're going through the thing. 259 00:12:53.000 --> 00:12:56.639 You're like, okay, I could watch Big Tom Hanks, I'm 260 00:12:56.639 --> 00:13:00.000 excited about Maybe maybe I could watch all of Succession 261 00:13:00.080 --> 00:13:01.480 and they have that year cool. 262 00:13:01.519 --> 00:13:05.080 I like that. Oh oh like a Red Shoe diary. 263 00:13:05.279 --> 00:13:09.519 Okay, oh my god, I might I might have to 264 00:13:09.559 --> 00:13:18.559 pause us, like, yeah, choose. 265 00:13:18.679 --> 00:13:19.600 Everyone chooses that. 266 00:13:19.879 --> 00:13:21.840 You see all these guys, they're like they look around, 267 00:13:21.879 --> 00:13:25.679 they kind of look around like it's this one, okay 268 00:13:25.679 --> 00:13:29.480 with this one, and it's not even red Shoe diaries. 269 00:13:29.480 --> 00:13:34.960 It's like way more. It's like what Peewee Herman was 270 00:13:35.039 --> 00:13:40.759 arrested for, Oh my god, because the porn was that graphic? 271 00:13:40.840 --> 00:13:42.399 Is that why he was Like he was arrested because 272 00:13:42.399 --> 00:13:44.919 he took his dick out in because he's masturbating. But 273 00:13:45.039 --> 00:13:47.639 what everybody was doing, they weren't there to see, like 274 00:13:47.679 --> 00:13:50.639 the Lion King. Listen. I love how you defend. It's 275 00:13:50.639 --> 00:13:53.120 so funny how we fall on different things. I love 276 00:13:53.159 --> 00:13:53.799 pee Wee Herman. 277 00:13:53.879 --> 00:13:55.559 I do not think you should be like arrested for 278 00:13:55.679 --> 00:13:58.399 like masturbating in a pornhouse. I agree. I'm not that, 279 00:13:58.679 --> 00:14:00.840 you know, like stuffy. But at the same time, it 280 00:14:00.879 --> 00:14:03.600 wasn't like nothing. It wasn't like they just like went 281 00:14:03.639 --> 00:14:06.440 to his home and they're like, we don't like your suit, you. 282 00:14:06.399 --> 00:14:06.840 Know what I mean? 283 00:14:06.879 --> 00:14:08.600 I mean they really like, you know, they were trying 284 00:14:08.600 --> 00:14:10.919 to crack down on these places. 285 00:14:11.919 --> 00:14:15.559 But keep in mind, well, but these places that nobody 286 00:14:15.600 --> 00:14:19.399 has to go into unless you're they're there for a reason. 287 00:14:20.519 --> 00:14:25.080 It's it that's very much just a morality play. Okay, 288 00:14:25.120 --> 00:14:27.360 we on Patrean. I have a story, but it has 289 00:14:27.440 --> 00:14:29.360 to be on Patreon. I have a story that I 290 00:14:29.440 --> 00:14:32.120 just thought of, but I can't really just in case 291 00:14:32.919 --> 00:14:35.759 I can't say it here. It's it's kind of dark. 292 00:14:35.799 --> 00:14:38.080 It's dark, It's very dark. But it was like where 293 00:14:38.080 --> 00:14:40.600 I was on the weird side of a conversation and 294 00:14:40.679 --> 00:14:42.440 I was like, I'm not sure if I'm right or 295 00:14:42.440 --> 00:14:43.000 wrong here. 296 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:48.799 So that'll we'll save that. Okay, Yeah, I love it. Okay, 297 00:14:48.799 --> 00:14:52.480 I have a story for you. Okay, a couple of things. 298 00:14:52.559 --> 00:14:55.159 I don't think I told you this before, so stop 299 00:14:55.200 --> 00:14:57.639 me if I did, before you get into your story. 300 00:14:57.799 --> 00:15:00.919 I think we should talk about yo. 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Okay? 336 00:16:48.480 --> 00:16:50.399 So I have I know two people in my life 337 00:16:50.440 --> 00:16:52.639 with the same name. Oh no, and you have like 338 00:16:52.639 --> 00:16:55.639 a John Smith or whatever. Yes, one of them I know, 339 00:16:55.879 --> 00:16:57.960 and I know who he is and like he lives 340 00:16:58.039 --> 00:17:00.679 in the Midwest and he's like liberal and whatever. The 341 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:02.200 other one, I don't really know who he is. I'm 342 00:17:02.200 --> 00:17:05.119 not sure why we're Facebook friends. But he just tagged 343 00:17:05.119 --> 00:17:06.680 me I got a thing and it's like you've been 344 00:17:06.720 --> 00:17:10.160 tagged with twenty five other people and he wrote Happy 345 00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:13.359 Independence Day, tag me to the wonderful USA from the 346 00:17:13.359 --> 00:17:17.200 original mother Nation? What the fuck? And why am I 347 00:17:17.240 --> 00:17:20.839 tagging that? And why am I friends with you virtual 348 00:17:20.960 --> 00:17:21.559 mother Nation? 349 00:17:23.599 --> 00:17:25.720 Yeah? That's weird. 350 00:17:26.279 --> 00:17:29.480 It is weird, And I'm just I'm getting I'm starting 351 00:17:29.519 --> 00:17:32.640 to I'm starting to kind of take people off my Facebook. 352 00:17:33.200 --> 00:17:35.400 Okay. I feel like that's our safe space. 353 00:17:35.799 --> 00:17:38.240 That's the only place where somebody can't comment on what 354 00:17:38.279 --> 00:17:41.640 you say that you don't know, Like I got, I 355 00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:43.680 weeded out a lot of people obviously in the last 356 00:17:43.720 --> 00:17:48.839 you know, ten years. Really, I have delighted delete real fast. 357 00:17:49.079 --> 00:17:52.960 I'm just like, nope, as you should. Oh yeah, yeah, 358 00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:55.200 but like some of them are just like haw, who 359 00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:55.480 are you? 360 00:17:55.519 --> 00:17:56.559 What are you talking? About try. 361 00:17:56.599 --> 00:17:59.640 I try to keep a few people that maybe they 362 00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:01.599 listen to me back in the day on the radio, 363 00:18:01.880 --> 00:18:05.000 like in places that I don't always go to, like 364 00:18:05.240 --> 00:18:07.279 you know, maybe in Oklahoma and stuff, because I do 365 00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:11.160 occasionally like to see what people are saying in other 366 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:13.960 parts of the country just so we know. I feel 367 00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:16.079 like it's good to know. And if it's as long 368 00:18:16.079 --> 00:18:19.799 as it's not outrageous, then I'm like, okay, okay, I'll 369 00:18:19.839 --> 00:18:21.880 have one like super religious part. I have like a 370 00:18:21.920 --> 00:18:27.079 preacher that I'm friends with, and that's fine. Just don't 371 00:18:27.319 --> 00:18:31.319 you know, don't like support ice. If you can, then 372 00:18:31.319 --> 00:18:33.160 you're going to delete? 373 00:18:33.480 --> 00:18:36.960 Right? Is that the story you have? That's not the story? 374 00:18:37.039 --> 00:18:40.039 The short is this? So no, I just happened to 375 00:18:40.039 --> 00:18:40.839 look at my Facebook. 376 00:18:40.839 --> 00:18:44.079 But so last week I went and had a drink 377 00:18:44.279 --> 00:18:48.240 with my friend and we went to the Well, which 378 00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:50.079 you know that I love. It's my little dive bar 379 00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:53.359 that I love. We went I had my birthday there. Yeah, 380 00:18:53.880 --> 00:18:56.039 I love the Well, And we went there and it 381 00:18:56.119 --> 00:18:57.880 was kind of it's a little off. 382 00:18:57.920 --> 00:18:58.400 It's gotten. 383 00:18:58.480 --> 00:19:01.319 The area is not it's never been that great, but 384 00:19:01.359 --> 00:19:04.480 it seems to be going downhill. So the seems like 385 00:19:04.559 --> 00:19:09.720 it's super uh like touristy, seems to I wouldn't say 386 00:19:09.720 --> 00:19:11.880 it was touristy. I mean maybe a little bit, but 387 00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:13.839 it's just yeah, it's not that great of a bar. 388 00:19:13.960 --> 00:19:15.960 It's just like I've just been going there forever. So 389 00:19:16.039 --> 00:19:16.559 I like it. 390 00:19:17.039 --> 00:19:18.799 They have a good happy hour that goes till eight. 391 00:19:19.039 --> 00:19:21.880 That's always fun. But the the clientele on this particular 392 00:19:21.960 --> 00:19:27.960 day was not great. Just yeah, I don't even you know, 393 00:19:28.160 --> 00:19:34.039 like like hills Yeah, yeah, a little bit kind of 394 00:19:34.079 --> 00:19:38.079 like that, but of all of all types, all people, 395 00:19:38.279 --> 00:19:40.279 just a lot of tattoos on the face. 396 00:19:40.839 --> 00:19:46.160 Yeah, you know, just had it just there. If really 397 00:19:48.839 --> 00:19:49.720 that's why it tugs. 398 00:19:50.279 --> 00:19:52.039 I just saw so you always get me off, but 399 00:19:52.119 --> 00:19:55.200 I saw this, you always get me off, especially on planes. 400 00:19:56.079 --> 00:19:58.799 I saw an interview with Mike Tyson recently that this 401 00:19:58.839 --> 00:20:01.640