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Speaker 1: Let's start in Boston. Cops there are looking for a
Speaker 1: guy who went to a corner market and assaulted the
Speaker 1: clerk with a hot pocket.
Speaker 3: You could do a major assault with a hot pocket.
Speaker 1: Now you're thinking exactly what I was thinking initially, Taco
Speaker 1: that the you know, hot pocket. The first thing that
Speaker 1: comes to mind is, you know, the surface of the
Speaker 1: sun hot after they're they're prepared. Yeah, he threw a
Speaker 1: cold hot pocket at the clerk. He was apparently upset
Speaker 1: because the clerk asked to see his id before selling
Speaker 1: him a tobacco product unrelated to his potential hot pocket purchase.
Speaker 1: So we got a hot head with a hot pocket.
Speaker 3: Who really wants nicotine.
Speaker 1: Another customer witnessed the hot pocket assault told the assailant, hey, dude,
Speaker 1: chill out. At this point, they started fighting and the
Speaker 1: hot pocket guy pulled out a pocket knife and tried
Speaker 1: to stick both the customer and the clerk.
Speaker 2: He was pocket pocketing. He had a hot pocket and
Speaker 2: a pocket knife. If we had bwo Bob World order
Speaker 2: at the front of that convenience store, it would have
Speaker 2: been taken care of well.
Speaker 1: Between the customer and the clerk. They managed to get
Speaker 1: the guy out of the store, locked the doors, they
Speaker 1: called police. No one ended up getting injured in the end.
Speaker 1: But this dude's in the wind only I'm sure to
Speaker 1: assault again. He's gonna have a pocket rocket. It's a
Speaker 1: trifecta of pockets. I can tell I know people like this.
Speaker 1: You guys got to watch out up in Boston, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you think he has a pocket full of quarters too?
Speaker 2: He's got a pocket full of quarters and he's headed
Speaker 2: to the arcade. For those don't that don't know, that's
Speaker 2: a song. They've got a pocket full of quotas, and
Speaker 2: I've headed to the arcade because I have what.
Speaker 1: Pack man fever? Yeah, pack man fever. He nailed it.
Speaker 1: What's an arcade? Yeah, now it's a place where we
Speaker 1: used to have to go play video games. Hot pockets,
Speaker 1: so Jesus, I don't know what it is. When you
Speaker 1: heat those things up, you don't let those sit for
Speaker 1: a bit. They the trick with the hot pocket. Get
Speaker 1: it out of that the nuclear sleeve as soon as possible,
Speaker 1: and then cut it in half and kind of open
Speaker 1: it up a little bit and let the steam come
Speaker 1: out and peel the paint off your ceiling. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: high intensity heat. And then cut the other halves. You
Speaker 1: know you have You've cut it in the center.
Speaker 2: Now cut the halves right so you have four quarters,
Speaker 2: and then you head to the arcade to play pack
Speaker 2: band because you have pac mand No.
Speaker 3: And then just.
Speaker 1: Let it. I burn the roof of my mouth so
Speaker 1: bad once on a Pepperoni hot pocket you could literally
Speaker 1: feel the flap of skin.
Speaker 2: It was just we at this this past weekend with
Speaker 2: the fantasy football I know, stupid mid season fantasy football draft,
Speaker 2: but had that this weekend and they made a buffalo
Speaker 2: chicken dip that was awesome. Right comes out of the oven.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, super hot and first person walked right up
Speaker 2: to it and the roof of the mouth flap a
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Speaker 2: There was stone Crab, there was Filet Mignon, there was
Speaker 2: this that.
Speaker 1: All they're ruined at appetizer stage.
Speaker 2: I looked at the dude and I said, hey, bro,
Speaker 2: you just ruined your entire palette for everything.
Speaker 1: A Walmart store in Ohio's pressing charges against a former employee.
Speaker 1: He was caught peeing on a pallette outside the store
Speaker 1: filled with bags of potting mix. They got him on
Speaker 1: surveillance footage consuming alcohol in the premises and then spraying
Speaker 1: the potting mix.
Speaker 3: He had a shop a beard, didn't he.
Speaker 1: He ruined seventy two bags of potting mix, valued at
Speaker 1: over four hundred bucks. They all had to be tossed,
Speaker 1: But I mean, did they have holes in him? Wouldn't
Speaker 1: it just bounce off the plastic? If this is the
Speaker 1: worst thing that's ever been done to some products in
Speaker 1: a Walmart, I would be shocked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't there.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't Walmart.
Speaker 2: I think that was a convenience store actually, where the
Speaker 2: person during COVID was walking around licking the tops of
Speaker 2: opening up.
Speaker 1: That that was in a grocery store. Yeahs an ice
Speaker 1: cream aisle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and disgusting sick people out there, I tell you,
Speaker 2: But this one, I mean, come on, he probably shouldn't
Speaker 2: have been drinking on the job and then you know,
Speaker 2: urinating on the potting mix.
Speaker 1: It's unclear if he was just hammered or intentionally did
Speaker 1: it to get back of the store. It sounds like
Speaker 1: they had that he had been recently fired and wasn't
Speaker 1: working at the time. Oh okay, well i know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do tonight. I'm getting back of that Walmart.
Speaker 3: Come on, dude, it was a Walmart. They let you go.
Speaker 1: I would wonder what he would have done if they
Speaker 1: were bags of kalmanure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad we didn't have to witness that one
Speaker 2: or hear about it. If if you lost your job there,
Speaker 2: then I was thinking, just you lost the Walmart job,
Speaker 2: go to the's not done. They're done, So maybe you
Speaker 2: get Target. I don't think Target's taken you dude.
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Speaker 3: I didn't really want to go right there. I kind
Speaker 3: of was holding back.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so bad that I was just
Speaker 2: thinking that that's like somebody's daughter. She is no older
Speaker 2: than twenty two or twenty three years old.
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Speaker 2: Now she's eating a sandwich ahead of time that you're
Speaker 2: gonna have a full sandwich. You're you're the sandwich. Oh god,
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