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<v Speaker 1>Withintaco Orlando's Rock Station one O one one w j

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<v Speaker 1>r R. This hour brought you by Rock the Bank.

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<v Speaker 1>More cash giveaways today, thirteen of them to be specific.

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<v Speaker 1>They started nine oh five with us, then roll out

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<v Speaker 1>hourly through nine oh five this evening with Klinger.

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<v Speaker 2>Do I recall hearing that two of the thirteen giveaways

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<v Speaker 2>on Friday were from JR R. Yes, they were right here, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>w jr R.

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<v Speaker 1>Pistons. Yes, that's two pals. Yeah give okay, there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>That's for both of you who won a thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Hopefully you when yours today again nine oh five, you

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<v Speaker 2>get that keyword that you entered our website.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's start in Boston. Cops there are looking for a

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<v Speaker 1>guy who went to a corner market and assaulted the

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<v Speaker 1>clerk with a hot pocket.

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<v Speaker 3>You could do a major assault with a hot pocket.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're thinking exactly what I was thinking initially, Taco

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<v Speaker 1>that the you know, hot pocket. The first thing that

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<v Speaker 1>comes to mind is, you know, the surface of the

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<v Speaker 1>sun hot after they're they're prepared. Yeah, he threw a

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<v Speaker 1>cold hot pocket at the clerk. He was apparently upset

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<v Speaker 1>because the clerk asked to see his id before selling

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<v Speaker 1>him a tobacco product unrelated to his potential hot pocket purchase.

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<v Speaker 1>So we got a hot head with a hot pocket.

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<v Speaker 3>Who really wants nicotine.

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<v Speaker 1>Another customer witnessed the hot pocket assault told the assailant, hey, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>chill out. At this point, they started fighting and the

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<v Speaker 1>hot pocket guy pulled out a pocket knife and tried

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<v Speaker 1>to stick both the customer and the clerk.

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<v Speaker 2>He was pocket pocketing. He had a hot pocket and

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<v Speaker 2>a pocket knife. If we had bwo Bob World order

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<v Speaker 2>at the front of that convenience store, it would have

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<v Speaker 2>been taken care of well.

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<v Speaker 1>Between the customer and the clerk. They managed to get

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<v Speaker 1>the guy out of the store, locked the doors, they

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<v Speaker 1>called police. No one ended up getting injured in the end.

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<v Speaker 1>But this dude's in the wind only I'm sure to

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<v Speaker 1>assault again. He's gonna have a pocket rocket. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>trifecta of pockets. I can tell I know people like this.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys got to watch out up in Boston, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think he has a pocket full of quarters too?

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a pocket full of quarters and he's headed

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<v Speaker 2>to the arcade. For those don't that don't know, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a song. They've got a pocket full of quotas, and

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<v Speaker 2>I've headed to the arcade because I have what.

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<v Speaker 1>Pack man fever? Yeah, pack man fever. He nailed it.

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<v Speaker 1>What's an arcade? Yeah, now it's a place where we

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<v Speaker 1>used to have to go play video games. Hot pockets,

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<v Speaker 1>so Jesus, I don't know what it is. When you

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<v Speaker 1>heat those things up, you don't let those sit for

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<v Speaker 1>a bit. They the trick with the hot pocket. Get

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<v Speaker 1>it out of that the nuclear sleeve as soon as possible,

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<v Speaker 1>and then cut it in half and kind of open

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<v Speaker 1>it up a little bit and let the steam come

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<v Speaker 1>out and peel the paint off your ceiling. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>high intensity heat. And then cut the other halves. You

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<v Speaker 1>know you have You've cut it in the center.

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<v Speaker 2>Now cut the halves right so you have four quarters,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you head to the arcade to play pack

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<v Speaker 2>band because you have pac mand No.

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<v Speaker 3>And then just.

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<v Speaker 1>Let it. I burn the roof of my mouth so

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<v Speaker 1>bad once on a Pepperoni hot pocket you could literally

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<v Speaker 1>feel the flap of skin.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just we at this this past weekend with

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<v Speaker 2>the fantasy football I know, stupid mid season fantasy football draft,

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<v Speaker 2>but had that this weekend and they made a buffalo

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<v Speaker 2>chicken dip that was awesome. Right comes out of the oven.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey guys, super hot and first person walked right up

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<v Speaker 2>to it and the roof of the mouth flap a

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<v Speaker 2>scan No sport show.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 2>But think about it if you have ol Scorre show.

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<v Speaker 2>There was stone Crab, there was Filet Mignon, there was

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<v Speaker 2>this that.

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<v Speaker 1>All they're ruined at appetizer stage.

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<v Speaker 2>I looked at the dude and I said, hey, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>you just ruined your entire palette for everything.

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<v Speaker 1>A Walmart store in Ohio's pressing charges against a former employee.

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<v Speaker 1>He was caught peeing on a pallette outside the store

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<v Speaker 1>filled with bags of potting mix. They got him on

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<v Speaker 1>surveillance footage consuming alcohol in the premises and then spraying

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<v Speaker 1>the potting mix.

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<v Speaker 3>He had a shop a beard, didn't he.

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<v Speaker 1>He ruined seventy two bags of potting mix, valued at

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<v Speaker 1>over four hundred bucks. They all had to be tossed,

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean, did they have holes in him? Wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>it just bounce off the plastic? If this is the

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<v Speaker 1>worst thing that's ever been done to some products in

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<v Speaker 1>a Walmart, I would be shocked.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it wasn't there.

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<v Speaker 3>It wouldn't Walmart.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that was a convenience store actually, where the

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<v Speaker 2>person during COVID was walking around licking the tops of

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<v Speaker 2>opening up.

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<v Speaker 1>That that was in a grocery store. Yeahs an ice

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<v Speaker 1>cream aisle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and disgusting sick people out there, I tell you,

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<v Speaker 2>But this one, I mean, come on, he probably shouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>have been drinking on the job and then you know,

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<v Speaker 2>urinating on the potting mix.

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<v Speaker 1>It's unclear if he was just hammered or intentionally did

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<v Speaker 1>it to get back of the store. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>they had that he had been recently fired and wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>working at the time. Oh okay, well i know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do tonight. I'm getting back of that Walmart.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, dude, it was a Walmart. They let you go.

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<v Speaker 1>I would wonder what he would have done if they

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<v Speaker 1>were bags of kalmanure.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm glad we didn't have to witness that one

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<v Speaker 2>or hear about it. If if you lost your job there,

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<v Speaker 2>then I was thinking, just you lost the Walmart job,

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<v Speaker 2>go to the's not done. They're done, So maybe you

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<v Speaker 2>get Target. I don't think Target's taken you dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Taco Bob, I know you probably don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>Lily Phillips is, so I placed it convenience. No, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to. You can just go to our Facebook page. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll search her there and go ahead and open

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<v Speaker 1>that up and you can hear about her latest feet.

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<v Speaker 1>She's an only fans creator. Uh she created all right,

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and one men in fourteen hours. What one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and one dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I'm looking at her pictures. She's only twenty two

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<v Speaker 2>years old.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's complaining of being a tad achy and that

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<v Speaker 1>her eyes were burning from.

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<v Speaker 2>From the stuff. Yeah, this stuff the dreams are made

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<v Speaker 2>of and kids.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't really want to go right there. I kind

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<v Speaker 3>of was holding back.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's so bad that I was just

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<v Speaker 2>thinking that that's like somebody's daughter. She is no older

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<v Speaker 2>than twenty two or twenty three years old.

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<v Speaker 1>She's uh, you can watch that and listen there. She's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna try to break her own record here soon. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>is there a sign up sheet?

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<v Speaker 3>Is this like for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Quite sure? I mean, unless you're first in line. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>she's curling her hair ahead of time.

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<v Speaker 1>She got all all dolled up for this.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you curling your hair? Men are gonna this

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<v Speaker 2>is dude, do the math on this. No, I'm disgusted.

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<v Speaker 2>Now she's eating a sandwich ahead of time that you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have a full sandwich. You're you're the sandwich. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>this is horrendous.

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<v Speaker 3>The man download the iHeartRadio app.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, great habit.