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Speaker 2: Is it not witnessed any No, it's it's actually it's
Speaker 2: gone quite well. It tastes quite good because actually it's
Speaker 2: last year's homebrew that I forgot to bottle, and I
Speaker 2: also forgot to put in the gelatine to clean it out,
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Speaker 2: And now it's time to get up to date and
Speaker 2: all manner of things in the buzz.
Speaker 1: Do you have a morning routine? Yes, describe that to me.
Speaker 1: Push the cat.
Speaker 2: Away from waking me up, feel very disgruntled, cry about
Speaker 2: getting out of bed into the cold, and then eventually
Speaker 2: have some coffee bulletproof bullet coffee with coconut oil in it,
Speaker 2: and then get ready for the gym.
Speaker 1: Coconut oil in your coffee. Yes, you have very fast
Speaker 1: bowel movements. No no, no, no louding caffeine. You could
Speaker 1: stand up.
Speaker 2: That's from the night before. Yeah, no, the first the
Speaker 2: first morning ablutions. The first morning movement is like a
Speaker 2: cannon ball out of a cannon.
Speaker 1: Oh dear, Yeah, anyway, well, the good news is you
Speaker 1: have you have avoided a pitfall of breakfast time. Congratulations.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no no. That
Speaker 2: there's peanut butter and rice cakes and a bowlus here as.
Speaker 1: Well, when in that milk straight after the coffee, straight
Speaker 1: after the coffee. Okay, you've not did a pitfall of
Speaker 1: breakfast time? Okay, which is a doctor has said that
Speaker 1: the five things you should not eat at breakfast, okay,
Speaker 1: And so it says people eat breakfast really too early anyway.
Speaker 2: Well, this is about five o'clock in the morning that
Speaker 2: I'm having it, So.
Speaker 1: It depends when you're eating the rest of your meals,
Speaker 1: but realistically it should be like two hours after you
Speaker 1: get up, okay. Okay, But also you should be eating
Speaker 1: things that are basically frozen. Fruit and yogurt are not cereals, okay.
Speaker 1: So I said that anything that's definitely not frozen for
Speaker 1: you to yogurt.
Speaker 2: No, it's a naughty thing because it's a pastry.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I.
Speaker 2: Follow a lot of bodybuilders and their routines and diets,
Speaker 2: and nothing to do with the pawn genuinely not. I
Speaker 2: do like it for its own say, rather than just
Speaker 2: because more sexy time, though, that is a benefit. One
Speaker 2: of one of the diets was cake for breakfas. I'm
Speaker 2: all on board with that, all get all the calories
Speaker 2: that are going to fuel you and get burnt up
Speaker 2: and not turn into anything right and in the morning
Speaker 2: in loads of them, cake works really really well. But
Speaker 2: that would not go with this.
Speaker 1: Zero calories and cake though.
Speaker 2: No, zero calories and cake no, because there's a.
Speaker 1: Finite number of calories, but an infinite number of crumbs
Speaker 1: zero anyway, make everything a bit crummy. I do like
Speaker 1: it when it's crummy. So pastries, cereals anything that's basically
Speaker 1: it's a wheat variety. You should not eat for breakfast, okay,
Speaker 1: because it doesn't set your body up for going lunch
Speaker 1: with basic sugars and stuff. Like you said, the cake thing,
Speaker 1: we're just getting the calories, saying if you get the
Speaker 1: sweeter stuff in first, you'll eat slower for the rest
Speaker 1: of the day. There was there's another diet for breakfast.
Speaker 2: For breakfast, remember a porn star from nineties called Brett Misles.
Speaker 2: They said a prawn stuff, a very famous crustacean Brett mice.
Speaker 2: I think it was Brett Misles anyway, used to adore it.
Speaker 2: It was my favorite back then. Loved him. But his
Speaker 2: advice in a bodybuilding magazine because he was doing body builders, like, oh,
Speaker 2: George jobs, we have like a four McDonald's or a
Speaker 2: full KKFC or whatever, because it was going to burn
Speaker 2: off in the middle of it, perfectly logical, makes sense. Okay, great,
Speaker 2: that's a diet I'll follow. He died before it was
Speaker 2: like thirty five beautiful man.
Speaker 1: What did he die off? Though? Not from breakfast?
Speaker 2: I think it was hard complications we had that been
Speaker 2: from the injections. Oh no, it wasn't like a massive,
Speaker 2: massive person. The probably did do some but we're not
Speaker 2: talking like a complete roid head. Sorry that he's dead. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well that's beautiful man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but moving on. Do you pay for your haircuts? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: Do you have a regulous establishment? No, because I don't.
Speaker 2: Pay for this.
Speaker 1: Is this is done byself? As is this this is
Speaker 1: all home done?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, I have a lovely hairdresser that lives at
Speaker 2: the end of the road.
Speaker 1: This is a story about being very careful because of
Speaker 1: a skin fade, because of an increase in ring worm
Speaker 1: skin fades.
Speaker 2: So yeah, do you not? Ring worm is muy mucky blades.
Speaker 1: Mucky blade, so's it's a parasitic infection of a little
Speaker 1: MicroB that gets under the skin and just basically lives
Speaker 1: there for a little while and lives a little ring
Speaker 1: which I called ring worm. Yeah, and it's caused by
Speaker 1: it's a skin to skin contact, but mukey blades can
Speaker 1: obviously share. So it's a am that's a dentist. There's
Speaker 1: a barbering pool in Dorset who is basically said, look
Speaker 1: if you go into a barber and you don't see
Speaker 1: them cleaning the equipment before you sit down, and it's
Speaker 1: a busy barber, do not grow there.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: It takes ten minutes to clear out clippers properly. Oh really,
Speaker 1: because you have to take the bass plate off when
Speaker 1: you're using it so closely. You have to sit base
Speaker 1: plate off and really clean it to make sure it's clean,
Speaker 1: and then we attach it. It takes a good ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever seen a barber fully do that.
Speaker 2: I've seen lots of barber side and cleaner and things
Speaker 2: dropped in lots of cleaning activity, but not something quite
Speaker 2: that thorough. But it's decommissioned specifically.
Speaker 1: For skin fades because of the type of clippers that
Speaker 1: you have to use for that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't have skin fades though.
Speaker 1: No, but if you're going to a busy barber and
Speaker 1: you don't see them doing it, yeah, they're probably not
Speaker 1: doing it. So you're at risk if you go to
Speaker 1: the barber or don't. Why not share that with us
Speaker 1: but at the cood TV on social media and that
Speaker 1: brings us nicely to our story of the week. Now,
Speaker 1: do you like a funfair?
Speaker 2: No, I've never been like olden towers and things like that.
Speaker 1: Just take a traveling fund fair, so oh yeah. And
Speaker 1: then the wily gigs.
Speaker 2: And cakewalks and things. Yeah, cakewalks. You've never done a cakewalks?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: I grew up in a town called Luffboro, and they'd
Speaker 2: always have the town fair, a really really big deal.
Speaker 2: And one of my favorites is cake what which is
Speaker 2: basically like steps that move funny and wabbly flows and
Speaker 2: over rollers and.
Speaker 1: Like a fun house kind of thing. A little bit
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, okay, I never go to cakewalk. I
Speaker 1: had an image of someone with a Battenberg on we
Speaker 1: liked you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think Kate, what might be the American term
Speaker 2: and funhouses. The British there's a fin house.
Speaker 1: It's a whole lot of fun. There's prizes to be one.
Speaker 1: Use your body in your brain if you want to
Speaker 1: play the game. There's a flashback for people of an age.
Speaker 1: Patch up with the wallet.
Speaker 2: You'd have a mullet's terribly dated to very dated dated.
Speaker 1: Interventions on its way anyway. This is a story about
Speaker 1: a gentleman who has invented a ride at a funfair
Speaker 1: right that will give you an orgasm just before killing you.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's your face is like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what to do with this information? Do I have a go?
Speaker 1: Do I not? Do I need more information? Do they
Speaker 1: give it?
Speaker 2: Where's that place in Switzerland? No place in Switzerland place
Speaker 2: where you can have the task.
Speaker 1: If you got into and got into their machine, you
Speaker 1: would be dead. My brother works used to work for.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, I'd happily go to dig the task
Speaker 2: if that's on offer.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, this actually came up as a joke because
Speaker 1: he was asked to make an euthanasia machine that would
Speaker 1: say and you're out happy, it's your plan. I think
Speaker 1: he succeeded. He has it's actually a roller coaster. Okay,
Speaker 1: that it's created that has g forces of plus ten
Speaker 1: g's how does he know it gives them pleasure?
Speaker 2: If everybody's gone and had the pleasure to maybe have
Speaker 2: screamed and then carked it, and he's presumed that it's ecstasy, Well,
Speaker 2: it doesn't give them drugs. It's a series of three
Speaker 2: pods okay that's designed to enthrall you and excite you. Right,
Speaker 2: And the way that it will basically do you off
Speaker 2: isn't till the very end okay, where you basically get
Speaker 2: squished to death by the g forces.
Speaker 1: So how long does the whole process take? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It doesn't say hasn't given us a time, right, But
Speaker 1: it's called it the Cumla cone like a cyclone of seamen.
Speaker 2: It's not just when you've waked off and just before
Speaker 2: or you can't you do the windmill that's off of
Speaker 2: the bus this week, Oh dear, thanks Spike. I might
Speaker 2: do a bit more research on that, because what a
Speaker 2: way to go.
Speaker 1: Whanking off and then doing a windmill. If you're not
Speaker 1: perturbed by that, stay right there, because coming up after
Speaker 1: this short break, we're gonna go to stay with celebrity
Speaker 1: with this pervert. Welcome back, you're watching you in the cud.
Speaker 1: Now we've had a set malfunction, so I think it
Speaker 1: was currently flashing over Miss's shoulder has died.
Speaker 2: You've ripped his winkle off. You killed his winkle. I
Speaker 2: didn't kill anybody's winkle.
Speaker 1: It stopped working when it was over your shoulder.
Speaker 2: It was flashing away happily until it did cop t
Speaker 2: transpect itself.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, this is the part of the show where we're
Speaker 1: looking at the sparklest side of the internet in the
Speaker 1: show Biz Witnessed. My mum watches this show.
Speaker 2: She must be so proud watch Really she doesn't watch it.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty four cast your mind back. If it was
Speaker 2: anybody's year, it was Chapel Roames. Think my year as well.
Speaker 2: She had a lot of success. I've successed a lot.
Speaker 2: Good for you, but you're not in the news she is,
Speaker 2: and you're not a celebrity either. Twenty twenty four was
Speaker 2: a really big year for the debut album Lots of
Speaker 2: There was the rise and Fall of the Midwest Princess.
Speaker 2: Everybody dancing hot to Go at the various prides across
Speaker 2: the country.
Speaker 1: And sing it at petrol stations where they have those
Speaker 1: little hot food counters because they have hot to go across.
Speaker 1: It is h O tt oh g O and Sage's
Speaker 1: great ful whatever, Brian's your day.
Speaker 2: Hey. She also did a couple of very notable performances
Speaker 2: Saturday Night Live, the the Grammy Awards, et cetera. So
Speaker 2: everybody very very much like Chapel.
Speaker 1: We've got some news on Board Music. Yeah, apparently they've.
Speaker 2: Been working on it for already, from like July last year,
Speaker 2: so it's already in the works, okay, And the scoop
Speaker 2: is from their music producer that the second studio album
Speaker 2: is probably going to feature a couple of ballads, a
Speaker 2: mid tempo rock song okay, that might be nice, and
Speaker 2: there is something fun up ten Poe and country with
Speaker 2: a bit of a fiddle.
Speaker 1: Okay, so she's definitely channeling her gigar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is a touch of the guitar going on,
Speaker 2: but it's still quite a different style.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but the idea of being able to cross
Speaker 1: genres and music not being a quiet and attacked, not
Speaker 1: an adele performer.
Speaker 2: Park and bark parking, bark stand there, get your microphone,
Speaker 2: bash out your ballad.
Speaker 1: Oh Okay, you shouldn't do that. She performs and she's
Speaker 1: very gaga.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's space for park and bark if you're as
Speaker 2: good as Adel. Yeah, but the album should be giving
Speaker 2: us a new version of Chapel roone. And it's expected,
Speaker 2: it's not, it's not definite, but it's expected to be
Speaker 2: released somewhere in September, possibly even earlier. I'm suspecting it
Speaker 2: will probably hit the summer because she was very big
Speaker 2: this summer. So yeah, like Pink Pony Club, good Luck
Speaker 2: Babe or they like, they're all genuinely quite bangers. To
Speaker 2: be honest, it's not, it's not. It's been a while
Speaker 2: since I've kind of listened to a full catalog of
Speaker 2: an artist.
Speaker 1: Listen to an EP.
Speaker 2: Moving on, We love a bit of heart Stopper, We do?
Speaker 2: And did you enjoy Season three?
Speaker 1: I was a bit torn with Season three so because
Speaker 1: it gave me the happy feels that seasons one and
Speaker 1: two did. We didn't give me any new happy feels.
Speaker 2: No no happy feeling, no new happy feels.
Speaker 1: It was all very much say, like two people exploring
Speaker 1: their youth and sexuality and getting together and that sort
Speaker 1: of thing. I think it was beautifully done with the
Speaker 1: whole mental illness and eating disorder and how they stuck together.
Speaker 1: I thought that was beautifully done, but it didn't make
Speaker 1: me feel warm and fuzzy as much as the other two.
Speaker 2: I'm in two minds with it because it's quite saccering,
Speaker 2: and I'm not that kind of a person. But I
Speaker 2: certainly didn't have that experience. I wish my experience was
Speaker 2: like that, So it's quite wish fulfillment as well. But
Speaker 2: then I also don't kind of believe that it's like
Speaker 2: that for kids now at all. I hope that it is.
Speaker 2: So I'm in two minds about where it's whether it's
Speaker 2: unrealistic or and quite cruel in that sense, or it's
Speaker 2: quite hopeful and that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: Well, then you much remember that TV is a lie. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's like, you know, trams don't go through viaduct
Speaker 1: windows and nearly kill someone in a cabin. There's a throwback, right,
Speaker 1: Dragons don't really exist, and you know, Matt Smith doesn't
Speaker 1: walk around with his bum out everywhere. I wish that
Speaker 1: happened more.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, season three, we saw Charlie and Nick, as
Speaker 2: you say, struggle with the prospect of moving on from
Speaker 2: school life. But people have been interviewing Kit Connor, who
Speaker 2: plays Nick and.
Speaker 1: Well in speaking with it.
Speaker 2: They don't know whether there's going to be a season four, okay,
Speaker 2: and they're now twenty I mean, fresh faced, beautiful tunk
Speaker 2: that they are. But if they hold off for much longer,
Speaker 2: I'm not too sure. Unless they do twenty years later
Speaker 2: and we're in the university. Five years later at the university,
Speaker 2: I don't know how much longer they're going to keep
Speaker 2: it up because both of them are very young looking.
Speaker 1: But their careers have taken off massive.
Speaker 2: They really have. So I was a bit late to
Speaker 2: the party. I have only just watched Agatha all along
Speaker 2: Along's amazing.
Speaker 1: Party with that well Joe lock In. That was brilliant
Speaker 1: and it was different amazing. I've got a lot more
Speaker 1: not respect for him, but a lot more admiration for
Speaker 1: how he delivers acting.
Speaker 2: Now well, the rumors that have been long standing ever
Speaker 2: since hart Stop happened and the room miller got him
Speaker 2: the role. Really he has always been Wickan and Hulkling,
Speaker 2: and I'm a big marvel. I've been reading the comed
Speaker 2: six of the early nineties, so the idea of those
Speaker 2: two coming back together and playing the part, and we
Speaker 2: know that he's been bulking up and he would be
Speaker 2: great of the role. It'd be a wonderful reunion. But
Speaker 2: there's no again, in this interview with Kit, there's there's
Speaker 2: nothing to back that up to say that's going to happen.
Speaker 2: But would they tell us? Would they say that worn
Speaker 2: secrecy are very.
Speaker 1: Very good at keeping things private when they need to
Speaker 1: be pregnant, which you know, and it's I've said this
Speaker 1: before and last year I mentioned about Kick kind of
Speaker 1: when it was outed as bisexual, that was the wrong
Speaker 1: thing to do, you know, And the fact he's then
Speaker 1: been pressured into changing his body type a little bit,
Speaker 1: and it's like these guys are still youngest, still exploring themselves,
Speaker 1: They still geting to know who they.
Speaker 2: Are and should be at liberty to do should Indeed,
Speaker 2: one of the other things that he's saying with heart
Speaker 2: Stopper is that now it's done, he needs a bit
Speaker 2: of a palette clean, cleanse and looking at doing other things.
Speaker 2: They're actually start start inn of Romeo and Juliet and Broadway,
Speaker 2: so they're branching out as well. So I'm really looking
Speaker 2: forward to seeing what they do next. But according to them,
Speaker 2: the hope it will be very very different to heart Stopper.
Speaker 2: She'll be good for them. Moving on, So what do
Speaker 2: you think about TikTok celebrities.
Speaker 1: I know you're a fan of TikTok. I do like TikTok,
Speaker 1: and I do like some of the TikTok influence, like
Speaker 1: celebrity people right if they've got an interesting viewpoint or
Speaker 1: they say fun things. But it's like, I like TikTok
Speaker 1: because it's everybody seeing people that you know, just talking
Speaker 1: about their dog and how they're taking their dog for
Speaker 1: a walk and played frisbee. That's quite fun and I
Speaker 1: like being able to fall into that. Yeah, it's quite
Speaker 1: every much like.
Speaker 2: How you would podcasts, but your podcast fan of never
Speaker 2: been a fan of podcasts.
Speaker 1: I do quite like a podcast. When I'm in the car,
Speaker 1: I like to dance.
Speaker 2: That's what's caused all the accidents.
Speaker 1: You're in the car, right if you're listening to music,
Speaker 1: you do a head pop. That's what I call dancing
Speaker 1: car dancing. I'm not doing a macarena or full I'm
Speaker 1: voguing down.
Speaker 2: I put the music on when I'm on the elliptical
Speaker 2: in the gym, and I have a tendency to sing along,
Speaker 2: not orderbly, but you know, like visually and basically lip syncing,
Speaker 2: and I go absolutely mental for it because usually the
Speaker 2: gym's empty and then somebody walks in and I don't
Speaker 2: notice and make a real prat to myself and.
Speaker 1: This is why I'm not going to the gym.
Speaker 2: Anyway. One of these TikTok celebrities, I mean, it is
Speaker 2: impressive to be nine hundred thousand Instagram followers and three
Speaker 2: point six million on TikTok. Those are quite big numbers.
Speaker 2: So this lady JK. Barry, she's one of ours. She is,
Speaker 2: and she's got lots of fans of her podcast, which
Speaker 2: is called the Saving Grace Podcast. She's amounted a lot
Speaker 2: of big followers. So she's going into some mainstream media.
Speaker 2: She is not no, not porn. She is now going
Speaker 2: to be the presenter or one of the presenters of
Speaker 2: Loose Women.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she doesn't look enough to be honest women.
Speaker 2: Well that's the thing. She's been brought on to the show,
Speaker 2: and she's been called called as somebody who's going to
Speaker 2: be good for diversity, not because she's a lesbian, because she's.
Speaker 1: Young Janet Street Porter Bay out of her face girl,
Speaker 1: I remember the twenties. Other than when she's on the TikTok,
Speaker 1: what does she do on the TikTok? Does she just
Speaker 1: chat and stuff? Or is she does she make cheese
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 2: As far as I can tell, there's no particular theme
Speaker 2: to today's life of this is me. Yeah. For what
Speaker 2: I could tell like old stories about stupid things she
Speaker 2: did at university, I don't see what that's any So
Speaker 2: it's more of a personality really and getting other people
Speaker 2: to kind of talk about stupid things that they've done
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: But yes, good on her.
Speaker 2: And that's all from the show Biz This Week.
Speaker 1: Facts that Missed. Always nice to know that somebody that
Speaker 1: does something went up on persentual what it was, has
Speaker 1: done something good with the time. But yeah, stick around
Speaker 1: because coming up next we have our game of the week,
Speaker 1: Welcome back to ting they could with me and Mike
Speaker 1: copenny Row and then miss Kinsman. Now it's this part
Speaker 1: of the show where we play a game and this
Speaker 1: one is for a roaming reporter without a microphone. It's
Speaker 1: missed softya pop okay, oh oh the crack of the
Speaker 1: knees that day of the week. Now we're going to
Speaker 1: play a game of myth or no myth, And that's
Speaker 1: one for myth. That didn't sound right. Youre any myst? Yes,
Speaker 1: as you're butchering my name. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to read you out a little myth
Speaker 2: and you have to tell me whether it is a
Speaker 2: myth or not a myth?
Speaker 1: Okay? Cool? Can I have one from the top of piece?
Speaker 1: One from the top okay? So crime.
Speaker 2: It was illegal for women to wear buttons in the
Speaker 2: fifteenth century, Florence.
Speaker 1: H Now, this I know is true. How do you
Speaker 1: know it's true? Because it's true? Yes, but how do
Speaker 1: you know where you're around back? Then? Yes, okay, we'll
Speaker 1: go for this one.
Speaker 2: Then in Ridgeland, South Carolina, it is illegal for women
Speaker 2: weighing more than two hundred pounds and wearing shorts to
Speaker 2: eat onions in a restaurant.
Speaker 1: That's oddly specific.
Speaker 2: It is very space, which makes me think it's true.
Speaker 1: Good shout, it is true. How absolutely awful cut your
Speaker 1: wings in public if you're wearing shorts and you're fat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand the logic behind that one. To
Speaker 2: be honest, might have to do a bit of a
Speaker 2: google to find out why, because that just isn't fair.
Speaker 1: Do you want one from the top or one from
Speaker 1: the bottom? Ad or for the bottom?
Speaker 2: Please one from the bottom?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Oh, the surface area of the membranes in a dog's
Speaker 2: nose is greater than the surface area of the dog's skin.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's true. How do you know that? Huh?
Speaker 2: How do you know that? Because it just makes sense.
Speaker 2: I would have thought it depends on the size of
Speaker 2: the dog. Really, No, it just.
Speaker 1: It feels right.
Speaker 2: But because dogs smell a lot, well, according to this
Speaker 2: it is technically true.
Speaker 1: So I'll give you that. How classic? How untechnically true
Speaker 1: can it be?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It depends on how validity of the
Speaker 2: people who wrote these cards. I haven't I haven't backed
Speaker 2: up the research here. They could have been written by
Speaker 2: Donald Trump for all I know. In that case, I'm
Speaker 2: very much doubt they're truth and they wonder you getting them?
Speaker 1: All right, One.
Speaker 2: Quick one before I put this card away. Okay, elephants
Speaker 2: are afraid of mice.
Speaker 1: Not true.
Speaker 2: No, it's not true at all.
Speaker 1: But it's a classics I thought. And elephants are huge, yes,
Speaker 1: very much.
Speaker 2: One from the top or one from the bottom our middle, top,
Speaker 2: please middle, top more nature? Okay, underneath its fur. The
Speaker 2: skin of a tiger is also striped. That's not true, No,
Speaker 2: it is true. Yeah, Okay, shave them and they still
Speaker 2: look like a barcode.
Speaker 1: Who's shaving them? Well, brave enough to shave a tiger, said,
Speaker 1: I'm imagining a sphinx cat kind of shave here.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but yeah, it's still stripey. Okay, there
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 1: Uh top or bottom, bottom, right hand side, bottom, right
Speaker 1: hand side?
Speaker 2: Okay, world is the category going on here? If you
Speaker 2: were an only child during World War Two, you were
Speaker 2: exempted from frontline service in the British forces.
Speaker 1: Not true.
Speaker 2: No, loads of them bloody died. That's a myth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not true. I don't care who you are. Go
Speaker 1: and get shut out please.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, basically top or bottom, well technically verse these
Speaker 2: days anyway, apparently according from what you were telling me camera.
Speaker 1: Right, excuse me? Top left, place top left?
Speaker 2: Okay, that that that would be a wild card. I'll
Speaker 2: go somewhere.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Bats are blind, cricket or badmint animals category of being nature.
Speaker 1: An animal? Bats? Why are you beating up animals?
Speaker 2: Dracula's alter ego.
Speaker 1: Bat, why are you being up draculus at alter ego?
Speaker 1: Let's try the other one. Dogs sweat by panting myth
Speaker 1: or no, myth sweats the wrong words. But true, No,
Speaker 1: it's a myth because they do they use that to
Speaker 1: regulate the temperature.
Speaker 2: They might use it to regulate their temperature. But that's
Speaker 2: not sweating, is it?
Speaker 1: Now that I said the top or bottom? Bottom? Mid
Speaker 1: left bottom, mid left? Okay, we're back to world.
Speaker 2: Oh. Large areas of Holland were saved from flooding by
Speaker 2: a little boy named Hans Brinker who put his finger
Speaker 2: in the hole of a dike.
Speaker 1: You see, that is a story that they tell people.
Speaker 2: It is. It's a very fake the little boy and
Speaker 2: the dyke. She wasn't happy about it.
Speaker 1: That's a very old joke.
Speaker 2: This sorry, yeah, but yeah, it's a very old story.
Speaker 2: The question is is it's a true one or is
Speaker 2: it a myth.
Speaker 1: I'm so told because a lot of these old stories
Speaker 1: were based on something that actually happened.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, yeah, that's why it's a difficult one. And I say, yes,
Speaker 2: it's true, no complete myth okay, lies, all of it lies?
Speaker 2: Not all of it lies top or bottom, bottom, midright, bottom,
Speaker 2: midride Okay, nature, uh huh, this one was quite funny,
Speaker 2: but it's quite obvious. Unicorns became extinct around the third
Speaker 2: century BC.
Speaker 1: Ah, No, I know that's not true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a complete myth.
Speaker 1: They became mixtint a lot earlier than that.
Speaker 2: Anything with the horn, you just believe in. Talking of horns,
Speaker 2: I'll go into the one that's a bit more dubious.
Speaker 2: Giraffes have small horns. They do tops, not myth. What
Speaker 2: are they then, I don't know. I guess they're antlers
Speaker 2: of some sort, which are a type of horn. Well
Speaker 2: not according to this, And you got me on technicality
Speaker 2: of wording earlier. So I think this will count to top,
Speaker 2: middle or bottom, or top or bottom rather than far right.
Speaker 1: You want to go far right, top far right.
Speaker 2: I know the world's taking a turn for the worst
Speaker 2: with everything going on in America, but there's no need
Speaker 2: to join them. Celebrity Robbie Williams is the nephew of
Speaker 2: the former Labor Prime Minister, former Labor Minister and founder
Speaker 2: of the SDP, Shirley Williams.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: Nah, complete myth.
Speaker 1: Top or bottom, bottom, mid upper, left, bottom, mid upper left.
Speaker 2: Go with that.
Speaker 1: So they're britty, okay.
Speaker 2: Keith Richards, the guitarists with the rolling Stones kicked Heroin
Speaker 2: by having a total blood transfusion in a Swiss medical clinic.
Speaker 1: Myth or no myth. The Stones the Beatles they're rolling
Speaker 1: who total blood transfusions a myth?
Speaker 2: Yeah, complete myth. Lies. It didn't work, just telling you
Speaker 2: Porky's bottom of the top, uh top wherever, piece top wherever? Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm going far left. Oh. The first woman elected to
Speaker 2: British Parliament represented shin Fein. True, yeah, bang on, true,
Speaker 2: you do that straight out of the gates.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you knew much about politics and history.
Speaker 1: And I know some important bits of history. First all politician,
Speaker 1: well yeah, one prime minister and shorter serving female politician.
Speaker 1: You surprised me. I thought you were thick top of one, juicy,
Speaker 1: but intelligence top or bottom, bottom up down too se left.
Speaker 2: You'll have this one and be grateful for it. Crime
Speaker 2: crime rates go up during a full moon.
Speaker 1: True, is absolutely true. Yeah, because it's cyclical and anything
Speaker 1: reports a cyclical and people being nuts sick as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all true, and it sounds like something that
Speaker 2: should be a myth, but it really is.
Speaker 1: Most people get paid around the end of the month
Speaker 1: full moon.
Speaker 2: A friend of mine used to work in what they
Speaker 2: used to call an asylum.
Speaker 1: No more, no more stick around, because next we're going
Speaker 1: to do something crafty and crafty. Queens. Welcome back, and
Speaker 1: you're still watching Mike and missing che in they cud
Speaker 1: and we're going to do something very crafty and crafty. Queens.
Speaker 2: You like a little chat, don't you on occasion, Well,
Speaker 2: we need you to have a little friend to have
Speaker 2: a nice little chat.
Speaker 1: With, okay, and making veggie peals.
Speaker 2: Well, not a veggie pal, because veggie powels are nice,
Speaker 2: but you can go off them after a while. I
Speaker 2: heard that and I'm going to ignore it.
Speaker 1: In the vegetables they go off, Yes they do.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to help you make yourself a little
Speaker 2: friend that you can have a chat to.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: What you're going to need is a couple of toilet tubes.
Speaker 2: Now I'm quite lucky because I have recyclable toilet roll
Speaker 2: that's politable made out of bamboo, Okay, so I can
Speaker 2: get these little thinner toilet tubes and they fit inside
Speaker 2: the old traditional toilet tube.
Speaker 1: Quite well. So they're making a mere friend. So I'm
Speaker 1: not lonely. He's already made that silica.
Speaker 2: But to be fair, if you don't have access to
Speaker 2: these at home, you can just use the normal tubes
Speaker 2: and then make a little cut and widen the hole
Speaker 2: a little bit. Because what you want to get is
Speaker 2: something that does this. I'm sure folks at home can
Speaker 2: wid Yeah, So what you're going to want to do
Speaker 2: is take your inner tube and you're going to make
Speaker 2: a little arch shape just at the bottom here, little arch,
Speaker 2: not too far up, just a little.
Speaker 1: A little archway.
Speaker 2: I don't know how else to describe it.
Speaker 1: Okay, just to start m hmm.
Speaker 2: You see. Oops, it looks like a doorway into a
Speaker 2: rather minised school tower. But we're not making castles today.
Speaker 1: We're making friends. If you're making castles, you need some friends.
Speaker 1: What you'll also need is a bit of a stick.
Speaker 2: I've got these spoons, wooden spoons, and you're going to
Speaker 2: put a little bit of glue along one of the
Speaker 2: edges there. If it will come out of the machinere
Speaker 2: we go bush bash bosh, beich bash bosh. Now you
Speaker 2: want to place it inside the tube opposite to the arch.
Speaker 2: With a little bit of the pointy end at the top,
Speaker 2: not a spoon end, the pointy end.
Speaker 1: So just like that. Okay, see m hm hm m hmm.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: That's the one. Okay, So I just let the glue
Speaker 2: settle there and store on. Now, put that to one
Speaker 2: side whilst the glue settles.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: What you want to go to do is take this
Speaker 2: piece of white card that you've got, and what you're.
Speaker 1: Going to do is start to make a face.
Speaker 2: What you want to do is make two big eyes,
Speaker 2: two big eyes, two big eyes, I think cutting them out, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like like cartoony big kind of eyes. Okay, they can
Speaker 2: join up because cartoon eyes kind of do. Obviously, if
Speaker 2: you're going to spend a bit more time with this,
Speaker 2: you can do all sorts of beautification. And eyes need eyeballs,
Speaker 2: so you probably want to Mine looks quite like a bum.
Speaker 1: Okay, man, man's I'm more a boot pliny that'll do.
Speaker 1: That'll do. And you want to put in.
Speaker 2: Some eyeballs into my book plug there you do. Mine
Speaker 2: looks more like boobs than a bum. Now boobies.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: You also want to take your cards because a small
Speaker 2: a little strip maybe about an inch long, okay, and
Speaker 2: put a little line on it if you wish. I
Speaker 2: don't have to, but you can put a little line up.
Speaker 2: You put lots of little eyes on it, because these
Speaker 2: are going to form deep. Oh okay, So you want
Speaker 2: to put a little bit of glue on the inside
Speaker 2: of that and then just pop it on the inside
Speaker 2: at the top of that archway there, so it should
Speaker 2: sit at the top of the archway a bit like that.
Speaker 2: I can feel my spoons wobbley, so I'm going to
Speaker 2: give it a bit more glue. You can't have a
Speaker 2: wobbley spoon.
Speaker 1: There we go. You also have some colored cards.
Speaker 2: Now you can do this to do all sorts of
Speaker 2: like decoration and maybe a little jacket. I'm just going
Speaker 2: to do some eyelids. It's a bit for the eyeballs,
Speaker 2: that's what I'm just going to do a bit of
Speaker 2: glue on there. But you can decorate them however you like.
Speaker 1: Bush hush h.
Speaker 2: Now on for the for the mechanics of things, you
Speaker 2: want to take your little slidely tube, yeh, slide it
Speaker 2: over so it sits on the spoon, okay, and you
Speaker 2: want you'll have a little paper clip. What do you
Speaker 2: who's called bulldog clips.
Speaker 1: You remember those clips.
Speaker 2: You want to glue that on the back of the
Speaker 2: slidely tube. Okay, so you'll probably need plenty of glue
Speaker 2: for this.
Speaker 1: M h m hm.
Speaker 2: H m.
Speaker 1: Hm m hmm. The there you go, just like that.
Speaker 2: There you go. Okay, lovely, let that dry a little bit.
Speaker 2: Stick your eyes on above that archway that you created earlier.
Speaker 2: Above the archway, you see your friends start to form.
Speaker 1: All right on that side.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, lovely, and you'll have a little elastic band.
Speaker 2: Here's the trick to it. You just hook it around
Speaker 2: the top part of that top part of that spoon
Speaker 2: that you put through earlier, and then down to the
Speaker 2: bulldog clip.
Speaker 1: Okay, pop it in the bulldog clip. Whoops, if it
Speaker 1: will work?
Speaker 2: So yeah, if you just put the elastic band from
Speaker 2: the top part of the spoon that's popping out the
Speaker 2: top of your toilet tube and then hook it into
Speaker 2: the bull dog clip, which is pulled glue to the
Speaker 2: base of the slidey toilet tube, we turn it around.
Speaker 1: You should have a little doggy doggy friends he chatty you.
Speaker 2: Talky donkey dog friend, donkey friend, donkey ren donkey donkey, Frank.
Speaker 1: Chatty, donkey, do it looks like a one k fucking
Speaker 1: cardboard tube? Miss I?
Speaker 2: Remember you could decorate it however you like, putting little jagularine.
Speaker 1: Glitter, all sorts of things. You can even put on
Speaker 1: little bits of hair, and I'll I'll leave you to do.
Speaker 2: That by yourselves.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Remember if you can't find any pin or any vagene
Speaker 2: or anything in between, remember you can always be a
Speaker 2: crafty queen.
Speaker 1: See he's little chatty. They can talk to each other.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I've put hair on mine still needs a
Speaker 2: little bit of decoration.
Speaker 1: Looks a bit bare on the bum. Can't polish a turd?
Speaker 1: I think it's brilliant. Hello, Hello, I'm a toilet chary person.
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Speaker 1: Thank you for watching, and we'll see you again next week.
Speaker 1: We will bye bye. Talking to it like it's actually
Speaker 1: a person. It's not it's a cardbood tube intervention