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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike Denny and Rowe

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<v Speaker 1>and missed Kinsman, and it wasn't So I thought about

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<v Speaker 1>it long the heart that I realized it's not supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to bend to the left that much. So we'll give

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<v Speaker 1>it a thwack and that sid out. Oh, hello, you're

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<v Speaker 1>watching Chewing the Cud, your lighthearted weekly look through a

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<v Speaker 1>slightly kitchen galeidoscope. I'm Mike Benny Roe and with me

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<v Speaker 1>today is everyone's favorite homebrewer. It's missed. Hello, Hello by

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<v Speaker 1>homebrew's gone quite well this year?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it not witnessed any No, it's it's actually it's

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<v Speaker 2>gone quite well. It tastes quite good because actually it's

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<v Speaker 2>last year's homebrew that I forgot to bottle, and I

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<v Speaker 2>also forgot to put in the gelatine to clean it out,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's it's very sedimente. At the bottom it's cloudy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not cloudy. It is give it shake.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all down there at the bottom. But by the

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<v Speaker 2>time the last class is not one for drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Or it is, I give you cleaned through what have got?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm bringing a story about one of the stars

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<v Speaker 2>of heart Stopper and then we'll get all creative and

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<v Speaker 2>crafty queens.

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<v Speaker 1>We even have a little game for you to play

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<v Speaker 1>along with two but on screen Ken Yeah. Contact details.

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<v Speaker 1>It's at the cud TV on all of your social media,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you want to catch up with previous episodes

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<v Speaker 1>you can always give us a good binge on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>Just look for Chewing the cud.

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<v Speaker 2>You can see the names that people have reached out

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<v Speaker 2>and touched our souls going along the bottom of the screen.

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<v Speaker 2>And now it's time to get up to date and

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<v Speaker 2>all manner of things in the buzz.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a morning routine? Yes, describe that to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Push the cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Away from waking me up, feel very disgruntled, cry about

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<v Speaker 2>getting out of bed into the cold, and then eventually

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<v Speaker 2>have some coffee bulletproof bullet coffee with coconut oil in it,

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<v Speaker 2>and then get ready for the gym.

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<v Speaker 1>Coconut oil in your coffee. Yes, you have very fast

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<v Speaker 1>bowel movements. No no, no, no louding caffeine. You could

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<v Speaker 1>stand up.

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<v Speaker 2>That's from the night before. Yeah, no, the first the

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<v Speaker 2>first morning ablutions. The first morning movement is like a

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<v Speaker 2>cannon ball out of a cannon.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dear, Yeah, anyway, well, the good news is you

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<v Speaker 1>have you have avoided a pitfall of breakfast time. Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no no. That

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<v Speaker 2>there's peanut butter and rice cakes and a bowlus here as.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, when in that milk straight after the coffee, straight

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<v Speaker 1>after the coffee. Okay, you've not did a pitfall of

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast time? Okay, which is a doctor has said that

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<v Speaker 1>the five things you should not eat at breakfast, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And so it says people eat breakfast really too early anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is about five o'clock in the morning that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm having it, So.

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<v Speaker 1>It depends when you're eating the rest of your meals,

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<v Speaker 1>but realistically it should be like two hours after you

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<v Speaker 1>get up, okay. Okay, But also you should be eating

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<v Speaker 1>things that are basically frozen. Fruit and yogurt are not cereals, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I said that anything that's definitely not frozen for

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<v Speaker 1>you to yogurt.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's a naughty thing because it's a pastry.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Follow a lot of bodybuilders and their routines and diets,

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<v Speaker 2>and nothing to do with the pawn genuinely not. I

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<v Speaker 2>do like it for its own say, rather than just

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<v Speaker 2>because more sexy time, though, that is a benefit. One

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<v Speaker 2>of one of the diets was cake for breakfas. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>all on board with that, all get all the calories

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<v Speaker 2>that are going to fuel you and get burnt up

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<v Speaker 2>and not turn into anything right and in the morning

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<v Speaker 2>in loads of them, cake works really really well. But

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<v Speaker 2>that would not go with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Zero calories and cake though.

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<v Speaker 2>No, zero calories and cake no, because there's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Finite number of calories, but an infinite number of crumbs

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<v Speaker 1>zero anyway, make everything a bit crummy. I do like

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<v Speaker 1>it when it's crummy. So pastries, cereals anything that's basically

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<v Speaker 1>it's a wheat variety. You should not eat for breakfast, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because it doesn't set your body up for going lunch

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<v Speaker 1>with basic sugars and stuff. Like you said, the cake thing,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just getting the calories, saying if you get the

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<v Speaker 1>sweeter stuff in first, you'll eat slower for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the day. There was there's another diet for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>For breakfast, remember a porn star from nineties called Brett Misles.

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<v Speaker 2>They said a prawn stuff, a very famous crustacean Brett mice.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was Brett Misles anyway, used to adore it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was my favorite back then. Loved him. But his

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<v Speaker 2>advice in a bodybuilding magazine because he was doing body builders, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>George jobs, we have like a four McDonald's or a

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<v Speaker 2>full KKFC or whatever, because it was going to burn

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<v Speaker 2>off in the middle of it, perfectly logical, makes sense. Okay, great,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a diet I'll follow. He died before it was

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<v Speaker 2>like thirty five beautiful man.

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<v Speaker 1>What did he die off? Though? Not from breakfast?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was hard complications we had that been

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<v Speaker 2>from the injections. Oh no, it wasn't like a massive,

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<v Speaker 2>massive person. The probably did do some but we're not

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<v Speaker 2>talking like a complete roid head. Sorry that he's dead. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well that's beautiful man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but moving on. Do you pay for your haircuts? Yes? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a regulous establishment? No, because I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Pay for this.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this is done byself? As is this this is

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<v Speaker 1>all home done?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No, I have a lovely hairdresser that lives at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the road.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a story about being very careful because of

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<v Speaker 1>a skin fade, because of an increase in ring worm

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<v Speaker 1>skin fades.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, do you not? Ring worm is muy mucky blades.

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<v Speaker 1>Mucky blade, so's it's a parasitic infection of a little

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<v Speaker 1>MicroB that gets under the skin and just basically lives

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<v Speaker 1>there for a little while and lives a little ring

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<v Speaker 1>which I called ring worm. Yeah, and it's caused by

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<v Speaker 1>it's a skin to skin contact, but mukey blades can

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<v Speaker 1>obviously share. So it's a am that's a dentist. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a barbering pool in Dorset who is basically said, look

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<v Speaker 1>if you go into a barber and you don't see

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<v Speaker 1>them cleaning the equipment before you sit down, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>a busy barber, do not grow there.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>It takes ten minutes to clear out clippers properly. Oh really,

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<v Speaker 1>because you have to take the bass plate off when

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<v Speaker 1>you're using it so closely. You have to sit base

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<v Speaker 1>plate off and really clean it to make sure it's clean,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we attach it. It takes a good ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've ever seen a barber fully do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen lots of barber side and cleaner and things

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<v Speaker 2>dropped in lots of cleaning activity, but not something quite

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<v Speaker 2>that thorough. But it's decommissioned specifically.

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<v Speaker 1>For skin fades because of the type of clippers that

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<v Speaker 1>you have to use for that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have skin fades though.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but if you're going to a busy barber and

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<v Speaker 1>you don't see them doing it, yeah, they're probably not

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<v Speaker 1>doing it. So you're at risk if you go to

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<v Speaker 1>the barber or don't. Why not share that with us

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<v Speaker 1>but at the cood TV on social media and that

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<v Speaker 1>brings us nicely to our story of the week. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>do you like a funfair?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I've never been like olden towers and things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Just take a traveling fund fair, so oh yeah. And

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<v Speaker 1>then the wily gigs.

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<v Speaker 2>And cakewalks and things. Yeah, cakewalks. You've never done a cakewalks?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>I grew up in a town called Luffboro, and they'd

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<v Speaker 2>always have the town fair, a really really big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>And one of my favorites is cake what which is

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<v Speaker 2>basically like steps that move funny and wabbly flows and

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<v Speaker 2>over rollers and.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a fun house kind of thing. A little bit

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah, yeah, okay, I never go to cakewalk. I

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<v Speaker 1>had an image of someone with a Battenberg on we

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I think Kate, what might be the American term

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<v Speaker 2>and funhouses. The British there's a fin house.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a whole lot of fun. There's prizes to be one.

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<v Speaker 1>Use your body in your brain if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>play the game. There's a flashback for people of an age.

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<v Speaker 1>Patch up with the wallet.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd have a mullet's terribly dated to very dated dated.

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<v Speaker 1>Interventions on its way anyway. This is a story about

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<v Speaker 1>a gentleman who has invented a ride at a funfair

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<v Speaker 1>right that will give you an orgasm just before killing you.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, it's your face is like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what to do with this information? Do I have a go?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I not? Do I need more information? Do they

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<v Speaker 2>Where's that place in Switzerland? No place in Switzerland place

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<v Speaker 2>where you can have the task.

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<v Speaker 1>If you got into and got into their machine, you

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<v Speaker 1>would be dead. My brother works used to work for.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, no, I'd happily go to dig the task

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<v Speaker 2>if that's on offer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, this actually came up as a joke because

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<v Speaker 1>he was asked to make an euthanasia machine that would

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<v Speaker 1>say and you're out happy, it's your plan. I think

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<v Speaker 1>he succeeded. He has it's actually a roller coaster. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that it's created that has g forces of plus ten

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<v Speaker 1>g's how does he know it gives them pleasure?

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<v Speaker 2>If everybody's gone and had the pleasure to maybe have

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<v Speaker 2>screamed and then carked it, and he's presumed that it's ecstasy, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't give them drugs. It's a series of three

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<v Speaker 2>pods okay that's designed to enthrall you and excite you. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>And the way that it will basically do you off

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<v Speaker 2>isn't till the very end okay, where you basically get

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<v Speaker 2>squished to death by the g forces.

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<v Speaker 1>So how long does the whole process take? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't say hasn't given us a time, right, But

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<v Speaker 1>it's called it the Cumla cone like a cyclone of seamen.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not just when you've waked off and just before

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<v Speaker 2>or you can't you do the windmill that's off of

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<v Speaker 2>the bus this week, Oh dear, thanks Spike. I might

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<v Speaker 2>do a bit more research on that, because what a

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<v Speaker 2>way to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Whanking off and then doing a windmill. If you're not

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<v Speaker 1>perturbed by that, stay right there, because coming up after

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<v Speaker 1>this short break, we're gonna go to stay with celebrity

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<v Speaker 1>with this pervert. Welcome back, you're watching you in the cud.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we've had a set malfunction, so I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was currently flashing over Miss's shoulder has died.

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<v Speaker 2>You've ripped his winkle off. You killed his winkle. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't kill anybody's winkle.

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<v Speaker 1>It stopped working when it was over your shoulder.

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<v Speaker 2>It was flashing away happily until it did cop t

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<v Speaker 2>transpect itself.

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately, this is the part of the show where we're

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<v Speaker 1>looking at the sparklest side of the internet in the

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<v Speaker 1>show Biz Witnessed. My mum watches this show.

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<v Speaker 2>She must be so proud watch Really she doesn't watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty twenty four cast your mind back. If it was

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<v Speaker 2>anybody's year, it was Chapel Roames. Think my year as well.

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<v Speaker 2>She had a lot of success. I've successed a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for you, but you're not in the news she is,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're not a celebrity either. Twenty twenty four was

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<v Speaker 1>And sing it at petrol stations where they have those

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<v Speaker 2>Park and bark parking, bark stand there, get your microphone,

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<v Speaker 2>good as Adel. Yeah, but the album should be giving

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<v Speaker 2>this summer. So yeah, like Pink Pony Club, good Luck

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<v Speaker 2>since I've kind of listened to a full catalog of

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to an EP.

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<v Speaker 2>And did you enjoy Season three?

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<v Speaker 1>I was a bit torn with Season three so because

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<v Speaker 1>it gave me the happy feels that seasons one and

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<v Speaker 1>two did. We didn't give me any new happy feels.

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<v Speaker 2>No no happy feeling, no new happy feels.

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<v Speaker 1>It was all very much say, like two people exploring

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<v Speaker 1>their youth and sexuality and getting together and that sort

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<v Speaker 1>of thing. I think it was beautifully done with the

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<v Speaker 1>whole mental illness and eating disorder and how they stuck together.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was beautifully done, but it didn't make

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in two minds with it because it's quite saccering,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm not that kind of a person. But I

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<v Speaker 2>certainly didn't have that experience. I wish my experience was

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<v Speaker 2>like that, So it's quite wish fulfillment as well. But

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<v Speaker 2>then I also don't kind of believe that it's like

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<v Speaker 2>that for kids now at all. I hope that it is.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm in two minds about where it's whether it's

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<v Speaker 1>Well, then you much remember that TV is a lie. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's like, you know, trams don't go through viaduct

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<v Speaker 1>windows and nearly kill someone in a cabin. There's a throwback, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Dragons don't really exist, and you know, Matt Smith doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>walk around with his bum out everywhere. I wish that

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<v Speaker 1>happened more.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, anyway, season three, we saw Charlie and Nick, as

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<v Speaker 2>you say, struggle with the prospect of moving on from

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<v Speaker 2>school life. But people have been interviewing Kit Connor, who

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<v Speaker 1>Well in speaking with it.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't know whether there's going to be a season four, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're now twenty I mean, fresh faced, beautiful tunk

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<v Speaker 2>that they are. But if they hold off for much longer,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not too sure. Unless they do twenty years later

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<v Speaker 2>and we're in the university. Five years later at the university,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how much longer they're going to keep

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<v Speaker 2>it up because both of them are very young looking.

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<v Speaker 1>But their careers have taken off massive.

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<v Speaker 2>They really have. So I was a bit late to

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<v Speaker 2>the party. I have only just watched Agatha all along

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<v Speaker 1>Party with that well Joe lock In. That was brilliant

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<v Speaker 1>and it was different amazing. I've got a lot more

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<v Speaker 1>not respect for him, but a lot more admiration for

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<v Speaker 1>how he delivers acting.

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<v Speaker 2>Now well, the rumors that have been long standing ever

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<v Speaker 2>since hart Stop happened and the room miller got him

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<v Speaker 2>the role. Really he has always been Wickan and Hulkling,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm a big marvel. I've been reading the comed

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<v Speaker 2>six of the early nineties, so the idea of those

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<v Speaker 2>two coming back together and playing the part, and we

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<v Speaker 2>know that he's been bulking up and he would be

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<v Speaker 2>great of the role. It'd be a wonderful reunion. But

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<v Speaker 2>there's no again, in this interview with Kit, there's there's

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<v Speaker 2>nothing to back that up to say that's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>But would they tell us? Would they say that worn

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<v Speaker 2>secrecy are very.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good at keeping things private when they need to

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<v Speaker 1>be pregnant, which you know, and it's I've said this

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<v Speaker 1>before and last year I mentioned about Kick kind of

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<v Speaker 1>thing to do, you know, And the fact he's then

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<v Speaker 1>been pressured into changing his body type a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like these guys are still youngest, still exploring themselves,

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<v Speaker 1>They still geting to know who they.

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<v Speaker 2>Are and should be at liberty to do should Indeed,

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<v Speaker 2>one of the other things that he's saying with heart

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<v Speaker 2>Stopper is that now it's done, he needs a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a palette clean, cleanse and looking at doing other things.

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<v Speaker 2>They're actually start start inn of Romeo and Juliet and Broadway,

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<v Speaker 2>so they're branching out as well. So I'm really looking

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<v Speaker 2>forward to seeing what they do next. But according to them,

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<v Speaker 2>the hope it will be very very different to heart Stopper.

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<v Speaker 2>She'll be good for them. Moving on, So what do

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<v Speaker 2>you think about TikTok celebrities.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're a fan of TikTok. I do like TikTok,

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<v Speaker 1>and I do like some of the TikTok influence, like

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<v Speaker 1>celebrity people right if they've got an interesting viewpoint or

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<v Speaker 1>they say fun things. But it's like, I like TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>because it's everybody seeing people that you know, just talking

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<v Speaker 1>about their dog and how they're taking their dog for

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<v Speaker 1>a walk and played frisbee. That's quite fun and I

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<v Speaker 1>like being able to fall into that. Yeah, it's quite

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<v Speaker 1>every much like.

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<v Speaker 2>How you would podcasts, but your podcast fan of never

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<v Speaker 2>been a fan of podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>I do quite like a podcast. When I'm in the car,

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<v Speaker 2>That's what's caused all the accidents.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in the car, right if you're listening to music,

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<v Speaker 1>you do a head pop. That's what I call dancing

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<v Speaker 1>car dancing. I'm not doing a macarena or full I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I put the music on when I'm on the elliptical

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<v Speaker 2>in the gym, and I have a tendency to sing along,

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<v Speaker 2>not orderbly, but you know, like visually and basically lip syncing,

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<v Speaker 2>and I go absolutely mental for it because usually the

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<v Speaker 1>This is why I'm not going to the gym.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway. One of these TikTok celebrities, I mean, it is

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<v Speaker 2>point six million on TikTok. Those are quite big numbers.

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<v Speaker 2>So this lady JK. Barry, she's one of ours. She is,

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<v Speaker 2>of big followers. So she's going into some mainstream media.

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<v Speaker 2>She is not no, not porn. She is now going

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<v Speaker 2>to be the presenter or one of the presenters of

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she doesn't look enough to be honest women.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's the thing. She's been brought on to the show,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's been called called as somebody who's going to

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<v Speaker 1>Young Janet Street Porter Bay out of her face girl,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember the twenties. Other than when she's on the TikTok,

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<v Speaker 1>what does she do on the TikTok? Does she just

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<v Speaker 2>As far as I can tell, there's no particular theme

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<v Speaker 2>to today's life of this is me. Yeah. For what

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<v Speaker 2>I could tell like old stories about stupid things she

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<v Speaker 2>did at university, I don't see what that's any So

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<v Speaker 2>it's more of a personality really and getting other people

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<v Speaker 2>to kind of talk about stupid things that they've done

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<v Speaker 2>as well.

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, good on her.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's all from the show Biz This Week.

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<v Speaker 1>Facts that Missed. Always nice to know that somebody that

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<v Speaker 1>because coming up next we have our game of the week,

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to ting they could with me and Mike

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<v Speaker 1>copenny Row and then miss Kinsman. Now it's this part

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<v Speaker 1>of the show where we play a game and this

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<v Speaker 1>one is for a roaming reporter without a microphone. It's

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<v Speaker 1>missed softya pop okay, oh oh the crack of the

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<v Speaker 1>knees that day of the week. Now we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>play a game of myth or no myth, And that's

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<v Speaker 1>one for myth. That didn't sound right. Youre any myst? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>as you're butchering my name. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to read you out a little myth

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Cool? Can I have one from the top of piece?

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<v Speaker 1>One from the top okay? So crime.

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<v Speaker 2>It was illegal for women to wear buttons in the

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<v Speaker 1>H Now, this I know is true. How do you

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<v Speaker 1>know it's true? Because it's true? Yes, but how do

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<v Speaker 1>you know where you're around back? Then? Yes, okay, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>go for this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Then in Ridgeland, South Carolina, it is illegal for women

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<v Speaker 2>weighing more than two hundred pounds and wearing shorts to

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<v Speaker 1>That's oddly specific.

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<v Speaker 2>It is very space, which makes me think it's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Good shout, it is true. How absolutely awful cut your

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<v Speaker 2>be honest, might have to do a bit of a

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<v Speaker 2>google to find out why, because that just isn't fair.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want one from the top or one from

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom? Ad or for the bottom?

425
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<v Speaker 2>Please one from the bottom?

426
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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

427
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the surface area of the membranes in a dog's

428
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<v Speaker 2>nose is greater than the surface area of the dog's skin.

429
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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's true. How do you know that? Huh?

430
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<v Speaker 2>How do you know that? Because it just makes sense.

431
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<v Speaker 2>I would have thought it depends on the size of

432
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<v Speaker 2>the dog. Really, No, it just.

433
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<v Speaker 1>It feels right.

434
00:24:54.519 --> 00:24:57.160
<v Speaker 2>But because dogs smell a lot, well, according to this

435
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<v Speaker 2>it is technically true.

436
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<v Speaker 1>So I'll give you that. How classic? How untechnically true

437
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<v Speaker 1>can it be?

438
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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It depends on how validity of the

439
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<v Speaker 2>people who wrote these cards. I haven't I haven't backed

440
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<v Speaker 2>up the research here. They could have been written by

441
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<v Speaker 2>Donald Trump for all I know. In that case, I'm

442
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<v Speaker 2>very much doubt they're truth and they wonder you getting them?

443
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<v Speaker 1>All right, One.

444
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<v Speaker 2>Quick one before I put this card away. Okay, elephants

445
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<v Speaker 2>are afraid of mice.

446
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<v Speaker 1>Not true.

447
00:25:30.440 --> 00:25:31.480
<v Speaker 2>No, it's not true at all.

448
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<v Speaker 1>But it's a classics I thought. And elephants are huge, yes,

449
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<v Speaker 1>very much.

450
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<v Speaker 2>One from the top or one from the bottom our middle, top,

451
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<v Speaker 2>please middle, top more nature? Okay, underneath its fur. The

452
00:25:49.440 --> 00:25:58.319
<v Speaker 2>skin of a tiger is also striped. That's not true, No,

453
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<v Speaker 2>it is true. Yeah, Okay, shave them and they still

454
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<v Speaker 2>look like a barcode.

455
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<v Speaker 1>Who's shaving them? Well, brave enough to shave a tiger, said,

456
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<v Speaker 1>I'm imagining a sphinx cat kind of shave here.

457
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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but yeah, it's still stripey. Okay, there

458
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<v Speaker 2>we go.

459
00:26:21.039 --> 00:26:25.119
<v Speaker 1>Uh top or bottom, bottom, right hand side, bottom, right

460
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<v Speaker 1>hand side?

461
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, world is the category going on here? If you

462
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<v Speaker 2>were an only child during World War Two, you were

463
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<v Speaker 2>exempted from frontline service in the British forces.

464
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<v Speaker 1>Not true.

465
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<v Speaker 2>No, loads of them bloody died. That's a myth.

466
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not true. I don't care who you are. Go

467
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<v Speaker 1>and get shut out please.

468
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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, basically top or bottom, well technically verse these

469
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<v Speaker 2>days anyway, apparently according from what you were telling me camera.

470
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<v Speaker 1>Right, excuse me? Top left, place top left?

471
00:27:10.920 --> 00:27:16.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that that that would be a wild card. I'll

472
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<v Speaker 2>go somewhere.

473
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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Bats are blind, cricket or badmint animals category of being nature.

475
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<v Speaker 1>An animal? Bats? Why are you beating up animals?

476
00:27:43.279 --> 00:27:44.799
<v Speaker 2>Dracula's alter ego.

477
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<v Speaker 1>Bat, why are you being up draculus at alter ego?

478
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<v Speaker 1>Let's try the other one. Dogs sweat by panting myth

479
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<v Speaker 1>or no, myth sweats the wrong words. But true, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a myth because they do they use that to

481
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<v Speaker 1>regulate the temperature.

482
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<v Speaker 2>They might use it to regulate their temperature. But that's

483
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<v Speaker 2>not sweating, is it?

484
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<v Speaker 1>Now that I said the top or bottom? Bottom? Mid

485
00:28:17.599 --> 00:28:21.920
<v Speaker 1>left bottom, mid left? Okay, we're back to world.

486
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<v Speaker 2>Oh. Large areas of Holland were saved from flooding by

487
00:28:28.480 --> 00:28:31.920
<v Speaker 2>a little boy named Hans Brinker who put his finger

488
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<v Speaker 2>in the hole of a dike.

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<v Speaker 1>You see, that is a story that they tell people.

490
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<v Speaker 2>It is. It's a very fake the little boy and

491
00:28:40.799 --> 00:28:43.759
<v Speaker 2>the dyke. She wasn't happy about it.

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00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:50.039
<v Speaker 1>That's a very old joke.

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<v Speaker 2>This sorry, yeah, but yeah, it's a very old story.

494
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<v Speaker 2>The question is is it's a true one or is

495
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<v Speaker 2>it a myth.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so told because a lot of these old stories

497
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<v Speaker 1>were based on something that actually happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, yeah, that's why it's a difficult one. And I say, yes,

499
00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:16.200
<v Speaker 2>it's true, no complete myth okay, lies, all of it lies?

500
00:29:16.799 --> 00:29:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Not all of it lies top or bottom, bottom, midright, bottom,

501
00:29:23.480 --> 00:29:32.559
<v Speaker 2>midride Okay, nature, uh huh, this one was quite funny,

502
00:29:32.559 --> 00:29:35.720
<v Speaker 2>but it's quite obvious. Unicorns became extinct around the third

503
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<v Speaker 2>century BC.

504
00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Ah, No, I know that's not true.

505
00:29:39.279 --> 00:29:40.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a complete myth.

506
00:29:41.079 --> 00:29:43.759
<v Speaker 1>They became mixtint a lot earlier than that.

507
00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Anything with the horn, you just believe in. Talking of horns,

508
00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:55.519
<v Speaker 2>I'll go into the one that's a bit more dubious.

509
00:29:56.279 --> 00:30:03.079
<v Speaker 2>Giraffes have small horns. They do tops, not myth. What

510
00:30:03.160 --> 00:30:06.119
<v Speaker 2>are they then, I don't know. I guess they're antlers

511
00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:08.880
<v Speaker 2>of some sort, which are a type of horn. Well

512
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<v Speaker 2>not according to this, And you got me on technicality

513
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<v Speaker 2>of wording earlier. So I think this will count to top,

514
00:30:15.960 --> 00:30:19.839
<v Speaker 2>middle or bottom, or top or bottom rather than far right.

515
00:30:20.559 --> 00:30:22.480
<v Speaker 1>You want to go far right, top far right.

516
00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:26.799
<v Speaker 2>I know the world's taking a turn for the worst

517
00:30:26.880 --> 00:30:29.400
<v Speaker 2>with everything going on in America, but there's no need

518
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<v Speaker 2>to join them. Celebrity Robbie Williams is the nephew of

519
00:30:36.240 --> 00:30:39.559
<v Speaker 2>the former Labor Prime Minister, former Labor Minister and founder

520
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<v Speaker 2>of the SDP, Shirley Williams.

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<v Speaker 1>True.

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00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:46.079
<v Speaker 2>Nah, complete myth.

523
00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Top or bottom, bottom, mid upper, left, bottom, mid upper left.

524
00:30:58.160 --> 00:30:58.519
<v Speaker 2>Go with that.

525
00:30:59.720 --> 00:31:01.400
<v Speaker 1>So they're britty, okay.

526
00:31:01.640 --> 00:31:05.519
<v Speaker 2>Keith Richards, the guitarists with the rolling Stones kicked Heroin

527
00:31:05.880 --> 00:31:09.200
<v Speaker 2>by having a total blood transfusion in a Swiss medical clinic.

528
00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:14.599
<v Speaker 1>Myth or no myth. The Stones the Beatles they're rolling

529
00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:20.680
<v Speaker 1>who total blood transfusions a myth?

530
00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:26.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, complete myth. Lies. It didn't work, just telling you

531
00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:33.240
<v Speaker 2>Porky's bottom of the top, uh top wherever, piece top wherever? Okay,

532
00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:41.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm going far left. Oh. The first woman elected to

533
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:47.559
<v Speaker 2>British Parliament represented shin Fein. True, yeah, bang on, true,

534
00:31:47.799 --> 00:31:49.240
<v Speaker 2>you do that straight out of the gates.

535
00:31:49.279 --> 00:31:49.559
<v Speaker 1>True.

536
00:31:49.640 --> 00:31:52.519
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know you knew much about politics and history.

537
00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:58.799
<v Speaker 1>And I know some important bits of history. First all politician,

538
00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:04.920
<v Speaker 1>well yeah, one prime minister and shorter serving female politician.

539
00:32:06.640 --> 00:32:10.920
<v Speaker 1>You surprised me. I thought you were thick top of one, juicy,

540
00:32:11.160 --> 00:32:18.400
<v Speaker 1>but intelligence top or bottom, bottom up down too se left.

541
00:32:20.000 --> 00:32:22.839
<v Speaker 2>You'll have this one and be grateful for it. Crime

542
00:32:24.519 --> 00:32:26.720
<v Speaker 2>crime rates go up during a full moon.

543
00:32:29.359 --> 00:32:35.799
<v Speaker 1>True, is absolutely true. Yeah, because it's cyclical and anything

544
00:32:35.880 --> 00:32:39.039
<v Speaker 1>reports a cyclical and people being nuts sick as well.

545
00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:42.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's all true, and it sounds like something that

546
00:32:42.799 --> 00:32:44.240
<v Speaker 2>should be a myth, but it really is.

547
00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Most people get paid around the end of the month

548
00:32:46.519 --> 00:32:47.000
<v Speaker 1>full moon.

549
00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:51.880
<v Speaker 2>A friend of mine used to work in what they

550
00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:54.319
<v Speaker 2>used to call an asylum.

551
00:32:55.079 --> 00:32:57.880
<v Speaker 1>No more, no more stick around, because next we're going

552
00:32:57.920 --> 00:33:11.799
<v Speaker 1>to do something crafty and crafty. Queens. Welcome back, and

553
00:33:11.799 --> 00:33:13.759
<v Speaker 1>you're still watching Mike and missing che in they cud

554
00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:17.160
<v Speaker 1>and we're going to do something very crafty and crafty. Queens.

555
00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:30.480
<v Speaker 2>You like a little chat, don't you on occasion, Well,

556
00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:32.240
<v Speaker 2>we need you to have a little friend to have

557
00:33:32.240 --> 00:33:33.279
<v Speaker 2>a nice little chat.

558
00:33:33.119 --> 00:33:35.640
<v Speaker 1>With, okay, and making veggie peals.

559
00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:39.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, not a veggie pal, because veggie powels are nice,

560
00:33:39.640 --> 00:33:45.000
<v Speaker 2>but you can go off them after a while. I

561
00:33:45.079 --> 00:33:46.519
<v Speaker 2>heard that and I'm going to ignore it.

562
00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:49.599
<v Speaker 1>In the vegetables they go off, Yes they do.

563
00:33:51.279 --> 00:33:54.279
<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to help you make yourself a little

564
00:33:54.279 --> 00:33:55.400
<v Speaker 2>friend that you can have a chat to.

565
00:33:55.720 --> 00:33:56.519
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

566
00:33:57.680 --> 00:33:59.640
<v Speaker 2>What you're going to need is a couple of toilet tubes.

567
00:33:59.720 --> 00:34:04.400
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm quite lucky because I have recyclable toilet roll

568
00:34:04.480 --> 00:34:08.320
<v Speaker 2>that's politable made out of bamboo, Okay, so I can

569
00:34:08.320 --> 00:34:11.440
<v Speaker 2>get these little thinner toilet tubes and they fit inside

570
00:34:11.519 --> 00:34:12.760
<v Speaker 2>the old traditional toilet tube.

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00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Quite well. So they're making a mere friend. So I'm

572
00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:20.800
<v Speaker 1>not lonely. He's already made that silica.

573
00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:24.199
<v Speaker 2>But to be fair, if you don't have access to

574
00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:26.679
<v Speaker 2>these at home, you can just use the normal tubes

575
00:34:26.880 --> 00:34:29.239
<v Speaker 2>and then make a little cut and widen the hole

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00:34:29.239 --> 00:34:31.039
<v Speaker 2>a little bit. Because what you want to get is

577
00:34:31.039 --> 00:34:34.239
<v Speaker 2>something that does this. I'm sure folks at home can

578
00:34:34.840 --> 00:34:38.400
<v Speaker 2>wid Yeah, So what you're going to want to do

579
00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:41.719
<v Speaker 2>is take your inner tube and you're going to make

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00:34:41.760 --> 00:34:47.960
<v Speaker 2>a little arch shape just at the bottom here, little arch,

581
00:34:48.639 --> 00:34:51.679
<v Speaker 2>not too far up, just a little.

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00:34:52.760 --> 00:34:54.280
<v Speaker 1>A little archway.

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00:34:55.760 --> 00:34:57.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how else to describe it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, just to start m hmm.

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00:35:06.119 --> 00:35:12.039
<v Speaker 2>You see. Oops, it looks like a doorway into a

586
00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:15.440
<v Speaker 2>rather minised school tower. But we're not making castles today.

587
00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:22.079
<v Speaker 1>We're making friends. If you're making castles, you need some friends.

588
00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:26.119
<v Speaker 1>What you'll also need is a bit of a stick.

589
00:35:26.239 --> 00:35:30.800
<v Speaker 2>I've got these spoons, wooden spoons, and you're going to

590
00:35:30.800 --> 00:35:33.239
<v Speaker 2>put a little bit of glue along one of the

591
00:35:33.360 --> 00:35:37.960
<v Speaker 2>edges there. If it will come out of the machinere

592
00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:43.119
<v Speaker 2>we go bush bash bosh, beich bash bosh. Now you

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00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:46.920
<v Speaker 2>want to place it inside the tube opposite to the arch.

594
00:35:47.239 --> 00:35:51.920
<v Speaker 2>With a little bit of the pointy end at the top,

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00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:54.800
<v Speaker 2>not a spoon end, the pointy end.

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00:35:56.039 --> 00:36:06.000
<v Speaker 1>So just like that. Okay, see m hm hm m hmm.

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00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:09.519
<v Speaker 1>There you go.

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00:36:11.400 --> 00:36:14.280
<v Speaker 2>That's the one. Okay, So I just let the glue

599
00:36:14.320 --> 00:36:18.159
<v Speaker 2>settle there and store on. Now, put that to one

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00:36:18.199 --> 00:36:19.519
<v Speaker 2>side whilst the glue settles.

601
00:36:20.079 --> 00:36:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

602
00:36:21.559 --> 00:36:23.199
<v Speaker 2>What you want to go to do is take this

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00:36:23.239 --> 00:36:27.440
<v Speaker 2>piece of white card that you've got, and what you're.

604
00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:29.719
<v Speaker 1>Going to do is start to make a face.

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00:36:29.840 --> 00:36:33.119
<v Speaker 2>What you want to do is make two big eyes,

606
00:36:34.880 --> 00:36:39.400
<v Speaker 2>two big eyes, two big eyes, I think cutting them out, Yeah,

607
00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:47.840
<v Speaker 2>like like cartoony big kind of eyes. Okay, they can

608
00:36:47.920 --> 00:36:55.039
<v Speaker 2>join up because cartoon eyes kind of do. Obviously, if

609
00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:56.480
<v Speaker 2>you're going to spend a bit more time with this,

610
00:36:56.559 --> 00:37:03.039
<v Speaker 2>you can do all sorts of beautification. And eyes need eyeballs,

611
00:37:03.039 --> 00:37:07.840
<v Speaker 2>so you probably want to Mine looks quite like a bum.

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00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:13.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay, man, man's I'm more a boot pliny that'll do.

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00:37:13.519 --> 00:37:14.840
<v Speaker 1>That'll do. And you want to put in.

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00:37:14.880 --> 00:37:20.840
<v Speaker 2>Some eyeballs into my book plug there you do. Mine

615
00:37:20.840 --> 00:37:24.320
<v Speaker 2>looks more like boobs than a bum. Now boobies.

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00:37:26.159 --> 00:37:26.400
<v Speaker 1>Ah.

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00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:31.199
<v Speaker 2>You also want to take your cards because a small

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<v Speaker 2>a little strip maybe about an inch long, okay, and

619
00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:39.719
<v Speaker 2>put a little line on it if you wish. I

620
00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:41.360
<v Speaker 2>don't have to, but you can put a little line up.

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<v Speaker 2>You put lots of little eyes on it, because these

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00:37:43.199 --> 00:37:47.960
<v Speaker 2>are going to form deep. Oh okay, So you want

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<v Speaker 2>to put a little bit of glue on the inside

624
00:37:50.880 --> 00:37:54.599
<v Speaker 2>of that and then just pop it on the inside

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<v Speaker 2>at the top of that archway there, so it should

626
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:07.280
<v Speaker 2>sit at the top of the archway a bit like that.

627
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:09.880
<v Speaker 2>I can feel my spoons wobbley, so I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>give it a bit more glue. You can't have a

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<v Speaker 2>wobbley spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go. You also have some colored cards.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you can do this to do all sorts of

632
00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:34.719
<v Speaker 2>like decoration and maybe a little jacket. I'm just going

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<v Speaker 2>to do some eyelids. It's a bit for the eyeballs,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what I'm just going to do a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>glue on there. But you can decorate them however you like.

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<v Speaker 1>Bush hush h.

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<v Speaker 2>Now on for the for the mechanics of things, you

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<v Speaker 2>want to take your little slidely tube, yeh, slide it

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<v Speaker 2>over so it sits on the spoon, okay, and you

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<v Speaker 2>want you'll have a little paper clip. What do you

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<v Speaker 2>who's called bulldog clips.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember those clips.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to glue that on the back of the

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<v Speaker 2>slidely tube. Okay, so you'll probably need plenty of glue

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<v Speaker 2>for this.

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<v Speaker 1>M h m hm.

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<v Speaker 2>H m.

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<v Speaker 1>Hm m hmm. The there you go, just like that.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. Okay, lovely, let that dry a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Stick your eyes on above that archway that you created earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>Above the archway, you see your friends start to form.

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<v Speaker 1>All right on that side.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, lovely, and you'll have a little elastic band.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the trick to it. You just hook it around

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<v Speaker 2>the top part of that top part of that spoon

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<v Speaker 2>that you put through earlier, and then down to the

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<v Speaker 2>bulldog clip.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, pop it in the bulldog clip. Whoops, if it

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<v Speaker 1>will work?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, if you just put the elastic band from

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<v Speaker 2>the top part of the spoon that's popping out the

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<v Speaker 2>top of your toilet tube and then hook it into

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<v Speaker 2>the bull dog clip, which is pulled glue to the

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<v Speaker 2>base of the slidey toilet tube, we turn it around.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have a little doggy doggy friends he chatty you.

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<v Speaker 2>Talky donkey dog friend, donkey friend, donkey ren donkey donkey, Frank.

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<v Speaker 1>Chatty, donkey, do it looks like a one k fucking

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<v Speaker 1>cardboard tube? Miss I?

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<v Speaker 2>Remember you could decorate it however you like, putting little jagularine.

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<v Speaker 1>Glitter, all sorts of things. You can even put on

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<v Speaker 1>little bits of hair, and I'll I'll leave you to do.

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<v Speaker 2>That by yourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember if you can't find any pin or any vagene

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<v Speaker 2>or anything in between, remember you can always be a

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<v Speaker 2>crafty queen.

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<v Speaker 1>See he's little chatty. They can talk to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, I've put hair on mine still needs a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of decoration.

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<v Speaker 1>Looks a bit bare on the bum. Can't polish a turd?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's brilliant. Hello, Hello, I'm a toilet chary person.

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<v Speaker 1>That's almost in the show now, but while miscuits his

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<v Speaker 1>medication up, you can look on screen and see how

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<v Speaker 1>contact information it's at the cud TV on social media,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you want to catch up on previous episodes

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<v Speaker 1>you could do just look for us on YouTube for

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<v Speaker 1>chewing the cud. Stop banking off your toilet tube fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for watching, and we'll see you again next week.

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<v Speaker 1>We will bye bye. Talking to it like it's actually

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<v Speaker 1>a person. It's not it's a cardbood tube intervention