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<v Speaker 2>Plug Talk is the best only podcast where the whole

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<v Speaker 2>smashed the guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, plug Talk is.

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<v Speaker 2>The best only podcast where the hold smashed the guess. Hey, everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to another episode of plug Talk. My name is

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<v Speaker 2>Adam twenty two. I'm joined by my beautiful wife, Elena

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<v Speaker 2>the Plug and today we're sitting down with up and

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<v Speaker 2>coming star Gypsy Rose is on the couch. Ye, how

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>So excited to be here.

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<v Speaker 2>We're excited to have you here.

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<v Speaker 3>I was actually supposed to be in Canada right now.

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<v Speaker 3>So everything happens for a reason because they denied me entry.

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<v Speaker 4>What why did they deny you entry?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're starting strong.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let's go. We hate Canada, we do.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate him now.

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<v Speaker 3>It's actually a funny story. I had no idea. I've

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<v Speaker 3>been out of the country like four times, but like

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<v Speaker 3>was it two? My ex boyfriend got me.

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<v Speaker 2>Rested in America.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah for what? I took it back to his car.

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<v Speaker 1>Was the this?

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<v Speaker 3>No, that would be so good if.

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<v Speaker 2>There was deserve it.

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<v Speaker 3>He cheated on me a handful of times, but it

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<v Speaker 3>was like toxic. You know what?

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<v Speaker 5>Cord nothing nothing crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, vandalism and DVDV Well, I wish. But he's like

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<v Speaker 3>a six five dude tall, and you know, when I

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<v Speaker 3>confronted him, he light to my face and I saw

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<v Speaker 3>red and I kind of like blew up, and he

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<v Speaker 3>pitted me down and had shoes on, and so instinct

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<v Speaker 3>kicked him in the mouth to take him off me.

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<v Speaker 3>And so then he cried to the cop, and since

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<v Speaker 3>I took a back to the car, they didn't care.

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<v Speaker 3>They said get her.

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<v Speaker 2>Did he actually follow through with these charges or did

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<v Speaker 2>he give it up at some point? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>No, he let his daddy and mommy breast charges pretty much.

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<v Speaker 3>They're the ones who called the cops, and then he

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<v Speaker 3>then followed through with it.

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<v Speaker 2>And so how much trouble did you get in? What

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<v Speaker 2>do you have to do?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I had to do probation and community service. Had a

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<v Speaker 3>really good lawyer, so we got the felonies dropped to

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<v Speaker 3>mis demeanors.

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<v Speaker 4>Well you still can't go to Canada because no.

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<v Speaker 3>Because they saw that. Yeah, they're like, oh, what is

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<v Speaker 3>this on your record? And I was like, oh, it's nothing,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, it's all settled and done. And they're like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>do you have any documentations to prove that it's like

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<v Speaker 3>settled and stuff? And I was like, no, that was

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<v Speaker 3>so long ago. I didn't even know that that was

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<v Speaker 3>a thing out. So they didn't let me in because

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<v Speaker 3>things in your past can still haunt you in the future.

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<v Speaker 4>So you flew there and then you couldn't get through.

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<v Speaker 3>No. They literally were like, hey, we're gonna put you

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<v Speaker 3>on a flight and send you back home.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>So I got to go into Canada for three hours

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<v Speaker 3>because by the time Immigration let me go and was

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<v Speaker 3>done hassling me, it was like two am, and they're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>be back here at five point thirty so you can

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<v Speaker 3>go home. And then they booked me a flight to Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I'm not even from Atlanta. They're like, our

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<v Speaker 3>only obligation is to get you back to the US.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, and they pay for it or what.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but then I had to pay for my flight

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<v Speaker 3>from Atlanta home.

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<v Speaker 1>That's wild. I did not.

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<v Speaker 4>Realize to just send you anywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard about a lot of people getting turned away

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<v Speaker 2>from Canada for like duys or gun charges stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 2>but I didn't know that a simple domestic violence would

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<v Speaker 2>be enough.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Apparently they don't like that either.

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<v Speaker 2>And I really feel also like if you're the girl

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in. Right, standard should be higher. You have to

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<v Speaker 2>do something really fucked up ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm so sorry you had to go through that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's okay. It was it was a fun twenty

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<v Speaker 3>four hour adventure to Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>What were you supposed to be doing in Canada?

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to go there to shoot scenes.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, there's a lot of shooting happening there.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess there's a company. I didn't know either. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, okay, cool, I'll try it. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 3>missed my flight there too, so then I had to

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<v Speaker 3>buy my own flight.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Canada's got to have porn companies that can

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<v Speaker 2>shoot all the Canadians who have also been found guilty

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<v Speaker 2>of domestic violence to America assume.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Yeah, yeah, just not this one, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>This So where are you from? Originally California?

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<v Speaker 3>I was born in Victorville.

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<v Speaker 1>My gosh, we've been there.

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<v Speaker 2>We did. We went to a right we went to

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<v Speaker 2>a music festival, weed festival, a festival there was. I

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<v Speaker 2>was a weed judge at the weed festival and it

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<v Speaker 2>was raining. Oh it was terrible. We went it was

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to be there. I didn't really. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't judge any weed ever at any point.

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<v Speaker 3>During you know, people judge weed.

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<v Speaker 2>We went back to the hotel, we took sc we

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<v Speaker 2>had sex for a really, really long time. It was

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<v Speaker 2>New Year's She has horror stories about, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it kind of being weird at a certain point, but

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<v Speaker 2>we don't have to get into all that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not very fond memory.

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<v Speaker 2>She loves to bring this up, but you.

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<v Speaker 1>Brought it up.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't need to hear about the fact that you

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<v Speaker 2>got dry mouth from giving me head for three hours

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<v Speaker 2>and then we know.

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<v Speaker 4>We woke up and we're just like, what is this place?

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<v Speaker 1>And we left on Yeah, what is Victorville? No offense

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<v Speaker 1>to Victorville.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I was out of there real quick. My mom actually

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<v Speaker 3>almost gave me away too. I'm adot, the youngest of three,

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<v Speaker 3>so four total.

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<v Speaker 2>She almost gave you a way to who.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't come from like the best background, and

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<v Speaker 3>so I guess the neighbor was like watching me a lot,

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<v Speaker 3>and the mom started getting attached and the husband was

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<v Speaker 3>a cop, and he's like, you need to ask if

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<v Speaker 3>either you can adopt her or you have to stop

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<v Speaker 3>babysitting this kid, because you're getting attached. And my mom

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<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, well, I didn't really want a fourth child,

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<v Speaker 3>and she like contemplated, but my sisters were like, no, not.

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<v Speaker 1>Give her a puppy. That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you remember this, lady or were you too young

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<v Speaker 4>to remember?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? No, I don't remember it. I don't remember Victiville

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<v Speaker 3>at all. Actually I left there fairly young.

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<v Speaker 2>Victorville is one of those places that like la dudes

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<v Speaker 2>will joke about, like somebody like if their life goes poorly,

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<v Speaker 2>then they're gonna have to move to Victorville or Palmdale

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<v Speaker 2>or something like that. I feel like it's cheap, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>cheaper less culture.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my mom's sister still lives out there. Okay, they

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<v Speaker 3>don't talk, so I don't know her.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have a relationship with your mom anymore either,

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<v Speaker 2>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Me and my mom were pretty tight, but it

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<v Speaker 3>was a rough upbringing.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you begrow true for almost giving you away?

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<v Speaker 3>Now, it would have been cool wed a CoP's daughter.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have got away with everything. And they only

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<v Speaker 3>had two boys, so I'd have been the queen of

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<v Speaker 3>the family.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever like that. Okay, So how'd you or what did

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<v Speaker 2>you do? After graduate high or after high.

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<v Speaker 3>School, I actually nannied and nannied full time. I worked

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<v Speaker 3>at two restaurants, and then I did a lot of modeling,

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<v Speaker 3>and I hated having clothes. I was like, put me

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<v Speaker 3>in a bikini, put me a lingerie ship, take it off.

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<v Speaker 3>But then where was I supposed to have an outlet

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<v Speaker 3>for it? And then OnlyFans was like oh up and coming.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, sick, I can sell my erotic photos

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<v Speaker 3>on OnlyFans. And then everybody was like I want to

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<v Speaker 3>see you get fucked. And so then I started, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>me and my ex away from actually film all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was like, hey, so you want to like

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<v Speaker 3>put them on.

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<v Speaker 2>On the fans and he was down.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah for a little bit. That's where things kind of

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<v Speaker 3>started going sideways because I was like, don't look at

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<v Speaker 3>the messages. Obviously I'm talking to these guys. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to get their money. Get you got jealous? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it was like it was this one this one mass

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<v Speaker 3>message message I sent out like I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>who would let me seck their dick or something? And

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<v Speaker 3>he like flipped out and then I went downhill after that.

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<v Speaker 3>He was too insecure that's insecure for autut.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I like that too. That was cool. She reminds

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<v Speaker 2>me of like a girl that you would have met,

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<v Speaker 2>like hanging out at a bar in the nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you doing that a lot of that in the nineties.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like what I said on TV Okay definitely never

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<v Speaker 2>went to a bar in the nineties. I was too young.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I wasn't even well technically nine.

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<v Speaker 1>I just made it.

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<v Speaker 3>This the talent, So then.

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<v Speaker 2>You just start going hard with the only fans side

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<v Speaker 2>of things. What year was this when you started to

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<v Speaker 2>get into it.

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<v Speaker 3>I think twenty twenty COVID definitely twenty twenty one.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we need a new plague.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean every single girl we interview talks about how

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<v Speaker 2>they got into only fans during COVID. So if we

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<v Speaker 2>get another COVID, we'll have another couple of years with

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<v Speaker 2>the girls.

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<v Speaker 1>There won't be anyone to buy porn because I'm making it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good point.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I would have kept nanny, but I would

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<v Speaker 3>have had to like get a famous person for to

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<v Speaker 3>really make the money that I wanted.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the logic within the nanny community.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean some of those bitches get paid fat and

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<v Speaker 3>they gonna go on vacation for free. Yeah, you can't

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<v Speaker 3>take care of little baby. You know, you got to travel.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually loved it. It was best birth control ever

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<v Speaker 3>we haven't.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a nanny who basically chows up and got

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<v Speaker 2>like a famous person that they were going to be

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<v Speaker 2>a nanny for, and we just couldn't compete.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean shit, if I was your guys Is nanny,

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<v Speaker 3>I would already be winning.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really not trying to have a hot nanny. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to have a hot nanny either. No.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't wear makeup, and I always wore like a

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<v Speaker 3>baggy T shirt and like I could tell, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Her, I could tell you could.

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<v Speaker 3>See through the shirt. Yeah. It was. It was a

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<v Speaker 3>never ending battle. Even like growing up, I would wear

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<v Speaker 3>like a tight dress like anybody else when I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my gosh, why are you dressing? So we're scan

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, I'm sorry, you blessed me with some

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want?

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<v Speaker 3>Every everything I wore, she was always like hating on it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I just can't win. And then finally

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<v Speaker 3>I just gave up. I'm like, cool, well I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>gonna dress like a whole huh.

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<v Speaker 2>But that this was after the nanny era. You decided

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<v Speaker 2>to go full horrible.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, off the clock. Yeah, wear baggy T shirts

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<v Speaker 3>and leggings were put put in the drawer.

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<v Speaker 2>Where does a girl like you find dick?

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<v Speaker 4>Huh?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, where have you like found most of the dicks

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<v Speaker 2>that you've been involved with throughout your life?

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<v Speaker 4>Wird way to word it?

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you meet your ex boyfriends?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'll just go straight for the jugular.

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<v Speaker 3>You and your dated OFX. I was a pretty loyal

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<v Speaker 3>girlfriend and yeah I dated him five years, like pretty

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<v Speaker 3>much right out of high school. So honestly, I'm started

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<v Speaker 3>being a started being a hoe once I got into poorn.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you never really slutted it up until you got

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<v Speaker 2>in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Industry, not really. I really hated drinking, so I went

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<v Speaker 3>to the bars very briefly. I did suck a bartenders

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<v Speaker 3>dick in the back for free shots, and then I

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<v Speaker 3>ended up getting fucking trick. So I was like, I'm good,

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<v Speaker 3>you got.

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<v Speaker 2>Tricked, Like you never got the shots trick.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, it's like it's an STD. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know that it's like trick and pneumonia or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Long you got STD from the filthy bartender's dick, Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>that sucks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So then I was like, was he hot?

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<v Speaker 4>No, damn else.

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<v Speaker 2>That's allly changed. I'm picturing like a hot bartender. If

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<v Speaker 2>he was like fat, you're gross.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, he was like not bad, but he wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>like like a tattooed tall zaddy. It was just I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to talk about no more.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember back in the day when I had when

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<v Speaker 2>I was like in Brooklyn, I found out that some

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<v Speaker 2>of the girls that like I would hang out with

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<v Speaker 2>were like sucking dick for for tattoos from like the

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<v Speaker 2>tattoo artist guys.

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<v Speaker 3>And I wish I was clever. You would look at

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<v Speaker 3>me and be like, yeah, her phone's constantly busy. But

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, it's dry as fuck over here. If anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm taking, don't put yourself out there more. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>post a selfie and you're right single.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the location.

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<v Speaker 2>The first I see doing it that works, like.

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<v Speaker 4>Girls don't do like in town tap in posts.

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<v Speaker 2>If I see that, I'm thinking you're you're howling for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's anything wrong with that, But I uh, if

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<v Speaker 2>a guy, so you never hit up a guy because

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<v Speaker 2>he posted single.

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<v Speaker 3>No. I mean I've definitely slid into like DMS. It

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<v Speaker 3>kind of sucked. I wanted to like fuck all the

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<v Speaker 3>football players, but I dated a football player and then

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<v Speaker 3>he like xed them out because they're family, and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, cool, you're not family.

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<v Speaker 2>You just play a sport with them.

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<v Speaker 4>I know they're a team, they're a unit.

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<v Speaker 3>So apparently they can't let me homi hob. That was

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<v Speaker 3>fucked up, but it's okay. I fucked like the other

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<v Speaker 3>school football teams. I just couldn't fuck within mine.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you use them up, you go to some

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<v Speaker 2>other sport lacrosse boom in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I would love to know.

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<v Speaker 2>You would be like, as a woman, scandalous picture of

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<v Speaker 2>the worst fucking escort you ever met in your wife.

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<v Speaker 3>I would just be on it, give it out for cheat.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be Selena Powell but worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, hi Selena. Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So you get into shooting with other people and

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<v Speaker 2>has it just been like a revelation of like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>there's professional level of penises out there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been nice and they're clean squeaky clean, small.

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<v Speaker 2>Less STDs shots, no trick. You don't mean alcohol here,

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<v Speaker 2>but we got some uncrustables.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm, I don't like jelly.

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<v Speaker 2>We got the ones to do we know, but making

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<v Speaker 2>stuff up because I'm just I'm just saying, what shall

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<v Speaker 2>go with this?

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<v Speaker 3>I actually have like a texture thing. So it took

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<v Speaker 3>me a long time to even be able to swallow.

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<v Speaker 2>Come.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say that's but.

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<v Speaker 3>And now I'm like, I don't even make a face.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a pro. You would never know.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's really gone in the opposite direction. She was

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<v Speaker 2>like commaholic when I met her, and now she's a

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<v Speaker 2>little comphobic.

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<v Speaker 3>Only a little bit too much. Can really when you

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<v Speaker 3>eat something too much, I can't have it anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you've earned yourself a load today. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I apologize.

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<v Speaker 3>No, give it to her. I want you to give

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<v Speaker 3>it to I'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Give it to her, and then she'll give it to you.

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<v Speaker 4>I think she should have the beginning of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I can just clean it off of her wherever you

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<v Speaker 3>put it.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I am teeming right now like it's if I

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<v Speaker 2>had like a level of how much is inside my body?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's like.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she loves it.

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<v Speaker 2>She lost.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I actually have a crazy throw up story.

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<v Speaker 2>Please.

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<v Speaker 3>It was my first blow job scene. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh cool, what's going to be breeze.

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<v Speaker 2>Like ANF scene or mainstream scene.

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<v Speaker 3>Mainstream scene, but yeah, I've never done a BJ scene before,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I'm just like, you know, it's like lower rate.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like this, just chill and whatever. I just got

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<v Speaker 3>to use my mouth. I've never been throat fucked. That

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<v Speaker 3>was crazy and then upside down, but it was a

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<v Speaker 3>it was a boy girl girl blow job, and I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know that there was what is the word? I'm

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<v Speaker 3>looking for ways to prepare for, Like you know, you

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<v Speaker 3>don't eat, I guess before because if you throw up

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<v Speaker 3>then it's clear no cevice. And so I'm down. She's

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<v Speaker 3>above me, she's getting throat fucked, and she throws up

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<v Speaker 3>all me, but it's all clear like pedio light and stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>and we just keep going and then like the rest

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<v Speaker 3>of the I guess it's like a kink like prop.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I am honestly props her because I could not. I

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<v Speaker 3>would be like.

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<v Speaker 4>Not she peked on you and you didn't care?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean for the scene. We had a martini

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<v Speaker 3>glass and we're both honestly though, girl, you're a champ.

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<v Speaker 3>She like, I'm no hate on you. I just wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>prepared to give a bit of warning. And then I'm gay.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, and so like she's choking on it. She like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know when it's like super slowberry spit, but it

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<v Speaker 3>was like throw up too, so you couldn't really tell

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<v Speaker 3>because it was like spitty and clear. She was drinking

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<v Speaker 3>clear patio and I'm over here like I had a

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<v Speaker 3>peumbird sandwich toast this morning, like you know, we're good,

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<v Speaker 3>let's do it. And anyway, so then she spits throws

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<v Speaker 3>up where and the guy's holding the glass and then

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<v Speaker 3>he's like and then she just digging my else.

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<v Speaker 6>I must exit the room like this conversation. It's just

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<v Speaker 6>I am sweating.

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<v Speaker 3>If you've had a more traumatizing blowjob scene, let me know.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing, though, I feel like, if you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to do a blowjob scene, you gotta go above.

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<v Speaker 3>And beyond exactly. Yeah, but like, yeah, I mean I

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<v Speaker 3>did one with Linda not too long ago, and there

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<v Speaker 3>was no throw up. And let me just say we

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<v Speaker 3>were wrecked, like spit and he's see that is fun

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<v Speaker 3>to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's fun. But I prefer just be my.

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<v Speaker 1>Own spit in my own saliva.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not really interested in having someone else's puke saliva

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<v Speaker 6>poured into my fucking mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>What is I want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Wreck your face durings like for them?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to do it for yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>The way that we would do it on a Monday

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<v Speaker 2>night at home is different, but like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to like your face.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah you can't, you can't, Okay, But if your agent

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<v Speaker 5>calls you and he's like, you have a blowjob scene tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 5>do you just wish it was also vaginal?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, now that I know what a blowjob scene is,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I'd.

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<v Speaker 1>Rather just do a boy girl just fuck me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I feel like, yeah, a blowjob seems way

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<v Speaker 3>more intense than your drawers after Yeah, just getting facebucked

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<v Speaker 3>for thirty forty five minutes is real intense and real

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<v Speaker 3>face no Victor Phill.

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<v Speaker 2>One time I shot like a boy boy girl blowjob

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<v Speaker 2>scene here and the girl got upside down and we're

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<v Speaker 2>fucking her throat upside down, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>that's awesome. I never did that before, and then like

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<v Speaker 2>the next time we shot, I did it to her

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<v Speaker 2>and she was mad at me. I.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, your borderline waterboarding yourself. Like you're like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>let me try to make it go to the side,

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<v Speaker 3>but it just goes up your nostrils and you're like,

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<v Speaker 3>she's a pro. That's why.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she got mad at me a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think I'm not as fun anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's just mad.

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<v Speaker 7>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she's still fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Slow it down a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>We're here, she's fun.

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<v Speaker 2>We're on the blue couch. Used to be an orange couch.

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<v Speaker 3>Blue couch.

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<v Speaker 2>So what are you into sexually now that you've been

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<v Speaker 2>through all these revelatory experiences.

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<v Speaker 3>Drinking saliva only on the weekends. I like doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>If it's Linda Land's saliva juices.

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<v Speaker 2>Drink them all day, Linda Lank and shower man.

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<v Speaker 1>Spit, she can get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I like to shower her in my squirt. I

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<v Speaker 3>like doing that. That's my favorite party trick. Is it

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<v Speaker 3>really super soca?

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00:20:52.279 --> 00:20:54.400
<v Speaker 2>Just blasting squirt all over a person?

437
00:20:54.640 --> 00:20:55.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

438
00:20:55.400 --> 00:21:01.160
<v Speaker 2>Nice? But pleasure wise, you're you're with a guy you

439
00:21:01.240 --> 00:21:03.640
<v Speaker 2>really like, you spend the night together. What do you,

440
00:21:03.680 --> 00:21:07.119
<v Speaker 2>what are you doing That's gonna really get your rocks off.

441
00:21:07.599 --> 00:21:11.279
<v Speaker 3>Honestly, net kisses are really underrated. Okay, I'm like, if

442
00:21:11.279 --> 00:21:14.440
<v Speaker 3>you just like maybe hold the marks, but like, you know,

443
00:21:15.359 --> 00:21:17.640
<v Speaker 3>like it, kiss it for like a good ten to

444
00:21:17.640 --> 00:21:20.440
<v Speaker 3>fifteen minutes because I was just like, it's like and

445
00:21:20.480 --> 00:21:27.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I was just getting into it. Your girl guarded. Yeah, okay, Yeah,

446
00:21:27.599 --> 00:21:30.240
<v Speaker 3>once upon time I really really did like Hickeys, but

447
00:21:30.279 --> 00:21:31.720
<v Speaker 3>that wasn't such a good look.

448
00:21:32.039 --> 00:21:35.400
<v Speaker 1>You like Tickeys? Yeah, I don't like anything.

449
00:21:35.079 --> 00:21:37.799
<v Speaker 3>Like the filling of it. But then afterwards you're.

450
00:21:37.640 --> 00:21:43.440
<v Speaker 2>Like, literally, do you ever have like a like a

451
00:21:43.480 --> 00:21:45.039
<v Speaker 2>Hickey getting in trouble story?

452
00:21:45.519 --> 00:21:48.559
<v Speaker 3>No, because I had makeup, so not really, but I

453
00:21:48.640 --> 00:21:51.799
<v Speaker 3>did for for prom. I don't even know how it

454
00:21:51.880 --> 00:21:52.960
<v Speaker 3>happened on there.

455
00:21:54.319 --> 00:21:58.920
<v Speaker 6>Oh my gosh, does didn't look sexy like sounds sexy the.

456
00:21:58.920 --> 00:22:01.359
<v Speaker 3>Prom pictures are. I was like, can you just let

457
00:22:01.480 --> 00:22:04.119
<v Speaker 3>that out? He didn't didn't edit it out.

458
00:22:04.319 --> 00:22:06.440
<v Speaker 2>I broke a girl's heart when I was like nineteen

459
00:22:06.640 --> 00:22:09.759
<v Speaker 2>because I had a higgy. It really fucked up the

460
00:22:09.839 --> 00:22:11.119
<v Speaker 2>thing I had going on at the time.

461
00:22:11.440 --> 00:22:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's probably not good.

462
00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:16.000
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know. I didn't even remember that some

463
00:22:16.039 --> 00:22:17.720
<v Speaker 2>girl was sucking on my neck that night before.

464
00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:20.799
<v Speaker 3>You don't look in the mirror before you walk out.

465
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<v Speaker 1>Of the house.

466
00:22:21.359 --> 00:22:24.559
<v Speaker 2>I was living in a dorm, so like you're kind

467
00:22:24.559 --> 00:22:26.839
<v Speaker 2>of like rushing in and out of the bathroom because

468
00:22:26.839 --> 00:22:30.799
<v Speaker 2>it's like a big shared communal hallway bathroom.

469
00:22:31.599 --> 00:22:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Broke her heart.

470
00:22:32.200 --> 00:22:34.079
<v Speaker 2>I didn't spent a lot of time checking myself in

471
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<v Speaker 2>front of the mirror.

472
00:22:35.559 --> 00:22:39.200
<v Speaker 3>I guess, yeah, yeah, if you know you're already like

473
00:22:39.279 --> 00:22:42.359
<v Speaker 3>getting the chicks, why do anything extra.

474
00:22:42.759 --> 00:22:44.960
<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to offend the one thought I was

475
00:22:45.240 --> 00:22:46.279
<v Speaker 2>serious about, you know.

476
00:22:47.759 --> 00:22:49.599
<v Speaker 1>The one that you were serious about. Saw it?

477
00:22:50.279 --> 00:22:53.799
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, did you break up with you?

478
00:22:53.839 --> 00:22:58.000
<v Speaker 2>No? But I would say that it irreparably harmed our relationship.

479
00:22:58.039 --> 00:23:00.440
<v Speaker 2>It was kind of it wasn't really the same after that.

480
00:23:00.920 --> 00:23:01.480
<v Speaker 3>Every fight.

481
00:23:01.720 --> 00:23:05.119
<v Speaker 5>You know, you remember when I got that heckay, the

482
00:23:05.200 --> 00:23:06.279
<v Speaker 5>Hicky's crazy?

483
00:23:06.599 --> 00:23:07.480
<v Speaker 2>It was her birthday.

484
00:23:07.839 --> 00:23:12.039
<v Speaker 3>Oh fuck, young and dumb, full of gum.

485
00:23:12.279 --> 00:23:13.240
<v Speaker 4>I'm like mad for.

486
00:23:13.119 --> 00:23:13.720
<v Speaker 1>Her right now.

487
00:23:14.480 --> 00:23:16.480
<v Speaker 2>I was not as full of come as I am

488
00:23:16.519 --> 00:23:18.680
<v Speaker 2>right now. I have way more come inside me right now.

489
00:23:20.599 --> 00:23:23.359
<v Speaker 4>Why say that up to.

490
00:23:23.319 --> 00:23:25.640
<v Speaker 2>The top to the brim to the brim.

491
00:23:25.200 --> 00:23:29.160
<v Speaker 3>That's funny, So I have a fun question. Sure, actually

492
00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:32.799
<v Speaker 3>wanted to start a podcast just to have this segment,

493
00:23:34.160 --> 00:23:35.240
<v Speaker 3>but I'm gonna do it here.

494
00:23:35.640 --> 00:23:36.599
<v Speaker 2>Give us a sneak peak.

495
00:23:36.680 --> 00:23:43.240
<v Speaker 3>Sure, you can't stop a short what's your worst shirt story?

496
00:23:44.079 --> 00:23:46.279
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'll live it's a queen shart over.

497
00:23:46.119 --> 00:23:49.480
<v Speaker 3>Here, like ninety of people do it. It's not going

498
00:23:49.559 --> 00:23:52.480
<v Speaker 3>to be ashamed about. But it's funny as fuck. One

499
00:23:52.559 --> 00:23:54.920
<v Speaker 3>night in my kitchen, we're making tacos and somehow it

500
00:23:54.960 --> 00:24:03.720
<v Speaker 3>came up, well because sorry, Linda, we made our barruc

501
00:24:03.880 --> 00:24:06.920
<v Speaker 3>my parking structure. And she's wearing like a sun dress

502
00:24:07.000 --> 00:24:10.920
<v Speaker 3>and no panties and she's like and I looked down.

503
00:24:10.920 --> 00:24:14.759
<v Speaker 3>I was like, Linda, and so then I won't I

504
00:24:14.799 --> 00:24:16.759
<v Speaker 3>won't prawn on it. But so then we're like having

505
00:24:16.799 --> 00:24:20.079
<v Speaker 3>taco night and then it comes up and yeah, and

506
00:24:20.079 --> 00:24:22.200
<v Speaker 3>so we're like, what's your worst short story? And then

507
00:24:22.240 --> 00:24:24.480
<v Speaker 3>one friend was like, I've never even sharten, So you

508
00:24:24.519 --> 00:24:26.839
<v Speaker 3>go down this whole tangent of like it's your worst

509
00:24:26.839 --> 00:24:27.480
<v Speaker 3>short story.

510
00:24:29.680 --> 00:24:30.359
<v Speaker 2>I don't pure.

511
00:24:32.759 --> 00:24:35.880
<v Speaker 6>I'm thinking so many things I've shortened for sure in

512
00:24:35.920 --> 00:24:38.799
<v Speaker 6>my life. But I'm just like starting a podcast to

513
00:24:38.839 --> 00:24:39.680
<v Speaker 6>make this segment.

514
00:24:39.960 --> 00:24:41.519
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, it's kind of funny.

515
00:24:41.799 --> 00:24:44.400
<v Speaker 6>It is very funny to the people who shart it.

516
00:24:44.599 --> 00:24:46.119
<v Speaker 6>But I'm wondering how many people want to hear the

517
00:24:46.160 --> 00:24:46.920
<v Speaker 6>short stories.

518
00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:51.319
<v Speaker 3>It's a it's a good one. I want to hear.

519
00:24:52.440 --> 00:24:53.240
<v Speaker 4>I can't.

520
00:24:53.359 --> 00:24:56.240
<v Speaker 3>You can't stop a short when it's happening. It's already happy,

521
00:24:56.319 --> 00:24:57.880
<v Speaker 3>like you just I.

522
00:24:57.880 --> 00:25:00.240
<v Speaker 2>Feel like every time I ever sharted, I was going

523
00:25:00.279 --> 00:25:03.000
<v Speaker 2>to push a fart out and I just didn't realize that.

524
00:25:03.240 --> 00:25:04.160
<v Speaker 1>It was gonna be the quiest.

525
00:25:04.279 --> 00:25:06.039
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was right there first.

526
00:25:06.559 --> 00:25:07.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

527
00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:09.799
<v Speaker 7>The other day, I was sitting in my chair on

528
00:25:09.799 --> 00:25:11.920
<v Speaker 7>my iPad and I thought I had to part, so

529
00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:14.480
<v Speaker 7>I heard it, but it wasn't a part, and I

530
00:25:15.039 --> 00:25:17.119
<v Speaker 7>happened my cleanly.

531
00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:18.079
<v Speaker 4>He walked in and.

532
00:25:18.000 --> 00:25:22.559
<v Speaker 6>She started putting all of the clothes back together in

533
00:25:22.599 --> 00:25:23.200
<v Speaker 6>my closet, and.

534
00:25:23.240 --> 00:25:24.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm holding it.

535
00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:27.240
<v Speaker 6>I'm waiting for her to be finished, because I'm just

536
00:25:27.240 --> 00:25:29.559
<v Speaker 6>sitting in the chair in my own shor.

537
00:25:29.680 --> 00:25:32.559
<v Speaker 4>I just finished getting dress, I just showered, done the

538
00:25:32.599 --> 00:25:33.119
<v Speaker 4>whole thing.

539
00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:34.079
<v Speaker 3>Gottress.

540
00:25:34.160 --> 00:25:35.640
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, weedy, like.

541
00:25:35.839 --> 00:25:36.640
<v Speaker 3>Thank you so much.

542
00:25:36.839 --> 00:25:38.880
<v Speaker 2>Why rush to the bathroom.

543
00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:41.359
<v Speaker 3>It was too close. She was right next to me.

544
00:25:41.799 --> 00:25:43.559
<v Speaker 6>I was sitting in that blue chair right next to

545
00:25:43.559 --> 00:25:44.119
<v Speaker 6>the closet.

546
00:25:44.640 --> 00:25:45.119
<v Speaker 3>So then one.

547
00:25:45.240 --> 00:25:47.640
<v Speaker 4>Finally, when she left, I fucking run. I throw my

548
00:25:47.680 --> 00:25:51.200
<v Speaker 4>clothes away. Thank god I was wearing shean clean, clean

549
00:25:51.240 --> 00:25:51.799
<v Speaker 4>the seat.

550
00:25:51.640 --> 00:25:53.640
<v Speaker 6>But I saw Ralphie snipping the chair.

551
00:25:55.640 --> 00:25:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Good dog, good dog, she knows.

552
00:25:59.720 --> 00:26:01.519
<v Speaker 4>And he doesn't even have a good nose for new

553
00:26:01.640 --> 00:26:04.240
<v Speaker 4>That is so funny. It was when I was taking

554
00:26:04.279 --> 00:26:06.839
<v Speaker 4>too much creatine. Don't take too much.

555
00:26:06.680 --> 00:26:12.839
<v Speaker 2>Creating guys, too much creating theories. I had to get

556
00:26:12.880 --> 00:26:16.960
<v Speaker 2>on a med and I don't what's your short story?

557
00:26:17.519 --> 00:26:18.480
<v Speaker 3>I want to hear yours.

558
00:26:18.960 --> 00:26:20.599
<v Speaker 2>I said, I don't know if I really have one.

559
00:26:20.640 --> 00:26:21.160
<v Speaker 1>You have to.

560
00:26:21.519 --> 00:26:23.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I have one that's like worse

561
00:26:23.240 --> 00:26:24.920
<v Speaker 2>than just like, okay, that.

562
00:26:24.799 --> 00:26:29.440
<v Speaker 3>Happened things on it. I was in New York. It

563
00:26:29.480 --> 00:26:33.240
<v Speaker 3>was Hotsbuck and I'm like, cool, let's go shopping. I'm

564
00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:39.880
<v Speaker 3>wearing white shorts, and I like, just take one step

565
00:26:39.960 --> 00:26:42.240
<v Speaker 3>too hard and I'm like, oh.

566
00:26:42.079 --> 00:26:43.079
<v Speaker 1>You didn't even try far.

567
00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:46.400
<v Speaker 3>It's just you were just walking and it came out

568
00:26:46.599 --> 00:26:49.319
<v Speaker 3>and like the fart it was. It was a wet

569
00:26:49.359 --> 00:26:51.960
<v Speaker 3>one and the white shorts and so you know, like

570
00:26:52.640 --> 00:26:55.559
<v Speaker 3>the windows where it's kind of like reflective. So I'm

571
00:26:55.599 --> 00:26:58.440
<v Speaker 3>like trying to like in Times Square, there's like thousands

572
00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:02.400
<v Speaker 3>of people everywhere trying to like nonchalantly. I'm like, fuck,

573
00:27:02.839 --> 00:27:06.480
<v Speaker 3>it's see through. I think there was like a Burger

574
00:27:06.559 --> 00:27:11.640
<v Speaker 3>King or Carls Junior. I can't remember. I went in there,

575
00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:15.319
<v Speaker 3>took my shorts off, Brent something. The bathroom held him

576
00:27:15.359 --> 00:27:16.240
<v Speaker 3>longer than tryer.

577
00:27:16.559 --> 00:27:17.720
<v Speaker 2>Did they make you buy something?

578
00:27:18.839 --> 00:27:24.920
<v Speaker 3>No, you got. Somebody walking out was like please please.

579
00:27:24.759 --> 00:27:28.000
<v Speaker 2>There's no worse place to have to go to the bathroom.

580
00:27:28.079 --> 00:27:31.880
<v Speaker 2>The New York City. Yeah, they're just not accommodating with

581
00:27:31.920 --> 00:27:32.839
<v Speaker 2>the bathrooms at all.

582
00:27:32.960 --> 00:27:35.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh way too, you go to any gas station, you're like, sorry,

583
00:27:36.000 --> 00:27:39.279
<v Speaker 3>no public restroom. I'm like, you don't understand.

584
00:27:40.400 --> 00:27:43.160
<v Speaker 2>But if you go to like BUCkies in Texas, it's

585
00:27:43.200 --> 00:27:45.920
<v Speaker 2>like they don't give a fuck if you're buying anything,

586
00:27:46.039 --> 00:27:49.200
<v Speaker 2>use the bathroom. We've got eighty we got eighty stalls

587
00:27:49.200 --> 00:27:50.480
<v Speaker 2>in here, Like.

588
00:27:50.519 --> 00:27:53.759
<v Speaker 3>Fine, everyone has to use the restroom, Like why hold off?

589
00:27:53.799 --> 00:27:55.240
<v Speaker 3>When you gotta go, you gotta go.

590
00:27:55.599 --> 00:27:57.000
<v Speaker 2>And you want to know the trick too, It's like

591
00:27:57.039 --> 00:27:59.599
<v Speaker 2>when you see smaller restaurants, like you see a subway

592
00:27:59.640 --> 00:28:02.160
<v Speaker 2>and I was like six chairs in it. It's like

593
00:28:02.880 --> 00:28:05.319
<v Speaker 2>if you only have a certain number of seats, then

594
00:28:05.319 --> 00:28:09.440
<v Speaker 2>they don't have to offer a bathroom. That's crazy.

595
00:28:09.599 --> 00:28:12.440
<v Speaker 3>That is crazy. I have a really like an even

596
00:28:12.519 --> 00:28:16.000
<v Speaker 3>funnier one. But it wasn't me who sharded. And this

597
00:28:16.119 --> 00:28:20.480
<v Speaker 3>is like a borderline shirt? What's that? The mall with

598
00:28:20.559 --> 00:28:24.599
<v Speaker 3>my mom and my mom just like to wear underwear

599
00:28:24.799 --> 00:28:27.799
<v Speaker 3>and we're in Hollister, I think.

600
00:28:28.160 --> 00:28:28.559
<v Speaker 1>And.

601
00:28:30.440 --> 00:28:39.319
<v Speaker 3>She farts like a little pebble. Oh my god, that

602
00:28:39.519 --> 00:28:42.839
<v Speaker 3>is insane, mom, And she keeps walking and I'm like,

603
00:28:42.920 --> 00:28:45.880
<v Speaker 3>oh my god. The guys the security camp, they're gonna

604
00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:48.319
<v Speaker 3>have a field day. And so what do I do,

605
00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:51.799
<v Speaker 3>Because I'm like, did you pick it up? We imagine

606
00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:55.400
<v Speaker 3>working retail and you just I mean, I guess you

607
00:28:55.400 --> 00:28:57.200
<v Speaker 3>would think a dog and you just see a little

608
00:28:57.240 --> 00:28:59.920
<v Speaker 3>like pebble poop And I'm like, Mom, leave, go walk

609
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:02.720
<v Speaker 3>out exit, We're done, And I have like a receipt,

610
00:29:02.759 --> 00:29:04.559
<v Speaker 3>and so I pick up her ship like a dog

611
00:29:05.279 --> 00:29:06.000
<v Speaker 3>and throw it away.

612
00:29:06.119 --> 00:29:08.119
<v Speaker 2>It's just so much worse too, because it's Hollister. It's

613
00:29:08.119 --> 00:29:11.119
<v Speaker 2>like a like a hip like kids clothing line.

614
00:29:11.720 --> 00:29:13.720
<v Speaker 3>I was just like, I think it's time for you

615
00:29:13.759 --> 00:29:15.599
<v Speaker 3>to wear underwear. That is crazy.

616
00:29:15.839 --> 00:29:16.680
<v Speaker 1>That was nuts.

617
00:29:16.799 --> 00:29:18.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't really okay, I can't think of a good

618
00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:21.559
<v Speaker 2>short story, but when I was younger.

619
00:29:21.599 --> 00:29:26.160
<v Speaker 8>He stopped drinking off a long time, not all of them.

620
00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:28.720
<v Speaker 2>I was probably twenty five and I had my friend

621
00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:30.880
<v Speaker 2>and he's sleeping on my couch. Is back in the

622
00:29:30.920 --> 00:29:35.039
<v Speaker 2>BMX days. He's early twenties too, and we're just always

623
00:29:35.039 --> 00:29:37.839
<v Speaker 2>fucking with each other, and I like, I ran over

624
00:29:38.440 --> 00:29:41.319
<v Speaker 2>and kind of pulled my pants down and just parted

625
00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:46.279
<v Speaker 2>it in his face. And his response was, oh, I

626
00:29:46.359 --> 00:29:48.359
<v Speaker 2>felt the particles hit my face.

627
00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:52.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. That was a real strong one.

628
00:29:53.079 --> 00:29:54.319
<v Speaker 2>And it was like one of those ones where I

629
00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:56.039
<v Speaker 2>felt so hot coming out.

630
00:29:56.759 --> 00:29:59.359
<v Speaker 4>Every day I get more and more discussed.

631
00:29:59.519 --> 00:30:02.319
<v Speaker 6>Why you, even though this is your past, even though

632
00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:06.000
<v Speaker 6>this is not even your friend self, I am disgusted

633
00:30:06.079 --> 00:30:06.359
<v Speaker 6>by you.

634
00:30:06.599 --> 00:30:10.119
<v Speaker 2>That's fair, that's fair. But that's what I was doing

635
00:30:10.119 --> 00:30:11.039
<v Speaker 2>in my early twenties.

636
00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:11.880
<v Speaker 3>I have the ick.

637
00:30:13.000 --> 00:30:14.000
<v Speaker 4>Once you have the ick.

638
00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Every time I see him, I feel bad, like you

639
00:30:16.880 --> 00:30:17.559
<v Speaker 2>should feel that.

640
00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:18.720
<v Speaker 6>You should in his face.

641
00:30:20.160 --> 00:30:21.079
<v Speaker 3>I've never done that.

642
00:30:21.160 --> 00:30:22.960
<v Speaker 2>I guess it never really occurred to me that like

643
00:30:23.559 --> 00:30:26.359
<v Speaker 2>shit is dangerous, it is part of it.

644
00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:27.079
<v Speaker 4>It kills people.

645
00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:29.039
<v Speaker 2>If you do it close enough for someone's face, they're

646
00:30:29.039 --> 00:30:29.799
<v Speaker 2>gonna feel something.

647
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:33.000
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I make him go to the restaurant in his

648
00:30:33.160 --> 00:30:34.400
<v Speaker 6>own restaurant in house.

649
00:30:35.480 --> 00:30:37.160
<v Speaker 2>How many times have I actually done that?

650
00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:38.319
<v Speaker 4>Almost every morning?

651
00:30:38.359 --> 00:30:40.640
<v Speaker 2>You do it? You go in your closet, fark closet.

652
00:30:40.759 --> 00:30:43.680
<v Speaker 8>No, I'm sitting on my iPad on my chair, and

653
00:30:43.720 --> 00:30:46.400
<v Speaker 8>I thought nobody, Like, we'll be watching TV and she'll

654
00:30:46.440 --> 00:30:49.079
<v Speaker 8>like run into the bathroom or run into her closet,

655
00:30:49.160 --> 00:30:50.880
<v Speaker 8>and it's cute.

656
00:30:51.680 --> 00:30:53.200
<v Speaker 6>You don't want to fart near you, So I go

657
00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:54.079
<v Speaker 6>wait and I do it.

658
00:30:54.240 --> 00:30:56.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Or like walk into the house after I've just

659
00:30:56.400 --> 00:30:59.680
<v Speaker 2>done a seven hour podcast and I'm walking into the

660
00:30:59.720 --> 00:31:01.759
<v Speaker 2>house and she'll just she's in bed. She'll just look

661
00:31:01.759 --> 00:31:03.279
<v Speaker 2>at me, sugar, don't come over here.

662
00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:07.839
<v Speaker 3>You weren't all I thought I was sick.

663
00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:12.119
<v Speaker 2>Like two hours of farts stored under the blanket. She'll

664
00:31:12.200 --> 00:31:14.839
<v Speaker 2>just straight up dutch ovening her lower body.

665
00:31:15.119 --> 00:31:15.759
<v Speaker 3>If I'm in.

666
00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:19.839
<v Speaker 4>My house alone, I am free to fart. Everyone watching farts.

667
00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:21.680
<v Speaker 2>When they're alone, if I'm not saving it up into

668
00:31:21.680 --> 00:31:22.119
<v Speaker 2>the blanket.

669
00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:24.240
<v Speaker 3>It's actually my favorite to crop dust.

670
00:31:24.599 --> 00:31:26.279
<v Speaker 2>Would you that's amazing? Would you?

671
00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:27.759
<v Speaker 1>So?

672
00:31:27.839 --> 00:31:29.440
<v Speaker 2>There was one girl that we had on plug Talk.

673
00:31:29.480 --> 00:31:31.279
<v Speaker 2>It was a fun game for everybody at home. We

674
00:31:31.359 --> 00:31:33.880
<v Speaker 2>had this girl on plug talk, and she went on

675
00:31:33.920 --> 00:31:38.640
<v Speaker 2>to do like a bunch of shit porn after that

676
00:31:38.960 --> 00:31:41.440
<v Speaker 2>line kind of fox up your image.

677
00:31:41.480 --> 00:31:45.079
<v Speaker 1>I think it's also really gross and unsanitary.

678
00:31:45.359 --> 00:31:50.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm good. I'm like, when it's my own, maybe my mom's,

679
00:31:51.119 --> 00:31:51.599
<v Speaker 3>it's good.

680
00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:54.279
<v Speaker 2>She also got like semi canceled for tweeting about how

681
00:31:54.319 --> 00:31:55.279
<v Speaker 2>she wanted the fuck a dog.

682
00:31:55.960 --> 00:31:58.039
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no, yeah.

683
00:31:58.680 --> 00:32:00.799
<v Speaker 2>I seem like a lot of other like porn starts

684
00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:02.839
<v Speaker 2>talking ship to her for saying such.

685
00:32:02.640 --> 00:32:05.119
<v Speaker 3>A thing, which's valid.

686
00:32:05.279 --> 00:32:09.720
<v Speaker 2>I think I actually unfollowed her for that. I think, yeah,

687
00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:14.759
<v Speaker 2>what is said block shut out to her? It is this?

688
00:32:14.759 --> 00:32:16.400
<v Speaker 2>This is a certain ship. I'm just not trying to

689
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:21.839
<v Speaker 2>see on the timeline. Yeah, no, Don, who's the other

690
00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:24.680
<v Speaker 2>gypsy Rose? It was like a famous the one who

691
00:32:24.720 --> 00:32:26.240
<v Speaker 2>got that bit.

692
00:32:26.319 --> 00:32:30.359
<v Speaker 3>She's a sub cock blocking sh she comes up first

693
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:30.839
<v Speaker 3>before me.

694
00:32:31.039 --> 00:32:31.599
<v Speaker 2>Who is it?

695
00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:33.920
<v Speaker 6>She's the one who just gotta have jail. Really recently,

696
00:32:33.960 --> 00:32:36.000
<v Speaker 6>she killed her mom. She was had munch house and syndrome.

697
00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:36.799
<v Speaker 6>Her mom had her on.

698
00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:39.960
<v Speaker 7>Her mom was using her to like scam and get

699
00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:43.079
<v Speaker 7>into Disneyland and get all these charities. And then she

700
00:32:43.119 --> 00:32:45.400
<v Speaker 7>met some guy on Facebook and they plotted to kill

701
00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:46.599
<v Speaker 7>her mom and they did.

702
00:32:46.759 --> 00:32:48.119
<v Speaker 2>How many years did she do I don't know.

703
00:32:48.079 --> 00:32:49.559
<v Speaker 4>How many years she did, but she got out, she

704
00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:51.400
<v Speaker 4>got married, she had kids.

705
00:32:51.240 --> 00:32:53.359
<v Speaker 3>Whole family. It's crazy.

706
00:32:53.559 --> 00:32:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, like I thought that we

707
00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:58.480
<v Speaker 2>were shooting with her. At some point. I thought like,

708
00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:00.920
<v Speaker 2>I'll that check those porn Wow, that's crazy, that.

709
00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:02.079
<v Speaker 3>Would be crazy.

710
00:33:02.440 --> 00:33:03.119
<v Speaker 1>Little do you know?

711
00:33:03.240 --> 00:33:04.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm a killer.

712
00:33:05.480 --> 00:33:07.519
<v Speaker 4>And I've already met two killers in my life and

713
00:33:07.799 --> 00:33:08.680
<v Speaker 4>be anymore.

714
00:33:08.400 --> 00:33:08.880
<v Speaker 2>The other ones.

715
00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:10.319
<v Speaker 3>That's why it shows the name.

716
00:33:11.839 --> 00:33:13.359
<v Speaker 4>Do you know about her? When you chose her name?

717
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:13.759
<v Speaker 4>Your name?

718
00:33:13.920 --> 00:33:17.240
<v Speaker 3>No? So everyone's like, where'd you chose your name from.

719
00:33:17.279 --> 00:33:20.279
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, well, dumb, a killer, how to just blend in.

720
00:33:21.119 --> 00:33:23.839
<v Speaker 3>But there's a stripper movie called or She had the

721
00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:26.799
<v Speaker 3>name Gypsy Rose, and so I really liked it. I

722
00:33:26.839 --> 00:33:28.640
<v Speaker 3>was like, that's cool. I've never heard of that. I'm

723
00:33:28.680 --> 00:33:31.680
<v Speaker 3>gonna save that use that one day. Once upon a time.

724
00:33:31.720 --> 00:33:35.240
<v Speaker 3>I did strip, But stripping out here is the worst

725
00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:40.720
<v Speaker 3>I actually danced in oc straight awful. But they're like,

726
00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:43.920
<v Speaker 3>you can't use the name Gypsy it's derogatory. You know

727
00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:47.440
<v Speaker 3>you're gonna offend the gypsies. And I was like, don't

728
00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:48.720
<v Speaker 3>give a fuck, there's.

729
00:33:48.519 --> 00:33:51.000
<v Speaker 2>No gypsies out here bro that too.

730
00:33:50.880 --> 00:33:52.680
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, lo, do you know I am a gypsy.

731
00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:55.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm never home the UK they have like actual like

732
00:33:55.480 --> 00:33:56.920
<v Speaker 2>gypsies like everywhere.

733
00:33:57.599 --> 00:34:01.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I feel like they wouldn't really get offended.

734
00:34:01.519 --> 00:34:02.039
<v Speaker 2>Just a word.

735
00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:02.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

736
00:34:03.440 --> 00:34:06.759
<v Speaker 2>So it's like telling John Black that your last name

737
00:34:06.839 --> 00:34:09.199
<v Speaker 2>is offensive, like there's black people out here. It's like, okay,

738
00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:11.039
<v Speaker 2>well it's it's still my name.

739
00:34:11.760 --> 00:34:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Not making any comments because it's not.

740
00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:16.679
<v Speaker 6>And I don't want to be into this combo, but

741
00:34:17.159 --> 00:34:18.639
<v Speaker 6>you keep going John Brown.

742
00:34:19.920 --> 00:34:20.519
<v Speaker 3>You lost me.

743
00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:23.519
<v Speaker 2>I mean there's brown people out there, so oh that

744
00:34:23.559 --> 00:34:24.960
<v Speaker 2>could still be a last name.

745
00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:29.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, yeah, I didn't even think Twice. I'm like,

746
00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:31.400
<v Speaker 3>oh my god, you're making fun of people.

747
00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:35.559
<v Speaker 2>Probably better examples I could have thought of, but yeah, okay,

748
00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:37.920
<v Speaker 2>any any last words.

749
00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:40.880
<v Speaker 6>Please do short on me during this, and please don't

750
00:34:40.920 --> 00:34:42.519
<v Speaker 6>spit your vomit into my mouth.

751
00:34:42.639 --> 00:34:45.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, please poop before the scene. We don't want to

752
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:46.639
<v Speaker 2>have any disasters in there.

753
00:34:46.679 --> 00:34:49.639
<v Speaker 3>Please don't have any savica, try to keep that off camera.

754
00:34:50.039 --> 00:34:51.119
<v Speaker 3>So I think we're all good.

755
00:34:51.239 --> 00:34:52.159
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're square.

756
00:34:53.000 --> 00:34:57.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe just might just super soake a little.

757
00:34:57.719 --> 00:35:00.079
<v Speaker 2>That's cool. I need a warning if I was what

758
00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:02.400
<v Speaker 2>a different type of porn star dude. I would be like,

759
00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:05.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna like hang out with her later and get

760
00:35:05.119 --> 00:35:07.679
<v Speaker 2>it put in front of me and I'll pee on her.

761
00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:09.280
<v Speaker 2>That's what some of these dudes be doing.

762
00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:14.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry that I made this about shit, shit and

763
00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:17.760
<v Speaker 2>Vomit, But if you want to see as have sexual

764
00:35:17.760 --> 00:35:21.880
<v Speaker 2>with a girl who's really kind of out there, plug

765
00:35:21.920 --> 00:35:24.559
<v Speaker 2>talk dot com, let's go.
