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Speaker 2: welcome to another episode of plug Talk. My name is
Speaker 2: Adam twenty two. I'm joined by my beautiful wife, Elena
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Speaker 3: So excited to be here.
Speaker 2: We're excited to have you here.
Speaker 3: I was actually supposed to be in Canada right now.
Speaker 3: So everything happens for a reason because they denied me entry.
Speaker 4: What why did they deny you entry?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're starting strong.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's go. We hate Canada, we do.
Speaker 1: I hate him now.
Speaker 3: It's actually a funny story. I had no idea. I've
Speaker 3: been out of the country like four times, but like
Speaker 3: was it two? My ex boyfriend got me.
Speaker 2: Rested in America.
Speaker 3: Yeah for what? I took it back to his car.
Speaker 1: Was the this?
Speaker 3: No, that would be so good if.
Speaker 2: There was deserve it.
Speaker 3: He cheated on me a handful of times, but it
Speaker 3: was like toxic. You know what?
Speaker 5: Cord nothing nothing crazy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, vandalism and DVDV Well, I wish. But he's like
Speaker 3: a six five dude tall, and you know, when I
Speaker 3: confronted him, he light to my face and I saw
Speaker 3: red and I kind of like blew up, and he
Speaker 3: pitted me down and had shoes on, and so instinct
Speaker 3: kicked him in the mouth to take him off me.
Speaker 3: And so then he cried to the cop, and since
Speaker 3: I took a back to the car, they didn't care.
Speaker 3: They said get her.
Speaker 2: Did he actually follow through with these charges or did
Speaker 2: he give it up at some point? Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, he let his daddy and mommy breast charges pretty much.
Speaker 3: They're the ones who called the cops, and then he
Speaker 3: then followed through with it.
Speaker 2: And so how much trouble did you get in? What
Speaker 2: do you have to do?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I had to do probation and community service. Had a
Speaker 3: really good lawyer, so we got the felonies dropped to
Speaker 3: mis demeanors.
Speaker 4: Well you still can't go to Canada because no.
Speaker 3: Because they saw that. Yeah, they're like, oh, what is
Speaker 3: this on your record? And I was like, oh, it's nothing,
Speaker 3: you know, it's all settled and done. And they're like, well,
Speaker 3: do you have any documentations to prove that it's like
Speaker 3: settled and stuff? And I was like, no, that was
Speaker 3: so long ago. I didn't even know that that was
Speaker 3: a thing out. So they didn't let me in because
Speaker 3: things in your past can still haunt you in the future.
Speaker 4: So you flew there and then you couldn't get through.
Speaker 3: No. They literally were like, hey, we're gonna put you
Speaker 3: on a flight and send you back home.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: So I got to go into Canada for three hours
Speaker 3: because by the time Immigration let me go and was
Speaker 3: done hassling me, it was like two am, and they're like, hey,
Speaker 3: be back here at five point thirty so you can
Speaker 3: go home. And then they booked me a flight to Atlanta.
Speaker 2: Wait.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not even from Atlanta. They're like, our
Speaker 3: only obligation is to get you back to the US.
Speaker 4: Wait, and they pay for it or what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then I had to pay for my flight
Speaker 3: from Atlanta home.
Speaker 1: That's wild. I did not.
Speaker 4: Realize to just send you anywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I've heard about a lot of people getting turned away
Speaker 2: from Canada for like duys or gun charges stuff like that,
Speaker 2: but I didn't know that a simple domestic violence would
Speaker 2: be enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Apparently they don't like that either.
Speaker 2: And I really feel also like if you're the girl
Speaker 2: I'm in. Right, standard should be higher. You have to
Speaker 2: do something really fucked up ship.
Speaker 3: Apparently I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so sorry you had to go through that.
Speaker 3: No, it's okay. It was it was a fun twenty
Speaker 3: four hour adventure to Canada.
Speaker 2: What were you supposed to be doing in Canada?
Speaker 3: I was going to go there to shoot scenes.
Speaker 4: Okay, there's a lot of shooting happening there.
Speaker 3: I guess there's a company. I didn't know either. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, cool, I'll try it. Yeah. I
Speaker 3: missed my flight there too, so then I had to
Speaker 3: buy my own flight.
Speaker 2: I mean, Canada's got to have porn companies that can
Speaker 2: shoot all the Canadians who have also been found guilty
Speaker 2: of domestic violence to America assume.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, yeah, just not this one, okay.
Speaker 2: This So where are you from? Originally California?
Speaker 3: I was born in Victorville.
Speaker 1: My gosh, we've been there.
Speaker 2: We did. We went to a right we went to
Speaker 2: a music festival, weed festival, a festival there was. I
Speaker 2: was a weed judge at the weed festival and it
Speaker 2: was raining. Oh it was terrible. We went it was
Speaker 2: I didn't want to be there. I didn't really. I
Speaker 2: didn't judge any weed ever at any point.
Speaker 3: During you know, people judge weed.
Speaker 2: We went back to the hotel, we took sc we
Speaker 2: had sex for a really, really long time. It was
Speaker 2: New Year's She has horror stories about, like, you know,
Speaker 2: it kind of being weird at a certain point, but
Speaker 2: we don't have to get into all that.
Speaker 1: It's not very fond memory.
Speaker 2: She loves to bring this up, but you.
Speaker 1: Brought it up.
Speaker 2: We don't need to hear about the fact that you
Speaker 2: got dry mouth from giving me head for three hours
Speaker 2: and then we know.
Speaker 4: We woke up and we're just like, what is this place?
Speaker 1: And we left on Yeah, what is Victorville? No offense
Speaker 1: to Victorville.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I was out of there real quick. My mom actually
Speaker 3: almost gave me away too. I'm adot, the youngest of three,
Speaker 3: so four total.
Speaker 2: She almost gave you a way to who.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't come from like the best background, and
Speaker 3: so I guess the neighbor was like watching me a lot,
Speaker 3: and the mom started getting attached and the husband was
Speaker 3: a cop, and he's like, you need to ask if
Speaker 3: either you can adopt her or you have to stop
Speaker 3: babysitting this kid, because you're getting attached. And my mom
Speaker 3: was like, oh, well, I didn't really want a fourth child,
Speaker 3: and she like contemplated, but my sisters were like, no, not.
Speaker 1: Give her a puppy. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you remember this, lady or were you too young
Speaker 4: to remember?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I don't remember it. I don't remember Victiville
Speaker 3: at all. Actually I left there fairly young.
Speaker 2: Victorville is one of those places that like la dudes
Speaker 2: will joke about, like somebody like if their life goes poorly,
Speaker 2: then they're gonna have to move to Victorville or Palmdale
Speaker 2: or something like that. I feel like it's cheap, yeah,
Speaker 2: cheaper less culture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom's sister still lives out there. Okay, they
Speaker 3: don't talk, so I don't know her.
Speaker 2: You don't have a relationship with your mom anymore either,
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Me and my mom were pretty tight, but it
Speaker 3: was a rough upbringing.
Speaker 4: Do you begrow true for almost giving you away?
Speaker 3: Now, it would have been cool wed a CoP's daughter.
Speaker 3: I would have got away with everything. And they only
Speaker 3: had two boys, so I'd have been the queen of
Speaker 3: the family.
Speaker 2: Whatever like that. Okay, So how'd you or what did
Speaker 2: you do? After graduate high or after high.
Speaker 3: School, I actually nannied and nannied full time. I worked
Speaker 3: at two restaurants, and then I did a lot of modeling,
Speaker 3: and I hated having clothes. I was like, put me
Speaker 3: in a bikini, put me a lingerie ship, take it off.
Speaker 3: But then where was I supposed to have an outlet
Speaker 3: for it? And then OnlyFans was like oh up and coming.
Speaker 3: I was like, sick, I can sell my erotic photos
Speaker 3: on OnlyFans. And then everybody was like I want to
Speaker 3: see you get fucked. And so then I started, Yeah,
Speaker 3: me and my ex away from actually film all the time.
Speaker 3: So I was like, hey, so you want to like
Speaker 3: put them on.
Speaker 2: On the fans and he was down.
Speaker 3: Yeah for a little bit. That's where things kind of
Speaker 3: started going sideways because I was like, don't look at
Speaker 3: the messages. Obviously I'm talking to these guys. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get their money. Get you got jealous? Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was like it was this one this one mass
Speaker 3: message message I sent out like I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: who would let me seck their dick or something? And
Speaker 3: he like flipped out and then I went downhill after that.
Speaker 3: He was too insecure that's insecure for autut.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like that too. That was cool. She reminds
Speaker 2: me of like a girl that you would have met,
Speaker 2: like hanging out at a bar in the nineties.
Speaker 1: Were you doing that a lot of that in the nineties.
Speaker 2: Just like what I said on TV Okay definitely never
Speaker 2: went to a bar in the nineties. I was too young.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wasn't even well technically nine.
Speaker 1: I just made it.
Speaker 3: This the talent, So then.
Speaker 2: You just start going hard with the only fans side
Speaker 2: of things. What year was this when you started to
Speaker 2: get into it.
Speaker 3: I think twenty twenty COVID definitely twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: Maybe we need a new plague.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I mean every single girl we interview talks about how
Speaker 2: they got into only fans during COVID. So if we
Speaker 2: get another COVID, we'll have another couple of years with
Speaker 2: the girls.
Speaker 1: There won't be anyone to buy porn because I'm making it.
Speaker 2: That's a good point.
Speaker 3: I mean I would have kept nanny, but I would
Speaker 3: have had to like get a famous person for to
Speaker 3: really make the money that I wanted.
Speaker 2: That's the logic within the nanny community.
Speaker 3: I mean some of those bitches get paid fat and
Speaker 3: they gonna go on vacation for free. Yeah, you can't
Speaker 3: take care of little baby. You know, you got to travel.
Speaker 3: I actually loved it. It was best birth control ever
Speaker 3: we haven't.
Speaker 2: We had a nanny who basically chows up and got
Speaker 2: like a famous person that they were going to be
Speaker 2: a nanny for, and we just couldn't compete.
Speaker 3: I mean shit, if I was your guys Is nanny,
Speaker 3: I would already be winning.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm really not trying to have a hot nanny. I'm
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to have a hot nanny either. No.
Speaker 3: I didn't wear makeup, and I always wore like a
Speaker 3: baggy T shirt and like I could tell, yeah.
Speaker 2: Her, I could tell you could.
Speaker 3: See through the shirt. Yeah. It was. It was a
Speaker 3: never ending battle. Even like growing up, I would wear
Speaker 3: like a tight dress like anybody else when I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my gosh, why are you dressing? So we're scan
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I'm sorry, you blessed me with some
Speaker 3: ass and thighs.
Speaker 1: What do you want?
Speaker 3: Every everything I wore, she was always like hating on it.
Speaker 3: I was like, I just can't win. And then finally
Speaker 3: I just gave up. I'm like, cool, well I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna dress like a whole huh.
Speaker 2: But that this was after the nanny era. You decided
Speaker 2: to go full horrible.
Speaker 3: You know, off the clock. Yeah, wear baggy T shirts
Speaker 3: and leggings were put put in the drawer.
Speaker 2: Where does a girl like you find dick?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 2: Like, where have you like found most of the dicks
Speaker 2: that you've been involved with throughout your life?
Speaker 4: Wird way to word it?
Speaker 1: Where did you meet your ex boyfriends?
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll just go straight for the jugular.
Speaker 3: You and your dated OFX. I was a pretty loyal
Speaker 3: girlfriend and yeah I dated him five years, like pretty
Speaker 3: much right out of high school. So honestly, I'm started
Speaker 3: being a started being a hoe once I got into poorn.
Speaker 2: Like you never really slutted it up until you got
Speaker 2: in the.
Speaker 3: Industry, not really. I really hated drinking, so I went
Speaker 3: to the bars very briefly. I did suck a bartenders
Speaker 3: dick in the back for free shots, and then I
Speaker 3: ended up getting fucking trick. So I was like, I'm good,
Speaker 3: you got.
Speaker 2: Tricked, Like you never got the shots trick.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's like it's an STD. I don't
Speaker 3: know that it's like trick and pneumonia or something like that.
Speaker 2: Long you got STD from the filthy bartender's dick, Yeah
Speaker 2: that sucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then I was like, was he hot?
Speaker 4: No, damn else.
Speaker 2: That's allly changed. I'm picturing like a hot bartender. If
Speaker 2: he was like fat, you're gross.
Speaker 3: I mean, he was like not bad, but he wasn't
Speaker 3: like like a tattooed tall zaddy. It was just I
Speaker 3: don't want to talk about no more.
Speaker 2: I remember back in the day when I had when
Speaker 2: I was like in Brooklyn, I found out that some
Speaker 2: of the girls that like I would hang out with
Speaker 2: were like sucking dick for for tattoos from like the
Speaker 2: tattoo artist guys.
Speaker 3: And I wish I was clever. You would look at
Speaker 3: me and be like, yeah, her phone's constantly busy. But
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's dry as fuck over here. If anybody.
Speaker 2: I'm taking, don't put yourself out there more. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: post a selfie and you're right single.
Speaker 4: It's the location.
Speaker 2: The first I see doing it that works, like.
Speaker 4: Girls don't do like in town tap in posts.
Speaker 2: If I see that, I'm thinking you're you're howling for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, there's anything wrong with that, But I uh, if
Speaker 2: a guy, so you never hit up a guy because
Speaker 2: he posted single.
Speaker 3: No. I mean I've definitely slid into like DMS. It
Speaker 3: kind of sucked. I wanted to like fuck all the
Speaker 3: football players, but I dated a football player and then
Speaker 3: he like xed them out because they're family, and I
Speaker 3: was like, cool, you're not family.
Speaker 2: You just play a sport with them.
Speaker 4: I know they're a team, they're a unit.
Speaker 3: So apparently they can't let me homi hob. That was
Speaker 3: fucked up, but it's okay. I fucked like the other
Speaker 3: school football teams. I just couldn't fuck within mine.
Speaker 2: And if you use them up, you go to some
Speaker 2: other sport lacrosse boom in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would love to know.
Speaker 2: You would be like, as a woman, scandalous picture of
Speaker 2: the worst fucking escort you ever met in your wife.
Speaker 3: I would just be on it, give it out for cheat.
Speaker 2: I'd be Selena Powell but worse.
Speaker 1: Oh god, hi Selena. Hi.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you get into shooting with other people and
Speaker 2: has it just been like a revelation of like, oh,
Speaker 2: there's professional level of penises out there.
Speaker 3: It's been nice and they're clean squeaky clean, small.
Speaker 2: Less STDs shots, no trick. You don't mean alcohol here,
Speaker 2: but we got some uncrustables.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, I don't like jelly.
Speaker 2: We got the ones to do we know, but making
Speaker 2: stuff up because I'm just I'm just saying, what shall
Speaker 2: go with this?
Speaker 3: I actually have like a texture thing. So it took
Speaker 3: me a long time to even be able to swallow.
Speaker 2: Come.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that's but.
Speaker 3: And now I'm like, I don't even make a face.
Speaker 3: I'm a pro. You would never know.
Speaker 2: So she's really gone in the opposite direction. She was
Speaker 2: like commaholic when I met her, and now she's a
Speaker 2: little comphobic.
Speaker 3: Only a little bit too much. Can really when you
Speaker 3: eat something too much, I can't have it anymore.
Speaker 2: I think you've earned yourself a load today. Thank you.
Speaker 2: I apologize.
Speaker 3: No, give it to her. I want you to give
Speaker 3: it to I'll.
Speaker 2: Give it to her, and then she'll give it to you.
Speaker 4: I think she should have the beginning of it.
Speaker 3: I can just clean it off of her wherever you
Speaker 3: put it.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I am teeming right now like it's if I
Speaker 2: had like a level of how much is inside my body?
Speaker 2: I feel like it's like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she loves it.
Speaker 2: She lost.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I actually have a crazy throw up story.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 3: It was my first blow job scene. I was like,
Speaker 3: oh cool, what's going to be breeze.
Speaker 2: Like ANF scene or mainstream scene.
Speaker 3: Mainstream scene, but yeah, I've never done a BJ scene before,
Speaker 3: and so I'm just like, you know, it's like lower rate.
Speaker 3: I'm like this, just chill and whatever. I just got
Speaker 3: to use my mouth. I've never been throat fucked. That
Speaker 3: was crazy and then upside down, but it was a
Speaker 3: it was a boy girl girl blow job, and I
Speaker 3: didn't know that there was what is the word? I'm
Speaker 3: looking for ways to prepare for, Like you know, you
Speaker 3: don't eat, I guess before because if you throw up
Speaker 3: then it's clear no cevice. And so I'm down. She's
Speaker 3: above me, she's getting throat fucked, and she throws up
Speaker 3: all me, but it's all clear like pedio light and stuff,
Speaker 3: and we just keep going and then like the rest
Speaker 3: of the I guess it's like a kink like prop.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I am honestly props her because I could not. I
Speaker 3: would be like.
Speaker 4: Not she peked on you and you didn't care?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean for the scene. We had a martini
Speaker 3: glass and we're both honestly though, girl, you're a champ.
Speaker 3: She like, I'm no hate on you. I just wasn't
Speaker 3: prepared to give a bit of warning. And then I'm gay.
Speaker 3: But yeah, and so like she's choking on it. She like,
Speaker 3: you know when it's like super slowberry spit, but it
Speaker 3: was like throw up too, so you couldn't really tell
Speaker 3: because it was like spitty and clear. She was drinking
Speaker 3: clear patio and I'm over here like I had a
Speaker 3: peumbird sandwich toast this morning, like you know, we're good,
Speaker 3: let's do it. And anyway, so then she spits throws
Speaker 3: up where and the guy's holding the glass and then
Speaker 3: he's like and then she just digging my else.
Speaker 6: I must exit the room like this conversation. It's just
Speaker 6: I am sweating.
Speaker 3: If you've had a more traumatizing blowjob scene, let me know.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, though, I feel like, if you're going
Speaker 2: to do a blowjob scene, you gotta go above.
Speaker 3: And beyond exactly. Yeah, but like, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 3: did one with Linda not too long ago, and there
Speaker 3: was no throw up. And let me just say we
Speaker 3: were wrecked, like spit and he's see that is fun
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 4: I think that's fun. But I prefer just be my.
Speaker 1: Own spit in my own saliva.
Speaker 6: I'm not really interested in having someone else's puke saliva
Speaker 6: poured into my fucking mouth.
Speaker 3: What is I want to.
Speaker 2: Wreck your face durings like for them?
Speaker 1: You want to do it for yourself.
Speaker 2: The way that we would do it on a Monday
Speaker 2: night at home is different, but like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I just want to like your face.
Speaker 5: Yeah you can't, you can't, Okay, But if your agent
Speaker 5: calls you and he's like, you have a blowjob scene tomorrow,
Speaker 5: do you just wish it was also vaginal?
Speaker 3: Well, now that I know what a blowjob scene is,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'd.
Speaker 1: Rather just do a boy girl just fuck me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I feel like, yeah, a blowjob seems way
Speaker 3: more intense than your drawers after Yeah, just getting facebucked
Speaker 3: for thirty forty five minutes is real intense and real
Speaker 3: face no Victor Phill.
Speaker 2: One time I shot like a boy boy girl blowjob
Speaker 2: scene here and the girl got upside down and we're
Speaker 2: fucking her throat upside down, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's awesome. I never did that before, and then like
Speaker 2: the next time we shot, I did it to her
Speaker 2: and she was mad at me. I.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, your borderline waterboarding yourself. Like you're like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: let me try to make it go to the side,
Speaker 3: but it just goes up your nostrils and you're like,
Speaker 3: she's a pro. That's why.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she got mad at me a little bit.
Speaker 4: I don't think I'm not as fun anymore.
Speaker 1: So he's just mad.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 3: I think she's still fun.
Speaker 2: Slow it down a little bit.
Speaker 3: We're here, she's fun.
Speaker 2: We're on the blue couch. Used to be an orange couch.
Speaker 3: Blue couch.
Speaker 2: So what are you into sexually now that you've been
Speaker 2: through all these revelatory experiences.
Speaker 3: Drinking saliva only on the weekends. I like doing that.
Speaker 3: If it's Linda Land's saliva juices.
Speaker 2: Drink them all day, Linda Lank and shower man.
Speaker 1: Spit, she can get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I like to shower her in my squirt. I
Speaker 3: like doing that. That's my favorite party trick. Is it
Speaker 3: really super soca?
Speaker 2: Just blasting squirt all over a person?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Nice? But pleasure wise, you're you're with a guy you
Speaker 2: really like, you spend the night together. What do you,
Speaker 2: what are you doing That's gonna really get your rocks off.
Speaker 3: Honestly, net kisses are really underrated. Okay, I'm like, if
Speaker 3: you just like maybe hold the marks, but like, you know,
Speaker 3: like it, kiss it for like a good ten to
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes because I was just like, it's like and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I was just getting into it. Your girl guarded. Yeah, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 3: once upon time I really really did like Hickeys, but
Speaker 3: that wasn't such a good look.
Speaker 1: You like Tickeys? Yeah, I don't like anything.
Speaker 3: Like the filling of it. But then afterwards you're.
Speaker 2: Like, literally, do you ever have like a like a
Speaker 2: Hickey getting in trouble story?
Speaker 3: No, because I had makeup, so not really, but I
Speaker 3: did for for prom. I don't even know how it
Speaker 3: happened on there.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, does didn't look sexy like sounds sexy the.
Speaker 3: Prom pictures are. I was like, can you just let
Speaker 3: that out? He didn't didn't edit it out.
Speaker 2: I broke a girl's heart when I was like nineteen
Speaker 2: because I had a higgy. It really fucked up the
Speaker 2: thing I had going on at the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably not good.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know. I didn't even remember that some
Speaker 2: girl was sucking on my neck that night before.
Speaker 3: You don't look in the mirror before you walk out.
Speaker 1: Of the house.
Speaker 2: I was living in a dorm, so like you're kind
Speaker 2: of like rushing in and out of the bathroom because
Speaker 2: it's like a big shared communal hallway bathroom.
Speaker 1: Broke her heart.
Speaker 2: I didn't spent a lot of time checking myself in
Speaker 2: front of the mirror.
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, yeah, if you know you're already like
Speaker 3: getting the chicks, why do anything extra.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to offend the one thought I was
Speaker 2: serious about, you know.
Speaker 1: The one that you were serious about. Saw it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, did you break up with you?
Speaker 2: No? But I would say that it irreparably harmed our relationship.
Speaker 2: It was kind of it wasn't really the same after that.
Speaker 3: Every fight.
Speaker 5: You know, you remember when I got that heckay, the
Speaker 5: Hicky's crazy?
Speaker 2: It was her birthday.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, young and dumb, full of gum.
Speaker 4: I'm like mad for.
Speaker 1: Her right now.
Speaker 2: I was not as full of come as I am
Speaker 2: right now. I have way more come inside me right now.
Speaker 4: Why say that up to.
Speaker 2: The top to the brim to the brim.
Speaker 3: That's funny, So I have a fun question. Sure, actually
Speaker 3: wanted to start a podcast just to have this segment,
Speaker 3: but I'm gonna do it here.
Speaker 2: Give us a sneak peak.
Speaker 3: Sure, you can't stop a short what's your worst shirt story?
Speaker 2: Well, I'll live it's a queen shart over.
Speaker 3: Here, like ninety of people do it. It's not going
Speaker 3: to be ashamed about. But it's funny as fuck. One
Speaker 3: night in my kitchen, we're making tacos and somehow it
Speaker 3: came up, well because sorry, Linda, we made our barruc
Speaker 3: my parking structure. And she's wearing like a sun dress
Speaker 3: and no panties and she's like and I looked down.
Speaker 3: I was like, Linda, and so then I won't I
Speaker 3: won't prawn on it. But so then we're like having
Speaker 3: taco night and then it comes up and yeah, and
Speaker 3: so we're like, what's your worst short story? And then
Speaker 3: one friend was like, I've never even sharten, So you
Speaker 3: go down this whole tangent of like it's your worst
Speaker 3: short story.
Speaker 2: I don't pure.
Speaker 6: I'm thinking so many things I've shortened for sure in
Speaker 6: my life. But I'm just like starting a podcast to
Speaker 6: make this segment.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's kind of funny.
Speaker 6: It is very funny to the people who shart it.
Speaker 6: But I'm wondering how many people want to hear the
Speaker 6: short stories.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a good one. I want to hear.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 3: You can't stop a short when it's happening. It's already happy,
Speaker 3: like you just I.
Speaker 2: Feel like every time I ever sharted, I was going
Speaker 2: to push a fart out and I just didn't realize that.
Speaker 1: It was gonna be the quiest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was right there first.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: The other day, I was sitting in my chair on
Speaker 7: my iPad and I thought I had to part, so
Speaker 7: I heard it, but it wasn't a part, and I
Speaker 7: happened my cleanly.
Speaker 4: He walked in and.
Speaker 6: She started putting all of the clothes back together in
Speaker 6: my closet, and.
Speaker 2: I'm holding it.
Speaker 6: I'm waiting for her to be finished, because I'm just
Speaker 6: sitting in the chair in my own shor.
Speaker 4: I just finished getting dress, I just showered, done the
Speaker 4: whole thing.
Speaker 3: Gottress.
Speaker 4: I'm like, weedy, like.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Why rush to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: It was too close. She was right next to me.
Speaker 6: I was sitting in that blue chair right next to
Speaker 6: the closet.
Speaker 3: So then one.
Speaker 4: Finally, when she left, I fucking run. I throw my
Speaker 4: clothes away. Thank god I was wearing shean clean, clean
Speaker 4: the seat.
Speaker 6: But I saw Ralphie snipping the chair.
Speaker 2: Good dog, good dog, she knows.
Speaker 4: And he doesn't even have a good nose for new
Speaker 4: That is so funny. It was when I was taking
Speaker 4: too much creatine. Don't take too much.
Speaker 2: Creating guys, too much creating theories. I had to get
Speaker 2: on a med and I don't what's your short story?
Speaker 3: I want to hear yours.
Speaker 2: I said, I don't know if I really have one.
Speaker 1: You have to.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I have one that's like worse
Speaker 2: than just like, okay, that.
Speaker 3: Happened things on it. I was in New York. It
Speaker 3: was Hotsbuck and I'm like, cool, let's go shopping. I'm
Speaker 3: wearing white shorts, and I like, just take one step
Speaker 3: too hard and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1: You didn't even try far.
Speaker 3: It's just you were just walking and it came out
Speaker 3: and like the fart it was. It was a wet
Speaker 3: one and the white shorts and so you know, like
Speaker 3: the windows where it's kind of like reflective. So I'm
Speaker 3: like trying to like in Times Square, there's like thousands
Speaker 3: of people everywhere trying to like nonchalantly. I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 3: it's see through. I think there was like a Burger
Speaker 3: King or Carls Junior. I can't remember. I went in there,
Speaker 3: took my shorts off, Brent something. The bathroom held him
Speaker 3: longer than tryer.
Speaker 2: Did they make you buy something?
Speaker 3: No, you got. Somebody walking out was like please please.
Speaker 2: There's no worse place to have to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: The New York City. Yeah, they're just not accommodating with
Speaker 2: the bathrooms at all.
Speaker 3: Oh way too, you go to any gas station, you're like, sorry,
Speaker 3: no public restroom. I'm like, you don't understand.
Speaker 2: But if you go to like BUCkies in Texas, it's
Speaker 2: like they don't give a fuck if you're buying anything,
Speaker 2: use the bathroom. We've got eighty we got eighty stalls
Speaker 2: in here, Like.
Speaker 3: Fine, everyone has to use the restroom, Like why hold off?
Speaker 3: When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Speaker 2: And you want to know the trick too, It's like
Speaker 2: when you see smaller restaurants, like you see a subway
Speaker 2: and I was like six chairs in it. It's like
Speaker 2: if you only have a certain number of seats, then
Speaker 2: they don't have to offer a bathroom. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That is crazy. I have a really like an even
Speaker 3: funnier one. But it wasn't me who sharded. And this
Speaker 3: is like a borderline shirt? What's that? The mall with
Speaker 3: my mom and my mom just like to wear underwear
Speaker 3: and we're in Hollister, I think.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 3: She farts like a little pebble. Oh my god, that
Speaker 3: is insane, mom, And she keeps walking and I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god. The guys the security camp, they're gonna
Speaker 3: have a field day. And so what do I do,
Speaker 3: Because I'm like, did you pick it up? We imagine
Speaker 3: working retail and you just I mean, I guess you
Speaker 3: would think a dog and you just see a little
Speaker 3: like pebble poop And I'm like, Mom, leave, go walk
Speaker 3: out exit, We're done, And I have like a receipt,
Speaker 3: and so I pick up her ship like a dog
Speaker 3: and throw it away.
Speaker 2: It's just so much worse too, because it's Hollister. It's
Speaker 2: like a like a hip like kids clothing line.
Speaker 3: I was just like, I think it's time for you
Speaker 3: to wear underwear. That is crazy.
Speaker 1: That was nuts.
Speaker 2: I don't really okay, I can't think of a good
Speaker 2: short story, but when I was younger.
Speaker 8: He stopped drinking off a long time, not all of them.
Speaker 2: I was probably twenty five and I had my friend
Speaker 2: and he's sleeping on my couch. Is back in the
Speaker 2: BMX days. He's early twenties too, and we're just always
Speaker 2: fucking with each other, and I like, I ran over
Speaker 2: and kind of pulled my pants down and just parted
Speaker 2: it in his face. And his response was, oh, I
Speaker 2: felt the particles hit my face.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. That was a real strong one.
Speaker 2: And it was like one of those ones where I
Speaker 2: felt so hot coming out.
Speaker 4: Every day I get more and more discussed.
Speaker 6: Why you, even though this is your past, even though
Speaker 6: this is not even your friend self, I am disgusted
Speaker 6: by you.
Speaker 2: That's fair, that's fair. But that's what I was doing
Speaker 2: in my early twenties.
Speaker 3: I have the ick.
Speaker 4: Once you have the ick.
Speaker 2: Every time I see him, I feel bad, like you
Speaker 2: should feel that.
Speaker 6: You should in his face.
Speaker 3: I've never done that.
Speaker 2: I guess it never really occurred to me that like
Speaker 2: shit is dangerous, it is part of it.
Speaker 4: It kills people.
Speaker 2: If you do it close enough for someone's face, they're
Speaker 2: gonna feel something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I make him go to the restaurant in his
Speaker 6: own restaurant in house.
Speaker 2: How many times have I actually done that?
Speaker 4: Almost every morning?
Speaker 2: You do it? You go in your closet, fark closet.
Speaker 8: No, I'm sitting on my iPad on my chair, and
Speaker 8: I thought nobody, Like, we'll be watching TV and she'll
Speaker 8: like run into the bathroom or run into her closet,
Speaker 8: and it's cute.
Speaker 6: You don't want to fart near you, So I go
Speaker 6: wait and I do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Or like walk into the house after I've just
Speaker 2: done a seven hour podcast and I'm walking into the
Speaker 2: house and she'll just she's in bed. She'll just look
Speaker 2: at me, sugar, don't come over here.
Speaker 3: You weren't all I thought I was sick.
Speaker 2: Like two hours of farts stored under the blanket. She'll
Speaker 2: just straight up dutch ovening her lower body.
Speaker 3: If I'm in.
Speaker 4: My house alone, I am free to fart. Everyone watching farts.
Speaker 2: When they're alone, if I'm not saving it up into
Speaker 2: the blanket.
Speaker 3: It's actually my favorite to crop dust.
Speaker 2: Would you that's amazing? Would you?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: There was one girl that we had on plug Talk.
Speaker 2: It was a fun game for everybody at home. We
Speaker 2: had this girl on plug talk, and she went on
Speaker 2: to do like a bunch of shit porn after that
Speaker 2: line kind of fox up your image.
Speaker 1: I think it's also really gross and unsanitary.
Speaker 3: I'm good. I'm like, when it's my own, maybe my mom's,
Speaker 3: it's good.
Speaker 2: She also got like semi canceled for tweeting about how
Speaker 2: she wanted the fuck a dog.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, yeah.
Speaker 2: I seem like a lot of other like porn starts
Speaker 2: talking ship to her for saying such.
Speaker 3: A thing, which's valid.
Speaker 2: I think I actually unfollowed her for that. I think, yeah,
Speaker 2: what is said block shut out to her? It is this?
Speaker 2: This is a certain ship. I'm just not trying to
Speaker 2: see on the timeline. Yeah, no, Don, who's the other
Speaker 2: gypsy Rose? It was like a famous the one who
Speaker 2: got that bit.
Speaker 3: She's a sub cock blocking sh she comes up first
Speaker 3: before me.
Speaker 2: Who is it?
Speaker 6: She's the one who just gotta have jail. Really recently,
Speaker 6: she killed her mom. She was had munch house and syndrome.
Speaker 6: Her mom had her on.
Speaker 7: Her mom was using her to like scam and get
Speaker 7: into Disneyland and get all these charities. And then she
Speaker 7: met some guy on Facebook and they plotted to kill
Speaker 7: her mom and they did.
Speaker 2: How many years did she do I don't know.
Speaker 4: How many years she did, but she got out, she
Speaker 4: got married, she had kids.
Speaker 3: Whole family. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, like I thought that we
Speaker 2: were shooting with her. At some point. I thought like,
Speaker 2: I'll that check those porn Wow, that's crazy, that.
Speaker 3: Would be crazy.
Speaker 1: Little do you know?
Speaker 3: I'm a killer.
Speaker 4: And I've already met two killers in my life and
Speaker 4: be anymore.
Speaker 2: The other ones.
Speaker 3: That's why it shows the name.
Speaker 4: Do you know about her? When you chose her name?
Speaker 4: Your name?
Speaker 3: No? So everyone's like, where'd you chose your name from.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, dumb, a killer, how to just blend in.
Speaker 3: But there's a stripper movie called or She had the
Speaker 3: name Gypsy Rose, and so I really liked it. I
Speaker 3: was like, that's cool. I've never heard of that. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna save that use that one day. Once upon a time.
Speaker 3: I did strip, But stripping out here is the worst
Speaker 3: I actually danced in oc straight awful. But they're like,
Speaker 3: you can't use the name Gypsy it's derogatory. You know
Speaker 3: you're gonna offend the gypsies. And I was like, don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck, there's.
Speaker 2: No gypsies out here bro that too.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, lo, do you know I am a gypsy.
Speaker 2: I'm never home the UK they have like actual like
Speaker 2: gypsies like everywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I feel like they wouldn't really get offended.
Speaker 2: Just a word.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's like telling John Black that your last name
Speaker 2: is offensive, like there's black people out here. It's like, okay,
Speaker 2: well it's it's still my name.
Speaker 1: Not making any comments because it's not.
Speaker 6: And I don't want to be into this combo, but
Speaker 6: you keep going John Brown.
Speaker 3: You lost me.
Speaker 2: I mean there's brown people out there, so oh that
Speaker 2: could still be a last name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, yeah, I didn't even think Twice. I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you're making fun of people.
Speaker 2: Probably better examples I could have thought of, but yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: any any last words.
Speaker 6: Please do short on me during this, and please don't
Speaker 6: spit your vomit into my mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, please poop before the scene. We don't want to
Speaker 2: have any disasters in there.
Speaker 3: Please don't have any savica, try to keep that off camera.
Speaker 3: So I think we're all good.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're square.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe just might just super soake a little.
Speaker 2: That's cool. I need a warning if I was what
Speaker 2: a different type of porn star dude. I would be like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like hang out with her later and get
Speaker 2: it put in front of me and I'll pee on her.
Speaker 2: That's what some of these dudes be doing.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that I made this about shit, shit and
Speaker 2: Vomit, But if you want to see as have sexual
Speaker 2: with a girl who's really kind of out there, plug
Speaker 2: talk dot com, let's go.