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<v Speaker 1>Hey, everybody, welcome to Pinte Shade. It's Thursday. That means

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here to talk about pop culture and Bravo and

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<v Speaker 1>who better than my buddy A Spanning to discuss these topics.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Ace, Hello, You know this is my favorite thing

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<v Speaker 2>to talk about in the entire world, is it? Yes? Like?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean yes, because the problem is we kind of

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<v Speaker 2>got ourselves into the real scum of the earth TLC.

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<v Speaker 1>But like I, how dare you continue?

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<v Speaker 2>I was raised on Bravo and I don't feel like

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<v Speaker 2>I get as many opportunities to talk about Bravo because

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of our audience is like the trashier the manner,

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, pu, Bravo. You know what about Bravo?

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<v Speaker 1>Ace? Don't you have an entire podcast with Anna where

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<v Speaker 1>you talk about Bravo?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? But even though it just feels like it's not enough,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, yeah, it just doesn't feel like it's enough

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<v Speaker 2>time though I want to talk about it five days

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<v Speaker 2>a week.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, you need to have me back on. I

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<v Speaker 1>have opinions that I'd love to share.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, apps, are you watching Real Housewives in Miami? I am,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's so good. It's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched last night to be sure that I had

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<v Speaker 1>watched the latest episode before we talked. Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 1>had watched it. It was just like on in the background,

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<v Speaker 1>because like I watch like you, I watched so many

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<v Speaker 1>shows that I forget, like did I watch the latest one?

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<v Speaker 1>This morning, I was trying to watch the Valley After

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<v Speaker 1>Show and I realized I didn't see the last one

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<v Speaker 1>question and you don't have the answer. It's just I'm

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<v Speaker 1>putting it out there to the world. Yeah, they've moved

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<v Speaker 1>the Valley After Show from Peacock to YouTube. What you

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<v Speaker 1>can't You go to Peacock and you go, oh, great,

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<v Speaker 1>Valley After Show. This is where I always go. I

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<v Speaker 1>watch it. I pay the five dollars a month for

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<v Speaker 1>the no ads whatever. Nope, only season one is there.

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<v Speaker 1>They've moved all of season two to YouTube. Why, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess to get to get more YouTube money, because people

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<v Speaker 1>like me that pay the five dollars a month on Peacock,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, fuck, you go over to YouTube where you're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna pay for a premium subscription and watch so stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>As for Geico, oh god, I know it's annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I do have a YouTube premium subscription though,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm so rich.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's what I heard. I heard you're rich.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so rich, so rich, baby, Oh my god. People.

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<v Speaker 1>But how much is it? How much is it I

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<v Speaker 1>have to do it?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's like twelve dollars a month.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's a write off, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Oh absolutely, that's why I was like, That's how

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<v Speaker 2>I immediately was like, business credit card. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of what I'm thinking. And I might just

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<v Speaker 1>do it later today because you know, I have gotten

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<v Speaker 1>so spoiled with the no ads. My friend yesterday, just

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<v Speaker 1>you know, my regular non podcasting friend down the street,

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<v Speaker 1>was like, hey, sorry, if I look like I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>Walleyed on you, I'm just like trying to, okay, screen around.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, Okay, my regular friend yesterday Mary, the

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<v Speaker 1>bunkies know her as Gma Mary. Because I'll tell you why.

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<v Speaker 1>During the pandemic, she would watch Good Morning America and

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<v Speaker 1>the afternoons we would go and walks and she would

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<v Speaker 1>tell me the news.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's helpful because.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like to watch the news, so she would

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<v Speaker 1>just like give it to me in the afternoons on

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<v Speaker 1>our COVID walk so Gma Mary told me that. She goes, oh, god,

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<v Speaker 1>I just realized I'm too behind on the valley. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta watch it. She goes, oh, I'm so annoyed because

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<v Speaker 1>like my DVR broke and this, that and the other,

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<v Speaker 1>and I gotta have Horizon come. And she's telling me

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<v Speaker 1>all this. She goes, now, but with the ads and

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<v Speaker 1>everything with Peacock, I go, you could you have money?

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<v Speaker 1>You could spend four dollars a month to get no

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<v Speaker 1>ads on Peacock. You could do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, She's like, she's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, unprinciple, I refuse because it's on Bravo and I

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<v Speaker 1>could DVR and I'm already paying for that.

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<v Speaker 2>But even with you DV, are you still have to

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<v Speaker 2>fast forward? I mean correct, Listen, there are certain luxuries

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<v Speaker 2>in life that I am willing to pay for and

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<v Speaker 2>not having to find the remote, hurry and get before

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<v Speaker 2>the ad comes on for the volume one hundred cialis

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<v Speaker 2>I would rather just pay the five dollars extra a

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<v Speaker 2>month to have. And again, I know I live a

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<v Speaker 2>very rich lifestyle, but that's that's something to me, like

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<v Speaker 2>that's worth it. I'd rather pay for that than you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And also I don't I don't have a drinking problem,

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<v Speaker 2>so like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's good, good for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's well, I just feel like some things balance

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<v Speaker 2>each other out. And so it's like I could be

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<v Speaker 2>spending that money on alcohol, but instead I spend it

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<v Speaker 2>on TV. So we all have our devices.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, my husband is coming up here this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, this week, my.

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<v Speaker 1>Husband is coming up on eleven year sober this week.

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<v Speaker 2>That's eleven years. I always think eleven is like such

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<v Speaker 2>a lucky number, Like I love eleven. Every time I

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<v Speaker 2>see eleven eleven, I make a wish. I'm Cynthia Bailey. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we have that in common, as like beautiful cheekbones X models.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a lot in common. Yeah, I mean Cynthia Bailey.

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<v Speaker 1>And sometimes when he spends money on things that I

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<v Speaker 1>find ridiculous, like games on your phone or whatever did

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<v Speaker 1>you need that trophy pack or whatever the fuck you

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<v Speaker 1>just bought, he goes could be vodka, right, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm put right back in my place and I show up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, see, could be.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a heroin problem, so I spend it

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<v Speaker 1>on peacock exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>There's just like there's so many other things we could

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<v Speaker 2>spend our money on, but instead we do it in

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<v Speaker 2>really productive ways that help our business.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's right. Now. I want to say congratulations

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<v Speaker 1>to you because I did see on your Instagram, Facebook,

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<v Speaker 1>your social media that you are expecting your third child.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we're having baby number three in September.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's so soon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it's coming and we will have then three.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that Danny from the Valley likes to say

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<v Speaker 2>four under four, but we're gonna have three under two.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's pretty impressed.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, your son is two.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not even two yet. What he won't be two

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<v Speaker 2>until November, so and then the daughter is and then

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<v Speaker 2>Louis is thirteen months fourteen months now, yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 2>we'll have another baby and so the two will kind

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<v Speaker 2>of we'll treat them like twins. They'll be in like

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<v Speaker 2>the same grade and stuff, and then he'll probably be

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<v Speaker 2>like two years under.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to give you some parenting advice that

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<v Speaker 1>you're not asking for, is don't put him in the

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<v Speaker 1>same grade.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, But then the problem is, because he's November, hers

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<v Speaker 2>is May, she's gonna be like the oldest in her grade.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you want to be the oldest in your grade.

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<v Speaker 2>But as a girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was one of the oldest in my grade

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<v Speaker 1>because just where my birthday fell in October. Yeah, let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you what you really really don't want as

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<v Speaker 1>a girl or a boys anything. You do not want

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<v Speaker 1>to be the youngest in the grade.

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<v Speaker 2>See, Kaitlin was the youngest. She was born in July

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<v Speaker 2>and she loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm telling you right now, when it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>when you get your driver's license, how your peers are progressing,

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<v Speaker 1>when the drinking age is you know, God forbid they

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<v Speaker 1>go down that road. You know what I mean, all

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<v Speaker 1>these like big things when all when you're seventeen and

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<v Speaker 1>all your friends are doing it, and you go to

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<v Speaker 1>college when you're seventeen. No, I'm going to say, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll fight Caitlyn on it. We'll have anount while she's pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, when yeah, when's when she's not pregnant, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>have a cage match. I think being the oldest in

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<v Speaker 1>the class and people like reach out to eight don't

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<v Speaker 1>reach out to me. And I really really think being

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<v Speaker 1>the youngest for all the people I've known in my

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<v Speaker 1>life has really been a detriment. If they were always

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<v Speaker 1>the youngest in their class. All right, y'all, summer is

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<v Speaker 1>in full swing. I have gotten so many cute things

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<v Speaker 1>from Quins. I've told you all about the linen. I

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<v Speaker 1>just went and looked at my Quint's bag to tell you, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>what I got last week and what is coming. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I've gotten this popover dress that is long sleeved linen

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<v Speaker 1>and maxi dress but these slits up the side. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so airy, it's perfect for travel. I have gotten these

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<v Speaker 1>really cute and chic black sunglasses that I'm sure everybody

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<v Speaker 1>will think I'm super cool. And I got a set

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<v Speaker 1>which is these like super soft shorts and like a

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<v Speaker 1>long sleeve sweatshirt to go with it, because I like

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<v Speaker 1>that at night, so you're covered, but yet you're not sweating.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Quints has everything you need for summer. Everything and don't

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<v Speaker 1>sleep on their home goods either. Guys. I just got

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<v Speaker 1>the cutest candles for the beach house. You know. They

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<v Speaker 1>have the one hundred percent European linen tops. They start

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<v Speaker 1>at thirty dollars. They have the washable silk dresses and

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<v Speaker 1>skirts that are great. Throw those in your suitcase and

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<v Speaker 1>when you arrive they look amazing. They have those little

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<v Speaker 1>soft cotton sweaters. They have these versattle pieces that you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to reach for again and again because they're staples.

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<v Speaker 1>And the best part, everything is half the cost of

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<v Speaker 1>similar brands. Go check out that little table that they

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<v Speaker 1>have at the end of every item where it compares

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<v Speaker 1>to other brands, and you will just die at the

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<v Speaker 1>price difference. Okay, so here's what I think. You need

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<v Speaker 2>Really. See, yes, here's I would need to look up.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, when will she graduate high school twenty thirty something?

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<v Speaker 2>I need to look up what graduation day is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be because I don't I would never want to

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<v Speaker 2>turn nineteen in high school. I don't want to turn

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, graduation is usually in May, right, and her

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<v Speaker 1>birthdays may so like May what May?

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<v Speaker 2>What? May? Twenty second?

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<v Speaker 1>You're good, You're cool?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>But also who cares? What if she turns nineteen and

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<v Speaker 1>graduates this the next day? Do you think everybody's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be like, whoa, look at that granny coming down

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<v Speaker 1>the aisle. She may be a grade.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, WHOA, where's your centrum? Silver? They're gonna be like, WHOA,

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<v Speaker 2>where's your walker? Like someone id this woman? Okay she's

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, absolutely not. And I'm just gonna say like,

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<v Speaker 1>And when I was I guess junior year in college

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<v Speaker 1>all my friends and there were maybe eight or nine

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<v Speaker 1>We were like the oldie group in the grade. All

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you got grandfathered in? Yes, that seems tricky as fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Is like a bartender to try and remember all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, by the way, it's literally is just like scribble

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<v Speaker 1>driver's license. We put it in my friend Allison's closet

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<v Speaker 1>and then you stood with your own head against it,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was to scale. Then we took a photo

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<v Speaker 1>at that time, and then shrunk it down on the printer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, like like you go in the printer

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<v Speaker 1>and go do do And that's how we did it

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<v Speaker 1>back then. And then we put like double sided tape

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<v Speaker 2>Stop. Yeah, that's I never had. Shout out to Sarah

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<v Speaker 2>Francis if anyone needs a fake ID, hit her up.

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<v Speaker 1>Dum she's busy.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never had a fake ID, so I barely missed

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<v Speaker 2>out on that. I would have loved to have gone

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<v Speaker 2>through that process.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, let me tell you, this is a really good story.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna love this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So, because my son is about to be twenty and

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<v Speaker 1>so you know that my daughter's twenty two. So they

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<v Speaker 1>you know, in their lives and currently, you know, fake ideas,

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<v Speaker 1>the kids have them. Son told me that his friend

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<v Speaker 1>the kid, the nineteen year old was on the no

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<v Speaker 1>he you know, he was traveling with his parents, he

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<v Speaker 1>had his passport, his idea, you know everything, and what

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<v Speaker 1>and what they figured out was and he would was

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<v Speaker 1>he was held for like eight hours or whatever this

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<v Speaker 1>name was on this list of no fly because of

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<v Speaker 1>a fake ID ring and he had bought one. He

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<v Speaker 1>had bought one, a fake ID from this person from

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<v Speaker 1>like literally like this kid at the West Potomac High

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<v Speaker 1>School had the guy who had the guy and so

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<v Speaker 1>he had to like give up the name of the

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<v Speaker 1>West Potomac High school kid that sold him the fake

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<v Speaker 1>I d like last year.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, to me, that's my moment where I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>God was telling me, like you need to get your

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<v Speaker 2>shit together, Like this is my this is my scared

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<v Speaker 2>straight moment.

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<v Speaker 1>But can you imagine Let's just let's just make a scenario.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just say regular parents like me my age, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they probably have maybe like a sixteen year old

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll like an eleven year old son. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's wrong are they taking my brother? And the daughter's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, he's such an idiot. God, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe that's spend another day in the adulta lounge.

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<v Speaker 2>I imagine too, Like it totally depends on the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Too, Like I don't know what country it was, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>What if Like when you're in a country and they

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<v Speaker 2>speak like a foreign language and you're like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what the fuck's happening. You know, I got to

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<v Speaker 2>bring out my deal due lingo, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, like Brandon Knox and I'm going to an Italian.

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<v Speaker 2>Prison for seventy right, yes, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, so just be careful if your kids are

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<v Speaker 1>getting fake idies that they're not getting put on a

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<v Speaker 1>no fly list.

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<v Speaker 2>Always check the no fly list before you fly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, they do, you know Ingrid my producer's yes, baby

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<v Speaker 1>daughter Maddie who also is now twenty two. They flew

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<v Speaker 1>with her to Italy for something, you know, on a

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<v Speaker 1>family trip or something when she was like three months old,

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<v Speaker 1>and Maddie, the baby daughter was on the no fly

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<v Speaker 1>list for some and they got stopped at the airport.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, clearly, she's three months old in a car carrier, right,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have any weapons. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what though, these days, three month olds like

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<v Speaker 2>they're more equipped than we used to be. Like they

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<v Speaker 2>already have their cell phones, they're already like doing business.

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<v Speaker 2>They've got there, they've got their Instagram deals. Like there's

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, three month olds now, it's not like they

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<v Speaker 2>used to be.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she could be packing cocaine in that.

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<v Speaker 2>Diaper, oh for sure, I mean, oh sure it's baby formula.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure it's baby formula. She's powder. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, back to you. I'm I'm excited for you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want you to really take what I've said

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<v Speaker 1>of my old lady and older children knowledge, and as

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<v Speaker 1>a person who was the oldest in my class, take

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying to heart. Don't do it's a boy,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a girl whatever. For boys, it is important to

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<v Speaker 1>hold them back and not let them be the youngest.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's also important for girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, just take what I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying to heart. As a as an elder person I've been.

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<v Speaker 2>Through about I'm going to think about it. I think

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<v Speaker 2>then that would mean we would have like three grades

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<v Speaker 2>in a row.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's what you want. What you want because three

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<v Speaker 1>grades in a row, you're learning about the teachers as

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<v Speaker 1>you go. I just wouldn't treat the two that are

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<v Speaker 1>close in age as twins. I just think that's I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's something that'll come back to bite you in

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<v Speaker 1>the ask later.

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<v Speaker 2>Shoot, Okay, what about when we're out and people say

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<v Speaker 2>are they twins? Can I just say yeah from now

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<v Speaker 2>on because I'm getting sick of having to say no,

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<v Speaker 2>they're six months apart, and it will like he's adopted

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<v Speaker 2>and she's biological, and then it turns into this whole conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just start saying yes?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I think because you want them to have their

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<v Speaker 1>own personality. I think you just say no, they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not and then just leave it.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's because you don't owe these people and explaining

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<v Speaker 1>about your life.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, just just just less is more, Okay, less

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<v Speaker 2>is more. I've never less is more in my entire life,

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>But just you're you're you're moving into being a parent,

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<v Speaker 1>and you have to realize that everybody doesn't need to

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<v Speaker 1>know none of their business. Fuck off.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll do my best. I'll do my best.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, you congratulations to you, Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got to tell you. I got to tell you, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't follow Ace, and I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I saw it on Instagram or web, but you really

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<v Speaker 1>made a beautiful post and you said that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>of course you and your wife have been very public

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<v Speaker 1>you guys. Have you struggled and infertility and all these things.

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<v Speaker 1>And what you wrote was, here's a picture of our family.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we are having another baby. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're struggling out there, you know, I see you.

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<v Speaker 1>And what you said was really beautiful. You're like, and

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<v Speaker 1>if you hate us, that's okay, yeah, because I get

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<v Speaker 1>it because I would have hated you. And that's fine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's I like the way you put it.

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<v Speaker 2>People don't quite understand, like when you are struggling with infertility.

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<v Speaker 2>How like when especially when someone's like, oops, we've got

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<v Speaker 2>another one on the way, it's like, oh, fuck off.

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<v Speaker 2>Because we spent so because we're so rich, we spent

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<v Speaker 2>so much money on IVF. We struggled, we cried, we

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<v Speaker 2>had so many losses. And it's like to see someone

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<v Speaker 2>be like, oh my god, I didn't even know I

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<v Speaker 2>was eight months pregnant and it is a total accident. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I hope my body goes back to my bikini body

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<v Speaker 2>before it's like the fuck up?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, job. I know it seems like it just started,

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<v Speaker 1>but summer will be winding down soon, and for me

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<v Speaker 1>Wayfair has been my life saver. All right. So my

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<v Speaker 1>a frat house. I went to Wayfair and it was

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<v Speaker 1>but he wants to do that part of himself, so

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<v Speaker 1>I got everything he needs, literally except for his clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it one stop at Wayfair. It was so

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<v Speaker 1>Wayfair has saved me on updating this beach house to core.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the most amazing rug for our living space. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>way Fair dot com Wayfair, every style, every home. And

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<v Speaker 1>that lady with the eleven kids that I that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>obsessed with now, that lady with the eleven kids, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's married to the Harlem globetrotter guy. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>about these people?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I thought you were talking about the family that

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<v Speaker 2>had that like quick TLC show that popped up for

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean that could mean anything, that could mean.

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<v Speaker 1>That could be twelve different shows you just described. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's this couple. And when I was in my bedridden state,

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<v Speaker 1>I took to the TikTok and I found this couple.

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<v Speaker 1>And everybody's screaming right now what their names are. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's this guy who's a Harlem globetrotter okay and his

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<v Speaker 1>wife and they have eleven kids and their names all

421
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<v Speaker 1>start with A.

422
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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Well that's starting to get a little duggery on me.

423
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<v Speaker 1>It's douggery. And it's like she holds like the two

424
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<v Speaker 1>year old and is like, let's name all the kids.

425
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<v Speaker 1>It's Anger, It's Amber, it's Anger, it's Albatross.

426
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<v Speaker 2>It's like what Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln like.

427
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<v Speaker 1>Weird and people and then people in the Facebook group

428
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<v Speaker 1>are like, oh my god, don't go down this. They

429
00:20:05.640 --> 00:20:08.400
<v Speaker 1>are the woman is like a horrible baby hoard or

430
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<v Speaker 1>crazy person, like don't do it she then and then

431
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<v Speaker 1>there's like a I won't even go into it. But

432
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<v Speaker 1>so anyway, so when you see people like that, you're like,

433
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<v Speaker 1>first of all, they seem like awful people, and why

434
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<v Speaker 1>do they get to have eleven children?

435
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<v Speaker 2>Right? Yeah? Yeah, no? And so I just I feel

436
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<v Speaker 2>like every time I, especially like my wife, I felt

437
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<v Speaker 2>so bad for when her friends would make like an

438
00:20:29.680 --> 00:20:33.359
<v Speaker 2>announcement and stuff like yeah, it didn't bother me as

439
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<v Speaker 2>much because I felt like I was just like okay,

440
00:20:37.519 --> 00:20:40.160
<v Speaker 2>like that fucking sucks or whatever. But like I remember

441
00:20:40.599 --> 00:20:44.160
<v Speaker 2>like during that time, people would be like, hey, can

442
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<v Speaker 2>you guys go to dinner this week? And I would

443
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<v Speaker 2>have to like side text them and be like are

444
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<v Speaker 2>you pregnant? And they would be like no, and I

445
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<v Speaker 2>was like okay. I felt like I always had to

446
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<v Speaker 2>like feeld that question because I was like, Caitlin doesn't

447
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<v Speaker 2>want the surprise, Just text her that. You're like, we

448
00:21:00.119 --> 00:21:02.240
<v Speaker 2>don't need to do it in person. You know. I

449
00:21:02.240 --> 00:21:05.119
<v Speaker 2>remember one time these friends of ours were like telling

450
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<v Speaker 2>us in like a surprise way, and I was like,

451
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<v Speaker 2>you think we fucking care? No, I don't give a

452
00:21:09.640 --> 00:21:11.039
<v Speaker 2>shit about your baby, you know.

453
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well I listen you guys, you do give a

454
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<v Speaker 1>shit about the baby, and you were happy for your friends.

455
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<v Speaker 1>But it's hard not to internalize that, to be like

456
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<v Speaker 1>why them and why not me?

457
00:21:22.279 --> 00:21:24.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Oh yeah for sure. And it's just like, leave

458
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<v Speaker 2>us alone to send a text. Don't make it weird either.

459
00:21:29.119 --> 00:21:31.400
<v Speaker 2>Don't be like, hey, I just wanted to text you

460
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<v Speaker 2>because I know you're probably gonna be super depressed about this,

461
00:21:33.880 --> 00:21:37.000
<v Speaker 2>and I'm sorry that this is baby number six for us.

462
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<v Speaker 2>But I am pregnant again and we will be doing

463
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<v Speaker 2>a gender revealed despite the fact we have twelve other children.

464
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<v Speaker 2>It's like, take your gender reveal and shove it up.

465
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<v Speaker 1>Your ass, right, So are you going to do a

466
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<v Speaker 1>gender reveal?

467
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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not?

468
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you know what it is?

469
00:21:50.319 --> 00:21:54.519
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we're having a boy, so we'll have two boys

470
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<v Speaker 2>one girl. And I always pictured myself with a lot

471
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<v Speaker 2>of girls because I have five sisters, and now I'm like,

472
00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:03.559
<v Speaker 2>we got two boys. And honestly, my daughter is a

473
00:22:03.599 --> 00:22:06.279
<v Speaker 2>little brute. So it's like, this house is going to

474
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<v Speaker 2>be mayhem.

475
00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:09.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it is. It's gonna be great, though, And because

476
00:22:09.640 --> 00:22:11.720
<v Speaker 1>you're so rich, I hope you have some help.

477
00:22:11.960 --> 00:22:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh, around the clock, nanny's housekeepers, chefs, all the above.

478
00:22:16.599 --> 00:22:19.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, we'll see them walking around in the background soon.

479
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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yes.

480
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<v Speaker 1>Now are you sad that Sister Wives is over?

481
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<v Speaker 2>Now?

482
00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Are you believed?

483
00:22:24.279 --> 00:22:27.359
<v Speaker 2>God, I'm so relieved. I'm so relieved. It really is

484
00:22:27.400 --> 00:22:29.039
<v Speaker 2>one of the worst shows of all time.

485
00:22:30.200 --> 00:22:32.279
<v Speaker 1>And but that's how you got so rich.

486
00:22:32.599 --> 00:22:35.200
<v Speaker 2>But that's why I love it so much, is because

487
00:22:35.240 --> 00:22:39.680
<v Speaker 2>like it's such it's such low hanging fruit. It's so easy,

488
00:22:40.000 --> 00:22:44.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, like I don't have to try hard because

489
00:22:45.400 --> 00:22:48.240
<v Speaker 2>it's all right there. It's like the fact that we

490
00:22:48.519 --> 00:22:50.400
<v Speaker 2>this show has been on this is my biggest thing,

491
00:22:50.440 --> 00:22:52.400
<v Speaker 2>like to try and explain the show to people who've

492
00:22:52.400 --> 00:22:55.559
<v Speaker 2>never watched them. Like, this family has been on television

493
00:22:55.640 --> 00:22:59.400
<v Speaker 2>for nineteen seasons and one of the wives at one

494
00:22:59.480 --> 00:23:03.920
<v Speaker 2>point simply was living in a trailer like with.

495
00:23:03.799 --> 00:23:06.079
<v Speaker 1>Like no electricity, right, yeah, explain.

496
00:23:05.799 --> 00:23:07.759
<v Speaker 2>That to me how that works? How is it that

497
00:23:07.799 --> 00:23:10.440
<v Speaker 2>you can be on TV for nineteen seasons and like,

498
00:23:11.519 --> 00:23:16.079
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's you're in a trailer or like you

499
00:23:16.119 --> 00:23:18.720
<v Speaker 2>lived in student housing apartments. Like it's but it.

500
00:23:18.839 --> 00:23:21.039
<v Speaker 1>Sounds like a personal choice, like you're not making good

501
00:23:21.079 --> 00:23:23.160
<v Speaker 1>decisions with your money if you're doing that, I think.

502
00:23:23.920 --> 00:23:27.000
<v Speaker 2>But it's just like they're they're never you know, like

503
00:23:27.039 --> 00:23:29.920
<v Speaker 2>think about a Housewife season one to season two. There

504
00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:33.079
<v Speaker 2>is a glow up that happens there. We are nineteen

505
00:23:33.160 --> 00:23:36.279
<v Speaker 2>seasons in and we are still the same people that

506
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<v Speaker 2>we were season one.

507
00:23:37.680 --> 00:23:39.279
<v Speaker 1>Look looking worse, not better.

508
00:23:39.680 --> 00:23:43.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, honestly we're getting worse for that, especially Cody and Robin,

509
00:23:43.680 --> 00:23:48.559
<v Speaker 2>Like Robin has fully gone like the stock market crash.

510
00:23:48.960 --> 00:23:51.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I you know, I don't watch the show

511
00:23:51.599 --> 00:23:55.519
<v Speaker 1>at all, yet I know everything about it. And yeah,

512
00:23:55.559 --> 00:23:57.680
<v Speaker 1>when you look at when Robin came on the scene,

513
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<v Speaker 1>if you go do like flashbacks to now like whoa lady?

514
00:24:02.839 --> 00:24:08.240
<v Speaker 2>What want? Yeah, mold no ryroid problem. Oh, like there's

515
00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:09.000
<v Speaker 2>been a lot of stuff.

516
00:24:09.039 --> 00:24:10.559
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I know that. See, so I don't

517
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<v Speaker 1>know everything.

518
00:24:11.319 --> 00:24:14.559
<v Speaker 2>Well that's not it's not talked about. But it's like

519
00:24:14.640 --> 00:24:17.759
<v Speaker 2>we we speculate. We do a lot of speculation. There's

520
00:24:17.839 --> 00:24:19.799
<v Speaker 2>no storyline on the show, so we have to make

521
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<v Speaker 2>it all up.

522
00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh right, okay, okay, I get just like I just

523
00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:26.240
<v Speaker 1>did about that kid going to the Italian prison. Yes, yeah,

524
00:24:26.319 --> 00:24:27.920
<v Speaker 1>you have to make it up. I do love that.

525
00:24:28.319 --> 00:24:29.960
<v Speaker 1>I love to I used to love to do that,

526
00:24:30.119 --> 00:24:32.240
<v Speaker 1>Like you know, before the internet and phones and stuff.

527
00:24:32.359 --> 00:24:34.720
<v Speaker 1>I would love to go sit outside that ice cream

528
00:24:34.759 --> 00:24:37.119
<v Speaker 1>place that was local and sit there with my ice

529
00:24:37.160 --> 00:24:39.319
<v Speaker 1>cream and eat it and then make up stories about

530
00:24:39.319 --> 00:24:42.039
<v Speaker 1>all the people that would walk by. So they're on

531
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<v Speaker 1>a first day, he hits her, yeah.

532
00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:46.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh all the time. Yeah, And like I will get

533
00:24:46.920 --> 00:24:49.119
<v Speaker 2>in like the elevator with my family and I'm be like,

534
00:24:49.200 --> 00:24:51.559
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, did you see their marital issues? And

535
00:24:51.559 --> 00:24:53.160
<v Speaker 2>they're like, what are you talking about? Was like that

536
00:24:53.240 --> 00:24:55.240
<v Speaker 2>couple that was standing over there. Do you see how

537
00:24:55.279 --> 00:24:57.599
<v Speaker 2>he like had his arms crossed and and then she

538
00:24:57.720 --> 00:24:59.319
<v Speaker 2>looked like she was on our phone and she was like,

539
00:24:59.359 --> 00:25:01.480
<v Speaker 2>they're having big struggles right now. And they're like, I

540
00:25:01.519 --> 00:25:04.720
<v Speaker 2>don't think so much. I know so all of my neighbors.

541
00:25:04.799 --> 00:25:07.119
<v Speaker 2>I don't know anything about my actual neighbors, that's real.

542
00:25:07.240 --> 00:25:08.839
<v Speaker 2>I just make up everything about them.

543
00:25:09.440 --> 00:25:13.039
<v Speaker 1>So Ace when we're a Bravacon together, mm hmm, can

544
00:25:13.079 --> 00:25:16.559
<v Speaker 1>we yeah, literally just spend I don't know thirty minutes

545
00:25:16.599 --> 00:25:21.559
<v Speaker 1>to one hour, yes, sitting inside. I don't know. We'll

546
00:25:21.640 --> 00:25:24.920
<v Speaker 1>we'll choose, we'll choose, Caesar's will choose. Well, maybe we'll

547
00:25:24.920 --> 00:25:27.319
<v Speaker 1>go somewhere fancy and we'll just sit on a bench.

548
00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:29.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well I'm rich, so I don only like to

549
00:25:29.319 --> 00:25:31.319
<v Speaker 2>go somewhere fancy please, Okay, Okay, Well let's go to

550
00:25:31.319 --> 00:25:34.039
<v Speaker 2>the Desha Oh wow. Okay, well that's the Lily fancy.

551
00:25:34.160 --> 00:25:36.599
<v Speaker 1>And then we'll just sit there and then we'll watch

552
00:25:36.640 --> 00:25:39.000
<v Speaker 1>as the people come to get on the fake gondolas

553
00:25:39.039 --> 00:25:41.960
<v Speaker 1>to go around, and we'll and we'll figure out what

554
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<v Speaker 1>their whole life story.

555
00:25:43.559 --> 00:25:46.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Let me tell you if anyone ever is at

556
00:25:46.200 --> 00:25:49.920
<v Speaker 2>the Denver Airport and you've got some time to kill, okay.

557
00:25:50.000 --> 00:25:52.319
<v Speaker 2>They're the most fun game me and my wife have

558
00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:54.759
<v Speaker 2>ever played in our entire lives. Was we sat up,

559
00:25:54.960 --> 00:25:58.640
<v Speaker 2>We're eating our bagel, okay, and all of the gates

560
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<v Speaker 2>enter at once spot. So we were like we'd see

561
00:26:01.319 --> 00:26:03.200
<v Speaker 2>people waiting and then we would say like, this is

562
00:26:03.200 --> 00:26:06.240
<v Speaker 2>who they're waiting for, and this is like what's going

563
00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:07.960
<v Speaker 2>to happen, and then they would come and we'd be

564
00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:10.920
<v Speaker 2>completely wrong or would be totally right. It was the best.

565
00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:12.000
<v Speaker 2>That's a good time.

566
00:26:12.039 --> 00:26:13.359
<v Speaker 1>To me, that's a good time.

567
00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:15.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm down absolutely.

568
00:26:15.400 --> 00:26:17.359
<v Speaker 1>Okay. I've been to the Denver Airport quite a bit.

569
00:26:17.640 --> 00:26:19.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a that's a good one. That's a good

570
00:26:19.880 --> 00:26:20.720
<v Speaker 2>people watching one.

571
00:26:20.960 --> 00:26:24.720
<v Speaker 1>Okay. You know what's a really good people watching airport

572
00:26:25.480 --> 00:26:26.359
<v Speaker 1>to Oklahoma City.

573
00:26:27.039 --> 00:26:28.359
<v Speaker 2>Never been to Oklahoma City.

574
00:26:28.440 --> 00:26:30.960
<v Speaker 1>Well that's my my husband's people hail from there, and

575
00:26:31.039 --> 00:26:33.359
<v Speaker 1>so when we go to visit stuff, you're in the

576
00:26:33.400 --> 00:26:36.640
<v Speaker 1>Oklahoma City airport and it's a good time. It's a

577
00:26:36.640 --> 00:26:39.839
<v Speaker 1>good time. Listen, don't don't don't slam Mississippi. Go to

578
00:26:39.839 --> 00:26:41.240
<v Speaker 1>the Oklahoma City airport.

579
00:26:41.240 --> 00:26:44.319
<v Speaker 2>Right, Okay, yeah, no, go to Oklahoma. Do you think

580
00:26:44.359 --> 00:26:46.200
<v Speaker 2>I need an upper bleaff? Just really quick?

581
00:26:47.279 --> 00:26:51.240
<v Speaker 1>Well, don't do that. Okay, so let me look No, not.

582
00:26:51.279 --> 00:26:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Yet, Okay. I just keep like I keep I watch

583
00:26:54.279 --> 00:26:56.799
<v Speaker 2>a lot of plastic surgery videos on TikTok and stuff,

584
00:26:56.839 --> 00:26:59.119
<v Speaker 2>and so I just keep thinking, like, do I need

585
00:26:59.160 --> 00:26:59.880
<v Speaker 2>an upper bleaf?

586
00:27:00.200 --> 00:27:01.839
<v Speaker 1>No, I've had one. I have had an up Oh

587
00:27:01.920 --> 00:27:02.319
<v Speaker 1>you did?

588
00:27:03.160 --> 00:27:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh you refreshed.

589
00:27:06.519 --> 00:27:08.480
<v Speaker 1>This is like I don't know, like six years ago.

590
00:27:08.799 --> 00:27:12.039
<v Speaker 1>But because it was like really like hanging down on

591
00:27:12.079 --> 00:27:13.720
<v Speaker 1>this side bad, and so I was like, well, you

592
00:27:13.799 --> 00:27:16.079
<v Speaker 1>may as well just do them both, right, And so

593
00:27:16.200 --> 00:27:18.200
<v Speaker 1>I did. And my mom is in her eighties and

594
00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:20.319
<v Speaker 1>she just had it done literally because it was like

595
00:27:20.359 --> 00:27:22.400
<v Speaker 1>impending her vision. So don't wait till it gets to

596
00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:22.759
<v Speaker 1>that point.

597
00:27:22.839 --> 00:27:25.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I would never. I don't know. Well, so

598
00:27:25.480 --> 00:27:28.680
<v Speaker 2>you didn't actually you weren't actually ill and in the

599
00:27:28.720 --> 00:27:30.519
<v Speaker 2>hospital you had had a facelift.

600
00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:33.759
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like I've also had a lower face lift.

601
00:27:33.880 --> 00:27:35.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes, well, I feel like that's maybe you were getting

602
00:27:35.640 --> 00:27:37.960
<v Speaker 2>it touched up again and you did this whole spectacle

603
00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:41.759
<v Speaker 2>of like, guys, I need people to cover mean recently, yeah, yeah.

604
00:27:41.640 --> 00:27:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh right, you can tell from my face I've

605
00:27:44.160 --> 00:27:47.400
<v Speaker 1>had a lot of work done, right. No, no, when

606
00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:49.279
<v Speaker 1>I did the like the lower facelift and the upper

607
00:27:49.319 --> 00:27:57.519
<v Speaker 1>bluff was like group I need to go and botched.

608
00:27:57.680 --> 00:28:02.119
<v Speaker 1>But that no, yeah, just recently, when I was in

609
00:28:02.160 --> 00:28:05.519
<v Speaker 1>the hospital for a week in Wilmington, North Carolina, that's

610
00:28:05.559 --> 00:28:07.279
<v Speaker 1>what I was doing. I was getting a tummy tuck.

611
00:28:07.319 --> 00:28:09.240
<v Speaker 1>You can't believe how flat my stomach is now.

612
00:28:09.240 --> 00:28:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, a whole mommy makeover.

613
00:28:12.240 --> 00:28:13.799
<v Speaker 1>Just you know what. You can't wait to see me

614
00:28:13.839 --> 00:28:14.359
<v Speaker 1>in a bikini?

615
00:28:14.440 --> 00:28:17.319
<v Speaker 2>Watch out, oh watch out world here, watch out.

616
00:28:17.839 --> 00:28:21.599
<v Speaker 1>Okay, pop culture topics we need to discuss. Yes, people

617
00:28:22.240 --> 00:28:26.559
<v Speaker 1>die in threes, yes, okay. So we've had Malcolm Jamal Warner.

618
00:28:27.119 --> 00:28:29.240
<v Speaker 2>That was theo so sad.

619
00:28:29.480 --> 00:28:32.319
<v Speaker 1>Okay. So he's my age and you know and you

620
00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:34.960
<v Speaker 1>know how he died swimming in the ocean, which I say,

621
00:28:35.119 --> 00:28:36.680
<v Speaker 1>why the fuck are you swimming in the ocean?

622
00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:39.920
<v Speaker 2>Like my question is like how far are you in

623
00:28:39.960 --> 00:28:40.440
<v Speaker 2>the ocean?

624
00:28:40.519 --> 00:28:42.279
<v Speaker 1>You know, no, just just why are you doing it?

625
00:28:42.279 --> 00:28:44.880
<v Speaker 2>It's stupid, true, Like I don't like to go in

626
00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:46.839
<v Speaker 2>the ocean past my belly button.

627
00:28:47.240 --> 00:28:48.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't go past my ankle.

628
00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's the ocean is terrifying.

629
00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:55.279
<v Speaker 1>It's so scary. We're in shark week actually, but a

630
00:28:55.279 --> 00:28:59.519
<v Speaker 1>long time ago, I'm always like before my husband was sober,

631
00:28:59.559 --> 00:29:02.359
<v Speaker 1>so over eleven years ago, we were on a work

632
00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:07.480
<v Speaker 1>trip in Puerto Rico at this fancy resort and there

633
00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:10.839
<v Speaker 1>was a wedding there and the father of the bride

634
00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:14.039
<v Speaker 1>the morning of the wedding swimming in the ocean heart

635
00:29:14.039 --> 00:29:14.720
<v Speaker 1>attack and died.

636
00:29:16.079 --> 00:29:19.240
<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, I gotta say this though, if I'm going

637
00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:21.000
<v Speaker 2>to die in the ocean, I want to be eaten

638
00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:23.559
<v Speaker 2>by a shark because that's embarrassing to be like, oh,

639
00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:26.119
<v Speaker 2>he died, and then it's like, oh, how on the

640
00:29:26.359 --> 00:29:27.599
<v Speaker 2>heart attack and it's like.

641
00:29:27.799 --> 00:29:29.640
<v Speaker 1>And then they pull him in. It's just like, God,

642
00:29:29.640 --> 00:29:31.640
<v Speaker 1>he was right there floating some a shark could have

643
00:29:31.680 --> 00:29:33.039
<v Speaker 1>just taken him away, right.

644
00:29:33.160 --> 00:29:35.519
<v Speaker 2>I would rather, honestly, if I'm him, I would like

645
00:29:35.559 --> 00:29:38.000
<v Speaker 2>for everyone to lie and say, you know what, he

646
00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:39.000
<v Speaker 2>was eaten by a shark.

647
00:29:40.000 --> 00:29:42.119
<v Speaker 1>He was fighting the shark. He did the punch in

648
00:29:42.160 --> 00:29:44.680
<v Speaker 1>the nose. It didn't work, but he died fighting.

649
00:29:45.119 --> 00:29:47.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Did you love the Cosby Show growing up?

650
00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:49.079
<v Speaker 1>I did.

651
00:29:49.640 --> 00:29:52.839
<v Speaker 2>I loved the Cosby Show so freaking much. And it's like,

652
00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:56.200
<v Speaker 2>I hard, it's hard to be so much for us.

653
00:29:56.359 --> 00:29:58.839
<v Speaker 1>I know it's hard now because the show was so

654
00:29:58.920 --> 00:30:02.039
<v Speaker 1>great and recently so at night. I don't know if

655
00:30:02.079 --> 00:30:03.519
<v Speaker 1>you guys do. It's been at night my husband puts

656
00:30:03.559 --> 00:30:05.519
<v Speaker 1>on one of like four things and it sort of

657
00:30:05.599 --> 00:30:07.480
<v Speaker 1>soothes him. Then a moment, please turn that shit off.

658
00:30:07.480 --> 00:30:12.480
<v Speaker 1>But it's always everybody loves Raymond Friends or like house centers. Yeah,

659
00:30:12.759 --> 00:30:15.079
<v Speaker 1>and if we get on house Centers and it's international,

660
00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:16.440
<v Speaker 1>we'll forget it. And now we have to see what

661
00:30:16.480 --> 00:30:16.920
<v Speaker 1>they picked.

662
00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:20.039
<v Speaker 2>Right, No, you can't turn it. I hate house owners

663
00:30:20.039 --> 00:30:23.240
<v Speaker 2>because I know how fake it is. But it doesn't matter.

664
00:30:23.319 --> 00:30:25.079
<v Speaker 2>I have to finish it out.

665
00:30:25.160 --> 00:30:27.039
<v Speaker 1>Every single time. I go, oh my god, it's eleven

666
00:30:27.039 --> 00:30:28.240
<v Speaker 1>o'clock and now we're gonna have to be up to

667
00:30:28.319 --> 00:30:31.000
<v Speaker 1>eleven thirty because we got to figure out what stupid

668
00:30:31.039 --> 00:30:33.240
<v Speaker 1>house this lady chose. We know she's going to pick

669
00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:37.039
<v Speaker 1>the new bill come on, so anyway, one of those

670
00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:40.839
<v Speaker 1>things is on. And so recently he found some channel

671
00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:43.880
<v Speaker 1>that shows The Cosby Show and he put it on

672
00:30:43.920 --> 00:30:46.599
<v Speaker 1>the other night and I said I can't watch it,

673
00:30:46.680 --> 00:30:48.960
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, oh, or you know, like he was

674
00:30:49.000 --> 00:30:51.039
<v Speaker 1>like making fun of me, and I go, no, I go,

675
00:30:51.160 --> 00:30:53.359
<v Speaker 1>I really just can't because I know that when you

676
00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:55.640
<v Speaker 1>see these young women that are on the show as

677
00:30:55.839 --> 00:30:59.160
<v Speaker 1>the friend or whatever he tried to say, them in

678
00:30:59.200 --> 00:31:00.880
<v Speaker 1>their dressing room, I can't watch it.

679
00:31:01.279 --> 00:31:03.960
<v Speaker 2>And like the fact that on that show he was

680
00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:08.160
<v Speaker 2>an ob that's always like yikes, that's.

681
00:31:08.079 --> 00:31:10.119
<v Speaker 1>Why why did he choose that?

682
00:31:10.279 --> 00:31:13.279
<v Speaker 2>Why not like a cardio, a dentist. You know, you

683
00:31:13.319 --> 00:31:15.119
<v Speaker 2>could have a dental practice in your basement.

684
00:31:15.440 --> 00:31:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Totally yeah, chiropracted, that would be weird.

685
00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:21.000
<v Speaker 2>But also I feel like, you know, to have your

686
00:31:21.039 --> 00:31:26.200
<v Speaker 2>ob office in your basement is also very tough.

687
00:31:27.079 --> 00:31:31.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, real weird. I'm just yeah, so that's problematic, but

688
00:31:31.200 --> 00:31:33.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm Malcolm Jamal Warner had nothing to do with it,

689
00:31:34.000 --> 00:31:36.759
<v Speaker 1>and rest in peace because it's really sad. And then

690
00:31:36.839 --> 00:31:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Ozzy Osbourne. Now, listen, he had a good run and

691
00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:43.319
<v Speaker 1>he probably overran it by about twenty years.

692
00:31:43.559 --> 00:31:47.480
<v Speaker 2>Right. Did you know that he was only seventy six? Uh?

693
00:31:47.519 --> 00:31:48.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that sounds about right to me.

694
00:31:49.359 --> 00:31:52.920
<v Speaker 2>To me, when I because my very first like I

695
00:31:52.960 --> 00:31:56.400
<v Speaker 2>got really into the Osbourne's that was like my reality TV.

696
00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:58.279
<v Speaker 2>I remember I was in like fourth grade and I

697
00:31:58.319 --> 00:32:01.279
<v Speaker 2>was like, please get me the uncensored d my parents did?

698
00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:06.759
<v Speaker 2>I thought then he was seventy six, right, well yeah, right.

699
00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:09.640
<v Speaker 2>I was shocked to hear that he's only seventy six.

700
00:32:09.880 --> 00:32:13.799
<v Speaker 2>By now he's at least one one hundred and sixteen

701
00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:14.920
<v Speaker 2>years old, and.

702
00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:18.799
<v Speaker 1>You're like, wow, he's Nesferatu. He's done great. Yeah, but no,

703
00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:22.680
<v Speaker 1>so listen, it's over the last like ten years, it's

704
00:32:22.680 --> 00:32:26.880
<v Speaker 1>been like all these cheating again and it's just always something.

705
00:32:26.960 --> 00:32:29.799
<v Speaker 1>So I'm sorry that he's not with us anymore. But

706
00:32:30.039 --> 00:32:32.640
<v Speaker 1>I think that he overshot it, but he should have

707
00:32:32.720 --> 00:32:35.839
<v Speaker 1>died in his fifties. I was like, Keith Richards too right,

708
00:32:36.319 --> 00:32:39.680
<v Speaker 1>And you see people like that and the life they've lived,

709
00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:41.640
<v Speaker 1>and then I'm like, look at what happened to me, Like,

710
00:32:41.799 --> 00:32:44.519
<v Speaker 1>come on, I'm out here trying to do the right thing,

711
00:32:44.599 --> 00:32:45.960
<v Speaker 1>and then I got to have like a weird thing

712
00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:47.240
<v Speaker 1>happened to me. That's not fair.

713
00:32:47.559 --> 00:32:50.759
<v Speaker 2>No, it's really not like I think about. You know,

714
00:32:50.920 --> 00:32:54.039
<v Speaker 2>I obviously put my health first all the time, and

715
00:32:54.079 --> 00:32:56.680
<v Speaker 2>that's why, like I've gotten, I've gotten on the shots,

716
00:32:56.799 --> 00:32:59.680
<v Speaker 2>I've started the hymns. Have you seen my hairline recently?

717
00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:01.119
<v Speaker 2>It's doing well?

718
00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:03.839
<v Speaker 1>And or is that from neutrapl Uh?

719
00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:04.839
<v Speaker 2>It's from hymns.

720
00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:09.680
<v Speaker 1>Hymns? Okay, well, can you give me the information about it?

721
00:33:10.160 --> 00:33:11.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh, well, you can do hers.

722
00:33:12.200 --> 00:33:15.200
<v Speaker 1>If no is fine, I'm talking about her husband.

723
00:33:15.279 --> 00:33:18.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, get him on hymns. It's great. Some people

724
00:33:18.160 --> 00:33:19.960
<v Speaker 2>say that, like one of the side effects can be

725
00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:22.400
<v Speaker 2>that your wiener doesn't work as well. But mine's been fine.

726
00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:25.079
<v Speaker 1>So okay, well listen, we're not we're not gonna we're

727
00:33:25.119 --> 00:33:27.640
<v Speaker 1>not gonna mess with that. He does say, uh, listen,

728
00:33:28.039 --> 00:33:29.920
<v Speaker 1>these are not ads, guys. My husband actually does take

729
00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:35.480
<v Speaker 1>neutrapl So now Ozzie died, Malcolm Jamal Warner died, So

730
00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:39.119
<v Speaker 1>of course these things come in threes. I mean, listen,

731
00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:40.680
<v Speaker 1>let's just go ahead and predict who's next.

732
00:33:40.920 --> 00:33:46.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh God, I mean I've I've been walking around with

733
00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:51.839
<v Speaker 2>the sneaking suspicion that like something has got to be

734
00:33:51.880 --> 00:33:55.400
<v Speaker 2>going on with Kanye West. You know, I've been saying like, oh,

735
00:33:55.519 --> 00:33:56.160
<v Speaker 2>you're you're.

736
00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:58.160
<v Speaker 1>You have a sneaking suspicion, just you think.

737
00:33:58.599 --> 00:34:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I'm saying like that he's gonna die.

738
00:34:01.160 --> 00:34:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, because I was like, because obviously everybody in

739
00:34:05.039 --> 00:34:07.240
<v Speaker 1>the world knows he's crazy, right No, no, no, but I

740
00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:11.199
<v Speaker 1>by the way, like like literal, like like diagnosed, like

741
00:34:11.239 --> 00:34:15.519
<v Speaker 1>he's got mental issues that he's not treating. Right, Yes, yes, okay,

742
00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:20.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't want that for his children, like him to

743
00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:22.280
<v Speaker 1>get better, to be a better person for his children.

744
00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:25.079
<v Speaker 1>But he is a Nazi, and that's concerning.

745
00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:28.119
<v Speaker 2>Right, That's tough. That's tough to get past that, right.

746
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:30.920
<v Speaker 1>It would be real tough to co parent with somebody

747
00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:31.239
<v Speaker 1>like that.

748
00:34:31.320 --> 00:34:34.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh I couldn't imagine. Who are you thinkings next?

749
00:34:34.960 --> 00:34:38.519
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm not going somebody closer to my age. I'm

750
00:34:38.519 --> 00:34:47.440
<v Speaker 1>going and Oldie and I'm thinking, really, Keith Richards. Okay, again,

751
00:34:47.599 --> 00:34:48.920
<v Speaker 1>like Ozzie, he's overshot it.

752
00:34:49.400 --> 00:34:52.519
<v Speaker 2>So I wasn't gonna say this earlier when you said that.

753
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:54.039
<v Speaker 2>But I don't know who Keith Richards is.

754
00:34:54.360 --> 00:34:57.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay. So he's the guitarist for the Rolling Stones. Okay,

755
00:34:58.039 --> 00:35:01.239
<v Speaker 1>so you've got Mick Jagger, you know, and then Keith

756
00:35:01.360 --> 00:35:05.039
<v Speaker 1>Richards is the one who sort of Johnny Depp based

757
00:35:05.119 --> 00:35:07.840
<v Speaker 1>his Pirates of the Caribbean look on Keith Richards.

758
00:35:08.119 --> 00:35:10.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh, let me look, I'm gonna google him. So I'm like,

759
00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:12.199
<v Speaker 2>I want to know for sure what he looks like. Okay,

760
00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:16.920
<v Speaker 2>Keith Richards, So do you think so God, talk about it.

761
00:35:16.920 --> 00:35:19.199
<v Speaker 2>I mean he has spent some time in the sun.

762
00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:21.679
<v Speaker 2>Holy moley.

763
00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:25.440
<v Speaker 1>No, he in fact is like, looks anemic. That's not

764
00:35:25.599 --> 00:35:26.679
<v Speaker 1>that's just his face.

765
00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh God.

766
00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:31.239
<v Speaker 1>And he's British, so he's got the teeth. But but

767
00:35:32.000 --> 00:35:36.679
<v Speaker 1>Keith Richards has our howd a memoir out like fifteen

768
00:35:36.760 --> 00:35:38.280
<v Speaker 1>years ago, because I think he's like God, it's got

769
00:35:38.320 --> 00:35:41.559
<v Speaker 1>to be close to the end, right. But no, So

770
00:35:41.599 --> 00:35:43.719
<v Speaker 1>when you look at Johnny Depp's look from Pirates of

771
00:35:43.760 --> 00:35:45.400
<v Speaker 1>the Caribbean, he based it on Keith.

772
00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:46.320
<v Speaker 2>Richards, gotcha.

773
00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:50.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So look, I don't wish it for Keith Richards.

774
00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:54.039
<v Speaker 1>I I think he's lived a sober life for quite

775
00:35:54.079 --> 00:35:56.159
<v Speaker 1>a few years. I could be wrong about that. I

776
00:35:56.159 --> 00:35:59.599
<v Speaker 1>could just be wishing that for him. And then my

777
00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:04.480
<v Speaker 1>year is is that it will be somebody close to

778
00:36:04.519 --> 00:36:09.760
<v Speaker 1>our hearts that we all like love and revere, you know,

779
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:11.760
<v Speaker 1>like Dick van Dyke. I don't know if Dick Vandyke

780
00:36:11.800 --> 00:36:13.480
<v Speaker 1>has already died. You I'm sure you also don't know

781
00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:13.960
<v Speaker 1>who that is.

782
00:36:14.079 --> 00:36:16.639
<v Speaker 2>I well, I'm pretty sure Dick van Dyke died because

783
00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:20.480
<v Speaker 2>Ryan Seacrest took over Dick Van Dyke's New Year's Eve, right.

784
00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:21.599
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's Dick Clark.

785
00:36:21.800 --> 00:36:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh, some Dick. I gotta look up who Dick van

786
00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Dyke is. Now, no idea who this man is.

787
00:36:32.000 --> 00:36:34.079
<v Speaker 1>Well, there was the Dick van Dyke Show, and then

788
00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:35.159
<v Speaker 1>there it says that.

789
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:37.519
<v Speaker 2>He's ninety nine and doesn't have a date of death.

790
00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:40.039
<v Speaker 1>So, okay, you guys, I'm not putting it out there.

791
00:36:40.039 --> 00:36:41.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't want it to happen, but I sort of

792
00:36:41.400 --> 00:36:43.519
<v Speaker 1>like to predict it when two people die, like you

793
00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:49.719
<v Speaker 1>got it, like for a long like Poppins. Yes, he's the.

794
00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:52.920
<v Speaker 2>The dad and mister Mary Poppins. No, he was the

795
00:36:53.639 --> 00:36:54.280
<v Speaker 2>Chimney swep.

796
00:36:54.360 --> 00:36:58.800
<v Speaker 1>Chimney sweep, gotcha Okay, not British, gotcha, not British, but

797
00:36:59.360 --> 00:37:00.400
<v Speaker 1>accent like that.

798
00:37:01.320 --> 00:37:04.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Sorr, I apologize. I guess if I'm going to

799
00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:10.800
<v Speaker 2>put out who I wouldn't mind dying? Wow, Okay, Brian Coburger.

800
00:37:11.039 --> 00:37:14.119
<v Speaker 2>You know we started the trial, not the trial, but

801
00:37:14.199 --> 00:37:17.719
<v Speaker 2>the sentencing today. I know I've got people give the

802
00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:22.880
<v Speaker 2>impact statements. I would be great with that, I think.

803
00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:24.559
<v Speaker 1>Okay, if somebody just shanked him real.

804
00:37:24.480 --> 00:37:29.039
<v Speaker 2>Good, yes during live, Okay, well, I.

805
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:31.840
<v Speaker 1>Don't want to go live, but I would say it's

806
00:37:31.880 --> 00:37:34.119
<v Speaker 1>not going to be long for him in prison. And

807
00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:38.000
<v Speaker 1>that's a good one. That's a really good one. Because

808
00:37:39.239 --> 00:37:41.719
<v Speaker 1>half of the families of the two of the families

809
00:37:41.719 --> 00:37:44.719
<v Speaker 1>of the slang students wanted him to just go ahead

810
00:37:44.719 --> 00:37:46.400
<v Speaker 1>and have the whole trow and get the death penalty,

811
00:37:46.519 --> 00:37:48.199
<v Speaker 1>and the two of the families said, we're fine for

812
00:37:48.280 --> 00:37:50.119
<v Speaker 1>him to serve back to back to back life. He's

813
00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:51.800
<v Speaker 1>never getting out. There's never going to be a pearle

814
00:37:51.840 --> 00:37:54.599
<v Speaker 1>board that they're going to have to go to. I

815
00:37:54.639 --> 00:37:58.239
<v Speaker 1>personally wouild people may find this weird because I do

816
00:37:58.400 --> 00:38:01.760
<v Speaker 1>lean left politically. People would find it very weird that

817
00:38:01.840 --> 00:38:03.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm for the death penalty.

818
00:38:03.639 --> 00:38:06.159
<v Speaker 2>You know what's so crazy is I am for the

819
00:38:06.199 --> 00:38:09.440
<v Speaker 2>death penalty for myself. If you say, hey, you're going

820
00:38:09.519 --> 00:38:11.800
<v Speaker 2>to go to prison for the next seven years, or

821
00:38:11.840 --> 00:38:13.760
<v Speaker 2>you can have the death penalty, and like just give

822
00:38:13.800 --> 00:38:15.800
<v Speaker 2>it to me, Like I can't do seven years in prison?

823
00:38:16.360 --> 00:38:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Can they say that? But they say ace that if

824
00:38:18.480 --> 00:38:22.320
<v Speaker 1>you're on death row, it's the accommodations and everything are

825
00:38:22.400 --> 00:38:25.480
<v Speaker 1>so much better. And then hardily it ever happens. People

826
00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:26.920
<v Speaker 1>are on death row for like twenty years.

827
00:38:27.079 --> 00:38:29.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm volunteer, Like, I don't want to do even

828
00:38:29.880 --> 00:38:32.599
<v Speaker 2>a day in prison. I wouldn't make it. I'm not

829
00:38:32.760 --> 00:38:35.000
<v Speaker 2>built for that. I know a lot of people think

830
00:38:35.039 --> 00:38:37.320
<v Speaker 2>my ass might be built for that because everyone seems

831
00:38:37.320 --> 00:38:39.119
<v Speaker 2>to think I'm like a power bottom or something. But

832
00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:42.880
<v Speaker 2>like I really do think that, Like I would just

833
00:38:43.199 --> 00:38:46.199
<v Speaker 2>volunteer and be like, can I just go now, I

834
00:38:46.239 --> 00:38:48.760
<v Speaker 2>don't want the firing squad. Just give me the injection

835
00:38:48.920 --> 00:38:49.840
<v Speaker 2>and just call it a day.

836
00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:54.760
<v Speaker 1>I think both are pretty terrible. But the firering is

837
00:38:54.760 --> 00:38:57.280
<v Speaker 1>squad is interesting, right because it's like seven people and

838
00:38:57.280 --> 00:38:59.760
<v Speaker 1>then none of them know which has the right bullet.

839
00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:00.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh I didn't know that.

840
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's there's like seven people lined up aimed at you,

841
00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:07.519
<v Speaker 1>and none of them know which one has the actual bullet,

842
00:39:08.239 --> 00:39:10.360
<v Speaker 1>the rest of them of her firing blanks or whatever.

843
00:39:10.519 --> 00:39:13.599
<v Speaker 2>Actually, I'm lying, I would rather have that because that's

844
00:39:13.599 --> 00:39:14.320
<v Speaker 2>more dramatic.

845
00:39:14.559 --> 00:39:14.760
<v Speaker 1>You know.

846
00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:17.239
<v Speaker 2>I want to go out with a with a story

847
00:39:17.280 --> 00:39:17.719
<v Speaker 2>to tell.

848
00:39:17.880 --> 00:39:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, all right, I will be the.

849
00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:26.159
<v Speaker 2>First person who gets like petty theft death sentence.

850
00:39:26.000 --> 00:39:28.039
<v Speaker 1>Because you're like, listen, I know I'm going to be

851
00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:30.679
<v Speaker 1>in here for four nights. Yep, and I can't take it,

852
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:31.920
<v Speaker 1>So just go ahead and take me out back.

853
00:39:32.159 --> 00:39:32.440
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

854
00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:34.719
<v Speaker 1>You guys need to practice on somebody. I'll do it.

855
00:39:40.480 --> 00:39:42.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh, we're both going to help.

856
00:39:43.360 --> 00:39:47.800
<v Speaker 1>Bravo gossip that's happening in the world. I did see

857
00:39:48.920 --> 00:39:52.159
<v Speaker 1>Brittany and Zach on Watch What Happens Live last night

858
00:39:52.199 --> 00:39:55.320
<v Speaker 1>after the Valley and he asked, like, how do you

859
00:39:55.320 --> 00:39:59.079
<v Speaker 1>feel about Jack's leaving the Valley?

860
00:39:59.400 --> 00:39:59.519
<v Speaker 2>Right?

861
00:39:59.679 --> 00:40:02.320
<v Speaker 1>And she he goes, well, you know, whenever I saw

862
00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:06.800
<v Speaker 1>that that decision was made by I was glad about that.

863
00:40:07.039 --> 00:40:10.920
<v Speaker 1>And then she goes, you know, like whoever made the decision.

864
00:40:11.199 --> 00:40:13.280
<v Speaker 1>I think that was a good one. It was funny

865
00:40:13.320 --> 00:40:15.880
<v Speaker 1>because she didn't and this is the time when Adie

866
00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:18.440
<v Speaker 1>could jump in and go, well, he said he chose

867
00:40:18.480 --> 00:40:20.320
<v Speaker 1>to leave, you know, Andy goes. It just kept it

868
00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:23.480
<v Speaker 1>pushing because he's like, obviously it wasn't Jackson's decision to

869
00:40:23.599 --> 00:40:24.920
<v Speaker 1>leave his own show.

870
00:40:25.559 --> 00:40:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Here's some tidbits for you.

871
00:40:28.199 --> 00:40:29.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm ready.

872
00:40:29.400 --> 00:40:32.880
<v Speaker 2>I have heard that it's not all that it seems

873
00:40:32.880 --> 00:40:33.119
<v Speaker 2>to be.

874
00:40:34.559 --> 00:40:37.199
<v Speaker 1>Okay, could you go a little deeper into that.

875
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:42.159
<v Speaker 2>I have heard that we need to wait for next

876
00:40:42.199 --> 00:40:47.119
<v Speaker 2>season to see if Jackson's really really gone.

877
00:40:47.280 --> 00:40:48.760
<v Speaker 1>So he's going to be a friend of.

878
00:40:50.880 --> 00:40:54.199
<v Speaker 2>I'm not entirely sure what the exact role will be.

879
00:40:54.280 --> 00:40:59.880
<v Speaker 1>But he's not gone, or he's filmed for this Currencies

880
00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:02.320
<v Speaker 1>and then he's asked to leave.

881
00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:05.679
<v Speaker 2>They've already possibly rumor has it set.

882
00:41:05.599 --> 00:41:08.920
<v Speaker 1>Up a storyline for him to come back, for.

883
00:41:08.960 --> 00:41:14.400
<v Speaker 2>Him to have a redemption, But there's no way.

884
00:41:14.519 --> 00:41:17.039
<v Speaker 1>He like Ace. It doesn't matter if you hand him

885
00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:20.000
<v Speaker 1>a script and have him memorize it, he physically mentally

886
00:41:20.039 --> 00:41:24.039
<v Speaker 1>cannot do it. He cannot redeem himself. He's had a

887
00:41:24.159 --> 00:41:28.119
<v Speaker 1>thousand chances to have a redemption storyline, and he's never

888
00:41:28.159 --> 00:41:28.960
<v Speaker 1>been able to do.

889
00:41:28.880 --> 00:41:32.239
<v Speaker 2>It, never, And I was dying when he's sitting there

890
00:41:32.280 --> 00:41:35.079
<v Speaker 2>talking to Brittany at the Zen party and he's like,

891
00:41:35.159 --> 00:41:37.039
<v Speaker 2>I just want to make this work. I want us

892
00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:39.400
<v Speaker 2>to do this well. And she's like, okay, Jax, well

893
00:41:39.440 --> 00:41:41.760
<v Speaker 2>there you signing the papers and he's like, I'll wait

894
00:41:41.800 --> 00:41:43.840
<v Speaker 2>till the very last day and she's like why is

895
00:41:43.880 --> 00:41:47.079
<v Speaker 2>like just because I can't. I'm like, you are so nasty.

896
00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:49.280
<v Speaker 2>That's something that like maybe you do, but you don't

897
00:41:49.280 --> 00:41:51.039
<v Speaker 2>say it in front of cameras. And he's just like,

898
00:41:51.519 --> 00:41:53.440
<v Speaker 2>it's it's not there because it's none.

899
00:41:53.280 --> 00:41:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Of it, just because she has just.

900
00:41:54.920 --> 00:42:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Why Jacks rotting Hal, Jacks rotten Hale, change one bit,

901
00:42:01.400 --> 00:42:02.559
<v Speaker 2>you need to change one bit.

902
00:42:02.760 --> 00:42:05.760
<v Speaker 1>Jack's greasy man child, You're disgusting.

903
00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:07.880
<v Speaker 2>I look at Jack's now and I see that he's

904
00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:11.000
<v Speaker 2>got the greasy hay or the greasy poors, the greasy face,

905
00:42:11.119 --> 00:42:14.159
<v Speaker 2>the veins sticking out of his head, and I just think,

906
00:42:14.679 --> 00:42:18.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't like this man one bit. Can I say

907
00:42:18.159 --> 00:42:20.280
<v Speaker 2>something really mean for a minute and just between you

908
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:20.599
<v Speaker 2>and I?

909
00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:22.639
<v Speaker 1>Okay, nobody's listening, Go ahead.

910
00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:27.039
<v Speaker 2>Right, Oh, can somebody get her a flattering outfit.

911
00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:30.800
<v Speaker 1>Last night, Keisha, who co hosts with me on Our

912
00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:33.480
<v Speaker 1>Valley Recaps, sent me a text and said, oh, did

913
00:42:33.519 --> 00:42:35.599
<v Speaker 1>you see you know they're going to be on Watch

914
00:42:35.599 --> 00:42:38.440
<v Speaker 1>What Happens? Oh it's funny. I'm watching it now. And

915
00:42:38.480 --> 00:42:42.840
<v Speaker 1>she goes, you know, just a just a stylist. Yeah,

916
00:42:43.800 --> 00:42:45.840
<v Speaker 1>and so many people would do it for free. Shouldn't

917
00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:46.559
<v Speaker 1>you have to pay him?

918
00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:47.760
<v Speaker 2>I would do it for free.

919
00:42:48.039 --> 00:42:50.760
<v Speaker 1>I would do it for free. Zach had the dude

920
00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:53.119
<v Speaker 1>from the Summerhouse style him for Watch What Happens Live

921
00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:55.400
<v Speaker 1>last night. Just just just do a little go over

922
00:42:55.440 --> 00:42:57.880
<v Speaker 1>to the next dressing room and be like, hey, maybe

923
00:42:57.880 --> 00:42:59.000
<v Speaker 1>this isn't the outfit for.

924
00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:01.519
<v Speaker 2>You, right? How do you feel about Zach?

925
00:43:02.519 --> 00:43:07.239
<v Speaker 1>You know, I find Zach to be great comedic relief.

926
00:43:08.360 --> 00:43:12.320
<v Speaker 1>I find him funny. I think the situation with Banjer

927
00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:15.840
<v Speaker 1>is ridiculous. Stop trying to make Benji happen. I'm glad

928
00:43:15.880 --> 00:43:17.760
<v Speaker 1>you have a boyfriend. That's great. We're never going to

929
00:43:17.800 --> 00:43:19.800
<v Speaker 1>be interested in the storyline.

930
00:43:19.360 --> 00:43:22.440
<v Speaker 2>No, never. And also Benji, I'm like, can someone check

931
00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:26.760
<v Speaker 2>an idea on Benji? Benji's twelve? Benji, she's a married man.

932
00:43:27.280 --> 00:43:30.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like in wet World. Is Benji an adult, Like,

933
00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:32.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't really know about that.

934
00:43:32.559 --> 00:43:35.840
<v Speaker 1>He's a tiny little fella. But it was so hilarious

935
00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:38.760
<v Speaker 1>at the end of that episode where Zach's like, nobody,

936
00:43:39.000 --> 00:43:42.800
<v Speaker 1>no sounds nobody.

937
00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:47.679
<v Speaker 2>I need somebody to be by friend. Oh my god.

938
00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:51.239
<v Speaker 2>I when you say comedic relief, are you laughing with

939
00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:52.400
<v Speaker 2>him or at him?

940
00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I'm laughing with him. Okay, last night I was

941
00:43:56.079 --> 00:43:58.119
<v Speaker 1>laughing at him. I'm like, this is the drunk guy

942
00:43:58.159 --> 00:43:59.960
<v Speaker 1>at the party that you're trying to do a walk

943
00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:01.400
<v Speaker 1>circle to avoid.

944
00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:04.679
<v Speaker 2>Yes, when Janet was walking out and he was like,

945
00:44:05.039 --> 00:44:08.559
<v Speaker 2>that's right, bye, horror bye, And then she comes back

946
00:44:08.599 --> 00:44:10.840
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, why are you talking to me? Oh

947
00:44:10.920 --> 00:44:14.280
<v Speaker 2>my god. He's so insufferable, and I love him so

948
00:44:14.440 --> 00:44:16.280
<v Speaker 2>much as someone to hate.

949
00:44:16.519 --> 00:44:18.039
<v Speaker 1>I love it so much. When he looked right at

950
00:44:18.039 --> 00:44:22.239
<v Speaker 1>Brock and goes, I'll punch Yoursel'll punch you in the face. Goes,

951
00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:25.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm on your side, Like, please stop threatening me. I

952
00:44:25.119 --> 00:44:27.719
<v Speaker 1>obviously could take you down with my pinky. Please stop.

953
00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:30.599
<v Speaker 2>I would love to see Zach try and throw a punch.

954
00:44:31.039 --> 00:44:34.880
<v Speaker 2>Remember when the fight last season between like Kristen and

955
00:44:34.920 --> 00:44:38.719
<v Speaker 2>Michelle happened and he's like in the hallway and he's like, oh,

956
00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:42.760
<v Speaker 2>like over the I'm like, come on, you can't do shit.

957
00:44:43.639 --> 00:44:45.960
<v Speaker 1>I you know that he is like six or four.

958
00:44:46.039 --> 00:44:49.119
<v Speaker 1>He is like a tall you know. Yeah, well anyway, look,

959
00:44:49.119 --> 00:44:51.280
<v Speaker 1>I think he's funny and I think that the takedown

960
00:44:51.320 --> 00:44:54.880
<v Speaker 1>of him in the kitchen at Jesse's thing party at the.

961
00:44:54.840 --> 00:44:58.880
<v Speaker 2>House with Jack's, yeah, that was that was a great

962
00:44:58.920 --> 00:45:01.039
<v Speaker 2>moment for him. That's about the only time I've ever

963
00:45:01.079 --> 00:45:03.800
<v Speaker 2>been like, Okay, you can hang around, you know which

964
00:45:03.920 --> 00:45:04.800
<v Speaker 2>he goes.

965
00:45:05.119 --> 00:45:07.760
<v Speaker 1>He goes, well, you worried about five years five five

966
00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:10.039
<v Speaker 1>years ago, and he goes, I was like five days ago.

967
00:45:10.440 --> 00:45:14.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he's uh, he's tough, and that hair is

968
00:45:14.280 --> 00:45:16.760
<v Speaker 2>never going to grow on me. I'm never gonna be

969
00:45:16.760 --> 00:45:18.159
<v Speaker 2>able to say, like, I like that hair.

970
00:45:18.239 --> 00:45:20.079
<v Speaker 1>He also can't help what his hair is, but he

971
00:45:20.119 --> 00:45:22.440
<v Speaker 1>could also get a stylist to give him a.

972
00:45:22.440 --> 00:45:26.440
<v Speaker 2>New Yes, why why are we cutting it like that? Like,

973
00:45:27.000 --> 00:45:29.400
<v Speaker 2>are you still going back to Kentucky to get it styled?

974
00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:31.840
<v Speaker 2>Are you getting the master stylist at jac Penny to

975
00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:33.880
<v Speaker 2>do this for you? Like it's bad, it's.

976
00:45:33.800 --> 00:45:36.519
<v Speaker 1>Really really Kurt Is only they're going to get your

977
00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:39.400
<v Speaker 1>hair cut at JAC Penny. I did that in college

978
00:45:39.559 --> 00:45:41.840
<v Speaker 1>and my parents JC Penny card and I'll be like,

979
00:45:42.079 --> 00:45:44.440
<v Speaker 1>who needs their haircut? We're going to j C. Penny.

980
00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:46.039
<v Speaker 2>We're all going to j C. Pennies.

981
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:49.039
<v Speaker 1>We're going jac Penny. You guys, everybody needed try. Any

982
00:45:49.039 --> 00:45:51.599
<v Speaker 1>boyfriend I had that was like my flex. Wow, I've

983
00:45:51.599 --> 00:45:54.639
<v Speaker 1>got a JAC Penny card and a BP card so

984
00:45:54.719 --> 00:45:56.360
<v Speaker 1>I could get the gas for free.

985
00:45:57.000 --> 00:45:59.679
<v Speaker 2>Wow. I didn't know you grew up some silver spoon.

986
00:45:59.760 --> 00:46:04.159
<v Speaker 1>Spoon with my j C. Penny hair. What are your

987
00:46:04.159 --> 00:46:08.800
<v Speaker 1>thoughts on the Shena and Brock cheating story.

988
00:46:09.159 --> 00:46:14.280
<v Speaker 2>I have to say yes, I don't mean to laugh,

989
00:46:14.400 --> 00:46:18.480
<v Speaker 2>but the fact that Sheena did not get Dancing with

990
00:46:18.519 --> 00:46:22.079
<v Speaker 2>the Stars, and then I felt like the last season

991
00:46:22.079 --> 00:46:24.760
<v Speaker 2>of vander Pump that we all know, uh was. She

992
00:46:24.920 --> 00:46:27.760
<v Speaker 2>was like, Okay, well I'm gonna talk about this affair

993
00:46:27.800 --> 00:46:30.679
<v Speaker 2>like that. It'll be my season. And then they were like, oh,

994
00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:34.039
<v Speaker 2>we've got this, We've got scanned of all, and she

995
00:46:34.199 --> 00:46:36.599
<v Speaker 2>was like, fuck, all right, well the next season I'll

996
00:46:36.639 --> 00:46:39.800
<v Speaker 2>talk about it. And they were like, we're canceled. We're canceled.

997
00:46:39.840 --> 00:46:42.599
<v Speaker 2>It's like girl can never get her big brain.

998
00:46:42.840 --> 00:46:46.320
<v Speaker 1>It's rough. It is rough. I agree, it is rough,

999
00:46:46.840 --> 00:46:50.679
<v Speaker 1>and I have a soft spot for Shena and she's

1000
00:46:51.519 --> 00:46:53.639
<v Speaker 1>a sweet girl. And I will say that.

1001
00:46:56.480 --> 00:46:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Got her.

1002
00:46:57.239 --> 00:47:00.400
<v Speaker 1>Chelsea Devince and Ben mandelker a watch crap and did

1003
00:47:01.199 --> 00:47:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Chelsea has a She has a podcast called Celebrity Book

1004
00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Club where she reads passages from celebrity memoirs and they

1005
00:47:10.000 --> 00:47:13.199
<v Speaker 1>read passages from Shena's and Ben from Watchwood. Crappin's was

1006
00:47:13.239 --> 00:47:15.960
<v Speaker 1>on and he read like the one of the opening

1007
00:47:16.079 --> 00:47:18.960
<v Speaker 1>sentences of her book and it literally listed eleven guys

1008
00:47:19.199 --> 00:47:22.199
<v Speaker 1>that she had banged that were celebrities. Wow, and it's like,

1009
00:47:22.480 --> 00:47:24.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, John may Or, Jesse Metcalf, two of the

1010
00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:27.440
<v Speaker 1>people from the Notebook, six members of Puddle of Mud.

1011
00:47:27.480 --> 00:47:30.079
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, it's just like random. It was

1012
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:35.559
<v Speaker 1>hilarious and it was one sentence she named eleven famous

1013
00:47:35.559 --> 00:47:38.480
<v Speaker 1>people that she had had dalliances with. So good for her.

1014
00:47:39.199 --> 00:47:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Name them, name them, name them, name them.

1015
00:47:40.840 --> 00:47:42.800
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I miss most about Sheena is

1016
00:47:42.920 --> 00:47:47.960
<v Speaker 2>I miss going to her nasty little condo with uh

1017
00:47:48.000 --> 00:47:52.880
<v Speaker 2>what was her Mike Shay? Yeah, and seeing those giant

1018
00:47:53.280 --> 00:47:57.559
<v Speaker 2>canvas prints on her walls. Yes, I missed those days.

1019
00:47:57.559 --> 00:47:59.199
<v Speaker 2>That was a better time and that's like when I

1020
00:47:59.280 --> 00:48:00.920
<v Speaker 2>felt like we lived in a proper country.

1021
00:48:01.320 --> 00:48:03.920
<v Speaker 1>But you know that what we found out about the

1022
00:48:03.960 --> 00:48:05.960
<v Speaker 1>reason they did that was because they had like stuff

1023
00:48:05.960 --> 00:48:08.559
<v Speaker 1>on their walls that Home Goods wouldn't allow them to

1024
00:48:08.559 --> 00:48:12.679
<v Speaker 1>say that they wouldn't copy, trademark, copyright, whatever, So they

1025
00:48:12.719 --> 00:48:14.920
<v Speaker 1>had to take down everything from their walls so that

1026
00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:19.840
<v Speaker 1>the production wouldn't have to blur it. So it so

1027
00:48:20.000 --> 00:48:22.920
<v Speaker 1>she put her own photos up. But it was sort

1028
00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:25.039
<v Speaker 1>of like that was an era where once we found

1029
00:48:25.039 --> 00:48:27.079
<v Speaker 1>that out, we're like, oh, so the magic is kind

1030
00:48:27.079 --> 00:48:28.920
<v Speaker 1>of worn off because we thought she just did that.

1031
00:48:30.039 --> 00:48:32.079
<v Speaker 1>And by the way, maybe she would just do that anyway,

1032
00:48:32.320 --> 00:48:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah she would. Well I'm sorry for Sheena, but I'm

1033
00:48:36.000 --> 00:48:37.960
<v Speaker 1>glad they worked it out because you know, marriage is hard,

1034
00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:41.239
<v Speaker 1>and good for them. Speaking of marriage is hard. Feelings

1035
00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:43.239
<v Speaker 1>on Denise richardsy yikes.

1036
00:48:44.599 --> 00:48:47.400
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you this right now, and if anyone, if

1037
00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:50.159
<v Speaker 2>anybody disagrees with me, I want them to know that

1038
00:48:50.159 --> 00:48:54.719
<v Speaker 2>they're wrong. Okay, if you watched Aaron's interview with TMZ

1039
00:48:55.199 --> 00:48:58.559
<v Speaker 2>and you thought, oh, I knew he couldn't be a

1040
00:48:58.599 --> 00:49:03.719
<v Speaker 2>bad guy. He's a terrible human being. Uh, he never

1041
00:49:03.800 --> 00:49:06.079
<v Speaker 2>said like He didn't even address the fact that, like, well,

1042
00:49:06.559 --> 00:49:08.519
<v Speaker 2>why does she have the black eye? He was like,

1043
00:49:08.599 --> 00:49:11.159
<v Speaker 2>well she was she was cheating on me.

1044
00:49:11.440 --> 00:49:12.840
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, she.

1045
00:49:12.840 --> 00:49:15.360
<v Speaker 2>Could have killed your dog and you shouldn't have punched

1046
00:49:15.360 --> 00:49:18.079
<v Speaker 2>her in the face, you know, Like I don't. I

1047
00:49:18.079 --> 00:49:21.000
<v Speaker 2>don't understand how we're We're just trying to look past

1048
00:49:21.079 --> 00:49:23.960
<v Speaker 2>all that. There's nothing that Denny's could have done that

1049
00:49:24.079 --> 00:49:27.679
<v Speaker 2>should have ended with her having those pictures. I don't

1050
00:49:27.679 --> 00:49:29.840
<v Speaker 2>believe anything he says. I think he's a psycho. We've

1051
00:49:29.840 --> 00:49:32.000
<v Speaker 2>seen him be a psycho on the show. We saw

1052
00:49:32.079 --> 00:49:34.000
<v Speaker 2>him say I'll squeeze your fucking hand.

1053
00:49:33.719 --> 00:49:35.400
<v Speaker 1>Off or whatever you say, I'll break your hand.

1054
00:49:35.519 --> 00:49:38.920
<v Speaker 2>I'll break your hand, he said at that dinner when

1055
00:49:38.960 --> 00:49:40.960
<v Speaker 2>he was like being very paranoid.

1056
00:49:41.800 --> 00:49:44.039
<v Speaker 1>That was a big, big, big farma. They're behind us there,

1057
00:49:44.039 --> 00:49:44.400
<v Speaker 1>behind us.

1058
00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, I can't talk about it. They're listening right now.

1059
00:49:47.480 --> 00:49:51.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, And then people were following him like he's

1060
00:49:52.119 --> 00:49:57.119
<v Speaker 2>he's cuckoo could chew. And I hope that she got

1061
00:49:57.239 --> 00:49:59.280
<v Speaker 2>number one. I hope she got her house fucking back

1062
00:49:59.280 --> 00:50:00.000
<v Speaker 2>from his family.

1063
00:50:00.440 --> 00:50:02.280
<v Speaker 1>I hope she had some sort of prenup that she

1064
00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:04.119
<v Speaker 1>doesn't have to take on his debt because he's being

1065
00:50:04.159 --> 00:50:05.559
<v Speaker 1>sued by a lot of people because he told a

1066
00:50:05.599 --> 00:50:07.840
<v Speaker 1>lot of people he could like cure their cancer or whatnot.

1067
00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:10.199
<v Speaker 2>Of course, of course, and I hope she gets out

1068
00:50:10.199 --> 00:50:11.519
<v Speaker 2>of those four town homes.

1069
00:50:12.199 --> 00:50:15.559
<v Speaker 1>It's just and you have to think too when they

1070
00:50:15.599 --> 00:50:18.639
<v Speaker 1>filmed that reality show and people were like, this is cute.

1071
00:50:18.679 --> 00:50:20.480
<v Speaker 1>This is a nice little palate cleanser, like it's one

1072
00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:21.960
<v Speaker 1>of these things you could have on and just sort

1073
00:50:21.960 --> 00:50:23.800
<v Speaker 1>of watch, and yeah, you know, we gotta love these

1074
00:50:23.920 --> 00:50:27.079
<v Speaker 1>the daughters, like the Whore and the Madonna, the two daughters,

1075
00:50:27.119 --> 00:50:29.400
<v Speaker 1>like you know, the only fans of the Christian fighting.

1076
00:50:29.440 --> 00:50:32.840
<v Speaker 1>And I thought it was all fascinating. And it's like, okay,

1077
00:50:33.159 --> 00:50:36.280
<v Speaker 1>give us a season two of it without Big Dick Aaron. Okay,

1078
00:50:36.440 --> 00:50:37.480
<v Speaker 1>that's what we need.

1079
00:50:37.559 --> 00:50:41.360
<v Speaker 2>Right, that's I just it's so crazy because like I

1080
00:50:41.440 --> 00:50:43.800
<v Speaker 2>did fall for it. I did. I was like, God,

1081
00:50:43.840 --> 00:50:45.760
<v Speaker 2>they are like just like a normal color.

1082
00:50:45.800 --> 00:50:47.440
<v Speaker 1>They're just like so hot for each other.

1083
00:50:47.639 --> 00:50:51.599
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, he's a monster. I do not trust him.

1084
00:50:51.719 --> 00:50:54.320
<v Speaker 2>I hope that. You know what, if I'm going to

1085
00:50:54.400 --> 00:50:57.360
<v Speaker 2>name my number three, maybe that's what I'm thinking. Maybe

1086
00:50:57.360 --> 00:50:58.039
<v Speaker 2>that's what I'm hoping.

1087
00:50:59.599 --> 00:51:03.280
<v Speaker 1>Wow, We're not hoping for anybody to die except Brian Coburger.

1088
00:51:04.079 --> 00:51:09.360
<v Speaker 1>We're not hoping for anybody to die except Brian Coburger. Okay,

1089
00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:15.639
<v Speaker 1>and I won't say anybody else. Okay, so let's let's uh,

1090
00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:17.559
<v Speaker 1>let's see I will tell you last night on Watch

1091
00:51:17.559 --> 00:51:24.280
<v Speaker 1>what happens Back to the Valley. Andy did ask Brittany, like,

1092
00:51:24.400 --> 00:51:26.239
<v Speaker 1>do you believe he's sober? In course Zac's over. They're

1093
00:51:26.239 --> 00:51:32.559
<v Speaker 1>going pulling all the faces right, and she's like stop stop, Zack,

1094
00:51:32.679 --> 00:51:35.599
<v Speaker 1>you stop, and he goes, no way, I want, Brittany.

1095
00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:38.320
<v Speaker 1>He goes, no, I think Britney should answer, and she goes,

1096
00:51:38.920 --> 00:51:41.679
<v Speaker 1>I'll say this. I think he is sober from some

1097
00:51:41.760 --> 00:51:42.960
<v Speaker 1>things and not others.

1098
00:51:43.800 --> 00:51:46.159
<v Speaker 2>And I want everyone to know right now, I'm single

1099
00:51:46.199 --> 00:51:46.920
<v Speaker 2>as a pringle.

1100
00:51:47.559 --> 00:51:52.280
<v Speaker 1>She did say single as a pringle. She had to

1101
00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:55.719
<v Speaker 1>reiterate that she wasn't trying to hit on Shark Week

1102
00:51:55.840 --> 00:52:00.519
<v Speaker 1>guy because he shut it down so quick he said

1103
00:52:00.519 --> 00:52:02.360
<v Speaker 1>to and he goes, I'm I come here every year

1104
00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:04.039
<v Speaker 1>and every year I'm still married. So I don't know

1105
00:52:04.039 --> 00:52:06.440
<v Speaker 1>why you asked me every time. I was like, okay,

1106
00:52:06.440 --> 00:52:07.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he's gonna get invited back to

1107
00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:09.440
<v Speaker 1>be the bartender because he had an attitude.

1108
00:52:09.880 --> 00:52:11.320
<v Speaker 2>You know who would like to be the bartender?

1109
00:52:11.440 --> 00:52:12.920
<v Speaker 1>Us, me and you.

1110
00:52:13.320 --> 00:52:13.920
<v Speaker 2>We could do it.

1111
00:52:14.119 --> 00:52:15.920
<v Speaker 1>We could do it. We could do it. And uh,

1112
00:52:16.000 --> 00:52:19.679
<v Speaker 1>Kate Casey could do it. Yeah, Kate's been dying to

1113
00:52:19.679 --> 00:52:20.719
<v Speaker 1>do it for years.

1114
00:52:21.119 --> 00:52:23.760
<v Speaker 2>Why don't we just get like ten podcasters together to

1115
00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:27.360
<v Speaker 2>all be the bartender together, and we'll all just.

1116
00:52:27.320 --> 00:52:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Put one hand on the drink and like pretend all

1117
00:52:29.519 --> 00:52:30.360
<v Speaker 1>together and be like.

1118
00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:33.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, well I don't even need to touch the drink.

1119
00:52:33.039 --> 00:52:36.559
<v Speaker 2>I just want to be in the front. I'll be

1120
00:52:36.599 --> 00:52:38.440
<v Speaker 2>honest with you. As much as I think I would

1121
00:52:38.440 --> 00:52:41.360
<v Speaker 2>love to be the bartender, I would be so fucking awkward.

1122
00:52:41.480 --> 00:52:44.360
<v Speaker 2>And I hate when they like like they're like, we

1123
00:52:44.400 --> 00:52:46.400
<v Speaker 2>don't need you to say anything, but then they go

1124
00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:52.559
<v Speaker 2>to you and you're like, yeah, yeah, it's so uncomfortable.

1125
00:52:54.960 --> 00:52:58.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, you could get my cookies. They're like, you

1126
00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:01.320
<v Speaker 2>don't have cookies. I was like, fuck, that was yesterday's guest.

1127
00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:04.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't know you can do something, no idea. Yeah,

1128
00:53:04.159 --> 00:53:04.840
<v Speaker 2>i'd be terrible.

1129
00:53:05.360 --> 00:53:07.400
<v Speaker 1>You look at my hairline. It's hymns.

1130
00:53:07.800 --> 00:53:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh for sure, that's yeah. I would definitely say

1131
00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:12.119
<v Speaker 2>something like that. It would be awful.

1132
00:53:12.800 --> 00:53:16.559
<v Speaker 1>Now now, Atlanta, let's really quick. I will say that

1133
00:53:16.599 --> 00:53:19.519
<v Speaker 1>for this past reunion, I like how Cynthia sort of

1134
00:53:19.519 --> 00:53:22.119
<v Speaker 1>stood her ground and was like, Kenya is my friend

1135
00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:23.840
<v Speaker 1>and she's been my friend for X amount of years,

1136
00:53:23.840 --> 00:53:25.920
<v Speaker 1>but I've never seen anything like this, and I haven't

1137
00:53:25.960 --> 00:53:30.440
<v Speaker 1>talked to her, and I like I like how they

1138
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:33.400
<v Speaker 1>showed that Kenya made a post that said the reunion

1139
00:53:33.480 --> 00:53:35.000
<v Speaker 1>is today. I wish I was there. What I did

1140
00:53:35.079 --> 00:53:38.559
<v Speaker 1>was horrible. I truly apologize, which we hadn't seen before.

1141
00:53:38.639 --> 00:53:40.360
<v Speaker 1>She had kind of been like, this bitch was after

1142
00:53:40.400 --> 00:53:42.280
<v Speaker 1>me and said she's gonna shoot me, So that's why

1143
00:53:42.280 --> 00:53:44.719
<v Speaker 1>I did it. So now she's had some PR training

1144
00:53:44.760 --> 00:53:48.800
<v Speaker 1>and it's like, ooh, whoops. I think I'll just fully

1145
00:53:48.840 --> 00:53:51.119
<v Speaker 1>apologize with no ifsands or bus because I'd like to

1146
00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:51.679
<v Speaker 1>be back on the.

1147
00:53:51.599 --> 00:53:55.119
<v Speaker 2>Show Where are you at? With Kenya in this whole situation.

1148
00:53:55.719 --> 00:53:57.719
<v Speaker 1>What she did was horrible, and the fact that, like

1149
00:53:57.760 --> 00:54:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Portia said, everybody has said that she did it at

1150
00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:06.159
<v Speaker 1>her own event was the Tzarrow world, Like, if you're

1151
00:54:06.199 --> 00:54:08.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna do something like that, do it at somebody else's event,

1152
00:54:08.679 --> 00:54:10.760
<v Speaker 1>Don't do it at this salon where you're trying to

1153
00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:15.639
<v Speaker 1>like create a future earnings situation like that made no sense, right,

1154
00:54:16.800 --> 00:54:20.000
<v Speaker 1>and so that was terrible. So I definitely think she

1155
00:54:20.239 --> 00:54:22.599
<v Speaker 1>has to be put on pause for a couple of seasons.

1156
00:54:22.719 --> 00:54:24.480
<v Speaker 1>And that makes me sad because she's good TV and

1157
00:54:24.519 --> 00:54:26.320
<v Speaker 1>I like to look at her because she's pretty. But

1158
00:54:26.400 --> 00:54:29.880
<v Speaker 1>what she did was pretty terrible. And come to find out,

1159
00:54:29.920 --> 00:54:33.239
<v Speaker 1>the pictures that she had weren't even Britt.

1160
00:54:33.559 --> 00:54:37.679
<v Speaker 2>I am so glad Britt is gone. She was terrible, terrible,

1161
00:54:37.960 --> 00:54:41.800
<v Speaker 2>worst worst one season Housewife Well, okay, that's not true.

1162
00:54:41.840 --> 00:54:46.840
<v Speaker 2>We had Peggy what's her name o C. Yeah, house

1163
00:54:46.920 --> 00:54:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Wife was such a flop, but I mean she was terrible.

1164
00:54:52.840 --> 00:54:56.119
<v Speaker 2>I hated her so much. I am shocked because as

1165
00:54:56.119 --> 00:55:00.400
<v Speaker 2>soon as I saw LaToya Jackson on tv an, I

1166
00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:03.119
<v Speaker 2>was like, she's going to be terrible. She's going to

1167
00:55:03.119 --> 00:55:05.639
<v Speaker 2>be a terrible, terrible, terrible housewife. And then I was like,

1168
00:55:06.079 --> 00:55:06.719
<v Speaker 2>I like her.

1169
00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:10.679
<v Speaker 1>I like her. I am expecting it any moment she's

1170
00:55:10.719 --> 00:55:13.719
<v Speaker 1>going to break out into Rhythm Nation. I agree, yes,

1171
00:55:14.239 --> 00:55:17.719
<v Speaker 1>But I love her husband, Yeah, love I love him

1172
00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:19.960
<v Speaker 1>And I've told this story several times. But because my

1173
00:55:20.039 --> 00:55:25.480
<v Speaker 1>husband is a sportsy sports sportsball person with the show

1174
00:55:25.679 --> 00:55:27.519
<v Speaker 1>premiered and I just like had it on and I

1175
00:55:27.679 --> 00:55:29.239
<v Speaker 1>paused it because he walked through the room and he

1176
00:55:29.280 --> 00:55:31.400
<v Speaker 1>was going to like say something stall positive and he

1177
00:55:31.440 --> 00:55:36.519
<v Speaker 1>looked over and goes, is that Charles Oakley? And I said, oh, yeah,

1178
00:55:36.599 --> 00:55:38.599
<v Speaker 1>he's married to this woman. That's so he's on the

1179
00:55:38.599 --> 00:55:41.239
<v Speaker 1>show round And I mean he was disgusted. He's like,

1180
00:55:42.119 --> 00:55:46.039
<v Speaker 1>that very famous played with Michael Jordan basketball player is

1181
00:55:46.119 --> 00:55:47.840
<v Speaker 1>on this show. I go, yeah, yeah, he is.

1182
00:55:48.480 --> 00:55:51.320
<v Speaker 2>It took me a minute to realize that Charles Oakley

1183
00:55:51.400 --> 00:55:52.800
<v Speaker 2>is not Charles Barkley.

1184
00:55:53.159 --> 00:55:53.880
<v Speaker 1>It's confusing.

1185
00:55:54.199 --> 00:55:58.079
<v Speaker 2>I don't know my sports balls that well. So I

1186
00:55:58.159 --> 00:56:00.719
<v Speaker 2>was like, I don't know who this man is.

1187
00:56:00.760 --> 00:56:04.320
<v Speaker 1>But he's famous on the level with Michael Jordan as

1188
00:56:04.320 --> 00:56:08.119
<v Speaker 1>far as as a as a Charles Barkley as a shack.

1189
00:56:08.599 --> 00:56:11.840
<v Speaker 1>He's that famous in that era of basketball from my

1190
00:56:11.920 --> 00:56:16.800
<v Speaker 1>understanding of my husband. And he's like, how the idea fallen?

1191
00:56:16.880 --> 00:56:18.119
<v Speaker 1>Like he can't and I go no, I think he's

1192
00:56:18.119 --> 00:56:19.880
<v Speaker 1>just supporting his wife who wants to be on the show,

1193
00:56:19.920 --> 00:56:22.159
<v Speaker 1>and so he's got to appear. If I was asked

1194
00:56:22.159 --> 00:56:23.639
<v Speaker 1>to be on one of these shows, your ass would

1195
00:56:23.719 --> 00:56:25.639
<v Speaker 1>be in here pretending to make stuff in the kitchen too.

1196
00:56:26.039 --> 00:56:30.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. How did you feel when she brought her birth

1197
00:56:30.039 --> 00:56:32.559
<v Speaker 2>certificate proving that she was forty four.

1198
00:56:33.159 --> 00:56:36.480
<v Speaker 1>I think that's hilarious that you have to prove your

1199
00:56:36.480 --> 00:56:39.159
<v Speaker 1>aide because everybody's like, girl, you know you're fifty four.

1200
00:56:39.519 --> 00:56:41.360
<v Speaker 1>I loved it. It was the real birth certificate too.

1201
00:56:41.599 --> 00:56:47.719
<v Speaker 1>It was I was just like ike, like most people are. Yeah,

1202
00:56:47.760 --> 00:56:52.039
<v Speaker 1>but so everybody thinks she looks old. Cynthia is this

1203
00:56:52.079 --> 00:56:54.159
<v Speaker 1>season is a friend of but yet she's on the

1204
00:56:54.159 --> 00:56:56.239
<v Speaker 1>couch the whole time, which is not how that's supposed

1205
00:56:56.239 --> 00:56:59.280
<v Speaker 1>to work. But I think she's like, I am Cynthia Bailey,

1206
00:56:59.280 --> 00:56:59.760
<v Speaker 1>and you will not.

1207
00:56:59.719 --> 00:57:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Be sent Well, she wasn't there for the first two minutes,

1208
00:57:02.519 --> 00:57:04.960
<v Speaker 2>and I think that's how they they they separated it.

1209
00:57:05.000 --> 00:57:06.559
<v Speaker 2>They were like, well, we don't have Cynthia out for

1210
00:57:06.599 --> 00:57:08.239
<v Speaker 2>the first two minutes, and then we bring her out,

1211
00:57:08.280 --> 00:57:10.519
<v Speaker 2>so that's how you know she's friend of. It's like, oh, okay,

1212
00:57:10.639 --> 00:57:13.360
<v Speaker 2>do you remember back in the day on Housewives when

1213
00:57:14.000 --> 00:57:17.000
<v Speaker 2>we would get a new housewife like four or five

1214
00:57:17.039 --> 00:57:20.719
<v Speaker 2>episodes in and like they wouldn't show up in the

1215
00:57:20.760 --> 00:57:24.400
<v Speaker 2>opening credits until then I and I and then sometimes

1216
00:57:24.440 --> 00:57:26.800
<v Speaker 2>do you remember when like Aviva Dresser didn't go on

1217
00:57:26.840 --> 00:57:29.000
<v Speaker 2>that trip, they took her out of the opening credits.

1218
00:57:29.039 --> 00:57:32.000
<v Speaker 2>They're like, nope, you're not included in this episode at all.

1219
00:57:32.360 --> 00:57:34.039
<v Speaker 1>You get in five thousand dollars deduction.

1220
00:57:34.440 --> 00:57:37.719
<v Speaker 2>Yep, I miss like I opening credits is always my

1221
00:57:37.719 --> 00:57:39.880
<v Speaker 2>favorite time and I get mad when they reuse them

1222
00:57:40.880 --> 00:57:41.480
<v Speaker 2>when they do it.

1223
00:57:41.400 --> 00:57:43.559
<v Speaker 1>From year to year, where it's like word on the

1224
00:57:43.559 --> 00:57:45.199
<v Speaker 1>Street is I'm the word on the street. Oh you

1225
00:57:45.199 --> 00:57:46.079
<v Speaker 1>already said that.

1226
00:57:46.440 --> 00:57:48.559
<v Speaker 2>Or just like I want a new look every time,

1227
00:57:49.039 --> 00:57:52.280
<v Speaker 2>like me too. The last season of Jersey, Teresa's hairline

1228
00:57:52.320 --> 00:57:55.840
<v Speaker 2>was still just above her eyebrows. Like that's she's gotten

1229
00:57:55.840 --> 00:57:57.880
<v Speaker 2>that lasered off a long time ago. Come on, yeah,

1230
00:57:58.000 --> 00:57:58.679
<v Speaker 2>she probably.

1231
00:57:58.400 --> 00:58:00.199
<v Speaker 1>Has to do that lasered off weekly because I think

1232
00:58:00.239 --> 00:58:02.360
<v Speaker 1>that's a situation that's just going to keep coming back.

1233
00:58:02.440 --> 00:58:03.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's tough. That is tough.

1234
00:58:04.360 --> 00:58:06.760
<v Speaker 1>Now, Miami, I know you do host a podcast with

1235
00:58:06.760 --> 00:58:09.960
<v Speaker 1>the Anna formerly of Real Housewives in Miami. It's It's

1236
00:58:10.039 --> 00:58:11.199
<v Speaker 1>Reality Courts.

1237
00:58:11.039 --> 00:58:14.599
<v Speaker 2>Yep, Real Court Tuesdays and Thursdays.

1238
00:58:14.400 --> 00:58:18.239
<v Speaker 1>And what's her inside scoop here? I'm gonna give you

1239
00:58:18.239 --> 00:58:20.079
<v Speaker 1>my hot takes. Okay, I'm going to just run down

1240
00:58:20.079 --> 00:58:22.920
<v Speaker 1>the cast. The Julia Gurdy thing is stupid. I don't care.

1241
00:58:24.280 --> 00:58:29.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't care about Lisa's cocaine loving boyfriend, Okay. I

1242
00:58:29.880 --> 00:58:32.159
<v Speaker 1>do care about Kiki, which we got more. Didn't know

1243
00:58:32.280 --> 00:58:36.280
<v Speaker 1>she had these children. I care a lot about Marisol

1244
00:58:36.320 --> 00:58:38.079
<v Speaker 1>and whish she was actually I just wish she lived

1245
00:58:38.119 --> 00:58:42.000
<v Speaker 1>with me. And I'd like more of the takedown of Todd.

1246
00:58:42.280 --> 00:58:44.360
<v Speaker 1>I'd like more of it. I'd like Frankie to come

1247
00:58:44.400 --> 00:58:48.199
<v Speaker 1>in and maybe throw a punch. I miss doctor Nicole

1248
00:58:48.239 --> 00:58:51.039
<v Speaker 1>and her beautiful face because I've really loved looking at her.

1249
00:58:52.199 --> 00:58:54.519
<v Speaker 1>Hate Larsa and I hate Adriana.

1250
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So number one, Anna will fight with you about

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00:58:59.239 --> 00:59:02.159
<v Speaker 2>the Marisol thing. She does not like Marisol one.

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00:59:02.199 --> 00:59:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well we can fight about it because I don't

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00:59:03.920 --> 00:59:07.000
<v Speaker 1>know Marisol, but I enjoy her on my screen. I

1254
00:59:07.039 --> 00:59:09.559
<v Speaker 1>started watching Real Housewise a Miami. I went back and

1255
00:59:09.599 --> 00:59:12.280
<v Speaker 1>watched from season one. I'd never watched it because of

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00:59:12.360 --> 00:59:15.599
<v Speaker 1>Marisol and Alexia on Real Housewives, Ultimate Girls Trup.

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00:59:15.880 --> 00:59:17.599
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I never watched.

1258
00:59:17.360 --> 00:59:18.639
<v Speaker 1>It, and I was like, now I love them and

1259
00:59:18.679 --> 00:59:19.400
<v Speaker 1>I need to watch it.

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00:59:19.559 --> 00:59:22.480
<v Speaker 2>That's insanity to me, Like, I there's a Housewives I'm

1261
00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:25.239
<v Speaker 2>watching it, I mean Real Housewives of Ohio. When they

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00:59:25.239 --> 00:59:27.639
<v Speaker 2>announced it, I'm there, Nebraska, I'll be there.

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00:59:27.840 --> 00:59:29.880
<v Speaker 1>I understand. And I tried to give Dubai a chance,

1264
00:59:29.920 --> 00:59:33.760
<v Speaker 1>but then I dipped out. But I had never watched it,

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00:59:33.760 --> 00:59:35.199
<v Speaker 1>and then I felt like it was too late. And

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00:59:35.239 --> 00:59:36.840
<v Speaker 1>then when I saw those two, I go, I don't

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00:59:36.840 --> 00:59:38.840
<v Speaker 1>know what's happening with the cockies in the bro but

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00:59:38.920 --> 00:59:41.760
<v Speaker 1>I love that woman and I love her.

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00:59:42.239 --> 00:59:46.000
<v Speaker 2>There you go so to kind of rebuttal some of

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00:59:46.039 --> 00:59:53.599
<v Speaker 2>that information. I love Kiki more than I love almost

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00:59:53.639 --> 00:59:57.320
<v Speaker 2>anyone in this world's funny. I would die for this woman.

1272
00:59:58.000 --> 01:00:00.679
<v Speaker 2>I would do anything to get her whole in the Mohido.

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01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why she's not. I think nobody in

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01:00:04.079 --> 01:00:08.199
<v Speaker 2>Miami is smart, so therefore nobody is funny. And I

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01:00:08.239 --> 01:00:11.480
<v Speaker 2>feel like Kiki is our one time where like someone's

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01:00:11.599 --> 01:00:16.400
<v Speaker 2>actually funny. We laugh at Larsa, we laugh at Lisa,

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01:00:16.559 --> 01:00:19.079
<v Speaker 2>we laugh at these people, but Kiki's the only one

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01:00:19.119 --> 01:00:19.800
<v Speaker 2>we laugh with.

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01:00:20.679 --> 01:00:25.639
<v Speaker 1>And I laugh with Marisol, and I laughed with doctor Nicole.

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01:00:26.119 --> 01:00:30.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh I missed doctor Nicole. That's that is a loss there,

1281
01:00:30.199 --> 01:00:33.239
<v Speaker 2>That is a big loss to all of us. I

1282
01:00:33.360 --> 01:00:37.400
<v Speaker 2>do not care for Stephanie the new housewife.

1283
01:00:37.159 --> 01:00:38.519
<v Speaker 1>So you forgot about her completely.

1284
01:00:38.960 --> 01:00:42.079
<v Speaker 2>It's just it's so much money talk. I'm here when

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01:00:42.079 --> 01:00:44.320
<v Speaker 2>she starts fighting. I love it. When she called Lisa

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01:00:44.320 --> 01:00:49.039
<v Speaker 2>out for being late, I loved it. But the constant

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01:00:49.480 --> 01:00:53.599
<v Speaker 2>just like, oh my god, Like when you scream so

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01:00:53.719 --> 01:00:55.360
<v Speaker 2>much that you have money, it's like you're broke.

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01:00:56.000 --> 01:00:58.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh and you're this is the next Jo Judae.

1290
01:00:58.960 --> 01:01:02.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean like, oh, we do for sure? Yeah, yeah,

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01:01:02.559 --> 01:01:08.239
<v Speaker 2>oh absolutely, Julia with adopting these kids. Now, I did

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01:01:08.280 --> 01:01:11.360
<v Speaker 2>say earlier in the season that I do think that

1293
01:01:11.480 --> 01:01:15.440
<v Speaker 2>Julia is very very dark, Like there's something very sinister

1294
01:01:15.519 --> 01:01:19.000
<v Speaker 2>about Julia that I've not seen in previous seasons, but

1295
01:01:19.079 --> 01:01:23.320
<v Speaker 2>now it's there. But now with the kids, I'm like, Okay, well,

1296
01:01:23.480 --> 01:01:25.239
<v Speaker 2>I think she's a good just a good person.

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01:01:25.519 --> 01:01:28.719
<v Speaker 1>What did you think about Martina's comment on surrogacy.

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01:01:29.960 --> 01:01:33.480
<v Speaker 2>I hope that we never see Martina again.

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01:01:34.559 --> 01:01:36.920
<v Speaker 1>That was so shocking. People are like, oh, well, she

1300
01:01:36.920 --> 01:01:38.440
<v Speaker 1>probably wrote that like twenty years ago.

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01:01:38.519 --> 01:01:38.559
<v Speaker 2>No.

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01:01:38.639 --> 01:01:40.559
<v Speaker 1>I was like, and it was like last week, Yeah,

1303
01:01:41.280 --> 01:01:42.000
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about it.

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01:01:42.079 --> 01:01:42.760
<v Speaker 2>Big three?

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01:01:43.159 --> 01:01:47.159
<v Speaker 1>What about an what an asshole? What an asshole?

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01:01:47.480 --> 01:01:51.039
<v Speaker 2>Also to know like number one, what does Big three mean?

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01:01:51.920 --> 01:01:53.360
<v Speaker 2>We were talking about a big three.

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01:01:53.639 --> 01:01:55.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh oh oh no no, no, no, no, we don't.

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01:01:55.519 --> 01:01:55.840
<v Speaker 1>We don't.

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01:01:55.920 --> 01:01:56.280
<v Speaker 2>We don't.

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01:01:56.360 --> 01:01:59.480
<v Speaker 1>We don't hope that no, no, no, no, we don't.

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01:01:59.519 --> 01:02:02.320
<v Speaker 1>Although that would speaking of rich, that would john to

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01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:03.280
<v Speaker 1>make Julia really rich.

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01:02:03.840 --> 01:02:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Is Martina really rich?

1315
01:02:05.719 --> 01:02:06.159
<v Speaker 1>Probably?

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01:02:06.239 --> 01:02:10.719
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Okay, I think that she's a monster. Now. I

1317
01:02:10.840 --> 01:02:14.840
<v Speaker 2>don't understand how it is that Julia can be an

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01:02:15.039 --> 01:02:20.480
<v Speaker 2>advocate for the lgbt QI a community when Martina doesn't

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01:02:20.519 --> 01:02:21.800
<v Speaker 2>approve of trans.

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01:02:21.519 --> 01:02:26.679
<v Speaker 1>People and and I mean, because you can't have it all, No,

1321
01:02:26.719 --> 01:02:27.760
<v Speaker 1>you can't have it all.

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01:02:28.079 --> 01:02:30.440
<v Speaker 2>I just don't understand. Like if I was a part

1323
01:02:30.480 --> 01:02:32.239
<v Speaker 2>of any of these things, I would be like, we

1324
01:02:32.280 --> 01:02:34.679
<v Speaker 2>need to get Julia far away from us. Whether she

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01:02:35.000 --> 01:02:37.719
<v Speaker 2>believes she's married to someone who does it and that

1326
01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:41.519
<v Speaker 2>is problematic and we can't be connected to that. I

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01:02:41.559 --> 01:02:48.280
<v Speaker 2>think that Martina is terrifying. I think that Martina is

1328
01:02:48.679 --> 01:02:51.320
<v Speaker 2>you know, she seems like she's just this old, frail

1329
01:02:51.400 --> 01:02:55.280
<v Speaker 2>woman walking around carrying a diaper bag these days. I

1330
01:02:55.320 --> 01:02:58.079
<v Speaker 2>think that Martina gets into some sinister shit.

1331
01:02:59.039 --> 01:03:00.360
<v Speaker 1>You think the two of them are minister?

1332
01:03:01.480 --> 01:03:03.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes? Now? Could I change next week for sure?

1333
01:03:04.119 --> 01:03:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

1334
01:03:04.360 --> 01:03:05.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I get flip.

1335
01:03:05.320 --> 01:03:09.760
<v Speaker 1>Flop listen, Martina maybe will come out with an apology

1336
01:03:09.800 --> 01:03:11.639
<v Speaker 1>and said she wasn't educated on the subject.

1337
01:03:11.960 --> 01:03:17.840
<v Speaker 2>M What day does Miami come out? Is it Wednesdays?

1338
01:03:18.280 --> 01:03:18.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

1339
01:03:19.320 --> 01:03:21.599
<v Speaker 2>I got it because what day does.

1340
01:03:22.519 --> 01:03:24.920
<v Speaker 1>I literally don't know. I watched it either on my

1341
01:03:25.000 --> 01:03:27.320
<v Speaker 1>DVR peacock and that's.

1342
01:03:27.159 --> 01:03:31.159
<v Speaker 2>Four Okay, it comes on at Wednesdays, So this is

1343
01:03:31.199 --> 01:03:32.039
<v Speaker 2>aeron Thursday.

1344
01:03:32.679 --> 01:03:34.320
<v Speaker 1>We have seen the new episode yet.

1345
01:03:34.320 --> 01:03:37.119
<v Speaker 2>Right, so I want to tell people about the new episode.

1346
01:03:37.559 --> 01:03:39.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, because you get screeners because I don't good?

1347
01:03:39.480 --> 01:03:39.639
<v Speaker 2>Good?

1348
01:03:39.920 --> 01:03:42.719
<v Speaker 1>Yes, so good for you. I'm not mad about that.

1349
01:03:42.760 --> 01:03:46.199
<v Speaker 2>Go ahead. Gerdy has this party, as you guys all

1350
01:03:46.239 --> 01:03:49.360
<v Speaker 2>know because you watched it last night. Gerty has this

1351
01:03:49.440 --> 01:03:53.159
<v Speaker 2>party and it's about, you know, her surviving cancer. She's

1352
01:03:53.199 --> 01:03:57.880
<v Speaker 2>one year out from her cancer and she's she's cancer free. Beautiful,

1353
01:03:57.920 --> 01:04:00.440
<v Speaker 2>beautiful party. Now, during this party, she does feel the

1354
01:04:00.480 --> 01:04:03.760
<v Speaker 2>need to interject in the middle of the party and say, hey,

1355
01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:05.559
<v Speaker 2>I just want to really want to clarify for everyone

1356
01:04:05.880 --> 01:04:07.639
<v Speaker 2>some lies that are being told. And then up on

1357
01:04:07.679 --> 01:04:10.440
<v Speaker 2>the big screen we get text with her and Julia. Now,

1358
01:04:10.440 --> 01:04:13.800
<v Speaker 2>these texts don't really there's they're very long, so you

1359
01:04:13.800 --> 01:04:15.880
<v Speaker 2>don't really like you start reading, you're kind of like,

1360
01:04:15.880 --> 01:04:18.000
<v Speaker 2>oh uh, do I really want to read all this?

1361
01:04:19.320 --> 01:04:24.000
<v Speaker 2>They don't really prove anything, and it seemed like all

1362
01:04:24.039 --> 01:04:26.159
<v Speaker 2>the women are disgusted. All the women are like, oh

1363
01:04:26.239 --> 01:04:27.800
<v Speaker 2>my god, I can't believe like she did. That is

1364
01:04:28.039 --> 01:04:32.320
<v Speaker 2>gross grow grey, girdy, groty, that is gross girdy. I

1365
01:04:32.360 --> 01:04:34.079
<v Speaker 2>can't believe you did that. Blah blah blah blah blah.

1366
01:04:34.199 --> 01:04:37.039
<v Speaker 2>And I thought to myself, I'm like, that is disgusting

1367
01:04:37.159 --> 01:04:39.719
<v Speaker 2>that you would use a cancer party to do that.

1368
01:04:40.320 --> 01:04:42.880
<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much, thank you, because that was like

1369
01:04:43.239 --> 01:04:47.960
<v Speaker 2>I in housewives history, I have never seen something like.

1370
01:04:47.880 --> 01:04:50.400
<v Speaker 1>That, Like, well, what about what about Kenya show with

1371
01:04:50.400 --> 01:04:51.280
<v Speaker 1>the blowdraw pictures?

1372
01:04:51.320 --> 01:04:54.360
<v Speaker 2>Equal or no? Because Kenya is self serving and it

1373
01:04:54.400 --> 01:04:57.239
<v Speaker 2>was for Kenya's salon, like this was about like she

1374
01:04:57.280 --> 01:04:59.679
<v Speaker 2>also had other they were raising money for cancer.

1375
01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:02.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh, it wasn't just to celebrate Gerdy only.

1376
01:05:02.159 --> 01:05:04.519
<v Speaker 2>It was to celebrate Gerdy. But then she also had

1377
01:05:04.559 --> 01:05:07.280
<v Speaker 2>other friends there who had had cancer and I survived,

1378
01:05:07.320 --> 01:05:09.519
<v Speaker 2>and then they were raising money for cancer and all

1379
01:05:09.559 --> 01:05:11.119
<v Speaker 2>this stuff. And then she's like, hey, real quick, I

1380
01:05:11.159 --> 01:05:13.400
<v Speaker 2>just want to quickly break in and just point this

1381
01:05:13.480 --> 01:05:16.719
<v Speaker 2>out to everybody. And I thought it was such a

1382
01:05:16.719 --> 01:05:20.199
<v Speaker 2>beautiful moment as a viewer, such a beautiful moment. Yeah,

1383
01:05:20.400 --> 01:05:22.280
<v Speaker 2>I think it kind of reminds me of back in

1384
01:05:22.280 --> 01:05:24.320
<v Speaker 2>the day. Remember when lu Anne went to go volunteer

1385
01:05:24.360 --> 01:05:26.480
<v Speaker 2>with all those poor kids and the girl was like,

1386
01:05:26.519 --> 01:05:28.519
<v Speaker 2>I want to be a model, and she's like, oh, well,

1387
01:05:28.559 --> 01:05:33.400
<v Speaker 2>losing weight's the easy part, Sweetie, Like, yes, beautiful moments.

1388
01:05:33.480 --> 01:05:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, we need to wrap up, and I'm sorry

1389
01:05:37.000 --> 01:05:38.519
<v Speaker 1>we're not going to get to talk about the return

1390
01:05:38.559 --> 01:05:39.920
<v Speaker 1>of Gretchen on OC.

1391
01:05:40.599 --> 01:05:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Can I you really quickly? Where do you stand on

1392
01:05:42.880 --> 01:05:44.239
<v Speaker 2>the Emily versus Katie situation?

1393
01:05:47.679 --> 01:05:51.039
<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to say, but I do. I

1394
01:05:51.480 --> 01:05:55.880
<v Speaker 1>stand with Emily. I know because I just know kind

1395
01:05:55.880 --> 01:05:58.559
<v Speaker 1>of a lot about other things Katie has done behind

1396
01:05:58.599 --> 01:06:01.760
<v Speaker 1>the scenes with people in the OC. If you could

1397
01:06:02.239 --> 01:06:03.679
<v Speaker 1>read between the lines on that.

1398
01:06:03.719 --> 01:06:06.800
<v Speaker 2>Well I know those things too. But I just have

1399
01:06:06.880 --> 01:06:12.519
<v Speaker 2>to say that my problem is Emily is mad because

1400
01:06:12.679 --> 01:06:18.360
<v Speaker 2>Katie said that the babysitter said that, her kids said,

1401
01:06:19.000 --> 01:06:21.519
<v Speaker 2>Emily said, Heather was me.

1402
01:06:22.280 --> 01:06:24.199
<v Speaker 1>Listen, I agree with you. Go to the.

1403
01:06:24.199 --> 01:06:28.320
<v Speaker 2>Reunion, and then she brings up this awful stuff about Katie,

1404
01:06:28.360 --> 01:06:31.199
<v Speaker 2>like some of the worst probably moments of her entire life,

1405
01:06:31.199 --> 01:06:34.000
<v Speaker 2>and she was like, how dary I'd hire an attorney

1406
01:06:34.039 --> 01:06:37.880
<v Speaker 2>to sue my old babysitter. It's like going to fucking

1407
01:06:37.960 --> 01:06:40.880
<v Speaker 2>Jimmy John Sandwich in Asana. Get away from me. I'm

1408
01:06:40.960 --> 01:06:43.000
<v Speaker 2>very mad at Emily right now. I'm not willing to

1409
01:06:43.000 --> 01:06:43.960
<v Speaker 2>talk to her at the time.

1410
01:06:45.039 --> 01:06:46.679
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well now I've changed my mind and now I'm

1411
01:06:46.679 --> 01:06:47.320
<v Speaker 1>what Katie.

1412
01:06:47.119 --> 01:06:49.079
<v Speaker 2>Side, thank you so much. I'm so I love when

1413
01:06:49.079 --> 01:06:51.199
<v Speaker 2>I can peer pressure somebody. That's always a good time.

1414
01:06:51.480 --> 01:06:53.320
<v Speaker 1>Are you happy or sad about Gretchen returning?

1415
01:06:53.480 --> 01:06:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Just happy? You know? Uh? Yeah, yeah, I'm here for it.

1416
01:06:58.920 --> 01:07:01.320
<v Speaker 2>I do not want I'm going to be very pissed

1417
01:07:01.320 --> 01:07:04.000
<v Speaker 2>if her and Tamor just make up, like we're kind

1418
01:07:04.000 --> 01:07:07.480
<v Speaker 2>of starting to see, I don't want that. Yeah.

1419
01:07:07.519 --> 01:07:09.800
<v Speaker 1>I think with Tamor she can only hold it together

1420
01:07:09.840 --> 01:07:12.599
<v Speaker 1>for so long. We do know that. This season they

1421
01:07:12.679 --> 01:07:14.960
<v Speaker 1>go to New Orleans and she does again flee the

1422
01:07:15.000 --> 01:07:16.280
<v Speaker 1>scene and say she's leaving the show.

1423
01:07:16.559 --> 01:07:17.039
<v Speaker 2>I love that.

1424
01:07:17.320 --> 01:07:19.519
<v Speaker 1>So I love when I love when Tamor runs away

1425
01:07:19.519 --> 01:07:20.719
<v Speaker 1>and screams, I'm quitting.

1426
01:07:20.840 --> 01:07:23.719
<v Speaker 2>What was that cash trip? When she's like sprinting through

1427
01:07:23.719 --> 01:07:24.760
<v Speaker 2>the hotel.

1428
01:07:24.840 --> 01:07:26.079
<v Speaker 1>They were in a foreign country.

1429
01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:31.559
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I loved that, like that was that was peaked? Yeah, yeah,

1430
01:07:31.639 --> 01:07:34.199
<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah. The next day were like hey, either.

1431
01:07:34.159 --> 01:07:36.239
<v Speaker 1>She's like, hey, my Breakfay, let's past the mamucams.

1432
01:07:40.119 --> 01:07:41.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I love you.

1433
01:07:42.159 --> 01:07:45.039
<v Speaker 1>Tell everybody where they can find about you, and you're

1434
01:07:45.159 --> 01:07:48.360
<v Speaker 1>myriad a podcasts that have made you so rich, oh.

1435
01:07:48.039 --> 01:07:52.760
<v Speaker 2>So ratch Honestly, you can listen to Sister Wives Love

1436
01:07:52.800 --> 01:07:56.119
<v Speaker 2>to Be Multiply Not Divided, but it's only out when

1437
01:07:56.199 --> 01:07:59.360
<v Speaker 2>the season is currently airing. But if you hate that show,

1438
01:07:59.519 --> 01:08:01.760
<v Speaker 2>it's a great listen. If you're disgusting and you have

1439
01:08:01.800 --> 01:08:05.599
<v Speaker 2>no moral compass, if you can get through that without

1440
01:08:05.639 --> 01:08:08.519
<v Speaker 2>like feeling gross about yourself, then you can join us

1441
01:08:08.559 --> 01:08:10.679
<v Speaker 2>on patreon dot com. So sister Wife's Talk, but don't

1442
01:08:10.679 --> 01:08:12.639
<v Speaker 2>even don't even just try to jump in there, because

1443
01:08:12.679 --> 01:08:15.639
<v Speaker 2>you will then be like, whoa, this is disgusting. You

1444
01:08:15.639 --> 01:08:19.039
<v Speaker 2>can follow me on Instagram at Ace Fanning Underscore. I

1445
01:08:19.039 --> 01:08:21.439
<v Speaker 2>don't know why they there's no other Ace Fanning out there.

1446
01:08:21.520 --> 01:08:24.760
<v Speaker 2>It won't let me just do just my name. It's

1447
01:08:24.880 --> 01:08:26.199
<v Speaker 2>very it's very annoying to me.

1448
01:08:26.319 --> 01:08:28.000
<v Speaker 1>So maybe they think it's a fake name.

1449
01:08:28.520 --> 01:08:31.840
<v Speaker 2>Maybe, but yeah, that's that's me, that's who I am,

1450
01:08:32.000 --> 01:08:33.720
<v Speaker 2>and I'm so grateful to get to be here, and

1451
01:08:33.720 --> 01:08:36.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm so grateful that you are not our big three.

1452
01:08:37.840 --> 01:08:47.520
<v Speaker 1>Thanks. Thanks, thanks. You know, I hadn't even.

1453
01:08:47.319 --> 01:08:50.960
<v Speaker 2>Thought of that, Oh no you're not, because we already

1454
01:08:51.119 --> 01:08:51.800
<v Speaker 2>it's no.

1455
01:08:52.199 --> 01:08:56.239
<v Speaker 1>But to be up there with Ozzie and THEO would

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<v Speaker 1>be you know, I have group.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know that there was this time where who

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<v Speaker 2>was the girl who played Sabrina.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name, Melissa Joan yest So, Melissa Joanhart.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember one time she was supposed to be on

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<v Speaker 2>the cover of like US Weekly or People magazine, and

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<v Speaker 2>somebody had like reported that. She said there was I

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<v Speaker 2>don't remember who it was, but there was a big celebrity,

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<v Speaker 2>and she said she better not fucking die and take

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<v Speaker 2>my cover from me. And I thought that would be tough,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like it's like, seriously, you really had to die.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was getting like, I think she had had

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<v Speaker 2>a baby or something, and she was like, you better

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<v Speaker 2>not get my fucking cover with you.

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<v Speaker 1>And that made you and that made you like her.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it just made me think that like probably like

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<v Speaker 2>I would be pissed if I died. At the same

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<v Speaker 2>time as like somebody that America really loved because it's

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<v Speaker 2>like they're not. No one's going to talk about me.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I need to be on a slow news cycle.

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<v Speaker 2>And my slow news cycle, I mean like just your

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook feed, Like there can't be no one can be

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<v Speaker 2>announcing a baby because they'll forget about me. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>be buying a house. I need it to be a

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<v Speaker 2>slow newsweek on Facebook for my death.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't want to talk about this anymore. So

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<v Speaker 1>everybody follow Ace, and please, if you're listening, because you

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<v Speaker 1>love Ace, and so you just listen to this whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing because you love Ace, give me a follow at

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<v Speaker 1>give a listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty funny, She's Honestly, I was scared the first

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<v Speaker 2>time I was going to talk to you because I

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<v Speaker 2>thought you seemed up tight and I fucking love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you think I was uptight from listening to me

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<v Speaker 1>or just because I'm Southern.

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<v Speaker 2>Just because you're Southern, that I thought you was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be like you know, we don't. I don't know, but

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<v Speaker 2>I love you and I feel like you're one of

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite people.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's really nice. We always have fun. We always

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<v Speaker 1>have that much of one.

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<v Speaker 2>I have it.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing here?

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<v Speaker 2>Hal, Jacks Rotten hail single as a pringle, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>bye bye, thank you HM.