Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pinte Shade. It's Thursday. That means
Speaker 1: I'm here to talk about pop culture and Bravo and
Speaker 1: who better than my buddy A Spanning to discuss these topics.
Speaker 2: Hey, Ace, Hello, You know this is my favorite thing
Speaker 2: to talk about in the entire world, is it? Yes? Like?
Speaker 2: I mean yes, because the problem is we kind of
Speaker 2: got ourselves into the real scum of the earth TLC.
Speaker 1: But like I, how dare you continue?
Speaker 2: I was raised on Bravo and I don't feel like
Speaker 2: I get as many opportunities to talk about Bravo because
Speaker 2: a lot of our audience is like the trashier the manner,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, pu, Bravo. You know what about Bravo?
Speaker 1: Ace? Don't you have an entire podcast with Anna where
Speaker 1: you talk about Bravo?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But even though it just feels like it's not enough,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, it just doesn't feel like it's enough
Speaker 2: time though I want to talk about it five days
Speaker 2: a week.
Speaker 1: You guys, you need to have me back on. I
Speaker 1: have opinions that I'd love to share.
Speaker 2: Oh, apps, are you watching Real Housewives in Miami? I am,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so good. It's so good.
Speaker 1: I watched last night to be sure that I had
Speaker 1: watched the latest episode before we talked. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: had watched it. It was just like on in the background,
Speaker 1: because like I watch like you, I watched so many
Speaker 1: shows that I forget, like did I watch the latest one?
Speaker 1: This morning, I was trying to watch the Valley After
Speaker 1: Show and I realized I didn't see the last one
Speaker 1: question and you don't have the answer. It's just I'm
Speaker 1: putting it out there to the world. Yeah, they've moved
Speaker 1: the Valley After Show from Peacock to YouTube. What you
Speaker 1: can't You go to Peacock and you go, oh, great,
Speaker 1: Valley After Show. This is where I always go. I
Speaker 1: watch it. I pay the five dollars a month for
Speaker 1: the no ads whatever. Nope, only season one is there.
Speaker 1: They've moved all of season two to YouTube. Why, I
Speaker 1: guess to get to get more YouTube money, because people
Speaker 1: like me that pay the five dollars a month on Peacock,
Speaker 1: they're like, fuck, you go over to YouTube where you're
Speaker 1: not gonna pay for a premium subscription and watch so stupid.
Speaker 1: As for Geico, oh god, I know it's annoying.
Speaker 2: You know what I do have a YouTube premium subscription though,
Speaker 2: because I'm so rich.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what I heard. I heard you're rich.
Speaker 2: Oh so rich, so rich, baby, Oh my god. People.
Speaker 1: But how much is it? How much is it I
Speaker 1: have to do it?
Speaker 2: I think it's like twelve dollars a month.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a write off, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh absolutely, that's why I was like, That's how
Speaker 2: I immediately was like, business credit card. Here we go.
Speaker 1: That's kind of what I'm thinking. And I might just
Speaker 1: do it later today because you know, I have gotten
Speaker 1: so spoiled with the no ads. My friend yesterday, just
Speaker 1: you know, my regular non podcasting friend down the street,
Speaker 1: was like, hey, sorry, if I look like I'm going
Speaker 1: Walleyed on you, I'm just like trying to, okay, screen around.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, my regular friend yesterday Mary, the
Speaker 1: bunkies know her as Gma Mary. Because I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: During the pandemic, she would watch Good Morning America and
Speaker 1: the afternoons we would go and walks and she would
Speaker 1: tell me the news.
Speaker 2: Oh that's helpful because.
Speaker 1: I don't like to watch the news, so she would
Speaker 1: just like give it to me in the afternoons on
Speaker 1: our COVID walk so Gma Mary told me that. She goes, oh, god,
Speaker 1: I just realized I'm too behind on the valley. I
Speaker 1: gotta watch it. She goes, oh, I'm so annoyed because
Speaker 1: like my DVR broke and this, that and the other,
Speaker 1: and I gotta have Horizon come. And she's telling me
Speaker 1: all this. She goes, now, but with the ads and
Speaker 1: everything with Peacock, I go, you could you have money?
Speaker 1: You could spend four dollars a month to get no
Speaker 1: ads on Peacock. You could do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like, she's.
Speaker 1: Like, unprinciple, I refuse because it's on Bravo and I
Speaker 1: could DVR and I'm already paying for that.
Speaker 2: But even with you DV, are you still have to
Speaker 2: fast forward? I mean correct, Listen, there are certain luxuries
Speaker 2: in life that I am willing to pay for and
Speaker 2: not having to find the remote, hurry and get before
Speaker 2: the ad comes on for the volume one hundred cialis
Speaker 2: I would rather just pay the five dollars extra a
Speaker 2: month to have. And again, I know I live a
Speaker 2: very rich lifestyle, but that's that's something to me, like
Speaker 2: that's worth it. I'd rather pay for that than you know.
Speaker 2: And also I don't I don't have a drinking problem,
Speaker 2: so like.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's good, good for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's well, I just feel like some things balance
Speaker 2: each other out. And so it's like I could be
Speaker 2: spending that money on alcohol, but instead I spend it
Speaker 2: on TV. So we all have our devices.
Speaker 1: You know, my husband is coming up here this week.
Speaker 2: Wow, this week, my.
Speaker 1: Husband is coming up on eleven year sober this week.
Speaker 2: That's eleven years. I always think eleven is like such
Speaker 2: a lucky number, Like I love eleven. Every time I
Speaker 2: see eleven eleven, I make a wish. I'm Cynthia Bailey. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we have that in common, as like beautiful cheekbones X models.
Speaker 2: We have a lot in common. Yeah, I mean Cynthia Bailey.
Speaker 1: And sometimes when he spends money on things that I
Speaker 1: find ridiculous, like games on your phone or whatever did
Speaker 1: you need that trophy pack or whatever the fuck you
Speaker 1: just bought, he goes could be vodka, right, and then
Speaker 1: I'm put right back in my place and I show up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, could be.
Speaker 1: I don't have a heroin problem, so I spend it
Speaker 1: on peacock exactly.
Speaker 2: There's just like there's so many other things we could
Speaker 2: spend our money on, but instead we do it in
Speaker 2: really productive ways that help our business.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. Now. I want to say congratulations
Speaker 1: to you because I did see on your Instagram, Facebook,
Speaker 1: your social media that you are expecting your third child.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're having baby number three in September.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's so soon.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's coming and we will have then three.
Speaker 2: I know that Danny from the Valley likes to say
Speaker 2: four under four, but we're gonna have three under two.
Speaker 2: So that's pretty impressed.
Speaker 1: Wait, your son is two.
Speaker 2: He's not even two yet. What he won't be two
Speaker 2: until November, so and then the daughter is and then
Speaker 2: Louis is thirteen months fourteen months now, yeah, and then
Speaker 2: we'll have another baby and so the two will kind
Speaker 2: of we'll treat them like twins. They'll be in like
Speaker 2: the same grade and stuff, and then he'll probably be
Speaker 2: like two years under.
Speaker 1: I would like to give you some parenting advice that
Speaker 1: you're not asking for, is don't put him in the
Speaker 1: same grade.
Speaker 2: Really, But then the problem is, because he's November, hers
Speaker 2: is May, she's gonna be like the oldest in her grade.
Speaker 1: That's you want to be the oldest in your grade.
Speaker 2: But as a girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was one of the oldest in my grade
Speaker 1: because just where my birthday fell in October. Yeah, let
Speaker 1: me tell you what you really really don't want as
Speaker 1: a girl or a boys anything. You do not want
Speaker 1: to be the youngest in the grade.
Speaker 2: See, Kaitlin was the youngest. She was born in July
Speaker 2: and she loved it.
Speaker 1: No, I'm telling you right now, when it comes to
Speaker 1: when you get your driver's license, how your peers are progressing,
Speaker 1: when the drinking age is you know, God forbid they
Speaker 1: go down that road. You know what I mean, all
Speaker 1: these like big things when all when you're seventeen and
Speaker 1: all your friends are doing it, and you go to
Speaker 1: college when you're seventeen. No, I'm going to say, no,
Speaker 1: I'll fight Caitlyn on it. We'll have anount while she's pregnant.
Speaker 1: Of course, when yeah, when's when she's not pregnant, we'll
Speaker 1: have a cage match. I think being the oldest in
Speaker 1: the class and people like reach out to eight don't
Speaker 1: reach out to me. And I really really think being
Speaker 1: the youngest for all the people I've known in my
Speaker 1: life has really been a detriment. If they were always
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Speaker 2: Really. See, yes, here's I would need to look up.
Speaker 2: I mean, when will she graduate high school twenty thirty something?
Speaker 2: I need to look up what graduation day is going
Speaker 2: to be because I don't I would never want to
Speaker 2: turn nineteen in high school. I don't want to turn
Speaker 2: nineteen in high school.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, graduation is usually in May, right, and her
Speaker 1: birthdays may so like May what May?
Speaker 2: What? May? Twenty second?
Speaker 1: You're good, You're cool?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But also who cares? What if she turns nineteen and
Speaker 1: graduates this the next day? Do you think everybody's going
Speaker 1: to be like, whoa, look at that granny coming down
Speaker 1: the aisle. She may be a grade.
Speaker 2: They're like, WHOA, where's your centrum? Silver? They're gonna be like, WHOA,
Speaker 2: where's your walker? Like someone id this woman? Okay she's
Speaker 2: trying to twenty two jump street us.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, absolutely not. And I'm just gonna say like,
Speaker 1: And when I was I guess junior year in college
Speaker 1: and I turned twenty one, it was great, it was great,
Speaker 1: and I was always I missed there. In Mississippi, they
Speaker 1: had a law and listen, this is you know about
Speaker 1: like high school drinking. But in Mississippi they changed the
Speaker 1: drinking law from eighteen to twenty one. And I was
Speaker 1: twenty days late on it because it switched on like
Speaker 1: October first, and my birthday was October twenty first, so
Speaker 1: all my friends and there were maybe eight or nine
Speaker 1: of them that were older than me in the grade.
Speaker 1: We were like the oldie group in the grade. All
Speaker 1: of them are grandfathered in.
Speaker 2: Oh you got grandfathered in? Yes, that seems tricky as fuck.
Speaker 2: Is like a bartender to try and remember all that.
Speaker 1: Well, by the way, it's literally is just like scribble
Speaker 1: a photo. And like when I tell you the fake
Speaker 1: ideas we made. I have a friend Sarah Francis, who
Speaker 1: was an artist still is actually an amazing artist. She
Speaker 1: made a perfect two scale poster board of the Mississippi
Speaker 1: driver's license. We put it in my friend Allison's closet
Speaker 1: and then you stood with your own head against it,
Speaker 1: but it was to scale. Then we took a photo
Speaker 1: of it, then took it to wherever you took it
Speaker 1: at that time, and then shrunk it down on the printer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like like you go in the printer
Speaker 1: and go do do And that's how we did it
Speaker 1: back then. And then we put like double sided tape
Speaker 1: on it. Done driver's license.
Speaker 2: Stop. Yeah, that's I never had. Shout out to Sarah
Speaker 2: Francis if anyone needs a fake ID, hit her up.
Speaker 1: Dum she's busy.
Speaker 2: I've never had a fake ID, so I barely missed
Speaker 2: out on that. I would have loved to have gone
Speaker 2: through that process.
Speaker 1: Oh, let me tell you, this is a really good story.
Speaker 1: You're gonna love this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, because my son is about to be twenty and
Speaker 1: so you know that my daughter's twenty two. So they
Speaker 1: you know, in their lives and currently, you know, fake ideas,
Speaker 1: the kids have them. Son told me that his friend
Speaker 1: was recently in another country with his family, traveling and
Speaker 1: when they came to get on the plane to come home,
Speaker 1: the kid, the nineteen year old was on the no
Speaker 1: fly list. And the kid's like what and I mean
Speaker 1: he you know, he was traveling with his parents, he
Speaker 1: had his passport, his idea, you know everything, and what
Speaker 1: and what they figured out was and he would was
Speaker 1: he was held for like eight hours or whatever this
Speaker 1: country was. And what they figured out was the kid's
Speaker 1: name was on this list of no fly because of
Speaker 1: a fake ID ring and he had bought one. He
Speaker 1: had bought one, a fake ID from this person from
Speaker 1: like literally like this kid at the West Potomac High
Speaker 1: School had the guy who had the guy and so
Speaker 1: he had to like give up the name of the
Speaker 1: West Potomac High school kid that sold him the fake
Speaker 1: I d like last year.
Speaker 2: I mean, to me, that's my moment where I'm like,
Speaker 2: God was telling me, like you need to get your
Speaker 2: shit together, Like this is my this is my scared
Speaker 2: straight moment.
Speaker 1: But can you imagine Let's just let's just make a scenario.
Speaker 1: Let's just say regular parents like me my age, and
Speaker 1: then they probably have maybe like a sixteen year old
Speaker 1: daughter who's just real fucking pissy all the time. And
Speaker 1: then I'll like an eleven year old son. It's like,
Speaker 1: what's wrong are they taking my brother? And the daughter's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's such an idiot. God, I can't
Speaker 1: believe that's spend another day in the adulta lounge.
Speaker 2: I imagine too, Like it totally depends on the country.
Speaker 1: Too, Like I don't know what country it was, Like.
Speaker 2: What if Like when you're in a country and they
Speaker 2: speak like a foreign language and you're like, I don't
Speaker 2: know what the fuck's happening. You know, I got to
Speaker 2: bring out my deal due lingo, you.
Speaker 1: Know, like Brandon Knox and I'm going to an Italian.
Speaker 2: Prison for seventy right, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so just be careful if your kids are
Speaker 1: getting fake idies that they're not getting put on a
Speaker 1: no fly list.
Speaker 2: Always check the no fly list before you fly.
Speaker 1: Yes, they do, you know Ingrid my producer's yes, baby
Speaker 1: daughter Maddie who also is now twenty two. They flew
Speaker 1: with her to Italy for something, you know, on a
Speaker 1: family trip or something when she was like three months old,
Speaker 1: and Maddie, the baby daughter was on the no fly
Speaker 1: list for some and they got stopped at the airport.
Speaker 1: They're like, clearly, she's three months old in a car carrier, right,
Speaker 1: doesn't have any weapons. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know what though, these days, three month olds like
Speaker 2: they're more equipped than we used to be. Like they
Speaker 2: already have their cell phones, they're already like doing business.
Speaker 2: They've got there, they've got their Instagram deals. Like there's
Speaker 2: I mean, three month olds now, it's not like they
Speaker 2: used to be.
Speaker 1: No, she could be packing cocaine in that.
Speaker 2: Diaper, oh for sure, I mean, oh sure it's baby formula.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's baby formula. She's powder. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, back to you. I'm I'm excited for you guys,
Speaker 1: and I want you to really take what I've said
Speaker 1: of my old lady and older children knowledge, and as
Speaker 1: a person who was the oldest in my class, take
Speaker 1: what I'm saying to heart. Don't do it's a boy,
Speaker 1: it's a girl whatever. For boys, it is important to
Speaker 1: hold them back and not let them be the youngest.
Speaker 1: But it's also important for girls.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, just take what I'm.
Speaker 1: Saying to heart. As a as an elder person I've been.
Speaker 2: Through about I'm going to think about it. I think
Speaker 2: then that would mean we would have like three grades
Speaker 2: in a row.
Speaker 1: That's that's what you want. What you want because three
Speaker 1: grades in a row, you're learning about the teachers as
Speaker 1: you go. I just wouldn't treat the two that are
Speaker 1: close in age as twins. I just think that's I
Speaker 1: think that's something that'll come back to bite you in
Speaker 1: the ask later.
Speaker 2: Shoot, Okay, what about when we're out and people say
Speaker 2: are they twins? Can I just say yeah from now
Speaker 2: on because I'm getting sick of having to say no,
Speaker 2: they're six months apart, and it will like he's adopted
Speaker 2: and she's biological, and then it turns into this whole conversation.
Speaker 2: Can I just start saying yes?
Speaker 1: No? I think because you want them to have their
Speaker 1: own personality. I think you just say no, they're.
Speaker 2: Not and then just leave it.
Speaker 1: And it's because you don't owe these people and explaining
Speaker 1: about your life.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, just just just less is more, Okay, less
Speaker 2: is more. I've never less is more in my entire life,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: But just you're you're you're moving into being a parent,
Speaker 1: and you have to realize that everybody doesn't need to
Speaker 1: know none of their business. Fuck off.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll do my best. I'll do my best.
Speaker 1: So anyway, you congratulations to you, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: And I got to tell you. I got to tell you, guys,
Speaker 1: if you don't follow Ace, and I don't know if
Speaker 1: I saw it on Instagram or web, but you really
Speaker 1: made a beautiful post and you said that you know,
Speaker 1: of course you and your wife have been very public
Speaker 1: you guys. Have you struggled and infertility and all these things.
Speaker 1: And what you wrote was, here's a picture of our family.
Speaker 1: You know, we are having another baby. And you know,
Speaker 1: if you're struggling out there, you know, I see you.
Speaker 1: And what you said was really beautiful. You're like, and
Speaker 1: if you hate us, that's okay, yeah, because I get
Speaker 1: it because I would have hated you. And that's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I like the way you put it.
Speaker 2: People don't quite understand, like when you are struggling with infertility.
Speaker 2: How like when especially when someone's like, oops, we've got
Speaker 2: another one on the way, it's like, oh, fuck off.
Speaker 2: Because we spent so because we're so rich, we spent
Speaker 2: so much money on IVF. We struggled, we cried, we
Speaker 2: had so many losses. And it's like to see someone
Speaker 2: be like, oh my god, I didn't even know I
Speaker 2: was eight months pregnant and it is a total accident. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I hope my body goes back to my bikini body
Speaker 2: before it's like the fuck up?
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Speaker 1: that lady with the eleven kids that I that I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed with now, that lady with the eleven kids, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's married to the Harlem globetrotter guy. Do you know
Speaker 1: about these people?
Speaker 2: No? I thought you were talking about the family that
Speaker 2: had that like quick TLC show that popped up for
Speaker 2: a minute.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean that could mean anything, that could mean.
Speaker 1: That could be twelve different shows you just described. So
Speaker 1: it's this couple. And when I was in my bedridden state,
Speaker 1: I took to the TikTok and I found this couple.
Speaker 1: And everybody's screaming right now what their names are. But
Speaker 1: it's this guy who's a Harlem globetrotter okay and his
Speaker 1: wife and they have eleven kids and their names all
Speaker 1: start with A.
Speaker 2: Okay. Well that's starting to get a little duggery on me.
Speaker 1: It's douggery. And it's like she holds like the two
Speaker 1: year old and is like, let's name all the kids.
Speaker 1: It's Anger, It's Amber, it's Anger, it's Albatross.
Speaker 2: It's like what Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln like.
Speaker 1: Weird and people and then people in the Facebook group
Speaker 1: are like, oh my god, don't go down this. They
Speaker 1: are the woman is like a horrible baby hoard or
Speaker 1: crazy person, like don't do it she then and then
Speaker 1: there's like a I won't even go into it. But
Speaker 1: so anyway, so when you see people like that, you're like,
Speaker 1: first of all, they seem like awful people, and why
Speaker 1: do they get to have eleven children?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? Yeah, no? And so I just I feel
Speaker 2: like every time I, especially like my wife, I felt
Speaker 2: so bad for when her friends would make like an
Speaker 2: announcement and stuff like yeah, it didn't bother me as
Speaker 2: much because I felt like I was just like okay,
Speaker 2: like that fucking sucks or whatever. But like I remember
Speaker 2: like during that time, people would be like, hey, can
Speaker 2: you guys go to dinner this week? And I would
Speaker 2: have to like side text them and be like are
Speaker 2: you pregnant? And they would be like no, and I
Speaker 2: was like okay. I felt like I always had to
Speaker 2: like feeld that question because I was like, Caitlin doesn't
Speaker 2: want the surprise, Just text her that. You're like, we
Speaker 2: don't need to do it in person. You know. I
Speaker 2: remember one time these friends of ours were like telling
Speaker 2: us in like a surprise way, and I was like,
Speaker 2: you think we fucking care? No, I don't give a
Speaker 2: shit about your baby, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I listen you guys, you do give a
Speaker 1: shit about the baby, and you were happy for your friends.
Speaker 1: But it's hard not to internalize that, to be like
Speaker 1: why them and why not me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh yeah for sure. And it's just like, leave
Speaker 2: us alone to send a text. Don't make it weird either.
Speaker 2: Don't be like, hey, I just wanted to text you
Speaker 2: because I know you're probably gonna be super depressed about this,
Speaker 2: and I'm sorry that this is baby number six for us.
Speaker 2: But I am pregnant again and we will be doing
Speaker 2: a gender revealed despite the fact we have twelve other children.
Speaker 2: It's like, take your gender reveal and shove it up.
Speaker 1: Your ass, right, So are you going to do a
Speaker 1: gender reveal?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not?
Speaker 1: Okay, do you know what it is?
Speaker 2: Yes, we're having a boy, so we'll have two boys
Speaker 2: one girl. And I always pictured myself with a lot
Speaker 2: of girls because I have five sisters, and now I'm like,
Speaker 2: we got two boys. And honestly, my daughter is a
Speaker 2: little brute. So it's like, this house is going to
Speaker 2: be mayhem.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It's gonna be great, though, And because
Speaker 1: you're so rich, I hope you have some help.
Speaker 2: Oh, around the clock, nanny's housekeepers, chefs, all the above.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we'll see them walking around in the background soon.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: Now are you sad that Sister Wives is over?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Are you believed?
Speaker 2: God, I'm so relieved. I'm so relieved. It really is
Speaker 2: one of the worst shows of all time.
Speaker 1: And but that's how you got so rich.
Speaker 2: But that's why I love it so much, is because
Speaker 2: like it's such it's such low hanging fruit. It's so easy,
Speaker 2: you know, like I don't have to try hard because
Speaker 2: it's all right there. It's like the fact that we
Speaker 2: this show has been on this is my biggest thing,
Speaker 2: like to try and explain the show to people who've
Speaker 2: never watched them. Like, this family has been on television
Speaker 2: for nineteen seasons and one of the wives at one
Speaker 2: point simply was living in a trailer like with.
Speaker 1: Like no electricity, right, yeah, explain.
Speaker 2: That to me how that works? How is it that
Speaker 2: you can be on TV for nineteen seasons and like,
Speaker 2: you know, it's you're in a trailer or like you
Speaker 2: lived in student housing apartments. Like it's but it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a personal choice, like you're not making good
Speaker 1: decisions with your money if you're doing that, I think.
Speaker 2: But it's just like they're they're never you know, like
Speaker 2: think about a Housewife season one to season two. There
Speaker 2: is a glow up that happens there. We are nineteen
Speaker 2: seasons in and we are still the same people that
Speaker 2: we were season one.
Speaker 1: Look looking worse, not better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly we're getting worse for that, especially Cody and Robin,
Speaker 2: Like Robin has fully gone like the stock market crash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I you know, I don't watch the show
Speaker 1: at all, yet I know everything about it. And yeah,
Speaker 1: when you look at when Robin came on the scene,
Speaker 1: if you go do like flashbacks to now like whoa lady?
Speaker 2: What want? Yeah, mold no ryroid problem. Oh, like there's
Speaker 2: been a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: I feel like I know that. See, so I don't
Speaker 1: know everything.
Speaker 2: Well that's not it's not talked about. But it's like
Speaker 2: we we speculate. We do a lot of speculation. There's
Speaker 2: no storyline on the show, so we have to make
Speaker 2: it all up.
Speaker 1: Oh right, okay, okay, I get just like I just
Speaker 1: did about that kid going to the Italian prison. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to make it up. I do love that.
Speaker 1: I love to I used to love to do that,
Speaker 1: Like you know, before the internet and phones and stuff.
Speaker 1: I would love to go sit outside that ice cream
Speaker 1: place that was local and sit there with my ice
Speaker 1: cream and eat it and then make up stories about
Speaker 1: all the people that would walk by. So they're on
Speaker 1: a first day, he hits her, yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh all the time. Yeah, And like I will get
Speaker 2: in like the elevator with my family and I'm be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, did you see their marital issues? And
Speaker 2: they're like, what are you talking about? Was like that
Speaker 2: couple that was standing over there. Do you see how
Speaker 2: he like had his arms crossed and and then she
Speaker 2: looked like she was on our phone and she was like,
Speaker 2: they're having big struggles right now. And they're like, I
Speaker 2: don't think so much. I know so all of my neighbors.
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about my actual neighbors, that's real.
Speaker 2: I just make up everything about them.
Speaker 1: So Ace when we're a Bravacon together, mm hmm, can
Speaker 1: we yeah, literally just spend I don't know thirty minutes
Speaker 1: to one hour, yes, sitting inside. I don't know. We'll
Speaker 1: we'll choose, we'll choose, Caesar's will choose. Well, maybe we'll
Speaker 1: go somewhere fancy and we'll just sit on a bench.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well I'm rich, so I don only like to
Speaker 2: go somewhere fancy please, Okay, Okay, Well let's go to
Speaker 2: the Desha Oh wow. Okay, well that's the Lily fancy.
Speaker 1: And then we'll just sit there and then we'll watch
Speaker 1: as the people come to get on the fake gondolas
Speaker 1: to go around, and we'll and we'll figure out what
Speaker 1: their whole life story.
Speaker 2: Okay. Let me tell you if anyone ever is at
Speaker 2: the Denver Airport and you've got some time to kill, okay.
Speaker 2: They're the most fun game me and my wife have
Speaker 2: ever played in our entire lives. Was we sat up,
Speaker 2: We're eating our bagel, okay, and all of the gates
Speaker 2: enter at once spot. So we were like we'd see
Speaker 2: people waiting and then we would say like, this is
Speaker 2: who they're waiting for, and this is like what's going
Speaker 2: to happen, and then they would come and we'd be
Speaker 2: completely wrong or would be totally right. It was the best.
Speaker 2: That's a good time.
Speaker 1: To me, that's a good time.
Speaker 2: I'm down absolutely.
Speaker 1: Okay. I've been to the Denver Airport quite a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a that's a good one. That's a good
Speaker 2: people watching one.
Speaker 1: Okay. You know what's a really good people watching airport
Speaker 1: to Oklahoma City.
Speaker 2: Never been to Oklahoma City.
Speaker 1: Well that's my my husband's people hail from there, and
Speaker 1: so when we go to visit stuff, you're in the
Speaker 1: Oklahoma City airport and it's a good time. It's a
Speaker 1: good time. Listen, don't don't don't slam Mississippi. Go to
Speaker 1: the Oklahoma City airport.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, yeah, no, go to Oklahoma. Do you think
Speaker 2: I need an upper bleaff? Just really quick?
Speaker 1: Well, don't do that. Okay, so let me look No, not.
Speaker 2: Yet, Okay. I just keep like I keep I watch
Speaker 2: a lot of plastic surgery videos on TikTok and stuff,
Speaker 2: and so I just keep thinking, like, do I need
Speaker 2: an upper bleaf?
Speaker 1: No, I've had one. I have had an up Oh
Speaker 1: you did?
Speaker 2: Oh you refreshed.
Speaker 1: This is like I don't know, like six years ago.
Speaker 1: But because it was like really like hanging down on
Speaker 1: this side bad, and so I was like, well, you
Speaker 1: may as well just do them both, right, And so
Speaker 1: I did. And my mom is in her eighties and
Speaker 1: she just had it done literally because it was like
Speaker 1: impending her vision. So don't wait till it gets to
Speaker 1: that point.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I would never. I don't know. Well, so
Speaker 2: you didn't actually you weren't actually ill and in the
Speaker 2: hospital you had had a facelift.
Speaker 1: It sounds like I've also had a lower face lift.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, I feel like that's maybe you were getting
Speaker 2: it touched up again and you did this whole spectacle
Speaker 2: of like, guys, I need people to cover mean recently, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh right, you can tell from my face I've
Speaker 1: had a lot of work done, right. No, no, when
Speaker 1: I did the like the lower facelift and the upper
Speaker 1: bluff was like group I need to go and botched.
Speaker 1: But that no, yeah, just recently, when I was in
Speaker 1: the hospital for a week in Wilmington, North Carolina, that's
Speaker 1: what I was doing. I was getting a tummy tuck.
Speaker 1: You can't believe how flat my stomach is now.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, a whole mommy makeover.
Speaker 1: Just you know what. You can't wait to see me
Speaker 1: in a bikini?
Speaker 2: Watch out, oh watch out world here, watch out.
Speaker 1: Okay, pop culture topics we need to discuss. Yes, people
Speaker 1: die in threes, yes, okay. So we've had Malcolm Jamal Warner.
Speaker 2: That was theo so sad.
Speaker 1: Okay. So he's my age and you know and you
Speaker 1: know how he died swimming in the ocean, which I say,
Speaker 1: why the fuck are you swimming in the ocean?
Speaker 2: Like my question is like how far are you in
Speaker 2: the ocean?
Speaker 1: You know, no, just just why are you doing it?
Speaker 2: It's stupid, true, Like I don't like to go in
Speaker 2: the ocean past my belly button.
Speaker 1: I don't go past my ankle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the ocean is terrifying.
Speaker 1: It's so scary. We're in shark week actually, but a
Speaker 1: long time ago, I'm always like before my husband was sober,
Speaker 1: so over eleven years ago, we were on a work
Speaker 1: trip in Puerto Rico at this fancy resort and there
Speaker 1: was a wedding there and the father of the bride
Speaker 1: the morning of the wedding swimming in the ocean heart
Speaker 1: attack and died.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I gotta say this though, if I'm going
Speaker 2: to die in the ocean, I want to be eaten
Speaker 2: by a shark because that's embarrassing to be like, oh,
Speaker 2: he died, and then it's like, oh, how on the
Speaker 2: heart attack and it's like.
Speaker 1: And then they pull him in. It's just like, God,
Speaker 1: he was right there floating some a shark could have
Speaker 1: just taken him away, right.
Speaker 2: I would rather, honestly, if I'm him, I would like
Speaker 2: for everyone to lie and say, you know what, he
Speaker 2: was eaten by a shark.
Speaker 1: He was fighting the shark. He did the punch in
Speaker 1: the nose. It didn't work, but he died fighting.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Did you love the Cosby Show growing up?
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: I loved the Cosby Show so freaking much. And it's like,
Speaker 2: I hard, it's hard to be so much for us.
Speaker 1: I know it's hard now because the show was so
Speaker 1: great and recently so at night. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys do. It's been at night my husband puts
Speaker 1: on one of like four things and it sort of
Speaker 1: soothes him. Then a moment, please turn that shit off.
Speaker 1: But it's always everybody loves Raymond Friends or like house centers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and if we get on house Centers and it's international,
Speaker 1: we'll forget it. And now we have to see what
Speaker 1: they picked.
Speaker 2: Right, No, you can't turn it. I hate house owners
Speaker 2: because I know how fake it is. But it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: I have to finish it out.
Speaker 1: Every single time. I go, oh my god, it's eleven
Speaker 1: o'clock and now we're gonna have to be up to
Speaker 1: eleven thirty because we got to figure out what stupid
Speaker 1: house this lady chose. We know she's going to pick
Speaker 1: the new bill come on, so anyway, one of those
Speaker 1: things is on. And so recently he found some channel
Speaker 1: that shows The Cosby Show and he put it on
Speaker 1: the other night and I said I can't watch it,
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, or you know, like he was
Speaker 1: like making fun of me, and I go, no, I go,
Speaker 1: I really just can't because I know that when you
Speaker 1: see these young women that are on the show as
Speaker 1: the friend or whatever he tried to say, them in
Speaker 1: their dressing room, I can't watch it.
Speaker 2: And like the fact that on that show he was
Speaker 2: an ob that's always like yikes, that's.
Speaker 1: Why why did he choose that?
Speaker 2: Why not like a cardio, a dentist. You know, you
Speaker 2: could have a dental practice in your basement.
Speaker 1: Totally yeah, chiropracted, that would be weird.
Speaker 2: But also I feel like, you know, to have your
Speaker 2: ob office in your basement is also very tough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, real weird. I'm just yeah, so that's problematic, but
Speaker 1: I'm Malcolm Jamal Warner had nothing to do with it,
Speaker 1: and rest in peace because it's really sad. And then
Speaker 1: Ozzy Osbourne. Now, listen, he had a good run and
Speaker 1: he probably overran it by about twenty years.
Speaker 2: Right. Did you know that he was only seventy six? Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds about right to me.
Speaker 2: To me, when I because my very first like I
Speaker 2: got really into the Osbourne's that was like my reality TV.
Speaker 2: I remember I was in like fourth grade and I
Speaker 2: was like, please get me the uncensored d my parents did?
Speaker 2: I thought then he was seventy six, right, well yeah, right.
Speaker 2: I was shocked to hear that he's only seventy six.
Speaker 2: By now he's at least one one hundred and sixteen
Speaker 2: years old, and.
Speaker 1: You're like, wow, he's Nesferatu. He's done great. Yeah, but no,
Speaker 1: so listen, it's over the last like ten years, it's
Speaker 1: been like all these cheating again and it's just always something.
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry that he's not with us anymore. But
Speaker 1: I think that he overshot it, but he should have
Speaker 1: died in his fifties. I was like, Keith Richards too right,
Speaker 1: And you see people like that and the life they've lived,
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, look at what happened to me, Like,
Speaker 1: come on, I'm out here trying to do the right thing,
Speaker 1: and then I got to have like a weird thing
Speaker 1: happened to me. That's not fair.
Speaker 2: No, it's really not like I think about. You know,
Speaker 2: I obviously put my health first all the time, and
Speaker 2: that's why, like I've gotten, I've gotten on the shots,
Speaker 2: I've started the hymns. Have you seen my hairline recently?
Speaker 2: It's doing well?
Speaker 1: And or is that from neutrapl Uh?
Speaker 2: It's from hymns.
Speaker 1: Hymns? Okay, well, can you give me the information about it?
Speaker 2: Oh, well, you can do hers.
Speaker 1: If no is fine, I'm talking about her husband.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, get him on hymns. It's great. Some people
Speaker 2: say that, like one of the side effects can be
Speaker 2: that your wiener doesn't work as well. But mine's been fine.
Speaker 1: So okay, well listen, we're not we're not gonna we're
Speaker 1: not gonna mess with that. He does say, uh, listen,
Speaker 1: these are not ads, guys. My husband actually does take
Speaker 1: neutrapl So now Ozzie died, Malcolm Jamal Warner died, So
Speaker 1: of course these things come in threes. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: let's just go ahead and predict who's next.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I mean I've I've been walking around with
Speaker 2: the sneaking suspicion that like something has got to be
Speaker 2: going on with Kanye West. You know, I've been saying like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're you're.
Speaker 1: You have a sneaking suspicion, just you think.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm saying like that he's gonna die.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, because I was like, because obviously everybody in
Speaker 1: the world knows he's crazy, right No, no, no, but I
Speaker 1: by the way, like like literal, like like diagnosed, like
Speaker 1: he's got mental issues that he's not treating. Right, Yes, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't want that for his children, like him to
Speaker 1: get better, to be a better person for his children.
Speaker 1: But he is a Nazi, and that's concerning.
Speaker 2: Right, That's tough. That's tough to get past that, right.
Speaker 1: It would be real tough to co parent with somebody
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Oh I couldn't imagine. Who are you thinkings next?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not going somebody closer to my age. I'm
Speaker 1: going and Oldie and I'm thinking, really, Keith Richards. Okay, again,
Speaker 1: like Ozzie, he's overshot it.
Speaker 2: So I wasn't gonna say this earlier when you said that.
Speaker 2: But I don't know who Keith Richards is.
Speaker 1: Okay. So he's the guitarist for the Rolling Stones. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you've got Mick Jagger, you know, and then Keith
Speaker 1: Richards is the one who sort of Johnny Depp based
Speaker 1: his Pirates of the Caribbean look on Keith Richards.
Speaker 2: Oh, let me look, I'm gonna google him. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: I want to know for sure what he looks like. Okay,
Speaker 2: Keith Richards, So do you think so God, talk about it.
Speaker 2: I mean he has spent some time in the sun.
Speaker 2: Holy moley.
Speaker 1: No, he in fact is like, looks anemic. That's not
Speaker 1: that's just his face.
Speaker 2: Oh God.
Speaker 1: And he's British, so he's got the teeth. But but
Speaker 1: Keith Richards has our howd a memoir out like fifteen
Speaker 1: years ago, because I think he's like God, it's got
Speaker 1: to be close to the end, right. But no, So
Speaker 1: when you look at Johnny Depp's look from Pirates of
Speaker 1: the Caribbean, he based it on Keith.
Speaker 2: Richards, gotcha.
Speaker 1: Okay, So look, I don't wish it for Keith Richards.
Speaker 1: I I think he's lived a sober life for quite
Speaker 1: a few years. I could be wrong about that. I
Speaker 1: could just be wishing that for him. And then my
Speaker 1: year is is that it will be somebody close to
Speaker 1: our hearts that we all like love and revere, you know,
Speaker 1: like Dick van Dyke. I don't know if Dick Vandyke
Speaker 1: has already died. You I'm sure you also don't know
Speaker 1: who that is.
Speaker 2: I well, I'm pretty sure Dick van Dyke died because
Speaker 2: Ryan Seacrest took over Dick Van Dyke's New Year's Eve, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's Dick Clark.
Speaker 2: Oh, some Dick. I gotta look up who Dick van
Speaker 2: Dyke is. Now, no idea who this man is.
Speaker 1: Well, there was the Dick van Dyke Show, and then
Speaker 1: there it says that.
Speaker 2: He's ninety nine and doesn't have a date of death.
Speaker 1: So, okay, you guys, I'm not putting it out there.
Speaker 1: I don't want it to happen, but I sort of
Speaker 1: like to predict it when two people die, like you
Speaker 1: got it, like for a long like Poppins. Yes, he's the.
Speaker 2: The dad and mister Mary Poppins. No, he was the
Speaker 2: Chimney swep.
Speaker 1: Chimney sweep, gotcha Okay, not British, gotcha, not British, but
Speaker 1: accent like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Sorr, I apologize. I guess if I'm going to
Speaker 2: put out who I wouldn't mind dying? Wow, Okay, Brian Coburger.
Speaker 2: You know we started the trial, not the trial, but
Speaker 2: the sentencing today. I know I've got people give the
Speaker 2: impact statements. I would be great with that, I think.
Speaker 1: Okay, if somebody just shanked him real.
Speaker 2: Good, yes during live, Okay, well, I.
Speaker 1: Don't want to go live, but I would say it's
Speaker 1: not going to be long for him in prison. And
Speaker 1: that's a good one. That's a really good one. Because
Speaker 1: half of the families of the two of the families
Speaker 1: of the slang students wanted him to just go ahead
Speaker 1: and have the whole trow and get the death penalty,
Speaker 1: and the two of the families said, we're fine for
Speaker 1: him to serve back to back to back life. He's
Speaker 1: never getting out. There's never going to be a pearle
Speaker 1: board that they're going to have to go to. I
Speaker 1: personally wouild people may find this weird because I do
Speaker 1: lean left politically. People would find it very weird that
Speaker 1: I'm for the death penalty.
Speaker 2: You know what's so crazy is I am for the
Speaker 2: death penalty for myself. If you say, hey, you're going
Speaker 2: to go to prison for the next seven years, or
Speaker 2: you can have the death penalty, and like just give
Speaker 2: it to me, Like I can't do seven years in prison?
Speaker 1: Can they say that? But they say ace that if
Speaker 1: you're on death row, it's the accommodations and everything are
Speaker 1: so much better. And then hardily it ever happens. People
Speaker 1: are on death row for like twenty years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm volunteer, Like, I don't want to do even
Speaker 2: a day in prison. I wouldn't make it. I'm not
Speaker 2: built for that. I know a lot of people think
Speaker 2: my ass might be built for that because everyone seems
Speaker 2: to think I'm like a power bottom or something. But
Speaker 2: like I really do think that, Like I would just
Speaker 2: volunteer and be like, can I just go now, I
Speaker 2: don't want the firing squad. Just give me the injection
Speaker 2: and just call it a day.
Speaker 1: I think both are pretty terrible. But the firering is
Speaker 1: squad is interesting, right because it's like seven people and
Speaker 1: then none of them know which has the right bullet.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's like seven people lined up aimed at you,
Speaker 1: and none of them know which one has the actual bullet,
Speaker 1: the rest of them of her firing blanks or whatever.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm lying, I would rather have that because that's
Speaker 2: more dramatic.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I want to go out with a with a story
Speaker 2: to tell.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, I will be the.
Speaker 2: First person who gets like petty theft death sentence.
Speaker 1: Because you're like, listen, I know I'm going to be
Speaker 1: in here for four nights. Yep, and I can't take it,
Speaker 1: So just go ahead and take me out back.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: You guys need to practice on somebody. I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're both going to help.
Speaker 1: Bravo gossip that's happening in the world. I did see
Speaker 1: Brittany and Zach on Watch What Happens Live last night
Speaker 1: after the Valley and he asked, like, how do you
Speaker 1: feel about Jack's leaving the Valley?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: And she he goes, well, you know, whenever I saw
Speaker 1: that that decision was made by I was glad about that.
Speaker 1: And then she goes, you know, like whoever made the decision.
Speaker 1: I think that was a good one. It was funny
Speaker 1: because she didn't and this is the time when Adie
Speaker 1: could jump in and go, well, he said he chose
Speaker 1: to leave, you know, Andy goes. It just kept it
Speaker 1: pushing because he's like, obviously it wasn't Jackson's decision to
Speaker 1: leave his own show.
Speaker 2: Here's some tidbits for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: I have heard that it's not all that it seems
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: Okay, could you go a little deeper into that.
Speaker 2: I have heard that we need to wait for next
Speaker 2: season to see if Jackson's really really gone.
Speaker 1: So he's going to be a friend of.
Speaker 2: I'm not entirely sure what the exact role will be.
Speaker 1: But he's not gone, or he's filmed for this Currencies
Speaker 1: and then he's asked to leave.
Speaker 2: They've already possibly rumor has it set.
Speaker 1: Up a storyline for him to come back, for.
Speaker 2: Him to have a redemption, But there's no way.
Speaker 1: He like Ace. It doesn't matter if you hand him
Speaker 1: a script and have him memorize it, he physically mentally
Speaker 1: cannot do it. He cannot redeem himself. He's had a
Speaker 1: thousand chances to have a redemption storyline, and he's never
Speaker 1: been able to do.
Speaker 2: It, never, And I was dying when he's sitting there
Speaker 2: talking to Brittany at the Zen party and he's like,
Speaker 2: I just want to make this work. I want us
Speaker 2: to do this well. And she's like, okay, Jax, well
Speaker 2: there you signing the papers and he's like, I'll wait
Speaker 2: till the very last day and she's like why is
Speaker 2: like just because I can't. I'm like, you are so nasty.
Speaker 2: That's something that like maybe you do, but you don't
Speaker 2: say it in front of cameras. And he's just like,
Speaker 2: it's it's not there because it's none.
Speaker 1: Of it, just because she has just.
Speaker 2: Why Jacks rotting Hal, Jacks rotten Hale, change one bit,
Speaker 2: you need to change one bit.
Speaker 1: Jack's greasy man child, You're disgusting.
Speaker 2: I look at Jack's now and I see that he's
Speaker 2: got the greasy hay or the greasy poors, the greasy face,
Speaker 2: the veins sticking out of his head, and I just think,
Speaker 2: I don't like this man one bit. Can I say
Speaker 2: something really mean for a minute and just between you
Speaker 2: and I?
Speaker 1: Okay, nobody's listening, Go ahead.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, can somebody get her a flattering outfit.
Speaker 1: Last night, Keisha, who co hosts with me on Our
Speaker 1: Valley Recaps, sent me a text and said, oh, did
Speaker 1: you see you know they're going to be on Watch
Speaker 1: What Happens? Oh it's funny. I'm watching it now. And
Speaker 1: she goes, you know, just a just a stylist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so many people would do it for free. Shouldn't
Speaker 1: you have to pay him?
Speaker 2: I would do it for free.
Speaker 1: I would do it for free. Zach had the dude
Speaker 1: from the Summerhouse style him for Watch What Happens Live
Speaker 1: last night. Just just just do a little go over
Speaker 1: to the next dressing room and be like, hey, maybe
Speaker 1: this isn't the outfit for.
Speaker 2: You, right? How do you feel about Zach?
Speaker 1: You know, I find Zach to be great comedic relief.
Speaker 1: I find him funny. I think the situation with Banjer
Speaker 1: is ridiculous. Stop trying to make Benji happen. I'm glad
Speaker 1: you have a boyfriend. That's great. We're never going to
Speaker 1: be interested in the storyline.
Speaker 2: No, never. And also Benji, I'm like, can someone check
Speaker 2: an idea on Benji? Benji's twelve? Benji, she's a married man.
Speaker 2: I'm just like in wet World. Is Benji an adult, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't really know about that.
Speaker 1: He's a tiny little fella. But it was so hilarious
Speaker 1: at the end of that episode where Zach's like, nobody,
Speaker 1: no sounds nobody.
Speaker 2: I need somebody to be by friend. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I when you say comedic relief, are you laughing with
Speaker 2: him or at him?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm laughing with him. Okay, last night I was
Speaker 1: laughing at him. I'm like, this is the drunk guy
Speaker 1: at the party that you're trying to do a walk
Speaker 1: circle to avoid.
Speaker 2: Yes, when Janet was walking out and he was like,
Speaker 2: that's right, bye, horror bye, And then she comes back
Speaker 2: and he's like, why are you talking to me? Oh
Speaker 2: my god. He's so insufferable, and I love him so
Speaker 2: much as someone to hate.
Speaker 1: I love it so much. When he looked right at
Speaker 1: Brock and goes, I'll punch Yoursel'll punch you in the face. Goes,
Speaker 1: I'm on your side, Like, please stop threatening me. I
Speaker 1: obviously could take you down with my pinky. Please stop.
Speaker 2: I would love to see Zach try and throw a punch.
Speaker 2: Remember when the fight last season between like Kristen and
Speaker 2: Michelle happened and he's like in the hallway and he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: like over the I'm like, come on, you can't do shit.
Speaker 1: I you know that he is like six or four.
Speaker 1: He is like a tall you know. Yeah, well anyway, look,
Speaker 1: I think he's funny and I think that the takedown
Speaker 1: of him in the kitchen at Jesse's thing party at the.
Speaker 2: House with Jack's, yeah, that was that was a great
Speaker 2: moment for him. That's about the only time I've ever
Speaker 2: been like, Okay, you can hang around, you know which
Speaker 2: he goes.
Speaker 1: He goes, well, you worried about five years five five
Speaker 1: years ago, and he goes, I was like five days ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's uh, he's tough, and that hair is
Speaker 2: never going to grow on me. I'm never gonna be
Speaker 2: able to say, like, I like that hair.
Speaker 1: He also can't help what his hair is, but he
Speaker 1: could also get a stylist to give him a.
Speaker 2: New Yes, why why are we cutting it like that? Like,
Speaker 2: are you still going back to Kentucky to get it styled?
Speaker 2: Are you getting the master stylist at jac Penny to
Speaker 2: do this for you? Like it's bad, it's.
Speaker 1: Really really Kurt Is only they're going to get your
Speaker 1: hair cut at JAC Penny. I did that in college
Speaker 1: and my parents JC Penny card and I'll be like,
Speaker 1: who needs their haircut? We're going to j C. Penny.
Speaker 2: We're all going to j C. Pennies.
Speaker 1: We're going jac Penny. You guys, everybody needed try. Any
Speaker 1: boyfriend I had that was like my flex. Wow, I've
Speaker 1: got a JAC Penny card and a BP card so
Speaker 1: I could get the gas for free.
Speaker 2: Wow. I didn't know you grew up some silver spoon.
Speaker 1: Spoon with my j C. Penny hair. What are your
Speaker 1: thoughts on the Shena and Brock cheating story.
Speaker 2: I have to say yes, I don't mean to laugh,
Speaker 2: but the fact that Sheena did not get Dancing with
Speaker 2: the Stars, and then I felt like the last season
Speaker 2: of vander Pump that we all know, uh was. She
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, well I'm gonna talk about this affair
Speaker 2: like that. It'll be my season. And then they were like, oh,
Speaker 2: we've got this, We've got scanned of all, and she
Speaker 2: was like, fuck, all right, well the next season I'll
Speaker 2: talk about it. And they were like, we're canceled. We're canceled.
Speaker 2: It's like girl can never get her big brain.
Speaker 1: It's rough. It is rough. I agree, it is rough,
Speaker 1: and I have a soft spot for Shena and she's
Speaker 1: a sweet girl. And I will say that.
Speaker 2: Got her.
Speaker 1: Chelsea Devince and Ben mandelker a watch crap and did
Speaker 1: Chelsea has a She has a podcast called Celebrity Book
Speaker 1: Club where she reads passages from celebrity memoirs and they
Speaker 1: read passages from Shena's and Ben from Watchwood. Crappin's was
Speaker 1: on and he read like the one of the opening
Speaker 1: sentences of her book and it literally listed eleven guys
Speaker 1: that she had banged that were celebrities. Wow, and it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, John may Or, Jesse Metcalf, two of the
Speaker 1: people from the Notebook, six members of Puddle of Mud.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's just like random. It was
Speaker 1: hilarious and it was one sentence she named eleven famous
Speaker 1: people that she had had dalliances with. So good for her.
Speaker 1: Name them, name them, name them, name them.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I miss most about Sheena is
Speaker 2: I miss going to her nasty little condo with uh
Speaker 2: what was her Mike Shay? Yeah, and seeing those giant
Speaker 2: canvas prints on her walls. Yes, I missed those days.
Speaker 2: That was a better time and that's like when I
Speaker 2: felt like we lived in a proper country.
Speaker 1: But you know that what we found out about the
Speaker 1: reason they did that was because they had like stuff
Speaker 1: on their walls that Home Goods wouldn't allow them to
Speaker 1: say that they wouldn't copy, trademark, copyright, whatever, So they
Speaker 1: had to take down everything from their walls so that
Speaker 1: the production wouldn't have to blur it. So it so
Speaker 1: she put her own photos up. But it was sort
Speaker 1: of like that was an era where once we found
Speaker 1: that out, we're like, oh, so the magic is kind
Speaker 1: of worn off because we thought she just did that.
Speaker 1: And by the way, maybe she would just do that anyway,
Speaker 1: Yeah she would. Well I'm sorry for Sheena, but I'm
Speaker 1: glad they worked it out because you know, marriage is hard,
Speaker 1: and good for them. Speaking of marriage is hard. Feelings
Speaker 1: on Denise richardsy yikes.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this right now, and if anyone, if
Speaker 2: anybody disagrees with me, I want them to know that
Speaker 2: they're wrong. Okay, if you watched Aaron's interview with TMZ
Speaker 2: and you thought, oh, I knew he couldn't be a
Speaker 2: bad guy. He's a terrible human being. Uh, he never
Speaker 2: said like He didn't even address the fact that, like, well,
Speaker 2: why does she have the black eye? He was like,
Speaker 2: well she was she was cheating on me.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, she.
Speaker 2: Could have killed your dog and you shouldn't have punched
Speaker 2: her in the face, you know, Like I don't. I
Speaker 2: don't understand how we're We're just trying to look past
Speaker 2: all that. There's nothing that Denny's could have done that
Speaker 2: should have ended with her having those pictures. I don't
Speaker 2: believe anything he says. I think he's a psycho. We've
Speaker 2: seen him be a psycho on the show. We saw
Speaker 2: him say I'll squeeze your fucking hand.
Speaker 1: Off or whatever you say, I'll break your hand.
Speaker 2: I'll break your hand, he said at that dinner when
Speaker 2: he was like being very paranoid.
Speaker 1: That was a big, big, big farma. They're behind us there,
Speaker 1: behind us.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I can't talk about it. They're listening right now.
Speaker 2: I'm like, And then people were following him like he's
Speaker 2: he's cuckoo could chew. And I hope that she got
Speaker 2: number one. I hope she got her house fucking back
Speaker 2: from his family.
Speaker 1: I hope she had some sort of prenup that she
Speaker 1: doesn't have to take on his debt because he's being
Speaker 1: sued by a lot of people because he told a
Speaker 1: lot of people he could like cure their cancer or whatnot.
Speaker 2: Of course, of course, and I hope she gets out
Speaker 2: of those four town homes.
Speaker 1: It's just and you have to think too when they
Speaker 1: filmed that reality show and people were like, this is cute.
Speaker 1: This is a nice little palate cleanser, like it's one
Speaker 1: of these things you could have on and just sort
Speaker 1: of watch, and yeah, you know, we gotta love these
Speaker 1: the daughters, like the Whore and the Madonna, the two daughters,
Speaker 1: like you know, the only fans of the Christian fighting.
Speaker 1: And I thought it was all fascinating. And it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: give us a season two of it without Big Dick Aaron. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what we need.
Speaker 2: Right, that's I just it's so crazy because like I
Speaker 2: did fall for it. I did. I was like, God,
Speaker 2: they are like just like a normal color.
Speaker 1: They're just like so hot for each other.
Speaker 2: And yeah, he's a monster. I do not trust him.
Speaker 2: I hope that. You know what, if I'm going to
Speaker 2: name my number three, maybe that's what I'm thinking. Maybe
Speaker 2: that's what I'm hoping.
Speaker 1: Wow, We're not hoping for anybody to die except Brian Coburger.
Speaker 1: We're not hoping for anybody to die except Brian Coburger. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I won't say anybody else. Okay, so let's let's uh,
Speaker 1: let's see I will tell you last night on Watch
Speaker 1: what happens Back to the Valley. Andy did ask Brittany, like,
Speaker 1: do you believe he's sober? In course Zac's over. They're
Speaker 1: going pulling all the faces right, and she's like stop stop, Zack,
Speaker 1: you stop, and he goes, no way, I want, Brittany.
Speaker 1: He goes, no, I think Britney should answer, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I'll say this. I think he is sober from some
Speaker 1: things and not others.
Speaker 2: And I want everyone to know right now, I'm single
Speaker 2: as a pringle.
Speaker 1: She did say single as a pringle. She had to
Speaker 1: reiterate that she wasn't trying to hit on Shark Week
Speaker 1: guy because he shut it down so quick he said
Speaker 1: to and he goes, I'm I come here every year
Speaker 1: and every year I'm still married. So I don't know
Speaker 1: why you asked me every time. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's gonna get invited back to
Speaker 1: be the bartender because he had an attitude.
Speaker 2: You know who would like to be the bartender?
Speaker 1: Us, me and you.
Speaker 2: We could do it.
Speaker 1: We could do it. We could do it. And uh,
Speaker 1: Kate Casey could do it. Yeah, Kate's been dying to
Speaker 1: do it for years.
Speaker 2: Why don't we just get like ten podcasters together to
Speaker 2: all be the bartender together, and we'll all just.
Speaker 1: Put one hand on the drink and like pretend all
Speaker 1: together and be like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well I don't even need to touch the drink.
Speaker 2: I just want to be in the front. I'll be
Speaker 2: honest with you. As much as I think I would
Speaker 2: love to be the bartender, I would be so fucking awkward.
Speaker 2: And I hate when they like like they're like, we
Speaker 2: don't need you to say anything, but then they go
Speaker 2: to you and you're like, yeah, yeah, it's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you could get my cookies. They're like, you
Speaker 2: don't have cookies. I was like, fuck, that was yesterday's guest.
Speaker 2: I don't know you can do something, no idea. Yeah,
Speaker 2: i'd be terrible.
Speaker 1: You look at my hairline. It's hymns.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh for sure, that's yeah. I would definitely say
Speaker 2: something like that. It would be awful.
Speaker 1: Now now, Atlanta, let's really quick. I will say that
Speaker 1: for this past reunion, I like how Cynthia sort of
Speaker 1: stood her ground and was like, Kenya is my friend
Speaker 1: and she's been my friend for X amount of years,
Speaker 1: but I've never seen anything like this, and I haven't
Speaker 1: talked to her, and I like I like how they
Speaker 1: showed that Kenya made a post that said the reunion
Speaker 1: is today. I wish I was there. What I did
Speaker 1: was horrible. I truly apologize, which we hadn't seen before.
Speaker 1: She had kind of been like, this bitch was after
Speaker 1: me and said she's gonna shoot me, So that's why
Speaker 1: I did it. So now she's had some PR training
Speaker 1: and it's like, ooh, whoops. I think I'll just fully
Speaker 1: apologize with no ifsands or bus because I'd like to
Speaker 1: be back on the.
Speaker 2: Show Where are you at? With Kenya in this whole situation.
Speaker 1: What she did was horrible, and the fact that, like
Speaker 1: Portia said, everybody has said that she did it at
Speaker 1: her own event was the Tzarrow world, Like, if you're
Speaker 1: gonna do something like that, do it at somebody else's event,
Speaker 1: Don't do it at this salon where you're trying to
Speaker 1: like create a future earnings situation like that made no sense, right,
Speaker 1: and so that was terrible. So I definitely think she
Speaker 1: has to be put on pause for a couple of seasons.
Speaker 1: And that makes me sad because she's good TV and
Speaker 1: I like to look at her because she's pretty. But
Speaker 1: what she did was pretty terrible. And come to find out,
Speaker 1: the pictures that she had weren't even Britt.
Speaker 2: I am so glad Britt is gone. She was terrible, terrible,
Speaker 2: worst worst one season Housewife Well, okay, that's not true.
Speaker 2: We had Peggy what's her name o C. Yeah, house
Speaker 2: Wife was such a flop, but I mean she was terrible.
Speaker 2: I hated her so much. I am shocked because as
Speaker 2: soon as I saw LaToya Jackson on tv an, I
Speaker 2: was like, she's going to be terrible. She's going to
Speaker 2: be a terrible, terrible, terrible housewife. And then I was like,
Speaker 2: I like her.
Speaker 1: I like her. I am expecting it any moment she's
Speaker 1: going to break out into Rhythm Nation. I agree, yes,
Speaker 1: But I love her husband, Yeah, love I love him
Speaker 1: And I've told this story several times. But because my
Speaker 1: husband is a sportsy sports sportsball person with the show
Speaker 1: premiered and I just like had it on and I
Speaker 1: paused it because he walked through the room and he
Speaker 1: was going to like say something stall positive and he
Speaker 1: looked over and goes, is that Charles Oakley? And I said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's married to this woman. That's so he's on the
Speaker 1: show round And I mean he was disgusted. He's like,
Speaker 1: that very famous played with Michael Jordan basketball player is
Speaker 1: on this show. I go, yeah, yeah, he is.
Speaker 2: It took me a minute to realize that Charles Oakley
Speaker 2: is not Charles Barkley.
Speaker 1: It's confusing.
Speaker 2: I don't know my sports balls that well. So I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know who this man is.
Speaker 1: But he's famous on the level with Michael Jordan as
Speaker 1: far as as a as a Charles Barkley as a shack.
Speaker 1: He's that famous in that era of basketball from my
Speaker 1: understanding of my husband. And he's like, how the idea fallen?
Speaker 1: Like he can't and I go no, I think he's
Speaker 1: just supporting his wife who wants to be on the show,
Speaker 1: and so he's got to appear. If I was asked
Speaker 1: to be on one of these shows, your ass would
Speaker 1: be in here pretending to make stuff in the kitchen too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. How did you feel when she brought her birth
Speaker 2: certificate proving that she was forty four.
Speaker 1: I think that's hilarious that you have to prove your
Speaker 1: aide because everybody's like, girl, you know you're fifty four.
Speaker 1: I loved it. It was the real birth certificate too.
Speaker 1: It was I was just like ike, like most people are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but so everybody thinks she looks old. Cynthia is this
Speaker 1: season is a friend of but yet she's on the
Speaker 1: couch the whole time, which is not how that's supposed
Speaker 1: to work. But I think she's like, I am Cynthia Bailey,
Speaker 1: and you will not.
Speaker 2: Be sent Well, she wasn't there for the first two minutes,
Speaker 2: and I think that's how they they they separated it.
Speaker 2: They were like, well, we don't have Cynthia out for
Speaker 2: the first two minutes, and then we bring her out,
Speaker 2: so that's how you know she's friend of. It's like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: do you remember back in the day on Housewives when
Speaker 2: we would get a new housewife like four or five
Speaker 2: episodes in and like they wouldn't show up in the
Speaker 2: opening credits until then I and I and then sometimes
Speaker 2: do you remember when like Aviva Dresser didn't go on
Speaker 2: that trip, they took her out of the opening credits.
Speaker 2: They're like, nope, you're not included in this episode at all.
Speaker 1: You get in five thousand dollars deduction.
Speaker 2: Yep, I miss like I opening credits is always my
Speaker 2: favorite time and I get mad when they reuse them
Speaker 2: when they do it.
Speaker 1: From year to year, where it's like word on the
Speaker 1: Street is I'm the word on the street. Oh you
Speaker 1: already said that.
Speaker 2: Or just like I want a new look every time,
Speaker 2: like me too. The last season of Jersey, Teresa's hairline
Speaker 2: was still just above her eyebrows. Like that's she's gotten
Speaker 2: that lasered off a long time ago. Come on, yeah,
Speaker 2: she probably.
Speaker 1: Has to do that lasered off weekly because I think
Speaker 1: that's a situation that's just going to keep coming back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's tough. That is tough.
Speaker 1: Now, Miami, I know you do host a podcast with
Speaker 1: the Anna formerly of Real Housewives in Miami. It's It's
Speaker 1: Reality Courts.
Speaker 2: Yep, Real Court Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Speaker 1: And what's her inside scoop here? I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: my hot takes. Okay, I'm going to just run down
Speaker 1: the cast. The Julia Gurdy thing is stupid. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care about Lisa's cocaine loving boyfriend, Okay. I
Speaker 1: do care about Kiki, which we got more. Didn't know
Speaker 1: she had these children. I care a lot about Marisol
Speaker 1: and whish she was actually I just wish she lived
Speaker 1: with me. And I'd like more of the takedown of Todd.
Speaker 1: I'd like more of it. I'd like Frankie to come
Speaker 1: in and maybe throw a punch. I miss doctor Nicole
Speaker 1: and her beautiful face because I've really loved looking at her.
Speaker 1: Hate Larsa and I hate Adriana.
Speaker 2: Okay, So number one, Anna will fight with you about
Speaker 2: the Marisol thing. She does not like Marisol one.
Speaker 1: Okay, well we can fight about it because I don't
Speaker 1: know Marisol, but I enjoy her on my screen. I
Speaker 1: started watching Real Housewise a Miami. I went back and
Speaker 1: watched from season one. I'd never watched it because of
Speaker 1: Marisol and Alexia on Real Housewives, Ultimate Girls Trup.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I never watched.
Speaker 1: It, and I was like, now I love them and
Speaker 1: I need to watch it.
Speaker 2: That's insanity to me, Like, I there's a Housewives I'm
Speaker 2: watching it, I mean Real Housewives of Ohio. When they
Speaker 2: announced it, I'm there, Nebraska, I'll be there.
Speaker 1: I understand. And I tried to give Dubai a chance,
Speaker 1: but then I dipped out. But I had never watched it,
Speaker 1: and then I felt like it was too late. And
Speaker 1: then when I saw those two, I go, I don't
Speaker 1: know what's happening with the cockies in the bro but
Speaker 1: I love that woman and I love her.
Speaker 2: There you go so to kind of rebuttal some of
Speaker 2: that information. I love Kiki more than I love almost
Speaker 2: anyone in this world's funny. I would die for this woman.
Speaker 2: I would do anything to get her whole in the Mohido.
Speaker 2: I don't know why she's not. I think nobody in
Speaker 2: Miami is smart, so therefore nobody is funny. And I
Speaker 2: feel like Kiki is our one time where like someone's
Speaker 2: actually funny. We laugh at Larsa, we laugh at Lisa,
Speaker 2: we laugh at these people, but Kiki's the only one
Speaker 2: we laugh with.
Speaker 1: And I laugh with Marisol, and I laughed with doctor Nicole.
Speaker 2: Oh I missed doctor Nicole. That's that is a loss there,
Speaker 2: That is a big loss to all of us. I
Speaker 2: do not care for Stephanie the new housewife.
Speaker 1: So you forgot about her completely.
Speaker 2: It's just it's so much money talk. I'm here when
Speaker 2: she starts fighting. I love it. When she called Lisa
Speaker 2: out for being late, I loved it. But the constant
Speaker 2: just like, oh my god, Like when you scream so
Speaker 2: much that you have money, it's like you're broke.
Speaker 1: Oh and you're this is the next Jo Judae.
Speaker 2: I mean like, oh, we do for sure? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: oh absolutely, Julia with adopting these kids. Now, I did
Speaker 2: say earlier in the season that I do think that
Speaker 2: Julia is very very dark, Like there's something very sinister
Speaker 2: about Julia that I've not seen in previous seasons, but
Speaker 2: now it's there. But now with the kids, I'm like, Okay, well,
Speaker 2: I think she's a good just a good person.
Speaker 1: What did you think about Martina's comment on surrogacy.
Speaker 2: I hope that we never see Martina again.
Speaker 1: That was so shocking. People are like, oh, well, she
Speaker 1: probably wrote that like twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I was like, and it was like last week, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're talking about it.
Speaker 2: Big three?
Speaker 1: What about an what an asshole? What an asshole?
Speaker 2: Also to know like number one, what does Big three mean?
Speaker 2: We were talking about a big three.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh no no, no, no, no, we don't.
Speaker 1: We don't.
Speaker 2: We don't.
Speaker 1: We don't hope that no, no, no, no, we don't.
Speaker 1: Although that would speaking of rich, that would john to
Speaker 1: make Julia really rich.
Speaker 2: Is Martina really rich?
Speaker 1: Probably?
Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, I think that she's a monster. Now. I
Speaker 2: don't understand how it is that Julia can be an
Speaker 2: advocate for the lgbt QI a community when Martina doesn't
Speaker 2: approve of trans.
Speaker 1: People and and I mean, because you can't have it all, No,
Speaker 1: you can't have it all.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand. Like if I was a part
Speaker 2: of any of these things, I would be like, we
Speaker 2: need to get Julia far away from us. Whether she
Speaker 2: believes she's married to someone who does it and that
Speaker 2: is problematic and we can't be connected to that. I
Speaker 2: think that Martina is terrifying. I think that Martina is
Speaker 2: you know, she seems like she's just this old, frail
Speaker 2: woman walking around carrying a diaper bag these days. I
Speaker 2: think that Martina gets into some sinister shit.
Speaker 1: You think the two of them are minister?
Speaker 2: Yes? Now? Could I change next week for sure?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I get flip.
Speaker 1: Flop listen, Martina maybe will come out with an apology
Speaker 1: and said she wasn't educated on the subject.
Speaker 2: M What day does Miami come out? Is it Wednesdays?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I got it because what day does.
Speaker 1: I literally don't know. I watched it either on my
Speaker 1: DVR peacock and that's.
Speaker 2: Four Okay, it comes on at Wednesdays, So this is
Speaker 2: aeron Thursday.
Speaker 1: We have seen the new episode yet.
Speaker 2: Right, so I want to tell people about the new episode.
Speaker 1: Oh, because you get screeners because I don't good?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Yes, so good for you. I'm not mad about that.
Speaker 2: Go ahead. Gerdy has this party, as you guys all
Speaker 2: know because you watched it last night. Gerty has this
Speaker 2: party and it's about, you know, her surviving cancer. She's
Speaker 2: one year out from her cancer and she's she's cancer free. Beautiful,
Speaker 2: beautiful party. Now, during this party, she does feel the
Speaker 2: need to interject in the middle of the party and say, hey,
Speaker 2: I just want to really want to clarify for everyone
Speaker 2: some lies that are being told. And then up on
Speaker 2: the big screen we get text with her and Julia. Now,
Speaker 2: these texts don't really there's they're very long, so you
Speaker 2: don't really like you start reading, you're kind of like,
Speaker 2: oh uh, do I really want to read all this?
Speaker 2: They don't really prove anything, and it seemed like all
Speaker 2: the women are disgusted. All the women are like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I can't believe like she did. That is
Speaker 2: gross grow grey, girdy, groty, that is gross girdy. I
Speaker 2: can't believe you did that. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: And I thought to myself, I'm like, that is disgusting
Speaker 2: that you would use a cancer party to do that.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, thank you, because that was like
Speaker 2: I in housewives history, I have never seen something like.
Speaker 1: That, Like, well, what about what about Kenya show with
Speaker 1: the blowdraw pictures?
Speaker 2: Equal or no? Because Kenya is self serving and it
Speaker 2: was for Kenya's salon, like this was about like she
Speaker 2: also had other they were raising money for cancer.
Speaker 1: Oh, it wasn't just to celebrate Gerdy only.
Speaker 2: It was to celebrate Gerdy. But then she also had
Speaker 2: other friends there who had had cancer and I survived,
Speaker 2: and then they were raising money for cancer and all
Speaker 2: this stuff. And then she's like, hey, real quick, I
Speaker 2: just want to quickly break in and just point this
Speaker 2: out to everybody. And I thought it was such a
Speaker 2: beautiful moment as a viewer, such a beautiful moment. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it kind of reminds me of back in
Speaker 2: the day. Remember when lu Anne went to go volunteer
Speaker 2: with all those poor kids and the girl was like,
Speaker 2: I want to be a model, and she's like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: losing weight's the easy part, Sweetie, Like, yes, beautiful moments.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we need to wrap up, and I'm sorry
Speaker 1: we're not going to get to talk about the return
Speaker 1: of Gretchen on OC.
Speaker 2: Can I you really quickly? Where do you stand on
Speaker 2: the Emily versus Katie situation?
Speaker 1: I don't even want to say, but I do. I
Speaker 1: stand with Emily. I know because I just know kind
Speaker 1: of a lot about other things Katie has done behind
Speaker 1: the scenes with people in the OC. If you could
Speaker 1: read between the lines on that.
Speaker 2: Well I know those things too. But I just have
Speaker 2: to say that my problem is Emily is mad because
Speaker 2: Katie said that the babysitter said that, her kids said,
Speaker 2: Emily said, Heather was me.
Speaker 1: Listen, I agree with you. Go to the.
Speaker 2: Reunion, and then she brings up this awful stuff about Katie,
Speaker 2: like some of the worst probably moments of her entire life,
Speaker 2: and she was like, how dary I'd hire an attorney
Speaker 2: to sue my old babysitter. It's like going to fucking
Speaker 2: Jimmy John Sandwich in Asana. Get away from me. I'm
Speaker 2: very mad at Emily right now. I'm not willing to
Speaker 2: talk to her at the time.
Speaker 1: Okay, well now I've changed my mind and now I'm
Speaker 1: what Katie.
Speaker 2: Side, thank you so much. I'm so I love when
Speaker 2: I can peer pressure somebody. That's always a good time.
Speaker 1: Are you happy or sad about Gretchen returning?
Speaker 2: Just happy? You know? Uh? Yeah, yeah, I'm here for it.
Speaker 2: I do not want I'm going to be very pissed
Speaker 2: if her and Tamor just make up, like we're kind
Speaker 2: of starting to see, I don't want that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think with Tamor she can only hold it together
Speaker 1: for so long. We do know that. This season they
Speaker 1: go to New Orleans and she does again flee the
Speaker 1: scene and say she's leaving the show.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: So I love when I love when Tamor runs away
Speaker 1: and screams, I'm quitting.
Speaker 2: What was that cash trip? When she's like sprinting through
Speaker 2: the hotel.
Speaker 1: They were in a foreign country.
Speaker 2: Yes, I loved that, like that was that was peaked? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah. The next day were like hey, either.
Speaker 1: She's like, hey, my Breakfay, let's past the mamucams.
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Speaker 2: no moral compass, if you can get through that without
Speaker 2: like feeling gross about yourself, then you can join us
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Speaker 2: can follow me on Instagram at Ace Fanning Underscore. I
Speaker 2: don't know why they there's no other Ace Fanning out there.
Speaker 2: It won't let me just do just my name. It's
Speaker 2: very it's very annoying to me.
Speaker 1: So maybe they think it's a fake name.
Speaker 2: Maybe, but yeah, that's that's me, that's who I am,
Speaker 2: and I'm so grateful to get to be here, and
Speaker 2: I'm so grateful that you are not our big three.
Speaker 1: Thanks. Thanks, thanks. You know, I hadn't even.
Speaker 2: Thought of that, Oh no you're not, because we already
Speaker 2: it's no.
Speaker 1: But to be up there with Ozzie and THEO would
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Speaker 2: Do you know that there was this time where who
Speaker 2: was the girl who played Sabrina.
Speaker 1: What's her name, Melissa Joan yest So, Melissa Joanhart.
Speaker 2: I remember one time she was supposed to be on
Speaker 2: the cover of like US Weekly or People magazine, and
Speaker 2: somebody had like reported that. She said there was I
Speaker 2: don't remember who it was, but there was a big celebrity,
Speaker 2: and she said she better not fucking die and take
Speaker 2: my cover from me. And I thought that would be tough,
Speaker 2: you know, like it's like, seriously, you really had to die.
Speaker 2: When I was getting like, I think she had had
Speaker 2: a baby or something, and she was like, you better
Speaker 2: not get my fucking cover with you.
Speaker 1: And that made you and that made you like her.
Speaker 2: No, it just made me think that like probably like
Speaker 2: I would be pissed if I died. At the same
Speaker 2: time as like somebody that America really loved because it's
Speaker 2: like they're not. No one's going to talk about me.
Speaker 2: Then I need to be on a slow news cycle.
Speaker 2: And my slow news cycle, I mean like just your
Speaker 2: Facebook feed, Like there can't be no one can be
Speaker 2: announcing a baby because they'll forget about me. You can't
Speaker 2: be buying a house. I need it to be a
Speaker 2: slow newsweek on Facebook for my death.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't want to talk about this anymore. So
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Speaker 2: I'm pretty funny, She's Honestly, I was scared the first
Speaker 2: time I was going to talk to you because I
Speaker 2: thought you seemed up tight and I fucking love you.
Speaker 1: Did you think I was uptight from listening to me
Speaker 1: or just because I'm Southern.
Speaker 2: Just because you're Southern, that I thought you was gonna
Speaker 2: be like you know, we don't. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: I love you and I feel like you're one of
Speaker 2: my favorite people.
Speaker 1: Now that's really nice. We always have fun. We always
Speaker 1: have that much of one.
Speaker 2: I have it.
Speaker 1: What are you doing here?
Speaker 2: Hal, Jacks Rotten hail single as a pringle, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: bye bye, thank you HM.