Speaker 1: From New York.
Speaker 2: That was all white people. By the way, No, no, no,
there used to be there used to be a stand
up show and it would come on evening at the Apollo. Yes,
and if you were a white if you were a
white comedian, they can make it there evening at the Polo.
You were like a hero, right because it was like
one in one hundred whit dudes can make it through there.
I'm tempted now, dude, I'm tempted to go do black
stand up night. Maybe I'm thinking about this all wrong.
Maybe I'm thinking maybe I should go to the black clubs. No,
but I get killed, dude, I get killed. Mookie says,
for five dollars, I'm bligty black and I'm cheap. Well,
he said, you did a bigger super Chat than a
lot of the white people. Shout out to Mookie. We
have a bigger black fan base than I phone. This
is this is a pleasant surprise. I feel like I'm
I'm a kind of a Jim Carrey kind of dude though,
cause like a like a Jim Carrey. Black people love
Jim Carrey. They thought he was funny, dude. And if
you could do a bunch of voices. Black people love you.
Everybody's in the audience say do the black clubs, dude,
they would love you. I gotta risk my life though,
you know what I'm saying, Jordan Loughgren, How dare you
say that we blacks are the lowest of the super chatters.
I don't think you're actually a black dude. Ain't no
black dude name Lofgren. Jordan is a black dude name though,
I'd say that Jordan. Y'all ever heard of Michael Jordan?
Where are we at? I'm totally distracted. One shot or
buff super chatter dude, he says for five dollars. I
always like Brian Reagan. He had good skits and he
was clean. I will say that of the clean comedians
I've always thought he was. He was pretty funny. I
do think I haven't watched Brian Reagan. I mean I
liked him in the nineties. You know, straight white males
was for two dollars. Take that whiteye. I think if
I was doing stand up at a black club, I
would have to make white jokes to survive. By the way,
I've always thought it's funny when black comedians make fun
of white people. That shit is funny, dude, I don't think.
How can we not make fun of people? You know
what I mean? Remember the good old days when everybody
can make fun of everybody, and the white comedians could
make black jokes and the black comedians make white jokes.
I'll tell you what, I guarantee you. I'll bet you
one hundred dollars that I could go to a black
club and I could do a routine where I make
fun of white dudes dancing, and I bet the black
people would like that.
Speaker 1: Well, it's the end of civilization when you can't do comedy.
Speaker 2: Anymore, do you think so? For real? No, I'm being serious.
Speaker 1: I'm totally serious. It's a decay in society. You know.
I was doing a.
Speaker 3: Stream earlier today and the left, what is it? You
noticed one thing about the left? They have no sense
of humor whatsoever. They can't mean that sarcasm. They're always upset,
they're never laughing.
Speaker 2: Well, everybody, like everybody liked Chappelle's show. Chappelle's show had
all kinds of funny race stuff in it, And now
Chappelle's show is like, you can't, that's like you have
to ban all of that.
Speaker 3: You know what, I mean yeah, and it's because wokeism
got the upper hand and the left took over.
Speaker 1: And it's just like nobody's supposed to laugh at anything.
There's one rule.
Speaker 3: It's not having fun and laughing, right, you have to
be angry and ugly. I think it's a ta I mean, look,
it's it's an anti christ nosticond system and prometing abellion
where they take good things like the transitentals, good truth.
Speaker 1: Beauty and the attempt to destroy it. And I would
say too, like look, yeah, comedy is in art, it's
something good. No, we can't have that. You got to
destroy that too.
Speaker 3: They literally destroy every because they're they're radicals, like they're
that's what deconstruction is like, So they deconstruct everything that's
good in life, all art, poetry.
Speaker 2: Well, they trying to ban Christmas in the Fresh Revolution.
That's what I'm saying. That's what who wants to be?
You got scrooge, dude, you're literally Scrooge banning Christmas. Jordane says,
we two dollars, you've got to go show your R
and B knowledge at a comedy club. I don't know
if the black people would appreciate that. White boy knows,
but how you know? How you know the print song?
I'd be like, I know every Prink song.
Speaker 3: You should come in and have like a perm I
have like so glow.
Speaker 2: When I debated that uh we So I debated A
we was King's grive on uh Blood sports on Warski
a long time ago, and I wore an afro wig
for the whole the whole debate, which I thought was
really funny, and then somebody called me out on it.
They were like, why is he being racist wearing that wig?
And I said, I'm just being It's a Bob rosswig.
What do you mean it's not It's not black as
a Bob rosswig. What are you talking about? We need
to somebody, we need to dig up that debate because
that was before the Hebrew Israel, like we was Kinge
stuff was popular. This was like twenty seventeen. Somebody needs
to we need to dig that up. If I haven't
talked to Warski in years, But you know what.
Speaker 1: I mean, White guys can have Brillo pads too.
Speaker 3: I don't for for hair, I don't understand why.
Speaker 4: Call my dad.
Speaker 1: My dad had a fro and they used to call
him b.
Speaker 2: A pad yeah, I said it was a Jew. I
said it was a jewfro too. They were like, what
is that?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: You just got if you look at my mustache is red.
I'll just say if I'm in trouble, I'll just say
him ashka Nazi, and then if I'm in trouble again,
I'm gonna say I'm a black dude. Anyway, somebody had
a question I was going to answer it. Where to go?
TINGU twenty dollars?
Speaker 1: I saw.
Speaker 2: Ali x girl with no face on your playlist? I
don't even know who that is or what on my playlist?
Where's my playlist up? I don't know what this got
talking about. Not that I am. I'm like trying to
Oh he's secretly likes some technology. He's trying to hide it.
I don't know who you're talking about, ali x girl
no face, Let's see what that is. I do have
weird music tastes. I have to admit. Oh this song,
yeah yeah, this popped up on I will say that
the YouTube music app is pretty awesome. I didn't expect
it to be that good, but y'all hounded me for
so long to get YouTube Premium so that you wouldn't
have to see the ads. I have obliged you, and
you get YouTube music with YouTube Premium, which I didn't know.
And I have to say, the algorithm is pretty good
at sending you stuff that you would like. And yes,
this was a pretty cool song. I remember this now.
All right, let's see Jake, No, we did that straight
white male five dollars. This will be funnier if you
made fun of the fact that blacks are very good
at dancing. Yeah, there's a lot of different ways you
could go with that. And dude, I could just do
the way that my dad actually dances and the black
people would go crazy. They would love that because the
way my dad dances is actually pretty funny.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's like the most white dude, white dad
dance ever. Black people would love that. Anyway, is it?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: Is it like from the jerk st Martin.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how to describe my dad's white
guy dancing. It's just it's crazy, it's it's it's weird,
but it's funny. And anyway, mystic, what's up? What are
you so mad about?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: Leonarda. By the way, so the thing with Leonarda is
like she's blowing up all of her jokes are race jokes.
But the thing is that she's she's basically banned from
all the comedy clubs and she has to do her
own events. So you see what I'm saying. It's like
it seems like if you want to do stand up
then you have to be in this network of the
comedy circuit. But the clubs are usually woke, you see
what I'm saying. I know that Sam had a bit
of a challenge or it was actually a Chris was
scheduling for Sam, and Chris had to kind of sort
through clubs where MD could even perform. So it was
kind of a challenge because a lot of the clubs
are just like, no, you can't, you can't even perform here. Also, though,
how's that going to last? That's what I'm saying that
the clubs that are going woke like they're gonna go broke.
But the thing about woke stuff is like they don't
even care that it destroys their business in that wild
like they will they will end their comedy club going
woke and still be committed to it and be proud
of it. Like it's like like some sort of religious club.
It's a cult exactly. Josh, what's up, dude? I'm youe Josh?
What's up?
Speaker 8: H all right?
Speaker 2: Christian nationalists? What are you mad about? I'm yeah, what's up?
What are you so mad about?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: Why? Why are you an orphodox site?
Speaker 2: Why am I worthodox? Because I think it's true? What
do you mean?
Speaker 1: I'm an extreme lie? All right?
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm just not even gonna do it.
That's gonna be I'm gonna end up being mean and
people are gonna call me mean. We're just not even
gonna do it. Nick, what's up?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: We got damn retarded Scott's in the chat? What the
hell's going on? And I can say that because I'm Scottish,
so I can call other Scots tarts? So what's up?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 2: Jay?
Speaker 1: I was just wondering.
Speaker 10: You talk about how the worship in heaven is a
direct reflection of the worship on earth. So I was
wondering how that works, like with the development of the
liturgy as well as the differing because you have like
the Western Right, and I was wondering how there can
be multiple rights if it's one worship in heaven.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not like some legalistic spurg thing where it's
literally like we don't exactly know all the specific details
of the liturgical worship in Heaven because when John sees
into it, he just kind of sees these glimpses of
certain aspects of it. It's not that he's literally being
given a single type set for the church for all eternity,
because when the Apostles go out, there's a basic structure,
but there's enough flexibility to the liturgy that there can
be local variations and whatnot. And that had to be
the case for the covenantal worship to be opened up
to the nations. So I don't think that John is
seeing like some sort of you know, legalistic, you know,
wrote perfect thing that has no flexibility. I mean, you
literally couldn't have the liturgy for all the nations going
out without flexibility, for one, because it has to be
translated into the vernacular.
Speaker 3: And also there's multiple liturgies, which one at Saint Basils,
sat Uh, Saint John's St.
Speaker 1: James, like Saint you know, we could go through the
different Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, it's a it's a fair question. I think that
people if you have a like the argument is not
that John is what am I trying to say, it's
not like John is getting this uh you know, perfect
point by point thing of how every specific detail has
to be done. He's just seeing a vision of the
liturgical worship of Heaven, and the apostles had the insight
and the wisdom to tailor that basic structure to the
various people groups that they crafted the liturgies for. If
that makes sense, h Brosey, what's up, yes, sir, Hey.
Speaker 11: Yeah, So I wanted to say something about the dating
stuff and to start it off, I want to give
like a a good example as far as like a
woman that I would see as an issue.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you know who Sarah Stalk is.
Speaker 2: I do. I not met Sarah, but she she asked
me if I would do a jubilee thing, and I
was like, well, I don't know if I'll be in
LA to do the jubilee thing. And I thought at
first she was asking to do the Jubilee as the
like the person which I'm open to doing that, and
I was like, I don't think they want me for
whatever reason. I don't think that show likes me or
wants me or whatever. But no, she was actually saying,
do you want to be one of the thirty goobers
trying to talk to the atheist in the middle. I
was like, no, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: That's a complete waste of tom.
Speaker 11: If if you were the guy that's you know, like
sitting down and people are pushing.
Speaker 2: You, I would debate twenty atheists. I'm not going to
be one of the goobers trying to rush up there.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 11: Yeah, get us dumb, and you know that that whole
format is terrible. But the reason I brought her up
is because, well, actually there's one very.
Speaker 4: Very specific reason.
Speaker 11: Is because she absolutely refuses yet well it's not just her,
it's any young right leaning woman that's that basically does
what she does, you know, like in the like being
in a public sphere or whatever.
Speaker 1: And she like, you know, she seems intelligent, you know,
she does good work.
Speaker 11: I see her.
Speaker 1: I see her, you know, like I pushed a lot
of Rachel stuff.
Speaker 2: Which is real good, like you know, and everything I've
seen from her has been cool, and she seems like
a cool person. I did try to talk to her
about when she popped up first, when she said I
become a Roman Catholic, and I'm like.
Speaker 11: So you remember I tagged you in that yes, and
I said, because she said, because she said something along
the lines of like Catholicism, Catholicism is true, so obviously,
by by default she said orthodox, he isn't. And I
tagged you when that and I said, Okay, said to
bake Jay on it. Whether I shod shouldn't have done there.
Speaker 2: You know, but I remember now that that isn't.
Speaker 1: That isn't what I was bringing her up for.
Speaker 11: So my issue, and I've seen I've seen one hundred,
literally hundreds of other guys.
Speaker 1: Say the exact same thing.
Speaker 11: I'm saying, she has no reason what I will. At
least I don't see why she would she would try
and push anything. And Rachel says, and I'm not saying
she's she's necessarily trying to emulate her, but there can't
be because.
Speaker 1: At her age, Rachel was.
Speaker 11: Already a mother like for a lot of young guy
And this is how it ties into the dating.
Speaker 1: So what Jordan said earlier with this.
Speaker 11: Whole like you get the Dalkins, and obviously this doesn't
apply to me. I'm twenty five, I've been married for
I've been married for five years. Like this, this has
absolutely nothing to do with me my day, Like I
don't date obviously, I'm married. A lot of young guys
they get to talking to talking to you know, women
or whatever, and then over the course of time they
start to see that what they were, what they thought
they were signing up for, that just isn't the case.
And it might happen one time, and then it happens again,
and then it happens again. And how seratized into this
is she can say all this shit about marriage, about children,
about anti nago art. She isn't like, if you weren't
getting married, if you weren't having kids, why does why
the hell does anybody care about what you act? But
about what she's specifically saying.
Speaker 2: Well, if she is yeah, if she's twenty one, she
probably is gonna get married, uh and probably will have kids.
The problem is that she's gonna find pretty quickly that
in the Roman Catholic circles it's a bunch of sissies.
So I don't know where she's gonna think she's gonna
find a masculine man in that world. But maybe I
don't know. I would say that she might be open
to orthodox stuff. Well, we'll see. Now here's the thing.
I'm gonna be debating Tim Gordon again on Elijah Shaeffer's
show in UH in a couple of months. Yeah, so
maybe you know, in time there can be I don't know.
I would just say she's only twenty one, give her
some time and maybe she will. But I think your point,
your point is correct that like it's it's gonna be
a repeat of the last UH cycle of the conservative
influencer women whose main the main criticism of all them
was why are none of y'all living that lifestyle?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 11: And then see as they got older, like we're starting
to see with Tommy Lard and all this because nobody
was pressing Tommy on like ten years ago, We're starting
to see all of these women were actually just coverfce.
Speaker 2: They were just Yeah, she was just a feminists the
whole time.
Speaker 11: Exactly the kids they when they talk about their damn husbands,
they talk about what their husbands do to them. Andrew
to this day, it's obviously it's been like two months now,
she's still and every time she posts something, somebody or
several people comment exactly what Andrew asked her, Please, we
just want you to answer, what are.
Speaker 1: Women's duties in society at large and two men on
an individual level. She's not gonna answer that question. Of
these damn women are going to answer that question.
Speaker 2: I remember the first time I heard of Tomy Laren
was like ten years ago. Yeah, and she was supposed
to be a conservative, and then like like the next
day she was all over everywhere she was talking about
being pro abortion. That ship is faked. That chick is
so fake, dude, that's so fake.
Speaker 11: Yeah, And that's like, I don't I'm not. I refuse
to just do this whole thing where, you know, we
keep letting over to the windows slide and they like abortion.
That is, but like that's that is the one thing
above everything else that no, there there is no pushing that.
There is no one like yeah, if you if you
believe abortion is okay, you're not on this side period.
Speaker 4: Talk.
Speaker 1: That's just that's one of the very few things that
right is the case.
Speaker 12: Little.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's I'm sorry. I thought you're done. I mean,
I feel like I don't want to make you mad.
H Brosie is our token black dude. We don't want
him mad. If we lose H Brossie, I apologize, come
back dog. If we lose him. This will be a
white supremacist show. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, Rachel.
What wh Rachel wants to comment? What's up? Rachel? H Brasie,
you know you can always come.
Speaker 13: Back hopefully there in the middle of nowhere. It might
cut out, but hopefully it won't go ahead. I just
wanted to hop on real quick.
Speaker 2: We can't hear you, Rachel. Rachel, you want to come
back out and come back in. We can't hear you.
H Brasi you want to finish your thought? It's June
teenth over here? Did I would never do it. I
would never do you.
Speaker 11: That's good, you know, I kind of did pause for
a second. If you know, if Rachel, if she requests again,
she gets her thing, you can just boot me.
Speaker 2: She's cutting out.
Speaker 11: Gotcha, ah? I mean yeah, Like the only other thing
I had to say was was like, what who is that?
That it came on earlier that I Jordan get Jordian
And I'm co signing pretty much everything that he said.
And I guess the only thing that I kind of
disagree with him on is this idea. There's just it's
well that there's more of the younger girls I'm sorry,
I just I refused.
Speaker 1: I've refused a cos on that.
Speaker 11: Look at how many at this point, it's been thousands,
not hundreds, but thousands of whether it be young, middle
aged or older women on the freshman fit thing whatever
and whatever other like weird you know, podcasts or whatever
with with not it's not obviously it's not just hookers
and that whole thing that people do to Andrew where
they say, oh, you only debate only fantas hooka, That's
not the case. Like some of these women are doctors.
Some of these damn women have been physicists. Some of
these women have been mothers for decades or whatever, and
they all they all fell as fou as the exact
same Guarden is.
Speaker 2: A woman physicist.
Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, I mean I agree with you, but yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, that's fine, all right. As a black
man with the black community, accept me doing stand up
or not, I need to know.
Speaker 11: Well, I'll put it like this, and I was listening
to the whole family doing it was pretty funny.
Speaker 1: I don't like when it comes like I'm not I'm not.
Speaker 11: The right one to ask when it comes to the
to like black I don't know if you see some
of the stuff. I actually hope that you don't see
an FDA especially don't see some of the stuff that
I that I'll post because uh, I don't like black.
Speaker 2: People, man, So the answer is I probably would not be.
But I'm confused because we got a bunch of black
people in the chat all of a sudden. I don't
know where they came from. I guess uh uh. I
was about to make a race joke, but I better stop.
I better stop, I better stop. I don't know. I
feel like I can make some good basketball joke, like
I bout one walk in there and be like, I'm
the only person here that could. Don't what would they do?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: I mean, like you know, I guess it just depends
on where you go.
Speaker 11: Obviously, you know I wouldn't if I wouldn't do a
damn thingk in Atlanta, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm not no, no, no no, I'm talking about Jacksonville.
But I don't know. Somebody was telling me I should
go do this Jacksonville open mind.
Speaker 11: Well, I mean, you know, I mean, whoever it is,
you know, maybe they know the people down there are
better than I do. But if I was, let me
put if I was if I was a white guy
in twenty twenty five, regardless of what age. And again,
I'm not like this is something that I'm condemning all blacks.
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm not. I don't want I'm not. I'm trying
to avoid interaction with them as.
Speaker 2: Much as possible, you know, I feel, Yeah, you see,
you feel the way I feel. Appreciate that I would.
It's gonna be open knife night, not open mic night.
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I figure this out, Jay, it's not the blacks me
you want to see. We want to go into the
UH fan community.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like I could do okay, and I
feel like the community would would have set me. Yeah,
I could. I could just go up in there doing
voice the whole time.
Speaker 1: On the stand up beat.
Speaker 2: Hey, you guys are barely funny. Bro even came up Puri,
but you guys are barely funny. You'll but check it out.
Speaker 1: Who got me up on the Yordy?
Speaker 2: I feel like that could be funny, but also they
might kill me too. What's up, Rachel?
Speaker 1: Hey? Sorry about that. I was driving it.
Speaker 6: I was only calling too because h Browsie at his
point still stands in ninety nine point nine percent of
the time.
Speaker 1: He would be totally.
Speaker 6: Spot on with women and media who are good with
the conservative talking points, but then when the rubber meets
the road, not so much. But I think in Sarah's case,
there's a lot of hope.
Speaker 1: I think she does, like, yeah, she does seem cool,
talk to her.
Speaker 6: Pretty frequently, you know, not on and she does definitely
want to start a family. But I mean I have
daughters who are twenty two and twenty four. They want
to get married, they want to have kids, and like
both of them have a serious boyfriend right now, and
their serious boyfriends are getting pressure from their family to
not marry.
Speaker 1: And they're like Catholic.
Speaker 6: It's hard to find Orthodox, you know, guys who are
their age and stuff. It's just you know, we're a
much smaller percentage. And where they live, it's they're finding
guys who have traditional values and they're like either Catholic
or Protestant, but their parents do not want them getting
married young. It's just like wired in. I mean, it
definitely happens with the women too, But I think people
don't know that even when the guys would like they
probably otherwise would their parents are like, oh, you're way
too young to get married and have kids. You know,
they have boomer parents or gen X parents who are like,
you have to have your degree, you have to have
your career started, and you have to be thirty before
you can even think of settling down and having kids.
It's just how most people in the culture think, and
I think in our circles online, we don't think that way.
So we think there's like this huge pool of young
men who are just ready to get married at twenty
And honestly, I think the guys would be to a
large degree, but the pressure from their circles, like their
family is pretty intense at least that's what what I
keep seeing with the younger girls that I know and
like my daughter's friends and stuff like that. It's tough,
but I and I understand why a lot of young
men are nervous to get married with how family courts
are and how women are, so I.
Speaker 1: Think it's more complicated.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately, you guys know, I love to tell everybody you know,
do it backwards, do it the right way, have your
family done.
Speaker 3: This is why I want everybody to sign up for
my Patris five point Blackmail to Success program.
Speaker 2: Have we even considered blackmailing some into being your spouse. Exactly.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You guys laugh, but it works.
Speaker 2: The ology explorer. I've used double seven song as my
ring tone. I just I don't answer it. I just
let it go. Exactly. This guy knows what's a Brendan
Brandstetter two dollars? How many bitcoin do you hold? I'm
still buying, bro That's the number one rule of bitcoin
is you don't ask people and you don't tell people
how much bitcoin you got, uh, Carl Masio twenty rs.
The most concerning thing isn't women, but the anti men
laws that can leave you broker in jail if it
falls apart. Now, this is true, This is true. But
this is beginning to change a little bit. We're still
good ways away, but this is true. One shot joined
up for five months. Guys. Guys, guys, listen, you just
got to show your date your pfas removing water purifier.
They love that. Yeah, exactly, Start talking about your burkie,
start talking about removing fluoride. One time I was at
a bar and I was trying to talk to this
red hair chick. This was like two thousand and seven,
and it was the I don't know what I was thinking,
but I had this idea if I started talking about
like info Wars type stuff, I might get gets it
was bombed. I started talking about fluoride in the water,
and she just allergicly walked off. So don't do conspiracy
stuff to try to talk to a girl. It does
not work. You might as well start talking about Spider Rihz.
I don't know, spider whis will probably do better stress tests.
Five dollars. Dating boomers are in the chat, saying back
in mind, Eh, they don't know how good they had it,
telling people to pull themselves up by the bootstraps. Yeah,
but Bobby c five dollars the Great Philosopher debo. He
gave a lot of fantastic life advice. He said, quit
being a bitch. Come on, dude. Somebody said I missed
their super chow excuse me. Uh, okay, here we go.
Alexander says, I'm going to Athos. I want to be
a novice. Oh wow, do you have any advice for
me how to prepare? I don't. I mean, I'm a
married guy. For the deacons, a married guy. He could
probably speak to that better than me, because I don't
know nothing about that. Any advice you would have for
somebody going to monastic life.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, by the way, So if if you haven't heard,
the Igmam, the Abbot of Hell and Dark is coming out.
Speaker 1: In October, and i'll give the exact date.
Speaker 3: Uh, but he wants to meet with men who are
potentially interested and uh, you know, starting the monastery here,
so he'll be an Athnite monster and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: So these are great questions if you're interested in.
Speaker 2: There's a monastery beginning up there in Montana.
Speaker 3: Yes, by the abbot, the abbot from Hillendar Monastery now
where mel Gibson was.
Speaker 2: Just oh okay.
Speaker 3: So he's flying out with some monks and the potential
one of his guys as a potential abbot of the
monastery here.
Speaker 1: So it's all in the works now.
Speaker 3: And one of the things that the abbot requested amount
Athos at Hillandar was he would love to meet with
men who are interested. So it doesn't mean you're signed up,
but like, this is a great opportunity, and I'll let
everybody know the dates when we get the official date
when he comes in in October.
Speaker 1: If you want to come up.
Speaker 3: And visit and act I can't think of it better,
like the abbot uh, the serving monastery in mant Athos,
coming here to talk to people about like you know
what advice? How do I tell and discern and stuff
like this, sort of the different stages. So I just
wanted to give a you know, a plug there for
our monastery up here.
Speaker 2: Mystic what's up? You keep spasing out? What's what's problem? Listen?
You want to impress a girl? We start talking about
David Ike and reptilians. That's you're in. What's up?
Speaker 14: Man?
Speaker 15: Yo?
Speaker 16: Okay, So stand up comedy is actually on its way out.
Speaker 1: The next new thing is stand up tragedy.
Speaker 16: So instead of people telling jokes, it's gonna be people
telling sob stories.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have clubs full of people weeping. There's just
too much tragedy in the world.
Speaker 17: You know.
Speaker 16: People are done with laughing. People don't have a sense
of humor anymore. People just want to cry, you know.
And so I think you should maybe look into it,
stand up tragedy.
Speaker 1: You know that'll be uh, I think it'll be a
big hit.
Speaker 2: Are you man? Series or I can't even honestly can't
tell if you're being series? Are joking.
Speaker 1: I'm joking around.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean I thought I thought, like, but that's
actually might actually be the case, Like I mean in
the liberal world, like like like we yeah, let's just
have people getting together to drink and be miserable. I
can actually see that it's called satire, dude.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be really funny, like a funny skid
or something.
Speaker 2: That would be funny. I mean, that's actually a pretty
good idea. And many people have said this. I said
it years ago, Like satire becomes more and more difficult
when the dystopia is here, like you, because everything is
so crazy, there's nothing to make fun of, justin, it's
all real. What's up justin? I'm mute, dude.
Speaker 15: Oh uh, so you wanted somebody to come up and
talk about the relics being dug up by the Soviets.
I've been studying that stuff actually for like the past
three years. Oh, that's exactly, but that adjacent. So it's
kind of a two part answer actually. So in Russia,
pretty much everybody knew that saints didn't have to be
incorrupt to be glorified. Sure, like you know, Saint Servramsarov,
he was canonized in nineteen oh three, and it was
pretty much criticized by a lot of foreign journals because
he wasn't incorrupt. Yeah that's what the primary source less are.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's interesting, says So basically it was like
kind of lying about like as if we thought that
every holy man has to be incorrupt or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 15: And I have another book here, The Russian Revolution, a
New History by Sean mcmeekon, and I think a page
three and twenty seven he talks about how.
Speaker 1: The Bolshiviks did.
Speaker 15: They did open up, you know, a bunch of relic
tombs and they revealed it to be a bunch of
straw cloth bones and whatnot. But the Bolshric persecutions at
the time, this is around nineteen twenty one nineteen twenty two,
it's probably likely that they desecrated the graves beforehand, just
because of all the nefarious seeds that were going on, because,
for example, they would set up fake debates and newspapers
where priests would renounce their faith for atheism.
Speaker 2: Oh wow. Interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 15: And something a lovely note that mcmeeghan puts in his
book is that even though the you know, all these
graves were being opened, a lot of peasants were doubling
down on their Orthodox faith, which was, you know, just fantastic.
Speaker 1: Let them be an example to us.
Speaker 2: Excellent, man. I appreciate that. Yeah, I knew it would
probably be, you know, something that these atheists were cooking
up a bunch of nonsense. Appreciate that. Colton, what's up, dog?
I'm you Colton. That's a damn millennial name if I've
ever heard one. Calton.
Speaker 1: What up? Man?
Speaker 2: Hey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 18: Uh, I've been questioning about Eastern Orthodoxy. I've visited a
Western rite here locally, I've grown up Protestant, and uh,
I guess one of my biggest like hurdles ben is
like the anathemas, like like some church fathers say that
you cannot if you do not venerate these icons say
like you are anathema.
Speaker 19: I mean like that.
Speaker 1: What I struggle with is, like I guess, I guess
the issue.
Speaker 18: Would be like with my Protestant background, it made me
feel like I would disregard the heavenly works I've seen.
Speaker 4: So far in my life and like that kind of
that's tough, bro.
Speaker 1: Like that's what it feels like what anathemas mean.
Speaker 3: First of all, we say the Holy Spirit is the
spirit of truth who fills all things.
Speaker 1: So the Holy Spirit is working even among pagans. Okay.
So however, the mode in which the Holy Spirit works
in the church is very extinct.
Speaker 18: Okay, So anathemas though it feels like I have lost connection.
Speaker 1: Crap, Yeah, can you hear me?
Speaker 4: I like lost you there?
Speaker 1: Father Deacon, can you hear me? Okay, it seems like
my connections back. Okay. So I'm saying is that the
mode in which God exists can be distinct, and it's unique,
and certainly in the sacraments and in the church and
then the teachings and the dogmas and these various things.
Speaker 3: So we're not making the pronouncement that God doesn't do
miraculous stuff outside of the church.
Speaker 1: Otherwise none of us would have converted.
Speaker 20: Hear anybody, Let me try to come back and come Jake,
can you hear me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I can hear you.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I don't even know why. I'm laughing.
It's just sort of like a some kind of a
disaster that's funny for some reason. I don't know why. Anyway, Yes,
we can hear you, father, you can go ahead.
Speaker 1: I think when your buddy, like.
Speaker 3: I used to, like, you know, ride around on BMX
bikes when I was a kid, and you watch your
buddy like a crud, it'd be like really hurt, and
you would like it was a disaster, and you like
you would totally laugh.
Speaker 1: Right, And that's comedy is like Aristotle says, it's a
species of like the absurd, Right.
Speaker 3: It takes something that's true and then it's absurd, but
not so absurd. He says that it goes into tragedy.
So it's interesting that guy was bringing up tragedy. There's
a fine line where it's like and that's a satirical element, right,
And even like Hollywood itself write in film to be
able to like speak truth to fiction, there's something similar
about that with comedy.
Speaker 1: Haunts like it's.
Speaker 3: Speaking, it's hitting on something true, but it's absurd, like
something's off about it, but in just such a way,
and you really can't quantify.
Speaker 1: It's really kind of a qualitative to say like comedic
timing and stuff like that. It's not a number, it's
not like so funny every time he says it.
Speaker 2: It's six O nine, I'm gonna do like a I
thought it would be funny to do a spurg a
spurg stand ups get and it's just a guy that
goes up there and he reads out equations. There's no
punch lines, it's just equations. Shout out to the ginger choose. Yes,
appreciate that. Moving on, Ben, what's up, dude? Tingo says,
for ten dollars is phronsie Fridays? Where are the moms at?
Where are the wine moms? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Where are they the Fridays? I like that. That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: By the way, I feel like I feel like h
Brosey is saving my life because I was almost convinced
that I should go do open mic night at the
Black Club. But now I feel like I feel like
there was black people in the chat getting me to
do it so that they could get rid of me.
And I feel like H BRASEI just saved my life.
What's up? Man?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. Thanks to Justinian H for that historical
insight basically answered my question. I was also curious.
Speaker 19: About the Orthodox position on rock and roll.
Speaker 1: Father Sarah from Rose repeatedly registered his distaste for rock
and roll. I was just curious as perhaps that he was.
Speaker 2: Just picking up on anathema. And if you've ever listened,
if you listen to a rock song, you're anathema. How's that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no Actually, when the Bible talks about the
one unforgivable sin, what it was doing is is prophesying
rock and roll.
Speaker 2: In fact, I can do the chance all those who
listen to Lead's up, lead on no more. How's that?
Six of spades? Since ten dollars? And he says, this
stream is so good that it got me to hop
in the car and I'm twenty beers deep looking for
some cigarettes. Thank you. Jay dude is taking this stream serious.
He's seriously partying on the stream. Taylor richards Taylor Richardson says,
for two dollars, I have a few questions about Orthodoxic Well, bro,
that's what that number is for. Call me on the
elon app. Father Deacon says, Ginger Jews, Yes, do you
have a problem with beat us? Take one of the
ginger Jews? Okay, barely, you can barely probably eat it
because it's all sugar, but it'll it'll take care of
the beat us for the now, for the moment to
see that's my Woody Allen, So what he's Jewish? If
you don't know where are we at? Michael Banda, I'm
a Protestant. How do you interpret Romans nine? God bless
You can go and watch the multiple livestreams that we've
done over the years calling out and critiquing Roman Catholic
I'm shooting me a Calvinist theology. So I've done one
livestream with I don't even want to say his name anymore.
Thank you so much, scamshamou. We did a long critique
of Calvinism. You can watch that on my clips channel
two UH installments and David Patrick Harry we did a
discussion as well. Thomas says, this is a vibe. Yeah,
I don't know. We're just experimenting here. I've never really
played jap funk and jap pop as I talked as,
so we're experimenting. There's a lot of people in the
line here. Josh Oh, what's up? Josh Oh, josh o?
One mute?
Speaker 1: Oh good? Sorry, might be whenever it connects, it like
to meet you speakers for a couple of seconds. So
I couldn't hear that.
Speaker 2: That's what everyone tells me. But I think this is
a collective live that everyone is telling me.
Speaker 21: Yeah, it actually is. It's actually a big conspiracy anyway,
how you look are you?
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like you're my gang stalker Dan,
and it might be might maybe this is the crypto. See,
I'm gonna do a skit of an Aussie crypto. Bro
this you're him?
Speaker 1: Dude, you reckon day.
Speaker 2: You want to get air dropped off Fosters.
Speaker 21: You know I've come on and chatted to you like
three or four times in every single time you make
fun of my accident.
Speaker 2: I'm not making fun of your accident. I appreciate it,
right or right? But look, if I could do ask question,
you can't sure?
Speaker 1: Right, I know it's a debate thing.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, if not, it's says you and I don't have
the debate.
Speaker 1: No, it's his, it's his debate.
Speaker 2: It's as you don't have to debate. It's also Q
and A Okay, okay, no worries.
Speaker 1: Hey, I have a question regarding.
Speaker 21: The interplay between Kirker Guard and his idea of the
leap of faith and the transcendental argument that you put forward,
because it seems to me like there's a really good
solid philosophical case for the transcendental argument for God, and
yet they're kind of it's it's it's a logical conclusion
that you're kind of coming.
Speaker 1: To for the existence of God.
Speaker 21: And yes, I can kind of lead people there, but
it seems to me that in what Kirker Guard is
putting forward is this super rational idea and there is
this kind of step into the unknown or you know,
maybe maybe the reaching the limits of actual epistemological grounding,
and so someone actually has to, you know, step into
that unknown.
Speaker 1: And I'm just.
Speaker 21: Wondering, because obviously you you're very much in the realm
of philosophy, but I'm just not quite sure where particularly
the Orthodox approach might have a view or or you know,
an opinion on that.
Speaker 2: Well. I mean, there's a lot of affinity between the
approach that we have criticizing scholasticism and all that kind
of stuff that we would agree with Kergard on. I've
cited him in a lot of the papers that I
wrote in grad school, and I've read several of Careguard's works.
I appreciate him, I like him a lot. He's probably
closer to us than a lot of these other goobers
a lot of clossy realm. But I do think there's
areas that we would disagree in the sense of, like
what he's what he's reacting to isn't really Orthodox problems.
There are problems of Protestant scholasticism, you know, Roman Catholic scholasticism,
scientism in church. Right, what I'm saying like, we agree
with the critiques, but that doesn't mean that his flight
into a kind of hedism is necessarily right. Does that
make sense?
Speaker 4: Maybe?
Speaker 21: But I guess maybe if he could just expand on that,
because I I am not not quite sure that the
lines are kind of blurred there in terms of maybe
the idea of of the Orthodox faith is not is
not propositional or it's not essentially propositional, right, it's a
it's an entire whole old being and and.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that people people over over stress this point.
What what Paalama says is not that the faith doesn't
have propositions. He says that it transcends propositions. So in
other words, it's not that the conceptual knowledge is bad
or wrong, it's just very limited and it's limiting and
the goal of dogmas and the propositions and the concepts
is to point you to the real, direct experience of God.
And a lot of times people take that and they say, oh, well,
you see, then the concepts and the rational stuff is
therefore bad. That's not true. That's not what Palamas says.
Palama says, those things are good, but they're very limited
and their own they only go so far. So apologetics,
as we often say, that's just kind of a sign
pointing you to the church. That's really all it can do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, awesome, I think we're on the same page.
I just kind of want to.
Speaker 21: Understand it from from how you would articulate it so
much appreciated it take.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't accept fidism because at the end
of the day, it's like, well, if fidism is the case,
then uh, we don't have an answer to a Mormon
who says, we'll just pray and you'll feel it and
take a leap of faith. Yeah, but it doesn't make sense. Yeah,
but don't trust your reasoning because it's a you know,
leap of faith. So fidism is dumb. And it could
be also the case that kuker Guard's critique of the
scholastic rationalist impulse in the West is good, but his
answer is not sufficient. You see what I'm saying, Like
maybe he just kind of threw his hands up and
he's like, I don't know, it's not this so maybe
it's just a leap of faith or something, but you
know whatever, Blaze, what's up dude?
Speaker 22: Yo?
Speaker 1: Hey, uh, I have a question. Before I get into that,
I have a bit for you. What I have a
comedy bit for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: It would be Jordan B.
Speaker 19: Peterson explaining Roman Catholic traditional puppet masses.
Speaker 2: Okay, uh yeah, could work because I mean his wife
is a trad cat now and then we still don't
know where he is, right, He's just still we don't
know what, right, Yeah, right, I'll think about that. That
could work. JBP on a pumping mass Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: But anything with the Jordan's Penison voice that you do,
I think it would be funny.
Speaker 2: I've been working on mine. Thank you appreciate that I've
been working on it. Make it a little bit better,
I think. I think, Uh, Ryan Rivera and Jim Bob
do it the best. I'm trying to get mine better.
Underwater and then are you literally underwater? What's up? We
can't hear you, man, you can you hear me barely?
It's up.
Speaker 1: Well, I had a big Google.
Speaker 23: Question, But the first thing I was gonna say was,
I think it'll be fine even if you talk to
two A bunch of Hispanics and uh in a when
in one of those in the comedian and I think
we're pretty true.
Speaker 2: But the I feel like I would I'm safer amongst
a bunch of Trolos than a bunch of brothers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like that's yeah, I think it'll be fine.
Speaker 23: Also, the thing that I actually thought was kind of
funny or this isn't about this video. It's about like
how Charlie Kirk and Ben Sharp are kind of like
pushing away the Ebstein files.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I was just kind of kind of funny, you.
Speaker 23: Know how like Donald Trump is like, oh yeah, I'll
release I think he said that he'll release some of it,
which is super suspicious of them to say, like yaikes, dude.
But the biglogal question that I had was like, and
I don't know, I think is a Matthew twenty four
verse twenty two.
Speaker 24: I don't understand what is happening right there, Matthew twenty four,
what twenty two, or there will be great tribulation such
as has not been since beginning of the world to
this time.
Speaker 2: No, no norse shall ever be unless those days were shortened.
No flesh will be saved, but for the elect's sake,
those days will be shortened. So basically, I think it's
just saying that for the sake of the church, God
will put an end to this period of tribulation because
it would end up basically killing the entire world whatever
it is. Oh, I see, but hey, I appreciate that.
Good questions, man, Nathan. What's up, dude? I appreciate being
so generous today. You guys have paid the bills once again.
Appreciate that it's always good to come on the last
streams and have the bills paid.
Speaker 1: Uh, can you hear me?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, what's up? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I was wondering if we can come back to
the bitcoin. So I'm trying to figure out how this works.
Speaker 17: So you say, you say about putting your bitcoin on
a cold storage wallet.
Speaker 1: Uh, then like, how how do you get it off?
Speaker 17: And can you can you then transfer between you and
your friends with that cold storage wallet quite easily? Or
is it a bit harder than you have to go
through somebody's processing or something like that.
Speaker 2: No, bitcoin is peer to peer. First of all, the
bitcoin isn't on the wallet. The bitcoin is on the blockchain,
and what's on the cold storage device is just your
keys to that. So basically depending upon what kind of
wallet you get, whether it's uh, you know, blockstream, Jade
or like a Ledger or whatever. No, you can send
bitcoin directly to your friends. So the whole point of
it is to bypass the banks. Literally, the whole point
of bitcoin is to get rid of banks. And so yeah,
you can, you can, you can. You can send it
to your buddy without a bank or without any you know,
sort of middleman. Is what the what the point of
it is.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 17: So then like for then people that don't use bitcoin,
how do you like, how easy is it to transfer
it back into cash to to send somebody or spend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that at that at this stage, uh, this
is where exchanges unfortunately are senal necessary. So in order
to cash out, you would pretty much need to be
on some exchange. But the good point, the good part
about that is that there's a lot of exchanges now,
So whether you're in the US or Europe, Like, there's
a lot of different options for being on an exchange
and cashing out.
Speaker 25: Okay, so then.
Speaker 17: For there's exchange exchanges and stuff, how how soon do
you get that cash?
Speaker 1: Like can you like put it like have it go
into your bank and go to the ATM and pull
that cash out pretty much immediately.
Speaker 2: With with coinbase, it's one to three days to go
back into your account. But I find that with my
bank it's usually that same day. Cracking it's about the same.
It seems like it's a little bit longer if you
use cracking. I don't know about Gemini as in exchange
have mainly used cracking and coinbase, so it's usually one
to three days on average.
Speaker 17: And I did have a question about tag. So I've
heard a critique where they'll say that that God is
not the necessary precondition for knowledge. What would be the
answer to that critique, Well.
Speaker 2: If they say that, they're going to have to explain
what is and what would function better than God to
ground the transcendental categories. So if they can come up
with some answer or some way that they could make
sense of metaphysics and epistemology and ethics without a being
that could ground those things. I'd be interested to hear it,
because that's the whole point of tag is that you
need a being like that. Starm here, what's up, Cure Starmer,
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and then I think it's like twenty eight days before
you transfer it off. But Swan is a bitcoin only company,
so it's not a crypto trading thing. It's basically just
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but there is my referral code. And somebody said I
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It's not a like some of these exchanges are like, oh,
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we did that. Uh, leave it to Ethan. Five dollars
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thank you, and welcome to the new subscribers. Appreciate that.
All right, let's see who's next. Mike, what's up? Mike?
Past the mic? You pass the mic.
Speaker 19: Oh, if if you really wanted to do you know
black comedy and a stand up, but a stand up
for black people.
Speaker 1: I guess you could lean into the Jamaican bit. It
would be a I just want to meet cool people.
Speaker 2: I think they actually would like if I performed that
song live, they would be like, what the white boy doing.
Speaker 19: To teens?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Exactly, I think black would love that. What's up, Mike?
Speaker 19: Yeah, But are we still on the topic of the
zoomer dating or we kind of passed?
Speaker 1: Whatever you want, Okay, I just I mean that, Yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 19: Know, what's kind of an anti boomer thing, but like
it's kind of a little different. I just have to
In my experience, I just came out of a relationship too.
You know, I'm twenty one and the girls dating was
twenty And the thing I realized way too late is
that you're also dating her influences, and it's.
Speaker 2: Uh, what do you mean explain that?
Speaker 1: It's just I don't know, I mean, you're dating your
influences like you have to.
Speaker 19: In my experience, part of the problem was she had
a bunch of friends that were like basically all of
her friends were convincing her to break up with me
for like months on end.
Speaker 1: And you know, she was she used to be, even Mormon,
just like me.
Speaker 19: And it's just hard to convince her out of a
certain mindset that's already so.
Speaker 1: Drilled into her psyche, I guess over the years.
Speaker 19: And you know, obviously the that's you know, she liked
me enough, and she still likes me, and it's just
hard to uh, it's hard to deal with that, especially
those drilled in, those deep convictions.
Speaker 1: Especially she had a lot of stuff.
Speaker 4: About like religion.
Speaker 19: She called me brainwashed once just because I was, you know,
I'm a catechumen. And it's just a lot, it's just
a lot of stuff like that. And then you have
to convince her, oh, if we did plan.
Speaker 26: On having a kid, you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't you know, going around, you know, having abortions
and stuff. It's just stuff like that.
Speaker 19: It's just I have to I have uh, not only
I have to convince her to, you know, be with me.
I have to convince her against everyone else that's convincing
her out of it. And especially especially in this you know,
in the twenty first century and the great old, big
old twenty five, it's like, uh, yeah, it's not not
the black pill, but it's like it's a losing battern
just in you know, just you know, young women are
very easily influenced by you know, emotional things like you know,
her friends, convincing her, you know how she's felt, you know,
how she's seen, religion or certain aspects of gotcha.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I feel you, I feel you. On that,
I would say it's time to be black pilled, meaning
we become black people, we enter into black culture. There's
a lot of black girls that single right now. That's
what I'm saying. That's the true black pill, where we
all find wives, where we all make it. We're all
gonna make it with that black pil You know what's funny,
we didn't even get We're like three hours deep and
we didn't even get to one video that I wanted
to talk about. We talked a little bit about Crypto
and Trump. So basically it took us like four hours
to get to one topic. Dude, that's that's wild. But
and we still had fun and made more money than
I would have made talking about all this boring stuff.
So this is great. And by the way, I'm still here.
I'm still staying no, no, no, no, no, no, Jay,
you can't spell. I think I spelled pretty good, but
I do get a lot of things wrong and I
don't care. But what's he think I misspelled Lubertarianism. I
spelled it lubertarian on purpose. You goof us, y'all too
stupid to get my jokes. I'm just gonna go do
stand up and tell everybody they're stupid because theyn't get
my joke. You're stupid, You're all dumb. My mom says
I'm funny and you're dumb. Stand stand Oh we didn't
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this sit behind.
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Speaker 2: I actually like that one. That guy was pretty funny.
I felt like it was supposed to be funny, but no,
that was What is this? I don't know, but I
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Speaker 7: Don't know, well, he is the sitch.
Speaker 1: I'm just a smart, gass, middle class metal head.
Speaker 2: Interesting for a metal head to wrap that. You didn't
expect that to just.
Speaker 1: Understand.
Speaker 8: Send me your simple It's sam.
Speaker 6: I like this.
Speaker 2: This is great.
Speaker 7: I feel like fucking Dumbo.
Speaker 1: I feel like Dumbo.
Speaker 2: I actually like that one too. I feel like dumbled
with a with an auto tune that was fire.
Speaker 19: Jia.
Speaker 2: I didn't even realize that when I was doing cringe core.
It's not even that cringe like. It's actually okay, and
actual cran core is so much more cringe than I
could have ever dreamed. When we watch this is music
on Instagram and TikTok and this this this guy, catatonic youth,
he collects together. We've done this guy before, we watched
his clips before. He collects together the best of the
worst of TikTok and Instagram musicians. It's it's it's something
to behold.
Speaker 7: Logic that was.
Speaker 2: Nine inch fails. So that chick her friend did a
backflip off of a truck in her video she fell
and this chick left it.
Speaker 1: In the videos.
Speaker 2: This roster did actually message is me. I mean, I
think it's funny, but this guy actually is pretty nice guy.
He's always like he's doing all this anti New world
or Stuff's his message in me. We haven't heard SKA
in a while. It's it's a bold move to try
to bring SKA back, you guys. Remember Ska, and I
mean Sky was like all Christian bands too, Remember that
Christian ska bands. It's a bold move to bring that back. Now.
I like this dude, this is like a This is
like a dungeon master, uh in real time. And also
that this checks out of his league, I might have
to say.
Speaker 28: They're just sentence of Atlanta can get the overscribing.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, our black Taudry road.
Speaker 2: We Oh, this is like if riff Raff was was
a meth head. You by my side are low rows.
That's what Florida's like. People want to say, what's up?
What happens if I moved to Florida? Well, you can
either be at Blacksonville and with the black people in
the black community, or this dude, which is everywhere else
outside of Like if you go to the Florida countryside.
This is the Florida dude right here.
Speaker 27: Guys when they're younger, married in a year in the suburb.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you want like to winn help away?
Speaker 2: You got a SpongeBob shirt.
Speaker 29: You don't want to candy, you don't need, you don't need.
Speaker 11: I like that guy.
Speaker 2: That's a bold strategy to mom film me out the
lake house while I sing my song. We don't need
coke and we don't need we we just need more
vitamin than me. This spurg rapper took my joke. I
just said a spurg stand up comedian just reading out algorithms,
and we got a black spurg rapper just reading numbers.
Speaker 4: What the heck?
Speaker 8: I don't want to say it, but I've been having
day dreams. I haven't seen visions of my mentioning, and
it scares me.
Speaker 2: You got to be Martin came to have an Oh.
I thought that was a girl.
Speaker 19: Dude, I can say I'm racist because of black man
and stars.
Speaker 2: And you looked at my bands on and they look
that was Ryan Rivera right there, like sneakers.
Speaker 14: First time he heard a sound like this through you speakers.
Speaker 2: I could beat box better than that. There come on now, scarce, so.
Speaker 8: I can do these.
Speaker 2: Talking about y'all heard of Jared Leto, This is Jared
let it go? Is that Christy Mayor?
Speaker 1: I need to get there, we go.
Speaker 2: We need some just some tribal drums. Dude, you know
she's playing the u f O all tribal settings, some
some chill. Y'all need to chill, inquire, inquire longer two dollars?
Do you recommend Antiochian or Greek for Catechistus? I mean
I would, I guess go to an Antiochio one I
don't know.
Speaker 1: Out in Sandres.
Speaker 8: Hello, dumb bitch, you remember me?
Speaker 1: You were the one that ran off and she did
hunt gold figure in it?
Speaker 7: Since that just turned gold digger.
Speaker 2: Y'all remember Hansen? Whoa dude? What's oh my gosh, this
is like tarted out Hanson.
Speaker 14: Dude.
Speaker 30: I never understood the whole pronoun thing or why people think.
Speaker 4: It was okay.
Speaker 7: Old tears in my eyes, closed fist to the sky.
Speaker 2: I wish these songs had more than they need to
longer clips. This is too good, This is too too
much gold here, dude. See y'all thought that cringe core. No, no,
the crench core is good. No, see what I'm saying. Grit.
What's up, dude, Grit? It smells like hairspray in here.
What the hell, dude, Jamie pray hairspray? What's up?
Speaker 1: Man? Hey? Jay?
Speaker 31: Uh yeah, I just want to say a couple of
things on the Zoomer dating help out the young ends,
and uh, I wanted to say that if you ever
considered coming to the city Chicago, Uh, live in the
city here, and I guarantee we can pack the house
for you up this way.
Speaker 2: How are you going to guarantee that?
Speaker 31: Oh man, there's so many orthodox around here. This is
like gotta be one of the biggest cities in the
country for it.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm coming there for Oasis. You' all ain't gonna
come to that. You can't guarantee that.
Speaker 1: That might be true.
Speaker 31: I'm over the metal head I uh yeah, be going
to the Pantera concert.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm going to. Metal We can meet you there.
Are you talking to me?
Speaker 7: What are you talking to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know it?
Speaker 2: You think I don't know parent? Do you think I
didn't know Pantero songs?
Speaker 1: Man, the groove metal? That's peak metal?
Speaker 2: Jay, dude, I'm like dimebag Daryl Nice. But I mean,
I mean in terms of looks I got. I'm a
don piece Darryl, call me don piece Darryl.
Speaker 1: He was diaming Daryl in the eighties in his hair
metal days.
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Man, they tried to cover that up.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Yep, did you know that? Did
you know that Michael Bolton was a hair metal guy
at first?
Speaker 1: Nice, I could get into that. I'm gonna look that up.
Speaker 2: I'm serious. I'm not joking yet. Michael Bolton's first maybe
one or two albums are hair metal.
Speaker 31: So he actually went, uh, just took a steep decline
in my eyes, But I don't know, showing my age too,
Tom love it him and mess.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't call that a decline. But if you want
to be a big that's up to you. Well. Sorry,
So Michael Bolton early hair metal. Watched this? Yeah, here's one.
It's even on his channel, like his old stuff is
actual hair metal. Right, So here's there he is right there.
Watch this. I mean, it's like indistinguishable from like Motley Crue.
It's crazy. Look up, Look up, Michael Bolton. Everybody goes crazy. Yeah,
but thank you I appreciate that. I'm we will be
up in Chicago. I'm sure eventually, and uh, I'm about
to be set straight once I start. It's weird. It's
like he's like this demon that you can invoke when
you start talking about music. Mister j R. A shows
up magically as the living incarnation of the music encyclopedia
to set your last straight.
Speaker 1: I have a question about PSA.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm only here to talk about time,
love and Tenderness or any other Michael Bolton song. That's
literally the only thing we're talking about today. Why do
you want to do that to me? Man, come on.
Speaker 1: The Percy Sedge cover of one A Man Loves a Woman.
Speaker 2: There he goes, look at this living encyclopedia. I mean
John Adams probably played with Michael Bolton back in the
days of being a hair metal dude. This is a
and then he fell out.
Speaker 1: Damn it.
Speaker 2: He ran away. He ran I said his name, and
he ran away. Listen. I got an idea. Single guys,
if you're hard up, it's time to lower your standards. Okay,
single dudes, it's time to start thinking about single moms.
How do I get a single mom? Easy? Okay, a
lot easier than all the other things that you're trying
to do. First of all, we're gonna take you to
Michael Bolton camp. Get a horse, okay, learn horse riding. Okay,
find a leather jacket, something proferably swede ish. We're gonna
unbutton that shit. Okay, like this all right? Fire also good.
Demonstrate that you know the workings and makings of a fire.
It's very primal, it's cave manish. It signifies masculinities. Okay.
Mom jeans preferably up to a about your boobs as
a guy. Okay, raided belt and or some sort of
Southwestern ish belt with Indian patterns. Do not wear a
form fitting shirt. I want you to wear a vastly oversized,
droopy pirate shirt underneath the vastly oversized swede leather jacket,
flat number five, long hair down to at least the
small of your back. Mom jeans are a must. Okay.
Also pull the mom jeans up so high that there's
a clear outline of your package. Because, let's be honest, here,
the single moms are shopping. What better way to get
a single mom than Michael Bolton songs? Okay, but you're
also becoming Michael Bolton. So I'm actually telling you you
are no longer a gamer man. You are taking on
the persona and the ethos and the vibe of Michael
b Okay, exhibit a mom core for whatever reason, moms
love this. If you doubt me, consider the woman in
the video whom when she sees eagles flying over this dude. Okay,
he's a force of nature. That's what I'm trying to say.
It's the elemental spirits. You got fire, you got eagles,
you got horses, all three of the elements right there. Water,
This dude walking on water. Okay, Daddy Bolton is miraculous,
is what I'm saying. Okay, are you taking notes? Got it?
A lot of dudes taking notes?
Speaker 8: Perfect?
Speaker 2: Okay? What else? We got? Leather jackets also a must.
Caves another one of the elements. Boom. Now is this working?
The video shows us, Yes, watch boom. Chicks are so eager.
They're hopping on horses. They're riding towards Michael Bolton out
in the middle of nowhere. Single moms are like, find
me a steed. I need to get to this man
right now. Find me a steed. Shadow Facts where art thou. Okay,
moms are in the desert like that. Moms are taking
baths in the ocean looking for Michael bolt just waiting
for him to show up in the desert. It works.
I'm telling you, guys, look at that. This is next
level game that mikey b understood in the nineties that
we didn't even understand. We didn't get this. Okay, he
connected with the elements, the elemental forces. Okay, moms were
just over here passing out just from the freaking video,
not from the horse ride. They're just passing out from
Michael Bolton. Dude. They're over here climbing the damn rocks
to get to Michael Bolton. Or is that Michael Bolton.
He's in the right like he's He's melded with the
forces of nature. Moms are climbing mountains to get to
Michael Bolton. Okay, you nerds, you dorks got it all backwards.
Oh how do I go chase women? Hell, I gotta
chase the girls. They gotta glat No, no, they will
come to you. Single moms are gonna be riding steeds
to find you, dude. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
You dummy. He's got it all backwards. There She's over here,
laying out in the mountains waiting for him to show up.
She's like, I just go to the desert hope that
Michael Bolton's filming a video. That's my best chance. This
is what y'all gotta understand, the vibe.
Speaker 27: To my life.
Speaker 14: You are the one.
Speaker 4: You are the one.
Speaker 2: Said I loved you, but I lied.
Speaker 32: This is maml No.
Speaker 2: My field inside.
Speaker 27: Said I loved you but I was wrong.
Speaker 14: No good, never ever feel this troll.
Speaker 2: You just learned game and you didn't even know it.
I just taught you all what pickup artists is gonna
teach you that level of game? None of them, not
a damn one. Now, all you dorks, lower your standards.
Find the best single mom in town. I just gave
you the secrets right there. That's straight mom core. That's
mom core, private keys to your boomer core mom core
mom coin. I gave you the private keys to single
mom coin right there. One shot says, when I think
of Michael Bolton, I think of that Jack Sparrow song
from Lonely Island, also a classic, also a.
Speaker 7: Classic time love a tenderness.
Speaker 2: Don't get me going on Bolton. Don't get me on
a Bolton kick. Y'all are already regretting. All the women
have already left because they can't handle it. It's too much.
Start talking about Michael Bolton. It's a meltdown. Okay, we
got a Bolton core Reactor meltdown. We got the the
the jokes in the chat, our next level fire right now,
John Adams, come back up here. Instead of straight I'm you,
John Adams?
Speaker 1: Was im?
Speaker 2: You dog?
Speaker 33: The key to you know, for the young guys, they
need to go watch all of the old metal videos
or the adult contemporary videos of the eighties because they
all have the same thing, like.
Speaker 1: Just what you described exactly and yeah it's fringe leather jackets.
Speaker 12: The other thing you have to point out is you
could you can peg the mom jeans and tuck them
into the cowboy boots.
Speaker 2: I mean, I want those mom jeans so tight and
so high that you've got the biggest male cameltoe of
all time. That's what I want.
Speaker 9: With with with if you're wearing them with cowboy boots,
you won't be able to like put the cowboy boots
over the cowboy boots.
Speaker 1: They must be tucked in.
Speaker 2: Absolutely preferably preferably also extremely irrationally long braided belt looped
over many times.
Speaker 4: By the way, braided braided belts are coming back.
Speaker 12: Did you hear that?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Well? Braded belts are in.
Speaker 2: Wow, I don't know. I didn't actually know that. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not. You're not hip unless you have a
braided belt. Now it's a.
Speaker 9: But the the key thing here is is learning how
to play guitar or learning how to sing in a
you know, my falsetto voice.
Speaker 2: Now Balton's got that range, dude. In fact, if you
watch Time, Love and Tenderness, he will actually do almost
a high sea with that who. He'll do a who.
It's almost a high seat.
Speaker 9: But there is an alternative route if you can't wear them,
you know, the proto metal adult contemporary way. You can
go the white linen suit with white Barachi's way.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm liking what I'm I'm liking it or what what.
Speaker 12: You What you realize is that after every single month
you know, seventies band gave up, you know, their career,
they decided to wear white linen suits and white Baracchi's
and they got a new career.
Speaker 1: Yes, I just wanted to add that in. That's the
new that's the way to get that's what we need
to get the girls making.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, absolutely, the rock and roll encyclopedia himself are classic.
BFF J R. Adams himself. Shout out to our boy John,
what's up Corey? What's up? Corey Booker?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 1: Okay, hear me?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Hey, doingbooks? I guess a more serious question. So it's
on Old Testaments and New Testament slavery. Do you have
any like articles or books that the Orthodox that you
can recommend for me to look over.
Speaker 2: Yes, our buddy Lewis over at Orthodoxy Hata created an
entire documentary and he spent forever on it and heardly
anybody watched it. So go to Orthodoxy Hata and watch
Lewis's documentary on it. He put us so much time
into that. Shout out to our boy Lewis, what's up,
nifty nitty nipple tips? What's up nipple tips? Jack the
Guitar God says, for two dollars, look up Michael Bolton,
Lonely Island.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 2: That's a classic. We just talked about. What's up, man,
I'm you.
Speaker 1: Yoh, what's up man? Hey, yeah, I was reading a
little bit of Martin Heidegger. Uh.
Speaker 34: I'm not gonna pretend I'm too familiar with him, But
what do you think he means when he talks.
Speaker 1: About that they sell? It's like oddly similar to like
the pronoun people.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Father Deacon would know. Perhaps, Wait what
we we're talking about Michael Bolton's cameltoe and you're over
here asking me about this is insane. We have reached
peak and sanity, dog yeah, and we got kids screaming.
What is going on?
Speaker 8: Is this even really?
Speaker 2: Is this real?
Speaker 1: I'm at the filth pool, dude, Sorry.
Speaker 2: It's okay. I'm just wondering if this is even really?
Speaker 1: What was the term either used? Uh them selves? They're
like they're conformists. Oh yeah, there, it's the herd, it's
the they.
Speaker 3: It's like the inauthentic uh deep personalized fees.
Speaker 1: Yeah, NPC kind of mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Interesting people that spend the time it filth pools, Like me,
what is going on?
Speaker 2: We evered peak peak madness. Then it's like it sounds
like you're in hell, dude, did you go to hell?
And it's like there's like demon. Children are screaming, I.
Speaker 1: Live in Hell. It's called Helena.
Speaker 2: I live in Helen.
Speaker 1: You can hear it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't even think about it that they're gonna
be children in the silk pool.
Speaker 2: But sorry, that's not a fern now right now, that's Dante.
I'm gonna go up in the Black Comedy Columba. Y'all
think about Dante that It does kind of sound like
hell over here. It does. It sounds like the children
are like going crazy. Good grief, whoa dude? Can you
can you knew it? That's that's really loud. I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to be rude exactly. You want to
you want to trigger some kids start talking about design
and the kids are gonna go nuts.
Speaker 28: The kids are like, oh my gosh, they're talking about
design being in time again.
Speaker 4: Y'all.
Speaker 2: What y'all think about Delonte's infernot?
Speaker 1: What I think?
Speaker 2: What's up? Man?
Speaker 1: What's up? Can you hear me? Fine?
Speaker 2: I can't know what's on your mind? Michael Bolton's cameltoe
or what?
Speaker 1: Can you hear like the jet engine in the background.
Speaker 2: No, but that's okay, gotcha.
Speaker 35: So when it comes to like justifying meta ethical claims
of like objective morality you appeal to like religion.
Speaker 1: Right more or less?
Speaker 2: H yeah, sure.
Speaker 35: And do you think there's any way to reconcile it
against somebody appealing to the same form of meta ethics
but just a different religion.
Speaker 2: Well, I think the debate shifts a little bit into
the metaphysics of that religion. So it depends on what
the religion is. But all of the positions are going
to have a very limited number of metaphysical positions that
they could go to to try to justify it.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha, that's all. Now.
Speaker 2: I love it. This is uh. I don't know if
I'm insane or if we've actually achieved some sort of
like new level of podcasts that is just unheard. I mean,
this is wild and I'm loving it. I mean we're
going from like episode of Justification to Michael Bolton. I mean,
this is just this is this is peak Jay's analysis
right here.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 2: Let's get a little bit of this coming back, because
I need to I need to I need to center.
I need to become zen and center. What does that
even mean anyway? Very zen? That to me just says
faking gay. You starts saying, yours is zen Jacob cave
two dollars? What that means exactly? Exactly? We got shout
out to Bryce and Gray. He just dropped his audience
over here in the chat. I'm joking what that is?
Speaker 8: What that means?
Speaker 2: Peak Jay Bolton exactly. I don't think we can handle
any more of this cringe corn music. That stuff was
just unbelievable. I was gonna talk about Trump, but not anymore.
I can't this. This is the worst, dude. This is like,
this is what's convincing me that I should do stand
up because this is the worst. This might be the
worst routine I've ever seen in my life. Watch this.
Not this guy. This guy does. This guy is actually
okay because he just like basically gets quiet. This next
routine is probably the worst thing I've ever seen in
my life. I'm being serious. Watched this. It's on YouTube, right,
Hey guys, Okay, these three guys. Wow, I'm being serious.
Like when I saw this, and I didn't even watch
this whole video, I watched like half of this video,
and I'm like, these this is awful. Now, these three
dudes kind of look like standard nerdy dude, right, but
I find that nerdy dudes pretty often have a decent
sense of humor. So I watched this clipper. I'm like, Okay,
these guys can't be that bad. No, no, no, this
is the worst stand up thing I've ever seen in
my life. This is amazing. It's so bad. I'm being serious.
I'm not hyping this. Do you think, oh, he's just
wiping thismself because you watch this, just watch.
Speaker 36: As We're gonna try and do this with one mic.
But we have to introduce Jeffrey Linneman. What can we
say about Jeffrey.
Speaker 21: Let's see, so Jeffrey has gotten dumped by his girlfriend
three times in the past.
Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, the nerdy do on the left
has a cane, which I like. I actually kind of
like that to a cane. And this just makes no sense.
I don't even know what's saying. I talk about that?
Or do you want to talk about butt play?
Speaker 6: Or what?
Speaker 2: Do you what do you want to talk about? Jeff uh,
this guy got dumped by his girlfriend. Do you want
to talk about that or butt play?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: It doesn't even make sense. Yeah, we can talk about
I mean my girlfriend. Jeffrey does look like a guy
that likes cucklehorn.
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about a cuckold porn?
Speaker 37: What?
Speaker 7: Sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 36: I mean Jeffrey do the pterodactyl dance while we talk
about you, all right, So, uh, Jeffrey has a long
term girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Week do the pterodactyle tarodactyle dance while we talk about
gross stuff. And look at the dude in the green hat.
He's just like mystified.
Speaker 36: Invite her to the comedy shows that we do. Uh,
we save a seat for her every time. But she
she she'll, she'll, she'll come one of these times. It's Uh,
it's troubling because I also have a crush on Tiffany.
Speaker 2: There definitely is chemistry.
Speaker 36: Uh, she's a real girl, by the way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this this is like three pedos doing I don't
know what this is. Is this not the worst thing
you've ever seen? Though, Jeffrey has a girlfriend, but she
kind of likes frying. But that was the worst joke
I've ever seen in a life.
Speaker 35: One nice thing about coming up to England, Like I
might sound funny to you guys, but at least I
can read.
Speaker 1: Up here, Like.
Speaker 2: Are British people known for not reading? I don't understand.
Speaker 30: I got straight a's in school, straight absences.
Speaker 2: See what I'm saying, Like, this is so bad, dude,
I could just go up there and bomb and do
better than this stuff on purpose. See what I'm saying.
The chat understands now. Uh, let's see all right, common
sense all I've got all these people on line. What's up, man,
we're over here talking nonsense. I'm what's up, dude. I
think the worst part of this is that you feel
embarrassed for these people, you know what I mean? Like
you feel sorry for these people and like who, like
why was there no one there to stop their friends?
You see, know what I'm saying, Like, guys, like, be
a good friend and tell your friend dude, that is garbage. Man,
what are you doing? Don't do it? Don't do it?
Speaker 30: And last week I saw one with a unique name
by the name of fun Fantastic. Next day I saw
another full restaurant by the name pun You Loss. I
was kicking it in content because I was going to
get some weed soft restaurant that just open by the
name of poo real.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 8: Pull show by the name of.
Speaker 38: Life gay jokes, guys, what's going on here?
Speaker 35: Sometimes bombing on this show is still better than anything
else these people have done in their lives, so you know,
it's sort of a win win situation.
Speaker 38: Recently, No, yo, are you doing crowd work?
Speaker 35: Bro?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 38: No, Well, Texas is very pro gay. All right, I'm
gonna let you'all know that right now. Who do you
think wasn't funny yet? Who do you think gave them
the idea for the foot on corn dog?
Speaker 8: The ass list?
Speaker 2: Chaps? No, the mechanical? Oh my gosh, dude, I can't
take any more. This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
I'd rather look at Michael Bolton's mom jeans and that
that was awful. Ohhen, what's up dude?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: See what I'm saying, like everyone should be a stand
up compared to that, Literally everybody in this audience should
go be a stand up comedian. What's up?
Speaker 15: Man?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 2: Jay?
Speaker 15: Can you hear me?
Speaker 1: I had a question about usury.
Speaker 2: I'm a master at it, so you want to learn
how to do it or what how to do it
more effectively? What the right rates are to be? I mean,
I'm straight shylock up in here.
Speaker 4: No I don't, I don't.
Speaker 20: I I was wondering because is usury specifically like like
vague on the interest or whatever.
Speaker 2: It No, it's a it's a pound of flesh, Bro's
it's not vague at all. That's precise. It's a shylock.
Nobody gets my shardlight Merchant of Venice.
Speaker 1: No, I understood the reference.
Speaker 20: Yeah, but I what I was wondering actually about usury,
So I know exactly what you're to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, usually on the dance floor. Have you ever heard
that song?
Speaker 1: What song?
Speaker 2: Usually on the dance floor? Have you heard that song?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: No, shorty got the boots with the with the debt?
Speaker 5: What I don't know?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, I'm being serious. It's probably
one of the best nineties EM songs, uh that many
have forgotten. Let me to play just a second for it.
Oh yeah, it's only one thing they can bring this
world together that begins with you. But where it begins
with you?
Speaker 32: Got you.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you what word it is?
Speaker 2: Usery on the dance baker. Anyway, go ahead, you want
to know the precise interest rates to rip your friends off?
What was your question is about? Yah's wrong? You shouldn't
do it. It's a it's anti biblical, anti canonical for
one thousand years of Christianity forbids.
Speaker 20: Usury, right, I guess I just like I have a
credit card, so am I participating in usury?
Speaker 2: Well, technically, no one who uses Fiat dollars in that
sense could be outside of the system of usury because
the dollar is bound up intimately with usury. So no,
being forced into utilizing elements of this system is not
what we're liable for. It's rather, are we actively pursuing
and utilizing illicit means, you know, to gain to gain money?
Probably Deacon, would you agree, FDA or either we started
talking about Michael Bolton that he left, so I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, I guess hold on, Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: So I mean, obviously the difference is you're purposely taking
advantage of manipulating on people versus like exactly what Jay said,
being in a situation.
Speaker 1: And this comes up in ethics too, to distinguish from
uh moral kind of puritanicalism.
Speaker 32: That we live in a fallen world where it's like
it's literally impossible to why can't participate in anything less
is morally cleansed, and like that itself is is very
uh tribe from the tribe, And so yeah, the idea
is just like.
Speaker 2: Like tribe called quest, tribe called quest yet but yeah,
we I thought everybody knew that.
Speaker 1: But do you do you do you do you see
the thing? Like think about how autistic that would be,
But like what can I can I touch? That was
second Liam, I'm clean, Like I don't. I don't know
what to do. It's like, are you taking advantage or
something purposely?
Speaker 3: Or you forced into a situation with everything's morally compromised
almost in the society which we lived in, unless you're
just gonna exit like society, live as a hermit or
something like that.
Speaker 1: And it's just it's silly too, Okay.
Speaker 20: I just was like going through I like have like
a tendency towards like scrupulosity or whatever.
Speaker 2: Well, you would be a good Jew. So maybe you're
thinking maybe you chose the wrong faith.
Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, young Jesse, how are you doing?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 14: Man?
Speaker 1: Not much?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 26: Do you remember the first time I called in where
I used the accent and I was like.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Something? One plus one plus one equal
how many?
Speaker 2: I don't know, But okay, what's up?
Speaker 26: I just saw this stream was up and I've been
listening for a good while Anyway, I just wanted to
wish you the best. Honestly, you and probably Nick Fuentes
are the two people I listened to the most when
it comes to online podcasting, political commentary and everything.
Speaker 11: Is there?
Speaker 4: Any?
Speaker 33: Is there?
Speaker 25: Any?
Speaker 1: Is there?
Speaker 8: Any?
Speaker 1: Like? I don't know stream you do with him?
Speaker 26: I know you debated like five six years ago and
that turned out to be a pretty shit fest for
Nick because he got pretty wrecked on all the theology topics.
But I feel like you two intersect on quite a lot.
I don't know if you were to do any stream
with him, would it be useful or could it grow
your fan bases? Or could you see any sort of
common understanding.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there'd be some common understanding, but I don't know.
I've not been reached out to or we've not had
any conversation in a while, so I don't know. Based coconut.
Speaker 39: Hello, Yes, sir, Yeah, okay, I have two questions if
that's fine. Uh, they're pretty like the opposite of each other.
But I guess the first question I'm going to ask is, okay,
so the essence and energy sustinction? Right, don't both say
we use created means like because if, for example, the
Tomistic view is correct that you know, we interact with
creative grace even with the essence energy distinction, don't we use.
Speaker 37: Created means like on Earth to experience God's grace?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's not what the issue is about. The
question is the grace itself. Is the grace itself a create,
a creature or is it uncreated? So the question is
not are we utilizing created means of grace? The means
is not the question, it's the grace itself the question.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, that makes sense. Okay.
Speaker 39: For for the other question, Okay, so you know Patriarch Bartolomu,
for like the Greek patriarch. Mm hm, So I've heard
that he's, uh he like prayed with the with the
pope or something like that, And I'm wondering if that's
like anathema. How come he hasn't been excommunicated yet.
Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately with a lot of the big name patriarchates
and whatnot, a lot of that stuff is political before
it's theological. So that's one reason why. But I think
eventually it is moving towards a schism. Reformed Catholic what's up?
Reformed Catholic I'm yet.
Speaker 6: What's up?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 14: Man?
Speaker 7: Good man?
Speaker 1: Hey, listen, I've been listening for a little bit.
Speaker 22: I had a couple of questions, but then you guys
started talking about the dating stuff, and so I just
wanted to make a quick comment about that.
Speaker 1: Sure, So so I'm about I'm about thirty, you know,
thirty two?
Speaker 2: Now about are you talking about your uh measurements up top?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Man, I'm just playing.
Speaker 22: So So I was married a couple of years ago,
and unfortunately she was extremely unfaithful and then walked away,
And so I had a unique experience to kind of
see the dating world from we had met. And this
was when I was like, you know, non denominational and whatnot,
and kind of running around those circles and.
Speaker 1: Then dating after having gone through that is.
Speaker 22: Actually quite interesting because even after I would say after COVID,
things like really really changed and I think in a
lot of ways and almost felt like a lot of
Christian girls even a lot of circles. I think I
think this is just in general for a lot of people,
if they over spiritualize things, and I.
Speaker 1: Think that's a big factor that plays into a lot
of it.
Speaker 22: For a lot of people, they just over spiritualized stuff
into to a lot of these younger guys.
Speaker 1: To say, one thing I learned this is this is
gonna sound kind of weird from.
Speaker 22: Having been married, from having not been married to them
being having been married than having not been married. I
think a lot of these younger guys really stake a
lot of their like chips in the basket of marriage
when I think marriage is just a means to the
end of just growing in the deeper relationship with God.
And I think a lot of times they fail to
recognize that, and I think that they put a lot of.
Speaker 1: Idolization into marriage.
Speaker 22: And I think having kind of been on the other
side of it, I kind of realized even in myself,
how much marriage is really built in to humble you
into deny the self in so many ways and learning
how to guide to yourself and consider another person, uh eternally.
And so it was just it was just interesting kind
of how having coming out of that, how much I
like overthought everything of the process of dating, because I
remember telling myself, you know, I did everything right, I
did the premarital counseling, I did all this, I did that,
and then you know, she's still she was still unfaithful,
and so I went through a whole period of thinking like, well,
what did I do wrong?
Speaker 4: What did I do wrong?
Speaker 1: What did I do wrong? And I think a lot
of these guys are trying to find, you know, the
kind of the surefire way to you know, get the
girl and get married. And I think some of to
realize is like.
Speaker 22: That there's there's there's more to marriage, and there's more
to the Christian life than just that. And I think
obviously these young guys, right, they're they're gonna look at it, right,
that's the big thing on the horizon for a lot
of them. But I think the encouragement is stay building
your relationship with the Lord, continue to foster.
Speaker 1: That disciple that seek wise counsel and grow that.
Speaker 22: And I think the Lord and his time will reveal
and bring someone alongside you and not.
Speaker 1: That's something that I've realized, especially being you know, thirty three.
It's like the clock's taken with me.
Speaker 2: So I think, of course there's something are you talking
about your biological clock?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like obviously as a guy, it's you.
Speaker 22: I think for me, it's it's one of those things
where you know a lot of girls my age there.
There's so much that they're bringing to the table as
far as baggage and things like that, and I think
it's a real thing to consider. And I think something
that I've had to realize is obviously low lowering standards
because I think sometimes you know a lot of these That's.
Speaker 2: Why I'm telling them to go after a single mom. Dude,
they can they could rack it up in the single
mom the single mom racket, right. I appreciate your call.
By the way, I'm not being mean people. I love
how people just assume that Luko mean he is. He's
laughing at the garage trauma. I'm laughing at the chat
because somebody said that when I said it was his
uh double d cups size, he's just the idea. I
don't know. Sometimes dumb stuff makes me laugh really hard,
and then I read the chat and it makes me
start crying laughing, and then I'm laughing because it's a
serious story. And I'm still laughing at at the fact,
like somebody coming on long stream and just telling me
they're telling me their pants size. That just made me
laugh so hard. I don't know why, like, like like
the pants size comment, maybe laugh harder than the double
D's comment like he was getting his measurements. I don't
know why that was so funny to me, Like like
guys just calling it. It's like, I'm a thirty four.
I don't know. That's just funny, Like crazy stuff is
funny to me. And now I'm over here like crying
holding him my laughter because of the chat talking about dudes,
dudes waste measurements, and then people are like automatically assuming that, Oh,
look at dire laughing at the guy's trauma. Luco mean
he is, he just wants to laugh at people's trauma. Dude.
I'm just laughing at the idea of people calling and
listen up their ant sizes. That's funny to me. Anyway,
I'm over here just getting silly. Dude about to cry laughing.
I want every dude to call in. I need to
know your pants size. Do you give me your waist measurements?
Speaker 37: Bro?
Speaker 2: That's what this is about, some feeling. I'm a thick
thirty six. He was heavy set over here. We got
thunder thighs calling in. I want to know every man's
pants size. I want to know who got thunder thighs.
Do you got burthen hips? Jamie Peltier says before he
gets started, I want you to I don't know if
this is just a whole day. It's has been too insane. Dude,
I'm crying now.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's just stupid, stupid, funny than me. I look like
a fat thirty five over here. Adminson's fifty bucks, and
he says, get you to a breakdown of the Azuza
Street Revival. Preacher William Seymour, Oh my gosh, we did
a whole fricking four We did two four hour streams on.
Speaker 8: Uh damn.
Speaker 2: We got a forty eight over here. Somebody needs to
get in the gym, dude. We got some fat boys
up in this, damn dude, forty eight. Get off of
the internet. Boys, get your big booty off the internet,
Get off of carbs, Get to the gym. Good grief.
We got a thick audience of butt sitters, dude, get
off of your butts. Oh my gosh, y'all joking. Ain't nobody,
ain't no way. This audience all big and tall.
Speaker 22: We got.
Speaker 2: My whole audience is over at the Men's warehouse right now,
at the Big and Tall store. Abara Maxon over here.
No wonder y'all don't like my Abara jokes. No wonder
y'all call me mean. The whole audience is a bunch
of fat easy y'all all jealous of me. Dudes like,
I'm not fat, I'm just forty in the waist, dudes
a giant. We got Nefhelm in the audience over here.
They're not fat, They're literally just like gigantic beingslin audience,
Jacob Kaba says, for five dollars, the hardest I've ever
heard Jay laugh since Bolder days. Well, you've just been
not You've been not been listening for a while. We've
been lying, We've been yucking it up over here a lot.
So way to show that you haven't been listening for
a long time. Because when was the last time I
was laughing this hard? Too saw Me? I think Too
saw Me was the last time I left this hard.
I remember crying when I was listening to Too saw Me.
That was cracking me up. Justin Henley over here, I
want everybody sitting a super chat telling me your measurements,
and I want to know all three. I want to
know your hips, I want to know your there's hips
and breasts. How is there is there three measurements that
women do? Is it just two? Is it just hips?
Speaker 4: And up here?
Speaker 2: I gotta know everybody's We gotta get y'all tailored. We're
gonna get the whole audience tailored. Gotta get some some
suits for y'all. Big boys out there, all these no,
the hips in the audience don't lie. We got a
bunch of shakiras out here trying to shake their stuff.
M Justin Henley says he's at thirty four. About thirty
four good? I need a super chat from everybody in
the audience telling me. I want you to superchat the
dollar amount of your waist and your bust measurements, and
then we're good. Then we can all. But until then
it's on. I don't know why. That was just fun.
So sometimes just just goofy stuff just makes me laugh
really hard. I don't even know why hips, chest, waists, arms, oh,
arm measurements, forearms. I got a mom. I got a
mom with a thirty four arm. My mom's got a
thirty four inch forearm. I'm sorry. Go back to Admin's
chat over here. Uh, you gotta talk about Philip Seymour.
How it started, and his teachers were also possible government
involvement in this movement because he eventually lost his following
to Crawford. Who's Crawford. But we did cover Azusa Street.
By the way, it's the best edm song of all time.
If you never heard it, send us to all the
techno DJs and get them to remix my my hit. Okay,
where are we at? Okay we did, We did Azusa Street,
we did the Four Square Gospel, we did charismatics. I
spent like eight hours y'all on all that stuff like
two months ago, and I still don't understand what's going
on with this crypto bill. This is confusing as heck
to me. This brother man over here at simply Bitcoin,
just go watch him break it down. I'll trust him
over anything. I can't figure out that the zero hedge
article is illegible to me, basically hieroglyphics. I don't know
what's going on. Go watch that dude, he'll answer it
for you. So, because our body over here sent us
fifty d dollars, I'm gonna show you where we covered
all this stuff. Now, I don't know about government and
involvement in charismatic crap. But I would not be surprised.
It would not surprise me one bit. But I don't
know who Crawford is. I don't know whe you're talking
about Crawford. Let's see, if we scroll back a little bit,
you'll notice we covered charismatic stuff right here. Okay, there's
Megachurch Madness right here, Mega Church Madness Part two right
here for members. And there was another one that covered
charismatic stuff too. There was three of them. I think
I thought there was three. Seemed like there was. But
there's at least eight hours of it for you right there. Anyway, Uh,
tell me who Crawford is. I don't know who Crawford.
Florence Crawford, Florence. Is that a woman Florence Crawford in
the machine, Florence Crawford. So imagine being so cooked as
a Pentecostal that you lose your whole church to a
woman preacher, mother Florence. Oh my gosh, oh, look at
this woman. She looked like she basically deserves to be
on the on the cover of a thing of flower oats,
or she looks like the like the mascot of a
thing of oats or flowers or something making bread dude,
she makes bread. She need to be making bread and rolls,
not preaching. But you're saying she took over Oh my gosh,
your are you saying she's the government connection?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, mother? How would how would we? How would we
search that to figure out if she's a government agent?
I mean, y'all might think that's crazy, but I mean,
Julia Child was a spy, the mother of all TV
cooking was a spy for the U.
Speaker 14: S S.
Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna be surprised if Mother Crawford was
a spy. But I don't know it was a spy.
We can try that. Yeah, I don't know, man, I'll
have to look into that. Where are we at.
Speaker 1: All? Right?
Speaker 2: I might have to warn you all. I might just
get silly with I don't know if I've got serious
answers for y'all's questions, I might just have to get silly.
Redeem Coomer, what's up, dude? Y'all been nice today. I
appreciate it. We got like seven hundred dollars of super chests.
It's amazing. So I gotta be silly more because I
start singing and being silly the money comes in. What's up, dude,
I'm redeem Coomer.
Speaker 1: Hey, Jay, can you hear me?
Speaker 37: Yes, sir, Hey, I've been watching your stuff for a while.
I've been inquiring in the Orthodoxy. I kind of come
from like a non denominational background. Visited an Antiochian Orthodox
church a few weeks ago. Uh, and I was just
wondering if.
Speaker 1: You have any thoughts on.
Speaker 37: That what I don't know what the right word is,
not group, I mean the Antiochian Archdiocese of America.
Speaker 2: I mean, if that's the church that you're vibing with,
that's near you, that's gonna be a.
Speaker 37: Good thing, perish near me. Everything else is Coptic. No no, no, no,
no Protestant no no, no, no, no no no. I guess, yeah, right,
I guess. The only question I did have the the
priest wore a clerical collar and kind of like the Catholics,
and Father Peter Herees seemed to have. He had a
video kind of criticizing that, saying it was a Western garment.
I wondered if you were Father Deacon Antonius, had any
thoughts on that, And if that's I mean, is that unusual?
Speaker 2: I mean it's I mean, it's not a huge deal.
It's not a good sign because it usually signifies like
they want to appeal to people in the West. But
it's not you. It's not it's not the end of
the world rock onification. What's that? Dude?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Hey, did I um mute?
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 1: Great?
Speaker 40: So I have maybe somewhat of a silly question, but
just reading, Yeah, I think it's good timing for my question.
Speaker 2: Honestly.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 40: I was just reading The Lord of the Rings, right,
like rereading it again, and I noticed something interesting.
Speaker 1: I was kind of confused. Maybe you could give me
some insight here, because like it's like.
Speaker 26: One book, right, like The Lord of the Rings, But
then like.
Speaker 40: The PDF file I have is divided into.
Speaker 1: Three like the Fellowship of the Ring the Two Towns.
Like is it three books or is it? Or is
it like one book?
Speaker 2: I don't really, it's it's three.
Speaker 1: It's three books. But is it like it's like one story, right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So like one and one and one?
Speaker 6: Is what one and one?
Speaker 1: And how can one be three?
Speaker 2: Exactly? That was that was a good one vain.
Speaker 4: So so I'm asia thirty four.
Speaker 2: But now is that a top or is that down low?
Speaker 1: That's yet to be determined.
Speaker 2: I can't see past that is that below the equator
or is that up here in the memory? In the memory?
Speaker 23: Reason, Well, I'll take some more chalk and then I'll
slim down and let you know.
Speaker 2: But uh, separately from that, h do you think it's like.
Speaker 19: Christians should be like participating in like voting, since it's
like controlled by Satanic elites and you.
Speaker 1: Know, Zionists.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I mean, I think the Saints have
already spoken to this that it's better to vote for
I forget who it was, Saint Piezos or somebody said
something like vote for the candidate that's the best for Christianity.
So Jeff, what's up, dude?
Speaker 1: Okay, thirty over here coming in?
Speaker 4: Hut?
Speaker 3: I like it is that.
Speaker 2: Now hold on, let's start with shoes. Let me know
your let me know your foots.
Speaker 1: Is like a seven and a half.
Speaker 2: Seven and a half. That's freaking girl sized shoes. Are
you serious? You're a tiny man, A tiny man seven.
I didn't even know they made him that small dude?
What you talking about? A seven in the foots?
Speaker 4: It's a normal size. I'm hispanic.
Speaker 2: Seven is not a normal size, dude. First, maybe for
a circus performer, for a circus performance. Do you barely
you barely made it into the adult feats man?
Speaker 4: Hey man, I'm a I'm a giant around here.
Speaker 34: I'm reaching everybody's shelves. They call me if they need
something on the top shelf.
Speaker 2: Damn dude, Okay, what's on your mind?
Speaker 34: It's gonna say uh it for for single guys. I
met my wife doing improv comedy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did it like twelve years ago, and oh
we started it. It was super cool and now it's
just become.
Speaker 2: This it's all woke, the woke. It's all woke, purple hair,
fat lesbians.
Speaker 8: They make it.
Speaker 4: Tell you the pronouns.
Speaker 34: It's a certain They have workshops now it's called consent
and improv where it's like you have.
Speaker 4: To give consent?
Speaker 2: Are you serious? WHOA?
Speaker 34: There's like consent and improv and like you can miss
gender people and improv. It's it's it's turned into but
it depending on where you live, if you still go
to like a one on one workshop. I mean, most
of the girls I've dated, it was so easy to
date girls.
Speaker 4: And I met my wife and she was amazing.
Speaker 34: And there's a lot of cool women that are just
like they're open and they're willing to chat.
Speaker 4: And I mean, yeah, so everybody that a shot, dude.
Speaker 2: Well see the thing is like the one in Nashville
looks looks like a nightmare, dude, but the one here
in Florida looks not that bad.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think there's definitely.
Speaker 34: I mean, it used to be so fun and like
man oriented and like we used to just make dirty jokes, right,
be a good time. And now it's just it's really
sad what it's become. It's become just this the shell
of itself, you know. But you don't want to insult anybody.
Everybody's non binary, and I became ostracized. They were my
best friends that I was a part of a company,
like a big theater company.
Speaker 2: Oh really, And when the woke.
Speaker 34: Things started to happen, I started to, hey, you know,
I disagree with that, like kind of little by little
until they were like, you're homophobic.
Speaker 2: You're yeah, That's what I'm saying. When I was at
the latter part of college, like my last couple of years,
there was an improv group in Paduca, Kentucky that was
kind of getting popular, and I was at one of
the reason I knew about it was because there was
a dude that was in the improv group that was
in my philosophy classes and we got along pretty good.
Andrew it was his name, and he was actually talking
about improv and I was like, Hey, that sounds fun.
I might actually like to do that. But then even
at that time, I realized it was like two thousand
and eight nine were in there. I realized like they
were already like super I mean like gay Flag, you know,
like super woke even then, and I was like, I
don't I don't think I'm going to be welcomed in
this in this thing. I mean, it sounds fun. I
mean when I was in the nineties, it was a
lot of fun, dude.
Speaker 14: It was.
Speaker 4: We used to have this show.
Speaker 34: It was called Neon Improv Cigarette and it was it
was an improv show based around eighties.
Speaker 4: Like Miami Vice music, and it was it was awesome.
Speaker 34: It was like gangsters and just like people living in
an eighties. It was a really cool show. But it
was like completely un eg like uh, totally not like woke,
and there's just no way that could happen in La now,
like absolutely right right, right, no way. One last thing
I was gonna say this is off topic talking to
an atheist.
Speaker 4: You know that common atheist thing.
Speaker 34: Of could God make a rock so big that he
couldn't move it? I know he obviously I was like, well, no,
logically doesn't make sense. But then I thought about it.
I mean he did because Jesus was a man. He
had man limitations, so there were rocks that he wasn't
able to lift. At the same time, he could if
he wanted to. So he could not do it and
could do it, and there's no contradiction. But you just
I was thinking about that because, I mean, he wasn't
like Superman, but obviously he could if he wanted to,
but he had these limitations.
Speaker 4: But that does that kind of make sense?
Speaker 2: I mean, that is an interesting angle. I never thought
about bringing that sort of atheists nor mean to your
question into the domain of the incarnation in the two natures,
but it's an interesting angle on it. You could you
could throw atheist for a loop by responding that way.
Excuse me, JB. Peltia, two dollars playing pretend as an adult.
Speaker 1: Is gay?
Speaker 2: You're talking about improv No, it's not as fun, dude,
we talking about no one for two dollars. I love you. Uh,
that's gay. Even though he gave me money, I'll let
him do it, But calling saying you love me as
a dude is kind of gay. But I don't understand
why you think improv is gay again, dude, that's see
that this cholo man, this, this uh blessed little tiny
cholo man. He is right that those skill sets could
help you nerds get a date. And he is an
example of that because he found a beloved tiny woman.
I don't know if she should have been she could
be a giant woman, I don't know. But he found him,
He found him a little a little bit of a
little bit of spicy love over at the improv troop.
But dude, I'm telling you, man like I'll you look
up this, uh, the the local stuff. Ooh, I just
don't know, dude, I don't. I mean, let's let's give
these people a chance, the locals. Let's see how the
locals are doing here with improv. Let's let's give it
a shot. Let's say what's happening.
Speaker 27: Oh hey, this is mad.
Speaker 14: And you may recall, as you've been getting off the
couch with us, that earlier this year we checked out
an improv comedy show at First Coast Comedy Club, Jacksonville,
Florida's only brick and mortar improv comedy club, offering improv
shows every Friday and Saturday night that are led by
suggestions from the audience. So it's totally unpredictable.
Speaker 2: I'm seeing some big old sisters up here, and I'm
thinking that's not it's not a good look.
Speaker 14: Pretty silly too. If you watched our six Cool Things
to Do in Maypoort and Atlanta Beach, Florida video, then
you know you know what I'm talking about. But after
we watching absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 2: This is looking rough. Dude, I wanna try to find
out jack can can we not get an example of
actual so called comedy? W W where's it at? Oh
my gosh? Oh oh no, here we go.
Speaker 25: All right, gang, we're adding it up Little River City plus.
But we're on location today down here and say in
Augustine with my new friend Amy Angel Lily.
Speaker 2: Damn, it's black. They're trying to get laid with these
big girls that we know what's going on here. This
ain't even about no comedy.
Speaker 7: I said it right.
Speaker 25: We're in an improv space, so I could have messed
it out and just enrolled with it. This is third
Space Improv. So thanks for the invit.
Speaker 2: I'll roll up in there making fun of them and
they'll kick me out of meet they call the cops
on me.
Speaker 36: Dude, Well, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 27: Welcome a lot of people.
Speaker 2: We were just talking little people a little bit.
Speaker 25: People kind of know of you guys, but you're still
kind of like that little hidden gym.
Speaker 27: Yes, we are definitely a hidden jam sometimes people.
Speaker 2: All right, ain't no way this this this woman was
gonna let me be up in there, Ain't no way, right,
I tell you right now, I'm already having a problem
with her. We are already button heads. I don't know
none of these people. No one says for five dollars,
no homo. But you're trying to argument saving from atheism
and keep fighting. That's what I'm talking about. I'm all
about that right there. I don't think. I don't think
I'll fit in here. Can we see an exam sample
of the so called improv?
Speaker 6: What is this?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, this just looks this looks like meteoric
level cringe. Dude, what's it? What is this place called
First Coast Comedy? I want to see one example. Okay,
here we go. Oh they was live, they were live tonight.
Oh let's see what they were doing live tonight a
few minutes ago.
Speaker 8: It made the sounds of animals in a barnyard.
Speaker 2: All right. First of all, entire audience is middle aged women.
That's not a good sign. It's not a good look that,
that's not gonna be a funny audience. That that they're
not gonna vibe with anything that I would do. I mean,
unless I start singing Michael Bolton, which uh that could work.
I mean it's already off to a bad start.
Speaker 8: Everyone shows.
Speaker 2: I will admit to what JB. Peltier said, Like the
caller said, our tiny little Mexican saint a lot of
improv is gay, dude? It's like, is this gay ship?
Speaker 28: So before we begin, let me give you the quick
rundown of what you need to know. First of all,
I will be your host for tonight's entertainment. My name
is Alex Grenda Land.
Speaker 2: I think this dude's got a racket of just trying
to hit on the divorce moms. That's what he's up to.
You got this? But she's over here eating doritos, who
eats Dorito's. You got some wine moms. You gotta a
woman chomping down looking like a slow boy chomping on doritos.
Oh my gosh, dude, that correctly, and uh dude, look
how she's eating.
Speaker 4: What the heck?
Speaker 2: What is going on again?
Speaker 28: Let me do a quick surveyed by show of hands.
Who has never seen a show here at First Coast
Comedy before?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 8: Very good? Go ahead, torn hands down all.
Speaker 28: Right now with cho hans, who is seeing the show
here at First Coast Comedy.
Speaker 2: What are your very listen nerdy dudes, if you're ready
to clean house with get some dates with uh chunky
single wine moms. Here you go, dude, first time tonight.
Oh man, she's eating that blue flavors of the ritos too.
I eat doritos. You would eat doritos? Nasty?
Speaker 8: All right, she'll be the same people.
Speaker 2: That's why y'all are all thick boys with three c's
in the audience. We got a bunch of people. What's
wrong with doritos? Are you serious? Dude? I thought my
audience was elite Sigma Chadman, not dorito chompers. Oh my gosh,
I thought we was We was better than this, boys
and girls yell eating dorito's. I'm starting to get black
pilled and not in the raceway. Mud says, for five dollars,
my German English Cherokee five foot five, he's too short.
Best hope for you is a short king, do you
that's my mom's hype man five five, We're gotta get
you a booster seat. Dude, what the heck? Basically, I'm
a top tier build for a short man, That's what
I'm saying. Luckily, I got my sense of humor from
being an American. I got an audience of short dorito
eaters that are fat. Oh my gosh, man, no wonder,
there's only ten sent ladies over all. The all the
ladies left because all of the short fat kings ran
them away. Because you're your damn dorito breath, blue Dorito flavors,
slow boy, whiteboard, two dollars, raid Jim Bob's Mormon debate.
When you're wrapped up, Oh crap, I should have put
we gotta wrap this up because this I feel like
this is gonna be cringe already. All right, get to
something that's supposed to be funny. Here, Let's see what's
supposed to be funny. I don't know. We gotta see
the troop. You know what, here's the thing. You could
automatically do a physiognomy check on every improv troop and
it's almost an immediate fail right away. And then I
realized when we were looking at the Nashville stand ups,
physiognomy check, dude, none of them pass. It's a it's
a pass. It's a pass on nobody passing. I'm a
pass on all of them because nobody passes. That's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 8: Position a nice, polite level one.
Speaker 2: I will give this dude some props for uh being
at least a physically fit dude. You don't see that
with a lot of improv attitude. It's almost always total
beto weirdos. So props of this dude for being uh
buff that I mean, he's funny though the there's not
a single man in this What is go There's no
it's all women. What the heck? It's all middle aged
wine moms. What is going on? I didn't even know
wine moms liked improv. I'm confused. Get to the improv, dude,
fifteen minutes or nothing.
Speaker 27: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Alright, there's one dude in the corner, maybe two.
Speaker 8: Give it for the players one more time, everybody.
Speaker 2: Man, I'll tell you what I would be tempted if
I was in here, I would just start making fun
of people and they would kick me out. I'm telling you, dude,
I'll get mean, but it's not actually mean. It's just
just roasting people. That'll start roasting people and they're called
they'll be trying to fight me.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 8: All right, we're gonna jump into our very first game
and just do it. Gonna be a very challenging game
to test their wits. There's either skill. Uh, this is
a game we call what are you doing?
Speaker 1: It works like this.
Speaker 8: One player will be on either side of the stage.
Speaker 2: Here's the challenge. Can they make me laugh? And I'm
gonna be I'm gonna be open minded. Let's see they
can make me laugh? Yeah, that Michael Bolton Bulge would
be working. Michael Bolgeton would be working right here on
these moms. I'll tell you that right now. I'll roll
up in there with some high riding mom jeans and uh,
Jamie would be getting mad because these wine moms would
be simping. Okay of an activity.
Speaker 8: The other player will say to them, what are you doing?
This player has to say anything.
Speaker 2: Other than what it looks okay, there's one beard at
ip a bro over in the corner next to the
steff I mal and you and I can't even make
that other dude out looks like.
Speaker 8: They are currently doing. So they might say I'm milking
a cow, right, that doesn't look like milking a cow.
Speaker 28: This person will begin immediately milking a cow. This player
will say to.
Speaker 8: Them, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: This is terrible, dude.
Speaker 28: You know what it looks like they are currently doing
is We'll go back and forth and back and forth
until there is an elimination. An elimination can happen in
a variety of ways. If, for example, a player says
something that looks too much like what they are currently doing.
Speaker 8: For example, they're doing this and it says like I'm.
Speaker 28: Punching a punching bag kind of looks like that, that
player will be.
Speaker 2: Everybody says, we actually watching this.
Speaker 7: Repeat.
Speaker 2: That's the people that were there.
Speaker 8: More concept for a player, accidentally, did you.
Speaker 2: Spent fifteen minutes explaining everybody knows what improv is?
Speaker 8: Wes story you're in the We wouldn't jump right into
the action.
Speaker 2: Well, he's wearing a cross. I'll at least give him
some points because the dude's wearing a cross.
Speaker 8: Oh earlier I said.
Speaker 28: Give me a profession, and somebody said teacher, somebody give
me another a different profession.
Speaker 14: Good.
Speaker 2: Great, get to the improvo.
Speaker 8: All right, So these are gonna be all the fireman related.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 8: All things a fireman might do?
Speaker 28: Sorry, I tell you, Josh, you're gonna have the first
initiation activities players.
Speaker 7: Are you ready?
Speaker 40: Yes?
Speaker 27: You get?
Speaker 7: What are you doing? Extending my leadder to the forts
floors window? Just hang on lit, Okay, we're gonna get
up there soon.
Speaker 1: All.
Speaker 7: Don't we up any more?
Speaker 6: Leadder?
Speaker 7: What are you doing? Training my dalmation? This is how
you put out a fire?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we got specops. I p a bros
popping off. This is not looking good, dude, This is
looking like looking cringe.
Speaker 7: Running in the fire.
Speaker 19: Everybody?
Speaker 7: Are you doing?
Speaker 29: Saving a woman's life? Getting my fire gear on very quickly?
Speaker 1: WHOA ready to go?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I think they think that being loud is entertaining or funny.
I mean, just being loud is not funny.
Speaker 1: It's like what.
Speaker 2: It's like what Arnold or somebody from the like they
thought acting was just like being loud, or like like
Nicholas Cage just being loud or something the calendar.
Speaker 7: What are you doing starting a fire?
Speaker 8: That's the one thing a fire man doesn't do.
Speaker 2: I think JB. Pelty is right. Improv is gay, dude,
This is a I think he's right. Man. I am
for the first time ever refuted. I don't.
Speaker 27: This is adding to kinetics.
Speaker 2: Yellow, did they just scream for two hours? So improv
is just screaming for two hours?
Speaker 8: You're right?
Speaker 21: That works?
Speaker 7: Continue all right?
Speaker 8: Come on, Yellow, bouncing up for each other.
Speaker 7: You're yodling.
Speaker 13: Up.
Speaker 8: I stopped thinking of why and k words, and I
committed ago.
Speaker 2: This feels like assembly, Yeah, exactly, one shot says. I
feel like I'm at middle school assembly and the teachers
are being cringed. This is like when the school puts
on a performance to teach you something about drugs. Like
this is the troop of the people that come to
teach you that drugs are bad and they're trying. They're
trying to be clever and funny. This that's what this is.
Speaker 8: Everybody.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna give them one last chance to see
if they can make me laugh at all, because this is.
Speaker 8: The final round. Who's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
take this game.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I would rather watch Richard Lewis's stand up
than this, And that's like the worst, like neurotic jewish
stand up ever, like that is funnier than this.
Speaker 7: His head.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna make it the opposite game. Here's how this
game is gonna work. Instead of doing a whole bunch
of activities and then relabeling them, you're gonna do one activity.
So first of all, somebody shout out an activity that's fun,
Like throwing a frisbee is fun?
Speaker 8: What else is fun? Volleyball?
Speaker 2: Box wine?
Speaker 8: All right? You would somebody? Did you say volleyball?
Speaker 1: Would you?
Speaker 8: Would you stand up for one moment?
Speaker 2: Prozac and boxwine?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 28: Would you show me one repetitive motion that, if you
had to symbolize, the whole world would symbolize volleyball to you?
Speaker 7: Perfect?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 8: That makes that out? Yeah, alright, So here's what's gonna happen.
And are you were doing the bend in the leg?
That's right?
Speaker 2: Okay? Uh, how long before a sex joke comes in
for this bodily movement. What do you guys think?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe they try to be clean here. I don't know,
but this is like.
Speaker 28: In this game was gonna happen? Is Dave is gonna
say I'm playing volleyball. Try that on for sise.
Speaker 8: Adam has to say anything else that makes sense.
Speaker 2: With this movement.
Speaker 8: Try that on for size.
Speaker 28: It'll go back and forth and back and forth until
one of them cannot say something that makes sense with this.
Speaker 8: All right, so in the game reverse, what are you doing?
Speaker 5: AKA?
Speaker 8: Try that on for SISE players.
Speaker 7: Are you ready? Yes, I'm playing volleyball.
Speaker 8: Try that upper side.
Speaker 7: I'm throwing a coin in a prayer into the whishing well.
Speaker 36: Try that off the side.
Speaker 7: I'm throwing this balloon down gently. Try that.
Speaker 27: Outside.
Speaker 7: I'm giving someone a bouquet very awkwardly.
Speaker 6: Try that.
Speaker 8: I'm very lazily using a shakeway. Try that outside.
Speaker 7: I'm plugging a very small toilet.
Speaker 1: Try that.
Speaker 7: Of size up this giant fly. Try I'm trying to
catch rain.
Speaker 11: Try that.
Speaker 29: I'm very deliberately trying up chalk line on the chalk ard.
Speaker 7: Try that. I purt my hand on the oven. Try
that of sise.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that was pain, dude. Well, I guess
we know that there's no improv options around here.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: JB. Peltier admission is two inches of hairline. Well, uh
who somebody said this is some sort of mk ultra conditioning. Eh.
I feel my spirit sap, dude, I feel and I
feel sad. I don't feel like I should feel sad
after watching improv, but I don't understand what's happening, and
I feel sad. I don't think that's correct. I feel
like we would this would have done better with fat
black women. Oh my gosh. Uh yeah, I feel like
this is driving me to the black club. The black
club would be funnier. I don't know what that was
or what was going on. That look like the worst
thing I've ever seen. After the three guys doing their
stand up earlier, that was the That was the that
was the second worst thing. One shot says, I'm preparing
to yeek myself out the third story windrow window.
Speaker 41: Try that on for size. Oh my gosh, hey, you
says for five dollars, how can we be lovers? If
we can be friends, how can we start over if
the fighting never ends?
Speaker 2: I sit here exactly. That's what I'm talking about. We
want super chats where I can sing Michael Bolton, Michael
bolge Ton, That's what I'm talking about. And JB. Peltier
is vindicated improvist now faking gay pretty much. By the way,
be sure and go check out Jimbob's Mormon debate. He's
over there debating the the space sex bros. The Mormons.
Shout out to the Mormons doing all of that space humping.
You thought Space was faking gay. Space is a an
aphrodisiac son if you are Mormon. Space is a giant
birthing canal for spirit babies. I think these improv dudes
need some chad mode. I want to remind you guys
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The comedy world is so pathetic and gross and dumb
that I think I wouldn't get hurt. I'm only gonna
get killed at the black club. That's it. I think
of the rest of these places, you could just go
in there and clean house. You're probably not ever gonna
get invited back, but you could go in there and
troll them. Just roast the whole audience at Goober's. You'll
get banned, but at least you get one clip that
could go up on YouTube. I'm liking that idea. I
might do that. Shout out to all of y'all over
here on X A lot of fun today we got
super silly.
Speaker 8: It was blessed.
Speaker 2: Also, I'm gonna just set up a concert where I
sing Michael Bolton songs. Yeah, Koob says for three dollars
my albinoid son. In regard to usury and dude only
thirty two twenty it permitted the Israelites to be useless.
She ye help a big head science man out. Well,
that was appropriate at that time when God was allowing
and permitting the Israelites to defend themselves and to engage
in those sorts of activities that were appropriate to that
time until they produced the Messiah. Once the Messiah came,
the protections and legalities and actions of the nation State
of Israel are no longer necessarily the universal norm. Rose Stuart, shit,
I thought that, said Rod Stewart, Rose Stewart. I was like, oh,
I'm making I'm making it to the big leagues. Rose
Stewart scept for two dollars. I had to leave. Did
you ever talk about Mandela Effect? Are you serious?
Speaker 4: Dog?
Speaker 2: Did that shit? Ain't real? I hate to break it
to you, Mandela Effect, Jacob Kabey what that means? Oh
we did that? One excuse me is that it did.
I get everybody super chat. It was just wild and
wacky today. I hope you'll I hope y'all have fun.
I had fun. Shit, I was crying laughing. At one point.
We get dudes body side measurements up in here, big boys,
the thick Boys. Shout out to all my thunder thigh
thick Boys.